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<v Speaker 1>Hey, everybody, Welcome to pink Shade is TLC Tuesday. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>here with my gal, my gal pal, Kimberly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh gal pals forever.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey girl. So guys just right at the top this Thursday. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>whoa hit him with it? Hit him with it? Not

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<v Speaker 1>even one minute in this Thursday. If you're ten dollars

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<v Speaker 1>at above level on pink Shade Prime, which is Patreon, Supercast,

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<v Speaker 1>Apple subscriptions, it's going to be pink Shade Live. It's

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<v Speaker 1>going to meet Kimberly Keisha. We're going to have some topics.

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<v Speaker 1>We're also going to take questions, so it's just going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a fun kykip. We're going to try to

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<v Speaker 1>do it every last Thursday of the month for ten

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<v Speaker 1>and above people on Prime because those people they can

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<v Speaker 1>eat a little something something and I'm very excited. I

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<v Speaker 1>had a list of questions. I'm going to let you

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<v Speaker 1>and Keisha talk briefly about Mama June briefly.

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<v Speaker 2>How much How many minutes do we get?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean five?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, five?

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<v Speaker 1>You know I'm not gonna time you, but I will

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<v Speaker 1>have to cut it off if it gets too gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah for me and uh, I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 1>listened yesterday. But Keisha and I did cover the last

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<v Speaker 1>episode of Neighbors HBO Max Neighbors, and it was just

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<v Speaker 1>so many swinging dongs. It was a no nudist colony

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<v Speaker 1>and just burnt to a crisp old. Ladies and men

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<v Speaker 1>just just just putting their nether regions out in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Kimberly, it was a lot. It was. It was. I

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<v Speaker 1>sent a picture of something that I saw to Matt

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<v Speaker 1>to get him to explain it to me, because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't understand. It was a man that looks looked like

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<v Speaker 1>he had like three penises, but two of those penises

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<v Speaker 1>were his balls, but they were all like the same length.

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<v Speaker 1>I was upset. I didn't understand. I didn't know if

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<v Speaker 1>this is something found in nature, if this is what

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<v Speaker 1>happens to if you stay in the sun. Matt was

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<v Speaker 1>so worried for me. He said, this is not the

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<v Speaker 1>show for you to turn it off.

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<v Speaker 2>How old was this man?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean unclear, thirty five or sixty five? You can't tell.

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<v Speaker 1>When everybody is wrinkled like a raisin, you can't tell

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<v Speaker 1>how old are they?

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<v Speaker 2>Do we think this is what Shay's nethers.

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<v Speaker 1>Look like he wishes he was as raising Ethan as

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<v Speaker 1>these people. They all looked like slender Man, but tanned,

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<v Speaker 1>burnt to a crisp wow. So yeah, guys, that was yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>People kept warning both Kisha and enjoy Memorial Day. We're

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be memorializing, but I'm memorializing that show that

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<v Speaker 1>I never will see again. Kasha was like, yeah, people

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<v Speaker 1>kept sending me messages. It's like me too. And then

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<v Speaker 1>if the guy first comes on and he's just like

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<v Speaker 1>in a yellow phone banana hammock, you know, and he's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my neighbors, they all hate that I wear this, And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, all right, it's gross. But no, right

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<v Speaker 1>away it went straight downhill and then down into the

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<v Speaker 1>pits of hell, and then like under the earth and

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<v Speaker 1>back around and started back under. It was horrible. Were

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<v Speaker 1>there women, yes, everybody nicked?

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<v Speaker 2>And were there boobs?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, we're just swinging in the bringing.

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<v Speaker 2>Most sweet chariot.

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<v Speaker 1>We just had dogs swinging, boobs, swinging, bushes flying in

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<v Speaker 1>the wind.

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<v Speaker 2>Were people swinging with each other?

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<v Speaker 1>No, we didn't see anybody even as much like kiss

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<v Speaker 1>or hold hands. It was just this is their lifestyle. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like in the Garden of Eden. They're all just nicked.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that's he looked like.

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<v Speaker 1>On we would exist, they wouldn't be so sun damaged.

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<v Speaker 1>Well anyway, So if you missed that and you really

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<v Speaker 1>are interested in seeing the horror that I had to experience,

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<v Speaker 1>Keisha experienced it too. Keisha was like, it takes a

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<v Speaker 1>lot to shock me, but this was upsetting, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>So what channel is this on?

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<v Speaker 2>And how can I unsubscribe?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's HBO Max and there's a lot of about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't have HBO anymore. Okay, somehow got

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<v Speaker 2>logged out and I can't figure out how to get

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<v Speaker 2>back in, so probably won't. I won't be trying. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I was using someone else's katies.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, Well, still say that against the law.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I never use it.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of against the law, I hasn't know. I had

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<v Speaker 1>an argument, uh in the grocery store about taking glass

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<v Speaker 1>bottles to the beach. He said something about glass bottles,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, you can't take glass to the beach.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, what do you mean people take glass beer

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<v Speaker 1>bottles to the beach. I go, no, you can't. You

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<v Speaker 1>have to take cans or whatever to the beach, and

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, no, you could take glass. I go, it's

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<v Speaker 1>against the law to take glass to the beach. He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 2>It's against the law because there's a lot of Corona

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<v Speaker 2>commercials with people on the beach.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's where he was getting his information.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I think it's not. And I live by

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<v Speaker 2>the beach and I walked by the beach. There's no

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<v Speaker 2>signs that say no glass bottles. I think it might

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<v Speaker 2>be it it's common sense or an old wives tale.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, anyway, we had a full on argument about it

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<v Speaker 1>in the the drink aisle at the grocery store because

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, oh, we should get these these bottles

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<v Speaker 1>for John when he comes. And I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't have bottles on the beach.

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<v Speaker 2>Because we're rule followers and people like Dave are Rebbels.

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<v Speaker 1>Got my ice coffee. I'm so happy.

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<v Speaker 2>Much like Katie and Josh, you two are opposites, but

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you keep each other in.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so. I think so okay, But I want

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<v Speaker 1>to read you really quickly from a listener something that

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<v Speaker 1>I got, and this is regarding Debbie and Medo. It

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<v Speaker 1>says here, I just always like, because I know I

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<v Speaker 1>always forget these things right. So I've pinned it at

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<v Speaker 1>the top of the notes, and it says this listener says, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I just found your podcast through Murders. She watched. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, shout out, Amy Archer. I just found your

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<v Speaker 1>podcast through murders she watched and just finished listening to

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<v Speaker 1>your ninety day recap. I lived in Cairo for three years.

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<v Speaker 1>There is no way this tour guide kissed her on

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<v Speaker 1>their pyramid tour. Also, this man is not a virgin. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>his father isn't sick. I'm just waiting to hear if

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<v Speaker 1>he asked for money for the doctor quote. He disappears

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<v Speaker 1>for a few days because he's hooking up with other women,

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<v Speaker 1>and if she met his friends and or family, they

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<v Speaker 1>would one hundred cover for him. Egyptian men are the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest love bombing, manipulative, lying men. They all use these

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<v Speaker 1>same words and the same scans. It's very common knowledge.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know how on earth this man got

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<v Speaker 1>a visa. Wow, wow, lived in Cairo. Boots on the ground, girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I really for the first half thought you meant Caro

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<v Speaker 2>and Mare's Ethan Plathkin to come into this, No.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have said, Kro, I Knowro.

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<v Speaker 2>I know Wow. I don't want to paint everyone with

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<v Speaker 2>a big brush. So we don't know a Medo yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Logic and history would tell us that is what is happening,

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<v Speaker 2>especially given their slight age difference. But I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if his dad is sick. I do not know, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want.

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<v Speaker 1>To say, well, he left his dad, so sad seems

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<v Speaker 1>to be fine. So let's get started. If you're watching

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<v Speaker 1>a video, may or may not have to put on

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<v Speaker 1>my giant arkle glasses because sometimes I can't see this

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<v Speaker 1>computer because I have got my contacts in. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>tam I. So Debbie and Meto, that's what we're starting with.

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<v Speaker 1>Lets we'll call Debbie is fifty five from New Orleans.

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<v Speaker 1>Meto's forty one from Egypt. I've been studying Debbie's face

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<v Speaker 1>and trying to figure out what's going on. Now. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to see pictures of Debbie ten years ago. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but as I think what happened is Debbie had a facelift.

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<v Speaker 1>God bless good for her. Okay, we're all for it here,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think what happened was they did something strange

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<v Speaker 1>along where it got nipped and tucked, and that gives

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<v Speaker 1>her a stretched out appearance here because I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that's her original face.

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<v Speaker 2>And definitely I agree, But I because the difference between

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<v Speaker 2>her face and the neck. If she didn't have that neck,

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<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't be able to tell how old she is.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and she's very smooth, white white skin.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but the neck looks normal, so not bad, just normal.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like ours and ours are beautiful and young below.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. I appreciate all of those mentions of our

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<v Speaker 2>necks me too. Thank you makes me feel less self conscious,

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<v Speaker 2>even though I know you're lying because I told you

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<v Speaker 2>to make those comments.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, that's correct.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like saying, give me flowers, and then all like

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<v Speaker 2>on ninety day, bring me flowers when I come to

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<v Speaker 2>the airport. Oh, he brought me flowers.

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<v Speaker 1>So thoughtful. I don't know how I.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And I really think also her teeth are her

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<v Speaker 2>and I hate to pick apart a woman like this,

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<v Speaker 2>but you started it and her. I think I think

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<v Speaker 2>she could do so like whitening with her teeth, and

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<v Speaker 2>that would maybe young.

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<v Speaker 1>If I I am currently on a crest white strip journey.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmmm I'll let everybody know how it goes. I've done.

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<v Speaker 1>I've done one day, so don't be looking very different

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<v Speaker 1>quite yet.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to see before and after pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, well i'll take Well, I don't know, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got a picture of my teeth from yesterday because I

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<v Speaker 1>think a million pictures.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I don't You never responded to my story

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<v Speaker 2>last week, but I did use your code to get

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<v Speaker 2>six six bottles of Hello lash, and I was I

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<v Speaker 2>might give them. I was going to give one to

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<v Speaker 2>like my sister in law, one to my aunt, and

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<v Speaker 2>then keep the rest.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I need to take once after.

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<v Speaker 2>Pictures because I'm going to start you doing it regularly.

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<v Speaker 1>If you do it every night and again, I tell you, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>what the Hello the trick is. Don't like pull it

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<v Speaker 1>out and it's like super wet, and then you put

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<v Speaker 1>it on top of your lashes because then it like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of doesn't burn or whatever. But that's too much.

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<v Speaker 1>So when you pull it out, make sure you kind

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<v Speaker 1>of wipe it like you would like a mascara thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And I do it on my eyebrows, top of the lash,

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<v Speaker 1>teeny tiny bottom of the lash in the corner even

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<v Speaker 1>though it says don't use on the bottom lashes.

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<v Speaker 2>I need help on the bottom too, you too, But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a rule breaker, so I might worry about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm just telling you. When Matt was

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<v Speaker 1>first started using it, he was like, oh, it's so

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<v Speaker 1>like wet when it goes on. I was like, Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a trick. You gotta like wipe it off a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit so it's not so wet, or when it's

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<v Speaker 1>like super wet, do your eyebrows first and then go down. Anyway, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>This is beauty corner and picking apart a fellow woman corner. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's better than when Keisha and I picked apart

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<v Speaker 1>the guy from Temptation Island and just got just just screamed.

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<v Speaker 1>of which I did not watch in solidarity with Mark Wahlberg.

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<v Speaker 1>But my understanding from the cliffs is that he continued

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<v Speaker 1>Debbie, on the other hand, not a clown, no mimes,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I did see more to love scene with her.

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<v Speaker 2>So her daughter gives her a tarot card reading, and

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<v Speaker 2>her rethink everything, but not really, She's still going to

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<v Speaker 2>that's all about money, and then a card about the Hermit,

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<v Speaker 2>and the hermit is self discovery and introverted person, which

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<v Speaker 2>and it's very frustrating, and she's worried how it's going

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<v Speaker 2>to be with the three of them, with the daughter

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<v Speaker 2>new living situation for them, and also Meto is a

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<v Speaker 2>very conservative Muslim, she says, and he might be offended

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<v Speaker 2>by the voodoo culture of New Orleans. That's her words, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and then thought he could should be friends with Maddie

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<v Speaker 2>and because they're kind of near New Orleans.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they could be best friends, although I think he

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think Matti might be too smart for that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Stevie'll be like Matti thinks he's a scammer. No, so okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So fifteen days until Mito arrived, So Debbie says, I

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<v Speaker 1>with his dad. It would be almost four thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>to change it. I mean, how much was the flight?

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<v Speaker 1>Not seer thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got too. Life happens, and she says, and

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<v Speaker 1>four thousand dollars is not doable at the moment. So

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<v Speaker 1>she wrote him and told him I can't change it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to be almost four thousand dollars, and he

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, is he being he's practicing his interviews on

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<v Speaker 1>No comment? So she goes, so, I don't know, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a good chance he won't even be on the flight.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was fifteen days until Meno arrives. Or maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote that wrong, but no, five days.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifteen days. Five, So it was like very short, a

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<v Speaker 2>few days, because last week it was just a few days. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but they still haven't discussed it. Imagine doing all this

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<v Speaker 2>and you don't know if they're on the plane or

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<v Speaker 1>So six and now it's six hours until Meto arrives.

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<v Speaker 1>And she said maybe it was fifteen hours, So she

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<v Speaker 1>says that's what it was. Yeah, So she says, I

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<v Speaker 1>tried to FaceTime him but it was too loud where

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<v Speaker 1>where are you and he wrote back and said home,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she wrote back, are you joking? And he

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<v Speaker 1>never replied, So she doesn't know if he's on the plane,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, to which I said, I bet production

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<v Speaker 2>So maybe not Remember that time with what's his face, Joey,

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<v Speaker 2>And they were pounding on his door outside and they

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know if he was getting on that plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, what I'm saying, production knows if he's on the

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<v Speaker 1>come down the steps, so like they know, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, they're there with her at the airport. I

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<v Speaker 1>You're putting it too much faith into this. So next

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<v Speaker 1>A Debbie and her daughter were no stop, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Next A Debbie and her daughter, Devin and the dog

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit head to the airport and she says,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea if he's on the plane. I

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<v Speaker 1>contacted the airline, but they wouldn't tell me anything. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not going to tell you somebody else's private information,

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<v Speaker 1>you dummy. No talking to Devin says, my mom has

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<v Speaker 1>not been doing well and if MEDO does not come,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea how my mom's going to react.

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<v Speaker 1>She'll be crying and angry, and rightfully so, so we

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Have to do another tarot card reading and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to lie this time and give her good cards.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell her love is coming. Your way. So they're in

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<v Speaker 1>the car and suddenly they pull up to the airport

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<v Speaker 1>and she's got pulls out of the backseat and Americana

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<v Speaker 1>themed a bouquet of flowers, and Debbie walks into the

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<v Speaker 1>airport with the bouquet. A little bit now, Devin, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it's gonna circle. Is Devan gonna circle for like

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<v Speaker 2>Literally three hours circling?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so maybe she's just.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna go find a Carls Junior or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, So she's waiting, she's waiting, she's waiting, and

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<v Speaker 1>then she says, I'm going to be sick. She runs

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<v Speaker 1>to the bathroom and thanks to the joy of the microphones,

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<v Speaker 1>we hear her puking. So you heard this?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I never heard a lease pooping. No, but

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<v Speaker 2>you heard this?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I heard this? Yeah yeahah.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting to know what your brain will protect you from

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<v Speaker 2>and what it won't.

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<v Speaker 1>So ten minutes later she comes back out waiting for him.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one hour past his arrival time. So she's crying

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<v Speaker 1>and staring at the elevator with her puke breath, and

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<v Speaker 1>now we're one and a half hours after his arrival

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<v Speaker 1>and the talk of him leaps. She's like, hopefully he's

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<v Speaker 1>caught in customs. So when he landed, I mean he

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<v Speaker 1>could WhatsApp or whatever. It's all fake. So here he

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<v Speaker 1>comes down the escalator. She burst into tears. She cries

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<v Speaker 1>and she kisses him.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't tell if those were happy tears or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Her face doesn't move. Yeah, so it's it's like it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought she was sad at first. It was fake

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's real happiness. So she cries, she kisses him,

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<v Speaker 1>and the talking head together they say, Mito, why did

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<v Speaker 1>you decide to surprise Debbie? He says, Oh, she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>see me for a long time, and I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to play with her. And she's like, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>and he goes, but I'm here now you can touch

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<v Speaker 1>fuck you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I would say, fuck you. I would not

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<v Speaker 2>be given the balls and I would leave. I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 2>get back on that plane, go home. That's not a surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>The surprise is I brought you cupcakes. That's not shoving

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<v Speaker 2>the cupcakes in my face.

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<v Speaker 1>An Americana themed. Okay, so I'm talking to Amto says

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<v Speaker 1>I'm meto. I am here in the United States, and

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<v Speaker 1>god willing, I will be a famous actor here in

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<v Speaker 1>the US. Oh you want me to act something, okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking to me. You're talking to me, and one

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<v Speaker 1>more I'll be back, okay, But he says I will

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<v Speaker 1>be back.

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<v Speaker 2>So why are all of his things like villain people?

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<v Speaker 2>That is not the role he would play. He has

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<v Speaker 2>curly hair and a huge smile face. Well, he would

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<v Speaker 2>play like dorky friend.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got Marlon Brando, He's got Robert de Niro and

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<v Speaker 1>Arnold Schwartzeninger, the three greats.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So in Talkinghead, he says, in history, nothing is impossible.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm here to catch my dream of being an actor.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and also to marry my fiancee Debbie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, legitimately, that's how he said it.

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<v Speaker 1>He oh oh uh huh oh oh Debbie. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>to marry Debbie yep, yep, yep.

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<v Speaker 2>What's her name again, the one with the teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so I'm talking to it together. She goes, gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>like I was so worried, I threw up in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so worried. And he goes, oh, she gave

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<v Speaker 1>me a wonderful kiss flavored with vomit. And she goes, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I had mouth flashed. Stop it. So he knew.

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<v Speaker 2>Did she have mouthflush? No, she keep mouthflush in her purse.

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<v Speaker 1>No. And she can't like go into security to go

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<v Speaker 1>into like a Hudson market to buy some right, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is the opposite of a Darcy bathroom cleanup.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna start calling it a Debbie airport vomit.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, sorry, Debbie. Ninety days to wed they leave the

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<v Speaker 1>airport with the dog, and I guess den Devin has

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<v Speaker 2>Dum getting a benet. She has powdered sugar all over

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<v Speaker 2>her face. She like like the cocaine scene at the

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<v Speaker 2>end of Scarface. She is nowhere near the airport. No,

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<v Speaker 2>so sorry, mom. Yeah, I'm coming back now.

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<v Speaker 1>If he would have done, if he would have done,

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<v Speaker 1>Brando de Niro say hello to my little friend the Paccino.

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<v Speaker 2>That would air with you.

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<v Speaker 1>But Schwarzenegger maybe not. And that's it for those crazy kids.

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<v Speaker 1>And let's move on to Marisa and Edwards. Y'all, most

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<v Speaker 1>days I feel like I'm doing everything right, but yet

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<v Speaker 1>of run down it can come from not getting the

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<v Speaker 1>But that's what led me to First Day. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>daily multi dume and that just simplifies everything. It's two

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<v Speaker 1>And with First Day there are no added sugars, no

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<v Speaker 1>artificial dies, nothing unnecessary. I really like that they're super

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434
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<v Speaker 2>So she has packed up her sons for camp. She's

435
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<v Speaker 2>shipping them off right when he Edward's coming and the dad,

436
00:24:09.880 --> 00:24:13.119
<v Speaker 2>Michael is coming to get them. He's cute, he looks

437
00:24:13.160 --> 00:24:17.000
<v Speaker 2>like a just an average guy. But he's cute.

438
00:24:17.279 --> 00:24:19.319
<v Speaker 1>They're all so much couple. I think in.

439
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<v Speaker 2>Looks in looks.

440
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

441
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<v Speaker 2>So she says he's a great dad, but he wasn't

442
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<v Speaker 2>a good fit for a husband. They've been trying to

443
00:24:26.480 --> 00:24:30.200
<v Speaker 2>co parent together in a healthy way, and she wants

444
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<v Speaker 2>to talk about things changing when Edward comes. Are you?

445
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<v Speaker 2>Is your mic the right mic? By the way?

446
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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, why do you think I bucked it up?

447
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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I just want to know it's not okay.

448
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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh. Do we have to start over?

449
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<v Speaker 2>No?

450
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<v Speaker 1>No, it's easy to understand the first part.

451
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was just a tad echoey. Yeah, that's why

452
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<v Speaker 2>I was wondering. Yeah, it does.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's just I'll make a little note here for

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<v Speaker 1>the sound engineer slash sorry Ingrid.

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<v Speaker 2>So she is. He's not looking forward to Edward coming,

456
00:25:05.599 --> 00:25:08.359
<v Speaker 2>and he's going to keep it real with her, he said,

457
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<v Speaker 2>And he tells us it was a shock she didn't

458
00:25:11.039 --> 00:25:14.759
<v Speaker 2>tell him about Edward. The kids told him about Edward,

459
00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:18.799
<v Speaker 2>and he thought they had just like mishard or misunderstood,

460
00:25:19.279 --> 00:25:22.160
<v Speaker 2>And he said he went into protective mode. Is this

461
00:25:22.200 --> 00:25:25.880
<v Speaker 2>guy coming for a green card? What's happening? No one

462
00:25:25.880 --> 00:25:29.799
<v Speaker 2>could want my wife naturally, so he must want her

463
00:25:29.839 --> 00:25:34.400
<v Speaker 2>for something else. So he said, you need to worry

464
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<v Speaker 2>not if I'm ready, if Edward's ready, which I was

465
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<v Speaker 2>not expecting. And he says, you and your family are

466
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<v Speaker 2>very wealthy. This is a million dollar house, and it

467
00:25:46.759 --> 00:25:49.880
<v Speaker 2>can make you feel a certain way. I always felt

468
00:25:49.960 --> 00:25:53.519
<v Speaker 2>like I didn't fit in with your family and it

469
00:25:53.680 --> 00:25:57.960
<v Speaker 2>made me feel like a loser. And wow, that really

470
00:25:58.000 --> 00:26:01.319
<v Speaker 2>affected our marriage. And she's says, yeah, I saw what

471
00:26:01.359 --> 00:26:04.480
<v Speaker 2>it did to you. And she says her parents raised

472
00:26:04.519 --> 00:26:07.240
<v Speaker 2>her with nice vacations, fancy things, and it's going to

473
00:26:07.279 --> 00:26:11.119
<v Speaker 2>be intimidating for Edward, and her family is definitely going

474
00:26:11.200 --> 00:26:14.960
<v Speaker 2>to wonder what his intentions are like they did with Michael.

