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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into wwe ECW. June twentieth, two
thousand and six.
Speaker 2: E see double you. Yes, the second episode of we
CW is coming at you here. We watched the first
one many moons ago, and we thought it was appropriate
to maybe dive back into a little early WEECW here
because Oi, oh boy, get ready to feel old old
people some of you aren't old. That pisses me off.
We're old because this was twenty years ago this month.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two thousand and six being twenty years ago does
not make sense to me. Man. In my head, it's like, no,
ten at most.
Speaker 2: That's how I kind of I think every amount of
years to me is at least like the most it
is is ten years ago, like you know, fucking even
like you know, twenty ten, you know, that's all right,
that's ten years ago. Still Nope, that's uh, that's sixteen
years ago. Now, well, let's see how time treats this
episode of ECW here, James. But before we get into that,
let's talk about what was going on in the water
wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter. There's
a very good chance we talked about a bit of this,
if not all of this, at another point in our lives.
But you were younger, we were younger. So let's revisit
a couple things here, shall we. From The Observer, June
twenty first, two thousand and six. The debut episode of
ECW on the Sci Fi Network on June thirteenth, was
the classic tale of good news and bad news. Meltzer
says the good news was obvious. Three point thirty one
million people watch the debut nearly five times, with sci
Fi usually draws it in the ten pm Tuesday night timeslot.
The bad news, well, that's three point thirty one million
people saw the show. In a show that was a
reminder of WCW as it's self destructive, worst backstage power
struggles and a bad environment and the truth just playing
reality led to easily the worst Major League US wrestling
television show in years.
Speaker 1: Yeah me with a time machine, going back to two
thousand and six and telling Meltzer, you don't even know
that half of it, Buddy, go ahead to trap.
Speaker 2: In get Ready, Get Ready, Buddy, It only is downhill
from here. You don't even know what's covid if. One
night Stand last year symbolized the high school reunion, and
one night Stand this year symbolized hopes for a resurrection.
The debut show represented a symbolic beheading. The core ec
TOW wrestlers came off even more minor league in front
of the fans largely there to see smack down. The
show was booked horribly and that the company had already
made a decision that unless you had a we pedigree,
with the exception of Sebu and sent Men, you were worthless.
The symbolism of Big Show tossing every c tow wrestler
but one out by himself and only selling for Tommy
Dreamer plus Kurd Angle destroying former East B world champion
Just Incredible in a minute forty five without giving him
any offense told the tale. Joey Styles showed his inexperience
as an announcer when not being directed by pushing that
Credible was a former ECB champion as he was getting squashed,
which only served to bury the past of ECW. That's
I mean, you know we've talked about that match. Obviously
we watched that show, but you know, Angle should have
had a little more respect for former locker room leader,
former world champion, multiple time world champion. Just incredible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, he's the one that saved the attitude.
Ere right, it was just incredible. He was with the
all right.
Speaker 2: George and the gen shorts. Yeah yeah, right, he was there,
Kurt was there. We just watched him throw him over
a bridge, Like I don't know why the disrespect. I mean,
you know, a fast fall, fast fall for the legends
overlooked in the complaints about Atlas Security and Stephen Dangelis
showing up thinking that they were working the show to
give the authenticity. I en to foun out w Ring
announcer Justin Roberts younger and better looking, and I don't
know why not, but that's nuts and WWE security could
handle it is the forgotten reality. East died five years ago.
This is has always been and always will be WB
using the initials because they can. At last Security and
Stephen Dangelis showed up without being booked and just thought
they would get on the show, like they thought this
was authentic ECW. They could just show up to a
fucking show and get on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually pretty insane. I like the the hootspa,
you know, yes.
Speaker 2: Of course, I mean I wish there was more reports
of more guys like that, Like, you know, like, god damn,
why is roadkilled not just walking up and saying put
me on the show? Where where's the blue guy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Alice Security and Steven Delangelis should have walked into
the ring curd Angle should have busted their asses all up.
Speaker 2: Oh you guys can go out there. We do have
a spot on you. It's a spot where kurd Angle
drags you across the entire building and kills you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't even tell them. They just walk out
to the ring.
Speaker 2: Yeah we have something.
Speaker 1: It's very good. They walk out to the ring, they
stand in the ring, they look towards the fucking interest way.
So he's leaking. He's taking his straps all into the ring.
Speaker 2: I mean, tells the security guards and the ring announcer, Hey,
go to the ring. We got something for you tonight.
Speaker 1: Oh that's I mean, that's classic ECW faster right there.
Speaker 2: That's true. I mean, I got you know, uh fucking
Girtner and Joey would start the show in the ring.
So maybe they were gonna get the new two security
guards and Stephen t'angeli's are about to get the new
roles here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kurd Angle is the new nine one one.
Speaker 2: Okay, tell me that would have been fucking awesome though,
I mean, that's that's kind of Sandman's deal here, right,
But like Yakrangle doing that would have been hot.
Speaker 1: I mean it would have been very funny at the
very least. I mean, guys going to the ring like
Tony Mama Luke or something and then Kerdan Angle coming out.
Speaker 2: That's just drooling, drooling as it comes to the ring.
Speaker 1: I mean that would have worked. It absolutely would have Angle.
Speaker 2: By the way, I mean the amount of times James
is yelling yeah is half of what Kredengle does on
this show.
Speaker 1: It's like the only word he uses once he gets
into the ring here on this show, it's awesome.
Speaker 2: He's barbaric. Yeah, I know, I love it.
Speaker 1: It's like he forgot everything but just wrestling.
Speaker 2: That's it. In TNA news regarding bringing Goldberg in for
a few with Somoa Joe as has been talked about.
If it can happen, it's still several months away. Goldberg
has set the star in a remake of the eighties
movie Half Past Dead, which begins shooting in July in
Los Angeles. What Okay.
Speaker 1: I definitely do remember the Goldberger rumors, though.
Speaker 2: So I remember. I think I always remember a Goldberg rumer,
but I don't know if I remember it specifically. TNA, like,
I feel like every company that has ever started had
a Goldberger rumor, Like aw started and had a Goldberg rumer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was the Goldberg rumor I think was
around the time they got on Spike TV because Goldberg
was doing stuff with Spike TV at the time.
Speaker 2: Okay, we probably also talked about that, maybe, Okay, I
have I don't. Do you remember it being like for
a feud with Joe.
Speaker 1: No, I don't remember any specifics because it didn't get
that far. Sure, but I can totally see them trying
to pitch that, even though I'm sure Goldberg was confused
on who Samojo was at the time. Sure, I don't
know who they could have used that Goldberg might have
known at the time.
Speaker 2: Jeff Jared.
Speaker 1: I guess imagine Goldberg would have been, Yeah, man, I'm coming, I'm.
Speaker 2: Back to take some more guitar. Jeff. I loved it.
I loved it before and I would love it again. Yeah,
that's had.
Speaker 1: A good run. Dentally, Jeff, you and me.
Speaker 2: Go on. They were a new blood.
Speaker 1: Remember that that cage, that triple page.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I guess we're not too far from
Kurt Joe here, So Goldberg maybe uh not coming in
made that a little uh made that more likely to happen.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad that it was Kurt and Joe than
Olberg and Joe. I gotta tell you even though I would,
I'm not gonna lie. Would love to see Goldberg versus
Samoa Joe in two thousand and six.
Speaker 2: That Oh my god, Oh my god. Yeah, like I bet,
I bet. Goldberg probably would have been fired up for
it too once he figured out Joe was about It.
Speaker 1: Would have been interesting to say, at the very least.
Speaker 2: From The Observer June twenty six, two thousand and six,
Meltzer says a funny John Tenta story from friend Randy
Behar w When he was given the shark a gimmick,
Bischoff told him that he couldn't be a shark because
he had a tattoo of a tiger on his arm.
Being the model employee he tried to be, he underwent
twenty hours of work to try and make the tattoo
look like a shark, but it ended up looking like
a blob. The punchline, of course, was by the time
he got the work done, they decided to have him
drop the shark gimmick. In WWE News, Vince McMahon was
furious at the negative reaction at the first ECW show
can't believe it. At the agent's meeting, McMahon's conclusion regarding
the first TV shows that he didn't realize what a
tainted brand ECW was and how the Hammerstein Ballroom crowds
the past two years were an indicative of where the
overall popularity stood. His feeling is he thought there was
a base crowd, a based crowd to build from, and
now he sees it as building its using the we audience. Still,
Paul Hayman pushed real hard to let him have more
creative freedom on the second show, and due to the
reaction of the first show, they largely went with his
script for the show too. He booked Angle and rv
D Versus Edge Norton as a long main event to
carry the show, which on paper, guaranteed at least there
would be some good wrestling on the show. How uh,
I mean, it just goes to show that I mean,
this was this was fucking doomed from the start. Vince
put together this show thinking that, like one, thinking the
core easy to be fans would like it, and then
he was surprised that the core easy to be fans
didn't show up through the SmackDown taping to watch this ECW.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, there was never a chance this was
gonna work. You know, I think it actually lasted longer
than and it probably should have. But I would tell
you I think the way that they should have done
it was that he should have just been hands off
and if it failed, it failed, and like, right, that's
just kind of how it is. I mean, for better
or for worse. You know, Paul Hyman would have booked
it however he wanted. You could at least seen where
it went. But the problem comes in when you start
like interacting with shit. You know, sometimes it's just better
to let things land how they land, right, you know,
if you try to mess with things too much, you
never really know how it's going will work out in
the first place. And I think that's kind of how
it turned out.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: It was like absolutely, you know, he immediately he immediately said, uh,
let's do something else, and everyone got fucking pissed. And
you know what I mean, like you got balls, mahony
back there, Come on, man, let's use Balsimhoni on this show.
Speaker 2: There's a ton of guys that could have used like okay,
like sure, maybe three point thirty one million people weren't
going to tune in the next week if you were
doing fucking Dorian Roadkill against the FBI. But really I
think they would well I would have. I would have
been one of them at very least.
Speaker 1: I mean like I think a guy that.
Speaker 2: Says great at least, I think a.
Speaker 1: Guy that says chickens on WTV would have got way
over Where was he at?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like this is it's so weird. The guys that decided
to use they were like, yeah, let's put Danny Doring
by himself and balls mahoney up. It's like, hey man,
what about this guy hit Can?
Speaker 2: What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: He's like, amish? What's amis? I never heard of this?
Speaker 2: Tell me more about ah Fish.
Speaker 1: Well, let's go to Lancaster, PA. We can figure it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, they would do free tapes with him
in Lancaster, PA with the horse and buggy, no phones
or internet.
Speaker 1: It would work.
Speaker 2: It would It would.
Speaker 1: So fucking work. It would so fucking work.
Speaker 2: It's actually crazy, especially dude, especially in six. He is
built for SmackDown.
Speaker 1: He really is, Like, put him on there, have him
do picture and pictures. It would be I mean, if
he came on the screen, picture and picture, he looked
at the camera during his entrance and he just said.
Speaker 2: Chickens.
Speaker 1: Every single week there would be signs all over that
arena with chickens on it.
Speaker 2: I guarantee it, Dude, have them come out in the
Horse and buggy. They put that in the games. Shit's hot. Well.
WWE has signed a deal with Steven Bowries to create
a director retail casual apparel clothing line. It's first ever.
James is so exciting. They will produce WW logo polo shirts,
button shirts, sweatshirts and sweat pants, underwear, pajama shorts, hats,
and shoes, including for infants. They hope to have the
stuff in stores in the fall, with the major promotional
launch and full timeline out in the spring. Wow, I
mean where? So, Like, what was the first thing you bought?
You got the did you get the underwear with the
w logo on it? Or was it the hat?
Speaker 1: I swear we saw Zach Ryder wearing one of these before.
You remember that NXT with the ww'.
Speaker 2: Shirt you think that's what it was? That was I mean, god,
he was getting mad pussy with that.
Speaker 1: Wait they got WWE shoes?
Speaker 2: Did this actually come out? I need to know? And
who bought this?
Speaker 1: I imagine it did come out.
Speaker 2: Oh these are just like regular shirts. Okay, here's a
big w WE logo. Holy fuck, Carlito got one of these.
Oh nice?
Speaker 1: Did it have an apple on it?
Speaker 2: Here? It's even better. It's a it's it just says
Carlito with a wave, right wave. Come on. He was
from the Caribbean, so of course.
Speaker 1: Well for a minute, yeah, they dropped that. I swear
to god, I remember his name being Carlito Caribbean.
Speaker 2: Cool. Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 1: And then it just became Carlito.
