WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:08.359 M let me finish. This is the first time I 2 00:00:08.359 --> 00:00:13.880 committed a hate crime. Maybe they'll jerk my dick off 3 00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:21.359 or you know, like something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted. 4 00:00:21.399 --> 00:00:27.640 I'm associate Bath. You are rested my. 5 00:00:27.920 --> 00:00:30.719 Ship put any trash ship. 6 00:00:36.679 --> 00:00:45.520 You're worst friend. Do you want to know why you're 7 00:00:45.520 --> 00:00:48.359 all fucked up? Just look at the fucking broms you 8 00:00:48.399 --> 00:00:50.880 hang around with. Do you want to go on my phone? 9 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:52.039 Do you want to play? 10 00:00:52.640 --> 00:00:52.679 No? 11 00:00:52.920 --> 00:00:55.479 What You're gonna play a game on my phone? No? 12 00:00:55.679 --> 00:00:57.840 I don't think No. I get to start the show though. 13 00:00:57.920 --> 00:01:00.079 Right now. You know we're talking about your phone. In 14 00:01:00.159 --> 00:01:03.079 a second, you're listening to your Worst Friend with Shane 15 00:01:03.119 --> 00:01:05.200 and Matt. I'm Matt, and I'm joined today by my 16 00:01:05.200 --> 00:01:08.680 friend and co host man who has a phone. Shane. 17 00:01:08.959 --> 00:01:11.840 Oh boy, it's time to sit here for an hour 18 00:01:11.920 --> 00:01:12.560 in a chair. 19 00:01:14.040 --> 00:01:15.000 You're really that antsy? 20 00:01:16.079 --> 00:01:18.480 Oh dude, you don't like sitting in chairs for a 21 00:01:18.519 --> 00:01:19.319 whole hour your. 22 00:01:19.319 --> 00:01:21.680 Phone head say you could stand up if you want 23 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:27.000 and go where you can walk around that room If 24 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:29.159 you leave the room, the audio sounds real bad, though, 25 00:01:29.280 --> 00:01:31.079 so don't do that, dude. 26 00:01:31.120 --> 00:01:34.480 That's like being on the Amistad and the slave Driver 27 00:01:34.599 --> 00:01:37.280 being like you could roll over on that other guy. 28 00:01:37.400 --> 00:01:41.599 If you're uncomfortable on that one, go. 29 00:01:41.599 --> 00:01:43.680 To your Worst friend dot com. 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I just heard someone 41 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:30.719 use that reference the other day, and every time it 42 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:33.680 pops into my head when I think of Amistad, I 43 00:02:33.719 --> 00:02:36.960 think of you first, and then I think of give 44 00:02:37.039 --> 00:02:41.879 us us free, and then I think of mister Kelly. 45 00:02:43.759 --> 00:02:45.360 Why in that order? 46 00:02:46.080 --> 00:02:50.360 Uh, because the mister Kelly story from high school still 47 00:02:50.400 --> 00:02:52.639 makes me fucking laugh. How you called it out on 48 00:02:52.759 --> 00:02:56.919 that it was there were two examples of calling out 49 00:02:56.919 --> 00:02:59.520 a teacher, that were awesome. One time I called out 50 00:02:59.560 --> 00:03:04.240 Stenson and I reminded her and she remembered this when 51 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:06.599 I saw her like four years ago or something. 52 00:03:06.879 --> 00:03:10.759 Oh yeah, you were like, oh I remember that time 53 00:03:10.800 --> 00:03:12.840 in class and she's like, oh, the time you saw 54 00:03:12.879 --> 00:03:13.439 my pussy. 