Speaker 1: Is the CaCO Day radio program. I think why I
Speaker 1: want it to be done is because everything's yellow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and nobody should have I think that in North Carolina,
Speaker 1: the first week where everything's covered in you know, yellow
Speaker 1: should be a state holiday because like your brain scrambled,
Speaker 1: you're tired, you're sneezing, sneezing season whatever, Like who's with
Speaker 1: me on ros You're with me?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I open up the door this morning at like three
Speaker 3: am to take the trash out, like pulling it out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: before I go to work, and I noticed, I'm like,
Speaker 3: what is on top of the trash can. I'm like,
Speaker 3: what is this? I'm like, oh no, and I drive,
Speaker 3: you know, I bring it in to the curb. Look
Speaker 3: at the car. Yeah, my white vehicle is this yellow.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, this is why I've had I've been
Speaker 3: so tired the past two days.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like when you're right, you're like, oh, it's
Speaker 3: gonna rain because my bone's hurt. Same same thing. You're like,
Speaker 3: I just want to sleep and I don't understand why.
Speaker 1: Now, when you were younger, did you ever kind of
Speaker 1: like for a moment, like you know, people go, I
Speaker 1: have a bad knee. I know it's gonna snow, right,
Speaker 1: And I remember thinking, I don't want a bad knee,
Speaker 1: but I'd love to be able to like predict snow
Speaker 1: for her her rain for a few days. And that
Speaker 1: I mean, we got Ray to do that. So we're
Speaker 1: a little spoiled.
Speaker 3: But that's like a horrible X Men power. But it's
Speaker 3: a power. It's still a power. Okay, it's still a power.
Speaker 3: And we live in a time when the higher ups.
Speaker 3: Big brother doesn't want you to have superpowers. I will
Speaker 3: prove that to you today.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, have you got a you gotta know
Speaker 1: you got to you know, uh uh, you know, a
Speaker 1: fake rotator cuff or what you know, whatever, You wouldn't
Speaker 1: have a fake rotator, but you know what I mean, right, Like,
Speaker 1: so if and if that thing aches three days before
Speaker 1: it rains, that's still a power. You're still good to
Speaker 1: go there. But yeah, I you know, I don't think
Speaker 1: people should be expected to achieve anything during the first
Speaker 1: week of pollen in North Carolina. I know that it
Speaker 1: obviously harasses some of you the whole time. That's my
Speaker 1: normal adjustment, right, I'm not sure ross do you adjust
Speaker 1: into it or do you just sneeze the whole time.
Speaker 1: I'm not a clarity and guy, I've never seen you
Speaker 1: poping like clarity. I do that.
Speaker 3: No, yes, I do?
Speaker 1: Oh do Yeah you've never seen it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know at home before I come in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, because.
Speaker 3: Otherwise I can't function.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here's the thing. It's awful. And this is just
Speaker 3: specific to me or maybe another you know, special needs
Speaker 3: autism parent feels it. But Lincoln has a serious issue
Speaker 3: with sneezes because it's a sudden, loud noise, sure jarring.
Speaker 3: So when I have to force myself not to sneeze,
Speaker 3: and it's it's painful. So like when I have to sneeze,
Speaker 3: I literally, did you squeeze the bridge of your nose
Speaker 3: and it'll make the sneeze go away. It's awful. Like
Speaker 3: if I sneeze randomly, I'll have a kid crying for
Speaker 3: two hours.
Speaker 1: I want shit, don't burst though, I mean pain.
Speaker 3: You're dealing with this.
Speaker 1: Suck you ever, you ever? You ever not sneezed or
Speaker 1: did like that half sneeze and then other things happened.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can get into.
Speaker 3: This on the that is not happened to me, you know, No, okay,
Speaker 3: all right, like from the other end. Yeah, no, like
Speaker 3: you're you're gonna burst do my roommate did that really?
Speaker 3: My roommate in uh Santa in Santa Barbara. There's no
Speaker 3: coming back from that. You gotta move.
Speaker 1: It was near Cinco to my Oh, that's okay, dude.
Speaker 1: He never to this day. I would call him. I
Speaker 1: would call I would call him if if if I
Speaker 1: was to call him, I would remind him of that
Speaker 1: because we told him were like because because he was
Speaker 1: the dude who would like never let.
Speaker 3: Anything die, right, right, So he did it to himself.
Speaker 1: So when that when that unfortunate incident occurred.
Speaker 3: Hey, you remember when you pooped yourself poop Gate?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeh, it's it's even verse is he did
Speaker 1: it in the hot tub hot oh dude. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is why it rose to the level of you we
Speaker 1: will It was like it was like nine to eleven
Speaker 1: in the sense that we will never forget, right, Like
Speaker 1: obviously this is pre nine to eleven kind of, but
Speaker 1: that was the language we used with him, and so
Speaker 1: when I I this is some of you're gonna get
Speaker 1: mad whatever. When nine to eleven rolled around, and that
Speaker 1: kind of became the language. You know, never forget, we
Speaker 1: never forget, Like I remember screwing with that dude. I'm like,
Speaker 1: they adopted your slogan because that's what we would say.
Speaker 1: And I think it was prompted off of Ah, what
Speaker 1: was there was some incident that there was some incident
Speaker 1: that happened in Santa Barbara, a bunch of people got killed,
Speaker 1: and then they would use that language and it just unfortunately,
Speaker 1: unfortunately coincided with the sneeze slash hot tub poop gate.
Speaker 3: So now you're gonna be like one day, like giving
Speaker 3: a speech in his eulogy, gonna have to tell the story.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, yes, yes.
Speaker 3: And then there was this one time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a he is a muckety muck within the
Speaker 1: Los Angeles Fire Department. Now, his his dad was like
Speaker 1: a chief, one of the one of the chiefs up there.
Speaker 1: He just so he kind of followed in the footsteps.
Speaker 1: But it's like, I wonder if all the dudes he
Speaker 1: works with. No, I've had this conversation with one of
Speaker 1: my former roommates. We're like, I'll just leave it alone.
Speaker 1: He's a night like. We like him obviously, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was that was the whole thing. Man, All right,
Speaker 1: there we go. Uh eight eight eight nine three four
Speaker 1: seven eight seven before did you see this email from
Speaker 1: race stagic this morning? This is the proble we're about
Speaker 1: to run into ross. Did you see this email from
Speaker 1: race stage? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I figured it all out of spine.
Speaker 1: No no, no no, but look at the date. Look
Speaker 1: at the date that he says.
Speaker 3: I already deleted it, so have to find a holda It.
Speaker 1: Says, Hey, guys, we're moving over to a new audio
Speaker 1: delivery platform or next Tuesday, April first. I don't know
Speaker 1: that I can believed. Yeah, you can't. Here's the deal.
Speaker 1: You can't do anything of substance on April first and
Speaker 1: tell people you're doing it. I'm not going to invest
Speaker 1: the emotional energy to believe that you're telling the truth
Speaker 1: because I don't want to get tricked. So, I mean,
Speaker 1: it sounds all technical, and I understand. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys. When Ray was out, we had the
Speaker 1: other filling guys and they were on the phone. It's
Speaker 1: because of this weird technical thing going on, which shockingly,
Speaker 1: you know, we never have technical stuff around these parts.
Speaker 1: So yeah, but you can't. You can't plan anything for
Speaker 1: April first, because nobody believes you, so tell Ray I didn't.
Speaker 1: We're not falling for it. All right, I'm gonna send
Speaker 1: an email here in the next break. We'll let them know.
Speaker 1: By the way, I got to correct something yesterday. Ross.
Speaker 1: You remember on the show yesterday, what right at the
Speaker 1: end of the show I mentioned that they were talking
Speaker 1: about killing the bar down there in South Africa and
Speaker 1: like genociding white people and that's that's not cool. Remember
Speaker 1: when I mentioned that right at the end of the show. Well,
Speaker 1: the South African Supreme Court is ruled. It's just a
Speaker 1: struggle song and they don't mean it, so we're all good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's which is weird because there are a lot of
Speaker 1: quote unquote struggle songs, slave hymnals, things, you know, historically
Speaker 1: here in the US, and none of them were like
Speaker 1: kill the white people, right, So I mean we had
Speaker 1: to wait for Eddie Murphy to do that on SNL
Speaker 1: like back in the day. So I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I am wondering if perhaps maybe the Supreme Court down
Speaker 1: there might be a little bias here. So but anyway,
Speaker 1: I just saw this this morning. Yeah, I mean this
Speaker 1: would be from the SNL skin, which is great if
Speaker 1: you don't know, is it. Eddie Murphy is a reggae
Speaker 1: band in the BFW in ess to Town. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: had noses on the ground. That's unfortunate. I played my father, bitch.
Speaker 1: I don't know, mama.
Speaker 4: The shit.
Speaker 1: That show was a bitch.
Speaker 5: No no, no's fine, struggle, sun my red.
Speaker 1: And a capitalism all in all in one man.
Speaker 3: That doesn't make me feel good.
Speaker 1: Well, no, no, no. But here's the thing. Context matters. Obviously,
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy wasn't advocating for killing all the white people.
Speaker 1: He was trying to make a joke to entertain, which
Speaker 1: is literally a comment that I saw somebody point out,
Speaker 1: which made this whole segment possible. In response to the
Speaker 1: BBC's coverage of this story, which I emailed myself this morning,
Speaker 1: and they're like, well, are you saying Eddie Murphy mentet
Speaker 1: when they were saying kill the white people? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: one great reference, we just talked about it on the
Speaker 1: show recently. Two, you're an idiot and you're a dishonest one.
Speaker 1: They are not trying to It's not an SNL skit
Speaker 1: down there. It's one of the major political parties at
Speaker 1: their like gathering. They're not doing comedy. But hey, the
Speaker 1: Supreme Court ruled it's just a struggle song. It's fine,
Speaker 1: and BBC dutifully reported it. Yeah here it is white
Speaker 1: genocide in South Africa. Court rules claims not real because
Speaker 1: the reporter has not apparently no ability to report on
Speaker 1: their own. That's just crazy. And by the way, I
Speaker 1: looked it up reporter super white dude. So hope that
Speaker 1: works out for you. Bro. You got a little bit
Speaker 1: of a problem there, all right, Boston Paul, Boston Paul
Speaker 1: hasn't been listening to the show. That dude has sent
Speaker 1: me links to stories that we thoroughly covered on the
Speaker 1: air a couple times here recently. Do better, Boston Paul,
Speaker 1: Do better? All right? Six seventeen CaCO Day Radio program.
Speaker 1: Lots to get into this morning. How many of you
Speaker 1: own YETI stuff Ross, You have any Yetti coolers or tumblers?
Speaker 1: Maybe the cups?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think Marky has like twenty or thirty of
Speaker 3: the cups. I just we have a cabinet. When you
Speaker 3: open it it's nothing but cups, like giant cups.
Speaker 1: It's the YETI uh, well, you're gonna have to figure
Speaker 1: out what you're gonna do, because apparently that seems to
Speaker 1: be where conservatives are key in their next boycott. I'll
Speaker 1: take a weight and see on this, like if they
Speaker 1: have a history history although of just not wanting to
Speaker 1: do anything political. But the problem is clearly that's not true,
Speaker 1: and I'll explain why. But apparently YETI didn't want to
Speaker 1: because they'll do custom mugs for you. And by the way,
Speaker 1: here's the deal. Don't call the show and go wow.
Speaker 1: If your only point is you know Yeti's just overpriced,
Speaker 1: anyone who buys YETI stuff would be stupid. Let me explain.
Speaker 1: Let me let me I like, I knew YETI before
Speaker 1: you knew Yetti. If I could just go hipster for
Speaker 1: a moment, I'll explain what I mean by that. But also, look,
Speaker 1: I have YETI. I have one of those soft sided
Speaker 1: YETI coolers, a soft sided cooler, and it's kind of amazing.
Speaker 1: It's really like I take that thing camping up in
Speaker 1: the up and you like go up to Price Lake
Speaker 1: or whatever, and you're blowing rock there and you could
Speaker 1: fill this thing with ice and this is again, this
Speaker 1: is the soft side cooler. Or or I could take
Speaker 1: it out on a boat down at like topsail or
Speaker 1: whatever for like a day and a half and the
Speaker 1: thing's still chugging ice in there. Okay, so it's fine,
Speaker 1: and if people want to buy it, that was fine. However,
Speaker 1: now we're going to dip into the world of politics
Speaker 1: because apparently there was an incident, so we'll get to
Speaker 1: we'll get to that coming up. And Jasmine Crockett, Oh lord,
Speaker 1: and I'm about halfway on this. I you know, there's
Speaker 1: there's a there's people that are going full outrage machine
Speaker 1: here and and from a hypocrisy standpoint, I get it.