Speaker 2: They made the underwears. I would have been shitting in these.
Speaker 1: Man, you were like fifteen, got more observers, Oh well,
I do see that.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I was fourteen and uh, last thing here,
fuck you, last thing here. There has been talks of
Just Incredible forming a tag team called the Impact Players.
Have you seen this? Have you heard of this with
a new partner. It was talked about three weeks ago,
but hasn't been brought up since. It's been described as
there are so many issues involving ECW that it could happen,
but it's not high on anyone's immediate priorities. Now the
question lies here. Ww E E C W two thousand
and six. It's just Incredible and he needs a tag
team partner who is the second impact player?
Speaker 1: If you're Somemell, what the rock is cooking? Last break Gong?
Speaker 2: I mean, Just Incredible could have team bring a lot
of guys to ECW, like they could have brought the
Boogeyman over off rip team with Just Incredible, don't even
put him on SmackDown. What about uh? Fake cane, filthy, dirty, nasty.
Speaker 1: That's the way we like it. Oh, it's Billy Gibbon right.
Speaker 2: Right, got it? I mean listen, I think uh, I
think they disrespected him here. Also, they should have just
made new X Factor and Just Incredible leads it Xbox
not involved. I mean, just for the sake of argue,
I just want you to look at this roster page.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 2: Here's the two thousand and six roster. I mean there's
a lot of crazy fucking people on here, man like
Shelton Benjamin's mom.
Speaker 1: So we're looking at the two thousand and six roster
right now. I'm looking at all the legends here.
Speaker 2: Chad Dick, who could team with Just Incredible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chad Dick would wouldn't be a bad shout Cowboy
Bob Wharton. Of course with the cast the Bashams. I mean,
that's always a good slot for the Bashams.
Speaker 2: You know, I like I like Jim and I Jake
and Jim and I Jesse, I like the.
Speaker 1: Great Colleague and Hog Hog was here.
Speaker 2: Yeah what the flea must have been like a producer
or something. No way Hog was working.
Speaker 1: Oh look at this. They have Tatanka there he is.
They were trying to sign him for e c W.
You got the wrong guy.
Speaker 2: He just had a great batch of my Castle.
Speaker 1: That's pretty nuts man, honestly. The Road Warrior, wow, yeah,
just the one, The Road Warrior there he is.
Speaker 2: No, he's got he's got a better tag partner coming
up pretty soon here.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're right with the Chocolate Bar. Well, I think obviously,
if you look at this list and we were to
take all the names that we've already talked about and
we had to simmer it down to three people for
the impact players, we'll make it for We'll add Valet
to Okay, I think we have to go with just
incredible of course, Marty Jeannetti, the Tanka and Linda McMahon.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Speaker 2: That's a catch risks dimes, straight dimes.
Speaker 1: Quarters.
Speaker 2: That's just he's really on the dollar that getting paid.
Speaker 1: He is on the dollar, man's that's what it's all about.
Speaker 2: That'd be that'd be the real tag Naue Justah Greble Marty.
Speaker 1: That'd be their finisher name who else was in this?
Sorry I forgot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm over it too.
Speaker 1: And that's the way we like it.
Speaker 2: Well, that is it for the Observer. Now let's talk
about WWE ECW for June twenty, two thousand and sixty
second episode.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into this ECW. Here we are
going over to the land of the Extreme, where the
new breed has been unleashed. Jesus Christ, I can't help it.
That's what they said.
Speaker 2: They say it a lot, they say it at nauseum.
Speaker 1: Actually, So we start with the cold open here. Shelley
Martinez is here with tarot cards. Yes, and she runs
down the things that have happened here since ECW started
on television.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's I mean, she's just doing this like
she's not even they haven't introduced her with being with
Kevin Thornton yet because he doesn't have a name or
anything on this. Oh so she's just spooky terot woman
on the opener here. Uh and we we find out
eventually her name is Ariel. I don't think they introduced
her here, but she says last night because rawl was
the night before Paul Hayman delivered a message. And they
show Paul Haman talking to I'm assuming general manager Jonathan Coachman.
That is still a thing that I don't believe, but
I guess it did happen. Hayman says, coach, I have
a busload of my ECW rebels ready to tear Monday
night raw apart, and coach said, oh, holy shit. I
hope it's not the road kill.
Speaker 1: He's our thing? Is that? Who could it be? Who
can I make a phone call to to help us? Well,
I guess I could call it a tanka. I could
call Linda mcmana the.
Speaker 2: Henry od Conwin. I could Colin that's right, yes, or
h Linda McMahon. Well. She flips over another tarot card
and says rvd's presence, what's felt and it shows our
he coming through uh onto raw and an easy to
be sure to end in his gear and he fucking
kicks edge his ass. She flips another card and says
Saboo taught John Cena extreme, which again, I mean we've
talked about it before, the fact that Saboo and Sina
had a series of matches in an ongoing angle is
pretty fucking insane.
Speaker 1: I love the Saboo and Sena angle. I think it's awesome.
I think Saboo was ready for it. I think Sina
went in with uh no regard. I think he went
in and really wanted to do it, like let's let's
have something.
Speaker 2: I think it would prove something for sure with that,
like ablutely he could like do shit like that if
if if it called for it, you know, like if
if this needed to get over. Sina wasn't afraid to
fucking go blow for blow with like someone that's looked
at as like the easy to be guy in Saboo
and I mean their matches were awesome together too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't have his guard up at all. You know,
he went in, uh and just did that shit. I
mean Saboo threw this chair right at his head hmm
and leg dropped him right through that announced table And
it was awesome. It was such a cool little segment there.
Speaker 2: Dude, the double jump all over the top leg drop
through the announced table is literally insane. And the last
thing she says is tonight's ECW's RVD and kard Angle
battle raws Randy Orton and Edge. That'll be, of course
our main event.
Speaker 1: So this is before by the way, Rated RKO started, Yes,
but not by much. I think they start here in
the next few months because DX is going to finish
up their few with a Spirit squad. I think Rated
RKO starts and then of course we go. I don't know.
I don't remember the exact timetable for the Rated RKO
and d X view, but I do remember that was
like the biggest feud for Rated RKO. We went over
that a few weeks ago, I believe.
Speaker 2: Yes, cause that was uh that kind of got like
he loved majorly, like the beginning of seven, which we
watched the Kevin Frederlincina episode, so like, I think it
starts like the end of six. So yeah, we're not
We're not very far from them being like a regular
act together.
Speaker 1: I wonder if it was this stuff here that made
them think, okay, we could do this Rated RKA.
Speaker 2: I mean, they're both fucking cocky, goddamn heels right. I mean,
Edge is a pros pro at tag matches. If there's
anybody that you wanted to put orton with as a
tag act, Edge is a great shout And they had
great chemistry together, and they showed it here Like in
this main event. I thought they had a lot going
for them.
Speaker 1: So we get the intro to the show. Let the
bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor.
Speaker 2: Now, one thing I'd like to note here. They show
a lot a lot of super Crazy clips. I don't
know how much super Crazy is ever on WECW.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where the hell is super Crazy?
Speaker 2: I mean, I know he's he's definitely like a SmackDown
guy because like Mexicools is soon I think, if not
like within like the next six months or so so like,
but like even you can't give me like a couple
like I'm trying to look here, he must show up
at some point on this show because again, him doing
moon Salt is like half of the clips they show
in this video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're all fucking sweet.
Speaker 2: They dude, Okay, they are fucking sick. He's on One
Night's dude, No he's not. He's on One night Stand
O six, and that's it. He's not on the show
at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's an odd deal. I guess maybe they had
different plans for him on SmackDown at the time, right.
Speaker 2: So easting to be one night stand O six That
just happened on June eleventh, FBI of Guido and mam
Luke beat super Crazy into Jerry. The next show he's
on is the following SmackDown where he teams with Psychosis
and they lose to the Great Collige.
Speaker 1: Holy fuck a great colleag He's going for his world
title bid. The cap doesn't doesn't dude? Doesn't the Great
Collie win the world title? O six? It's like August
or something.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, that might be seven?
Speaker 1: Oh is it O seven? Okay, I think it is
mucking years mixed up.
Speaker 2: It was. It was middle July O seven though you
were very close.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, wow, how about that the intro to the show.
By the way, some iconic points into the intro of
this show. The kurd Angle scream yes will always be
one of the most legendary pieces they use in any
intro I think across any year on WW programming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean they sync it up with the
nah and it's Kurt yelling and the ECW. Sure. I mean,
I again, I could not be happier that Kurt goes
to TNA. I love Kurt and TNA. A lot of
my favorite kurd angle stuff is specifically TNA, maybe more
so than we. But if this ECW had been sick,
Kurt being there was gonna be a big reason why
it was.
Speaker 1: They also randomly have the dreamer Brian Lee scaffold batcher
here for high Incident.
Speaker 2: They do that a lot, where they interchange like old
clips and new clips, like I mean jumping ahead a
little bit. They advertise like the upcoming EASTW shows and
it's majority all old stuff like hey come see ECW. Hey, hey,
you're lying. You're lying to.
Speaker 1: Me, dude. I mean that would have been sick though,
if we had like the tests and Mike Knox High
Incidents deal or something on WTV.
Speaker 2: Okay, kind of would have been sick though. I mean,
that would have put them over huge for me. I mean, obviously,
I'm sure they're limited by some things, right, but like,
there is definitely a lot of stuff they could have. Well,
I don't know what sci Fi would have let you
get away with.
Speaker 1: The oh that sounds awesome. Ian put it like a
fucking shark up there too.
Speaker 2: Now you've got a tiger tattoos, so we can't.
Speaker 1: Do that, suck, we put him in a shark cage
at least.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, we could do that. Set on fire as well, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean Sci Fi in two thousand and six was like,
here's the biggest fucking bullshit movie you ever show. Yeah, right, Like,
here's a bunch of them. I would be like the bees,
you know, it's like, come on man, they would have
loved that.
Speaker 2: Ship Man Tommy Dreeward has definitely been in the B's
death match.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I mean there was there's a lot. I
think there's a lot of synergy. I mean, remember they
tried to get the alien on there, right.
Speaker 2: They did try to get the alien, but you know
we got we got even better things, thankfully. I mean
it just goes to show, like I mentioned, I don't
think Vince knew what he had at all, and that
was ultimately always going to be the issue is that
like no matter who, you can say fucking everyone, but
Vince McMann is in charge, Ultimately vincemcanna is still in charge,
and it will be his decision, and that's what these
shows ultimately be. You can give Cayman credit for Hey,
he booked this main event. Okay, well, Macho Leebray's on
this fucking show, so, like you know, it's it can't
all be him.
Speaker 1: Joey Styles and Taz welcome us into the Pepsi Arena
here in Albany, New York for this ECW show. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
and we start things off right away here with Saboo
versus Tony Mameluke with.
Speaker 2: Trinity Trinity cross the line. James, could you believe.
Speaker 1: That Nashville Fairgrounds fucking stone called Steve Austin.
Speaker 2: I mean, she was cool, fucking TNA man like, but
you know, I mean she had a cool look. So
I'm not surprised that every of you is interested. I'm
surprised they didn't give her more of a shot.
Speaker 1: Here though, they are still coming through the crowd. In
this era of ECW, the entrance way is off to
the side. They walk through the out and step right
through the barricade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's cool. I mean, like, I don't
know if it makes them feel like fucking WWE superstars,
but I think it's kind of a the grittiest version
of an entrance you could probably get from this era.
What did you say, did you you like this entrance? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They have the fence set up with the brick wall
and the screen. Yeah. I mean, I think it's funny
seeing all the WWE people come into this deal here
and they are all visibly Yeah. Yeah, man, there's still
a lot of people in this arena.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, man, SmackDown just happened. Blame the SmackDown
roster if anything. Goddamn.
Speaker 1: They show us Sena bleeding with a black eye after
Sabo attacked them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they because Sabo and Sena is at vengeance. That's
this Sunday. Of course, this is the East of Go
Home show for a Vengeance. Uh yeah, Saboo fucking I mean,
like Jim said earlier, he threw a chair at his head,
he did the double jump leg drop through the announced table,
Sina got good color, his eyes fucked up, and uh,
very very fucking cool. I also was surprised they called
Saboo the suicidal, homicidal, genocidal maniac. I thought maybe they
would have dropped that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's pretty cool. Honestly, I I'm glad
that there's still some remnants of the old ECW you
still around here, even uh, even if it does slowly
go away over the next six.
Speaker 2: Months, that's well, you know, at least two Saboo's, you know, uh,
credit to him. At least I mean, even in the
big machine that is we, Saboo is going to be Saboo.
