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<v Speaker 1>For a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco

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<v Speaker 1>one on one one w JARR, but your freaking idiots

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<v Speaker 2>It panned out for you, Taco.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that Mondays are the easiest day to win. But

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly when somebody won yesterday. You're right, let's do

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<v Speaker 1>it again. By the way, I spoke too soon about

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<v Speaker 1>the fog it rolled in. I went to go watch

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<v Speaker 1>the launch at the over there the rocket window.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, SpaceX sent one up at five point fifteen fog

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<v Speaker 2>schmog sent her up anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to watch it and I go, why

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<v Speaker 1>can't I see? I go, oh, son of a gun,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, there's no fog here Maitland and it's all

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<v Speaker 1>rolled in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I got all the text too. As you were

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<v Speaker 2>saying it, I'm looking at the TV screen point two

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<v Speaker 2>five visibility. I'm like, oh, okay, Taco Bob in his

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<v Speaker 2>special weather phone.

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<v Speaker 1>My ride in there was no fog, now I know

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<v Speaker 1>it's everywhere. No more texts at least about fog.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, You want me have something to say about

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<v Speaker 2>some of these stories, including a woman in Australia whose

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<v Speaker 2>attorney successfully argued that the murder charge against her should

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<v Speaker 2>be dropped after she fatally stabbed her husband to death.

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<v Speaker 2>This happened back in twenty twenty three. Yeah, the forty

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<v Speaker 2>seven year old woman stabbed to death her fifty year

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<v Speaker 2>old husband. The guy was found dead inside his car

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<v Speaker 2>in a town just north of We're in Australia. The

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<v Speaker 2>key issue in the case was whether the woman who

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<v Speaker 2>was charged ilknor Kyleskin had a sleeping disorder that accounted

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<v Speaker 2>for her not being aware of her stabby stabby situation

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<v Speaker 2>of the husband in his car.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I grew up and you know I was a

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<v Speaker 1>sleep talker. Dude, she's a sleep stabber. They actually.

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<v Speaker 2>Petitioned the court to do a sleep study on her

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<v Speaker 2>and the results came back that she did indeed have

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<v Speaker 2>several serious sleep disorders. That was enough for prosecution to

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<v Speaker 2>drop all charges against her.

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<v Speaker 1>I think everybody has some baby bit of sleep disorder.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a crock, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>He was in his car even.

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<v Speaker 1>If she took you know, like the whatever medicine makes

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<v Speaker 1>you drive or gamble ambiying, Yeah, ambient. He take some

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<v Speaker 1>man popbacksmambium and you want to go play some roulette,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because it makes you want to gamble.

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<v Speaker 2>It's stab it.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't make you want to stab your husband.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wake up, unknowingly, go find a knife, then find

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<v Speaker 2>your husband who happens to be in his car and

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<v Speaker 2>stab him to death. Uh huh, I'm sorry. Not all

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<v Speaker 2>of that adds up.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have planted panties on him and said that

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<v Speaker 1>you found him with a hussy and she ran off

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<v Speaker 1>as you held onto the back of the panties. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that'd you probably get.

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<v Speaker 2>Caught, But kudos on pull him out. The old school hussy.

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<v Speaker 1>Turn thanks for recognizing.

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<v Speaker 2>What's next, trollope or tramp looker well. The inaugural voyage

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<v Speaker 2>of the Big Nude Boats set sail yesterday from Port Miami.

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<v Speaker 2>Usually is called the Norwegian Cruise Lines Norwegian Pearl, but

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<v Speaker 2>has been nicknamed the Big Nude Boat for this eleven

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<v Speaker 2>day voyage with multiple stops in the Caribbean, and the

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<v Speaker 2>bulk of the passengers on board are nudists or nature

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<v Speaker 2>whatever you call yourselves. We talked about this when it

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<v Speaker 2>was proposed and went up for sale. It costs about

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<v Speaker 2>twenty two hundred dollars for an inside cabin again, eleven

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<v Speaker 2>day voyage.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty good. Yeah, I mean I haven't gone a

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<v Speaker 1>cruise in a while. That is a little pricey, but

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<v Speaker 1>it is a specialty cruise. You're getting additives.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's so many of these, you know, niche cruises

