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Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons, throwing some ice,

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mixing some vodkas. Colored The podcast from the Mac of

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All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots,

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Jupe ram It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Well, Hello, welcome and Happy New Year. Dougie fresh in

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the house.

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Speaker 3: Whoo, Happy new Year, my friend. Send the kids to

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the neighbors and lock the doors. Let's get I gotta

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turn this up.

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Speaker 4: A little bit.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting older, buddy, Okay, yeah, I got you.

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Speaker 4: Go to hear you. I gotta feel you know.

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Speaker 2: Ah, how's that you're feeling you a little lower lower?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Now I feel the power the pet through my veins.

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Speaker 2: The uh and not.

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Speaker 4: Just the dirty martinis.

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Speaker 2: Did you have a good How long can you say

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Happy New Year to people? Do you go to like

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the tenth? Maybe Happy New Year because you're not gonna

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see a lot of people to the fifth anyway?

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Speaker 3: You know what it's I was thinking about this the

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other day. Yeah, I know it's there are there are

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some grumps. Yeah, and uh, I don't want to mention

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any names.

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Speaker 4: They won't be listening, you know, but uh, Doug phelps

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my boss for So.

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Speaker 3: He comes around the bar yesterday and he's still had

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Christmas music and he goes, well, that's enough of that

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for this year. And I get it once it's over,

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but you know, one more day, especially now this world,

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then try to claim it a little bit of Christmas feeling. Yeah,

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you know, as we were brought up third forty fifty

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years ago, you know, help thy neighbor, help thy friend,

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all that stuff. So now it's you know, it's just

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getting through the holidays and you go to the department

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store they're they're putting up Valentine's d.

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Speaker 4: Ship for Are they really a dollar store?

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Speaker 3: Because I still had to get some oh I think

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some wrapping paper and stuff like that.

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Speaker 4: So huh yeah, well, I mean right, you know, you

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just spent your money. Start spending it again. Let's go going.

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Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, I want to tell you I kept the

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economy going. I I Ubert you did. I had some

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interesting ubers. Actually I was wa we're gonna.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So before we just started, I told Bill I

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had an interesting uber story. Yeah, he says, I got

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one for you. So we're gonna see who has the

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most interesting.

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Speaker 2: You may have the most interesting. I'm looking from a

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passenger side. I mean, this car pulls up. It's a jeep,

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and I'm kind of excited because it was a day

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that the weather wasn't great. I love jeeps, but this

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one had what I believe was a removable hardtop for

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the back, and I could feel the weather inside the vehicle. Yeah,

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I could feel that, and not rain, but condensation, like

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big thick drops of condensation.

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Speaker 4: Did you say anything?

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Speaker 2: I did, not peppering me like I was a piece

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of fucking meat steak. You're just getting ready to serve,

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you know what I mean. It's just like dripping, drip

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and dripping, and uh we pull off and immediately he

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fish tails out and comes back in. And this guy

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is like, he's unflustered, and I don't want to say

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anything because it was.

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Speaker 3: A liard this last night to a friend of mine

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took a uber ride New Year's Eve as shows he

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was terrible, going way too fast in the weather.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the weather was She.

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Speaker 3: Didn't want to say anything, right, I'm like, why not

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tell him to slow down?

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Speaker 4: At your life too?

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah. So I'm thinking to myself, well, this could

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get interesting because he's had big knobby tires on there,

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but then as he fish tails out, I get just

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it just comes sprang on to me. So now I'm

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drip dripping. I'm like, what is going on? Now? I

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had taken an uber on New Year's Eve. That person

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writes me and says, uh, I'm gonna be a little longer.

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The previous passenger forgot his wallet, so I said, no problem,

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and she came. She was fantastic and the weather was

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kind of shitty. But this guy was like pooh, And then.

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Speaker 4: Where did you rate him? One?

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know what I rated him, because when

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you're the passenger, you don't panic. You can't. You gotta

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shut your face. You don't have to all Jesus. I

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drove with my mother to Virginia and we hit a

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lot of snow and she was white knuckling and going

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the visibility is so bad. And what did you worried

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about it? It's fine that we're driving. We may have

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to stay at a hotel. I go, no, we're not

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staying in a hotel. This will end. We're gonna be okay.

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I don't know, as you know, on the outside, I'm

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trying to act cool, calm and collected. On the inside,

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I'm starting to think of every decision that got me

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into this uber already. You know what I'm saying, every

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decision I did, like along the way, and I'm thinking,

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do I say something or not? And so once we're

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kind of back, I, you know, because what are you

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gonna do? You're gonna be the backseat driver? Hey man,

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quick note here when you hit that. So I don't

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know what the roads are, you know, so I did.

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All I said to him was roads are kind of

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slick today, huh. And what I'm really trying to say

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is I'd like both of us to continue participating in society.

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And he's got like this great energy, his elbows just down,

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he's one hand on the window. He's like, yeah, no problem,

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we're good. And uh, I don't know. I'm fully braced.

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I got my core and you're wet. I'm wet. I

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got my core. Well it's dripping on me, fucking droplets.

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Speaker 3: Okay, right, a one, and then you gotta contact everybody

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like I was in the backseat.

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Speaker 4: I'm getting dripped on.

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Speaker 3: I want my money back and they will refund you

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that you shouldn't be paying for that.

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Speaker 2: Oh really? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Oh I think gets in trouble.

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Speaker 2: Oh fucking well, well, okay, can you still do it?

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Yays after Yes, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I been.

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Speaker 3: I'm on the balance. I don't want to get this

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guy in trouble. But there again, I just had to

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get my shirt drag clean because I'm dripping through his.

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Speaker 2: I had a coat on.

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Speaker 3: You don't know that my pants, your coat got drag clean.

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You know it was unprofessional and you go to your

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next step. Then you're all wet.

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Speaker 4: What are you gonna do? Sit at somebody's couch Now

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the couch is wet. I'd be pissed. I'm like, what

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the fuck? Pull over? Fix this?

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Speaker 2: Well okay, but as the passenger, I'll ask you this.

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I feel like the passenger, especially when a cars like

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spins or something happens. You have no power. You can't

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reach over and grab the fucking wheel like that would

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be weird, and you really shouldn't say anything from the

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back seat. I try never to criticize. First of all,

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I thought, how many.

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Speaker 3: Slow down which a couple of people have over six years? Okay,

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can I slowing Down'm like, no, no problem, Sorry, I

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got a little a little fast so or yesterday somebody said,

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you know, I don't know why they're not taking you.

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Speaker 2: One of four.

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Speaker 3: Now it's a six minute trip. He wants to me

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to get out, wonderfo or go down, get off. We're

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not saving half an hour. Your job is to get

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me from point A to point B. I go, sir,

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I've been driving for six years. I'm pretty sure I

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know how this works.

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Speaker 2: And shut up. He did.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I don't think he gave me a bad rating,

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although although in the past month I was at A

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I've gone up some points believing, well, that's good because

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at A four point ninety three and I wasn't a

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four point eight nine.

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Speaker 2: There was one point I did think, if this ends,

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I'm gonna put down five stars because he got me there.

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All I was thinking was the whole way as him

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getting wet and stuff. And I was going home and

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I'm thinking, I go, wow, what do you care? You're

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saying He's like, you're gonna be fine, just just give home.

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Speaker 4: What about the next guy? What if he's entire or whatever.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he was drunk or high, just a

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bad driver. I just think that his car was soaked

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on the inside. Yeah, it's like that was gross. That

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was the first time I had ever seen it.

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Speaker 3: So if your mother's the next passage, you your mom

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to get off wet, right expression.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean at one point I go, well, I'm

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no longer in a jeep. I'm in a physics project.

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Speaker 4: As we're right.

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Speaker 2: But so you say, as an uber driver that there

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should be a complaint for that. That's what you're telling me,

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there should be a complaint. Yeah, okay, because I think

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my my uh little thing was like, I'm just gonna

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tip him the lowest amount. So I tipped him two bucks.

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Speaker 3: And you tipped them and you got wet. Yeah, but

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I want to drive people like you all day long.

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Speaker 2: Well I'm just thinking, okay, I don't know. I don't know.

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I'm like the guy tipped him for getting you wet.

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Some people paid my love Oh yeah, uh yeah, I

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guess I did because the other drivers like I usually

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give the highest tip. Sometimes in Staten Island there was

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a few times they gave the middle tip. But I

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don't know that I do the ratings for anybody.

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Speaker 3: If you tip your you're just giving him five stars automatically.

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Speaker 2: If you tip pretty sure, oh no matter what level

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of the tip is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I think it comes up five stars uber

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a lot. Yeah, I have a drink, I do, okay, Yeah,

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when I came to see a bTB, yep, like you

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know what, I'll probably have one. But yeah, things can

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go sideways, which they did.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, and that's really smart because you know, somebody

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said to me, God, the ubers are so expensive tonight,

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and they were. They were. They were like fifty five

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dollars to just go yeah, like you know, eight miles

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or something. And I said, yeah, but it beats the

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six thousand for the lawyers. Well that's I don't know,

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that's just the lawyer. I know that are all the

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fees and stuff on the top of that. I'm aware,

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and I go, I don't I don't even want to

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have a discussion. I'll pay the fifty it's so much better.

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And your home, Yeah, you're home, you're safe. It's no problem.

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What happened at the airport?

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Speaker 3: So Tuesday, this was twenty ninth of yep, December, No,

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twenty third. Is that on Tuesday? Oh, Tuesday, I was

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racking up reserved rides all day long. You know, I'm

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going for one of the other they give me a

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little extra money. So those are always nice. The last

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one of the day at six o'clock was from the

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airport to Canadagua or Pete. So I text Pete and

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when a waiting line, I'm like, Pete, you gotta text

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me when you're ready to go, otherwise I can't start

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the uber. Pete's ready to go. Drive up pillar number one.

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I'm here now on the uber. It's a pin where

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he is, yes, and I'm here, and he's I know,

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he's between one and four.

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Speaker 4: Pete. I'm here. I don't see you. I'm right here.

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I don't see you. So I call him.

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Speaker 3: I go, Pete, I'm here, I don't see it. I go,

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are you wearing a white hat?

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Speaker 4: He goes yeah. I go turn to the left. You

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see me?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I see you. Okay, can you pull up?

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I got heavy bags? Sure, Pete, no problem. So I

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pull up fifteen feet, pop the trunk.

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Speaker 2: Howl's Pete, good bag. It's thirty.

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Speaker 4: Pete thirty thirty. Puts his bags in the back.

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Speaker 2: Because if you told me Pete was somewhere between sixty

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five and seventy five and he had the heavy bags

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and he's a little I would go, all right, I

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get it. This thirty thirty.

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Speaker 3: Wow, can you pull up? I go, yeah, puts the

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bags and I go. I got the I got the trunk.

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tries to get into the passenger seat. And I rolled

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the window down and go, Pete, you can't.

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Speaker 2: Can't.

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Speaker 3: I have a bag here, it's filled with Christmas toys

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or Christmas presents. You got to sit in the back.

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Doesn't say anything, gets in back. I slowly, slowly pull away,

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and you're watching. Traffic is very busy. Yep, extremely I

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how we doing?

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Speaker 4: Pete? Go Pete, Pete? How's everything? Seizes up?

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Speaker 3: Starts thrashing in my car, starts hitting his head in

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the front, thrashing the back seat.

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Speaker 4: Just I pull over.

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Speaker 3: While at the airport underneath the the arrivals. Now anytime

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I'm there and I'm waiting for a rider, thirty seconds,

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you gotta move the car.

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Speaker 4: I know, I just here.

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Speaker 3: Nobody couldn't find I'm banging on the enterprise window to

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get their attention.

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Speaker 4: I pull over.

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Speaker 3: I open up the windows and rolled down the window

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and go, Pete, Pete, what's going on? And he's thrashing

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and I can see veterans on the jacket. So I go, Pete,

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don't worry. We're gonna get through this. I got friends

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in the military. Just breathe, Pete, Just breathe, Just breathe.

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You want water, you want to walk around, say talk

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to me, Pete.

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Speaker 4: Just keep with me.

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Speaker 3: And then finally somebody came up and I'm waving him

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down with security.

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Speaker 4: You gotta move. I go, this guy he's having an episode.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So they get the sheriffs and he's still thrashing

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and now he's convulsing and he's foaming in the mouth.

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Speaker 4: Oh fuck, was he Well, that could be a seizure.

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It was a seizure, okay, not.

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Speaker 2: Flow salva salivating, Yeah whatever, No, they do phone too, Yeah,

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because your saliva and you're breathing out, so yesh.

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Speaker 3: Shares come out. Given nark can. Now, nark can isn't

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what you think it is. It's like a tuba chipstick

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with a couple of handles on the side.

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Speaker 2: Did they know that he was odeed? No, But that's

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the thing.

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Speaker 3: Giving a nark can to somebody that's not oding doesn't

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hurt them. Okay, So they gave the right up the

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nose and poof and they're like, what'd you take, Pete,

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what'd you take?

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Speaker 4: Now? I don't know.

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Speaker 3: How do you know this guy? Like I picked him

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up a little while ago. They go where I go

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twenty feet back there? Oh my god, so he thrashed

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one more time because I remember your officer going, oh

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there he's going again.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 3: And it's like thirty degrees out. Yeah, so all the

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doors are open, he's got the bags. The guys on

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a walkie talkie cebe radio. I want you to come

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down B level. I don't want you to get a

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I don't want the gurney to come over A. They

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come down a side of the medium. Guys like, you

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fucking idiots all do this.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's good to know.

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Speaker 2: Wait, the Ambulance and Fire department they did the wrong side.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they did the wrong size, so they got the

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gurney over. So now now they're asking me questions my name,

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my phone number, my address. I'm like, you know, I

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have this guy's address on I'm just the uber. Maybe

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if you look on the computer, maybe his address is

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to his parents house. You get some answers, No, we'll

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just get your stuff first. I'm like, sure, makes absolutely

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perfect sense.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think they may think you're lying. And here's

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the problem. If Pete dies, Let's say Pete did o

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D think of that? If Pete dies and you were

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not the uber driver, but Pete's buddy who supplied the drugs,

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you're guilty of you're you're you're I don't want to

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say guilty of ritter, but could be charged so holy

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shit though, So then sorry, no, no, no, what does

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it do?

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Speaker 3: We They were calming him down. This is over half

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an hour. Yeah, finally came down. They got him on

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a gurney. They're asking me questions and like, oh, Sheriff's

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like these bags and they're just looking at the outside tags. Well,

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one of the bags starts moving and I'm like, what

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the fuck? It was a service dog. It was through

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black mash.

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Speaker 4: I goes, it's this fucking dog. I go, you want

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to give him the dog? Maybe I'll alp out. He goes,

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Now they don't want to go into bags or anything

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like that. Who knows what.

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Speaker 3: So they got him at a gurney, got him on

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the fire truck or the ambulance.

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Speaker 2: Oh this poor guy. Yeah, I mean it really could

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just be a PTSD. Yes, right, yeah, because it sounds

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like the dog he has.

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Speaker 3: He seemed like he was fine up until I asked

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him to get in the back seat. So then I

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called Uber. I go, look, I'm canceling this ride or

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finishing this ride, and I've only gone twenty feet, so

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I don't know what to tell you. This guy told

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them the story. I got not to be rude. I go,

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am I getting paid for this? It was forty five

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minutes not you know, Uber?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 3: You know, I am my gas and I did the

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right thing, and then you.

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Speaker 2: Did do the right thing. And even by saying to him,

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we'll get through this. Yeah, let's get you to people

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who are familiar with what you need.

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Speaker 4: So go home, go to I tell you what.

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Speaker 3: I drink many of beers over the years, but this

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is the first time I think I've ever said I

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need a beer.

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Speaker 4: I need a drink.

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Speaker 2: Well, you're adrenaline's pumping, someone's gonna die. You don't have answers,

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you don't know. Yeah, first you're you're probably thinking, is

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this guy losing his ship?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 2: And I'm I am I in danger? You kind of

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I can only imagine the thoughts that are going.

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Speaker 3: Through what is going on, So just better for the

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doubt that that he's not on drugs and God knows

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what's happening. Actually, somebody will be here too to help

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me out. So I go home, I have a few drinks,

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go to bed, and after that I had it. I

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still had to stop at Wegman's, a liquor store, another store,

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and I fucked up everything. I forgot something and white Man's.

