Speaker 1: You look like the floor of a taxi.
Speaker 2: Well, I wish I felt that good, but I don't.
Speaker 2: It was a lot.
Speaker 1: No one pulls off floor of a taxi like you.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: It was a long long night early morning for Dwight
Speaker 3: witting last night.
Speaker 1: But when you hung out with the guy that has
Speaker 1: had a restraining order. We'll get to that story. We'll
Speaker 1: can get that story.
Speaker 3: But first, come on by the fireplace and the grill
Speaker 3: master supply for lunch today, Ribby sandwiches, broad Worst Scott
Speaker 3: from the hog Fathers just walked in. They're doing the cooking.
Speaker 3: These are these are the pros when it comes to cooking.
Speaker 3: And by the way, did I mention it was free?
Speaker 3: I probably did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's free about ten forty five issues that what
Speaker 1: we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably about ten forty five all the way to noon.
Speaker 2: Come on out.
Speaker 3: Uh, there's always planning for everybody. That's including drinks. But man,
Speaker 3: these guys can cook like nobody's business. Free lunch Friday,
Speaker 3: Ribbi Steak sandwiches and't broadwads.
Speaker 1: Uh. Let's let's go back in time here, just a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes in the announcement in eight forty five,
Speaker 1: that we were pushing out on social media. Tony Cruz,
Speaker 1: long time morning show host of of course right here
Speaker 1: at this station, whas it was his dream job, he
Speaker 1: got it and he kept it for over twenty years,
Speaker 1: is retiring?
Speaker 2: Oh did we do the retirement spin? Because everybody knows this.
Speaker 3: Since Tony Cruz took over mornings, every office supply in
Speaker 3: our office supply closet has been depleted.
Speaker 2: He's been selling them on No, I'm just teaching, Gus.
Speaker 1: It was a very Tony Cruz close out and it's
Speaker 1: just it's him, and I think it's accurate when I
Speaker 1: used to call him when when I said, oh, they
Speaker 1: hired a boy scout for mornings, he is sort of
Speaker 1: the boy scout of the station, Gus.
Speaker 4: He is and fine gentleman. If you don't know Tony,
Speaker 4: if you've never met him, he is a wonderful individual,
Speaker 4: one of the very best people that you could ever encounter.
Speaker 4: And I spend a lot of time just setting and
Speaker 4: talking with him. We will get in some deep discussions.
Speaker 4: They're good.
Speaker 3: He's very true and what you see, what you hear
Speaker 3: is what you get.
Speaker 2: And I was funny, that's that's nice. It's very nice.
Speaker 1: It's nice to have me.
Speaker 3: And I recall I think it was last Sunday, Tony
Speaker 3: Cruise and I were at chess club and I was drinking.
Speaker 2: A nice tea and his move was.
Speaker 3: His horsey to my castle right, and the heart to
Speaker 3: heart we had was just.
Speaker 1: Like, well, I know that Gus enjoyed the are you
Speaker 1: gonna fire me today?
Speaker 2: Are you are going? Are you gonna me today?
Speaker 5: I can't, I can approve, but man.
Speaker 1: To sit in that chair. I don't care who you
Speaker 1: are for a station that's over one hundred years old,
Speaker 1: that that's reinvented itself so many times over these decades
Speaker 1: and centuries now, but it is to keep that job
Speaker 1: for twenty years. Is it's nothing small, That's not a
Speaker 1: small thing.
Speaker 5: It ain't easy, way, no, it ain't.
Speaker 1: It ain't easy. And he did that, and Scott Fishgerald
Speaker 1: was right there with him for most of that run
Speaker 1: or all the run. I'm not sure on the details
Speaker 1: on that, but we love him dearly.
Speaker 2: We love Penny.
Speaker 1: He's got a couple of grandkids because he did a
Speaker 1: great job raising his kids. Uh, and he's going to
Speaker 1: be a grandpa and just do that.
Speaker 2: I think I'm thought it was super cool.
Speaker 3: When he was telling the story that he and his
Speaker 3: friends that were in the lower level radio stations said
Speaker 3: what do you want to work at if you had
Speaker 3: a dream job? And he said, w h A s
Speaker 3: anyone whose working for WHA? That's my story.
Speaker 1: That's exactly I thought the same thing because I always.