Speaker 1: But also she's almost so dumb I don't care what
Speaker 1: she says, right, because if you shut her up, then
Speaker 1: you don't have her near an election run in her mouth, So,
Speaker 1: like I would, I feel like they need to temper
Speaker 1: what they're attempting. They're going to attempt to do to
Speaker 1: her here in the next two days, if only to
Speaker 1: keep her around as a shining example of Oh lord,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be associated with that. And I'll
Speaker 1: explain coming up, Casey O Day Radio program. We're glad
Speaker 1: to have you along here on uh blow your brains out,
Speaker 1: trying not to sneeze Paullen Wednesday. So yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's winter where I'm like, hey, save
Speaker 1: some extra time this morning to scrape your car your
Speaker 1: windshield because it's it's covered.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The boss is like, have you been huffing paint? Like, no,
Speaker 3: it's pollen, dude.
Speaker 1: Well, to be fair, he has you have gold sparkles
Speaker 1: all over your face like that dude in the mugshot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, it's pollen.
Speaker 1: Oh it's pollen. Okay, all right, why does it have
Speaker 1: glitter in it? It's it's it's dude, it's really bad pollen.
Speaker 3: It's bad. Today's so spark the.
Speaker 1: Wake forest pollen is extra glittery, is what's going on?
Speaker 1: I would not know, all right, So that'd be the
Speaker 1: way that would actually be worse, wouldn't you know how
Speaker 1: glitter You can't get glitter out of anything, right, So
Speaker 1: like if can you imagine pollen but it also had
Speaker 1: like a glitter component.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you'd have to move. You know, friends
Speaker 3: that live in different parts of the country. When I
Speaker 3: show them photos of the pollen here, Oh yeah, they
Speaker 3: think it's photoshop. They don't believe it's real.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, they can't even I remember
Speaker 1: this was years ago. I was scraping. Yeah, for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: it was just like the perfect combination of all the pollen.
Speaker 1: It hadn't been windy for a couple of days or whatever,
Speaker 1: but then the pollen was ready to go. So now
Speaker 1: it's all built up. And I literally was out there
Speaker 1: with the you know, the ice scraper thing you keep
Speaker 1: in your car, and it was just rolling like it
Speaker 1: looked like cloth, just rolling the pollen off of the windshield.
Speaker 1: Because yeah, you can, you can hit it with your
Speaker 1: windshield wiper, but if there's a bunch of it, you're
Speaker 1: not really getting it. So do yourself a favor and
Speaker 1: try to get some of it off there, because I
Speaker 1: don't like what it gets down in the engine and
Speaker 1: like the vents and all that stuff down there. So
Speaker 1: but it was like it was like coming off like
Speaker 1: I was scraping. I don't even know how to describe it.
Speaker 1: Like it was just it was it looked like cloth.
Speaker 1: It looked like a yellow cloth that I could just
Speaker 1: peel off of there. So yeah, so depending on where
Speaker 1: you are, that's uh, that's your morning. Enjoy yourself, all right.
Speaker 1: So I mentioned this, So yesterday we we had some
Speaker 1: discussion here on the show, little Chatty little chat about
Speaker 1: a bill that was proposed to spend five hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars on a feasibility study for a wrestling museum, the
Speaker 1: Pro Wrestling Museum, and they would determine I guess with
Speaker 1: that whether it was financially viable, whether you know where
Speaker 1: it should go. Even though we figured that out on
Speaker 1: the show that all the mayors across North Carolina who
Speaker 1: want this in their community should gather and we'll do
Speaker 1: a you know, a royal rumble kind of thing and
Speaker 1: then whoever, whoever wins, boom, you get the museum. All right,
Speaker 1: So we had some fun with it, but some people
Speaker 1: that you one of the things you learned doing this
Speaker 1: and if you ever listened to Limbaugh, what would Limbaugh
Speaker 1: call them? And call him the stick to the issues crowd,
Speaker 1: right like that is a constant thing in my email,
Speaker 1: and sometimes I make fun of it on the air.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't if you guys haven't figured out and
Speaker 1: I mean this with all respect, Ross and I are
Speaker 1: going to do what we're going to do, okay, within
Speaker 1: within bounds. Obviously, you know, we got FCC rags, we
Speaker 1: got bosses, to answer to. But if we want to
Speaker 1: talk about we're going to talk about it. And and
Speaker 1: I welcome your suggestions as long as you're being polite.
Speaker 3: But she used to do it with football and people
Speaker 3: get pissed. But listen, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yes, there's
Speaker 3: human beings and we have things we enjoy other than politics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think that that's what it like without
Speaker 1: getting into the details. If if you in your mind
Speaker 1: imagined what this audience looks like, just basing it off
Speaker 1: what you think normal talk radio audiences look like, you
Speaker 1: would be wrong. And I do you remember the first
Speaker 1: time ross that we were seeing some of these the
Speaker 1: weird the numbers that we see right now, and then
Speaker 1: like Trevor was explaining the demographics to us, Yeah, how
Speaker 1: weird that sounded.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was weird to them. I didn't think it's
Speaker 3: weird because you see this when it comes to spoken
Speaker 3: word or podcast there are people like the long form
Speaker 3: sort of just discussions about things that are in your life.
Speaker 1: This is this is a younger audience than you think
Speaker 1: it is. It is a hip or audience. It is
Speaker 1: it covers a demographic and it's great. I love it.
Speaker 1: And and so why you know, if it ain't broke,
Speaker 1: don't fix it. But inevitably I get the emails. I
Speaker 1: remember the guy was was he yesterday or Monday? The
Speaker 1: guy was all mad because we were talking about video games.
Speaker 1: It was Monday, except we were talking about video games
Speaker 1: in the context of political stuff too, right. So I
Speaker 1: get all these emails and like, ah, Kyle was talking
Speaker 1: about the Ric Flair Act there and we were having
Speaker 1: clearly we were having fun with it. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's great. And then there's one stick in the mud.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I can't believe your news department is
Speaker 1: non biased and they're promoting this thing I want. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got better of you, guys man, And so I'm petty.
Speaker 1: I'm really petty on this stuff. So thank you, sir.
Speaker 1: Now I'm going to play his newscast again so that
Speaker 1: it gets extra oop because he's making a joke and
Speaker 1: you need to shut your face hole. It'll be okay.
Speaker 1: Either they're gonna spend the money or they're not. Do
Speaker 1: I think it's a good expenditure. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. As I've always cringed at these feasibility studies
Speaker 1: because if you don't know this when governments do projects
Speaker 1: like they always do these feasibility studies, and some of
Speaker 1: these studies are like they could pay millions of dollars
Speaker 1: for some of them if it's a big project. And
Speaker 1: I guess it's the way that you go about this,
Speaker 1: but it always seemed like extortive to me, Like these
Speaker 1: companies just just do studies and you get a half
Speaker 1: million dollars. And I know it's more complex than that,
Speaker 1: but still so. But sometimes all you can do is
Speaker 1: joke about it. But some guy got so butt hurt
Speaker 1: and I didn't hear when Kyle said it. So I
Speaker 1: had to text Kyle, yes Sam, like what the hell
Speaker 1: did you say? Cause I got a bunch of people,
Speaker 1: and I, you know, sometimes I get stuff about what
Speaker 1: Kyle says most of the excuse me. Most of the
Speaker 1: time it's one here, one there. I got like five
Speaker 1: emails yesterday, people got I almost died. It was hilarious.
Speaker 1: So I had to have Kyle send it to me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the hell did you say? And he
Speaker 1: was happy to send it to me. So this is
Speaker 1: what he said. And for you who don't I like it,
Speaker 1: now you're causing it to get played again. So this
Speaker 1: is on you.
Speaker 6: North Carolina's professional wrestling history was the subject of action
Speaker 6: Monday in the General Assembly.
Speaker 7: A bill in the North Carolina Senate looks to spend
Speaker 7: half a million dollars to examine options of creating a
Speaker 7: professional wrestling Hall of Fame museum in the state.
Speaker 3: They're calling it the Rick Flair Act.
Speaker 7: Flair has called Charlotte home for decades and was a
Speaker 7: wrestling icon in his fifty year career. In the bill,
Speaker 7: the North Carolina Department of Natural and Cultural Resources is
Speaker 7: asked to look into the potential of a Hall of
Speaker 7: Fame and give a report by next year. At least
Speaker 7: two other professional wrestling museums operate in Iowa and New York.
Speaker 3: I'm Joe Morano.
Speaker 6: Did he just say was a wrestling icon? Listen up,
Speaker 6: JABRONI we're talking about a Rolex wearing diamond, ring wearing
Speaker 6: kiss Steele and Will and deal in limousine ride and
Speaker 6: jet flying son of a gun here, show some respect.
Speaker 6: I'm Kyle Wilson.
Speaker 1: I don't understand what the problem now, and this is
Speaker 1: a problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah no. This is something we do repeatedly on the
Speaker 3: show where we call out journalists who aren't doing their
Speaker 3: job or do it badly right, And obviously his colleague
Speaker 3: is a clown.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Also Kyle didn't come up with that, So now I'm
Speaker 1: wondering if that dude thinks Kyle came up with that,
Speaker 1: you know that that's that's a thing, right, I just
Speaker 1: it's just dawned upon me. Can you imagine maybe this
Speaker 1: guy doesn't realize that that's Rick Flair's thing.
Speaker 3: It is amazing to me how many times I'll post
Speaker 3: like a joke about a meme or something like a
Speaker 3: very popular meme and people there are certain people that
Speaker 3: don't understand it's a meme and don't understand like, how
Speaker 3: is it possible?
Speaker 1: Well, those are boards, Yeah, those are those are those
Speaker 1: are aliens in human skin. That's the only explanation for
Speaker 1: some of this stuff because I've seen that. I've seen
Speaker 1: where you post stuff and people like, oh they take
Speaker 1: it seriously, and it's like, bro, that's literally like the
Speaker 1: thing that's trending the most.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was this big thing on Twitter or ex whatever,
Speaker 3: like a few days ago. In the big video it
Speaker 3: got over like five hundred million views. It was this
Speaker 3: guy showing this morning routine and he was.
Speaker 1: A big, big, huge dude. Yeah, gets up at three
Speaker 1: thirty in the morning and he does he journals, he does,
Speaker 1: but between everything, what does he do.
Speaker 3: He has a big bucket of ice water and he
Speaker 3: dumps his head in it. And everybody's been making everybody's
Speaker 3: been making jokes in their own version of their morning routine,
Speaker 3: making it fun. In the Governor of New York Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: and he's like, does this like he wiped banana peels
Speaker 3: on his face. It went super viral. So I posted
Speaker 3: the other day. I said it just said the doctor
Speaker 3: said my face was purple, dude of dumping my head
Speaker 3: and frozen water twenty times a day. Yeah, And buddy,
Speaker 3: someone responded and they were like that so serious. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know you should. You should take the doctor's And
Speaker 3: I wrote back, I'm like, I'm looking for a second opinion,
Speaker 3: and he goes, well, you know, if your face is
Speaker 3: really purple and you're dumping it in in frozen water
Speaker 3: twenty times a day, that's probably the cause. But if
Speaker 3: it's not, you are right, the doctor's probably wrong, and
Speaker 3: you should search for a second opinion. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 3: this is the biggest meme on the planet, right now.
Speaker 1: Hey, hold on, I just WebMD you have face cancer.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yes, yeah, you have super face cancer.
Speaker 1: I just just web eat it.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of jealous of these people, like how can
Speaker 3: you be so oblivious? But it's weird. But it's not
Speaker 3: like you're so free from everything on the internet, because
Speaker 3: the Internet can suck and sort of like bring you
Speaker 3: down at times. So yeah, maybe it's positive.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah. And by the way I saw this,
Speaker 1: I know you don't see the ads on Twitter because
Speaker 1: you're super rich. Premium dude. I know.
Speaker 3: I'm not paying for the super premium anymore to go
Speaker 3: down because they're charging fifty dollars a month.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the ex super premium thing I was paying
Speaker 3: for it was twenty five dollars and they boosted it
Speaker 3: to fifty dollars and I'm like, I can't do that.
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I saw.
Speaker 3: I thought it was like eleven dollars a month. No,
Speaker 3: they have like four or five gross, they have four
Speaker 3: or five. Have some respect, man, they have Like I
Speaker 3: get murdered by police, what it is you're huff and paint.
Speaker 3: You've been exposed. So they have four or five different
Speaker 3: versions and I'm now paying for like the fifteen or
Speaker 3: like the twelve dollars version. I can't do fifty. It's stupid.
Speaker 1: So this is how this is how viral that thing's
Speaker 1: gone already. And this also speaks to the theft. On Twitter.
Speaker 1: There's one of those crypto ads right where dude's like
Speaker 1: he's got like the tickers but for the crypto on there,
Speaker 1: and he's, you know, and he scrolled by and you
Speaker 1: just see the video running and and he's simultaneously watching
Speaker 1: the crypto stuff, and then on the other screen he's
Speaker 1: got two monitors. It's the video of the dude dunk
Speaker 1: in his face in ice water. So like, it was
Speaker 1: so big that these crypto a holes who can't leave
Speaker 1: my feet alone incorporated the visual of that so that
Speaker 1: people might pause long enough to maybe do business with them.