55 00:03:14.800 --> 00:03:17.960 She always the first thing she asked was how is 56 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:20.000 Shane doing? When I saw her? And now here you 57 00:03:20.039 --> 00:03:20.919 are talking about it. 58 00:03:21.439 --> 00:03:25.080 Camper, Yeah, stiff for her gash she. 59 00:03:25.319 --> 00:03:27.840 Uh no, she said something. She's like, blah blah blah, 60 00:03:27.879 --> 00:03:30.639 and he died in March, and then in November of 61 00:03:30.639 --> 00:03:33.000 that year he went to the store blah blah blah. 62 00:03:33.039 --> 00:03:35.120 And I raised my hands said, I thought you just 63 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:38.479 said he died like six months earlier, and she goes, 64 00:03:38.919 --> 00:03:42.800 you know what, you're right. I was just kind of 65 00:03:43.039 --> 00:03:45.360 bullshitting this stuff. It was the only time she cursed 66 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:48.840 in front of us. She goes, you're right, You're you're right, Matt, 67 00:03:49.039 --> 00:03:51.800 And then she went back and started something else or 68 00:03:51.840 --> 00:03:53.159 new the other she. 69 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:55.080 Was like, just making up a story about her what 70 00:03:55.159 --> 00:03:55.759 she's doing. 71 00:03:55.840 --> 00:03:58.280 No, it was about a famous author. Maybe she was like, 72 00:03:58.319 --> 00:04:01.800 these kids are fucking retarded. Will never know the difference. 73 00:04:03.159 --> 00:04:05.000 That's probably what a lot of teachers do. That's why 74 00:04:05.039 --> 00:04:05.919 I don't know anything. 75 00:04:06.560 --> 00:04:09.560 The other great example of calling out a teacher on 76 00:04:09.639 --> 00:04:12.639 something was you and mister Kelly when we were talking 77 00:04:12.680 --> 00:04:16.639 about slave ships. Now, I don't know if you remember. 78 00:04:16.680 --> 00:04:20.360 Do you remember the analogy mister Kelly used. Mister Kelly, 79 00:04:20.360 --> 00:04:23.720 who was later fired, we were that's a weird situation 80 00:04:23.839 --> 00:04:26.639 we should talk about for a second too. But okay, 81 00:04:27.120 --> 00:04:30.360 mister Kelly was talking about how terrible the conditions were 82 00:04:30.399 --> 00:04:33.839 on the slave ships coming over from Europe, right, and 83 00:04:33.879 --> 00:04:37.279 it was right, yeah, that's true. For some people. 84 00:04:37.279 --> 00:04:40.800 It was very comfy and profitable, spacious. 85 00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:46.800 So mister Kelly used an analogy to talk about the awful, 86 00:04:47.399 --> 00:04:50.600 you know, hellish conditions that they would keep the slaves 87 00:04:50.600 --> 00:04:53.720 in underneath. And what was the analogy he used. 88 00:04:55.879 --> 00:04:59.519 Like stuff in five pounds of crap in a two 89 00:04:59.600 --> 00:04:59.920 pound b. 90 00:05:00.759 --> 00:05:02.839 I think it was ten pounds of crap in a 91 00:05:02.879 --> 00:05:06.600 five pound bag, and you raised and he wanted us 92 00:05:06.680 --> 00:05:09.959 to feel that emotionally, like he told us, like, you know, 93 00:05:10.079 --> 00:05:14.800 think about it, picture yourself. Your name is and you 94 00:05:15.519 --> 00:05:18.720 have just been taken into slavery, and you're in that 95 00:05:18.839 --> 00:05:22.519 ship and you are crammed in there bodies all around you, 96 00:05:23.399 --> 00:05:28.160 almost like you're one of the ten pounds of crap 97 00:05:28.759 --> 00:05:32.480 that is in this bag that only holds five pounds 98 00:05:32.480 --> 00:05:35.519 of crap. And you raise your hand and you went, 99 00:05:36.879 --> 00:05:39.000 mister Kelly. That was our voice for you back in 100 00:05:39.079 --> 00:05:41.079 high school too. I don't know if you remember that, 101 00:05:41.199 --> 00:05:44.800 but it was a good Blander still uses it. 102 00:05:44.040 --> 00:05:47.399 It sounds like Kat Williams doing any white person. 103 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:50.319 It was definitely before your balls dropped, so that's why 104 00:05:50.319 --> 00:05:53.680 it's a little bit higher pitch. You know, later on 105 00:05:53.720 --> 00:05:55.759 when you were getting pussy and stuff, we would be like, 106 00:05:55.839 --> 00:05:57.399 oh my name Shane, you know. 107 00:05:58.439 --> 00:05:59.959 Oh yeah, when I would go around and be like, 108 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:03.439 fuck you pussy, like in senior year of high school, 109 00:06:03.480 --> 00:06:04.199 and it was tough. 