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<v Speaker 1>Caalaroga Shark Media. Hey man, I'm Johnny Mack with your

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<v Speaker 1>daily comedy news. If you missed Sunday's episode, it was

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<v Speaker 1>pretty robust and lengthy for a weekend episode, a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of news in there. Go back and listen. I'm excited

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<v Speaker 1>about today because I like strife. I like when everybody's

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<v Speaker 1>fighting with everybody, and we've got a bunch of stories today.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's start with Dana Corvey, who's pretty sure it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>Heidi Gardner's decision to leave Saturday Night Live. Oh that's

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<v Speaker 1>a headline. Dana was on his Fly on the Wall

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<v Speaker 1>podcast with David Spade and said, from what I know

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<v Speaker 1>as of this recording, it was not her idea to leave.

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<v Speaker 1>He gave himself a wiggle room and said he could

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<v Speaker 1>be wrong. Spade said that would be a little shocking

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<v Speaker 1>because she's really one of the core ones you know

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<v Speaker 1>from that show and she does a great job. Carvey,

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<v Speaker 1>you never know, and it's a hard thing. But I

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<v Speaker 1>was really really surprised. Carvey then recalled speaking to Devin

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<v Speaker 1>Walker about his three years Quoting Carvey, Devin had told

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<v Speaker 1>me that when you don't get on the show a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>then when you get out there and you have a moment,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not relaxed because it's like, if you don't score here,

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<v Speaker 1>you go back in line. So it can be emotionally

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<v Speaker 1>violent depending on where you are in the show, or

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<v Speaker 1>it could be a magic ride. Carvey said what got

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<v Speaker 1>his attention the most was the breaking up of the

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<v Speaker 1>you Please don't destroy guys, especially given the John Higgins,

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<v Speaker 1>whose son of longtime SNL producer Steve Higgins. That John

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<v Speaker 1>Higgins is leaving the show altogether. Carvey said, So that

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<v Speaker 1>really surprised me, and on a human level, I was

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<v Speaker 1>surprised that they kept some of them. Spade said, so

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<v Speaker 1>the one guy has to say I'm gonna take this,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be a cast member. It's effing awkward for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Devin Walker has clarified some of his comments. Remember he

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<v Speaker 1>said it was a toxic atmosphere. He has spoken some

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<v Speaker 1>more and said, I understand it's show business and it's cutthroat,

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<v Speaker 1>but people of lives and people deserve to know the

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<v Speaker 1>status of their job at a reasonable juncture. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>measure of humanity that the show could benefit from. What

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<v Speaker 1>ends up had happening over the summer is Oftentimes people

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<v Speaker 1>left hanging with big life decisions, people trying to start

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<v Speaker 1>families or buy homes, and there's no word from the

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<v Speaker 1>show about whether they have the job. The show won't

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<v Speaker 1>tell them all summer, and then we'll ultimately end up

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<v Speaker 1>firing them when there's been months of them trying to

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<v Speaker 1>work their situation out. He then clarified that was a

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<v Speaker 1>nice situation, but I've known of situations to where that's happened.

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<v Speaker 1>If there's one thing I hope for the future of

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<v Speaker 1>the show, it's that a sprinkle of humanity could be

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<v Speaker 1>added into it. Most people are told they're coming back

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<v Speaker 1>to work in a week. He says his decision was

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<v Speaker 1>a mutual decision and recognizes that devoting yourself to the

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<v Speaker 1>time commitment of the show's just part of it. You're

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<v Speaker 1>expected to get in line. But again, on the measure

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<v Speaker 1>of transparracy and clarity around people's employment, we're human beings.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got to put food on the table. Some of

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<v Speaker 1>us support other people in our lives. We're not making

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<v Speaker 1>millions of dollars on the show. It's not like we're

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<v Speaker 1>good And definitely, once we leave, did you sell your

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<v Speaker 1>SNL stock? Did you hear comedy stock Market on Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>sell your SNL stock all right? D not so canceled

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<v Speaker 1>asase I'm Sorry has spoken out. You may recall back

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<v Speaker 1>in twenty eighteen, an anonymous accuser recounted a date with

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<v Speaker 1>a Z's and Sorry that left her feeling violated. After

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<v Speaker 1>an initial statement detailing his surprise and concern at the allegations,

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<v Speaker 1>Aziz addressed the incident in twenty nineteen while touring the

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<v Speaker 1>country with stand up material eventually filmed for a Netflix special.

