Speaker 1: What's up you bitches? This is good morning from Hell.
All right, this is a podcast coming live from Hell.
I've got what what?
Speaker 2: What are you?
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to have something new. I'm trying. I'm trying
to you know, I'm trying to amp people up and
get them excited. Is that not working?
Speaker 3: No? You call them bitches?
Speaker 1: Okay? Sorry? All right? Take two? All right? What's up? Motherfuckers? Clayton?
Good morning?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What? What? How is that better? I don't know. I'm
just trying. I'm trying to get people excited. I'm trying,
you know, it's you know, you know, like a reggae horn.
I'm trying to be like a you know, a person
in reggae horn form to raise their spirits.
Speaker 3: A reggae horn with horns. No, no, I don't think
it's working.
Speaker 1: Okay, you do another one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, what's up?
Speaker 1: Coun Sorry? Well okay, sorry, all right, all right, this
is good morning from Hell. I'm Clayton. This is Chris.
Take it away, Chris, you're better at this.
Speaker 3: So this is Hell's number one podcast. I'm Chris. I
died recently and my eternal punishment is to do this
Show with the Vice President of Hell A Clayton.
Speaker 1: Four more years, four more years? Stay with me, Chris,
four more years? No, four more? Have we already done
a spit in a previous episode?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but you just called everyone cunts, So
let's just try and move past that.
Speaker 1: We might just bleep that out. But then if we
bleep it out, then someone they might think we said
another word.
Speaker 3: Oh what's what would be worse than cunts?
Speaker 1: I mean, you can start rattling off words. No, no, no, no, no, no
no no no, I insist you want to go ahead
and start start listening to the words that you think
are worse.
Speaker 3: No, no, I know this is Hell, but it gets
distributed on Earth too, so I want to it's not sure?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, what are we doing? Are we doing? Q?
And A?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a quick question from audience.
Speaker 1: Read it as fast as you can. Okay.
Speaker 3: This is from Cliffy Silver sixty six from the Good
Morning from Hell's subreddit. Clayton, are there any online video
games in Hell? And if so, do you have any
games from the Earth realm? And do you play with
people who are still alive?
Speaker 1: That was very fast, but yeah, there's plenty of games
down hell. You know, we got Superman sixty four, we
got we got Toma Gotchi's, got lots of those. Yeah.
A little known fact whenever your Tomagotchi died in grade
school because your your teacher, you know, put it in
her desk drawer when she caught you played with it. Uh,
your Toma GOATCHI went to hell after it died. So
we got all your tomag Gotchi's down here, all your
childhood toma Gotchi's. And then we also got all of
Xbox's library of Connects games.
Speaker 3: Oh so yeah, wait, wait, what do you mean.
Speaker 1: You're so disappointed? That's that's great?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I mean everyone loves the Xbox connect Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, you like the one where it's it's the Star
Wars and it's dancing like Han Solo's Han Solo anything else? Actually,
this one, this last one might surprise you. Bible Adventures,
but I know, Bible Adventures. I know it seems backwards.
We would have that in Hell, but it's it's actually
really challenging and awful.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I played that as a kid. It's like,
I'm sure you did any game with where you play
like as Noah and stuff that's really bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I really feel bad for their marketing team because
they were just like scratching their heads for weeks looking
at the game and they're like, what are we gonna
get to sell this?
Speaker 3: I guess it's ironic that it did best in Hell.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, we loved it down here, that's why. That's Yeah,
all the employees, we brought them down, they're gonna be
making the follow up. It's gonna be uh, Clayton Bible Adventures.
Speaker 3: Of the Story of Clayton.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an expansion pack. So if you have Bible
Adventures up on Earth, hold on your disc, hold on
your download file. We're gonna have a patch. Okay, So
so hold on tight all right, it's coming DLC baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know this was like an old cartridge. I
don't think there were discs or no.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it's DLC's coming out. We're gonna,
we're gonna we're gonna push it out. Push notifications okay, yeah,
uh we love pushing notifications down in Hell. We love those.
Speaker 3: We invented those, all right. So, uh, Clayton, who is
our guest today?