110 00:06:04.279 --> 00:06:09.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah that yeah, yeah you did. You did 111 00:06:09.120 --> 00:06:12.120 talk a lot of ship though, and you you spent 112 00:06:12.399 --> 00:06:16.720 three years coming off as the school shooter and then 113 00:06:16.800 --> 00:06:18.759 you got in shaped and decided that you were going 114 00:06:18.759 --> 00:06:19.720 into the military. 115 00:06:20.439 --> 00:06:23.959 People instead of shooting everybody, I just punch them. 116 00:06:24.319 --> 00:06:26.759 Yeah, except you didn't even have to. I thought a 117 00:06:26.759 --> 00:06:29.480 lot of guys were really like nervous to fuck with you, 118 00:06:29.879 --> 00:06:31.680 almost like like look, I know anything. 119 00:06:32.079 --> 00:06:34.000 I didn't know anybody who was nervous to fuck with me? 120 00:06:34.439 --> 00:06:36.560 Who fucked with you when I came a marine? 121 00:06:37.680 --> 00:06:39.240 Oh in the other Marines. 122 00:06:39.920 --> 00:06:44.160 No, yeah, they don't count senior year like senior year 123 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:45.480 of high school when you committed. 124 00:06:46.839 --> 00:06:49.040 Yeah, no, one really fucked with me. But at the 125 00:06:49.079 --> 00:06:57.560 same time, like there was no like, there was no 126 00:06:57.720 --> 00:07:00.800 like new relationships formed. It was like I got real 127 00:07:00.920 --> 00:07:02.720 cool all of a sudden senior year, and all of 128 00:07:02.720 --> 00:07:04.920 a sudden I was on a football team and dating 129 00:07:05.199 --> 00:07:07.800 a cheerleader or anything like. Nothing like that happened. I 130 00:07:07.839 --> 00:07:09.839 was still a fucking scumbag, and I hung out with 131 00:07:09.839 --> 00:07:12.720 a bunch of losers like you. 132 00:07:12.879 --> 00:07:18.399 Okay, all right, okay, Well you called out mister Kelly 133 00:07:18.439 --> 00:07:22.079 on that referring to slaves as some of the crab. 134 00:07:22.160 --> 00:07:25.279 Oh yeah, I said, mister Kelly, did you just refer 135 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:30.079 to the slaves as pieces of ship? And then he 136 00:07:30.120 --> 00:07:32.600 got all apologetic. He's like, well, yeah, but I didn't 137 00:07:32.639 --> 00:07:35.639 mean it. I didn't mean to call you black pieces 138 00:07:35.639 --> 00:07:38.759 and shit implied that you smelled like them. Yeah, he 139 00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:43.399 got all fucking backpedaling, and shit, fuck you, mister Kelly. 140 00:07:43.439 --> 00:07:45.680 Oh he was cool, he was nice. 141 00:07:46.399 --> 00:07:48.680 I liked our teacher that came after way better. 142 00:07:48.839 --> 00:07:49.879 He was a Nazi. 143 00:07:51.000 --> 00:07:54.279 Yeah, no, not the Nazi, the one that gave us sees. 144 00:07:54.959 --> 00:07:58.160 I didn't we have mister k and you kept you 145 00:07:58.240 --> 00:08:01.560 kept calling would you keep calling him a Nazi? No 146 00:08:01.920 --> 00:08:04.120 my name? You would go like this, you'd go, my 147 00:08:04.240 --> 00:08:07.839 name's mister K. Mister k K k. 148 00:08:09.720 --> 00:08:09.839 Oh. 149 00:08:09.920 --> 00:08:14.839 Yeah I did call him mister KKK yeah yeah, yeah no, 150 00:08:14.959 --> 00:08:18.240 But he left and then we got mister Dennery and 151 00:08:18.279 --> 00:08:19.000 he just gave. 152 00:08:18.839 --> 00:08:23.439 A c oh. Yeah, he was like he seemed like 153 00:08:23.519 --> 00:08:26.279 he got a d y and they fucking forced him. 154 00:08:26.160 --> 00:08:28.600 To be there. Yeah. It was that or jail. 155 00:08:29.240 --> 00:08:29.560 Yeah. 156 00:08:29.800 --> 00:08:33.639 Yeah, he troubled youths. They got rid of two of 157 00:08:33.679 --> 00:08:35.919 their last teachers. You think he can handle them, because 158 00:08:35.960 --> 00:08:38.399 if not, you're going to six years in the slammer. 