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I forgot something, a liquor story. I'm like, I'm gonna

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go get that drake. I I concentrating. So three o'clock

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in the morning, I take a you know, pee, and

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I roll over with my phone and says, oh message

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from Uber oh support team. Okay, oh, maybe they know

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about Pete. So I slid it. You are deactivated. One

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of your writers says, you were under the influence and

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smelled of marijuana, and we are deactivating you until further noice.

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Speaker 2: Three o'clocking.

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Speaker 3: Boy, Happy fucking New Year. So I had a reply.

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I didn't do it right then.

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Speaker 4: I woke up later I go, look, I don't know

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who's telling you doing marijuana. I got a brand new car.

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Speaker 3: And if I pick somebody up to smells like marijuana

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and then get off and then you come in, You're like, oh,

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your car smelled marijuana, which used to happen a lot more.

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I don't smell it as much. I wonder if COVID

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kind of did something in my nose, or.

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Speaker 2: This shit's so good or no, no, I think people

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are I agree with you, and I think that it's

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also the time of year. Yeah, I think that cold

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weather people, somebody.

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Speaker 3: That didn't like me or I didn't smile or something

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like that. Yeah, just to be a jerk off.

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Speaker 2: See, I won't even complain about the guy that right,

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I got wet, just because I don't want to. I'm

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like the guys out there working on a whatever morning

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on New Year's Day, right, It's like, come on. So

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that was kind of to bust this guy's balls over

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a wet car. Fuck you, bran. This was what was

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thinking in my head. Honestly. You know, you can make

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all the jokes you want, but that was the thing

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that was in my head. It is like, I, yeah,

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this is the this is weird. And I'll always say this, Doug,

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and I don't know if you agree or not. When

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when what I guess you could say are uncomfortable situations,

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bad situations. I always go. But at least I got

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a good story coming out of it, you know what

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I mean. And that's how I look at it. And

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I I to me and I hear you like, I

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don't know that I would go back. I mean the

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ride was I don't sixteen bucks. I have no idea,

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And so it's like, okay, I mean, you know, you

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could have stayed sober and drove yourself. Why, I understand,

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but I'm going so and I get it. The complaining.

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I don't like hearing that though with you. That's a

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real because.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know how long I was gonna be.

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Speaker 3: Oh, they said we'll have an answer in twenty four

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to forty eight hours. So then so Christmas Eve comes

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and it's.

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Speaker 2: Like, okay, so this is before the hot before Christmas holiday.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was the same night as the seizure guy.

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Speaker 2: So this is Christmas Eve.

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Speaker 3: Christmas Eve. So I wrote them, I gave my story

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in the morning. They said we'll get back to you

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twenty four to forty hours with the decision.

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Speaker 4: And then that night the reserve rise.

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Speaker 3: There was one going to the airport at ten am

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for like seventeen dollars. So I'm like I'm just gonna

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run out. It's half a tank of gas. Sure, So

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I wrote him, I go, hey, just let you know

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I have a reserve rise. So if you're gonna not

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let me drive, I don't know what you're gonna do

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with this lady. And then it looks bad on my

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report that I'm not gonna go pick her up. So again,

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three o'clock in the morning, get up to go to

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the bathroom. And so they're sending twenty four hours.

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Speaker 2: They're in Pasadena. I guess Uber headquarters. I don't know

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where they are, but West cost, California. Yeah, so it's midnight.

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Who the fuck is sending out of the email? They Well,

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I guess if you're running a big company, like, yeah,

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it's all over.

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Speaker 4: I mean you run midnight thir three in the morning,

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well three in the morning your time, twenty.

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Speaker 3: Four hours, so it'd be six am their time.

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Speaker 2: No, oh right, yes, is behind the night so your

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midnight right, That's what I'm saying. It's like, who's sending

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out midnight on Christmas Day?

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Speaker 4: You've gotta have people twenty four hours.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure they do. Yeah, I'm sure they're huge.

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Speaker 4: I was able to pick up Catherine in the next morning.

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Speaker 2: I would love to interview somebody from like Uber headquarters,

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just to hear the complaints they get. Oh, I'm just

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some of them have to be so outlandishly.

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Speaker 3: Stupid, and they'll refund your money. I have a buddy

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he ubers everywhere he travels, not off a lot. If

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he's not happy, he'll dispute it and like his money back. Yeah,

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with the ride with the car or whatever. He doesn't.

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Not to be picky, but if he's ordering an XL,

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he's jammed up in something like I have you know,

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I order an Excel.

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Speaker 4: That's what I should get. Just something like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Or if it's somebody smoke smells of smoke. They're

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watching TV on there. I had an Uber driver watching

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a TS or something like not granted I was a

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mile away from my house, but I'm like, what the

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fuck you're watching TV and driving.

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Speaker 2: I had some great Uber drivers when I was down

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visiting my son. One guy had on He was from

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India and he had on the Indian news but radio,

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like through the Internet.

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Speaker 3: Did I tell you I had to India? I don't

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think so. It's been a while, so ri t Yeah.

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Abdul or something like that.

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Speaker 4: Uh easter, Doug, how are you today? I go, I'm good.

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Speaker 3: I'm good at adu abdulky and uh oh, mister Doug,

467
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I have a problem.

468
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Speaker 4: I go, what is it? Buddy, talk talk to me

469
00:21:53,559 --> 00:21:55,559
because I have a mouse in my house. We live

470
00:21:55,599 --> 00:21:58,599
in an apartment complex. There's construction next door. There's a

471
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,720
mouse in my house and it there's droppings. You know

472
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,680
that I should do? I go, Yeah, I get a cat,

473
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:06,599
cause will fix the problem. Get the mouse.

474
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Speaker 2: I go.

475
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Speaker 3: You don't watch cartoons in your country? Do you just

476
00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:11,960
like forty five?

477
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:12,880
Speaker 2: Forty five?

478
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,359
Speaker 4: Yeah? I'm like, do you ever watch Tom and Cherry.

479
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:16,880
Speaker 2: He goes, we're not just a mouse trap?

480
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,440
Speaker 3: Well then we're get into that. So uh he goes, No,

481
00:22:20,559 --> 00:22:21,640
I've never seen Tom and Jack.

482
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:21,759
Speaker 2: Go.

483
00:22:21,839 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get the cat, you get the mouse. If

484
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,799
you can't get some mouse, well then you're stuck with

485
00:22:24,839 --> 00:22:26,559
a cat and you're you're paying all the bills. You go,

486
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:32,119
I go, you're married. He goes, oh, yes, well very upsetable.

487
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:36,720
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, look, a mouse trap is okay, but

488
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:40,079
now they have sticky paper. It's like wallpaper.

489
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:43,920
Speaker 3: You put it upside down and the mouse will get

490
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,319
on the paper and I'll stick it.

491
00:22:45,319 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 4: Won't move an old.

492
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:49,039
Speaker 3: Starve to death. He goes, these, that's very cruel for

493
00:22:49,079 --> 00:22:51,279
the animal. And let me ask you something. He goes,

494
00:22:51,279 --> 00:22:54,119
what's I go, since this mouse problem with the droppings,

495
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:55,400
have you got any pussy lately?

496
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,680
Speaker 2: He goes, No, No, sir, my wife no.

497
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,440
Speaker 4: Very upset with me. I'm like, yeah, I'm like, this

498
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,200
is going to fix your problems. He goes, I am

499
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:08,200
going to Amazon sticky b I founded, mister, he ordered

500
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:08,839
it right there.

501
00:23:09,079 --> 00:23:11,599
Speaker 2: Well, why would you get like the sticky paper? Then

502
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,119
I think I'm gonna hear them. I just I would

503
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:13,880
use a mouse trap.

504
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 4: Mousetrap is fine if it goes in the trap.

505
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, the sticky paper, even if you get one hand

506
00:23:18,319 --> 00:23:19,319
on it, that's true.

507
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 2: You know that's true.

508
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:23,680
Speaker 3: To build a better mouse trap, yeah, and I haven't.

509
00:23:23,799 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 2: I haven't done that. I had a mouse in where

510
00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:29,480
I live, and uh, and I caught it with a

511
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,680
mouse trap. Got it?

512
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just chopped that is right.

513
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,440
Speaker 2: And then and then I came home from being gone

514
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,759
for a while, and I see I can sense something.

515
00:23:40,839 --> 00:23:43,880
I felt like I saw a shadow something. Sure enough,

516
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:47,400
I see something going I go, fuck, again. So now

517
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:48,599
I put out mouse traps.

518
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,319
Speaker 3: Well I put I used people came home drunk in

519
00:23:51,319 --> 00:23:54,799
your bare feet yet yeah, three less toes.

520
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:59,039
Speaker 2: I uh, I gotta, I know, that's what I was thinking.

521
00:23:59,279 --> 00:24:01,119
So I always like to use peanut butter.

522
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 4: I don't know my dad does.

523
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:03,559
Speaker 2: So I put peanut butter.

524
00:24:03,599 --> 00:24:04,079
Speaker 4: We've been talking.

525
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,279
Speaker 2: No, I did it. I always did it. And so

526
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,000
the peanut butter I put too far at the front.

527
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:11,960
The motherfucker ate the whole thing in the mouse trap

528
00:24:12,079 --> 00:24:12,640
and every went off.

529
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:13,039
Speaker 4: Yeah.

530
00:24:13,079 --> 00:24:16,839
Speaker 2: So now I put out two more uh, and I go,

531
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,759
I'm going to get you. And then on the one

532
00:24:18,759 --> 00:24:20,279
that he'd eating the peanut butter off, I put a

533
00:24:20,319 --> 00:24:22,119
little piece of cheese on, and I put a little

534
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:24,079
piece of cheese on the other one, just like the cartoon.

535
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,400
Just like the cartoons. I got that, bastard. You tell

536
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,680
your friends, have you ever seen a rat trap?

537
00:24:30,799 --> 00:24:33,799
Speaker 3: No, buddy, I don't want to. You don't even want

538
00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:36,720
to know. It's field mouse is fine, I get it

539
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,759
times as big. It's bigger than that.

540
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,759
Speaker 2: It's no, thank you, they're huge. Yeah. No, I don't

541
00:24:42,759 --> 00:24:47,279
want no. That that grosses me out. Rats, rats, gross mice.

542
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:48,920
I can deal with and I grew up in a

543
00:24:49,039 --> 00:24:53,440
rural area and that happens. They're looking for warmth.

544
00:24:53,759 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 4: You know who is it, buddy?

545
00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:58,079
Speaker 3: I know little love and warmth in the year, but

546
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,519
that's all we want. I want laugh, I want laughter,

547
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:08,160
love and your shit together. No trumpsters or smokers. I'm like, well, uh,

548
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,480
we will take That's when I write, bag yourhar.

549
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 2: We will take a uh. We'll take a moment here.

550
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And then what was supposed to be a hype patriotic

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USA USA uh moment at the Armed Forces Bowl almost

552
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turned into a straight up bloper reel.

553
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Speaker 4: Was this last night?

554
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,759
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555
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Speaker 2: It is now twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 2: Well you know, yeah, you know, look I get.

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Speaker 4: Some it's just rock and roll. Yeah, you're in the

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top three of everybody's list to history if not number one.

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game anywhere without hearing one of their songs. And I lost.

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Speaker 2: This is true. I heard them one on uh where

591
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was I?

592
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Speaker 3: And a lot of NFL teams from watching the game.

593
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Speaker 4: Not the Bills.

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Speaker 3: Third down, they'll play Thunderstruck or house bells or something

595
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like that.

596
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Speaker 4: Yeah, as they know you'll hold them, so you want

597
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to get a pumped up with the Rocks. I work

598
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out the ac DC, I did. I have five songs

599
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,319
of the Fabulous Thunderbirds, which would take me about twenty

600
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five minutes, and then next thirty.

601
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:59,279
Speaker 2: Wait, five songs plus the Fabulous Thunderbirds.

602
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Speaker 4: Five songs from the Fabulous Sun. Oh really yeah? Okay,

603
00:28:02,759 --> 00:28:04,880
just a little rockabilly.

604
00:28:05,319 --> 00:28:08,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like the Fabulous Jimmy Vaughan, I think right,

605
00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:10,079
Steve Gray's brothers.

606
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 4: I don't remember a fabulous.

607
00:28:11,519 --> 00:28:14,559
Speaker 3: T Maybe about four songs, which is about fifteen minutes.

608
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,279
You get your warm up sweat going. Yeah, and usually

609
00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:20,359
the first drop of sweat which will probably ten seconds,

610
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,200
and I'd have a heart attack and then I would

611
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,680
never get to a C D C. But anyways, four songs,

612
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,960
then go into a c DC for another half an

613
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,440
hour when I was working out.

614
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,519
Speaker 2: It's, uh, it's weird, right because we get to an

615
00:28:31,599 --> 00:28:36,000
age and we hear about somebody we know passing away.

616
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you go, wow, well guys only like five

617
00:28:41,279 --> 00:28:43,920
six years older than me, right, and you're kind of

618
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,000
hoping that it was like, I don't know, d W,

619
00:28:46,319 --> 00:28:48,440
I lost it something.

620
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,359
Speaker 3: I've never heard somebody that, Hey, do you see here

621
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,200
Tim Dight know was a d WY?

622
00:28:54,279 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 2: I hope, No, That's what I'm saying. Yes, yes, you

623
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,680
don't want you don't. I don't want to be heard

624
00:28:58,759 --> 00:28:59,480
from causes.

625
00:28:59,519 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 4: I don't want that. And then your next well, god,

626
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,880
I was drinking with him just last night. Now he's dead.

627
00:29:04,079 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 3: I guess I'm not gonna drink anymore. And you're still

628
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:06,680
gonna drink.

629
00:29:07,119 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 2: The former general manager of Watkins Glenn International, Michael print Up,

630
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,079
who was always very good to me on the radio

631
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,200
and was great when I came down to the track,

632
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,039
and I think I took my kid there and we

633
00:29:18,039 --> 00:29:21,519
were in like VIP stuff and I loved my print

634
00:29:21,599 --> 00:29:24,680
Up was just great. And uh, I get a call

635
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,279
from from my friend Race and Randy, Hey, bud, I

636
00:29:27,319 --> 00:29:30,039
just want to let you know Michael Printup died and

637
00:29:30,119 --> 00:29:34,759
so I look it up and it says unexpectedly sixty

638
00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:38,279
years old. Unexpectedly, I go, motherfucker had a heart attack.

639
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,680
That's gotta be right. I would think either that or

640
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,759
sleep apnea or his wife smothered him with a pillow.

641
00:29:44,759 --> 00:29:47,079
Speaker 4: I don't know, but you don't die from sleep apne?

642
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:56,039
Speaker 2: In to you? Uh, well, let's take a look. Why

643
00:29:56,039 --> 00:29:57,119
am I going to answer this.

644
00:29:59,279 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 4: The uber driver?

645
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 2: No, I'm not even gonna do that. Let's see. Uh,

646
00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:05,960
can sleep apnea kill you?

647
00:30:06,319 --> 00:30:07,119
Speaker 4: Or can you dive from?

648
00:30:07,359 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 2: Okay? Third is the number two search? Can sleep apnea

649
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:12,960
kill you?

650
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,279
Speaker 4: Boom is or no?

651
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 2: Yes? Unrelated sleep apnea can untreated excuse me, untreated sleep

652
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,799
apney can be fatal, not usually from suffocation, but by

653
00:30:24,839 --> 00:30:30,599
causing severe health complications. So it's a contributor. You can

654
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:31,640
have it? Can it cannot?

655
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 4: Breathing?

656
00:30:32,839 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 2: Heart attack, strokes, high blood pressure, and sudden cardiac death?

657
00:30:37,799 --> 00:30:38,799
Do you have sleep apnea?

658
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:45,559
Speaker 3: I've been told on occasion, be told on occasion, spending

659
00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:48,599
on who sleeps over? She's drunker than I am if

660
00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:51,799
she cares. So yeah, I'm just leaving, and then the

661
00:30:51,839 --> 00:30:53,759
next one like, you have sleep at me. I'm like,

662
00:30:53,839 --> 00:30:56,519
I never heard that before. So the previous three girls

663
00:30:56,559 --> 00:30:57,839
didn't give a ship and this one does.

664
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Speaker 2: I guess. I guess. So showed me to love baby. Wow,

665
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:06,559
yes it can? Is it bad? Do you know?

666
00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:07,759
Speaker 4: Well?

667
00:31:07,759 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 2: How would you know you're asleep?

668
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,839
Speaker 4: Right? Maybe my grandfather had that. I think my dad

669
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,000
wears a mask. Yeah, I'll do the weight.

670
00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 3: So that's one reason, one reason to start losing weight.

671
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, get on that treadmill, eat a little different.