Speaker 1: Well, we uh, we have a family friend of mine
actually coming down. You might actually know this guy. He was.
He was down not too long ago doing some research
on a on a roll that he was in, and
I think he's he's back doing it again. It's Jack Nicholson.
Come on in, Jack.
Speaker 4: Hey boys, it's so nice of you to have me
in today.
Speaker 1: Great to see Jack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Jack Nicholson. Well you look good.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 3: I didn't know you were dead.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm not dead. I just visit on occasion. I'm
kind of scoping the landscape or where I retire to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So are you were in the sunglasses?
Speaker 4: I see, still got the sunglasses, no shirt, just living
life in death.
Speaker 1: Well you don't look a day past eighty one? So
looking looking spry?
Speaker 3: Caution mark looking good? No, he looks good. So are
you planning on coming to Hell when you die? Or
just visit?
Speaker 4: I don't know, you know, I don't want to commit.
I got to see where the ladies are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jack Nicholson, he's quite the ladies man. Well, I'm
pretty I'm pretty sure he's just gonna try to avoid
anywhere that Shelley Devall is. Wherever she goes, he can't go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes sense. So Jack, how did you end
up becoming friend with Clayton and his family?
Speaker 4: You know, I was down here in the eighties, which
was a wild time if you were there, Clayton was there,
and I was doing this movie. I'm sure your audience
is familiar with the Witches of Eastwick, and I was
playing none other than the Devil. So I came down
to Hell to do a little character shadowing and one
thing led to another, and you know, the family really
brought me in and it's been just a really warm,
smug experience ever since.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's no, it's definitely warm. Done here because it's Hell,
would also because we just couldn't stop hugging him. We
love Jack, big big fan of his.
Speaker 3: And what movie with the Witches of Eastwick?
Speaker 1: Witches of east Wick?
Speaker 3: That's right?
Speaker 4: Nominated for an Academy Award.
Speaker 3: Chris, Oh, I don't don't know if I've heard of it?
What is it?
Speaker 1: It's a movie, yes, Chris, it's it's okay movie. Okay, Sorry,
you kids these days drive me crazy.
Speaker 4: You think ludes are nude pictures on the internet when
we used to pop a few.
Speaker 1: Just to stay calm.
Speaker 4: What the hell is wrong with your generation? Chris, you
can't handle my movies.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It's got it's got share in Michelle Pfeiffer and Susan Sarandon.
I'm not reading off the IMTV page on my phone.
I remember this movie clearly. It's a great movie. Just
go along with it, Chris, go along with it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'm sure. I oh, man, I love it.
I forgot how much I like it. So, and you
played the devil on that So did you just follow
around Satan?
Speaker 4: We call that shadowing. It's a little shadowing gig. Maybe
even understudy, you'd say. But you know, I'm pretty sure
I taught him a few things as well.
Speaker 1: I know I learned a few things for sure. Check
this out. Chris, come here, come here, Uh huh. I'm
gona massage your shoulders. Uh huh, Hey, Chris, my number
one guy. That's my favorite.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Jackieused to do that to everybody. It really creeped him out.
Speaker 3: He's great, Okay, that was a nice and nice massage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's from Batman. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So, uh, you got to be friends with the family,
and so you just visit often.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, every few years, I take my yacht out.
You know, there's a secret back entrance to Hell. It's
called Florida, and you drive your boat through and it
gets your right into Satan's Cove and it's really nice.
And you know what's great about it is it's really
inspired my work over the years as well. Clayton, big
fan of mine, mentioned Batman, a moving picture I was
in in nineteen eighty nine, and during that movie, I
improvised a line, Hey, if you ever danced with the
devil in the Pale Moonlight?
Speaker 3: Because I have?
Speaker 1: And I said, hey, ask me that.
Speaker 4: I said ask me that on set, and people would
ask me and I'd say, fuck, yeah, I have. I'm
Jack fucking Nicholson. But then they didn't quite didn't quite work,
so you know, they had to massage the script and.
Speaker 1: It's in there though it's classic line that no one understood.
But you know, they danced a lot in the Pebblum
Moon to Night. He's great.