Speaker 1: In two days, in like, you know, just a few days,
Speaker 1: it's already in a crypto ad on Twitter, like it
Speaker 1: was everywhere. The Governor of New York sent a picture
Speaker 1: yesterday which is just if you want to die of cringe,
Speaker 1: I retweeted it. You're welcome to go see it. And
Speaker 1: it's just her position and like a hearing or something,
Speaker 1: you know, like a like a congressional hearing, but you
Speaker 1: know in the New York legislature, and you know it
Speaker 1: says Honorable Governor Kathy Hokel or whatever her name is,
Speaker 1: and then in front of her name plate, it's just
Speaker 1: a banana and a Saratoga Water, which is that blue
Speaker 1: bottle of water. That's when you know it went crazy
Speaker 1: when the lame people are doing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the company, the Saratoga Water Company, they came
Speaker 3: out and they said they sold like a majillion bottle.
Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah, I saw pictures of and this is smart.
Speaker 1: I saw some pictures guy posted up in New York
Speaker 1: of what's the what's the Josh Allen supermarket? Wegmans? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and a Wegmans where they had set up in the
Speaker 1: very front of the store when you walk in, a
Speaker 1: like three lane wide selection of Saratoga Water. Because they
Speaker 1: knew what people were showing up for. So he walked
Speaker 1: into those Wegmans up there, I think it was in
Speaker 1: New York and New Jersey where it was, and it's
Speaker 1: just nothing but Saratoga water. That's a smart person who
Speaker 1: works for Wegmans, Right, He's like, we're gonna sell all
Speaker 1: the Saratoga Water and they did it. That's how people roll, man,
Speaker 1: that's how they go. So uh yeah, But then I
Speaker 1: saw Kathy Hokle doing it, and now the meme's over
Speaker 1: because once lame, once politicians get into it, it just
Speaker 1: kills it just kills me.
Speaker 3: Well, the way they've been trending, they'll probably post a
Speaker 3: viral a video they want to go viral in like
Speaker 3: two years about it. In two years, you'll be seeing
Speaker 3: the AOC deal, the deal.
Speaker 1: Look, look, and let me say this very delicately. Are
Speaker 1: there politicians whose face I want to see dunked in water?
Speaker 1: Never mind how long for? Yes, yes there are. See,
Speaker 1: two things will happen. One, you're right, ros, somebody will
Speaker 1: try to do the meme three months from now, nobody
Speaker 1: will know what it is, and then you know, here
Speaker 1: we be. The other thing is some idiot kid on
Speaker 1: TikTok will drown himself because that's where the stupid people.
Speaker 3: And then we'll have to have a law regulating big
Speaker 3: giant bowls of frozen water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how's your wife dealing with that? Using all the
Speaker 1: ice in the freezer? And for the children, do you
Speaker 1: have ice on the door on your super space age
Speaker 1: fridge you.
Speaker 3: Bought, I believe, so we don't really you have to
Speaker 3: open it and then then there's the thing, but we
Speaker 3: don't really use it.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right anyway, so yeah, yeah, that whole thing.
Speaker 1: I don't even know really where we're going with this,
Speaker 1: but yeah, the thing took over the internet and span
Speaker 1: of like three days, span of like three days. But
Speaker 1: some people, oh, that's right, because you posted a joke
Speaker 1: about it. Nobody got it. So I posted my morning
Speaker 1: routine and it was Ed Helms's character from Hangover when
Speaker 1: he wakes up in that hotel suite at the beginning
Speaker 1: of Hangover.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty accurate.
Speaker 1: Put his glasses on and he's just he's clearly not
Speaker 1: away because then he just collapses into the couch and
Speaker 1: it's pretty close.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just me searching for my keys in the
Speaker 3: dart for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Dude, dude. And I know people that listened this early
Speaker 1: that on the road already you know you know it
Speaker 1: and I but like when you get when you have
Speaker 1: to go to work at a time when some people
Speaker 1: are going to bed. Are everyone who works set on
Speaker 1: the bar industry and there's one thing out of place
Speaker 1: it like it could be the end of your day,
Speaker 1: like your whole day is ruined, Like if your keys
Speaker 1: are just in one wrong spot or one you know,
Speaker 1: you can't find your phone or you left it somewhere
Speaker 1: in the house. Because then now I don't run into this,
Speaker 1: but Ross does. Then you have to be very You
Speaker 1: got to be like a ninja, right because you don't
Speaker 1: want to take up Lincoln or if.
Speaker 3: You have a special needs artistic child, you need to
Speaker 3: be like storm Shadow. You need to be a ninja
Speaker 3: at three thirty three in the morning.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, Whereas I can get mad and throw the
Speaker 1: bowl where I normally put my keys in because I'm
Speaker 1: a big child. Sometimes I'm like, ah, I can't believe
Speaker 1: that's not here, what the hell's going? Right? No, no,
Speaker 1: Ross has to literally be a part of the the
Speaker 1: you know, the Shadow Guild or whatever. So all right,
Speaker 1: coming up on the show, we're gonna hey, you guys
Speaker 1: want to talk about HB two because we're doing HB
Speaker 1: two again and admittedly it's gonna be a little different. Also,
Speaker 1: yet another group of hacked journalists who attempted to take
Speaker 1: elon must down had to apologize yesterday. So we got
Speaker 1: lots to get into. And the Jasmine Crockett insanity coming
Speaker 1: up here on the CaCO Day radio program. That's not
Speaker 1: a real email. I thought somebody was answering the bananathy.
Speaker 1: I realized they just think they're making a joke. Shouldn't
Speaker 1: joke about superpowers from radioactive material sir, They're not joking
Speaker 1: down in Australia. Not joking down in Australia. In fact,
Speaker 1: I gotta call that story. Did I not put that
Speaker 1: in the start? Ross? Did I send you this? That's
Speaker 1: I know I sent you the what's up? Well, I
Speaker 1: texted it to you yesterday? Oh was it two days ago? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's I just put Okay, it was yesterday again. For
Speaker 1: some reason, I thought it was yesterday. All right, But anyway,
Speaker 1: I'll find this story. So some dude, some dude down
Speaker 1: in australia's in trouble because he's got a hobby and
Speaker 1: apparently the government's like, no, you can't have hobbies. But
Speaker 1: I think that there's some deeper going on. So I'll
Speaker 1: explain that here in just a few minutes. But I
Speaker 1: gotta do the Jasmine Crockett insanity first. Okay, So yesterday,
Speaker 1: Jasmine Crockett had a couple couple notable little run ins.
Speaker 1: All right, the first of which is, and I want
Speaker 1: to point out she's speaking the group that she's speaking
Speaker 1: to when she says this thing that I'm about to
Speaker 1: play for you is they're a liberal activist group. But
Speaker 1: they're called the Human Rights Commission. Okay, I want you
Speaker 1: to keep that. So they are about now, they're about politics,
Speaker 1: and we could get into all the stuff the Human
Speaker 1: Rights Commission does where it's not about human rights, it's
Speaker 1: about left leaning human rights. Clearly, that being said, they
Speaker 1: purport to be an organization made up of people who
Speaker 1: care the most right, Oh, these are We care for
Speaker 1: people that down trodden, the you know, the the oppressed. Right,
Speaker 1: this is what we do. And really they're just an
Speaker 1: attack dog for against the Republicans in most instances, that
Speaker 1: has been my experience. That being said, if you purport
Speaker 1: to be the most touchy feely caring group out there,
Speaker 1: the reaction to what she said is equally as scandalous
Speaker 1: as people are claiming what she said. And I have
Speaker 1: a little bit of a nuanced view on what she says,
Speaker 1: and I'll explain why here in a moment. But let's
Speaker 1: go ahead and play the audio that got the ball rolling.
Speaker 1: Jasmine Crockett, by the way, is the representative from Dallas, Texas.
Speaker 1: She is in excuse me, she is in a I
Speaker 1: think our district is D plus twenty five or something,
Speaker 1: so like there's no way Republicans going to get in there.
Speaker 1: I guess she could feasibly get primary, but they're probably
Speaker 1: not going to do it because she's a black woman,
Speaker 1: and you know, identity politics still is a Democrat thing.
Speaker 1: So I now they did primary Corey what's her bucket
Speaker 1: in Missouri? Corey Bush, the former squad member, but that
Speaker 1: was another person of color, and her husband was literally
Speaker 1: about to be he's now been arrested for essentially using
Speaker 1: her office to scam people, is what he's alleged to do.
Speaker 1: So I don't know that Jasmine Crockett's going anywhere, and
Speaker 1: she's kind of she's kind of got a following among
Speaker 1: younger Democrats too, so she'll probably be around for a while.
Speaker 1: So here is what she said. She was speaking to
Speaker 1: this Human Rights Commission. She's talking about New York Governor
Speaker 1: Greg Abbot, or excuse me, Texas Governor Greg Abbot, which
Speaker 1: if in case you didn't know, and I'm sure you
Speaker 1: all do. Is in a wheelchair. He's been in a wheelchair,
Speaker 1: not his whole life, but going back like forty years.
Speaker 1: So it's been a minute. You had an accident like
Speaker 1: forty years ago. He's in a wheelchair. All right, So
Speaker 1: here we go, because.
Speaker 8: We in these hot ass Texas streets. Honey, y'all know
Speaker 8: we got Governor hot Wheels down there.
Speaker 3: Come on now, and.
Speaker 8: The only thing hot about him is that he is
Speaker 8: a hot ass mess honey. So so yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: All right, so she called Governor Abbott Governor hot Wheels.
Speaker 1: Now at this point, everyone's got to do the performative thing, right.
Speaker 1: Republicans have to be like, this is the worst thing
Speaker 1: that was ever said. It's not. Democrats have to pretend
Speaker 1: it's not a violation of everything that they've purported, while
Speaker 1: police speech purported to be wrong with politicians. Everybody's got
Speaker 1: to play their part. And the fact is, do I
Speaker 1: think Governor Abbott cares? No the guy? He seems to
Speaker 1: have a pretty tough hide down there. That being said,
Speaker 1: if somebody used a slur that was directed at Jasmine Crockett,
Speaker 1: obviously it wouldn't be a slur about her disability. Would
Speaker 1: you know, to slur about her her race or her
Speaker 1: gender or whatever it is, she'd be absolutely apoplectic. She
Speaker 1: wouldn't shut up. So, uh, that being said, I don't
Speaker 1: want her to go anywhere because like she's a gift
Speaker 1: to the Republicans and she's so phony. I've mentioned this
Speaker 1: on the show. I finally had Ross pull the audio. Ross, ye,
Speaker 1: had you heard that audio before I sent it to
Speaker 1: you yesterday of Jasmin Crockett speaking quote unquote how she
Speaker 1: normally does.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: This morning was the first time, as you, uh.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, hold on, he's grabbing something here. I had
Speaker 1: I heard this.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I said no, this morning was the first time.
Speaker 1: That was the first time. Okay, So, Jasmine Crockett went
Speaker 1: to the best public school in all of Missouri. She's
Speaker 1: from Saint Louis originally, I mean she went to the
Speaker 1: Creme de la crem not just in Saint Louis, in
Speaker 1: the entire state of Missouri, the best private school. She
Speaker 1: got the best private education. She is not dumb. This
Speaker 1: is what people need to realize. She's not an idiot.
Speaker 3: She reminds me of Papa Doc in eight Mile a
Speaker 3: little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh dude, that takedown at the end of that. No,
Speaker 1: he couldn't even battle back.
Speaker 3: Right, it's the same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So so I'm gonna play audio. So this is
Speaker 1: her prior or, you know, prior to getting elected to Congress.
Speaker 1: And so she did local politics in Texas and I
Speaker 1: can't remember she worked for one of the lobbying organizations.
Speaker 1: But whatever, this is Jasmine Crockett's real voice. This is
Speaker 1: her real voice. But understand, and I mentioned her district.
Speaker 1: She is in a D plus twenty five. It is
Speaker 1: a very very high minority percentage in that district. It
Speaker 1: is a socioeconomically challenged district. It has so you know,
Speaker 1: at that point she realized that this audio I'm going
Speaker 1: to play for you probably isn't going to connect. She'd
Speaker 1: sound and I'm not the one saying this, but I've
Speaker 1: heard this stuff said before. She sounds too white, which
Speaker 1: I crazy, crazy stuff when you when you hear that, like,
Speaker 1: but you know, it's it's crabs in a bucket. And
Speaker 1: it doesn't by the way, it doesn't necessarily matter whether
Speaker 1: it's a black district in Dallas or a poor white
Speaker 1: district in West Virginia. Right, people want they even when
Speaker 1: there are you know, there is this attitude or this
Speaker 1: socioeconomic attitude there. People don't want you to sound like
Speaker 1: you're do you think that you're better than them? And
Speaker 1: so like, I'm not saying I'm justifying what she did,
Speaker 1: but it's clear what she did. She decided to adopt
Speaker 1: this speech.
