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Speaker 2: And now for our weekly visit with your neighbors, the
Speaker 2: Bumpsteads of Shaney Lane Avenue. Well, it's about six o'clock
Speaker 2: in the evening in the Bumpstead household.
Speaker 1: Dagwood has just come home from the office, taking as usual,
Speaker 1: Die for the couch. Panda's lying.
Speaker 2: They're all unraveled as Blondie tells him what happened during
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 3: And then at four o'clock, Alexander's school teacher, Miskeller be called, yeah,
Speaker 3: and she said she was keeping Alexander after school and
Speaker 3: said that she was keeping how did you know?
Speaker 4: Well, last night Alexander got me there teaching.
Speaker 5: My good old one two punch.
Speaker 3: You're encouraging him to fight, dag, would all shame on you?
Speaker 4: Oh no, I not, But I bet he's passing out
Speaker 4: of few black eyes that he.
Speaker 5: Owes to a few of his friends on his way home.
Speaker 5: M hmm, I wish I was young again. Boy, would
Speaker 5: I get in the trouble?
Speaker 3: Neil, I don't think he's been fighting.
Speaker 5: He's a bumpstead and I'll bet he's been fighting.
Speaker 6: What do you bet?
Speaker 5: I bet?
Speaker 4: Okay, if he hasn't been fighting, I'll do the dishes tonight.
Speaker 6: Now, if he husband fighting, you've.
Speaker 4: Got to take care of the funny how he's a
Speaker 4: bet mm and not in foods going down to look
Speaker 4: at it at five in the morning.
Speaker 6: Well that's a hard bargain. But okay, am.
Speaker 4: I going to enjoy kicking you out of bed at
Speaker 4: five o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 6: Oh boy, I'll see who it is, dear.
Speaker 5: I'll just curl up here on the couch and rest
Speaker 5: my eyes.
Speaker 6: Why hello, miss Llerby, Well come right.
Speaker 5: In, missus bumbs did thank you?
Speaker 4: My?
Speaker 5: This room is so homey.
Speaker 7: There this beautiful curtains, the lovely furniture, the rugs, then.
Speaker 6: This cute dog.
Speaker 5: Sleeping on the couch.
Speaker 6: I get your hands off.
Speaker 8: Man, it's not a dog, it's a man.
Speaker 6: Yes, miss Ellerby, as this is my husband.
Speaker 5: Hell do you do? Mister Bumstead? Hello, you know, lying
Speaker 5: there with your.
Speaker 7: Tense suit on, looking at me with those big brown eyes.
Speaker 5: I was sure you were a great day.
Speaker 6: I just couldn't help scratching.
Speaker 7: Your stop that I beg your pardon, mister Bumstead.
Speaker 6: There's just such a resemblance, Miss Ellerby.
Speaker 3: You usually come to see us when something's wrong with
Speaker 3: Alexander's schoolwork.
Speaker 6: I hope it's not that tonight.
Speaker 5: Missus Bumstead.
Speaker 6: Ooh comes through, I said, ooh, come through.
Speaker 5: That's French for heck No.
Speaker 7: I wondered if Alexander's tools about his desire to be
Speaker 7: an actor.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, you see at school we're having.
Speaker 7: A little genetic offering.
Speaker 6: Oh how wonderful.
Speaker 4: Yeah. If this offering is like the last dramatic offering
Speaker 4: had would be smart to refuse.
Speaker 1: It, Missus Bumstead.
Speaker 7: Alexander has a brilliant talent. I don't think i'm overestimating
Speaker 7: his acting ability when I say he'll captivate his audience and.
Speaker 5: Lay him in the aisles.
Speaker 3: That's nice, Alexander an actor.
Speaker 6: You really? I think he has talent. I definitely feel
Speaker 6: the kid has a lot on the ball.
Speaker 5: Hey, but what do you teach miss Alerby? English?