159 00:08:38.440 --> 00:08:42.240 They're all getting seas. No one fails, no one does 160 00:08:42.279 --> 00:08:43.360 too great. 161 00:08:43.679 --> 00:08:45.919 Yeah that was a good strategy, man. Yeah. 162 00:08:46.000 --> 00:08:48.720 He was weird. He like didn't speak to And I 163 00:08:48.879 --> 00:08:51.639 remember one time I tried to fucking butter that guy 164 00:08:51.799 --> 00:08:54.399 up to kind of do a little bit better. And 165 00:08:54.440 --> 00:08:56.440 I came to see him after Clays. I'm gonna suck 166 00:08:56.480 --> 00:08:59.799 his dick. I tried to butter the guy up. 167 00:09:00.360 --> 00:09:03.919 I was like, uh, butter them down, greesome down. 168 00:09:05.000 --> 00:09:09.279 Uh. I was like, mister mister Dennery, good pool on 169 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:13.679 the name that's I was like, mister Dennery. You know, 170 00:09:13.840 --> 00:09:18.159 I really like what we were learning about. I did, 171 00:09:18.360 --> 00:09:20.360 I did this. I was pathetic because it was getting 172 00:09:20.559 --> 00:09:22.080 I think it was getting less than sees. 173 00:09:22.360 --> 00:09:24.080 I was the one statement. 174 00:09:25.279 --> 00:09:27.960 Call the slave talk. Maybe we could organize like an 175 00:09:28.000 --> 00:09:30.360 auction in class. How would you feel about it, that, 176 00:09:30.399 --> 00:09:34.200 mister mock auction. Hey, I'm just trying to fulfill the 177 00:09:34.360 --> 00:09:38.000 requirements of my parole. Okay, all right, goodbye. 178 00:09:38.919 --> 00:09:43.159 Take it to the principal. Yeah. Yeah, he was a 179 00:09:43.200 --> 00:09:46.159 fucking piece of shit. But yeah, all of our teachers 180 00:09:46.159 --> 00:09:48.440 in high school pieces of shit. Do you remember teach 181 00:09:49.120 --> 00:09:52.039 big fat lady with all the liver spots and moles 182 00:09:52.120 --> 00:09:55.120 and skin tags, You guys knew her. 183 00:09:55.519 --> 00:09:58.440 I never had a right Yeah, I mean kind of. 184 00:09:58.799 --> 00:09:59.840 She took up half the hall. 185 00:10:00.440 --> 00:10:03.679 But yeah, well dude, yeah, she literally looked like Kirby. 186 00:10:04.200 --> 00:10:07.600 She was like two sticks with just a pink ball 187 00:10:07.679 --> 00:10:10.559 on top. It was fucking wild. But yeah, that was 188 00:10:10.600 --> 00:10:14.399 another situation where it was like one teacher I think 189 00:10:14.440 --> 00:10:17.679 got fired and then the next one quit and then 190 00:10:17.679 --> 00:10:19.879 we got Teach and I it was another one of 191 00:10:19.919 --> 00:10:22.440 those things. It's like, where did this fucking lady come from? 192 00:10:23.759 --> 00:10:27.600 It really was like a mister Holland's Opus meets one 193 00:10:27.720 --> 00:10:29.679 eight seven type situation. 194 00:10:30.039 --> 00:10:32.919 You know, what's the other one? What's the Summer School? 195 00:10:33.000 --> 00:10:34.000 You ever see that flick? 196 00:10:35.240 --> 00:10:37.480 Was that goy like Craig T. Nelson or something. I 197 00:10:37.559 --> 00:10:38.840 don't I think it's got. 198 00:10:38.679 --> 00:10:43.960 The guy from one of those Academy snow n CIS 199 00:10:44.000 --> 00:10:47.159 shows or something, but it was the same thing. He 200 00:10:47.279 --> 00:10:48.639 was basically oh Mark. 201 00:10:49.000 --> 00:10:51.759 Oh yeah, dude, this movie. Yeah, and then there's a 202 00:10:51.919 --> 00:10:56.519 fucking sequel, Ski School. These movies are trash, yes, but 203 00:10:56.639 --> 00:11:00.879 cire loved fun. No, these are great. Yeah yeah, Like 204 00:11:01.320 --> 00:11:05.120 this is a style of comedy that's tragically gone out 205 00:11:05.120 --> 00:11:08.600 of fashion