Speaker 8: Pas because we in these hot ass Texas streets. Honey,
Speaker 8: y'all know we got governor hot wheels down there.
Speaker 1: Come on, that's forced, that's not And as somebody and
Speaker 1: Rossa can attest to this too, who has worked in
Speaker 1: radio markets that have distinctly different accents. Right, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Speaker 1: has you know, it sounds like Fargo, Okay, not maybe
Speaker 1: the city, but the state. And there's an inflection there.
Speaker 1: The South is the South, right, you got a southern accent.
Speaker 1: Wyoming has a little bit of an accent which I
Speaker 1: used to have. It would be I don't even know
Speaker 1: how to describe it. It's more Texasy, but not quite.
Speaker 1: And in California you got the you know that valley
Speaker 1: girl surfer thing going on. I have worked radio on
Speaker 1: all these markets, and no matter how long I've lived there,
Speaker 1: my speech pattern maybe I'll use slanging stuff, but the
Speaker 1: overall speech pattern doesn't really change that much, doesn't change
Speaker 1: that much. So Jasmine Crockett four years ago or three
Speaker 1: I guess this is three years ago or four years ago.
Speaker 1: This is how she was doing interviews. Listen to the difference.
Speaker 8: Absolutely. First of all, it's good to see you in
Speaker 8: the new year. You know, no one could have told
Speaker 8: me that when I went down to Austin now looks
Speaker 8: like a little bit over a year ago, that I
Speaker 8: would be running for Congress. So it's not what my
Speaker 8: plan was. But what I've always decided is that I
Speaker 8: would step up when there was a need listening. He
Speaker 8: up there, he's bearing all us nine and let me
Speaker 8: just be real and we might not sit finish. We wouldn't,
Speaker 8: you know. But when she called me and said it's
Speaker 8: time for me to retire.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to play all of this because it's
Speaker 1: kind of boring what she's talked about. But like you
Speaker 1: can hear the difference, so her going and banging out
Speaker 1: the hot wheels thing. Frankly, I think Republicans just need
Speaker 1: to let her go, let her do this, let her
Speaker 1: say things like that, there is not a single politician,
Speaker 1: and the Lord knows I got a list of people
Speaker 1: I hate. It's not a long list. I try not
Speaker 1: to hate people, but man, there's some where I'm just like,
Speaker 1: we're going to call you slender Man on the radio
Speaker 1: show for so like stuff like that happened. But if
Speaker 1: Tom Tillis was in a wheelchair, I wouldn't be making
Speaker 1: jokes about him because he can't control that. I mean,
Speaker 1: he can control being a slimy piece of crap who
Speaker 1: murders your children for their you know, adrenochrome and their
Speaker 1: souls in the middle of the night. You cannot do that.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's common decency. Why are you going after
Speaker 3: a guy in a wheelchair?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, the the whole thing is just wild to me.
Speaker 1: But also again I think I think Abbod cares. He
Speaker 1: gives exactly zero f's and that's a compliment to him. Right,
Speaker 1: It's like he the Democrats in Texas have said things
Speaker 1: like this to them. Oh remember the who is it
Speaker 1: he ran against? To make fun of him? Remember the
Speaker 1: woman who was the mayor of Houston, Right, didn't she
Speaker 1: make a joke about him.
Speaker 3: If you're looking at it as like you know, political
Speaker 3: sport or political strategy strategist, thing, you would want them
Speaker 3: to repeatedly make fun of you in a wheelchair, because
Speaker 3: that's going to be good for you because most people
Speaker 3: will hear that and be disgusted by it, right, Yes,
Speaker 3: So yeah, please keep doing that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. That's where I'm at on this, so
Speaker 1: and and and again, a lot of this is performative,
Speaker 1: and clearly after you know, once the news started breaking
Speaker 1: yesterday about it, it was clearly getting to her because
Speaker 1: she committed what would be assault for any of us,
Speaker 1: or at least they would. It would get a charge
Speaker 1: of assaults. So she's doing the thing, right, You've seen
Speaker 1: it where they're walking down the halls there, those tunnels
Speaker 1: between the office buildings and the capitol, right, and you
Speaker 1: know you get the reporters standing there and the kind
Speaker 1: of ambush whoever the congress person is. You've seen it
Speaker 1: a thousand times. So a reporter tries to do that,
Speaker 1: she physically assaults the reporter. Now fit the way she
Speaker 1: did it is she reached over and she slapped his
Speaker 1: phone down. That's assault. I've seen way too many Second
Speaker 1: Amendment auditor videos to know that that's not assault. They
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, Some of those Second Amendment audit
Speaker 1: auditor dudes, and he punched in the face, right, because
Speaker 1: they're not just there trying to do it. They're there
Speaker 1: literally to antagonize people, which is free speech, but it
Speaker 1: still makes you an a hole. But you don't get
Speaker 1: to you don't get to physically assault you or I
Speaker 1: could not physically assault somebody in a public area, and
Speaker 1: I know that technically the tunnels aren't public public, but
Speaker 1: they're in a government building and those are reporters, so
Speaker 1: it is right because it's First Amendment stuff like you
Speaker 1: can't slap somebody's recording device out of their hand. You're
Speaker 1: hitting their hand, you're hitting their stud You can't do that.
Speaker 1: You'll catch an assault charge. She didn't, but sure enough
Speaker 1: she actually did the thing. It's very clear.
Speaker 3: Recently on a Tesla takedown for violence on the twenty
Speaker 3: nine of the year.
Speaker 7: Do you like to clarify your comments?
Speaker 9: You condone at.
Speaker 1: The boom and you can kind of hear it a
Speaker 1: little static there at the end. That's because she literally
Speaker 1: physically reached over and hit him. Why is she not
Speaker 1: don't roast her just over the governor hot wheels thing?
Speaker 1: Charge her with the salt.
Speaker 3: I guess she condones violence.
Speaker 1: Right, it feels like she does is ironic considering the question.
Speaker 1: He didn't hear the question, so.
Speaker 3: Do you condone?
Speaker 1: Okay, they asked an answer, how do you feel do
Speaker 1: you condone punch of people in my nose? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he's an absolute lunatic. Why isn't she charged
Speaker 1: with the crime for the same reason. You know, her
Speaker 1: former colleague who you know, hit the fire alarm? What
Speaker 1: do they give it? Giving him a ticket or something?
Speaker 1: And his excuse was, oh, I thought it was the
Speaker 1: enter or I thought it was the exit if you
Speaker 1: and all you had to do was watch the video.
Speaker 1: And after he hits the button, he's not even facing
Speaker 1: the door anymore. He's already walking back up the stairs.
Speaker 3: Right, he walks in, he sees the door, he looks
Speaker 3: at the sign, looks at the door, looks at the sign,
Speaker 3: looks at the door, look looks at the sign, and
Speaker 3: then hits and pulls the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's already turned around, facing away from the
Speaker 1: door to walk up the stairs.
Speaker 3: Maybe he couldn't read it. Maybe he thought, he said,
Speaker 3: you know, pull the open door.
Speaker 1: Do they have the worst? I mean, they clearly they have,
Speaker 1: but must have the worst prosecutors up there, except they
Speaker 1: don't because they were able to go and try to
Speaker 1: charge Trump with everything under the sun. So Jasmine Crockett
Speaker 1: should be facing an assault charge. You can't. It wasn't
Speaker 1: like she bumped him, right, because you can then make
Speaker 1: the argument, lou it's busy, there's a bunch of people around.
Speaker 1: She bumped him, even though you don't necessarily believe it.
Speaker 1: But like, there's no defense for this, in the same
Speaker 1: way there was no defense for what Bowman did with
Speaker 1: the fire alarm. There absolutely none. So you know that's
Speaker 1: in my opinion, that's worse because Abbot, because Abbot's got
Speaker 1: thick skin, he's been through this, he's governor, he's winning. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's fine. I don't know. That's just always been my
Speaker 1: impression of him. Her physically assaultant a reporter. How are
Speaker 1: there not charges? That's where you have to go, even
Speaker 1: though I kind of want her around because she's just
Speaker 1: she's she's ad bait. You know, she's this material.
Speaker 3: When it comes to the different way she speaks, I've
Speaker 3: seen people say, well, that's called code switching, and you
Speaker 3: still understand code switching.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and and but she was speaking of the Human
Speaker 1: Rights Commission in that in the Hot Wheels audio, the
Speaker 1: Human Rights Commission is a bunch of rich white liberals, right,
Speaker 1: and I shouldn't say just white liberals, but there is
Speaker 1: a very well to do crowd right there. Nobody's speaking
Speaker 1: her if you look at like ninety five percent of
Speaker 1: the other speakers up.
Speaker 3: There, so they speak more like Carlton unless like will.
Speaker 1: Correct, Yes, that would be correct. And I don't even look,
Speaker 1: I don't even like having this conversation because like she's
Speaker 1: forcing me to have it. I understand that. I understand
Speaker 1: that sometimes. Look, I go back to Wyoming. There's words
Speaker 1: that I use that I don't use on the radio
Speaker 1: here because it wouldn't make sense to you. And I
Speaker 1: find myself slipping back even if I'm there for a
Speaker 1: few days. Not slipping back is the wrong word.
Speaker 3: But just that's like super extreme.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is it's night and day man. And
Speaker 1: so in the same way that Hillary down there with
Speaker 1: her ain't y'all blah blah blah, which is ironic because
Speaker 1: she's from Arkansas. She probably did speak that way one
Speaker 1: time when she was defending her husband from rape. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll be back. Just mentioned we were talking about Jasmine Crockett,
Speaker 1: and I mentioned, even though I've worked all over the
Speaker 1: country in difference distinctively different accents to the local community. Right,
Speaker 1: we're in the South, although you know there's so many transplants.
Speaker 1: Maybe you don't see it as much, but you know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. And then when I was in
Speaker 1: Minnesota for you know, a decade there, right, they have
Speaker 1: a very distinct speech pattern. So but they're like, well
Speaker 1: aren't you You just said you don't use Wyoming words
Speaker 1: when you're not in Wyoming. I don't use them because
Speaker 1: they would confuse people. I don't you. It's not me
Speaker 1: trying to pretend I'm not from Wyoming, which is the
Speaker 1: difference there. So when Jasmine Crockett is doing that thing,
Speaker 1: arguably she's speaking in a less educated manner. It should
Speaker 1: be insulting to her constituents, like is that what you
Speaker 1: think of us? But whatever, No, because I I like
Speaker 1: I just so let me tell you my favorite Wyoming word,
Speaker 1: all right. And and Ross was a big fan when
Speaker 1: I just explained this to him, because it's what is
Speaker 1: something you? All right? So Ross is telling me his
Speaker 1: wife texted him because she finally went outside this morning,
Speaker 1: and she what did she texting me? Right?
Speaker 3: Because earlier in the show where you were talking about the pollen,
Speaker 3: it was like the first end of the year. So
Speaker 3: she's taking Link in to school. She opened the door
Speaker 3: and she just texted me the big the one word yuck, right.
Speaker 1: Right, right right. And then I made a joke, I'm like,
Speaker 1: you didn't even scrape your wife's car before you left it.
Speaker 3: Wood Is said, that's none of my business.
Speaker 1: None of my business. In Wyoming, we'd say I'm just
Speaker 1: in a Wyoming it. That is an actual phrase. So
Speaker 1: if so like, if your cousin, like you know, your
Speaker 1: wife comes and you're like, oh, my cousin, she got
Speaker 1: in a fight with her husband. I don't know if
Speaker 1: they're gonna make it, what should we do? And and
Speaker 1: you're a perfectly acceptable response because you're smart enough to
Speaker 1: know that you shouldn't get in the middle of that
Speaker 1: was be like, I don't know, it's just Wyoming it
Speaker 1: and it just means mind your own business. It's a
Speaker 1: great phrase. It's a wonderful phrase. If I said it
Speaker 1: on the radio without explaining it like I just did,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't know what the hell I'm talking about. So
Speaker 1: that's different. That's just not using words that I didn't
Speaker 1: have to stop and explain. And we got great words,
Speaker 1: just like we got great words in the South, they
Speaker 1: got great words up in Minnesota, they got great words. Dude.
Speaker 1: One of the one of my favorite things about UH
Speaker 1: traveling and working on a second language is learning not
Speaker 1: just the curse words, which those are the first ones
Speaker 1: you learn, right, but also learning slang words, right because
Speaker 1: you got slang and everything that you do. I love
Speaker 1: learning slang words. I can't tell you the number of
Speaker 1: slang words. When I moved to North Carolina, I had
Speaker 1: to be like, I'm sorry, what do you mean? But
Speaker 1: now it's just it's just part of the vocabulary. The
Speaker 1: Democrats means no different, like anywhere else is no different.