Speaker 1: Well, Taz says, you want to see divas check out raw.
You want to see divas check out SmackDown. You want
to see vixens, You want vixens. Yeah, Vixen's check out
e c W.
Speaker 2: Of course, of course the east W vixens because they
need they need names. That felt to me, by the way,
like a oh fuck, TNA has knockouts. We have to
have something here.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I could see that. I mean, WWE love
branding their stuff, Superstars, Divas, victens. Sure, I'm sure ta
they called knockouts because the divas, et cetera.
Speaker 2: You know, yes, ye percent, yeah. Of course. Tad says
that Trinity is smoking hot as Tony Mama Luke makes
his entrance. I love, I love Tony Mama Luke.
Speaker 1: Tony Mama Luke is an interesting deal, man. I mean,
like the way that we've kind of chronicled his career
has been pretty interesting. Tony Marinera and w CW Tony
Mama Luke here of course, also in the original ECW
two and uh yep, yeah, it's funny. He was in
WCW first and then e CW, which in my head
is not right, but it.
Speaker 2: Is every time that fucks me up. I was just
talking about this, Who the fuck was I? I might
have been the new Legacy guys I was talking about
it with because I was having to tell Adam that
I was like, yeah, no, he was. He was in
WW first.
Speaker 1: So we start the match up here. Saboo hits a
leg drop for a quick too early on Mam Lukee.
They definitely know they don't have a lot of time here,
but they're gonna get the shit in.
Speaker 2: You know, yes, of course, and you know they thankfully
the stuff that they do get in is very fucking cool.
Also on commentary here, Joey Styles says that to ECW
on Sci Fi was the highest rated show on all
of cable last Tuesday, and Taz, definitely not being told
in his headset to say anything more, says, yeah, well,
raw was the highest rated show of all cable last week.
Speaker 1: So you know, come on Raw was good too, brother,
you know w W right now it's on Fire Brod
check out Heat. You want to do some fire. You
got Steve Richards you check Heat.
Speaker 2: You got the divas. You check Velocity, got the divas.
Shit chew you got the divas. Oh check TNA. You'll
see me soon. Well.
Speaker 1: Tony Mama Luke hits a running kitchen sink here take
the match over for a second. Hits a seated kick.
He gets a two for that.
Speaker 2: He kicks Saboo right in the side of his head.
It was awesome.
Speaker 1: I love the running kitchen sink, man. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: I did too. I'm so used to the goddamn Valvenus version.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a good cutoff, man. I mean he
was mean as hell with this.
Speaker 2: He does have some intensity, man, like I'm saying, and
like Tony Mamluke's an underrated cat.
Speaker 1: Mama Luke follows up with a hammer lock bellied to
back into a clothesline.
Speaker 2: I thought he was going to do PEPSI twist.
Speaker 1: Saboo hits a slingshot legs drop out of the corner
here for a two. He locks in the single arm
camel clutch here, but Mama Luke gets to the ropes.
Speaker 2: I like the single arm camel clutch actually, especially he's
way more intense with it by the end of the match.
But I like it as a move in general.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it really works for Saboo, I think you know that.
And Big shows cobra clutch, dude, it's interesting to see
guys try some newer stuff.
Speaker 2: I guess Big shows cobra clutch thing evolves very quickly too.
Speaker 1: It does. It gets very mean, like very mean.
Speaker 2: You know. I don't know, but you know, if I
was a betting man, I would say, Hayman told him,
you gotta fucking go for that.
Speaker 1: He said, no problem. I hate it here. So after
the camel clutch here, Mam Luke powders Saboo grabs a chair.
Of course, he goes back into the ring with the chair.
He sets it up and does the triple jump plancha
to an ECW.
Speaker 2: Chant sends that motherfucker too, and then, of course, full
Saboo fashion, he immediately goes for a table.
Speaker 1: Sabu sets up a table on the outside here, but
Mama Luke uses the time to grab the chair and
hit Sabou with it. Yes, Mama Luke heads to the
top here, oh my god, crashes and burns when Sabu
tosses the chair at him out of mid air.
Speaker 2: Dude, Saboo laying on his back. Mam Luke jumps off
the top and Sabu just throws the chair upwards and
smashes it into him and he dies. This is awesome, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like takes his knees out, He hits his heads. Yeah,
there's a lot going on here.
Speaker 2: Man, fucking car accident. Yeah. Nuts.
Speaker 1: Sabou sets Mama Luke on the table then does a
house show on him through the table. Dude, I mean
they're just going for it. Sabu said, time to.
Speaker 2: Go, dude. Fucking Saboo puts mam Luke on this table,
but Mama Luke's legs are still touching the ground. This
is the long way, by the way, so the table's
up long way. Mamlukes laying on a long way. He
is halfway on the table. Well, Saboo house show dives
over the top and jumps through the other half of
the table. He did not purpose, Thankfully. The shot they
showed doesn't make it seem like that, and they don't
replay this spot either, very oddly, but Sabu legit entirely
misses him. It breaks the entire part of the table
that Mama Luke was not on.
Speaker 1: Sabu does a sling shot flipping leg drop here onto
his ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's has.
Speaker 1: All the legends do it like this, and then he
locks in the single arm cameo clutch and wins the match.
Speaker 2: He gets the win, Mama Luke taps out the lights
dim for some reason. I'm not sure if that was
telling him to get the fuck out of the ring
or what. The ref of course trying to get Saboo
off the submission because he's not gonna letting go, so
Sabo stands up and grabs him by the face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, this is a tune up match here
for the John Cena deal, which still, every time I
say it out loud, still sounds insane.
Speaker 2: It did it is It is ridiculous. I mean this
also being a tune up match for the John Cena
matches nuts all respect to Tony Baba Luke. I mean,
like Baby Oh Roadkill.
Speaker 1: We got to a pre tape here. Kelly, not Kelly Kelly.
She's just Kelly right here. Kelly is here and she's
an exhibitionist.
Speaker 2: She looks super uncomfortable and confused. She's here and the
camera's super close on her face, and she says, Hi,
I'm Kelly Hey, and I'm an exhibitionist. Well, last week
I look so excited that I couldn't get my bra off.
But tonight I'm gonna show you everything I have, So
stay tuned.
Speaker 1: We got to another pre tape here. Rob Van Dam
is here with the ECW World title and the WWE title.
Speaker 2: Whoa, that's the whole promo.
Speaker 1: It's in front of like this purple drape and there's
no interviewer, it's just him. Like this is way different
than how they would do it on wrong smacked out.
For sure.
Speaker 2: It was definitely like a trying to feel like an
old ECW promo deal, because I feel like WWF used
this kind of curtain for a lot of promos, like
in like a one ish if you if you remember
that for some reason, I remember like a Rick Flair one.
Speaker 1: I remember like a lot of the picture they would
do it would be in front of something like this,
you know.
Speaker 2: So Rbdy's here, He's got the belts and he says,
tonight you get to see me wrestle.
Speaker 1: Whoa, this is so fucking funny, Like it goes to
r v D. It pans up his body and he says,
check it out, fans, you get to see me wrestle.
Speaker 2: In a tag match at that.
Speaker 1: I'm excited to Rob, I'm excited. Yeah.
Speaker 2: My partner is the Olympic hero kurta Angle, and Kurt
would be here with me right now. But I could
await fro him to twist another one up. I said,
what like weed.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, come on there, like this is what it's
all about.
Speaker 2: Well, that guy makes pretzels out of his sparring partners.
Good partner to having a match against Monday Night raws
Randy Orton and.
Speaker 1: Edge, Oh my god, it's Monday Night raws Randy Orton
and Edge.
Speaker 2: I felt like, such like a, Okay, I'm gonna appease
them by just being really fucking obnoxious about it. He
should have said, w B Monday Night Raws Randy Orton
at Edge. Yeah, the same Edge that's gonna have his
assent with a vengeance when he comes after my championship.
But Hedge, you don't even have to wait till Sunday
to find out what's gonna happen, because tonight you and
Randy get to get an extreme ass kicking big match.
I love that big match.
Speaker 1: He like takes a second too. Man, that's so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, big match. Well, Harmady needs to get rolling, if
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Little man put that shit in my hand that's on
his fucking gimmicks.
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean, if you really think about it, RVD
and Saboo and ECW were Jay and Silent Bomb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, you're right too, Like that SIT's awesome.
Speaker 2: So Rmady says, Armity needs to get rolling, if you
know what I mean, And he goes to leave, and
he stops and he looks at the camera says, Okay,
one more time, rob Man.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 2: I h I love this fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: Yeah man, No, this is my dude right here. Man,
this is the Double World. Chap Man puts a respect
on the man's name.
Speaker 2: I love that he has both the titles, by the way,
Like that's great.
Speaker 1: End.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'll talk about it a little more later,
but like I guess we could talk about it here.
I'm very sad that this run goes the way it does,
like there's this had so many ways you could go
about this, especially especially with the EC to B title deal.
I mean, we kind of get what I was thinking
would be a cool idea anyway, but I thought it
would be like even cooler if you know, Rmady puts
the both belts up and loses both belts to like,
let's say, fucking Orton. Then Orton has like a run
as world champion and the ECB champion during the summer,
even if it's like a three month stint, and then
RVD can win the easy to B title back and
then that's that Brands world title.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that. You know, at this point they
were doing ECW house shows, yes they were, Yeah right, okay,
so yeah, So like the idea here is that the
champion of ECW will have to travel with ECW two,
And I think that's really the big thing sure is
that I'm sure guys didn't want to do those shows.
I mean, to be blunt, Yeah, that's fair, right, And
I don't even know how long the house shows last
for ECW. It's not like they keep doing them forever
or anything. You know, the show, the show sort of
gets what's the word I'm looking for here, it sort
of gets it gets consolidated. The show gets insolidated. Yeah yeah,
because I was thinking, yeah, right, it gets consolidated because
like you need to if it's not making a ton
of money, it's not making a lot of viewers, you
have to sort of consolidate everything and make sure it's
like this is accessible and we can make this happen,
you know, with with the assets that we do after yep. Yeah,
I mean like they definitely needed someone like RVD that
would want to go do the house shows for ECW
to be the champion chores. It sucks because it doesn't
last very long obviously because of what happens with RVD
and Saboo. But uh yeah, I mean just a lot
of Domino pieces being pushed over here that change I
think ECW's run throughout the next six months.
Speaker 2: Or so, dude. I mean, if this wasn't if this
show wasn't already kind of gonna, you know, go off
the rails and have the issues the RVD thing happening
or already Saboo thing, might I add really send it
over the edge of like okay, like this is not
going to be the ECW. You guys wanted like, that's done.
Speaker 1: Well, now it's time for the Big Show in Tommy
Dreamer town Hall.
Speaker 2: Okay, very confusing. So I thought this was a match
because Big Show makes an entrance in gear followed by
Tommy Dreamer make an entrance in gear, which always is
a match. But they say that, I mean, this is
ll We'll go through it here. But Joey says, hey,
we heard earlier today that there might be a confrontation
between Tommy Drummer and the Big Show. What yeah, you see?
Speaker 1: To me as a kid, I just assumed wrestlers were
their gear all the time.
Speaker 2: Anyways, Sure that's fair.
Speaker 1: I assume that was just like the deal, like Caine
looked like that all the time. But you now, okay,
you had confirmed to me that that is not true.
Sometimes he wears a Fellow shirt.
Speaker 2: He does a Fellow shirt. It slax. I posted the
picture of the autograph after that pod.
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, dude, he sent me a message
after we did the pod and it was a picture
of Kine like autographed, and I didn't even respond to him.
I was like, why the fuck did he just send
me this?
Speaker 2: Dude? He was like, James, this is mine. Yeah, James
no sells that. I was like, okay, because I was
just a message during the day. We get on a
call later to fucking play some games and I'm like, dude,
you see the kine autograph I sent you? And James
said what?
Speaker 1: Because I thought you sent me a random autograph picture
of Cane for like eBay or something, because we have
been sitting eBay links to each other. I was like,
you want me to buy us.
Speaker 2: That? God damn, it's fine. I still have it from
real Cane.
Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, it's it's nuts, man.
Speaker 2: And if anyone wants to try to authenticate the authenticity
of the authentic autograph, that so be it. That is
Cane's signature.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a odd no ce away on that.
Speaker 2: But yeah. So like I you know, I'm not used
to entrance entrance confrontation, not match. Like usually there's a
promo and then cut off or something. I've I'm not
used to entrance. Someone comes out and then the second
guy cuts to promo.