with the me too movement. Like these these 206 00:11:08.679 --> 00:11:13.200 movies like The Porky's American Pie. You know movies where 207 00:11:13.240 --> 00:11:15.600 guys like get the fuck off the licks of peanut 208 00:11:15.639 --> 00:11:18.639 butter off their dick and then they fuck a pie 209 00:11:18.720 --> 00:11:22.080 and then at the end every guy loses the virginity 210 00:11:22.159 --> 00:11:26.559 to like a seventeen year old soon to be supermodel. Like, 211 00:11:26.600 --> 00:11:29.720 these are great films, and I think women really did 212 00:11:29.720 --> 00:11:33.080 a disservice to us by reporting all that sexual assault, 213 00:11:33.159 --> 00:11:35.200 because now we can't watch these movies anymore. 214 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:39.720 Movies have definitely declined since the Me Too movement. Everything 215 00:11:39.799 --> 00:11:42.519 is too pussy now even before that, though, I don't 216 00:11:42.519 --> 00:11:47.279 even think you can make super band nowadays. Really, yeah, girl, 217 00:11:47.320 --> 00:11:50.120 I feel like leg and. 218 00:11:50.840 --> 00:11:52.879 I feel like when the creators of the film are 219 00:11:53.039 --> 00:11:59.320 super like white Knidish, you know, cucks, when they're like, 220 00:11:59.559 --> 00:12:01.480 what is that Jonah Hill thing where he's like, I 221 00:12:01.960 --> 00:12:05.120 can't believe I said the f slur because it's the 222 00:12:05.159 --> 00:12:10.279 most heinous atrocity the Holocaust. Those guys usually get a 223 00:12:10.320 --> 00:12:12.879 pass on a lot of jokes that we don't. 224 00:12:13.000 --> 00:12:16.879 Those guys don't matrix guys jokes anymore, not twenty twenty four, 225 00:12:17.080 --> 00:12:19.360 unless they put it behind animation. 226 00:12:21.320 --> 00:12:21.519 Yeah. 227 00:12:22.200 --> 00:12:24.919 I figured that equation out like a long time ago. 228 00:12:25.200 --> 00:12:28.159 And now, like Seth Roger, I bet you there's gonna 229 00:12:28.200 --> 00:12:31.399 be some jokes that are non PC in this Sausage 230 00:12:31.440 --> 00:12:33.679 Party TV show that's coming out or. 231 00:12:33.600 --> 00:12:34.960 That's coming out that's a thing. 232 00:12:35.200 --> 00:12:36.600 Oh yeah, you didn't know about that. 233 00:12:37.399 --> 00:12:38.559 I liked Sausage Party. 234 00:12:38.559 --> 00:12:39.120 I liked it too. 235 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:44.000 The grape soda rapes the fucking bagel or whatever. That 236 00:12:44.159 --> 00:12:44.799 was a good movie. 237 00:12:44.879 --> 00:12:47.679 I think when the grape soda punches the bagel that's 238 00:12:47.720 --> 00:12:50.000 walking down the street in a minute in New York 239 00:12:50.639 --> 00:12:54.120 and then they fucking reported as a hate crime. Uh, 240 00:12:55.159 --> 00:12:58.600 but it gets looked at one way. What was I 241 00:12:58.679 --> 00:13:01.639 gonna pull up here? Oh? You said you were watching 242 00:13:01.639 --> 00:13:04.759 another show. And let me tell you, the last four 243 00:13:04.879 --> 00:13:08.320 days have been a fucking blur to me because I 244 00:13:08.360 --> 00:13:11.600 decided to take off the Friday. Yeah, pretty much, but 245 00:13:11.759 --> 00:13:15.480 not like anything cool. It was basically like Jen was 246 00:13:15.519 --> 00:13:20.440 like I don't want to take my percocets anymore or whatever. 247 00:13:20.480 --> 00:13:23.440 She got, Well, she get hydro codone she got and 248 00:13:23.480 --> 00:13:24.279 I was like, all right. 249 00:13:24.240 --> 00:13:24.960 I has some. 250 00:13:25.279 --> 00:13:26.960 I'll take you. Yeah, I'll take them if you don't. 251 00:13:27.000 --> 00:13:29.200 But she's like, I don't want to take them anymore. 252 00:13:29.720 --> 00:13:32.440 And I was like okay, And I got this vape 253 00:13:32.440 --> 00:13:35.159 pen from the store. I was like, try this. You know, 254 00:13:35.279 --> 00:13:38.120 it's fucking wee whatever, Like she's still in pain. 255 00:13:38.000 --> 00:13:41.240 But you had her vape the hydro codone pills. 