475
00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:18.279
<v Speaker 2>So even with her ex who is from here, she

476
00:26:18.519 --> 00:26:21.920
<v Speaker 2>they even judged they're using our daughter. He must be

477
00:26:22.279 --> 00:26:24.319
<v Speaker 2>he must want her. No one could want her for

478
00:26:24.400 --> 00:26:29.519
<v Speaker 2>her personality right or her looks. It is money. So

479
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<v Speaker 2>Michael says, I might have some attitude with Edward, and

480
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<v Speaker 2>if he had stressed to my boy's life, that's going

481
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<v Speaker 2>to be a problem. And we're definitely going to have

482
00:26:37.799 --> 00:26:39.880
<v Speaker 2>a man to man talk when he gets here. He

483
00:26:40.279 --> 00:26:43.279
<v Speaker 2>better not come in hot and heavy, just like sick

484
00:26:43.279 --> 00:26:44.480
<v Speaker 2>going to start making out with you?

485
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<v Speaker 1>What is he, Katie, He's going to make out?

486
00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so he when he comes. When it comes to

487
00:26:53.200 --> 00:26:55.240
<v Speaker 2>my kids, I'll bite someone's face off.

488
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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, wow, Okay, that's specific. Which part of the

489
00:27:01.039 --> 00:27:03.640
<v Speaker 1>face did the ear? Are she gonna go?

490
00:27:03.880 --> 00:27:04.400
<v Speaker 2>Cheek cheak?

491
00:27:04.559 --> 00:27:06.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the flushiest part.

492
00:27:06.440 --> 00:27:08.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, unless he tries to make out with him and

493
00:27:08.599 --> 00:27:13.799
<v Speaker 2>it lips, so he says, or she says, I've seen

494
00:27:14.000 --> 00:27:17.000
<v Speaker 2>when Michael pops off and gets angry, and it's very scary,

495
00:27:17.160 --> 00:27:20.680
<v Speaker 2>and if another man tries to calm him down or

496
00:27:20.759 --> 00:27:25.319
<v Speaker 2>come at him, it's worse. So not good. So then

497
00:27:25.359 --> 00:27:28.200
<v Speaker 2>she's enjoying her last nights of peace and quiet. She

498
00:27:28.279 --> 00:27:30.680
<v Speaker 2>woke up at two am thinking this is the last

499
00:27:30.759 --> 00:27:34.000
<v Speaker 2>time I'll ever sleep in this big, wonderful bed with

500
00:27:34.440 --> 00:27:38.039
<v Speaker 2>way too many pillows that take up half the bed,

501
00:27:38.519 --> 00:27:41.279
<v Speaker 2>and she had a panic attack that he was coming.

502
00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:43.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't think she wants him to come.

503
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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting the feeling she's maybe not that into it.

504
00:27:46.920 --> 00:27:49.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And she says, I'm not the type to show

505
00:27:49.759 --> 00:27:53.319
<v Speaker 2>up at the airport with balloons or a sign or flowers,

506
00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:57.359
<v Speaker 2>ridiculous things like that, So I am wrapping up a

507
00:27:57.440 --> 00:28:00.960
<v Speaker 2>house key, so he has a gift to un and

508
00:28:01.039 --> 00:28:04.119
<v Speaker 2>they go it was the key work, and she goes, no,

509
00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:07.519
<v Speaker 2>the key doesn't actually work because my house is all digital.

510
00:28:08.440 --> 00:28:14.359
<v Speaker 2>But it's it's symbolic. Here's symbolic key. Darcy would have

511
00:28:14.440 --> 00:28:18.880
<v Speaker 2>shoved that symbolic key down. Tom's throat had been like,

512
00:28:19.160 --> 00:28:22.119
<v Speaker 2>what's the code. What's the doorcode, Tom, what's the door coode?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

514
00:28:23.839 --> 00:28:27.400
<v Speaker 2>So she goes to the airport. She's nervous, she's not

515
00:28:27.480 --> 00:28:30.640
<v Speaker 2>even sure. She wants to give up her single, independent life.

516
00:28:30.720 --> 00:28:33.960
<v Speaker 2>Too late now girl, Yeah, but she loves him. She

517
00:28:34.160 --> 00:28:36.839
<v Speaker 2>wants to take a leap of faith. I think she

518
00:28:36.880 --> 00:28:38.720
<v Speaker 2>wants to be on the show. I don't know.

519
00:28:39.960 --> 00:28:42.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm questioning. Yeah. And now that we heard all this

520
00:28:42.319 --> 00:28:47.039
<v Speaker 1>about like she's so rich, like so rich, like family

521
00:28:47.079 --> 00:28:49.799
<v Speaker 1>money rich in addition to having this big job.

522
00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:56.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Pennsylvania rich. Yeah. So he comes out, she runs

523
00:28:56.960 --> 00:29:00.720
<v Speaker 2>to hug him, and he said, he said, he's very smiley.

524
00:29:00.839 --> 00:29:03.319
<v Speaker 2>He says, this was my first time on the plane.

525
00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:06.160
<v Speaker 2>So I kept opening the window shade and the lady

526
00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:08.400
<v Speaker 2>kept asking me to close it because the light was

527
00:29:08.559 --> 00:29:11.079
<v Speaker 2>bothering her face. And then she was like, is this

528
00:29:11.160 --> 00:29:14.279
<v Speaker 2>your first time on a plane, and he's like, up

529
00:29:14.359 --> 00:29:15.920
<v Speaker 2>and down, up and up and down?

530
00:29:16.119 --> 00:29:18.599
<v Speaker 1>What do I see now? Ocean? We close it? What

531
00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:22.319
<v Speaker 1>do I see now? Still? Ocean close? Yeah.

532
00:29:22.599 --> 00:29:26.279
<v Speaker 2>So she says she's excited to show him New York

533
00:29:26.759 --> 00:29:29.759
<v Speaker 2>and what are you excited to show her, Edward, Well,

534
00:29:29.799 --> 00:29:34.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm excited to show her my new brand new wink wink,

535
00:29:35.920 --> 00:29:41.480
<v Speaker 2>you know, penis circumcised penis and Philip, he says, I

536
00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:43.319
<v Speaker 2>don't know if he was joking. The lady on the

537
00:29:43.359 --> 00:29:46.599
<v Speaker 2>plane was like, you sure pee a lot, and he's like,

538
00:29:46.720 --> 00:29:48.480
<v Speaker 2>I was just checking something.

539
00:29:49.640 --> 00:29:53.319
<v Speaker 1>I know. I was like, is he checking to make sure? Maybe?

540
00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:57.000
<v Speaker 2>And popped a statch the cabin pressure in this way

541
00:29:58.319 --> 00:30:02.880
<v Speaker 2>the healing. So she gives him the key and he

542
00:30:02.920 --> 00:30:05.839
<v Speaker 2>thinks it's very sweet. He's very confused by the stretchy

543
00:30:05.839 --> 00:30:08.920
<v Speaker 2>part that goes around your wrist that he is definitely

544
00:30:08.920 --> 00:30:12.599
<v Speaker 2>not going to keep on there. And then he picks

545
00:30:12.599 --> 00:30:15.440
<v Speaker 2>her up by the ground, like off the ground, and

546
00:30:15.519 --> 00:30:20.319
<v Speaker 2>she's just swinging, just swinging, like hanging there like a

547
00:30:20.440 --> 00:30:24.200
<v Speaker 2>limp doll. Just there's no chemistry whatsoever.

548
00:30:26.039 --> 00:30:28.319
<v Speaker 1>I like to know, like how many times did they

549
00:30:28.359 --> 00:30:31.200
<v Speaker 1>see each other? You know how many times did she

550
00:30:31.279 --> 00:30:31.599
<v Speaker 1>go back?

551
00:30:31.599 --> 00:30:35.920
<v Speaker 2>In several She was going back every six weeks, she said,

552
00:30:36.039 --> 00:30:38.640
<v Speaker 2>So that went on for a few months. I think.

553
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so it is like a real relationship. It's not

554
00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:42.720
<v Speaker 1>like Shelly's on twice.

555
00:30:43.400 --> 00:30:46.680
<v Speaker 2>No, she saw him for a while, But I just

556
00:30:46.920 --> 00:30:50.759
<v Speaker 2>am not feeling any sort of She's like a limp,

557
00:30:50.920 --> 00:30:53.880
<v Speaker 2>dead fish. That's just at least kick one of your

558
00:30:53.960 --> 00:30:57.200
<v Speaker 2>legs out like you're in the movies, if you're being

559
00:30:57.279 --> 00:31:00.079
<v Speaker 2>picked up off the ground, like act like you're in

560
00:31:00.160 --> 00:31:02.960
<v Speaker 2>a rom com for five seconds.

561
00:31:03.400 --> 00:31:06.680
<v Speaker 1>Kick one live back like daintily, like oh.

562
00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:10.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly. Let him swing you down and kiss you

563
00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:13.640
<v Speaker 2>and dip you like you're in that famous photo.

564
00:31:16.519 --> 00:31:18.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, I gotta say I don't have high hopes for them,

565
00:31:18.519 --> 00:31:22.440
<v Speaker 1>but you know, we could be a tricked here. Okay,

566
00:31:22.519 --> 00:31:25.839
<v Speaker 1>let's move it on to Katie and Josh. I'm going

567
00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:29.640
<v Speaker 1>to talk about them this week. So he they're in

568
00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:32.400
<v Speaker 1>the hotel room and he's folding up his new American flag.

569
00:31:32.519 --> 00:31:34.279
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't the backwards one, and I was like, how

570
00:31:34.279 --> 00:31:37.079
<v Speaker 1>many flags are in that room? Like the backwards was plastic.

571
00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:38.480
<v Speaker 1>This one is like a real flag.

572
00:31:39.200 --> 00:31:41.440
<v Speaker 2>He was folding it like it was for a military.

573
00:31:41.559 --> 00:31:43.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he knew what he was doing.

574
00:31:44.079 --> 00:31:45.000
<v Speaker 2>The triangles.

575
00:31:46.039 --> 00:31:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Now there's a new hero shot where he gives her.

576
00:31:49.039 --> 00:31:51.599
<v Speaker 1>He pulls out a flower from behind his back and

577
00:31:51.640 --> 00:31:53.720
<v Speaker 1>she gives him a big smooch, but not a makeout,

578
00:31:54.559 --> 00:31:59.240
<v Speaker 1>thank god, Thank goodness. So he's packing and he says,

579
00:31:59.279 --> 00:32:03.519
<v Speaker 1>you want some water. She goes, yeah, I'm hungover, and

580
00:32:03.960 --> 00:32:06.640
<v Speaker 1>the talking Eddy says, today's day. We're going to see

581
00:32:06.640 --> 00:32:09.240
<v Speaker 1>the new apartment, and she's worse for the wear. And

582
00:32:09.279 --> 00:32:13.400
<v Speaker 1>this is quite a welcome party. You know, I'm not

583
00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:16.160
<v Speaker 1>fully sure what to think about last night. She was

584
00:32:16.200 --> 00:32:21.319
<v Speaker 1>a bit brazenly complimentary about the guys she's hooked up with,

585
00:32:21.400 --> 00:32:25.880
<v Speaker 1>And I think some things would be blindingly obvious about

586
00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:29.440
<v Speaker 1>respect in a relationship, and I assume she gets it,

587
00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:30.960
<v Speaker 1>but sometimes she doesn't.

588
00:32:31.839 --> 00:32:32.559
<v Speaker 2>He hates her.

589
00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:38.359
<v Speaker 1>He also is questioning his decision to fully move. You know.

590
00:32:38.519 --> 00:32:42.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, this whole episode is I've made a huge mistake.

591
00:32:42.720 --> 00:32:45.359
<v Speaker 2>And then the Curb your Enthusiasm music starts.

592
00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so she says to him, was I too crazy?

593
00:32:50.160 --> 00:32:53.559
<v Speaker 1>I remember most of it and he goes, well, I

594
00:32:53.799 --> 00:32:56.519
<v Speaker 1>just kept seeing you go to the bar getting tequila shots,

595
00:32:57.200 --> 00:32:59.559
<v Speaker 1>and he says, you know, he's doing the thing like

596
00:32:59.599 --> 00:33:01.720
<v Speaker 1>mom's do, like where we try to like say the

597
00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:03.880
<v Speaker 1>thing to our cab and make it about ourselves, but

598
00:33:03.880 --> 00:33:06.640
<v Speaker 1>we're really trying to make them understand. He says, well,

599
00:33:06.720 --> 00:33:10.880
<v Speaker 1>you know, as I get older, I realize, he said,

600
00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:13.799
<v Speaker 1>I realize I can't do shots anymore because they will

601
00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:16.000
<v Speaker 1>catch up with you. And that happens when you get older.

602
00:33:16.680 --> 00:33:21.119
<v Speaker 1>She goes, yeah, I think it's fun. And he goes, well,

603
00:33:21.200 --> 00:33:23.880
<v Speaker 1>you got in the cab and you passed out straight away,

604
00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:26.960
<v Speaker 1>and she goes, oh, yeah, I don't remember the cab,

605
00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:29.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember coming home. I don't remember any of that.

606
00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:33.440
<v Speaker 1>And then she says, did I annoy anyone? And he says,

607
00:33:33.559 --> 00:33:36.119
<v Speaker 1>do you remember that you annoyed someone? Or you just

608
00:33:36.680 --> 00:33:40.799
<v Speaker 1>think you did because it's like an OCD thing, and no, I.

609
00:33:41.480 --> 00:33:45.279
<v Speaker 2>Need just say yes you did. I'm annoyed right now.

610
00:33:45.559 --> 00:33:47.960
<v Speaker 2>How can you not tell that I am annoyed because

611
00:33:47.960 --> 00:33:50.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking to you like you're a child.

612
00:33:50.359 --> 00:33:53.119
<v Speaker 1>Like you're a complete dummy and her talking head, Now,

613
00:33:53.319 --> 00:33:56.920
<v Speaker 1>you guys, by the time Thursday rolls around for our

614
00:33:57.000 --> 00:33:58.759
<v Speaker 1>live show, I am going to have a new red

615
00:33:58.759 --> 00:34:01.039
<v Speaker 1>flag because I did not ring my red flag to

616
00:34:01.079 --> 00:34:02.880
<v Speaker 1>the beach. So I did have to go the hardware

617
00:34:02.880 --> 00:34:06.960
<v Speaker 1>store today to get some items to make one. How big,

618
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:09.000
<v Speaker 1>it's not going to be that big. It's not going

619
00:34:09.079 --> 00:34:11.400
<v Speaker 1>to be that big. It's not gonna be as big

620
00:34:11.400 --> 00:34:15.800
<v Speaker 1>as Kimberly's flag. I'm gonna win. Oh, you're gonna win. Yeah,

621
00:34:15.840 --> 00:34:18.320
<v Speaker 1>but I will win for most creative red flag because

622
00:34:18.360 --> 00:34:19.440
<v Speaker 1>I have to make it myself.

623
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm wearing mine like a scarf for a toga.

624
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<v Speaker 1>So this is your red flag warning to know that

625
00:34:29.000 --> 00:34:31.239
<v Speaker 1>you have a drinking problem, because she says the following.

626
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<v Speaker 1>She says, God, it's the worst feeling of waking up

627
00:34:35.800 --> 00:34:38.440
<v Speaker 1>and not knowing what I did while I was drunk,

628
00:34:38.480 --> 00:34:41.679
<v Speaker 1>and maybe I friended offended my friend, or maybe I

629
00:34:41.719 --> 00:34:45.199
<v Speaker 1>offended Josh And I don't know. My brain just makes

630
00:34:45.239 --> 00:34:47.920
<v Speaker 1>stuff up, so I need proof it didn't happen. Girl,

631
00:34:48.280 --> 00:34:49.920
<v Speaker 1>If this is your worst feeling and waking up and

632
00:34:50.000 --> 00:34:53.639
<v Speaker 1>not knowing what you did, why drunk? Look inward looking,

633
00:34:53.800 --> 00:34:56.480
<v Speaker 1>stop drinking, Stop drinking this solution.

634
00:34:59.159 --> 00:35:02.800
<v Speaker 2>Maybe because of her OCD, her brain will find something

635
00:35:02.800 --> 00:35:06.519
<v Speaker 2>else to obsess over. Yeah, but you won't be Did

636
00:35:06.519 --> 00:35:10.639
<v Speaker 2>I do something that offended my friends. Did I assault

637
00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:14.480
<v Speaker 2>my friends by shoving my tongue in their mouths? And

638
00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:16.000
<v Speaker 2>they did not ask for that?

639
00:35:16.639 --> 00:35:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Right?

640
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:25.159
<v Speaker 2>Why is the producer not saying so? The question people

641
00:35:25.199 --> 00:35:29.360
<v Speaker 2>are going to be asking is, right, have you ever

642
00:35:29.480 --> 00:35:31.480
<v Speaker 2>considered not drinking?

643
00:35:31.880 --> 00:35:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Just see what happens? Give it a go. Yeah, so

644
00:35:35.079 --> 00:35:38.639
<v Speaker 1>he says. He says to her, he says, look, I'm

645
00:35:38.719 --> 00:35:43.119
<v Speaker 1>realizing you drink differently than me, and it's something to

646
00:35:43.199 --> 00:35:46.280
<v Speaker 1>think about as we go towards marriage. Don't you think

647
00:35:48.039 --> 00:35:50.360
<v Speaker 1>I think I would not want to have a kid

648
00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:54.440
<v Speaker 1>with the We need to be stable, that's the bottom line.

649
00:35:54.480 --> 00:35:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Is that fair?

650
00:35:56.000 --> 00:36:01.880
<v Speaker 2>He's using therapy talk, like he's using eye statements, no judgment.

651
00:36:02.000 --> 00:36:06.519
<v Speaker 2>We just drink differently, not better or worse, just different.

652
00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:10.119
<v Speaker 1>And she just lays there and she goes, oh, I

653
00:36:10.119 --> 00:36:12.480
<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't have a lot to say about

654
00:36:12.480 --> 00:36:14.320
<v Speaker 1>that because that's like so far in the future.

655
00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:18.760
<v Speaker 2>So you are getting married, you should be talking about

656
00:36:19.320 --> 00:36:21.039
<v Speaker 2>what happens if you're having children.

657
00:36:21.800 --> 00:36:24.599
<v Speaker 1>I mean for him to say, we drink differently, it's

658
00:36:24.599 --> 00:36:27.760
<v Speaker 1>something to think about as we go forward towards marriage,

659
00:36:27.800 --> 00:36:29.519
<v Speaker 1>because like, we need to be able to have a kid.

660
00:36:29.519 --> 00:36:32.000
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, uh, so, far in the future, or

661
00:36:32.000 --> 00:36:33.000
<v Speaker 1>we're going out tonight. WHOA.

662
00:36:33.760 --> 00:36:36.679
<v Speaker 2>So I need to pull a Debbie Airport vomit for

663
00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:39.039
<v Speaker 2>a second before we have a conversation, and then we're good.

664
00:36:39.079 --> 00:36:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Then we're all good. So the talking head, he says,

665
00:36:42.519 --> 00:36:45.480
<v Speaker 1>it takes a lot of energy to deal with the

666
00:36:45.639 --> 00:36:50.880
<v Speaker 1>absurdity of your loving partner being such a ferocious party girl.

667
00:36:51.360 --> 00:36:54.239
<v Speaker 1>He uses a lot of adjectives, and I love it.

668
00:36:54.239 --> 00:36:56.320
<v Speaker 2>Hates her, Yeah, he hates her.

669
00:36:56.880 --> 00:37:01.119
<v Speaker 1>It's energy to deal with the absurdity of your loving

670
00:37:01.320 --> 00:37:06.079
<v Speaker 1>partner being such a ferocious party girl. And I'm thinking,

671
00:37:06.960 --> 00:37:09.880
<v Speaker 1>maybe this needs to change. I want to look at

672
00:37:09.880 --> 00:37:13.719
<v Speaker 1>her and think of stability and feel secure and think

673
00:37:13.920 --> 00:37:16.079
<v Speaker 1>this is the person I want to have children with.

674
00:37:16.719 --> 00:37:18.360
<v Speaker 1>And if we can't get on the same page in

675
00:37:18.400 --> 00:37:21.119
<v Speaker 1>the next ninety days, maybe we're not as compatible as

676
00:37:21.159 --> 00:37:21.800
<v Speaker 1>I thought we were.

677
00:37:23.039 --> 00:37:24.400
<v Speaker 2>No, okay, you're not.

678
00:37:24.760 --> 00:37:25.039
<v Speaker 1>You're not.

679
00:37:25.960 --> 00:37:29.400
<v Speaker 2>And also, I don't know if she could go into

680
00:37:29.440 --> 00:37:32.960
<v Speaker 2>a ninety day treatment program then come out and you

681
00:37:33.000 --> 00:37:36.400
<v Speaker 2>get married on that last day's.

682
00:37:35.440 --> 00:37:37.800
<v Speaker 1>We have several people that need, several people that need

683
00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:42.960
<v Speaker 1>to enter. So yes, yeah, yeah, here's another one right now.

684
00:37:43.000 --> 00:37:47.480
<v Speaker 1>His name is Shay Shay and annabel Okay, by the way,

685
00:37:48.239 --> 00:37:51.440
<v Speaker 1>other than Annabelle having terrible choices and men, I love

686
00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:56.199
<v Speaker 1>annabel mm hmm okay totally. So they wake up in

687
00:37:56.239 --> 00:38:00.480
<v Speaker 1>the morning after doing it all night, and it's it.

688
00:38:00.599 --> 00:38:03.079
<v Speaker 1>He's like, did you like the sexy time last night? Baby?