Speaker 7: Of course and the drama? Yes, you can't tell, you know,
Speaker 7: Alexander might grow up to be another Clark Gable? Who
Speaker 7: are Van Johnson A Montgomery Clift?
Speaker 1: Oh? I mustn't do this to myself.
Speaker 4: And I don't know about this miss Alby.
Speaker 7: Oh, mister Bumstead, it's a very interesting posession.
Speaker 6: The good actress make as much as two or three.
Speaker 7: Thousand a week and that ain't Hey.
Speaker 5: Did you say ankle? Oh?
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I just slipped out.
Speaker 6: What would the school board say if they knew you?
Speaker 5: Mister Bumstead?
Speaker 7: I hope, I hope you'll keep my little grammatical slip
Speaker 7: strictly entre now Athrey new that's.
Speaker 5: French for under your hat.
Speaker 7: Sure, now you will discourage Alexander in his acting aspirations.
Speaker 6: Will you?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, we won't say anything for a while, at.
Speaker 8: Least will thank you?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: I really must be running along and thank you again
Speaker 7: so much.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad you dropped in, Miss lerb.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Ford coupead.
Speaker 7: I still say you'd make a wonderful, great day.
Speaker 4: Had a fine English teacher.
Speaker 3: Now there there, dear, I don't think you look like
Speaker 3: a great day, only a little bit around your muddle.
Speaker 6: I mean you're a grandie.
Speaker 3: I'm just joking, dear. I think I just heard the
Speaker 3: back door. That must be Alexander.
Speaker 5: Is that you Alexander?
Speaker 6: Yes, Alexander, what.
Speaker 5: Have you been down?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 10: Good evening, Peter, Ah, good evening, Peter. I'm so sorry
Speaker 10: I was delayed. Has a splendid evening this evening. And
Speaker 10: that's pap What kind of talk is that, Alexander?
Speaker 6: Is that you always has been?
Speaker 11: Look?
Speaker 4: Look Alexander, look, let let's forget all that stuff.
Speaker 5: But look have you been fighting today?
Speaker 6: I perish the thought ridiculous.
Speaker 5: To answer yes or no? That's all?
Speaker 9: Yes, no, Peter? And what is it?
Speaker 6: Peter business? What is now? Don't you know?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Chap, that's British for Latin for my old man?
Speaker 5: What goes on here?
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, dag Woods, I know it's what miss
Speaker 3: Ellerby said.
Speaker 6: You mean that I look like a great Dane. Alexander
Speaker 6: might be a great actor. He's being an actor. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's what it is. Only I get it now. Well, Alexander.
Speaker 6: You just don't talk like yourself, and you don't.
Speaker 5: Act like a real Bumstead either.
Speaker 10: I dared if I have a shell again, I'm thinking
Speaker 10: of changing my name, Yes, Peter, and.
Speaker 5: Don't call me Peter. I'll call you a potato.
Speaker 10: Eh, very well, sir, What do you mean you're thinking
Speaker 10: of changing your name?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 10: Major, I think what's your father said about?
Speaker 6: Peter goes double for mater?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 6: What's wrong with your name?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 6: Well it doesn't have any dignity.
Speaker 10: What's the matter with Bumstead, Bomstead, Bomstead, Boomstead.
Speaker 6: It sounds like a man falling down the stairs. And
Speaker 6: what name were you thinking of?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 10: How about Alexander Barrymore. Of course it would only be
Speaker 10: my stage name, our stage. My name would be Alexander Gable.
Speaker 6: Slucky.
Speaker 10: My girl's name is Sylvia.
Speaker 6: He dad would he does want to be an actor?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, not that.
Speaker 10: Yes, I can't decide whether to be an actor and
Speaker 10: be famous or be a ham and make money. What
Speaker 10: a decision to be or not to be? That is
Speaker 10: the question. A Hamlet, you know? Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 5: I played Hamlet once myself.
Speaker 4: I walked on this stage and tights and the audience laughed.
Speaker 5: And then I've bent over in a slip.
