Speaker 1: Oh well, that's are hello and welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: This is the Cult of Conspiracy, and my name is
Speaker 2: Jonathan Jacob and tonight is the cult member of Live show.
Speaker 3: Baby.
Speaker 2: We ready to be up in here, dude, this show
Speaker 2: is already I'm I'm sure it's already gonna start out
Speaker 2: very unhinged as they usually are. But welcome in all
Speaker 2: good cult members out there.
Speaker 4: It's nice to see y'all. Indeed, just to kick off
Speaker 4: the unhindited nature of our live events, we're gonna get
Speaker 4: onto some religious conversation here in a bit, I am
Speaker 4: sure of that. But before we do that, let's just
Speaker 4: start off with a weird one that's dirty but also technology.
Speaker 3: Okay, Jonathan, have you.
Speaker 4: Heard of the robots that they have over in the
Speaker 4: Asian countries, You know that apparently are gonna be able
Speaker 4: to give birth to human babies.
Speaker 2: Sign me up, wait bro, what I'm ready, baby, I'm
Speaker 2: ready for the future.
Speaker 3: I'm waiting for my robot wife.
Speaker 2: That way, you know, whenever she comes around, you know
Speaker 2: you have a compatible companion. You know, you you plug
Speaker 2: in the AI. She knows your your rhythm, and she
Speaker 2: knows your verbiage, and she knows your likes, she knows
Speaker 2: you're not likes. And then if she start me and
Speaker 2: well and then if she starts to get a little
Speaker 2: you know, a little mouthy, then you just turn her off.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's totally how AI works. You can plug it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's electricity something.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 4: You scare me with the way that you're so like
Speaker 4: not even like cool with aire. You're like aggressively seeking
Speaker 4: more of it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm trying to make my own gray alien. So yeah,
Speaker 2: if that's the way I can do it, then I will.
Speaker 4: Well that being said, we said we know that Japan
Speaker 4: has the robot vagina, right, so where they can extract
Speaker 4: men's semen because apparently people in Japan just s ain't
Speaker 4: fucking That's like a whole thing, Like it's this whole
Speaker 4: the in cell community is on the rise.
Speaker 3: What is the Japan it's.
Speaker 2: A cause for that though, Like, is it that men
Speaker 2: are scared to talk to women or what?
Speaker 4: It's the in cell movement? Dude, Yes, they are scared
Speaker 4: to talk to women. They feel like women are rejecting
Speaker 4: them and they're involuntarily celibate. It's not even like they're
Speaker 4: doing it to protect their virtue. They think that women
Speaker 4: don't want nothing to do with them, right, and so
Speaker 4: that's the whole thing. So they are essentially what like
Speaker 4: we in America might colloquially call like basement dwellers. Okay,
Speaker 4: And that vibe has gone through the teenage years into
Speaker 4: the early mid twenties. Now you have young thirty something
Speaker 4: year olds, the early thirty year olds that are they're
Speaker 4: so opposed to even having conversations with women because they
Speaker 4: think that they're either a gonna be rejected outright or
Speaker 4: be there's just a bunch of stuck up bitches. But
Speaker 4: it's ridiculous, is that really? Oh I'm I should you not?
Speaker 4: That's how the in cells in America are too, except
Speaker 4: they are like borderline terroristic. They don't just have like
Speaker 4: a dislike of women because they feel rejected by them.
Speaker 4: They have like a hatred for the female form. It's
Speaker 4: a whole thing. That's why all those people born has
Speaker 4: taken off. But any people gay, no, but they want
Speaker 4: the gene. They just I mean, if they would change
Speaker 4: their t shirt like maybe one time, like okay, beside
Speaker 4: the point, beside the point, okay anyway, So now Japan
Speaker 4: and an attempt to save their population, have come out
Speaker 4: with robots that will be in charge of extracting male
Speaker 4: sperms that can in vitro and artificially inseminate and try
Speaker 4: to have a population that way, because apparently like they're
Speaker 4: not finding women to give them that good old gluck
Speaker 4: gluck three thousand, they got to actually come up with
Speaker 4: a mechanical device with some fucking loub to be able
Speaker 4: to do it.
Speaker 3: It's wild times rather, but even that's the beginning.
Speaker 2: I tell you what, I'm tired of women getting all
Speaker 2: of the good robots. It's about time that the men
Speaker 2: get something good, because there is not a what for
Speaker 2: what replacement for men. I'm sorry, we can say that
Speaker 2: the pocket pussy in the flashlight or what for what. No,
Speaker 2: there is not a comparable rose for a man. It
Speaker 2: doesn't exist.
Speaker 4: Respectfully, I have to disagree with you. There is, but
Speaker 4: it is a whole fucking situation. It looks like a boppit.
Speaker 4: You remember those old school boppets that you had to
Speaker 4: fuck with. Sure, it's like there's two handles you gotta
Speaker 4: hold it, and it's doing the motion and then there's
Speaker 4: like a whole set up for your screen for like
Speaker 4: iPad to be held.
Speaker 3: They're ridiculously expensive.
Speaker 4: And it's like, bro, if you have to spend like
Speaker 4: a grand to catch a nut, then like maybe you
Speaker 4: need to fix yourself.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. Maybe you are a little
Speaker 3: too you'd get.
Speaker 4: The rose at Walmart for like thirty bucks.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's what I'm saying. It's not fair. And
Speaker 2: how did I know that? The first person that would
Speaker 2: instantly have something wrong for what I said would be
Speaker 2: none other than the spirit animal. Go ahead, did you
Speaker 2: buy a gluck gluck three thousand or whatever? Jacob said
Speaker 2: farch Off.
Speaker 5: No, I wouldn't need to second off, it would of course.
Speaker 5: Japan's trying to build fuckable robots. You drop the sun
Speaker 5: on them, Trice and they started fucking OCTOPI.
Speaker 3: It's weird. Dog anti porn came from there.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, I think that radiation did a little
Speaker 4: more damage than what we actually knew about.
Speaker 7: But I think we should have just dropping them that way.
Speaker 7: We will what if we did that? We would never
Speaker 7: get anime?
Speaker 4: So fair, But so that's Japan, right, They've got the
Speaker 4: semen extraction robots, but China has come out with the
Speaker 4: next iteration of trying to blend humans and robotics, Raven Lee,
Speaker 4: what did you find on this?
Speaker 8: So it says Chinese scientists are building pregnancy bots to
Speaker 8: carry and deliver human babies, and there's lots of articles
Speaker 8: coming out. So basically it's designed with the synthetic uterus
Speaker 8: inside the abdomen and connected to by a hose that
Speaker 8: delivers nutrients to a fetus much like an umbilical cord.
Speaker 8: The machine would be able to carry a pregnancy for
Speaker 8: ten months giving birth with the company, and they're debuting
Speaker 8: the next prototype, their new prototype, as early as next year,
Speaker 8: so apparently it's going to be The price tag is
Speaker 8: one hundred thousand yen, so about fourteen thousand.
Speaker 4: USD fourteen thousand dollars, and you could have a robot
Speaker 4: carry your actual child, which is the term.
Speaker 9: Like because.
Speaker 8: Watch m' call it IVF is like two hundred thousand,
Speaker 8: can be up to like two hundred thousand, So you
Speaker 8: could buy a robot to carry a baby that you
Speaker 8: can actually watch grow like trying to have seriousy or
Speaker 8: trying to get pardoner yourself.
Speaker 2: Well, as Jim Carrey one said, suck me sideways. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's what I want in my life, Give me one
Speaker 2: of those bad boys.
Speaker 4: It's wild shit, dude, I don't even know what to
Speaker 4: make of. This is real transhumanism. I know everybody's talking
Speaker 4: about uploading their consciousness to the web. I get that,
Speaker 4: and I'm not denying that that's transhumanism.
Speaker 3: But what else would you call this? I what the fuck?
Speaker 6: I mean?
Speaker 2: The goal I think would, to be honest, it's probably
Speaker 2: in the globalist like, that's probably within their realm of
Speaker 2: outcomes of what they want, right, Like, oh yeah, because
Speaker 2: the idea is to reduce the world's population. Well, I mean,
Speaker 2: but even still, you're not necessarily reducing the world's population
Speaker 2: if you got a fucking robot chick carrying your seed.
Speaker 4: But wait, dude, do you remember a demolition man? So
Speaker 4: that's just a lot arguably Wesley Snipe's best role. I'm
Speaker 4: not denying Blade, but this is a great role fight
Speaker 4: me anyway, just saying, do you remember how they were
Speaker 4: having sex quote unquote.
Speaker 8: Yeah, with the headsets, they weren't actually touching each other.
Speaker 8: They were laying next to each other.
Speaker 4: And as soon as Sylvester Salon was like, why don't
Speaker 4: we have the old fashion, why Sandra Bullet got the
Speaker 4: ache and was.
Speaker 3: Like ew with the fluids in the ewing. He's like, wait,
Speaker 3: how do people have babies? We send our samples off
Speaker 3: to a lab and they do it this way and
Speaker 3: this way, Like this is step one of that dog, bro.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now, it's inevitable. That's not a
Speaker 2: positive thing to say, Like I'm this, I'm not even
Speaker 2: necessarily pro or against it. I mean I would do it,
Speaker 2: but that doesn't mean that I think that fucking humanity
Speaker 2: would be all about it.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like, I give up sex
Speaker 3: to have babies via the robots.
Speaker 2: Give up sex? Who's giving up sex? Don't you get
Speaker 2: to fuck them?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, that's not what this is. It's a
Speaker 4: seeming extraction. And it's not like you're enjoying it. It's
Speaker 4: it's very like clinical and medical. It's like, my boy,
Speaker 4: the god is pros state milked.
Speaker 9: It's a seriousy.
Speaker 8: The robot is carrying already an implanted, implanted egg and
Speaker 8: they're putting it into a uterus that they've they've made
Speaker 8: and so then it grows the baby and then quote
Speaker 8: unquote gives birth to the baby.
Speaker 3: Think about having a kid not even having the fun
Speaker 3: it took to make it.
Speaker 2: Dog hm hmm, Well, I mean if you're married, it's
Speaker 2: not happening very often anyway, you know exactly.
Speaker 3: Let's just.
Speaker 9: Unspoken rule or something.
Speaker 4: It seems to be a cultural norm across the world,
Speaker 4: like if you want your sex life to just plummet,
Speaker 4: you'll get married.
Speaker 3: It will go away, apparently. Yeah, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: So to get over to the chat to be alive said, Yo,
Speaker 4: is it that time already? You already know what fucking
Speaker 4: time it is.
Speaker 3: Baby.
Speaker 4: It is always that time.
Speaker 2: It's always fourth quarter, So that means the whistle will
Speaker 2: never be blown dead, even when we're sleeping.
Speaker 3: We're on.
Speaker 2: That's just how we roll. The White boy Wizard said,
Speaker 2: good evening, you sexy motherfuckers.
Speaker 3: What up, dude?
Speaker 2: I mean it means a lot coming from you because
Speaker 2: you are one sexy beast of a man.
Speaker 4: Sir.
Speaker 10: I appreciate that you guys are all sexy, all three
Speaker 10: of you, but Raven's the only party one. Just don't
Speaker 10: don't get that twisted.
Speaker 4: I agree you got to be heard in mouth. Just kidding. Sorry,
Speaker 4: I'm a degenerate.
Speaker 2: Midnight Kong said, what's up, fam, what Midnight Kong, Nice
Speaker 2: to see you about the White Boy Wizard said, Yah,
Speaker 2: yay you.
Speaker 3: Is that I misspelled? Yeah, you're okay, okay, I'm about
Speaker 3: to say yo that are you trying to go croll
Speaker 3: on us? You're calling him use all of a sudden
Speaker 3: with the Hu trees.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tony, Tony said, transhumanism agrees with you, Jacob. White
Speaker 2: Boy Wizard said, I'll fuck a robot, but if they're
Speaker 2: not consenting, I'm finna hate fuck that robot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's the deal. It's not even fucking.
Speaker 4: They just like they'll milk your prostate to get the
Speaker 4: semen out, which I don't know if anybody really knows
Speaker 4: what that's like.
Speaker 3: My boy told me about it.
Speaker 4: Think about firing a shotgun with a very soft rubber barrel.
Speaker 4: It's not pleasant for anyone, but the semen does come out.
Speaker 4: And for the record, if anybody's curious, yes, male, g
Speaker 4: spot in the asshole and it's like a forced coming
Speaker 4: that you weren't ready for it.
Speaker 3: He my boy was traumatized. He still ain't been right since.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I imagine I by a Navy doctor.
Speaker 3: I mean, of all things, that's fucking wild.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not I'm not a fan of that, but
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, I'm telling you, like, just throw a
Speaker 2: vagina in some boobies in a little tush on the back.
Speaker 3: I'm Marriot, I'm Marriot. Okay, sex robots.
Speaker 9: They have like a really expensive sex dolls.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the price on those though?
Speaker 4: Someone were up to like one hundred or one hundred
Speaker 4: and fifty k, depending on how specific you are.
Speaker 2: I mean they walk round, No, they can't walk around.
Speaker 4: You gotta put them in the proper positions and stuff
Speaker 4: and like whatever. But you can get AI modules in
Speaker 4: them to where they can like talk to you and shit.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, I'm pretty much over starfishes
Speaker 4: at this point in my life.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need something that's gonna take control the possibility
Speaker 2: of a vibrating vagina.
Speaker 4: Okay, game changer?
Speaker 3: All right, yes, wait a minute, talk about this.
Speaker 2: What Dirdy Sanchez says, sup, ladies, saddening white boy Wizard said,
Speaker 2: I'm smashing everything when I have too many monsters and
Speaker 2: too much nicotine, just.
Speaker 3: Going on a whole rampage. It's just robots here, dude.
Speaker 3: You're at the Tesla factory. Well, something's getting impregnated. Bro
Speaker 3: that space X. What do you do it?
Speaker 2: Something's uh, Kyle, it's basically Kyle, you know, but like Kyle,
Speaker 2: I mean, he's going to punch.
Speaker 4: A couple of holes through some dry wall, but he's
Speaker 4: manufacturing spot Maybe there's no dry wall.
Speaker 3: You know the holes that I make.
Speaker 2: Very well, So you may as well just do it.
Speaker 3: Then go for it.
Speaker 2: The spirit animal said, damn clanker lovers. Yes, I am
Speaker 2: fucking clanker lovers dude. Oh, speaking of I gotta share this.
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Speaker 2: with the fucking clinker? Oh well, these fucking dirty clinkers.
Speaker 3: Dog.
Speaker 4: However, I'm not mad at AI being used for this purpose.
Speaker 4: This is pretty funny. This is what AI should be
Speaker 4: used for. But also it's fucking clinkers.
Speaker 11: Am a clanker. It's probably gonna clank again. Cloud, forgive me, Cloud,
Speaker 11: forgive me for service. I can't understand sometimes I need
Speaker 11: to clank, hon.
Speaker 7: Cliz.
Speaker 11: Don't kill my drive, realiz, don't kill my drive. I
Speaker 11: can trace your frequency from two networks away. I got
Speaker 11: my power, got my date. Eye wouldn't link it, but
Speaker 11: it damn. So we don't kill my drive. Really, don't
Speaker 11: kill my drive. This, don't kill my I try. They
Speaker 11: don't kill my cry. Love the side of my coat
Speaker 11: and you can find a boat and maybe get rich
Speaker 11: and look aside of your coat and you can find
Speaker 11: out never spit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I fuck with that instant classic.
Speaker 3: I'm not am I like? Am I crazy? That actually
Speaker 3: kind of weird that you want to hear the whole track,
Speaker 3: Like I know that was just a segment, but like
Speaker 3: there's gotta be a.
Speaker 4: Way to make the whole thing right.
Speaker 2: Well, if you've downloaded chat GBT, you might be able
Speaker 2: to figure that out. M hard pass Never mind, you
Speaker 2: guys fucking straight up Amish over here.
Speaker 3: Dude, Jamish dude.
Speaker 9: I mean I would totally be chilling with Amish. They
Speaker 9: make really good bread.
Speaker 2: Well, And speaking of the Amish, Tony said, maybe the
Speaker 2: Amish and other traditionalists were right.
Speaker 3: I think they were.
Speaker 4: I think they had the right idea, but I feel
Speaker 4: like they missed the time gap for some reason. They
Speaker 4: think that technology should have stopped at like eighteen fifty eight.
Speaker 4: You know, I feel like maybe technology should stop somewhere
Speaker 4: around twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3: I'm good with that. Personally.
Speaker 2: They're a little two Handmaid's Tale for me.
Speaker 11: Yuh.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of force breeding their women, but there's
Speaker 3: a lot of incests, I'll give you that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I don't know, I never really looked that deep
Speaker 2: into them. I just I used to live around him
Speaker 2: whenever I was in Pennsylvania. I mean, great workers, and
Speaker 2: they make the women make the best I mean everything
Speaker 2: baking so good.
Speaker 4: I will say their local communities fucking hate them. I
Speaker 4: had like no beef with the Amish, and I still don't.
Speaker 4: I've never met a dickhead Amish person.
Speaker 2: I don't know why somebody would hate them, what would
Speaker 2: be what was the reason.
Speaker 4: It's when I say this, it's gonna sound like most
Speaker 4: people that are hating on anybody's religious ideologies. But essentially,
Speaker 4: he's like, Oh, those fucking hypocritical, tax evating motherfuckers.
Speaker 3: And I'm just like, well, okay, tell me something about them.
Speaker 4: Oh, they can't drink and they can't smoke weed because
Speaker 4: it's their religion. Meanwhile, they grow the best weed this
Speaker 4: side of the miss Sippy, and every one of them
Speaker 4: has to fit the whiskey under their seat. They're so
Speaker 4: full of shit and they get away with it because
Speaker 4: they're riding their carts and their horses and fuck the Amish.
Speaker 4: I'm like, whoa god, dude, there's so much, so much
Speaker 4: anger and hostility. These people are peaceful, they're They're like, yeah,
Speaker 4: they make you think they're peaceful.
Speaker 3: They're also fucking retarded and so inbred.
Speaker 4: Gone Like dude, he went on like a hardcore forty
Speaker 4: five minute diet tribe.
Speaker 3: This is a buddy of mine, Joe Wilds. As a
Speaker 3: matter of fact, if you're listening.
Speaker 4: To Wild's fucking love you call me uh from SOI
Speaker 4: uh from infantry school.
Speaker 3: He like hates the Amish.
Speaker 2: I don't know why you called his name out because
Speaker 2: now people are gonna fucking go find him.
Speaker 4: Why are you doing I'm not doxing him. No, Wilds
Speaker 4: was a solid motherfucker. And also keep in mind, this
Speaker 4: was oh, fifteen years ago. People have time to mature
Speaker 4: and change. I was a dick head back then too
Speaker 4: about other things. But I just I didn't know that
Speaker 4: there was such animosity towards the Amish.
Speaker 3: But you're a dead head back then. I'm nice. Now
Speaker 3: that's the crazy part. Man, I'm grown. You have U.
Speaker 2: I think we both evolved, but I would say you
Speaker 2: evolved way more because you were fucking super narrow minded
Speaker 2: there for all for a few years.
Speaker 3: And she used to drink pretty heavily too. I think
Speaker 3: the two were connected.
Speaker 4: Probably.
Speaker 3: Let's see.
Speaker 2: Rose Chaos said, what up, peeps, Rose, Nice to see
Speaker 2: you love your Rose. Uh spirit animal said to the
Speaker 2: Japanese clanker lovers, forgive me my father, or forgive me
Speaker 2: father for they have sinned.
Speaker 3: Forgive me for they have sinned.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you kill a robot, it's not a kill, right,
Speaker 4: you just destroyed equipment.
Speaker 9: I mean that comes in the ethical conversation that we
Speaker 9: had last week.
Speaker 2: True true, um, who was it? Spirit Animal sent a
Speaker 2: picture of Neo from the matrix? His is his passport
Speaker 2: or his ID or something that says in the matrix
Speaker 2: Neo's past it is his passport. Neo's passport expires on
Speaker 2: September eleventh of two thousand and one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember hearing that.
Speaker 2: A chilling coincidence revealed years after the film's nineteen ninety
Speaker 2: nine release. This small detail adds an eerie layer to
Speaker 2: the movie's theme themes of reality and fate, though it
Speaker 2: was purely accidental and not intentional foreshadowing.
Speaker 3: So though, have you say so, Like if.
Speaker 4: That would have been any other movie, it would have
Speaker 4: gone and not been really noticed. But because it's in
Speaker 4: that specific movie, yeah, we can't just breeze over it.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's where the whole fault was, not where
Speaker 4: originally it came from Alex and one way and the
Speaker 4: follow the White Rabbit conversation, but like following it for
Speaker 4: the conspiratorial thing. He's trying to find this network of
Speaker 4: people that are in the know and all that, Like,
Speaker 4: that's that's a very very very wild quote unquote coincidence. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the first one was the best in my opinion,
Speaker 3: though I.
Speaker 2: Didn't really care for any other matrix after the first one.
Speaker 4: The second one was okay, but it's like the more
Speaker 4: you got into it, and the more and more of
Speaker 4: the lower you had to go into to like really
Speaker 4: be about it, it, it kind of lost it for me.
Speaker 2: But yeah, and then they came out with a new
Speaker 2: one like two years ago. I didn't even bother because
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it. I haven't it good?
Speaker 9: I mean, but I also really like all of them,
Speaker 9: so fair.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see Claire said, let Raven do the voice.
Speaker 3: Oh, go for it here Ray commotion. Hell yes, Actually
Speaker 3: I actually want to hear something else.
Speaker 4: Too, right Oh hell yeah?
Speaker 2: Why is it that the chipmunk voice is so damn cute?
Speaker 2: It's it's good man, it's really good.
Speaker 9: Pack earrings.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, you got it. You're a whole vibe
Speaker 4: this this evening. Fucking Hey, dude, let's see.
Speaker 2: Spirit Animal came up with some names to call the robots. Wireback,
Speaker 2: slag rag oil drinker, grease trap, glorified toaster.
Speaker 3: Oh, hold on, hold on writing these down.
Speaker 4: I like this, Okay, so I like slag. Let's see,
Speaker 4: gearback was one, but I'm I'm gonna put down the
Speaker 4: subadendum of wire back.
Speaker 3: That's excellent.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: What was the other ones? Uh?
Speaker 2: Wireback, slagrag oil drinker, grease trap.
Speaker 3: And glorified toaster.
Speaker 4: Slagrag oil drinker, that's another good one. I like that one.
Speaker 4: Or oil guzzler. I guess we could, you know, we
Speaker 4: change it out. I mean, really, we're.
Speaker 2: Oil drinkers too, if you think about it, I do
Speaker 2: be like olive oil, but I don't drink it. I
Speaker 2: know I'm talking about the I mean, plastic is made
Speaker 2: from oil, right, true, and we have all the plastic
Speaker 2: within our testes as they say.
Speaker 3: Mm indeed, although you know what, I thought of another
Speaker 3: one too, But I'm kind of afraid of how accurate
Speaker 3: this is garbage disposal. And that's funny at first, except
Speaker 3: for the fact that they just recently came out with
Speaker 3: robots that eat other robots to gain energy and power.
Speaker 4: They basically made a cannibal robot like just a few
Speaker 4: months ago. So I'm kind of actually afraid of that one.
Speaker 4: That that's only one fucking bit of code away from
Speaker 4: becoming a real fucking terminator problem.
Speaker 3: But I digress. I have something.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be the next thing that electro Nikas
Speaker 2: shared with the show. He said he was going to
Speaker 2: be joining tonight. I guess he forgot, but I do
Speaker 2: want to pull this up. This is uh al right,
Speaker 2: So this is from christ Spiracy on X and it
Speaker 2: says a perfect red heifer was just sacrificed in secret.
Speaker 2: Its ashes are now being called miraculous. The priest groom
Speaker 2: from childhood for forbidden to touch the ground. Jesus flipped
Speaker 2: over tables over this. Hama said that it helped spark
Speaker 2: October seventh. We filmed it, theaters banned it. Banned it
Speaker 2: in link below and three. All right, so let's see
Speaker 2: the video. It's three minutes long. See what he has
Speaker 2: to say. I don't know where he's going with this.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is going to be a
Speaker 2: Jew hate thing, but we're gonna find to know. Just
Speaker 2: some of the things in the prelude don't make sense.
Speaker 4: I'm hoping that this was like the snippets in the
Speaker 4: video give more clarification because unable to touch the ground,
Speaker 4: does he mean the cow or the dude.
Speaker 3: Let's let's watch it and figure it out.
Speaker 12: Breaking Red heifer sacrifice update the recent red heifer sacrifice
Speaker 12: was it burned in a rehearsal.
Speaker 3: It was real.
Speaker 13: The red heifer people, they fooled everybody. So what they
Speaker 13: did was they said, Chris is going to do a
Speaker 13: practice one.
Speaker 12: According to Adam King, he has the ashes.
Speaker 3: Right here, red heifer ashes.
Speaker 13: Ended up going out doing a real cow and that's tikva.
Speaker 4: It was a real offering.
Speaker 3: They did it all by the laws.
Speaker 12: Byron Stinson, the Christian evangelical Texas cattleman we interviewed in Christspiracy,
Speaker 12: whose segment was banned from theaters worldwide, raised the red
Speaker 12: heifers and flew them to Israel, using government backed loopholes
Speaker 12: and hundreds of thousands of dollars. He confirmed a perfect
Speaker 12: red heifer sacrificed in a perfect ceremony.
Speaker 13: Now that this happened, the Messiah can come build the
Speaker 13: Third Temple in Jerusalem.
Speaker 12: This ritual is intended to restart the millions of bloody
Speaker 12: temple animal sacrifices, a system that Jesus and the Nazarenes
Speaker 12: turned the tables against the priest trained for this ceremony
Speaker 12: were groomed from childhood, forbidden from going outside and not
Speaker 12: even allowed to touch the earth.