Speaker 3: Wanted to work for wq MATH. I specifically wanted to
Speaker 3: do mornings on wq MATH and had the opportunity to
Speaker 3: do that with Rocky and Troy, and.
Speaker 1: So you did more of an opportunity. You You were
Speaker 1: the funny, funniest thing on that show.
Speaker 2: But here's here's twenty dollars, thank you.
Speaker 1: Okay, So let's start with the sad news out of
Speaker 1: New York.
Speaker 2: Wait.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I'm not I've never
Speaker 1: been on any of these tourist helicopter rides around town.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would ride one in New York
Speaker 1: because of the buildings and the and you know, on
Speaker 1: the wind and all that. But last night, I don't
Speaker 1: think any of those things had anything to do with it.
Speaker 1: The back half of a helicopter flew off and did
Speaker 1: you see the video as it crashed into the water.
Speaker 2: It was kind of crazy.
Speaker 3: I just the first thing I saw that was this morning,
Speaker 3: I was doing the show prep and I saw the story.
Speaker 2: I read this story. Just the story was.
Speaker 3: Terrifying, talking about pieces of it coming off and then
Speaker 3: going into the Hutson. I can't imagine the fear. That's
Speaker 3: not the way I want to go.
Speaker 1: The victims include Augustin Escobar, an executive with Siemens in Spain.
Speaker 1: They're one of the largest companies in the world, along
Speaker 1: with his wife and three children, aged four, five, and eleven.
Speaker 1: All passed away, including the helicopter pilot. They departed downtown
Speaker 1: Manhattan the heliport It's on all the movie, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: heliport there around three pm. Witnesses reported seeing loud noise
Speaker 1: or hearing loud noises, seeing parts of the helicopter detached,
Speaker 1: and if you watch it, the back habit just flies
Speaker 1: off and the blade spins off into the distance. And
Speaker 1: then here's I'm not a you know, a crash reconstruction.
Speaker 1: But they hit the water so fast, I'm going to
Speaker 1: think that they didn't feel a thing.
Speaker 3: Well maybe, but think about the moments beforehand, because you
Speaker 3: know what's coming.
Speaker 2: Just what a terrifying way to go out.
Speaker 1: I know that you at one time were planning on
Speaker 1: starting a helicopter tour of Shively. I was gonna do
Speaker 1: that and that fell through in the last second, along
Speaker 1: with your funeral photographer.
Speaker 3: And I was gonna make all the stops, the car
Speaker 3: lots and the by here pay here like lone places.
Speaker 1: Gus, if you've ever been on one of those tourist
Speaker 1: helicopter thingies.
Speaker 5: I have not. And I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 4: Every time I hear about a helicopter crash, it involves.
Speaker 5: One of these tours things.
Speaker 4: And I was somewhere, I don't know, maybe Gatlinburg, perhaps,
Speaker 4: I think they do that down there, and I looked
Speaker 4: up and I was just watching it on the highway
Speaker 4: and I go, you know, I'd really enjoy doing that,
Speaker 4: and I'm going, nah, I don't think.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 4: There's something every time I hear about him, that's it's
Speaker 4: one of those crashing.
Speaker 3: I've got some friends that, uh well, one of my friends,
Speaker 3: closest friend has a helicopter tour that he does over
Speaker 3: in Hawaii. His name's TC and I love he and
Speaker 3: my buddy Tom Rick and Higgins. You know, they've been
Speaker 3: up there several times.
Speaker 2: With no worries. Uh well, oh okay, he's a flashy guy. Okay.
Speaker 1: Uh so that that's sad. That news will keep coming in.
Speaker 1: And again there was a two planes clipped their wings
Speaker 1: again at Washington Reagan and I'm like, this is this
Speaker 1: is crazy.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: And I don't know what's happening since uh in the
Speaker 1: last what would you say, two or three months? Because
Speaker 1: I can't remember hearing these stories at all, and now
Speaker 1: it's every week.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like a final destination.
Speaker 1: It really is, you know, it really is. Let's get
Speaker 1: you a good story now as we start on a
Speaker 1: Friday here at the Grill Masters in Middletown, free food,
Speaker 1: starting around ten forty five ish. Yes, I've got a
Speaker 1: friend of mine, Kevin Trimble, that's coming in. He's retired
Speaker 1: lieutenant colonel in the Marines. He was a military planner,
Speaker 1: two time Bronze start with Valor winner and he's a
Speaker 1: networking guy.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: So what he does is teach companies how to network
Speaker 1: and how to do that. Right, See, he would put
Speaker 1: us in his inner circle.