256 00:13:41.559 --> 00:13:45.320 Yeah, yeah, I bust the live resin or whatever else, 257 00:13:45.320 --> 00:13:48.679 and I just I crush up a hydro codon, I 258 00:13:48.720 --> 00:13:52.840 cook it try this, it's better. So no, no, no, 259 00:13:52.879 --> 00:13:54.639 she's just like, I don't want to take those pills, 260 00:13:54.679 --> 00:13:57.240 like they don't make her feel good, she feels nauseous 261 00:13:57.279 --> 00:13:57.639 on them. 262 00:13:57.720 --> 00:14:00.080 Whatever, She got to take more for that. 263 00:14:00.200 --> 00:14:03.279 So if anyone needs a ball forty prove hurt me? 264 00:14:03.399 --> 00:14:05.120 Oh uh, just kidding. 265 00:14:05.159 --> 00:14:10.039 That'll last a whole weekend, not for already laying. Oh yeah, 266 00:14:10.080 --> 00:14:12.799 he probably. I mean does he have a nose still? 267 00:14:13.080 --> 00:14:17.000 I don't believe so no, yeah, Like he parties like 268 00:14:17.039 --> 00:14:17.799 no other was it. 269 00:14:17.799 --> 00:14:21.440 It fucking nuts when guys like rush Limball or were like, 270 00:14:21.480 --> 00:14:23.799 you know, I would take sixty five viken ins a day. 271 00:14:23.840 --> 00:14:27.120 It's how Yeah, how does that work? That's the tolerance, 272 00:14:27.159 --> 00:14:27.879 and it's wild. 273 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:30.879 I understand that's like, you're right, You're one hundred percent right. 274 00:14:31.039 --> 00:14:35.519 I'm just saying, realistically, how does that fucking work? 275 00:14:35.679 --> 00:14:39.919 Dude? Man? I honestly, I when I think about alcohol, 276 00:14:39.960 --> 00:14:42.440 I had a friend in the Marine Corps die from 277 00:14:42.559 --> 00:14:47.879 alcohol poisoning. Hitman. He he had been drinking just all day. 278 00:14:47.919 --> 00:14:50.639 This was on Christmas leave, my first year in the Marines, 279 00:14:51.159 --> 00:14:52.919 so he had been just he had been home with 280 00:14:52.960 --> 00:14:57.879 his family on Christmas Eve, just drinking drinking, like partying. 281 00:14:57.960 --> 00:15:01.360 He'd gone like different places to different houses, different parties, 282 00:15:01.759 --> 00:15:04.159 and he had been drinking like ever clear. He was 283 00:15:04.159 --> 00:15:07.399 like a Southerner all day. And then he went home 284 00:15:07.440 --> 00:15:10.159 and he was drinking Margarita's and he stayed up real late, 285 00:15:10.600 --> 00:15:13.200 and then he went to bed and I don't think 286 00:15:13.559 --> 00:15:15.519 he didn't throw up or anything. And then the next 287 00:15:15.600 --> 00:15:17.519 morning his parents went to go wake him up and 288 00:15:17.559 --> 00:15:20.080 he was fucking dead. And he was like twenty three, 289 00:15:20.200 --> 00:15:21.200 you know, really young. 290 00:15:21.440 --> 00:15:24.559 Was he vaccinated? I'm just kidding. 291 00:15:24.639 --> 00:15:28.039 I know this was, yeah, but there was no COVID vaccine. Yeah. Yeah, 292 00:15:28.080 --> 00:15:30.360 it was like seventeen years ago. Now how long have 293 00:15:30.399 --> 00:15:32.120 we been out of high school? That's when this was 294 00:15:32.840 --> 00:15:37.279 Oh sick, eighteen years Oh my god, that's disgusting. I 295 00:15:37.320 --> 00:15:41.519 hate it anyway. So yeah, when I think about the 296 00:15:41.639 --> 00:15:44.840 amount of alcohol I used to put down after just 297 00:15:44.879 --> 00:15:50.360 a year of drinking every single day, I wonder if 298 00:15:50.679 --> 00:15:53.879 what happened to Pittman is just because he had he 299 00:15:53.960 --> 00:15:55.960 was just going so hard and he had never done 300 00:15:56.000 --> 00:15:58.840 it before. That's because I just drank and drank and 301 00:15:58.919 --> 00:16:02.320 drank and drank vodka for days straight and didn't eat 302 00:16:02.360 --> 00:16:05.039 