672
00:31:22,119 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 2: Well, I would say, just for your mental health and

673
00:31:25,319 --> 00:31:28,720
overwall you just feel better. Yeah, I think I think

674
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,359
you do. I don't know, Maybe you don't. You do?

675
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,079
Speaker 4: Yeah, studies show it.

676
00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:35,119
Speaker 2: Well, you know, in your own body and you're like hey,

677
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,839
and then all of a sudden you're like, look at me, Yeah,

678
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,880
nobody else is looking. You lose weight?

679
00:31:41,119 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks for noticing. You want to date me?

680
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:48,039
Speaker 2: No, Doug, Hey, Doug, do you lose weight? Yeah?

681
00:31:48,079 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 4: I lost two hundred and twenty pounds.

682
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, I divorced her. I had a buddy who

683
00:31:53,920 --> 00:32:00,319
once comes in, he goes, hey, hey, I tell you

684
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:06,079
feeling great, just had surgery on my back. What he's like, yeah,

685
00:32:06,319 --> 00:32:09,240
he goes man. Everything came off fantastic. I had one

686
00:32:09,319 --> 00:32:17,680
hundred and forty five pounds removed from my back, so terrible.

687
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,640
Uh yeah, the sleep abby stuff can be. I just

688
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,279
want to watch that. I just want to watch it.

689
00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:25,039
You know, feel better, look better, Ladies will be all

690
00:32:25,039 --> 00:32:27,359
over Dougie Fresh, you think so, I don't know. I

691
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,000
have no idea.

692
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 3: He's hoping for something bigger and better to come.

693
00:32:31,559 --> 00:32:34,559
Speaker 4: So we'll see, you know what happens.

694
00:32:34,799 --> 00:32:36,039
Speaker 2: But time runs out.

695
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,759
Speaker 4: Time runs out, that's right. Yeah, tick tock.

696
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh so they had they have these things where

697
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:47,119
the they have parachuters jump out of airplanes and come

698
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,799
into the stadium, get the crowd hype. They usually have

699
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:54,440
flags that they're trailing and all this stuff. So the

700
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,839
pregame was in Fort Worth, Texas.

701
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,119
Speaker 4: I think, what game are we talking about?

702
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:03,519
Speaker 2: This was the arm Forces Bowl, and I don't remember

703
00:33:03,559 --> 00:33:08,079
who was playing. Five parachuters jump out of a plane, flags,

704
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:14,559
stadium was ready, crowds feeling heroic. And then one of

705
00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:15,480
the guys.

706
00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 4: It was Rice in Texas state. It was yesterday, days ago.

707
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 2: I can't tell what it's going on at work. I

708
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,799
was leaving, Yeah.

709
00:33:24,039 --> 00:33:27,839
Speaker 3: And I'm seeing a scuffle on the field. I'm like, yeah,

710
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,880
I'll hear about tomorrow. So now I'm hearing about it tomorrow.

711
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 4: So go ahead.

712
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,799
Speaker 2: Well, this was in the scuffle of the field. This

713
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,640
was the parachuter coming down, and one of them got

714
00:33:35,759 --> 00:33:41,440
caught in the netting behind the goalpost. Oh yeah, not raised,

715
00:33:43,519 --> 00:33:48,319
slowed down fully, hung like the guys hung up like

716
00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:52,640
a Christmas ornament, about thirty five feet above the crowd. Okay,

717
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,319
and then.

718
00:33:56,759 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 4: He fell on the ground.

719
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 2: He fell on the crowd. He fell fans. They claimed

720
00:34:01,559 --> 00:34:06,279
nobody was hurt. Crowds fine. Uh and weirdly, the game

721
00:34:06,319 --> 00:34:08,639
is still started on top. Oh yeah, for all that

722
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:13,639
they started on time, because nothing says the college football like, hey,

723
00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:16,599
we almost lost the guy. Now here's an important detail.

724
00:34:17,519 --> 00:34:22,639
Five parachuters jumped out of the plane. Three successfully landed

725
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:26,039
in the stadium. One guy he told you about calling.

726
00:34:26,039 --> 00:34:28,519
Then some other guy completely missed the.

727
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,039
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Wednesday High.

728
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:36,039
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm thinking, like, these were veterans, right,

729
00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:37,280
these are guys who was I.

730
00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:39,559
Speaker 3: Mean, anything over twenty five miles per hour. There's a

731
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,840
there's a limit to what they'll let people drop it.

732
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:49,119
Speaker 2: I can't I don't know. I don't I never parachuted. Uh,

733
00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:49,920
what are they going to do?

734
00:34:50,079 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 4: Tolstedo's Bowl or Super Bowl?

735
00:34:51,519 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 3: And some guy was going to jump off a helicopter

736
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,920
and bungee jumped to almost the ground and scoop up

737
00:34:58,039 --> 00:34:59,639
some scoop up so salsa.

738
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,199
Speaker 4: Oh and he tried that in rehearsal. He died.

739
00:35:04,039 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 2: No, I don't remember this. I'm not saying it didn't happen.

740
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:08,360
I just don't know.

741
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,079
Speaker 3: And then years ago, you remember one of the Tyson

742
00:35:10,119 --> 00:35:12,360
fights or Holy Field fights. The guy came in with

743
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,519
the the parachute and the fan behind him and he

744
00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:17,800
went into the crowd. I think that guy's still in

745
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,559
the hospital. They're kicking a shit out of the guy.

746
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,199
And one guy took his cell phone was smashing in

747
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:23,639
his head.

748
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,519
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you see the video and you're like the fuck?

749
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,079
Oh like animals.

750
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,519
Speaker 2: Well, see, the thing is like it's so uncomfortable. I

751
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,719
don't know. Would you ever parachute? I've never done.

752
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 4: I'm afraid of.

753
00:35:34,639 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 3: I can't watch videos on my phone without getting sweaty hands. Yeah,

754
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:44,480
there's there's one going now that coming off a gigantic

755
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,239
water slide.

756
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,199
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, And it's all AI, but.

757
00:35:49,159 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 3: You go off in the air and like you're falling,

758
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:55,360
and I watch it just to tease myself. But yeah,

759
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,400
my hands get sweaty. So no, I don't do good

760
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,519
with lights. Planes are something different. I'm going on Macasia,

761
00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:02,159
going somewhere, so I can you.

762
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:05,679
Speaker 2: Know, planes are fine. I don't have any of that.

763
00:36:06,639 --> 00:36:12,440
As I've gotten older, I'm not as cool about heights.

764
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,239
I guess, yeah, like I don't want to walk right

765
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,239
up to the edge of anything, you know, when I'm

766
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,480
up in a building, like, hey, look down and it'll

767
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,400
take me a second. If my kids were always like,

768
00:36:21,599 --> 00:36:24,559
come on, let's do it, I would do it. Normally,

769
00:36:24,559 --> 00:36:28,280
those things don't ever really bother me. But I now

770
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,960
because I consider jumping out of a plane. At some

771
00:36:31,079 --> 00:36:33,840
point I thought it would be fun, or I always

772
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,639
thought would looked really fucking cool. Was the base jumping?

773
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,840
Did you ever see this where they jump like off

774
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,760
a cliff and they've got these winged suits of us

775
00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:43,960
and they're going around. And then I heard about this

776
00:36:44,039 --> 00:36:46,679
kid I grew up with and we went to church together,

777
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,880
and he went right in the side of the mountain.

778
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:50,920
That was the end of that. Ill probably.

779
00:36:53,199 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 4: Did have a d.

780
00:36:56,559 --> 00:37:00,679
Speaker 2: But here I was happy. It was happy because I went, hey,

781
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:04,280
terrible that he died, But he died base jumping. I'm

782
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,039
not base jumping.

783
00:37:05,079 --> 00:37:05,519
Speaker 4: There you go.

784
00:37:05,679 --> 00:37:08,159
Speaker 2: It wasn't natural causes checking. It was just sitting down,

785
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,400
you're not his favorite team and that heart attack right

786
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:15,239
and drink you No, no, it was all it was

787
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,719
all good. It was all good.

788
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,559
Speaker 3: Years ago they had and this was in Japan, self propulsion,

789
00:37:21,159 --> 00:37:26,599
jet propulsion wings and he went around uh I think

790
00:37:26,599 --> 00:37:29,159
it was about Fuji seven times and the goal was

791
00:37:29,199 --> 00:37:33,719
to he couldn't take off, but he could land. And

792
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,199
and now with the technology they're coming out with, have

793
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,840
you seen the Oh I don't even know what you

794
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,639
call him. There they're handheld blowers.

795
00:37:44,039 --> 00:37:46,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's all that's usually water.

796
00:37:47,559 --> 00:37:49,599
Speaker 4: No, no, this is air air too.

797
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, jet propulsion to go from one ship to another

798
00:37:53,199 --> 00:37:54,360
to transfer sailors.

799
00:37:55,559 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 4: Yeah.

800
00:37:57,159 --> 00:37:59,679
Speaker 2: See now that doesn't scare me. And I'm gonna tell

801
00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:02,480
you why. Just like with the uber driver, here's the thing.

802
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:03,440
I'm in control.

803
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:04,760
Speaker 4: You're not in control.

804
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:05,639
Speaker 2: Well I am in control.

805
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 4: You're in the backseat getting pissed out.

806
00:38:07,559 --> 00:38:09,599
Speaker 2: No, no, I was, That's what I'm saying. That's what

807
00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:11,960
I'm saying, I was not in control and the uber ride,

808
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,840
But if I had one of those jet propel packs,

809
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,280
I feel like I'm in control. I can control the speed,

810
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,760
I can control whatever. Oh man, he'd be like, fucking Superman.

811
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,119
This is the coolest shit ever because I've only seen

812
00:38:24,159 --> 00:38:28,159
the water ones. And then I saw something over Christmas

813
00:38:28,159 --> 00:38:30,280
when I was down on the Potomac and they do

814
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:34,920
Santa arrives on water skis. They had one of the

815
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,679
police that was chasing the Grinch is on a surfboard,

816
00:38:38,159 --> 00:38:41,199
but it's above the water. It's like a hoverboard almost,

817
00:38:41,639 --> 00:38:44,159
And I go, I want one of those. I want

818
00:38:44,199 --> 00:38:47,719
one of those. You would love to just go zipping

819
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,079
around Canada. Like now, you have to have pretty good balance.

820
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,079
I will say balance not what it used to be.

821
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,719
I got my ankle. I do have a weaker ankle now,

822
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,400
so I all things to focus on for twenty twenty

823
00:38:58,559 --> 00:38:59,199
weeker ankle.

824
00:38:59,199 --> 00:39:00,639
Speaker 4: How did you get this your ankle?

825
00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 2: I think over the years like that was always a

826
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,559
kind of an achilles heel, so to speak of mine,

827
00:39:06,599 --> 00:39:08,599
I would roll the ankle because I think I walked

828
00:39:08,599 --> 00:39:12,239
too far in the outside of my my uh feet.

829
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,840
So yeah, it's bad. Yeah, and then and then it

830
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,719
would affect you balance wise, so I would always have

831
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,559
to concentrate on putting my weight through my big toe

832
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:27,239
when I box and stuff. No, I'm it's serious, I

833
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:31,679
tell you. Just like wrestling, balance is so important, so important,

834
00:39:32,159 --> 00:39:34,079
and it's a great thing. And I used to have

835
00:39:34,119 --> 00:39:36,639
a really pretty decent balance. I could do all the

836
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,679
chilly balance things. But I don't know. I'm not as

837
00:39:39,679 --> 00:39:41,199
young as I used to be, though I still feel

838
00:39:41,199 --> 00:39:41,559
the baby.

839
00:39:41,679 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, I tell you, if you slip a

840
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:47,199
little bit, I've always said I've had a good balance,

841
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:48,320
especially with wrestling.

842
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 3: But yeah, slip a little bit and catch yourself Like whoa.

843
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,239
You know, you don't want to come to the day

844
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,519
when you're slipping and you don't catch your balance right right,

845
00:39:54,599 --> 00:39:57,960
and you hear terrible stories about that. Well, it's the falls,

846
00:39:58,639 --> 00:40:00,840
not from a heart KACKI no. And he slipped and fell,

847
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:04,920
my old man, yeah, he, Oh my gosh, tremendous shock

848
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:05,480
to the body.

849
00:40:05,639 --> 00:40:08,800
Speaker 2: He he was having a lot of instants where he

850
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,719
was falling and stuff. We got into a higher level

851
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:14,639
of care. My poor brother had just gone to drop

852
00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:16,480
his kids off in camp and was looking forward to

853
00:40:16,559 --> 00:40:20,960
two weeks, no kids sleepover camp, both kids away, and

854
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,559
he and his wife are going to get some time.

855
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,960
They had a whole lot moving my dad up doing

856
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,800
all this stuff. And while they're up there, my father

857
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:31,519
takes a fall in the dining room at this assistant

858
00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:34,880
living place, breaks his hip. They have to do something else.

859
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,800
They were saying, if he doesn't have surgery, we're not

860
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:41,400
sure he could even sit in a wheelchair surgery. And

861
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,239
then that was the end. That was the end, and

862
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,599
it is usually the fall that will kill you. I mean, look,

863
00:40:45,639 --> 00:40:48,719
Bob Saggot. We don't know what happened to Bob Saggot.

864
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,000
Like he went back and it was that he hit

865
00:40:51,079 --> 00:40:53,039
his head. He fell. I don't know how he fell.

866
00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:54,079
I don't know what happened.

867
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,039
Speaker 4: Well, was he a drinker? Was he known drinker?

868
00:40:56,119 --> 00:40:58,559
Speaker 3: Some people will question if he had a shot the

869
00:40:58,760 --> 00:40:59,440
COVID shot.

870
00:41:00,079 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 2: Oh maybe I don't know. I I don't. I mean

871
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:10,199
certainly didn't know Sagat met him, but didn't know him right,

872
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,440
So it wasn't like I wouldn't know if he was

873
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,159
a drinker or not. I had never heard anything. It's

874
00:41:14,159 --> 00:41:18,320
certainly there was never any I mean, I guess, you

875
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,840
know it's possible.

876
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 3: But friend of mine who worked in the comedy club

877
00:41:22,559 --> 00:41:27,119
comics cafe, he's like, they're either full blown alcoholic or

878
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,360
they're recovered and they don't want anything to do with it.

879
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's definitely think it's it's some of the most

880
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:37,599
depressing people you will ever meet are the comics that

881
00:41:37,679 --> 00:41:38,840
go out and do stuff.

882
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 4: But it's amazing, isn't it.

883
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 2: It's different now, I think even more. I think there's

884
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:49,880
some that like just they work out and they try to.

885
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,480
I mean, they're really like they're on a path to

886
00:41:52,519 --> 00:41:54,960
try to get somewhere with this, where other guys are like, yeah,

887
00:41:55,079 --> 00:41:58,599
fuck it, there's a road and it sucks. And you know,

888
00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:01,960
I had a buddy used to go uh he had

889
00:42:02,159 --> 00:42:04,440
he would travel. There were these two comics and they

890
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,840
both died of heart attacks. But they would make lard brownies.

891
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 4: Lard brownies.

892
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,760
Speaker 2: They would take the lard from like bacon, grease and everything,

893
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,960
and they would eat that on the road on the

894
00:42:15,079 --> 00:42:19,559
road trip, and they would say no calories on travel day,

895
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:26,920
it doesn't count. Yeahwies, large brownies. I'm pretty sure it

896
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,679
was lard brownies. I can see.

897
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 4: But you think about it.

898
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,599
Speaker 2: It's depressing. On the road is depressing. It sucks. It's

899
00:42:32,639 --> 00:42:32,960
all that.

900
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,760
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I mean unless you're meeting people in the.

901
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 2: Yeah it is. What do you get there?

902
00:42:39,159 --> 00:42:43,559
Speaker 3: Reserved ride? I might have to take it. Okay, yeah,

903
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,760
we need to wrap up until five o'clock. But if

904
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,239
you don't take them, somebody else does, right, and for

905
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,119
twenty minute trip it's twenty five dollars.

906
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 2: Okay, there you go.

907
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 3: Now you build your day and now I have to

908
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,599
do a little bit. I'm obering every day. Yeah, at

909
00:42:58,679 --> 00:43:01,480
least for a goal. Hopefully get all the bills paid

910
00:43:01,519 --> 00:43:03,639
off this year and nice I got a vacation of

911
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,880
going out, so that's great. So I'll get out there

912
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,679
before the forty nine ers game. Go buy some shrimp

913
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:13,199
because twelve pack of Jenny Light, you know, some summer sauces.