Speaker 2: I doubt he would do that. He would probably be
Speaker 2: sure we're more outer circle, that's true.
Speaker 1: But Pat Kelcey three point three million dollars and worth
Speaker 1: every time per year. That's yes, you know, that's the
Speaker 1: UFO basketball coach.
Speaker 2: Oh, you had a little far away look in your face.
Speaker 1: This far away look at my face, and let's just
Speaker 1: be honest. Three point three million dollars on a guy
Speaker 1: that's four foot eleven.
Speaker 2: That's gonna he's not. Pat Kelsey is a tink.
Speaker 1: How many of those glass as he could pile?
Speaker 3: Are those the Google glasses or medical glasses or whatever?
Speaker 2: Hope?
Speaker 1: Oh no, Gus, that was the story last night. Three
Speaker 1: point three million million dollar rays ain't bad after your
Speaker 1: first year.
Speaker 5: That's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Got incentives for I believe Switt sixteen lead eight, Final four.
Speaker 4: He was the fifty eighth highest paid coach. He was
Speaker 4: like ninth in the ACC before this. Yeah, so hopefully that.
Speaker 4: I didn't see where that gets him up to after this,
Speaker 4: but hey, well deserved, well deserved.
Speaker 5: Yea things around on a Harvey.
Speaker 2: No, I mean the numbers.
Speaker 1: I was reading Bostage article on DRB of the numbers
Speaker 1: of attendance from year to year and they grew, I
Speaker 1: think bigger than any other school in the in the country.
Speaker 1: And I guarantee you the businesses around the Young Center,
Speaker 1: and not even around Young Center when people are going
Speaker 1: out to watch to watch games at the bars and restaurants.
Speaker 1: Everyone benefited. When Louisville was on an eighteen nineteen game
Speaker 1: win streak, didn't end the way they wanted to, but boy,
Speaker 1: he hit the ground running. He's got three of the
Speaker 1: top fifteen transfers in the country signed to play with
Speaker 1: Louisville next year, and I think it's the right move,
Speaker 1: if not more a million dollars more. These coaches that
Speaker 1: bring in that kind of money, they're worth it. I
Speaker 1: used to not think that when I did a sports show.
Speaker 1: It was like this too much money. But now they're
Speaker 1: worth it. They're worth every day.
Speaker 3: What the three point whatever million brings in in Louisville, Kentucky.
Speaker 2: Oh, I you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Like it's one thing to make it here, you know,
Speaker 3: and Los Angeles wouldn't be nothing.
Speaker 1: Well, it's close to what Gus makes, says the program director.
Speaker 3: At w It's a little south, it's a little south number.
Speaker 4: But not nearly as much as that nine to twelve
Speaker 4: show here on the station.
Speaker 1: Uh No, that's the amount of money we bring in.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, that's what it is.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: So, Boss, do you have you I'm setting you up
Speaker 1: for you to be mad at me. So we're going
Speaker 1: to make the announcement for a replacement, or we're gonna
Speaker 1: wait until Tony gets out of here in late May.
Speaker 4: Let's we're I think we'll wait a little while. Let's
Speaker 4: have have a little good send off here for mister
Speaker 4: Cruise over the next month and a half. And let's
Speaker 4: get through Derby. Certainly we've got that coming up. It's
Speaker 4: the Tony Cruz Derby. So you know they're having a
Speaker 4: horse race in his honor this time around.
Speaker 2: So hey, uh what what?
Speaker 1: Wha what? What are they really having? No, No, they're not
Speaker 1: gonna have a race named after him.
Speaker 5: Well, we can work on that.
Speaker 4: That's not thought about that you said it, dam that
Speaker 4: was out of Churchill downs.
Speaker 5: Let's listening to.
Speaker 4: Us, Daron Rodgers, Kevin Curse, if you'd like to, uh,
Speaker 4: you know, make that happen. We're more than happy to
Speaker 4: have that happen. The Tony Cruz distaff or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know, that's exactly right.
