Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, Welcome to pink Shade is TLC Tuesday. I'm
Speaker 1: here with my gal, my gal pal, Kimberly.
Speaker 2: Oh gal pals forever.
Speaker 1: Hey girl. So guys just right at the top this Thursday. Wow,
Speaker 1: whoa hit him with it? Hit him with it? Not
Speaker 1: even one minute in this Thursday. If you're ten dollars
Speaker 1: at above level on pink Shade Prime, which is Patreon, Supercast,
Speaker 1: Apple subscriptions, it's going to be pink Shade Live. It's
Speaker 1: going to meet Kimberly Keisha. We're going to have some topics.
Speaker 1: We're also going to take questions, so it's just going
Speaker 1: to be a fun kykip. We're going to try to
Speaker 1: do it every last Thursday of the month for ten
Speaker 1: and above people on Prime because those people they can
Speaker 1: eat a little something something and I'm very excited. I
Speaker 1: had a list of questions. I'm going to let you
Speaker 1: and Keisha talk briefly about Mama June briefly.
Speaker 2: How much How many minutes do we get?
Speaker 1: I mean five?
Speaker 2: Okay, five?
Speaker 1: You know I'm not gonna time you, but I will
Speaker 1: have to cut it off if it gets too gross.
Speaker 1: Yeah for me and uh, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: listened yesterday. But Keisha and I did cover the last
Speaker 1: episode of Neighbors HBO Max Neighbors, and it was just
Speaker 1: so many swinging dongs. It was a no nudist colony
Speaker 1: and just burnt to a crisp old. Ladies and men
Speaker 1: just just just putting their nether regions out in the world.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Kimberly, it was a lot. It was. It was. I
Speaker 1: sent a picture of something that I saw to Matt
Speaker 1: to get him to explain it to me, because I
Speaker 1: didn't understand. It was a man that looks looked like
Speaker 1: he had like three penises, but two of those penises
Speaker 1: were his balls, but they were all like the same length.
Speaker 1: I was upset. I didn't understand. I didn't know if
Speaker 1: this is something found in nature, if this is what
Speaker 1: happens to if you stay in the sun. Matt was
Speaker 1: so worried for me. He said, this is not the
Speaker 1: show for you to turn it off.
Speaker 2: How old was this man?
Speaker 1: I mean unclear, thirty five or sixty five? You can't tell.
Speaker 1: When everybody is wrinkled like a raisin, you can't tell
Speaker 1: how old are they?
Speaker 2: Do we think this is what Shay's nethers.
Speaker 1: Look like he wishes he was as raising Ethan as
Speaker 1: these people. They all looked like slender Man, but tanned,
Speaker 1: burnt to a crisp wow. So yeah, guys, that was yesterday.
Speaker 1: People kept warning both Kisha and enjoy Memorial Day. We're
Speaker 1: supposed to be memorializing, but I'm memorializing that show that
Speaker 1: I never will see again. Kasha was like, yeah, people
Speaker 1: kept sending me messages. It's like me too. And then
Speaker 1: if the guy first comes on and he's just like
Speaker 1: in a yellow phone banana hammock, you know, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: my neighbors, they all hate that I wear this, And
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, it's gross. But no, right
Speaker 1: away it went straight downhill and then down into the
Speaker 1: pits of hell, and then like under the earth and
Speaker 1: back around and started back under. It was horrible. Were
Speaker 1: there women, yes, everybody nicked?
Speaker 2: And were there boobs?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, we're just swinging in the bringing.
Speaker 2: Most sweet chariot.
Speaker 1: We just had dogs swinging, boobs, swinging, bushes flying in
Speaker 1: the wind.
Speaker 2: Were people swinging with each other?
Speaker 1: No, we didn't see anybody even as much like kiss
Speaker 1: or hold hands. It was just this is their lifestyle. Man.
Speaker 1: It's like in the Garden of Eden. They're all just nicked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's he looked like.
Speaker 1: On we would exist, they wouldn't be so sun damaged.
Speaker 1: Well anyway, So if you missed that and you really
Speaker 1: are interested in seeing the horror that I had to experience,
Speaker 1: Keisha experienced it too. Keisha was like, it takes a
Speaker 1: lot to shock me, but this was upsetting, you know.
Speaker 1: So what channel is this on?
Speaker 2: And how can I unsubscribe?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's HBO Max and there's a lot of about it.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't have HBO anymore. Okay, somehow got
Speaker 2: logged out and I can't figure out how to get
Speaker 2: back in, so probably won't. I won't be trying. No,
Speaker 2: I was using someone else's katies.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, still say that against the law.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I never use it.
Speaker 1: Speaking of against the law, I hasn't know. I had
Speaker 1: an argument, uh in the grocery store about taking glass
Speaker 1: bottles to the beach. He said something about glass bottles,
Speaker 1: and I said, you can't take glass to the beach.
Speaker 1: He goes, what do you mean people take glass beer
Speaker 1: bottles to the beach. I go, no, you can't. You
Speaker 1: have to take cans or whatever to the beach, and
Speaker 1: he goes, no, you could take glass. I go, it's
Speaker 1: against the law to take glass to the beach. He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 2: It's against the law because there's a lot of Corona
Speaker 2: commercials with people on the beach.
Speaker 1: I think that's where he was getting his information.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think it's not. And I live by
Speaker 2: the beach and I walked by the beach. There's no
Speaker 2: signs that say no glass bottles. I think it might
Speaker 2: be it it's common sense or an old wives tale.
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, we had a full on argument about it
Speaker 1: in the the drink aisle at the grocery store because
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, we should get these these bottles
Speaker 1: for John when he comes. And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: you can't have bottles on the beach.
Speaker 2: Because we're rule followers and people like Dave are Rebbels.
Speaker 1: Got my ice coffee. I'm so happy.
Speaker 2: Much like Katie and Josh, you two are opposites, but
Speaker 2: maybe you keep each other in.
Speaker 1: I think so. I think so okay, But I want
Speaker 1: to read you really quickly from a listener something that
Speaker 1: I got, and this is regarding Debbie and Medo. It
Speaker 1: says here, I just always like, because I know I
Speaker 1: always forget these things right. So I've pinned it at
Speaker 1: the top of the notes, and it says this listener says, Hey,
Speaker 1: I just found your podcast through Murders. She watched. Oh
Speaker 1: thank you, shout out, Amy Archer. I just found your
Speaker 1: podcast through murders she watched and just finished listening to
Speaker 1: your ninety day recap. I lived in Cairo for three years.
Speaker 1: There is no way this tour guide kissed her on
Speaker 1: their pyramid tour. Also, this man is not a virgin. Also,
Speaker 1: his father isn't sick. I'm just waiting to hear if
Speaker 1: he asked for money for the doctor quote. He disappears
Speaker 1: for a few days because he's hooking up with other women,
Speaker 1: and if she met his friends and or family, they
Speaker 1: would one hundred cover for him. Egyptian men are the
Speaker 1: biggest love bombing, manipulative, lying men. They all use these
Speaker 1: same words and the same scans. It's very common knowledge.
Speaker 1: And I don't know how on earth this man got
Speaker 1: a visa. Wow, wow, lived in Cairo. Boots on the ground, girl.
Speaker 2: I really for the first half thought you meant Caro
Speaker 2: and Mare's Ethan Plathkin to come into this, No.
Speaker 1: I would have said, Kro, I Knowro.
Speaker 2: I know Wow. I don't want to paint everyone with
Speaker 2: a big brush. So we don't know a Medo yet.
Speaker 2: Logic and history would tell us that is what is happening,
Speaker 2: especially given their slight age difference. But I don't know
Speaker 2: if his dad is sick. I do not know, and
Speaker 2: I don't want.
Speaker 1: To say, well, he left his dad, so sad seems
Speaker 1: to be fine. So let's get started. If you're watching
Speaker 1: a video, may or may not have to put on
Speaker 1: my giant arkle glasses because sometimes I can't see this
Speaker 1: computer because I have got my contacts in. So that's
Speaker 1: tam I. So Debbie and Meto, that's what we're starting with.
Speaker 1: Lets we'll call Debbie is fifty five from New Orleans.
Speaker 1: Meto's forty one from Egypt. I've been studying Debbie's face
Speaker 1: and trying to figure out what's going on. Now. I
Speaker 1: need to see pictures of Debbie ten years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but as I think what happened is Debbie had a facelift.
Speaker 1: God bless good for her. Okay, we're all for it here,
Speaker 1: but I think what happened was they did something strange
Speaker 1: along where it got nipped and tucked, and that gives
Speaker 1: her a stretched out appearance here because I don't think
Speaker 1: that's her original face.
Speaker 2: And definitely I agree, But I because the difference between
Speaker 2: her face and the neck. If she didn't have that neck,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't be able to tell how old she is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's very smooth, white white skin.
Speaker 2: Yes, but the neck looks normal, so not bad, just normal.
Speaker 2: It looks like ours and ours are beautiful and young below.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I appreciate all of those mentions of our
Speaker 2: necks me too. Thank you makes me feel less self conscious,
Speaker 2: even though I know you're lying because I told you
Speaker 2: to make those comments.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's correct.
Speaker 2: It's like saying, give me flowers, and then all like
Speaker 2: on ninety day, bring me flowers when I come to
Speaker 2: the airport. Oh, he brought me flowers.
Speaker 1: So thoughtful. I don't know how I.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I really think also her teeth are her
Speaker 2: and I hate to pick apart a woman like this,
Speaker 2: but you started it and her. I think I think
Speaker 2: she could do so like whitening with her teeth, and
Speaker 2: that would maybe young.
Speaker 1: If I I am currently on a crest white strip journey.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm I'll let everybody know how it goes. I've done.
Speaker 1: I've done one day, so don't be looking very different
Speaker 1: quite yet.
Speaker 2: We need to see before and after pictures.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well i'll take Well, I don't know, I've
Speaker 1: got a picture of my teeth from yesterday because I
Speaker 1: think a million pictures.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't You never responded to my story
Speaker 2: last week, but I did use your code to get
Speaker 2: six six bottles of Hello lash, and I was I
Speaker 2: might give them. I was going to give one to
Speaker 2: like my sister in law, one to my aunt, and
Speaker 2: then keep the rest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I need to take once after.
Speaker 2: Pictures because I'm going to start you doing it regularly.
Speaker 1: If you do it every night and again, I tell you, guys,
Speaker 1: what the Hello the trick is. Don't like pull it
Speaker 1: out and it's like super wet, and then you put
Speaker 1: it on top of your lashes because then it like
Speaker 1: kind of doesn't burn or whatever. But that's too much.
Speaker 1: So when you pull it out, make sure you kind
Speaker 1: of wipe it like you would like a mascara thing.
Speaker 1: And I do it on my eyebrows, top of the lash,
Speaker 1: teeny tiny bottom of the lash in the corner even
Speaker 1: though it says don't use on the bottom lashes.
Speaker 2: I need help on the bottom too, you too, But
Speaker 2: I'm not a rule breaker, so I might worry about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just telling you. When Matt was
Speaker 1: first started using it, he was like, oh, it's so
Speaker 1: like wet when it goes on. I was like, Nope,
Speaker 1: that's a trick. You gotta like wipe it off a
Speaker 1: little bit so it's not so wet, or when it's
Speaker 1: like super wet, do your eyebrows first and then go down. Anyway, guys,
Speaker 1: tell it lash.
Speaker 2: This is beauty corner and picking apart a fellow woman corner. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's better than when Keisha and I picked apart
Speaker 1: the guy from Temptation Island and just got just just screamed.
Speaker 2: Out for it for his womanly hip.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And by the way, he was a pretty bad
Speaker 1: person and then improves himself to continually be kind of
Speaker 1: a clown when they did the reunion on Nick Bile's Thing,
Speaker 1: of which I did not watch in solidarity with Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 1: But my understanding from the cliffs is that he continued
Speaker 1: to double down on being a total clown.
Speaker 2: So that's what he gets.
Speaker 1: Debbie, on the other hand, not a clown, no mimes,
Speaker 1: might be a little naive and love Yeah yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Oh I did see more to love scene with her.
Speaker 2: If you'd like me to share from last week, yes, please.
Speaker 2: So her daughter gives her a tarot card reading, and
Speaker 2: she first gets the Fool, a naive person who's starting
Speaker 2: a new journey and doesn't know that he's about to
Speaker 2: walk off a cliff. Oh. Debbie immediately thinks that she
Speaker 2: is the fool and wonders this tarot card has made
Speaker 2: her rethink everything, but not really, She's still going to
Speaker 2: go forward with it. But then she gets a card
Speaker 2: that's all about money, and then a card about the Hermit,
Speaker 2: and the hermit is self discovery and introverted person, which
Speaker 2: apparently is like Meto because he is a very charismatic,
Speaker 2: charismatic actor. But then he turns it off and he
Speaker 2: goes quiet, and he's unreachable and you can't talk to him,
Speaker 2: and it's very frustrating, and she's worried how it's going
Speaker 2: to be with the three of them, with the daughter
Speaker 2: living in that one bedroom apartment until she finds a
Speaker 2: new living situation for them, and also Meto is a
Speaker 2: very conservative Muslim, she says, and he might be offended
Speaker 2: by the voodoo culture of New Orleans. That's her words, Okay,
Speaker 2: and then thought he could should be friends with Maddie
Speaker 2: and because they're kind of near New Orleans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like forty minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they could be best friends, although I think he
Speaker 2: might be annoyed by Meto's jokes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Matti might be too smart for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll reach out to Stevie.
