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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your

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<v Speaker 1>daily comedy news. Dusty Slay specials out on Netflix this week?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you watch it yet? I haven't seen it yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I think my plan is going to be Friday night

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<v Speaker 1>just to get in a comedy head and watch Dusty

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<v Speaker 1>and Maren's Out on HBO tomorrow. I want to watch

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie pepatoone after seeing a friend of the show, Jason

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<v Speaker 1>Zenmann from The New York Times saying how good that

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<v Speaker 1>one was? Verr does I have to catch up on?

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<v Speaker 1>So Friday night might just be comedy night at my house.

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<v Speaker 1>But Dusty Slay spoke about his origin story. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>around two thousand and three, I moved it with a

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<v Speaker 1>friend and we had some problems. So I moved out

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<v Speaker 1>and got my own place, and I didn't have any friends.

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<v Speaker 1>So I took an improv class, and that's how I

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<v Speaker 1>got in the stand up. I took improv and I

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<v Speaker 1>did improv for a long time. He didn't think about

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<v Speaker 1>doing stand up professionally until twenty eleven. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>stand up comedy competition. I thought maybe I could do

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<v Speaker 1>something with this, So I started to take things a

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<v Speaker 1>little more serious than in early twenty twelve. I quit drinking,

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<v Speaker 1>and things became very clear to me, and I got

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<v Speaker 1>very good at comedy. Well, I got good at comedy

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<v Speaker 1>much faster. I wouldn't say I got very good right away,

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<v Speaker 1>but I got much faster. Quitting drinking changed my whole

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<v Speaker 1>life in a positive way. I never think of myself

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<v Speaker 1>as an alcoholic, but I was most certainly a binge

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<v Speaker 1>drinker that once I started drinking, it usually ended in

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of disaster. Not a tragedy, but I would

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<v Speaker 1>black out and lose my friends and things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So much of my jokes were all about drinking. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>label myself an alcoholic, and I thought it was funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was funny to drink too much and

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<v Speaker 1>make bad decisions. But I was really living that lifestyle.

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<v Speaker 1>So while I was making jokes about it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was also falling apart a lot of ways while still

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<v Speaker 1>having fun, it just changed my life. And once I

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<v Speaker 1>quit drinking, I no longer could make drinking jokes. NFL

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<v Speaker 1>quarterback Matthew Stafford's wife, Kelly Stafford, went on Instagram on

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<v Speaker 1>Monday and defended Shane Gillis. Kelly Stafford shared a few

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<v Speaker 1>clips from her Night at the SP's hosted by Shane Gillis.

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<v Speaker 1>She captured it every few years. We decided to dress up.

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<v Speaker 1>Glad we did because Shane Gillis made me almost pee

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<v Speaker 1>myself multiple times. Turns out laughing is fun. More people

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<v Speaker 1>should try it. Signed fat ugly dog wife. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you've seen any pictures of Missus Stafford. I

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<v Speaker 1>would not use the words fat, ugly or dogwife to

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<v Speaker 1>describe her. I think she's being a little hard on herself.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be talking about Pete Davidson a lot because

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<v Speaker 1>he's promoting not one, but two movies. He's in the

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<v Speaker 1>Pickup with Eddie Murphy and he's in the Home, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a horror film. Apparently, Pete Davidson was on Hot Ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Host Shawn Evans asked Pete which of his tattoos were

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<v Speaker 1>the most painful to take on and off. Pete had

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred tattoos and said before even removing them, he

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<v Speaker 1>had already covered up one of his most embarrassing with

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<v Speaker 1>an image from Jaws. That embarrassing tattoo. Listen to this,

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<v Speaker 1>Pete said, I've never admitted this because it's so humiliating.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was like twenty at a comedy club. It

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<v Speaker 1>might have been the Knitting Factory when Hannibal Burris used

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<v Speaker 1>to run it, and I did like a set. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like nineteen or twenty and Dave Chappelle was in

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<v Speaker 1>the corner and this was before he was back, so

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<v Speaker 1>seeing him was crazy, you know, like what the f

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<v Speaker 1>I got off the stage and it was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>watched your whole set. It was really good, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you know, how do you keep coming up

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<v Speaker 1>with new stuff? I'm working on new It's like difficult,

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<v Speaker 1>and he goes jokes come and go, but swaggers forever.

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<v Speaker 1>Bete said, guess who got that tattooed on his chest?

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<v Speaker 1>At the ninety second Street Why in New York City?

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting lineup tonight they are screening Mark Marin's new HBO

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<v Speaker 1>special which is out tomorrow. And then there's a conversation

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<v Speaker 1>between Mark Marin and Jim gaff Again that is a

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<v Speaker 1>that's a killer show. Seven o'clock at the ninety second Street.