Speaker 4: Then I read my line party in such sweet sorrow,
Speaker 4: and my pants came down with the curtains.
Speaker 3: Dad would now tell us all about this, Alexander.
Speaker 10: Now, it's really nothing except that you're looking at the
Speaker 10: star of the school play. Miss I would be an
Speaker 10: either side that I was the most talented actor in
Speaker 10: our school. And about my fighting part. Oh yes, yes,
Speaker 10: I won't be in any more fights. I wouldn't dare
Speaker 10: take a chance of maring my classic features.
Speaker 4: You may not be an actor, but you're already a ham.
Speaker 6: More like his father. Every day. Well, I've got to
Speaker 6: get upstairs for a moment.
Speaker 11: Now.
Speaker 10: I wish to see if I can put a little
Speaker 10: romantic wave into my hair and tell me when dinners
Speaker 10: our son and actor.
Speaker 6: My you'd think he was a star already. I've never
Speaker 6: seen him put on such airs.
Speaker 3: And if it turns out to be good in the play,
Speaker 3: he probably won't even speak to you.
Speaker 5: I imagine, Alexander Barrymore will.
Speaker 6: We'll just have to see what happens.
Speaker 3: But don't you forget now Tonight you wash the dinner
Speaker 3: dishes and be sure you don't break any What are
Speaker 3: you going to do, blondie?
Speaker 6: I want to do what you usually do?
Speaker 1: Oh you do?
Speaker 5: Huh? Well let's see. Well, I sit in a big
Speaker 5: chair with my paper and get real comfortable and.
Speaker 4: Loosen my suspenders and there you can do the best
Speaker 4: you can.
Speaker 9: Oh, this is wonderful.
Speaker 6: With Dag we're doing the dishes.
Speaker 3: If I can make some more beds like that, life
Speaker 3: is going to be very simple. Life will be simple,
Speaker 3: but we'll be eating off paper plates.
Speaker 6: Dag would see what you made me do, now, Dagwood,
Speaker 6: that was your fault.
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't.
Speaker 4: You shouldn't buy such slippery sofa thinks they're leaning out
Speaker 4: of my hands all by themselves.
Speaker 6: Well what did you break?
Speaker 5: Brother?
Speaker 6: You know that gravy boat? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, no whom wholl.
Speaker 4: Ever sail in it again? He has a complete shipwreck
Speaker 4: and nail.
Speaker 6: That's too bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, dear, you look very cute in that
Speaker 3: little apron of mine with the pink ruffle.
Speaker 5: I not stopping.
Speaker 6: Ooh me, I powder your little nose. You cut that out,
Speaker 6: and my rose.
Speaker 5: Needs powdering out.
Speaker 6: Powdering myself in the powder room.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, I'd like to see you wear that
Speaker 3: apron every night when you wash the dishes. Oh, hey, Pa, Hey, Mom,
Speaker 3: I mean oh father.
Speaker 6: Oh, mother, dear?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, why is.
Speaker 3: It I've been thinking about Holy smoke Pops wearing an apron. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's doing the dishes. Ge, pap you look just like
Speaker 3: a girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought it was a great Dane.
Speaker 10: Well, I just wanted to tell you that I decided
Speaker 10: not to change my name to Barrymore.
Speaker 6: Well, that's good.
Speaker 10: How does this sound, Alexander? Boy?
Speaker 6: Huh, but Jane, you must come with me, do see
Speaker 6: guzba why? Indeed, we will begetsy wood and zeecauzbomb.
Speaker 9: By.
Speaker 4: I'm going upstairs and get after your studies, Alexander. And
Speaker 4: that doesn't include making faces at yourself in the mirror either.
Speaker 4: Very well, father dear, and don't call me father dear,
Speaker 4: call me pop dear.
Speaker 6: Whatever you say, sir. Oh by the way, Mom, Yes, Alexander.