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<v Speaker 1>Then there was more backlash as az'sin Sorry was criticized

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<v Speaker 1>for acknowledging the claims without offering a public apology. He

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<v Speaker 1>has addressed it again. Why now, Because he's promoting a movie.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why. Let's all be honest. He's bringing this up

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<v Speaker 1>to get you to talk about his new film. He

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<v Speaker 1>has told The Hollywood Reporter there was an apology, but

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't for public consumption. The poll quote, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I apologize to the person personally right when it happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Aziz denied pulling back from the spotlight after the accusation.

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<v Speaker 1>He said it wasn't really a break per se. I

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<v Speaker 1>did that tour and I wanted to address it in

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<v Speaker 1>the special because people were curious about how I felt

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<v Speaker 1>about the whole experience, so I felt like I had

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about it in the special. As he said,

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<v Speaker 1>I took her words to heart and respond privately after

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<v Speaker 1>taking time to process what she had said. I continue

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<v Speaker 1>to support the movement that is happening in our culture.

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<v Speaker 1>It is necessary and long overdue. There's times I felt scared,

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<v Speaker 1>There's times I felt humiliated, There's times I felt embarrassed,

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<v Speaker 1>and ultimately I just felt terrible that this person felt

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<v Speaker 1>this way. And after a year or so, I just

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<v Speaker 1>hope it was a step forward. It moved things forward

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<v Speaker 1>from me and made me think about that a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope I've become a better person. I always think

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<v Speaker 1>about a conversation I had with one of my friends

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<v Speaker 1>where I was like, you know what, man, that whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing made me think about every date I've ever been on,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought, wow, well that's pretty incredible. It made

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<v Speaker 1>not just me, but other people more thoughtful, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>a good thing. Now, if you're not hip to all this,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, if kids are listening, stop listening, stop

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. Okay, everybody else, just adult to now. Babe,

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<v Speaker 1>dot net and it's still up on the internet. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking at it right now. This is a piece by

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<v Speaker 1>Katie Way in twenty eighteen. The headline I went on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with AZ's I'm sorry it turned into the

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<v Speaker 1>worst night of my life. And then if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to read this piece, it gets into the details of

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<v Speaker 1>their dates, which is far, far too graphic for this show,

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<v Speaker 1>a far too complicated situation for me to try and

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<v Speaker 1>do here in the middle of a comedy podcast. But

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<v Speaker 1>check out the piece from Babe dot net and then

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<v Speaker 1>reconcile that with some of the poll quotes I just

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<v Speaker 1>read from Disease. I'm Sorry. Good Fortune arrives in theaters

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<v Speaker 1>October seventeenth. Caleb Hearon is getting an HBO special. Interesting

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<v Speaker 1>to me. It'll debut on Friday, September nineteenth at nine

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<v Speaker 1>easterns so it's not one of those Saturday ten PM deals.

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<v Speaker 1>For some reason, Caleb Hearon gets Friday September nineteenth at

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<v Speaker 1>nine o'clock. He did put out a trailer, It's too

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<v Speaker 1>naughty for this show. Filmed in Chicago. Caleb Hearn, model comedian,

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<v Speaker 1>showcases here on his ability to unpack life's most absurd

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<v Speaker 1>contradictions with his signature charm and razor sharp wit. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a generic description of almost every comedy special. Guys, can

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<v Speaker 1>you work a little harder at that sentence? Anyway? The

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<v Speaker 1>trailer is funny. I liked it. It's just a little

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<v Speaker 1>too naughty and let's see I've got a long gut