Speaker 2: We want to batch make them as friends.
Speaker 1: Stevie'll be like Matti thinks he's a scammer. No, so okay.
Speaker 1: So fifteen days until Mito arrived, So Debbie says, I
Speaker 1: took a break from my office. It's been a stressful day.
Speaker 1: I looked into changing his flight because of the situation
Speaker 1: with his dad. It would be almost four thousand dollars
Speaker 1: to change it. I mean, how much was the flight?
Speaker 1: Not seer thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: That's why you get the refund the changeable tickets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got too. Life happens, and she says, and
Speaker 1: four thousand dollars is not doable at the moment. So
Speaker 1: she wrote him and told him I can't change it.
Speaker 1: It's going to be almost four thousand dollars, and he
Speaker 1: wrote back and said, no comment.
Speaker 2: Oh god, is he being he's practicing his interviews on
Speaker 2: the carpet.
Speaker 1: No comment? So she goes, so, I don't know, there's
Speaker 1: a good chance he won't even be on the flight.
Speaker 1: So that was fifteen days until Meno arrives. Or maybe
Speaker 1: I wrote that wrong, but no, five days.
Speaker 2: Fifteen days. Five, So it was like very short, a
Speaker 2: few days, because last week it was just a few days. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but they still haven't discussed it. Imagine doing all this
Speaker 2: and you don't know if they're on the plane or
Speaker 2: not communication people.
Speaker 1: So six and now it's six hours until Meto arrives.
Speaker 1: And she said maybe it was fifteen hours, So she
Speaker 1: says that's what it was. Yeah, So she says, I
Speaker 1: tried to FaceTime him but it was too loud where
Speaker 1: he was. And then I sent him a text saying
Speaker 1: where are you and he wrote back and said home,
Speaker 1: and then she wrote back, are you joking? And he
Speaker 1: never replied, So she doesn't know if he's on the plane,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, to which I said, I bet production
Speaker 1: knows if he's on the plane.
Speaker 2: So maybe not Remember that time with what's his face, Joey,
Speaker 2: And they were pounding on his door outside and they
Speaker 2: didn't know if he was getting on that plane.
Speaker 1: Right, what I'm saying, production knows if he's on the
Speaker 1: plane because they are sitting there waiting for him to
Speaker 1: come down the steps, so like they know, you know.
Speaker 2: Well, no, they're there with her at the airport. I
Speaker 2: think they would be there regardless.
Speaker 1: You're putting it too much faith into this. So next
Speaker 1: A Debbie and her daughter were no stop, you know.
Speaker 1: Next A Debbie and her daughter, Devin and the dog
Speaker 1: a little bit head to the airport and she says,
Speaker 1: I have no idea if he's on the plane. I
Speaker 1: contacted the airline, but they wouldn't tell me anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're not going to tell you somebody else's private information,
Speaker 1: you dummy. No talking to Devin says, my mom has
Speaker 1: not been doing well and if MEDO does not come,
Speaker 1: I have no idea how my mom's going to react.
Speaker 1: She'll be crying and angry, and rightfully so, so we
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2: Have to do another tarot card reading and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to lie this time and give her good cards.
Speaker 1: Tell her love is coming. Your way. So they're in
Speaker 1: the car and suddenly they pull up to the airport
Speaker 1: and she's got pulls out of the backseat and Americana
Speaker 1: themed a bouquet of flowers, and Debbie walks into the
Speaker 1: airport with the bouquet. A little bit now, Devin, I
Speaker 1: guess it's gonna circle. Is Devan gonna circle for like
Speaker 1: an hour?
Speaker 2: Literally three hours circling?
Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe she's just.
Speaker 2: Gonna go find a Carls Junior or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So she's waiting, she's waiting, she's waiting, and
Speaker 1: then she says, I'm going to be sick. She runs
Speaker 1: to the bathroom and thanks to the joy of the microphones,
Speaker 1: we hear her puking. So you heard this?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I never heard a lease pooping. No, but
Speaker 2: you heard this?
Speaker 1: Oh I heard this? Yeah yeahah.
Speaker 2: Interesting to know what your brain will protect you from
Speaker 2: and what it won't.
Speaker 1: So ten minutes later she comes back out waiting for him.
Speaker 1: It's one hour past his arrival time. So she's crying
Speaker 1: and staring at the elevator with her puke breath, and
Speaker 1: the dog is like, man, I got a pee. And
Speaker 1: now we're one and a half hours after his arrival
Speaker 1: and the talk of him leaps. She's like, hopefully he's
Speaker 1: caught in customs. So when he landed, I mean he
Speaker 1: could WhatsApp or whatever. It's all fake. So here he
Speaker 1: comes down the escalator. She burst into tears. She cries
Speaker 1: and she kisses him.
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell if those were happy tears or not.
Speaker 2: Her face doesn't move. Yeah, so it's it's like it was.
Speaker 2: I thought she was sad at first. It was fake
Speaker 2: out tears.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's real happiness. So she cries, she kisses him,
Speaker 1: and the talking head together they say, Mito, why did
Speaker 1: you decide to surprise Debbie? He says, Oh, she didn't
Speaker 1: see me for a long time, and I just wanted
Speaker 1: to play with her. And she's like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: and he goes, but I'm here now you can touch
Speaker 1: fuck you.
Speaker 2: That's what I would say, fuck you. I would not
Speaker 2: be given the balls and I would leave. I'd be like,
Speaker 2: get back on that plane, go home. That's not a surprise.
Speaker 2: The surprise is I brought you cupcakes. That's not shoving
Speaker 2: the cupcakes in my face.
Speaker 1: An Americana themed. Okay, so I'm talking to Amto says
Speaker 1: I'm meto. I am here in the United States, and
Speaker 1: god willing, I will be a famous actor here in
Speaker 1: the US. Oh you want me to act something, okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: you're talking to me. You're talking to me, and one
Speaker 1: more I'll be back, okay, But he says I will
Speaker 1: be back.
Speaker 2: So why are all of his things like villain people?
Speaker 2: That is not the role he would play. He has
Speaker 2: curly hair and a huge smile face. Well, he would
Speaker 2: play like dorky friend.
Speaker 1: He's got Marlon Brando, He's got Robert de Niro and
Speaker 1: Arnold Schwartzeninger, the three greats.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So in Talkinghead, he says, in history, nothing is impossible.
Speaker 1: So I'm here to catch my dream of being an actor.
Speaker 1: Oh and also to marry my fiancee Debbie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, legitimately, that's how he said it.
Speaker 1: He oh oh uh huh oh oh Debbie. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: to marry Debbie yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 2: What's her name again, the one with the teeth.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm talking to it together. She goes, gosh,
Speaker 1: like I was so worried, I threw up in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I was so worried. And he goes, oh, she gave
Speaker 1: me a wonderful kiss flavored with vomit. And she goes, no,
Speaker 1: I had mouth flashed. Stop it. So he knew.
Speaker 2: Did she have mouthflush? No, she keep mouthflush in her purse.
Speaker 1: No. And she can't like go into security to go
Speaker 1: into like a Hudson market to buy some right, you know.
Speaker 2: So this is the opposite of a Darcy bathroom cleanup.
Speaker 2: We're gonna start calling it a Debbie airport vomit.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, Debbie. Ninety days to wed they leave the
Speaker 1: airport with the dog, and I guess den Devin has
Speaker 1: run out of gas and she's on fumes around the air.
Speaker 2: Dum getting a benet. She has powdered sugar all over
Speaker 2: her face. She like like the cocaine scene at the
Speaker 2: end of Scarface. She is nowhere near the airport. No,
Speaker 2: so sorry, mom. Yeah, I'm coming back now.
Speaker 1: If he would have done, if he would have done,
Speaker 1: Brando de Niro say hello to my little friend the Paccino.
Speaker 2: That would air with you.
Speaker 1: But Schwarzenegger maybe not. And that's it for those crazy kids.
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Speaker 2: So she has packed up her sons for camp. She's
Speaker 2: shipping them off right when he Edward's coming and the dad,
Speaker 2: Michael is coming to get them. He's cute, he looks
Speaker 2: like a just an average guy. But he's cute.
Speaker 1: They're all so much couple. I think in.
Speaker 2: Looks in looks.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she says he's a great dad, but he wasn't
Speaker 2: a good fit for a husband. They've been trying to
Speaker 2: co parent together in a healthy way, and she wants
Speaker 2: to talk about things changing when Edward comes. Are you?
Speaker 2: Is your mic the right mic? By the way?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why do you think I bucked it up?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just want to know it's not okay.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Do we have to start over?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, it's easy to understand the first part.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just a tad echoey. Yeah, that's why
Speaker 2: I was wondering. Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's just I'll make a little note here for
Speaker 1: the sound engineer slash sorry Ingrid.
Speaker 2: So she is. He's not looking forward to Edward coming,
Speaker 2: and he's going to keep it real with her, he said,
Speaker 2: And he tells us it was a shock she didn't
Speaker 2: tell him about Edward. The kids told him about Edward,
Speaker 2: and he thought they had just like mishard or misunderstood,
Speaker 2: And he said he went into protective mode. Is this
Speaker 2: guy coming for a green card? What's happening? No one
Speaker 2: could want my wife naturally, so he must want her
Speaker 2: for something else. So he said, you need to worry
Speaker 2: not if I'm ready, if Edward's ready, which I was
Speaker 2: not expecting. And he says, you and your family are
Speaker 2: very wealthy. This is a million dollar house, and it
Speaker 2: can make you feel a certain way. I always felt
Speaker 2: like I didn't fit in with your family and it
Speaker 2: made me feel like a loser. And wow, that really
Speaker 2: affected our marriage. And she's says, yeah, I saw what
Speaker 2: it did to you. And she says her parents raised
Speaker 2: her with nice vacations, fancy things, and it's going to
Speaker 2: be intimidating for Edward, and her family is definitely going
Speaker 2: to wonder what his intentions are like they did with Michael.
Speaker 2: So even with her ex who is from here, she
Speaker 2: they even judged they're using our daughter. He must be
Speaker 2: he must want her. No one could want her for
Speaker 2: her personality right or her looks. It is money. So
Speaker 2: Michael says, I might have some attitude with Edward, and
Speaker 2: if he had stressed to my boy's life, that's going
Speaker 2: to be a problem. And we're definitely going to have
Speaker 2: a man to man talk when he gets here. He
Speaker 2: better not come in hot and heavy, just like sick
Speaker 2: going to start making out with you?
Speaker 1: What is he, Katie, He's going to make out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he when he comes. When it comes to
Speaker 2: my kids, I'll bite someone's face off.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow, Okay, that's specific. Which part of the
Speaker 1: face did the ear? Are she gonna go?
Speaker 2: Cheek cheak?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the flushiest part.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless he tries to make out with him and
Speaker 2: it lips, so he says, or she says, I've seen
Speaker 2: when Michael pops off and gets angry, and it's very scary,
Speaker 2: and if another man tries to calm him down or
Speaker 2: come at him, it's worse. So not good. So then
Speaker 2: she's enjoying her last nights of peace and quiet. She
Speaker 2: woke up at two am thinking this is the last
Speaker 2: time I'll ever sleep in this big, wonderful bed with
Speaker 2: way too many pillows that take up half the bed,
Speaker 2: and she had a panic attack that he was coming.
Speaker 2: I don't think she wants him to come.
Speaker 1: I'm getting the feeling she's maybe not that into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And she says, I'm not the type to show
Speaker 2: up at the airport with balloons or a sign or flowers,
Speaker 2: ridiculous things like that, So I am wrapping up a
Speaker 2: house key, so he has a gift to un and
Speaker 2: they go it was the key work, and she goes, no,
Speaker 2: the key doesn't actually work because my house is all digital.
Speaker 2: But it's it's symbolic. Here's symbolic key. Darcy would have
Speaker 2: shoved that symbolic key down. Tom's throat had been like,
Speaker 2: what's the code. What's the doorcode, Tom, what's the door coode?
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: So she goes to the airport. She's nervous, she's not
Speaker 2: even sure. She wants to give up her single, independent life.
Speaker 2: Too late now girl, Yeah, but she loves him. She
Speaker 2: wants to take a leap of faith. I think she
Speaker 2: wants to be on the show. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm questioning. Yeah. And now that we heard all this
Speaker 1: about like she's so rich, like so rich, like family
Speaker 1: money rich in addition to having this big job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Pennsylvania rich. Yeah. So he comes out, she runs
Speaker 2: to hug him, and he said, he said, he's very smiley.
