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<v Speaker 1>Caloroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.

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<v Speaker 2>Bert Krasher shocked about how he writes his material down.

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<v Speaker 2>He told Variety, I'm an old school pen to paper guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I love being on a plane, getting a cocktail and

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<v Speaker 2>writing during takeoff. I have a certain kind of book

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<v Speaker 2>I use, and a certain kind of pen I use.

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<v Speaker 2>The jelly roll oh Age is my favorite pen. Back

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<v Speaker 2>in the day, i'd carry the book on me all

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<v Speaker 2>the time. Now I just have my phone. I have

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<v Speaker 2>a note section that says new material, and it's probably

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<v Speaker 2>twenty pages long. It's everything I find funny. Like I

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<v Speaker 2>talked to a guy the other day who said he

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<v Speaker 2>and his wife went to Paris, and I asked what

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<v Speaker 2>they did, and he goes Disneyland in Paris was so awesome,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, what, who goes to Disneyland in Paris?

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<v Speaker 1>I write that down? Then, when a building an hour,

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<v Speaker 1>I might pepper those observations into a story to make

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<v Speaker 1>it a little richer. I collect them. It's almost like

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<v Speaker 1>a spice rack. Bert, do you ever do corporate gigs? Never?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't get me to do one. I have no

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<v Speaker 1>interest in that. I don't like being told what to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I have what my wife would acknowledge as bad behaviors,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not a good employee. I'm not good with

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of millionaires telling me what to do. I

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<v Speaker 1>did a corporate gig in Aspen. That's when I really

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<v Speaker 1>needed the money. I got paid twenty five grand, which

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<v Speaker 1>is still a lot of money, but back then it

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<v Speaker 1>was take care of us for a couple of months money.

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<v Speaker 1>It was for a hedge fun and I got up

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<v Speaker 1>there and they're like, well, kind of watch you wearing.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried doing some material on my watch, and then

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<v Speaker 1>one guy in the front row goes, dude, do the machine,

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<v Speaker 1>let's barty. So I did twelve minutes, I told the

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<v Speaker 1>machine and we went to a bar and got wasted.

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<v Speaker 1>Having said that, I did do a gig for a

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<v Speaker 1>company called Planeter back when they were just a startup.

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<v Speaker 1>They gave me five grand. I just came in and

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<v Speaker 1>rost with them for an hour. Broady said you should

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<v Speaker 1>ask for equity when you do these gigs. Bert, I

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<v Speaker 1>almost guarantee you they offered me equity, and I had

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<v Speaker 1>no idea what planet or was these two dudes. We

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<v Speaker 1>smoked cigars drink whiskey and talked about securities or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Bert what about international gigs. He said, there's one gig

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<v Speaker 1>I'm toying with an Abu Dhabi, but the rule is

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<v Speaker 1>you can't take a shirt off. I don't trust myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I think every comic has this weird anti authority behavior.

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<v Speaker 1>If you tell me not to, I'm gonna it'd be

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<v Speaker 1>weird to see Bert with a shirt on at this point, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's kind of like his image. Or I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>so close to it that the Hall monitor is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get a little upset. But every other international gig Dublin

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<v Speaker 1>is probably the best show I've ever had. It's so

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<v Speaker 1>funny how small the world has gotten. Netflix has changed

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<v Speaker 1>the game with comedy because people come out to hear

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<v Speaker 1>your show in Dublin and they look like a dude

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<v Speaker 1>from Omaha. They just sound different. Greece was a little weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I was getting ready for my Razzle Dazzle special and

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<v Speaker 1>I had this joke it wasn't working about getting some

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<v Speaker 1>manscaping done. Let me leave it there, and it's quite

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<v Speaker 1>aggressive man escaping, but it said I did it in Greece,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was like I was reading the Bible. They

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<v Speaker 1>were losing their minds. It made the joke better because

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<v Speaker 1>they really experienced it. Patton Oswall talked about touring the country.

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<v Speaker 1>He tries to separate people from politics and welcomes almost

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<v Speaker 1>everyone to his shows. He says, I never go to

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<v Speaker 1>a place in dreadite like Ugh, I'm in Mississippi now.