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<v Speaker 1>Why there was a delay in Nate Brigatsey's show Over

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend, twelve thousand people waited almost an hour to

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<v Speaker 1>see Nate as over two and a half inches of

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<v Speaker 1>rain fell in Saint Paul. What did they do to

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<v Speaker 1>kill time? They started doing the Wave and the skull clap.

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<v Speaker 1>The power briefly went out at the Excel Energy Center.

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<v Speaker 1>The generators kicked in the house lights came on in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of a set by Aaron Weber, who is

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<v Speaker 1>the fifth and final opener. That's a lot of openers, Nate,

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<v Speaker 1>what are we doing? The crowd then did the Wave

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<v Speaker 1>and the Skull for fifty minutes. Eddie Murphy announced he's

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<v Speaker 1>going to take on the role of Inspector Clusseau in

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<v Speaker 1>a new Ping Panther movie. Now I would think I

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<v Speaker 1>would hate that, but then I thought about and I go,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, that's not bad because it's right in

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie Murphy's skill set. I hated the idea of Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Martin playing Inspector Clusau, but I think Eddie is right

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<v Speaker 1>for it. He shared this news with Al Roker, who

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<v Speaker 1>reacted surprised. Roker was curious if the character would remain French.

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie said, well, he has to be French, but he

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<v Speaker 1>also could be Haitian. I'll tell you what, he's black.

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<v Speaker 1>He's black for sure. I think it'd be good at

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<v Speaker 1>doing a half assed French voice, doing the physical comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Eddie would be great in that role. Peter

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<v Speaker 1>Sellers originated the role of Inspector James Clusseau. Is that right?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was Jacques Cluseau. Yeah, it's Jacques Lussau.

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<v Speaker 1>Where you getting James from Deadline? I love those films,

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<v Speaker 1>The Pink Panther from sixty three, as Shot in the

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<v Speaker 1>Dark from sixty four. Then there's the weird movie from

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen sixty eight entitled Inspector Clouseau. The role is played

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<v Speaker 1>by Alan Arkin. Peter Seller's declined to return, but he

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<v Speaker 1>did return in nineteen seventy five for the Return of

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<v Speaker 1>the Ping Panther, which is probably the best one. The

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<v Speaker 1>Pink Panther strikes again in nineteen seventy six. This is

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<v Speaker 1>when they're really rolling here. Then they made another movie,

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<v Speaker 1>Revenge of the Ping Panther. In nineteen seventy eight, they

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<v Speaker 1>were working on a movie that would have been titled

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<v Speaker 1>Romance of the Ping Panther, but Peter Sellers passed away.

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<v Speaker 1>So did they stop making Pink Panther movies? Of course not.

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<v Speaker 1>In nineteen eighty two, remember the Trail of the Ping Panther.

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<v Speaker 1>That one used outtakes from Peter Sellers as Clouseaux in

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<v Speaker 1>a new story that investigates the disappearance of Inspector Clouseau. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>if you've never seen this, the first half kind of

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<v Speaker 1>sort of feels like a Ping Panther movie, And if

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't tell you it was outakes, you would just

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<v Speaker 1>probably accept it. Once you know it's outtakes, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>unsee it. As Cluseau's age kind of bounces up and

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<v Speaker 1>down a little bit. But if he didn't know, you

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<v Speaker 1>might get away with it. But then halfway through the movie,

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<v Speaker 1>Clusau disappears, and then the rest of the movie is

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<v Speaker 1>trying to find him. We stop making Ping Panther movies, No,

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<v Speaker 1>let's make another one. Just a year later in nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>eighty three Curse of the Ping Panther, which reveals that,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, Inspector Clusau underwent plastic surgery to change his appearance.

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<v Speaker 1>The character makes a brief cameo spoilers he had forty years.

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<v Speaker 1>Roger Moore plays Inspector Clusoe, billed as turk Thrust the second.

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<v Speaker 1>This movie's about an American trying to track down Inspector Clusoe.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they let it go for ten years, and they

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<v Speaker 1>made Son of the Ping Panther, in which it's revealed

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<v Speaker 1>that Cluseau had illegitimate children, and we follow Roberto Benini

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<v Speaker 1>as Jacques Clusau junior. That didn't work. Then, for some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>in two thousand and six, someone said, you know who

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<v Speaker 1>would be good, Steve Martin. And as Wikipedia points out,

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Martin's Clusou is considerably older than Peter Seller's. And

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<v Speaker 1>yet even that got a sequel two thousand and nine,

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<v Speaker 1>The Ping Panther two, and now Eddie Murphy will Starr