food and somehow I made it. You know. 303 00:16:05.200 --> 00:16:08.919 They say so many addicts die when they come back 304 00:16:09.120 --> 00:16:12.960 from rehab and stuff because their tolerance is now like 305 00:16:13.080 --> 00:16:15.720 zero and they go back to doing the amount they 306 00:16:15.759 --> 00:16:24.679 don't know. So I always thought my brother died from fentanyl, 307 00:16:25.879 --> 00:16:31.320 but it wasn't. It was cocaine and heroin, yeah and 308 00:16:31.600 --> 00:16:36.879 day yeah yeah yeah, But it was after he had 309 00:16:36.919 --> 00:16:39.679 been cleaned for a while. So I always wonder if 310 00:16:39.679 --> 00:16:42.559 it was he just took too much more than his 311 00:16:42.639 --> 00:16:44.600 tolerance and it just gave out. I don't know if 312 00:16:44.600 --> 00:16:45.799 it was hard, just I don't know what it is. 313 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:49.080 It's a bummer. I don't talk about that, but yeah, 314 00:16:49.159 --> 00:16:51.559 the tolerance thing is so weird, and then how they 315 00:16:51.639 --> 00:16:54.799 build it up. But like even just I can't picture 316 00:16:54.879 --> 00:16:57.679 taking eighty vitamins in a day. I feel like I 317 00:16:57.720 --> 00:16:59.399 would throw up, man, Like. 318 00:16:59.360 --> 00:17:01.720 I feel like it would make me constipated, like it 319 00:17:01.840 --> 00:17:02.399 and does do that? 320 00:17:02.519 --> 00:17:07.720 Yeah yeah, oh man, I bet he didn't shit for months. 321 00:17:07.960 --> 00:17:11.039 Oh. That's a huge problem with opiate addicts is they 322 00:17:11.079 --> 00:17:15.119 have like they get hooked on laxatives and they have 323 00:17:15.200 --> 00:17:17.440 fecal impaction. So they got to go get all their 324 00:17:17.480 --> 00:17:20.200 shit cleaned out of their asshole because it's all packed 325 00:17:20.200 --> 00:17:24.440 in there like like shit, yeah, well the ten pounds 326 00:17:24.480 --> 00:17:26.400 of it, the five pound asshole. 327 00:17:26.119 --> 00:17:32.000 The the uh. The opioid crisis is so bad. I'm 328 00:17:32.000 --> 00:17:36.200 now seeing pharma commercials for like do you have to shit? 329 00:17:36.759 --> 00:17:39.160 Or do you have to do? You feel like you 330 00:17:39.319 --> 00:17:42.640 don't have to shit, but you really should because it's 331 00:17:42.680 --> 00:17:46.000 been weeks. And it's for like people who are opioid 332 00:17:46.039 --> 00:17:49.119 dependent or whatever it is. I don't know, man, it's fucked. 333 00:17:49.880 --> 00:17:53.279 It's not for the old people who are incontinent. No, 334 00:17:53.319 --> 00:17:53.880 it's no. 335 00:17:54.000 --> 00:17:57.359 It's specifically marketed for people who take opioids. And I 336 00:17:57.400 --> 00:17:59.960 think they say, do you take opioids for chronic pain? 337 00:18:00.680 --> 00:18:04.039 But I understand that, but that's all pain is chronic. 338 00:18:04.079 --> 00:18:05.319 If you're sad about it. 339 00:18:05.319 --> 00:18:09.720 That's a good point. So the last four days where blur, 340 00:18:09.880 --> 00:18:13.599 we did, however, watch a show. I don't mean to 341 00:18:13.680 --> 00:18:16.519 insult you because I am talking about people who watch 342 00:18:16.559 --> 00:18:20.640 reality TV here, but as I've been editing this season 343 00:18:20.640 --> 00:18:23.559 and going deeper, Jen sits like you know, on the 344 00:18:23.559 --> 00:18:26.440 other side of the room, and she just watches true 345 00:18:26.480 --> 00:18:29.880 crime shit all day, like all day long, just true 346 00:18:31.359 --> 00:18:33.880 So she went down to take a shower, and I 347 00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:36.359 was all fucked up just from my vape. 348 00:18:36.640 --> 00:18:37.039 And. 349 00:18:38.720 --> 00:18:44.440 I put on America's Sweethearts the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, a 350 00:18:44.519 --> 00:18:48.640 show on