Speaker 3: So so, uh, boss, while you're making your decisions on mornings,
Speaker 3: I want you to keep in mind just a little
Speaker 3: inside baseball here. I barely made it to work this
Speaker 3: morning at.
Speaker 2: Nine, so I doubt five o'clock.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, well, that's that's about I don't
Speaker 5: think it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think that five o'clock's gonna work for us.
Speaker 4: Well, i'll talk to you after the show today.
Speaker 1: You're doing such a great job nine to noon.
Speaker 2: Why don't we just go for you after noon?
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, it's the heart way or no, no, no
Speaker 4: am to noon.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Pat Kelsey gets his money. That's a good
Speaker 1: sign to keep him. I know that, Josh hur and
Speaker 1: it started before him with Vince to say, we're not
Speaker 1: going to to just give coaches these giant contracts anymore
Speaker 1: that we have to buy out.
Speaker 2: So it's gonna be common sense.
Speaker 1: And that's what they've done, and it's made sense. And
Speaker 1: congratulations to him and his family and Louisville fans are ecstatic.
Speaker 1: I think that's the big key there. All right, Real
Speaker 1: Masters Supplies, this is your place.
Speaker 3: This is my home away from home. I'm seriously up
Speaker 3: here a couple of times a week. If you look
Speaker 3: at that.
Speaker 2: Smoker and that smoker. I know own both of them.
Speaker 3: But come on by and say hi, because we're gonna
Speaker 3: have a free lunch Friday and that includes ribbi steak
Speaker 3: sandwiches along with a broadwurst, more or drinks, the whole bit.
Speaker 2: Come on buying. The hog fathers are doing the cooking.
Speaker 2: Scott and Larrer here best of the best.
Speaker 1: No, you're right, Scott does not look like the cholesterol
Speaker 1: of three hundred.
Speaker 2: He looks like he can. That's Larry.
Speaker 1: Oh that's Larry, Yeah right, Scott's Scott.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Larous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Larry looks like a bodybuilder. Right, Well, he doesn't
Speaker 1: look like a barbecue guy.
Speaker 2: He has a bodybuilt.
Speaker 1: But is his barbecue better than the guy that's in shape?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's his is better, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Yet?
Speaker 1: It makes sense what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: It makes sense what you're talking about. Throwing. It's twenty
Speaker 2: twenty two. You can't talk like that.
Speaker 1: Where point at your grill? Which one is your?
Speaker 2: Okay, see the one on the left, that's mine, there's.
Speaker 1: Five hundred on the very back, Like, all right, that's.
Speaker 2: Yours, that's mine. But see the one to the right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it says idiot proof.
Speaker 2: Okay, see the one on the right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's mine too. That actual smoker is mine.
Speaker 3: It just hasn't been delivered yet.
Speaker 1: Oh you seriously, it's a bad ass in my gosh.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's do a joke of the day.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna need it. I'm gonna need a immunity music.
Speaker 1: Are you not gonna do the joke I sent you? No, oh,
Speaker 1: because Gus is producing.
Speaker 2: Iret no idea what you're talking about? I got it.
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Speaker 2: Oh good at General Electric. Hey, thank you, James.
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Speaker 1: Oh, what do you call it? Dead magician?
Speaker 2: An abricadaver? Oh boy, it's not my joke.
Speaker 3: James Adkinson, James, thank you, James Adkinson.
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Speaker 1: All right, folks, we are here at Grill Masters.
Speaker 2: Come on by.
Speaker 1: It's in Middletown, down the just down the way, in
Speaker 1: the same strip, mall as.
Speaker 2: Roosters and mister g and.
Speaker 1: It's about it's just a couple of blocks from Dwight's.
Speaker 1: We're all gonna take this party to Dwight's house right
Speaker 1: after the broadcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then you'll be met with a business end of
Speaker 3: the Mosburg shotgun when you come to my door.
Speaker 2: Today is not today to play gus.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever been over to you've
Speaker 1: been over to Dwight's house.
Speaker 5: I don't think yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 4: I have no.
Speaker 3: No, there's there's lots of warnings that you could get
Speaker 3: shot at my house, in the yard fence, the whole bit.
Speaker 1: He has piles of guns.
Speaker 4: What would be the most ominous sign that I would
Speaker 4: see when I drive up to your drive?