914
00:43:13,199 --> 00:43:14,760
So I can have a heart attack and be like, eh,

915
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,960
old Doug. Well, at least no FID is dedicated to

916
00:43:18,039 --> 00:43:21,000
Doug Phelps. We had a heart take yesterday. Fifty five

917
00:43:21,079 --> 00:43:23,599
years old. I love Doug Mark. What do you think

918
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:24,480
he wasn't that funny?

919
00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:24,679
Speaker 2: Yeah?

920
00:43:24,679 --> 00:43:30,159
Speaker 4: I agree? Oh yeah, terrible.

921
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 3: He had a twenty two Pall Bearers well, they're all

922
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:40,199
women over seventy. They could have lifted cast and by themselves.

923
00:43:41,159 --> 00:43:43,519
Oh that would be terrible. Did I tell you about

924
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,840
the party I went to? Is an old Lachlan's was

925
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,840
for real and there are seven old women up. This

926
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,079
isn't one team now And I was already half of

927
00:43:50,119 --> 00:43:50,960
the bag and walked up.

928
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 4: I knew one of the girls. I'm like, how are

929
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,639
we doing? Ladies? I go, my god, I haven't seen

930
00:43:54,639 --> 00:43:57,000
this many cougars since I was at the Seneca Park Zoo.

931
00:43:57,079 --> 00:43:59,679
Anybody whyse shot and they loved it.

932
00:44:00,199 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 3: Then I went up up front and dance with the band. Yeah,

933
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,800
they're all smiling, giggling.

934
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,599
Speaker 2: Wait you danced with the band or you dance in

935
00:44:07,599 --> 00:44:09,599
front of the band? It was by yourself club? No?

936
00:44:09,679 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 4: I had friends there, ran into people.

937
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 2: I got I gotta I want a worse the fucking

938
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:14,280
video of this?

939
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:15,559
Speaker 4: What just dancing?

940
00:44:15,679 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 2: I would like to see that. Okay, there's no video.

941
00:44:18,199 --> 00:44:23,360
Come on, you're a lane from Seinfeldt Lucky Fresh has moves, baby,

942
00:44:23,679 --> 00:44:24,320
I would.

943
00:44:24,039 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 4: Like to see what I mean?

944
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 2: You would love to see that.

945
00:44:26,559 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 3: I would love to give me some bowling shoes and

946
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,400
I'll move walk across the alley for you.

947
00:44:32,199 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 4: I can jitterbug too.

948
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:39,199
Speaker 2: What yeah, okay a few years ago, nineteen, it's not

949
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:39,880
even twenty two.

950
00:44:40,159 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 3: You clear, you start jitterbugging and you know your ship

951
00:44:42,599 --> 00:44:45,039
and people stopped dancing around, you'd be like, I can't,

952
00:44:45,039 --> 00:44:45,760
I can't hang.

953
00:44:45,599 --> 00:44:49,119
Speaker 4: With this guy. Seriously, people still talking about it.

954
00:44:49,119 --> 00:44:51,559
Speaker 3: Was in my DJing in place called rock Clam down

955
00:44:51,559 --> 00:44:54,400
on River Street, threw on jump driving Whale. Somebody came

956
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,880
out doing her thing, and I went up there and

957
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,559
started dancing with her, spun her around. Oh yeah, in

958
00:44:59,639 --> 00:45:01,599
my flaps flip flops.

959
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:05,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would love flops. Bill, I got it, Doug.

960
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,039
Speaker 4: It's skill.

961
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,679
Speaker 2: Didn't know. I got it. When you're moving like that. Yeah,

962
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,119
you didn't break a toe, didn't break a sweat, though,

963
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,599
I do.

964
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:14,519
Speaker 4: They go to the bathroom.

965
00:45:14,559 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, Well I want video. There had to

966
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,280
be video there. I've never had anybody send me video.

967
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:27,119
Speaker 2: Oh that's too bad. That's too bad because that you know,

968
00:45:27,119 --> 00:45:29,400
a lot of times now people whip out the phone.

969
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:34,840
Go look at this guy, right, I mean, thank god, yeah,

970
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:35,639
I do.

971
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:38,159
Speaker 4: The whip actually kept pulling out.

972
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 2: Come on, wake up, Come on, wake up, show time,

973
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,280
wake up. We'll take a moment I came across an

974
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:50,159
article that it didn't shock me right away, but it's

975
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:53,119
kind of sat with me, and Uh, I think this

976
00:45:53,159 --> 00:45:55,239
will be interesting for you. I'd love to hear your

977
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:55,920
thoughts on this.

978
00:45:56,159 --> 00:45:56,599
Speaker 4: You got it.

979
00:45:56,599 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 2: I just as we get into the new year, and

980
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:03,360
then uh, we'll with a kind of a year in

981
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:09,360
review of emergency rooms all that coming up right after this.

982
00:46:09,519 --> 00:46:11,679
If the new year has you saying I did not

983
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,800
sign up for this, like a worker's comp case, social

984
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:19,079
security disability, or a personal injury claim, don't try to

985
00:46:19,199 --> 00:46:23,079
google lawyer your way through it. Go to Connors and Ferris.

986
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,119
They have offices in Buffalo, New York City, Syracuse, and

987
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:31,639
Rochester and they'll get back to you within twenty four hours. Yeah,

988
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:35,000
so even when you're stress scrolling at two am, you

989
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,440
can call two six to two COMP, tell them a

990
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,280
little bit about what's going on in your life, and

991
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,320
within twenty four hours one of their attorneys will get

992
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,039
back to you. You'll talk to real lawyers who will

993
00:46:45,079 --> 00:46:50,119
explain things in plain English, not legal mumbo jumbo workers comp,

994
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:56,400
social security disability, personal injury complicated. Absolutely something you should handle.

995
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 4: A loan.

996
00:46:57,519 --> 00:47:02,679
Speaker 2: Nope, Connors and Ferris responsive and committed to serving you

997
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:07,719
better called two six' two comp helps available right, Now.

998
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:10,199
Speaker 4: Good, afternoon.

999
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:13,039
Speaker 3: Everybody you got the, one the, only the, hipshakeing money

1000
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:15,119
making teller of, power man of the hour twenty four to,

1001
00:47:15,119 --> 00:47:16,320
seven the one your mother warned you.

1002
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 4: About Dougie fresh in the. House maybe at this TIME

1003
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,000
i want you to keep your hands and the feet

1004
00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:24,480
inside the car till the ride comes to. Complete stop

1005
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,159
to my, right you know.

1006
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:29,159
Speaker 3: Him you love, them Ladies adorum six foot two and

1007
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,719
as of flu all the way From, Alabama.

1008
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:38,679
Speaker 2: Bama, lamo the, one the, only mister Bellmore. Rand look

1009
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:41,920
at that right to the, Post Dougie, fresh right to the. Post.

1010
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:47,559
Ough so we took a short little break here AND

1011
00:47:47,679 --> 00:47:52,239
i get a text somebody that says the text, said.

1012
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,599
Speaker 3: Well then you start. Laughing you haven't told me, anything.

1013
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 4: SO i have.

1014
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 2: Not MAY i ask you a weird? Question now it's

1015
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:06,239
SOMEBODY i, know, Uh AND i said weird, hmm, OKAY i,

1016
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:10,360
Guess and they, go why did you repost this woman's

1017
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:14,639
new profile picture on your? PAGE i have to think

1018
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:22,639
you did it by. Accident woman's Profile, okay, no, wait

1019
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:25,760
so there's a WOMAN i used to work with had

1020
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:29,079
put up a new profile. PICTURE i THINK i will

1021
00:48:29,079 --> 00:48:32,800
always tell, men if you are, married do not like

1022
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:37,400
another woman's. Picture don't put looking hot to do you see?

1023
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,599
Speaker 4: It do WHAT i? Mean? Yeah?

1024
00:48:38,679 --> 00:48:39,639
Speaker 2: Yeah did you find? It?

1025
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:40,079
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1026
00:48:40,159 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 2: Yeah so BUT i re posted it on my fucking,

1027
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:49,320
page AND i, go, no, wow no she? MARRIED i

1028
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,320
have no idea to find. OUT i don't. KNOW i

1029
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,639
think she lives In vegas or. SO i have no.

1030
00:48:53,679 --> 00:48:55,519
IDEA i THOUGHT i thought she was married to a.

1031
00:48:55,559 --> 00:48:57,199
BILLY i don't impersonate, her.

1032
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 3: Went To Marcellus High, school lives In, chicago and.

1033
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 2: Oh, OKAY i THINK i thought she was married to

1034
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,800
a billy idol. Impersonator look through her pictures and see

1035
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,760
if you see a billy idol like her and a

1036
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:12,719
guy that looks like his Whole i'm saying this could Be.

1037
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,960
Ai who the fuck? Know, yeah it could Be. Ai

1038
00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:18,800
the way the picture. IS i just am so embarrassed

1039
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:23,400
THAT i re posted this fucking. Page thank, god no.

1040
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,679
Speaker 4: One that is definitely a filtered. Picture she is. Not

1041
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,440
that's one of her. Pictures she.

1042
00:49:28,559 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 2: Is, YEAH i mean she's not on a. Track, no

1043
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:40,079
She BUT i NEVER i knew people who had uh,

1044
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,280
yeah she, does here we, GO i GOT i got

1045
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,679
it off my. Page but how. Embarrassing BUT i would

1046
00:49:44,679 --> 00:49:47,400
ALWAYS i love one of my favorite things to, do

1047
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,119
and it seems to happen less now because we've become

1048
00:49:50,159 --> 00:49:52,880
more social media. Savvy but one of my favorite things

1049
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,400
to do is to find the middle aged woman who

1050
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:59,400
is actually feeling pretty good about herself, today and she

1051
00:49:59,559 --> 00:50:03,519
starts her day with a selfie in the car hairs

1052
00:50:03,559 --> 00:50:06,760
on point. Right she's sitting in the front, Seat have

1053
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,840
a great, day. Everybody and THEN i like to look

1054
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:13,920
at the, comments, right and she's looking, good feeling good about.

1055
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,320
HERSELF i look down the comments and THEN i see

1056
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:19,400
a GUY i know who's, married going looking, hot is

1057
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,760
WHAT i would, Say AND i, go, you my, friend

1058
00:50:23,159 --> 00:50:25,119
you are a, moron, Right, ryan.

1059
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 3: Were digging yourself a, hole a big old. Shovel i've

1060
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,119
got something to say ABOUT ai that came to me

1061
00:50:30,159 --> 00:50:33,719
the other, Day, Okay AND i, think and this is

1062
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,719
just my personal opinion THAT i just came up, with

1063
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:37,360
and it could be, wrong BUT i think in the

1064
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,559
next few years you're going to see less social media,

1065
00:50:40,599 --> 00:50:43,480
activity at least from older, people because we're not going

1066
00:50:43,519 --> 00:50:47,559
to know what's real or unreal or if somebody's lying

1067
00:50:47,559 --> 00:50:50,199
to us or. What we can't trust now gen xers

1068
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:53,079
and the young, kids they want to get out as

1069
00:50:53,119 --> 00:50:55,840
much as they possibly. Can in, fact there's new videos

1070
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,599
of young girls just giving a little flash here and

1071
00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:02,039
there to get as many flowers flowers followers as he.

1072
00:51:02,159 --> 00:51:04,920
Can now it's not On, facebook but SOMETIMES i go

1073
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:09,639
Through instagram and just you, know looking at the videos and,

1074
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:12,440
uh look at you, know something funny or, interesting and,

1075
00:51:12,559 --> 00:51:14,679
Uh i'm, like oh my. Goodness and they have them

1076
00:51:14,679 --> 00:51:17,760
from eighteen to eighty. Eight And i've been waiting for

1077
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,400
you to see some of these older women that do,

1078
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,800
this and they'll just be holding like a cup of

1079
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,880
coffee and a coffee made definitely this is, no it's Not.

1080
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,760
Speaker 2: Ai, No how the fuck do you?

1081
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 4: Know BECAUSE i know You're.

1082
00:51:30,679 --> 00:51:37,159
Speaker 2: Ai you can, tell you can? Tell HOW i can't you.

1083
00:51:37,199 --> 00:51:39,199
Can't WELL i look at that picture, NOW i, go

1084
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:42,119
oh my, GOD i can't BELIEVE i fucking reposted another

1085
00:51:42,199 --> 00:51:46,719
woman that is definitely. FILTERED i understand she's not.

1086
00:51:46,639 --> 00:51:49,079
Speaker 3: A bad looking at, woman but she's now when you, filter,

1087
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,840
yeah twenty, Pounds.

1088
00:51:53,599 --> 00:51:58,599
Speaker 2: Well what is? It what are you looking?

1089
00:51:58,639 --> 00:52:00,679
Speaker 4: UP i was gonna try to find one those videos like.

1090
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 2: This, oh let me see. This, yeah she shows, Us

1091
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:11,039
i'll find. SOMETHING i don't need. IT i DON'T i

1092
00:52:11,039 --> 00:52:14,360
don't need to see some you, know fucking forty five sixty.

1093
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,679
Five i'm not looking for that seventy five year old.

1094
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:21,519
Nipple it's pointing. Down it's not pointing down like a weather.

1095
00:52:21,599 --> 00:52:26,199
Vein it's right next to her. Kneecap, okay, here, yeah let's.

1096
00:52:26,199 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 4: See, well let's start. Over she walks.

1097
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:33,280
Speaker 2: In, oh she's going on pants? On oh, shit she

1098
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,960
doesn't have any pants on for. Real. Yeah, now it's

1099
00:52:36,039 --> 00:52:38,760
just you can't do that on social, media Can.

1100
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:43,760
Speaker 3: Well she's doing it twice, now, yeah just a quick

1101
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,079
little there it is.

1102
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,639
Speaker 2: That doesn't look like IT'S. AI i have to admit, that.

1103
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,519
Speaker 4: And it could. Be it could be really, tight uh

1104
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:54,480
skin color.

1105
00:52:54,519 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 3: Panties but oh, yeah you're looking at these and you're,

1106
00:52:59,000 --> 00:52:59,920
like come, on this can't Be.

1107
00:53:00,079 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 2: Wait how many let me ask you, This, Doug, okay this.

1108
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,840
One what is the name of? This look?

1109
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 4: Down it's in a mirror her.

1110
00:53:08,039 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 2: Vagina oh, yeah but of.

1111
00:53:10,199 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 3: Course it following all the, information what is?

1112
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 2: This what is this On?

1113
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 3: Instagram it's On instagram, okay any age kid can Look,

1114
00:53:19,679 --> 00:53:23,800
okay so hang on a. Second how many hours have

1115
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,599
you spent searching these?

1116
00:53:25,639 --> 00:53:26,559
Speaker 4: OUT i don't search.

1117
00:53:26,639 --> 00:53:28,559
Speaker 2: Them what do you mean they just show up in your?

1118
00:53:28,599 --> 00:53:31,039
Algorithm oh that means once you look at a, buddy

1119
00:53:31,079 --> 00:53:32,280
that's this is what they're gonna keep sending.

1120
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:33,199
Speaker 4: YOU i, know it's.

1121
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 3: Weird i'm fifty five year olds in a single AND

1122
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,039
i would never look at. THIS i, mean obviously it

1123
00:53:38,039 --> 00:53:40,679
came to me now this is from an older.

1124
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 2: Yeah oh, yeah oh, yeah that's not a, no that's.

1125
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,559
Speaker 3: Just something like. That and girls just doing selfies of

1126
00:53:53,639 --> 00:53:54,440
their their.

1127
00:53:54,639 --> 00:53:58,079
Speaker 2: Breasts, well they're PROBABLY i wonder if they're bringing you

1128
00:53:58,159 --> 00:53:59,159
on to this.

1129
00:53:59,199 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 5: One, YEAH i wonder if they're trying to bring you

1130
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:10,760
onto their OnlyFans, page like once you hit follow or,

1131
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:11,679
whatever check.

1132
00:54:11,559 --> 00:54:14,639
Speaker 2: Out my other things, here see more. HERE i, mean

1133
00:54:14,679 --> 00:54:17,639
good for, them they're. ENTREPRENEURS i think it's. Great, yeah

1134
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:24,480
just showing actually new word. Entrepreneur yeah there we. Go oh, yeah,

1135
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:27,239
yeah you got off eighteen.

1136
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,199
Speaker 4: NINETEEN i mean she just might be young.

1137
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 2: LOOKING i CAN'T i can't look at.

1138
00:54:32,039 --> 00:54:32,599
Speaker 4: IT i can't.