Speaker 1: Well, dude, you know what's really cool here is that
big show comes out. He's got his new song crack
it Up? Is that what it's called? What was it
called crank it up. Oh, crank it up, not crack
it up would have been funnier.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing. Just crack it up, up.
Speaker 1: It up.
Speaker 2: That's what the roster was doing.
Speaker 1: I mean, they have Marty Jetty on this show. I mean, like,
you know, that's crazy. Yeah. This song was on the
new Reckless Intent album. You had this, right, I did
have this. I feel like we might have talked about
this album a couple times, but I did. I like
this album. That's the one that has home Boy on it. Wow.
I mean that's an all Star classic to me.
Speaker 2: It's got I think it's got rvd's theme on there too.
It's got the Maria Legs like that song. I think
that Zebrahead right, Yeah, that's right. Nice. It's odd though,
this fire Burns is on it, but not as Siam
Punk's theme because Punk hasn't debuted yet with it. It
was I guess this fire Burns was the Judgment Day
two thousand and six theme song.
Speaker 1: It was going to be Randy Orton's song.
Speaker 2: That's super weird. That clip comes around once in a while.
I'm like, wow, that is like really odd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was gonna be Randy Orton's song. How about
that because for some reason he really didn't like Burning My.
Speaker 2: Light, which is nuts because that's like definitive Randy Orton
to me, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean he comes out here with that song later tonight,
and uh man, I mean like when I was young,
I was like, Wow, what a cool dude?
Speaker 2: This guy is the coolest fucker ever. Yeah, brand New
Sins crank it up for the Big Show.
Speaker 1: Brand New Sins crack it up for.
Speaker 2: ECW, Brand New Sin, the Extremist Rebels making this song
for the Big Show.
Speaker 1: How exciting. I mean they were probably in the booth
talking about.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, they literally were Big.
Speaker 1: Show comes out, he's pissed as fuck because he don't
liked his new theme song.
Speaker 2: Man, okay, dude, he comes out fired up, and I
was like, oh cool, and then he's immediately like telling
fans to fuck off. I think maybe he forgot for
a second that he was supposed to be like not
a baby, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, like the guys for Ron SmackDown, they come
to this ship. They do not like that fans touching
them ship, Like, no.
Speaker 2: They're way too close, dude. Yeah, yeah, they do not
like that. Man.
Speaker 1: RVD is like Hey, it was some guys like Big
Show comes out like fucking touch me again, I swear to.
Speaker 2: God, especially this shitty song.
Speaker 1: Fuck, oh my god, they got the wreck versus.
Speaker 2: Of this song, like you was just saying to me,
God damn, like sleep back all wrong, God damn.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I do love that Big Show is super angry
all the time here at ECW, Like he just is
perpetually upset. He looks like he has no sleep at
any point here on easy.
Speaker 2: Dude, super bags under his eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I love this, this whole deal, this whole
package of Big Show here in e CW like totally
works for me. I think at some point in my
life I was like I didn't like this, but like
I've I've come like completely around on it in like
the past like decade or so, five years or hour long.
I've come completely around since I've started doing the show.
Yeah right, which is almost a fucking decade. Yeah fuck
fuck yeah man, that's that's real. Man, that's real.
Speaker 2: It's a lot a lot of time that is too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So, Dreamer says that Big Show got his first
taste of what it's like to be hardcore in the
Extreme Battle Royal.
Speaker 2: Because of course they did a Battle Royal last week
and uh Big Show pressed him over the top to
the floor through a table, which fuck you fucking I
mean that's yes, indeed, that's one PC. It would have
been end. I mean that sounds awesome, and uh yeah,
Dreamer says, yeah, last week in the Extreme Battle Royal,
you were dominant and you got your very first taste
of would it liked to be hardcore? But if you
want to feel the heart impassion of what is ECW,
if you want to make a day for yourself at ECW,
then you gotta go through b and he slaps Big Show. One.
Tommy Drumer always sounds like he's gonna fucking cry. Two.
This is insane. Big Show is like a legend already
by this point. Are you out of her goddamn mind?
Speaker 1: It's funny shit, Big Show, It's me, Tommy Dreamer. You
have to prove yourself to me. He slaps Big Shot
and then Big Show kicks his fucking ass.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's something super lost in translation here because Dreamer
does that promo, slaps some Big Show fucking kills him
for the rest of this match, and on commentary they're
trying to sell Dreamer as like fucking nineteen ninety six Streamer,
like Underdog Dreamer, Like, oh man, look at the fight
he's putting up. He's he's still fighting. He started this.
This is his fucking fault.
Speaker 1: Hey man. We saw him eat Undertaker's depth. Man, hey man,
we were there, we were all there.
Speaker 2: This guy is a JABBRONI are you fucking kidding me?
Beat the fuck out of the sky and beat the
fuck out of him.
Speaker 1: He does, Man, a big show. I mean the very
start of this, he slaps him, A big show. I
mean he's going to Tony's punching the shit out of him. Man, dude,
I mean he gets down there, dude, he kinda.
Speaker 2: I mean, Dreamer must have maybe gave him a good ones,
because at some point it looks like big shows, like, hey,
get the fuck out of here, man.
Speaker 1: Dude, Like right at the beginning, yeah, like he gets
down there, like he starts kicking him, you know, in
a minute. But like the very first times he's punching
him on the ground. He bitch, I love that. Don't
funk with the big show man. He throws Dreamer into
the steps, he throws with the barricade. He's fucking drooling man.
I mean he's beating this guy's ass. He is spitting everywhere, dude, Okay,
I mean that's must be the fucking uh come to
e CW from another show.
Speaker 2: Deal. Kurt's drooling all over himself, showing like they're all
super angry to be here for real and taking it
out on the O G E CW guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I can't. I'm sorry, I just can't
get over how angry everybody.
Speaker 2: Like this is the worst Dan in their lives are
gett paid exactly the same. He's got to work one
more date this week.
Speaker 1: It's like they got demoted like big style.
Speaker 2: I mean they did. They absolutely looked at it like
that as a demotion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, big shake, k Inn he saw just incredible man
fucking jeweling man. He starts seeing red.
Speaker 2: He turned into the big fucking bear on his drawn
and he's transformed into it.
Speaker 1: He said, I gave this couple of years in my
fucking life. Man, did do this to me?
Speaker 2: Not gonna fucking share locker room with goddamn Danny Doring?
Are you fucking out of your mind?
Speaker 1: So yeah, show runs him into the post Man. Dreamer
keeps fighting back but Show is just punching them and
punching them. Here he's on commentary. They're trying to put
him over, you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, but fucking it doesn't make any goddamn sense.
Dreamer started this and he made it look like the
show had to prove something here. So Big Show fucking
molly wopped him for five minutes and then kills him.
Speaker 1: He locks in that cobra clutch. He hits the cobra
clutch back breaker. Oh, he picks his ass up and
he just fucking throws him.
Speaker 2: I mean, no regard, dude, like if the ropes weren't there,
Tommy Druemer is dad like, he fucking launches them. And
this isn't a match. So there's no bell, there's nothing.
Big Show just walks out to no music. Brit Newson
was in the front road. They could an alcapella. This
mother fucker out.
Speaker 3: We Holy ship Man had brand Newson play his ass
in you.
Speaker 1: They pan over to these dudes on the stage.
Speaker 2: Big Sure comes out, pissed, knocks on the ship over.
This ship takes the mic, y, oh what the hell
fuck you you?
Speaker 1: Absolute singer, puts him in the cover clutch and throws
him in the crowd. I hate Reckless.
Speaker 2: Its fuck you. I didn't make any ship off that album.
Fucker oh man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Big Show walks out like I said, and then,
you know, like we've said here recently, I like the
Cobra clutch era Big Show man. I'm down with it.
Speaker 2: It's dope. I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's really cool. Show takes the strap
down f After he beats Dreamer's ass, he leaves the ring.
He heads back to the entrance way. Here it cuts
back to Tommy Dreamer and he's smiling in the ring
because he's so crazy and what a crazy guy.
Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, crazy, crazy crazy guy man. Yeah man. I
mean big shows should come out and beat the funk
out of you every week.
Speaker 1: So two weeks ago, Kurt Angle made Randy Orton tap
out in the Hammerstein.
Speaker 2: Yes it was easy to be one night stand Tunior
and uh yeah, Kurt and Angle had a Curt and Angle,
Kurt and Angle. That was been a good match. That
was the one where Orton comes down the ramp and
the little kid punches him in the arm.
Speaker 1: Busy see, I love that fucking match. We have RVD
and Kurt Angle versus Edge and Orton. Tonight.
Speaker 2: Of course, of course Lita will be there as well.
Speaker 1: And we also get a d X versus Spirit Squad
height video for vengeance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we get a recap of d X getting back together.
We've oddly enough have been talking about this recently, so
this is uh. I've seen more of the Spirit Squad
now than I've seen it ever. In fact, James, I
have more of the Spirit Squad in my house now
than ever because one boner donor gifted us something over
our last trip and he'd given me a signed Spirit
Squad eight by Dead Dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it came in like a super rigid protector
to I said, wow, super nuts. Yeah. I actually had
to ask. I was like, wow, where do you get these, man?
Because this is like super sick.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be the fire, the five of them Jesus
against that damn d X. So yeah, Spirit Squad, all
five of them, Jesus. I thought Spirit Squad was dead. Kenny,
what is the all the five members of Spirit Squad
against d X a vengeance this Sunday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they should have Vincent man do that promo outside
like that when they put this ship on top of them.
He goes out there a Vince, What the fuck just happened?
Speaker 2: Do you what.
Speaker 1: Ship everywhere?
Speaker 2: We have not reviewed the ship raw. Well, we've reviewed
ship raws the ship raw.
Speaker 1: Are you sure there is a fucking vampire outside the arena?
Speaker 2: Dude, fucking vampire shows up with the scream with his
fagg's out hissing, and Tess goes, whoa, what the hell.
Speaker 1: Dude? So, like, there's this vampire outside the arena and
he's right for the sign and they say, oh, we're
here at the paps arena.
Speaker 2: Shoot that motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Man, he douns, that's okay, girl, Yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Like, kill this guy? What are you guys doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I have no idea what happens with this character?
Speaker 2: He uh, he shows up and he starts doing the
Tower of London.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's very vampiric.
Speaker 2: I mean, let's he gets Ariel and like, yeah, like
he's just vampire guy. It's not like he does anything.
He's not, like, yeah, he's Eventually he teams with Monty
Brown and Magic Striker in them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they should have put together a team of the
guys with all those crazy gimmicks, like Paul Burchell should
have been with Kevin Thorne. Oh, they should have been
like the whack pack of WWE.
Speaker 2: I did read, by the way, that Ariel first was
supposed to be with Paul Burchell, but instead they held
her off for this gimmick.
Speaker 1: Oh is that right?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know what the.
Speaker 1: Winter right with Paul Burchell.
Speaker 2: Yes, Katie Lee Burchell. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So now his time for the Macho lebre town hall.
Speaker 2: Hely shit, Macho Libre comes out. He's dressed as Nacho
le Bray and he's doing all of macho man shit.
Taz on commentary said, he's because he gets an entrance,
like an entrance, yeah, with music and Justin Roberts intro
and he introduces him as Macho Lee Bran. Test says
he said macho right, and Joey says, well, last week
we had a freaking zombie out here.
Speaker 1: To mean, there's a vampire right outside by the course
light sign.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Test says, this guy's got a worse
body than Jack Black. Come on, man, you man.
Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, Chicken Jockey.
Speaker 2: Do you know who this is?
Speaker 1: Uh No, I don't know who this is.
Speaker 2: This is Leader of the Bald, He's Tony DeVito. Wow. Really, yes, sir.
Speaker 1: Holy shit man, how about that?
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, he's here.
Speaker 1: I thought was the Macho Man?
Speaker 2: Well it could who was it that? Remember when we
watched that fucking old episode and Macho Man was like
blurry and it.
Speaker 1: Was not Macho Man. Oh yeah, I do, mister Madness
or some fucking shit. Yeah it was something like that. Yeah, yeah,
mister Madness.
Speaker 2: I think with Jim Dog him here, Yes, with Jim Dougget. Yeah,
that's him here, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, like this ship was fucking crazy, like this
guys out full entrance. He's Macho libre. I'm thinking about myself, okay,
so it's like Nacho Libre. But then he turns into
the Macha Man and Randy Savage and I said, wow,
I could have never expected that. I gotta be honest
with you there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got a mic. He gets promo time.
Speaker 4: He says windows nuchas o digg, Living loveta Local, Yeah,
Living loveta Loca, say everything twice year, say everything twice.
