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I see you sit on your throne of lives, Goodwood
guzzler man. Welcome back to O tb our number two.
Uh do we want to dive in l s U
s MU talking to anybody? Have any pithy observations from
everyday life.
Speaker 1: I actually wish that uh the s m U L
SU stuff, which we'll get into. I do kind of
wish it was home at home and not Jerry's world.
Speaker 2: Didn't I realized that.
Speaker 1: Oh it's me an idiot. I thought it was home
and home this whole time jero Ford Stadium. Only see
it's like thirty five K. I get it.
Speaker 4: I understand that, but I don't know something would have
been kind of cool about.
Speaker 2: So it's all five years in Jerry world.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I think it's a home and home and nine. Yeah,
and the return trip is here. It's in Tiger Stadium,
but since their stadium is smaller, we're playing down.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, uh yeah, I mean it'd be cool to
see has some use campus. I mean, who who wouldn't
love to just feel.
Speaker 5: Wealthy?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, just way less than ye Who
wouldn't love to walk around and look at college kids
who just shotgun ten beers every weekend but have watches
more expensive than your house?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 4: True? Fun though, I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 2: Kevinch Is, why is this even newsworthy? I mean it's
it's it's because, dude.
Speaker 4: A playoff team.
Speaker 2: Yeah. SMU is one of the exciting kind of new
brands in college football, if you will. I mean I'd
have to go dig up the exact numbers, and actually
I probably could if I bring up my snaps document
do a little control f But the amount of money
that they just paid like it was no big deal
to get out of their media contracts to get into
the ACC. We are talking hundreds of millions of dollars
and so in a day and age of college football
where it is all defined by money, Yes, SMU is
a potential powerhouse, especially in the ACC and so they
so I kind of want to get into. CBS had
an interesting article five key questions kind of surrounding this series,
but before before we get there, anything else, because obviously
I completely missed the actual Newsy details. So it starts
in twenty eight, first year in Jerry World, second year
death value. You're saying, first flip it, okay, first balls here,
twenty nine in Dallas, and then it bounces back for
the next three years or what after that? Does it say?
I thought it was just just a two year deal.
Speaker 6: Like one here, one there.
Speaker 2: It's not a five year No, I guess not just home. Um,
where am I keetting this five year thing from?
Speaker 6: You're probably thinking of the.
Speaker 2: Ten year thing, twelve year, twelve year God?
Speaker 5: No, it's ahead. Yeah, there's three steps ahead of everybody.
Speaker 2: Okay, whatever, So just a homino.
Speaker 4: You're playing chess, we're playing checkers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, five years, should have done five years guys. All right,
let's see here.
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm, could be played at Jerry World.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not even that's not even like officially official
like that. Verge was on a fr yesterday and they
were talking about it and that's kind of the belief,
you know, it would be really cool play Neil Cotton Bowl.
Speaker 4: I would love that.
Speaker 2: That'd be cooler world. Yeah, the world is pretty good.
I guess it's really popped. Two of my favorite games
in that building. I like that building.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if cover games play games there, it's it's a
good building. But it's also you don't feel yeah, like
a like a like an old traditional football game in
the Cotton Bowl.
Speaker 4: I've done red River the last two years. It's incredible.
Speaker 2: That would be fun, kind of one of those Lambeau
type experiences, one of those bucket list contracts, or excuse me,
bucket list stadiums. All right, so let's let's answer these
questions at CBS Asked. CBS asks five questions. Is at
LSU and SMU announce their home and home This starts
with twenty question number one, Will Brian Kelly still be
at LSU? Contract runs through twenty thirty one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, starts with twenty twenty, So Brian Kelly will be
the coach in twenty twenty eight when LSU plays a SMU. Yeah,
So then I have a question, Uh, well, LSU have
won an opener by that time, that's my.
Speaker 5: Because they're going to win this one.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, that's right. A laundra.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't think that was going to be the question
that you were going to ask. If I'm being honest,
I didn't either.