netfat. She came back up and she goes, 351 00:18:49.519 --> 00:18:51.599 what are we watching? I go, I don't know. I 352 00:18:51.680 --> 00:18:54.079 was trying to rop my fucking brain like you do 353 00:18:54.240 --> 00:18:58.200 with shit like this, and then she goes, no, it's fine. 354 00:18:58.279 --> 00:19:02.599 I said, no, it's for dumb people. But the show 355 00:19:02.720 --> 00:19:06.839 was not terrible. It was somewhat They're all I. 356 00:19:06.920 --> 00:19:10.640 Like how these girls are are all like basically just 357 00:19:11.200 --> 00:19:15.039 trash and whoores, but they think they're real poised and professional. 358 00:19:15.119 --> 00:19:18.039 See, I don't you gotta watch it, man, That's why 359 00:19:18.160 --> 00:19:19.839 Jacks really got into it. 360 00:19:20.079 --> 00:19:22.920 Okay, I'm just playing with you, man. I watched the cuts. 361 00:19:22.960 --> 00:19:26.039 I watched the thunderstruck routine. 362 00:19:26.240 --> 00:19:28.319 See, I don't know if you were kidding because I 363 00:19:28.359 --> 00:19:30.480 went into it with I mean, I know you are. 364 00:19:30.519 --> 00:19:32.279 Now I'm saying I didn't know if you were kidding 365 00:19:32.319 --> 00:19:34.200 because I went into it with the same mindset. I 366 00:19:34.240 --> 00:19:36.880 was like, yo, I bet these girls are pigs. I 367 00:19:36.920 --> 00:19:40.119 bet they teach them how to dance bubbah and no, 368 00:19:40.640 --> 00:19:44.279 like these women, these pigs they are still like. 369 00:19:44.279 --> 00:19:47.119 The Navy Seals of chick stuff. 370 00:19:47.319 --> 00:19:49.039 Yeah, they kind of do their ship. 371 00:19:49.319 --> 00:19:51.759 The Navy Seals are the Navy Seals of guy stuff 372 00:19:51.839 --> 00:19:54.640 because they kill and kick ass. This is the Navy 373 00:19:54.680 --> 00:19:58.720 Seals of chicks stuff because it's girly and makeup and 374 00:19:58.839 --> 00:20:03.160 hair and dance right exactly, girl shit, yeah, girl shit. 375 00:20:04.119 --> 00:20:08.799 A bat lady. The main lady is a fucking bitch man. 376 00:20:09.039 --> 00:20:12.720 Yeah, but wasn't she a cowboy bitch from the eighty 377 00:20:12.920 --> 00:20:15.359 seven to the ninety nine or something. She was like 378 00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:16.279 the best one. 379 00:20:16.400 --> 00:20:18.720 I don't know, she was the best one, but nepotism 380 00:20:18.759 --> 00:20:21.240 definitely played a role. I would agree with you. Yes, 381 00:20:21.279 --> 00:20:24.119 she is there because of that. God damn. How hot 382 00:20:24.200 --> 00:20:24.960 is it there. 383 00:20:25.920 --> 00:20:29.720 Here in Reno? Yeah, let's find out on my weather 384 00:20:29.799 --> 00:20:32.880 app because I like to know the official number. 385 00:20:33.000 --> 00:20:35.920 I was just wondering, when did you find anymore armpits? 386 00:20:36.000 --> 00:20:39.000 Go for a swim? You are soaked, man. 387 00:20:39.079 --> 00:20:39.359 Am I? 388 00:20:39.640 --> 00:20:40.519 Yeah? A little bit? 389 00:20:41.839 --> 00:20:44.759 Ah, dude, it's just my fucking tit sweat. 390 00:20:44.799 --> 00:20:45.680 They wrap up. 391 00:20:46.039 --> 00:20:47.119 You lost all this weight? 392 00:20:47.599 --> 00:20:49.880 No one knows. Before I even met you, you used 393 00:20:49.880 --> 00:20:52.480 to have giant tits that went down to your knees. 394 00:20:52.519 --> 00:20:54.799 It was a medical anomaly, and then you lost some 395 00:20:54.880 --> 00:20:57.119 weight and you were able to tuck them. But now 396 00:20:57.160 --> 00:20:58.440 they fall to your sides. 397 00:20:58.519 --> 00:21:02.119 I understand them in my armpits, and nobody sees them 398 00:21:02.200 --> 00:21:05.599 dangling my shirt. I have to walk around with my 399 00:21:06.319 --> 00:21:09.000 arms clenched all the way to my fucking chest like this. 400 00:21:09.160 --> 00:21:10.880 They don't fucking fall out. 401 00:21:12.039 --> 00:21:18.000