689
00:38:04.079 --> 00:38:06.960
<v Speaker 1>And they do a new hero shot together where they're

690
00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:09.039
<v Speaker 1>like on the street, you know, a paduca where normally

691
00:38:09.039 --> 00:38:12.480
<v Speaker 1>he's like hey, hey, waving to strangers, but now it's.

692
00:38:12.320 --> 00:38:15.280
<v Speaker 2>The two friend's daughter that I can bay.

693
00:38:16.920 --> 00:38:19.199
<v Speaker 1>Then he's like hey hey. And then now this new

694
00:38:19.199 --> 00:38:20.880
<v Speaker 1>one is the two of them standing together and she

695
00:38:20.960 --> 00:38:24.440
<v Speaker 1>rubs his belly like a Buddha god like a Buddha

696
00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:29.599
<v Speaker 1>or like he's pregnant. Hey, you look at that in

697
00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:34.119
<v Speaker 1>the bed. She asks him, how have you been satisfying

698
00:38:34.159 --> 00:38:36.360
<v Speaker 1>yourself sexually for the last two years?

699
00:38:37.079 --> 00:38:37.400
<v Speaker 2>Wow?

700
00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:39.880
<v Speaker 1>And he goes, well, I don't know, like you won't

701
00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:42.760
<v Speaker 1>have phone sex with me? And so you know what

702
00:38:42.840 --> 00:38:48.039
<v Speaker 1>men do sometimes bang ladies at the lake? Am I right? No, No,

703
00:38:48.239 --> 00:38:50.400
<v Speaker 1>that's not what he meant. That is what he's been doing.

704
00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:53.760
<v Speaker 1>They joke about the phone sex. He's like, well, you

705
00:38:53.880 --> 00:38:56.079
<v Speaker 1>got like seventeen people in your house, you could never

706
00:38:56.119 --> 00:38:59.360
<v Speaker 1>have phone sex, She's like, I know. They get out

707
00:38:59.400 --> 00:39:02.840
<v Speaker 1>of the bed, she dresses him. She's like, lift your

708
00:39:02.960 --> 00:39:05.800
<v Speaker 1>arms up, give me your foot. Is your shoe too tight? Okay,

709
00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:11.079
<v Speaker 1>let me fix your collar? Split splat, let's go. And

710
00:39:11.119 --> 00:39:13.800
<v Speaker 1>the Talking Head she tells me she has.

711
00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:21.360
<v Speaker 2>Some sort of like grooming fetish or something like washing

712
00:39:21.440 --> 00:39:24.000
<v Speaker 2>him in the bath like he is a little boy,

713
00:39:24.840 --> 00:39:29.000
<v Speaker 2>her child, and then dressing him like she maybe it's

714
00:39:29.039 --> 00:39:31.440
<v Speaker 2>a mommy fetish.

715
00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:34.119
<v Speaker 1>Well. In the Talkinghead she tells us in the Philippines,

716
00:39:34.280 --> 00:39:36.519
<v Speaker 1>this is the way you take care of the lover

717
00:39:36.559 --> 00:39:38.639
<v Speaker 1>of your life, the love of your life. And then

718
00:39:38.679 --> 00:39:40.119
<v Speaker 1>she says to him, what do you think I'm your

719
00:39:40.119 --> 00:39:42.679
<v Speaker 1>fiance or your mommy? And he laughs, He goes sometimes

720
00:39:42.719 --> 00:39:43.880
<v Speaker 1>like mommy and he laughs.

721
00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:48.400
<v Speaker 2>They've never seen this before, though, from any other women

722
00:39:48.440 --> 00:39:50.400
<v Speaker 2>that are from the Philippines.

723
00:39:50.480 --> 00:39:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Not to this extent. You've seen that. You know that

724
00:39:54.079 --> 00:39:55.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to take care of you. I want to

725
00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:58.079
<v Speaker 1>feed you, I want to yeah, yeah, but not the

726
00:39:58.199 --> 00:40:00.599
<v Speaker 1>dressing and the scrubbing of the app now.

727
00:40:00.960 --> 00:40:02.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

728
00:40:03.079 --> 00:40:05.679
<v Speaker 1>So they get in the truck to go somewhere and

729
00:40:05.719 --> 00:40:07.880
<v Speaker 1>she's like, look at me, I'm a Kentucky girl. Now

730
00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:11.639
<v Speaker 1>they talk about when deer season is gonna because remember

731
00:40:11.639 --> 00:40:13.920
<v Speaker 1>they're leaving this hotel in the hotel slash church in

732
00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:18.400
<v Speaker 1>Saint Louis to go back home. And he says, oh, yeah,

733
00:40:18.440 --> 00:40:20.519
<v Speaker 1>I got so much deer meat in the freezer. I'm

734
00:40:20.519 --> 00:40:22.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna get you a walk so you could do up

735
00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:25.079
<v Speaker 1>some rice with some deer meat and some vegetables and

736
00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:29.039
<v Speaker 1>that'll be so good. And Kimberly is dying as a vegetarian.

737
00:40:29.280 --> 00:40:33.320
<v Speaker 1>And in the talking head she says, in the Philippines,

738
00:40:33.559 --> 00:40:37.519
<v Speaker 1>rice is life. We have it with everything. And he says, well,

739
00:40:37.559 --> 00:40:41.480
<v Speaker 1>here we have other ways. We got potatoes, we got bread,

740
00:40:42.079 --> 00:40:45.119
<v Speaker 1>and onion rings, we got options.

741
00:40:45.760 --> 00:40:48.159
<v Speaker 2>I love that onion rings got a shout out in

742
00:40:48.239 --> 00:40:53.440
<v Speaker 2>there as a staple starch in your diet. And his

743
00:40:53.559 --> 00:40:57.840
<v Speaker 2>onion rings. Onions do just you know that onions are vegetables.

744
00:40:58.400 --> 00:41:00.519
<v Speaker 1>I think he just counts the to me all on

745
00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:04.159
<v Speaker 1>the outside, I don't know. And he goes, rice is bland,

746
00:41:04.599 --> 00:41:07.519
<v Speaker 1>and she's like hmmm. So then he tells her he's like,

747
00:41:07.559 --> 00:41:10.280
<v Speaker 1>my daughter Allison's at the house. You know, my daughter Alison.

748
00:41:10.400 --> 00:41:14.599
<v Speaker 1>She's kind of bossy, she's kind of a bully daughter.

749
00:41:15.239 --> 00:41:18.880
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, and Annabelle goes, look, if she acts like that,

750
00:41:18.960 --> 00:41:20.920
<v Speaker 1>we'll just leave her alone. Just leave her alone. I

751
00:41:20.920 --> 00:41:24.400
<v Speaker 1>can handle it, don't worry. And he says, well, chicken's

752
00:41:24.400 --> 00:41:26.840
<v Speaker 1>got a peck in order, and you're the boss, hen,

753
00:41:26.880 --> 00:41:29.119
<v Speaker 1>I guess. But what he really means is Allison is

754
00:41:29.119 --> 00:41:29.480
<v Speaker 1>the boss.

755
00:41:29.639 --> 00:41:32.599
<v Speaker 2>Alison is the Yeah. And also, you just called your

756
00:41:32.639 --> 00:41:36.199
<v Speaker 2>grown daughter a bully and you're fine with it. You've

757
00:41:36.320 --> 00:41:37.719
<v Speaker 2>not corrected her at all.

758
00:41:38.400 --> 00:41:41.800
<v Speaker 1>M So I'm talking. Daddy says my daughter Allison is

759
00:41:41.840 --> 00:41:44.360
<v Speaker 1>a total daddy's girl, and it's gonna be tricky how

760
00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:48.840
<v Speaker 1>to handle it. It could get rough. And they're talking head.

761
00:41:48.920 --> 00:41:51.679
<v Speaker 1>She says, I've spoken many times on the phone to

762
00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:54.719
<v Speaker 1>Alison and the video calls, and I can tell she's

763
00:41:54.760 --> 00:41:58.360
<v Speaker 1>competing with me for her dad, and I'm a little

764
00:41:58.360 --> 00:42:02.480
<v Speaker 1>nervous about that. So we see his house. We see

765
00:42:02.519 --> 00:42:05.599
<v Speaker 1>the gate and Alice's trailer which is next door but

766
00:42:05.719 --> 00:42:07.920
<v Speaker 1>on the property. He says, the gates for the dogs

767
00:42:08.000 --> 00:42:11.239
<v Speaker 1>or whatever. So they walk in and he's like, mommy

768
00:42:11.280 --> 00:42:15.800
<v Speaker 1>Bell is here, Mommy Bell is here, and the grandkids

769
00:42:16.039 --> 00:42:21.599
<v Speaker 1>River and Cruise c r u Z E River and

770
00:42:21.679 --> 00:42:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Cruise are like, can you see e cruise anyway? River's

771
00:42:26.440 --> 00:42:28.079
<v Speaker 1>a girl cruise as a boy, and they're like, what

772
00:42:28.119 --> 00:42:31.280
<v Speaker 1>the fuck And they're like, who's this strange lady? Stranger danger.

773
00:42:31.480 --> 00:42:33.480
<v Speaker 1>So they run off. The dogs are freaking out, and

774
00:42:33.519 --> 00:42:35.000
<v Speaker 1>she's like, oh, it's so good to see you. And

775
00:42:35.000 --> 00:42:37.559
<v Speaker 1>there's why they were lady in the house. They run off,

776
00:42:38.559 --> 00:42:40.679
<v Speaker 1>and there's toys and stuff everywhere. Now you know, Alison

777
00:42:40.719 --> 00:42:42.840
<v Speaker 1>brought every toy from her house over to.

778
00:42:42.840 --> 00:42:45.960
<v Speaker 2>That house and left them out on purpose because when

779
00:42:45.960 --> 00:42:48.760
<v Speaker 2>he left, marking her territory, she might as well pee

780
00:42:48.800 --> 00:42:50.159
<v Speaker 2>all around that house.

781
00:42:50.480 --> 00:42:53.119
<v Speaker 1>Because when he left, we saw not one Fisher Price

782
00:42:53.159 --> 00:42:57.360
<v Speaker 1>away anywhere. And she says, I don't know what happened.

783
00:42:57.400 --> 00:43:00.800
<v Speaker 1>The house was like this when I left. And Annabelle says,

784
00:43:00.800 --> 00:43:03.679
<v Speaker 1>this house is crazy. There is dog hair everywhere. I

785
00:43:03.719 --> 00:43:07.480
<v Speaker 1>cannot believe this. Well, listen, they've got he's got two

786
00:43:07.480 --> 00:43:09.559
<v Speaker 1>big dogs that shed. So either you have to like, yeah,

787
00:43:09.840 --> 00:43:13.440
<v Speaker 1>do that backcombing thing every day, like out on the porches,

788
00:43:13.599 --> 00:43:15.400
<v Speaker 1>which is she'll probably do. She'll probably start the day

789
00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:17.159
<v Speaker 1>off with the dogs on the porch, get that the

790
00:43:17.199 --> 00:43:20.199
<v Speaker 1>comb that gets out that underhair out, and then she'll

791
00:43:20.280 --> 00:43:22.159
<v Speaker 1>vacuum the couch twenty six times a day, you know.

792
00:43:22.239 --> 00:43:23.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

793
00:43:23.639 --> 00:43:26.800
<v Speaker 1>So he's showing her the house and the dining room, says, gather.

794
00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:29.239
<v Speaker 1>Just in case you weren't sure what you were supposed

795
00:43:29.239 --> 00:43:32.840
<v Speaker 1>to do in that room, You're supposed to gather. And

796
00:43:32.920 --> 00:43:35.400
<v Speaker 1>he says, look at that Look at this oven, and

797
00:43:35.519 --> 00:43:38.039
<v Speaker 1>she's like wow. He goes, yeah, oven brand new, brand new.

798
00:43:38.079 --> 00:43:41.880
<v Speaker 1>She's ever even used an electric stove. And her talking

799
00:43:41.880 --> 00:43:43.840
<v Speaker 1>to her, she says, an American home is so different.

800
00:43:43.880 --> 00:43:46.840
<v Speaker 1>It's so big. I like the kitchen a lot, but

801
00:43:47.639 --> 00:43:50.320
<v Speaker 1>there are so many dead animals on the wall. There's

802
00:43:50.400 --> 00:43:53.639
<v Speaker 1>like a deer on the wall looking at me. And

803
00:43:53.679 --> 00:43:56.320
<v Speaker 1>he goes, well, this is Kentucky, and I used to

804
00:43:56.320 --> 00:43:58.960
<v Speaker 1>be a redneck, and she goes, I don't like those deer.

805
00:43:59.000 --> 00:44:01.280
<v Speaker 1>They'll be watching us have and also used to be

806
00:44:01.320 --> 00:44:02.280
<v Speaker 1>a redneck.

807
00:44:02.599 --> 00:44:06.159
<v Speaker 2>Still a redneck. Also, there's a deer on every single

808
00:44:06.199 --> 00:44:12.840
<v Speaker 2>wall in the bedroom. Therefore, every corner east, west, north, south,

809
00:44:13.000 --> 00:44:17.559
<v Speaker 2>you have dead deer, open eyed, staring at you. I

810
00:44:17.679 --> 00:44:19.719
<v Speaker 2>was a beautiful creature that was murdered.

811
00:44:21.599 --> 00:44:24.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not in the bedroom. It's not gonna take

812
00:44:24.800 --> 00:44:27.440
<v Speaker 1>long before she is whipping that place into shape. It's

813
00:44:27.440 --> 00:44:28.960
<v Speaker 1>gonna be like, I don't mind if you have the

814
00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:30.559
<v Speaker 1>dead deer, maybe they go on the.

815
00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:34.599
<v Speaker 2>Porch exactly, or the off just the somewhere.

816
00:44:34.159 --> 00:44:35.239
<v Speaker 1>Else, somewhere else.

817
00:44:35.440 --> 00:44:38.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he needs a sand cave or something. And yet

818
00:44:38.599 --> 00:44:40.760
<v Speaker 2>her takeover the house looks pretty big.

819
00:44:42.519 --> 00:44:44.239
<v Speaker 1>So they go and they look at all the clothes

820
00:44:44.280 --> 00:44:46.760
<v Speaker 1>that he got her and the deer on the wall.

821
00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:50.480
<v Speaker 2>And bear in mind, Jordan two point zero is following

822
00:44:50.519 --> 00:44:54.639
<v Speaker 2>them around instead of leaving and giving them some alone time.

823
00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Her and her huge lips are following them around and

824
00:44:58.599 --> 00:45:00.360
<v Speaker 2>judging of everything.

825
00:45:01.079 --> 00:45:04.920
<v Speaker 1>I am so glad you just said that because guess

826
00:45:05.000 --> 00:45:09.679
<v Speaker 1>who I saw on bald Head Island yesterday, No Mark,

827
00:45:10.760 --> 00:45:14.519
<v Speaker 1>No of Mark and Mina. Yes I did alone, Yeah,

828
00:45:14.679 --> 00:45:16.480
<v Speaker 1>driving a golf cart and I saw the house he

829
00:45:16.559 --> 00:45:18.599
<v Speaker 1>was pulling out of, and I was like, that makes

830
00:45:18.639 --> 00:45:20.679
<v Speaker 1>sense for the house that we saw, because I was

831
00:45:20.679 --> 00:45:22.639
<v Speaker 1>always trying to You can't tell because everything here is

832
00:45:22.679 --> 00:45:25.039
<v Speaker 1>the same, you know, like the houses aren't the same,

833
00:45:25.079 --> 00:45:27.320
<v Speaker 1>but all the foliage looks the same, so you can't

834
00:45:27.360 --> 00:45:29.159
<v Speaker 1>look at it unless you can see the ocean. You

835
00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:31.760
<v Speaker 1>can't tell where a house is. But now that I've

836
00:45:32.039 --> 00:45:35.480
<v Speaker 1>seen where the house is, which is very close to

837
00:45:35.559 --> 00:45:39.039
<v Speaker 1>my house, yeah, I know.

838
00:45:39.599 --> 00:45:41.119
<v Speaker 2>Got to be on Clayton Watch.

839
00:45:41.760 --> 00:45:43.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I think I'm gonna have to go back to

840
00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:47.519
<v Speaker 1>Paris to find Clayton, because he's definitely not the United States.

841
00:45:48.119 --> 00:45:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Poor Clayton, for Clayton, for Clayton. Well, let me tell

842
00:45:51.480 --> 00:45:53.400
<v Speaker 1>you what I saw him and I when I was

843
00:45:53.599 --> 00:45:55.519
<v Speaker 1>I was in the passenger seat and Dave was driving.

844
00:45:55.519 --> 00:45:58.000
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god. Dave's like, did it

845
00:45:58.039 --> 00:46:00.480
<v Speaker 1>on the brakes? Is like what? He thought? Like an

846
00:46:00.519 --> 00:46:02.840
<v Speaker 1>alligator had come across the road. He's like what, And

847
00:46:02.920 --> 00:46:07.599
<v Speaker 1>I go, that was the guy for You can't miss him.

848
00:46:07.760 --> 00:46:10.119
<v Speaker 1>He's got those nice Yeah.

849
00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:12.400
<v Speaker 2>I feel like he wouldn't even care if he said hi.

850
00:46:12.440 --> 00:46:13.800
<v Speaker 2>I feel like he seems nice.

851
00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:17.639
<v Speaker 1>If I was alone, I would have work. I would

852
00:46:17.679 --> 00:46:19.760
<v Speaker 1>have you turned and followed him to wherever he was going,

853
00:46:20.119 --> 00:46:21.599
<v Speaker 1>and they gotten out of the cart and talked to him,

854
00:46:21.719 --> 00:46:26.239
<v Speaker 1>I would have I would have. You're stucker, I know,

855
00:46:26.280 --> 00:46:28.239
<v Speaker 1>but just for a ninety day person. What do they care?

856
00:46:29.719 --> 00:46:31.800
<v Speaker 1>If I see the holder in his family? I will

857
00:46:31.800 --> 00:46:32.360
<v Speaker 1>not do that.

858
00:46:32.840 --> 00:46:33.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

859
00:46:33.599 --> 00:46:39.199
<v Speaker 1>I've been told they don't like that. Okay. Also, Jim Gaffigan, Yeah,

860
00:46:39.239 --> 00:46:41.199
<v Speaker 1>we know that, we know he did. We know nobody.

861
00:46:41.280 --> 00:46:47.199
<v Speaker 1>He don't like him, so okay. So they see all

862
00:46:47.199 --> 00:46:52.119
<v Speaker 1>the clothes and he says, okay, babe, here is your speaker,

863
00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:56.599
<v Speaker 1>your Nike shorts, your bull of a watch, and diamond

864
00:46:56.639 --> 00:46:59.679
<v Speaker 1>ear rings and here's the chain you wanted. So he

865
00:46:59.719 --> 00:47:01.480
<v Speaker 1>showed when you are all these gifts all at once,

866
00:47:01.519 --> 00:47:03.559
<v Speaker 1>why is he doing it in front of Alison.

867
00:47:03.920 --> 00:47:07.599
<v Speaker 2>That the production must have or he's just that dumb,

868
00:47:08.000 --> 00:47:14.239
<v Speaker 2>or he's stoking the jealousy between them.

869
00:47:13.159 --> 00:47:17.119
<v Speaker 1>And Alison's like, are those real diamond earrings? He's like, yeah, real, dimond.

870
00:47:17.320 --> 00:47:19.679
<v Speaker 1>I was like, diamond earies. Save them for an occasion,

871
00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:21.719
<v Speaker 1>a berth year or something. Geez.

872
00:47:22.239 --> 00:47:24.199
<v Speaker 2>It's like, I picked up the list of the things

873
00:47:24.239 --> 00:47:27.480
<v Speaker 2>that you wanted for your arrival. New toothbrush, blah blah,

874
00:47:27.760 --> 00:47:28.519
<v Speaker 2>diamond earrings.

875
00:47:28.599 --> 00:47:30.639
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh. That's kind of how he said it, Like

876
00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:33.960
<v Speaker 1>here's the trisk that you like, Yeah, it's alive oil

877
00:47:34.039 --> 00:47:38.079
<v Speaker 1>you asked for. Here the diamond earrings. And then talking

878
00:47:38.119 --> 00:47:40.719
<v Speaker 1>to Alison goes, yeah, I'm surprised he got her all

879
00:47:40.760 --> 00:47:43.880
<v Speaker 1>that stuff. He never buys me stuff like that. And

880
00:47:44.039 --> 00:47:47.480
<v Speaker 1>I told my dad, if I feel like we're in competition,

881
00:47:47.679 --> 00:47:49.000
<v Speaker 1>then she's gonna need to go back.

882
00:47:50.360 --> 00:47:55.599
<v Speaker 2>Okay, a, you're horrible. You are not washing his butt

883
00:47:55.639 --> 00:47:59.679
<v Speaker 2>crack and balls, and that's why you're not getting dimond earrings.

884
00:48:00.199 --> 00:48:03.719
<v Speaker 1>For her to say if she's competitions for her to

885
00:48:03.760 --> 00:48:06.960
<v Speaker 1>say she has to go back like it's something like

886
00:48:07.000 --> 00:48:08.480
<v Speaker 1>it's like a package you could send back.

887
00:48:09.079 --> 00:48:11.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's gonna call Ice on her.

888
00:48:11.960 --> 00:48:18.239
<v Speaker 1>She's probably horrible. Yeah. So as she leaves with the kids,

889
00:48:18.719 --> 00:48:20.079
<v Speaker 1>she says to him, she's like, can I get a

890
00:48:20.119 --> 00:48:22.960
<v Speaker 1>couple of dollars? And he goes, okay, yeah, and you

891
00:48:23.039 --> 00:48:26.480
<v Speaker 1>go get some biscuits for church tomorrow now okay. And

892
00:48:26.519 --> 00:48:28.519
<v Speaker 1>Annabel goes, why did you give money to her? Does

893
00:48:28.559 --> 00:48:32.119
<v Speaker 1>she pay rent? And he goes, no, she can't pay rent.

894
00:48:32.159 --> 00:48:35.079
<v Speaker 1>She's a single mom. Annabel goes, sounds like she's got

895
00:48:35.079 --> 00:48:36.960
<v Speaker 1>a free house and she's a grown woman.

896
00:48:38.559 --> 00:48:43.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I agree. But also, Annabelle, it's his daughter, and

897
00:48:43.400 --> 00:48:46.679
<v Speaker 2>you just got diamond earrings, so maybe this is not

898
00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:50.159
<v Speaker 2>the time to complain because you just got a bunch

899
00:48:50.159 --> 00:48:50.760
<v Speaker 2>of stuff too.

