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Speaker 1: Good morning for Hell. That's you, good friend Clayton Live

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from Hell as Usual with Chris Chris.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, if you don't know, I'm dead, and my partner,

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if you don't know I'm dead, and take it again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah sorry. I like to rub my finger on Chris's

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lips a ton of times. Sometimes it worked really well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to do

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this podcast or we interview everyone in Hell with Saine's

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little brother Clayton, that's me. Yeah, so we've been having

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an issue.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. We don't often talk about these kinds of

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things with their audience, but Chris go ahead, because I

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think we need to be transparent. Yeah, all of our

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merch is jammed up. It's all tied up.

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Speaker 2: We're not able to deliver it. We've got a bunch

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of new merch storedug good Morning from hel dot com.

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But it's not being able to delivered.

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Speaker 1: Just so many trade negotiations and just like red tape

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that we've got to cut through. And it's like when

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you think about this is a fantastical show. We have

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all these crazy colorful characters, and then it's like, oh,

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this is kind of what are they talking about trade

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negotiations and for but like these are the real issues

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that the audience I feel like should be aware of. Yeah,

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but Chris, I might have a fix. I might have

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a fix for this. I'm gonna be bringing in a

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guest today, audience, don't click away. It's gonna get a

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little bit more on the logistical side of things. But

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this guy is kind of an expert when it comes

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to trade negotiations and shipping lanes and things like that.

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He's also got some other experiences and other evil sectors

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and places as well. Okay, Chris, do you know who

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the guess is for today? Go ahead, take a crack

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at it. Boris Johnson? No, fuck no, absolutely not. He

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is down here, but now he's still alies is he?

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Is he a deemon? I can't comment. I can't comment anyways. Hey,

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introducing Emperor Sheep Palpatine.

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Speaker 3: Hey, oh, thank you so much for having me, My lord,

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my dark lord.

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Speaker 1: It's so good to see you here. How was your travels?

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Did you travel far?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I fell quite a distance.

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Speaker 3: I was thrown down a reactor shaft as you know,

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again again.

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Speaker 1: With the reactor shafts. Emperor Palpatine.

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Speaker 3: Look, I've died many times. I've fallen. My Granddaughta killed me.

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I was trying to make part of the family.

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Speaker 1: She didn't want it. Now I'm back, I'm back here.

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You gotta get some taller railing. Yeah, you gun's see

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to get some guardrails. What's up with that?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely not no, no, that was the first thing I

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got rid of when I took power and destroyed the republic.

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Uh huh, No more godrails. What's the logic behind no

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more guardrails? Because you seem to have become victim of

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no more guardrails? Briefly, yes, I was thrown over a godrail,

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although if you note, yeah, there was a railing around

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that particular shaft, there was fair fair.

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Speaker 1: But I figure if.

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Speaker 3: You're too weak to stand on your own, if you

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fall down a bottomless pit in my death star, huh,

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you deserve to die.

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Speaker 1: You did lose one of your like little dark Akoli

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guysmall sorry spoilers for a movie from nineteen ninety nine.

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He got pushed out a hole, a chasm, a big chasm.

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He deserved it. He gets cut in half by a paddawan.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no longer my prad this I see Okay, Well,

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I'm glad you came in here from a galaxy far

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far away, that dark, darkasm.

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Speaker 1: Chris, you're geeking out, I can tell. Yeah, you know,

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for propateine in the flesh, it's not very good flush,

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it's very gray, glishies waxy. Yeah, I have looked better,

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I admit. Actually, I don't want to focus on this

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too much. Was this from that one upstart Jedi master?

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What was that guy's name? That mace window? Nice window?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he blocked my force lightning and put it back

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onto my face. And I you know, once you pop

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your cats, it just it just kept on coming.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to turn it off. Frankly, Yeah,

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well I think the look suits you. You look nice

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and evil. I think you're looking great. But hey, in

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for Palpatine, we have so much to get through. You

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are a busy, busy man, you coming and going from

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ruling an empire and cloning and and all that stuff.

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So we won't hold you along. We got some issues, man,

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with these trade roots and these trade negotiations, Like what

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do we do about this? We got all of our

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merched clogged up.

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Speaker 2: First of all, the river dicks. Yeah, dicks aren't flowing. Nope,

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So we're not getting anything down that river. The straight

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up were moose right. Also, our merch is made with oil.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all of it's one hundred percent BPA. Yeah, so

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what do we do? You were a senator in Naboo

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and it was blocked off by the Trade Federation. What

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do we do here?

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Speaker 3: There's so much What you do, Clayton, is you seize

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this opportunity to grasp more power. Okay, this is exactly

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what I did. They're pulling straight from my playbook. Oh

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it sounds to me like whoever's in charge your brother,

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perhaps maybe he's not doing a very good job.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's time for new leadership. You know, my mom,

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Lucy fer always said it was like the rule of two.