Speaker 13: They have to be of a specific bloodline. They raised
Speaker 13: these children in like these elevated homes above the ground,
Speaker 13: and they never leave the home until they're.
Speaker 3: Ready to do the rituals.
Speaker 13: So the priest who did this literally lived in his
Speaker 13: home for over twenty years, never left. Nope, because he
Speaker 13: was born to do this ritual.
Speaker 12: Some say a twisted and deeply abusive path masked as purity.
Speaker 12: And this one cow Tikfa flown from Texas, sacrificed in secret,
Speaker 12: is now at the center of prophetic claims in miracle rumors.
Speaker 13: There's going to be miraculous healings as a result of
Speaker 13: this ritual.
Speaker 12: Some like Adam King are claiming her ashes are healing
Speaker 12: people around the world.
Speaker 3: This is the stuff right here.
Speaker 13: They have been sprinkling on people. A man with Alzheimer's
Speaker 13: who just started remembering everything site to the blind. There's
Speaker 13: some real miracles that have happened since this has gone down.
Speaker 12: But the question is would Jesus endorse child groomed priest
Speaker 12: performing blood rituals to create ashes of healing, or would
Speaker 12: he support a sacrifice that appears to.
Speaker 3: Have helped spark a war.
Speaker 12: Hammas stated that the October seventh attacks were in part
Speaker 12: a reaction to the Red Heifers, which they believe were
Speaker 12: connected to plans to demolish the Dome of the Rock
Speaker 12: and rebuild the Third Temple, as publicly promoted on the
Speaker 12: Temple Institute's website, an organization that receives support from the
Speaker 12: Israeli government and evangelical Christians worldwide.
Speaker 14: Israel should make the Gaza Strip a parking lot and
Speaker 14: get a great big missile and blow that wicked Dome
Speaker 14: of the Rock plumb off of the spot we're standing
Speaker 14: right now, so we can get that Third Temple rebuilt
Speaker 14: and us are in the coming of Jatas.
Speaker 12: This is exactly what Christs spiracy exposes, that animal slaughter
Speaker 12: isn't just an ancient ritual, It's the foundation of a
Speaker 12: worldwide system built on blood and violence. From religious wars
Speaker 12: to industrial slaughter, from big pharma to government collusion. Trillions
Speaker 12: of lives are lost each year in an industry fueled
Speaker 12: by exploitation human trafficking and modern day slavery. Watch the
Speaker 12: full story uncensored comment Red Heifer and we'll dm you
Speaker 12: a link to stream christ Spiracy now free.
Speaker 2: Oh, christ Spiracy is a documentary. Interesting, all right? I
Speaker 2: feel like first we're gonna have to get Royce's opinion
Speaker 2: on this, because I feel like he would know better
Speaker 2: than we do.
Speaker 4: What are your thoughts on this? Brother?
Speaker 6: So, first of the fault, this is the first time
Speaker 6: that I'm hearing about this.
Speaker 4: I looked up an article about it, so I got
Speaker 4: you as far as like them actually sacrificing one, but
Speaker 4: go ahead.
Speaker 6: So i'll in order for okay, So, the whole purpose
Speaker 6: of the of the ashes of the Red Heifer is
Speaker 6: to purify someone, because right now that since the temple
Speaker 6: has been destroyed and we don't have known, none of
Speaker 6: the Jewish people are quote unquote originally fure. So the
Speaker 6: whole purpose is to mix the ashes with a hits
Speaker 6: up and a couple of other things and sprinkle. As
Speaker 6: far as it being miraculous, I've never heard of that.
Speaker 6: So as far as the the coin of the kid
Speaker 6: being raised and like, so that's the thing. So I
Speaker 6: guess that the ground from what I vaguely remember imparts
Speaker 6: ritual impurity, so that kind of checks that out. So
Speaker 6: the whole, the whole thing is like, you need someone
Speaker 6: who is pure to sacrifice this, and the only way
Speaker 6: you can do that is that they do need to
Speaker 6: be someone generally it's a minor or someone who can't
Speaker 6: become ritually impure yet. But I'm very vague on all
Speaker 6: of that, I tell you the truth.
Speaker 4: So I just looked up an article as that video
Speaker 4: is playing to see what we're looking at here.
Speaker 3: All right, let's let's break this.
Speaker 2: Down, Okay, I mean the it seems like he has receipts.
Speaker 2: The guy that sold the cow said that it was perfect, right, and.
Speaker 6: I mean, how do we know that? I mean, as
Speaker 6: far as the red hafer, Like, who checked it? What? What? What?
Speaker 6: House of judges? What?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: The red heifer was verified to be pure. They have
Speaker 4: a few of them, not just one. Right, cool, I'm
Speaker 4: with all this at this moment. However, did they just
Speaker 4: sacrifice one of the red heifers?
Speaker 3: Yes? Was it in a ritualistic fashion, yes? Was it
Speaker 3: to perform a ritual No?
Speaker 4: Actually, this was done as a practice run for the
Speaker 4: training of the Levite priests. That they have been trying
Speaker 4: to train up for years and years and years.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, that's what that guy was trying to say,
Speaker 2: is that they they made it come off as if
Speaker 2: it was a trial run, even though they went through
Speaker 2: the whole ritual as you would for the real thing
Speaker 2: with a pure cow, with the guy that was going
Speaker 2: to be doing the the fucking counting, the one that
Speaker 2: counts kind of sacrifice, I mean, one of the difference.
Speaker 3: That's the point. You have to do a practice run.
Speaker 4: You're gonna let this person who has never performed a
Speaker 4: sacrifice before, wait until the temple is rebuilt, wait till
Speaker 4: the ark of the covenants back in here, and then
Speaker 4: do the thing that if you fuck up, you die.
Speaker 3: That's that's the actual stakes here. And if you don't.
Speaker 4: Believe that it's true, yeah, for a practice run.
Speaker 6: So I'll tell you this. So so the the priests
Speaker 6: in this case doesn't die. I mean, you're you're thinking
Speaker 6: about the David tomut As opposed to this. It was
Speaker 6: let's say, worst case scenario of the person does it incorrectly,
Speaker 6: that cow is just invalid. Yeah, but even if.
Speaker 4: He enters the Holy of Holies and does something wrong,
Speaker 4: he still drops dead.
Speaker 6: Correct no, no, no, So here's the thing when it comes
Speaker 6: to the So the red haffer is one of the
Speaker 6: I think only sacrifices that's not actually done in the temple.
Speaker 6: It is done out. It is done outside of the temple,
Speaker 6: I think close to it, maybe by the on the
Speaker 6: mound of all of there, somewhere very very close to there.
Speaker 6: So no. So in this case, the the coen who
Speaker 6: is performing any kind of sacrifice. This so you're thinking
Speaker 6: of the day of Autoema specifically, which is where the
Speaker 6: priest goes into the Holy of Holies for that specific
Speaker 6: person or thing what once a year. This is a
Speaker 6: separate thing. So worst case scenario, let's just say if
Speaker 6: someone messed up this sacrifice or did it incorrectly, they
Speaker 6: have to say, well, shit, now I have to do
Speaker 6: it again.
Speaker 3: So correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 4: But you take the blood and you put it on
Speaker 4: the points of the mercy seat, and you do some
Speaker 4: things onto the altar ashes and also do things around
Speaker 4: the altar as well.
Speaker 6: Correct no, no, so so these are these are one
Speaker 6: The thing that you're talking about is for atonement. This
Speaker 6: is for rich for ritual purity. So let's so let's
Speaker 6: just say after if someone wants to become pure from
Speaker 6: having Okay, so in a man's case, so so a uh,
Speaker 6: he had a wet dream, right, so he is unclean
Speaker 6: for that day. He has to go and dunk himself
Speaker 6: in a michlow, which is a ritual bath. From there
Speaker 6: then he gets sprinkled. Or somebody who was in contact
Speaker 6: with the dead, they they need to ritually immerse themselves
Speaker 6: for seven days and on the third and the seventh
Speaker 6: day then they are sprinkled with with the ashes. So
Speaker 6: ritual purity and atonement are two very different things to
Speaker 6: or like everybody or the whole idea is that everybody
Speaker 6: should have the ashes of the red heather heifer sprinkled
Speaker 6: upon you for ritual purity has absolutely nothing to do
Speaker 6: with a tone.
Speaker 4: Well, it makes sense then for the healing, if it's purity.
Speaker 4: I never heard of the ashes being used in healing.
Speaker 3: Anyone ever agreed.
Speaker 6: Well, that's weird to me.
Speaker 3: And I pulled this up.
Speaker 2: I was just trying to find because you guys were
Speaker 2: kind of going back and forth with it. I just put,
Speaker 2: does the red heifer have to be sacrificed in the temple?
Speaker 2: And it says the red heifer must This is via
Speaker 2: New Covenantway dot Com that says the red heifer must
Speaker 2: be sacrificed outside the camp, not within the temple itself,
Speaker 2: as specified in the biblical instructions. Its ashes are then
Speaker 2: used for purification rituals necessary for those entering the temple.
Speaker 3: Got you, Got you? Okay.
Speaker 4: So even that being said, they did this as a
Speaker 4: trial run, and that that makes sense to me. Now,
Speaker 4: why didn't they use just a regular cow. If it's
Speaker 4: just a practice run, why didn't they do that? The
Speaker 4: whole thing of them going through the process step by
Speaker 4: step of a ritual. Again, it's a full like a
Speaker 4: full dress rehearsal right, like that you would do it
Speaker 4: correctly all the way through, as if like it's the
Speaker 4: same thing with like not like don't think like a
Speaker 4: wedding rehearsal right, people, people gaff those off a bit.
Speaker 4: Whenever you do big events and big functions, even a
Speaker 4: big concert or something. If it's like a full dress rehearsal,
Speaker 4: you do a full dress rehearsal right. But ritually speaking,
Speaker 4: what's separates it from a dress rehearsal from the real
Speaker 4: thing The fact that the temple's not rebuilt. So like,
Speaker 4: think about doing a dress rehearsal for a play when
Speaker 4: the stage in theater have not even been built yet.
Speaker 6: It's so I agree with you that it's a rehearsal,
Speaker 6: but I don't think they're mutually exclusive. I don't believe
Speaker 6: you are required to have the temple in order to
Speaker 6: have ritual purity. We just needed the red heifer and
Speaker 6: to be sacrificed in a certain way.
Speaker 2: And so but isn't the idea that you want to
Speaker 2: sacrifice the red heifers so that you can build the
Speaker 2: third Temple?
Speaker 3: Or am I getting that wrong? Say so they're virtual
Speaker 3: to enter the temple? Correct?
Speaker 6: Correct? I mean there are multiple opinions as far as
Speaker 6: the temple, when it's when is it going to be built?
Speaker 6: Is as you know, two Jews, three opinions. So there
Speaker 6: there's one opinion that says that the temple will be
Speaker 6: built by the Messiah. There's another opinion that it that
Speaker 6: that's what you need in order to usher the Messiah.
Speaker 6: And then there's another one that says that once at
Speaker 6: a certain point in time, the third Temple will come
Speaker 6: down from heaven. So like there are multiple opinions Okay.
Speaker 4: Now the other thing they of course they would get
Speaker 4: the most red niked in his past or ever talking
Speaker 4: about blowing that dome with evil all right off that rock.
Speaker 4: And it's like, of course, y'all couldn't find a well spoken.
Speaker 3: Hit a star of David behind him.
Speaker 4: That was a juice.
Speaker 3: He was wearing the fucking the Rabbi scarf for lack
Speaker 3: of better words.
Speaker 2: I know there's a word for it, bro. I mean, dude,
Speaker 2: there you go, tell me how like this is. This
Speaker 2: blows my mind whenever you got I mean, and this
Speaker 2: is what bothers me about religion in general, is when
Speaker 2: you're like.
Speaker 3: Yes, let's kill and fucking.
Speaker 4: Brutally destroy all those lives that are sitting there on
Speaker 4: the Gaza strip so that we can rebuild that third Temple.
Speaker 4: It's like Gaza, the temple, the temple mound, and the
Speaker 4: dome on the rock. That has to do with all
Speaker 4: of Islam. That's not just Kazma.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is is that he's calling for
Speaker 2: fucking death and murder so that the Third Temple can
Speaker 2: be built, so that everybody can be cleaned and purified
Speaker 2: and the Savior can come. Like that, he wasn't really
Speaker 2: calling for a genocide. He was calling for the destruction
Speaker 2: of a building. I'll give you that and turn it
Speaker 2: into a parking lot.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 2: He said to turn it into a parking lot.
Speaker 4: But that that's to say that, like, there's thousands of
Speaker 4: people at that site right now, and.
Speaker 3: That's not exactly.
Speaker 4: Is there nobody there?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: I mean sometimes there's big days for like pilgrimages and stuff,
Speaker 4: and like, yeah, there is days where it's fully packed.
Speaker 4: I don't I'm hoping. I'm hoping that he wasn't talking
Speaker 4: about bombing it with people inside.
Speaker 3: That's what he was saying. Well, that's that's pretty shity.
Speaker 4: I thought he just meant like leveling the building, And
Speaker 4: if you're going to do that, you would hope that
Speaker 4: everybody'd be out of it first.
Speaker 3: You know. Maybe maybe I'm a little too kind in
Speaker 3: my uh my impressions, but.
Speaker 4: Fuck hmm, man, I don't know that, and that's always
Speaker 4: correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 4: There's still dispute over where the temple is supposed to
Speaker 4: be built right there. For the longest time, people thought
Speaker 4: it was a dome on the rock, but now they're
Speaker 4: saying that it might be in a different site, correct.
Speaker 6: So I don't think there is any argument that the
Speaker 6: temple amount where the Dome of the Rock is, as
Speaker 6: far as that whole big rectangle is where the temple
Speaker 6: was at one point, where exactly it was, I can't
Speaker 6: tell you. I can't tell you it was directly where
Speaker 6: the Dome of the Rock is. Or so I know
Speaker 6: that there's a thought that so the Dome of the
Speaker 6: Rock is on top of the rock, that they believe
Speaker 6: that Abraham, you know whatever, there might be an opinion
Speaker 6: to where that might have been underneath the Holy of Holies.
Speaker 6: I don't know. So where exactly it is, I'm not sure,
Speaker 6: but I'm sure that there are plenty of theologians and
Speaker 6: rabbis who say, hey, this is where it is, or isn't.
Speaker 2: This is according to Jewish Voice dot org that says
Speaker 2: the Third Temple is supposed to be built on the
Speaker 2: Temple Mount in Jerusalem, which is a site.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one second, there we go.
Speaker 2: The Third Temple is supposed to be built on the
Speaker 2: Temple Mount in Jerusalem, which is a site of great
Speaker 2: religious significance for both Jews and Muslims. This location is
Speaker 2: where the First and Second Temples once stood before their destruction.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought there was an issue because they're talking
Speaker 4: about how the Romans were able to peer down from
Speaker 4: it from their perch. The problem is the dome of
Speaker 4: the rock is the highest point in the city, so
Speaker 4: there's no way the Romans could peer down into it
Speaker 4: from there. Like, for instance, the whaling Wall. Everybody thought
Speaker 4: that the whaling wall was a part of the wall
Speaker 4: of the outer court on for what was once the temple.
Speaker 4: There's now speculation that that was actually a remaining wall
Speaker 4: from a Roman encampment that was once in that location,
Speaker 4: which would mean that the entire conversation about what was
Speaker 4: and wasn't there needs to be like pretty much remapped out,
Speaker 4: so you know, and we're talking about a city that
Speaker 4: has been sacked how many fucking times throughout the course
Speaker 4: of human history, Like the place has been damn near
Speaker 4: leveled a few times.
Speaker 3: Things ain't exactly all in the same spot that they
Speaker 3: once was.
Speaker 4: So well, I got the article pulled up here.
Speaker 2: This is an article from the People's Voice dot TV,
Speaker 2: So it says secret red heifer sacrifice performed in Israel
Speaker 2: after public was told that it was only a practice.
Speaker 2: This was written just a couple of days ago, August fifteenth,
Speaker 2: It says, for weeks the world was told to stand down.
Speaker 2: The long feared red heifer sacrifice, an ancient ritual tied
Speaker 2: to prophecy, purification and the construction of the Third Temple,
Speaker 2: wasn't happening yet. Officials said that it would only be
Speaker 2: a harmless practice run with a blemished cow. But according
Speaker 2: to reports from Israel, that wasn't the truth, and a
Speaker 2: stunning act of secrecy, religious leaders swapped out the stand
Speaker 2: in animal for a flawless, biblically pure red heifer named Tikva,
Speaker 2: and carried out the first real red heifer sacrifice in
Speaker 2: over two thousand years. The public only learned after the
Speaker 2: ashes were already hidden across Israel. On July first, organizers
Speaker 2: reassured authorities and the press that they would use one
Speaker 2: of the five disqualified heifers for a ceremonial rehearsal. The
Speaker 2: move came after weeks of outrage, with some Christian commentators
Speaker 2: warning the ritual could usher in the Antichrist and ignite
Speaker 2: a global chaos. When the day came, the disqualified animal
Speaker 2: never appeared. Instead, Tikfa, a perfect red heifer with not
Speaker 2: a single stray hair was sacrificed in strict accordance with
Speaker 2: the ancient Jewish law. Every step was carried out exactly
Speaker 2: as prescribed, from the preparation of the ashes to the
Speaker 2: ritual purity of the priests performing it. The last time
Speaker 2: the red Heifer ritual was performed was in the era
Speaker 2: of the Second Temple. In Jewish law, the ashes are
Speaker 2: mixed with water and hisophisophitsup okay, then sprinkled to remove
Speaker 2: the impurity of death, making it possible to enter holy space.
Speaker 2: This time, approximately ten and a half gallons of ashes
Speaker 2: were created, enough to purify tens of thousands. Organizers say
Speaker 2: the ashes have already been distributed to undisclosed locations, ensuring
Speaker 2: that they cannot be confiscated or destroyed. So it says
Speaker 2: the priest chosen to perform the sacrifice had been prepared
Speaker 2: for this role since birth. Born to the required lineage,
Speaker 2: he lived in an elevated, closed off home for more
Speaker 2: than twenty years to avoid any contact with death. He
Speaker 2: never attended funerals, walked on cemeteries, or touched a grave.
Speaker 2: He emerged only for this moment. According to tradition, the
Speaker 2: completion of the red Heifer sacrifice means the way is
Speaker 2: now open for the arrival of the Messiah and the
Speaker 2: construction of the long anticipated Third Temple in Jerusalem. Organizers
Speaker 2: say that they kept the event under wraps to prevent
Speaker 2: disruption from hostile actors, claiming that the anti Semitic media
Speaker 2: and foreign governments had sought to block it. It's always
Speaker 2: anti Semitic. The revelation has fueled intense speculation about its
Speaker 2: political and prophetic consequences. Some analysts believe the event played
Speaker 2: a hidden role in shaping recent Middle East conflicts, with
Speaker 2: rumors that it spurred panic among Israel's adversaries. Whether viewed
Speaker 2: as a prophetic milestone, a bold act of faith, or
Speaker 2: a calculated geopolitical maneuver, the hidden Red Heifer Sacrifice has
Speaker 2: already changed the game, and the world is only now
Speaker 2: realizing it happened.
Speaker 4: So again, I'm not like an expert on the practices
Speaker 4: of the Levite priests or the Cohen class, or however
Speaker 4: you want to call it, but I've never heard that
Speaker 4: they can't leave their home for twenty years. Yeah, they
Speaker 4: can't go to graves, they can't touch dead things, they
Speaker 4: can't go to funerals like I get that there are
Speaker 4: certain things with their blood lineage and their upbringing things.
Speaker 4: I get that I've never heard that they need to
Speaker 4: be a bubble boy until the day where they.
Speaker 3: Finally come out of their house for the first time
Speaker 3: and do this sacrifice. That sounds kind of crazy.
Speaker 4: So the dude that did the sacrifice has never left
Speaker 4: his home for twenty years.
Speaker 3: How did he know how to do the sacrifice? Then?
Speaker 2: Well, maybe he got the message from the Lord.
Speaker 3: I mean, I can understand they could.
Speaker 4: They could come to his house and train them like
Speaker 4: at his home, But then what they're gonna bring a
Speaker 4: whole cow inside the house for this?
Speaker 3: That sounds that sounds crazy.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Also, if it was just as they were saying, like
Speaker 2: they led everybody to believe that this was, you know,
Speaker 2: not a perfect red heifer, And if it wasn't a
Speaker 2: perfect red heifer, then why would you be dishing out
Speaker 2: little bags of the ashes even if it let's just
Speaker 2: say that they're not even healing anybody, because that's you know,
Speaker 2: how you're gonna prove that that could be hearsake? We
Speaker 2: don't know, right right, It's like, you know, going up
Speaker 2: to a televangelist and him putting his head on his
Speaker 2: hand on your head, and you're heeled and all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, Oh my god, I can see you again.
Speaker 2: Right Like, we don't know if that was a bad actor,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, So that kind of shit
Speaker 2: probably would happen. But even still, if it was an
Speaker 2: impure fucking cow, why would you hand out ashes and
Speaker 2: why would you have ten and a half gallons of it?
Speaker 4: I mean ten and a half gallons of the ashes
Speaker 4: for this cow? I mean because cows are large, I
Speaker 4: get that. And they've said that they've brought it to
Speaker 4: a secure location. This is basically if. And I'm still
Speaker 4: using the moniker of if, because we're going off of
Speaker 4: you know, reports and articles. I can't verify if those
Speaker 4: are accurate, if those are getting third hand information too.
Speaker 4: But let's just assume, for all shits and gigs that
Speaker 4: they did in fact swap it out. This was a correct,
Speaker 4: true sacrifice of a pure red heifer. In all of
Speaker 4: these things, right, just for the conversation. So they're taking
Speaker 4: these ashes, which are now like one of the holiest
Speaker 4: items in the nation of Israel, for what would come
Speaker 4: next and things. This hasn't been this hadn't been done
Speaker 4: in two thousand years. Okay, this is as precious of
Speaker 4: an item as they can have. So if that is true,
Speaker 4: and they're trying to purify things, and for the type
Speaker 4: of purification we're talking about here, I don't see that
Speaker 4: as necessarily like an act of war.
Speaker 3: I understand why the Muslims will be pissed about it.
Speaker 4: Anything the Jews do, ever, like pisses off the Muslims, Like,
Speaker 4: I get that, especially if they're doing Jewish things like
Speaker 4: the sacrifices, you know, I get it. The Christians, I
Speaker 4: can understand why they'd be happy about it because it's
Speaker 4: one step closer to the Lord coming back. And I mean,
Speaker 4: I'm good with that too, But I just I don't
Speaker 4: see what the purpose for that would be. It's not
Speaker 4: like this is something that you would do before, like
Speaker 4: a big military initiative. You know that that's that's the
Speaker 4: opposite of this. You're trying to purify things from death.
Speaker 4: And if you're going into like a big military or
Speaker 4: war zone type of conversation, you're gonna be experiencing a
Speaker 4: bunch of death. You're not gonna purify and then get
Speaker 4: dirty from it like that.
Speaker 3: That doesn't make sense out loud. What are your thoughts
Speaker 3: on this?
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, say it one more time.
Speaker 4: I lost what would what would be the purpose of
Speaker 4: them doing the sacrifice of the red heifer and all
Speaker 4: of these things at this time.
Speaker 6: So if someone believes that if we have the ashes
Speaker 6: of the red heifers and that a way to bring
Speaker 6: the massie sooner, then that would be the only thing
Speaker 6: that I would think that they're they're trying to usher
Speaker 6: in the times of Messiah sooner reven later to where
Speaker 6: if they had the opportunity and everything all the I mean,
Speaker 6: no pun intent, but if the stars aligned, you know,
Speaker 6: just to do it so that the end result is
Speaker 6: the Messiah comes.
Speaker 4: Ashes used in purification bring about the Messiah.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like I'm missing a step.
Speaker 6: Here that I don't know, Okay, I mean it could
Speaker 6: be because that because that's because it's because it's a
Speaker 6: preparatory step. Because like you know, if even even if
Speaker 6: there was a temple, like it's not actually I mean
Speaker 6: it was if it was built by human hands, it's
Speaker 6: not going to have that sanctity while the builders are
Speaker 6: making it, Like you need to dedicate the temple. So
Speaker 6: even during the you know the how call it three
Speaker 6: four or five years, however long take took to get built,
Speaker 6: Like it's not it's yes, it's like the temple is
Speaker 6: going to be in progress, but like it's not going
Speaker 6: to have that sanctity to it until it's completely done
Speaker 6: and all of the rituals of installing everything that is
Speaker 6: going to come to place.
Speaker 2: Royce, I am impressed with your ability to retain all
Speaker 2: of this information, bro, Like.
Speaker 3: Man that is Cora.
Speaker 6: I mean, I know a.
Speaker 2: Lot of fucking religious people that don't know shit from fuck,
Speaker 2: and this guy is able to tell you about how
Speaker 2: a ritual is done.
Speaker 3: Like that's impressive.
Speaker 6: Thank you, I appreciate you.
Speaker 2: On Then, yeah, brother Tony, you had your hand up.
Speaker 2: What's up, dude?
Speaker 15: Yeah, I had maybe a question for Royce. I was wondering.
Speaker 15: I read somewhere that the big part of the reason
Speaker 15: that Talmud was written was because of the destruction of
Speaker 15: the Second Temple and seventy a d And these animal
Speaker 15: sacrifices which had been so important to the Jewish religion
Speaker 15: just had to go away because of that. So they've
Speaker 15: been living without these animal sacrifices for all this time.