Speaker 2: He says, this was my first time on the plane.
Speaker 2: So I kept opening the window shade and the lady
Speaker 2: kept asking me to close it because the light was
Speaker 2: bothering her face. And then she was like, is this
Speaker 2: your first time on a plane, and he's like, up
Speaker 2: and down, up and up and down?
Speaker 1: What do I see now? Ocean? We close it? What
Speaker 1: do I see now? Still? Ocean close? Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she says she's excited to show him New York
Speaker 2: and what are you excited to show her, Edward, Well,
Speaker 2: I'm excited to show her my new brand new wink wink,
Speaker 2: you know, penis circumcised penis and Philip, he says, I
Speaker 2: don't know if he was joking. The lady on the
Speaker 2: plane was like, you sure pee a lot, and he's like,
Speaker 2: I was just checking something.
Speaker 1: I know. I was like, is he checking to make sure? Maybe?
Speaker 2: And popped a statch the cabin pressure in this way
Speaker 2: the healing. So she gives him the key and he
Speaker 2: thinks it's very sweet. He's very confused by the stretchy
Speaker 2: part that goes around your wrist that he is definitely
Speaker 2: not going to keep on there. And then he picks
Speaker 2: her up by the ground, like off the ground, and
Speaker 2: she's just swinging, just swinging, like hanging there like a
Speaker 2: limp doll. Just there's no chemistry whatsoever.
Speaker 1: I like to know, like how many times did they
Speaker 1: see each other? You know how many times did she
Speaker 1: go back?
Speaker 2: In several She was going back every six weeks, she said,
Speaker 2: So that went on for a few months. I think.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it is like a real relationship. It's not
Speaker 1: like Shelly's on twice.
Speaker 2: No, she saw him for a while, But I just
Speaker 2: am not feeling any sort of She's like a limp,
Speaker 2: dead fish. That's just at least kick one of your
Speaker 2: legs out like you're in the movies, if you're being
Speaker 2: picked up off the ground, like act like you're in
Speaker 2: a rom com for five seconds.
Speaker 1: Kick one live back like daintily, like oh.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. Let him swing you down and kiss you
Speaker 2: and dip you like you're in that famous photo.
Speaker 1: Well, I gotta say I don't have high hopes for them,
Speaker 1: but you know, we could be a tricked here. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's move it on to Katie and Josh. I'm going
Speaker 1: to talk about them this week. So he they're in
Speaker 1: the hotel room and he's folding up his new American flag.
Speaker 1: It wasn't the backwards one, and I was like, how
Speaker 1: many flags are in that room? Like the backwards was plastic.
Speaker 1: This one is like a real flag.
Speaker 2: He was folding it like it was for a military.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he knew what he was doing.
Speaker 2: The triangles.
Speaker 1: Now there's a new hero shot where he gives her.
Speaker 1: He pulls out a flower from behind his back and
Speaker 1: she gives him a big smooch, but not a makeout,
Speaker 1: thank god, Thank goodness. So he's packing and he says,
Speaker 1: you want some water. She goes, yeah, I'm hungover, and
Speaker 1: the talking Eddy says, today's day. We're going to see
Speaker 1: the new apartment, and she's worse for the wear. And
Speaker 1: this is quite a welcome party. You know, I'm not
Speaker 1: fully sure what to think about last night. She was
Speaker 1: a bit brazenly complimentary about the guys she's hooked up with,
Speaker 1: And I think some things would be blindingly obvious about
Speaker 1: respect in a relationship, and I assume she gets it,
Speaker 1: but sometimes she doesn't.
Speaker 2: He hates her.
Speaker 1: He also is questioning his decision to fully move. You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, this whole episode is I've made a huge mistake.
Speaker 2: And then the Curb your Enthusiasm music starts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she says to him, was I too crazy?
Speaker 1: I remember most of it and he goes, well, I
Speaker 1: just kept seeing you go to the bar getting tequila shots,
Speaker 1: and he says, you know, he's doing the thing like
Speaker 1: mom's do, like where we try to like say the
Speaker 1: thing to our cab and make it about ourselves, but
Speaker 1: we're really trying to make them understand. He says, well,
Speaker 1: you know, as I get older, I realize, he said,
Speaker 1: I realize I can't do shots anymore because they will
Speaker 1: catch up with you. And that happens when you get older.
Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, I think it's fun. And he goes, well,
Speaker 1: you got in the cab and you passed out straight away,
Speaker 1: and she goes, oh, yeah, I don't remember the cab,
Speaker 1: I don't remember coming home. I don't remember any of that.
Speaker 1: And then she says, did I annoy anyone? And he says,
Speaker 1: do you remember that you annoyed someone? Or you just
Speaker 1: think you did because it's like an OCD thing, and no, I.
Speaker 2: Need just say yes you did. I'm annoyed right now.
Speaker 2: How can you not tell that I am annoyed because
Speaker 2: I'm talking to you like you're a child.
Speaker 1: Like you're a complete dummy and her talking head, Now,
Speaker 1: you guys, by the time Thursday rolls around for our
Speaker 1: live show, I am going to have a new red
Speaker 1: flag because I did not ring my red flag to
Speaker 1: the beach. So I did have to go the hardware
Speaker 1: store today to get some items to make one. How big,
Speaker 1: it's not going to be that big. It's not going
Speaker 1: to be that big. It's not gonna be as big
Speaker 1: as Kimberly's flag. I'm gonna win. Oh, you're gonna win. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I will win for most creative red flag because
Speaker 1: I have to make it myself.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm wearing mine like a scarf for a toga.
Speaker 1: So this is your red flag warning to know that
Speaker 1: you have a drinking problem, because she says the following.
Speaker 1: She says, God, it's the worst feeling of waking up
Speaker 1: and not knowing what I did while I was drunk,
Speaker 1: and maybe I friended offended my friend, or maybe I
Speaker 1: offended Josh And I don't know. My brain just makes
Speaker 1: stuff up, so I need proof it didn't happen. Girl,
Speaker 1: If this is your worst feeling and waking up and
Speaker 1: not knowing what you did, why drunk? Look inward looking,
Speaker 1: stop drinking, Stop drinking this solution.
Speaker 2: Maybe because of her OCD, her brain will find something
Speaker 2: else to obsess over. Yeah, but you won't be Did
Speaker 2: I do something that offended my friends. Did I assault
Speaker 2: my friends by shoving my tongue in their mouths? And
Speaker 2: they did not ask for that?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Why is the producer not saying so? The question people
Speaker 2: are going to be asking is, right, have you ever
Speaker 2: considered not drinking?
Speaker 1: Just see what happens? Give it a go. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: he says. He says to her, he says, look, I'm
Speaker 1: realizing you drink differently than me, and it's something to
Speaker 1: think about as we go towards marriage. Don't you think
Speaker 1: I think I would not want to have a kid
Speaker 1: with the We need to be stable, that's the bottom line.
Speaker 1: Is that fair?
Speaker 2: He's using therapy talk, like he's using eye statements, no judgment.
Speaker 2: We just drink differently, not better or worse, just different.
Speaker 1: And she just lays there and she goes, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't have a lot to say about
Speaker 1: that because that's like so far in the future.
Speaker 2: So you are getting married, you should be talking about
Speaker 2: what happens if you're having children.
Speaker 1: I mean for him to say, we drink differently, it's
Speaker 1: something to think about as we go forward towards marriage,
Speaker 1: because like, we need to be able to have a kid.
Speaker 1: And she's like, uh, so, far in the future, or
Speaker 1: we're going out tonight. WHOA.
Speaker 2: So I need to pull a Debbie Airport vomit for
Speaker 2: a second before we have a conversation, and then we're good.
Speaker 1: Then we're all good. So the talking head, he says,
Speaker 1: it takes a lot of energy to deal with the
Speaker 1: absurdity of your loving partner being such a ferocious party girl.
Speaker 1: He uses a lot of adjectives, and I love it.
Speaker 2: Hates her, Yeah, he hates her.
Speaker 1: It's energy to deal with the absurdity of your loving
Speaker 1: partner being such a ferocious party girl. And I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: maybe this needs to change. I want to look at
Speaker 1: her and think of stability and feel secure and think
Speaker 1: this is the person I want to have children with.
Speaker 1: And if we can't get on the same page in
Speaker 1: the next ninety days, maybe we're not as compatible as
Speaker 1: I thought we were.
Speaker 2: No, okay, you're not.
Speaker 1: You're not.
Speaker 2: And also, I don't know if she could go into
Speaker 2: a ninety day treatment program then come out and you
Speaker 2: get married on that last day's.
Speaker 1: We have several people that need, several people that need
Speaker 1: to enter. So yes, yeah, yeah, here's another one right now.
Speaker 1: His name is Shay Shay and annabel Okay, by the way,
Speaker 1: other than Annabelle having terrible choices and men, I love
Speaker 1: annabel mm hmm okay totally. So they wake up in
Speaker 1: the morning after doing it all night, and it's it.
Speaker 1: He's like, did you like the sexy time last night? Baby?
Speaker 1: And they do a new hero shot together where they're
Speaker 1: like on the street, you know, a paduca where normally
Speaker 1: he's like hey, hey, waving to strangers, but now it's.
Speaker 2: The two friend's daughter that I can bay.
Speaker 1: Then he's like hey hey. And then now this new
Speaker 1: one is the two of them standing together and she
Speaker 1: rubs his belly like a Buddha god like a Buddha
Speaker 1: or like he's pregnant. Hey, you look at that in
Speaker 1: the bed. She asks him, how have you been satisfying
Speaker 1: yourself sexually for the last two years?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: And he goes, well, I don't know, like you won't
Speaker 1: have phone sex with me? And so you know what
Speaker 1: men do sometimes bang ladies at the lake? Am I right? No, No,
Speaker 1: that's not what he meant. That is what he's been doing.
Speaker 1: They joke about the phone sex. He's like, well, you
Speaker 1: got like seventeen people in your house, you could never
Speaker 1: have phone sex, She's like, I know. They get out
Speaker 1: of the bed, she dresses him. She's like, lift your
Speaker 1: arms up, give me your foot. Is your shoe too tight? Okay,
Speaker 1: let me fix your collar? Split splat, let's go. And
Speaker 1: the Talking Head she tells me she has.
Speaker 2: Some sort of like grooming fetish or something like washing
Speaker 2: him in the bath like he is a little boy,
Speaker 2: her child, and then dressing him like she maybe it's
Speaker 2: a mommy fetish.
Speaker 1: Well. In the Talkinghead she tells us in the Philippines,
Speaker 1: this is the way you take care of the lover
Speaker 1: of your life, the love of your life. And then
Speaker 1: she says to him, what do you think I'm your
Speaker 1: fiance or your mommy? And he laughs, He goes sometimes
Speaker 1: like mommy and he laughs.
Speaker 2: They've never seen this before, though, from any other women
Speaker 2: that are from the Philippines.
Speaker 1: Not to this extent. You've seen that. You know that
Speaker 1: I'm going to take care of you. I want to
Speaker 1: feed you, I want to yeah, yeah, but not the
Speaker 1: dressing and the scrubbing of the app now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they get in the truck to go somewhere and
Speaker 1: she's like, look at me, I'm a Kentucky girl. Now
Speaker 1: they talk about when deer season is gonna because remember
Speaker 1: they're leaving this hotel in the hotel slash church in
Speaker 1: Saint Louis to go back home. And he says, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got so much deer meat in the freezer. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get you a walk so you could do up
Speaker 1: some rice with some deer meat and some vegetables and
Speaker 1: that'll be so good. And Kimberly is dying as a vegetarian.
Speaker 1: And in the talking head she says, in the Philippines,
Speaker 1: rice is life. We have it with everything. And he says, well,
Speaker 1: here we have other ways. We got potatoes, we got bread,
Speaker 1: and onion rings, we got options.
Speaker 2: I love that onion rings got a shout out in
Speaker 2: there as a staple starch in your diet. And his
Speaker 2: onion rings. Onions do just you know that onions are vegetables.
Speaker 1: I think he just counts the to me all on
Speaker 1: the outside, I don't know. And he goes, rice is bland,
Speaker 1: and she's like hmmm. So then he tells her he's like,
Speaker 1: my daughter Allison's at the house. You know, my daughter Alison.
Speaker 1: She's kind of bossy, she's kind of a bully daughter.
Speaker 1: And yeah, and Annabelle goes, look, if she acts like that,
Speaker 1: we'll just leave her alone. Just leave her alone. I
Speaker 1: can handle it, don't worry. And he says, well, chicken's
Speaker 1: got a peck in order, and you're the boss, hen,
Speaker 1: I guess. But what he really means is Allison is
Speaker 1: the boss.
Speaker 2: Alison is the Yeah. And also, you just called your
Speaker 2: grown daughter a bully and you're fine with it. You've
Speaker 2: not corrected her at all.