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But I'm starting to think that one of us was

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a piece of shit and number two and then the

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other one's a good brother. Me. Yeah, so you're the

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number one, I'm number one. He's I'm the I'm the

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Jedi master, Sith master. Here's the piss. Yeah, he's the

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you know, I'm a Sith. He's my padawan. So yeah,

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so tell us about how did you start out as

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a senator in Naboo and then now you're running an

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entire galaxy up with that.

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Speaker 3: Listen, you start out, you look kind and appealing to everyone,

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kind of like what you're doing right now.

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Speaker 1: You've got this podcast. It's wonderful. What a comfortable studio.

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Speaker 3: You build up a cult of personality, and then you

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manufacture a crisis, okay, that you can then use to

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prove how ineffective the Senate or in your case, the

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current leadership is.

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Speaker 1: Oooh, so you're saying even the Trade Federation thing, that

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was all you're doing. You orchestrated all that nonsense exactly. WHOA.

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Speaker 3: I became best friends with newt Gun Ray Hako and

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Dulte Dope fiend.

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Speaker 1: Love those guys. What's the guy's name. He's like the

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Mecca dudes, and he sounds like he's beatboxing.

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Speaker 3: Wat Tambore yes from the Techno Union. Yes, I love

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that guy.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he was one of my favorites. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I would just make him play music with the force.

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He didn't want to, and I would just dial him

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up to eleven.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. I gotta visit the Techno Union sometimes.

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Speaker 2: So you created a trade crisis. You're playing like five

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D chess here, right, Yeah, at least, what was the

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steps you took?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's more like Sebak or something, Tobacca, I know

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that's CODs. What is this chess? It's kind of like

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there's like a game pad with like squares and checkers

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and then you move these little pieces. There are nights

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in it. I know you don't like Jena and Knights. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh this sounds like hollow chess of course. Oh yes, yeah, chess.

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Never hollow chess. I understand.

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Speaker 2: Sorry I didn't add the qualifier it was hollow. Sorry,

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that's on me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if I ever look confused, just try putting hollow

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in front of whatever you're saying and maybe maybe I'll

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get it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we probably will have clips of this episode on Instagram,

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but I think that it would be like holograms. Oh yeah,

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hollow gram Yes, yeah, yeah yeah, but yeah, no, you're

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playing five D hollow chests, which I guess is technically

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just hollow chest. Yeah, but how are you operating like this?

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Plus you know you're working with like a split personality.

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I mean, you just got so much balancing. How do

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Speaker 3: Delegation? Quite frankly, really you have to start an empire.

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But it doesn't happen on day one. I think you've

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got a great start here already. You've got this Chris

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fellow that you can probably delegate and you can just

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keep him under your thumb forever.

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Speaker 1: You got that part right, But I don't know how

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much I can trust him with Let me look at

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this guy. Have you ever dealt with someone so incompetent?

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Like look at this guy.

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Speaker 3: Hey, my first apprentice got cut in half. It's fair point, Chris.

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Have you ever been cut in half?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Actually many times, mostly by Clayton. Yeah, but he

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doesn't have cool robot legs like Mal though. Also, what's

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your relationship like with Mal? Sorry, we're just going all

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over the place, but I just so many questions ask you?

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You guys ever keep in touch?

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Speaker 3: Ugh, he's always trying to get my attention. I changed

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my number, he finds it somehow. He's always trying to

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find his own apprentices. He just did it again. I

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don't know if you saw that new documentary shadow Lord.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what a loser this guy. Currently, I'm in the

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market for like a new master. If you're in the

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market for a new apprentice, I mean, where do you

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stand on that right now? Do you have anybody in mind?

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, now that I got down here, I

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haven't really checked around. I hadn't even I wasn't expecting

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to be here long. I have acolytes. They're working on

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bringing my spirit back. Okay, but while I'm here, what

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do you say, Clayton? Chris, are you in the market

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for a masta?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: I think technically, am I your padawan? Clayton? You're like

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my padawan. But if we want to obey the rule

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of two, I can cut this guy loose. He's nothing

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to me, sir, he means nothing to me. I can

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cut all earthly desires and things like that. Yeah, I'm

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totally down to go on with your dark vision.

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Speaker 2: So technically, yeah, you mostly have hellish desires, not really

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earthly desires.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so it'd be an easy cut. Clayton.

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Speaker 3: I love the ambition. But Chris, have you not ever

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once tried to usurp Clayton's power?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Chris, you ever tried that? Well?