Speaker 2: Yeah. This is insane what I'm fucking looking at here.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it. I don't know if I've ever
seen this before.
Speaker 2: So this is E. C.
Speaker 4: W wilt, Macho libre is looking for a fight, year,
looking for a.
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, everything.
Speaker 2: Twice, not that they say commentary.
Speaker 1: Yeah he said, he say that already. Oh yeah, everything twice.
Speaker 2: Snap and do. And then Samman's fucked up theme song hits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the the WWE version of his theme song hits.
He got the Xbox three sixty interests here.
Speaker 2: Dude, Oh my god, he does he. I mean we
just watched him as a hack in WCW and that
was what like seven years before this. This is an
entirely different looking man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, it is. And uh, you know what, I
did not know that, Like I you know, I know
about the zombie here, yes, but I guess I didn't
realize that Samman just did this to random guys here
on ECW.
Speaker 2: Over and over again for a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wasn't aware. It was like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's his whole deal here. He's an old drunk
guy that comes out for haha.
Speaker 1: The check clears the same brother, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like that's true, that is true.
Speaker 1: He never yeah, oh yeah, he doesn't lose.
Speaker 2: You're right now, he's super protected actually.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's had a long career man like
he's been everywhere. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, he just retired twenty twenty six and that.
Speaker 1: Was only his first retirement.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good lord.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody check around next year in Phillies even get
him out do something.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you could.
Speaker 1: I love that he made his interest through the crowd here,
by the way, and they do a picture and picture
and it's inside of a razor blade.
Speaker 2: Okay. I fucking like that a lot.
Speaker 1: Actually, I love superstylized stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's inspired, right, yeah, like I you know, somebody
had to think of that, like, Okay, we can do
a picture and picture, or we could put a razor
blade up here and that's what it's in, which I
think it is very cool. Salmon's in front of the
RVD fucking backdrop by the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. It's like the ECW room they had,
like one room. Everyone comes in, they do the thing
to leave. Yeah, I'm the Sandman.
Speaker 2: Easy know your original I love Drincken beer, Jason wimd
and if you get it by way, okay, no hold
yell out of you and Test says my man, that's right, yup,
I mean that's right, And Sandman gets in the ring
and he has a stare off with Macho Leebre. Just what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for some reason, the screen got a'll safe you.
Speaker 2: Macho Lebre is doing the finger taunt. So Macha Librace
has let me tell you something, something something something. He
turns around in Samon knees him in the head and
then canes him a record amount of times in the body.
Speaker 1: Dude, this salmon caning is crazy. Here Salmon hits him
in the head that he gets down on his knees
and he starts caning the funk out of this guy.
Speaker 2: He's literally trying to kill him. I mean, that's a
rib on Tony de Vito for Shore. I can take it.
Garden's crew sucked. I'll just tell you that.
Speaker 1: Saman then cracks a beer. He hits the white Russian
legs sweep and it's all over.
Speaker 2: He gets the wind. Technically, he also has his own
undertaker to he puts the cane on their chest and
does the fucking rest in peacepin.
Speaker 1: Dude, I mean, they should crucify this guy next week.
I think the Zombie and Macho Libra should crucify. I
think an alien should have ducked him in an UFO
who's the third man who signs.
Speaker 2: He By the way, we talked about it before on
the last we did the July fourth e c W episode.
Uh Tony DeVito was also on that one, and that
one was where he was the preacher and then the
same came out and kicked his.
Speaker 1: Ass right the preacher right where he was. Uh yeah, yeah,
he was saying that ECW was bullshit TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: They should have had Masa Libre come out to what up?
Speaker 2: Dude? What up? Mach Aramacho man is so like underrated
and underulized in every aspect of everything wrestling Like that
dude was fucking gigantic. He looked insane and he was
taking liberties and people need to see it, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean like, yeah, a grizzled, fucking huge. I mean
he was so jacked.
Speaker 2: He was so lean. His body fat percentage had to
be fucking like under ten percent. He looked nuts, he
was so fucking viny.
Speaker 1: And he was crunching dudes on that elbow. It looked, yes, he.
Speaker 2: Was killing him. He had the babes with them too,
Like the theme song was sick, Come the fuck on,
Let's get some What up? Mach era shit put out here,
put his ass in the game, Like, come on.
Speaker 1: The people were begging for Macho Man versus Hydro on
ring crunches. It was an elbow off the top of
the fucking scramble cage. Yelli, fuck you mashin the scramble cage.
The lightstone much. He's at the top the hill.
Speaker 2: They're smashing the fucking reil shit double axe at the
top of the scramblecage. That'd be so awesome. So Taz,
by the way, says, I bet you'd see Macho Lebra
on Raw on Monday. He'd fit in perfectly. And Joey
Styles is hysterically laughing at this.
Speaker 1: He was, yeah, the Sports Entertainment Rib.
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, like laughing so hard about it?
Speaker 1: You mock pro wrestling, You mock pro wrestling. We go backstage.
Paul Hayman is talking to Mike Posey about how a
referee should call a matt She says, there's a thing
called a pin and a thing called as a mission.
Speaker 2: So you got to do here. That's the only two
things you need here.
Speaker 1: Well, Jim Molino comes up and says, hey, Johnson is here.
Speaker 2: What yeah him and says wow, that's this guy's got
some balls on him. All right, we'll go get everyone together.
It's time for action. Jim Molino has to go rally
the roster, Rally the troops. Jim ass like what.
Speaker 1: Somebody go get just incredible, Jim, you go do it now.
Speaker 2: Oh, don't worry, you won't be hard to find. He's
sleeping back here.
Speaker 1: So I'm not sure if this was I'm sure if
you found this somewhere, it probably wouldn't have this in here.
But in the version of this show that we watched,
we got the actual commercial rundown for all of ECW's
upcoming house shows.
Speaker 2: Yes, so June twenty fourth, they're doing a show at
the East w Arena. I think that was like a
big deal at the time. I think that also might
be Punk's like technically first ECW match. I think you
russell Stevie Richards there. Oh cool, that's of course. It
was the new Alhambra at the time. I was going
there regularly as a CZW fan. Fuck you, ECW, get
out of the building. July first, there in belle Vernon
July second, they're in West Virginia. July fourth is in
actual ECW TV show in Philly at the I think
it's I think it was the Bole Kobe at the time,
still in O six July eighth in Wisconsin. And of
course e CW a new breed, unleashed, and like I
mentioned earlier, they are showing all the old clips like
Saboo and I mean Terry Funk is in this fucking shot,
Like what is going on here? He is not coming
to the goddamn West Virginia Show. Oh maybe he would.
Speaker 1: Actually, Yeah, that'd be funny as ship. They had Tracy
Smothers and fucking Terry show up. Tommy rich We go
backstage here, Paul Hayman is talking to the troops. Danny
Doring is back here.
Speaker 2: Dude, all the troops. It's Kurt Angle, RVD Sandman, Saboo Balls, mahoney,
Little Guido, Danny Doring, Stevie Richard's just incredible. And of course.
Speaker 1: Big Guido, Dude, Big Guido is back here. Yeah, that's nuts.
Speaker 2: That's well. Of course he's the big guy.
Speaker 1: Ho where's the Blue guy?
Speaker 2: Okay, where is the fucking Blue guy? Man?
Speaker 1: Dude, The Blue Guy like BWO is a huge part
of fucking ECW.
Speaker 2: Man. Stevie's right there, like come the fuck on, Nova.
Speaker 1: Works here, Novah's all wrong. Brother Simon Dean is here, like.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is going on? So Hayman said he's
walking into e c W. John Cena has no idea
what he's walking into. The whole you can't see me thing,
And before he continues on, there a door closes from
the distance and everybody at the same time turns their heads.
Very fucking funny, and the camera runs over and here's
John Cena with a big shiner on his eye.
Speaker 1: I love this shot. I love the dichotomy between Johnson
and ECW. Me too, man, It is so fun to
go back and watch this stuff. You know. It's just
like one man army type of deal, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like this Sena is pretty cool man, Like, yeah,
this guy I could rally behind.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a lot of fun shit that happens
during this time for Sena with the ECW stuff. It
doesn't last very long or anything, but like, no, I mean,
come on, the One Night Stands John Cena deal was awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, we got to see RVD win the title,
which was awesome. Yep, you know, Sena they have a
follow up or Sena comes to ECW by himself, like
the pan over to the door with him by himself,
no one there, Like Paul Hayman earlier by the way,
he was like that guy's got a lot of balls,
you know, And it's like, yeah, man, this is pretty cool.
Speaker 2: I like it. Thank it guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, I think that's pretty cool. Even if Sina
does get dog walked, Like, it's cool that he does
come up and go face to face with guys by himself. Yeah,
it's it's a good character building for sure.
Speaker 2: It's like the most stone cold thing he's ever done.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a great way to put it. Yeah,
Like he's rebelling against this ship for sure, and I
like that. That's cool. He's rebelling against the rebels. That's
that's interesting.
Speaker 2: That's nuts who are extreme and there they.
Speaker 1: Are extremely rebellious, and Sabo really fucked him up.
Speaker 2: So Sina walks up to them and he they're all
staring him down, and Hayman's holding back Sabu as well
as Big Wuido is holding back Sabu and uh Sina
walks up and says, Rob Sabu, scumbag. He's not gonna
talking to Hymn of course, he says, I got a
hamit to you. That was a hell of a stunt
last night. And I'm sure that Mania Coobrin of yours
has so many extreme ideas for me on Sunday, Well,
I got an offer. I'll look you dead in the eyes,
so you know I'm serious. I'll look you all dead
in the eyes. Actually, because a pair the ECW as
a whole doesn't like me or how I do business,
and guys, I got no problem with that. But what
makes me a little bit salty is maybe a guy
hiding under the ring in a motorcycle helmet. Okay, that
wasn't my plan. I he doesn't work for me. Sina says,
I'll tell you what. I'll spell it off for you.
If you want to fight the fights on Sunday, if
you want in, all you gotta do is show up.
You can bring anyone you want, Paul, help bring everybody
you got, because on Sunday John Cena saboo in an
extreme lumberjack batch of course extreme, I'll I'll give it
to you. And Sina takes his hat off and he says,
cause you see, Paul, I'm man enough to stare and
ask kicking in the face, and all I'm asking for
on Sunday is a chance to go down swinging if
you don't mind. He says, how does that sound? We
got a deal, And he's looking at Hayman when he
says that, and Sabou gets and seen his face and
says deal. Sina stairs down on Saboo, turns his back,
puts his hat back on, and he walks out the
way he came in.
Speaker 1: Works for me, Yeah, it works for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, like I'm all in. I'm super all about that,
Like I got I got nothing but love for everything
I just saw there. That was cool and justin credible?
Was there?
Speaker 1: Just incredible? What Daddy Dory hold it down? I like
those guys, man, you know they're doing something.
Speaker 2: For this guys top fucking guys. They are fucking I mean,
Danny Doring is the last tag champ there, so like,
jumps up respect. Hey man.
Speaker 1: He looked big. He did, he did, he was big.
Speaker 2: He wanted it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on passing the baton, let me see something, Sharphooter.
Speaker 2: Well we got something more important the next gams instead
of Danny Doring shocking Lee.
Speaker 1: Now it's time for Kelly's expose.
Speaker 2: She could say whole introduction. Justin Roberts says, ladies and gentlemen,
is now time for Kelly's expose, introducing East b Vixen Kelly. So,
Pussycat Dolls start playing with Snoop Dogg and Kelly Kelly's
just the one, starts dancing on the stage and I I, right,
what do I write about this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean that Pussycat Dolles song very popular, man, I
looked it up on YouTube. Yeah, it's got one billion views.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
Speaker 2: So Kelly takes her belt off, and then she starts
taking her long sleeve off, and she takes her shorts off.
She turns her back to the crowd and starts undoing
her top, and then she turns back around and her
bra is exposed and she is holding her boobs and
she's dancing, and Mike Knox runs in and puts a
towel on her. And everyone's upset about this, And by everyone,
I mean like a few people. It really didn't actually
get much of a reactra Law like, the commentators are
kind of upset. Taz was very upset. Test says, what
the hell this guy's ruining all our fun dude.
Speaker 1: Mike Knox like walks her out with the towel on,
and like one fan right beside the camera says, let
her finish.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Let her finish Jesus.
Speaker 2: Christ, Jesus, Jesus Christ. He's like, really, I agree for real,
Mike Knox says, shut up, I got let her finish
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Last week on e CW Edge Speard RVD.