Speaker 4: Oh he loves sitting. Oh God does he love it?
Speaker 3: Do y'all still dance regularly?
Speaker 1: Or yeah?
Speaker 4: I know, like I said, we pop some ludes and
we go dancing.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, what kind of dancing style do you? I
can't recall it's been so long. Is it choreographed?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Clayton?
Speaker 4: You know I never kiss and tell and I kiss
a lot, So is there is that why you're here today?
Speaker 3: You're just visiting for Like are you going out in
the town go dancing or what?
Speaker 4: Actually, Christopher, I've got a little bit of inside baseball.
Jack Jack Nikky Scoop turns out, the entertainment industry, as
you might know, it is producing a Devil biopic three
parter and I am up for the lead role.
Speaker 1: Wait what what haven't I heard of this is? That's
that's big news. I feel like they would have contacted
me about that.
Speaker 3: Wait, so is it biopic or biopic?
Speaker 1: I've always referred to it as biopic.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 4: Shakespeare here, Chris Sniper, I just read it all right,
I'm just the cool How did this come about?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Who's producing it? How did this happen?
Speaker 4: Well, you know, I mean it's like a lot of
things in the entertainment industry, it's about timing. And you know,
I had this deal with the Devil. Well it's being
worked out still technically it's a deal with the Devil
that's going back and forth between my agent and his agent,
And I'm just happy it's moving forward. You know, I'm
glad to be a part of it. And it's been
in the works for you.
Speaker 1: Know, thirty years, and I.
Speaker 4: Think everyone's as excited for this as they are for
Avatar too. I'll say that.
Speaker 1: I mean, this one might be coming out sooner, even
though I just now heard about it. How far back
you said, you know, biopic? Biopic? You know where's it
gonna start? You know, like he's gonna talk about Satan's family, Like,
am I gonna be in it? Or who's playing me?
Speaker 4: You know, the thing holding up this movie for so
long was attaching just the right cast. You're not gonna
believe who we got as Satan's younger brother, Clayton Wow.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've got so many ideas, or you could
play Who's he gonna be? Is it? You know, Marlon Brando,
James Dean, Steve McQueen. Tell me it's not Elvis. He's handsome,
but he's not he's not the best actor. Is Arnold
coming down? Schwarzeneggers?
Speaker 5: Is Arnold?
Speaker 1: Tell me? Tell me Jack all right? Here we go?
Getn't hear you?
Speaker 4: Six?
Speaker 1: Son of a bitch.
Speaker 2: Well, hello fellows.
Speaker 1: No, no, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: It's been so long I forgot what this place looks like.
Speaker 3: Gambo Jamo, Hello, Chris, I missed you. Yeah, it's great
to see you. I'm sorry that the picture deal we
had with Harrison Ford. You know you guys stopped responding
to my emails. But I'm glad that it went so well.
I mean, I love the movie. Okay, So for listeners
who may not be familiar, we had Gambo on the
show several months ago.
Speaker 2: It feels like a twanity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, time really drags here in Hell, but Gambo is
a mushroomy type.
Speaker 2: I'm a I'm a demon down here in Hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're painting my ass, is what you are? Gambo?
How dare you step foot in my recording studio and
play me the balls on this guy? I mean, he's
made of balls. But what are you doing? Let you
play me?
Speaker 2: Clayton? Did you not have breakfast this morning?
Speaker 1: What? What does that even mean?
Speaker 2: You seem a little gwompy buddy.
Speaker 1: I'm cwumpy. You've you've you fucked up the last podcast
episode with Harrison Ford. I'm still upset with how that
turned out. I was supposed to.
Speaker 2: Ford and I were forging a relationship. That's all should matter.
Speaker 3: Well, so, Jack, how do you know Gambo?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: I met him through Harrison initially, but I saw this
guy made him my two favorite things, balls and mushrooms,
and I said, that's a star.
Speaker 2: It's all about networking in the film industry.
Speaker 1: Wow. Oh great, glad we're taking networking lessons from Gambo.
Speaker 2: One could say, one could say that he took a
shining to me.