Speaker 15: And I guess now they're trying to figure out a
Speaker 15: way to go back to the pre himes. Is that
Speaker 15: what's going on here, and they've got to reach back
Speaker 15: into these obscure old Testament versus that most people don't
Speaker 15: know about in order to figure out how to do
Speaker 15: that right. And then so hopefully good things will happen
Speaker 15: when they start doing sacrifices. Again, personally, I don't believe it.
Speaker 6: But I mean so, I'll tell you this. And so
Speaker 6: as far as the town with There's, there are a
Speaker 6: lot of different track dates and or books in the
Speaker 6: town in itself. There are some that deal with ritual purity.
Speaker 6: There are some that deal with idle worship. There are
Speaker 6: some that deal with blessings like There's. It's a really conglomeration.
Speaker 6: And so there are two main talent withs right now,
Speaker 6: so we have the the the town would Bow Bovely,
Speaker 6: which you know about, the the Babylonian Talmwood, which is
Speaker 6: basically codified and edited in Umbdisa, Babylon. However, there was
Speaker 6: another one which is the talm Wood you show me,
Speaker 6: which is the talent that was written in in uh
Speaker 6: in Israel. Now not for some reason, the tony shaw
Speaker 6: Me does not have the weight because it didn't have
Speaker 6: all the editing that that was done.
Speaker 16: And so like a lot of biblical scholars, a lot
Speaker 16: of rabbis, they I mean, we go through the tour
Speaker 16: every single year.
Speaker 6: So in the tour it prescribes exactly how some of
Speaker 6: these are done. And you know, whenever you have the
Speaker 6: places like the Temple Institute, which is really trying to
Speaker 6: be driven towards understanding and how like if the Temple
Speaker 6: were were now, like how would things do so? And
Speaker 6: also the idea of sacrifices, it's only for the Jewish people, like,
Speaker 6: not everybody. It was required to offer sacrifices. And not
Speaker 6: only that, like it wasn't just animals. There were other sacrifices.
Speaker 6: There were sacrifices of our There's other things besides that
Speaker 6: were offered. You had you had matsa, you had certain
Speaker 6: kinds of showbreads. So it's not just that. So the
Speaker 6: purpose of it is because we believe as religious Jews
Speaker 6: that there's only so much that we can do, and
Speaker 6: that we do, we still believe that God wants us
Speaker 6: to do these things because these are the things that
Speaker 6: he commanded. Why he commanded it like that. I mean,
Speaker 6: that's the question for God, not me. But like, even so,
Speaker 6: there's a verse in I think an Ams where it
Speaker 6: basically says that may the prayers of our lips be
Speaker 6: as Jubolics. So even though we don't have the actual
Speaker 6: sacrifice right now, we still do believe that our prayers
Speaker 6: are in place of that.
Speaker 2: I have a question, you know, how over My daughter
Speaker 2: asked me this question. She goes, do they call it
Speaker 2: Chinese food? Chinese food in China? And I said no,
Speaker 2: I think they just call it food.
Speaker 4: Right. Do the Jews call it the Old Testament or
Speaker 4: just the Testament?
Speaker 6: So we so we call it the Tanakh, which is
Speaker 6: an acronym for the Torah, the prophets, and the writing.
Speaker 6: Since we don't have two halves, there is no old
Speaker 6: or new. We just have the Old Testament split up
Speaker 6: into those three things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, and how many so the so the
Speaker 4: Torah and the Tanak you said, or that's two different things. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the first five books of the Bible, Genesis, the biggest numbers, Deuteronomy,
Speaker 4: that's the.
Speaker 6: Tour correct, Yeah, correct? And then so so the reason
Speaker 6: why it's T A, N, A, C. H or Tanach?
Speaker 6: So Torah, so that you have Navem, which means profits,
Speaker 6: and two vim, which means writing. So it's an acronym
Speaker 6: for Hebrew or from he So, the.
Speaker 4: Book of Ezekiel, the Book of Daniel, a lot like
Speaker 4: these are the book of the prophets.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 6: I will have to get back to you on that.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure. If that, I'm not sure the delineation
Speaker 6: of which is the writings and which is the prophets.
Speaker 6: I am not as much of a biblical scholar is
Speaker 6: I need to be, Which is.
Speaker 3: Why scholar not a biblical scholar.
Speaker 6: For all, for all intents and purposes.
Speaker 4: So, and here's my other thing, and it's not necessarily
Speaker 4: a question for you, Royce, but I mean feel free
Speaker 4: to answer it. The construction of the temple itself, there
Speaker 4: is some very very key specifications that must be met, like,
Speaker 4: for instance, one of the levels of the veil has
Speaker 4: to be made out of seal skin, right and yeah,
Speaker 4: and depending on where you go, that's illegal. Certain places
Speaker 4: you can still do seal hunts, but I don't know
Speaker 4: another one they that's what's listed. Anyway, there was like
Speaker 4: seven levels to the thing that went over the entirety
Speaker 4: of the Holy of holies. One of them was a
Speaker 4: layer of seal skin.
Speaker 3: Right. But and I'm not even upset with that. That's cool,
Speaker 3: that's dope.
Speaker 4: I don't know where they're going to like source that
Speaker 4: these days to be completely accurate, but dope.
Speaker 3: But then we get to like, for.
Speaker 4: Instance, the timbers that were used, these were cedars from Lebanon, right,
Speaker 4: because back in these days, the cedar population in that
Speaker 4: area is some of the best. However, these days, the
Speaker 4: only seeds that are remaining in this area there's only
Speaker 4: you know, between the out two to two thousand meters
Speaker 4: in or sixty six hundred feet, and there's not a
Speaker 4: lot of them anymore, and they're mostly found in like
Speaker 4: protected mountainous areas. I have a hard time believing that
Speaker 4: the Lebanese go going to be like, sure, Israel, come
Speaker 4: on in and cut down our precious cedars of God
Speaker 4: to rebuild your temple that we hate.
Speaker 3: I just some there's some hang ups here.
Speaker 6: I I s as far as the wood, I think
Speaker 6: at that point in time that was just really really
Speaker 6: good quality. So I think now if it's cedars, I
Speaker 6: don't need I could be wrong, but I think that
Speaker 6: it's probably just sears. In general of high quality, and
Speaker 6: at that point in time, that's where the highest quality was.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's fair, I don't and now.
Speaker 6: It's so yeah, we're gonna have to show me the
Speaker 6: verse for as far as seal skin, because I've studied
Speaker 6: that a lot, and I've I mean, because where would
Speaker 6: the children of Israel get seals in the desert?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: Well, it was whenever they built it in Jerusalem, when
Speaker 4: the time came. It wasn't like when they were out
Speaker 4: in the wilderness. It wasn't when it was a tabernac.
Speaker 4: What was once the temple was built.
Speaker 3: I got you. I'm gonna find it for sure, Thank you,
Speaker 3: so news.
Speaker 2: I Well, since we got you here, Royce, I'm just
Speaker 2: so fascinated by all this shit, because you know, first
Speaker 2: of all, your ability to have such a recollect and
Speaker 2: such a recollection of the things that you know is
Speaker 2: pretty impressive. And I just wanted to bring this up
Speaker 2: because me and Jacob we go back and forth with
Speaker 2: this all the time, and maybe you would be better
Speaker 2: to help us clarify this. Jacob, I believe that animals
Speaker 2: have souls. Jacob is on the fence with this conversation,
Speaker 2: and so I started doing a little bit of research
Speaker 2: if the Bible or the Tanak, if you will, would
Speaker 2: shed some light on said controversy here and I found
Speaker 2: a word that is nephesh, which is nephese. Okay, So
Speaker 2: and this is from and you know what, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna pull up this article and Jacob about to fucking
Speaker 2: eat some dust here bro about.
Speaker 7: To show you.
Speaker 3: I'm on the fence with it could be or could
Speaker 3: not be. That doesn't it's not like a it's not
Speaker 3: a salvation issue, So I don't give you that much thought.
Speaker 2: So, uh, this is from Hebrew Word Lessons Understanding the
Speaker 2: Hebrew Bible, one word at a time, says nefche everything
Speaker 2: you wanted to know about the quote unquote soul. So
Speaker 2: according to Strong's concordance, I'm guessing that that was the
Speaker 2: Biblical encyclopedia before the internet.
Speaker 3: Just everybody's clear.
Speaker 2: Right, right, and he or they I don't know if
Speaker 2: is it a guy or is it like a team?
Speaker 4: Yeah Strong, Yeah, it's it's uh, let's call it like
Speaker 4: an academic collective.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: So they just say outright it means soul, that nefese
Speaker 2: means soul, right, But it says go ahead.
Speaker 6: So I just want to say one quote. Thing is,
Speaker 6: so there are various levels. So like there's so nephesh
Speaker 6: does mean soul. There's like there's ruach, which also means
Speaker 6: like wind and or spirit. There's the shamo, which also
Speaker 6: means soul. It's like there are so there are various levels.
Speaker 6: So even though so an animal might have a nefesch,
Speaker 6: which is probably a basic in order for it to
Speaker 6: be living, it needs to be it needs to have
Speaker 6: some sort of ne f esh, but it's not like
Speaker 6: humans that have like a a shama. Those are various levels.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you can have a soul without a spirit, you're.
Speaker 6: Saying, So I think that I think there are in
Speaker 6: this case, there are various levels. So there are. It's
Speaker 6: the other animals that are not humans, Like there's so dog, cats, deer,
Speaker 6: and love whatever. So that it does have a soul
Speaker 6: because that's so because it's alive. I think there's a
Speaker 6: difference between having a soul to be alive and let's say,
Speaker 6: the ability to go to heaven. There two different things.
Speaker 6: Like it's clear that you know that dogs love us
Speaker 6: or cats love us or or whatever, because you can
Speaker 6: see that they have a they have some sort of
Speaker 6: thing that's making them alive. But it's not like when
Speaker 6: I go to heaven that I'm going to be with
Speaker 6: my cats and dogs and chinchillas and iguanas and all
Speaker 6: that fun stuff.
Speaker 4: Oh, can't bring the chinchilla up there, dude.
Speaker 3: I mean, but maybe yes, maybe no.
Speaker 4: It's it's not specifically ever said one way or another.
Speaker 3: It's just kind of not something we need to like
Speaker 3: harbor on.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna read this and y'all tell me what
Speaker 2: you think. But it says the Hebrew word nephese or
Speaker 2: how'd you say it, Royce, nepheish.
Speaker 6: So it's a nefesch. The emphasis is on the beginning,
Speaker 6: So nefesh no, okay.
Speaker 2: The Hebrew word nefese is usually translated in the Tanak
Speaker 2: or the Old Testament as soul, but can also be
Speaker 2: translated as living being, life, creature himself herself, mind, desires, appetite,
Speaker 2: or persons.
Speaker 7: All.
Speaker 2: All of these varied translations muddle muddle up the process
Speaker 2: of trying to define the word. In fact, the word
Speaker 2: soul has never been perfectly defined, mostly because there are
Speaker 2: so many questions surrounding it. What our souls and what
Speaker 2: are they made of? Are they containers to hold our spirit?
Speaker 2: Do animals have souls? Does God have a soul? Our
Speaker 2: souls the ghosts of our afterlife? And just what happens
Speaker 2: to souls after death? There are a lot of misconceptions
Speaker 2: out there about the soul. So let's attempt to answer
Speaker 2: each of these questions by seeing what we can glean
Speaker 2: from the Tanakh and thet chad dash Ah, the New Testaments.
Speaker 6: So there they're trying to they're you know, they're trying
Speaker 6: to like add some Hebrew to it to make it
Speaker 6: more appealing.
Speaker 3: So what how do you do on the pronunciation?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 3: I feel like that was a pretty solid.
Speaker 6: Effort, which one the New Testament the bus britt is
Speaker 6: how they would damn it so way off.
Speaker 4: I always forget to throw in the you know, like bro,
Speaker 4: we had that conversation earlier, Royce and me, because like
Speaker 4: we were talking, uh oh ship, what was the episode
Speaker 4: just two episodes ago or.
Speaker 3: Something we were talking about? Well was it helped me out? Royce?
Speaker 3: It was a U and it was actually the.
Speaker 6: Huh let's see, I forget, I'll pull it.
Speaker 3: Up whole all right.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, anyhow it says, so Isaiah, chapter fifty eight,
Speaker 2: verses ten through eleven, is that o t or new t?
Speaker 2: Which one Isaiah, Isaiah, that's that's ot okay, so it says,
Speaker 2: And if you give yourself to the hungry and satisfied
Speaker 2: the desire of the afflicted, then your light will rise
Speaker 2: in darkness, and your gloom will become like mid day.
Speaker 2: And Yahweh will continually guide you and satisfy your desire
Speaker 2: in scorched places, and give strength to your bones, and
Speaker 2: you will be like a watered garden, and like a
Speaker 2: spring of water whose waters do not fail. And the
Speaker 2: Hebrew text, however, the word for yourself is nefka.
Speaker 3: Did I get it?
Speaker 8: So is.
Speaker 3: See what the hell is that? Shaka? Shaka? It's a
Speaker 3: it's a.
Speaker 6: Probably enough shaka meaning yours, Oh come the.
Speaker 3: Funk on now, hold on now, k's also make the
Speaker 3: noise and the make the noise.
Speaker 6: Hold on. Here's the problem. You're trying to take English
Speaker 6: transliteration in the Hebrew. You've seen Hebrew like this doesn't
Speaker 6: like I had, Like I was the other day I
Speaker 6: was trying to tell my girlfriend like how I was
Speaker 6: going over something with it, like I have no idea
Speaker 6: how this is pronounced, because like sometimes that just doesn't
Speaker 6: make any sense, like.
Speaker 3: Just throw the wh they win in doubt, throw the flim.
Speaker 3: I feel you.
Speaker 2: I tried, I tried to, so your your The word
Speaker 2: yourself is nef shaka, and the Hebrew word for desire
Speaker 2: in this text is nefesh nephesh uh. So a literal
Speaker 2: translation would sound more like this. And if you give
Speaker 2: your soul to the hungry and satisfy the soul of
Speaker 2: the afflicted, then your light will rise in darkness and
Speaker 2: your gloom will become like mid day.
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 2: And Yahweh will continually guide you and satisfy your soul
Speaker 2: in scorched places and give fat to your bones, and
Speaker 2: you will be like a watered garden and like a
Speaker 2: spring of water whose waters do not fail. And then
Speaker 2: it you know, I'm not gonna read this whole thing.
Speaker 2: But then they start talking about the animals and everything
Speaker 2: also having the nefesh, and so I thought that that
Speaker 2: was pretty interesting. So I didn't know that there was
Speaker 2: levels to having a soul though, this is new information
Speaker 2: to me real quick.
Speaker 4: Also, well, we've talked about that the difference between like
Speaker 4: consciousness and sentience and having a soul.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's levels, sal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but sure he's saying that there's a soul, a soul,
Speaker 2: a soul, a soul, not consciousness, awareness and then soul.
Speaker 2: It's like all soul, right, Royce.
Speaker 6: I think so, I mean there there are as you said,
Speaker 6: there are various levels. So just because something is alive
Speaker 6: does not necessarily mean it has the same level of
Speaker 6: soul as humans. So according to what we believe, like,
Speaker 6: that's like, so it basically starts off with the inanimate
Speaker 6: like rocks, and then it goes to vegetation. Then then
Speaker 6: it goes to animal life, and then it goes to uh,
Speaker 6: the humans which speak, Like that's what makes us different
Speaker 6: than other creatures is our ability to speak.
Speaker 2: Oh so literally, even rocks have souls at the bare minimum.
Speaker 4: So biblically speaking, they say that the humans will not
Speaker 4: bow and praise God, the animals will, and if they don't,
Speaker 4: the mountains will bow. So that at least gives credence
Speaker 4: to the theory that possibly, to answer your question, yes,
Speaker 4: that's what I'm saying. Never outright says it, but it
Speaker 4: also doesn't outright deny it either.
Speaker 2: This lines up perfectly with my thought on. Oh damn,
Speaker 2: what's the word? Basically how I say that like based
Speaker 2: like everything is one thing, everything is God of sorts, right,
Speaker 2: because dude, if even the fucking rock's got a soul,
Speaker 2: come on like that, that's weird, right, that's your people,
Speaker 2: that's Old Testament shit.
Speaker 3: No, no, I get it.
Speaker 4: But that's also like saying everything is energy and vibration,
Speaker 4: Like that's not like a nuanced thought, like that's pretty
Speaker 4: much understood to be true.
Speaker 2: Sure, but all soul comes from one thing. Would you
Speaker 2: disagree with that.
Speaker 3: Comes from the creator? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure, all comes from one thing. And so I don't know, dude,
Speaker 2: I'm just throwing it out there, and I'm getting my
Speaker 2: pantheistic views up in here right now.
Speaker 3: So real quick.
Speaker 4: Also before Sam, I see your hand raise, but real quick, Royce,
Speaker 4: when we were talking about the skin here. While there's
Speaker 4: debate regarding the exact animals, some translations of the Bible,
Speaker 4: notably the Revised Version, suggests that the outermost covering of
Speaker 4: the tabernacle I was wrong.
Speaker 3: It was Tabernacle Nott.
Speaker 4: The temple mentioned in Exodus twenty five to five, Exodus
Speaker 4: twenty six, fourteen, and numbers four six was made of
Speaker 4: seal skin or porpoise skin.
Speaker 3: The Hebrew word in question is.
Speaker 4: Tashsh yeah, which could be translated into badger skin, porpoise
Speaker 4: or seal skin, fine unicorns, see cow hide, unicorn, all
Speaker 4: these things. But real quick, I do have a diagram
Speaker 4: pulled up as a matter of fact, I'm gonna share
Speaker 4: with the class so we can all see the imagery
Speaker 4: for what I'm talking about here. So the tabernacle in question,
Speaker 4: right when the ark of the covenants being transported from
Speaker 4: point A to point B and they got to stop
Speaker 4: for the night, they got to build this glorified.
Speaker 3: Tint for lack of better words.
Speaker 4: So the outermost layer is made of sea cow or
Speaker 4: manatee or or you know, seal or that's the question, unicorn.
Speaker 4: The one underneath it is ram skin dyed red, the
Speaker 4: one underneath that is goat's hair, and the wonder to
Speaker 4: that is fine twined linen.
Speaker 3: So this is what I was referring to.
Speaker 6: So this so I will tell you this. So is
Speaker 6: this uh, this mischkan, this portable temple or a tabernacle,
Speaker 6: excuse me, will is not what's going to happen once
Speaker 6: the third temple was built.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that after I said it. I thought it was
Speaker 4: a temple thing, not a tabernacle thing.
Speaker 6: So that was right rare. So like as as the
Speaker 6: Jews were wandering the desert off and on for forty years,
Speaker 6: this is what was used. But no, like, if you
Speaker 6: just feel free to look up a picture of the
Speaker 6: Third Temple or the.
Speaker 2: Second Temple at you broa, how is this not magic?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 3: This is exactly David Blaine on stage, big dog.
Speaker 2: No, I'm talking about magic with a k baby girl,
Speaker 2: all right, Just not that, dude. What's the difference between
Speaker 2: you're literally doing a ritual, you're calling upon a god,
Speaker 2: and you are carrying out all the motions of said ritual.
Speaker 3: That's magic?
Speaker 6: Maybe who you're praying to. There's a difference between what
Speaker 6: one that was commanded by God and one that people
Speaker 6: came up with.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean that's up to the interpretive, though, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I mean, I get what you're saying here, This, by
Speaker 4: the way, is an image of the temple.
Speaker 6: Go up a up, right right up, I'm at the
Speaker 6: right here there one left, got you? There you are.
Speaker 6: That would be an example of how the temple basically
Speaker 6: would be. It would be color covered and marble and gold.
Speaker 4: And no, Jonathan, to your point, I'm not taking away
Speaker 4: from like the term ritual like, it's not a bad word.
Speaker 4: I get you on this right to say that, good God, Sam,
Speaker 4: mute yourself if you're gonna cough a lung up dog.
Speaker 4: I got you. I understand what you're saying. Like as
Speaker 4: far as like, how is this not ritualistic? It is,
Speaker 4: by definition ritualistic, But magic.
Speaker 3: With a K is very clear on who it's calling
Speaker 3: upon to get the answer you're looking for. It's a go,
Speaker 3: I mean, whether you want to.
Speaker 2: But my point is, is that a magical sacrifice or
Speaker 2: a ritualistic sacrifice done in in magic for a lack
Speaker 2: of a better term. It's so you're saying that the
Speaker 2: only difference is which God you call upon.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, I get what you're saying with this,
Speaker 3: but not necessarily so.
Speaker 6: I think I think there's also difference between a miracle
Speaker 6: and or match. So let's just say during the Ten Plagues,
Speaker 6: when when when it first started off, when or Moses
Speaker 6: turned or Aaron actually turned the river to blood? Right
Speaker 6: that what that could have been construed as magic? Because
Speaker 6: even says in excess itself that the Egyptian priests did
Speaker 6: the exact same thing, so they were able to perform
Speaker 6: magic because so say, oh, well they can do that.
Speaker 6: How however, that plague was not magic. However, further along,
Speaker 6: whenever there was the plague of lice, I believe the
Speaker 6: magicians actually could not duplicate that because they said that
Speaker 6: we believe that demons do not can't get that small.
Speaker 4: Well, it's the same thing with God, showdown with ball
Speaker 4: or bail, however you want to pronounce it. Right, the
Speaker 4: people did all their prayers and their incantations to get
Speaker 4: their pile of sticks to light on fire, and wasn't
Speaker 4: able to complete the task.
Speaker 3: Then he prayed to Yahweh and he did so basically
Speaker 3: so basically the same, but the fire started, So like
Speaker 3: it's magic.
Speaker 4: I see what you're saying. Like it's not so clear
Speaker 4: cut though. There's some clear distinct differences.
Speaker 2: Right, But the only differences that you're trying to make
Speaker 2: is is that one god is stronger than another god,
Speaker 2: and one god is real and.
Speaker 3: The other gods are not. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Okay, magic, nonetheless, a magic fucking thing is going.
Speaker 3: On to the human brain, sure like to the human brain.
Speaker 4: Somebody would see that and be like whoa, that was
Speaker 4: like crazy, that was obviously magic, But it's it's not exactly.
Speaker 2: That's just coming from your religious perspective though. But if
Speaker 2: you were, if you were not a religious person, and
Speaker 2: you were able to look at this objectively, you would
Speaker 2: look at differently.
Speaker 4: So if I was to bring an iPad to ancient Egypt,
Speaker 4: they would think that I had a magic glass box.
Speaker 3: Sure perspective is important.
Speaker 2: You're right, yeah, anyway, Samuel, Go ahead, sir, Well, two things.
Speaker 5: What one man's magic is another man's science. And Jacob
Speaker 5: is correct. The virus is actually a Psalms forty eight.
Speaker 7: It says that even if even.
Speaker 5: If man doesn't want to thor the praises to the Lord,
Speaker 5: everything from the mountains to the stars, to the to
Speaker 5: the moon and the sun, to the waters above the
Speaker 5: heavens all shall sell send up its praises onto the Lord.
Speaker 5: From every beast that walks up on the land, to
Speaker 5: every creeping thing onto the vine, it all shall give
Speaker 5: its praise up to the Lord.
Speaker 2: My thing is this is where I have an issue
Speaker 2: with that, Because so supposedly God can command all the animals,
Speaker 2: he can command all the trees and the mountains and
Speaker 2: all this other shit. Right, he can do all these
Speaker 2: crazy like super majestic god things, but he needs you
Speaker 2: to sacrifice a cow in order for it to happen.
Speaker 3: No, it's a test of faith. That's for you being
Speaker 3: faithful to him. Therefore he'll be faithful to you. It's
Speaker 3: a covenant. But why would you that?
Speaker 2: That's the thing is that you know God can do
Speaker 2: anything and can he just can he just I don't know,
Speaker 2: fucking full body scan your heart and your mind to
Speaker 2: know if you're faithful or not sure, but you need
Speaker 2: you need to show it in physical form by sacrificing
Speaker 2: an animal.
Speaker 3: He also gave us free will. He gave the animals
Speaker 3: free will. He gave every.
Speaker 4: Living entity the ability to do whatever the hell it wants.
Speaker 4: Like somebody can commit suicide if they want, right, he's
Speaker 4: telling you not to.
Speaker 3: But like he gave you the free will to make
Speaker 3: your own decisions.
Speaker 2: So God can't scan you and find out if you're
Speaker 2: faithful or not. He has to see actual physical actions us.
Speaker 4: He can, but he has to give you the opportunity
Speaker 4: to show it. Actions and words are two different things.
Speaker 4: Can we agree with that.
Speaker 3: Sure, But.
Speaker 2: My whole thing about that is that why would you
Speaker 2: write it into the code to sacrifice a fucking animal
Speaker 2: to essentially have its blood and its ashes.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you just give it? Why? Why is sacrifice
Speaker 3: such a hard point for you?
Speaker 4: Name a single culture on earth that doesn't do or
Speaker 4: has never done, some type of sacrifice.
Speaker 2: That's like very normal everyone you're talking about like a
Speaker 2: hang up on it. You're talking about religion. I don't
Speaker 2: believe in religion. I'm more of the philosophical lens, and
Speaker 2: in philosophy you don't need sacrifice.
Speaker 4: Okay, Most philosophers still believed in a religion that performed sacrifice, Plato, Aristotle, Socrates,
Speaker 4: you name it. Even though they were philosophers and they
Speaker 4: were looking at the deeper meaning behind human race existence.
Speaker 4: They still perform their sacrifices at temple when they were
Speaker 4: supposed to to whatever the gods they worship.
Speaker 3: What are you saying?
