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<v Speaker 1>One one with Lynch Intaco and this would be Orlando's

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<v Speaker 1>still a couple more weeks to go. In our Rock

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<v Speaker 1>the Bank cash giveaways Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>We give out keywords. You enter at the website.

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<v Speaker 1>You begin in Northern California. I've got one less straggler

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<v Speaker 1>of a Halloween.

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<v Speaker 2>Related story here, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, guy gets pulled over by police in Northern California

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<v Speaker 1>for doing ninety miles an hour and a fifty. They

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<v Speaker 1>pull him over and they also suspect that he had

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<v Speaker 1>had a few, so they get him out of the

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<v Speaker 1>car to uh, you know, put him through the paces.

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<v Speaker 1>He was in his Halloween costume. He was dressed in

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<v Speaker 1>an orange Department of Corrections jumpsuit.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, no.

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<v Speaker 1>What what more can I say?

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<v Speaker 2>At this point? Did they even change him when they

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<v Speaker 2>take him to jail?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, I don't. I don't know if he

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<v Speaker 1>had the actual outfit or get up on that would

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<v Speaker 1>be reflective of the local correctional institute that he was

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<v Speaker 1>institution that he was taken to.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's say that he had on an orange one

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<v Speaker 2>and the jumpsuit that he needed that he needed for

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<v Speaker 2>that jail was yellow. That means that when he leaves

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<v Speaker 2>all his personal belongings, he has to get out of

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<v Speaker 2>jail and go from one jumpsuit right back to the next.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that is a correct observation. Oh god, if that's

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<v Speaker 1>not enough, fifty two, that's that's why. Right, So even

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<v Speaker 1>if he hadn't had a few, they probably could have

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<v Speaker 1>taken him. Yeah, yeah, sure, But he said if that

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't enough, what we got to College Station, Texas. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you're going to say he had on handcuffs or

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<v Speaker 1>something too. College Station, Texas. A nineteen year old pulled

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<v Speaker 1>over and arrested under suspicion of DWI at College Station, Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>He is a designated driver driving five other people. Problem

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<v Speaker 1>is this designated driver admitted to having seven beers and

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<v Speaker 1>three shots before he decided to be designated driver. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>there's also a bonus. He ran into a donut shop.

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<v Speaker 2>Where you know, according to the legendary talks, there's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be some officers there.

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<v Speaker 1>Ran into Shipley Donuts. Oh that's a good donut place

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<v Speaker 1>it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they advertise with our stations.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a chain. I would think so because they are here.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard of it. Yeah. Shipley Donuts. Yeah, what's

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<v Speaker 1>their gimmick?

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<v Speaker 2>They're just really good looking, heavy duty donuts. Yeah, Shipley Donuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go. No, don't follow me. I hate when

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<v Speaker 2>the computer says they want to follow me right here, close.

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<v Speaker 1>Enough to run out and get some this morning. Give

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<v Speaker 1>him a try. You've never had a Shipley donut. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never even heard of Shipley Donuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude. Look, oh wait, hold on, that's that's their coffee stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But look right there. Well they had him. Well that's

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<v Speaker 2>why I asked if you had never heard them, because

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<v Speaker 2>they had him in our lounge about two weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Not uh not dialed in on that one.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to stop buying. You cannot admit to being

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<v Speaker 1>ten percent donuts in that department. And I am a

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<v Speaker 1>fat guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I acknowledge that. I don't think. I don't think you

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<v Speaker 2>can say it anymore. You've been lazing away. Jason Kelsey.

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<v Speaker 1>Getting some attention from over the weekend. He was the

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<v Speaker 1>guest prognosticator on College Game Day from Penn State.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said there's one on curry Ford and four thirty

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<v Speaker 2>six just south or south curry Ford, so you can

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<v Speaker 2>stop by their pat.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the opposite direction I go. But thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>the GPS.

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<v Speaker 2>Tip, thinking maybe you'd take a trip that way. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So what did Kelsey do?

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<v Speaker 1>As he was walking to the sets to be on

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<v Speaker 1>college game day from Penn State over the weekend, he

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<v Speaker 1>encountered a heckler who said some unflattering things about his brother,

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<v Speaker 1>included a gay slur that starts with F regarding his

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<v Speaker 1>brother Travis, come on dating Taylor Swift?

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<v Speaker 2>Kelsey, Kelsey, Causey Kelsey, Casey cousin?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I get a fistball? Tusslin?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I get a fist bob?

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<v Speaker 1>That sound? There was Kelsey going over to the dude

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<v Speaker 1>who othered the F word in regards to his other No,

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<v Speaker 1>he knocked his phone out, smashed the guy's phone on

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<v Speaker 1>the ground. Then he proceeded to say three times, who's

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<v Speaker 1>the F now? Who's the F now? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What do they always say? Two wrongs don't make her right? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>M have the video footage of this if you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen it yet, on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know if I want to watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounded bad enough. Just listening to it is a

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<v Speaker 2>stupid The whole thing ridiculous. Somebody said Shipley has the

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<v Speaker 2>best clatches Texas staple. Oh, I've heard of those. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what they're but I've heard of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't heard of those either. Man. I am just

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<v Speaker 1>I am scoring batting zero in pop culture this morning

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<v Speaker 1>in the culinary department.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I'll get you to speed, so I we're partners, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here to help you.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate that taco.

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