Speaker 3: And that's understandable, like to learn that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3: But what the Democrats do, especially in front of big
Speaker 3: crowds during these rallies, and you saw Kamala Harris doing it,
Speaker 3: and you've seen Hillary Clinton do it when she went
Speaker 3: to the South. But it's super weird because they bring
Speaker 3: it to the extreme. Like if you put me in
Speaker 3: front of a crowd of you know, Latino voters, I'm
Speaker 3: not suddenly gonna be like, amang like it's super weird,
Speaker 3: and they sure you gonna be what like, I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna you know what I mean, Like it's super weird.
Speaker 3: You'd be like, this guy is being incredibly racist, but
Speaker 3: they do this. It's so weird. They're in front of
Speaker 3: these big groups and suddenly it's like Kamala Harris is
Speaker 3: a Latino or she's or Jasmine Crockett changing her the
Speaker 3: way she talks so much, and they blame it on oh,
Speaker 3: you know, it's code switching, like we brought up last segment.
Speaker 3: Well it's still being fake. It seems like you're being fake.
Speaker 1: And that interview, by the way that we did that
Speaker 1: we put aired of Jasmine Crockett from like three years ago.
Speaker 1: She's giving an interview to media in the district where
Speaker 1: she's gonna run. It was before she actually and physically
Speaker 1: ran for It's not super extreme. It's not like she's
Speaker 1: using eighteen syllable words that people can't understand.
Speaker 3: It's more relatable. I don't understand it.
Speaker 1: Yeah again, and it sounds insulting. I'm like, are you
Speaker 1: dumbing it down because you think we're dumb? Like I
Speaker 1: if I was in her district. Not that. Yeah, I'd
Speaker 1: probably vote for her, but I'd be like, that's more insulting.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Yeah, So if you guys want
Speaker 1: to use that wowing thing to confuse people, that's the
Speaker 1: thing you should. You could use it. We got other
Speaker 1: fun ones, like do you know what a brisket is? Ross? So,
Speaker 1: so I caught the half and I wrapped the brisket.
Speaker 1: Now you would think, oh my god, he murdered that
Speaker 1: cow right so he could eat it. The brisket is
Speaker 1: just a saddle horn. I never called it a saddle
Speaker 1: horn ever. I mean I knew that that's what it
Speaker 1: was called. Never, it was just the brisket. Grona obviously,
Speaker 1: you know we get the horses and the cows and all.
Speaker 1: It's a brisket. Man, buckle bunny, I love buckle bunny.
Speaker 1: Buckle bunny, or women who like cowboys, you know the
Speaker 1: cowboy buckle there. You know, the word doubt means what
Speaker 1: do you think? The word doubt means I'm testing poor
Speaker 1: ross here, doubt.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it's on the phone. Doubt means the question.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's do O U T not? There's no
Speaker 1: b in it.
Speaker 3: So doubt.
Speaker 1: It means put a fire out, and you can, like
Speaker 1: I use doubt forever, and it could be just to
Speaker 1: turn the stove off. My mom would be like, you
Speaker 1: need to doubt the stove, and I'm gon go turn
Speaker 1: the go, turn the burner off. You can doubt a campfire.
Speaker 1: You can you know, basically anything you can extinguish and
Speaker 1: you know, and you can doubt a beef too. You
Speaker 1: can doubt a beef. You can be like, all right,
Speaker 1: let's say, let's extinguish whatever this fight is. So that's
Speaker 1: this is That is a different thing. I appreciate the email,
Speaker 1: but we're talking about two different things. I just don't
Speaker 1: use words I think are going to confuse people for
Speaker 1: the you know, because it's rude. Then and then also
Speaker 1: I get email like what are you talking about? But
Speaker 1: you know, share a little slang there, What the heck?
Speaker 1: All right, let me get over to a couple other things.
Speaker 1: We got some audio I got to play you and
Speaker 1: then I hear in about five minutes when ray Stage
Speaker 1: it comes on, we'll we'll we'll blame him for the
Speaker 1: pollen and make him apologize. So you don't want to
Speaker 1: miss that, all right, So let's see here. I I
Speaker 1: I I I understand, and I've mentioned this before. I
Speaker 1: understand that when they do those man on the street interviews,
Speaker 1: they're not putting the ones that and if they have
Speaker 1: a point to make, like, oh, we went to the
Speaker 1: outside the Democratic National Convention and we're going to ask
Speaker 1: people a series of questions and and and then what
Speaker 1: you're gonna get in those videos is you're gonna get
Speaker 1: the worst of what happened, right because the majority of
Speaker 1: people probably knew what the answer was, or they just
Speaker 1: flipped you off, whatever, But you're gonna put the worst there.
Speaker 1: That being said, I saw this video yesterday where they're
Speaker 1: interviewing spring breakers down and I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: Fort Lauderdale or it's down in Florida somewhere, and and like,
Speaker 1: what what makes it worse is, yes, these are clearly
Speaker 1: probably the worst answers that they got. That being said,
Speaker 1: the people are self identifying as like biology grad students.
Speaker 1: That's the part. That's the part that so there's no excuse,
Speaker 1: there's no excuse for this stuff. I don't care if
Speaker 1: they're drunk, if if they are literally at a reputable
Speaker 1: university and they have advanced to the point where they're
Speaker 1: about to get an advanced degree in biology, like one
Speaker 1: of these checks, I don't want do you trust that
Speaker 1: person to do? You know, let's say they parlay it
Speaker 1: into you know, a research scientist or something. You gonna
Speaker 1: I wouldn't trust any bit of research that woman does. Listen,
Speaker 1: listen to this insanity.
Speaker 2: Do the colonists fight in the Revolutionary War? And was?
Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know if this is right. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: sounds so stupid?
Speaker 3: Was it the Spanish?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 6: What are your majors? Business?
Speaker 1: Biology, elementary education? Oh? Oh god, that one's gonna be
Speaker 1: shape in young minds?
Speaker 2: What shape is the US Pentagon Building?
Speaker 1: Isn't it just a square?
Speaker 2: How many US Senators are there? How many amendments are
Speaker 2: in the Bill of Rights?
Speaker 1: There's a lot, I know, I know seventeen. Who on
Speaker 1: the Civil War?
Speaker 2: Well, it's the Civil War, so it's the civilians versus
Speaker 2: whoever was in power. How many justices are on the
Speaker 2: Supreme Court?
Speaker 1: Justices?
Speaker 8: Like when you say that, like you mean like that,
Speaker 8: b I.
Speaker 2: Who was on the one hundred dollars bill? That's the
Speaker 2: first amendment? What's the second?
Speaker 1: Right to vote?
Speaker 2: Name three states that border Canada.
Speaker 1: We're just do one per person.
Speaker 3: As you know, I didn't know Canada to border.
Speaker 1: We're doomed. Man again, I know it's the worst of
Speaker 1: the worst, but especially those three girls at the beginning
Speaker 1: right where there's just like biology, I'm going to be
Speaker 1: a teacher. I can't like. The other one was I
Speaker 1: can't remember what it.
Speaker 3: Was, elementary education.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well there's teacher biology, and then the first
Speaker 1: one I can't remember what she said. It doesn't matter. Like,
Speaker 1: if you're going to be a teacher and you don't
Speaker 1: have any of that, you shouldn't be a teacher. Am
Speaker 1: I wrong?
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe she's gonna be like a gym teacher.
Speaker 1: No elementary education, she said.
Speaker 3: I mean they got at gym teachers in elementary.
Speaker 1: School, right, but don't most elementary I'm.
Speaker 3: Trying to give her the benefit of the doubt here.
Speaker 1: She's hot, she's got that going for her. She might
Speaker 1: need to lean into that. But then I don't know
Speaker 1: if you'd want to have they want to have kids
Speaker 1: with her? Man, come home, your kids are all like, ah,
Speaker 1: Canada has a border, and you're like, oh, I messed
Speaker 1: up so bad? Oh what have I done? All right,
Speaker 1: let's let's get the villain of the day in here,
Speaker 1: mister ray Stag from the web. WHOA, what's up with that?
Speaker 9: Bro?
Speaker 1: Everything's yellow, Bro, everything's yellow. Everything's and then I don't
Speaker 1: mean a little yellow, I mean like, holy hell, what
Speaker 1: just happened? And yeah, you know, obviously weather is part
Speaker 1: of this process, so it kind of hangs on on you.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it does. Let's start from the beginning. I guess
Speaker 9: that's a very good place to start. Sure, I've got
Speaker 9: this little frost advisory for tomorrow morning that's been stuck
Speaker 9: upon us for many counties across the area.
Speaker 1: Ice pollen, ice, pollen ice, Mix.
Speaker 9: A little water in and you can make a nice
Speaker 9: pollen ice cube that'll be great in your drink. That
Speaker 9: makes me want to throw up. But let's just say
Speaker 9: most of the Triad Triangle except for the city of Raleigh, Sandford,
Speaker 9: Rocky Mountains, South Fayetteville, Goldsborough not in the frost advisor.
Speaker 9: But either way back to the little mid thirties, that's
Speaker 9: some chillier behind the front that came through but didn't
Speaker 9: bring much rainfall. And that's another problem. So we'll get
Speaker 9: to a piece by piece. No relief for really either
Speaker 9: as we go through today a trace of rain in
Speaker 9: Raleigh yesterday at triad trace of rain, so about what
Speaker 9: we expected. Now we're looking for sunshine to return today,
Speaker 9: the mild weather, gusty winds. The Weather Service has their
Speaker 9: statement out about the fire weather danger continuing where the
Speaker 9: northwest flow not made fires to the west of us.
Speaker 9: We're escaping most of the smoke in the air. Ask
Speaker 9: our folks in Greenville and Spartanburg and they'll say otherwise
Speaker 9: because some concern there for smoke as fires are to
Speaker 9: their west. Down a little bit today, little bit sixties tonight,
Speaker 9: little bit thirties in the advisory area's upper thirties from
Speaker 9: about Riley in points east, and then sun tomorrow on
Speaker 9: either side of seventy degrees partial sun. Friday, we warm
Speaker 9: up to the mid upper seventies and the same thing
Speaker 9: for Saturday. Might get some shower Sunday Monday, but it
Speaker 9: doesn't look like a bunch of rain most of us.
Speaker 9: Less than a half an inch may help a little
Speaker 9: bit clean out the air, but I don't think it's
Speaker 9: gonna help much cases. We're back in the sunshine and
Speaker 9: dry weather as we get into Tuesday of next week,
Speaker 9: and probably be on that for a few days, so
Speaker 9: no substantial rainfall, maybe some late in the weekend early
Speaker 9: next week. Other than that, high and dry over the
Speaker 9: next several days.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you drink pollen, dude? Why not? I
Speaker 1: mean no, By the way, you do not take raised
Speaker 1: advice on this freksapp route?
Speaker 3: Is that too?
Speaker 1: That's too weird a reference? You know, any freak zappa.
Speaker 1: I don't don't go where the lists go. And don't
Speaker 1: you know that yellow snow?
Speaker 9: Okay, well, now that you have heard of that, dude,
Speaker 9: oh okay, I.
Speaker 1: Didn't know who was associated with getting deep here. All right,
Speaker 1: you go enjoy your Pallen smoothie or whatever ice cube?
Speaker 3: Right weirdo?
Speaker 1: All right, thank you. There you go, race agic from
Speaker 1: the weather channel trying to get you sick, all right?
Speaker 1: Seven forty seven Hang on, Sydney's science nerd may face
Speaker 1: jail for importing plutonium in a bid to collect all
Speaker 1: elements of the periodic table. This is this dude's hobby man.
Speaker 1: So he's a he is a any like the thing too.
Speaker 1: He's got this big wall mount thing that they're like
Speaker 1: purp walking out of his house. Here. If you go
Speaker 1: to the story. He's just like, I'm gonna have all
Speaker 1: the elements the problem.
Speaker 3: Leave the nerd alone.
Speaker 1: Man, what's that?
Speaker 3: Leave the nerd alone?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, you know, so here's what I think
Speaker 1: is going on. One Big brother it's you know, remember
Speaker 1: this is Australia who built literal camps for COVID deniers
Speaker 1: or whatever. Right, Ah, they're nice camps. They got razor
Speaker 1: wire and all that. It's fine. By the way, going
Speaker 1: back to Wyoming slang, do you know what we call
Speaker 1: barb wire? The pointy parts of barbed wire? This is
Speaker 1: the dumbest Wyoming slang. Silk make that makes sense? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Back to this, So Sydney science nerd may face jail
Speaker 1: from porting plutonium. I think one or two. Think one,
Speaker 1: they don't want you to have hobby. Two I think
Speaker 1: big brothers hoarding superpowers. That's the only thing that makes sense, right,
Speaker 1: How are you supposed to get superpowers if you can't
Speaker 1: have the real real uh you know, uh, you know stuff.