Speaker 2: Son of a Bit, Yeah, he shook his hand. They were,
you know, they'd come to Bygones. Let let Bygones be
Bygones by God. But the Edge spirit them and then
did Arbady's taunt, which of course we have a tag
match tonight. And then of course we see the d
X Vengeance commercial again and then this is a test
test is gigantic and he's coming to ECW.
Speaker 1: How exciting. Yeah, that's cool. They're gonna try this again.
I don't I don't think it works right. And then
he goes to TNA. Is that is that how this
timeline works?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, pretty much. I mean like he's kind of
like a heater for like, I think he's kind of
in big shows click or like you know, he's a
Hayman heater like kind of fend off some of the heels,
like kind of to get Punk and Lashly and all
them over. So he never really does more than that.
I mean, he's he's in the main event of e CW,
but he doesn't get the title or anything.
Speaker 1: I do remember him being huge, but I think also
I remember him being in TNA also and he was huge.
Speaker 2: There too, So he's fine. I mean, I think eaw
test might be the biggest he's he ever is. I mean,
he's fucking yoked.
Speaker 1: And now it's time for the main event. Here we
have Edge with Alita and Randy Orton versus RVD and
Kurt Angle tag team match here, so.
Speaker 2: Edge comes out with Lida. Something they do especially here
when there was like inter brand stuff, they would use
the guy's name plate from the show he was on.
So like, Edge has the raw nameplate here. I thought
that was dope.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't even notice that good.
Speaker 2: I Yeah, I think Orton gets it too. Yeah, I
think that's I like that I has the fucking you
know sure and chosen on the raw logo. Yeah sick. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They do not want to work here.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, No, dude, they are not happy to walk
through the fucking crowd either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I mean, like Edge comes out and I
think one of the fans tried to like touch Lida,
and Lida says, don't fucking touch me.
Speaker 2: I mean they're not used to this shit, dude at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't blame him, man, it's a lot different,
you know.
Speaker 2: So Edge has a mic. He also has Beanie with brim.
That's awesome. That's hot. That's hot. That's two thousand and six.
Sheeic right there, and Edge is here to get some heat.
He says, ECW sucks and if you like ECW, you suck.
Boo boo, you bitch, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean I am a sucker for that. I love that.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I mean it's the most pro wrestling thing ever. Yep,
he comes out. Let me set the record straight. ECW sucks.
Speaker 2: And if you love ECW, I think you suck too.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Something funny, by the way happens here. So Whorton comes
out and Joey's trying to like talk about the match
while Justin Roberts is doing his intro, and he very
quickly stops. Justin Roberts does his intro and then Joey
doesn't talk for a while after that because he is
getting screamed at in his headset for talking during the intro,
and then eventually he says, ah, yeah, anyway, So this Sunday,
Randy Orton faces Kurt.
Speaker 1: Dude, you're probably right too, that's all I guarantee you.
Speaker 2: Have shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Randy Orton comes out here with the pose right in
the entrance way. I mean, the look on his face.
I mean, this guy is so good. He's a little
too good, a coming off like an asshole man.
Speaker 2: He is a smug, fucking prick like to a tee
and like he he oozes being a jerk off.
Speaker 1: He's got the Burn in My Light as his theme song.
I mean, he comes out with the pose with the song.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: It's perfect for this era of Orton. Like, I don't
know if it's gonna work for like grizzled Orton, like
twenty ten, twenty twenty or twenty twelve, like you know,
Grizzled Orton SmackDown tape, run versus Seamus and shit beating
Christian a lot beating Christian, right, Yeah, I don't know
if it works there in that era, but for this
one specifically, this whole presentation works for me. Like I
thought this dude was so fucking cool man.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know again wouldn't have worked, like but
in a perfect world like Orton having a summer run
where he like got drafted the ECW, I think probably
would have been really fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like I would have loved it just
simply because like I imagine that he would have hated every
second of it and it would have made it or
some like really fun work.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god, like him in there
with Sabu probably would have changed lives his and mine.
Speaker 1: Right, everyone involved.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: Kurt comes out here with his ECW theme song, which
I also am a sucker for. I love it. Dude.
He comes out here. I mean, this is basically TNA
Kurt Angle, which is awesome. It is Kurt walks in
the ring, He looks at edge Amoranda Yorton. He turns around.
Speaker 2: Dude Kurt Angle with E C F and W shirt
yelling yeah like I'm in on this.
Speaker 1: RVD comes out here, and I mean this is the
goat dude ECW title, w W title. It's so sick,
Like the backstage is one thing, but seeing them make
the entrance to the crowd with the titles, it's very cool.
Speaker 2: They only introduce him as the ECW World Heavyweight Champion too,
by the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they say that the only reason he
even keeps the WWE one is because it spins.
Speaker 2: He likes the spinner yet, dude, that's fucking awesome. That's
such an RVD deal too.
Speaker 1: So Kurt Angle starts things off with Edge. He immediately
double legs him and tries to grab the ankle, but
Edge gets away. Holy shit, And that's his deal here.
He is so intense, dude. Yeah, he's super intense. Like
it's like when you look at him. I think it's
something to do with the mouthguard.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot going on there.
Speaker 2: He like the mouthguard. I think he's I mean, like,
I would not be surprised if he is biting down
on it for the entire part of this batch. Dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like I love that he just is
constantly going for the ankle lock, I mean constantly.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 1: RVD comes in here and Edge immediately pokes his eyes
and tags out.
Speaker 2: Edge and Orton do so many tags here. It's actually
like it feel like they've been teaming forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you. I bet you they looked at
this and they're like, Okay, let's try let's try something,
you know why not?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah for sure, good shout too.
Speaker 1: I also loved I love this small interaction here, like
Orton comes in the ring after Edge tags out and
he backs RVD to the corner here and Orton throws
the punch and RVD immediately fires back and throws another punch. RVD, Yeah,
he immediately punches back again, and Orton gets like pissed off,
and he fucking pushs him in the corner and he
whips him to the other corner and this allows RVD
some time and of course he hits a kick to
knock him down, and like it was just like a
super small interaction, but it was awesome. I really liked it.
Speaker 2: It felt genuine like, yeah, it felt like Orton was
actually getting frustrated. Whether or not he was is a
different story, but like, yeah, RVD like wasn't just sitting
there letting him fucking pound him out, like he had
to earn fucking him up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's how Ricky Morton would do it, right,
Like Ricky Morton's tag team philosophy is like, yeah, I
will always fight back. I don't care what time the
badge it is, I will always be fighting back. Put
me the fuck down, you know why not. RVD sets
Orton on the ropes here, balls first, and then Sid
kicks them off the top to the floor.
Speaker 2: I love that spot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's dope, man. I love the rope hung moves.
They're cool.
Speaker 2: I only ever have video game PTSD from them. But
because they were not ever nearly as cool as anything
that rvidy was doing.
Speaker 1: I thought he was gonna do the SVR stam in
the bounce yeah, where it bounced him on the ropes.
I thought it was gonna be like a funny shine deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: RVD hits a moon salt off the apron on Randy Orton.
Here he goes for the roll in thunder, but Lida
pulls the ropes down and RVD takes a huge tumble
to the floor.
Speaker 2: He eats so much shit here, dude. It was also
super fast too, like if you blinked you would have
missed lead a pull in the rope.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I rvd's taken a lot of big ship in
this match and like, I think he takes the you know,
being on top deal pretty serious. I mean he's taking
a lot of big ship here, yeah, you know, and
that's a good deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he I mean there's a lot of this
where he's taken like yeah, I mean that's a great
way to put it. And I think you're right. I
think he wants to show that he'll go balls to
the wall for it, like he is not here to
fucking have an easy tag that they could have had.
He's thrown his body at the fucking floor. And of course, uh,
as we mentioned, leda pull the rope and that means
she is a slut according to the crowd.
Speaker 1: Oh did they chant that? Didn't even catchy?
Speaker 2: They not? Only they chance slut. Later they chance she's
a craghore.
Speaker 1: So we go to commercial. We come back here. Leita
continues to cheat by choking RVD on the ropes. During
the commercial break.
Speaker 2: Good heat, good heat.
Speaker 1: Edge throws RVD to the floor here, I mean literally
just grabs him by the head, throws of the floor
and RVD, oh my god, flies towards the Annalis table
splats on the ground. It's like he took his own
tope into.
Speaker 2: The ground, dude, Yeah, he did a suicide dive, like
he fucking just went and died it. They replay it
like three times. The landing sounds insane.
Speaker 1: Edge throws RVD into the steps. Here we get back
into the ring. Orton hits a fantastic standing drop kick
for two.
Speaker 2: He fucking plants his feet on rvd's forehead. Not only
does it get crazy height, but he like crushes him
with this thing. Looked awesome.
Speaker 1: That was like one of his things right for young
Orton was the standing dropkick. Yeah, pretty cool. So Kurt
Angle comes in off the hot tag. Here he hits
three German sup plexes on Randy Orton, who Edge comes in,
He misses a line, Angle hits him with the German suplex.
Speaker 2: Two.
Speaker 1: Angle picks the ankle and locks the ankle lock in
on Randy, but Edge helps him by pulling him from
the outside, which throws Angle into the rope's neck first.
Speaker 2: Okay, I was totally cool, Like I was like, okay,
Edge dragging Orton out of this ankle lock just to
pull him outside is like enough for like some fuck
you heat. Here Kurt throwing his whole body neck first
into the whole body neck first his fucking you know
what I mean, he throws one of the rope's neck
first and like died. It was everything there look awesome.
Speaker 1: Edge then climbs to the top rope. I love this.
By the way he climbs to the top rope, he
goes for a double axe. Off the top. Angle literally
user blocks the double axe handle. Yes, dude with his head,
I could not believe what I saw. I thought he
was just going to catch him into the belly to belly.
He User blocks the double axe. That is crazy. Yeah, yeah,
that is nuts. And then he latches the mid section.
I mean it is so clean looking. Man, he blocks
the double axe. I mean he goes mid section, grab
dude overhead belly to belly and then he screamsoo.
Speaker 2: Well you have to imagine Kurt probably did that to
Edge a lot because they were smacked down six guys,
so they were I mean, Edge probably took an overhead
belly to belly from Kurt six thousand dimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just so locked in. Everything was so
fluent and so good looking. Yeah, it's just like I
can't say enough good things about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: Angle goes for the Olympic slam here, but Orton chop
blocks him and attacks his legs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now we'll it's time to get some fucking more heat.
Speaker 1: Edge strows Angle into the steps. Here, we're back in
for a two. Angle gets a rear neck of choke
on Edge, but Lida comes in and she just full
on breaks it up.
Speaker 2: Well because there's no DQ's here, which of course makes
sense in a tag match where they are all abiding
by the tag rule.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: I mean I was totally like not, that wasn't in
my head until Leita got in and blatantly like literally,
I mean the referee is on top of this, and
she gets in and gougers Kurt's eyes and it's like, okay, well,
why the fuck are any of you doing tags?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Taz says, can we please send her to the
back and not dude?
Speaker 2: Taz is like panicking. Tad says, we can't lose this match.
Wh the fuck's not.
Speaker 1: It's a big match FORCW that's gonna put him on
the map.
Speaker 2: They're about to get better ratings in a roll which
has a very high ratings. By the way, it is
super big brun everyone watches it. Kurt Angel hits a
German suplex on edge here for a double down. H
RVD comes in off the hot tag. He just cleans
house man. He I mean, he goes through it house
the fire super kick. He bumps Orton off the apron.
He catches a boot from edge, hits a windmill kick.
He's going nuts house show on the Orton.
Speaker 1: It all looks good too, Yeah, yes, fluid Rvidy grabs
a chair here, but Orton grabs his leg. So then
he just takes the chair and smacks it off Orton's head.
Speaker 2: I mean he throws it. He picks it up as
far as possible above his head and throws it straight
down onto him. And I think Orton was kind of
like shocked for a minute about how it felt, because
he doesn't sell. He just kind of stands still and
like looks off in the distance.
Speaker 1: It was Bart Simpson style with a chair on over
or the bath thub just raises it super high and
throws it.
Speaker 2: Down, breaks it over his head. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Kurt Angle then puts the ankle lock on edge here.
But here is Leta with the belt.
Speaker 2: God damn it. Get her center to the back wherever
that is and whatever that.
Speaker 1: Is, the broom the back rooms.
Speaker 2: Now, the kurd angle in the back rooms in this
era would be unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Wow, still like kurd angle, but he notes.
Speaker 2: That as fucking scary as fuck.
Speaker 1: Leita comes in with the belt here, she misses with
the belt. Kurt then loads her up and hits the
Olympic slam.