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<v Speaker 1>There's always pockets of coolness and resistance everywhere in the

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<v Speaker 1>red estates. Also, five minutes outside of LA you're basically

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<v Speaker 1>in a red state. Then you can be an Asheville,

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<v Speaker 1>North Carolina, which is one of the most left wing

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<v Speaker 1>progressive places on Earth. So it depends where you are,

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<v Speaker 1>and now you treat the people you meet. Brian Possayin

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<v Speaker 1>spoke to the Sonoma's Sun. Brian was excited about returning

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<v Speaker 1>to Sonoma, where he grew up. He said it was

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<v Speaker 1>a big gig for me. Usually when I have performances

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<v Speaker 1>coming up, I'm not thinking about what to do because

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<v Speaker 1>I already have an act. But to be performing in

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<v Speaker 1>the theater where I first saw Jaws is next level.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom used to drop me off at the theater

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<v Speaker 1>with movie money and be gone all day here. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember that kids from these seventies and eighties. The Sebastiani

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<v Speaker 1>Theater was a big part of forming who I've become.

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<v Speaker 1>The first time I performed comedy in Sonoma was ninety

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<v Speaker 1>one on the stage at the Plaza. The last time

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<v Speaker 1>was in ninety two. I had to do it at

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<v Speaker 1>the theater where I may or may not have written

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<v Speaker 1>George Washington's slept here on the seat in front of

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<v Speaker 1>me during a Clint Eastwood matinee. Is pretty cool and

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a full circle moment from me from the

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<v Speaker 1>Coin Telegraph, your home for comedy news. Explain why TJ.

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<v Speaker 1>Miller wants to be a trustworthy face for bitcoin. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you can't trust TJ Miller, who can you trust?

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<v Speaker 1>He explained. It all started with a casual coffee run

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<v Speaker 1>in Manhattan. While in town for a Bitcoin investor week,

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<v Speaker 1>Gareth stopped by the Romeo and Juliet Cafe where his

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<v Speaker 1>bitcoiner Radar went off. Tells us the Coin Telegraph sitting

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<v Speaker 1>nearby in that cafe TJ. Miller, who it turns out,

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<v Speaker 1>was happy to dive into an impromptu conversation about all

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<v Speaker 1>things bitcoin. TJ explains, you can tell that I'm passionate

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<v Speaker 1>about it, and so That's what I'd like to do

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<v Speaker 1>is sort of be able to be somebody that brings

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<v Speaker 1>cultural awareness, spread awareness, and just be a trusting name

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<v Speaker 1>and face in the bitcoin community that hopefully will bring

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<v Speaker 1>more people to it. Because it's important for people to

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<v Speaker 1>buy bitcoin, but it's all important for people to understand

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<v Speaker 1>why and not just buy bitcoin, but why bitcoin. Rosebud

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<v Speaker 1>Baker spoke to The Hollywood Reporter about her decision to

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<v Speaker 1>work her miscarriages into her material. Her recent special shows

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<v Speaker 1>her both pregnant and then after delivering a healthy child.

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<v Speaker 1>Rosebud explained, Look, I'll be honest with you, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have a lot of faith that she was going to

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<v Speaker 1>make it. I've never had a superstition about it where

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, oh, if I talk about this, something bad

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<v Speaker 1>could happen. It was more like, if I talk about

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<v Speaker 1>it and then something bad happens, how do I address that.

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<v Speaker 1>I really sat on my original material and then the

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<v Speaker 1>jokes that were in it, so I could talk about

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<v Speaker 1>what this feels now asposed to what I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>would feel like when I was pregnant. The special something

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<v Speaker 1>I would have really appreciated when I was battling with

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<v Speaker 1>whether or not I wanted to have kids. I made

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<v Speaker 1>something for my former self. I joked about my miscarriage

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<v Speaker 1>the week hand happen. I was going on stage and

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<v Speaker 1>doing those jokes. That being said, after about three weeks

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<v Speaker 1>of running those jokes, I realized I hadn't processed enough

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<v Speaker 1>to be telling them. It went for being excited to

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<v Speaker 1>I need a second with this alone before I can

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<v Speaker 1>bring the topic back up. So even though I can

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<v Speaker 1>write a joke about something sad right away, until I've

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<v Speaker 1>actually dealt with it, it's not fun. Audiences need to

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<v Speaker 1>feel safe to laugh at this stuff, and if I

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<v Speaker 1>don't feel truly cool about laughing at it, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>have a shot. At the beginning of my tour, when

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<v Speaker 1>I was pregnant, I knew I was going to tape

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<v Speaker 1>that hour because I didn't think i'd have a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of time afterried the baby. It's not a good enough

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<v Speaker 1>reason to actually put a tape out there. But then

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking to my comic friend Ryan Hamilton, and

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<v Speaker 1>he suggested holding onto it and revisiting it after the

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<v Speaker 1>baby whenever I got to it. So then I filmed

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<v Speaker 1>a whole news special with the updated material and decided

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<v Speaker 1>to just send both tapes to my incredible editor Killie

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<v Speaker 1>and told her pit whatever works and just airr on