900
00:48:51.199 --> 00:48:53.119
<v Speaker 1>And if you gave her ten dollars to buy some

901
00:48:53.719 --> 00:48:57.000
<v Speaker 1>chicken biscuits, you know, for the grandkids, for the grandkids

902
00:48:57.000 --> 00:48:59.400
<v Speaker 1>before church, but not to chick because they're not open

903
00:48:59.400 --> 00:49:05.639
<v Speaker 1>on Sunday. So in the Talking Head, Annabelle says, this

904
00:49:05.719 --> 00:49:08.639
<v Speaker 1>is a grown woman and children should take care of

905
00:49:08.719 --> 00:49:10.760
<v Speaker 1>their parents. That's how we do it in my culture.

906
00:49:11.039 --> 00:49:13.239
<v Speaker 1>And my feeling is that she is the kind of

907
00:49:13.320 --> 00:49:17.760
<v Speaker 1>child who is a spooled brat. And I don't like

908
00:49:17.800 --> 00:49:21.519
<v Speaker 1>that attitude. And it's weird how close Shay is with Alison,

909
00:49:21.599 --> 00:49:24.800
<v Speaker 1>and it seems like she's always asking for a favor. Now,

910
00:49:25.079 --> 00:49:27.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be the evil stepmom, but it's

911
00:49:27.320 --> 00:49:32.159
<v Speaker 1>going to have to change, well role, maybe just slowly.

912
00:49:32.239 --> 00:49:36.920
<v Speaker 2>Also, you're in America, and here the parents take care

913
00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:42.280
<v Speaker 2>of the children generally, and then in turn that they

914
00:49:42.320 --> 00:49:46.639
<v Speaker 2>take care of the parents hopefully or help them get

915
00:49:46.719 --> 00:49:50.679
<v Speaker 2>to a place where someone is taking care of them.

916
00:49:50.920 --> 00:49:55.159
<v Speaker 2>We don't want to do it. It's a nursing home, but

917
00:49:55.840 --> 00:49:56.519
<v Speaker 2>a place.

918
00:49:56.280 --> 00:49:58.239
<v Speaker 1>For mom mom.

919
00:49:58.800 --> 00:50:03.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but also like a she's a single mom and

920
00:50:03.840 --> 00:50:05.800
<v Speaker 2>she has two young kids. We don't know what her

921
00:50:05.800 --> 00:50:07.280
<v Speaker 2>situation with her exes.

922
00:50:07.639 --> 00:50:10.119
<v Speaker 1>Right, she could get zero dollars and work a low

923
00:50:10.159 --> 00:50:12.159
<v Speaker 1>paying job and yeah, now.

924
00:50:11.800 --> 00:50:16.719
<v Speaker 2>Her attitude is piss poor and she is acting like giants.

925
00:50:16.760 --> 00:50:20.079
<v Speaker 2>Will brought with those huge lips that he probably paid for.

926
00:50:20.639 --> 00:50:22.800
<v Speaker 1>But you're very focused on her huge lips.

927
00:50:23.199 --> 00:50:26.760
<v Speaker 2>They're huge. But she's too young to have had all

928
00:50:26.800 --> 00:50:35.280
<v Speaker 2>that stuff done. But but whatever, But maybe so. I

929
00:50:35.280 --> 00:50:37.199
<v Speaker 2>I don't blame him. I think it's nice that he's

930
00:50:37.239 --> 00:50:39.360
<v Speaker 2>taking care of her. And I would probably do the

931
00:50:39.360 --> 00:50:41.400
<v Speaker 2>same if I was a parent and had a trailer

932
00:50:41.440 --> 00:50:44.599
<v Speaker 2>on my property, I wouldn't. Yes, you can live in

933
00:50:44.599 --> 00:50:45.119
<v Speaker 2>the trailer.

934
00:50:46.199 --> 00:50:48.440
<v Speaker 1>I think a lot of this, her asking for the

935
00:50:48.480 --> 00:50:50.480
<v Speaker 1>money and all and him doing all that was sort

936
00:50:50.480 --> 00:50:53.239
<v Speaker 1>of production driven. And I think once we get into

937
00:50:53.320 --> 00:50:57.360
<v Speaker 1>day to day, maybe things will get better. Yeah, Okay,

938
00:50:57.920 --> 00:51:01.880
<v Speaker 1>now it's time to move on to our new couple, Thomas,

939
00:51:02.119 --> 00:51:05.480
<v Speaker 1>and she says Paula, but it's spelled Paula.

940
00:51:06.559 --> 00:51:09.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's definitely gonna be Paula. But he says Paula

941
00:51:09.840 --> 00:51:12.400
<v Speaker 2>kind of too. He's not putting in the effort, which

942
00:51:12.480 --> 00:51:13.320
<v Speaker 2>pissed me off.

943
00:51:13.440 --> 00:51:14.760
<v Speaker 1>He's not saying any effort.

944
00:51:14.880 --> 00:51:19.440
<v Speaker 2>Nay, no, he is not. But the bottom line, Joey

945
00:51:19.800 --> 00:51:22.239
<v Speaker 2>is you can learn what your fiance's name is.

946
00:51:24.039 --> 00:51:26.599
<v Speaker 1>What did magma Magma.

947
00:51:26.239 --> 00:51:28.880
<v Speaker 2>Magma, Magda, magda.

948
00:51:28.840 --> 00:51:32.639
<v Speaker 1>Magama, magna, magna, magna, carta magna.

949
00:51:32.440 --> 00:51:40.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maga, what is it? So we're in sam Paolo

950
00:51:40.719 --> 00:51:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Brazil with Paula. Paula who is forty one years old

951
00:51:45.039 --> 00:51:48.119
<v Speaker 2>and she owns a successful piercing business that she started

952
00:51:48.119 --> 00:51:51.320
<v Speaker 2>from scratch. She's a boss babe. It looks like she's

953
00:51:51.400 --> 00:51:54.360
<v Speaker 2>way better than Madalene's nail place.

954
00:51:54.800 --> 00:51:55.119
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

955
00:51:56.440 --> 00:52:00.440
<v Speaker 2>It looks like she had her act together. She manifests

956
00:52:00.719 --> 00:52:06.559
<v Speaker 2>using tiny things, miniatures. She has a giant glass case

957
00:52:06.840 --> 00:52:09.719
<v Speaker 2>filled with her tiny stuff, but they're also on every

958
00:52:09.719 --> 00:52:13.960
<v Speaker 2>shelf in the apartment. There's a mini toilet that she

959
00:52:14.039 --> 00:52:17.159
<v Speaker 2>shows with a mini poop inside of it, and it

960
00:52:17.239 --> 00:52:18.079
<v Speaker 2>was kind of cute.

961
00:52:19.679 --> 00:52:21.360
<v Speaker 1>What was the toilet manifested?

962
00:52:21.480 --> 00:52:24.239
<v Speaker 2>She wants a good bathroom, a nice bathroom. I would

963
00:52:24.280 --> 00:52:26.880
<v Speaker 2>assume maybe she wants some of those fancy toilets that

964
00:52:27.000 --> 00:52:29.679
<v Speaker 2>the seat, the seat warmer and all the bidet.

965
00:52:30.199 --> 00:52:32.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but this toilet wasn't able to flush because there's

966
00:52:32.840 --> 00:52:34.199
<v Speaker 1>still a poop in it, like Gina's.

967
00:52:34.360 --> 00:52:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's just a it's just symbolic.

968
00:52:38.639 --> 00:52:40.400
<v Speaker 1>So I didn't like it. I didn't like it.

969
00:52:40.519 --> 00:52:44.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So she manifested her kitchen by getting a salt

970
00:52:44.840 --> 00:52:47.159
<v Speaker 2>and pepper shaker. So it's not like it has to

971
00:52:47.159 --> 00:52:50.840
<v Speaker 2>be exactly like a replica, like the exact kitchen. She

972
00:52:51.000 --> 00:52:52.559
<v Speaker 2>just had a salt and pepper shaker and then she

973
00:52:52.599 --> 00:52:56.960
<v Speaker 2>got a nice kitchen. So she says, manifestation is a

974
00:52:57.079 --> 00:53:02.840
<v Speaker 2>law called quantum physics. Else was into this recently? Wasn't

975
00:53:02.840 --> 00:53:05.719
<v Speaker 2>there another ninety day person who was trying to teach

976
00:53:05.800 --> 00:53:07.159
<v Speaker 2>us about content physics?

977
00:53:07.760 --> 00:53:11.679
<v Speaker 1>No, you're thinking of Nick of the Throuble.

978
00:53:12.760 --> 00:53:15.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you're right, you're.

979
00:53:14.960 --> 00:53:16.599
<v Speaker 1>That's yeah, that's your thinking. Yeah.

980
00:53:17.280 --> 00:53:20.480
<v Speaker 2>So the universe is made up of atoms, et cetera,

981
00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:26.199
<v Speaker 2>and our thoughts have particles, so you like the atoms.

982
00:53:26.320 --> 00:53:29.400
<v Speaker 2>Our thoughts have atoms, so you have to put energy

983
00:53:29.440 --> 00:53:33.199
<v Speaker 2>into those thoughts and build your reality. So she bought

984
00:53:33.239 --> 00:53:37.320
<v Speaker 2>a tiny couch to manifest her couch that looks nothing

985
00:53:37.519 --> 00:53:38.920
<v Speaker 2>like the mini couch, But.

986
00:53:39.360 --> 00:53:41.000
<v Speaker 1>You just said it doesn't have to be the same.

987
00:53:41.039 --> 00:53:44.119
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't have to be the same. So she wanted

988
00:53:44.119 --> 00:53:47.840
<v Speaker 2>to marry a gringo, so instead of getting a miniature gringo,

989
00:53:48.360 --> 00:53:54.280
<v Speaker 2>she wrote a letter to the universe and she wanted

990
00:53:54.320 --> 00:53:59.599
<v Speaker 2>a smart, romantic gringo, and the universe gave her Thomas,

991
00:54:00.360 --> 00:54:04.519
<v Speaker 2>but not exactly. He is not. I don't he didn't.

992
00:54:04.559 --> 00:54:07.119
<v Speaker 2>It didn't really give it to her because she found

993
00:54:07.199 --> 00:54:10.000
<v Speaker 2>him in a. Really it took years. It's much like

994
00:54:10.719 --> 00:54:15.320
<v Speaker 2>the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood where God

995
00:54:15.639 --> 00:54:18.320
<v Speaker 2>told her he was coming, but then he came much

996
00:54:18.440 --> 00:54:20.679
<v Speaker 2>years later after she went to Nigeria.

997
00:54:21.039 --> 00:54:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, she had to expand her dating app to the world. Yeah,

998
00:54:24.639 --> 00:54:27.159
<v Speaker 1>and not the local area. Yeah.

999
00:54:27.199 --> 00:54:31.599
<v Speaker 2>So Thomas Thomas, I'm gonna call him Thomas since he's

1000
00:54:31.760 --> 00:54:38.239
<v Speaker 2>saying Paula. We meet him rollerblading backwards in ridiculous saved

1001
00:54:38.239 --> 00:54:42.079
<v Speaker 2>by the bell type shorts and almost tripping over a scooter.

1002
00:54:42.679 --> 00:54:46.480
<v Speaker 2>The Universe, the Universe of editors did him dirty with

1003
00:54:46.519 --> 00:54:48.039
<v Speaker 2>that opening shot because.

1004
00:54:48.199 --> 00:54:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Explained to me, we're Long Beaches. Is this part of

1005
00:54:50.519 --> 00:54:53.400
<v Speaker 1>like the La count I was.

1006
00:54:53.400 --> 00:54:56.639
<v Speaker 2>So mad he lives in Long Beach, but he says

1007
00:54:56.679 --> 00:54:58.840
<v Speaker 2>he lives in LA. But no one in Long Beach.

1008
00:54:59.440 --> 00:55:01.760
<v Speaker 2>No one in LA would call Long Beach LA. It

1009
00:55:01.840 --> 00:55:04.559
<v Speaker 2>might be in La County, but it is not. I

1010
00:55:04.599 --> 00:55:08.519
<v Speaker 2>would not call it LA. Maybe I'm being one of

1011
00:55:08.559 --> 00:55:13.920
<v Speaker 2>those people. I'm being a no. Yes, yeah, yeah, so

1012
00:55:14.360 --> 00:55:16.920
<v Speaker 2>it is I think in La County, but it's not.

1013
00:55:17.119 --> 00:55:20.360
<v Speaker 2>It's just no one would say like LA, like this

1014
00:55:20.480 --> 00:55:22.840
<v Speaker 2>is well, this is where you would live.

1015
00:55:23.000 --> 00:55:27.239
<v Speaker 1>You listed Long Beach, California, now Los Angeles. Yeah.

1016
00:55:27.400 --> 00:55:32.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So he's thirty one, so he's ten years younger

1017
00:55:32.199 --> 00:55:39.119
<v Speaker 2>than she is. Oh, cougar, she looks good. So he

1018
00:55:39.360 --> 00:55:43.360
<v Speaker 2>had just moved to la from North Carolina when he

1019
00:55:43.519 --> 00:55:48.840
<v Speaker 2>met her, and he says, Paula gives away my credit

1020
00:55:48.960 --> 00:55:52.199
<v Speaker 2>to the universe. I want credit for all the things

1021
00:55:52.239 --> 00:55:54.440
<v Speaker 2>that I'm doing. And she'll be like, oh, the universe

1022
00:55:54.480 --> 00:55:57.199
<v Speaker 2>did that, and I'm like, I did that, because he

1023
00:55:57.280 --> 00:56:00.199
<v Speaker 2>wants credit for the very tiny things that he does,

1024
00:56:01.000 --> 00:56:03.119
<v Speaker 2>and it's a noil.

1025
00:56:03.639 --> 00:56:06.800
<v Speaker 1>Well, we're about to see some tiny things.

1026
00:56:06.559 --> 00:56:11.159
<v Speaker 2>In his time. Yeah, So he's not into the whole

1027
00:56:11.199 --> 00:56:15.199
<v Speaker 2>manifestation thing. So Paula was there on a one week

1028
00:56:15.320 --> 00:56:18.719
<v Speaker 2>vacation and they met in a beach volleyball class, which

1029
00:56:18.719 --> 00:56:21.840
<v Speaker 2>I thought was that good idea, Like if you I

1030
00:56:21.840 --> 00:56:25.559
<v Speaker 2>should take more things and like meet people, although I'd

1031
00:56:25.599 --> 00:56:27.880
<v Speaker 2>be too shy. I'd be off in the corner by myself.

1032
00:56:28.320 --> 00:56:32.079
<v Speaker 2>So they and there's filming, like she's like, this is

1033
00:56:32.119 --> 00:56:35.679
<v Speaker 2>my new friend Thomas, and they're just choking around, yeah, filming.

1034
00:56:35.719 --> 00:56:39.920
<v Speaker 2>After the class, they became friends and she's saying like, Thomas,

1035
00:56:39.960 --> 00:56:42.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to find you a Brazilian girlfriend. You want

1036
00:56:42.320 --> 00:56:45.400
<v Speaker 2>a Brazilian girlfriend and he's like yeah, and she goes

1037
00:56:45.679 --> 00:56:48.280
<v Speaker 2>like me or no, So it kind of does seem

1038
00:56:48.320 --> 00:56:52.320
<v Speaker 2>like she's flirting yea, and I could see why he

1039
00:56:52.400 --> 00:56:56.000
<v Speaker 2>was confused. But they just became pen pals, but instead

1040
00:56:56.039 --> 00:56:59.400
<v Speaker 2>of letters, they're sending videos back and forth where he

1041
00:56:59.519 --> 00:57:05.480
<v Speaker 2>is wrapping to her, not good and it's annoying. And

1042
00:57:05.519 --> 00:57:09.840
<v Speaker 2>then for years they are just friends. Finally he wants

1043
00:57:09.840 --> 00:57:14.320
<v Speaker 2>something more and he thinks he might be or misunderstanding

1044
00:57:14.320 --> 00:57:17.039
<v Speaker 2>the situation. He just doesn't know. So he goes to

1045
00:57:17.119 --> 00:57:20.239
<v Speaker 2>Brazil and he asks for a romance with her, and

1046
00:57:20.320 --> 00:57:24.280
<v Speaker 2>she says, I have a boyfriend. How did he not

1047
00:57:24.440 --> 00:57:24.719
<v Speaker 2>know that?

1048
00:57:25.440 --> 00:57:27.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they're like buddies and he had

1049
00:57:27.280 --> 00:57:29.000
<v Speaker 1>to go all the way to Brazil to discuss it.

1050
00:57:29.079 --> 00:57:31.719
<v Speaker 2>This is this is like Tony who had another woman

1051
00:57:31.800 --> 00:57:32.679
<v Speaker 2>living in his house.

1052
00:57:33.199 --> 00:57:35.360
<v Speaker 1>Still still unexplained.

1053
00:57:35.519 --> 00:57:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Yes, So eventually she broke up with her boyfriend and

1054
00:57:38.880 --> 00:57:42.960
<v Speaker 2>she gave Thomas a shot. They became lovers, gross and

1055
00:57:43.639 --> 00:57:47.280
<v Speaker 2>two years later he proposed and we're seeing a video

1056
00:57:47.320 --> 00:57:51.920
<v Speaker 2>of it. Cute. They're excited his apartment get ready Okay,

1057
00:57:53.519 --> 00:57:58.400
<v Speaker 2>so upset, she has ordered a bunch of packages for

1058
00:57:58.440 --> 00:58:01.239
<v Speaker 2>her arrival and he's like, what is in this? This

1059
00:58:01.320 --> 00:58:03.199
<v Speaker 2>is so big. It wasn't that big. It was like

1060
00:58:03.239 --> 00:58:05.840
<v Speaker 2>a normal package from Amazon that has like two shirts

1061
00:58:05.880 --> 00:58:08.440
<v Speaker 2>in it. He's like, this must be filled with tiny

1062
00:58:08.480 --> 00:58:11.079
<v Speaker 2>stuff and I was like, it's obviously fabric. Why do

1063
00:58:11.159 --> 00:58:14.840
<v Speaker 2>you think that that is filled with miniatures? And so

1064
00:58:15.239 --> 00:58:17.599
<v Speaker 2>he says we are very different. I don't know what

1065
00:58:17.639 --> 00:58:19.719
<v Speaker 2>it's going to be like living together. First of all,

1066
00:58:19.800 --> 00:58:22.599
<v Speaker 2>I eat meat and I keep my fridge filled with meat.

1067
00:58:22.960 --> 00:58:25.719
<v Speaker 2>This is Grena and Matthew all over again. Yes, she's

1068
00:58:25.719 --> 00:58:30.320
<v Speaker 2>a vegan and she doesn't see the meat. She sees

1069
00:58:30.360 --> 00:58:34.679
<v Speaker 2>the beautiful cow that became the meat, which I understand.

1070
00:58:35.079 --> 00:58:39.280
<v Speaker 2>So he's also a minimalist and she wants every surface

1071
00:58:39.559 --> 00:58:43.800
<v Speaker 2>covered with things, and he's showing us all the things

1072
00:58:43.800 --> 00:58:48.280
<v Speaker 2>that she has sent him. One is a positivity Pooh figurine,

1073
00:58:48.400 --> 00:58:50.679
<v Speaker 2>which I kind of want, and it says you may

1074
00:58:50.719 --> 00:58:53.719
<v Speaker 2>be a tiny Pooh, but I believe in you go

1075
00:58:53.800 --> 00:58:54.800
<v Speaker 2>do your crap.

1076
00:58:56.559 --> 00:58:59.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's funny, but also no, yeah, I don't

1077
00:58:59.039 --> 00:58:59.880
<v Speaker 1>like any kind of poo jo.

1078
00:59:00.280 --> 00:59:03.480
<v Speaker 2>I know you don't. So she wants him to believe

1079
00:59:03.480 --> 00:59:06.639
<v Speaker 2>in magic and manifestation. What she should be having him

1080
00:59:06.719 --> 00:59:12.159
<v Speaker 2>manifest is furniture. He his couch he shows us is

1081
00:59:12.239 --> 00:59:15.960
<v Speaker 2>a bed because the best part of a couch is

1082
00:59:16.400 --> 00:59:20.199
<v Speaker 2>laying down on it. Okay, I mean I lay down

1083
00:59:20.239 --> 00:59:24.159
<v Speaker 2>a lot. Even if I'm typing, I kind of lay down. Yeah,

1084
00:59:24.199 --> 00:59:26.440
<v Speaker 2>so I love to lay down, but I also sit

1085
00:59:26.519 --> 00:59:29.880
<v Speaker 2>occasionally too, and has a time in faint.

1086
00:59:30.039 --> 00:59:33.719
<v Speaker 1>If you had someone over, you need a couch, you

1087
00:59:33.760 --> 00:59:35.840
<v Speaker 1>need to How are you a couch to sit?

1088
00:59:35.960 --> 00:59:37.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, you and your friend are going to play

1089
00:59:37.960 --> 00:59:40.880
<v Speaker 2>video games laying on your bed on your bed. Okay,

1090
00:59:40.960 --> 00:59:42.639
<v Speaker 2>but I don't think he has it. I didn't even

1091
00:59:42.639 --> 00:59:47.159
<v Speaker 2>see a TV. So he is. He's like, look, this

1092
00:59:47.239 --> 00:59:49.199
<v Speaker 2>is how I lay down on the couch, which is

1093
00:59:49.239 --> 00:59:51.679
<v Speaker 2>his bed, And he's like, I love to just lay here,

1094
00:59:51.719 --> 00:59:55.199
<v Speaker 2>you know, drink coffee. He is laying on his back

1095
00:59:55.559 --> 00:59:59.760
<v Speaker 2>drinking out of a mug of coffee on a white comforter.

1096
01:00:00.840 --> 01:00:02.039
<v Speaker 1>He's really playing with fire.

1097
01:00:02.800 --> 01:00:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's chaos. That's like the people that walk outside

1098
01:00:07.159 --> 01:00:10.199
<v Speaker 2>in their car in the morning for their commute with

1099
01:00:10.280 --> 01:00:11.519
<v Speaker 2>an open mug of coffee.