1139
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 3: Eyelashes yesterday you, Did, yeah he looked young AND i

1140
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:39,480
just FELT i needed to, sure And i'm work at

1141
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,320
a pretty clossy, restaurant so never that.

1142
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,519
Speaker 4: Problem But i'm, LIKE i got an idea.

1143
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 2: Just to y all, Right so a lot of this

1144
00:54:47,519 --> 00:54:49,880
is interesting that you bring this up because this is

1145
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:53,119
the article THAT i. Saw there's a new cosmetic filler

1146
00:54:53,199 --> 00:54:59,159
being used across the. Country, Okay, so and we've seen

1147
00:54:59,199 --> 00:55:01,480
women with the lip that are too, Big we've seen

1148
00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:04,679
all kinds of. THINGS i THINK i heard somebody today

1149
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,840
WHEN i was at the gym say something about have

1150
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:09,480
you Seen Bradley cooper's?

1151
00:55:09,519 --> 00:55:13,880
Speaker 3: Face And i'm, like, lately just in the commercial about

1152
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:17,320
the comedian the, movie.

1153
00:55:16,519 --> 00:55:20,079
Speaker 2: Yeah well he's directed that is He, yeah he directed.

1154
00:55:20,119 --> 00:55:24,639
It BUT i think somebody makes it sound like he

1155
00:55:24,679 --> 00:55:27,639
had plastic. Surgery AND i don't know who his age just,

1156
00:55:28,079 --> 00:55:30,760
WELL i mean you're trying to look, younger feel, younger

1157
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:34,639
be younger in this competitive. BUSINESS i do THINK.

1158
00:55:34,519 --> 00:55:36,079
Speaker 4: I don't think he needs. IT i, mean he's. THERE

1159
00:55:36,119 --> 00:55:36,400
i don't.

1160
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 2: EITHER i don't, either but that's what they were. Saying

1161
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:44,559
but this is this filler being used across the country

1162
00:55:44,679 --> 00:55:51,360
is made from donated human fat filler to fill what to,

1163
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,920
fill you can get like The brazilian butt. Lift they

1164
00:55:54,119 --> 00:55:58,000
fill your ass with, fat your lips instead of. Boatox

1165
00:55:58,039 --> 00:56:00,320
they put little filler around the wrinkles in your eye and.

1166
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:04,599
Stuff it. Is it's it's taken from people who've passed,

1167
00:56:04,639 --> 00:56:11,400
away process purified and injected into living bodies to restore volumes, hips, butt, breast,

1168
00:56:11,519 --> 00:56:16,960
chest wherever fat naturally. Exists doctors describe it as off

1169
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:21,079
the shelf. Fat it's just.

1170
00:56:21,119 --> 00:56:23,039
Speaker 3: Amazing whatever you. NEED i, mean just like it was.

1171
00:56:23,079 --> 00:56:25,519
Zempic i'm gonna take a zempic And i'm gonna be really. Thin,

1172
00:56:26,679 --> 00:56:29,400
well some people have lost a lot of weight now

1173
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,840
and they don't have fat from their own body to

1174
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:32,519
inject in their.

1175
00:56:32,559 --> 00:56:34,079
Speaker 4: Breasts works differently for different.

1176
00:56:34,119 --> 00:56:34,760
Speaker 2: People, yes it.

1177
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:38,559
Speaker 3: Does so did you try AND I i had a, Friend,

1178
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:43,000
yeah and she did very well on. It but there

1179
00:56:43,039 --> 00:56:46,639
is a dosage and it's more or less tells your

1180
00:56:46,639 --> 00:56:50,000
brain not to eat eat, less and you have to

1181
00:56:50,039 --> 00:56:51,760
stick with it and give us some. Time you're just

1182
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,920
not gonna give yourself a stab and you lose twenty

1183
00:56:55,079 --> 00:56:57,400
pounds in a. Week and if you do, that your

1184
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:00,400
skin's gonna be hanging, off so you might look. GOOD

1185
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:01,719
i get you home And i'm, like oh my, GOD

1186
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,440
i gotta get a rubber band or pie up all

1187
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:06,519
this fat on your. Belly, seriously and you do have

1188
00:57:06,599 --> 00:57:09,239
to do you do have to work out in some.

1189
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:15,039
Planking well if you want to tighten, up you.

1190
00:57:15,039 --> 00:57:15,679
Speaker 4: Don't want all that.

1191
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:20,119
Speaker 3: Skin and you're talking older people who have medical conditions

1192
00:57:20,159 --> 00:57:23,320
that need to lose, weight one for their knees or

1193
00:57:23,719 --> 00:57:27,760
like say a heart, attack. Diabetes but you're losing that.

1194
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:30,599
Weight it's it's all. Skinned and if you're two hundred

1195
00:57:30,599 --> 00:57:32,800
and seventy five, pounds it's say you're even five to,

1196
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,519
seven and you're just losing weight in that. Exercising that

1197
00:57:35,559 --> 00:57:36,719
shit's just hanging off.

1198
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:42,159
Speaker 2: Body, SERIOUSLY i, KNOW i don't know how you, know

1199
00:57:43,159 --> 00:57:45,239
where did you come up with these? Numbers who's five

1200
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,960
seven seventy? Five look at?

1201
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:51,559
Speaker 3: Them i'm not five to, seven not too seventy.

1202
00:57:51,559 --> 00:57:54,119
Speaker 4: FIVE i ain't enough double.

1203
00:57:54,159 --> 00:57:58,519
Speaker 3: Eggs, yeah BUT i hear zempic that's going into your.

1204
00:57:58,519 --> 00:58:00,559
Body you don't really know the effects down the. Line

1205
00:58:00,559 --> 00:58:04,239
And i'll give you same with Like Lex luthor the.

1206
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,920
Steroids how it affects you that you can barely walk

1207
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,880
now and you don't have the muscle.

1208
00:58:08,599 --> 00:58:11,639
Speaker 4: Because you don't keep up with it like. Anything, YEAH

1209
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,039
i don't THINK i would do a z.

1210
00:58:13,039 --> 00:58:17,639
Speaker 2: Epic, no but what about like if you wanted, to you,

1211
00:58:17,679 --> 00:58:19,960
know fill in some lines in your.

1212
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 3: Fail because once you start, that it's tough to. Stop, yeah,

1213
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:26,360
okay you, know same with smoking off the shelking off

1214
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:29,360
the shelf track For, yeah, no that doesn't sound. Good

1215
00:58:30,119 --> 00:58:32,920
you know you have the model. COMPLEX i want to

1216
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,159
get more. PICTURES i want to take more. SELFIES i

1217
00:58:35,159 --> 00:58:38,000
want somebody look at me And facebook and get twenty

1218
00:58:38,039 --> 00:58:39,000
five likes instead of.

1219
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:43,199
Speaker 2: Twenty, well you lose, uh you lose some of your

1220
00:58:43,239 --> 00:58:46,039
own fat due to, age do to other. Things you

1221
00:58:46,079 --> 00:58:47,960
get the off the shelf fat sounds like something you

1222
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:48,719
buy a. Costco.

1223
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:53,440
Speaker 3: UH i need to freeze, This Hey, bob go to,

1224
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:57,320
This go To aisle eleven and give me some fat

1225
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,000
SO i can put it in my cheek.

1226
00:58:59,039 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 4: Bows tonight we're going to The Waltons christmas.

1227
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 2: Party the demand is high, enough according to some, doctors

1228
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:08,159
that they're running out of, this which tells me you're

1229
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:11,920
selling fat from dead people from dead people from dead.

1230
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:15,079
Speaker 4: People great, idea make as much money as you, can.

1231
00:59:15,039 --> 00:59:17,639
Speaker 2: Which tells me two. Things people are not nearly as

1232
00:59:17,719 --> 00:59:20,800
uncomfortable as you'd expect with getting some dead guys dead

1233
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:25,519
person's fat in, you and or extremely good at normalizing

1234
00:59:25,559 --> 00:59:28,280
things once they. Work, now how do you check? Yourself

1235
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:32,440
you're not you're going to a plastic. Surgeon oh, yeah

1236
00:59:32,599 --> 00:59:36,079
and it starts around any, guests what the price starts

1237
00:59:36,119 --> 00:59:39,760
around twelve hundred? Dollars no? Higher?

1238
00:59:40,039 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 4: Really?

1239
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:41,519
Speaker 2: Yeah ten?

1240
00:59:41,599 --> 00:59:44,559
Speaker 3: Thousand wow to put fat in my?

1241
00:59:44,679 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 2: Face, WELL i think it lasts longer than. Botox it

1242
00:59:48,039 --> 00:59:50,800
does all that. Stuff it climbs quickly if you go multiple.

1243
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:55,639
Areas doctors emphasize transparency and experience because despite the, convenience

1244
00:59:55,719 --> 01:00:00,280
this is still surgery. Adjacent safe doesn't mean. Casual you

1245
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,800
gotta be uh their cosmetic. SURGERY i don't.

1246
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:05,199
Speaker 4: Know so it's not covered by.

1247
01:00:05,239 --> 01:00:09,440
Speaker 2: ASSURANCE i don't believe it. Is, no should know it

1248
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:13,440
shouldn't be getting. Fat, no, no not at. All the

1249
01:00:13,519 --> 01:00:16,920
insurance companies if they covered this and not somebody else's

1250
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:17,880
cancer or, SOMETHING.

1251
01:00:17,679 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 3: I would be so, pissed just like EpiPens.

1252
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,639
Speaker 2: Right for a long. Time, right there are people with

1253
01:00:24,719 --> 01:00:30,400
beastings and other allergies that are. Anaphylactic, yeah if you're

1254
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,440
on drugsy and yet have you pen here you, go

1255
01:00:32,559 --> 01:00:34,920
but here your father is three to get stung by be?

1256
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 4: Sorry you sure is a company for you, know we'll

1257
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:41,440
pay for the. Funeral it's. Cheaper we're getting. Fucked we're

1258
01:00:41,519 --> 01:00:41,880
just playing.

1259
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 2: SIMPLE i wanted to. Know can you sell your own? Fat?

1260
01:00:46,719 --> 01:00:49,320
Oh my living? FAT i want to lose. Weight we

1261
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:52,679
get a liposuctioned out of. Me uh, no you cannot

1262
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:55,800
legally sell your own. Fat and there are. Laws be,

1263
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:58,440
dead you're ready for. This under laws such as The

1264
01:00:58,559 --> 01:01:02,880
National Organ Transplant act of nineteen eighty four in The United,

1265
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:06,440
states it's illegal to sell human organs or, tissue which

1266
01:01:06,599 --> 01:01:09,280
includes fat tissue while you can.

1267
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 3: CAN i THINK i knew because people for a while

1268
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:17,159
thought that you could cut half your liver, off, yeah

1269
01:01:17,199 --> 01:01:19,960
and donate it or sell it and let it grow.

1270
01:01:20,039 --> 01:01:21,079
Speaker 2: Back, Yeah BUT.

1271
01:01:21,039 --> 01:01:22,760
Speaker 4: I think that was more of an urban. Legend, now

1272
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:23,639
maybe that was just.

1273
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:27,679
Speaker 2: Donating patients undergoing lip one section can choose to donate

1274
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:31,639
their discarded fat to medical research facilities or stem cell.

1275
01:01:31,679 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 3: Centers whatever happened to stem. Cell that was huge back

1276
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:35,199
of The clinton.

1277
01:01:35,239 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 2: Day stem cell is still really. BIG i actually know

1278
01:01:38,559 --> 01:01:44,239
somebody who went To panama and paid fifteen thousand dollars

1279
01:01:44,719 --> 01:01:51,159
for stem cell stuff for arthritis to do the pain of. Arthritis,

1280
01:01:51,199 --> 01:01:56,079
yeah fifteen fucking. Group well, yeah you can donate fat to,

1281
01:01:56,119 --> 01:01:58,639
yourself so they could suck it out of. You hang

1282
01:01:58,679 --> 01:02:00,840
on a, second, doug they could suck it out of,

1283
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:01,760
you store it for.

1284
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:05,159
Speaker 3: Later my first, sentence and then you tell me so.

1285
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:08,159
Up they can suck your fat out and then charge

1286
01:02:08,199 --> 01:02:09,239
you to give it back to, you.

1287
01:02:09,239 --> 01:02:12,199
Speaker 2: Donate, it donate to, yourself don't freeze it for, you

1288
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,239
and then they'll inject it like into your leaky.

1289
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:17,960
Speaker 3: Juggie get anything For. CHRISTMAS i just went to the

1290
01:02:18,039 --> 01:02:20,760
doctor and got some. Fat take it, out and then

1291
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,840
he wrapped it AND i opened it Up christmas.

1292
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:32,519
Speaker 2: Morning now here's the, problem like, fat fuck. Uh you

1293
01:02:32,559 --> 01:02:35,440
can't sell fat as a living tissue with unique genetic.

1294
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:38,639
Markers if transferred to another, person their immune system would

1295
01:02:38,639 --> 01:02:41,639
likely reject, it causing serious infection. Illness because of this

1296
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:44,639
donor fat from another. Person that's almost never used in medical.

1297
01:02:44,679 --> 01:02:47,960
Practice but they this, process they purify, it they get

1298
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,559
THE dna out of. IT i don't know how they do,

1299
01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:53,239
that But i'm thinking eventually you're gonna be able to

1300
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:55,719
sell your. Fat i'm thinking eventually you're gonna be able

1301
01:02:55,719 --> 01:02:59,000
to because fat and. Necrosis they have The brazilian butt,

1302
01:02:59,039 --> 01:03:01,119
lifts and there are a lot of people who are

1303
01:03:01,119 --> 01:03:07,280
talking about cardib and just an awful smell coming from cardi. B,

1304
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:13,239
yeah like hot. Garbage and it occurs when some of

1305
01:03:13,239 --> 01:03:16,119
the transferred fat cells do not receive enough blood supply

1306
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,480
and they. Die and this is dead tissue breaking down

1307
01:03:20,159 --> 01:03:22,079
it and it's, YEAH i.

1308
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 3: Think that would be the first thing you'd want to

1309
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,400
say instead Of, oh it's gonna look. Great you're gonna look.

1310
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:32,840
Fantastic by the, Way then the small, print chapter thirty,

1311
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:37,360
seven paragraph, three SUBSECTION, a you might be a little.

1312
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:45,239
Speaker 2: STINKY i wanted to know the average, age not that

1313
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,800
somebody gets the, fat because the fat starts at ten,

1314
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:53,320
grand but the average age that people begin, botox AND

1315
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:55,920
i FOUND i don't know how reliable this would, be

1316
01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:59,360
but if anybody wants to check, themselves it's called fillersupplies Dot.

1317
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:02,719
Com i'll ask the. Age but fillersupplies Dot com cites

1318
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:06,679
the average botox patients. Age ass the average AGE i

1319
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:09,519
wanted to know, start but this is the average age

1320
01:04:09,559 --> 01:04:12,400
of botox. Patients let's go, there because it doesn't mean

1321
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:16,440
they started. There twenty five the average age of botox. Patients, wow,

1322
01:04:16,559 --> 01:04:22,159
okay uh forty, three but twenty four percent of clients

1323
01:04:22,159 --> 01:04:23,360
are between nineteen and thirty.

1324
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:23,559
Speaker 4: Four.

1325
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:28,039
Speaker 2: Nineteen, yeah, honey your, baby you know WHAT i.

1326
01:04:28,079 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 3: Mean they want to they want to, look they want

1327
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:32,079
to be, attractive they want, followers they.

1328
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:36,159
Speaker 2: Want, yeah you, know because you could get like here's

1329
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,400
here's something though THAT i was thinking about with. This

1330
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:39,719
just just just follow me on.

1331
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:43,000
Speaker 3: This some, MEN i, Am i'm not, Leaving i'm. Listening

1332
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,840
what the fuck else DO i got to? Do go

1333
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,039
donate my fat to?

1334
01:04:46,079 --> 01:04:47,599
Speaker 2: Myself, well maybe.

1335
01:04:48,719 --> 01:04:50,679
Speaker 4: Get a bucket of chicken on the way to the. Doctors,

1336
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:56,119
yeah pump up those. Numbers. Fat. Fuck BUT i.

1337
01:04:56,039 --> 01:05:00,239
Speaker 2: Wonder if you could get a loved one's a dead

1338
01:05:00,239 --> 01:05:04,239
loved ones, fat so like my dad passed. Away, right

1339
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:07,400
some men are sculpting their chest out. Right you lose

1340
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:10,599
a little of the. Elasticity you start Like Arnold schwarzenegger

1341
01:05:10,639 --> 01:05:13,480
with a shirt off as much As Arnod swarzenegger years

1342
01:05:13,519 --> 01:05:16,679
ago in a little saggy. Boob, right SO i could have.