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Speaker 2: That is the way of evil, the way of the sith. Okay,

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how would I go about usurp being Clayton? Well, you

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start a trade crisis?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Well got that? Oh? Was that your doing. Wait, Chris,

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what is this you're doing? Did you call everything up?

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All the logistics? Chris, I am rethinking everything about you. Well,

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what ambition? All right, I'll admit it. I went to

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go get my dick from the river, Dicks. But ah,

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well I was there Sisyphus, the guy who has to

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like push the big rock up the mountain and then rolls. Yeah,

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he was there getting his dick, right.

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Speaker 2: Obviously his is gonna be rock hard because of the rock,

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and we bumped into each other. His stone fell into

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the river. Okay, So like I might a clogged.

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Speaker 1: You damned up the river Dicks, Chris, Sisyphus is even

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a Star Wars character. All right, I'm trying to be

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Scythephis all right. Uh huh. And then you're taking all

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the attention. You're making him more impressed with you. This sucks.

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This sucks, Chris. You betrayed me. Chris, I am so impressed. Okay,

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So now what do I do from here? Well, you've

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begun the crisis.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Clayton has already proved that he has no

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solution for the problem, So now you have to prove

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that you have a solution. What Okay, and then you

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take control.

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting right here. Well, a solution for the problem, obviously,

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is to what did you do?

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Speaker 3: You started a war, right yeah, like in the stars,

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another manufactured crisis. So the trade crisis, it was easy

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to solve because I caused it in the first place, gotcha.

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So then I had to hold on to my powers.

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So I started a whole war.

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Speaker 2: Okay, between the Republic and the separatists, right correct, And

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you were controlling both of them.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what the equation for that would be.

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He also took over the Supreme Chancellor the vote of

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no confidence through jar jar Binks, as we know. Okay,

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I need my own jar jar Binks. I think you

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are jar jar Binks. Oh that's the closest cop in

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the Star Wars universe that I can think of. To you, Chris, well,

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can you speak on the theory that Jude jar Binks

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is actually a Sith Lord? This again? Ugh? Is jar

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jar down here? Of course? Naturally? Oh really?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well I'll have to check him out. He was

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always kind of clinging on to me.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he heard that I had lost mal and before

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I had a hold of Dooku Jarja thought he could

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worm his way in, but I said no, thanks buddy. Okay,

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So there's the separatists, and that would be like the Claytonists, right,

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and so I need to get a war between Clayton

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his army, which would be me army of one against

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who else? Would it just be Satan's forces? Ye?

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Speaker 1: So me against all of Satan's forces.

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Speaker 3: You already said you've been cutting half many times, so

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you're very resilient. I feel that if you just set

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your mind to it, you can achieve anything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris, you're a real go getter. Assistant producer to

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a middling performing podcast. Yeah, this is ridiculous. Well, but

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you don't have to waste your time with this guy

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is nothing. Well, look, the river Dix isn't flowing. We've

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got all this great merch right. Uh, we got summer

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stuff that was supposed to come last summer, but maybe

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we'll come this summer, Okay.

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Speaker 2: And then we've got why I'm going to Hell? No

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pads where people could write down their sins. That's pretty cool.

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Those actually are pretty cool. Yeah, and then why I'm

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going to Hell? Coozies and glasses. You can acknowledge that

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you have a problem while drinking your alcohol.

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Speaker 1: It's actually pretty funny. Yeah yeah, but we can't sell

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these yet. Over Its sort of good morney from hell

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dot com until we open up, exactly because of people

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under your control who created this trade crisis. I mean,

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if you hadn't hired such incompetent people, you are the

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incompetent person. And well done, Chris, Oh my god, it's working.

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This is working too well. Oh my god. Okay, back

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to your world, all right, we don't need to focus

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on what's going on here. You've had mal, You've had Doku,

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You've had Vader. Have there been any other apprentices that

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we haven't known about that were just kind of like

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non starters? They didn't really go anywhere.

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Speaker 3: Well, I was always pitting Lord Vader against all kinds

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of n'er do wells and potential replacements. No one could

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live up to his power, but I had to keep

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him on his toes, so I was constantly looking at

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the next best thing. I once hired a man named

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Silo to cybernetically enhance a number of people. I took

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a mon Kalamari, you know, like Admiral Lackbar.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a trap. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, big

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fish guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we took his head and we put it on

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the body of General Grievous.

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Speaker 1: That's real. That actually you can read that. That's cannon huh.

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It is Okay, well that's creative. I like that. Thinking

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clearly and stand up the vader though, tell us about

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what are some of your favorite planets to visit. There's

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all sorts of tattooing. Tattooing's a really big thing.

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Speaker 3: You named the two worst ones really yeah, all snow

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and all sand.