1100
01:00:11.760 --> 01:00:14.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why my mom does that. If you're going somewhere,

1101
01:00:14.800 --> 01:00:16.880
<v Speaker 1>she'll just get in the car with a wine glass,

1102
01:00:16.920 --> 01:00:19.119
<v Speaker 1>just like a wine like this with a stem like

1103
01:00:19.119 --> 01:00:22.920
<v Speaker 1>a wine glass. So I'm ready. I'm like, Caryl, go

1104
01:00:22.960 --> 01:00:24.880
<v Speaker 1>inside and get a sola cup like a regular person.

1105
01:00:24.920 --> 01:00:27.920
<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? What they She'll put it in

1106
01:00:28.000 --> 01:00:31.400
<v Speaker 1>the cup holder. I'm like, no, my god. No.

1107
01:00:34.559 --> 01:00:42.119
<v Speaker 2>So his table is a tiny folding table half a

1108
01:00:42.199 --> 01:00:46.519
<v Speaker 2>foot off the ground, and to sit at it to eat,

1109
01:00:47.119 --> 01:00:51.920
<v Speaker 2>he has to put his ass on two bricks that

1110
01:00:52.079 --> 01:00:54.360
<v Speaker 2>are stacked on the carpet.

1111
01:00:54.519 --> 01:00:58.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand this at all. I don't at all.

1112
01:00:59.000 --> 01:01:03.280
<v Speaker 2>Like he's like, he's Japanese, a Japanese restaurant.

1113
01:01:03.480 --> 01:01:06.199
<v Speaker 1>Yes, you're in a Japanese tea room and you have

1114
01:01:06.239 --> 01:01:06.679
<v Speaker 1>to sit.

1115
01:01:06.519 --> 01:01:11.760
<v Speaker 2>On the floor, Yes, but like onto bricks. And he's like, yeah,

1116
01:01:11.800 --> 01:01:15.599
<v Speaker 2>it's totally comfortable. Your butt is sitting on bricks.

1117
01:01:16.400 --> 01:01:18.000
<v Speaker 1>It'd be better just to sit on the carpet.

1118
01:01:18.800 --> 01:01:19.760
<v Speaker 2>Just sit on the carpet.

1119
01:01:19.960 --> 01:01:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Just eat on your bed. Just eat on the bed,

1120
01:01:21.880 --> 01:01:23.960
<v Speaker 1>just legs straight out, eat on the bed. Like, I

1121
01:01:24.000 --> 01:01:26.719
<v Speaker 1>don't get you already joined the coffee on the bed. Yeah,

1122
01:01:27.000 --> 01:01:27.599
<v Speaker 1>I don't get it.

1123
01:01:27.639 --> 01:01:31.719
<v Speaker 2>So he told her to bring one bag, but she's

1124
01:01:31.800 --> 01:01:34.800
<v Speaker 2>bringing three. Good for her.

1125
01:01:35.239 --> 01:01:38.440
<v Speaker 1>She's moving now. When we get to when she leaves

1126
01:01:38.440 --> 01:01:40.280
<v Speaker 1>her apartment, Please tell me because there's something I have

1127
01:01:40.320 --> 01:01:42.199
<v Speaker 1>to point out when she leaves her apartment.

1128
01:01:42.559 --> 01:01:47.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay, right now, she leaves her apartment with clearly a

1129
01:01:47.199 --> 01:01:51.800
<v Speaker 2>full apartment there that she is leaving. Her stuff is out.

1130
01:01:52.159 --> 01:01:55.239
<v Speaker 1>Her purse is a Gucci purse sitting on that they

1131
01:01:55.400 --> 01:01:57.079
<v Speaker 1>she walks down close to the door, Go you left

1132
01:01:57.119 --> 01:01:59.480
<v Speaker 1>your purse. Your purse is right there.

1133
01:01:59.519 --> 01:02:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Mate, All of her tiny stuff is out, Like, yeah,

1134
01:02:02.480 --> 01:02:05.760
<v Speaker 2>we filmed this before she actually packed before she has

1135
01:02:05.760 --> 01:02:10.079
<v Speaker 2>a roommate. Because this was bizarre. This was felt so fake. Yes,

1136
01:02:10.360 --> 01:02:13.119
<v Speaker 2>you think we're not watching, We're watching the show. So

1137
01:02:13.880 --> 01:02:17.639
<v Speaker 2>then we see him at his ground table eating a

1138
01:02:17.679 --> 01:02:21.960
<v Speaker 2>turkey sandwich ground with a glass of water, which I

1139
01:02:22.000 --> 01:02:24.320
<v Speaker 2>don't know why that bug the crap out of me, Like,

1140
01:02:24.440 --> 01:02:26.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna have a nice, delicious glass of water.

1141
01:02:27.119 --> 01:02:29.000
<v Speaker 1>Did it have ice? No?

1142
01:02:29.559 --> 01:02:33.920
<v Speaker 2>Just water, glass of water with a turkey sandwich on

1143
01:02:34.000 --> 01:02:36.639
<v Speaker 2>the ground and he's like the only thing missing is

1144
01:02:36.639 --> 01:02:39.239
<v Speaker 2>my fiance, who is gonna hate this completely.

1145
01:02:39.440 --> 01:02:41.559
<v Speaker 1>The only day missing is some cheetos because that's what

1146
01:02:41.559 --> 01:02:44.119
<v Speaker 1>I had for lunch, a turkey sandwich and cheetos.

1147
01:02:44.119 --> 01:02:49.599
<v Speaker 2>Delicious. So hero shot. Now that we see his solo

1148
01:02:49.679 --> 01:02:53.400
<v Speaker 2>hero shot is him swinging his roller blades over his shoulder.

1149
01:02:54.000 --> 01:02:58.960
<v Speaker 2>He's really leaning made his whole personality about those roller blades.

1150
01:03:00.320 --> 01:03:03.280
<v Speaker 2>He's leaning in. This is gonna be my thing, guys.

1151
01:03:04.199 --> 01:03:07.079
<v Speaker 2>So then we see that he has made himself a

1152
01:03:07.119 --> 01:03:10.320
<v Speaker 2>gluten free cake that he likes to make for himself,

1153
01:03:10.400 --> 01:03:12.559
<v Speaker 2>which did not even look like cake. It just looked

1154
01:03:12.599 --> 01:03:15.559
<v Speaker 2>like a I don't even know, like a meat cast role.

1155
01:03:15.760 --> 01:03:18.559
<v Speaker 2>And he says it has beef tallow in it, so

1156
01:03:18.599 --> 01:03:22.119
<v Speaker 2>she won't eat it, which is why I've made it

1157
01:03:22.400 --> 01:03:23.559
<v Speaker 2>the day she's coming.

1158
01:03:24.440 --> 01:03:30.320
<v Speaker 1>Also, does he have Celiac's disease? So why gluten free? No?

1159
01:03:30.480 --> 01:03:33.760
<v Speaker 2>I feel like he's just thinks that that's healthier, and

1160
01:03:36.559 --> 01:03:39.880
<v Speaker 2>he always really no, but I think he might think that,

1161
01:03:40.360 --> 01:03:44.519
<v Speaker 2>and he hopped on the trend. Why is he chosen

1162
01:03:44.559 --> 01:03:48.840
<v Speaker 2>to make this something she cannot eat when she is

1163
01:03:48.920 --> 01:03:50.320
<v Speaker 2>coming that day?

1164
01:03:50.599 --> 01:03:53.400
<v Speaker 1>He's afraid that starting this afternoon he's gonna have to

1165
01:03:53.440 --> 01:03:57.320
<v Speaker 1>only eat salads right to get all that those meat

1166
01:03:57.360 --> 01:03:58.840
<v Speaker 1>products in before she arrives.

1167
01:03:59.360 --> 01:04:03.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I did give him credit that he's also

1168
01:04:03.239 --> 01:04:08.440
<v Speaker 2>made rice and beans and tofu for her for the

1169
01:04:08.559 --> 01:04:12.920
<v Speaker 2>airport because she won't have food on the flight. So

1170
01:04:13.000 --> 01:04:16.039
<v Speaker 2>he's gonna give it to her at the airport, which

1171
01:04:16.400 --> 01:04:19.239
<v Speaker 2>is weird, Like I would I don't understand.

1172
01:04:19.760 --> 01:04:22.239
<v Speaker 1>She's coming all the way from Brazil to California. At

1173
01:04:22.280 --> 01:04:24.000
<v Speaker 1>some point she was able to eat.

1174
01:04:24.320 --> 01:04:27.000
<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't you want to just like go home first, or

1175
01:04:27.199 --> 01:04:29.800
<v Speaker 2>like stop for something on the way home, or like

1176
01:04:30.079 --> 01:04:32.480
<v Speaker 2>you don't want to stay in the airport and eat something.

1177
01:04:32.840 --> 01:04:34.119
<v Speaker 1>It's like, here's your tupperware.

1178
01:04:34.599 --> 01:04:38.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's eat at Lax. No, you just want to

1179
01:04:38.360 --> 01:04:41.159
<v Speaker 2>leave Lax the second you can possibly leave.

1180
01:04:41.639 --> 01:04:43.880
<v Speaker 1>So instead of ringing like a key or a sign

1181
01:04:43.960 --> 01:04:47.440
<v Speaker 1>or some Americana flowers, he's bringing her tupperware of tofu.

1182
01:04:48.079 --> 01:04:51.960
<v Speaker 2>And a thermos of beans.

1183
01:04:51.159 --> 01:04:51.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

1184
01:04:54.039 --> 01:04:57.440
<v Speaker 2>But then he adds some sort of spice that translates

1185
01:04:57.559 --> 01:04:59.639
<v Speaker 2>to grab your wife.

1186
01:05:00.119 --> 01:05:02.159
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

1187
01:05:03.039 --> 01:05:04.840
<v Speaker 2>It kind of does sound He's like it. He says,

1188
01:05:04.880 --> 01:05:07.159
<v Speaker 2>I hope this like works on her, this magic. So

1189
01:05:07.239 --> 01:05:10.400
<v Speaker 2>he's kind of into magic too, but with cooking.

1190
01:05:10.599 --> 01:05:12.280
<v Speaker 1>But with cooking, okay, all right.

1191
01:05:12.519 --> 01:05:15.079
<v Speaker 2>I was really worried when he said secret ingredient it

1192
01:05:15.159 --> 01:05:17.199
<v Speaker 2>was going to be meat, and I was like, fuck you.

1193
01:05:17.760 --> 01:05:20.199
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, if he was going to put something in

1194
01:05:20.280 --> 01:05:22.480
<v Speaker 1>it and not tell her. Yeah, yeah, like just just a

1195
01:05:22.519 --> 01:05:24.760
<v Speaker 1>little bacon fat she won't notice.

1196
01:05:24.519 --> 01:05:28.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. So he's so excited she's coming for good.

1197
01:05:28.559 --> 01:05:31.440
<v Speaker 2>He brought her chocolates, which I hope are vegan, and

1198
01:05:31.559 --> 01:05:34.840
<v Speaker 2>he's waving a huge Brazilian flag. She's just like the

1199
01:05:34.880 --> 01:05:39.239
<v Speaker 2>size of my red flag and what that was? Cute?

1200
01:05:39.400 --> 01:05:44.119
<v Speaker 2>They embrace. They are ball both bawling like Alec Murdoch

1201
01:05:44.199 --> 01:05:50.360
<v Speaker 2>on the stand crying. There's so much, just tears and snot.

1202
01:05:50.800 --> 01:05:53.239
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't tell who's crying harder, but it was definitely him.

1203
01:05:53.559 --> 01:05:55.000
<v Speaker 2>He was crying way harder than she.

1204
01:05:55.239 --> 01:05:58.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh, And she goes, don't cry.

1205
01:05:58.519 --> 01:06:05.159
<v Speaker 2>You are the chosen. The universe chose you. And he says, well,

1206
01:06:05.239 --> 01:06:07.639
<v Speaker 2>I put a lot of work into this to make

1207
01:06:07.679 --> 01:06:13.440
<v Speaker 2>this happen, because he has to contradict her and get

1208
01:06:13.440 --> 01:06:16.159
<v Speaker 2>credit at this moment at the nice at the airport,

1209
01:06:16.559 --> 01:06:20.119
<v Speaker 2>and she jokingly gets down down on one knee and

1210
01:06:20.199 --> 01:06:23.920
<v Speaker 2>sarcastically says, thank you Thomas for everything you do for me.

1211
01:06:24.039 --> 01:06:26.400
<v Speaker 2>You did the K one visa and I'm here because

1212
01:06:26.400 --> 01:06:29.840
<v Speaker 2>of you only and God first, God.

1213
01:06:30.760 --> 01:06:32.519
<v Speaker 1>Well, he did do all the K one visa stuff,

1214
01:06:32.519 --> 01:06:35.239
<v Speaker 1>but I don't know. We're starting out with the Vickersons

1215
01:06:35.280 --> 01:06:35.960
<v Speaker 1>and I don't like it.

1216
01:06:36.039 --> 01:06:39.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes, So then he gives you the thermos of beans

1217
01:06:39.960 --> 01:06:42.599
<v Speaker 2>and tupperware of rice and tofu and she's like, am

1218
01:06:42.639 --> 01:06:45.880
<v Speaker 2>I supposed to eat this here at the airport? And

1219
01:06:45.880 --> 01:06:48.559
<v Speaker 2>he's like, we'll find it. We'll find a place there

1220
01:06:48.559 --> 01:06:52.320
<v Speaker 2>aren't I don't there's no like cute outdoor areas. After

1221
01:06:52.519 --> 01:06:53.920
<v Speaker 2>you hit arrival there does she.

1222
01:06:53.960 --> 01:06:56.360
<v Speaker 1>Say, I'm going to be starving, Please bring me some food.

1223
01:06:56.559 --> 01:06:57.119
<v Speaker 1>Why did he do?

1224
01:06:57.920 --> 01:07:00.599
<v Speaker 2>It's so weird? And then she's like, oh, I am

1225
01:07:00.679 --> 01:07:04.280
<v Speaker 2>hungry though, and she starts to drink the beans out

1226
01:07:04.280 --> 01:07:09.239
<v Speaker 2>of the thermos and she says delicious. And he was

1227
01:07:09.280 --> 01:07:13.960
<v Speaker 2>so happy that she liked them. So they get her luggage.

1228
01:07:14.000 --> 01:07:16.800
<v Speaker 2>The big suitcase is destroyed and he asks if it's

1229
01:07:16.800 --> 01:07:20.280
<v Speaker 2>filled with tiny stuff and she says yes, and he

1230
01:07:20.400 --> 01:07:24.719
<v Speaker 2>says she has miniature shoes on her fingers in their

1231
01:07:24.800 --> 01:07:30.639
<v Speaker 2>talking head and like this little shoes And he says,

1232
01:07:30.840 --> 01:07:33.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why you need this stuff. It's an addiction.

1233
01:07:33.440 --> 01:07:36.239
<v Speaker 2>And she says it's a tool that has gotten us

1234
01:07:36.280 --> 01:07:39.719
<v Speaker 2>where we are, and he's like making fun of her,

1235
01:07:39.760 --> 01:07:43.199
<v Speaker 2>and he goes so far with this dumb joke. He's like, oh, well,

1236
01:07:43.199 --> 01:07:45.280
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna get called by the I R S and

1237
01:07:45.320 --> 01:07:47.119
<v Speaker 2>the I R S is gonna say, well, what is

1238
01:07:47.159 --> 01:07:49.840
<v Speaker 2>this stuff for? And you're gonna say, it's a business expense.

1239
01:07:50.079 --> 01:07:53.079
<v Speaker 2>The IRS guy is going to be like, what what

1240
01:07:53.199 --> 01:07:56.079
<v Speaker 2>is this? This is a business expense? This bit you're

1241
01:07:56.119 --> 01:08:00.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna call this and you're gonna get audited and that

1242
01:08:00.360 --> 01:08:01.239
<v Speaker 2>he goes on.

1243
01:08:01.599 --> 01:08:04.199
<v Speaker 1>And You're like, she's not a citizen. The IRS doesn't

1244
01:08:04.199 --> 01:08:05.960
<v Speaker 1>apply to her yet you dun't quit talking.

1245
01:08:06.639 --> 01:08:09.559
<v Speaker 2>Stop talking, and she's like trying to laugh and be

1246
01:08:09.599 --> 01:08:12.000
<v Speaker 2>a good sport. But I hated it. And I couldn't

1247
01:08:12.000 --> 01:08:13.679
<v Speaker 2>tell if I hated it because it reminds me of

1248
01:08:13.719 --> 01:08:16.800
<v Speaker 2>me because he's taking a joke way too far, or

1249
01:08:16.840 --> 01:08:19.640
<v Speaker 2>if it was just universally annoying what he was doing,

1250
01:08:20.000 --> 01:08:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Like we get the joke.

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01:08:22.000 --> 01:08:25.159
<v Speaker 1>Uh, it's a combo. It's a combo. And also I

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01:08:25.159 --> 01:08:25.960
<v Speaker 1>don't think you do that.

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01:08:26.000 --> 01:08:30.840
<v Speaker 2>But okay, I do not like him already.

1254
01:08:31.880 --> 01:08:34.520
<v Speaker 1>I am very upset about the way he lives. And

1255
01:08:35.079 --> 01:08:37.159
<v Speaker 1>like Annabelle and Shay's place, she's gonna have to get

1256
01:08:37.199 --> 01:08:40.000
<v Speaker 1>in there and with that into shape, like like it

1257
01:08:40.039 --> 01:08:43.479
<v Speaker 1>was a perfectly fine, nice looking modern apartment.

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01:08:44.199 --> 01:08:49.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, he's furniture, just tumforable places to sit.

1259
01:08:49.560 --> 01:08:51.880
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna have to give her one whole section that

1260
01:08:51.960 --> 01:08:54.920
<v Speaker 1>will be like like a corner cabinet and be like, yeah,

1261
01:08:55.079 --> 01:08:57.199
<v Speaker 1>lord is sailing, go for it. Put all your shit

1262
01:08:57.279 --> 01:08:59.640
<v Speaker 1>in there, and then the rest he can keep neat.

1263
01:08:59.800 --> 01:09:01.560
<v Speaker 1>But she's gonna have to have a space for that

1264
01:09:01.640 --> 01:09:05.359
<v Speaker 1>expression and a couch. They're gonna also have to get

1265
01:09:05.399 --> 01:09:08.279
<v Speaker 1>a couch, I'm sorry. Yeah, and not a pullout, not

1266
01:09:08.359 --> 01:09:09.439
<v Speaker 1>a Murphy bed.

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01:09:09.279 --> 01:09:10.640
<v Speaker 2>No, no, a couch.

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01:09:12.359 --> 01:09:15.800
<v Speaker 1>All right. So we're gonna end with Mallory and Rash

1269
01:09:16.199 --> 01:09:22.279
<v Speaker 1>and oh no boy okay. So they're headed out and

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01:09:22.319 --> 01:09:24.399
<v Speaker 1>she's like, oh my gosh, doesn't feel real like this

1271
01:09:24.439 --> 01:09:27.600
<v Speaker 1>time we're leaving were leaving together, and he says, I

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01:09:27.640 --> 01:09:30.079
<v Speaker 1>do not, I will not. I do not cry again,

1273
01:09:30.199 --> 01:09:33.119
<v Speaker 1>and she goes, you can. He's okay, So I'm talking.

1274
01:09:33.239 --> 01:09:35.479
<v Speaker 1>Eddie says, my family and friends are happy that I

1275
01:09:35.479 --> 01:09:38.239
<v Speaker 1>have found a wonderful woman, but they wonder like why

1276
01:09:38.279 --> 01:09:41.479
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't find in Turkey. So first they go to

1277
01:09:41.479 --> 01:09:44.600
<v Speaker 1>see his friends. His friends are Domla, Ali and Can

1278
01:09:45.000 --> 01:09:47.359
<v Speaker 1>and they have all their bags like Can you leave

1279
01:09:47.399 --> 01:09:48.760
<v Speaker 1>them in the car, but I guess not. They have

1280
01:09:48.800 --> 01:09:52.359
<v Speaker 1>to drag him everywhere they go. There's a bunch of food,

1281
01:09:52.880 --> 01:09:55.399
<v Speaker 1>they do cheers with their drinks and she's like, I

1282
01:09:55.399 --> 01:09:58.039
<v Speaker 1>don't know what that was. It was a drink, a

1283
01:09:58.079 --> 01:10:01.920
<v Speaker 1>milk drink called our ak iracky rocky and she goes

1284
01:10:02.119 --> 01:10:07.279
<v Speaker 1>that shit was gross goros and he goes what, He

1285
01:10:07.279 --> 01:10:10.520
<v Speaker 1>goes the rocky, She goes yeah. He goes no, and

1286
01:10:10.520 --> 01:10:15.319
<v Speaker 1>she goes no, that shit was nasty, nasty and gross.

1287
01:10:15.479 --> 01:10:18.920
<v Speaker 1>He's like, oh my god, god. I literally wrote the

1288
01:10:19.079 --> 01:10:22.000
<v Speaker 1>all out phonetically Gully Ross.

1289
01:10:22.680 --> 01:10:25.079
<v Speaker 2>So also one of his friends I felt like looked

1290
01:10:25.079 --> 01:10:26.159
<v Speaker 2>like a hotter z Ed.

1291
01:10:27.119 --> 01:10:30.720
<v Speaker 1>The friend that was the hotter z Ed also seemed

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01:10:30.720 --> 01:10:31.880
<v Speaker 1>to have an Irish accent.

1293
01:10:32.720 --> 01:10:33.880
<v Speaker 2>Hmmm. Interesting.