Speaker 1: All right, that's pretty good. Now, wasn't bad? I don't
get it. Uh so that joke, that joke is pretty
pretty solid. That's probably as good as it gets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know something's gone to get of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what the hell are you kids talking?
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just glad. I'm surrounded by a few
good men.
Speaker 1: You know, you go too fast.
Speaker 3: I think that one flew over Jack Nicholson's cuckooss.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, not even close, not even close. No, Okay, sorry,
we're gonna have to ask you to leave the podcast.
You're gonna have to be the departed. Yeah, curse. I'm
getting really angry.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna go Chinatown?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I gotta get some anger.
Speaker 2: Management is that a tom opendealment.
Speaker 3: Okay, I got questions about this movie. Okay, not any
of the ones we just mentioned, but Satan's biopic. What
is the plot of this thing?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Besides, like Satan's life is it's like from kind of
the beginning of hell up to his rise to power.
What's the story?
Speaker 6: Well, you know, we looked at a lot of biopics
and so you know what what works best in a
situation like this, And we're gonna take the Bahamian Rhapsody
approach just kind of kind of be a greatest hits
of all his victories, that time that he won the war.
Speaker 4: Over Heaven and all those kinds of things, pretty great stuff.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he won the war, that might
be taking a few creative liberties.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna have the bad editing too? Is that
a part of the movie that you're gonna replicate as well?
Speaker 4: We got the same editor. He won't believe it.
Speaker 1: He's one. He's definitely down here.
Speaker 4: You won't know what the fuck's going on?
Speaker 3: All right? So as far as like Satan's family, Like,
where does Clayton Gambo, your character come into the film.
Speaker 1: How does that scene play out? Like do they have
my birth in it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What am I like a huge impact on his life
or what? You know?
Speaker 2: I've been studying the role for quite a bit now.
I've been studying Clayton behind the scenes. She didn't want
him to know about it, to make sure that he
didn't try to adjust anything while I studied for the role.
Speaker 1: You've been following me? What you have you been stalking me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I feel like it's been smelling for a while.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2: I've actually been trying a new perfume, so I'm glad
that you noticed.
Speaker 1: It's awful. It's awful. To keep it up, it's great,
thank you. Well, that explains a lot.
Speaker 2: Just wanted to make sure I got the character right
and got all of his anger issues really showing at
the forefront, and just how much the double is really
completely interfected by his brother in every way.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: There seems to be some inaccuracies in this film already.
Speaker 3: Well, i'll tell you.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Clayton.
Speaker 4: There's a scene early on and you're gonna like it's
gonna move you to tears, You're gonna love it. But
he's sitting there talking. Actually, Yeah, go ahead and feed
me the like you feed the line and I'll give you.
Oh well, we'll do a little little minos scene.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, wow ye.
Speaker 2: All right, you want to call action for me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Uh, action, Satan, it's me get I mean Clayton. Wow,
oh god, that's actually part of the script.
Speaker 1: The fumble and all people love a good blooper.
Speaker 2: Reel, Satan. I have to tell you something.
Speaker 4: What is it? Brother?
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm a failure in everything I do.
Speaker 4: Hugh and hell what oh Clayton, let me tell you something.
You inspire me.
Speaker 1: Do you know why?
Speaker 4: Because you make me want to be a better man
than you, because you're a piece of And after that,
he goes on. He goes on to great success.
Speaker 1: That's all. You're gonna love it. Holy cut, got cut.
I need some rewrites in this thing, all right? Who's
this script writer? Huh?
Speaker 4: The entertainment industry in Hell's a lot like LA, except
it goes through ten other committees. So we put together
a crack team of writers for this. We got the
guy who did Transformers, the second one with where the
robot had the balls, and then we got the guy
who wrote the first and half of the second Deuce Bigelow,
and we're capping that off with a biblical scholar going
over everything, Sir mel Gibson.
Speaker 1: Oh oh wait, is he a sir? He got knighted?
He is? To me? Sorry, that's the biggest takeaway that
I took from mel Gibson being on the script.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I guess he did write the Passion of
the Christ, so he knows the material.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. Are they bringing back Jim Caviezel to
play Jesus or is it gonna be like, yeah, is
Jesus in this? Yeah?