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<v Speaker 1>the side of funny, So it became a combination of

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<v Speaker 1>the two specials. Andrew Schultz talked about one man shows

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<v Speaker 1>and said, I have respect for the one man show people,

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<v Speaker 1>but sometimes I feel like you're asking the audience to

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<v Speaker 1>lower their comedic expectations. And that's okay because there's another

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<v Speaker 1>component that might fill that void. But for me, it

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<v Speaker 1>was like, what could I do to make you laugh

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<v Speaker 1>as loud as you've always laughed when you come to

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<v Speaker 1>my shows? And one of the most rewarding things that

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<v Speaker 1>I get these dms to this day. People come to

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<v Speaker 1>the show. They had no clue because I didn't promote

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<v Speaker 1>it like this. They probably saw the Life tour and

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<v Speaker 1>they thought I was bragging like I'm living a life.

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<v Speaker 1>So they come to the show expecting one thing, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they leave and they'll DM me like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>we just started our IVF journey. Then they'll message to

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<v Speaker 1>me months later like here's a picture of our baby.

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<v Speaker 1>We just got pregnant, where some people were struggling and

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<v Speaker 1>they say this gave him a little more hope. And

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<v Speaker 1>again that's not what you go in expecting. I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted people to come laugh, but have that kind of

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<v Speaker 1>connection with people on top of it. It's been awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Burr was talking about his special drop dead years,

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<v Speaker 1>and he said, sometimes late at night, I put the

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<v Speaker 1>think about them and I get sad. But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>look at death as something to be feared. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think there's this angry, invisible guy that's gonna be upset.

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<v Speaker 1>Who has the time to watch the tapes of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be up there just pointing my

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<v Speaker 1>finger at the crowd the whole time. God knows I

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<v Speaker 1>was guilty of that early in my career, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>just where I was as a young man. I was

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<v Speaker 1>lashing out at everything. As you get older, hopefully you

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<v Speaker 1>realize that you're bring some of the problems to the

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<v Speaker 1>table and maybe the way you handle things isn't the

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<v Speaker 1>best way. Much like Schultz, Burr has heard from fans.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, I hear it in the way they're laughing,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's good for women here. That's understand there's perception

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<v Speaker 1>that men are just dimensional. Get man sandwich a man happy.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a little more nuanced to guys than perhaps they thought.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the fun things about getting older is your

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<v Speaker 1>perception changes on things. For me, we was starting to

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<v Speaker 1>understand women a little bit, which is crazy something I

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<v Speaker 1>never thought I would do. I thought forever they'd be

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<v Speaker 1>confusing to me. Maybe it's because I can communicate better,

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<v Speaker 1>or the women in my life communicate better with me. Still,

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<v Speaker 1>God knows, it's Alwa's going to be our fault. Spoiler

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<v Speaker 1>for the new special. He talked a little bit about

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<v Speaker 1>Israel and Palestine, and Bill explains, if you listen to

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<v Speaker 1>that bit, it's apolitical. I'm just saying we need to

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<v Speaker 1>come up with a way to solve our differences without

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<v Speaker 1>dropping bombs on children. I don't think anybody would have

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<v Speaker 1>a problem with that. The great thing about travel, if

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<v Speaker 1>you travel with your ears open, is you see way

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<v Speaker 1>more similarities than differences. Everybody kind of wants the same thing,

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<v Speaker 1>to chill out with people they love, to have enough

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<v Speaker 1>money for food and clothing and shelter, and to be

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<v Speaker 1>able ex hail and not worry about what's coming around

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<v Speaker 1>the corner. What really bothers me when I travel is

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<v Speaker 1>the level of angst and worry out there from hardworking people.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why when I tour, go to the twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>cities you're supposed to go to after you make it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just did a whole tour of the Central Valley,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got to tell them my perspective on things,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got to listen to theirs. I learned a

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<v Speaker 1>lot more about California than I ever knew. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>out here for seventeen years. It's interesting seeing what they

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<v Speaker 1>find funny and what they don't. Bill has asked what's

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<v Speaker 1>the worst trend in comedy right now? He says, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't tell people how to do things. What I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I should be doing is making fun of both sides.

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<v Speaker 1>My job's not to pick a side. You come to

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<v Speaker 1>see me because you want to forget about your problems.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if I do make fun of a politician, I

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<v Speaker 1>always make sure I get them both. If I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>make fun of CNN, I gotta make fun of Fox

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<v Speaker 1>and make fun of the whole thing, because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like politicians work for us. They work for the

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<v Speaker 1>super rich, and they're grossly underpaid, so they're open up.

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<v Speaker 1>Bribery gives regular people something to get mad at. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program,

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