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Speaker 2: goes out. We have an update on the Christie Nome
Speaker 2: stolen purse situation. Of course, we found out that on
Speaker 2: Easter Sunday. The Department of Homeland Security Secretary Christie Nome
Speaker 2: was out to dinner with her family on Easter Sunday,
Speaker 2: Yeah and the nation's capital, when her purse was apparently
Speaker 2: stolen during the dinner.
Speaker 1: With her id badge and some other stuff, over two
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in cash.
Speaker 2: Her passport was in their credit cards. The whole deal.
Speaker 2: You know, stuff that you would keep in a purse,
Speaker 2: two thousand in cash. I know I wouldn't keep that
Speaker 2: my purse if I had one. Two arrests made over
Speaker 2: the weekend. All right, here's the kicker. They were illegal.
Speaker 2: They're both in the country illegally. That said, bitch, they're done.
Speaker 1: They're done, I said, bitch, who keeps kicking My family's
Speaker 1: out of town?
Speaker 2: Now. Ironically, they don't believe that the guy who actually
Speaker 2: took the purse realized it was her. They think he
Speaker 2: just took it because he spotted it and it looked
Speaker 2: nice and he knew he could get some money for it,
Speaker 2: and then he described the whole thing. I guess they
Speaker 2: got this from the from the first suspect, Mario Busta
Speaker 2: monte Levilla. It's forty nine years old. At Chilean National
Speaker 2: here illegally did the old. He seated the table next
Speaker 2: to him, and he spotted the purse underneath her chair.
Speaker 2: I guess Old put his leg back, grabbed it with
Speaker 2: the foot foot, scooted it slowly over within his range,
Speaker 2: and then dropped his jacket over it and waited for
Speaker 2: the first opportunity to scram out of the restaurant. That's
Speaker 2: a pro right there, and it is. He's a noted thief.
Speaker 1: So he probably got an eye not only that it
Speaker 1: was a good purse, but had to see some of
Speaker 1: that cash or a fat bank envelope in there. Serial offender,
Speaker 1: Uh huh, not anymore in this country there, Bud like
Speaker 1: l Salvador, probably where you're going to be headed there eventually, dude.
Speaker 1: So anyway, she's getting the last laugh on that one.
Speaker 2: That is great. Meanwhile, in near Richmond, Virginia, woman is
Speaker 2: out at Mexican restaurants, and well, I'll let you hear
Speaker 2: what she has to say about what exactly happened in
Speaker 2: her experience there. That's left her kind of freaked out.
Speaker 3: I leaned in to take a sip, and I noticed
Speaker 3: that something hit me on the forehead. Drinking a margarita,
Speaker 3: and I looked at my husband like, what was that?
Speaker 3: And when I turned around, I saw the snake in
Speaker 3: my margarita, and I just jumped away from the bar.
Speaker 3: At that point, there was moving. It started wrapping around
Speaker 3: my straw. They grabbed the stick trying to get it,
Speaker 3: and I was just like, please, don't let it go
Speaker 3: in my purse. Another man that was having dinner on
Speaker 3: the other side of the bar came and he grabbed
Speaker 3: it and took it out. I left shaking, like I
Speaker 3: was traumatized.
Speaker 2: Small snake fell from the air conditioning vent, hits her
Speaker 2: in the forehead as she's leaning forward to drink from
Speaker 2: her drink, and then the snake falls into the margarita.
Speaker 1: Class What are the chances and the timing one in
Speaker 1: a million.
Speaker 2: If you're the owner and manager of this place, You're like,
Speaker 2: you got to be kidding me. You've got to be
Speaker 2: kidding me.
Speaker 1: Snake it up in the vent.
Speaker 2: You know? Do you remember the story with my dad
Speaker 2: thinking warm tequila the whole uh huh? Immediately?
Speaker 1: What about what about your dad? Margarita mix? You go
Speaker 1: anywhere with this?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: My dad with bass fishing, not only once had a
Speaker 1: snake drop out of a tree into the boat, also
Speaker 1: going through a canal. That happened, right, yeah, sure, snake
Speaker 1: came out of a tree, fell right in the boat.
Speaker 1: And they're both looking at each other and my uncle saying,
Speaker 1: oh you then, what was it like? Water MoCCA Center.
Speaker 1: I believe it was a poisonous snake. So it was
Speaker 1: one of those venomous. Will be corrected if you say poisonous.
Speaker 1: I just I just want to try to save you
Speaker 1: a grief over there.
Speaker 2: I don't care. I'll take the grief if they really
Speaker 2: want to another one.
Speaker 1: And this happened as several fishermen I know, bath jumps
Speaker 1: in the boat.
Speaker 2: It doesn't get any better than that. It's amazing that
Speaker 2: when that happens, you're like, we're done. You just say,
Speaker 2: let's get I hope it's a keeper, right right? All right?
Speaker 2: I told you I've already in preparation this morning. Come
Speaker 2: across two solid I believe contenders for potential headlines of
Speaker 2: the week. You're ready for the first one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me get that special recorder that I have
Speaker 1: hold on. I was still on the code to get
Speaker 1: in the building on three one two three.
Speaker 2: Lyncher PERV doctor secretly filmed thirty patients because he was
Speaker 2: quote concerned about small penis. His are there his? Okay
Speaker 2: read that one more time per doctor secretly filmed thirty
Speaker 2: patients because he was concerned about small penis. He uh,
Speaker 2: he was gonna watch the video to see if he
Speaker 2: wanted to do a comparing contrast thing, like.
Speaker 1: How it looked with after seeing each person compared to Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I guess.
Speaker 2: A sample size of thirty different male patients. You know
Speaker 2: you are a doctor. You can probably research that in books.
Speaker 2: I was thinking the same thing. But here's the doctor.
Speaker 2: You got a small one, all right.
Speaker 1: It's his name Wang too short Wang Joe Joe Young
Speaker 1: um thirty four.
Speaker 2: He hasn't figured it out yet where he stacks up
Speaker 2: or doesn't in a penis size globally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like, uh, the boot's over there.
Speaker 2: I know we're in safe harbor and whatnot. I don't
Speaker 2: even know if we want to tempt fato.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we're in safe waters with that
Speaker 1: one that has move on?
Speaker 2: Probably yeah, probably for the best
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