Speaker 1: How there's no Hulk. I'm trying to think how how
Speaker 1: many superheroes are born of radioactivity.
Speaker 3: Really gamma radiation?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the Hulk, like the Spider Man, Professor Manhattan professor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like what he did to that dude? Why is he
Speaker 1: naked all the time? What's going on? So yeah, and
Speaker 1: I would say like half of them, right, that was
Speaker 1: it was almost like the writer's crutch for comic books
Speaker 1: back in the day. Where isn't Captain Marvel's radiation too? Right?
Speaker 3: Not that people, I don't know. I've sort of purged
Speaker 3: her for my memory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just gonna say, but like, radiation was
Speaker 1: the That's the way he did it. And it made sense,
Speaker 1: right because you know it was at the time these
Speaker 1: things are coming up. Radiation is kind of a new thing, right,
Speaker 1: They're like, ah, like what happened to that Curry chick? Oh,
Speaker 1: we're making a bomb? All right? And then you know
Speaker 1: here's here's some comic books. So whatever. But yeah, so
Speaker 1: the guy, how much did he I'm sure it was
Speaker 1: next to nothing. Do you remember that crazy story with
Speaker 1: the dude with the rattlesnake who had the radio action dude?
Speaker 3: That was an incredible story. Yeah, they pulled them over
Speaker 3: in Florida, right with like snakes.
Speaker 1: No, it was the Oklahoma. I thought, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I love how I automatically assume it's Florida.
Speaker 1: Now I think that one was Oklahoma.
Speaker 3: Actually, right, But there was like snakes in the back
Speaker 3: of his pickup truck and radio act of rocks or something.
Speaker 3: Was it plutonium are uranium?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah he had. He had a small enough amount.
Speaker 1: He had like what you could get for a classroom.
Speaker 1: But still I think there's paperwork you have to do.
Speaker 1: Let me find that story. Oh, that was one of
Speaker 1: my favorite stories we've done in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was obviously he was trying to do
Speaker 3: something with the snakes to create powers.
Speaker 1: Oh, snake man, it was uranium. He had uranium, all right, Oklahoma. Yeah,
Speaker 1: here we go, Oklahoma man driving stolen vehicle, caught with rattlesnake, uranium,
Speaker 1: whiskey and a gun. And it's like, clearly he's trying
Speaker 1: to make super snakes, right or something drunk super snakes,
Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah, it was Oklahoma, Guthrie, Oklahoma, wherever that is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he had a rattlesnake, a canister of uranium, an open
Speaker 1: bottle of whiskey, and a pistole. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The FEDS are obviously trying to either keep the superpowers
Speaker 3: to themselves or they're trying to stop time travel with
Speaker 3: the plutonium.
Speaker 1: Dude. This are Every year somebody puts one of these
Speaker 1: articles out. I'm sure multiple people do it, and it
Speaker 1: is this is the this is the equivalent to Twitter
Speaker 1: engagement bait. Anytime a media outlet in North Carolina goes,
Speaker 1: we've selected the best barbecue joint in North Carolina, I
Speaker 1: can't ross. Can you think of more engagement farming than that?
Speaker 1: As far as you know, standard news stories goes, everyone
Speaker 1: loses their damn mind.
Speaker 3: No, it's a go to.
Speaker 1: It's absolutely they're like, oh, we got to bump the
Speaker 1: web numbers up. Let's say that we've selected. Now, to
Speaker 1: be fair, this was Southern Living magazine, so there was
Speaker 1: a reason to write it, I guess. And they're like, well,
Speaker 1: best barbecue joint in all of North Carolina. And if
Speaker 1: you're the editor at what is this from WGHP, If
Speaker 1: you're the editor there, you're like, I'm gonna have so
Speaker 1: many clicks today, so many clicks. By the way, uh,
Speaker 1: In case you're wondering, the the best barbecue joint in
Speaker 1: in all the North Carolina is Lexington Barbecue. Which is
Speaker 1: funny because then I see people immediately in the comments
Speaker 1: like that's not even the best barbecue join in Lexington
Speaker 1: and then you know the verbal fisticuff start. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I tend not to weigh in. I got several barbecue
Speaker 1: joints that I like, some not so much. I like
Speaker 1: brisket too, so and I know that that's a heathen stuff.
Speaker 1: So you know, depending on whether I want pork or
Speaker 1: if I want brisket, I have different places that I
Speaker 1: go to, but whatever, you can go to multiple ones.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so and that thing had like a bazillion
Speaker 1: clicks of people just fighting it out in the comments there.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I tell you I've never had
Speaker 1: bad barbecue in Lexington. And I you know, cause we
Speaker 1: did the barbecue festival for a radio thing a few
Speaker 1: years ago, and I don't know how I was able
Speaker 1: to move after that. But I thought everything that I
Speaker 1: ate was pretty good. So but by the way, I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to start a yelling match over this. I
Speaker 1: just think it's funny whenever I see these stories, because
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's somebody is trying to make their web numbers,
Speaker 1: which you know is another metric that we also deal
Speaker 1: with as well. So all right, real quick on the
Speaker 1: old the signal app insanity I'm I'm failing to understand.
Speaker 1: So who added this? Who added the Atlantic? Dude? That's
Speaker 1: the only thing I want an answer to. Who did that?
Speaker 1: And I think most people because the way the story
Speaker 1: was coming out, it was that Mike Waltz did it,
Speaker 1: the former congressman. You know, obviously he left his congressional seat.
Speaker 1: So here we go. I'm not trying to start a
Speaker 1: barbecue thing. So I'm just pointing. I just laugh whenever
Speaker 1: I see that, because people, you just know you're gonna
Speaker 1: get a thousand chairs and ten you're gonna ratio yourself
Speaker 1: doing it just in the comments. Right. So but that's okay.
Speaker 1: If you have a barbecue place you liked, then go
Speaker 1: there and be happy. And I hope you're happy. And
Speaker 1: if you and if the one across town is not
Speaker 1: as good, then don't go to that one. It's very simple.
Speaker 1: We don't have to fight about that.
Speaker 3: Did you see the photo of Tim Walls in front
Speaker 3: of that barbecue joint? And there's nothing he can't make cringe?
Speaker 3: It's super weird.
Speaker 1: Okay, So here's the deal. I've been to that barbecue
Speaker 1: joint and it's not good. I know the barbecue joint.
Speaker 3: Right, he's standing there with his like you know, he's
Speaker 3: pointing at it, like and if you know, you know,
Speaker 3: and people are like, man, is it you can't whatever
Speaker 3: it is, it's not good.
Speaker 1: The reason we're all dry there. I've eaten there before
Speaker 1: because if they caught it, they're like if you go
Speaker 1: to Minnesota, like, oh, it was a very famous place.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, why you know, dude could pose with
Speaker 1: a puppy and people be like.
Speaker 3: It's cringe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, put that puppy in a bag and throw it
Speaker 1: in the river, right, No, they turn on the puppy. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that barbecue. I didn't even get into it, just because
Speaker 1: it was a Minnesota thing. But yeah, I saw that
Speaker 1: picture and I meet it. I'm like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: we're still doing that anyway. Oh so, like who added
Speaker 1: Goldberg to this thing? And there's some theories photo right,
Speaker 1: but most people assume it was Mike Waltz, right, national
Speaker 1: Security advisor, and if that's the but there's a whole
Speaker 1: lot of fakery in this thing. And I thought yesterday
Speaker 1: when we were talking about it, well on Monday more so,
Speaker 1: when we were talking about it, it was I was
Speaker 1: trying to separate what is and isn't because so much
Speaker 1: of what is surrounding the story is meaningless, it's embellish,
Speaker 1: it's a lie in some instances, right, there is no proof.
Speaker 1: Even though this Goldberg guy intimated, well, there was some
Speaker 1: secret stuff, but I didn't say what it was. Put
Speaker 1: up or shut up. There clearly wasn't. And the reason
Speaker 1: that I know that there clearly wasn't is the conversation
Speaker 1: as it was relayed sounds really normal and also recognizes
Speaker 1: what can and can't be discussed on this signal app
Speaker 1: because at one point there's a reference to going to
Speaker 1: quote unquote the high side, right, which could either be
Speaker 1: the old school, you know, communications system that they use,
Speaker 1: the military's version of it, or in a skiff somewhere right.
Speaker 1: They clearly recognize that there's some things that can't be discussed.
Speaker 1: The timeline, Oh, I saw a congressman on Fox yesterday
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, here's going to get soldiers killed,
Speaker 1: some democrat and then he got Afghanistan thrown back to
Speaker 1: his face three times and looked like an idiot. The
Speaker 1: conversation took place literally minutes before, and there is not
Speaker 1: specific troop movements, nor has has Goldberg other than in
Speaker 1: a grand way intimated that there were. So I don't
Speaker 1: believe you because you are the suckers and losers guy
Speaker 1: and everything else in the Russia hoax. And not to
Speaker 1: mention that very same reporter is one of the guys
Speaker 1: who did the heavy lifting for the the WMD's in Iraq. Okay,
Speaker 1: he has no credibility none, but I'm pretty sure Mike
Speaker 1: Waltz is the one who set that up. So then
Speaker 1: the question becomes why does he have him basically in
Speaker 1: his contacts at the ready? Because you know how contacts work,
Speaker 1: right like Ross, When you go on your phone and
Speaker 1: you want to like send something, and that little thing
Speaker 1: pops up on the iPhone, it shows you basically the
Speaker 1: last few people you've communicated with, right Like, So if
Speaker 1: I if I see a link so the igam on Twitter,
Speaker 1: and I want to go down to send a link
Speaker 1: to Ross on the tweet, as soon as I clicked
Speaker 1: that little arrow up button thing in the bottom corner
Speaker 1: and to share a post, it'll ask me how I
Speaker 1: want to do it. It'll also show the last like
Speaker 1: four people that I've communicated with across all the different apps.
Speaker 1: So to have that guy's contacts at you know, at
Speaker 1: the ready, if that's how it happened, which is kind
Speaker 1: of how the signal has that feature. I don't understand
Speaker 1: that that's that's the part that's a little concerning. But now,
Speaker 1: Mike Waltz, I'm gonna play the audio for you, like
Speaker 1: everyone's acting like nobody did it. And and and again
Speaker 1: it's not that there was classified information. Nobody was endangered.
Speaker 1: It's just really the first thing that Democrats have been
Speaker 1: able to sink their teeth into for months, right, because
Speaker 1: they just been they've just been stacking up nothing but
Speaker 1: else nothing. But I was thinking about this ross. Has
Speaker 1: there been a win for the Democrats in the entire
Speaker 1: Trump presidency.
Speaker 3: And this is their first one. And that's why they're
Speaker 3: going after it like they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just like they haven't eat and they're starving,
Speaker 1: right and so the and so what they're gonna do
Speaker 1: is they're gonna get over their skis on this because
Speaker 1: most people are like, I don't know if that checks out,
Speaker 1: but I think part of it has to be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we screwed up. Now. The other thing is this this
Speaker 1: idea that they're using sid like, oh well, I can't
Speaker 1: believe they're so irresponsible. They're using the signal app. Do
Speaker 1: you know why they use the signal app to communicate
Speaker 1: because it's protocol.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the systems that they use. Oh the
Speaker 3: construction can hear it? Yeah, I mean it's annoying. The
Speaker 3: systems they have, right, and DOJE has exposed this are
Speaker 3: so old and archaic because you assume they have their
Speaker 3: own sort of immediate text messaging system and they.
Speaker 1: Kind of do, but not really. Now the military may
Speaker 1: have some them. That's a little a little beef here,
Speaker 1: but no, it's for sending cables from embassies. That's what
Speaker 1: they're using.
Speaker 3: Pretty much. If you want everyone to talk about something,
Speaker 3: y'all have to be in the same room together.
Speaker 1: In real time. Correct, Yeah, if you want to do
Speaker 1: a real time thing, that's not you know, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's it's like, do you want to It's like when
Speaker 1: you do you want to do an email chain? There's
Speaker 1: four people on an email and everyone send it back
Speaker 1: and forth. You gotta wait, no, especially when you're minutes
Speaker 1: away from something.
Speaker 3: This I mean, and I can't believe I'm saying this,
Speaker 3: and I'm not saying it's right, but this is why
Speaker 3: Hillary said she had her own servers because the government
Speaker 3: ones were so inefficient and so old, she had to
Speaker 3: have her own. Yeah, and then she destroyed them with
Speaker 3: a hammer and with bleach bit and she had the
Speaker 3: tails all this time.
Speaker 1: She poured bleach on them. What do you yeah? Oh wow,
Speaker 1: so and and so why is it protocol? Why is
Speaker 1: signal protocol? Because a previous president's administration recognized that they
Speaker 1: needed something for non classified discussion that fit the bill
Speaker 1: but had some of the better levels of security, and
Speaker 1: so the Biden administration made it protocol. They're the ones
Speaker 1: who decided to say. And I'm not criticizing them for it,
Speaker 1: like I understand that. You I again, if we like those,
Speaker 1: you know, government efficiency, then if that's a more efficient way,
Speaker 1: in a faster way to have discussions and need to
Speaker 1: be had in a non classified manner, I'm fine with it.