Speaker 2: Nothing in this worth your life?
Speaker 3: You're like, okay, and it's got the silhouette.
Speaker 1: And by the way, he doesn't trim the bushes he
Speaker 1: doesn't cut the grass. He lets the show. He let
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Speaker 2: It looks like the monster.
Speaker 1: It looks like the FBI comes up and goes that
Speaker 1: how screams go away?
Speaker 3: Oh no, this is listen man, it's Norman Bates. If
Speaker 3: it is, it's I if Norman Bates met the Beverly Hillbillies.
Speaker 3: Because we got, you know, like a toilet out in
Speaker 3: the front yard, the whole bit.
Speaker 5: That's nice.
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Speaker 1: forty w h as. We got a full show today,
Speaker 1: so please come on buy and say hi, we got
Speaker 1: Gus producing today because our producer congratulations. Him and his
Speaker 1: wife are having a baby as we speak, so a
Speaker 1: little girl, so we want to say congratulations. It's their
Speaker 1: first child.
Speaker 2: So I thought she was being seduced to it.
Speaker 3: No induced, Okay, So I thought it was at the
Speaker 3: beginning of the process.
Speaker 2: I thought they were her right.
Speaker 1: Now, beginning induced. Maybe that's why it's induced. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you get and then induced.
Speaker 2: It's full circle.
Speaker 1: Congratulations John Alden and his lovely wife that I have
Speaker 1: no word he texted everybody last night.
Speaker 3: So and in case you're wondering, it doesn't hurt when
Speaker 3: they induce her. You know why why because they numb it?
Speaker 1: Uh gus, would you go back and do the infant
Speaker 1: think first one today?
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got two great kids?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought that was that? What you know,
Speaker 5: were you prepared for that? I will get out. We
Speaker 5: should get into that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: When when Susan and I had Lemmy, we didn't know
Speaker 3: what to think. He's wound up being a treasure in
Speaker 3: our heart.
Speaker 2: No, you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't know how selfishall be human and you are
Speaker 1: until you have kids. Well basically you're dwight.
Speaker 2: So great analogy.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're welcome. All right, grill Master's Supply, come on
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Speaker 3: What kind of hippie crap is this? Oh bugie nights,
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Speaker 3: the same time.
Speaker 2: Look good? Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but you got to trade in the white
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Speaker 2: Those I don't care.
Speaker 1: They just got a pink pom palm on the on.
Speaker 2: The I don't care. They look pretty all right.
Speaker 1: Lead stories Today, Pat Kelsey gets his contract one million
Speaker 1: dollars more. There's a crash in one of those tourists
Speaker 1: uh New York tourist helicopters. It's tragic and entire family
Speaker 1: from Spain lost their lives. And there's another plane clipped
Speaker 1: another plane's wing at Reagan last night. That is for
Speaker 1: some reason continuing, all right, So when you get up
Speaker 1: in the morning, you know they say, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: you know what fight or flight means.
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely I did.
Speaker 3: You're either gonna hear your situation, you're gonna run from
Speaker 3: it or fight.
Speaker 1: But in the morning, I think they're translating this story
Speaker 1: to you know you because both of us were entertainers.
Speaker 1: So what happens is sometimes we're in a corner in
Speaker 1: a feudal position. Yes, I can't do this today, right.
Speaker 2: Oh that was this morning? Oh yes, thank you both.
Speaker 1: So that is the flight. The fight is you get
Speaker 1: up your jam into metallica or whatever, Saxton you throw
Speaker 1: the fourteen Duffel bags that you have to go to
Speaker 1: your three hour show and you're running out of the
Speaker 1: house motivated. That's the fight part that never happens, by
Speaker 1: the way, and doesn't so you fake it when you
Speaker 1: come into the door. Oh yeah, okay, oh gus, are
Speaker 1: you just are you an emotionless cyborg? Or do you
Speaker 1: get to fight or flight mode in the morning.
Speaker 4: Sometimes depends on what happens. If you wake me up
Speaker 4: and I'm not ready to wake up. I am a
Speaker 4: mean armit right, If I'm just kind of rolling out
Speaker 4: of bed, it's like, okay, I'm good. Or as it
Speaker 4: typically happens around here, I get a phone caller a text,
Speaker 4: Hey I need this is how long let me get
Speaker 4: to the couter.