Speaker 10: Tomorrow morning, I think i'll have breakfast in bed, tea
Speaker 10: bags and primpets please.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, good night, handbone, Oh boys, midnight, I'll try my
Speaker 4: new character out of Mom and Pop.
Speaker 6: I'll talk in this waste basket so it'll make my
Speaker 6: voice on hollow and Bruse.
Speaker 5: Boy.
Speaker 6: They both sound asleep down the foot of the bedroom.
Speaker 6: They can't see me the ghost. What did you say, Blondie?
Speaker 5: What what that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: What was what?
Speaker 5: I heard? Something awful?
Speaker 3: It was probably a mouse, It sounded more like a moose.
Speaker 6: You probably woke yourself up with your own story. And
Speaker 6: when I don't snore that loud, yes you do.
Speaker 3: I've had to tell our neighbors that you're testing a
Speaker 3: foghorn for pointing a goose.
Speaker 6: You're dreaming, dear, If I'm dreaming, and.
Speaker 5: As sure as they're gruesome.
Speaker 6: Dreaming, I would what was that?
Speaker 5: When I happen to ask you first? I did?
Speaker 9: All.
Speaker 5: All I know is that I'm scared, silly.
Speaker 6: Turn on the light. I'd rather not, but somebody, but
Speaker 6: something is in the room.
Speaker 4: That's why I don't want to turn on the light.
Speaker 5: I'd rather not see it.
Speaker 6: I'm going to turn on the light, Dago, Do you
Speaker 6: see anything? What do you see anything?
Speaker 5: Oh, Kenna? I back my head under the covers.
Speaker 6: Well I don't see anybody. I guess it must be
Speaker 6: just our imagination. Well, I'll turn the light off and
Speaker 6: let's get back to sleep. You can on escape your
Speaker 6: doom column.
Speaker 10: Get down on your knees and say your pajamas.
Speaker 6: I mean, say your prayers.
Speaker 3: Alexander Panta, No, I'm Alexander Kila.
Speaker 6: Wear that light switch. Well, how'd you likedact to the acting? Oh, Dagwood.
Speaker 3: I want you to take Alexander into his room and
Speaker 3: give him dagwood.
Speaker 6: Dagwood, Alexander, Look what you've done to your father.
Speaker 9: He's fainted.
Speaker 6: Get some waters.
Speaker 3: Gosh when a tribute to my acting ability, I laid
Speaker 3: them in the aisle.
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Speaker 2: Dagwood didn't get back to sleep for a while, and
Speaker 2: consequently he overslept.
Speaker 1: This morning, he's a little late and he's had to
Speaker 1: whizz out the door to top speed.
Speaker 6: Goodbye, Gaggin.
Speaker 5: Come, well, it's almost nine o'clock and he's not here
Speaker 5: yet this morning he's gonna be late for sure. One two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Speaker 5: Well there's eight, but where's nine? Come on your truck
Speaker 5: a clock start nine, or I'll take your pardon, give
Speaker 5: you the works. I made it the bombs, tay. Why
Speaker 5: is it that clock always waits for you.
Speaker 6: Oh, that's very semplement, you did it.
Speaker 4: I run very fast, and according to Einstein, time approaches
Speaker 4: zero when the velocity of a mass approaches the speed
Speaker 4: of light.
Speaker 5: Well, you're a mass.
Speaker 4: All right, mister did Oh, Yes, Blondie wanted me to
Speaker 4: discuss a little something with you this morning.
Speaker 5: My answer is no. If it's about a raise, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: it isn't about a raise. Oh well in that case,
Speaker 5: it just to sit down and rest your brain? Is
Speaker 5: now I have a problem. Well what's unusual about that?
Speaker 5: I got a problem too. I've been married to it
Speaker 5: for twenty four years.
Speaker 4: No, no, this is about Alexander.
Speaker 5: You know he wants to be an actor. You know
Speaker 5: I was an actor when I was a boy. Yeah,
Speaker 5: the romantic time. Of course. Women used to swoon when
Speaker 5: I quiver my nostrils.