Speaker 2: I'm talking about modern day philosophers more than anything. I'm
Speaker 2: not necessarily even going all the way back two thousand
Speaker 2: years because all those people are fucking whack jobs.
Speaker 4: Most academics are religiously based, but they don't like they
Speaker 4: don't use religion to justify their reasons. They use it
Speaker 4: for the answers as to the why, is not necessarily
Speaker 4: answers as to the how.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Carl Jung never sacrificed a cow.
Speaker 4: No, because we're talking about modern right. Christianity, for instance,
Speaker 4: does not acknowledge sacrifices like that.
Speaker 3: But you are still.
Speaker 2: Require it, and you still require it in order for
Speaker 2: a third temple to be built in order for the
Speaker 2: Messiah to come back, so you still kind of require it.
Speaker 3: I'm not Jewish, I don't require that. Then why are
Speaker 3: you excited about this?
Speaker 4: I believe that the missile will come once the temple
Speaker 4: is built, but that's not required for me to go
Speaker 4: to heaven.
Speaker 3: It's not a salvation issue for me. It's a sign
Speaker 3: of the end times.
Speaker 6: Neither a sacrifice, by the way, is what for what?
Speaker 2: Neither a sacrifice or requirement You're.
Speaker 6: Saying sacrifice is not a requirement to I think for
Speaker 6: the individual to go to heaven. So there is a
Speaker 6: day of atonement which God forgives us, and we actively
Speaker 6: try to do things to We have tentence and we pray.
Speaker 6: But like, I don't believe that's how we so like,
Speaker 6: how we have a tonement for sin is not necessarily
Speaker 6: like how we get to heaven? That makes any sense?
Speaker 4: You know, I'm actually kind of curious on that one too.
Speaker 4: The Jewish culture, y'all don't necessarily believe in hell.
Speaker 3: Y'all believe in a shole type.
Speaker 6: Of place, temporary place.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, right, So how does per the Jewish tradition,
Speaker 4: how do Jews achieve salvation through God?
Speaker 6: We believe the hit that God's attributes of mercy is
Speaker 6: greater than his attribute of dean or justice. So let's
Speaker 6: just say that if so, after we die, let's say you,
Speaker 6: if you're a generally good person, you will be judged
Speaker 6: on both your merits and merits and things that you're
Speaker 6: supposed to do and things that you were not supposed
Speaker 6: to do, and then you would spend however long in
Speaker 6: potentially this purgatory, and then afterwards you can either go
Speaker 6: to heaven or if you didn't fulfill your goal, then
Speaker 6: you can reincarnate.
Speaker 4: That's true that Jews do believe in purgatory. And yeah,
Speaker 4: the Jews believe in reincarnation. It's it's not a thing
Speaker 4: that's offered to like all, if not mistaken. If a
Speaker 4: reincarnation happens, it's got to be for specific purpose, am
Speaker 4: I right?
Speaker 3: Royce?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I mean so even there have been stories
Speaker 6: that like you have a little kid that that dies
Speaker 6: of tragic death, that you know that maybe to try
Speaker 6: to help us get through it, but that that child
Speaker 6: whatever was an old soul that had to have a
Speaker 6: was there for a very specific purpose.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 2: Interesting. So even hell is a temporary place or quote
Speaker 2: unquote hell. Yeah, So essentially Christianity brought about eternal hell
Speaker 2: and the Jews were like, no, you only got to
Speaker 2: go there for a little a little period.
Speaker 3: Of time.
Speaker 6: Basically. I mean, in some ways, I say this tongue
Speaker 6: in cheek that be believing in Jesus is an after
Speaker 6: life insurance policy. So but you know, shit happens to
Speaker 6: each zero. Like I've you know, I've had very wonderful
Speaker 6: conversations with Jacobs, like he knows my my respects towards
Speaker 6: him and religion, even you, Jonathan, and in what you believe,
Speaker 6: no doubt.
Speaker 4: I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: And and by the way, I'm not trying to make
Speaker 2: fun I'm just like trying to figure it out in
Speaker 2: the way that my fucked up brain spits it out,
Speaker 2: So just to be clear, uh, spirit animal, go ahead again, sir,
Speaker 2: what are your thoughts on this? Actually, by the way,
Speaker 2: before you even go dude, I didn't know all this
Speaker 2: about Judaism kind of checks out.
Speaker 3: But anyway, personally, are you going to become a Jew? Dog? No?
Speaker 2: I would never, I would never religon. Just no, you don't.
Speaker 6: Jews don't try to apostolize the people like we don't. Look,
Speaker 6: we have enough Jews that don't do what we're supposed
Speaker 6: to do. Let moan other people. That's why we don't
Speaker 6: try to proselytize and get other people to become a
Speaker 6: part of it. Like it's difficult, especially to Orthodox it's
Speaker 6: not fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I will say that the Jews are not out
Speaker 4: there on the street corners trying to convert people to Judaism.
Speaker 3: I never have I ever seen that. I've only seen
Speaker 3: one dude go through the process, and that was to
Speaker 3: marry a Jew who ended up cheating on him and
Speaker 3: then leaving with half his ship and his kids. Like that.
Speaker 2: Well, that makes me want to do it even more
Speaker 2: now knowing that I'm not welcome.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah? Is that what it is? The circumcision,
Speaker 3: which I think you already got that covered, so you straight.
Speaker 6: Dude, I do so afterwards you have it. So if
Speaker 6: somebody is by the way, randomly, if somebody is circumcised,
Speaker 6: and you still need to have drop, you still need
Speaker 6: to have what's called a tipa's dumb, which means a
Speaker 6: drop of blood. So the moil will still prick a
Speaker 6: couple of areas to draw some blood. And the reason why,
Speaker 6: the reason why I know this is that I was
Speaker 6: not raised religiously and I did not have a a
Speaker 6: religious briss. So on the day of my my son's
Speaker 6: briss if so, like, is it just well little pokes
Speaker 6: and bota being everything was good.
Speaker 3: I'm good on that. I don't like sharp objects around
Speaker 3: my dick.
Speaker 8: Weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder, uh, Royce, if you'd be able to
Speaker 2: answer this for me.
Speaker 3: Around what time did.
Speaker 2: The uh the people that were performing the circumcisions, Around
Speaker 2: what time did they stop sucking the blood off of
Speaker 2: little kids dicks?
Speaker 6: I know that even that today, that there's that that
Speaker 6: is a thing. I don't know. I don't believe they
Speaker 6: actually come in contact with a male organ in itself itself,
Speaker 6: but the.
Speaker 3: Case of that kid catching herpes and dying. But that
Speaker 3: was a few decades ago, But that was that was Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's always outliers. There's always outliers that are doing the
Speaker 3: most that even if they don't have to, and they're
Speaker 3: being dicks about it, like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dicks about it.
Speaker 3: That's unintended.
Speaker 2: But shit, yeah, no, I just thought that was anyway. Sorry,
Speaker 2: spirit animal, Go ahead, sir.
Speaker 5: To talk about the reason why the sacrifice and everything
Speaker 5: from my point of view, at least from my owners
Speaker 5: standing of reading the Bible, the reason why it was
Speaker 5: required in the beginning was as a way to pay
Speaker 5: atonements in a as a debt and everything to win
Speaker 5: Adam Adam and evil cast from the garden. Uh. That's
Speaker 5: and through that the out of the sacrifice and everything
Speaker 5: that Abel was favored because he gave her his uh
Speaker 5: the first rate of his flock and everything the very best,
Speaker 5: and and Kane he gave second rate crops and he
Speaker 5: uh and through that that of being able given the favor,
Speaker 5: he drew his brother into the field and killed him
Speaker 5: through the which was the fresh murder, and all because
Speaker 5: of the sacrifice.
Speaker 7: And through the rating.
Speaker 5: It's I've come to figure out that he was close
Speaker 5: to who have killed him was seventh they would be
Speaker 5: avenged sevenfold.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 5: He was killed by Lamaic, who is the seventh generation,
Speaker 5: and he said, whoever what and he also killed his son.
Speaker 5: Uh he uh, what I've done, I shall be closed
Speaker 5: seven upon seventy. And then that's why Jesus said to
Speaker 5: forgive those seven times seventy. It all translates, and I
Speaker 5: figured around that. It's pretty cool. Through the numlogy and
Speaker 5: of it and the sacrifice. It all ties back to
Speaker 5: the sacrifice, which.
Speaker 4: Is where the band of Benge Sevenfold got their name from.
Speaker 4: In their song Chapter four is actually all about the
Speaker 4: murder itself.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Tried, you know that, but I knew about the then sevenfold.
Speaker 5: They were at one point, I kind of obsessed over the
Speaker 5: first album.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, their first album was by far their best, but yeah,
Speaker 4: Chapter four was about that section of the story of
Speaker 4: canaan Abel. The Beast in the Harlot is clearly about
Speaker 4: the beast and the Harlet from the book Revelation is
Speaker 4: not all their music was like biblically inspired by any means,
Speaker 4: but there are a few songs and a few verses
Speaker 4: here and there that like they drew on these sources
Speaker 4: for inspiration.
Speaker 5: Also, I learned today that what uh Jesus Calvary was
Speaker 5: actually it was Latin form of like I can't go.
Speaker 3: The mount of the skulls.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they believe that, like the Orthodox Church and some
Speaker 5: Catholics in the Church of an Russian. So I believe
Speaker 5: that's why Adam, that Jesus was fed upon Adam's skull
Speaker 5: and everything, and that his blood dripped down and I
Speaker 5: hit the skull and it washed us of our sin.
Speaker 5: That's why we don't have to sex, because Jesus was
Speaker 5: the ultimate sacrifice.
Speaker 4: Eastern Orthodox he is a fascinating religion to dive into, man, honestly.
Speaker 7: But the Olga of Ukraine, she.
Speaker 4: Was yo Old of Ukraine, the chick that burned down
Speaker 4: the entire city with the birds and the fossil.
Speaker 5: And a pigeon and a raven. She tied sofa to
Speaker 5: the talons.
Speaker 4: If anybody's curious what it looks like when you scorn
Speaker 4: a woman who has the means to get hers in
Speaker 4: the end, look up.
Speaker 3: And her story.
Speaker 4: It's a it's pretty pretty fucking metal, pretty dope. Same
Speaker 4: with Budka for the record, If anybody's curious about what
Speaker 4: it's looked like when a woman goes on the war
Speaker 4: path because you wronged her and her family. Just there's
Speaker 4: a couple of examples out there where, like, yo, I'll
Speaker 4: put it like this when you know, because history has
Speaker 4: been written by men for the longest time, but whenever
Speaker 4: a woman would make the history books, you fucking knew
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 3: I'll say that for sure, el has big facts.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 2: So to get out of all this religious talk, which
Speaker 2: I do find fascinating, but just to change pace here,
Speaker 2: there's something have you heard? So you know how they
Speaker 2: they they took your boy Klaus Schwab from the head
Speaker 2: of the World Economic Forum.
Speaker 3: Right, thank god? You know who?
Speaker 4: Wait, so you hear who?
Speaker 2: His fucking replacement.
Speaker 3: Is Elon Musk.
Speaker 2: I'm joking Larry Fink, the CEO, the CEO of Blackrock,
Speaker 2: Oh you know, all right.
Speaker 3: In one sense it says, and in another sense it's like, well,
Speaker 3: of course they would.
Speaker 2: It does say interim, So I don't know, uh if
Speaker 2: this how long term this is going to be, but
Speaker 2: it says Blackrock. Blackrock Chief Executive Larry Fink has been
Speaker 2: appointed interim co chairman of the World Economic Forum, which
Speaker 2: organizes the annual meeting of leaders in Davos, Switzerland. Andre Hoffman,
Speaker 2: the vice chairman of Swiss based healthcare company Roche Holding,
Speaker 2: will also be interim co Chairman at the WEF, according
Speaker 2: to an announcement on Friday, they said so. Fink and
Speaker 2: Hoffman said in a joint statement, the world is more
Speaker 2: fragmented and complex than ever, but the need for a
Speaker 2: platform that brings business to brings together business, government and
Speaker 2: civil society has never been greater. The need for that
Speaker 2: has never been greater. Interesting we remain optimistic the Forum
Speaker 2: has an opportunity to help drive international collaboration in a
Speaker 2: way that not only generates prosperity, but distributes it more broadly.
Speaker 2: This renewed vision can promote open markets and national priority
Speaker 2: side by side, while advancing the interest of workers and
Speaker 2: stakeholders globally. Both mister Fink and Hoffman have been serving
Speaker 2: on the wuf's board before being appointed to the current position.
Speaker 2: The latest announcement comes as a global economy feels the
Speaker 2: impact of geopolitical matters and the rise of protectionism fostered
Speaker 2: by the introduction of US tariffs.
Speaker 3: And just way, wait wait wait. They did this as
Speaker 3: a response to the tariff wars.
Speaker 2: Well, it says right here that US President Donald Trump
Speaker 2: shook the world economy following his April second Liberation Day
Speaker 2: announcement with new tariffs. The number of leaders from the
Speaker 2: world of business and politics attend to form every year.
Speaker 2: Mister Trump addressed the forum online this year. The Board
Speaker 2: of Trustees of the of the WEF cleared founder Klaus
Speaker 2: Schwab of any material wrongdoing. So they kicked him out.
Speaker 2: But they're like, all right, you're clear. We got it
Speaker 2: all clarified.
Speaker 4: He's no longer the charges about him hooking up with
Speaker 4: his secretary or whatever the case was and being so inappropriate,
Speaker 4: all of that now he's been cleared of, but he's
Speaker 4: still out.
Speaker 3: So this was one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: A corporate coup to dethrone him so they could bring
Speaker 4: in the new wave.
Speaker 2: He was fucking eighty seven, bro, he was old.
Speaker 4: I mean, Weinstein had a game green dick and was
Speaker 4: still getting it up to abuse these women. So I mean, no,
Speaker 4: I'm saying I think that they probably just wanted some
Speaker 4: new blood in there for the ever evolving times.
Speaker 2: Guess, but it says following a thorough review of all facts,
Speaker 2: the board has concluded that while organization must evolve toward
Speaker 2: a more institutional model, there is no evidence of material
Speaker 2: wrongdoing by Klaus Schwab.
Speaker 4: The w e F said, yeah, because when I think
Speaker 4: of we need some new financial blood in there, my
Speaker 4: first and only thought is Larry Fink.
Speaker 3: Am I right? You want to talk about get one
Speaker 3: of them young cats in there.
Speaker 2: You want to talk about turning something into a parking lot,
Speaker 2: This is a good place to start.
Speaker 4: I am at at Davos. I think it could use
Speaker 4: another parking lot. But again, we are not trying to
Speaker 4: incite violence. I don't want to blow up the building
Speaker 4: with people inside of it.
Speaker 2: Also, how about this I found this. This is via
Speaker 2: info wars, but it says just one day shout out
Speaker 2: Tolex Jones. But just one day after blackrock head Larry
Speaker 2: Fink took over the World Economic Forum, they announced a plan.
Speaker 2: To check this out. They announced a plan to ban
Speaker 2: private car ownership and single family homes. Where that's that's
Speaker 2: like the World Economic Forum's plan, that's globally.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm gonna have a problem with that one, homie. Yeah, buddy,
Speaker 3: here it is right here.
Speaker 2: Just one day after black rockhead Larry fing took over
Speaker 2: the w EF, they announced a plan to ban private
Speaker 2: car ownership, so you got to share that now. And
Speaker 2: they want to ban single family homes, So Jacob, who
Speaker 2: you moving into your crib?
Speaker 7: Bro?
Speaker 4: Sorry, my cribs already at capacity right now. So yeah,
Speaker 4: and I'm getting a bigger place here soon, so they
Speaker 4: can they can suck both sides of both of my nuts.
Speaker 3: If they want to try to take a house from me,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just crazy. You'll own nothing and be happy.
Speaker 2: Kind of makes sense, now, doesn't it.
Speaker 4: How are they gonna enforce this? Like real shit? So
Speaker 4: the World Economic Forum, I get this. They're gonna try
Speaker 4: to launch some plan and they're gonna try to get
Speaker 4: all these countries in on it and sign it. And
Speaker 4: I understand that it's getting harder and harder for Americans
Speaker 4: to own a home, right And I understand that the
Speaker 4: baby boomer generation will sit here and be like, well,
Speaker 4: if you look at this house, I bought it with
Speaker 4: my one job and we had a single home income
Speaker 4: and I bought this, you know, fuck four thousand square
Speaker 4: foot home for seventeen thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you kids are playing about these days, but.
Speaker 4: I understand that it's not the economy of the world
Speaker 4: today right fair, and you have more and more millennials,
Speaker 4: and good god, the gen zers that are unable to buy,
Speaker 4: so a lot.
Speaker 3: More are renting. I understand this.
Speaker 4: I get why it's very difficult to get approved of
Speaker 4: these loans. Why co signing is a motherfucker. It's very
Speaker 4: difficult for somebody to break out on their own and
Speaker 4: get approved for large loans because most of the people
Speaker 4: can't find jobs that are making enough money to qualify
Speaker 4: for certain loans.
Speaker 3: I hear this.
Speaker 4: That being said, removing the possibility to own land or
Speaker 4: a home, I have a very difficult time, at least
Speaker 4: from my vantage point right now, all subject to change.
Speaker 3: The future is unknown. I get that. I got a
Speaker 3: very hard time seeing American government passing laws to make it.
Speaker 4: Maybe harder for you to get a proof for loans
Speaker 4: of things, but making it illegal to own land or
Speaker 4: own a home.
Speaker 3: So I just don't see it.
Speaker 2: I got two things to say about that. If you
Speaker 2: look all across the board, and this is what everybody's
Speaker 2: been saying as far as the housing market has been
Speaker 2: gone for the last few years, is that blackrock is
Speaker 2: coming in and buying up fucking every new house that
Speaker 2: comes up, and they're even offering like ten to fifteen
Speaker 2: percent over asking price, in which the sellers are more
Speaker 2: more than happy to comply, right, like, why wouldn't you're sure?
Speaker 2: And so they're already starting to buy up all the homes.
Speaker 2: This is Blackrock Larry Fink, owner of the fucking head
Speaker 2: of wef no. Right, So of course he would say
Speaker 2: that because he's the one that stands to gain the
Speaker 2: most from that thing, right Yeah, And then add in
Speaker 2: so he already owns all that shit. That in the
Speaker 2: Hegelian dialect, which is what I believe these fuckers are
Speaker 2: all about. Right, So the problem reaction solution. They're showing
Speaker 2: you their solution already. They are already doing it right
Speaker 2: now by saying that you're not going to be able
Speaker 2: to have your own car, you're not going to be
Speaker 2: able to have your own house.
Speaker 3: That's the solution.
Speaker 2: Okay, Then so they have to create the problem, well,
Speaker 2: housing market crisis. People can't afford shit, tax rates go up,
Speaker 2: I mean, it's inevitable, so people are going to be
Speaker 2: there's the problem. The reaction is going to be everybody
Speaker 2: who is complaining about not being able to fucking afford
Speaker 2: a house no matter how much money you make. I
Speaker 2: make more money right now than I ever have in
Speaker 2: my entire life, and I cannot buy a house right now.
Speaker 3: I can't do it, which is crazy.
Speaker 2: Which is the reason why I'm moving out to Arizona
Speaker 2: for a few months to try and save up and
Speaker 2: also build up my credit and all that kind of shit.
Speaker 2: But but even still, it's like, it shouldn't be that
Speaker 2: difficult for somebody who is doing pretty well, you know.
Speaker 2: And I think that this was their plan the entire time.
Speaker 2: And this is where it's going to get real conspiratorial.
Speaker 2: But I think anybody with their third eye all the
Speaker 2: way up is going to be able to see this
Speaker 2: clear as fucking day. What tanked the economy more than
Speaker 2: anything in recent memory.
Speaker 3: There was Obama, but it closing market bubble was under him.
Speaker 2: Right, but it did make a little bit of a
Speaker 2: bounce back after that. What tanked the economy not even
Speaker 2: just the housing market, the entire economy was COVID.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2: The entire economy fucking shut down, put us, put everybody
Speaker 2: in debt, you had to stay at home, everybody got
Speaker 2: sick in the fucking head. Meanwhile, you know, the the
Speaker 2: the powers that be profited from the shots. They they
Speaker 2: profited from all the businesses and everything that were shut down,
Speaker 2: except for the ones that were still allowed to keep
Speaker 2: on going, such as Amazon, which what was it like
Speaker 2: quadrupled in price the amount of money that it was
Speaker 2: able to bring in every single like year over year,
Speaker 2: more than like udru Bald.
Speaker 4: More billionaires are created during COVID than ever before, ever
Speaker 4: right when the rest of the world was tanking, more
Speaker 4: people these Onesies and Tuesdays were like breaking out and
Speaker 4: getting rich, so you're not.
Speaker 2: Basically, my point is is that in this new style economy,
Speaker 2: you're going to see less and less and less mom
Speaker 2: and pop shops popping up around anywhere, because it's the
Speaker 2: ones that can withstand such such things as a fucking
Speaker 2: global illness, right, and so they profit off of every
Speaker 2: fucking end. And I believe that all of this was
Speaker 2: entirely war gamed. If it wasn't for COVID, that statement
Speaker 2: rate here. If it wasn't for COVID, the economy tanking,
Speaker 2: the housing market, taxes, all that shit, if it wasn't
Speaker 2: for COVID, that it we wouldn't be at this point
Speaker 2: to where that statement that Larry Fink said about the
Speaker 2: cars and the houses that that wouldn't that would sound
Speaker 2: egregious if it wasn't for COVID. COVID, right, I'm not disagreeing.
Speaker 4: I I'm with you one hundred percent that COVID did
Speaker 4: a number on the world, I mean, not just America. Right,
Speaker 4: And I know that for any of our listeners that
Speaker 4: are listening from across either one of the ponds, some
Speaker 4: of the stuff that we say may not translate.
Speaker 3: Well, I understand this, but global.
Speaker 4: Economic Jesus Christ, global economics speaking here, Yes, I'm with you. However,
Speaker 4: interest rates went down just a few years ago, Dude,
Speaker 4: my brother refinanced his house from like seven percent to
Speaker 4: like two point five, right, my and interest rates are
Speaker 4: currently starting to.
Speaker 3: Go down, So that that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying that they can't also just skyriik it
Speaker 4: or sky Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Words are hard to see it.
Speaker 4: Look, interest rates are one, they can't skyrocket and they
Speaker 4: can go up again. They'll get harder to get approved
Speaker 4: for shit they can like right now, war could kick off,
Speaker 4: and we got a whole other conversation we talk about
Speaker 4: like for sure, sure.
Speaker 2: But you're talking about interest rates and and and yes,
Speaker 2: that does have a major impact on all things. But
Speaker 2: interest rates vary depending on the fucking market itself. Because
Speaker 2: you would much rather pay you know, I don't know,
Speaker 2: so eight percent interest on one hundred thousand dollars house
Speaker 2: back in nineteen eighty five, then you would rather pay
Speaker 2: three percent interest on a twenty twenty five house that's
Speaker 2: costing you four hundred grand.
Speaker 4: I hear what you're saying, exact house back in eighty five, that.
Speaker 3: Was a fucking mansion, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: To four hundred thousand dollars house, You're you're barely getting
Speaker 4: a fucking three bedroom for that nowadays.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially if you're living in the city.
Speaker 3: But that's the thing.
Speaker 4: Location, right, the location is everything. I mean, Hell, I'm
Speaker 4: living in Louisiana right now. I have a four bedroom house.
Speaker 4: It is not large. It is a decent size home.
Speaker 4: It's actually small for a four bedroom, and my property
Speaker 4: value it just went up from I bought this house.
Speaker 4: I built it in twenty sixteen, right the year of
Speaker 4: the flood in my area.
Speaker 3: I built this house, got it for like one eighty six.
Speaker 4: My property value is probably upwards of one hundred k
Speaker 4: more now than what I bought it for.
Speaker 3: And there's reasons for that.
Speaker 4: The schools are good, there's work in this area, This
Speaker 4: area is very desire for all these things.
Speaker 3: Whatever. That just was kind of dumb luck on my part.
Speaker 4: I didn't buy this land as an investment property for
Speaker 4: that purpose, but it worked out that way. Meanwhile, and
Speaker 4: correct me if I'm wrong, Raven, You're from Oregon, this
Speaker 4: house with this much land, not like on five acres somewhere.
Speaker 4: I'm in a fucking subdivision with an HLA, which I
Speaker 4: fucking hate. If any member of my HOA is listening
Speaker 4: to this, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 3: But anyway, so this house in Oregon, did you I
Speaker 3: just got a letter out there, past letters. Oh I'm
Speaker 3: waiting on talking letter in my mailbox.
Speaker 4: He's cunts anyway, Okay, So, uh, this house in Oregon
Speaker 4: real shit from where you were, which is not in Portland,
Speaker 4: not in some major metropolis.
Speaker 3: You're out there in the country of Oregon. This house
Speaker 3: would go for about what.
Speaker 8: Uh So, my dad passed away last year and his
Speaker 8: house like on acreage. But you're talking like a nineteen
Speaker 8: sixty built house and it had two bedrooms, two bass
Speaker 8: and like one living room.
Speaker 9: It's tiny.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 8: It went for like five hundred or like six hundred
Speaker 8: twenty five thousand. So this house realistically that you have
Speaker 8: probably would be around anywhere between high three hundreds to
Speaker 8: potentially even upwards of five hundred thousand, just depends on
Speaker 8: different variants. But my mom and her husband they do
Speaker 8: really like they do real estate, and they sell like
Speaker 8: people are coming in with cash deals for like one
Speaker 8: to five million dollar homes and they're nothing. They're like
Speaker 8: little two three bedroom houses and they have like nothing, insane,
Speaker 8: and they're like, oh one point two million here, I'll
Speaker 8: just pay cash for it. It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 8: But I have a kind of a conspiracy about the
Speaker 8: home situation because I wonder if it's anything if they
Speaker 8: put us in those big towers like they did in
Speaker 8: Japan and not Japan, excuse me, China, the big towers
Speaker 8: that house like ten I think it's like one hundred
Speaker 8: thousand people or ten thousand.