Speaker 1: M So I'm talking. Daddy says my daughter Allison is
Speaker 1: a total daddy's girl, and it's gonna be tricky how
Speaker 1: to handle it. It could get rough. And they're talking head.
Speaker 1: She says, I've spoken many times on the phone to
Speaker 1: Alison and the video calls, and I can tell she's
Speaker 1: competing with me for her dad, and I'm a little
Speaker 1: nervous about that. So we see his house. We see
Speaker 1: the gate and Alice's trailer which is next door but
Speaker 1: on the property. He says, the gates for the dogs
Speaker 1: or whatever. So they walk in and he's like, mommy
Speaker 1: Bell is here, Mommy Bell is here, and the grandkids
Speaker 1: River and Cruise c r u Z E River and
Speaker 1: Cruise are like, can you see e cruise anyway? River's
Speaker 1: a girl cruise as a boy, and they're like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck And they're like, who's this strange lady? Stranger danger.
Speaker 1: So they run off. The dogs are freaking out, and
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, it's so good to see you. And
Speaker 1: there's why they were lady in the house. They run off,
Speaker 1: and there's toys and stuff everywhere. Now you know, Alison
Speaker 1: brought every toy from her house over to.
Speaker 2: That house and left them out on purpose because when
Speaker 2: he left, marking her territory, she might as well pee
Speaker 2: all around that house.
Speaker 1: Because when he left, we saw not one Fisher Price
Speaker 1: away anywhere. And she says, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: The house was like this when I left. And Annabelle says,
Speaker 1: this house is crazy. There is dog hair everywhere. I
Speaker 1: cannot believe this. Well, listen, they've got he's got two
Speaker 1: big dogs that shed. So either you have to like, yeah,
Speaker 1: do that backcombing thing every day, like out on the porches,
Speaker 1: which is she'll probably do. She'll probably start the day
Speaker 1: off with the dogs on the porch, get that the
Speaker 1: comb that gets out that underhair out, and then she'll
Speaker 1: vacuum the couch twenty six times a day, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he's showing her the house and the dining room, says, gather.
Speaker 1: Just in case you weren't sure what you were supposed
Speaker 1: to do in that room, You're supposed to gather. And
Speaker 1: he says, look at that Look at this oven, and
Speaker 1: she's like wow. He goes, yeah, oven brand new, brand new.
Speaker 1: She's ever even used an electric stove. And her talking
Speaker 1: to her, she says, an American home is so different.
Speaker 1: It's so big. I like the kitchen a lot, but
Speaker 1: there are so many dead animals on the wall. There's
Speaker 1: like a deer on the wall looking at me. And
Speaker 1: he goes, well, this is Kentucky, and I used to
Speaker 1: be a redneck, and she goes, I don't like those deer.
Speaker 1: They'll be watching us have and also used to be
Speaker 1: a redneck.
Speaker 2: Still a redneck. Also, there's a deer on every single
Speaker 2: wall in the bedroom. Therefore, every corner east, west, north, south,
Speaker 2: you have dead deer, open eyed, staring at you. I
Speaker 2: was a beautiful creature that was murdered.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not in the bedroom. It's not gonna take
Speaker 1: long before she is whipping that place into shape. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be like, I don't mind if you have the
Speaker 1: dead deer, maybe they go on the.
Speaker 2: Porch exactly, or the off just the somewhere.
Speaker 1: Else, somewhere else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he needs a sand cave or something. And yet
Speaker 2: her takeover the house looks pretty big.
Speaker 1: So they go and they look at all the clothes
Speaker 1: that he got her and the deer on the wall.
Speaker 2: And bear in mind, Jordan two point zero is following
Speaker 2: them around instead of leaving and giving them some alone time.
Speaker 2: Her and her huge lips are following them around and
Speaker 2: judging of everything.
Speaker 1: I am so glad you just said that because guess
Speaker 1: who I saw on bald Head Island yesterday, No Mark,
Speaker 1: No of Mark and Mina. Yes I did alone, Yeah,
Speaker 1: driving a golf cart and I saw the house he
Speaker 1: was pulling out of, and I was like, that makes
Speaker 1: sense for the house that we saw, because I was
Speaker 1: always trying to You can't tell because everything here is
Speaker 1: the same, you know, like the houses aren't the same,
Speaker 1: but all the foliage looks the same, so you can't
Speaker 1: look at it unless you can see the ocean. You
Speaker 1: can't tell where a house is. But now that I've
Speaker 1: seen where the house is, which is very close to
Speaker 1: my house, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: Got to be on Clayton Watch.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think I'm gonna have to go back to
Speaker 1: Paris to find Clayton, because he's definitely not the United States.
Speaker 1: Poor Clayton, for Clayton, for Clayton. Well, let me tell
Speaker 1: you what I saw him and I when I was
Speaker 1: I was in the passenger seat and Dave was driving.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god. Dave's like, did it
Speaker 1: on the brakes? Is like what? He thought? Like an
Speaker 1: alligator had come across the road. He's like what, And
Speaker 1: I go, that was the guy for You can't miss him.
Speaker 1: He's got those nice Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like he wouldn't even care if he said hi.
Speaker 2: I feel like he seems nice.
Speaker 1: If I was alone, I would have work. I would
Speaker 1: have you turned and followed him to wherever he was going,
Speaker 1: and they gotten out of the cart and talked to him,
Speaker 1: I would have I would have. You're stucker, I know,
Speaker 1: but just for a ninety day person. What do they care?
Speaker 1: If I see the holder in his family? I will
Speaker 1: not do that.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I've been told they don't like that. Okay. Also, Jim Gaffigan, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we know that, we know he did. We know nobody.
Speaker 1: He don't like him, so okay. So they see all
Speaker 1: the clothes and he says, okay, babe, here is your speaker,
Speaker 1: your Nike shorts, your bull of a watch, and diamond
Speaker 1: ear rings and here's the chain you wanted. So he
Speaker 1: showed when you are all these gifts all at once,
Speaker 1: why is he doing it in front of Alison.
Speaker 2: That the production must have or he's just that dumb,
Speaker 2: or he's stoking the jealousy between them.
Speaker 1: And Alison's like, are those real diamond earrings? He's like, yeah, real, dimond.
Speaker 1: I was like, diamond earies. Save them for an occasion,
Speaker 1: a berth year or something. Geez.
Speaker 2: It's like, I picked up the list of the things
Speaker 2: that you wanted for your arrival. New toothbrush, blah blah,
Speaker 2: diamond earrings.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. That's kind of how he said it, Like
Speaker 1: here's the trisk that you like, Yeah, it's alive oil
Speaker 1: you asked for. Here the diamond earrings. And then talking
Speaker 1: to Alison goes, yeah, I'm surprised he got her all
Speaker 1: that stuff. He never buys me stuff like that. And
Speaker 1: I told my dad, if I feel like we're in competition,
Speaker 1: then she's gonna need to go back.
Speaker 2: Okay, a, you're horrible. You are not washing his butt
Speaker 2: crack and balls, and that's why you're not getting dimond earrings.
Speaker 1: For her to say if she's competitions for her to
Speaker 1: say she has to go back like it's something like
Speaker 1: it's like a package you could send back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's gonna call Ice on her.
Speaker 1: She's probably horrible. Yeah. So as she leaves with the kids,
Speaker 1: she says to him, she's like, can I get a
Speaker 1: couple of dollars? And he goes, okay, yeah, and you
Speaker 1: go get some biscuits for church tomorrow now okay. And
Speaker 1: Annabel goes, why did you give money to her? Does
Speaker 1: she pay rent? And he goes, no, she can't pay rent.
Speaker 1: She's a single mom. Annabel goes, sounds like she's got
Speaker 1: a free house and she's a grown woman.
Speaker 2: Okay, I agree. But also, Annabelle, it's his daughter, and
Speaker 2: you just got diamond earrings, so maybe this is not
Speaker 2: the time to complain because you just got a bunch
Speaker 2: of stuff too.
Speaker 1: And if you gave her ten dollars to buy some
Speaker 1: chicken biscuits, you know, for the grandkids, for the grandkids
Speaker 1: before church, but not to chick because they're not open
Speaker 1: on Sunday. So in the Talking Head, Annabelle says, this
Speaker 1: is a grown woman and children should take care of
Speaker 1: their parents. That's how we do it in my culture.
Speaker 1: And my feeling is that she is the kind of
Speaker 1: child who is a spooled brat. And I don't like
Speaker 1: that attitude. And it's weird how close Shay is with Alison,
Speaker 1: and it seems like she's always asking for a favor. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be the evil stepmom, but it's
Speaker 1: going to have to change, well role, maybe just slowly.
Speaker 2: Also, you're in America, and here the parents take care
Speaker 2: of the children generally, and then in turn that they
Speaker 2: take care of the parents hopefully or help them get
Speaker 2: to a place where someone is taking care of them.
Speaker 2: We don't want to do it. It's a nursing home, but
Speaker 2: a place.
Speaker 1: For mom mom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also like a she's a single mom and
Speaker 2: she has two young kids. We don't know what her
Speaker 2: situation with her exes.
Speaker 1: Right, she could get zero dollars and work a low
Speaker 1: paying job and yeah, now.
Speaker 2: Her attitude is piss poor and she is acting like giants.
Speaker 2: Will brought with those huge lips that he probably paid for.
Speaker 1: But you're very focused on her huge lips.
Speaker 2: They're huge. But she's too young to have had all
Speaker 2: that stuff done. But but whatever, But maybe so. I
Speaker 2: I don't blame him. I think it's nice that he's
Speaker 2: taking care of her. And I would probably do the
Speaker 2: same if I was a parent and had a trailer
Speaker 2: on my property, I wouldn't. Yes, you can live in
Speaker 2: the trailer.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of this, her asking for the
Speaker 1: money and all and him doing all that was sort
Speaker 1: of production driven. And I think once we get into
Speaker 1: day to day, maybe things will get better. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: now it's time to move on to our new couple, Thomas,
Speaker 1: and she says Paula, but it's spelled Paula.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's definitely gonna be Paula. But he says Paula
Speaker 2: kind of too. He's not putting in the effort, which
Speaker 2: pissed me off.
Speaker 1: He's not saying any effort.
Speaker 2: Nay, no, he is not. But the bottom line, Joey
Speaker 2: is you can learn what your fiance's name is.
Speaker 1: What did magma Magma.
Speaker 2: Magma, Magda, magda.
Speaker 1: Magama, magna, magna, magna, carta magna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maga, what is it? So we're in sam Paolo
Speaker 2: Brazil with Paula. Paula who is forty one years old
Speaker 2: and she owns a successful piercing business that she started
Speaker 2: from scratch. She's a boss babe. It looks like she's
Speaker 2: way better than Madalene's nail place.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: It looks like she had her act together. She manifests
Speaker 2: using tiny things, miniatures. She has a giant glass case
Speaker 2: filled with her tiny stuff, but they're also on every
Speaker 2: shelf in the apartment. There's a mini toilet that she
Speaker 2: shows with a mini poop inside of it, and it
Speaker 2: was kind of cute.
Speaker 1: What was the toilet manifested?
Speaker 2: She wants a good bathroom, a nice bathroom. I would
Speaker 2: assume maybe she wants some of those fancy toilets that
Speaker 2: the seat, the seat warmer and all the bidet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this toilet wasn't able to flush because there's
Speaker 1: still a poop in it, like Gina's.
Speaker 2: Well, it's just a it's just symbolic.
Speaker 1: So I didn't like it. I didn't like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So she manifested her kitchen by getting a salt
Speaker 2: and pepper shaker. So it's not like it has to
Speaker 2: be exactly like a replica, like the exact kitchen. She
Speaker 2: just had a salt and pepper shaker and then she
Speaker 2: got a nice kitchen. So she says, manifestation is a
Speaker 2: law called quantum physics. Else was into this recently? Wasn't
Speaker 2: there another ninety day person who was trying to teach
Speaker 2: us about content physics?
Speaker 1: No, you're thinking of Nick of the Throuble.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're right, you're.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's your thinking. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the universe is made up of atoms, et cetera,
Speaker 2: and our thoughts have particles, so you like the atoms.
Speaker 2: Our thoughts have atoms, so you have to put energy
Speaker 2: into those thoughts and build your reality. So she bought
Speaker 2: a tiny couch to manifest her couch that looks nothing
Speaker 2: like the mini couch, But.
Speaker 1: You just said it doesn't have to be the same.
Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be the same. So she wanted
Speaker 2: to marry a gringo, so instead of getting a miniature gringo,
Speaker 2: she wrote a letter to the universe and she wanted
Speaker 2: a smart, romantic gringo, and the universe gave her Thomas,
Speaker 2: but not exactly. He is not. I don't he didn't.
Speaker 2: It didn't really give it to her because she found
Speaker 2: him in a. Really it took years. It's much like
Speaker 2: the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood where God
Speaker 2: told her he was coming, but then he came much
Speaker 2: years later after she went to Nigeria.