Speaker 2: Olympic slam. I mean he was so intense on this
that he almost lost her picking her up like he
was throwing her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he definitely forgot how like little she was because
he just full synth that shit.
Speaker 2: And he drops the straps. Let's go.
Speaker 1: He drops the straps. Here Orton is back in, but
then here comes the RKO.
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean this waterfall is awesome. Here it is, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean like this is like classic w TAG deal here.
I like it a lot. It always works, man, it's
super does. RVD comes off the top hits him with
the sid kick. Here RVD goes for the rolling thunder
on Orton, but Edge drop kicks him out of mid air.
Speaker 2: That was clean. I would have loved a spear out
of the air there. But knowing where the finish goes
right after that, I understand why it was only a
drop kick.
Speaker 1: Edge goes for the spear out of the corner. Here
the crowd is channing ECW, but RVD hits him with
the belt.
Speaker 2: That leader brought in. Edge hits them with it or sorry,
already hits them with it, And I feel like the
crowd like didn't like that.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that people weren't expecting RVD to use
the belt, you.
Speaker 2: Know, yep, because that's like a heel thing, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But in ECW, yeah, everyone used the fucking weapons.
Speaker 2: Well, the rebels, of course, it's.
Speaker 1: The rebel extreme fucking tribe, you know, right. RVD then
hits the five star frog splash and he picks up
the win on Edge before vengeance.
Speaker 2: I mean, he gets height on this motherfucker too. Edge
is at a crazy angle, he's pretty much tucked in
the top left corner and already does the five star
from the bottom left corner.
Speaker 1: Dude, I love how RVD, I sort of got he
does this on purpose. He makes sure they're out of
position and make sure they're not directly in front of
him because he knows he's the man and he can
make that happen.
Speaker 2: And he did, he fucking did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he always makes it happen. Man's he's sick. Like
I said, I'm super glad to see him here, especially
with titles and picking up a win on Edge, like
a pinfall victory over him, even if it's a tag match,
you know, Edge. I mean I couldn't believe it. Honestly,
Edge puts him over here. In e c W we
go to vengeance, Edge puts him over there too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, they were, I mean, they were giving him
a real run, which, again, which is why it's so
fucking frustrating that it goes the way it does, because
like who knows. I mean, sure, I don't have any
fucking you know, uh nothing. I wouldn't have been surprised
if RDY does lose it, you know, in the next
month or so, but it would have been still longer
than what we got. But uh, like you said, rd
does get to win here, Kurt and RVD celebrate. Kurt
even gives RVDY his belts. Kurt of course, goes on
the rope throws his arms up. Dude, holy this And
at one point Kurt is standing in front of RVD
and RVD looks at him in the eyes. He has
the w B tudle over his shoulder and he goes
whoa and he starts DJing title.
Speaker 1: Kurt laughs. I thought that was awesome.
Speaker 2: And then the show the last shot we see is
RVD doing the fucking record scratch for the camera.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, that's famous, right, that's the famous one.
Speaker 2: That's the that's the that's the gift.
Speaker 1: That's the gift that everyone always uses. Rvdgle whoa. That's
so good. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: It is so fucking awesome. Man. Yeah, I mean I
had a fun time with this show. Again, this show
changes probably a million times over by the end of
this year. I mean by December, it's December to December,
everything goes fucked. Hayman quits. So, like, you know, this
is a very short run for whatever this is, but
it's always fun to look back up. Oh by the way,
last thing here. From The Observer July third, two on six.
This episode went head to head with the NBA Playoffs
and fell twenty two percent in total viewership, finishing with
a two point three zero rating and two point six
one million viewers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, come on, NBA playoffs, Like, come on, right.
Speaker 2: Of course, of course, I mean, what are you gonna
do well that is it for WWE E CW for
June twentieth, two thousand and six, And now it's time
for the main event.
Speaker 1: Let's read some names.
Speaker 2: Whoa fucking style?
Speaker 1: All right, now it's time for the main event. You
guys better lock the fuck in because there are five
hundred fucking names and I'm being super serious right now.
Speaker 2: Not a joke, Actually five hundred names. A lot of
people are joining the patron at a rapid pace, so.
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or the Red Sox so like or the Rockies for
that matter.
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they were. Hey, the Marlins were putting belt to ask
on y'all and minute ago. Hold on, now, who talking
to dude? I'm sort of got talking to Marl on
the series. But there was one of those games, you know,
I saw I saw some.
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the other games, seven and eight to two.
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Speaker 2: To they play the Braves.
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there there. You have a lot of injuries, flying injuries
right now?
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four games and you won the rest of them.
Speaker 1: Well say there you go, Verse sleep buttered toast Andre
Chase Shards and now time for the observers. Yeah, the
Phillies lost again, and so did the Braves.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I lost sometimes too.
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the league, and the Phillies are also a team.
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the rate they're going is gonna be a fucking flip
soon and at least champions three years in a row coming.
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Speaker 2: You can, like fucking think of any other cooler team
that this would be Chris Masters and the USOS.
Speaker 1: I mean there, that's what would happen if he came back.
That's sorry, that's true, right, Kieran normand User, impatient Minks,
Malik Douglas, Nathan Jones.
Speaker 2: He's out of jail, Welcome to the pitch.
Speaker 1: Benjamin Sutton, Matt Lucas, Otis Jones, Chris Bakka, Chris Danker,
What the hell get this guy the fuck off the Patreon?
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, what the band? This guy band, this fucking
guy now take him off the airwaves.
Speaker 1: Did this guy watch the Scorpion King? Huh?
Speaker 2: No, that was Chris Danger, all right, Chris danks Ker.
Speaker 1: Matt Meyerhoff, Matt Winebush.
Speaker 2: Okay, competing names.
Speaker 1: Quinata Dragon, John Salabaria, the Corvinus, m.
Speaker 2: C h N. Hello to ski or not to ski?
Speaker 1: That is the woe.
Speaker 2: That's a daily fucking thing for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. A guy building a tiny house.
Speaker 2: Oh good luck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me know how that goes. That sounds awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll visit. Shit in't it?
Speaker 1: Well? I hope it would have a toilet or something
of that nature.
Speaker 2: It's probably a tiny toilet, but not You know, it's
not enough for this ass, for.
Speaker 1: This shit, this ship, these two guys, for this, you
need a big house for that.
Speaker 2: You're fucked. You are fucked.
Speaker 1: Zero eighty nine. Chris Love. Hey, it's Jabber, Hey, Jabber.
There's Jabber. Everybody there.
Speaker 2: He is there.
Speaker 1: He is local talent gets fired for hitting the overdrive
and the slop drop on his superior in the back
of the Buca Di Bepo.
Speaker 2: Right right a j K Yeah.
Speaker 1: Josh Bailey telling my kids he's called Triple H because
his full name is Hung Hong Hung sahar is He Fire,
Alan Schmitty, Powers, Darren Williams, Tomies, Citar be Croft, Welcome back, King, dude, Yeah,
come on, Legend Wade Burke, something funny, Darnell? Oh, comical
about my name, Dob What did you write here? What
did you write something comical about my name? Dog Bo Steepa,
Why are you smirking? I was in Gloomberg, Like, what
don't you fucking get here, buddy?
Speaker 2: Like, this is the same name every week. You act
like this is different. This is the same name you
say every week.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, please, Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's fucked up. It's very easy to remember.
Speaker 1: Inks Monster for twenty Smoke and Blazing and Rolling. I
love actor Dovey Bosstuber in his movie Stayas.
Speaker 2: What is that? You say it every week?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like we all love that.
Speaker 1: What movie is that?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? It's the same one? Chase you
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. It's it's your turn,
it's your turn.
Speaker 1: Flicks zero two.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: I saw Johnny at subway. He hit the cashier with
a vertebraker for using the wrong bread.
Speaker 2: No, the problem was he didn't fucking toast it one
hundred times like I asked, because after the last time
we talked about it, I tried it and then he
just didn't do it, so I had to take him out.
Speaker 1: You didn't get that long cookie. Huh cookie.
Speaker 2: That ship is long too.
Speaker 1: It is, man. You can walk in there and say
give me the long cookie and they'll just look at
you like.
Speaker 2: Fraser for the while. Well, I've never seen it, and
no one I know has seen it.
Speaker 1: That's funny. You were standing right there and standing in
the plane.
Speaker 2: I was standing on the.
Speaker 1: It was a plane in the Backer rooms. Timers doesn't
want of course, of course because Stanza Wallet Palsy Caine
stacking and fucking the Flyers the long way on their
way to the Stanley Cup.
Speaker 2: We do not care. It was a Canes fan.
Speaker 1: LARPs to her. We were out going crazy, I mean
shuck out.
Speaker 2: It was raining. You were not going nowhere.
Speaker 1: We're out in the rain crazy like the notebooks. It
was a good fucking night man, mister ship ass Brandon
A Daniel Hall who just pooped my pants. Kim Kayler,
d X the juice because fucks you cool, Rhino Connor, Scott,
Jack Tollerton, He's back. Kyle Reynolds, Walther von der Vogelwade,
Holy shit, Wow, my resident evil Marathon is on.
Speaker 2: Hold.
Speaker 1: I just got my paycheck. Now I'm richer, so I'm
off to chase I get some money by my son.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I do that. Yeah, I fucking felt that one. Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 1: David Wilde Lane a cute little cream puff white dog
that smells like button ass.
Speaker 2: Hey, you're fucked up in your brain. Whatever's going on
with your fucking brain?
Speaker 1: Jack Mark Blackburn, Mike Slater, Joy Wyatt, the Wallabie Brett, Stevens, Dong,
the Peen hard On. Yeah, Isaiah Harvey, Donnie McK henry.
I only just realized we called him Juician Thunderliger because
the super J cups he was chasing were J cup titties.
Speaker 2: There was definitely a way better version of this that existed. Hey,
you fucking steal this name and fucking up his backroom's
version of a mister man.
Speaker 1: See Willie George the Bay Brisket Butcher Cooper.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, there he is the baby Frisket Butcher.
Speaker 1: Chase slogan, Oh God, death writers Dick Rider ten hours
of silence, occasionally broken up by lawlor scream sounds like
a bad night of work.
Speaker 2: That dogs, that's a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 1: Wow. Whenever my dog rolls back on their back, I
play with her by giving her work. Stomps the rock
style with the foot waggle.
Speaker 2: I mean that's fucking classic. I think everybody's done that.
The dog no sells it too.
Speaker 1: I don't talk to girls. I watched two thousand five
Ring of Honor. Let's go good call backs eight seven.
Oh hello jose Atkinson Christian s q rosa doctor cocked
up us All that the doc is in SC one
three seventy seven is again.
Speaker 2: It's good to see that he's back. It wasn't long.
Speaker 1: Star of two Cold Scorpio King three Dove the Domino Bastias.
Speaker 2: Wow. See he's got a lot of fucking gigs going.
Speaker 1: D Dimodome p W returned with backlash. Joey's style calls
Grandpa versus stupor, bos Tita versus Chica, ming bag guy
versus ass and Joey will wrestle.
Speaker 2: Wow again, that's just a back room's deadlock name that's
fucked up.
Speaker 1: Freddie La creb Yeah, sucking toes at the retirement homes
Snitsky style.
Speaker 2: Call the cops on you current day style, go to jail.
Speaker 1: Bav dot Dude, Holy funk man, what is this? Bob
Dosti Todt still waiting for stupid two start.
Speaker 2: I can't with him. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Marshall Clark, Michael O'Hara Version seven, Woofy ninety six, Michael
Cole's safe word pussy Blackhawk Walker, Danny glens I ship
my pants all month, New trousers style.
Speaker 2: That's gross.
Speaker 1: Benny Halter grilled shit Sandwich, Grey Don Wizzanowski, Tommy Kreamer
gets by Sam Man and says, thank you, sir, can
please have another?
Speaker 2: That's new Freed style.
Speaker 1: Brother Maddox would Showtime twelve forty Sea Tusk, John Blood's
laugh curs cancer.
Speaker 2: Oh that's fucking super nice, I think right, ye, or
maybe not?
Speaker 1: Dude. Oh fucka battery Underscore, Acid Steam Gorilla, Kevin Witkowski,
abrams ef Hey, Johnny, I'm in Philly to watch Stupor
starring Dark Busty Tits. Anything cool to do here?
Speaker 2: You can? I mean watching Stupor is the best thing
to dude Philly. Wow, you figured it out with the
lead actor.
Speaker 1: You can watch one of the shitty teams lose one
of the shitty games of the shitty Arauck Dick Jack shd.
