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Speaker 1: the fog it rolled in. I went to go watch
Speaker 1: the launch at the over there the rocket window.
Speaker 2: Yes, SpaceX sent one up at five point fifteen fog
Speaker 2: schmog sent her up anyway.
Speaker 1: I was going to watch it and I go, why
Speaker 1: can't I see? I go, oh, son of a gun,
Speaker 1: I said, there's no fog here Maitland and it's all
Speaker 1: rolled in.
Speaker 2: Yes, I got all the text too. As you were
Speaker 2: saying it, I'm looking at the TV screen point two
Speaker 2: five visibility. I'm like, oh, okay, Taco Bob in his
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Speaker 1: My ride in there was no fog, now I know
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Speaker 2: All right, You want me have something to say about
Speaker 2: some of these stories, including a woman in Australia whose
Speaker 2: attorney successfully argued that the murder charge against her should
Speaker 2: be dropped after she fatally stabbed her husband to death.
Speaker 2: This happened back in twenty twenty three. Yeah, the forty
Speaker 2: seven year old woman stabbed to death her fifty year
Speaker 2: old husband. The guy was found dead inside his car
Speaker 2: in a town just north of We're in Australia. The
Speaker 2: key issue in the case was whether the woman who
Speaker 2: was charged ilknor Kyleskin had a sleeping disorder that accounted
Speaker 2: for her not being aware of her stabby stabby situation
Speaker 2: of the husband in his car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I grew up and you know I was a
Speaker 1: sleep talker. Dude, she's a sleep stabber. They actually.
Speaker 2: Petitioned the court to do a sleep study on her
Speaker 2: and the results came back that she did indeed have
Speaker 2: several serious sleep disorders. That was enough for prosecution to
Speaker 2: drop all charges against her.
Speaker 1: I think everybody has some baby bit of sleep disorder.
Speaker 1: This is a crock, you know what.
Speaker 2: He was in his car even.
Speaker 1: If she took you know, like the whatever medicine makes
Speaker 1: you drive or gamble ambiying, Yeah, ambient. He take some
Speaker 1: man popbacksmambium and you want to go play some roulette,
Speaker 1: you know, because it makes you want to gamble.
Speaker 2: It's stab it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make you want to stab your husband.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wake up, unknowingly, go find a knife, then find
Speaker 2: your husband who happens to be in his car and
Speaker 2: stab him to death. Uh huh, I'm sorry. Not all
Speaker 2: of that adds up.
Speaker 1: You should have planted panties on him and said that
Speaker 1: you found him with a hussy and she ran off
Speaker 1: as you held onto the back of the panties. Okay,
Speaker 1: that'd you probably get.
Speaker 2: Caught, But kudos on pull him out. The old school hussy.
Speaker 1: Turn thanks for recognizing.
Speaker 2: What's next, trollope or tramp looker well. The inaugural voyage
Speaker 2: of the Big Nude Boats set sail yesterday from Port Miami.
Speaker 2: Usually is called the Norwegian Cruise Lines Norwegian Pearl, but
Speaker 2: has been nicknamed the Big Nude Boat for this eleven
Speaker 2: day voyage with multiple stops in the Caribbean, and the
Speaker 2: bulk of the passengers on board are nudists or nature
Speaker 2: whatever you call yourselves. We talked about this when it
Speaker 2: was proposed and went up for sale. It costs about
Speaker 2: twenty two hundred dollars for an inside cabin again, eleven
Speaker 2: day voyage.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. Yeah, I mean I haven't gone a
Speaker 1: cruise in a while. That is a little pricey, but
Speaker 1: it is a specialty cruise. You're getting additives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's so many of these, you know, niche cruises
Speaker 2: now for just about anything, a lot of them, you know,
Speaker 2: with music based. But yeah, I think you're gonna see
Speaker 2: more and more like this. Pick pick a pick something
Speaker 2: that people are into and find enough of them, they'll
Speaker 2: all get on a boat.