Speaker 1: Well, she had to expand her dating app to the world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and not the local area. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Thomas Thomas, I'm gonna call him Thomas since he's
Speaker 2: saying Paula. We meet him rollerblading backwards in ridiculous saved
Speaker 2: by the bell type shorts and almost tripping over a scooter.
Speaker 2: The Universe, the Universe of editors did him dirty with
Speaker 2: that opening shot because.
Speaker 1: Explained to me, we're Long Beaches. Is this part of
Speaker 1: like the La count I was.
Speaker 2: So mad he lives in Long Beach, but he says
Speaker 2: he lives in LA. But no one in Long Beach.
Speaker 2: No one in LA would call Long Beach LA. It
Speaker 2: might be in La County, but it is not. I
Speaker 2: would not call it LA. Maybe I'm being one of
Speaker 2: those people. I'm being a no. Yes, yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 2: it is I think in La County, but it's not.
Speaker 2: It's just no one would say like LA, like this
Speaker 2: is well, this is where you would live.
Speaker 1: You listed Long Beach, California, now Los Angeles. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he's thirty one, so he's ten years younger
Speaker 2: than she is. Oh, cougar, she looks good. So he
Speaker 2: had just moved to la from North Carolina when he
Speaker 2: met her, and he says, Paula gives away my credit
Speaker 2: to the universe. I want credit for all the things
Speaker 2: that I'm doing. And she'll be like, oh, the universe
Speaker 2: did that, and I'm like, I did that, because he
Speaker 2: wants credit for the very tiny things that he does,
Speaker 2: and it's a noil.
Speaker 1: Well, we're about to see some tiny things.
Speaker 2: In his time. Yeah, So he's not into the whole
Speaker 2: manifestation thing. So Paula was there on a one week
Speaker 2: vacation and they met in a beach volleyball class, which
Speaker 2: I thought was that good idea, Like if you I
Speaker 2: should take more things and like meet people, although I'd
Speaker 2: be too shy. I'd be off in the corner by myself.
Speaker 2: So they and there's filming, like she's like, this is
Speaker 2: my new friend Thomas, and they're just choking around, yeah, filming.
Speaker 2: After the class, they became friends and she's saying like, Thomas,
Speaker 2: I'm going to find you a Brazilian girlfriend. You want
Speaker 2: a Brazilian girlfriend and he's like yeah, and she goes
Speaker 2: like me or no, So it kind of does seem
Speaker 2: like she's flirting yea, and I could see why he
Speaker 2: was confused. But they just became pen pals, but instead
Speaker 2: of letters, they're sending videos back and forth where he
Speaker 2: is wrapping to her, not good and it's annoying. And
Speaker 2: then for years they are just friends. Finally he wants
Speaker 2: something more and he thinks he might be or misunderstanding
Speaker 2: the situation. He just doesn't know. So he goes to
Speaker 2: Brazil and he asks for a romance with her, and
Speaker 2: she says, I have a boyfriend. How did he not
Speaker 2: know that?
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're like buddies and he had
Speaker 1: to go all the way to Brazil to discuss it.
Speaker 2: This is this is like Tony who had another woman
Speaker 2: living in his house.
Speaker 1: Still still unexplained.
Speaker 2: Yes, So eventually she broke up with her boyfriend and
Speaker 2: she gave Thomas a shot. They became lovers, gross and
Speaker 2: two years later he proposed and we're seeing a video
Speaker 2: of it. Cute. They're excited his apartment get ready Okay,
Speaker 2: so upset, she has ordered a bunch of packages for
Speaker 2: her arrival and he's like, what is in this? This
Speaker 2: is so big. It wasn't that big. It was like
Speaker 2: a normal package from Amazon that has like two shirts
Speaker 2: in it. He's like, this must be filled with tiny
Speaker 2: stuff and I was like, it's obviously fabric. Why do
Speaker 2: you think that that is filled with miniatures? And so
Speaker 2: he says we are very different. I don't know what
Speaker 2: it's going to be like living together. First of all,
Speaker 2: I eat meat and I keep my fridge filled with meat.
Speaker 2: This is Grena and Matthew all over again. Yes, she's
Speaker 2: a vegan and she doesn't see the meat. She sees
Speaker 2: the beautiful cow that became the meat, which I understand.
Speaker 2: So he's also a minimalist and she wants every surface
Speaker 2: covered with things, and he's showing us all the things
Speaker 2: that she has sent him. One is a positivity Pooh figurine,
Speaker 2: which I kind of want, and it says you may
Speaker 2: be a tiny Pooh, but I believe in you go
Speaker 2: do your crap.
Speaker 1: I mean that's funny, but also no, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: like any kind of poo jo.
Speaker 2: I know you don't. So she wants him to believe
Speaker 2: in magic and manifestation. What she should be having him
Speaker 2: manifest is furniture. He his couch he shows us is
Speaker 2: a bed because the best part of a couch is
Speaker 2: laying down on it. Okay, I mean I lay down
Speaker 2: a lot. Even if I'm typing, I kind of lay down. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I love to lay down, but I also sit
Speaker 2: occasionally too, and has a time in faint.
Speaker 1: If you had someone over, you need a couch, you
Speaker 1: need to How are you a couch to sit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you and your friend are going to play
Speaker 2: video games laying on your bed on your bed. Okay,
Speaker 2: but I don't think he has it. I didn't even
Speaker 2: see a TV. So he is. He's like, look, this
Speaker 2: is how I lay down on the couch, which is
Speaker 2: his bed, And he's like, I love to just lay here,
Speaker 2: you know, drink coffee. He is laying on his back
Speaker 2: drinking out of a mug of coffee on a white comforter.
Speaker 1: He's really playing with fire.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's chaos. That's like the people that walk outside
Speaker 2: in their car in the morning for their commute with
Speaker 2: an open mug of coffee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why my mom does that. If you're going somewhere,
Speaker 1: she'll just get in the car with a wine glass,
Speaker 1: just like a wine like this with a stem like
Speaker 1: a wine glass. So I'm ready. I'm like, Caryl, go
Speaker 1: inside and get a sola cup like a regular person.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What they She'll put it in
Speaker 1: the cup holder. I'm like, no, my god. No.
Speaker 2: So his table is a tiny folding table half a
Speaker 2: foot off the ground, and to sit at it to eat,
Speaker 2: he has to put his ass on two bricks that
Speaker 2: are stacked on the carpet.
Speaker 1: I don't understand this at all. I don't at all.
Speaker 2: Like he's like, he's Japanese, a Japanese restaurant.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're in a Japanese tea room and you have
Speaker 1: to sit.
Speaker 2: On the floor, Yes, but like onto bricks. And he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's totally comfortable. Your butt is sitting on bricks.
Speaker 1: It'd be better just to sit on the carpet.
Speaker 2: Just sit on the carpet.
Speaker 1: Just eat on your bed. Just eat on the bed,
Speaker 1: just legs straight out, eat on the bed. Like, I
Speaker 1: don't get you already joined the coffee on the bed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 2: So he told her to bring one bag, but she's
Speaker 2: bringing three. Good for her.
Speaker 1: She's moving now. When we get to when she leaves
Speaker 1: her apartment, Please tell me because there's something I have
Speaker 1: to point out when she leaves her apartment.
Speaker 2: Okay, right now, she leaves her apartment with clearly a
Speaker 2: full apartment there that she is leaving. Her stuff is out.
Speaker 1: Her purse is a Gucci purse sitting on that they
Speaker 1: she walks down close to the door, Go you left
Speaker 1: your purse. Your purse is right there.
Speaker 2: Mate, All of her tiny stuff is out, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we filmed this before she actually packed before she has
Speaker 2: a roommate. Because this was bizarre. This was felt so fake. Yes,
Speaker 2: you think we're not watching, We're watching the show. So
Speaker 2: then we see him at his ground table eating a
Speaker 2: turkey sandwich ground with a glass of water, which I
Speaker 2: don't know why that bug the crap out of me, Like,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna have a nice, delicious glass of water.
Speaker 1: Did it have ice? No?
Speaker 2: Just water, glass of water with a turkey sandwich on
Speaker 2: the ground and he's like the only thing missing is
Speaker 2: my fiance, who is gonna hate this completely.
Speaker 1: The only day missing is some cheetos because that's what
Speaker 1: I had for lunch, a turkey sandwich and cheetos.
Speaker 2: Delicious. So hero shot. Now that we see his solo
Speaker 2: hero shot is him swinging his roller blades over his shoulder.
Speaker 2: He's really leaning made his whole personality about those roller blades.
Speaker 2: He's leaning in. This is gonna be my thing, guys.
Speaker 2: So then we see that he has made himself a
Speaker 2: gluten free cake that he likes to make for himself,
Speaker 2: which did not even look like cake. It just looked
Speaker 2: like a I don't even know, like a meat cast role.
Speaker 2: And he says it has beef tallow in it, so
Speaker 2: she won't eat it, which is why I've made it
Speaker 2: the day she's coming.
Speaker 1: Also, does he have Celiac's disease? So why gluten free? No?
Speaker 2: I feel like he's just thinks that that's healthier, and
Speaker 2: he always really no, but I think he might think that,
Speaker 2: and he hopped on the trend. Why is he chosen
Speaker 2: to make this something she cannot eat when she is
Speaker 2: coming that day?
Speaker 1: He's afraid that starting this afternoon he's gonna have to
Speaker 1: only eat salads right to get all that those meat
Speaker 1: products in before she arrives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I did give him credit that he's also
Speaker 2: made rice and beans and tofu for her for the
Speaker 2: airport because she won't have food on the flight. So
Speaker 2: he's gonna give it to her at the airport, which
Speaker 2: is weird, Like I would I don't understand.
Speaker 1: She's coming all the way from Brazil to California. At
Speaker 1: some point she was able to eat.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you want to just like go home first, or
Speaker 2: like stop for something on the way home, or like
Speaker 2: you don't want to stay in the airport and eat something.
Speaker 1: It's like, here's your tupperware.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's eat at Lax. No, you just want to
Speaker 2: leave Lax the second you can possibly leave.
Speaker 1: So instead of ringing like a key or a sign
Speaker 1: or some Americana flowers, he's bringing her tupperware of tofu.
Speaker 2: And a thermos of beans.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: But then he adds some sort of spice that translates
Speaker 2: to grab your wife.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It kind of does sound He's like it. He says,
Speaker 2: I hope this like works on her, this magic. So
Speaker 2: he's kind of into magic too, but with cooking.
Speaker 1: But with cooking, okay, all right.
Speaker 2: I was really worried when he said secret ingredient it
Speaker 2: was going to be meat, and I was like, fuck you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if he was going to put something in
Speaker 1: it and not tell her. Yeah, yeah, like just just a
Speaker 1: little bacon fat she won't notice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. So he's so excited she's coming for good.
Speaker 2: He brought her chocolates, which I hope are vegan, and
Speaker 2: he's waving a huge Brazilian flag. She's just like the
Speaker 2: size of my red flag and what that was? Cute?
Speaker 2: They embrace. They are ball both bawling like Alec Murdoch
Speaker 2: on the stand crying. There's so much, just tears and snot.
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell who's crying harder, but it was definitely him.
Speaker 2: He was crying way harder than she.
Speaker 1: Oh, And she goes, don't cry.
Speaker 2: You are the chosen. The universe chose you. And he says, well,
Speaker 2: I put a lot of work into this to make
Speaker 2: this happen, because he has to contradict her and get
Speaker 2: credit at this moment at the nice at the airport,
Speaker 2: and she jokingly gets down down on one knee and
Speaker 2: sarcastically says, thank you Thomas for everything you do for me.
Speaker 2: You did the K one visa and I'm here because
Speaker 2: of you only and God first, God.
Speaker 1: Well, he did do all the K one visa stuff,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. We're starting out with the Vickersons
Speaker 1: and I don't like it.
Speaker 2: Yes, So then he gives you the thermos of beans
Speaker 2: and tupperware of rice and tofu and she's like, am
Speaker 2: I supposed to eat this here at the airport? And
Speaker 2: he's like, we'll find it. We'll find a place there
Speaker 2: aren't I don't there's no like cute outdoor areas. After
Speaker 2: you hit arrival there does she.
Speaker 1: Say, I'm going to be starving, Please bring me some food.
Speaker 1: Why did he do?
Speaker 2: It's so weird? And then she's like, oh, I am
Speaker 2: hungry though, and she starts to drink the beans out
Speaker 2: of the thermos and she says delicious. And he was
Speaker 2: so happy that she liked them. So they get her luggage.
Speaker 2: The big suitcase is destroyed and he asks if it's
Speaker 2: filled with tiny stuff and she says yes, and he
Speaker 2: says she has miniature shoes on her fingers in their
Speaker 2: talking head and like this little shoes And he says,
Speaker 2: I don't know why you need this stuff. It's an addiction.