1343
01:05:16,719 --> 01:05:18,800
Speaker 4: GOT i wouldn't call them Saggy, bill you can do

1344
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:21,760
more pullships than you and your podcast. Sucks i'm gonna

1345
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:23,239
come down the un ripped your arms off and beats

1346
01:05:23,239 --> 01:05:25,320
you over the head with them AND themna donate your

1347
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:27,159
fat fat.

1348
01:05:27,239 --> 01:05:30,559
Speaker 2: Fuck but what IF i wanted to go keep my

1349
01:05:30,679 --> 01:05:33,440
dad close to my heart and get his fat injected

1350
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:33,760
into my.

1351
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:36,159
Speaker 4: Right you do, That bill, away car.

1352
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:39,559
Speaker 2: Away other people Get some people get like an obituary

1353
01:05:39,599 --> 01:05:43,800
on their. Body you, Know dad nineteen forty five to.

1354
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:48,199
WHATEVER I, YEAH i think if you got his fat,

1355
01:05:48,239 --> 01:05:50,400
injected what a living tribute.

1356
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 3: There my stepsisters their father was cremated and they both

1357
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:57,320
have a little necklace with just a bit of his

1358
01:05:57,440 --> 01:06:02,800
ashes in. THERE i have seen the the OBITUARIES i have,

1359
01:06:03,039 --> 01:06:06,440
seen not for. Death but a GIRL i know has

1360
01:06:06,519 --> 01:06:09,400
the time that her daughter was.

1361
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:15,119
Speaker 2: Born he forgets, like, like, Honestly i'm, like what are you.

1362
01:06:15,079 --> 01:06:19,599
Speaker 4: Doing daily savings? Time she looked at me ever thinking about,

1363
01:06:19,679 --> 01:06:24,280
it just like, so, YEAH i, guess well all the times.

1364
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,599
Speaker 2: The, time the time was the time on that. Day,

1365
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,920
yeah that's. Right, well, look people like tributes to each.

1366
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:32,360
Other i'm just saying here's one people the fat prints

1367
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:35,599
of their dogs all get the dogs fat put in

1368
01:06:35,639 --> 01:06:39,559
your fat. Ass there you, go there you. Go you

1369
01:06:39,559 --> 01:06:41,360
want to be a little. HUSKY i wanted to see.

1370
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:42,159
MORE i want to read.

1371
01:06:42,199 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 3: IT i want to read, it read, it read, it read.

1372
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:49,360
Speaker 2: IT i went on there AND i was looking for

1373
01:06:49,679 --> 01:06:52,239
again the average, age like how old are? People AND

1374
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:55,679
i was kind of surprised this person VERY i mean

1375
01:06:56,440 --> 01:07:01,519
somebody injected in your. Butt, yeah if they were always

1376
01:07:01,559 --> 01:07:04,800
a pain in your, ass you can kiss get as

1377
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,440
close to my wrecked them. With they're fat as. Possible

1378
01:07:08,199 --> 01:07:10,440
they're gonna get smeared by ship every time it goes.

1379
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:11,000
Speaker 4: Out there you.

1380
01:07:11,079 --> 01:07:14,239
Speaker 2: GO i started at twenty. Eight this this, Person i'm

1381
01:07:14,239 --> 01:07:16,960
assuming a. Woman my first treatment was actually a pretty

1382
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,920
big letdown as it wore off quickly AND i was

1383
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:20,639
given for.

1384
01:07:20,719 --> 01:07:25,920
Speaker 4: Botox, yeah yeah it. Does how do you know these?

1385
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:28,480
THINGS i.

1386
01:07:28,519 --> 01:07:30,519
Speaker 2: DON'T i think you're a mouth breathing house shaped.

1387
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:35,960
Speaker 3: ON i have a friend that gets botox not only for,

1388
01:07:36,519 --> 01:07:38,199
skin but it helps with.

1389
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:41,000
Speaker 2: Headaches, yes people who have. Migraines i've heard it.

1390
01:07:41,039 --> 01:07:44,800
Speaker 4: Helps, okay so you heard it, Too, yeah, okay say.

1391
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,000
Speaker 2: WELL i just Think i'm a little more swamp Than.

1392
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:51,599
Speaker 3: Yeah you're more worldly than. Me but, yeah It where's where's?

1393
01:07:51,639 --> 01:07:54,440
Speaker 2: All that was the first, time, right the first.

1394
01:07:54,159 --> 01:07:56,519
Speaker 3: Time there was a there was A tv Show Nip

1395
01:07:56,599 --> 01:07:59,199
tuck and they were competing against the, botox and one

1396
01:07:59,199 --> 01:08:02,119
of the doctors came in and started talking about the

1397
01:08:02,159 --> 01:08:05,000
pros and kinds of, botox, like, hey, here you gotta get,

1398
01:08:05,079 --> 01:08:06,400
here you gotta get it, here you gotta get it,

1399
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:08,440
here and in a month you're gonna be right back.

1400
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:11,119
Here or plastic. Surgery if you get it done, once

1401
01:08:11,159 --> 01:08:13,119
it's a little, more but it's gonna last for. Years,

1402
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:17,479
yeah there's pros and cons and. Everything, Uh i'm told

1403
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:18,960
first three even to wear off faster for most.

1404
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:20,840
Speaker 2: People so don't be described if that. Happens if you're

1405
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:22,760
worried about, pain don't Be you can only feel. Them

1406
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:26,239
and another person, Writes, now this, person this is interesting

1407
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:29,119
BECAUSE i have known people who've ben on botox. TOO

1408
01:08:29,279 --> 01:08:31,159
i think IF i even know a guy who has.

1409
01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:36,840
Botox And i'm only saying that BECAUSE i see pictures

1410
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:40,479
and things are just too smooth unless it's a. Filter

1411
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:44,079
BUT i don't, know like even in person when you get,

1412
01:08:44,079 --> 01:08:46,600
botox like you can't if you get in your, forehead

1413
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:50,039
you can't raise your forehead for a little, while, right, right.

1414
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:50,520
Speaker 4: So you have no?

1415
01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:54,560
Speaker 2: Lines, okay twenty nine year old person. Rights make sure

1416
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:56,960
you are going to a skilled, injector word of mouth

1417
01:08:57,319 --> 01:09:00,239
or thorough digging through. REVIEWS i also go to a

1418
01:09:00,239 --> 01:09:04,359
board certified dermatologists cosmetic, surgeons but that does not necessarily

1419
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:08,279
mean quality. Injector your first few rounds were off, fast

1420
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:11,640
but that slows down to a. Degree no alcohol and

1421
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:14,479
try not to work out after really does not hurt that.

1422
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:17,640
Much FILLERS i found to be more, Painful love the,

1423
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:21,760
effects AND i will continue to. Use i'm a, neuropsychologist

1424
01:09:22,319 --> 01:09:25,600
so emoting is kind of necessary on the. Job in other,

1425
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:28,960
words she has to rik, like if someone's talking to,

1426
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:32,680
her you're just. Listening as a, therapist you need to

1427
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:37,199
kind of have facial, reaction don't. You but your face is. Frozen,

1428
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,520
yeah could be.

1429
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:40,039
Speaker 4: A bartender and have that frozen.

1430
01:09:40,079 --> 01:09:43,760
Speaker 2: Face i'm able to emoan, effectively although.

1431
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:46,439
Speaker 4: Moan effectively a. Mote OH i think you said moan?

1432
01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:49,399
Speaker 2: Effectively, well although not as much as they say a

1433
01:09:49,399 --> 01:09:52,039
clinical psychologist who is the leading. THERAPY i am able

1434
01:09:52,039 --> 01:09:54,119
to moan, effectively and no one has noticed my more

1435
01:09:54,319 --> 01:09:58,319
limited range of. Motion my, god what are you.

1436
01:09:58,239 --> 01:09:59,960
Speaker 3: Having injected in your body?

1437
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:00,399
Speaker 2: Botox?

1438
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:03,840
Speaker 4: YEAH i know how? MUCH i, mean what is?

1439
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:05,239
Speaker 2: It dead? SHIT i don't know what it.

1440
01:10:05,319 --> 01:10:05,720
Speaker 4: IS i don't.

1441
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:08,720
Speaker 2: Know this is probably a reflection of my of the

1442
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:13,000
skill of my injector versus botox. Itself AND i, go

1443
01:10:13,119 --> 01:10:15,359
you know, what this isn't about vanity as much AS

1444
01:10:15,399 --> 01:10:17,399
i THINK i think. It's, again it goes back to

1445
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:20,199
what people want to control the way they look and

1446
01:10:20,239 --> 01:10:22,680
how they, feel and they feel better about themselves when

1447
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:22,960
they do.

1448
01:10:23,039 --> 01:10:25,279
Speaker 3: That, well you're not going to make somebody else feel

1449
01:10:25,279 --> 01:10:27,600
that way about. You SO i guess you know there's

1450
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:30,319
things about. ME i would change, weight being, one BUT i.

1451
01:10:30,359 --> 01:10:32,680
CAN'T i can't get taller. Too they do have implants

1452
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:36,079
you can put that sounds so painful it, is but

1453
01:10:36,399 --> 01:10:39,279
they stretch your bones and. Ship, yeah they put a

1454
01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:41,840
bar in there and you do a half a centimeter

1455
01:10:42,079 --> 01:10:43,880
a weeker, month and you.

1456
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:45,880
Speaker 4: Can can you be? Relentious all?

1457
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:48,319
Speaker 2: Right let me ask you. This can you be a

1458
01:10:48,359 --> 01:10:52,560
person who is believes In god and and maybe at

1459
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:54,600
some point thinks that everything that comes From god is

1460
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:59,880
perfect in itself except for. ME i need to be taller. Slater,

1461
01:11:00,159 --> 01:11:01,279
still let me improve upon.

1462
01:11:01,319 --> 01:11:03,760
Speaker 4: It, well you, know somebody for.

1463
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:05,720
Speaker 3: EVERYBODY i GUESS i like to believe that there's got

1464
01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:07,439
to be somebody out there for. Me, No i'm not

1465
01:11:07,439 --> 01:11:08,760
saying if you're call her three right.

1466
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:12,640
Speaker 2: Now What i'm. Saying i'm, saying if you're a person

1467
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:16,079
who believes In god And god is perfect and he

1468
01:11:16,239 --> 01:11:18,960
And god made you and you're, perfect and then he, decid, well,

1469
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,319
No i'm really Not god fucked up on this. One

1470
01:11:21,479 --> 01:11:23,680
i'm gonna Get i'm gonna make myself, taller And i'm,

1471
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:26,039
gonna you, know have the fat sucked. Out you're gonna

1472
01:11:26,039 --> 01:11:28,000
get my lips a little. FULLER i don't.

1473
01:11:28,039 --> 01:11:30,399
Speaker 3: Know there's some many banded pictures out. There people have

1474
01:11:30,439 --> 01:11:34,600
gone too. FAR i wonder what the percentage Of preston

1475
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:38,079
plants are if they're still as prevalent as they, were you,

1476
01:11:38,079 --> 01:11:39,119
know ten twenty years.

1477
01:11:39,159 --> 01:11:41,399
Speaker 2: AGO i don't. Know looking at the videos you you

1478
01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:46,119
just showed, me i'd, say, no, yeah, yeah.

1479
01:11:46,399 --> 01:11:47,560
Speaker 4: Oh, Ntrell yeah forget what?

1480
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:51,239
Speaker 3: It how do you forget? That Because i'm listening to,

1481
01:11:51,319 --> 01:11:54,039
You i'm. Engaged i'm not thinking about the. SNATCH i

1482
01:11:54,159 --> 01:11:54,479
just On.

1483
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:58,000
Speaker 2: Instagram we were all, Right. Instagram we're at the end

1484
01:11:58,119 --> 01:12:00,560
of the, well the beginning of a new. Year, yeah

1485
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:04,720
and work with the. Calendar, yeah thank. You AND i

1486
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:08,760
have Here this is the time to be grateful for

1487
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:15,119
things every. YEAR i have here a list of things

1488
01:12:16,239 --> 01:12:20,159
that have been stuck in humans asses in twenty twenty.

1489
01:12:20,199 --> 01:12:23,439
Five oh you gonna do this? Now, well we're gonna

1490
01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:27,600
take a. Moment we're gonna do. It some people have

1491
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:31,600
misjudged the. Capacity BUT i not only have, Asses, DOUG

1492
01:12:32,439 --> 01:12:38,159
i have, penis AND i have vaginas AND i have.

1493
01:12:39,439 --> 01:12:40,880
Speaker 4: Rectums, yeah there's.

1494
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:43,880
Speaker 2: Three where would you like to think about? It during the,

1495
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:47,119
break we'll go And i'll give you one and then tried.

1496
01:12:47,159 --> 01:12:51,279
It we'll try to decide how and. Why this, WAY

1497
01:12:52,159 --> 01:12:53,800
i never want to think about the. Why OH i.

1498
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:56,800
DO i want to know why? Why this was a good? Idea,

1499
01:12:56,840 --> 01:13:01,720
YEAH i mean that is. Wrong, really don't knock it

1500
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:02,199
till you try.

1501
01:13:02,239 --> 01:13:03,880
Speaker 4: It do you want to hear a Dad joe BEFORE i?

1502
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:04,600
Go we?

1503
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:08,319
Speaker 3: Go, okay my Buddy. Mike last week he works At Genesee.

1504
01:13:08,319 --> 01:13:11,359
Brewery he was in an accident and he lost his.

1505
01:13:11,439 --> 01:13:14,119
Leg oh, yeah so they put him in charge of.

1506
01:13:14,159 --> 01:13:21,159
Speaker 2: Hops hey more right after this new, year the same

1507
01:13:21,239 --> 01:13:24,600
nervous system doing parkour at three. Am, yeah well we've

1508
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:27,520
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1509
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Speaker 4: Burnout this Is Donald Swaltz nigga and every Time i'm

1526
01:14:36,079 --> 01:14:38,039
here From, colorado ALL i want to do is sit

1527
01:14:38,079 --> 01:14:41,520
down With Bill, moran smoke my cigars and do Fifty hindred.

1528
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:44,000
Pushups show him that he isn't such a girly. Man

1529
01:14:44,239 --> 01:14:47,159
you don't need the botox of buying the fat and reinjecting.

1530
01:14:47,239 --> 01:14:49,439
Speaker 3: Himself you just have to walk out and eat. Properly

1531
01:14:49,479 --> 01:14:52,159
and it's. Fantastic you can be just like. Me is

1532
01:14:52,199 --> 01:14:56,880
To live youa seven? Times you ever seen it on

1533
01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:58,239
a biography or his biography On?

1534
01:14:58,279 --> 01:14:58,640
Speaker 4: Netflix?

1535
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:00,319
Speaker 2: YEAH i liked, it well.

1536
01:15:00,319 --> 01:15:02,000
Speaker 3: Done did you see The Giant candy one?

1537
01:15:02,039 --> 01:15:02,199
Speaker 2: Too?

1538
01:15:02,319 --> 01:15:04,520
Speaker 4: YE i Did Chevy chase.

1539
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:06,960
Speaker 2: One, OH i don't.

1540
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:09,000
Speaker 4: Know is it Where I'm chevy chasing your? Net?

1541
01:15:09,079 --> 01:15:09,560
Speaker 2: Oh is that?

1542
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:09,720
Speaker 4: On?

1543
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:13,039
Speaker 2: Uh is that one of the Streaming, YEAH i gotta.

1544
01:15:13,079 --> 01:15:17,640
See Maybe i'll take a look at That. Chevy. YEAH

1545
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:25,640
i loved the. Vacations, well vacations were. Good BUT I.