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Speaker 1: I hate sand. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was more of a scareff man. I loved the beach,

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but then they blew it up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so scaref that's like a really bougie spot for

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like the Imperial ISB headquarters. Is there some like ulterior

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motives and setting it on the beautiful beach resort planet? Absolutely?

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Speaker 3: If I'm gonna go look at the death stop lands,

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I want to do it with my toes and the sand.

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Speaker 1: So were the short Troopers were they actually a specialty unit,

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like military unit or were they more just like little

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beach cabana boys that would serve drinks as well, cabana

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boys with guns. That's awesome. It's no wonder that they

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weren't able to push off that rebel uprising, because I

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think their guns were probably just margarita machines.

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Speaker 3: When I ask for a shot, I want a shot.

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I see scare sounds beautiful. Oh I feel it right,

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you feel the force?

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Speaker 1: What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Yes, the force is flowing through me. Okay, I have

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to leave my acolytes. They've been successful, but I'm being

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dis erected. Oh I'm getting out of this literal hell hole.

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Oh congratulations. Okay, all right, well he's great.

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Speaker 1: Have you on the show. I mean, I wish you

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could have stuck.

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Speaker 3: Around longer, but you know, this has been a nightmare

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and I hope I never see you too again.

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Speaker 1: Good Bye, Okay, goodbye, Burt Property. Wow, that's pretty cool.

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Give a bit of a short episode, but you know

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it's nice having them come by. Yeah, yeah, Hey, don't

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give me ideas. All right, Look, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Just saying there's problems that we need to deal with,

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and what if we cloned you?

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Speaker 1: What if we cloned me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that would help with the problems that we're having.

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You have more demon power at your hands.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: You could have a demon army. You get twice as

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much done. We just need to clone you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, right. I don't know how this plays in

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your masterplane, if there is such a thing, but you know, yeah, wait,

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hold on, do you hear that? There's knocking at the door?

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Oh you go get that. Oh somehow Palpatine's returned. Oh

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you're back. I died and and too.

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Speaker 3: It was a quick turnaround and to play not work

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out like what happened if they put me in a

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body just riddled with disease.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, I lasted about thirty seconds and it was agony.

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Oh that's brutal. Well. I mean you could use that

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and you can feed off it with the dark Side

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or something like that.

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so that he could throw me off of them really

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the Dark side of the Force. Is that something we

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can access?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, you need teaches some of cool sith tricks.

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I've got the lightning that comes out of my fingertips.

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I'll take it. That's pretty How do you do that? Yeah?

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How do you do that? I just pointing? Oh wow,

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Oh that was powerful. Okay, hold on, let me see

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if I can. Ah, it's not it's not working. Sometimes

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you need to rub your feet on the copt Oh okay,

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I see. Is there some sort of like something with

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my DNA that I need to get me to be

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like a big force user? How do I get to

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be so strong? You need the mediclorians Clayton medichlorians, Okay,

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what is that?

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Speaker 3: The tiny little organisms that help you communicate with the force?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Are there supplements you could take like performance enhancing mediclor

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Can they be injected?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like testosterone therapy, but like medicchlorian therapy. Can we

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do that? Absolutely?

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Speaker 3: If you go to my website you can find some

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that's been synthesized from panther semen.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, cool? Is it blue colors? Yes, panther

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come is blue? Okay, all right, I'm gonna put it

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in a couple of orders out. Fuck the trade roots, Patine,

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the trade roots are still blocked up. Oh god, where

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is this winter rough Dix? If you look at the window,

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it's right out there. If you look, it actually kind

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of looks like Mustafar at the place you might be

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familiar with.

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Speaker 3: Oh, yes, my apprentice, Lord Fata set his castle there.

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Speaker 1: Not the best spot when you think about it. Yeah,

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isn't that way he got his legs shopped off? That

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was hilarious?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so was he? Like I had such a great

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time the first time I was here. I want to

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go back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I thought it would be funny if he had to

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look out and witness at the sight of his most

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horrible failure every day he woke up and that was

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the view from his window.

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Speaker 1: Oh, he's like over there, that's where I choked my

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pregnant wife. And over there that's where my master betrayed

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me and cut off three of my arms. Yeah, huh,

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that's pretty brutal. That's pretty brutal. Well, speaking of getting roasted,

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Oh yeah, sorry, I'm just sow into this Palpatine interview.

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get roasted. Just like this week, we've got James. James says,

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I am big into video games, anime, D and D

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and board games. Never heard that before, never had a

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fan of the show. So they're into video games in

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D and D, Well, you're really unique. Most I have

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never played because I can't get people together. Oh that's

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a sad modifier as D and D stuff. Really into

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D and D. Sounds like you need to work on

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your charisma score. There a couple more points. James also

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says that they work on modern retro consoles, but they

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die a little whenever they remember that the release of

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the console now it's considered retro. So I think that's

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James saying always old. Uh, speaking of dying, you'll probably

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die soon, yep. James also says that he lives with

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four cats in his parents. Are the cats all his

468
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,279
or his parents? I wonder how many cats his parents have?