Speaker 2: And she says it's a tool that has gotten us
Speaker 2: where we are, and he's like making fun of her,
Speaker 2: and he goes so far with this dumb joke. He's like, oh, well,
Speaker 2: you're gonna get called by the I R S and
Speaker 2: the I R S is gonna say, well, what is
Speaker 2: this stuff for? And you're gonna say, it's a business expense.
Speaker 2: The IRS guy is going to be like, what what
Speaker 2: is this? This is a business expense? This bit you're
Speaker 2: gonna call this and you're gonna get audited and that
Speaker 2: he goes on.
Speaker 1: And You're like, she's not a citizen. The IRS doesn't
Speaker 1: apply to her yet you dun't quit talking.
Speaker 2: Stop talking, and she's like trying to laugh and be
Speaker 2: a good sport. But I hated it. And I couldn't
Speaker 2: tell if I hated it because it reminds me of
Speaker 2: me because he's taking a joke way too far, or
Speaker 2: if it was just universally annoying what he was doing,
Speaker 2: Like we get the joke.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's a combo. It's a combo. And also I
Speaker 1: don't think you do that.
Speaker 2: But okay, I do not like him already.
Speaker 1: I am very upset about the way he lives. And
Speaker 1: like Annabelle and Shay's place, she's gonna have to get
Speaker 1: in there and with that into shape, like like it
Speaker 1: was a perfectly fine, nice looking modern apartment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, he's furniture, just tumforable places to sit.
Speaker 1: He's gonna have to give her one whole section that
Speaker 1: will be like like a corner cabinet and be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: lord is sailing, go for it. Put all your shit
Speaker 1: in there, and then the rest he can keep neat.
Speaker 1: But she's gonna have to have a space for that
Speaker 1: expression and a couch. They're gonna also have to get
Speaker 1: a couch, I'm sorry. Yeah, and not a pullout, not
Speaker 1: a Murphy bed.
Speaker 2: No, no, a couch.
Speaker 1: All right. So we're gonna end with Mallory and Rash
Speaker 1: and oh no boy okay. So they're headed out and
Speaker 1: she's like, oh my gosh, doesn't feel real like this
Speaker 1: time we're leaving were leaving together, and he says, I
Speaker 1: do not, I will not. I do not cry again,
Speaker 1: and she goes, you can. He's okay, So I'm talking.
Speaker 1: Eddie says, my family and friends are happy that I
Speaker 1: have found a wonderful woman, but they wonder like why
Speaker 1: I couldn't find in Turkey. So first they go to
Speaker 1: see his friends. His friends are Domla, Ali and Can
Speaker 1: and they have all their bags like Can you leave
Speaker 1: them in the car, but I guess not. They have
Speaker 1: to drag him everywhere they go. There's a bunch of food,
Speaker 1: they do cheers with their drinks and she's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what that was. It was a drink, a
Speaker 1: milk drink called our ak iracky rocky and she goes
Speaker 1: that shit was gross goros and he goes what, He
Speaker 1: goes the rocky, She goes yeah. He goes no, and
Speaker 1: she goes no, that shit was nasty, nasty and gross.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh my god, god. I literally wrote the
Speaker 1: all out phonetically Gully Ross.
Speaker 2: So also one of his friends I felt like looked
Speaker 2: like a hotter z Ed.
Speaker 1: The friend that was the hotter z Ed also seemed
Speaker 1: to have an Irish accent.
Speaker 2: Hmmm. Interesting.
Speaker 1: And at first I wrote it and then I erased it,
Speaker 1: and then I wrote it, and then I raced it
Speaker 1: because I was like, did it sign it anyway? So
Speaker 1: they're sitting with the friends and they're saying, okay, do
Speaker 1: you have all your paperwork together? And I said the
Speaker 1: one guy who signs Irish question Mark says, oh, everything
Speaker 1: is going to be so hard when you're there, And
Speaker 1: Rachid says, yes. Now, obviously something happened here that they
Speaker 1: spliced out, because they go from do you have the
Speaker 1: paperwork to rush sheet saying in Turkey, men are the
Speaker 1: head of the household, and if you're not the head
Speaker 1: there in America there could be arguments like she has
Speaker 1: an ex, she's friends with her ex. Yes, it's in
Speaker 1: the past, but it's very uncomfortable. So he's speaking in Turkish,
Speaker 1: I don't know the language, speaking in his language, and
Speaker 1: the friends translates to her, yeah, and Mallard goes, okay,
Speaker 1: and you're talking to her, she goes, I have a
Speaker 1: good friend named Brandon. We were not Dayton. We were
Speaker 1: not Dayton. It was just I don't know, like friends
Speaker 1: with benefits. And culturally Rash doesn't understand that men and
Speaker 1: women hanging out can just be friends. Well, yes, and no,
Speaker 1: you did used to bang him, so that's a different
Speaker 1: element to he's just your friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's not all people in America are okay
Speaker 2: with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not. So she says to the group, She's well,
Speaker 1: Brandon and I are just friends and we haven't had
Speaker 1: anything physical in years, and you know, when I was
Speaker 1: in my accident, he really stepped up and he did
Speaker 1: not have to do that. So now we find out
Speaker 1: that a year ago she and one of her best
Speaker 1: friends and the mom and a seven month old son.
Speaker 1: Now I assume the seven month old son is the
Speaker 1: seven month old son of her friend. Yeah, because the
Speaker 1: way she said it was like it could be the
Speaker 1: seven month old son of any of those women that
Speaker 1: were discussing. But they were in a very serious and
Speaker 1: traumatic car accident. They were just driving along listening to
Speaker 1: the Jonas Brothers as you do, and her friend Michaela said,
Speaker 1: is that car in nar Lane? And that's all she remembers.
Speaker 1: She remembers the impact and blacking out and coming to
Speaker 1: and screaming and not knowing what was going on. It
Speaker 1: sounds horrible, and she had to have emergency surgery and
Speaker 1: they took three feet of her intestines out. So at
Speaker 1: that time, because she's in the hospital for so long
Speaker 1: with this surgery, her friend Brandon took care of her
Speaker 1: dogs for her so she wouldn't have to worry about that.
Speaker 1: And she says, and just because Rash has a problem
Speaker 1: with it, it's not a good reason to end my friendship.
Speaker 1: He's been a great friend to me. Okay, now here online.
Speaker 2: I feel like there are way more problematic things about
Speaker 2: her group of friends than the fact that she used
Speaker 2: to bang Brandon, right and.
Speaker 1: It let's go Brandon it is we're gonna find out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I like them together, like they seem so
Speaker 2: cute together, but like he's going to be freaking miserable
Speaker 2: there with all of her friends that want to deport him.
Speaker 2: Why can't they move to Turkey?
Speaker 1: It's so beautiful, Oh my gosh, that town was so gorgeous, marmorous.
Speaker 1: So Rash is saying, you know, even if I was
Speaker 1: friends with an ex and we were around each other,
Speaker 1: I would remember our dates and that would mess with
Speaker 1: my head. And the friends like, yeah, that could bother you.
Speaker 1: I get why you're upset, and he says, and when
Speaker 1: we live under the same roof, the rules are inevitably
Speaker 1: going to change. And the friend translates that to Mallory
Speaker 1: and she goes, I don't know, and then she says,
Speaker 1: when I meet your friend, we will see. So'm talking head.
Speaker 1: She says, at this point in my life, I do
Speaker 1: not want a man telling me what I can and
Speaker 1: cannot do. And he says, well, I can say when
Speaker 1: I want to say, and you must listen and because
Speaker 1: you will be my wife, and she goes, no, we
Speaker 1: were not going to be in Turkey and that is
Speaker 1: not how it is in America. And if that's the case,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be your wife, point blank. Period.
Speaker 1: So he's just looking at her like wait what because
Speaker 1: he's like, I say, and you do it because you're
Speaker 1: my wife. And she's like, yeah, no.
Speaker 2: They should have maybe discussed this before.
Speaker 1: I feel like they have. But okay. So the next
Speaker 1: morning they talk about how they had sex all night
Speaker 1: and he says, when she left me, you know, six
Speaker 1: months ago or whatever, I closed my belt, but last
Speaker 1: night I open my belf because I want to make baby.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god stop. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know how strict muscle you are.
Speaker 2: If you're I know, it's always that. It's it's you
Speaker 2: want where I want you to obey me, and I'm
Speaker 2: not Muslim enough where I still get to I still
Speaker 2: want to have sex with you.
Speaker 1: Right. It's similar to Mido, right, you know, it's similar
Speaker 1: to several most guys. So today they're going over to
Speaker 1: Rassia's sister's house to say goodbye. So they've said goodbye
Speaker 1: to the friends, and now they're going to say goodbye
Speaker 1: to the family. The family won't be able to come
Speaker 1: to all the wedding festivities in America, so they want
Speaker 1: to do a Turkish tradition before the wedding, salt in
Speaker 1: the coffee like we saw with Chicaina and Sarper totally
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh my god. His mom Rauss's mom
Speaker 1: Ali a l i y e. Later they pronounce it differently,
Speaker 1: like amy, but I'm going to say Eli because it's al. Anyway,
Speaker 1: let's just say Rasha's mom. Rash. His mom really loves Mallory.
Speaker 1: So we see him chatting. They're chatting with the brothers.
Speaker 1: There's just every shot is a new brother, his brother brother,
Speaker 1: another brother, who's this other brother? This is Daryl and
Speaker 1: mother brother Daryl. So the brothers and the mom and
Speaker 1: there are some other people there that aren't introduced that
Speaker 1: maybe your brother's And Rash is telling his mom it
Speaker 1: could be two years until our return, and mom says,
Speaker 1: I will keep my eyes on the road looking for you.
Speaker 1: Oh that was sweet. So they do the salt in
Speaker 1: the coffee and it represents life won't always be sweet.
Speaker 1: You have to be able to handle the sweet coffee
Speaker 1: and the salt the bad times. And so she decides
Speaker 1: how much salt to put in the coffee, and you
Speaker 1: remember she kind of dumped the entire thing in. Uh,
Speaker 1: she puts one little teaspoon. He chugs it. Oh, they're
Speaker 1: gonna have a great life. So he tells her to
Speaker 1: go with the women's and he sits there with the
Speaker 1: men and he chat and they say, how could you
Speaker 1: move away from this paradise, you know, this town? And
Speaker 1: they're like, how what are you going to be doing
Speaker 1: for work? He explains he can't work for a few months. No,
Speaker 1: it's longer than that, way longer, way longer. You can't
Speaker 1: work for a few months. And the brothers were like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, you have to help the parents. You have
Speaker 1: to help our parents, because we find out they lost
Speaker 1: their house in this big earthquake in February twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: There is a very big earthquake there. It collapsed their home.
Speaker 1: We see that their home fell in. The dad managed
Speaker 1: to get out of the parents managed to save themselves,
Speaker 1: but the house did fall on the dad. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: still living in a tent and a container. I guess,
Speaker 1: like what FEMA gives out like this containers and now
Speaker 1: they're trying to rebuild the house and the financial responsibility
Speaker 1: falls on himself and his siblings, and so he needs
Speaker 1: to be able to work for that to send money
Speaker 1: to his parents, and in Turkey it's very important for
Speaker 1: the man to make money for his family. And he says,
Speaker 1: but I haven't talked to her about this, and I
Speaker 1: hope she won't be upset, but I am going to
Speaker 1: have to help my family.
Speaker 2: Jes Again, they've never talked about this before.
Speaker 1: Things that you need to talk about beforehand. So he
Speaker 1: says to them, I'm gonna talk to Mallory about this
Speaker 1: because I won't be working and I won't have income
Speaker 1: right away. She's going to be supporting me, so I'll
Speaker 1: have to talk to her about sending the money. So
Speaker 1: now they're saying goodbye, and Rash is saying, we must go,
Speaker 1: we must go. Everybody cries and they hug goodbye, and
Speaker 1: they're talking to Head. Rash says, when I think of
Speaker 1: goodbye with my family, it is not good. I am sad.
Speaker 1: And when will I get to come back again, I
Speaker 1: don't know. So talking to Head, his mom says, when
Speaker 1: I see him. I see my little boy, my small child,
Speaker 1: even though he's grown. My pain and my love is indescribable.
Speaker 1: And so she comes while she's speaking, he comes up
Speaker 1: and hugs and kisses her on the camera and he's like, mom,
Speaker 1: don't be sad. Talking to him, Mallory goes. I see
Speaker 1: his mom crying. It just tears me apart. You know,
Speaker 1: he's doing all this for me, and I'm feeling this
Speaker 1: pressure and hoping we're not making this huge mistake. They
Speaker 1: get in the car and they leave. The sister throws
Speaker 1: water from a picture. Did you notice this. No, the
Speaker 1: sister has a huge picture and throws water behind the car.