Speaker 2: I feel like he directly that comment towards me.
Speaker 1: No, no, there's there's other people in his life than
Speaker 1: you dright, Well, then I need to text him Moore.
Speaker 1: Here's some tips to where yes. And exhaustion, by the way,
Speaker 1: is a big thing for this, Like who said that
Speaker 1: exhaustion makes uh makes coward cowards of us all? So
Speaker 1: here's a couple of tips, And basically this boils down
Speaker 1: to just have something to do to get out of
Speaker 1: these fight or flight modes.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait before we get into this. Ye, this just
Speaker 2: registered with me, and I gotta bring this up on
Speaker 2: the air.
Speaker 3: I look horrible this morning because I feel horrible because
Speaker 3: I partied.
Speaker 2: Too much last night.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I walked in and you said, man, you look
Speaker 3: blankety blank.
Speaker 2: That's well thanks.
Speaker 3: And you said, uh, hey, do you want some preparation
Speaker 3: H for those eyes?
Speaker 1: You have bags? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What the hell are you doing walking around with that? Before?
Speaker 2: What do you have? Preppara? You take preparation H? You have?
Speaker 1: I have a medicine cabinet in my bag.
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Eight hundred milligram ibuprofis.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at it right now.
Speaker 1: Adderall I got, I got preperation let me you gotta
Speaker 1: have my lemon wipes?
Speaker 2: You got any diazepa my left? No, I don't. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's work. Let's work on that.
Speaker 1: So no it Guss probably knows this too. Originally, preparation
Speaker 1: H was made as a face cream. And so when
Speaker 1: you it's true.
Speaker 3: And then somebody goes, hey, what if I put this
Speaker 3: on my butt?
Speaker 1: You're telling me that somebody is going we got benetti?
Speaker 4: Uh, So I was gonna say this could go really
Speaker 4: off the rails here, and I'm like, you know, just
Speaker 4: there's some thoughts in my hand.
Speaker 5: I'm sure that you'll already thinking, just don't go there.
Speaker 1: If it takes the swelling away from that, and it
Speaker 1: takes the swelling away from the bags under your eyes,
Speaker 1: well they're both eyes.
Speaker 4: Do you really carry preparation H in your bag?
Speaker 2: I do? I have? I have a medicine, Kevin. Well,
Speaker 2: let's see you want to have a bar.
Speaker 5: Let me tell you a little bit about myself. Looking
Speaker 5: in my bag here, he's got a.
Speaker 2: Pharmacy in this thing.
Speaker 3: Wow, man, I haven't seen right guard since the seventies.
Speaker 1: So yes, so preparation H. You put that on the
Speaker 1: bags under your eyes and it reduces the swelling, because
Speaker 1: that's actually the point of it.
Speaker 2: Well, I'd rather just have the bags I wear my.
Speaker 1: You don't take it off your butt and put it
Speaker 1: on your eyes. Dude, you take it out of here.
Speaker 2: You bent over and you said do you want some
Speaker 2: preparation H? And it made me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Well that was for you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, get back to your story.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just wanted to know. But I guarantee
Speaker 1: someone sent a direct message or something or call the station.
Speaker 1: Preparation h originally was a face cream.
Speaker 3: Have you ever put butt cream on your face?
Speaker 1: Get up with your alarm?
Speaker 2: No, I got to during the.
Speaker 1: Get up with your alarm. I don't rarely set my
Speaker 1: alarm because I always wake up before the alarm goes off.
Speaker 3: I mean, and I wake up before my arm, and
Speaker 3: I don't really.
Speaker 2: Take on the day.
Speaker 1: I guaranteed instead have an alarm. You don't have an alarm,
Speaker 1: you get up.
Speaker 5: I have an alarm.
Speaker 4: Although I, oh, okay, I have started to have this
Speaker 4: issue now that I'm a little older.
Speaker 5: I was told this, what happened? You wake up automatically?
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I'll never have that problem because
Speaker 4: as you, Oh, no, I don't sleep half the time.
Speaker 5: Right, it started to happen.
Speaker 4: I can't even if I go to bed at four
Speaker 4: in the morning, I'm still gonna wake up like at
Speaker 4: six thirty seven automatically.