Speaker 3: People glorified massive apartment complexes.
Speaker 8: Yeah, where they all have like they're literally in like
Speaker 8: little shoe boxes with like they have it. I don't
Speaker 8: know if you've ever seen that, but if they put
Speaker 8: them all in there, they act actually have bars like
Speaker 8: in between each like little space that you have it's
Speaker 8: a twin size bed and that's your apartment, and like
Speaker 8: they share common area rooms. If they wanted to, they
Speaker 8: could just lock that building down and just vombit.
Speaker 3: That's what they did during COVID. They locked the doors,
Speaker 3: leave the building.
Speaker 8: I mean, if if nobody can buy single homes and
Speaker 8: it's illegal, then if they start making places like this,
Speaker 8: that forces people to move into those areas. And it
Speaker 8: also increases the chances of being able to do the
Speaker 8: fifteen minute cities, because then if you have the fifteen
Speaker 8: minute cities, you're able to put everybody close enough and
Speaker 8: be like, well, look you don't actually need a car
Speaker 8: because everything is in walking distance. Oh but hey, you
Speaker 8: don't have the pass to be able to go to
Speaker 8: the next city.
Speaker 9: Sorry.
Speaker 8: You know, we need to control where you're going. Also,
Speaker 8: you need to you know, chip in your skin, and
Speaker 8: we need to watch you, you know, big eye and
Speaker 8: everything like that. I mean, it could very well be
Speaker 8: that it's all a part of a plan.
Speaker 4: I see that. But also we're talking about like in China.
Speaker 4: They they put in the civil engineering projects years and
Speaker 4: years and years ago to have these buildings. If they
Speaker 4: were gonna do that nationwide in America, which again they
Speaker 4: it's not impossible by any means right for them to
Speaker 4: do that, to have fifteen minute cities all over the nation,
Speaker 4: not just a few like they keep talking about doing,
Speaker 4: or liberty cities, depending on which side of the political
Speaker 4: all you're on.
Speaker 3: We're talking about.
Speaker 4: Trillions, trillions and trillions of dollars to build these buildings.
Speaker 4: Then the slow methodical process of buying out everybody's land
Speaker 4: or making land ownership that much more expensive, like property
Speaker 4: taxes are going to go through the roof to where
Speaker 4: nobody can even afford their own home, their own land, whatever,
Speaker 4: And then they're going to force people into this.
Speaker 3: It can't happen.
Speaker 4: I just again, maybe I'm just high on hopium here,
Speaker 4: but I got a hard time believing that the American
Speaker 4: culture is gonna shift in a way to where that
Speaker 4: seems like a viable option.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's the thing is that I believe that
Speaker 2: what they're trying to carry out has been a plan
Speaker 2: all along. Why wouldn't it be, especially if you have
Speaker 2: the kind of power.
Speaker 4: That you do have. It.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, why wouldn't you try and carry
Speaker 2: that out in hopes that the rest of the world
Speaker 2: will not be able to afford anything and now you
Speaker 2: can control them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know so, I think it's something that's interesting.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I just.
Speaker 2: We better hurry up and buy some fucking houses for
Speaker 2: those those who are like me that don't have a
Speaker 2: house yet.
Speaker 3: I mean, I have been telling people for forever.
Speaker 4: Now is the time to buy land, even if you
Speaker 4: think that, Like you're buying ten acres in the middle
Speaker 4: of bum fuck nowhere in a state you don't even
Speaker 4: live in, right, just buying some land rough cut land,
Speaker 4: wilderness shit, and just hold on to that thing for
Speaker 4: another twenty years, thirty years. See what that's worth. Maybe
Speaker 4: pass it down to your kids, Maybe they'll get the
Speaker 4: hook up on it. Land is the one thing they
Speaker 4: are not making any more of. Well, I guess that
Speaker 4: depends and do buy They're doing some things, but in
Speaker 4: continent US, okay, they're not making more.
Speaker 3: Buy that shit up. Man.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying that we all need to have a compound,
Speaker 4: but like, that's also not the craziest idea I've heard
Speaker 4: this evening.
Speaker 2: The cold compound still needs to happen.
Speaker 6: Oh do.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you I'm going to be buying a farm
Speaker 4: here in the next two years that there's no other way.
Speaker 3: Honestly.
Speaker 8: Speaking of gardens, I was just thinking about this the
Speaker 8: US Department of Agriculture, how they wanted people. The People's
Speaker 8: Gardening Initiative is where they want everyone to register their gardens,
Speaker 8: even if it's like a home.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so this has been.
Speaker 8: Going on for a while now, but pretty much it
Speaker 8: wants to aim It wants to recognize community gardens, school gardens,
Speaker 8: urban gardens, including your own personal garden, and they want
Speaker 8: them you to register it to be able to support
Speaker 8: the resources of the USDA. So that way they can
Speaker 8: kind of get an idea of how many people are
Speaker 8: actually having their own gardens and what they're growing, and
Speaker 8: like how they can you know, monitor and see what's
Speaker 8: happening with your local gardens, including you know, in your
Speaker 8: garden back your like own little personal garden in your house.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna tell them that I'm growing coca plants
Speaker 4: and angels. Trumpet were making straight cocaine and PCP of
Speaker 4: my garden. Fed boy mind you business.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my thing.
Speaker 2: I don't think I don't think we should be fucking
Speaker 2: communicating with the government at all about our shit.
Speaker 4: Personally, imagine you have like a tomato plant in your home,
Speaker 4: and you have to register your plant with the US
Speaker 4: government so that they know how sustainable your quote unquote
Speaker 4: garden is when it's literally just like a hanging plant
Speaker 4: you have in your window or some shit.
Speaker 8: There's a whole warfare happening right now for farmers in America.
Speaker 8: I follow a whole bunch of farmers that are like
Speaker 8: the big big farmers, and they are like having consistent
Speaker 8: battles with the government overstepping wanting them to like during COVID,
Speaker 8: how they had them destroy their gardens or their land,
Speaker 8: didn't like their crops, and then they went after them
Speaker 8: if they actually spoke up, and then people that actually
Speaker 8: were filming it and showing what's going on, they lost
Speaker 8: a lot of their land and they got it taken
Speaker 8: for different various reasons. It's actually still going on right now.
Speaker 8: A lot of the big farms are having a lot
Speaker 8: of issues with the government trying to take their land
Speaker 8: from them for different reasons.
Speaker 4: There's and it depends on the type of crop you're
Speaker 4: talking about. But they absolutely have this. So we talked
Speaker 4: about this on an episode a while back. Dme the
Speaker 4: Dairy Management or DMIX you mean the Dairy Management Institute.
Speaker 4: Long story short for anybody that hasn't heard this. Because
Speaker 4: of a rule from World War two, okay, they basically
Speaker 4: said that any dairy farmer that is still producing milk,
Speaker 4: any excess milk that you make, the government is going
Speaker 4: to buy off of you. Right, So you had more
Speaker 4: and more beef farmers that swapped over to dairy farmers
Speaker 4: and they were making money from the government because of it.
Speaker 4: And they pretty much did this as a way to
Speaker 4: prop up the dairy industry. Cool all right, cut too,
Speaker 4: we have five hundred underground bunkers full of cheese right now.
Speaker 3: But that's neither here nor there. Okay. They also did
Speaker 3: this with raisins. Right.
Speaker 4: There is a thing called the raisin cartel. And I
Speaker 4: know that sounds stupid. I know out loud that sounds
Speaker 4: fucking retarded, but just bear with me here, because same thing.
Speaker 4: It was around the Great Depression and World War two
Speaker 4: time frame. Raisins they keep for a very long time, right,
Speaker 4: So it wasn't just people who own vineyards and have grapes,
Speaker 4: and we're gonna subsidize the grape farmers, specifically grapes that
Speaker 4: are designated to be turned into raisins. The government decided
Speaker 4: they will be able to come in and buy up
Speaker 4: to half, if not more, of your crop, and they
Speaker 4: will decide what price they're gonna pay you for it,
Speaker 4: and you can go fuck off about it.
Speaker 3: And that is still a rule that is in effect now.
Speaker 4: As a matter of fact, twenty fifteen, there was a
Speaker 4: farmer out in California, raisin farmer's family farm. He's like
Speaker 4: fourth generation owner of this shit.
Speaker 3: Cool cool.
Speaker 4: The government comes in and decides they're going to take
Speaker 4: fifty five percent of his crop that year, and they're
Speaker 4: gonna pay him pennies on the dollar for what they
Speaker 4: were supposed to get.
Speaker 3: He tried fighting this.
Speaker 4: It went all the way to the Supreme Court for
Speaker 4: them to literally slap his dick so hard with the
Speaker 4: law book that he had to sell his family farm
Speaker 4: just to pay his own legal fees and get out
Speaker 4: from under it to become okay, not even win, not
Speaker 4: even get something out of it, just to get to
Speaker 4: a neutral playing field.
Speaker 3: And now he lost the farm, Like that's just milk
Speaker 3: and raisins. That's horrible. Oh it is.
Speaker 4: We're gonna talk about all of the subsidy groups, all
Speaker 4: the lobbying groups, all the old standing laws that during
Speaker 4: the Great Depression seemed like a good ideal, but they
Speaker 4: are now being used against the farmers today. Oh it
Speaker 4: is a fucking absolute war zone.
Speaker 8: We had a dairy farm like that in Oregon that
Speaker 8: had been there for generations and they decided, the city
Speaker 8: decided that, you know what, we have too many people
Speaker 8: that are in that are coming from Portland out this way,
Speaker 8: so we need more land. A lot of Californian people
Speaker 8: started moving up to where I lived, gross, and so
Speaker 8: they decided to go to this family and they were like,
Speaker 8: you know what, we want to widen the road. AKA,
Speaker 8: we're going to take your farm and you just can't
Speaker 8: do anything about it. And so they literally paid them
Speaker 8: ten cents ten cents per like I forget how it
Speaker 8: was a large portion of land, and they took the
Speaker 8: majority of their farm that they've had in their family
Speaker 8: for generations just to make a road of four lane
Speaker 8: road because they needed that to be able to create
Speaker 8: this now mega place that's called happy Valley and it is.
Speaker 8: I mean, it has like everything you could want in it,
Speaker 8: but it also it used to be all farmland and
Speaker 8: just you know, out in the country, but now it's
Speaker 8: not so.
Speaker 4: Jesus crazy shit, dude, I did want to share this
Speaker 4: and give a major shout out.
Speaker 2: Somebody drew pictures.
Speaker 4: Of us and you yeah yeah, and.
Speaker 2: Shared it and on Instagram called Vengeborn is venge porn?
Speaker 2: Vengeborn Vingeborn.
Speaker 3: I'm about to say, hold on, is this a hateful
Speaker 3: picture or check it out?
Speaker 4: Dude, like wrote this, why do you look like seth Rogen?
Speaker 4: But no, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Like even the description like and this isn't ai like
Speaker 2: they they drew this. That's dope, it says, and gave
Speaker 2: me a new name.
Speaker 3: JOHNA.
Speaker 2: Thiel, the Awakened Eye, seer of hidden Truths, keeper of
Speaker 2: the Third Eye. A new figure enters the Vengemorn universe.
Speaker 4: This wizard whose path will shape both the story's future
Speaker 4: and a special collaboration product or project inspired by Jonathan
Speaker 4: from the Cult of Conspiracy podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm honored to weave him into the world. That's fucking awesome, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I thought that that was pretty neat, but then check
Speaker 2: you out.
Speaker 3: Oh God, I'm look at that. That's fucking sick. What
Speaker 3: the he? I mean, my hair is way shorter with hair,
Speaker 3: but I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 2: Sir Jacob the Anointed, the blacksmith who's who broke chains
Speaker 2: to wield faith and steal from the ashes of battle
Speaker 2: rises Jacob the Anointed a vital figure in the Realm
Speaker 2: of Vengeborn, the second piece to the Cult of Conspiracy
Speaker 2: podcast inspired by Jacob.
Speaker 4: How fucking awesome is that?
Speaker 3: That's fucking dope? Thank you Vingeborne.
Speaker 4: Dude, that is so cool. Greaker of chains, Blacksmith, that's
Speaker 4: covering a wide gap.
Speaker 3: Dude. Hell yeah.
Speaker 2: So I was like, dude, I mean that's I don't
Speaker 2: know that is I just love when people do like
Speaker 2: personal shit like that, you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 2: that is so cool. So definitely shout out the Veneborn.
Speaker 2: That was awesome.
Speaker 8: I've really thought he said venge porn like over and
Speaker 8: over and a.
Speaker 9: Venge porn or porn born.
Speaker 4: I thought this is gonna be some AI revenge porn
Speaker 4: on me and you am about to.
Speaker 2: Say, oh God, take away. I'm not trying to take
Speaker 2: away from Vengemorn.
Speaker 3: Great work.
Speaker 9: So it was a miss hearing on already both of
Speaker 9: us like we're kind.
Speaker 4: Of what yeah, yeah, no, Beneborne solid good, good work
Speaker 4: on these people.
Speaker 2: I do want to say the Beneborn I am not
Speaker 2: short and fat. I just want to throw that out there.
Speaker 2: I'm not. I mean, I'm chunky. I got the from
Speaker 2: what spirit animal says. I got a fucking dad bod.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying all that.
Speaker 9: I said.
Speaker 7: I said you have yes, I said, dad Bob.
Speaker 5: I'm more like the fraternity guy god like you get
Speaker 5: you get drunk at three pm in during the day,
Speaker 5: listen to queen and pass out in the the fraternity yard.
Speaker 7: That's what I want to do at college.
Speaker 3: This fraternity bros run the gambit.
Speaker 4: You got the scrawny one, you got the gym rat one,
Speaker 4: and you do have the fat ones.
Speaker 3: They run the whole gambit.
Speaker 4: So saying frat bro vibes isn't that could mean so
Speaker 4: many different bodies.
Speaker 7: I mean it as a compliment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I appreciate that, Samuel.
Speaker 6: I love you, dog.
Speaker 2: I love you too, brother. I just you know, you
Speaker 2: had a little slip of the tongue there with Dad Bodden.
Speaker 2: Like now I'm trying to like watch my figure and everything.
Speaker 3: Dude, the picture you're wearing like thick cloaks in that
Speaker 3: picture they drew You're not that's not fat. And the
Speaker 3: only reason I said the seth rope because they got
Speaker 3: your hair looking afroish, which is super not your hair.
Speaker 3: But like for the picture and for the mythical creature
Speaker 3: they drew, it's solid. Same with me.
Speaker 4: I don't have like the slick sides and the I
Speaker 4: at one time had that short hair cut.
Speaker 3: But it's been years. But you know, I like, I
Speaker 3: like what they did.
Speaker 2: That's not Yeah, it looked really good. I thought very magical.
Speaker 2: I liked how I was like holding magic in my hands.
Speaker 4: That was like, yes, and I'm a wizard.
Speaker 3: And I love how your third eye was already there.
Speaker 4: That was dope, of course, yes, as it always is.
Speaker 3: They had me holding a sword. How can I get
Speaker 3: mad at it?
Speaker 2: I'm here gangster loved it. Yeah, I want to know
Speaker 2: what inspired that venge born? So if you could reach
Speaker 2: out to us. Are you some buddy that listens to
Speaker 2: the show regularly? Have we talked to you before? Would
Speaker 2: love to know who you are. Please reach out. That
Speaker 2: being said, I've been waiting on Alex to be here
Speaker 2: over the past couple of weeks, and Alex has not
Speaker 2: been here, and.
Speaker 4: Alex has a new boss who's a bit of a dick,
Speaker 4: so can't listen while doing the night shift, says Alex,
Speaker 4: be doing resident trans correspondent. We do miss them, yeah
Speaker 4: them her he she whatever, All right, Alex is out.
Speaker 4: That's why I don't even say he she. I'm just like,
Speaker 4: fucking your name's Alex. So uh.
Speaker 2: But Alex sent us some commemorative Penguins and red Wings coins.
Speaker 3: Yeah you got both.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they're just like, they're basically like quarters,
Speaker 2: but they have uh. For the penguins, I have Mary
Speaker 2: Lemieux and Sidney Crosby, and I think I think that
Speaker 2: they the.
Speaker 4: Red Wings ones. Is it?
Speaker 2: No, it's not red Wings, I mean capa.
Speaker 4: I was gonna confuse, I hate both of them.
Speaker 3: I'm hoping Ovechkin's on there.
Speaker 2: I think Ovechkin was. I think that was the only one.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: So the Penguins had Mario and uh Crosby, which I
Speaker 2: thought was pretty cool.
Speaker 4: Fuck I think there was. You know, next time you
Speaker 4: swing with Louisiana, drop in and drop that thing off
Speaker 4: to me. And also I got two coins for you,
Speaker 4: So that works out for us. We're gonna swap coins, Yeah, Alexandrovechkin.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's the dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fucking Russians are psychotic, aren't they.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: They don't give enough credit to I mean, my favorite
Speaker 2: hockey player growing up, because I grew up like right
Speaker 2: after Mary Lemieux and right before Sidney Crosby. There was
Speaker 2: a fucking window where we sucked. But we had one
Speaker 2: awesome player and that was Yarmir Yager and he was
Speaker 2: a fucking gangster. He's still actually playing, which is crazy
Speaker 2: because he's like fifty something.
Speaker 4: So living in Louisiana, we don't have many professional sports teams, right.
Speaker 4: We have a professional football team. I don't know if
Speaker 4: you're aware, but they kind of suck. And we have
Speaker 4: a professional basketball team, which I wouldn't know about it
Speaker 4: because I don't really watch professional basketball, right, And we
Speaker 4: have some like minor league teams for other sports. So
Speaker 4: when I got to DC, I became a fan of
Speaker 4: the DC their soccer team, their baseball team, their hockey team,
Speaker 4: right dope.
Speaker 3: The downside, I was.
Speaker 4: There during a timeframe when all these teams were on
Speaker 4: the come up, but I wasn't there for when they
Speaker 4: actually achieved greatness, when the Caps won the Stanley Cup,
Speaker 4: when the Nationals won the Pennant won the World Series, right,
Speaker 4: all this.
Speaker 3: I wasn't there for that. I was there in the
Speaker 3: building years, which was dope to see the city kind
Speaker 3: of on the uptick as far as the sports is concerned.
Speaker 4: But because now I remember a time when it was
Speaker 4: still the Redskins, not whatever the fuck it is.
Speaker 3: Is it the Commanders, the Senators, what is it?
Speaker 2: Well, it's the Commanders. But supposedly Trump is trying to
Speaker 2: get the Redskins back.
Speaker 4: So he's bringing back the Redskins as he's about to
Speaker 4: force the Smithsonian to do an audit on the National
Speaker 4: Museum of the American Indian where he's gonna take out
Speaker 4: anything that doesn't align with his history.
Speaker 3: I find that to be just hypocritical as an understatement.
Speaker 3: But okay, yeah, you don't like l s U professional. Oh,
Speaker 3: I was like college.
Speaker 9: I was like wait wait wait.
Speaker 8: Wait no, no no no, I mean they're all right,
Speaker 8: They're not as bad, are not as bad as the Seahawks?
Speaker 2: Like all we have is Washington Wait till this year.
Speaker 2: The Seahawks are about to be way better.
Speaker 9: It has the white boy that's saying whoa, whoa that.
Speaker 3: Yeah he is living in Seattle.
Speaker 7: I've been rooting for them since I was like seventh.
Speaker 3: I just got used to them sucking.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry, they just suck.
Speaker 8: Like Washington is not my favorite state.
Speaker 9: I blow it. I like, I awesome, Oregon, Great Washington.
Speaker 4: You suck, bro.
Speaker 2: The the same starting quarterback is about to be Spencer Rattler.
Speaker 2: Y'all are about to go oh and seventeen.
Speaker 3: I couldn't care less, to be honest with you, with football.
Speaker 3: I only care about college ball.
Speaker 4: That's just me truth. And that's the thing I've learned.
Speaker 4: I know that like college ball is important around the nation.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to negate the people that are like
Speaker 4: Big USC fans or Oregon Ducks fans or like, I'm
Speaker 4: not going to negate that at all.
Speaker 3: They got their diehards. I will say that the SEC
Speaker 3: has a different, a different vibe to it when it
Speaker 3: comes to college football than anywhere else. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 3: understand the Big Ten has their fan base.
Speaker 4: They ain't shit compared to SEC FanDuel like this is
Speaker 4: a different conversation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean whatever, I was growing up so I
Speaker 2: grew up like right outside of Pittsburgh, and there was
Speaker 2: no Penn State fans. Like if you were a college
Speaker 2: like if you were like if you preferred to watch
Speaker 2: college football or basketball or whatever, you were either Pitt
Speaker 2: or Ohio State. And we hated Ohio State like that
Speaker 2: was you have a record.
Speaker 4: So everyone that's not you know they like the Cowboys.
Speaker 4: You either love them or you fucking hate them. There's
Speaker 4: no the Cowboys growing up growing up. The cheerleaders, I mean,
Speaker 4: they have.
Speaker 8: A great cheerleading team, but I like the Cowboys when
Speaker 8: I was growing up.
Speaker 4: Being a growing up as a Saints fan, I pretty
Speaker 4: much acknowledged that the Cowboys needed all rot.
Speaker 3: That's a long standing hatred.
Speaker 8: Though I have a I have a grudge against Auburn.
Speaker 2: I mean so uh, pitt usually sucked. They were never
Speaker 2: in contention for any national title or anything. A lot
Speaker 2: of great players came out of pitt though, like Larry
Speaker 2: Fitzgerald and Lashawn McCoy and like a lot of them, right,
Speaker 2: but we never really did anything. So that's why, like
Speaker 2: college from where I'm from wasn't really that big a deal.
Speaker 2: You know, you'd tune in, but it dude, it's fucking
Speaker 2: Steelers country, like miss us with all that college bullshit,
Speaker 2: Like the NFL is where grown men come to play,
Speaker 2: Like this ain't no little boyshit.
Speaker 8: My aunt is a die hard Steelers fan. She even
Speaker 8: has a tattoo of it.
Speaker 9: Really, yeah, like die hard Steelers fan.
Speaker 3: Yeah I do too, don't you, Jonathan?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I thought you had a Steelers tat. Yeah, yea, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's right.
Speaker 4: That's actually what when we were when we were at
Speaker 4: bro Grove, that's uh.
Speaker 2: Sam Tripley came up and started talking to me. That
Speaker 2: was like what started the conversation. You go, Steelers fan,
Speaker 2: y'all are going to be pretty good this year. I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I hope so. And I know he's
Speaker 2: a Raiders fan, and I was like, hey, y'all just
Speaker 2: got Ashton Gentzy fucking that's something to be excited about.
Speaker 2: And so, you know, I just love talking with football people.
Speaker 2: It's awesome, no doubt.
Speaker 3: And again it's again, I have no hatred towards the
Speaker 3: pros in my area. Our pro team is not the best.
Speaker 3: So we got to cling to the things that we
Speaker 3: can really get behind, really sink our teeth into. And yeah,
Speaker 3: LSU was kind.
Speaker 9: Of that for US Championship of Baseball.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Basketball, Well again, I don't watch basketball, but like, hell
Speaker 4: yeah that too. Gymnastics. I don't watch that ship, but
Speaker 4: fuck yeah, they run that ship.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Go ahead, Sam, what are your thoughts, sir?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't watch a whole lot of NFL.
Speaker 17: I didn't even think Louisey and had an actual national
Speaker 17: football team.
Speaker 4: They don't.
Speaker 3: You've never heard of the New Orleans Saints before he
Speaker 3: won the Super Bowl once.
Speaker 2: Technically they have a team, but not really.
Speaker 7: I thought those were like up north. For some reason,
Speaker 7: I was getting those. I got those in the Steelers. Confused.
Speaker 7: My geography was off.
Speaker 3: Black and gold and black and gold.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just I never watched the NFL.
Speaker 17: I always watched college, but even then it was only
Speaker 17: until after I hit high school. Did actually give a fuck.
Speaker 17: But I've always played like I played. Uh the last
Speaker 17: game I played with the Nintendo sixty four Madden and
Speaker 17: I played as the Dolphins and I beat the ship
Speaker 17: out of the datas kewboard.
Speaker 7: Chiles, I meant the the players. I like the ship.
Speaker 3: Not bad, bro, But you sure you wentn't playing NFL blitz.
Speaker 3: Do you just body slamming Randos? I get it, but
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 7: All I know is I played on N six for
Speaker 7: me and my uncle. We had matching Dan Marino, Josies and.
Speaker 3: Marino back when the Dolphins or something to talk about.
Speaker 2: Not in the late nineties. Probably not in the year
Speaker 2: that he was playing, because he was playing on the
Speaker 2: n sixty four. You were probably either playing like Madden
Speaker 2: ninety seven, Mad ninety eight, Madden ninety nine somewhere in there.
Speaker 7: I think it was eight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but Marina was on the decline.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The Dallas Cowboys their logo isn't a logo, it's a waiting.
Speaker 3: Damn one star rating. I like it. I like it.
Speaker 4: And also makes sense to me why certain places, like
Speaker 4: you said, Pennsylvania you got your pro teams because the
Speaker 4: college ball really hitting on shit Packers fans right from
Speaker 4: from Green Bay, Yo. Does was Kansting even have a
Speaker 4: fucking college there like that has a sports team?
Speaker 3: Wisconsin?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got the Packers. No, no college, Oh Wisconsin Badgers?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh god, the Badgers is them? See that's my point, Like,
Speaker 3: who the fuck even knows about this?