1294
01:10:34.079 --> 01:10:36.359
<v Speaker 1>And at first I wrote it and then I erased it,

1295
01:10:36.399 --> 01:10:37.760
<v Speaker 1>and then I wrote it, and then I raced it

1296
01:10:37.760 --> 01:10:41.279
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, did it sign it anyway? So

1297
01:10:41.479 --> 01:10:44.079
<v Speaker 1>they're sitting with the friends and they're saying, okay, do

1298
01:10:44.119 --> 01:10:46.279
<v Speaker 1>you have all your paperwork together? And I said the

1299
01:10:46.319 --> 01:10:51.760
<v Speaker 1>one guy who signs Irish question Mark says, oh, everything

1300
01:10:51.840 --> 01:10:53.880
<v Speaker 1>is going to be so hard when you're there, And

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01:10:53.920 --> 01:10:56.680
<v Speaker 1>Rachid says, yes. Now, obviously something happened here that they

1302
01:10:56.720 --> 01:10:59.800
<v Speaker 1>spliced out, because they go from do you have the

1303
01:10:59.840 --> 01:11:03.680
<v Speaker 1>paperwork to rush sheet saying in Turkey, men are the

1304
01:11:03.720 --> 01:11:07.079
<v Speaker 1>head of the household, and if you're not the head

1305
01:11:07.159 --> 01:11:11.479
<v Speaker 1>there in America there could be arguments like she has

1306
01:11:11.520 --> 01:11:14.479
<v Speaker 1>an ex, she's friends with her ex. Yes, it's in

1307
01:11:14.520 --> 01:11:19.159
<v Speaker 1>the past, but it's very uncomfortable. So he's speaking in Turkish,

1308
01:11:19.159 --> 01:11:21.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know the language, speaking in his language, and

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01:11:21.880 --> 01:11:26.479
<v Speaker 1>the friends translates to her, yeah, and Mallard goes, okay,

1310
01:11:27.039 --> 01:11:28.560
<v Speaker 1>and you're talking to her, she goes, I have a

1311
01:11:28.560 --> 01:11:31.920
<v Speaker 1>good friend named Brandon. We were not Dayton. We were

1312
01:11:31.960 --> 01:11:34.399
<v Speaker 1>not Dayton. It was just I don't know, like friends

1313
01:11:34.439 --> 01:11:38.840
<v Speaker 1>with benefits. And culturally Rash doesn't understand that men and

1314
01:11:38.880 --> 01:11:43.600
<v Speaker 1>women hanging out can just be friends. Well, yes, and no,

1315
01:11:43.840 --> 01:11:45.880
<v Speaker 1>you did used to bang him, so that's a different

1316
01:11:45.920 --> 01:11:47.359
<v Speaker 1>element to he's just your friend.

1317
01:11:48.039 --> 01:11:50.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it's not all people in America are okay

1318
01:11:50.960 --> 01:11:51.199
<v Speaker 2>with that.

1319
01:11:51.760 --> 01:11:55.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're not. So she says to the group, She's well,

1320
01:11:55.640 --> 01:11:57.640
<v Speaker 1>Brandon and I are just friends and we haven't had

1321
01:11:57.680 --> 01:12:02.119
<v Speaker 1>anything physical in years, and you know, when I was

1322
01:12:02.159 --> 01:12:04.319
<v Speaker 1>in my accident, he really stepped up and he did

1323
01:12:04.399 --> 01:12:07.239
<v Speaker 1>not have to do that. So now we find out

1324
01:12:07.560 --> 01:12:10.600
<v Speaker 1>that a year ago she and one of her best

1325
01:12:10.600 --> 01:12:14.079
<v Speaker 1>friends and the mom and a seven month old son.

1326
01:12:14.159 --> 01:12:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Now I assume the seven month old son is the

1327
01:12:16.640 --> 01:12:20.199
<v Speaker 1>seven month old son of her friend. Yeah, because the

1328
01:12:20.239 --> 01:12:22.560
<v Speaker 1>way she said it was like it could be the

1329
01:12:22.600 --> 01:12:24.640
<v Speaker 1>seven month old son of any of those women that

1330
01:12:24.640 --> 01:12:28.159
<v Speaker 1>were discussing. But they were in a very serious and

1331
01:12:28.199 --> 01:12:32.159
<v Speaker 1>traumatic car accident. They were just driving along listening to

1332
01:12:32.159 --> 01:12:37.000
<v Speaker 1>the Jonas Brothers as you do, and her friend Michaela said,

1333
01:12:37.319 --> 01:12:40.039
<v Speaker 1>is that car in nar Lane? And that's all she remembers.

1334
01:12:41.000 --> 01:12:44.439
<v Speaker 1>She remembers the impact and blacking out and coming to

1335
01:12:44.800 --> 01:12:47.279
<v Speaker 1>and screaming and not knowing what was going on. It

1336
01:12:47.359 --> 01:12:52.199
<v Speaker 1>sounds horrible, and she had to have emergency surgery and

1337
01:12:52.239 --> 01:12:57.640
<v Speaker 1>they took three feet of her intestines out. So at

1338
01:12:57.640 --> 01:12:59.600
<v Speaker 1>that time, because she's in the hospital for so long

1339
01:12:59.640 --> 01:13:02.560
<v Speaker 1>with this surgery, her friend Brandon took care of her

1340
01:13:02.560 --> 01:13:04.640
<v Speaker 1>dogs for her so she wouldn't have to worry about that.

1341
01:13:05.159 --> 01:13:07.119
<v Speaker 1>And she says, and just because Rash has a problem

1342
01:13:07.159 --> 01:13:09.359
<v Speaker 1>with it, it's not a good reason to end my friendship.

1343
01:13:09.359 --> 01:13:12.680
<v Speaker 1>He's been a great friend to me. Okay, now here online.

1344
01:13:12.680 --> 01:13:15.439
<v Speaker 2>I feel like there are way more problematic things about

1345
01:13:15.439 --> 01:13:17.760
<v Speaker 2>her group of friends than the fact that she used

1346
01:13:17.760 --> 01:13:20.399
<v Speaker 2>to bang Brandon, right and.

1347
01:13:20.359 --> 01:13:25.479
<v Speaker 1>It let's go Brandon it is we're gonna find out.

1348
01:13:26.399 --> 01:13:29.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I like them together, like they seem so

1349
01:13:30.159 --> 01:13:33.880
<v Speaker 2>cute together, but like he's going to be freaking miserable

1350
01:13:33.960 --> 01:13:36.760
<v Speaker 2>there with all of her friends that want to deport him.

1351
01:13:37.239 --> 01:13:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Why can't they move to Turkey?

1352
01:13:39.079 --> 01:13:43.399
<v Speaker 1>It's so beautiful, Oh my gosh, that town was so gorgeous, marmorous.

1353
01:13:44.239 --> 01:13:47.680
<v Speaker 1>So Rash is saying, you know, even if I was

1354
01:13:47.680 --> 01:13:49.960
<v Speaker 1>friends with an ex and we were around each other,

1355
01:13:50.119 --> 01:13:52.520
<v Speaker 1>I would remember our dates and that would mess with

1356
01:13:52.560 --> 01:13:55.319
<v Speaker 1>my head. And the friends like, yeah, that could bother you.

1357
01:13:55.399 --> 01:13:58.199
<v Speaker 1>I get why you're upset, and he says, and when

1358
01:13:58.239 --> 01:14:01.720
<v Speaker 1>we live under the same roof, the rules are inevitably

1359
01:14:01.800 --> 01:14:05.640
<v Speaker 1>going to change. And the friend translates that to Mallory

1360
01:14:06.399 --> 01:14:09.840
<v Speaker 1>and she goes, I don't know, and then she says,

1361
01:14:09.960 --> 01:14:14.000
<v Speaker 1>when I meet your friend, we will see. So'm talking head.

1362
01:14:14.079 --> 01:14:16.560
<v Speaker 1>She says, at this point in my life, I do

1363
01:14:16.640 --> 01:14:18.800
<v Speaker 1>not want a man telling me what I can and

1364
01:14:18.920 --> 01:14:23.399
<v Speaker 1>cannot do. And he says, well, I can say when

1365
01:14:23.399 --> 01:14:25.760
<v Speaker 1>I want to say, and you must listen and because

1366
01:14:25.760 --> 01:14:28.640
<v Speaker 1>you will be my wife, and she goes, no, we

1367
01:14:28.640 --> 01:14:30.199
<v Speaker 1>were not going to be in Turkey and that is

1368
01:14:30.239 --> 01:14:32.800
<v Speaker 1>not how it is in America. And if that's the case,

1369
01:14:32.840 --> 01:14:34.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to be your wife, point blank. Period.

1370
01:14:35.640 --> 01:14:38.560
<v Speaker 1>So he's just looking at her like wait what because

1371
01:14:38.600 --> 01:14:40.359
<v Speaker 1>he's like, I say, and you do it because you're

1372
01:14:40.399 --> 01:14:42.279
<v Speaker 1>my wife. And she's like, yeah, no.

1373
01:14:42.960 --> 01:14:44.960
<v Speaker 2>They should have maybe discussed this before.

1374
01:14:45.119 --> 01:14:48.600
<v Speaker 1>I feel like they have. But okay. So the next

1375
01:14:48.640 --> 01:14:52.279
<v Speaker 1>morning they talk about how they had sex all night

1376
01:14:52.760 --> 01:14:55.720
<v Speaker 1>and he says, when she left me, you know, six

1377
01:14:55.720 --> 01:14:59.279
<v Speaker 1>months ago or whatever, I closed my belt, but last

1378
01:14:59.359 --> 01:15:01.560
<v Speaker 1>night I open my belf because I want to make baby.

1379
01:15:01.680 --> 01:15:03.680
<v Speaker 1>She's like, oh my god stop. I was like, I

1380
01:15:03.720 --> 01:15:05.199
<v Speaker 1>don't know how strict muscle you are.

1381
01:15:05.239 --> 01:15:08.840
<v Speaker 2>If you're I know, it's always that. It's it's you

1382
01:15:08.880 --> 01:15:13.239
<v Speaker 2>want where I want you to obey me, and I'm

1383
01:15:13.239 --> 01:15:16.680
<v Speaker 2>not Muslim enough where I still get to I still

1384
01:15:16.680 --> 01:15:17.560
<v Speaker 2>want to have sex with you.

1385
01:15:17.920 --> 01:15:21.279
<v Speaker 1>Right. It's similar to Mido, right, you know, it's similar

1386
01:15:21.319 --> 01:15:27.119
<v Speaker 1>to several most guys. So today they're going over to

1387
01:15:27.920 --> 01:15:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Rassia's sister's house to say goodbye. So they've said goodbye

1388
01:15:30.960 --> 01:15:32.479
<v Speaker 1>to the friends, and now they're going to say goodbye

1389
01:15:32.520 --> 01:15:35.159
<v Speaker 1>to the family. The family won't be able to come

1390
01:15:35.159 --> 01:15:38.039
<v Speaker 1>to all the wedding festivities in America, so they want

1391
01:15:38.039 --> 01:15:41.000
<v Speaker 1>to do a Turkish tradition before the wedding, salt in

1392
01:15:41.039 --> 01:15:44.079
<v Speaker 1>the coffee like we saw with Chicaina and Sarper totally

1393
01:15:45.720 --> 01:15:49.119
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, oh my god. His mom Rauss's mom

1394
01:15:49.399 --> 01:15:53.439
<v Speaker 1>Ali a l i y e. Later they pronounce it differently,

1395
01:15:53.520 --> 01:15:57.960
<v Speaker 1>like amy, but I'm going to say Eli because it's al. Anyway,

1396
01:15:58.199 --> 01:16:01.720
<v Speaker 1>let's just say Rasha's mom. Rash. His mom really loves Mallory.

1397
01:16:02.319 --> 01:16:04.600
<v Speaker 1>So we see him chatting. They're chatting with the brothers.

1398
01:16:04.600 --> 01:16:07.399
<v Speaker 1>There's just every shot is a new brother, his brother brother,

1399
01:16:07.520 --> 01:16:10.279
<v Speaker 1>another brother, who's this other brother? This is Daryl and

1400
01:16:10.359 --> 01:16:15.279
<v Speaker 1>mother brother Daryl. So the brothers and the mom and

1401
01:16:15.319 --> 01:16:17.399
<v Speaker 1>there are some other people there that aren't introduced that

1402
01:16:17.520 --> 01:16:20.640
<v Speaker 1>maybe your brother's And Rash is telling his mom it

1403
01:16:20.680 --> 01:16:23.600
<v Speaker 1>could be two years until our return, and mom says,

1404
01:16:23.720 --> 01:16:25.920
<v Speaker 1>I will keep my eyes on the road looking for you.

1405
01:16:26.760 --> 01:16:30.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh that was sweet. So they do the salt in

1406
01:16:30.760 --> 01:16:34.359
<v Speaker 1>the coffee and it represents life won't always be sweet.

1407
01:16:34.520 --> 01:16:36.600
<v Speaker 1>You have to be able to handle the sweet coffee

1408
01:16:36.640 --> 01:16:40.239
<v Speaker 1>and the salt the bad times. And so she decides

1409
01:16:40.279 --> 01:16:42.000
<v Speaker 1>how much salt to put in the coffee, and you

1410
01:16:42.039 --> 01:16:45.920
<v Speaker 1>remember she kind of dumped the entire thing in. Uh,

1411
01:16:46.119 --> 01:16:49.239
<v Speaker 1>she puts one little teaspoon. He chugs it. Oh, they're

1412
01:16:49.239 --> 01:16:52.479
<v Speaker 1>gonna have a great life. So he tells her to

1413
01:16:52.520 --> 01:16:54.840
<v Speaker 1>go with the women's and he sits there with the

1414
01:16:54.840 --> 01:16:57.520
<v Speaker 1>men and he chat and they say, how could you

1415
01:16:57.520 --> 01:17:00.840
<v Speaker 1>move away from this paradise, you know, this town? And

1416
01:17:01.279 --> 01:17:03.279
<v Speaker 1>they're like, how what are you going to be doing

1417
01:17:03.319 --> 01:17:05.960
<v Speaker 1>for work? He explains he can't work for a few months. No,

1418
01:17:06.000 --> 01:17:10.520
<v Speaker 1>it's longer than that, way longer, way longer. You can't

1419
01:17:10.560 --> 01:17:12.800
<v Speaker 1>work for a few months. And the brothers were like, well,

1420
01:17:12.840 --> 01:17:15.319
<v Speaker 1>you know, you have to help the parents. You have

1421
01:17:15.359 --> 01:17:18.119
<v Speaker 1>to help our parents, because we find out they lost

1422
01:17:18.119 --> 01:17:22.119
<v Speaker 1>their house in this big earthquake in February twenty twenty three.

1423
01:17:22.159 --> 01:17:25.159
<v Speaker 1>There is a very big earthquake there. It collapsed their home.

1424
01:17:25.359 --> 01:17:28.439
<v Speaker 1>We see that their home fell in. The dad managed

1425
01:17:28.479 --> 01:17:30.399
<v Speaker 1>to get out of the parents managed to save themselves,

1426
01:17:30.439 --> 01:17:33.640
<v Speaker 1>but the house did fall on the dad. Yeah, they're

1427
01:17:33.680 --> 01:17:36.960
<v Speaker 1>still living in a tent and a container. I guess,

1428
01:17:37.000 --> 01:17:40.560
<v Speaker 1>like what FEMA gives out like this containers and now

1429
01:17:40.560 --> 01:17:43.720
<v Speaker 1>they're trying to rebuild the house and the financial responsibility

1430
01:17:43.800 --> 01:17:47.000
<v Speaker 1>falls on himself and his siblings, and so he needs

1431
01:17:47.039 --> 01:17:49.079
<v Speaker 1>to be able to work for that to send money

1432
01:17:49.119 --> 01:17:52.680
<v Speaker 1>to his parents, and in Turkey it's very important for

1433
01:17:52.720 --> 01:17:55.640
<v Speaker 1>the man to make money for his family. And he says,

1434
01:17:55.760 --> 01:17:57.920
<v Speaker 1>but I haven't talked to her about this, and I

1435
01:17:57.960 --> 01:17:59.560
<v Speaker 1>hope she won't be upset, but I am going to

1436
01:17:59.600 --> 01:18:00.479
<v Speaker 1>have to help my family.

1437
01:18:01.640 --> 01:18:06.319
<v Speaker 2>Jes Again, they've never talked about this before.

1438
01:18:06.760 --> 01:18:10.319
<v Speaker 1>Things that you need to talk about beforehand. So he

1439
01:18:10.359 --> 01:18:12.640
<v Speaker 1>says to them, I'm gonna talk to Mallory about this

1440
01:18:13.199 --> 01:18:15.159
<v Speaker 1>because I won't be working and I won't have income

1441
01:18:15.239 --> 01:18:17.199
<v Speaker 1>right away. She's going to be supporting me, so I'll

1442
01:18:17.239 --> 01:18:20.279
<v Speaker 1>have to talk to her about sending the money. So

1443
01:18:20.319 --> 01:18:23.119
<v Speaker 1>now they're saying goodbye, and Rash is saying, we must go,

1444
01:18:23.239 --> 01:18:27.119
<v Speaker 1>we must go. Everybody cries and they hug goodbye, and

1445
01:18:27.159 --> 01:18:29.439
<v Speaker 1>they're talking to Head. Rash says, when I think of

1446
01:18:29.520 --> 01:18:32.439
<v Speaker 1>goodbye with my family, it is not good. I am sad.

1447
01:18:32.880 --> 01:18:35.000
<v Speaker 1>And when will I get to come back again, I

1448
01:18:35.000 --> 01:18:39.000
<v Speaker 1>don't know. So talking to Head, his mom says, when

1449
01:18:39.039 --> 01:18:42.720
<v Speaker 1>I see him. I see my little boy, my small child,

1450
01:18:43.159 --> 01:18:47.640
<v Speaker 1>even though he's grown. My pain and my love is indescribable.

1451
01:18:48.439 --> 01:18:51.119
<v Speaker 1>And so she comes while she's speaking, he comes up

1452
01:18:51.119 --> 01:18:53.640
<v Speaker 1>and hugs and kisses her on the camera and he's like, mom,

1453
01:18:53.680 --> 01:18:57.119
<v Speaker 1>don't be sad. Talking to him, Mallory goes. I see

1454
01:18:57.119 --> 01:18:59.359
<v Speaker 1>his mom crying. It just tears me apart. You know,

1455
01:18:59.399 --> 01:19:01.840
<v Speaker 1>he's doing all this for me, and I'm feeling this

1456
01:19:01.960 --> 01:19:05.840
<v Speaker 1>pressure and hoping we're not making this huge mistake. They

1457
01:19:05.880 --> 01:19:08.199
<v Speaker 1>get in the car and they leave. The sister throws

1458
01:19:08.279 --> 01:19:11.680
<v Speaker 1>water from a picture. Did you notice this. No, the

1459
01:19:11.720 --> 01:19:15.119
<v Speaker 1>sister has a huge picture and throws water behind the car.

1460
01:19:15.760 --> 01:19:19.479
<v Speaker 1>So I looked this up, and this means travel safely

1461
01:19:19.560 --> 01:19:22.760
<v Speaker 1>and SMOOTHI and return like water. It means go and

1462
01:19:22.840 --> 01:19:24.680
<v Speaker 1>return like water smoothly.

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01:19:25.479 --> 01:19:32.079
<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's all the Sarper metaphors. Like they say in Turkey.

1464
01:19:32.359 --> 01:19:34.760
<v Speaker 1>Like they say in Turkey man like water.

1465
01:19:35.000 --> 01:19:38.920
<v Speaker 2>And Donkey kicks makes ass out of you and me.

1466
01:19:40.680 --> 01:19:43.520
<v Speaker 1>It flows like water and returns like my penis returns

1467
01:19:43.560 --> 01:19:47.399
<v Speaker 1>to your vagina. That's what Sarper would say. So yeah,

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01:19:47.600 --> 01:19:50.000
<v Speaker 1>next day they're headed to the airport. So I imagine they

1469
01:19:50.000 --> 01:19:52.039
<v Speaker 1>did all this saying goodbye to people, and then they're

1470
01:19:52.199 --> 01:19:54.840
<v Speaker 1>slowly making their way to where maybe is Dimple or

1471
01:19:54.840 --> 01:20:00.000
<v Speaker 1>wherever the big airport is. So he says, look, baby,

1472
01:20:00.399 --> 01:20:02.640
<v Speaker 1>for a while in the States, I can't work, so

1473
01:20:02.760 --> 01:20:05.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to need to talk to the president about that.

1474
01:20:05.439 --> 01:20:08.760
<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump, can I do that? And they laugh and

1475
01:20:08.840 --> 01:20:10.000
<v Speaker 1>laugh about Donald Trump.

1476
01:20:10.920 --> 01:20:15.560
<v Speaker 2>He says Donald Tubb first, well, and they been tub

1477
01:20:16.239 --> 01:20:18.760
<v Speaker 2>They laugh and they say he's famous in Turkey for

1478
01:20:18.800 --> 01:20:22.119
<v Speaker 2>his dancing, which I guess this is trying to dance.

1479
01:20:22.119 --> 01:20:25.039
<v Speaker 1>I don't know whatever. Who cares. So she's asking how

1480
01:20:25.039 --> 01:20:27.680
<v Speaker 1>do you feel? And she says, it's not easy what

1481
01:20:27.760 --> 01:20:30.920
<v Speaker 1>you're doing, like you're leaving. You're leaving this beautiful place

1482
01:20:31.439 --> 01:20:35.119
<v Speaker 1>to live in bump fuck Alabama, and they both cry,

1483
01:20:35.720 --> 01:20:37.600
<v Speaker 1>and he says, but when I'm there, I can't work,

1484
01:20:37.760 --> 01:20:40.920
<v Speaker 1>and that's when I'm gonna feel poor. And I don't

1485
01:20:40.960 --> 01:20:43.199
<v Speaker 1>want to feel that way. And I mean, I think

1486
01:20:43.239 --> 01:20:46.159
<v Speaker 1>that's a language barrier. I think he's thinking like, I

1487
01:20:46.199 --> 01:20:49.279
<v Speaker 1>won't feel like I'm worth anything because I'm not making

1488
01:20:49.279 --> 01:20:53.079
<v Speaker 1>any money. You know, I think pour is the wrong word.

1489
01:20:53.880 --> 01:20:56.840
<v Speaker 1>So I'm talking to Eddie says, yeah, my brothers have

1490
01:20:56.920 --> 01:20:59.520
<v Speaker 1>been asking me how I will show respect to support

1491
01:20:59.560 --> 01:21:03.000
<v Speaker 1>my parents financially and emotionally. And I'm very nervous to

1492
01:21:03.000 --> 01:21:06.560
<v Speaker 1>talk to Mallory about money. So he says to her

1493
01:21:06.560 --> 01:21:08.199
<v Speaker 1>in the car, he goes, look, after a few months,

1494
01:21:08.199 --> 01:21:10.920
<v Speaker 1>my mother may call and say can I send this money?