Speaker 2: Simply kc oh, it's so simple.
Speaker 1: Joshua Charbono, Chase, Richard son Is and Jarboni, Mark Rata,
Yes true, Richard Loaf, why'd you say it like that?
It's just the name Ozria, our Tavius Johnson, Mark Horsefield.
Speaker 2: That's what I got for that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I got for it. Oh nice, Okay,
cool point Eto Chase the Richard.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: Lost twelve rich pearzol put the d m I p
W and get that f out triple threat match Mahoney,
General Hugh g Erection and Cahons.
Speaker 2: Wow. Shockingly, the only two of those guys are the
same person.
Speaker 1: Johnny be like diary rerecondly into the wear to fuck
off bitch, Joseph de Philippis, Hey, Johnny, how about them braves?
Speaker 2: Fuck? Okay, fuck you, fuck you pal Jr.
Speaker 1: Voice. The next guy is a fut fucker potato Potato
that sucks shah Reef Johnson, Okay, monster house big, Hey, Johnny,
I'm going to Philadelphia next weekend to watch the Eagles play.
Oh wait, never mind.
Speaker 2: What the fuck are you talking about. You're gonna go
to the link and financial just stopping going on there.
You'll see a concert probably.
Speaker 1: On ROSTA twenty four David Caffey Connor Ryan depressed the
Zipper with does shitty his dog.
Speaker 2: Nah, it's probably cool.
Speaker 1: It's probably that shit to work, bro, You'll be all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean like, it's about how you fucking make
it happen. You know what I mean? You just gotta
make it happen.
Speaker 1: Amanda Luna three Hours of Monday Night, Dick Johnsons a
lot of Dick Jacob Baker. I played brock Lester's theme
while I Fi my Kid Street Giraffe Cornfla x Pepe
McMichael versus Fifi in a take the Dog to Hell match.
Holy shit, nobody at this funeral knows I'm listening to Deadlock.
Rest in peace, Grandma for real though, Big ups to
the Ma. Caleb Langston, Baby Palpatine. Omen, there is mister
normal one two three computer beat up this eighty seven
year old.
Speaker 2: No computer, don't do that computer? Reverse the charges?
Speaker 1: Thomas. Amen. Hey, there he is Reed Benson. No this Brad.
She tests Suya Nito on my train, keyo until I
Assi Nayo.
Speaker 2: I like that. I like.
Speaker 1: That's funny word. Hawko fan sixty.
Speaker 2: Nine, oh sixty nine, that's you know what that is?
Speaker 1: Dan Smith couldn't think of a cool name fuck the Birds.
Speaker 2: Though, come on, how come the fuck you?
Speaker 1: To Jerry if he was a linguist, a ling Guini,
if he was like a ling if he was like, yeah,
he was like look at my man. To Jerry with
the eyes and sometimes why.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that wouldn't make sense. If he was a pasta.
You gotta figure this name out.
Speaker 1: Be Guini to Jerry says up your face, hey boys
Orioles fan here, let's go Phillies, let's go Braves.
Speaker 2: All right, good shout. Yeah you're safe for this week, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's keep it up. Roland you bleed cars, don't bleed?
John Blood eats corn the Chase, Richard's son away, What.
Speaker 2: Does it even mean?
Speaker 1: Mike hawk Ball, Zac Richard Chase's son open your eyes
please please, Zach Johnson Hello, Zach Meme, Crispy Games. Wow,
good to see you. We've been doing it long. It's
just fucking running again. Marcus Baboos, Nathan T. Harley, Richards
John Whitta, car brand In, Colard keavy On and Dar's son.
She dipped my hog till I ad Sam Raymer come,
Jimmy Hart doing Steiner Math. Oh no, he's stupid. Koblam.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Rat King Judas again.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, look at him.
Speaker 1: Go Louis Newland's chance Warner. Hi, Johnny, please tell my
friend Madden to do the moon.
Speaker 2: To do the moon, like have sex with the moon.
Speaker 1: No Roxy doxy PG two, Cozy Starter Sky, Saturn Berger.
That's the delicious dick, the cock cock, the dick, the dick, dick,
the cock Johnson. I heard.
Speaker 3: The name.
Speaker 1: Grotesperado, Charles Roland, Luke Nickel. It's Covid, I mean Cooevy Doyve,
I mean Servd, I mean Dori CorV. I mean it's Corvid.
Speaker 2: Hello, Corvid dj Stone.
Speaker 1: The twenty seventh author says, you really want to know
how big is Batista's dick. You can't measure the tower
of terror. I didn't ask Dylan Murray, Spaceman, Saturn Duke.
Speaker 2: Sweats, Dookie Sweats.
Speaker 1: Isaac Yankam with the needle says my nova cane.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, okay, like that.
Speaker 1: Shin Cheon seven twenty that's when they were born. Got
kicked out of the April sixth, twenty two ae W
show at the Agons Arena because my smelly diaper may
taz pass out.
Speaker 2: This is a weird fetish thing and I'm not gonna
fucking participate.
Speaker 1: Bryant w Shay, Mattie Peeps, Jevin Horton, Punk Punk r FS. Yeah, Bluefire,
Dick the cock Johnson is really Chase Richard's son.
Speaker 2: That can't be fucking true.
Speaker 1: KB the Goat, But now I'm doctor king, mister meat meat.
Speaker 2: Oh on your doctor.
Speaker 1: That's awesome, man. Yeah, yeah, good g geez Michael Carson.
The beautiful people, the beautiful people. It's all relative to
the size of your dick. Do cock Johnson. She google
on my Gaga till I make big stinky in my dipe.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, Hey, we're not fucking participating or whatever.
Speaker 1: This is Midnight Ghoul, the Return of Biggest Rigas Welcome Back.
Sid jumped on my car and yelled Chase Richard's son.
Speaker 2: Why would he do that?
Speaker 1: Jordan X, Johnny and James are finer than Scott Steiner.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'll take the compliment, but not true. Scott
Steiner the goat Uh.
Speaker 1: Atlanta Braves can sug my fucking nuts brother.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dropping the Underwears.
Speaker 1: Put the under Sorry, I don't know the whole deal
man Underweares Chris Mercardo Sully three sixteen, Anti Freeze, Enema,
Avery Darling, Hello, Jorge Gamez, The American Rangoon, Danny Tanner's son,
Holy Shit, Rink Cocock, Hello Takers.
Speaker 2: My fave.
Speaker 1: Please keep making fun of him.
Speaker 2: Don't worry that was gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Regardless, the ring vaginal punter Okay, okay kid named finger Hey,
Alex Diggs, White Boys Summer James Sircaw named the Great
Golly Max Keeble's Big Stoop starring Dave Bastitas.
Speaker 2: Wow, Max Keebles, isn't that? Maybe you want to watch
that now? Right?
Speaker 5: You have to watch it in the first place, Buddy, No,
but you haven't seen.
Speaker 2: Stoop, says I've been locked in on Stoop.
Speaker 1: Noah Davis. Fun fact. You know my dick the cock
Johnson is the size of a walnut.
Speaker 2: What's fun about that?
Speaker 1: Sir Domies the first Ooh Dames jar l with the
Lips winning MLB MVP. I agree, I agree.
Speaker 2: Stories only legends can tell.
Speaker 1: Skywalker's View, Red Sco Jukebox, Tyler Sloan, the Rock YouTube
Poop Fast. Finally e the rock ha has come back
to the back.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I captured the spirit that felt like it. Yeah, Tucker Weather,
be your d lo with emojis.
Speaker 2: What the hell you're vising the system Eva may e
x E. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I showed my kindergarten class co zone versus Speedball, and
now parents are mad because their five year old hit
a four fifty leg drop on a dog, fell in
love with, and married a porn star. Her name is
now Cory Chase Richard's son Static aka doctor t bags PhD.
Just wondering, has Johnny asked Dan Housen to uncurse the
Sixers yet? Or the Flyers asking for an enemy?
Speaker 2: I like that. You think that I have just immediate
contact to Dan Housen. No, but I have. The one
time I did talk to him, I did ask him
to curse the Braves, and it's only coming to an
effect now.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but Lit'll be blessed the Braves and Dan
House has nothing on that, buddy, nothing on that. The
Simon system.
Speaker 2: Hooray.
Speaker 1: John Rodgers Nice fifteen dollars. Tier Oh fine, really got
fifteen dollars? Tier l he O Dell Dick and Ball's mahony,
He's bad man, that's crazy. He upgraded Eagles versus Panthers
next year, loser has to get fucked up. Jeff Hardy
facial hair, come on with it.
Speaker 2: Like the teams or us.
Speaker 1: I have no idea, Yeah, like which one of the
facial hairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had a lot of fucked up facial hair too.
Speaker 1: Leo Sinister, sum Al Mason Hutson, Valvenus versus do Love
in a who has less Ris match.
Speaker 2: Dude, Love has a lot of riz. That was this
whole gimmick.
Speaker 1: Notorious Rug Sierra Hotel, India, Echo, Lima Delta, Richard Son,
Shield r J Dog, Joshua shit ass but yeah slov
Oh fuck yeah tell it, Joshua.
Speaker 2: You got us crazy?
Speaker 1: Bring out the Dilo Dozer alright, Zue suit Riot Yeah.
Super giant Hamburger.
Speaker 2: I, oh my god, oh my god, how much I
could go for a super giant a hamburger right now?
Speaker 1: Dude, fantastic fucking name. By the way, he killed it
this week, Dad is super giant Hamburger is awesome?
Speaker 2: What was you had what a burger? Didn't you? I did?
Speaker 1: I had what a burger number two?
Speaker 2: Number two That wasn't a super giant hamburger though, No,
I was.
Speaker 1: Good, though you know I had the sous.
Speaker 2: I need a burger.
Speaker 1: Giovanni Villa, Little Critter, Ali Jandro Sosa, DeMarcus the Ogre.
There he is welcome back?
Speaker 2: Know him? Is that? Yes?
Speaker 1: Hardwood rich Mahogany, Oh nice, Marcus Barrow and check your
Instagram DMS hellscape Hell no that threat actually no, Bunkie
three bat and he's got the goddamn weed whacker. Was
just somebody called nine one one for Chase Bastard's son
because he's gonna need it.
Speaker 2: Holy fuck not doy In Yale.
Speaker 1: There he is sixty dollars annual, the third Schnashty boy
with the Big Hog. Oh hell yeah, Willie Underscore j
Let's go Willy one hundred and tweet our annual Hersy
from Jersey Yo, Lucas p Pee Oh, Ryan Kirkering's wild
pitch landing in Johnny's house.
Speaker 2: Fuck you motherfucker, fuck you hell.
Speaker 1: Legendary playoff performance, man, I mean you better better enjoy
it because you ain't getting it. This year.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? You're you keep going the
way you're going. You're not even you're gonna make a
wild card? Baby?
Speaker 1: What was that? Sorry? I can't hear you. The ease
right now, buddy?
Speaker 2: Yeah? For how long?
Speaker 1: For many many more weeks?
Speaker 2: By the time the fun comes out, you might be
under us.
Speaker 1: Not if we don't play any games and they're also
spinning for rain. Magnus put out sting with the mag
Daddy driver.
Speaker 2: Dude, forgot.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's tough.
Speaker 2: Don't fucking do this to us.
Speaker 1: Magnus put out sting with the mag Daddy Damn.
Speaker 2: I don't want that.
Speaker 1: I don't want that, all right, Magnets put out staying
with the mag Daddy driver for a thirty count And
I think about that a lot.
Speaker 2: That's something I'm trying to forget. Stop bringing it back up.
Speaker 1: Kobe Barnett, trayvon Lewis, what's up? Trayvon Jamie's on Wilson.
Speaker 2: A lot of songs, Holy Diver, hold a Diver.
Speaker 1: Mocha, Punk Trash, What's Good, and oh No, Patreon Champ
Beyond at forty one dollars Hey introducing the third one
half mag Small Mang.
Speaker 2: Shoes there he is. I bet that small mang chocolate
tell and his name got cut off. I'm a feeling.
Speaker 1: Wow, you are probably right. So this guy is for
twenty twenty six most fucked fucker dude.
Speaker 3: He is.
Speaker 2: Holy fuck, he's here and he's a new champions dude.
Three weeks in a row, new champion.
Speaker 1: It's been a legendary week. I mean, we just had
a legendary amount of names.
Speaker 2: That was fucking unbelievable. I mean, listen for I will
thank everybody in second but Ronald plus for fucking James for.
Speaker 1: Getting through five front fore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you listen, someone had to write these suckers down.
Speaker 1: Goddamn.
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