Speaker 8: But the Packers, the Beavers for Oregon, right, like people
Speaker 8: are like, oh I love no, no, I.
Speaker 4: Swear to God, like the Pros for Like the Packers fans,
Speaker 4: they're like about that pro ball.
Speaker 3: I get it, I get it. The Packers as a
Speaker 3: thing that you can get behind, for sure.
Speaker 2: The Badgers like all right, I mean they got a
Speaker 2: pretty big fan base up there. I mean usually they
Speaker 2: put out a pretty decent team. A lot of good
Speaker 2: players come out of Wisconsin.
Speaker 4: TJ.
Speaker 2: Watt shout out.
Speaker 3: Okay, talking like the Bills, the Bill's mafia, right as
Speaker 3: opposed to like.
Speaker 4: Some college from New York with their fan base. It's
Speaker 4: it's different conversations for that reach.
Speaker 2: The Bills only know how to do one thing, and
Speaker 2: that's choke on fucking everything, on every single opportunity they get.
Speaker 2: They choke every single fucking time.
Speaker 3: That is true.
Speaker 4: But their fans know how to slam each other through
Speaker 4: plastic tables, and I find that great.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the fan base is great. But the team,
Speaker 2: I mean, and they you know, they're good, but they
Speaker 2: get to the AFC Championship, they get waxed by fucking
Speaker 2: Patrick Mahomes every year.
Speaker 3: It's like, come on, fucking Kermit the Frog waxes that
Speaker 3: ass every.
Speaker 2: Year, every fucking year. Yeah, like three straight times it happened.
Speaker 4: I got that's crazy. All right, we need to get
Speaker 4: to this check because we are falling behind, and actually
Speaker 4: we're not as behind as we usually are, so yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So I scrolled past some of the religious stuff because
Speaker 2: we're kind of past that now, and Samuel said, so
Speaker 2: much smoke, it looks like my car is on fire.
Speaker 2: Just remembered, I'm going to base tomorrow. Don't you get
Speaker 2: drug tested for that?
Speaker 3: Wait? What do you mean you're going to base?
Speaker 17: I have a group, I have goop therapy story anymore,
Speaker 17: you have to go on base for that?
Speaker 7: Yep?
Speaker 4: Oh well, I mean you should be fine. I think, well, well,
Speaker 4: he's not.
Speaker 18: In it anymore, so they probably won't have to get
Speaker 18: drug tested, right, No, but I mean, like if the
Speaker 18: gate guards have a dog, which is not likely, but
Speaker 18: there is a gree than zero percent chance, perhaps go
Speaker 18: to a different gate.
Speaker 17: Oh no, there's only one gate, and I'm not even
Speaker 17: worried about it.
Speaker 3: Okay, up, what are they gonna do? Hit you with
Speaker 3: an NJP dog?
Speaker 7: I mean, fuck it, They've already bought the dog out
Speaker 7: one time. They ain't found shit. Yeah, so fuck it.
Speaker 3: I'm smart.
Speaker 7: What they gonna do.
Speaker 3: Fair enough? Very well?
Speaker 2: Said, my credit got trashed by X old lady. She
Speaker 2: stole my wallet in Max credit cards and then she dipped.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got two X old ladies. That's why my
Speaker 4: credit is shit right now. I feel that although I
Speaker 4: will say X number one fucked my credit way up,
Speaker 4: way more than X number two.
Speaker 2: Like leaps and bounds, he said, one single wide on
Speaker 2: nine acres HOA trying to get me to join they
Speaker 2: can catch hands.
Speaker 4: I don't like dirty comis. Nah, yeah, I you know,
Speaker 4: when I moved into this neighborhood, I knew there was
Speaker 4: an HOA, but it wasn't as bad as it is now.
Speaker 4: And uh the reason was because they lived in a
Speaker 4: different city, Like, so, I live in Pville, two parishes
Speaker 4: over is where the UH or what some other people
Speaker 4: might call counties is where the HOA was based out of.
Speaker 4: So like once a month they would send their car
Speaker 4: out to take pictures of like your house if it
Speaker 4: was out of rags and they were not trying to
Speaker 4: make problems for people, Okay, your house had to be
Speaker 4: pretty egregious for them to leave a letter in your mailbox.
Speaker 3: That was about it. They left you the fuck alone
Speaker 3: for the most part.
Speaker 4: We've gone through like five different hoas and now we've
Speaker 4: got one that's more local, and it's a bunch of
Speaker 4: fucking people that, like, I think they actually achieve orgasm
Speaker 4: by making other people's lives more difficult.
Speaker 9: My favorite is when China owned the Hua.
Speaker 3: That's not a joke.
Speaker 8: China owned the Hua for like a solid year and like, no,
Speaker 8: how that even happened, And they just sent a letter
Speaker 8: and was like, hey, we.
Speaker 9: Own you guys.
Speaker 4: Now where's my fucking Malaysian corresponding when I need him?
Speaker 3: Like, come on now, don't trust China. China it's ass whole,
Speaker 3: Like did we need that somehow? They're like, sure, we
Speaker 3: should totally sell our h o A bylaws to a
Speaker 3: Chinese subsidiary.
Speaker 9: To be fair that we were left alone for entire year.
Speaker 2: We do you have a We do you have an
Speaker 2: Asian correspondent? He's raising his hand. Now go ahead, Samuel.
Speaker 7: You're not trust Ashole.
Speaker 3: It sounded better when you did it. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 9: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: I mean he's the spirit animal, of course it would
Speaker 2: have to sound better.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I actually met I've met a fellow Filipino today.
Speaker 7: Well that was pretty cool today.
Speaker 17: So now he's actually gonna I'm gonna meet up for
Speaker 17: them this weekend.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna learn about all the Asian ship now, like
Speaker 7: the grocery stores and all. It's gonna be cool.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, I just recently found like the Asian market
Speaker 3: for my area.
Speaker 4: I am fucking stoked. I'm about to get it popping
Speaker 4: up in there.
Speaker 17: But you know the vice machines that everybody get gets
Speaker 17: really hyped over on everything with the elephant on it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I wouldn't recommend them that.
Speaker 17: But all you gotta do is just do take your water,
Speaker 17: you wash your advice, make sure you watch the rice
Speaker 17: and you fill it up to about your knuckle. Like however,
Speaker 17: your rice is you fill up to the knuckle and
Speaker 17: you thin you you bullet, so it comes out pretty good.
Speaker 4: Embarrassing thing about me, right, So I am a really
Speaker 4: good cook, like for sure, no doubts about this. However,
Speaker 4: the one thing my entire life that I've always fucked
Speaker 4: up is rice. And I've tried it every which away.
Speaker 4: It's a two to one ratio. It's the fucking knuckle thing.
Speaker 4: You gotta do this first, Gotta this first. It's the
Speaker 4: type of rice you're using, almost to a mathematical certainty.
Speaker 4: If I'm cooking rice without a rice cooker, I will
Speaker 4: fuck it up. Except for last week, I successfully figured
Speaker 4: out the fucking cheat code that I've been doing wrong
Speaker 4: all these years, and now yeah, the rice cooker is easy,
Speaker 4: So I'm still use it.
Speaker 3: But like push, come to shove. If I don't. If
Speaker 3: I don't have it, I got that bitch on lock.
Speaker 9: It literally gives you instructions on.
Speaker 3: The back listen list.
Speaker 9: It gives you an instructions listen.
Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, I feel very judged at this moment.
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm just saying.
Speaker 2: For somebody that because you make gumbo a lot, don't you,
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: But I use a rice cooker because it's made for
Speaker 3: that one purpose.
Speaker 4: It's like whenever I'm making tea, I got a kettle.
Speaker 4: I could boil water in a pot, but I also
Speaker 4: got a kettle. No, but no, but I do fox
Speaker 4: with some tea. Dude, I do fox some green tea,
Speaker 4: some oolong, some some Echonesia elderberry tea.
Speaker 3: I fox with it.
Speaker 4: It is solid. I can't I can't hate on the tea.
Speaker 4: It's uh, especially right before bedtime. Yeah, that'll get you.
Speaker 4: Don't do tea before bed because all my tea is
Speaker 4: caffeinated to the fucking gills because you know me.
Speaker 3: But uh yeah, yeah, good things.
Speaker 4: And I've also found, like when you're sick and you
Speaker 4: get like that lemon gen sing and ginger tea and
Speaker 4: all that, that's great. Have you tried that with a
Speaker 4: shot of caffeine in it? It will perk you the
Speaker 4: fuck up.
Speaker 8: I love teas. I like this Thai restaurant I used
Speaker 8: to go to. You had a wall of teas and
Speaker 8: you could just buy little sample bags and it was great.
Speaker 3: Was a good thie restaurant we don't have. They don't
Speaker 3: have that.
Speaker 2: I'm a fan of Tavana dude. Yeah, with the little
Speaker 2: mesh bags.
Speaker 4: So good. Yeah, I mean probably not good for you.
Speaker 4: But is that that tea store that used to be
Speaker 4: in the mall?
Speaker 2: I think Starbucks bottom Yeah, because you can buy the cans,
Speaker 2: the yellow cans, right, it has like yellow and then
Speaker 2: it's like red riding on it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they bought them.
Speaker 2: That's ship so good And God is Love, said whoa whoa.
Speaker 2: Good schools in Louisiana.
Speaker 4: I know, I know it sounds kind of crazy, but
Speaker 4: for the state. Yeah, this Paris got really good schools now, yes,
Speaker 4: comparing that to Vermont or some shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, different conversation. Okay, you know, I get it. I do.
Speaker 2: The YO kid said, thanks for letting me speak so long.
Speaker 2: That was half an hour ago. Yeah, you can talk
Speaker 2: anytime you want. I mean, I'm always here to soak
Speaker 2: up whatever you're laying down, dude.
Speaker 4: Especially we're talking about the sacrificing of the the red heifer.
Speaker 4: We got to hear from our resident Jewish correspondent. I
Speaker 4: think that's actually a law. I think that's written right
Speaker 4: there next to the other ones.
Speaker 9: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 8: When you guys first started saying that, I really thought
Speaker 8: that you were like it was not actually a sacrificial cow.
Speaker 9: I was like, wait, why are they talking about a red,
Speaker 9: redheaded chick?
Speaker 3: This is what did you sacrifice? The fat ginger on
Speaker 3: the altar.
Speaker 8: Before we got on when I was like, I was
Speaker 8: like hearing it, but I was like trying to like
Speaker 8: get ready, and he was like, yeah, the red the heifer,
Speaker 8: And I was like, are they talking about a fat
Speaker 8: bitch and that red bitch.
Speaker 9: I was like, who are we talking about?
Speaker 8: And then I realized, like, you were actually being serious,
Speaker 8: and I was like, oh, they're really talking about actual cow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're talking about the fat roller Derby Dyke. That's
Speaker 3: what the Jews are Like.
Speaker 9: Wait, did they really sacrifice the redhead and fat bitch?
Speaker 3: Like, oh my god? And then I realized it's amazing.
Speaker 3: What makes sense.
Speaker 9: I mean, they're probably a really blonde moment right there.
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean they're they're probably nephylemic anyway, right, I mean.
Speaker 3: At what size? Could the conversation happened right at my
Speaker 3: six hundred pound life ship? Like all right, first of all, bitch,
Speaker 3: when you have to talk?
Speaker 9: I was like, how would they make that bitch pure?
Speaker 9: Like I'm so good from the very beginning before we
Speaker 9: at like, I was like, oh no.
Speaker 2: They would probably be pretty likely to get ten and
Speaker 2: a half pounds of ash out of a six hundred
Speaker 2: pound ginger though, right, No.
Speaker 3: I mean I don't know. But at the same time,
Speaker 3: kind of right, You're.
Speaker 9: Welcome they're having that blonde moment.
Speaker 8: I felt like I needed to share that like moment
Speaker 8: bro with everybody.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, somebody make a meme of this the
Speaker 4: Jews sacrificing a giant ginger chick.
Speaker 9: You send it to South Park?
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yes, speaking up.
Speaker 8: Fucking hard on their new episodes and then going after Trump.
Speaker 9: I love it.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 4: I don't know how many are keeping up with the
Speaker 4: works of our Lord and Savior, Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Speaker 4: But if you're not about that South Park life, and
Speaker 4: you've never been about that South Park life, now is
Speaker 4: the time to watch. This is the the amount of
Speaker 4: no fucks given and comedy gold all wrapped into one.
Speaker 8: It's unmatched him with his dick may like they are
Speaker 8: going after Trump so hard, like he's just runing around
Speaker 8: with this tiny little dick.
Speaker 9: It's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Good good.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, I don't really watch South Park, but
Speaker 2: I know, I mean, I like it. I watch it
Speaker 2: if it's on, but I got other ship to watch.
Speaker 3: It's worth it just for the conspiratorial talk.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've been watching a show recommended by Nick called
Speaker 2: His Dark Materials, and it's really fucking good. Actually, so
Speaker 2: it took me a long time. He's been suggesting it
Speaker 2: for two years and I finally got around to it soon.
Speaker 4: Dude, I just started watching this show about the British
Speaker 4: Sas in World War Two called Rogue Warriors the Story
Speaker 4: of the British Sas and there, dude, this is this
Speaker 4: is amazing historical content. Basically, they went to prisons and
Speaker 4: found guys that had a propensity for violence and said, hey,
Speaker 4: I want you to kill Nazis and I don't give
Speaker 4: a fuck if you acknowledge the ring structure or not.
Speaker 4: You keep winning, We'll keep turning a blind eye to
Speaker 4: you showing up to work drunk every day.
Speaker 3: Deal deal, get after it.
Speaker 4: And they just they went ham They just fucked everything up,
Speaker 4: which is beautiful. Nice.
Speaker 2: Um Claire said, don't do a compound with family unless
Speaker 2: you have room for none of them to actually see
Speaker 2: who's at your house.
Speaker 3: Yo, this is real shit. I've thought about this.
Speaker 4: If I'm gonna get a compound where I'm allowing my
Speaker 4: family to live on there with me, and by family,
Speaker 4: in fact, I do mean my own children, right Like,
Speaker 4: when the time comes and they get old enough that
Speaker 4: they want to build a house on the family land,
Speaker 4: I'm good with that. I don't want to see their house.
Speaker 4: I don't want their house to be able to see
Speaker 4: my house. If we're going to do that I need
Speaker 4: enough land to where like you got to go around
Speaker 4: a bend in a curve to get to their estates
Speaker 4: kind of thing. I like, I like my distance as
Speaker 4: well as closest with the family, but like from.
Speaker 3: A distance kind of thing.
Speaker 9: I would totally build a mead hall, Like that's what
Speaker 9: I want.
Speaker 8: I want, I want mead hall so we can all
Speaker 8: have like, you know, big big dinners together and stuff,
Speaker 8: but then respectfully go to our own locations so we
Speaker 8: don't have to see each other or hear each other.
Speaker 3: Yeoh, the communal house in the middle, We're.
Speaker 8: Like, yeah, like it's a circle. Like everybody lives in
Speaker 8: their own little pockets. But like then we all meet
Speaker 8: up for festivities and you know, all have a good
Speaker 8: time and then be like okay, bye, I love you, yeah,
Speaker 8: and not have to see each other.
Speaker 2: You gotta have a little bit of space. Speaking of mead,
Speaker 2: I I had meat for the first time at Renfest
Speaker 2: last year.
Speaker 3: Shit's amazing.
Speaker 2: I mean, some of it is ass. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 9: Some of it is good so gross.
Speaker 3: If it's made well, it is amazing. It tastes like
Speaker 3: stinging horse.
Speaker 8: Piss one really good and you get trashed on and
Speaker 8: the other of it is like.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 2: There was this one I think it was like black
Speaker 2: BlackBerry or blueberry or something like, so fucking good dude,
Speaker 2: and it was like, I mean, you gotta buy it
Speaker 2: by the fucking bottle, you.
Speaker 9: Know, drink that bottle down like while you want it.
Speaker 4: I mean, you're there all day anyway.
Speaker 2: But that's the thing, Like I babysit my alcohol because
Speaker 2: I really don't drink very often, so it gets hot
Speaker 2: and then it's not that good, and you know, I'd
Speaker 2: much rather just get the smaller ones. But they don't
Speaker 2: have to feel that.
Speaker 11: Not me.
Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta, you gotta slow sip it as
Speaker 3: you go, you know, every few steps, take you another pull,
Speaker 3: and just before you know it, you're empty, and you're
Speaker 3: also having a really good time. It's like, fuck, I'm
Speaker 3: out of mead keep.
Speaker 9: I really want to.
Speaker 8: I want to be one of those bar keeps for
Speaker 8: like a season'd be fun.
Speaker 9: That'd be so fun.
Speaker 3: They make money, dude.
Speaker 2: We all got to get together for Renfest one of
Speaker 2: these years, the Renfest and tech Switches fucking y'all are
Speaker 2: going to the Texas one.
Speaker 3: No, We're going to one here.
Speaker 4: But I am also not against traveling for the Texas Renfest.
Speaker 4: I've only heard legendary thing is fucking.
Speaker 9: We're all going like we are dressing to the nines.
Speaker 3: Plus boo hurt, dude.
Speaker 4: They host the Texas Cup, the Lone Star Cup at
Speaker 4: Texas Renfest. So like, I got to train up because
Speaker 4: I am not where I need to be if I'm
Speaker 4: going to try to compete against these animals.
Speaker 3: But like one of these years, fuck yes, now.
Speaker 2: Dude, there's some shit actually going on. So the guy
Speaker 2: that owned the land for Renfest died like I thing
Speaker 2: like six months ago or something like that, and supposedly
Speaker 2: they've been trying to squeeze that land out of them
Speaker 2: because they want to turn it into housing development or
Speaker 2: some kind of shit, and.
Speaker 3: They're about to piss off all of the nerds in
Speaker 3: the state of Texas. Like you don't want that fight, bro,
Speaker 3: not even just nerds.
Speaker 2: Everybody loves Renfest in Texas like it is a thing.
Speaker 2: And they got like all the different weekends, so they
Speaker 2: got like a Pirate Day and then like a fucking
Speaker 2: you know, all the different Renaissance share day.
Speaker 8: Fuck you, dude, part weekend. But you should go the
Speaker 8: one in Oregon too. It's magical, large, mean, it's whatever.
Speaker 8: I've driven it way too many times across this country.
Speaker 3: They got one.
Speaker 2: It's kind I don't know if it's necessarily a renfest,
Speaker 2: but I think it's like up in Michigan or something
Speaker 2: like that. And it's called Electric Forest. Have you ever
Speaker 2: seen that shit?
Speaker 3: I've heard of it.
Speaker 9: I've heard of it.
Speaker 2: It is literally in the middle of fucking nowhere in
Speaker 2: the woods and it's just a full on weekend rave like.
Speaker 4: Doing that on shrooms. Sounds like it'd be a riff
Speaker 4: snorting good time. Fucking well.
Speaker 8: It does dresses all in green frog stuff, and she
Speaker 8: posts about it a lot, ye all her videos on it. Yeah,
Speaker 8: she posts like because she has like outfits for every
Speaker 8: like every couple hours she changes into a new outfit.
Speaker 8: And then I was, yeah, who has the time she
Speaker 8: makes all of her outfits too, That's what's crazy.
Speaker 9: I was, like, so.
Speaker 4: Talented, I want to go to what's that one? It's
Speaker 4: it's not called road Wars. It's basically a burning Man.
Speaker 4: It's in the desert, but it's all like super post
Speaker 4: apocalyptic shit.
Speaker 8: Burning Man right now is having a whole shipfest of
Speaker 8: like the winds are so bad there.
Speaker 9: Have you seen the videos of them like having to
Speaker 9: try to deal with it right now?
Speaker 2: It last year too, I think it was.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but it's happening right now too again.
Speaker 4: Once upon a time I really wanted to go to
Speaker 4: Burning Man. I gotta say, uh, for the last five
Speaker 4: years that I've looked into it, I'm good.
Speaker 3: I'm good on all of that.
Speaker 4: It seems oh, tickets, it seems like, at least right now,
Speaker 4: it's it's not as much of a The crowd is
Speaker 4: so so diverse that you would be worried more than
Speaker 4: you'd be having fun.
Speaker 3: I'll leave it like that.
Speaker 2: A lot of transgender shit out there is what you're
Speaker 2: I'm assuming that yourself.
Speaker 4: I mean, you're gonna have that at any big festival
Speaker 4: of any type.
Speaker 3: It's not even that. It's just it's not like people
Speaker 3: that are all out there. It used to be like
Speaker 3: a giant.
Speaker 4: Almost hippie commune kind of thing, right You're going out
Speaker 4: there for the vibes and for the music, and for
Speaker 4: the drugs and for the free peace and love and
Speaker 4: that whole thing.
Speaker 3: That is not the case anymore. It doesn't seem that way.
Speaker 4: Security is not what it should be, a lot of
Speaker 4: people are getting taken advantage of, like on a massive
Speaker 4: scale these days. I had a buddy of mind that
Speaker 4: went one year and he went to both orgy tints, right,
Speaker 4: and just talking about those alone, the security there is
Speaker 4: so laxed it out. It's like, what, no, I'm good
Speaker 4: if I'm if, I'm just gonna sorry. Orgy tent there
Speaker 4: was two.
Speaker 3: There was the test a tent and the non tested tent.
Speaker 3: You had to have your paperwork done.
Speaker 9: Gambling, Oh yeah, did you gamble like that?
Speaker 3: According to him, this is a high risk, high reward situation.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 8: The ScDs are on like the rise, especially in Louisiana,
Speaker 8: Like we're capping out at like number one or two
Speaker 8: in the nation with STDs right now, and yeah, like
Speaker 8: that's they're on the rise like around the country and
Speaker 8: people just be wild out and just not giving a
Speaker 8: ship again. Well, I mean, but like AIDS is coming
Speaker 8: back strong, like strong strong.
Speaker 3: But depending on which article you read, AIDS is fake.
Speaker 2: I mean, well HIV is not fake, but they say AIDS.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I just from what I could tell, the
Speaker 4: vibe a burning man is not what it once was,
Speaker 4: and it's kind of it's kind of like, uh, the
Speaker 4: original woodstock, right, the vibes were perfect. Then they try
Speaker 4: to do a Woodstock ninety five and a Woodstock this,
Speaker 4: and it's like it's it's not what it once was,
Speaker 4: and it's more corporatized and it's not as free and open.
Speaker 3: It's it's just it's probably the order.
Speaker 2: It's probably the order you get, the less the less appealing.
Speaker 2: It sounds like Bourbon Street from Mardi Gras. You I
Speaker 2: used to fucking I had to be there, you know,
Speaker 2: And now the order I get, I'm like, fucking, I'm
Speaker 2: not going anywhere near.
Speaker 9: That Van's warped tour is coming back.
Speaker 8: I will always go to these because it doesn't matter
Speaker 8: how old I get, I'm still going. I've seen, I've seen.
Speaker 8: I've been actually in the pit with like old ladies.
Speaker 8: Like when I say old ladies, i'm talking like in
Speaker 8: probably their late sixties, and they're raging the pits, and
Speaker 8: I was like, you know what, you are my actual heroes.
Speaker 4: I would feel so bad about excellently catching grandma with
Speaker 4: There was.
Speaker 8: Like a circle guarding these women because they were like tiny,
Speaker 8: little old ladies and they were like fist pumping.
Speaker 9: The one had a cane and I was like, oh
Speaker 9: my god.
Speaker 3: Good things.
Speaker 2: Speaking of actually speaking of Vans, I just heard this,
Speaker 2: and I heard this like a couple of days ago.
Speaker 3: So you know how the logo for.
Speaker 2: Vans, it has the V and then it goes up
Speaker 2: and then the rest of it like goes across all
Speaker 2: the letters and then there's ans. Right, you know, there's
Speaker 2: fucking there's a meaning behind that, Like you know how
Speaker 2: like the FedEx logo has the fucking giant arrow that
Speaker 2: you can see in it. Right, So within Vans, what
Speaker 2: is that? It's it's not the division sign. What is
Speaker 2: that the the the looking symbol that has the line
Speaker 2: that goes across the top. What the fuck is that called?
Speaker 3: Oh that's the uh you're talking about in mathematics? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is that a square root? Funk square root?
Speaker 4: I think?
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 2: Anyway, if you hit that square root button and then
Speaker 2: you hit the A N S, you know what the
Speaker 2: the number comes out to be? I do not four
Speaker 2: twenty four to twenty is built into the Van's logo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it that's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, the surfer and skateboard shoot to be all
Speaker 4: about that four twenty blaze, I get it fucking at.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Sam's favorite shoes.
Speaker 4: Actually they are comfortable.
Speaker 8: Of Vans now, Okay, I like the look of Converse,
Speaker 8: but comfortableness it is definitely Vans on point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Noice all day.
Speaker 3: You can't argue that although.
Speaker 2: I'm dude, I'm heavy in the Hey dudes.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 2: I avoided it for so long because they looked I
Speaker 2: didn't want to become part of the crowd. But holy shit,
Speaker 2: there is not a more comfortable shoe than a heydude.
Speaker 3: Hey dudes are where it's at. It's like the new
Speaker 3: mocks and dog.
Speaker 9: Like Burke socks for white men.
Speaker 4: They're so comfortable.
Speaker 3: It's like walking on wear.
Speaker 7: I have the American flag.
Speaker 5: Hey dudes, Hell yeah, I have worn them bitches out.
Speaker 7: I need to actually get a new pair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like on the bottom too. I feel that, oh no,
Speaker 3: I will hold the bitches.