469
00:20:38,519 --> 00:20:40,200
How many cats are in this house? I wonder if

470
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,839
his parents like the cats more or him. You keep

471
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,720
saying this word cat. What's that cat? It's like a

472
00:20:45,799 --> 00:20:49,599
furry creature with teeth and paws. Oh, like a loath cat.

473
00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:52,880
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, sorry, Oh great, okay, yes, of course,

474
00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:53,559
loath cat.

475
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,240
Speaker 1: Very similar. Yeah. So what James does for a living.

476
00:20:56,319 --> 00:20:59,799
He says he's a server slash cloud engineer for a nonprofit.

477
00:21:00,039 --> 00:21:05,119
What the fuck's a cloud engineering? What's a nonprofit? None

478
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,319
of these terms makes sense. Server slash cloud engineer. Maybe

479
00:21:08,319 --> 00:21:11,039
he worked on cloud City? Oh he works in best Bait.

480
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:14,319
Yeah yeah, Well, this guy sounds like the carbon opposite

481
00:21:14,319 --> 00:21:18,359
of Lando Calarizian, because this guy's got zero charisma. James

482
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:20,640
goes on and tells us an embarrassing story about themselves.

483
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,799
He says, I am in my early thirties and still

484
00:21:23,839 --> 00:21:26,400
sleep with a teddy bear. I had ten thousand dollars

485
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,079
in savings I swore I wouldn't touch, but I spin

486
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,160
it all in collectibles, in retro Japanese games and consoles.

487
00:21:32,279 --> 00:21:34,559
I'm still not totally over the first girl I dated

488
00:21:34,599 --> 00:21:36,799
in high school. I swear I have dated since and

489
00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:39,720
am currently in a long term relationship. WHOA hope she

490
00:21:39,759 --> 00:21:44,920
doesn't listen to this podcast, Jesus, James, without yourself there, James,

491
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,400
you've said too much. He really has. He told his

492
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,680
old master plan. He finished it up by saying that

493
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,799
should be enough material for you guys to work with.

494
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,039
If anything is too much James, Yeah, and he says

495
00:21:55,039 --> 00:21:59,279
their anxiety's gonna skyrocket. What a lame name, James. Yeah.

496
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:03,440
Speaker 3: I hang out with people called Dooku and Poggle. Yeah, James,

497
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,880
what's your ship name all about?

498
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,680
Speaker 1: Get it together? Okay, moved on. We've got Husker Math.

499
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,559
Speaking of names, Husker Math.

500
00:22:09,759 --> 00:22:12,119
Speaker 3: That's a name that sounds like a name that I

501
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,119
would be familiar with it.

502
00:22:13,319 --> 00:22:16,519
Speaker 1: I'm gonna assume that they were a math major from

503
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,920
the University of Nebraska. That's all sorts of sad before

504
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,720
we even start getting into their information. A little bit

505
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,839
about Husker Math. I'm the typical self proclaimed nerd play team,

506
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,680
build computers, blah blah blah. Yeah, We've heard this one before.

507
00:22:31,759 --> 00:22:34,759
Husker Math, I have a degree in mathematics. Oh okay,

508
00:22:34,759 --> 00:22:36,839
there it is nailed it. I love to read fantasy

509
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,880
novels and spend a ridiculous amount of time with my

510
00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:42,880
soul dog, my soul dogs sol dog. What's a soul dog.

511
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,559
Speaker 3: Their name is Shuska with a soul bound by this

512
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,640
dog like a spiritual animal.

513
00:22:48,079 --> 00:22:50,519
Speaker 1: Yeah. They listen to Good Morning from Hell with me

514
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,160
on our way to work every day. So Husker Math

515
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,440
brings their dog to work. You know that's cool?

516
00:22:55,599 --> 00:22:58,319
Speaker 3: Is it like a co pilot situation? Like han solo

517
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,559
and what does a dog?

518
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,319
Speaker 1: All? Right? That actually sounds cool? You get some points

519
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:09,480
back on that when they're at Nebraska Math. Husker Math.

520
00:23:09,559 --> 00:23:10,880
Let me see what they do for a living. I'm

521
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,119
a grant manager for a very large animal shelter. Okay, well,

522
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:15,920
now I'm starting to feel bad about the whole dog thing,

523
00:23:16,079 --> 00:23:19,559
basically begging rich people and companies for money to help animals. Fuck,

524
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:20,440
they're a good person.