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<v Speaker 1>as Inspector Cluso. Eddie's in his sixties. I'm being a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a hypocrite and being a little hard on

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Martin, but I just don't think he's right for

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<v Speaker 1>that role, and I think I do a good job.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that the mainstream media is listening to me about

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Sandler comedies, maybe everyone will admit to one of

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<v Speaker 1>the great hoaxes of our time, which is, of course

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<v Speaker 1>Bob's Burgers. Longtime listeners to this program know what the

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<v Speaker 1>hoax is. If you are new, let me just ask

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<v Speaker 1>you two questions really quickly, and then I'll elaborate in

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, But the two questions I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>ponder are have you ever seen Bob's Burgers? And of

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<v Speaker 1>course the answer is no. Uh, but even more curiously

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<v Speaker 1>because like, I've never seen Dalton Abby, but it clearly exists.

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<v Speaker 1>The second question I would have for you is have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever met anyone, anyone at all, who has seen

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<v Speaker 1>Bob's Burgers? And the answer, strangely is no. Like I've

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<v Speaker 1>met people that have watched Love Island even though I've

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<v Speaker 1>never seen it, I've met people who have seen Dowt Nabby,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've never met a single person who has watched

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<v Speaker 1>Bob's Burgers. Well, Fox has announced Bob's Burgers will return

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<v Speaker 1>on Sunday, September twenty eighth, alongside the season thirty seven

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<v Speaker 1>premiere of The Simpsons. And then see here's the hoax. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>September twenty eighth, a Sunday night. You know what else

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<v Speaker 1>is on that night? Packers? Cowboys? You know what kind

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<v Speaker 1>of number a Cowboys game does? Yeah, so everyone's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>turn over. So Fox knows what they're doing. They do

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<v Speaker 1>air the Simpsons. The Simpsons clearly exists, but then the

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<v Speaker 1>lineup is supposedly Universal Basic Guys. Nobody has ever watched that,

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<v Speaker 1>and Kropopolis, nobody has ever watched that. And then after

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<v Speaker 1>two things that maybe even if those exist, clearly people

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<v Speaker 1>are going to tune out, And then season sixteen of

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<v Speaker 1>Bob's Burgers. Yeah right, I know Kevin Burkhart will be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>stay tuned tonight after the Chiefs game, and that's what

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<v Speaker 1>the four to thirty game is on Fox that day

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<v Speaker 1>after the Chiefs coming up, it's a season premiere of

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<v Speaker 1>The Simpsons. Then stick around for an all new Universal

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<v Speaker 1>Basic Guys, Kropopolis, and the sixty eight season premiere of

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<v Speaker 1>Bob's Burgers. There's no way anybody's still sticking around for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Around nine to twenty pm, we're all watching Packers Cowboys

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<v Speaker 1>come on Fox. Briany is in on the hoax. They

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<v Speaker 1>say Bob Burger's is hitting its three hundredth episode. Really

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<v Speaker 1>three hundred, there's three hundred episodes of these things. No

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<v Speaker 1>one has ever seen it, You've never met anyone's ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen it. For the landmark three hundredth episode, Bob's Burgers

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<v Speaker 1>will flash back to the very beginning of the Belcher's

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<v Speaker 1>Restaurant exec got a producer and master hoaxer Lauren Bouchard said,

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<v Speaker 1>a comicon in the present day, Bob is really sweating

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<v Speaker 1>whether or not to raise prices, and it's killing him.

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<v Speaker 1>It sends us on this kind of series of flashbacks

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<v Speaker 1>to what was going on when Bob and Linda started

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<v Speaker 1>the restaurant. We're also told there's going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>Halloween episode, uh huh, in which Teddy takes a job

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<v Speaker 1>in the store next door, and a Christmas episode that

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<v Speaker 1>takes place at a Christmas village. All right. Now, on

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<v Speaker 1>September twenty third, the hoax gets even more elaborate. They're

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<v Speaker 1>putting out a book, the Art of Bob's Burgers. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I've discussed on this program in the past. The artwork

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<v Speaker 1>clearly exists. There's clearly Bob's Burger's merch. There are clearly drawings.

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<v Speaker 1>I've obviously seen them. They're in all these articles. But

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<v Speaker 1>as for the show, have you ever seen it? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever met anyone? No? There will be a

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<v Speaker 1>book the Art of Bob's Burgers. September twenty third, Hoaks

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<v Speaker 1>master Bichard said, this is a very important book to us.

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<v Speaker 1>We love the artist work on the show. We love

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<v Speaker 1>the drawings that have gone on and the millions of

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<v Speaker 1>miles of pencil let on paper, and we wanted to celebrate.