Speaker 4: You know they're using some of that fancy technology from
the Marvel movies. They're gonna deage him and make him looky.
They're gonna get baby Jesus out of him. They're gonna
get kid Jesus.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a.
Speaker 4: Whole lot of caveasle in your face. He's a minor character,
I would say, Jesus. You know he gets more screen
time than Clayton, because who the fuck doesn't. But he
won't be in it too much.
Speaker 1: Do I at least get to be on set for
my scenes to just like, you know, advise or something.
Can I be like an associate producer.
Speaker 2: You could come on set if you want to give
gamble massages in between takes.
Speaker 4: Oh, give me very funny jack that little Jackie massage.
I touch you?
Speaker 1: No, No, I don't even know where to touch him.
Look at his body. It's all gross and mushie.
Speaker 2: You could touch me anywhell Clayton, all right.
Speaker 1: Please stop anywhere? Nope? So what why is this all
being fast tracked? And why haven't I heard about it
until now? This is this is really unfair? All right?
Speaker 3: I mean, what do you want, Clayton.
Speaker 4: We're not gonna get. You're not gonna get the below
the line talent to sign off on a gig like this?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? I mean? I'm below the line because
I'm in Hell. All right, We're all below the line.
All right?
Speaker 3: Well, do you not need to like get him to
sign away his afterlife rights?
Speaker 1: Yes? Thank you, Chris. Yeah, that's right. I can sue
because you're using my likeness even though it's gambon. He
doesn't look anything like me.
Speaker 2: That's of the beholder.
Speaker 4: I believe the thing is, Chris, when you know there's
a lot of technicalities, and believe me, Hell loves technicalities.
But the thing is if you look in the fine print,
every contract that someone signs to sign away their soul
to the devil has an appearance clause in it, in perpetuity.
Speaker 1: I didn't sign my soul away to the devil. Oh wait,
there was that one time I was really I was
really hankering for a Klondike bar. So damn damn you guys.
Speaker 2: Also haven't even heard my impression yet of Clayton. Yeah,
I was trying to reserve my my vocal codes since
I'm a genuine acto.
Speaker 1: Now let's hear it. That's right.
Speaker 4: You've been working with that voice, coach. It's been real
lovely all that.
Speaker 5: Here we go, Thank me, Clayton.
Speaker 1: Oh god, what's the worst that I thought?
Speaker 3: I think you nailed it.
Speaker 1: No, he didn't. This is not even close, not even close. No,
stop mimicking me.
Speaker 5: Stop mimicking me.
Speaker 1: Stop saying the words that I am saying. Stop you boys,
I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Chris, Chris, try and exercise may close
your eyes and see if you can tell who's talking.
Speaker 1: Alright, no, you know which one is talking, Chris.
Speaker 5: Don't even Chris, you know which one it is.
Speaker 1: So Cambo, stop I'm talking this is clear. Dump it.
Speaker 5: I'm Clayton. Fuck. Look how small my pis is?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, it's huge. It's huge.
Speaker 3: I can't tell who's who it is.
Speaker 1: Mike Wris comic, No, stop playing into this.
Speaker 5: The smallest pigis in hell.
Speaker 3: Nope, Marco Polo. So wait, this is a three part movie,
three part like a trilogy.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know it's it's a lot of story,
funny enough, like The Hobbit. It started as a children's
book and we decided to expand it into three fucking movies.
Speaker 3: Well that mean that worked out great for that. So
I don't see how it could go wrong. Is there
gonna be like toys? How big of an ip are
we talking about here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean do well? I see my face on a
Cereal box or.
Speaker 2: You see Gambo's face.
Speaker 1: No, no, your face looks nothing like my face.
Speaker 2: I will be come to New Clayton.
Speaker 1: That's not true, Clayton.
Speaker 4: Let me put it like this. You're gonna be in
the cereal box. Okay, but you're gonna be that one toy,
the one in eight chance. You're the one no one wants.