1546
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:30,479
FLETCH i really liked The fletch. Movie AND i did

1547
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:34,960
an interview with. Him AND i opened the, Interview he's

1548
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:38,840
on the phone and he was coming To. Uh he

1549
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:42,439
travels now and he does The christmas. Vacation. Yeah the

1550
01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:44,600
question After, yeah so he was doing here at The

1551
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:49,439
kodek there AND i had an interview with, him AND

1552
01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:54,760
i Said, chevy and he, goes It's, chevy you, Idiot

1553
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,760
AND i think everybody in the rooms fincter got tight

1554
01:15:59,279 --> 01:16:02,800
AND i burst out, laughing and from there it was

1555
01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:05,640
just a great, interview great. Interview BUT i know some

1556
01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:08,039
people who have worked with him and do not have

1557
01:16:08,119 --> 01:16:12,680
nice things to. Say so, again some of. Them WHEN

1558
01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:14,600
i SAY i know, PEOPLE i know people who know

1559
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:17,119
people who work with, THEM i do know some people

1560
01:16:17,119 --> 01:16:20,359
who have spent time WITH i can never tell because

1561
01:16:20,399 --> 01:16:21,960
it's not like they're hanging out with the guy every,

1562
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,479
day you know WHAT i. Mean the woman always surprised

1563
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:29,319
me for a long time was the shit That Jay

1564
01:16:29,399 --> 01:16:32,520
leno would, get, LIKE i love this Comic Bill. Hicks

1565
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:38,279
Bill hicks passed away in the early, nineties young smoker

1566
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:42,199
got cancer And bill was just a. RANTER i always

1567
01:16:42,199 --> 01:16:47,159
thought he was like a college professor with a, microphone

1568
01:16:47,319 --> 01:16:54,399
and he was pretty. Good and he used to go

1569
01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:57,479
off On Jay leno being a sellout and he's Doing

1570
01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:01,039
torito's commercials and blah blah, blah and Then Howard stern

1571
01:17:01,119 --> 01:17:05,039
for a while would go on about fuck, him and

1572
01:17:05,039 --> 01:17:08,279
And Ja Jane lenno is such an. Asshole this is

1573
01:17:08,279 --> 01:17:11,119
back When howard had like an edge and, shit and

1574
01:17:11,359 --> 01:17:14,319
other people be, like, Yeah letterman AND i always Preferred

1575
01:17:14,439 --> 01:17:19,680
dave Over, ja BUT i Knew. Jay BUT i gotta tell, you,

1576
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:22,279
LIKE i have not heard from people who are In

1577
01:17:22,399 --> 01:17:26,760
jay's like inner, CIRCLE i, guess or or there's nobody

1578
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:29,640
has a bad thing to say About. Jay, yeah like

1579
01:17:30,159 --> 01:17:35,000
he uh never spent any of his stand up comedy

1580
01:17:35,039 --> 01:17:37,560
money Or tonight show. Money he lived off there because he.

1581
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:39,560
Could he would fly out every weekend and do stand.

1582
01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:41,840
Up he loved doing stand. Up that was his. Thing

1583
01:17:42,439 --> 01:17:46,800
and But i've heard like they came to him at

1584
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,640
one point and NBC's, like we got to you, know

1585
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:51,159
we're laying a bunch of people, off we got to

1586
01:17:51,199 --> 01:17:52,479
cut the staff and all, this and he's, like, no

1587
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:54,640
we've been together for a. While he, goes what IF

1588
01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:57,800
i took half my? Salary SO i think for a

1589
01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:00,800
number of years we went From i'm.

1590
01:18:00,399 --> 01:18:02,079
Speaker 3: Just ten millionaire to.

1591
01:18:02,119 --> 01:18:04,760
Speaker 2: Keep everything like. That, yeah and he made sure that everybody,

1592
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:06,760
stayed and they stayed for the seventeen year run that

1593
01:18:06,840 --> 01:18:07,520
he was at the.

1594
01:18:07,479 --> 01:18:10,399
Speaker 3: Time seventeen Years, yeah.

1595
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:14,760
Speaker 2: And then, uh, YEAH i Just i've always heard nice

1596
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:17,640
things About. Jay you, know people who are doing comedy

1597
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:20,319
like in one room at the WHAT i don't know

1598
01:18:20,319 --> 01:18:23,079
whatever In Atlantic, city and there he's given flights back

1599
01:18:23,119 --> 01:18:24,439
to them on the on his private.

1600
01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:27,039
Speaker 3: Jet AND i don't, know there's a guy just on

1601
01:18:27,039 --> 01:18:29,279
one of The so what happens is you sit at

1602
01:18:29,279 --> 01:18:32,399
a night you're WATCHING tv and you're you're just scrolling through,

1603
01:18:32,439 --> 01:18:36,720
reels LIKE i, say whatever interests, you and there is

1604
01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:39,880
now a guy does A Donald trump. IMPERSONATION i don't

1605
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:41,239
know IF i saved. IT i saved one of.

1606
01:18:41,279 --> 01:18:44,680
Speaker 4: THEM i, did and, uh he goes after, that goes

1607
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:50,359
after but, Uh actress De, Niro, bobby how are? YOU

1608
01:18:50,439 --> 01:18:53,319
i know you don't like, Me, Bob, bob your your

1609
01:18:53,359 --> 01:18:56,520
career is. Done it's just so. Sad and then he

1610
01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:59,039
went After Alec. BALDWIN i saw that. One you did

1611
01:18:59,039 --> 01:18:59,359
see that?

1612
01:18:59,359 --> 01:19:00,159
Speaker 2: One it was like a year?

1613
01:19:00,199 --> 01:19:03,119
Speaker 4: Ago, yeah oh was that long? Ago? Yeah, Okay, yeah

1614
01:19:03,279 --> 01:19:05,119
guy's got a lot of balls.

1615
01:19:05,279 --> 01:19:06,720
Speaker 2: And, YEAH i mean the guy's trying to get his

1616
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:07,359
kids out of the.

1617
01:19:07,399 --> 01:19:09,880
Speaker 4: Car, yeah.

1618
01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:13,319
Speaker 2: But it WAS i MEAN i THINK i Think alec

1619
01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:14,199
like threatened.

1620
01:19:14,239 --> 01:19:14,399
Speaker 4: Him.

1621
01:19:14,479 --> 01:19:16,199
Speaker 3: Yeah he, goes you, know if these cameras were, HERE

1622
01:19:16,239 --> 01:19:16,960
i break your fucking.

1623
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:24,399
Speaker 2: Head oh he's got a short time of that. Guy all.

1624
01:19:24,479 --> 01:19:29,720
Right so according To, Doug according To, doug the, no

1625
01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:35,159
according to common DOUG Us Consumer Products Safety Commissions database

1626
01:19:35,199 --> 01:19:39,960
of emergency room, visits all descriptions are, verbatim and all

1627
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:42,159
the people involved had a very bad. Time.

1628
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:45,359
Speaker 4: Verbatim big. WORD i know what it. MEANS i can

1629
01:19:45,399 --> 01:19:45,960
almost spell.

1630
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:48,479
Speaker 2: It what would you like to start? With? What what

1631
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:50,079
appendage are we going?

1632
01:19:50,079 --> 01:19:51,000
Speaker 4: With gosh or?

1633
01:19:51,119 --> 01:19:51,640
Speaker 2: Orifice?

1634
01:19:52,439 --> 01:19:55,800
Speaker 3: Penis? Okay what is somebody putting in?

1635
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:57,279
Speaker 4: There? Urethra?

1636
01:19:58,119 --> 01:20:06,640
Speaker 2: Yeah a? BATTERY a, Battery i'm thinking it doesn't say single.

1637
01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:08,000
Speaker 4: A have you ever seen a pierced?

1638
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:12,399
Speaker 2: Penis, yes, yeah Now i've seen A, NO i have

1639
01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:14,600
not seen a pierced penis through the.

1640
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:15,960
Speaker 4: Ear i've seen it underneath the.

1641
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:18,239
Speaker 2: Mushroom i've seen the pierce scrot.

1642
01:20:18,319 --> 01:20:22,159
Speaker 3: Them, Okay, no that you put a ring on the

1643
01:20:22,159 --> 01:20:26,239
front through the? Auretha why anybody would want to try

1644
01:20:26,239 --> 01:20:26,439
to do?

1645
01:20:26,479 --> 01:20:27,119
Speaker 4: THAT i don't.

1646
01:20:27,119 --> 01:20:28,079
Speaker 2: KNOW a chess.

1647
01:20:28,119 --> 01:20:31,399
Speaker 3: PIECE a chess piece is a bishop or rook because

1648
01:20:31,399 --> 01:20:31,760
it makes a.

1649
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:37,239
Speaker 2: DIFFERENCE a comb a? Comb how did you do that?

1650
01:20:37,279 --> 01:20:38,000
Speaker 4: One why would?

1651
01:20:38,079 --> 01:20:39,239
Speaker 2: You how did you do that?

1652
01:20:39,279 --> 01:20:40,399
Speaker 4: One?

1653
01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:47,840
Speaker 2: Uh? Headphones i'm thinking like small. EARBUDS i don't. Know,

1654
01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:52,399
okay somebody according to this about out with your cacau

1655
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:55,640
and alan wrench stuck in their. Dick come, on that sounds.

1656
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:57,520
Speaker 3: Impossible why would you even try?

1657
01:20:57,560 --> 01:21:01,800
Speaker 2: THAT i don't. Know would you like to go to the? Ladies? Yes,

1658
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:07,359
uh this is one THAT i, Go, wow this is

1659
01:21:07,439 --> 01:21:10,520
maing for the. Ladies, uh there's a lot.

1660
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:13,560
Speaker 4: Here, okay, FLASHLIGHT.

1661
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:20,239
Speaker 2: I don't think. So not this, Year not this. Year no.

1662
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:23,920
Speaker 4: A, brick a, Thermos, no.

1663
01:21:24,439 --> 01:21:26,720
Speaker 2: Here we goa how about a holiday?

1664
01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:28,880
Speaker 4: Bell holiday?

1665
01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:37,640
Speaker 2: Bell bell bell so you could hear, yeah cow? Bell. Sure,

1666
01:21:38,039 --> 01:21:42,439
uh let's. See i'm trying to. THINK a plastic orca

1667
01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:51,880
uh inserted two diamond rings in her vagina while at

1668
01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:55,600
a party in fear they would be. Stolen that's the

1669
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:58,399
report from the emergency. ROOM i kind of get. It

1670
01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:01,680
just stop going to those kind of leave your rings at. Home,

1671
01:22:02,479 --> 01:22:05,159
uh reports a bag of marijuana has been in her

1672
01:22:05,239 --> 01:22:06,640
vagina for two days and is.

1673
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:11,840
Speaker 3: Uncomfortable how about that? Smell it's the, wheat it's the.

1674
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:17,399
SALMON a hah was using a piece of plastic to

1675
01:22:17,479 --> 01:22:22,479
masturbate really when got spooked by the wind outside and

1676
01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:26,680
threw a sheet over herself in the, process lodging the

1677
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:30,159
piece of plastic deeper into her vagina and wasn't able to.

1678
01:22:30,359 --> 01:22:34,439
Speaker 4: Retrieve that's gotta be. Scary what do you?

1679
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:40,479
Speaker 2: DO i don't, know try. Tweezers, uh a detergent. Pod,

1680
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:43,239
NOW i wonder if you were trying to make it smell.

1681
01:22:43,239 --> 01:22:45,359
Better maybe downy fresh.

1682
01:22:45,399 --> 01:22:49,920
Speaker 4: Tide out tied any? Tide oh McDonald's head.

1683
01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:54,520
Speaker 2: Up and here was your one beer. Bottle was on

1684
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:55,199
a cruise on her.

1685
01:22:55,199 --> 01:22:58,479
Speaker 3: Honeymoon, yeah then they have the, vibrator so we're going

1686
01:22:58,520 --> 01:22:59,199
to use the old.

1687
01:22:59,479 --> 01:23:02,399
Speaker 4: Quisling, now now we go from.

1688
01:23:02,239 --> 01:23:06,520
Speaker 3: The front to the, back and the back the back

1689
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:08,920
has three, pages four, pages.

1690
01:23:09,199 --> 01:23:12,760
Speaker 2: Three, pages three. Pages you're, right three. Pages here we.

1691
01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:15,920
Speaker 4: Go let me let me take some take some.

1692
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:20,560
Speaker 2: GUESSES i don't THINK i saw on.

1693
01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:25,199
Speaker 3: Here, well obviously rodents or gerbils or, hamster, none none

1694
01:23:25,199 --> 01:23:25,800
of that fire.

1695
01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:28,439
Speaker 4: EXTINGUISHER a pool BALL.

1696
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:32,680
Speaker 2: A pool ball meaning like an eight, ball like like

1697
01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:35,359
you're playing a football.

1698
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:36,680
Speaker 4: Hockey an?

1699
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:37,359
Speaker 2: Egg an?

1700
01:23:37,359 --> 01:23:41,399
Speaker 3: Egg, yeah don't you dare waste my? Eggs who came?

1701
01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:42,760
FIRST a chicken Or bob.

1702
01:23:44,399 --> 01:23:46,600
Speaker 2: Was being insmitt with his girlfriend and they shoved a

1703
01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:52,640
rectangular traveled toothbrush holder in his rectum that he was

1704
01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:56,760
able to get half of it. Out about having, this

1705
01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:59,520
how do you sit down and and and and take

1706
01:23:59,560 --> 01:24:02,359
yourself to the emergency? Room how do you do?

1707
01:24:02,439 --> 01:24:04,119
Speaker 4: That you gotta lay down to the back seat of the.

1708
01:24:04,119 --> 01:24:09,920
Car So i've, heard, uh Doctor, bob the surgery Doctor.

1709
01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:23,560
Speaker 2: Bob here's my. Favorite this is my, answer uncooked pastadee.

1710
01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:23,760
Speaker 3: Is that the uncooked pasta is the elbow. PASTA i

1711
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:27,319
don't know what angel hair you?

1712
01:24:27,399 --> 01:24:30,920
Speaker 4: Want angel hair in your? Ass who? Doesn't and then

1713
01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:32,840
you get in the hot tub and, boom you got

1714
01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:35,119
a meal without going in the. Kitchen here's here's.

1715
01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:37,560
Speaker 2: A quote from an emergency room states he has a

1716
01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:40,560
farm body in his rectum that is. Vibrating he states

1717
01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:42,520
he was with a girl last night and doesn't remember.

1718
01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:48,399
Much my, man my, man.

1719
01:24:49,039 --> 01:24:50,640
Speaker 4: That sounds like something you would.

1720
01:24:50,399 --> 01:24:53,880
Speaker 3: TELL i, know you, KNOW i, know like last, Night, BILL.

1721
01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:59,680
Speaker 4: I was at my mamam O connery's From Far Too

1722
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:07,119
little and it's the fifteen minutes fifty. Five, goodness her

1723
01:25:07,199 --> 01:25:09,239
name was my, Man my, man my, man.

1724
01:25:09,199 --> 01:25:15,199
Speaker 2: My reports having a six in vibrator in rectum since

1725
01:25:15,199 --> 01:25:19,199
two pm, today doesn't recall replacing vibrator and. Rectum also

1726
01:25:19,279 --> 01:25:21,479
reported taking poppers at the time.

1727
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:24,439
Speaker 4: He had. It what a two?

1728
01:25:24,479 --> 01:25:26,960
Speaker 2: Eight does he give it? TIME i mean at two

1729
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:29,880
pm two? Pm reports having a six inch vibrator in

1730
01:25:29,960 --> 01:25:32,479
rectum since two pm, TODAY i don't know what time

1731
01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:35,279
this is BEING i mean commercial.

1732
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:38,479
Speaker 4: Still. Going.

1733
01:25:40,479 --> 01:25:45,720
Speaker 2: Uh there was one that made me laugh. Really oh

1734
01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:48,680
he inserted the light bulb into his rectum this morning

1735
01:25:49,159 --> 01:25:51,840
with the glass side, first and due to the suction

1736
01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:54,920
effect the, bulb the bulb got sucked. Up now here's

1737
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:58,319
the problem with removing, that BECAUSE i remember reading a

1738
01:25:58,319 --> 01:26:00,880
story about a guy who did something. Similar is you're

1739
01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:03,039
you're Not you're not a pioneer in this my friend

1740
01:26:03,399 --> 01:26:05,319
who did, THIS i don't know who it, is but

1741
01:26:06,159 --> 01:26:08,359
they try very hard not to break it because if it,

1742
01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:14,199
perforates you're. Intestines you're, done, Basically and this guy died

1743
01:26:14,439 --> 01:26:18,399
as a result of. That, yeah went. Out he he

1744
01:26:18,439 --> 01:26:23,840
had a great. IDEA a light bulb went, off stuck

1745
01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:26,600
it on my. Ass oh here's my one of my favorites, too.

1746
01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:31,279
Nails why because some chicks sticking her finger with Her

1747
01:26:32,319 --> 01:26:36,439
oh not like, No i'm THINKING i don't know. Fingernails

1748
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:40,119
i'm thinking it says. Nails i'm thinking, fingernails and then

1749
01:26:40,119 --> 01:26:45,119
because it's followed by screws and, nails so that's WHY

1750
01:26:45,159 --> 01:26:46,720
i went nails, first then.