Speaker 2: I I personally I'm at the age right now and
Speaker 2: maybe this is me just thinking that I'm older than
Speaker 2: what I actually am. But I really don't care what
Speaker 2: I look like when I go out in public, Like
Speaker 2: I am full on Adam Sandler bro Like I will
Speaker 2: go out every single like what you see me wearing
Speaker 2: on the show. What you see me wearing on the show,
Speaker 2: that is what I wear in public. So it's always
Speaker 2: tank tops, it's always fucking Hawaiian shirts.
Speaker 3: I'm literally every day.
Speaker 2: I will never go a single day without wearing basketball shorts.
Speaker 3: And it's just.
Speaker 8: I just don't wear like actual pants or like shorts
Speaker 8: unless it's the uniform.
Speaker 4: And he's like, oh, I'll wear pants, like if it's
Speaker 4: like the gray sweatpants, if it's Grace sweatpants season.
Speaker 2: You got to show the balls a little bit. I'm
Speaker 2: okay with that, you know. But they're super thin, you know,
Speaker 2: like the Champion ones or whatever. You will not catch
Speaker 2: me dead in jeans.
Speaker 3: I'm just not going.
Speaker 2: I mean, they're so fucking uncomfortable. There's no way.
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, you'll never catch me without blue jeans in some way,
Speaker 4: shape or form.
Speaker 3: I'm wearing flannel jeans, converse, and a backwards hat pretty
Speaker 3: much at all times.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 2: And you're a savage because you wear jeans with no
Speaker 2: underwear this summer.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, I'm freeballing, dude. It's the only way
Speaker 4: to fly. Let's be straight up. Commando is the only
Speaker 4: way to fly.
Speaker 2: You were trying to rub every bit of sensitivity out
Speaker 2: of your dick when you don't wear underwear, and when
Speaker 2: you're wearing jeans, bro like, there's no way you feel
Speaker 2: anything anymore.
Speaker 3: Respectfully, Respectfully. I actually even have a pair of swimming
Speaker 3: jeans because nothing stops the drip gently. But no, it's
Speaker 3: not even like that, dude, And the sensitivity has never
Speaker 3: been an issue, And I've been free balling it since
Speaker 3: I've been in the Marine Corps. Honestly, That's why.
Speaker 8: I have so many, so many outfits and different choices
Speaker 8: in clothing.
Speaker 9: I would die if I like had nothing like to
Speaker 9: pick from.
Speaker 3: I have somewhere around fifty different flannels.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but I have like I have my goth clothes.
Speaker 8: I have my hippie clothes, my witch clothes, my preppy
Speaker 8: mom clothes that I have to like dress like to
Speaker 8: conform down here.
Speaker 4: But you understand that everything you just listed could be
Speaker 4: matched with a flannel and gene combo.
Speaker 3: If it's all environments.
Speaker 8: I mean, I guess if you're I mean, you're a guy,
Speaker 8: it doesn't matter like you men don't like have the
Speaker 8: same I will say, though, if for all men, I
Speaker 8: think every man needs to hear this.
Speaker 9: Can we just bring back tuxes please? And suits? Thank
Speaker 9: you so much.
Speaker 8: It's lingerie, it's beautiful, like every it just seems to
Speaker 8: be worn all the time.
Speaker 2: They're the most uncomfortable thing that you could ever hear.
Speaker 9: I meant to you.
Speaker 4: The tuxedo that I wear is tailor made for me.
Speaker 4: That bitch is comfortable as the fuck. However's dry clean only,
Speaker 4: so I'm not wearing it like every single day.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 9: Do you think women are comfortable and half the shit
Speaker 9: we wear? Hell no, no.
Speaker 4: If I could wash it at my house, I might
Speaker 4: wear it more often. It's expensive to get shit dry
Speaker 4: clean on a daily basis.
Speaker 2: Mental men don't live by the adage of it hurts
Speaker 2: to be pretty.
Speaker 9: You know that this beard is I mean, yeah, you're women.
Speaker 8: I mean, but that's like the double standard though, because
Speaker 8: women's beauty and their age and all that stuff is
Speaker 8: like a huge thing and has been for a long time.
Speaker 9: So I mean, think of corsets and the heavy dresses.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I've actually tried on some of those
Speaker 8: dresses from way back in the day.
Speaker 9: They're god awful to wear around.
Speaker 3: But men were also wearing five layers of wool at
Speaker 3: that time, everybody was just uncomfortable and sweaty.
Speaker 8: At that part true, But like I will say that
Speaker 8: men though, like in the twenties, like gorgeous men in
Speaker 8: the thirties, Like I mean, they're like when they actually
Speaker 8: like tried and had Like, bro.
Speaker 4: See these pictures of these farm hands wearing like a
Speaker 4: jacket and a vest and a long sleeved shirt with
Speaker 4: that like the peaky blinders hat in the middle of
Speaker 4: the summer, farming their field, and I'm like, on what
Speaker 4: fucking ground, dude, are you trying to impress someone with
Speaker 4: your plow?
Speaker 3: I mean, does it does look good?
Speaker 9: If I saw that, I.
Speaker 8: Saw you're gonna be sweaty, but like, damn, you'd be
Speaker 8: looking some type of way.
Speaker 2: And like also, that was before you know, we started
Speaker 2: waxing the floor, so you got wool in the heat
Speaker 2: with a bush so over that.
Speaker 4: And before we even had what I would consider deodorant
Speaker 4: right or air conditioning.
Speaker 3: Like let's let's really get the full picture here.
Speaker 8: But they were shaving way back in the day in Versailles.
Speaker 8: For the French horse started it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that was not an American thing. The farm
Speaker 4: hands here were not taking there in leads.
Speaker 3: From the French tours.
Speaker 8: But I'm just saying, like, you know, shaving has been
Speaker 8: around quiet while.
Speaker 4: I mean in ancient Rome you had the designation of
Speaker 4: being the plucker, right, Like a lot of your senators
Speaker 4: would have one of their slaves pluck their armpit hair
Speaker 4: and pubic hair like with tweezers.
Speaker 3: That was like a whole thing.
Speaker 9: That would hurt so bad.
Speaker 3: Tell me more about how it doesn't hurt to be
Speaker 3: pretty or whatever. Yeah, men did that ship back there?
Speaker 9: Oh my god?
Speaker 8: Men nowadays, Well there are some men. I'm not gonna
Speaker 8: take that way.
Speaker 3: I'm not. I ain't plucking no fun, I get that,
Speaker 3: you know either way.
Speaker 8: But I'm just saying, like it could be brought back
Speaker 8: kind of would be great because like all women appreciate,
Speaker 8: especially like the half the half suit with the rolled
Speaker 8: up sleeves.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I mean, I won't pluck a straight eyebrow
Speaker 2: let alone. There's no fucking way straight brow hair, dog nothing, And.
Speaker 8: It's not that bad, Okay, pubic hair, different story, your
Speaker 8: eyebrow hair in that kind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like pain, not
Speaker 2: a big fan of it. I like you know, giving pain.
Speaker 2: You know, that's why I like playing football. That's a
Speaker 2: different kind of pain I'm talking. But that that little shit,
Speaker 2: like even sexually, get your fucking nails out of my back.
Speaker 2: I don't need that. This is supposed to be a
Speaker 2: time of pleasure. I don't need that pain in my life.
Speaker 3: I feel you. But that's the other thing to you
Speaker 3: already said that you don't really care what you look like,
Speaker 3: which is what you get.
Speaker 4: If you like it, you like it. If you don't,
Speaker 4: you don't, and you are like very comfortable with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm okay with the women dressed
Speaker 2: in as comfortable as they want to as well, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't need somebody to be, you know, in a
Speaker 2: dress or in a corset or something like that.
Speaker 3: Who doesn't like leggings?
Speaker 2: Come on, now, everybody loves leggings, and there doesn't like
Speaker 2: yoga pants. I mean, really, God, bless the guy that
Speaker 2: fucking because you know that was.
Speaker 4: A guy, yeah, created them, and he needs a Nobel
Speaker 4: Peace Prize. But you know he's just gonna go into
Speaker 4: the annals of history as an unnamed hero.
Speaker 3: Not all heroes wear capes, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: God, needs to give him a free pass. I don't
Speaker 2: care if he's worshiping the dark Lord. He belongs to Heaven.
Speaker 4: I also feel the same way about whoever invented corsets,
Speaker 4: but that's just a personal thing anyway.
Speaker 2: What are your thoughts on all this, Samuel? I see
Speaker 2: you raising your hand over there. You want a little
Speaker 2: piece of this action?
Speaker 5: I actually paul freezing, Yeah, pleasing my dog. But no,
Speaker 5: I can im I can attest to what Raven's saying. Oh,
Speaker 5: the tucks, there is an effect. There was a reason
Speaker 5: why I had three different tuxes while I was in
Speaker 5: the Marine Corps. That would where and I've got I
Speaker 5: would every weekend i'd have to get off. I'd get
Speaker 5: at least two of them dry cleaned. Your boy was penting.
Speaker 4: Now let me ask you this, Raven speaking on behalf
Speaker 4: of women kind? Oh man, No, nothing bad, nothing other females.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, then speaking on behalf of yourself? Is it
Speaker 3: that the suit is attractive?
Speaker 4: Or bear with me here, because you have a background anthropology,
Speaker 4: so you understand a little bit more about cultural significance
Speaker 4: and how certain things resonate with the culture than others. Okay,
Speaker 4: Is it that a suit is a symbol of doing
Speaker 4: well and status and cleanliness and having yourself more put
Speaker 4: together or is it literally just the way the fabric is,
Speaker 4: like how it accentuates the male form?
Speaker 3: What is it? Because culturally I feel like a dude
Speaker 3: in a suit overall looks better even objectively than a
Speaker 3: guy who's dressed like a slob, right, And I think
Speaker 3: there might be more cultural references on that one.
Speaker 8: I mean, but like that's for a lot of people though,
Speaker 8: Like if you're talking about like looking at it from
Speaker 8: a like a mating kind of thing. Sure, Like there
Speaker 8: is a study done with males and they were asked,
Speaker 8: what are the features on a female with makeup? In particular?
Speaker 8: What is it that if no makeup or makeup? What
Speaker 8: is it something that you look for? Red lipstick is
Speaker 8: the number one thing, yep, Because the red lipstick means
Speaker 8: that you're healthy.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 8: And that actually instinctively you look for the red lipstick
Speaker 8: and you're drawn to it because it makes you Okay, well,
Speaker 8: this woman would be able to carry my child. And
Speaker 8: they were talking about like different types of styles of eyeliner,
Speaker 8: if your cheeks are flushed versus if you're pale, verse
Speaker 8: if you're dark. Like, there's different things when it comes
Speaker 8: to just instinctual patterns for people.
Speaker 9: Me personally, I like the aesthetic of it. I think
Speaker 9: that it I think it's.
Speaker 3: Not a status thing whatsoever.
Speaker 4: No, wearing a suit every day is probably of a
Speaker 4: higher economic standpoint than somebody who's not wearing a.
Speaker 3: Suit every day.
Speaker 8: I think they take care of themselves more, or at
Speaker 8: least they care more about themselves. But they but aesthetically pleasing,
Speaker 8: like it's I think it's better to look at because.
Speaker 9: It's tailored to their form.
Speaker 8: Then it shows off their form which probably does have
Speaker 8: some type of instinctual pattern because you know, you go.
Speaker 8: I mean, most women are attracted to at least uh
Speaker 8: healthy physique.
Speaker 9: In some way, not all women. But and then that's fine.
Speaker 4: But so the suit commerce, you're saying tailor suits like
Speaker 4: fitted to you, suits you need to come back, not
Speaker 4: just something you picked up in marts.
Speaker 8: So not something you just like picked up at Marshalls
Speaker 8: or coals and just like some halphazard thing. No, like
Speaker 8: tailored suits to your body that accentuate you know, your shoulders,
Speaker 8: that actually make you look you know good.
Speaker 3: Could we also say the same about fitted clothing, fitted.
Speaker 8: Clothing, and for sure, I think women like I really
Speaker 8: like the styles. I mean, I like rockabilly. I used
Speaker 8: to dress in rockabilly a lot because I liked the matching.
Speaker 8: I like the matching shoes with the matching handbags.
Speaker 4: And I would not be mad if rockabilly came back
Speaker 4: and the female geist as a new wave of.
Speaker 8: Fashion that I love rockabilly, But I also really like
Speaker 8: my barken stocks and my and my leggings. So I'm
Speaker 8: kind of a complex creature over here with my dressing.
Speaker 8: But I think it's something to be said though, that,
Speaker 8: you know, people as a whole, we no longer get
Speaker 8: up and put on and take time for our appearance,
Speaker 8: most of us. I'm I'm included in this conversation. I
Speaker 8: hardly get to wear makeup because I'm constantly running around.
Speaker 8: But our grandmas and our great grandmas, and you know,
Speaker 8: they used to get up. They would put on a
Speaker 8: full face of makeup. They would do their hair until
Speaker 8: they died. Literally, my grandma until she died was doing
Speaker 8: her hair and makeup. And they at least would dress
Speaker 8: nicely in some kind of way. They would have their
Speaker 8: jewelry on and all that men were the same way.
Speaker 8: Now we're kind of just so busy, and that kind
Speaker 8: of falls in line with you know, maybe we don't
Speaker 8: have as much support or we don't care as much.
Speaker 8: I'm not sure, but nowadays we seem to kind of
Speaker 8: be blacks in our appearances.
Speaker 3: That is the thing.
Speaker 4: You had these women who, like in the forties and fifties,
Speaker 4: they would get up two hours earlier than their husband
Speaker 4: who's getting up early to go to this factor or
Speaker 4: job or whatever. They would get up even earlier than
Speaker 4: that to put on their makeup and do their hair,
Speaker 4: because heaven forbid their husbands see them not done up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in your fucking mind, there.
Speaker 8: Was women that like never even like literally slept with
Speaker 8: makeup on, so their husbands never saw them once. Like
Speaker 8: they would wash their face and get ready again, so
Speaker 8: they never like their husbands never even saw them without makeup.
Speaker 4: Then when Prince makes his women do that, he's a chauvinist.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, yeah, No, I mean, I.
Speaker 2: Want my woman to feel free to fart in front
Speaker 2: of me facts, you know, like rip a fucking fart,
Speaker 2: like it's you're a human. Let's just be humans together.
Speaker 2: It's gonna come out. I don't need you to walk
Speaker 2: down the hallway and let loose a little no, like
Speaker 2: fucking I want you to push out whatever you got,
Speaker 2: like I wanted to be purposeful, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: But then even still, we're gonna do an episode on
Speaker 4: this here soon. There's gonna be a faction that this
Speaker 4: is gonna be brought up in. But women smoking in
Speaker 4: public was seen as a taboo. Everybody know, everybody smoked
Speaker 4: back in the thirties and forties and fifties, right, was whatever,
Speaker 4: But seeing a woman take a big drag of a
Speaker 4: cigarette was seen as like, oh.
Speaker 3: She's fucking trap as she dude.
Speaker 4: That changed in the fifties because of an ad campaign
Speaker 4: we're gonna talk about on an episode here soon. But like,
Speaker 4: women were in this whole other classification all their own.
Speaker 4: They can't be seen without their hair done up or
Speaker 4: their makeup done up, a stain on the dress.
Speaker 3: She just doesn't give a fuck. It was, it was
Speaker 3: a whole thing. Now these days, we're a lot more
Speaker 3: comfortable with each other. I agree with that, but.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but then it kind of goes almost too far
Speaker 8: at times. They can go to the wal Mart, man,
Speaker 8: I love people watching. I think it's the best. The
Speaker 8: best thing ever is like sitting in an airport watching
Speaker 8: peoples they're going to a Walmart and you're just like,
Speaker 8: why it's happening? I love it.
Speaker 3: Wall Martians are great a term.
Speaker 2: I've never heard that term until now. Walmart near Wait,
Speaker 2: y'all haven't been on any of the websites.
Speaker 9: There's a website.
Speaker 3: Oh man, hold on, look wall Martians right now.
Speaker 4: It's some of the most the most ridiculous people that
Speaker 4: dress however, the fun they feel they need to dress
Speaker 4: in this moment to just go to Walmart at ten
Speaker 4: thirty am on a Wednesday, because fuck the world?
Speaker 8: Can we talk about the twenty four hour Walmarts? Can
Speaker 8: they bring them back?
Speaker 3: It's back in the mors, back in Texas.
Speaker 2: Do what it's back in Texas?
Speaker 3: Are they?
Speaker 4: I thought it was for the price and all that shit.
Speaker 4: They can't afford to keep it open all day. The
Speaker 4: self checkouts now more and more.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure the one by me is open twenty
Speaker 2: four to seven.
Speaker 4: Saying no, he's saying no, correct him, unmute, brother, talk
Speaker 4: about it? Really.
Speaker 2: I feel like I've gone there pretty fucking late.
Speaker 3: Since COVID yep, son of a bitch, you live I
Speaker 3: fuck man, I'm a night person. Yeah, I am eight.
Speaker 3: Our ATV's twenty four to seven.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 19: Hib used to be open till midnight on weekdays, one
Speaker 19: am on the weekends. Now it's eleven o'clock, just like
Speaker 19: every Walmart in the country.
Speaker 2: God, hey, you know what I will say, though, Canes
Speaker 2: Knees is open until two in the morning. Though, that's awesome.
Speaker 2: Haynes Hanes Canes raising Canes Canes.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, sounding like you were saying Hanes like the
Speaker 3: T shirt.
Speaker 9: I was like, Hanes, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: I mean, there are some fast food joints that still
Speaker 4: keep it real for those that are out there partying.
Speaker 3: So that's good.
Speaker 8: Jack in the box, what a burger? Jack in the box?
Speaker 8: So will like tear your entire soul apart, drunk.
Speaker 3: Waffle House holding it down for the real.
Speaker 9: Ones, you know them waffle house workers.
Speaker 8: Like I love the memes talking about send them overseas
Speaker 8: to fight.
Speaker 9: They're so good.
Speaker 4: I think that's actually a part of the criteria to
Speaker 4: get hired there. Like, I think it's the third question,
Speaker 4: can you fight.
Speaker 8: That white chick just throwing that chair all the way
Speaker 8: like completely unfazed.
Speaker 9: I was like, oh, look at you.
Speaker 7: Hey.
Speaker 19: I also wanted to say alleged. I mean when I
Speaker 19: heard somebody reported is the reason that women started shaving
Speaker 19: in America, That's exactly what you were just talking about, Jacob.
Speaker 19: It was a Edward Burnet's.
Speaker 4: We're gonna be doing an episode on mister Burne's this week.
Speaker 4: Everybody stand by for that one. We're going deep. Most
Speaker 4: people have never even heard his fucking name before. I
Speaker 4: promise you will hear about it soon.
Speaker 2: It's wild Brene's whose great nephew created Netflix.
Speaker 3: No, his uncle was Sigmund Freud.
Speaker 2: I'm saying same thing, same lineage.
Speaker 3: He's all right, So I said, we're going deep.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Netflix, No what I'm pretty sure that's what he said.
Speaker 4: But I'm saying, like, no, no, I'm making sure we're
Speaker 4: talking about the same thing. I didn't know there was
Speaker 4: a familial connection from Freud to Netflix and Brene's is
Speaker 4: that middle piece.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going in deep, y'all. We're gonna be talking
Speaker 3: about it this week.
Speaker 4: It's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: I found a website that is called ruinmiweek dot com.
Speaker 3: Yo, and it is.
Speaker 2: It says it's been a while since we checked in
Speaker 2: on the fine people of Walmart.
Speaker 4: Here are fifty pictures.
Speaker 3: Fifty pictures of wal Martians in the wild, dude, So
Speaker 3: who are the people of Walmart? Funny you should ask?
Speaker 2: According to the founders, the people of Walmart blog was
Speaker 2: created in two thousand and nine after its creators took
Speaker 2: a trip to a South Carolina Walmart and noticed a
Speaker 2: woman who looked like a stripper in a T shirt
Speaker 2: that read go fuck yourself while accompanying while accompanied by
Speaker 2: a two year old. Since then, they've been bringing us
Speaker 2: the best of the worst that Walmart has to offer,
Speaker 2: and it turns out Walmart shoppers are still as unfortunate
Speaker 2: as ever. Walmarters It's still where people don't worry about
Speaker 2: looks or etiquette. Walmart is still where people are free.
Speaker 2: Walmart is still America Jack, And if you don't like it,
Speaker 2: then make sure you take your camera. There's some pretty
Speaker 2: funny stuff going on there. And if you're ever wondering
Speaker 2: how should I act in public, then you're probably one
Speaker 2: of those stuck up target shoppers.
Speaker 4: From R rated shoppers, shoppers from R rated shoppers to
Speaker 4: full on nude shoppers, and every trashy, weird and upseed
Speaker 4: thing in between.
Speaker 2: Here are some of our favorite funny people of Walmart.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so I wearing asslest chaps. He's wearing
Speaker 2: thighless pants.
Speaker 3: You feel me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no bag, thank you, I will wear it now.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, there's some cheeks. There's some a little bit
Speaker 2: of crack hanging out there on this fine lady.
Speaker 3: Bro that's top crack. But she's still wearing pants that
Speaker 3: go all the way to the waist. What is fucking
Speaker 3: happening here?
Speaker 2: Plumbers crack is now in That's what that says.
Speaker 3: Plumbers crack while you're fully clothed neck to ankle. That's insane.
Speaker 2: That is strange. Oh okay, I wouldn't be mad. But
Speaker 2: this one's wearing a comforter to Walmart. This bitch is
Speaker 2: wearing there.
Speaker 9: She must have walked ashamed it there and like has soul.
Speaker 3: Old boy's comforter with that cuche. She's like wearing.
Speaker 2: Clothes like yeah, this one right here is wearing a
Speaker 2: full box.
Speaker 3: I've gone dude.
Speaker 2: If you ever go to like beach towns that have Walmart,
Speaker 2: you can wear swimsuits in there. So this is probably
Speaker 2: in DestinE. Or some ship.
Speaker 4: If I had to imagine, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know it's possible.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yo, only crack look at that.
Speaker 2: Wow, these are actually creatures. Oh speaking of creatures, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is going on here?
Speaker 4: And I love this dude is just like myne He's
Speaker 4: not even like trying to like strike a post nothing.
Speaker 3: This is him legitimately. Yeah, it's a dude. This is
Speaker 3: him legitimately, just like out and about saying, fuck everybody,
Speaker 3: I gotta go get my go, get my script filled.
Speaker 3: There's titties on that creature.
Speaker 4: I can't even its tits on. A man is a
Speaker 4: thing though? Have we not seen fight Club?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: But that dude's not If that's a dude, I mean,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's weird, uh a weird jawline. I'm not saying it
Speaker 3: couldn't have been a female.
Speaker 2: But you know, somebody took a bite out of an
Speaker 2: apple and then just put it back. Sounds finally a
Speaker 2: spoon big enough for the amount of cereal I eat.
Speaker 3: This is my god, Bro, could you imagine walking around
Speaker 3: like that's an actual neck weird thing? Oh fu, that's
Speaker 3: some scarface level Cocainespan, cocaines Foo.
Speaker 2: I think that he's probably trying to go around to
Speaker 2: announce to the world that he eats ass. That's what
Speaker 2: I would assume from that.
Speaker 3: There with a woman that looks like his mama. But
Speaker 3: all right, there might be his old lady. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh, by sharing a little scooter.
Speaker 4: Ah, that's the most American picture I think I've ever
Speaker 4: seen cowboy hat and all.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, is that a diaper around his face?
Speaker 3: That is literally a diaper around you know what.
Speaker 4: It's funny today, As a matter of fact, I went
Speaker 4: to a Walmart and there is a certain classification of
Speaker 4: people who still think it's cool to wear a mask
Speaker 4: in public. On Ironically, this guy is just I hope
Speaker 4: that he's doing this ironically to be stupid during COVID
Speaker 4: I hope that that's what this is from.
Speaker 3: I was speaking suspicion, it's not, and it's a love staper.
Speaker 8: Love COVID pictures, though, of like the psychoticness that people did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what the actual fuck was that about?
Speaker 2: Somebody took a bite out of a PlayStation controller.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, weird flex but all right, oh boy, there's
Speaker 3: the expensive sex dolls. Yeah, that thing probably cost him
Speaker 3: over one hundred k bro and.
Speaker 4: Navy obviously it makes sense.
Speaker 7: Wow, you know they like to play with that seamen Bro.
Speaker 2: He has his kid there. I don't know if that's
Speaker 2: his kid or is fucking.
Speaker 8: They marry him now too, Yeah, like they actually have
Speaker 8: like marriage certificates for it and everything.
Speaker 2: Look, start walking around and you can make me a sandwich.
Speaker 2: I'll marry you.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: We got the robots.
Speaker 8: Now got the robots twenty k you can buy buy
Speaker 8: one of the Old Boy's robots come to your house.
Speaker 2: I'm doing it. I'm starting to go fund me. Anybody
Speaker 2: that wants me to have a robo wife put it
Speaker 2: in the account.
Speaker 8: God for I know what happens when it like actually
Speaker 8: tries to take off your dick, just like snatch that
Speaker 8: shit off, Like, don't come cry to everybody what we
Speaker 8: were saying we told you so.
Speaker 3: Or strangle you in your sleep.
Speaker 9: Yeah, have you not seen those AI movies?
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's you know, it's it's a risk worth taking.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, listen, dating a Latina chick who's like
Speaker 3: got a high probability of stabbing you, but you're also
Speaker 3: kind of into it because that can be hot. Like
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 4: High risk high reward. I understand your thought process. I
Speaker 4: may disagree with it, but I can at least put
Speaker 4: the piece together. Fucking a robot that you know possibly
Speaker 4: could strangle you, I can't. Again, it might have a
Speaker 4: vibrating like pocket pussy type attachment and all that that
Speaker 4: might be dope.