Speaker 4: Yeah, imagine that, mister Didners.
Speaker 6: Did you know Shakespeare?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 5: Certainly? Out out brief candle lives but a walking shadow,
Speaker 5: a poor player that ruts and frets his hour upon
Speaker 5: the stage and then is heard. No more. Ah, do
Speaker 5: I know Shakespeare?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 6: But I meant did you.
Speaker 5: Know him personally? Bomb said? Shakespeare had died in sixteen sixteen.
Speaker 4: Oh, excuse me, that's before your time.
Speaker 5: I guess. Yeah, I was very small. Yeah, yeah, yes, sir,
Speaker 5: I was a wonderful actor. But it wasn't easy for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like it wasn't easy for the audience either,
Speaker 4: liter did it.
Speaker 5: What was your most difficult role? Trying to make ten
Speaker 5: the hard way? You mean acting?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Oh, well get this, ah, darling, come with me to
Speaker 5: the Cosmo.
Speaker 4: You love me so keys, mister Dinnis, I didn't know
Speaker 4: you cared?
Speaker 5: Who did that? Sound like it sounded a little bit
Speaker 5: like Alexander? Then?
Speaker 4: Look, please, couldn't you just come over home with me
Speaker 4: tonight and give Alexander a little fatherly advice?
Speaker 5: What's wrong with you?
Speaker 4: Well, you know how kids are. They don't pay any
Speaker 4: attention to what your parents.
Speaker 6: Tell them, but they'll listen to.
Speaker 5: The first trip that comes along.
Speaker 6: I mean, the first go No, no, the.
Speaker 5: Well, please never mind the apologies.
Speaker 4: Well, anyway, you could tell him about the disadvantages of
Speaker 4: being an actor, couldn't you disadvantages?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, actors make a lot of money and have
Speaker 5: to make love to beautiful women and have big homes
Speaker 5: the swimming pools, have to make love to beautiful women,
Speaker 5: and what all the disadvantages.
Speaker 4: Please, mister Dinnis, you will talk to Alexi tonight, now,
Speaker 4: won't you?
Speaker 5: What are you having for dinner?
Speaker 4: Roast prime ribs of beef with mashed potatoes and gravy.
Speaker 5: I'd be delighted.
Speaker 6: Hello, dear Helen.
Speaker 5: Well, so this is the best pocket James Mason.
Speaker 6: Mister Diders, I'd like to have a little talk with you.
Speaker 5: You might at least wait until I asked you first.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll be out in the kitchen and come on day, Alexander.
Speaker 5: I understand that that's what.
Speaker 6: I wanted to talk to you about. Mister DIDs. You're
Speaker 6: a man of the world, aren't you.
Speaker 5: Well, I've been around if that's what you mean.
Speaker 6: Can you catch you on? You see?
Speaker 10: As an actor, I may have to play that. I'm
Speaker 10: sort of Devil may Care type, you know, a world
Speaker 10: with the girl.
Speaker 6: I thought you might be able to give me a
Speaker 6: few pointers.
Speaker 5: Alexander, you come to the right man.
Speaker 6: What's the first approach?
Speaker 5: Jac Well, first you JC, I mean, mister Dinners, that's better. Well, First,
Speaker 5: you're flat of the girl. If she's beautiful, tell her
Speaker 5: she's the most beautiful thing you ever saw. Tell her
Speaker 5: that compared to her, Ava Gardner looks like gravel Gerdy.
Speaker 6: Well what do you do about homely girls?
Speaker 5: You avoid them?
Speaker 6: Is that all?
Speaker 5: Is that all? I could go on on the subject
Speaker 5: from women for three or four hours?
Speaker 1: Well, go on, go on.
Speaker 5: Well suppose you have a pretty secretary and then she
Speaker 5: is taking dictations.