Speaker 1: So I looked this up, and this means travel safely
Speaker 1: and SMOOTHI and return like water. It means go and
Speaker 1: return like water smoothly.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's all the Sarper metaphors. Like they say in Turkey.
Speaker 1: Like they say in Turkey man like water.
Speaker 2: And Donkey kicks makes ass out of you and me.
Speaker 1: It flows like water and returns like my penis returns
Speaker 1: to your vagina. That's what Sarper would say. So yeah,
Speaker 1: next day they're headed to the airport. So I imagine they
Speaker 1: did all this saying goodbye to people, and then they're
Speaker 1: slowly making their way to where maybe is Dimple or
Speaker 1: wherever the big airport is. So he says, look, baby,
Speaker 1: for a while in the States, I can't work, so
Speaker 1: I'm going to need to talk to the president about that.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, can I do that? And they laugh and
Speaker 1: laugh about Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: He says Donald Tubb first, well, and they been tub
Speaker 2: They laugh and they say he's famous in Turkey for
Speaker 2: his dancing, which I guess this is trying to dance.
Speaker 1: I don't know whatever. Who cares. So she's asking how
Speaker 1: do you feel? And she says, it's not easy what
Speaker 1: you're doing, like you're leaving. You're leaving this beautiful place
Speaker 1: to live in bump fuck Alabama, and they both cry,
Speaker 1: and he says, but when I'm there, I can't work,
Speaker 1: and that's when I'm gonna feel poor. And I don't
Speaker 1: want to feel that way. And I mean, I think
Speaker 1: that's a language barrier. I think he's thinking like, I
Speaker 1: won't feel like I'm worth anything because I'm not making
Speaker 1: any money. You know, I think pour is the wrong word.
Speaker 1: So I'm talking to Eddie says, yeah, my brothers have
Speaker 1: been asking me how I will show respect to support
Speaker 1: my parents financially and emotionally. And I'm very nervous to
Speaker 1: talk to Mallory about money. So he says to her
Speaker 1: in the car, he goes, look, after a few months,
Speaker 1: my mother may call and say can I send this money?
Speaker 1: And I worry you'll say no. And she goes, well,
Speaker 1: we could definitely discuss it, but you know, I have
Speaker 1: a mortgage and a car payment and bills, and I'm
Speaker 1: supporting you, so you can't just say yes if they
Speaker 1: ask for money. And he goes, but we can't fight
Speaker 1: about this because my parents will need the help. And
Speaker 1: she's like, okay, So they're talking to it together. She says,
Speaker 1: why are you just now telling me that we have
Speaker 1: to send money? Yeah, and he says, well, I talk
Speaker 1: to my brothers and you can just work one day
Speaker 1: and then that will be for my parents. And she goes.
Speaker 1: She goes because you know they live in a tent.
Speaker 1: She goes, right, but money doesn't work. That we doesn't
Speaker 1: work that way, that I work one day, that money,
Speaker 1: I can't do that. He says, you can help, but
Speaker 1: you don't want to help. I can feel it, and
Speaker 1: she goes, of course, I want to help. I don't
Speaker 1: make that much money. Though you haven't live there. You
Speaker 1: haven't seen what comes in and what goes out, because
Speaker 1: as soon as I get paid, boom, my money has
Speaker 1: gone to bills. And he goes, yeah, you say this,
Speaker 1: but I feel like it's bullshit.
Speaker 2: Oh well, he'll see, he'll see. I think she makes
Speaker 2: a lot of money.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what her job is, or if she
Speaker 1: already told us, I can either. But next time on
Speaker 1: Paula and Thomas go to his stupid apartment and she
Speaker 1: literally is like, what the fuck fixed all this? Or
Speaker 1: I'm leaving? Like no. Rashid arrives and everybody goes full
Speaker 1: redneck on him, and one guy is wearing a shirt
Speaker 1: that is always hilarious that says back to back World
Speaker 1: War Champions and yeah yeah, and then rash gets mad
Speaker 1: because Brandon is coming to visit, and she says, this
Speaker 1: is my house and I'm the boss here. No, let's
Speaker 1: don't do any of that either. Mallory, Asha and her
Speaker 1: friend Patricia speak to each other in tongues by a
Speaker 1: river about the visa. If they're both speaking in tongues,
Speaker 1: can they understand it? Or only God can understand unclear.
Speaker 2: It's important. It's the important thing is that the devil
Speaker 2: can't understand. Oh okay, okay, remember this is the one
Speaker 2: language the devil does not speak.
Speaker 1: Right, and nor do they speak it either, because it's fake.
Speaker 1: So they say they're saying it's it's vital for.
Speaker 2: I didn't say it. Mary Payne said it.
Speaker 1: I have gotten DMS from people saying I grew up
Speaker 1: going to a Pentecostal skirt church where people speak in
Speaker 1: tongues and it doesn't sound like this. Oh really, but
Speaker 1: maybe every but maybe every Pentecostal church has their own language.
Speaker 1: We don't know and we're not going to find out here.
Speaker 2: There's regional things like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Pentecostal speaking in tongue. So but they have come
Speaker 1: up with her. Asia and Patricia come up with the
Speaker 1: fact that it's vital that she goes to Nigeria. So
Speaker 1: now are we just putting her on the other way?
Speaker 1: What are we doing? Okay, yeah, this is my note.
Speaker 1: Debbie and Meto have an argument. No further information, No
Speaker 1: one is She's friends say that maybe Annabelle is a
Speaker 1: male order bride right to her face, and she says,
Speaker 1: people think this, and then the talking and she goes,
Speaker 1: I left my family for this to be treated this way.
Speaker 2: So that's a good old fashioned xenophobia. Does best?
Speaker 1: Oh God help me. Okay, guys, it's time for Kimberly's Corner.
Speaker 1: This is where Kimberly tells us what happened on Diaries
Speaker 1: this week.
Speaker 2: Yay, yay, it's called The episode is called Dear Diary.
Speaker 2: I have a big secret.
Speaker 1: Oh they're all everybody always has a big secret.
Speaker 2: Always have a big secret. Klani is the first one
Speaker 2: we're seeing, okay, and we're seeing flashbacks of her beginning
Speaker 2: with a sueylu. It's sad because their story gots so dark,
Speaker 2: so so sad. And she says he was really never
Speaker 2: faithful to her, and he told her that she was
Speaker 2: crazy and that she had two high expectations.
Speaker 1: He was a version when he met her. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: he said, well, true, true, true, true, good point.
Speaker 2: So he gave her a hall pass because of the cheating.
Speaker 2: And she was going to supposed to be allowed to
Speaker 2: kiss this other guy, but she had an affair. She
Speaker 2: slept with this other guy, and I say, go for it.
Speaker 1: And not Dallas, a different guy.
Speaker 2: It is Dallas's She is still with the Hall Pass Guy.
Speaker 2: She calls him the Hall Pass guy.
Speaker 1: Dallas also father of one of her children.
Speaker 2: Yes, so they met because she put out a post
Speaker 2: on somewhere on social media saying if anyone is in
Speaker 2: Irvine and can help me move tomorrow, let me know.
Speaker 2: Polynesian people preferred, lol, And I was like, is this people?
Speaker 2: Do you just ask random strangers to help you move?
Speaker 2: And then if you're on TV do you do that
Speaker 2: and people will just come? And so he offered to help.
Speaker 2: He messaged her and she offered to pay, which I
Speaker 2: was relieved, and he's and he found a friend to help.
Speaker 2: So he's like, you have two guys to help me move?
Speaker 2: And then we learn that he had already been following
Speaker 2: her because he thought she was pretty and he thought
Speaker 2: that she and her ex husband were funny, so he
Speaker 2: was a fan.
Speaker 1: Uh okay.
Speaker 2: So they've been together for over three years and they
Speaker 2: have a baby named Messina and she just a fertile
Speaker 2: myrtle this gal and she got pregnant nine months into
Speaker 2: the relationship, but they had been talking about having a
Speaker 2: kid from the very first week. So if everyone was
Speaker 2: so like and I'm still anti Issuelu, he's a piece
Speaker 2: of shit, but he had not let her use birth
Speaker 2: controls or not, would never use a condom, and she'd right,
Speaker 2: and she got pregnant multiple times, but it sounds like
Speaker 2: she does she wanted to dedicate with Dallas, so I
Speaker 2: don't know. So they get dressed up for Halloween and
Speaker 2: they go trigger treating at Colleeni's house sister, and she
Speaker 2: says she loves Halloween and being a witch for the
Speaker 2: day and then blaming it on the costume, which is funny.
Speaker 2: And then Plani tells her sister that their new daughter
Speaker 2: is a lot of work. She's over a year old,
Speaker 2: and she's harder than the boys, the two little boys.
Speaker 2: But Dallas is very helpful. However, the other night she
Speaker 2: woke up and he works the night shift. She woke
Speaker 2: up in the middle of the night. He should have
Speaker 2: been home by then, and she looked at his phone
Speaker 2: location and it was down the street at two am,
Speaker 2: And she feels like something is it right, But she
Speaker 2: doesn't know if she should bring it up because she's
Speaker 2: trying not to be paranoid because of what a Suelou
Speaker 2: did to her. She's trying not to let that trauma
Speaker 2: cause problems, right, But then then we see it happens again.
Speaker 2: She goes into the bathroom to film herself with a
Speaker 2: pimple patch on and says, I just looked. It's three
Speaker 2: in the morning and he is down the street again, same.
Speaker 1: Place, the same house is in the park. What's he doing?
Speaker 2: Yes to a two minute walk away?
Speaker 1: It said, Oh, I hop on your feet and go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I leave the kids and it's fine.
Speaker 1: Take the baby mom to walk right out.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So she goes to therapy, but really she has
Speaker 2: a video session sitting in the car in the garage
Speaker 2: because it's the only quiet place in the house, and
Speaker 2: her therapist calls her Lannie, which I've never heard anyone
Speaker 2: call her that. Oh. So she tells her what's happening
Speaker 2: and is it worth for up or is it just
Speaker 2: her trauma for missuelou making more out of this? And
Speaker 2: I was like, no, this is you should find out.
Speaker 2: She starts crying. The therapist says, it's fine that you're
Speaker 2: questioning him about this. You should but use eye statements
Speaker 2: and focus on how you're feeling. And she's scared because
Speaker 2: she doesn't want to know if it's true that he's cheating,
Speaker 2: and then it'll ruin everything. So three days later she
Speaker 2: brings it up and she doesn't use her eye statements,
Speaker 2: and he says she forgets, and he says, what, I
Speaker 2: just sit in my car and I like to decompress
Speaker 2: because I'm coming home from work. And she's like in
Speaker 2: the middle of the night, and he says, you know,
Speaker 2: she's also which I feel like she was thinking, is
Speaker 2: I'm a mom of three, I don't get to decompress, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she's like, why can't you decompress at home? And
Speaker 2: he says, well, I'm around people all day at work,
Speaker 2: so I like to just sit in my car and
Speaker 2: listen to music and I don't want to bother you
Speaker 2: were the kids And she says okay, So she's which
Speaker 2: I get. I totally get. But also the kids are
Speaker 2: sleeping at that time.
Speaker 1: It's two am, so you could is it.
Speaker 2: You just don't want to talk to her for a while.
Speaker 2: You want to decompress and just not talk to anyone,
Speaker 2: And maybe she needs to give you some quiet time
Speaker 2: when you come home from work. Yeah, but maybe she
Speaker 2: just wants to talk to an adult because she's been
Speaker 2: with the kids.
Speaker 1: But is she awake when he comes home at two am?
Speaker 2: I guess sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she says, so you're not having sex with a
Speaker 2: girl in the backseat and and he says, have you
Speaker 2: seen my bleep box? And I don't know what that means?
Speaker 2: And she says what And I did not understand if
Speaker 2: someone could explain, is just like a sex box? Does
Speaker 2: he have a box of sex porn? I don't know
Speaker 2: what's happening? And it was a joke, like they're joking around,
Speaker 2: very weird, okay, And then I'm gonna need when they
Speaker 2: bleep things on the show for someone to for them
Speaker 2: to just give me a first letter so that I
Speaker 2: can understand what's happening.
Speaker 1: Did he show his mouth when he said it?
Speaker 2: Or yeah? But I couldn't figure it out.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2: So she says, I trust you. I just got triggered
Speaker 2: because of my ex and he gets it. He's very understanding.
Speaker 2: And she says, maybe if you're going to be more
Speaker 2: than fifteen minutes late, you could text me, and he
Speaker 2: says totally. And he says, I want you to feel
Speaker 2: safe in the relationship. It'll just take time. And she says, well,
Speaker 2: we've been together for three years and he says, I
Speaker 2: don't care if it takes five or ten years, and
Speaker 2: she says bon er alert because she's thought his being
Speaker 2: understanding was very sexy. And then they go and have
Speaker 2: makeup sex.