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna criticize Biden for it. But the
Speaker 1: media is running around acting like Mike Waltz and Pete
Speaker 1: haig Seth just went, oh, we're just gonna do whatever
Speaker 1: you want to do. No, they literally did the thing
Speaker 1: that they sent memos out. Let me play the audio,
Speaker 1: all right, let's let's get into this Mike Waltz audio.
Speaker 1: But damn it, somebody needs to take responsibility for this
Speaker 1: so they can explain how it won't happen again. Okay,
Speaker 1: And I've seen theories that he meant to add Jonah Goldberg,
Speaker 1: which is that doesn't make any sense. You don't add
Speaker 1: any reporters to this conversation. And my theory is because
Speaker 1: they say it was initials JG and Eddie screwed up.
Speaker 1: I think that's a bad theory. I think they were
Speaker 1: trying to add John gold.
Speaker 3: Who is that guy?
Speaker 1: Who is I don't know, but they're obviously they're keeping
Speaker 1: them under wraps, so all we can be left to
Speaker 1: ask who is John gold We don't know, but like
Speaker 1: that's as likely a theory. And I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's fat thumbs or how the hell this happened, or
Speaker 1: it was some sort of pre existing thing where I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm not a super user of say I've
Speaker 1: used it, I didn't like it, so it just sits
Speaker 1: on my phone. I've never touched it again. But let's
Speaker 1: listen to Mike Waltz.
Speaker 4: Here, and I think I'll ask Mike, Mike is here,
Speaker 4: do you want to respond to that. Yes, mister President,
Speaker 4: you asked about lessons.
Speaker 9: I think there's a lot of the lessons.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of journalists in this city who have
Speaker 4: made big names for themselves making up lies about this president,
Speaker 4: whether it's the Russia hoax or making up lies about
Speaker 4: gold Star families. And this one in particular, I've never met,
Speaker 4: don't know, never communicated with, and we.
Speaker 1: Are Does that make sense to you? I'm sorry. This
Speaker 1: is the part I don't get because this is kind
Speaker 1: of what Haig Sas said, and this is kind of
Speaker 1: what now Trump He said he didn't know about it,
Speaker 1: and this was two days ago. Maybe maybe not, But like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand this. Everyone agrees, and I understand that
Speaker 1: the guy at the Atlantic is a piece of garbage,
Speaker 1: But just explain how it happened, because this thing you're
Speaker 1: explaining to me right now doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 4: Or we are looking into him, reviewing how the heck
Speaker 4: he got into this room. But I'll tell you what
Speaker 4: the world owes President Trump a favor. Underbiden, global shipping
Speaker 4: was shut down, pen PreK attacks months between them, are
Speaker 4: destroyers being fired upon. Dozens of times President Trump took
Speaker 4: decisive active action with the National Security Team, took out
Speaker 4: the head missileer, knocked out missiles, knocked out headquarters, knocked
Speaker 4: out communication sites, and for once, as we hear, as
Speaker 4: you all hear from every one of our allies, thank
Speaker 4: god for American leadership again, thank God for American strength.
Speaker 1: This is politicianing.
Speaker 3: What's that feels so slimy, doesn't it?
Speaker 1: It's politician ing and I hate it, and it's unnecessary.
Speaker 3: Because they're they're denying what happened, and then they're changing
Speaker 3: the subject like.
Speaker 1: Did you then they could? But they confirmed, remember the Pentagon,
Speaker 1: The White House confirmed it happened.
Speaker 3: So are they saying that the screenshot provided by the
Speaker 3: reporter was just completely manufactured and fake? Because that's what
Speaker 3: it kind of sounds.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you don't get with it. You don't.
Speaker 1: You don't understand what they're trying to. I'll explain what
Speaker 1: it is there because I didn't get it and then
Speaker 1: I read and then it dawned upon me and then
Speaker 1: I saw somebody else. I think it's Banchie who figured
Speaker 1: it out too.
Speaker 3: Because besides that, it is it's a classical political thing
Speaker 3: where you're like, oh, did you steal the cookies from
Speaker 3: the cookie jar, and you're like, I did not steal
Speaker 3: the cookies from the cookie jar. And I would just
Speaker 3: like to point out that I got straight A's last semester.
Speaker 1: Yeah, puppies, right, Yeah, Now, is this is you need?
Speaker 1: This is bad. This is a bad way to deal
Speaker 1: with it. Although I will explain it to you. I'm
Speaker 1: going to play the other cut real quick, and then
Speaker 1: I'll explain, because you have to understand how signal works.
Speaker 1: And it was only once I because again I remember
Speaker 1: I tried it. I didn't realize and then it dawned
Speaker 1: upon me. Oh yeah, that is a thing. I'll explain
Speaker 1: that here in a moment, but real quickly.
Speaker 4: As Director Ratcliffe testified today, his first day on the job,
Speaker 4: he was introduced to this app on his government systems
Speaker 4: at the CIA and at the State Department and otherwise.
Speaker 4: So look this journalist, mister president. Once the world talking
Speaker 4: about more hoaxes and this kind of nonsense, rather than
Speaker 4: the freedom that you're enabling. And a key part of
Speaker 4: our sovereignty is open sea lanes and knocking the crap
Speaker 4: out of terrors.
Speaker 1: Again, again, I hate the way we're doing this because
Speaker 1: here's the only other possibility if nobody added him knowing
Speaker 1: that that was him or maxing that you can pick
Speaker 1: your screen name and how you appear in these things.
Speaker 1: So are they implying that Goldberg mocked his screen name
Speaker 1: to change it to like John Ratcliffe? You get what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Ross, because they because you can, you can,
Speaker 1: you can make it the way that you would appear
Speaker 1: in there. You can make it whatever name you want.
Speaker 1: So was he Are they implying that he somehow infiltrated
Speaker 1: their signal system, pretended, you know, punched in a name
Speaker 1: that somebody within the National security apparatus who was then added.
Speaker 1: Because there's probably there was more than just three people
Speaker 1: on this thing. There's clearly more because that are we
Speaker 1: really going to go down that road? And if they are,
Speaker 1: they better be able to prove it because if that
Speaker 1: is in fact what happened. And I don't know that
Speaker 1: I believe that Goldberg should go to jail.
Speaker 3: I was about to say that sounds criminal.
Speaker 1: It sounds criminal, yes, So if you're going to make
Speaker 1: that charge, I don't And I just felt it was
Speaker 1: like people that are there's a bunch of influencers that
Speaker 1: have a lot more communication with this administration for obvious reasons, right,
Speaker 1: because the influencers and and and you know, the new
Speaker 1: media and all that were instrumental. And and you know
Speaker 1: Trump's got about ten that are kind of his favorites.
Speaker 1: He always retweets Elon has his favorites and all that.
Speaker 1: So I'm sure they're on, you know, they're having text conversations.
Speaker 1: So are they getting are some of these influencers getting
Speaker 1: fed that? Like it's soda money, sweet sweet soda money.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but like this whole thing would be
Speaker 1: behind you if you just come out and be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so here's here's what happened, Here's how it got screwed up. Yes,
Speaker 1: we do have journalists contacts in there because we prefer
Speaker 1: if we are communicating, which we hate to do but
Speaker 1: we have to do sometimes communicating with journalists. We use
Speaker 1: the signal app. And somebody just you know, screwed up.
Speaker 1: And here's how they screwed up, and here's the steps
Speaker 1: we're taken. So it doesn't happen anymore. Let's move on
Speaker 1: to things that matter, and then you can come out
Speaker 1: and talk about how you blew the houties to smitherings.
Speaker 3: Right, But it doesn't matter because they have a history
Speaker 3: of leaks with the previous administration. It's sort of been
Speaker 3: a thing, so they should live.
Speaker 1: People in these meetings in the Oval office. CNN had
Speaker 1: a transcript ten minutes later, and you could never find
Speaker 1: them the hell. So, yeah, I don't, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't like the way this is going. And again, if
Speaker 1: they're going to if they're going to sit here and
Speaker 1: start a hint that Goldberg like shrouded who he was
Speaker 1: so he could gain access to this, then you better
Speaker 1: be able to back that. And if it's true, it
Speaker 1: should end him, not end him late, end him. But
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, We'll be back a tesla
Speaker 1: a Tesla vandal. Here's the deal again. How have these
Speaker 1: vandals not figured out yet that there's cameras on these cars?
Speaker 1: Like that doesn't make any sense to me. So there's
Speaker 1: some resort up in New Hampshire looked like kind of
Speaker 1: look like the Greenbrier actually look very cool. They're in
Speaker 1: the parking lot of it, and you see these two
Speaker 1: jackasses get out of another vehicle and they're clearly going
Speaker 1: golfing right those Because there's no other reason you wear
Speaker 1: bright orange pants unless you shop the John Daily Collection golfers,
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So he's wearing bright orange pants
Speaker 1: and and he he clearly vandalizes this tesla. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know if the owner was sitting I don't even
Speaker 1: know how the owner initially knew. Maybe the owner's just
Speaker 1: sitting in there having a beer watching this happen. So
Speaker 1: the police show up while these dudes are basically still
Speaker 1: doing what they're doing, kind of walked away. And then
Speaker 1: the guy, even though he's on camera and he's the
Speaker 1: only guy wearing like hunter orange pants, I was like, no,
Speaker 1: it wasn't me, it's probably somebody else. How can you
Speaker 1: tell that's me? And that the guy's like, you're wearing
Speaker 1: orange pants? Bro right, Well, it turns out, uh he uh,
Speaker 1: he clearly looks like he's the one who did it.
Speaker 1: I guess he hasn't been convicted yet, but I don't
Speaker 1: think that's a felony. Up in New Hampshire, that's a felony.
Speaker 1: So this dude gets to now deal with that because
Speaker 1: he couldn't control his urges before he went out and
Speaker 1: to do some golfing.
Speaker 3: Every dive, every time I see pictures of these guys,
Speaker 3: they're wearing like their pajama pants. I saw one wear
Speaker 3: no Lilo and Stitch pajamas.
Speaker 1: There's a grown man wearing Lilo and Stick. By the way,
Speaker 1: do you know where that happened? No idea. Okay. First
Speaker 1: of all, the woman who owns the car is in
Speaker 1: a wheelchair, so and it's a modified Tesla for her wheelchair.
Speaker 1: So like already, like you're vandalizing this woman's only way
Speaker 1: of really getting around. And she was just trying to
Speaker 1: order and eat some delicious unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks.
Speaker 1: It was in the parking lot of and all.
Speaker 3: Of god, Oh no, no, okay, So I yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I have seen this and I that's yeah. I did
Speaker 3: a deep dive and I did some of my own
Speaker 3: investigation and it's clearly a Carabas.
Speaker 1: Tuscany. The woman says, I was getting set down to
Speaker 1: eat at Olive Garden.
Speaker 3: I'm tired of these hoaxes. We had the Russian hoax,
Speaker 3: we had the suckers and Losers home, and now we
Speaker 3: have the Olive Garden Tesla keying Leelo and Stitch hoax.
Speaker 3: That's what this is. Wait in front of me, hoax.
Speaker 1: You're calling the woman who owns the car in the
Speaker 1: wheelchair a liar.
Speaker 3: I believe the audio might have been altered.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you think the local news station that
Speaker 1: ran that piece, Oh yeah, you can't trust them. But
Speaker 1: if I can see Olive Garden behind her while she's
Speaker 1: being in it, dude.
Speaker 3: Look at it. It's clearly a carabus.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's so justiny. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 3: Alive Garden is safe, dude. No, It's authentic Italian cuisine
Speaker 3: and the chefs are trained in Tuscany.
Speaker 1: So you think that this is a roundabout hit job.
Speaker 1: I think that it should. I think that No. I
Speaker 1: think you're you're going the wrong park here. Man, Listen
Speaker 1: to me. Hear me out, hear me out. If if,
Speaker 1: if it's not a hoax, it should be a rallying
Speaker 1: cry to people too. What what what have you seen
Speaker 1: all these people do after Tesla started getting attacked? What
Speaker 1: all these people have got a lot of money, I guess,
Speaker 1: but on Twitter doing what do you see? Everybody just
Speaker 1: went on about to Tesla. So I think you don't
Speaker 1: play this as a hoax. I think you point out, hey,
Speaker 1: this happened at Olive Gardens, so that America says, damn it,
Speaker 1: you're not going to attack me when I want unlimited soup,
Speaker 1: salad and breadsticks or other delicious pasta selections. You know anyway,
Speaker 1: and you could build your own pasta. That's amazing. You're
Speaker 1: not even a chef. You get to build your own pasta.
Speaker 1: So this clear, and then they'll have to open more
Speaker 1: olive gardens.