1751
01:26:46,760 --> 01:26:47,199
Speaker 4: Screws the.

1752
01:26:47,279 --> 01:26:50,479
Speaker 2: Nails patient states he put a baseball in his rectum

1753
01:26:50,479 --> 01:26:54,159
to see what it. Felt why not get.

1754
01:26:54,159 --> 01:26:55,359
Speaker 4: Bored they're lowly.

1755
01:26:55,399 --> 01:26:57,520
Speaker 2: Reports he slipped in the shower and the shampoo bottle

1756
01:26:57,520 --> 01:27:00,359
went into his. Rectum that's an old one states he

1757
01:27:00,479 --> 01:27:05,640
was in the, shower was bored and pop. Bottle it's.

1758
01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:08,920
Direct it just never. Disappoints and this is the twenty

1759
01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:12,079
twenty five, list the complete. List if you want to find,

1760
01:27:12,119 --> 01:27:12,800
it it's easy to.

1761
01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:16,279
Speaker 3: Find they still is a Dart ones. List people, Die.

1762
01:27:16,279 --> 01:27:17,119
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.

1763
01:27:17,199 --> 01:27:20,119
Speaker 3: Yeah hy buddy really loves that and WHENEVER i see

1764
01:27:20,159 --> 01:27:21,640
WHEN i sent it to, him BUT i haven't seen

1765
01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:24,119
one in a long. Time it used to be years

1766
01:27:24,119 --> 01:27:27,800
ago four four people a year would die from vending

1767
01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:30,079
machines falling at him because you're.

1768
01:27:30,119 --> 01:27:31,600
Speaker 4: Banging, yeah they're they're.

1769
01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:33,640
Speaker 3: Bagging ships can fall, out so they start.

1770
01:27:33,439 --> 01:27:38,079
Speaker 2: Dollars fifty following, this donate your fat and you can buy.

1771
01:27:38,119 --> 01:27:42,880
Speaker 4: More DO i Want? Cheetos? Pretzels or some of my

1772
01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:44,119
own FAT a five.

1773
01:27:44,199 --> 01:27:48,880
Speaker 2: BEATTY i just love that they call it in that

1774
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:53,399
surgery off the shelf? FAT i just what's next? Cost

1775
01:27:53,439 --> 01:27:56,239
go clean up a nile five off the shelf fat?

1776
01:27:56,279 --> 01:27:59,560
Speaker 3: Spill, well they say, things history repeats, itself So i'm

1777
01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:03,239
thinking hoping that someday it almost goes back to the

1778
01:28:03,319 --> 01:28:04,239
little house in the prairie.

1779
01:28:04,319 --> 01:28:05,600
Speaker 4: Days we don't have.

1780
01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:09,319
Speaker 3: Technology we have manners and, courtesy BUT i don't see

1781
01:28:09,319 --> 01:28:09,960
that happening in our.

1782
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:12,479
Speaker 4: Lifetimes what is wrong with? You what's wrong with? Me

1783
01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:12,840
what do you?

1784
01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:13,560
Speaker 2: MEAN i think?

1785
01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:15,000
Speaker 4: People do you know how many PEOPLE i work with

1786
01:28:15,079 --> 01:28:15,359
during the?

1787
01:28:15,399 --> 01:28:15,600
Speaker 2: Week?

1788
01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:17,199
Speaker 4: No, yeah or see?

1789
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:21,840
Speaker 2: Courteous not? NICE i got dripped on AND i didn't even.

1790
01:28:21,880 --> 01:28:26,239
Speaker 3: Complain, yeah now they guy's drip it all over everybody

1791
01:28:26,279 --> 01:28:29,680
because you. Didn't because that guy's not, courteous let's not

1792
01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:30,159
call it at.

1793
01:28:30,239 --> 01:28:31,640
Speaker 2: Him, now there is one here.

1794
01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:33,119
Speaker 4: Society it's not his.

1795
01:28:33,399 --> 01:28:37,479
Speaker 2: Fault there was somebody to get candle wax in their. Penis,

1796
01:28:37,960 --> 01:28:41,760
NOW i remember in, College, uh do you ever have?

1797
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:42,199
Speaker 4: Anybody?

1798
01:28:43,199 --> 01:28:43,920
Speaker 2: NO i have.

1799
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:44,640
Speaker 4: NOT i have not.

1800
01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:48,399
Speaker 2: Either BUT i had a buddy in college who had

1801
01:28:48,439 --> 01:28:52,239
this girlfriend WHO i found something really kind of sexy about,

1802
01:28:52,279 --> 01:28:55,000
her and she was sort of, understated but there was

1803
01:28:55,039 --> 01:28:57,079
you were like, ooh AND i was always like man

1804
01:28:57,399 --> 01:28:59,840
and he's, like, yeah he, goes she likes to have

1805
01:29:00,199 --> 01:29:00,760
candle wax.

1806
01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:02,319
Speaker 4: DRIP i, go what.

1807
01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:06,800
Speaker 2: LIKE I and you gotta think that's fairly young to.

1808
01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:08,319
Speaker 4: Be so didn't you ever do that as a?

1809
01:29:08,399 --> 01:29:10,479
Speaker 3: KID i, mean candle wax on your hand and you

1810
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:12,520
like peel it off like it was faking not to

1811
01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:13,359
drip it on some.

1812
01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:18,199
Speaker 2: Chicks. Rack that's what he was. DOING i understand.

1813
01:29:18,279 --> 01:29:20,439
Speaker 3: THAT i just asked you if you ever drip some

1814
01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:23,760
on yourself as a, kid just see how.

1815
01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:24,199
Speaker 4: Felt.

1816
01:29:24,479 --> 01:29:26,239
Speaker 2: NO i used to run my fingers through the flame

1817
01:29:26,279 --> 01:29:28,359
as slow AS i could in a. Candle, okay do

1818
01:29:28,439 --> 01:29:29,399
THAT i might have stuck my.

1819
01:29:29,319 --> 01:29:31,279
Speaker 4: Fing you try to push the boundaries even a little

1820
01:29:31,279 --> 01:29:33,680
bit as a. Child and then she took it a

1821
01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:35,600
LITTLE i mean if she went candle wax dripped on

1822
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:36,239
her tits.

1823
01:29:36,039 --> 01:29:38,039
Speaker 2: And this is why he used to say, that and

1824
01:29:38,079 --> 01:29:41,119
then sometimes it would drip. ON i was, GOING i

1825
01:29:41,199 --> 01:29:44,199
don't know IF i would ever do. THIS i think

1826
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:48,560
was oddly intrigued the fact that this, woman and here's

1827
01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:51,880
the thing, is like most, PEOPLE i don't think become

1828
01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:56,239
sexually comfortable to talk about what they want until they're.

1829
01:29:56,239 --> 01:29:57,560
OLDER i don't.

1830
01:29:57,600 --> 01:29:59,800
Speaker 3: Think, Well i've talked to married friends and they said

1831
01:30:00,239 --> 01:30:02,520
it's still the hardest they could talk about with their

1832
01:30:02,560 --> 01:30:03,479
wife of over twenty.

1833
01:30:03,560 --> 01:30:04,159
Speaker 2: Years, yeah it.

1834
01:30:04,279 --> 01:30:07,479
Speaker 3: Sex, yeah you, KNOW i think you're still waiting for

1835
01:30:08,279 --> 01:30:10,319
to suck your balls and say, say, hey, honey would

1836
01:30:10,319 --> 01:30:12,039
you try something different? Night because then you want it.

1837
01:30:12,560 --> 01:30:14,039
NOW i told her to do it. Now it's, not

1838
01:30:14,119 --> 01:30:17,920
as you, know but she's never done. It so you

1839
01:30:18,039 --> 01:30:20,479
got to talk about this. Season get the baseball BECAUSE

1840
01:30:20,479 --> 01:30:22,279
i want to see where it feels Like i'm my. Rectum,

1841
01:30:22,720 --> 01:30:24,439
okay you're gonna be babe bathed And i'm going to

1842
01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:25,439
be a bend.

1843
01:30:25,520 --> 01:30:27,399
Speaker 2: Over Randy johnson's about to deliver.

1844
01:30:27,479 --> 01:30:32,079
Speaker 4: This we'll go trying new. Things, yeah you gotta make it.

1845
01:30:32,119 --> 01:30:35,359
Speaker 3: SPICY i was talking to somebody yesterday maybe ABOUT i

1846
01:30:35,359 --> 01:30:37,600
think it was about comedy and, like you, know being

1847
01:30:37,640 --> 01:30:38,399
married for twenty.

1848
01:30:38,479 --> 01:30:39,600
Speaker 4: Years, Yeah god bless.

1849
01:30:39,600 --> 01:30:42,720
Speaker 3: You BUT i mean you get a new car every

1850
01:30:42,760 --> 01:30:45,439
SEVEN i think you should be married for seven years.

1851
01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:47,880
Speaker 4: And then what you got and then, hey and hey

1852
01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:50,479
what go get a new? Car new?

1853
01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:52,439
Speaker 2: Wife you? Want the wife could do the same.

1854
01:30:52,439 --> 01:30:55,239
Speaker 3: THING i want to be. MARRIED i want to try.

1855
01:30:55,279 --> 01:30:58,439
It you, SEE i talk to divorce. People you never

1856
01:30:58,479 --> 01:31:02,039
get married, again now try to once tried it once.

1857
01:31:03,199 --> 01:31:04,520
Good it's good for people to.

1858
01:31:04,479 --> 01:31:07,359
Speaker 4: Try try a. Marriage now you got two, kids now

1859
01:31:07,359 --> 01:31:07,800
they're split.

1860
01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:13,000
Speaker 2: Up so, YEAH i MEAN i Never. YEAH i don't

1861
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:15,199
think most people go in with that. ATTITUDE i think

1862
01:31:15,199 --> 01:31:15,880
you go, in.

1863
01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:17,880
Speaker 3: Yes i'm gonna love this person, forever.

1864
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:22,960
Speaker 2: And THEN i think things. Changed people. Change, yes someone's not,

1865
01:31:23,079 --> 01:31:24,479
happy someone's, like your.

1866
01:31:24,319 --> 01:31:25,840
Speaker 4: Car gets a little run.

1867
01:31:25,880 --> 01:31:28,399
Speaker 3: Down, yeah it's not the same you, know same, build

1868
01:31:28,399 --> 01:31:30,800
it doesn't go as. Fast you, know it's not as.

1869
01:31:30,840 --> 01:31:34,680
Comfortable smell, Changes oh, yeah and then you know seven years, later, like,

1870
01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:37,079
YEAH i kind of want a new. Car you go

1871
01:31:37,079 --> 01:31:38,640
to the car lot and you're, like, HEY i got something.

1872
01:31:38,640 --> 01:31:41,199
NEW i love Their Apple. CORES i didn't have a twenty.

1873
01:31:41,279 --> 01:31:42,720
Fifteen now you got a twenty twenty.

1874
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:44,680
Speaker 2: Five you ever find an Old Apple core like under

1875
01:31:44,680 --> 01:31:48,000
the car? Seat now to imagine that being stuck up the. Vagina,

1876
01:31:48,119 --> 01:31:51,319
yeah twenty years, later woh, go the smell has. CHANGED

1877
01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:55,079
I I i hear what you're. SAYING i think a

1878
01:31:55,119 --> 01:31:57,479
lot of people have said these things.

1879
01:31:57,199 --> 01:31:58,119
Speaker 4: Having never even been in a.

1880
01:31:58,119 --> 01:32:01,720
Speaker 2: Gage, no, no, NO i get, it but there ARE i.

1881
01:32:01,760 --> 01:32:06,039
DON'T i think the one thing that we are not

1882
01:32:06,279 --> 01:32:09,880
good at in relationships is.

1883
01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:13,560
Speaker 3: Communication OH i would say that's the key to Any,

1884
01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:17,199
relationshipiah BUT i MEAN i think for any. Relationship you

1885
01:32:17,239 --> 01:32:19,319
could say that for friendships and things as. Well BUT

1886
01:32:19,359 --> 01:32:23,039
i really think in especially in relationships that are intimate or,

1887
01:32:23,960 --> 01:32:29,119
more just to be able to have that open communication

1888
01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:32,479
so everybody kind of knows where they're, at and that

1889
01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:35,159
you can be comfortable enough to, say, HEY i like,

1890
01:32:35,239 --> 01:32:35,920
THIS i like to try.

1891
01:32:35,960 --> 01:32:37,760
Speaker 2: IT i just don't think That i'd.

1892
01:32:37,640 --> 01:32:39,039
Speaker 4: Never heard come in with a candle.

1893
01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:41,399
Speaker 2: License i'm, saying, honey we're gonna.

1894
01:32:41,319 --> 01:32:41,600
Speaker 4: What are you.

1895
01:32:41,640 --> 01:32:43,439
Speaker 3: Doing i'm, like, WELL i want to try something. Different

1896
01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:48,760
take your shirt. Off, no you're not putting. Help it's

1897
01:32:48,760 --> 01:32:50,039
gonna end right. THERE i get.

1898
01:32:50,079 --> 01:32:52,439
Speaker 2: It but like that was the part that always shocked,

1899
01:32:52,439 --> 01:32:55,399
Me LIKE i Was, GOD i THINK i was twenty,

1900
01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:58,600
one twenty, two maybe BECAUSE i had taken a year

1901
01:32:58,600 --> 01:33:00,319
off so it was my senior. Year it was twenty,

1902
01:33:00,319 --> 01:33:03,520
two And i'm, LIKE i don't know anybody who knows

1903
01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:07,319
their sexuality like this. BROAD i didn't hear of anybody

1904
01:33:07,720 --> 01:33:10,039
that was, like you, know guys would. TALK i don't

1905
01:33:10,039 --> 01:33:12,960
remember any of, that, right you. Know and then as

1906
01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:16,199
time went on in life you learn different. Things but oh, yeah,

1907
01:33:16,279 --> 01:33:18,079
yeah but the hot wax is SOMETHING i never. DID

1908
01:33:18,119 --> 01:33:19,319
i just always, THOUGHT i.

1909
01:33:19,239 --> 01:33:22,199
Speaker 4: Can't remember last TIME i talked about. That, well hot. Wax,

1910
01:33:22,279 --> 01:33:24,800
yeah when you got your car.

1911
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:32,840
Speaker 2: Buffed, hey, Hey, dave to get your car hot, wax, buddy.

1912
01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:39,359
Speaker 4: He'll, fight burn the house. Down well it's, handshake you,

1913
01:33:39,359 --> 01:33:43,359
Know so get on the ass on the carpets and make.

1914
01:33:43,399 --> 01:33:49,520
Speaker 2: Yourselves how did this fire? Start? Well, uh what we were,

1915
01:33:49,560 --> 01:33:50,840
trying something, nice.

1916
01:33:50,640 --> 01:33:53,640
Speaker 3: Something, new eighty years, old. Sir, Yeah why he's a

1917
01:33:53,680 --> 01:33:54,000
dog on.

1918
01:33:54,159 --> 01:34:04,279
Speaker 4: Fire, wow.

1919
01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:07,720
Speaker 2: That's the note to go out On Dougie. Fresh that was. Beautiful,

1920
01:34:08,840 --> 01:34:12,159
oh Happy New york Te back to, work back to

1921
01:34:12,199 --> 01:34:16,479
school for. Everybody we will have a recap of The

1922
01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:19,279
bills game on the next episode and we'll talk all

1923
01:34:19,359 --> 01:34:22,520
our Go niners stuff and The. Niners uh, yeah we'll

1924
01:34:22,520 --> 01:34:25,640
know by the time this episode even is, released will

1925
01:34:25,680 --> 01:34:28,960
know how The niners. Fair this is for the number,

1926
01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:32,520
one number one, seeds so they get a buy if they.

1927
01:34:32,560 --> 01:34:36,199
Speaker 4: Win when they, win and all our players get that

1928
01:34:36,359 --> 01:34:39,880
buy all our Sick your players might be back for

1929
01:34:39,920 --> 01:34:44,640
the playoffs or at least The Super. Bowl really, yeah very.

1930
01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:46,520
Interesting yeah.

1931
01:34:47,880 --> 01:34:52,840
Speaker 2: Uh For Dougie, Fresh I'm Bill. Ran we'll see you tomorrow.

1932
01:34:55,039 --> 01:34:55,840
PLEASE s

1933
01:35:00,279 --> 01:35:00,560
Speaker 4: Five