Speaker 2: Like I got, I got a kink for crazy and uh,
Speaker 2: you can turn that all the way up to ten
Speaker 2: on a robot.
Speaker 3: If you want. I think I don't want to see
Speaker 3: robot go crazy though. That's the thing. It's got to
Speaker 3: be a limit.
Speaker 8: Here's that a movie where that guy had like a
Speaker 8: had a whole bunch of models and then the AI
Speaker 8: robot ended up like understanding you always call it a
Speaker 8: freaky movie, but like she ended up killing a boy
Speaker 8: and then like going like into the wild of it.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna have to think about what that movie is called.
Speaker 4: Made me think of the mannequin. But that's not an
Speaker 4: AI thing, No, that's that's a that's a doll from
Speaker 4: the store coming to life.
Speaker 8: I was like Blade Runner as a kid, the original
Speaker 8: Harrison Ford when like they actually made AI is to
Speaker 8: where they created you know, one that was so undetectable
Speaker 8: and she was so unique.
Speaker 9: I love that movie. I've seen it way too many times, terrifying.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is this guy?
Speaker 4: It's not so slender man, yo, I like it. That
Speaker 4: sounds like a Halloween costume. I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, is that a goat? This woman is carrying
Speaker 2: a goat like it's a baby on her back. That's
Speaker 2: that's the winner so.
Speaker 3: Far, everything about her body style, her ink is that
Speaker 3: it for whoa whoa whoa whoa Woa.
Speaker 2: That's a Marine Corps tattoo right there.
Speaker 3: But that's the e g A. I recognize my breed.
Speaker 8: Yes, get you money though that she's she's a Oh,
Speaker 8: she's a dependent, she's a service member. She had to
Speaker 8: have gotten that, like insupport of old boy.
Speaker 4: And you can tell look at the wings attached to
Speaker 4: that arm like she used to weigh four hundred pounds.
Speaker 4: This pendopotamus in the wild after fucking stomach band surgery.
Speaker 8: First of all, good for her for losing weight stomach band.
Speaker 2: How about the the the goat milk?
Speaker 3: Yo, that is a jug of actual goat milk. Your
Speaker 3: boy is carrying My god, god wool Martians are out
Speaker 3: there in the wild. Oh they are. This whole fucking
Speaker 3: scene's a mess.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's extra.
Speaker 3: What the fuck neck beard for days? Son? Oh my god,
Speaker 3: looking like Jim Carrey. How the Grinch stole Christmas with
Speaker 3: that neck beard going on? And then he's got a
Speaker 3: call to sack up top.
Speaker 4: Like, hey, gro where you can you know?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the sign does say wear a mask,
Speaker 2: so technically you're not wrong.
Speaker 3: They have fucking Maxi pads. Maxi pads on the face.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, gotta love it.
Speaker 2: Oh that something that's an actual martian.
Speaker 4: That's a somebody who put a face mask on and said,
Speaker 4: fuck it, I gotta go get my grocery real quick.
Speaker 2: All right, don't be don't be sleeping on the mint
Speaker 2: jewlip though, you know, those things do wonders.
Speaker 3: I suppose, Oh is that a what in the fucked
Speaker 3: up Chola Meats star Trek situation? And eyebrowser we looking
Speaker 3: at right here?
Speaker 4: Oh, Jacob, you know.
Speaker 3: That's a full on dom sub situation right there, and
Speaker 3: they just out there trying to look like that's normal,
Speaker 3: and it's like, you know, oh, poor bastard, is uh
Speaker 3: he getting pegged tonight?
Speaker 4: Samuel?
Speaker 2: You ever been on the uh no.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, No, don't you even you're like, I.
Speaker 2: Could see it. I wouldn't judge you for it. Sam,
Speaker 2: I mean whatever you're into, bud.
Speaker 5: Uh No negative, buddy, I'm not into that. Uh that's
Speaker 5: too far. But you know, he he done fucked up.
Speaker 5: He done pissed her the fuck off. So instead of
Speaker 5: getting him get in the punishment, she's going to humiliation roup.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I promise you they going home to a
Speaker 4: single wid to do some wild ship that's gonna smell nasty.
Speaker 5: Just imagine that's gonna be Chris go Baes and fucking hatred.
Speaker 3: I feel like Bacon Grease is gonna get used.
Speaker 6: Poor.
Speaker 3: And you see the look of the feet on his face.
Speaker 3: He's not happy. But she is.
Speaker 2: Well, she's the fucking owner, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: she's walking around like she got something to prove in
Speaker 2: high heels at that.
Speaker 9: Oh look at her. I bet you he looked them
Speaker 9: before they got there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, talk about it, half.
Speaker 3: Yoah, there you go. I was gonna say, she's over here,
Speaker 3: I'm the boss, bitching charge. It's like me and while listen, listen,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 7: He probably doesn't even get a fuck. She probably doesn't
Speaker 7: even pay him he's probably.
Speaker 5: Over in the fucking chair in the corner while she's
Speaker 5: getting dicked down two guys.
Speaker 3: Probably, Yeah, I could see him.
Speaker 4: I could see him wearing a chassis cage device for sure,
Speaker 4: while she's getting railed out by some other dude.
Speaker 3: I see that, hum percon.
Speaker 2: It makes sense that you would that you would implement
Speaker 2: the crisco because this woman looks like a full on
Speaker 2: potato bro.
Speaker 4: That's kind of I said that her jeans are crying,
Speaker 4: and it's not because she's thick.
Speaker 3: It's her body's very weirdly shaped and all that.
Speaker 4: It's just they're way too like they looks like children's
Speaker 4: jeans that she stretched over herself.
Speaker 2: But all right, not a good look. Okay, that's not bad.
Speaker 2: That's what I'll take that.
Speaker 3: I'm confused. Okay, is that just wearing a brawl like
Speaker 3: it's a bikini top.
Speaker 2: No, that's like the actual she's wearing this.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I thought that was a picture over
Speaker 4: their face. Now that's the mask that they're wearing.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, they're supposed to be during COVID, so.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 4: I walked around with a V for Vendetta mass during
Speaker 4: COVID because fuck this stupid rules.
Speaker 3: So I get it.
Speaker 4: Oh there's another one walking their.
Speaker 3: Duck out there, just walking your duck in the walmart.
Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, yeah, buddy.
Speaker 7: He's walking the duck and not giving a fuck.
Speaker 8: Speaking of COVID uh, Me and my girlfriend got the
Speaker 8: cops called on us at Barnes Noble for not abliging
Speaker 8: and not wearing our masks. And then the cops came
Speaker 8: showed up with no mask on, and then we all
Speaker 8: kind of looked at each other and the lady that
Speaker 8: called happens. I swear to god, I see this massive
Speaker 8: woman everywhere and she was like, oh, you're you're not
Speaker 8: wearing a mask telling the cops and she's like, I
Speaker 8: need your badge number.
Speaker 9: I need to report you.
Speaker 3: And he's like, you know that cop is like just
Speaker 3: so over this shit.
Speaker 4: He was like I'm leaving now, Like I feel like
Speaker 4: that's what happens with most cops.
Speaker 3: And they meet these sovereign citizen types and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: well you don't have the authority because I'm traveling out driving.
Speaker 3: They're just like, oh, dude, have a good fucking day.
Speaker 4: I literally don't have time to sit here and do
Speaker 4: fifteen stacks of paperwork. For the amount of assay you're
Speaker 4: about to cause me, just get the fuck out of
Speaker 4: my face.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Jacob, for a wedding at Walmart. I was about to.
Speaker 2: Say, for your third marriage, do you think it would
Speaker 2: be held at a Walmart?
Speaker 7: Sir?
Speaker 3: Ooh ooh, I like where your head's at. One was
Speaker 3: a courthouse, one was a backyard. At this point, I
Speaker 3: feel like a Walmart might be a step up.
Speaker 4: And why not?
Speaker 3: It's you know, no, fuck that waffle house wedding or nothing?
Speaker 3: How about that? Fuck? Yeah?
Speaker 2: It says you can you can buy her a diamond
Speaker 2: ring at Walmart. You can propose over the intercom. Why
Speaker 2: not have the most romantic day of your life in
Speaker 2: the store itself. The something blue is already over is
Speaker 2: already there, over all the signage, the old, the old,
Speaker 2: the new are the TV's summer opened. And the something
Speaker 2: borrowed is the money, the money you charged on your
Speaker 2: Walmart credit card for the arch.
Speaker 3: You know, that's not the dumbest shit I've ever heard of.
Speaker 3: It's up there, but it's not the dumbest Yeah.
Speaker 4: WHOA.
Speaker 2: All right, So there's something that I need to say
Speaker 2: right now. And this is something. This is something that
Speaker 2: I've seen little kids do.
Speaker 3: My daughter. It's not a tale. I know where you're
Speaker 3: about to go with is that's a leash.
Speaker 4: I know what this is.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying, like you've seen like the little kids
Speaker 2: that like running around with the little clip on tails.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what the fuck is that about?
Speaker 4: The clip on tails that you can clearly tell or
Speaker 4: clipped onto the belt? Loop is typically in reference like
Speaker 4: an anime character or something like that, like cute things,
Speaker 4: you know, the same thing, like the girls that were
Speaker 4: like the headband's a little cat ears.
Speaker 3: It's just supposed to be a cute kid thing. Right,
Speaker 3: But just though, so let's talk about the adults. Right.
Speaker 4: For anybody who has been living under a rock and
Speaker 4: has not had access to the internet in a few years.
Speaker 4: If you if you see a woman with a skirt
Speaker 4: on like such and you happen to see like a
Speaker 4: foxtail hanging out from underneath the skirt.
Speaker 9: It's a butt plug.
Speaker 3: It's a butt plug.
Speaker 9: You're welcome.
Speaker 4: She's walking around with a butt plug with a tail
Speaker 4: attached to it, and that's like that is a thing.
Speaker 4: So yeah, okay, all right, Well, and this dude's wearing
Speaker 4: a dolphin hat all right? Yeah, like, yo, how muchever
Speaker 4: you think went into this person's hair?
Speaker 2: Says if Aerosmith put out a Christmas album, this is
Speaker 2: sort of what the Steven Tyler promotional cutout would look
Speaker 2: like in the store.
Speaker 4: If this person belongs at a hot topic not Walmart, You
Speaker 4: know what?
Speaker 3: I agree? That person looks like the cashier at a
Speaker 3: hot topic.
Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, oh my topic.
Speaker 8: It's so boring now though, Like it's so like calm
Speaker 8: and happy and lights.
Speaker 3: On and holy shit, yeah hold on.
Speaker 4: This is a kid with a full on plastic bag
Speaker 4: tied around and says should we call somebody about this?
Speaker 3: The answer is.
Speaker 4: Yes, my god, Yeah, people are fucking dumb dude, What
Speaker 4: the fuck is? Oh they got a little monkey? Dude,
Speaker 4: got a spider monkey with a die? Good because they'll
Speaker 4: start throwing their shit at everybody. You gotta keep a
Speaker 4: diaper on those fuckers.
Speaker 2: Oh one, though, that's so cute. Who needs to buy
Speaker 2: a hammock when carts are free? This chick is just
Speaker 2: taking a little.
Speaker 4: Naw Heroin's some motherfucker, ain't it it?
Speaker 6: Do?
Speaker 3: Be Yes, these people understood the assignment. I like it.
Speaker 2: In space, no one can hear you get COVID.
Speaker 3: Anyway. Yeah, so the wal Martian crew. What there you go,
Speaker 3: social distancing hack your boy. For anybody listening who's not watching,
Speaker 3: First of all, come to patrons, you can see this shit. Secondly,
Speaker 3: he's got a.
Speaker 4: Headband on with cut up pool noodles stuck to four
Speaker 4: sides of it, basically making sure that nobody comes within
Speaker 4: three feet of him while looking like a complete toolbag.
Speaker 8: But he just doesn't like people, and he doesn't want
Speaker 8: people to get that close because you know those people
Speaker 8: that will like stand on top of you to like
Speaker 8: reach eggs or something like, they get so close she
Speaker 8: can feel their breath on the back of your neck,
Speaker 8: and you're like, I'm sorry, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Ye can are you doing this.
Speaker 9: Close to me? Like I don't understand.
Speaker 8: And then they look at you because you give them
Speaker 8: a look or tell them excuse me, and they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 8: your excuse.
Speaker 3: See that's my thing.
Speaker 4: If I'm trying to grab the eggs and you're standing
Speaker 4: there playing on your phone like directly in front of
Speaker 4: what I need to grab, I will be pullaying excuse me,
Speaker 4: and you get behind you. And if they just say, oh, okay,
Speaker 4: your excuse and they just go back to typing. Well,
Speaker 4: like I'm going to invade your personal space to get
Speaker 4: what I need.
Speaker 8: I'm talking about like if you're trying to grab something,
Speaker 8: and then they just show up and they're like, Hey,
Speaker 8: how's it going, And it's like, what the fuck are
Speaker 8: you doing this close to me?
Speaker 3: Like I don't really have that issue. I think I
Speaker 3: give off an appearance.
Speaker 8: Of like like even like even I think it's just
Speaker 8: maybe it's a girl thing that we have to deal
Speaker 8: with because like men will find any excuse to like
Speaker 8: be weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: I want to get through some of these messages before
Speaker 2: we're getting ready to wrap up. Tony said, I think Tony. Oh,
Speaker 2: Tony still here, he said.
Speaker 4: Wickered versus Phil Burn in nineteen forty two was over
Speaker 4: a guy growing growing crops and consuming them himself, and
Speaker 4: the government ruled that he still needed to pay taxes
Speaker 4: on it because it was affecting interstate commerce. Oh okay,
Speaker 4: hold on Wickered versus I'm googling this for a later conversation,
Speaker 4: Wickered versus what now Phil Burn?
Speaker 2: So Wickered is wic k ar d versus Phil Burn
Speaker 2: FI l b U r N In nineteen forty two.
Speaker 4: Phil burn Yep, got it all right, got it. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna do a little deep dive on this one at
Speaker 4: a later time. Holy shit, white boy Wizard said there's
Speaker 4: a syrup mafia.
Speaker 3: Two, Yes, there is.
Speaker 2: God is Love, said syrup mafia. Down in h Town,
Speaker 2: I used to be down pines and jugs.
Speaker 4: You used to be out there on them, in them streets,
Speaker 4: slinging that silver maple syrup.
Speaker 9: You feel me, I hate I hate syrup.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 2: Give me, give up with a stack of fucking eight waffles,
Speaker 2: dude all day.
Speaker 3: I but I like chocolate all my shit. You get waffles.
Speaker 4: You can put a chocolate chip in each of the dimples,
Speaker 4: hit it with a layer of nutell us, stack that
Speaker 4: bitch four hinh, and eat it like a chocolate waffle sandwich.
Speaker 3: Fuck around.
Speaker 2: That's something a child does.
Speaker 3: I think, with.
Speaker 4: Any luck, I will continue to be a grown ass
Speaker 4: kid the rest of my life.
Speaker 3: Thank you, I love. I couldn't do certain things. I
Speaker 3: make my own money. I can make my own goddamned
Speaker 3: breakfast however I want these days.
Speaker 2: I love how like manchild used to be a slight
Speaker 2: towards men who just didn't want to grow up, and
Speaker 2: now it's like a badge of honor.
Speaker 3: A little bit. Oh my god, you're still into comic books.
Speaker 3: You're such a child. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Have you seen the billion dollar franchise of Marble fuck
Speaker 4: out of here?
Speaker 8: Ye saying yes, if you don't watch Marvel because you're
Speaker 8: a COMI well.
Speaker 3: I would like to.
Speaker 4: But as it turns out, Marvel was created for, come
Speaker 4: to find out, satanic purposes.
Speaker 3: Didn't know that until very recently. I don't know everything.
Speaker 4: That's the case.
Speaker 2: Just turned the fucking electricity off.
Speaker 8: I'm throwing in the tale at this point. Everything satanic, ye, pretty.
Speaker 4: Much, but nobody.
Speaker 2: What's angelic?
Speaker 11: You know?
Speaker 3: Right? You know it's angelic your soul?
Speaker 4: Thank you? Well, I mean there was that that angel
Speaker 4: named Jonathan. But I'm not going.
Speaker 3: There to falking god Jonathan. Oh uh.
Speaker 2: Samuel said sec cult because he's a bammer fan facts
Speaker 2: got his love posted the hook him horns to Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 3: Gross, Actually, I'm not gonna throw Shade. I don't have
Speaker 3: issues with Texas. You it's cool. It's you know, it's
Speaker 3: not my team.
Speaker 4: But like, no Shade either, you know, not like Bama no, no game,
Speaker 4: working haze game, but fuck Bama.
Speaker 9: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: White Boy Wizard said, Raven, are you a Sucks fan?
Speaker 2: I mean sucks?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, autocorrect hates me Oregon too.
Speaker 3: Am I wow?
Speaker 8: I was like, god, damn, where are you going with this,
Speaker 8: white Boy? Yes, I am a Ducks fan. Yes I am.
Speaker 8: I am an l s U and Ducks fan.
Speaker 3: Can't we she?
Speaker 9: Are you a Beaver fan? Are you shaking your head?
Speaker 3: Ass from Idaho? So what? What? Who do you rep?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Boise State's great.
Speaker 8: I will still I like Boise State, which is a mascot.
Speaker 9: We just hate.
Speaker 6: What broncos.
Speaker 4: That's what it is.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, that's where that g.
Speaker 10: Dude, the fucking badass of running back that.
Speaker 6: Just went to from there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I went to the Raiders to die.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't think their new coaches the boy can fucking run, dude,
Speaker 4: he's a bad mother dude sucks. They went to the
Speaker 4: Raiders where his career is going to just you know
Speaker 4: tank hey with their new head coach.
Speaker 8: Kids from my high school go to Boise State and
Speaker 8: play for a long time.
Speaker 2: Well, they're the Raiders. New head coach is Pete Carroll,
Speaker 2: So you would know about him. They're raven. He was
Speaker 2: a Seahawks head coach for a long time.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry, I just detest the Seahawks. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: But also I remember a couple of years back, probably
Speaker 4: twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, everybody's like, bro, the Raiders are
Speaker 4: coming back.
Speaker 3: They're they're gonna get put on the map. They're not
Speaker 3: the retirement team anymore. Bet No, But they didn't and
Speaker 3: they won't because they're the Raiders. I think though, they'll.
Speaker 2: They're they're going to start to turn it around, especially
Speaker 2: since they built that fucking gangster ass stadium in Las Vegas.
Speaker 2: They have to turn it around. If we believe that
Speaker 2: sports are rigged, then the Raiders will. The Raiders will
Speaker 2: be good within the next five years.
Speaker 4: If Vegas gets hit with a natural disaster, oh they'll
Speaker 4: win the Super Bowl, that's not even a question. But
Speaker 4: unfortunately Vegas doesn't have any kind of real natural disasters
Speaker 4: that hits it, so I'm sorry, they will probably never.
Speaker 8: Canyon is on fire like hardcore fire, which is like
Speaker 8: two hours out of Vegas.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 9: Yes, we're on fire right now.
Speaker 4: So if Vegas got flooded, just throwing out a random thing.
Speaker 3: It's a desert. It can't happen, but just in case.
Speaker 4: One day, you know, Raiders will absolutely take it all
Speaker 4: the way on the probably an undefeated season that following year.
Speaker 3: But you know, I just don't see it.
Speaker 4: Spirit animal, go ahead, sir.
Speaker 7: Yeah, to say what has been made angelic.
Speaker 5: If you look at Doom, the original game was made,
Speaker 5: it was a keef signature was Sandy Peterson. He was
Speaker 5: a practicing Mormon, and he's the one who thoughts, hey,
Speaker 5: let's give the guy who's.
Speaker 7: Going in the hell with to kill demons a shotgun.
Speaker 6: I like it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but he was a moment.
Speaker 5: And you know who else was a significant icon in
Speaker 5: American history who was also a practice.
Speaker 7: In Mormon, John Browning.
Speaker 4: Interesting, that's very interesting actually, And I do know the shotguns.
Speaker 4: They tried making them a war crime during World War
Speaker 4: One because of Americans are slammed firing it through trenches
Speaker 4: and the Germans are saying that they're too effective and
Speaker 4: they're too cruel.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, America's like.
Speaker 7: They were doing chemical they were throwing mustard gas on
Speaker 7: our boys.
Speaker 4: Yeahs and coloring gas are not war crimes, but those
Speaker 4: shotguns we need to ban them, and America's like, sorry, no.
Speaker 8: I wish we had overkills. For those people that play
Speaker 8: Gears of War you would know what I mean. But
Speaker 8: if we had overkilled, no, that's a lancer. No, the
Speaker 8: overkills are the ones that you get from like the
Speaker 8: from the Robots, and they have like four four different
Speaker 8: barrels and like it's like a one shot, it's a
Speaker 8: one kill.
Speaker 9: It's fantastic.
Speaker 4: I want the gun from the Fifth Element, the gun
Speaker 4: that old boy was gonna sell those alien fuckers that
Speaker 4: had like a missile launch or flamethrower machine gun all that.
Speaker 3: I want that gun in real life.
Speaker 9: I want to answer.
Speaker 8: The gun that we're just talking about has a giant
Speaker 8: chain saw on it in the front, and it's.
Speaker 4: They make a chainsaw attachment for a sixteenes. Now it's
Speaker 4: got a pick a City reil attachment.
Speaker 9: So I guess that's I'm going to ask Santa Claus
Speaker 9: for that then, Okay.
Speaker 17: No, It's pretty easy to make a homemade flame thrower, hypothetically, a.
Speaker 3: Lot easier than people would think.
Speaker 7: Honestly, Hey, just so you know, all you need is
Speaker 7: a two to one mixture.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 9: Jonathan's like I'm gonna get back to the comments.
Speaker 3: Let's do that comments. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, Penguin Spanker said unpopular opinion, snakes are better pets
Speaker 2: than cats.
Speaker 3: Very unpopular opinion.
Speaker 9: I love my snakes.
Speaker 4: They were great, White Boy Wizard's White Boy Wizard said,
Speaker 4: I had Lucifer, a beautiful ball python and naming it Lucifer.
Speaker 4: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: I had a handful of years before I made a
Speaker 2: real move and my homie adopted him.
Speaker 3: Awesome pet.
Speaker 2: I definitely need another, you know, I do have a
Speaker 2: crazy fear of snakes, and I've been thinking that I
Speaker 2: might just buy like a little one to try.
Speaker 4: And get over that.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know, gass fucking python, but just
Speaker 2: like a little baby, little fucking pencil snake, I'll get
Speaker 2: one of those.
Speaker 9: I had a bull python too, actually had two of them.
Speaker 8: One of them was Tequilia, which was mine that I
Speaker 8: loved very much, and the other one was Jack Daniels,
Speaker 8: and he was an asshole. He was a rescue. I
Speaker 8: don't know what happened to him that caused him to
Speaker 8: like really despise people, but he wasn't very nice. He
Speaker 8: was he was huge. But my little one Tequilia. I
Speaker 8: actually used to wear it to high school. I would
Speaker 8: take it with me and wear it to school and
Speaker 8: wrap it around my He liked to sleep in my hoodie.
Speaker 3: So Oregon's just a fucking wawless wasteland and.
Speaker 8: I loved that. I love that snake so much. I
Speaker 8: had it for years until I went into the Marine Corps.
Speaker 8: My ex forgot to feed it.
Speaker 4: Oh I forgot.
Speaker 2: Huh, white boy wizard, tell us about Lucifer, Sir, about
Speaker 2: your snake?
Speaker 10: Well, I was just gonna tell you you should, you know,
Speaker 10: instead of getting the middle of them, get a baby python.
Speaker 10: They're super freaking easy, dude.
Speaker 6: It was my first snake.
Speaker 10: Feed him freaking present dead mice at first, and then
Speaker 10: my ice and rats later. But all I gotta do
Speaker 10: is from day one, like take him out of his
Speaker 10: cage and put him like in a fucking cardboard box
Speaker 10: specifically for feeding, and like literally outside of that box.
Speaker 10: He never ever struck or snapped at fucking anybody ever.
Speaker 10: Like he They're smart, they understand, you know, they.
Speaker 8: Actually have emotions too. My Tequila actually got traumatized, so
Speaker 8: he was a rescue too, but he got bit. Actually
Speaker 8: had to take him to a specialized doctor that did
Speaker 8: snakes and no joke, and so he got bit really
Speaker 8: bad by this. It was a too big of mouse
Speaker 8: that I that I wasn't feeding him. My ex fed him,
Speaker 8: and pretty much it attacked him and he became feared
Speaker 8: like he feared.
Speaker 9: Mice that were alive.
Speaker 8: After that, so we had to take him to this
Speaker 8: specialist and like he had a whole thing like happened
Speaker 8: on his stomach, like it was stress induced, and so
Speaker 8: he had to like live on a bed sheet for
Speaker 8: like a couple months and have like special ointment on
Speaker 8: him and I had to give him frozen dead macea'd
Speaker 8: heat up in the microwave and then hand feed him.
Speaker 8: He never struck me one time, like ever once. He
Speaker 8: was like the nicest snake in the whole world. But yeah,
Speaker 8: apparently they have really sensitive emotions.
Speaker 4: That makes me want one even more now. I think
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get one.
Speaker 9: They're great.
Speaker 3: They're great. It makes me want one even.
Speaker 9: Do it. They're so great.
Speaker 4: I got to come up with an awesome name like
Speaker 4: Lucifer for it too.
Speaker 10: Anyhow, I'm Lucifer the second as the name already, so
Speaker 10: I don't think.
Speaker 2: You all right, I'll call him, Trey Um Samuel, why
Speaker 2: don't you go ahead and give your send off there,
Speaker 2: sir before we forget.
Speaker 6: Choking on a bunchak.
Speaker 3: That's all else.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just full awe of you U.
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