Speaker 1: You know, everyone wants.
Speaker 4: The big figure, everyone wants the they're gonna want Satan.
But every once in a while, you're gonna get that
goddamn Clayton figure in your cereal box and it's just
gonna ruin your morning.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's gonna be a special edition and people
are gonna be clamoring for it, clamoring Jack.
Speaker 3: And so when does this actually come out or the
first one?
Speaker 4: You know, Chris, you know, we're having some problems up top,
a lot of people not going to movie theaters right now.
And uh huh we had a date but it was
clashing with Minyon seven and so, uh, you know, we're
gonna bring it down, but we decided we're gonna bring
it down below. We're gonna bring it in sin on demand.
People are gonna bring it right into their living rooms.
And oh, Chris, we got so many plans for this friend.
We're talking spinoffs. We're talking the Holy MCU, you know,
the s the SSU, the Satan Cinematic Universe not spelled
right because whatever spell s. Oh God, damn, Camp we did.
I knew you were on this movie for a reason.
Speaker 5: Ah, yes, s n, Chris.
Speaker 1: We got spinoff Skiller, we get spinoff movies. What like?
What what could you possibly spin off from Satan's you
know life like he he doesn't a trilogy encompass everything.
Doesn't that cover at all the bases?
Speaker 4: Clayton, What if I told you there was a spinoff
movie where you have a featured role.
Speaker 1: Can you recast the role? Can can I play myself?
Speaker 4: Well here's the thing, Clayton, it's a spinoff, but it
actually stars Chris.
Speaker 3: Wait what wait?
Speaker 1: What? Whos's Who's playing Chris? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Who's playing? Wait?
Speaker 1: It's about me?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Chris would be the perfect character to headline our
very first laser disc release.
Speaker 3: It's very exciting lasers.
Speaker 1: Such bullshit. He met Satan once, like they don't even
have any crossover in their lives. Like the one time
they met was it hates giving and Chris didn't know
if he should go in for a handshake or a
hug with my older brother and they ended up hugging
him for Wait too long that they're gonna make a
movie about that? What it was?
Speaker 2: Cinly a very important moment in Satan's life.
Speaker 1: Well, oh my god, it lasted like thirty seconds too long.
But it wasn't even that's not a movie. That's nothing.
It's a bad memory.
Speaker 2: The cultural impact that Quis has had on the world
is fun waiter?
Speaker 1: Well, who they have playing Chris then? All right, I
mean tell me it's some like loser who's ugly or something.
Speaker 4: Well, actually, Clayton, we got the one Paul Walker playing
CHRISTI here.
Speaker 3: Paul Walker.
Speaker 1: They look nothing alike playing me?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, is he a little more charismatic, sure,
but that's the magic of entertainment. Also, we needed enough
charisma to overcome how shitty of a character Clayton is.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a give and take, it's a balance. Wow.
What is the movie even about? I mean, seriously, what's like?
What could possibly happen in Chris the movie?
Speaker 4: I want to see it, you know, it's it's still
being written, still being workshopped. I don't want to commit
to too much, but let's just say it's about how
Chris had the great idea to start a hit podcast.
It's pretty exciting.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is my podcast, all right, I'm the reason
it's my podcast. Stop it, Cambo stop.
Speaker 4: It Is there an echo in here?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I can't tell who's saying what.
Speaker 5: It's me Clayton and I fully endorse Christ movie.
Speaker 1: Don't I don't know. I don't wow, Cambo Clayton, I'm Clayton, Chris,
you really do get this character.
Speaker 2: I've been practicing in them and Chris, your.
Speaker 4: Movie is just the first. We've got a Lucifer spinoff,
We've got a Sigmund Freud comedy. Saddam Hussein's coming in hot,
you know, with his own Saddam Hussein is kind of
what you think of the Hobbs and Shaw of the franchise.
It's pretty exciting Hobbs and Freud.
Speaker 1: Well, so like, if you know, continuing down this MCU
parallels I, if Thanos was the big bad, then who
could you possibly be fighting into the Satan cinematic universe?