Speaker 3: This click demand right, This clearly happened at an olive garden.
Speaker 3: And I've been saying that from the beginning.
Speaker 1: Okay, goodwind, rewind the day, rewind it? Yeah, or no,
Speaker 1: just delete it and pretend it never happened, and then
Speaker 1: talk about a pull of Mike Waltz and then just
Speaker 1: talk about your enemies.
Speaker 3: There's one thing in common with all these idiots is
Speaker 3: the pajamas at two o'clock in the afternoon. This guy
Speaker 3: was Ali La and Stitch. And also the mug shots.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the mugshots afterwards? They all tend to
Speaker 3: be crying, like blubbering, like.
Speaker 1: He didn't even wait for his mugshot. He was crying
Speaker 1: why where they were putting him? In the back of
Speaker 1: that police car up in New York. Remember that whiny
Speaker 1: little cry baby from last week. But how this happened?
Speaker 1: Oh and then, and then, just so you know who
Speaker 1: the worst people in the world are. Did you the
Speaker 1: guy they arrested. His name is Jim Pellis. He's a masshole.
Speaker 1: He's a Patriots fan. So, like now I have been
Speaker 1: proven correct on this again, just because I assume all
Speaker 1: Patriots fans are terrorist.
Speaker 3: Right when you think that franchise can't sink at me
Speaker 3: lower this happens.
Speaker 1: These are the people buying your merch, somebody who would
Speaker 1: commit domestic terrorism. Absolutely, I can't.
Speaker 3: Tell you there's one place in the AFC East where
Speaker 3: that would not happen. Oh really, yeah, unbiased opinion. Buffalo
Speaker 3: just know what?
Speaker 1: Let me let me check Ross's work here, Hold on,
Speaker 1: Buffaloes love vandalism. Let me see if the if there's
Speaker 1: even a story. Nope, not a thing, not a thing. Oh,
Speaker 1: they did one in Schenectady, though they did have one
Speaker 1: in schnect What come on, man, it's your hometown. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so tell your mom not to buy a Tesla, I guess. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but of course it was a guy from Massachusetts. Because
Speaker 1: you know why, they have no they got no chill,
Speaker 1: no filter. I think they can do whatever they want. Well,
Speaker 1: long arm of the laws coming for you, bro. A
Speaker 1: guy who used to work as the regional sales director
Speaker 1: for Armor Code. His employer has already been like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're not going to do that anymore. So I hope
Speaker 1: it was worth it, my guy. Now you're not gonna
Speaker 1: be able to afford new those John Daily, those loud pants.
Speaker 1: You know, golf rost. There are people who wear that
Speaker 1: stuff and and try. Remember you're Kevin Campbell come in
Speaker 1: sometimes with some of his golf guron right. A few
Speaker 1: times he came in the studio like that he was
Speaker 1: one of them. He wears the ugliest damn golf stuff
Speaker 1: you've ever seen in your life. By design, that's his thing.
Speaker 1: Can't trust those guys, especially not if they're Patriots fans
Speaker 1: on top of everything else where's Wes Newton, mass don't
Speaker 1: care anyway. Although it's funny because I have a friend
Speaker 1: who's from Vermont and there's nothing they hate more than
Speaker 1: people from Massachusetts coming up there. It's like their Colorado's
Speaker 1: from me growing up in Wyoming. They got beef with them,
Speaker 1: So I think that's funny, all right. A couple other
Speaker 1: things we got to get to here a little more.
Speaker 1: A little more sound. So I don't know if you
Speaker 1: saw the what's going on with Greenland? So on Monday
Speaker 1: they announced that the second first Lady of the United States,
Speaker 1: so the Vice President's wife, which is slow test. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I like that. Ross does the term
Speaker 1: slow test sound a little bit? Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I'm not calling his I'm not saying that the USHA is.
Speaker 1: I just don't like the I don't like the mark
Speaker 1: us slowest. She's a slow test. You ever date a slowest? Man? Ah? No,
Speaker 1: you don't want to do that. No, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I like that. So we'll just go
Speaker 1: second first, like well, miss miss Vance whatever. So she
Speaker 1: was going to go up to visit Greenland. It was
Speaker 1: just going to be her. I think maybe there would
Speaker 1: probably be some other people, but as far as figureheads go,
Speaker 1: it was just going to be her. And remember she's
Speaker 1: not elected officials. She's going up there doing it. So
Speaker 1: a couple of the like the Prime Minister up there,
Speaker 1: he's got a really funny name. I can't remember what
Speaker 1: it is right now, but I would make fun of
Speaker 1: it if I did. And and so they got all
Speaker 1: but her, and they're like oh, you can't do that.
Speaker 1: So do you see what happened? They announced yesterday that
Speaker 1: her husband's going with her. So now you guys have
Speaker 1: trash talked your way into an official state visit, which
Speaker 1: they'll you know they'll do because that's just common courtesy.
Speaker 1: They're not going to bar him from it. But now
Speaker 1: it's going to get so much more pub right. No
Speaker 1: other than them writing the story that Usha was going
Speaker 1: up there, there would have been a follow up with
Speaker 1: some pictures of her up there, and that would have
Speaker 1: been the end of it. Now the vice president of
Speaker 1: the United States is going up there, so it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a whole it's gonna be a three ring circus.
Speaker 1: And it's all because you couldn't just shut up and
Speaker 1: let her go visit Greenland, which would have been non consequential.
Speaker 1: She's not negotiating stuff, she's not picking out new flag
Speaker 1: colors like, she's just up there to visit. And yeah,
Speaker 1: there's symbolism to it, but it wouldn't have been a
Speaker 1: big deal. And now you made it a big deal.
Speaker 1: So a good job.
Speaker 10: Hey guys, it's Shady Vans, the vice president, And you know,
Speaker 10: there was so much excitement around Usha's visit to Greenland
Speaker 10: this Friday, that I decided that I didn't want her
Speaker 10: to have all that fun by herself, and so I'm
Speaker 10: going to join her. I'm going to visit some of
Speaker 10: our guardians in the Space Force on the northwest coast
Speaker 10: of Greenland, and also just check out what's going on
Speaker 10: with the security there of Greenland. As you know, it's
Speaker 10: really important. A lot of other countries have threatened Greenland,
Speaker 10: have threatened to use its territories.
Speaker 1: And it's you get the gist of it. So now
Speaker 1: you've made a state visit. By the way, I love
Speaker 1: the sarcasm at the beginning of that cut. Uh, this
Speaker 1: is real quick, and then we'll tell we'll talk.
Speaker 10: Hey guys, it's Shady Vans, the vice president. And you know,
Speaker 10: there was so much excitement around Usha's visit to Greenland.
Speaker 1: This Listen to how sarcastic he is. Maybe like, I
Speaker 1: didn't I didn't know. I didn't I didn't know the
Speaker 1: back story. Oh you didn't know the back I didn't
Speaker 1: know the backstory. So now that makes it even better
Speaker 1: when you hear him, you know, yeah, video, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know why because the story of Usha going was not
Speaker 1: really a story. Nobody cared except you know, a couple
Speaker 1: of politicians up in Greenland who just got himself a
Speaker 1: state visit. Ray apologized across his wife that poor poor
Speaker 1: woman had to go out and her car is all
Speaker 1: covered with you and then you know, to take the
Speaker 1: school and I didn't do it.
Speaker 3: My kid was crying raight.
Speaker 9: Oh gosh, I'm sorry. Well, all of my apologies to
Speaker 9: Rawson family. It's that time of year, it's polland andefully
Speaker 9: there's no smoke in the air. I think Triad triangle
Speaker 9: northern half to eastern half of the state doing a
Speaker 9: little better. More the fire and the smoke in the
Speaker 9: air is west of Charlotte, where even down toward Greenville
Speaker 9: and Anderson as you get into western South Carolina, there's
Speaker 9: been some chatter about with this northwest free some of
Speaker 9: that smoke getting into the air.
Speaker 1: I got a couple of Clemson wildfires. Now, sorry, I
Speaker 1: couldn't resist your bracket, you know what. Not one of
Speaker 1: them screwed, no, but the other one I'm doing. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm actually leading. I'm tied for leading right now.
Speaker 9: So I'm still in it because I don't think anybody
Speaker 9: in the family bracket has in the men's the winter's
Speaker 9: still playing, they might, but I've still got like a
Speaker 9: couple of the final four teams still in and the
Speaker 9: whim's bracket I got you kin wintering at Also on
Speaker 9: the wind's side.
Speaker 1: I would be hosed on the other one, though, so
Speaker 1: what's that? What it is? It? Had Connecticut be Florida,
Speaker 1: I would have been loosed on the other right right,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 9: But yeah, well that'll be coming to an end soon
Speaker 9: and then it's all downhill to the football season. Can't
Speaker 9: wait across the region this morning? Who cares about baseball?
Speaker 1: I don't really.
Speaker 9: I probably just now another way here, But I do.
Speaker 1: To apologize to everybody, now.
Speaker 9: I know, I gotta apologize to everybody because I do,
Speaker 9: just not as much as football anyway. Some cooler are
Speaker 9: on the way. There's frost advisories up for many of
Speaker 9: us for tomorrow morning, so add in with the cooler
Speaker 9: temperatures and the pollen, maybe a little frost's scrape off
Speaker 9: the windshield. As we're in the forties, mid upper forties
Speaker 9: this morning, could be a load of mid thirties tomorrow morning.
Speaker 9: After a pretty decent day today, we're cooler, but load
Speaker 9: of mid sixties with a little breeze and lots of sunshine,
Speaker 9: so no help not only for the pollen but for
Speaker 9: the fire danger, especially to the west. Tonight clear, a
Speaker 9: little mid thirties, some upper thirties around, so not everybody's
Speaker 9: gonna see frost, Apache frost, I think from Raleigh east. Uh,
Speaker 9: less of a chance sun tomorrow and partly sunny. Warming
Speaker 9: trend mid upper sixties tomorrow. By Friday we're in the
Speaker 9: mid upper seventies. Next chance of showers tail end of
Speaker 9: the weekend, early next week could get so much deth
Speaker 9: rainfall in here.
Speaker 1: All right, Hey you sir, We'll be easy moore tomorrow,
Speaker 1: see you and we'll come back with Jeff Bellinger next
Speaker 1: Bloomberg up date, down with Jeff Pallinger. Jeff, what's going on? Well,
Speaker 1: good morning, casey.
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Speaker 1: Uh you know what when Cooper flagged their star got
Speaker 1: they didn't know how injured he was during the a
Speaker 1: SEC tournament. I place of Duke fans contemplating that.
Speaker 3: So whatever, all right, thank.
Speaker 1: You, Jeff, appreciate it. Okay, have a good day. Ross,
Speaker 1: I just texted you something amazing. Did you see this?
Speaker 1: The newest Teslavania.
Speaker 3: It just popped up on my phone.
Speaker 1: Oh is that a Brio Kart character? What is that?
Speaker 1: That's a Mario Kart. Ross gonna tweet this thing out
Speaker 1: so you'll get to see it too.
Speaker 3: So it kind of looks like Warrior or some but
Speaker 3: something on on like an ATV or like a four wheeler.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, warrios can it's uh, it's yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks like a right, it's I mean it's not. It
Speaker 1: looks like it's a kit built a h I don't
Speaker 1: call it an ATV. But it looks like a Rio car.
Speaker 1: It's like it's a it's a kid ATV. So you
Speaker 1: you it's not. I don't know how to describe it.
Speaker 1: You have to see it. But on it is about
Speaker 1: what some three pound dude.
Speaker 3: I was about to say, whatever it is, it looks
Speaker 3: like it's about to break.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that that medals earning, its earning, its keep there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Warrio's canceled. You didn't know that Warrio's canceled, all right?
Speaker 1: Because of the Elon Musk in SNL. Yep. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: they were trying. Somebody modded him out of a game
Speaker 1: or something. I forgot to put that in the stack.
Speaker 1: It's like and I'm like, can you mod Nintendo games too?
Speaker 1: By the way, aren't they really like closed stort? I
Speaker 1: don't know enough about it, but yeah, somebody modded it
Speaker 1: so that Warrio wasn't in something. I don't remember what
Speaker 1: the game was. It just sounded like the dumbest thing,
Speaker 1: like it probably took that guy an enordent amount of time.
Speaker 1: All right, So this is what Tech's arcana the Do
Speaker 1: you have the story open us? I can't. I don't
Speaker 1: know how to say this dude's name d E m
Speaker 1: A r q E. Well, do you have a Q?
Speaker 1: Would know you after it? That's not right. D E
Speaker 1: M A r q E y u N.
Speaker 3: The the Demargian demark.
Speaker 1: Wayan Cox I can say his last name. This attempted
Speaker 1: to ram multiple teslas in Texar, Canada, Texas. This is
Speaker 1: another thing. What are you doing in Texas screwing around
Speaker 1: like this