525
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 2: So when you bring your dog to work, is that

526
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:25,000
just kind of like rubbing it in the face of

527
00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:27,839
all the other dogs there that you've adopted. Doesn't make

528
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:28,960
the other dogs feel bad.

529
00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 1: It's pretty fucked up, Husker Math, What do you make

530
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,279
in those other poor dogs?

531
00:23:32,319 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 2: Then?

532
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:33,799
Speaker 1: I relate to that.

533
00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 3: As a sith master, you want to let everyone know

534
00:23:36,519 --> 00:23:38,839
who's in charge and who has the power.

535
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,519
Speaker 1: I guess Husker Math is a secret sith lord working

536
00:23:41,599 --> 00:23:44,400
for animal shelter. That's interesting. They have a memory here.

537
00:23:44,519 --> 00:23:46,720
One time in high school, I was walking and looking

538
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,720
down at my phone, and when I got distracted by

539
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,000
a girl walking across the room, I walked directly into

540
00:23:51,039 --> 00:23:52,960
a wall. It wasn't even a pillar, just a wall.

541
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,200
It was say, I never got her name. You know,

542
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:57,079
Husker Math, you might have gotten her name. You just

543
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,680
probably forgot it. When you've got a concussion bouncing your

544
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,240
head off for that wall, old saying just throw shit

545
00:24:02,279 --> 00:24:04,200
at the wall. I guess you kind of did that.

546
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,920
They don't have the force, They didn't foresee that prophecy

547
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:09,880
them slamming their head against the wall. Well that was fun.

548
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,079
I'm glad that we talked to these people who support

549
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,079
us on Patreon and play video games and bill retro

550
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,359
consoles and kid computers.

551
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, Husker Math, maybe he should hit up James and

552
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,079
y'all can play dandy together, because he needs.

553
00:24:19,839 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 1: Someone, James's entire need. So yeah, Husker Math, James, you

554
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:26,119
guys get together, maybe talk about that the first true

555
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:30,000
love that James never got over. That sounds just like Veda.

556
00:24:30,079 --> 00:24:33,920
He was always whining up that, mabe. So thank you

557
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,960
to James and uscar Math. And once again, if you

558
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,640
want to get roasted on our show, I got to

559
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,720
do is follow us over at Patreon. There is a

560
00:24:39,799 --> 00:24:42,039
link in there with how you can submit your name

561
00:24:42,079 --> 00:24:43,920
to get roasted. We encourage you to do that. We're

562
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,839
running out of people to roast and we want to

563
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,559
shit talk more of you guys, So yeah, give it

564
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:51,160
a second. So Palpatine as an evil person, myself and

565
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,319
hopefully your next sith acolyte. I want to get into

566
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,759
master plans. Okay, you've got a bunch of them. Can

567
00:24:56,759 --> 00:24:59,359
you run us through your highlight reel of master plans?

568
00:24:59,519 --> 00:25:00,440
Of course, horse.

569
00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:04,039
Speaker 3: My first idea was to rule the galaxy with the

570
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,160
death Star, a weapon with the power to destroy an

571
00:25:07,319 --> 00:25:08,039
entire planet.

572
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 1: Hell yeah.

573
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 3: My second plan was to rule the galaxy with the

574
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,680
power of a bigger and slightly more powerful death Star.

575
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,599
Speaker 1: Oh what did you call that one?

576
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 3: Well, it never finished, so I had just kind of

577
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,319
put death Star too.

578
00:25:22,519 --> 00:25:26,519
Speaker 1: It was like a temporary name. Okay, Electric Boogloo, you know,

579
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:30,839
fores lighting, So yeah, that's fun. Yeah, Wellwatanic too, the

580
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,880
Unseekable starship. All right, after death Star two, what was

581
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,000
your big plan after that one?

582
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 3: Well, we had started working on an even bigger ball

583
00:25:39,279 --> 00:25:43,039
that was able to destroy multiple planets at the same time.

584
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 1: Oh cool, it was that Death Star three.

585
00:25:45,319 --> 00:25:47,839
Speaker 3: I wasn't part of the naming process. That was kind

586
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,680
of when I was laying low. Oh okay, and they

587
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,680
called it star Kular Base. Still hot star in there,

588
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:54,559
which is pretty rad.

589
00:25:54,599 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 1: I guess, I.

590
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,640
Speaker 3: Guess it's not what I would have gone with. Yeah,

591
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:58,920
what would you have gone with?

592
00:25:59,319 --> 00:26:02,559
Speaker 1: Death a Star? Okay? All right, I was thinking death

593
00:26:02,559 --> 00:26:04,559
Star three, But death of your Star that's kind of cool.

594
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,839
You're more lethal. Yeah, so we got the death Star,

595
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,400
death Star two, Star Killer Base. What's that fourth thing? Oh?