Speaker 3: See that's how that's That's another reason why I hated
Speaker 3: doing mornings, because we have to get up at four o'clock.
Speaker 2: In the morning.
Speaker 3: And then on Saturday or a Sunday, it doesn't matter
Speaker 3: what time I went to bed around six or so,
Speaker 3: because I get up at four. I would wake up
Speaker 3: and I'd just be up for the day.
Speaker 1: And by the way, Wayne Perky, how many people in
Speaker 1: mornings were Tony Cruz.
Speaker 2: So Tony did it for twenty the.
Speaker 1: Coler So Coler did it for about eight or nine,
Speaker 1: maybe even more than five.
Speaker 5: I think five.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, think that's right. Five seemed like Harker. No,
Speaker 1: he was a good he was a very good broadcaster.
Speaker 1: He came from television and everybody and everybody pops everybody
Speaker 1: and so and before that, of course was Wayne Perky
Speaker 1: did it for twenty five years. And I asked, you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's the same question everybody asked him and stuff.
Speaker 1: But I asked him, man, when we were working together,
Speaker 1: I said, do you ever And before I even finish it,
Speaker 1: he goes, Nope, nope, you never get used. Twenty five
Speaker 1: years and I still hate to get up and come
Speaker 1: in here in the morning. I love my job, but
Speaker 1: the three three o'clock call, it's just you never get
Speaker 1: used to it. You because your body isn't it's not natural.
Speaker 1: It's it's unnatural. It is unnatural. And you you get
Speaker 1: health problems. No, absolutely, you can get health problems. Which
Speaker 1: may answer some questions about Tony Cruz, but but you
Speaker 1: never get used to it. So no, the morning. Here's
Speaker 1: who I feel for. The TV people do it. They
Speaker 1: get up at.
Speaker 5: One through the year, they make up.
Speaker 2: I don't know how they do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they gotta make up, and some of them write
Speaker 1: their own copies, so I don't I don't know how
Speaker 1: early they get it.
Speaker 2: Do we just come in on T shirt, messed up hair? Well,
Speaker 2: we're really talented. Yes, that's true.
Speaker 1: Uh, doing the dishes. See, we're trying to subliminately, we're
Speaker 1: trying trying doing the dishes. I don't understand. The dishes
Speaker 1: take five minutes. If you have a dishwasher. It's not
Speaker 1: nineteen fifty seven where somebody's who's gonna be the dryer,
Speaker 1: who's gonna dry, and who's gonna wash. It's you have
Speaker 1: a dishwasher. It takes five minutes.
Speaker 2: We wash our dishes before we put them in the
Speaker 2: dish too.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Okay, I have this argument that that you don't have
Speaker 4: to do that. My wife's like, hey, you gotta do
Speaker 4: that because it's got to be in there for days.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, let's see you don't have to
Speaker 1: Are you a psychopath?
Speaker 5: They tell you do not have to do? You're wasting
Speaker 5: water doing it?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no. I I think it's discussed
Speaker 1: if you got ketch.
Speaker 3: Up, hang on, hang one second, no to self, don't
Speaker 3: use any dishes or so of where it guts is?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: So you don't wash them off? Doesn't your Does your
Speaker 1: dishwasher now clogg more often?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Did you would say? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know why you don't wash them off because
Speaker 4: you don't do the dishes is what it is.
Speaker 3: Dealers like a little trap in your dishwashers clean like
Speaker 3: every month or so?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Yes, well again, why are you conserving water? You don't
Speaker 1: live in India? Right, we have a river.
Speaker 2: All the water we need? We got too much water
Speaker 2: right now? Much one?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Damn it? Start running your dishwasher?
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't think okay, sure, yea.
Speaker 2: All the water? No.
Speaker 1: We we made fun of Jeff the news guy that
Speaker 1: left the soccer guy. Yeah, Jeff Abernethy. Yeah, uh he said,
Speaker 1: forget I tent right, He goes, Hey, well we'll keep
Speaker 1: in touch.
Speaker 2: I went, we want no we won't.
Speaker 1: He goes, I turned the water off when I brushed
Speaker 1: my teeth.
Speaker 2: I know what for?
Speaker 1: He goes, Chicken serve water and I go, dude, you
Speaker 1: don't live in the Congo, bro.
Speaker 2: I mean you. You live in Louis.