1495
01:21:11.279 --> 01:21:15.159
<v Speaker 1>And I worry you'll say no. And she goes, well,

1496
01:21:15.159 --> 01:21:17.000
<v Speaker 1>we could definitely discuss it, but you know, I have

1497
01:21:17.039 --> 01:21:19.880
<v Speaker 1>a mortgage and a car payment and bills, and I'm

1498
01:21:19.920 --> 01:21:22.760
<v Speaker 1>supporting you, so you can't just say yes if they

1499
01:21:22.800 --> 01:21:26.239
<v Speaker 1>ask for money. And he goes, but we can't fight

1500
01:21:26.319 --> 01:21:28.439
<v Speaker 1>about this because my parents will need the help. And

1501
01:21:28.479 --> 01:21:32.319
<v Speaker 1>she's like, okay, So they're talking to it together. She says,

1502
01:21:32.479 --> 01:21:34.760
<v Speaker 1>why are you just now telling me that we have

1503
01:21:34.800 --> 01:21:37.680
<v Speaker 1>to send money? Yeah, and he says, well, I talk

1504
01:21:37.720 --> 01:21:40.640
<v Speaker 1>to my brothers and you can just work one day

1505
01:21:40.760 --> 01:21:43.640
<v Speaker 1>and then that will be for my parents. And she goes.

1506
01:21:43.800 --> 01:21:45.279
<v Speaker 1>She goes because you know they live in a tent.

1507
01:21:45.319 --> 01:21:47.920
<v Speaker 1>She goes, right, but money doesn't work. That we doesn't

1508
01:21:47.920 --> 01:21:49.720
<v Speaker 1>work that way, that I work one day, that money,

1509
01:21:49.880 --> 01:21:52.920
<v Speaker 1>I can't do that. He says, you can help, but

1510
01:21:52.960 --> 01:21:54.840
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to help. I can feel it, and

1511
01:21:54.880 --> 01:21:58.039
<v Speaker 1>she goes, of course, I want to help. I don't

1512
01:21:58.039 --> 01:22:00.920
<v Speaker 1>make that much money. Though you haven't live there. You

1513
01:22:01.039 --> 01:22:04.000
<v Speaker 1>haven't seen what comes in and what goes out, because

1514
01:22:04.039 --> 01:22:05.840
<v Speaker 1>as soon as I get paid, boom, my money has

1515
01:22:05.880 --> 01:22:08.600
<v Speaker 1>gone to bills. And he goes, yeah, you say this,

1516
01:22:08.680 --> 01:22:09.720
<v Speaker 1>but I feel like it's bullshit.

1517
01:22:10.760 --> 01:22:13.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, he'll see, he'll see. I think she makes

1518
01:22:13.760 --> 01:22:14.720
<v Speaker 2>a lot of money.

1519
01:22:14.840 --> 01:22:16.840
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember what her job is, or if she

1520
01:22:16.920 --> 01:22:21.600
<v Speaker 1>already told us, I can either. But next time on

1521
01:22:22.000 --> 01:22:26.479
<v Speaker 1>Paula and Thomas go to his stupid apartment and she

1522
01:22:26.640 --> 01:22:28.479
<v Speaker 1>literally is like, what the fuck fixed all this? Or

1523
01:22:28.520 --> 01:22:34.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm leaving? Like no. Rashid arrives and everybody goes full

1524
01:22:34.159 --> 01:22:37.119
<v Speaker 1>redneck on him, and one guy is wearing a shirt

1525
01:22:37.199 --> 01:22:40.399
<v Speaker 1>that is always hilarious that says back to back World

1526
01:22:40.439 --> 01:22:47.520
<v Speaker 1>War Champions and yeah yeah, and then rash gets mad

1527
01:22:47.560 --> 01:22:50.079
<v Speaker 1>because Brandon is coming to visit, and she says, this

1528
01:22:50.159 --> 01:22:53.720
<v Speaker 1>is my house and I'm the boss here. No, let's

1529
01:22:53.760 --> 01:22:59.079
<v Speaker 1>don't do any of that either. Mallory, Asha and her

1530
01:22:59.119 --> 01:23:01.840
<v Speaker 1>friend Patricia speak to each other in tongues by a

1531
01:23:01.960 --> 01:23:04.760
<v Speaker 1>river about the visa. If they're both speaking in tongues,

1532
01:23:04.800 --> 01:23:08.119
<v Speaker 1>can they understand it? Or only God can understand unclear.

1533
01:23:08.760 --> 01:23:11.560
<v Speaker 2>It's important. It's the important thing is that the devil

1534
01:23:11.600 --> 01:23:15.560
<v Speaker 2>can't understand. Oh okay, okay, remember this is the one

1535
01:23:16.159 --> 01:23:18.479
<v Speaker 2>language the devil does not speak.

1536
01:23:18.479 --> 01:23:21.399
<v Speaker 1>Right, and nor do they speak it either, because it's fake.

1537
01:23:21.560 --> 01:23:25.520
<v Speaker 1>So they say they're saying it's it's vital for.

1538
01:23:27.760 --> 01:23:29.760
<v Speaker 2>I didn't say it. Mary Payne said it.

1539
01:23:30.119 --> 01:23:34.039
<v Speaker 1>I have gotten DMS from people saying I grew up

1540
01:23:34.079 --> 01:23:36.439
<v Speaker 1>going to a Pentecostal skirt church where people speak in

1541
01:23:36.439 --> 01:23:39.520
<v Speaker 1>tongues and it doesn't sound like this. Oh really, but

1542
01:23:39.600 --> 01:23:42.800
<v Speaker 1>maybe every but maybe every Pentecostal church has their own language.

1543
01:23:43.159 --> 01:23:45.520
<v Speaker 1>We don't know and we're not going to find out here.

1544
01:23:45.600 --> 01:23:46.800
<v Speaker 2>There's regional things like.

1545
01:23:48.760 --> 01:23:52.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Pentecostal speaking in tongue. So but they have come

1546
01:23:52.319 --> 01:23:54.079
<v Speaker 1>up with her. Asia and Patricia come up with the

1547
01:23:54.079 --> 01:23:58.159
<v Speaker 1>fact that it's vital that she goes to Nigeria. So

1548
01:23:58.239 --> 01:23:59.680
<v Speaker 1>now are we just putting her on the other way?

1549
01:23:59.720 --> 01:24:03.479
<v Speaker 1>What are we doing? Okay, yeah, this is my note.

1550
01:24:03.520 --> 01:24:07.279
<v Speaker 1>Debbie and Meto have an argument. No further information, No

1551
01:24:08.119 --> 01:24:12.520
<v Speaker 1>one is She's friends say that maybe Annabelle is a

1552
01:24:12.520 --> 01:24:16.520
<v Speaker 1>male order bride right to her face, and she says,

1553
01:24:16.640 --> 01:24:19.199
<v Speaker 1>people think this, and then the talking and she goes,

1554
01:24:19.199 --> 01:24:22.159
<v Speaker 1>I left my family for this to be treated this way.

1555
01:24:22.159 --> 01:24:28.399
<v Speaker 2>So that's a good old fashioned xenophobia. Does best?

1556
01:24:28.760 --> 01:24:33.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh God help me. Okay, guys, it's time for Kimberly's Corner.

1557
01:24:33.359 --> 01:24:35.800
<v Speaker 1>This is where Kimberly tells us what happened on Diaries

1558
01:24:35.800 --> 01:24:36.239
<v Speaker 1>this week.

1559
01:24:37.319 --> 01:24:42.439
<v Speaker 2>Yay, yay, it's called The episode is called Dear Diary.

1560
01:24:42.680 --> 01:24:44.039
<v Speaker 2>I have a big secret.

1561
01:24:44.479 --> 01:24:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh they're all everybody always has a big secret.

1562
01:24:48.720 --> 01:24:51.840
<v Speaker 2>Always have a big secret. Klani is the first one

1563
01:24:51.880 --> 01:24:55.199
<v Speaker 2>we're seeing, okay, and we're seeing flashbacks of her beginning

1564
01:24:55.199 --> 01:24:58.520
<v Speaker 2>with a sueylu. It's sad because their story gots so dark,

1565
01:24:58.880 --> 01:25:02.760
<v Speaker 2>so so sad. And she says he was really never

1566
01:25:02.880 --> 01:25:06.239
<v Speaker 2>faithful to her, and he told her that she was

1567
01:25:06.359 --> 01:25:09.600
<v Speaker 2>crazy and that she had two high expectations.

1568
01:25:09.800 --> 01:25:13.119
<v Speaker 1>He was a version when he met her. Yeah, so

1569
01:25:13.239 --> 01:25:16.159
<v Speaker 1>he said, well, true, true, true, true, good point.

1570
01:25:16.520 --> 01:25:20.039
<v Speaker 2>So he gave her a hall pass because of the cheating.

1571
01:25:20.439 --> 01:25:22.840
<v Speaker 2>And she was going to supposed to be allowed to

1572
01:25:22.920 --> 01:25:26.279
<v Speaker 2>kiss this other guy, but she had an affair. She

1573
01:25:26.359 --> 01:25:30.359
<v Speaker 2>slept with this other guy, and I say, go for it.

1574
01:25:29.880 --> 01:25:32.079
<v Speaker 1>And not Dallas, a different guy.

1575
01:25:32.479 --> 01:25:36.439
<v Speaker 2>It is Dallas's She is still with the Hall Pass Guy.

1576
01:25:36.520 --> 01:25:39.680
<v Speaker 2>She calls him the Hall Pass guy.

1577
01:25:40.479 --> 01:25:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Dallas also father of one of her children.

1578
01:25:43.640 --> 01:25:47.159
<v Speaker 2>Yes, so they met because she put out a post

1579
01:25:47.319 --> 01:25:51.119
<v Speaker 2>on somewhere on social media saying if anyone is in

1580
01:25:51.239 --> 01:25:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Irvine and can help me move tomorrow, let me know.

1581
01:25:54.600 --> 01:26:00.439
<v Speaker 2>Polynesian people preferred, lol, And I was like, is this people?

1582
01:26:00.479 --> 01:26:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Do you just ask random strangers to help you move?

1583
01:26:04.560 --> 01:26:07.399
<v Speaker 2>And then if you're on TV do you do that

1584
01:26:07.680 --> 01:26:11.479
<v Speaker 2>and people will just come? And so he offered to help.

1585
01:26:11.520 --> 01:26:14.720
<v Speaker 2>He messaged her and she offered to pay, which I

1586
01:26:14.760 --> 01:26:18.560
<v Speaker 2>was relieved, and he's and he found a friend to help.

1587
01:26:18.600 --> 01:26:20.960
<v Speaker 2>So he's like, you have two guys to help me move?

1588
01:26:21.439 --> 01:26:25.520
<v Speaker 2>And then we learn that he had already been following

1589
01:26:25.520 --> 01:26:28.479
<v Speaker 2>her because he thought she was pretty and he thought

1590
01:26:28.600 --> 01:26:33.279
<v Speaker 2>that she and her ex husband were funny, so he

1591
01:26:33.319 --> 01:26:33.840
<v Speaker 2>was a fan.

1592
01:26:34.359 --> 01:26:35.760
<v Speaker 1>Uh okay.

1593
01:26:36.840 --> 01:26:40.239
<v Speaker 2>So they've been together for over three years and they

1594
01:26:40.239 --> 01:26:45.039
<v Speaker 2>have a baby named Messina and she just a fertile

1595
01:26:45.119 --> 01:26:48.720
<v Speaker 2>myrtle this gal and she got pregnant nine months into

1596
01:26:48.760 --> 01:26:51.760
<v Speaker 2>the relationship, but they had been talking about having a

1597
01:26:51.840 --> 01:26:55.439
<v Speaker 2>kid from the very first week. So if everyone was

1598
01:26:55.479 --> 01:26:59.279
<v Speaker 2>so like and I'm still anti Issuelu, he's a piece

1599
01:26:59.319 --> 01:27:03.039
<v Speaker 2>of shit, but he had not let her use birth

1600
01:27:03.079 --> 01:27:10.439
<v Speaker 2>controls or not, would never use a condom, and she'd right,

1601
01:27:10.560 --> 01:27:13.079
<v Speaker 2>and she got pregnant multiple times, but it sounds like

1602
01:27:13.119 --> 01:27:17.800
<v Speaker 2>she does she wanted to dedicate with Dallas, so I

1603
01:27:17.840 --> 01:27:21.359
<v Speaker 2>don't know. So they get dressed up for Halloween and

1604
01:27:21.399 --> 01:27:25.680
<v Speaker 2>they go trigger treating at Colleeni's house sister, and she

1605
01:27:25.760 --> 01:27:28.960
<v Speaker 2>says she loves Halloween and being a witch for the

1606
01:27:29.039 --> 01:27:31.600
<v Speaker 2>day and then blaming it on the costume, which is funny.

1607
01:27:31.840 --> 01:27:37.000
<v Speaker 2>And then Plani tells her sister that their new daughter

1608
01:27:37.159 --> 01:27:39.560
<v Speaker 2>is a lot of work. She's over a year old,

1609
01:27:39.600 --> 01:27:42.720
<v Speaker 2>and she's harder than the boys, the two little boys.

1610
01:27:43.039 --> 01:27:47.199
<v Speaker 2>But Dallas is very helpful. However, the other night she

1611
01:27:47.279 --> 01:27:50.439
<v Speaker 2>woke up and he works the night shift. She woke

1612
01:27:50.560 --> 01:27:52.399
<v Speaker 2>up in the middle of the night. He should have

1613
01:27:52.439 --> 01:27:55.079
<v Speaker 2>been home by then, and she looked at his phone

1614
01:27:55.079 --> 01:27:58.640
<v Speaker 2>location and it was down the street at two am,

1615
01:27:59.239 --> 01:28:02.039
<v Speaker 2>And she feels like something is it right, But she

1616
01:28:02.119 --> 01:28:04.640
<v Speaker 2>doesn't know if she should bring it up because she's

1617
01:28:04.680 --> 01:28:07.520
<v Speaker 2>trying not to be paranoid because of what a Suelou

1618
01:28:07.600 --> 01:28:10.239
<v Speaker 2>did to her. She's trying not to let that trauma

1619
01:28:10.800 --> 01:28:14.319
<v Speaker 2>cause problems, right, But then then we see it happens again.

1620
01:28:14.439 --> 01:28:17.159
<v Speaker 2>She goes into the bathroom to film herself with a

1621
01:28:17.159 --> 01:28:20.760
<v Speaker 2>pimple patch on and says, I just looked. It's three

1622
01:28:20.800 --> 01:28:23.960
<v Speaker 2>in the morning and he is down the street again, same.

1623
01:28:23.800 --> 01:28:26.600
<v Speaker 1>Place, the same house is in the park. What's he doing?

1624
01:28:27.359 --> 01:28:30.880
<v Speaker 2>Yes to a two minute walk away?

1625
01:28:30.920 --> 01:28:34.520
<v Speaker 1>It said, Oh, I hop on your feet and go.

1626
01:28:35.239 --> 01:28:38.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I leave the kids and it's fine.

1627
01:28:38.239 --> 01:28:39.880
<v Speaker 1>Take the baby mom to walk right out.

1628
01:28:40.039 --> 01:28:45.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So she goes to therapy, but really she has

1629
01:28:45.079 --> 01:28:47.760
<v Speaker 2>a video session sitting in the car in the garage

1630
01:28:47.840 --> 01:28:50.880
<v Speaker 2>because it's the only quiet place in the house, and

1631
01:28:51.239 --> 01:28:54.079
<v Speaker 2>her therapist calls her Lannie, which I've never heard anyone

1632
01:28:54.119 --> 01:28:58.880
<v Speaker 2>call her that. Oh. So she tells her what's happening

1633
01:28:58.960 --> 01:29:01.159
<v Speaker 2>and is it worth for up or is it just

1634
01:29:01.199 --> 01:29:03.880
<v Speaker 2>her trauma for missuelou making more out of this? And

1635
01:29:03.920 --> 01:29:07.000
<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, this is you should find out.

1636
01:29:07.359 --> 01:29:10.279
<v Speaker 2>She starts crying. The therapist says, it's fine that you're

1637
01:29:10.319 --> 01:29:13.760
<v Speaker 2>questioning him about this. You should but use eye statements

1638
01:29:13.760 --> 01:29:17.039
<v Speaker 2>and focus on how you're feeling. And she's scared because

1639
01:29:17.039 --> 01:29:19.640
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't want to know if it's true that he's cheating,

1640
01:29:20.039 --> 01:29:23.319
<v Speaker 2>and then it'll ruin everything. So three days later she

1641
01:29:23.359 --> 01:29:26.520
<v Speaker 2>brings it up and she doesn't use her eye statements,

1642
01:29:26.920 --> 01:29:32.920
<v Speaker 2>and he says she forgets, and he says, what, I

1643
01:29:33.119 --> 01:29:35.920
<v Speaker 2>just sit in my car and I like to decompress

1644
01:29:36.079 --> 01:29:39.439
<v Speaker 2>because I'm coming home from work. And she's like in

1645
01:29:39.520 --> 01:29:41.960
<v Speaker 2>the middle of the night, and he says, you know,

1646
01:29:42.119 --> 01:29:44.640
<v Speaker 2>she's also which I feel like she was thinking, is

1647
01:29:44.720 --> 01:29:49.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm a mom of three, I don't get to decompress, right, Yeah.

1648
01:29:49.680 --> 01:29:52.079
<v Speaker 2>So she's like, why can't you decompress at home? And

1649
01:29:52.119 --> 01:29:54.880
<v Speaker 2>he says, well, I'm around people all day at work,

1650
01:29:54.960 --> 01:29:57.119
<v Speaker 2>so I like to just sit in my car and

1651
01:29:57.159 --> 01:30:00.000
<v Speaker 2>listen to music and I don't want to bother you

1652
01:30:00.079 --> 01:30:05.920
<v Speaker 2>were the kids And she says okay, So she's which

1653
01:30:05.960 --> 01:30:09.039
<v Speaker 2>I get. I totally get. But also the kids are

1654
01:30:09.079 --> 01:30:10.079
<v Speaker 2>sleeping at that time.

1655
01:30:10.239 --> 01:30:12.520
<v Speaker 1>It's two am, so you could is it.

1656
01:30:12.520 --> 01:30:14.560
<v Speaker 2>You just don't want to talk to her for a while.

1657
01:30:14.720 --> 01:30:17.079
<v Speaker 2>You want to decompress and just not talk to anyone,

1658
01:30:17.119 --> 01:30:19.640
<v Speaker 2>And maybe she needs to give you some quiet time

1659
01:30:19.840 --> 01:30:22.880
<v Speaker 2>when you come home from work. Yeah, but maybe she

1660
01:30:23.199 --> 01:30:25.319
<v Speaker 2>just wants to talk to an adult because she's been

1661
01:30:25.359 --> 01:30:26.159
<v Speaker 2>with the kids.

1662
01:30:26.399 --> 01:30:28.359
<v Speaker 1>But is she awake when he comes home at two am?

1663
01:30:28.840 --> 01:30:30.479
<v Speaker 2>I guess sometimes.

1664
01:30:30.600 --> 01:30:30.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

1665
01:30:31.319 --> 01:30:34.319
<v Speaker 2>So she says, so you're not having sex with a

1666
01:30:34.359 --> 01:30:37.800
<v Speaker 2>girl in the backseat and and he says, have you

1667
01:30:37.920 --> 01:30:42.279
<v Speaker 2>seen my bleep box? And I don't know what that means?

1668
01:30:44.199 --> 01:30:48.439
<v Speaker 2>And she says what And I did not understand if

1669
01:30:48.439 --> 01:30:51.199
<v Speaker 2>someone could explain, is just like a sex box? Does

1670
01:30:51.239 --> 01:30:54.680
<v Speaker 2>he have a box of sex porn? I don't know

1671
01:30:54.720 --> 01:30:59.479
<v Speaker 2>what's happening? And it was a joke, like they're joking around,

1672
01:31:00.079 --> 01:31:03.760
<v Speaker 2>very weird, okay, And then I'm gonna need when they

1673
01:31:03.800 --> 01:31:06.600
<v Speaker 2>bleep things on the show for someone to for them

1674
01:31:06.640 --> 01:31:09.039
<v Speaker 2>to just give me a first letter so that I

1675
01:31:09.119 --> 01:31:10.680
<v Speaker 2>can understand what's happening.

1676
01:31:10.920 --> 01:31:12.520
<v Speaker 1>Did he show his mouth when he said it?

1677
01:31:12.640 --> 01:31:14.319
<v Speaker 2>Or yeah? But I couldn't figure it out.

1678
01:31:14.479 --> 01:31:15.239
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay.

1679
01:31:16.199 --> 01:31:19.159
<v Speaker 2>So she says, I trust you. I just got triggered

1680
01:31:19.159 --> 01:31:22.199
<v Speaker 2>because of my ex and he gets it. He's very understanding.

1681
01:31:22.359 --> 01:31:24.920
<v Speaker 2>And she says, maybe if you're going to be more

1682
01:31:24.920 --> 01:31:27.319
<v Speaker 2>than fifteen minutes late, you could text me, and he

1683
01:31:27.359 --> 01:31:30.520
<v Speaker 2>says totally. And he says, I want you to feel

1684
01:31:30.520 --> 01:31:33.720
<v Speaker 2>safe in the relationship. It'll just take time. And she says, well,

1685
01:31:33.760 --> 01:31:36.159
<v Speaker 2>we've been together for three years and he says, I

1686
01:31:36.199 --> 01:31:39.279
<v Speaker 2>don't care if it takes five or ten years, and

1687
01:31:40.199 --> 01:31:44.039
<v Speaker 2>she says bon er alert because she's thought his being

1688
01:31:44.119 --> 01:31:46.880
<v Speaker 2>understanding was very sexy. And then they go and have

1689
01:31:46.960 --> 01:31:47.640
<v Speaker 2>makeup sex.

1690
01:31:48.039 --> 01:31:49.239
<v Speaker 1>Is Dallas Polynesian?

1691
01:31:50.239 --> 01:31:54.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh I didn't that. He also has the same

1692
01:31:54.279 --> 01:31:57.079
<v Speaker 2>like sleeve of tattoos that like, I feel like he's

1693
01:31:57.119 --> 01:31:59.159
<v Speaker 2>working on the tattoos. The funny thing is is like

1694
01:32:01.920 --> 01:32:07.600
<v Speaker 2>her dad, who is from SAMOI told her do not

1695
01:32:07.800 --> 01:32:12.199
<v Speaker 2>date a man from my place because they are horrible.