596
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:14,160
Speaker 3: Well, after that, I had a bunch of star destroyers huh,

597
00:26:14,279 --> 00:26:17,480
outfitted with tiny little versions of the super laser that

598
00:26:17,559 --> 00:26:20,119
could also destroy an entire planet.

599
00:26:20,759 --> 00:26:22,799
Speaker 1: But there were a whole lot of them. Okay. Was

600
00:26:22,799 --> 00:26:24,440
there any sort of naming convention for those?

601
00:26:24,599 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 3: They called them the Zeiston Class Star Destroyer. I don't

602
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,720
know where that came from. It's a little German if

603
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:30,759
you ask me. That's interesting.

604
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:33,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, huh, Well would you name it maybe something like

605
00:26:33,519 --> 00:26:34,720
the mini Death Stars?

606
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:39,079
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, many death triangles, death triangles. That's fun, kind

607
00:26:39,079 --> 00:26:41,799
of getting sound sound like band names. Fleet of Death.

608
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,359
Oh oh, fleet of Death. I like that. That's nice.

609
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,680
That's nice. Also good band name. But unfortunately these have

610
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,359
fallen apart. What was the crux of all these things?

611
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,240
How do they always spoil your plots? Your death plots?

612
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 3: I didn't want to get into this, but I guess

613
00:26:55,279 --> 00:26:57,119
at the end of the day, I'm afraid I'm a

614
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:58,400
bit of a one trick pony.

615
00:26:58,960 --> 00:26:59,279
Speaker 1: Oh.

616
00:26:59,319 --> 00:27:02,039
Speaker 3: I had one idea. I thought it would work, and

617
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,279
it didn't. So I was like, let's just do it again,

618
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:04,839
but bigger.

619
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:05,519
Speaker 1: Yeah.

620
00:27:05,559 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 3: And the more I tried to force it, the less

621
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,119
it seemed to work.

622
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: But you're so good with the force, you should be

623
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,480
able to force it. Good, it's good. I'm shocked that

624
00:27:13,519 --> 00:27:15,119
they were able to foil you so many times. But

625
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:19,000
clearly you were going against like a crazy advanced foe. Right.

626
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 3: I wasn't there at the time, but there was this

627
00:27:22,799 --> 00:27:27,720
one farm boy who had never left his planet before. Ah,

628
00:27:27,799 --> 00:27:30,400
and he got in his ship and it was unlucky.

629
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 1: Shot.

630
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,839
Speaker 3: The force was very strong with it. And turns out

631
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,640
he was my apprentice's son.

632
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 1: Ah. Nippo Baby.

633
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Nippo Baby, the second one. Ah, that one

634
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,559
never finished construction. So like the whole was even bigger.

635
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,440
Ships flew inside and meanwhile on the ground there were

636
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:51,319
these adorable creatures just wreaking havoc.

637
00:27:51,039 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: On my stormtroopers. Oh, like the Wookies, like the big, big,

638
00:27:54,559 --> 00:27:57,200
like eight foot tall like bear guys. Those guys.

639
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 3: No, they were smaller, the Teddy Bear. Yes, that's what

640
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,680
I've heard they were called. They're not as cute as

641
00:28:03,759 --> 00:28:05,759
you might think. They ate people.

642
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you don't think about that. They're actually very

643
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,400
talented musicians too. Have you ever heard that track Yub

644
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,519
Nub It's pretty fucking sick. I think the Ewoks should

645
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:16,319
do a collab with the Techno Union and do a

646
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:18,279
remix of that. That's what I think personally.

647
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,880
Speaker 2: Going back to our trade crisis, Palpatine, because now that

648
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,200
I've created this crisis, I now need to be the

649
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,079
one that solves it.

650
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 3: Have you considered building a weapon with the power to

651
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,039
destroy a boulder in a single blast.

652
00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: Oh, that's an idea. We could call it like kill

653
00:28:35,519 --> 00:28:38,839
Star or something rock Star. That's good, Chris. You have

654
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,920
a knack for this now. I think that's a license.

655
00:28:44,119 --> 00:28:46,279
Speaker 2: Okay, how long did it take you to build the

656
00:28:46,359 --> 00:28:48,240
death Star? Because if I build the rock Star, you

657
00:28:48,279 --> 00:28:50,000
know we got to get this march going quick.

658
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that might take a while, like two decades. Okay,

659
00:28:53,359 --> 00:28:54,920
we don't have that kind of time. Chris.

660
00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:59,039
Speaker 3: There is a power even greater than that of the Rockstar.

661
00:28:59,359 --> 00:29:00,599
I feel it than you.

662
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: What the force? What force? Use your aggressive feelings? You

663
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,920
can lift the boulder. Chris, you're talking about this, Chris,

664
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,279
he has the force. Did you not hear him name

665
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,880
the rock Star that was inspired? I don't know. I'm

666
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:15,720
not that aggressive.