Speaker 1: We have a river. We get as much water as
Speaker 1: we want. It's not there's no conserving water.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I gotta turn the sink on just to make
Speaker 3: a WII. That's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the new dishwashers really not even new the
Speaker 1: last ten years. They make them so efficient. It's very
Speaker 1: little water. They used to actually do the dishes. But
Speaker 1: we all do what We wait till the thing is
Speaker 1: full before we start it. We would never start it
Speaker 1: half full.
Speaker 2: No, no, we don't know that.
Speaker 1: Opening your mail. I don't understand how this is on
Speaker 1: this fight or flight mode. Opening your mail. I don't
Speaker 1: want to open my mail.
Speaker 2: I hate it. I mean, I've still got stacks are
Speaker 2: MutS and months old.
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Her mail? I'm not? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: No, no, no way, responding to an email? Do that
Speaker 1: to make yourself feel better?
Speaker 2: I do that pretty. I mean soon as some wady
Speaker 2: I try to turn around that. Yeah, you're rare. I
Speaker 2: am rare.
Speaker 1: You are rare, you be rare quickly. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't look at my email, so it's all.
Speaker 2: You don't don't trust me.
Speaker 3: I know, I know that if you heard from your
Speaker 3: partner because he hadn't responded to X y Z.
Speaker 1: My favorite is the vice president coming down and going,
Speaker 1: I've been calling you for twenty minutes, and well, mister
Speaker 1: vice president picked that phone up, and he picked my
Speaker 1: phone on my desk and the board wires not even
Speaker 1: connected connected. Let's said, boss, I unplugged that thing ten
Speaker 1: years ago at least. Yeah. Take a shower to fight
Speaker 1: or fly. Fight off the fight or flight. Take a
Speaker 1: shower and get ready to go.
Speaker 5: I have to have a shower in the morning. That
Speaker 5: gets me going. I feel better after that.
Speaker 2: I can't do anything.
Speaker 1: I do too and I and I will admit I
Speaker 1: probably take longer in the shower in my routine than
Speaker 1: a man should.
Speaker 2: Oh didn't. Well, you will be careful not to get
Speaker 2: soaked there because the.
Speaker 1: Whole undercarriage is shaved. Shave it and scrub it.
Speaker 5: Oh you take what is what's the stated show?
Speaker 1: Jackie makes fun of me. She's like, you're a girl
Speaker 1: because she's about halftime, I will do twenty five minutes
Speaker 1: of shower five minutes. Okay, listen, it's not all the shower. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's the shower part. But then I get out and
Speaker 1: I've got the routine. I have a routine at the sink.
Speaker 3: I'm usually four to five Rolling Stone songs in the show.
Speaker 1: That's twenty twenty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, thank you. I would say fifteen at least.
Speaker 1: What do you want to what are you in the marines? Gus?
Speaker 1: You don't have to shower in fifty seconds.
Speaker 4: But saying, but are you in the shower for twenty
Speaker 4: five minutes?
Speaker 1: No, no, but no, I do scrub up and shave.
Speaker 1: I shave every day.
Speaker 2: I shave.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, not my faate, not my face.
Speaker 2: I shave the chest.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's undercarriage.
Speaker 5: My goodness, lord.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, you gotta get it all. The under
Speaker 1: carriage is I'm uncomfortable. The undercarriage is slickery.
Speaker 2: Okay, you don't have to get any more detailed.
Speaker 1: Here's the one that we are going to have a
Speaker 1: real problem with actively listening during a conversation.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm bad at that.
Speaker 2: I can't help you with that.
Speaker 3: How many times you've heard this. You hear me, but
Speaker 3: you're not listening to me. My name is Susan. I
Speaker 3: know you hear me, but you're not listening.
Speaker 2: That's so cute. That'll be that quiet.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm hungover my delivery on. Everything is going to
Speaker 3: be monotone this morning.
Speaker 2: Do you need?
Speaker 1: What do you need? Tell me what you need?
Speaker 2: Take the.
Speaker 1: Sitting right there for you, Mandison cabinets here, you want
Speaker 1: an adderall?
Speaker 3: I go over to CBS and say, hey, mister Whitten
Speaker 3: needs a diaz a pan.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, and here's two dollars. Get yourself an egg
Speaker 2: cream while you're over there, kid.
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