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<v Speaker 1>One oh one with Lynchintaco.

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<v Speaker 2>on a Monday, which you know, Bob's Monday theory thinks

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<v Speaker 2>that's the best day of the week to win because

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<v Speaker 2>people aren't fully paying attention m.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they're coming off the weekends. You know, everything's not

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<v Speaker 1>really at full pace, but you are because you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>win it.

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<v Speaker 2>And remember this tip.

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<v Speaker 1>If your phone rings the hour after you enter that keyword,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's a number you don't know, pick it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Right around nine oh five is when the first keyword

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<v Speaker 2>goes out. We have an update on the Christie Nome

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<v Speaker 2>stolen purse situation. Of course, we found out that on

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<v Speaker 2>Easter Sunday. The Department of Homeland Security Secretary Christie Nome

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<v Speaker 2>was out to dinner with her family on Easter Sunday,

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah and the nation's capital, when her purse was apparently

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<v Speaker 2>stolen during the dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>With her id badge and some other stuff, over two

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars in cash.

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<v Speaker 2>Her passport was in their credit cards. The whole deal.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, stuff that you would keep in a purse,

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<v Speaker 2>two thousand in cash. I know I wouldn't keep that

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<v Speaker 2>my purse if I had one. Two arrests made over

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend. All right, here's the kicker. They were illegal.

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<v Speaker 2>They're both in the country illegally. That said, bitch, they're done.

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<v Speaker 1>They're done, I said, bitch, who keeps kicking My family's

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<v Speaker 1>out of town?

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<v Speaker 2>Now. Ironically, they don't believe that the guy who actually

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<v Speaker 2>took the purse realized it was her. They think he

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<v Speaker 2>just took it because he spotted it and it looked

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<v Speaker 2>nice and he knew he could get some money for it,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he described the whole thing. I guess they

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<v Speaker 2>got this from the from the first suspect, Mario Busta

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<v Speaker 2>monte Levilla. It's forty nine years old. At Chilean National

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<v Speaker 2>here illegally did the old. He seated the table next

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<v Speaker 2>to him, and he spotted the purse underneath her chair.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess Old put his leg back, grabbed it with

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<v Speaker 2>the foot foot, scooted it slowly over within his range,

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<v Speaker 2>and then dropped his jacket over it and waited for

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<v Speaker 2>the first opportunity to scram out of the restaurant. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a pro right there, and it is. He's a noted thief.

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<v Speaker 1>So he probably got an eye not only that it

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<v Speaker 1>was a good purse, but had to see some of

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<v Speaker 1>that cash or a fat bank envelope in there. Serial offender,

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh, not anymore in this country there, Bud like

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<v Speaker 1>l Salvador, probably where you're going to be headed there eventually, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, she's getting the last laugh on that one.

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<v Speaker 2>That is great. Meanwhile, in near Richmond, Virginia, woman is

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<v Speaker 2>out at Mexican restaurants, and well, I'll let you hear

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<v Speaker 2>what she has to say about what exactly happened in

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<v Speaker 2>her experience there. That's left her kind of freaked out.

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<v Speaker 3>I leaned in to take a sip, and I noticed

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<v Speaker 3>that something hit me on the forehead. Drinking a margarita,

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<v Speaker 3>and I looked at my husband like, what was that?

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<v Speaker 3>And when I turned around, I saw the snake in

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<v Speaker 3>my margarita, and I just jumped away from the bar.

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<v Speaker 3>At that point, there was moving. It started wrapping around

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<v Speaker 3>my straw. They grabbed the stick trying to get it,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was just like, please, don't let it go

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<v Speaker 3>in my purse. Another man that was having dinner on

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<v Speaker 3>the other side of the bar came and he grabbed

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<v Speaker 3>it and took it out. I left shaking, like I

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<v Speaker 3>was traumatized.

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<v Speaker 2>Small snake fell from the air conditioning vent, hits her

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<v Speaker 2>in the forehead as she's leaning forward to drink from

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<v Speaker 2>her drink, and then the snake falls into the margarita.

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<v Speaker 1>Class What are the chances and the timing one in

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<v Speaker 1>a million.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're the owner and manager of this place, You're like,

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<v Speaker 2>you got to be kidding me. You've got to be

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<v Speaker 2>kidding me.

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<v Speaker 1>Snake it up in the vent.

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<v Speaker 2>You know? Do you remember the story with my dad

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<v Speaker 2>thinking warm tequila the whole uh huh? Immediately?

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<v Speaker 1>What about what about your dad? Margarita mix? You go

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere with this?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>My dad with bass fishing, not only once had a

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<v Speaker 1>snake drop out of a tree into the boat, also

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<v Speaker 1>going through a canal. That happened, right, yeah, sure, snake

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<v Speaker 1>came out of a tree, fell right in the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're both looking at each other and my uncle saying,

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<v Speaker 1>oh you then, what was it like? Water MoCCA Center.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it was a poisonous snake. So it was

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<v Speaker 1>one of those venomous. Will be corrected if you say poisonous.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I just want to try to save you

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<v Speaker 1>a grief over there.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care. I'll take the grief if they really

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<v Speaker 2>want to another one.

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<v Speaker 1>And this happened as several fishermen I know, bath jumps

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<v Speaker 1>in the boat.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't get any better than that. It's amazing that

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<v Speaker 2>when that happens, you're like, we're done. You just say,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get I hope it's a keeper, right right? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>I told you I've already in preparation this morning. Come

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<v Speaker 2>across two solid I believe contenders for potential headlines of

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<v Speaker 2>the week. You're ready for the first one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let me get that special recorder that I have

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<v Speaker 1>hold on. I was still on the code to get

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<v Speaker 1>in the building on three one two three.

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<v Speaker 2>Lyncher PERV doctor secretly filmed thirty patients because he was

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<v Speaker 2>quote concerned about small penis. His are there his? Okay

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<v Speaker 2>read that one more time per doctor secretly filmed thirty

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<v Speaker 2>patients because he was concerned about small penis. He uh,

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<v Speaker 2>he was gonna watch the video to see if he

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to do a comparing contrast thing, like.

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<v Speaker 1>How it looked with after seeing each person compared to Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>A sample size of thirty different male patients. You know

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<v Speaker 2>you are a doctor. You can probably research that in books.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking the same thing. But here's the doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>You got a small one, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's his name Wang too short Wang Joe Joe Young

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<v Speaker 1>um thirty four.

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<v Speaker 2>He hasn't figured it out yet where he stacks up

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<v Speaker 2>or doesn't in a penis size globally.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just like, uh, the boot's over there.

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<v Speaker 2>I know we're in safe harbor and whatnot. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even know if we want to tempt fato.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if we're in safe waters with that

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<v Speaker 1>one that has move on?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably yeah, probably for the best

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