Speaker 3: Well, wait, wouldn't that just be like God Jesus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, gosh, it's actually Oprah Gambo gambo.
Speaker 4: Shuts your mouth, all right, you're giving up this God,
We're gonna get.
Speaker 1: Sued again the way Oprah went. Why Oprah, It's not
it's no one, It's it's more like Noprah. Don't don't
repeat that. I edit this part out. Dance she's the
big bad. I mean, I guess she's done a lot
of good in the world.
Speaker 2: So I didn't say anything. You didn't hear it for me?
I got to cost him one real fast.
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, everyone look under their chairs. There's a big
cup of shut up about this Sunday.
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, sorry, we won't mention again. No one posts
about that. Please.
Speaker 4: Actually, Christian Clayton's asking for all these rewrites. I forgot
you actually have a revisions thing in your clause. How
would you like to come and put some creative input?
And actually, how does executive producers?
Speaker 3: Ohoned, Yeah, I would, I would love this. Yeah?
Speaker 1: What am I? What am I?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Am I going to be credited as director? You know,
like i'll you know, I could. I could be in
the writer's room.
Speaker 2: You could be you could be Gambo's portional assistant. How
about that? No, Gamble likes his coffee black. Uh, he
likes the cool ranch to Rito's. Definitely not the nacho
cheese to Rito's. Nice way to God, Clayton, I could
bring me the wrong kind. I'm going to get angry.
Speaker 1: Clayton. You're writing this down just doesn't make any sense, okay,
because you know, on the set of Rocket Man, fucking
Elton John wasn't bringing money, you know, food out to
you know, what's his face? A little British kid.
Speaker 2: Well, Gambles a big star, okay, And you can't look
Gamble in the eyes if I become famous. All right,
So anyways.
Speaker 4: Because I don't know where your eyes are, it is
hard to find your eyes. But you know that's what
makes the performance so mysterious.
Speaker 2: Right now, you're just looking at my balls.
Speaker 4: There's everywhere, Gambo, my eyes are down here.
Speaker 3: Well, if I get to be on the writing staff,
could I take a look at what we got so far?
Speaker 4: Would you like a sneak peek?
Speaker 1: Chris?
Speaker 4: Would that make your day?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Gambo, Let's take him into the room.
Speaker 1: I'm going into the.
Speaker 4: Rooms, the sex room first, and then the writer's room.
Speaker 1: Whatever it takes. Sure, guys, got about me? Stop gambo, No, Chris,
get the hell in here? Come on? Oh you got
a script to me? Wait, guys, what about me? Can
I can I come? They left?
Speaker 2: Don't woo with clicking. I'm still here. We could be buddies.
Speaker 1: No, we cannot be buddies. I guess we're gonna close
out the show right, Uh? All right, stop that. Thanks
for listening, Cambo. There's been another episode of Good Morning
for Hell. I can't talk when you're talking.
Speaker 5: Thanks for waking. Good Morning from Hell Stop.
Speaker 1: This has been another episode of Good Morning from Hell.
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like to thank longtime guest Barbara Dunkleman for returning his
gambo and then also Josh Flan again for playing Jack Nicholson. Josh,
thanks for joining us. We've been working with you for
quite some time, haven't.
Speaker 4: We long time, many years, long years.
Speaker 1: We've done what eleven Little Roosters Till Little Roosters Arizona
Circle Day five. You're in day five?
Speaker 2: Josh played me in a short.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's right. Where can people follow you on Twitter?
Speaker 4: Josh the Flan again with an at sign at Twitter
dot com at.
Speaker 3: Twitter dot com and barbar always open Uh has come
back for a new season and that's that's coming out
now right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're a couple episodes in at this point. Not
sure when this episode will be out, but we'll probably
be about midway to the further end of the season
by then. But yeah, you can find it on YouTube
dot com, slash.
Speaker 3: Teeth, or anywhere you listen to podcasts. All right, thank
you guys for coming on.
Speaker 1: Thank you always nice having a married couple on together.
Speaker 3: I think half of our reviews on Apple podcasts are
requesting Gambo.
Speaker 2: Well, guess what, everyone, You're welcome, he broke Loose