Speaker 6: Well you two the three talking?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, mister Dinners. Did you give Alexander some fatherly advice?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 5: Hold on, well well yes, yes, let's just call it advice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, come in, where's Alexander?
Speaker 5: Now? Oh he's just calling up little skirts a girl
Speaker 5: he knows.
Speaker 6: Can I talk to Sylvia and missus Gibson? Thank you?
Speaker 6: Did you talk about wanting to be an actor?
Speaker 5: Well? You see? I Well go ahead, what were you
Speaker 5: talking about?
Speaker 6: Sylvia? Hello, Sylvia, this is Alexander. How are you you?
Speaker 10: Gordeous huck a plunder, gorgeous hunk of plunder?
Speaker 5: But what kind of talk is that? Well? I better
Speaker 5: be running along now.
Speaker 6: Well certainly you are.
Speaker 10: Why Sylvia you may give a gun and look like
Speaker 10: gravel gerty boy, mister Dinners, she have eaaten it up.
Speaker 5: Well I better be running along now.
Speaker 6: Wiss and luscious If you're a good girl. I'm gonna
Speaker 6: give you a break. Why don't you carry my books
Speaker 6: to schooner?
Speaker 5: Maw?
Speaker 6: You heard me wait outside? So I wanna have to
Speaker 6: ring a bell sing? We wanna finish coat. You'll do
Speaker 6: you good.
Speaker 8: Song, baby, see fellas mister, what kind.
Speaker 5: Of fatherly advice was that?
Speaker 4: Well, I guess Alexander ought to be back home from
Speaker 4: school in a minute.
Speaker 6: Now, huh dag what.
Speaker 3: I don't mind Alexander becoming an actor later, but first
Speaker 3: you got to live like a normal growing boy.
Speaker 6: We just got to get this stage struck business out
Speaker 6: of his head.
Speaker 5: It's almost impossible.
Speaker 3: Now wait a minute, I think.
Speaker 6: I've got a dago, Ronnie. We'll do a little acting ourselves.
Speaker 5: What do you mean, Blondie.
Speaker 3: Well, when he comes home, you can play a hard
Speaker 3: boiled character, like like Humphrey Bogard rather than lad or
Speaker 3: Bird Lancaskay. I like that, and I'll be a hard
Speaker 3: boiled wife. We'll show him how much fun it is
Speaker 3: to have someone acting different parts at.
Speaker 9: Home as well.
Speaker 5: Can you do it here?
Speaker 3: Well? I can try, because I'm afraid it's gonna be
Speaker 3: a traumatic experience for him, But it's all for the best.
Speaker 6: Mother dear, oh father, wait, let him come in here
Speaker 6: and then we'll let him have it.
Speaker 4: Oh, there you are, dad, would yeah it, don't call
Speaker 4: me dad wood she If you call me that again,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be just too bad for your shorty.
Speaker 6: He what's the matter with father and mother? Howd I
Speaker 6: know what the matter with your old man?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 6: Look here, Alexander. We don't like the way you talk.
Speaker 6: See you sound like a sissy.
Speaker 10: See who doesn't like the way I talk?
Speaker 6: Me? And bummy here?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, none of that pennyways talk or we'll fan your
Speaker 4: pants for the base all back seat?
Speaker 6: Holy smoke? Hey, what's the matter? What's wrong? And it's
Speaker 6: gonna be just too bad for you if you threw
Speaker 6: your coat on the floor in the hallway? Hey, come on,
Speaker 6: let's go take again? And kiddy did a bummy?
Speaker 4: Okay, baby, I brought.
Speaker 6: Someone home with me? Yea, who's this budget theme?
Speaker 5: Here?
Speaker 6: How are you a purebl un.
Speaker 11: Get?
Speaker 6: Holy smoke? That was miss Albie?
Speaker 4: Oh my?
Speaker 5: What did I say?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Dad?
Speaker 6: Was she scared her out of the house? Will she
Speaker 6: think of it?
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Speaker 6: here's one.
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