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<v Speaker 1>field of let's do that tomorrow. Let me tell you

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<v Speaker 1>about the worst in the world, Jay Leno. This guy

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Boublay told a story about Jay Leno. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>I used to open up for Jay when I was

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, before I ever got signed, because he's like

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<v Speaker 1>the hardest working man, And I would say to him,

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<v Speaker 1>can you give me some advice? Now, what do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>Jay Leno said? Jay Leno said, Yeah, take the time

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<v Speaker 1>to travel, go to people's backyards and play for them.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll belong to them. You'll be tangible to them. They'll

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<v Speaker 1>see that when you tell them you appreciate them, you

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<v Speaker 1>really do, because you took the time to show up. Boy,

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<v Speaker 1>that Jay Leno, he's just the worst. David Byrne, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy that was the singer in Talking Heads. He

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<v Speaker 1>was out promoting his new album and went up telling

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Fallon that he tried stand up comedy. Fred Armison

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<v Speaker 1>had come by to see David Broadway show American Utopia

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<v Speaker 1>and saw that David Byrne could get a laugh and

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<v Speaker 1>encourage David Byrne to try stand up. Burne said, really,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the scariest thing in the world. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you, Jimmy Fallon, but I have to tell

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<v Speaker 1>these people. You don't have a band. It's just you.

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<v Speaker 1>And if it goes badly, it goes badly. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>turn around and say, hey, my bass player. Fed up,

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<v Speaker 1>David Byrne said. Fred Armison asked him to make an

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<v Speaker 1>unannounced appearance in LA and said, sure, Can I do

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<v Speaker 1>it as a slide show? Fred said, yeah, sure, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>set that up. Brince said, all I had to do

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<v Speaker 1>was show the picture and kind of say what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea if it went well or not.

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<v Speaker 1>And are you in the market for a lake house?

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<v Speaker 1>You might want to buy Daniel Tosh's Lake Tahoe waterfront compound.

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<v Speaker 1>It's for sale. It'll run you eleven point nine million dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe you can negotiate that down a little. Who

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<v Speaker 1>knows it has ninety three feet of Lake Tahoe shoreline,

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<v Speaker 1>a boke shed turned cabin. It's surrounded by pine trees.

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<v Speaker 1>The description tells us when you drive through the gate

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<v Speaker 1>and into the estate, instantly feel like you stepped away

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<v Speaker 1>from all the chaos, but you're so close to everything. Restaurants, hiking, trails, cycling.

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<v Speaker 1>There are multiple homes. The property's newer ford bedroom upper home,

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<v Speaker 1>fancy that takes in lake views and they're nice pictures

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the listing. Steam showers are part of every bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's also a dry sauna downstairs. A large family room,

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<v Speaker 1>pooled table, large TV, sona surrounds it, shuffle board, a bar,

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<v Speaker 1>and of course an industrial ice cream maker. Did I

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<v Speaker 1>tell you I met Daniel Toosh once? Back? It's serious

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<v Speaker 1>A million years ago, you know how, Like a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of times, Ibody be like, Oh, Larry the cable guy,

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<v Speaker 1>that guy's awesome, Keeg and Michael Key, that dude's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever heard me tell you a story about

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<v Speaker 1>Daniel Tosh along those lines? I haven't right. You figure

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<v Speaker 1>the rest out. Not a warm and fuzzy man, the

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<v Speaker 1>realtor says, when not cozying up inside the residence. The

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<v Speaker 1>family's on the lake, wakesurfing using the banana tube. We're

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<v Speaker 1>taking the boat to Tahoe City and other restaurants on

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<v Speaker 1>the lake. Yeah. I mean, if you're gonna buy a

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<v Speaker 1>twelve million dollar lakehouse, you probably should get a boat.

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<v Speaker 1>And that is your comedy news today. Maybe tomorrow I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you a story about Daniel Tosh being warm and fuzzy.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, I might forget. You know, sometimes I

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<v Speaker 1>forget to put a story in. See tomorrow