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<v Speaker 1>There's also going to be more Bob's Burger's merch, which

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<v Speaker 1>is what I suspect the hoax is all about. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a fake show. We'll sell some merch, we'll put out

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<v Speaker 1>a book. We don't have to actually make the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it totally switching gears and let me get

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<v Speaker 1>the lilt out of my voices. This is a more

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<v Speaker 1>serious story. At the Edinburgh Fringe, some Jewish comedians shows

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<v Speaker 1>have been canceled quote over staff safety concerns. The Independent

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<v Speaker 1>reports to Jewish comedians have claimed their shows have been

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<v Speaker 1>canceled at the Fringe. Rachel Krieger was set to perform

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<v Speaker 1>her show Ultimate Jewish Mother, Philip Simon was due to

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<v Speaker 1>host jew O Rama. Both acts have claimed that they

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<v Speaker 1>were told their gigs would be canceled because bar staff

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<v Speaker 1>at the venue express fears of being quote unsafe. Organizers

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<v Speaker 1>of the Fringe so they were working to find alternative venues.

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<v Speaker 1>But politicians and comedians have raised concerns about the movie

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<v Speaker 1>at a time when anti Semitism is on the rise.

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<v Speaker 1>In the UK. Krieger told Times Radio this would have

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<v Speaker 1>been a thirty year in a row of that specific

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<v Speaker 1>show at that venue. When it comes to safety, they

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<v Speaker 1>said they felt the extra safety precautions that many Jewish

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<v Speaker 1>performers were subject to at the moment due to rising

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<v Speaker 1>anti Semitism made them feel ironically more unsafe. I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>talking a lot about the Fringe all through August. Two

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<v Speaker 1>stories about British comedian Karis Nilms. I'll start with the

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<v Speaker 1>better story from Voicemag and they did a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>previews of the Fringe. They asked Caris about her show.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, it's called Queer Takes for Autistic Folk, a

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<v Speaker 1>very silly, semi improvised, super interactive, choose your own storytelling adventure.

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<v Speaker 1>She was asked about the cost of performing and staying

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<v Speaker 1>at Fringe. That is a topic. There's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a trillion articles about that over the next month. Carris said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very lucky to stay with friends who live in

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<v Speaker 1>Edinburgh so they can carry on their lives during the Fringe.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nice to watch TV with them and catch up

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit and pretend like the Fringe isn't happening.

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<v Speaker 1>When I'm not performing. I'm a math teacher and my

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<v Speaker 1>student so'll be getting their A level results in the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm going to dash back to London to be

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<v Speaker 1>there for it and then come straight back up. We'll see.

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<v Speaker 1>As you're about to hear, that's a little tease. What

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<v Speaker 1>advice would you have for an artist considering going to

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<v Speaker 1>the fringe? Caarris said, watch a lot as much as

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<v Speaker 1>you can, watch people you've never heard of, not just

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<v Speaker 1>your friends, and watch it in a way that celebrates

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<v Speaker 1>the people you're watching. There's enough space for everyone to

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<v Speaker 1>get excited about each other's work. That is great advice.

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<v Speaker 1>But Caris is also in the news as she could

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<v Speaker 1>be facing up to three years in Turkish prison. That

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a joke from the Naked Gun reboot, but

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<v Speaker 1>it is not. Apparently Caris left a Zara store without

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<v Speaker 1>paying for her items. She went back as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>she realized her mistake. She was shopping in Istanbul on

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<v Speaker 1>July twenty second. She accidentally left the store without paying

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<v Speaker 1>for her purchases. She went back in offered to pay.

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<v Speaker 1>She was detained locked in a room for several hours,

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<v Speaker 1>arrested for shoplifting, transferred to a police station. As the

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<v Speaker 1>story goes, quote pressured to sign Turkish documents she didn't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>She was held for twenty four hours. A judge released

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<v Speaker 1>her but told her she couldn't leave Turkey. Currently, she's

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<v Speaker 1>trying to figure out how to afford a place to

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<v Speaker 1>stay and how to get back to the UK. On

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<v Speaker 1>social media, she wrote, I'm lucky I have good friends

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<v Speaker 1>in Turkey who are currently looking after me and trying

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<v Speaker 1>to translate the paperwork. I have no money, no earnings

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<v Speaker 1>coming in from home, and I'm running out of important medication.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll lose my home, which I share with my son,

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<v Speaker 1>and livelihood. I'm not looking for sympathy. I made a

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<v Speaker 1>mistake which I tried to immediately rectify. I'm embarrassed with

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<v Speaker 1>my friends, my family, and I've made my mom unwell.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll never forgive myself for what I've done. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>your comedy news for today. If you would like to

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