Speaker 1: Yes, swinger cruise, but the nude cruise. Are they nude
Speaker 1: the whole time. It has to go into some of that.
Speaker 1: I forget from last year. I forget.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're gonna be donging it at the
Speaker 2: midnight buffet.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well maybe okay, main dining room. I don't think you're
Speaker 2: gonna be dogging it in there. I think we uh
Speaker 2: that there were some some restrictions in place in areas
Speaker 2: like that where the food's being served.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, the main dining at the big dinner, you know,
Speaker 1: you're supposed to wear a jacket and pants and everything,
Speaker 1: so you probably jacket no pants. Yeah, that's what you
Speaker 1: could go with, right, you know the swingers on what
Speaker 1: you do is you walk up to the hot dog
Speaker 1: buffet and just lay it down. You get a taker.
Speaker 1: You know, you're holding a pineapple. Do you relish the
Speaker 1: fact to catch up on me? I'm sure the Colonel Mustard. Sure.
Speaker 2: The crew finds the the trip interesting. Oh, probably a
Speaker 2: little more interesting than the normal themed cruises.
Speaker 1: Because they truly get to be there in clothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they get to be fully dreaded. Right, all this
Speaker 2: is going on.
Speaker 1: So for them it's like, oh, a little winky over here.
Speaker 2: None of them are going to be impressed by a
Speaker 2: man in uniform. Want a man out of uniform?
Speaker 1: Please, capita nothing.
Speaker 2: Finally, there's this. This is the elusive headline of the
Speaker 2: week contender slash Darwin Award front runner so far of
Speaker 2: twenty twenty five. We go to Utah, Kurnes, Utah. Okay,
Speaker 2: more on this on our facebook page. Here's your headline
Speaker 2: and you'll see why. It also is a contender for
Speaker 2: a Darwin Award. I hope it's not long and all
Speaker 2: have a lot of room. Go ahead. Man trying to
Speaker 2: prove he could dodge a bullet dies after best friend
Speaker 2: shoots him in the chest. Now a little bit of
Speaker 2: to set the situation here. It was over the weekend weekends,
Speaker 2: hanging out smoking weed, playing video games and talking s
Speaker 2: and some gun talk came up, and one dude tells
Speaker 2: his buddy that he is fast enough to dodge a bullet.
Speaker 2: So the conversation goes from the kitchen to the garage
Speaker 2: where more weed is smoked, and then it was like,
Speaker 2: let's field test this next thing. You know, the guns
Speaker 2: are loaded and dude's trying to prove he can dodge
Speaker 2: a bullet.
Speaker 1: He's high. How exactly do you think even if you
Speaker 1: weren't high, you couldn't dodge a bullet. But you're high man,
Speaker 1: So then wow, the buddy who shot him right, he's
Speaker 1: now arrested and you know, manslaughter charged. I think his
Speaker 1: lawyer could help him out. If you got a lady's
Speaker 1: sleep stabbing. Yeah, get the lawyer from Australia out. Fly
Speaker 1: him in. Not that you have the money to fly
Speaker 1: him in. Probably as you're shooting your friend in the
Speaker 1: chest in the garage because you're high playing video games.
Speaker 1: And he said to what.
Speaker 2: If you you got to get him on tape saying this,
Speaker 2: you know, if you're gonna at the very least have
Speaker 2: that hymn on video. So yeah, I'm fast enough to
Speaker 2: dodge a bullet. I'm doing this with my own free will,
Speaker 2: just to prove my point.
Speaker 1: But then you have to say, okay, tell me I
Speaker 1: have proof to read or permission to record you saying this,
Speaker 1: and now go ahead, because that's you know, the lawyers say, well,
Speaker 1: they didn't have them.
Speaker 2: Get commission technicality over that.
Speaker 1: I swear I could dodge a bullet. It's whatever, dude,
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