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<v Speaker 2>now for just about anything, a lot of them, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>with music based. But yeah, I think you're gonna see

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<v Speaker 2>more and more like this. Pick pick a pick something

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<v Speaker 2>that people are into and find enough of them, they'll

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<v Speaker 2>all get on a boat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, swinger cruise, but the nude cruise. Are they nude

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time. It has to go into some of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I forget from last year. I forget.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you're gonna be donging it at the

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<v Speaker 2>midnight buffet.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well maybe okay, main dining room. I don't think you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be dogging it in there. I think we uh

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<v Speaker 2>that there were some some restrictions in place in areas

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<v Speaker 2>like that where the food's being served.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, the main dining at the big dinner, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you're supposed to wear a jacket and pants and everything,

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<v Speaker 1>so you probably jacket no pants. Yeah, that's what you

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<v Speaker 1>could go with, right, you know the swingers on what

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<v Speaker 1>you do is you walk up to the hot dog

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<v Speaker 1>buffet and just lay it down. You get a taker.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you're holding a pineapple. Do you relish the

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<v Speaker 1>fact to catch up on me? I'm sure the Colonel Mustard. Sure.

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<v Speaker 2>The crew finds the the trip interesting. Oh, probably a

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<v Speaker 2>little more interesting than the normal themed cruises.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they truly get to be there in clothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they get to be fully dreaded. Right, all this

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<v Speaker 2>is going on.

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<v Speaker 1>So for them it's like, oh, a little winky over here.

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<v Speaker 2>None of them are going to be impressed by a

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<v Speaker 2>man in uniform. Want a man out of uniform?

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<v Speaker 1>Please, capita nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally, there's this. This is the elusive headline of the

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<v Speaker 2>week contender slash Darwin Award front runner so far of

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty five. We go to Utah, Kurnes, Utah. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>more on this on our facebook page. Here's your headline

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<v Speaker 2>and you'll see why. It also is a contender for

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<v Speaker 2>a Darwin Award. I hope it's not long and all

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<v Speaker 2>have a lot of room. Go ahead. Man trying to

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<v Speaker 2>prove he could dodge a bullet dies after best friend

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<v Speaker 2>shoots him in the chest. Now a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>to set the situation here. It was over the weekend weekends,

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<v Speaker 2>hanging out smoking weed, playing video games and talking s

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<v Speaker 2>and some gun talk came up, and one dude tells

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<v Speaker 2>his buddy that he is fast enough to dodge a bullet.

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<v Speaker 2>So the conversation goes from the kitchen to the garage

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<v Speaker 2>where more weed is smoked, and then it was like,

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<v Speaker 2>let's field test this next thing. You know, the guns

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<v Speaker 2>are loaded and dude's trying to prove he can dodge

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<v Speaker 2>a bullet.

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<v Speaker 1>He's high. How exactly do you think even if you

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<v Speaker 1>weren't high, you couldn't dodge a bullet. But you're high man,

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<v Speaker 1>So then wow, the buddy who shot him right, he's

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<v Speaker 1>now arrested and you know, manslaughter charged. I think his

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<v Speaker 1>lawyer could help him out. If you got a lady's

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<v Speaker 1>sleep stabbing. Yeah, get the lawyer from Australia out. Fly

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<v Speaker 1>him in. Not that you have the money to fly

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<v Speaker 1>him in. Probably as you're shooting your friend in the

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<v Speaker 1>chest in the garage because you're high playing video games.

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<v Speaker 1>And he said to what.

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<v Speaker 2>If you you got to get him on tape saying this,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, if you're gonna at the very least have

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<v Speaker 2>that hymn on video. So yeah, I'm fast enough to

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<v Speaker 2>dodge a bullet. I'm doing this with my own free will,

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<v Speaker 2>just to prove my point.

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<v Speaker 1>But then you have to say, okay, tell me I

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<v Speaker 1>have proof to read or permission to record you saying this,

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<v Speaker 1>and now go ahead, because that's you know, the lawyers say, well,

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't have them.

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<v Speaker 2>Get commission technicality over that.

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<v Speaker 1>I swear I could dodge a bullet. It's whatever, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>Linchin Taco on demand, Tell Loathy, iheartwadio, ask making choice