Speaker 1: Is Dallas Polynesian?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I didn't that. He also has the same
Speaker 2: like sleeve of tattoos that like, I feel like he's
Speaker 2: working on the tattoos. The funny thing is is like
Speaker 2: her dad, who is from SAMOI told her do not
Speaker 2: date a man from my place because they are horrible.
Speaker 2: They cheat their treat room when like crap. She when
Speaker 2: she anyway got pregnant with the sueylu and and he
Speaker 2: cheated her on turn treated her like crap. And then
Speaker 2: she picked another Polynesian man.
Speaker 1: He seems to be nice so far.
Speaker 2: So he seems to be nice so far. So fingers crossed.
Speaker 2: So Emily and my dad's favorite Kobe come back, come
Speaker 2: at So they have their gorgeous kids. I don't even
Speaker 2: like kids, but their kids are cute. And and then
Speaker 2: we see like the clip of Kobe meeting uh what
Speaker 2: what's his COVID COVID first kids cob yes, Cobin for
Speaker 2: the first time, they are all reading with the kids
Speaker 2: in bed. When somebody farts and they all laugh and
Speaker 2: then Copen says, Mom, why is your belly getting big?
Speaker 2: And she says it's not, but she is pregnant with
Speaker 2: baby number four. But it's the secret. She's the one
Speaker 2: who has the secret. And Kobe's dad has just passed away.
Speaker 2: I met the dad last time. Oh yeah, he was
Speaker 2: very sick, but Kobe wasn't able to go see him
Speaker 2: at the end, so he said, they hang up a
Speaker 2: photo of him in the living room, and he wants
Speaker 2: to teach the kids how kind the dad was and
Speaker 2: he loved everybody. And I was like, didn't he have
Speaker 2: like twenty five kids with many wives? He did love everybody.
Speaker 1: Well, when I asked Kobe about that, when I talked
Speaker 1: to them the second time on the interview, he was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's not what I meant. I didn't mean the first
Speaker 1: time he kind of said, my dad had lots of women,
Speaker 1: so I had lots of these siblings. And the second time
Speaker 1: he kind of walked it back and was like, no, oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't mean it like that, you know. I was like,
Speaker 1: he's not listening, so I don't really actually know, but
Speaker 1: I do know that she's got siblings and he's got
Speaker 1: other siblings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he seemed nice.
Speaker 1: He seemed very very they were various of the kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. And we see a clip from the wedding
Speaker 2: that they had in Cameroon and Kobe's dad tells Emily's dad,
Speaker 2: thank you for taking care of your son like my son,
Speaker 2: and it's very sweet. So they're gonna tell the kids
Speaker 2: they're pregnant. They set it up like a photo shoot
Speaker 2: and they show the kids the ultrasound and the kids
Speaker 2: don't know what an ultrasound is.
Speaker 1: They're like, is that a black and white drawing of
Speaker 1: a shrimp? What is it? What?
Speaker 2: Fuck? And they're like, we're having a baby. There's a baby.
Speaker 2: And mommy's telling me you're gonna have another baby. And
Speaker 2: they're like, okay, we already have a baby.
Speaker 1: Babies, have another another one.
Speaker 2: And she says the kid's reactions were exactly what I
Speaker 2: was hoping for, and I was like, okay, really because
Speaker 2: it doesn't seem like they were.
Speaker 1: That excited at all.
Speaker 2: But the photos came out really cute. So then we
Speaker 2: meet we see Cleo, who at first thought I wrote Chloe,
Speaker 2: I Love Chloe, and I was like, no, that's not Chloe.
Speaker 2: That's Cleo Cleo, Yeah, Leo love Cleo. She's in England,
Speaker 2: she's thirty five. I forgot she was actually from Italy,
Speaker 2: but she's been in London for sixteen years and that's
Speaker 2: why her accent is a little like not tip.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2: So she's going to Soul, South Korea to get a
Speaker 2: bunch of feminizing surgeries, gender affirming surgeries. And she saw
Speaker 2: what happened to Darcy and Stacey and Turkey, and she
Speaker 2: was like, South Korea is where it's at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not going to know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So she's getting her boobs done and a bunch
Speaker 2: of face face surgeries. Then we see a flashback of
Speaker 2: her ninety day journey with Christian. I forgot how much
Speaker 2: I hated this teach bag. He was dating a transwoman,
Speaker 2: like an experiment, and he was never that into her
Speaker 2: and he was just trying to see if he could
Speaker 2: be into her. It was weird at it, And so
Speaker 2: she got the surgery. She got first surgery, facial surgery
Speaker 2: after she dated him, but she really didn't like the
Speaker 2: results and they had to go back in and fix them.
Speaker 2: So now she is going to a place that she's
Speaker 2: been researching for years. It's the number one plastic surgery
Speaker 2: hospital in South Korea. But she's still very nervous and
Speaker 2: she's going there alone, which made me really sad, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I would have gone with you. I
Speaker 2: don't like that.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't have surgery alone.
Speaker 2: So she tells us how she always knew has a kid.
Speaker 2: Her outside did not reflect her inside, how she felt
Speaker 2: on the inside. She meets with the surgeon and she
Speaker 2: explains how she's a model. She still needs strong features
Speaker 2: in her face, and they explained how the incision marks
Speaker 2: are going to be inside her mouth. And she started
Speaker 2: hormone therapy ten years ago and she did grow some
Speaker 2: small size A boobs, but she doesn't like the shape
Speaker 2: and the asymmetry, and she's self conscious. She feels like
Speaker 2: a teenager. And at this point I realized that with
Speaker 2: the short hair, she looks like Millie Bobby Brown.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a compliment.
Speaker 2: So she's torn about the size because she thinks if
Speaker 2: she goes too small, it'll emphasize what she thinks is
Speaker 2: her broad chest, which I thought was hilarious because girl,
Speaker 2: I would I'm twice as broad, Like literally, if you
Speaker 2: could put two of her and I have line back.
Speaker 1: Her shoulders, well, I don't know about that, but her
Speaker 1: frame is so her frame is very very.
Speaker 2: Slight, so small. She's very small boned, so but she
Speaker 2: had also liked to have cleavage, but she doesn't want
Speaker 2: to go too big. At her hotel, she puts toilet
Speaker 2: paper in her to see what size she should do,
Speaker 2: and she says, I used to do this all the
Speaker 2: time as a kid. Oh, and then she says, these
Speaker 2: poor trees, I'm so sorry, and it's like, you can
Speaker 2: use that toilet paper after So she says, this one's
Speaker 2: too big, like mommy, like guys would eat that up literally,
Speaker 2: but this side is like legend model iconique. So she's
Speaker 2: decided to go with closer to the bee cup, which.
Speaker 1: I think is smart, yes, because she's very very thin
Speaker 1: and like yeah, Willowie, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: So she goes to the surgery and after the surgery,
Speaker 2: she looks crazy. There's so many tubes of blood coming
Speaker 2: out of her mouth and her chest just drainage. Three
Speaker 2: days later, she's a little swollen, but still looks really good,
Speaker 2: like not really bruised. She looks good, and she says,
Speaker 2: this has been so hard to do alone in a
Speaker 2: foreign country next time, because I do want more surgeries,
Speaker 2: I will have someone go with me to help me.
Speaker 2: And then five days postop, the swelling is like gone.
Speaker 2: She looks great, her face looks amazing, and she loves
Speaker 2: her boobs. She loves the size. She feels like she
Speaker 2: fits more, her body fits more with when she feels good.
Speaker 2: Then she's flying home. Her luggage won't close because she's
Speaker 2: bought so much Korean beauty product, which I thought was
Speaker 2: super relatable because they have like really good beauty frus,
Speaker 2: yes they do, so she and then she thanks the
Speaker 2: room for taking care of her noma. Stay to the room, okay,
Speaker 2: and then back in home. Two weeks later, her friend
Speaker 2: Georgina comes over and they're doing a sexy photo shoot
Speaker 2: to show off her snatched face and boobies, and she
Speaker 2: says Korea has changed her inside it out and she's
Speaker 2: ready to hit the dating market. So okay, next time,
Speaker 2: next time, Oh my god, next time appears to only
Speaker 2: be Tiffany, Tim and Cole a Cole from Hunt for Love,
Speaker 2: Oh why exactly, the two guys who dated Jen together
Speaker 2: and Tiffany, So she tells them that something happened with
Speaker 2: Ronnie and she was going to propose to him. Then
Speaker 2: he found the ring and their relationship status has changed.
Speaker 2: And then Tim tells her you need a real man
Speaker 2: like me, and then they the three of them are
Speaker 2: at a bar and they start saying that Tim says
Speaker 2: he like misses. He hasn't been with a woman in
Speaker 2: a long time. And so Tim and Tiffany start kissing
Speaker 2: in front of Cole as like a like, let's just
Speaker 2: kiss for fun, I guess, and Cole is just watching
Speaker 2: and clapping. It's very weird. Then Cole's in this scene
Speaker 2: felt so fake. Cole says, things with Jen are really toxic,
Speaker 2: but I am scared to break up with her because
Speaker 2: she might murder me. And Tim and Tiffany say, call
Speaker 2: her right now, call her, call her, And so he's
Speaker 2: gonna call because he wants to be on TV. So
Speaker 2: he's gonna call her on TV for a breakup. And
Speaker 2: it felt fake.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I mean I thought they were like still
Speaker 1: together or or whatever. But that's so weird. It's so
Speaker 1: weird if that actually worked out that they were still together.
Speaker 2: That's because they both wanted thought they could be on
Speaker 2: a spin off.
Speaker 1: And maybe they are. We just haven't seen it yet,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was weird and like stockersh like possessive. I
Speaker 2: hated both of them. We're both annoying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean because after ninety day og, I mean,
Speaker 1: we've got we have to go through the cycle. But
Speaker 1: I mean we could come back around and they could
Speaker 1: be on BT ninety. I mean it would be a
Speaker 1: year from now. But I mean, you know, what is time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they film who knows. Yeah, she was in America for.
Speaker 1: She was for a long time while Yeah, just where's
Speaker 1: your kid?
Speaker 2: Where's your kid?
Speaker 1: And the words of Rob fucking kids? Okay what Rob
Speaker 1: says about jazzon where are you kids? Fucking kids? We
Speaker 1: don't ever want to give Rob any credit for anything.
Speaker 2: But that's funny.
Speaker 1: But that is funny. It's funny, and it applies to.
Speaker 2: So many people on this show. Yes, yeah, Jasmine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of the men, Jennifer.
Speaker 2: For a lot of them men.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys. That is it. So again I'll remind
Speaker 1: you like I did at the beginning, Thursday, we are
Speaker 1: doing Pink Shade Live. That is for the ten dollars
Speaker 1: and up level of Prime. So if you want to
Speaker 1: joined Patreon or supercast Apple subscriptions. If you're on Apple subscriptions,
Speaker 1: send me a screenshot. Send an email to Ingrid at
Speaker 1: Pink Shade podcast dot com or MP at Pink Shade
Speaker 1: podcast dot com. If you d m me or send
Speaker 1: it like through my Facebook, I'm likely not going to
Speaker 1: see it. So either send it to me on email
Speaker 1: and we will reply with an answer, because if you
Speaker 1: DM me, I mean it's it's a fifty to fifty
Speaker 1: chance I want to see it. Especially people dem me
Speaker 1: all the time on my personal Instagram and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm never going to see that. I never look at it.
Speaker 1: I never look at it.
Speaker 2: That's like me with Facebook. If you've ever sent me
Speaker 2: a Facebook message.
Speaker 1: I've tagged you on Facebook on things and like two
Speaker 1: weeks later you'd be like, I know, I'm my girl.
Speaker 1: That was two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: And you're lucky it wasn't two months ago, because that's
Speaker 2: I go on Facebook, no joke every four months.
Speaker 1: Probably did you have like a Facebook group moderator that
Speaker 1: could go on there and do stuff for you?
Speaker 2: I would love that. Yeah, just ask it any volunteers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are your listeners? Will do it? Theres a
Speaker 1: lot of listeners out there that are like, oh, I
Speaker 1: moderate four Facebook groups. Nope, I'll just add your's no problem,
Speaker 1: and they just check to make sure no words were
Speaker 1: flagged or whatever.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, we have a.
Speaker 1: Couple of listeners to do it for us. Shout out
Speaker 1: to Jess and Leslie and Kristen and Ingrid of course
Speaker 1: everybody that's it. Thank you very very much, and we'll
Speaker 1: be keeping you posted this week on the Bunkie and
Speaker 1: back Door Friends Pink Shade and Little Mistery Gap meetup
Speaker 1: that will be October tenth in New York City. It
Speaker 1: is booked. We're just trying to get that special hotel
Speaker 1: rate for everybody before we give all the information. But
Speaker 1: if you want to go ahead and book your flight Kimberly,
Speaker 1: then just know it is happening. It's the books, The
Speaker 1: venue is books. We're just waiting to get a hotel
Speaker 1: rate and we'll let you know. Yay, hey, and that's it.
Speaker 1: I'll see you later this week with some plathfill Oh