1696
01:32:12.319 --> 01:32:16.119
<v Speaker 2>They cheat their treat room when like crap. She when

1697
01:32:16.319 --> 01:32:20.920
<v Speaker 2>she anyway got pregnant with the sueylu and and he

1698
01:32:21.039 --> 01:32:23.960
<v Speaker 2>cheated her on turn treated her like crap. And then

1699
01:32:24.000 --> 01:32:26.359
<v Speaker 2>she picked another Polynesian man.

1700
01:32:27.119 --> 01:32:28.359
<v Speaker 1>He seems to be nice so far.

1701
01:32:28.479 --> 01:32:32.399
<v Speaker 2>So he seems to be nice so far. So fingers crossed.

1702
01:32:32.880 --> 01:32:38.760
<v Speaker 2>So Emily and my dad's favorite Kobe come back, come

1703
01:32:38.760 --> 01:32:42.600
<v Speaker 2>at So they have their gorgeous kids. I don't even

1704
01:32:42.640 --> 01:32:46.279
<v Speaker 2>like kids, but their kids are cute. And and then

1705
01:32:46.359 --> 01:32:50.039
<v Speaker 2>we see like the clip of Kobe meeting uh what

1706
01:32:50.039 --> 01:32:55.119
<v Speaker 2>what's his COVID COVID first kids cob yes, Cobin for

1707
01:32:55.159 --> 01:32:59.319
<v Speaker 2>the first time, they are all reading with the kids

1708
01:32:59.319 --> 01:33:02.640
<v Speaker 2>in bed. When somebody farts and they all laugh and

1709
01:33:02.680 --> 01:33:05.520
<v Speaker 2>then Copen says, Mom, why is your belly getting big?

1710
01:33:06.159 --> 01:33:09.159
<v Speaker 2>And she says it's not, but she is pregnant with

1711
01:33:09.199 --> 01:33:11.840
<v Speaker 2>baby number four. But it's the secret. She's the one

1712
01:33:11.840 --> 01:33:16.520
<v Speaker 2>who has the secret. And Kobe's dad has just passed away.

1713
01:33:16.880 --> 01:33:20.039
<v Speaker 2>I met the dad last time. Oh yeah, he was

1714
01:33:20.279 --> 01:33:23.560
<v Speaker 2>very sick, but Kobe wasn't able to go see him

1715
01:33:23.560 --> 01:33:26.199
<v Speaker 2>at the end, so he said, they hang up a

1716
01:33:26.199 --> 01:33:28.920
<v Speaker 2>photo of him in the living room, and he wants

1717
01:33:28.960 --> 01:33:32.560
<v Speaker 2>to teach the kids how kind the dad was and

1718
01:33:32.600 --> 01:33:35.640
<v Speaker 2>he loved everybody. And I was like, didn't he have

1719
01:33:35.760 --> 01:33:39.960
<v Speaker 2>like twenty five kids with many wives? He did love everybody.

1720
01:33:40.279 --> 01:33:45.079
<v Speaker 1>Well, when I asked Kobe about that, when I talked

1721
01:33:45.119 --> 01:33:48.079
<v Speaker 1>to them the second time on the interview, he was like, no, no, no,

1722
01:33:48.119 --> 01:33:51.560
<v Speaker 1>that's not what I meant. I didn't mean the first

1723
01:33:51.600 --> 01:33:54.600
<v Speaker 1>time he kind of said, my dad had lots of women,

1724
01:33:54.760 --> 01:33:57.479
<v Speaker 1>so I had lots of these siblings. And the second time

1725
01:33:57.520 --> 01:34:00.119
<v Speaker 1>he kind of walked it back and was like, no, oh,

1726
01:34:00.159 --> 01:34:02.119
<v Speaker 1>I didn't mean it like that, you know. I was like,

1727
01:34:02.159 --> 01:34:04.680
<v Speaker 1>he's not listening, so I don't really actually know, but

1728
01:34:04.720 --> 01:34:08.000
<v Speaker 1>I do know that she's got siblings and he's got

1729
01:34:08.000 --> 01:34:08.680
<v Speaker 1>other siblings.

1730
01:34:08.920 --> 01:34:13.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he seemed nice.

1731
01:34:13.479 --> 01:34:16.079
<v Speaker 1>He seemed very very they were various of the kids.

1732
01:34:16.239 --> 01:34:18.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah. And we see a clip from the wedding

1733
01:34:18.880 --> 01:34:22.960
<v Speaker 2>that they had in Cameroon and Kobe's dad tells Emily's dad,

1734
01:34:23.000 --> 01:34:25.479
<v Speaker 2>thank you for taking care of your son like my son,

1735
01:34:25.560 --> 01:34:29.600
<v Speaker 2>and it's very sweet. So they're gonna tell the kids

1736
01:34:29.600 --> 01:34:31.840
<v Speaker 2>they're pregnant. They set it up like a photo shoot

1737
01:34:32.279 --> 01:34:36.159
<v Speaker 2>and they show the kids the ultrasound and the kids

1738
01:34:36.159 --> 01:34:37.520
<v Speaker 2>don't know what an ultrasound is.

1739
01:34:38.840 --> 01:34:40.680
<v Speaker 1>They're like, is that a black and white drawing of

1740
01:34:40.720 --> 01:34:41.840
<v Speaker 1>a shrimp? What is it? What?

1741
01:34:42.199 --> 01:34:45.319
<v Speaker 2>Fuck? And they're like, we're having a baby. There's a baby.

1742
01:34:45.359 --> 01:34:47.640
<v Speaker 2>And mommy's telling me you're gonna have another baby. And

1743
01:34:47.680 --> 01:34:50.880
<v Speaker 2>they're like, okay, we already have a baby.

1744
01:34:51.479 --> 01:34:55.319
<v Speaker 1>Babies, have another another one.

1745
01:34:56.199 --> 01:34:59.039
<v Speaker 2>And she says the kid's reactions were exactly what I

1746
01:34:59.159 --> 01:35:01.680
<v Speaker 2>was hoping for, and I was like, okay, really because

1747
01:35:01.680 --> 01:35:03.079
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't seem like they were.

1748
01:35:02.960 --> 01:35:04.199
<v Speaker 1>That excited at all.

1749
01:35:06.319 --> 01:35:09.960
<v Speaker 2>But the photos came out really cute. So then we

1750
01:35:10.199 --> 01:35:14.159
<v Speaker 2>meet we see Cleo, who at first thought I wrote Chloe,

1751
01:35:14.199 --> 01:35:16.439
<v Speaker 2>I Love Chloe, and I was like, no, that's not Chloe.

1752
01:35:16.479 --> 01:35:21.039
<v Speaker 2>That's Cleo Cleo, Yeah, Leo love Cleo. She's in England,

1753
01:35:21.159 --> 01:35:24.199
<v Speaker 2>she's thirty five. I forgot she was actually from Italy,

1754
01:35:24.399 --> 01:35:26.880
<v Speaker 2>but she's been in London for sixteen years and that's

1755
01:35:26.920 --> 01:35:30.119
<v Speaker 2>why her accent is a little like not tip.

1756
01:35:30.319 --> 01:35:32.239
<v Speaker 1>That's right, that's right, that's right.

1757
01:35:32.439 --> 01:35:36.399
<v Speaker 2>So she's going to Soul, South Korea to get a

1758
01:35:36.399 --> 01:35:41.640
<v Speaker 2>bunch of feminizing surgeries, gender affirming surgeries. And she saw

1759
01:35:41.680 --> 01:35:43.760
<v Speaker 2>what happened to Darcy and Stacey and Turkey, and she

1760
01:35:43.920 --> 01:35:45.920
<v Speaker 2>was like, South Korea is where it's at.

1761
01:35:46.119 --> 01:35:47.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not going to know.

1762
01:35:48.079 --> 01:35:53.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So she's getting her boobs done and a bunch

1763
01:35:53.279 --> 01:35:57.000
<v Speaker 2>of face face surgeries. Then we see a flashback of

1764
01:35:57.000 --> 01:36:00.439
<v Speaker 2>her ninety day journey with Christian. I forgot how much

1765
01:36:00.479 --> 01:36:04.119
<v Speaker 2>I hated this teach bag. He was dating a transwoman,

1766
01:36:04.640 --> 01:36:08.520
<v Speaker 2>like an experiment, and he was never that into her

1767
01:36:08.560 --> 01:36:11.399
<v Speaker 2>and he was just trying to see if he could

1768
01:36:11.399 --> 01:36:15.159
<v Speaker 2>be into her. It was weird at it, And so

1769
01:36:15.199 --> 01:36:19.359
<v Speaker 2>she got the surgery. She got first surgery, facial surgery

1770
01:36:19.720 --> 01:36:22.520
<v Speaker 2>after she dated him, but she really didn't like the

1771
01:36:22.600 --> 01:36:24.800
<v Speaker 2>results and they had to go back in and fix them.

1772
01:36:25.119 --> 01:36:27.560
<v Speaker 2>So now she is going to a place that she's

1773
01:36:27.600 --> 01:36:31.239
<v Speaker 2>been researching for years. It's the number one plastic surgery

1774
01:36:31.279 --> 01:36:35.239
<v Speaker 2>hospital in South Korea. But she's still very nervous and

1775
01:36:35.279 --> 01:36:37.520
<v Speaker 2>she's going there alone, which made me really sad, and

1776
01:36:37.600 --> 01:36:40.840
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I would have gone with you. I

1777
01:36:40.880 --> 01:36:41.279
<v Speaker 2>don't like that.

1778
01:36:41.319 --> 01:36:43.319
<v Speaker 1>Shouldn't have surgery alone.

1779
01:36:43.560 --> 01:36:46.359
<v Speaker 2>So she tells us how she always knew has a kid.

1780
01:36:46.439 --> 01:36:49.479
<v Speaker 2>Her outside did not reflect her inside, how she felt

1781
01:36:49.479 --> 01:36:52.439
<v Speaker 2>on the inside. She meets with the surgeon and she

1782
01:36:52.560 --> 01:36:56.399
<v Speaker 2>explains how she's a model. She still needs strong features

1783
01:36:56.600 --> 01:36:59.680
<v Speaker 2>in her face, and they explained how the incision marks

1784
01:36:59.680 --> 01:37:03.399
<v Speaker 2>are going to be inside her mouth. And she started

1785
01:37:03.479 --> 01:37:08.199
<v Speaker 2>hormone therapy ten years ago and she did grow some

1786
01:37:08.319 --> 01:37:12.399
<v Speaker 2>small size A boobs, but she doesn't like the shape

1787
01:37:12.520 --> 01:37:16.279
<v Speaker 2>and the asymmetry, and she's self conscious. She feels like

1788
01:37:16.319 --> 01:37:18.439
<v Speaker 2>a teenager. And at this point I realized that with

1789
01:37:18.520 --> 01:37:21.439
<v Speaker 2>the short hair, she looks like Millie Bobby Brown.

1790
01:37:21.840 --> 01:37:23.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a compliment.

1791
01:37:23.880 --> 01:37:27.520
<v Speaker 2>So she's torn about the size because she thinks if

1792
01:37:27.560 --> 01:37:30.720
<v Speaker 2>she goes too small, it'll emphasize what she thinks is

1793
01:37:30.800 --> 01:37:35.479
<v Speaker 2>her broad chest, which I thought was hilarious because girl,

1794
01:37:36.039 --> 01:37:39.039
<v Speaker 2>I would I'm twice as broad, Like literally, if you

1795
01:37:39.079 --> 01:37:42.199
<v Speaker 2>could put two of her and I have line back.

1796
01:37:42.239 --> 01:37:46.079
<v Speaker 1>Her shoulders, well, I don't know about that, but her

1797
01:37:46.119 --> 01:37:49.439
<v Speaker 1>frame is so her frame is very very.

1798
01:37:49.239 --> 01:37:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Slight, so small. She's very small boned, so but she

1799
01:37:54.039 --> 01:37:56.039
<v Speaker 2>had also liked to have cleavage, but she doesn't want

1800
01:37:56.039 --> 01:37:59.199
<v Speaker 2>to go too big. At her hotel, she puts toilet

1801
01:37:59.239 --> 01:38:01.680
<v Speaker 2>paper in her to see what size she should do,

1802
01:38:01.760 --> 01:38:03.439
<v Speaker 2>and she says, I used to do this all the

1803
01:38:03.479 --> 01:38:06.039
<v Speaker 2>time as a kid. Oh, and then she says, these

1804
01:38:06.039 --> 01:38:09.359
<v Speaker 2>poor trees, I'm so sorry, and it's like, you can

1805
01:38:09.479 --> 01:38:12.800
<v Speaker 2>use that toilet paper after So she says, this one's

1806
01:38:12.840 --> 01:38:17.199
<v Speaker 2>too big, like mommy, like guys would eat that up literally,

1807
01:38:17.560 --> 01:38:23.119
<v Speaker 2>but this side is like legend model iconique. So she's

1808
01:38:23.199 --> 01:38:26.199
<v Speaker 2>decided to go with closer to the bee cup, which.

1809
01:38:26.039 --> 01:38:29.039
<v Speaker 1>I think is smart, yes, because she's very very thin

1810
01:38:29.439 --> 01:38:32.039
<v Speaker 1>and like yeah, Willowie, yes, yeah.

1811
01:38:32.079 --> 01:38:35.399
<v Speaker 2>So she goes to the surgery and after the surgery,

1812
01:38:35.520 --> 01:38:38.680
<v Speaker 2>she looks crazy. There's so many tubes of blood coming

1813
01:38:38.720 --> 01:38:42.199
<v Speaker 2>out of her mouth and her chest just drainage. Three

1814
01:38:42.279 --> 01:38:45.920
<v Speaker 2>days later, she's a little swollen, but still looks really good,

1815
01:38:46.119 --> 01:38:49.640
<v Speaker 2>like not really bruised. She looks good, and she says,

1816
01:38:49.920 --> 01:38:51.800
<v Speaker 2>this has been so hard to do alone in a

1817
01:38:51.840 --> 01:38:56.239
<v Speaker 2>foreign country next time, because I do want more surgeries,

1818
01:38:56.359 --> 01:38:59.119
<v Speaker 2>I will have someone go with me to help me.

1819
01:39:00.359 --> 01:39:04.119
<v Speaker 2>And then five days postop, the swelling is like gone.

1820
01:39:04.159 --> 01:39:07.960
<v Speaker 2>She looks great, her face looks amazing, and she loves

1821
01:39:08.000 --> 01:39:12.600
<v Speaker 2>her boobs. She loves the size. She feels like she

1822
01:39:12.640 --> 01:39:16.600
<v Speaker 2>fits more, her body fits more with when she feels good.

1823
01:39:16.720 --> 01:39:19.920
<v Speaker 2>Then she's flying home. Her luggage won't close because she's

1824
01:39:19.920 --> 01:39:23.720
<v Speaker 2>bought so much Korean beauty product, which I thought was

1825
01:39:23.840 --> 01:39:27.760
<v Speaker 2>super relatable because they have like really good beauty frus,

1826
01:39:28.119 --> 01:39:31.600
<v Speaker 2>yes they do, so she and then she thanks the

1827
01:39:31.680 --> 01:39:35.239
<v Speaker 2>room for taking care of her noma. Stay to the room, okay,

1828
01:39:35.359 --> 01:39:38.199
<v Speaker 2>and then back in home. Two weeks later, her friend

1829
01:39:38.239 --> 01:39:41.039
<v Speaker 2>Georgina comes over and they're doing a sexy photo shoot

1830
01:39:41.039 --> 01:39:44.760
<v Speaker 2>to show off her snatched face and boobies, and she

1831
01:39:44.880 --> 01:39:47.960
<v Speaker 2>says Korea has changed her inside it out and she's

1832
01:39:48.000 --> 01:39:51.720
<v Speaker 2>ready to hit the dating market. So okay, next time,

1833
01:39:52.399 --> 01:39:56.439
<v Speaker 2>next time, Oh my god, next time appears to only

1834
01:39:56.479 --> 01:40:04.119
<v Speaker 2>be Tiffany, Tim and Cole a Cole from Hunt for Love,

1835
01:40:04.359 --> 01:40:11.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh why exactly, the two guys who dated Jen together

1836
01:40:11.439 --> 01:40:16.039
<v Speaker 2>and Tiffany, So she tells them that something happened with

1837
01:40:16.159 --> 01:40:19.680
<v Speaker 2>Ronnie and she was going to propose to him. Then

1838
01:40:19.760 --> 01:40:25.880
<v Speaker 2>he found the ring and their relationship status has changed.

1839
01:40:27.039 --> 01:40:29.640
<v Speaker 2>And then Tim tells her you need a real man

1840
01:40:30.600 --> 01:40:34.479
<v Speaker 2>like me, and then they the three of them are

1841
01:40:34.520 --> 01:40:37.720
<v Speaker 2>at a bar and they start saying that Tim says

1842
01:40:37.720 --> 01:40:40.079
<v Speaker 2>he like misses. He hasn't been with a woman in

1843
01:40:40.159 --> 01:40:45.119
<v Speaker 2>a long time. And so Tim and Tiffany start kissing

1844
01:40:45.239 --> 01:40:47.960
<v Speaker 2>in front of Cole as like a like, let's just

1845
01:40:48.079 --> 01:40:51.079
<v Speaker 2>kiss for fun, I guess, and Cole is just watching

1846
01:40:51.119 --> 01:40:55.279
<v Speaker 2>and clapping. It's very weird. Then Cole's in this scene

1847
01:40:55.439 --> 01:40:59.560
<v Speaker 2>felt so fake. Cole says, things with Jen are really toxic,

1848
01:41:00.079 --> 01:41:02.239
<v Speaker 2>but I am scared to break up with her because

1849
01:41:02.239 --> 01:41:05.840
<v Speaker 2>she might murder me. And Tim and Tiffany say, call

1850
01:41:05.920 --> 01:41:09.359
<v Speaker 2>her right now, call her, call her, And so he's

1851
01:41:09.399 --> 01:41:12.800
<v Speaker 2>gonna call because he wants to be on TV. So

1852
01:41:12.880 --> 01:41:15.279
<v Speaker 2>he's gonna call her on TV for a breakup. And

1853
01:41:15.319 --> 01:41:16.920
<v Speaker 2>it felt fake.

1854
01:41:17.640 --> 01:41:20.640
<v Speaker 1>Yes, And I mean I thought they were like still

1855
01:41:20.680 --> 01:41:23.479
<v Speaker 1>together or or whatever. But that's so weird. It's so

1856
01:41:23.600 --> 01:41:26.119
<v Speaker 1>weird if that actually worked out that they were still together.

1857
01:41:26.439 --> 01:41:29.640
<v Speaker 2>That's because they both wanted thought they could be on

1858
01:41:29.720 --> 01:41:30.560
<v Speaker 2>a spin off.

1859
01:41:30.720 --> 01:41:33.000
<v Speaker 1>And maybe they are. We just haven't seen it yet,

1860
01:41:33.159 --> 01:41:33.359
<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was weird and like stockersh like possessive. I

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<v Speaker 2>hated both of them. We're both annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean because after ninety day og, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got we have to go through the cycle. But

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we could come back around and they could

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<v Speaker 1>be on BT ninety. I mean it would be a

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<v Speaker 1>year from now. But I mean, you know, what is time?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they film who knows. Yeah, she was in America for.

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<v Speaker 1>She was for a long time while Yeah, just where's

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<v Speaker 1>your kid?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's your kid?

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<v Speaker 1>And the words of Rob fucking kids? Okay what Rob

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<v Speaker 1>says about jazzon where are you kids? Fucking kids? We

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<v Speaker 1>don't ever want to give Rob any credit for anything.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>But that is funny. It's funny, and it applies to.

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<v Speaker 2>So many people on this show. Yes, yeah, Jasmine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of the men, Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 2>For a lot of them men.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you guys. That is it. So again I'll remind

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<v Speaker 1>you like I did at the beginning, Thursday, we are

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<v Speaker 1>doing Pink Shade Live. That is for the ten dollars

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<v Speaker 1>and up level of Prime. So if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>joined Patreon or supercast Apple subscriptions. If you're on Apple subscriptions,

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<v Speaker 1>send me a screenshot. Send an email to Ingrid at

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<v Speaker 1>Pink Shade podcast dot com or MP at Pink Shade

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<v Speaker 1>podcast dot com. If you d m me or send

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<v Speaker 1>it like through my Facebook, I'm likely not going to

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<v Speaker 1>see it. So either send it to me on email

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<v Speaker 1>and we will reply with an answer, because if you

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<v Speaker 1>DM me, I mean it's it's a fifty to fifty

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<v Speaker 1>chance I want to see it. Especially people dem me

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<v Speaker 1>all the time on my personal Instagram and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm never going to see that. I never look at it.

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<v Speaker 1>I never look at it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like me with Facebook. If you've ever sent me

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<v Speaker 2>a Facebook message.

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<v Speaker 1>I've tagged you on Facebook on things and like two

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<v Speaker 1>weeks later you'd be like, I know, I'm my girl.

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<v Speaker 1>That was two weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're lucky it wasn't two months ago, because that's

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<v Speaker 2>I go on Facebook, no joke every four months.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably did you have like a Facebook group moderator that

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<v Speaker 1>could go on there and do stuff for you?

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<v Speaker 2>I would love that. Yeah, just ask it any volunteers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what are your listeners? Will do it? Theres a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of listeners out there that are like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>moderate four Facebook groups. Nope, I'll just add your's no problem,

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<v Speaker 1>and they just check to make sure no words were

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<v Speaker 1>flagged or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, great, we have a.

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<v Speaker 1>Couple of listeners to do it for us. Shout out

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<v Speaker 1>to Jess and Leslie and Kristen and Ingrid of course

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<v Speaker 1>everybody that's it. Thank you very very much, and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>be keeping you posted this week on the Bunkie and

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<v Speaker 1>back Door Friends Pink Shade and Little Mistery Gap meetup

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<v Speaker 1>that will be October tenth in New York City. It

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<v Speaker 1>is booked. We're just trying to get that special hotel

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<v Speaker 1>rate for everybody before we give all the information. But

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to go ahead and book your flight Kimberly,

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<v Speaker 1>then just know it is happening. It's the books, The

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<v Speaker 1>venue is books. We're just waiting to get a hotel

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<v Speaker 1>rate and we'll let you know. Yay, hey, and that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see you later this week with some plathfill Oh