667
00:29:16,079 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 3: Reach out with your fear and your anger. You do

668
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,319
definitely have fear.

669
00:29:20,599 --> 00:29:23,359
Speaker 1: I think he meant metaphorically, stop touching my face. CRSs

670
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,680
stop stop. Sorry? Sorry? You want me to just like

671
00:29:25,839 --> 00:29:31,039
lift it with the force exactly? Yeah, that'll happen. Sure, Yeah,

672
00:29:31,079 --> 00:29:32,960
go ahead, Chris, reach out and do the.

673
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 3: Oh, internalize your anger everything, Clayton says to you, use it.

674
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,759
Speaker 1: All right, audience. He looks really consipated. His hands are

675
00:29:41,799 --> 00:29:44,359
reached out. He looks like that stupid kid from Stranger Things.

676
00:29:44,359 --> 00:29:47,279
This is gonna go. No, Holy fucking shit, the boulder

677
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:52,079
it's working. Just trying to get my rocks off. Chris,

678
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,359
Is this a joke? Is it like this? Like? What

679
00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:57,160
is going on? Oh my god, I can't do it.

680
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:02,559
Speaker 3: I can't stupid, only big in your mind, watch and learn.

681
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's sorry. I have to make this noise.

682
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,079
That's okay, that's okay, it's really impressive. Whoa, whoa, he's

683
00:30:09,119 --> 00:30:11,720
moving it all right. Yeah, the rivers you just drop

684
00:30:11,839 --> 00:30:16,960
or wherever it's getting really close property. I'm gonna get

685
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:21,960
out of the way because this thing's coming that's right

686
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:25,359
above me. Guys, this is a little precarious.

687
00:30:24,799 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 3: Chris, trust in yourself. I will let this boulder go

688
00:30:28,599 --> 00:30:31,039
and you can hold it and save your friend.

689
00:30:31,119 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: Chris. I need to focus, all right, use the dark side, okay.

690
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 2: In three two one, I thought you're gonna go on

691
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,279
three two one go that's my bet.

692
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 1: But Chris, yes, in a sense, you just killed your master.

693
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,599
Oh this is the way of the Sith.

694
00:30:46,759 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 2: Wow, Hey, Palpatine, this has been a great having you on.

695
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,519
I've had so much fun, What a joy. He'll probably

696
00:30:53,599 --> 00:30:57,359
get reborn as demons do, as the Sith do too. Yeah,

697
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,759
but I'll tell you what though, the trader routes are open.

698
00:30:59,759 --> 00:31:01,839
We've all this great new merch it stored out good

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Morning from Hell dot com and it's available, so go

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check it out because that will help me and my

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quest for power. Well, thanks Palpatine. Oh, looks like you're

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getting revived again.

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Speaker 3: Or well, Chris, I'm sure you would have made a

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fine at print this, but quod lack on your own.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wo be sure to subscribe and tell your friends

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anything else.

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Speaker 1: Clayton, I guess that was technically hail Clayton. Hey guys,

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thanks for join us for another episode of Good Morning

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from Hell. Happy Star Wars Day if you're listening to

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this on May the fourth, and we want to thank

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our special guest Alex Damon for coming on from Star

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Wars explained. Yeah, Happy Star Wars Day everyone. Yeah, Alex,

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tell the people where you're coming in from, what do

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you do and what kind of content they can check

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you and Molly out in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife Molly and I we run a YouTube

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channel called star Wars Explained, where we talk about Star

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Wars every single day. May fourth is a huge day

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for us. Obviously. We just put out a video we

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do every year that is a complete chronological timeline of

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the entire Star Wars canon. It's over two hours long.

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This year just keeps getting longer. But ah, yeah, that's

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something that we love to put out every year. So

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I'll just send people that way to our YouTube channel.

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Speaker 1: So if you're a Star Wars fan, they should go

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check out your stuff. Yeah, Alex, I've bumped into you

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a couple of times. I think you said earlier you've

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been into RTX, but like I can see you at

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Star Wars celebration. You're so big in the community, and

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I remember admiring you guys' stuff before, like knowing who

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you guys were. So this has been a lot of

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fun to collab with you man. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: It truly was a lot of fun, like fun to

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do something creative and improvisational and not just talking about

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what happened in the comics and stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, even though we still did Yeah, yeah, I

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know we really did. You're like, ah, a break from

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talking about stuff. Nevermind, Well we're gonna talk more about

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I guess some Star Wars related sins over and Why

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We're Going to Hell, which is our post show for

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Patreon members. But yeah, thanks Alex for joining us for

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this episode.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: Bye,