Speaker 2: I just popped into my head thinking about it. But
the key to him still being here in twenty eight
is obviously.
Speaker 1: This season, right, Yeah, I mean this is this is
playoff or bust, dude, Yeah, this is this is the
one that you gotta get.
Speaker 2: There's no excuse that seemed not to be a playoff team.
You've had all the investment, you have the recruit and
you have the portal, you have the quarterback, you have
the defensive staff, you have the defensive players, I mean
adding to Pyburn and Peyton, and now you got weeks
and you got talented dbs, finally got Corey Raymond back. No,
this is the year.
Speaker 6: Well and think about it. If it's not right, you
have to break in a new quarterback, regardless of who
he is. Like, not only do you have to do
it this year, you take a step back.
Speaker 2: If you don't. No, I know, if it's not then
I'll never believe again.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And if you don't win this opener.
Speaker 1: Next year's opener is Clemson at home, then the next
year is Houston at NRG, and then SMU entire stadium
in twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 2: Question number two from CBS when they play in twenty
twenty eight, will SMU or LSU have more playoff appearances here?
What do you think for this question? Do we count
LSU's playoff appearance in nineteen or are we talking expanded playoff?
Speaker 6: I don't know because if that's the case, SMU's already
got one LP point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I haven't scored as one
zero right now. I think we're talking expanded playoffs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it will, It will at least be tied. Will
at least be tied. Okay, so you think I think
you get one before you get to two.
Speaker 2: I mean SMU's that they got it. They got it
pretty like, especially in twenty six we go to sixteen teams,
ACC gets two teams in or do we sitting pretty much?
Speaker 6: We call it zero zeros since they just announced this
and go from there.
Speaker 2: No, no shut up, tailor.
Speaker 6: You were asking if we counted nineteen, I thought this
would be a lot more.
Speaker 2: Will SMU still be in the ACC. Yeah, why has
SMU not in the Big twelve?
Speaker 4: What are we doing?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: What do we do.
Speaker 2: Because they get in where you fit in? I don't know.
I mean, look, if the thing is I'll say this
about SMU again, I don't expect. I think the death
of the other conferences, while almost inevitable given the monetary disparity.
You know, it's funny about that little side note here, Jake,
the you know, Sabing and company want to complain about
even plainfield and whatnot. Okay, SEC, how about you put
your action through your mouth is why don't you donate
that TV revenue to the Big twelve so you'll all
get equal payouts, you know, one of the big ten
in the SEC. If you really want this even playing field,
donate to the Big twelve in the ACC and not
play the same sport where you're getting literal to over
double the amount of revenue. Why the new college football
playoff contract do you get double the amount of revenue?
Get the hell out of here anyway. Whenever it does
go to a two team conference, though I think it's
a long way. The only thing I feel confident in
it is is that SMU is going to be in there.
Speaker 4: Hey wait, two team conference you mean two conference to.
Speaker 2: Conference, sorry to conference sport. If it ever does fully
get to the the end game of Big ten and SEC,
SMU will be in that number, all right, I.
Speaker 4: Mean disagree the dollars and cents?
Speaker 2: Yes, bro, we live in a billionaire's world. I you know,
my my sports conspiracy is that that's one of the
reasons why they didn't mind putting on their thumb on
the scale for SMU last year. They had a plausible
ability to put them in the playoff. If you want
to reward these billionaires who are investing in getting involved
in your sport.
Speaker 4: Playoff trip baby, I mean, I'm not going to disagree
with you.
Speaker 1: I mean just from you know, what they've already shown
they can do with their money.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's the most powerful thing on planet Earth.
Question number four, are the quarterbacks in that twenty eight
matchup on the rosters here in twenty five and we
don't have to do this from the SMU perspective, whatever
they want.
Speaker 4: No, they have like a big young with.
Speaker 6: The way the portal is, you can't predict that.
Speaker 2: No, okay, so just hard, no hard, no, no, van Borden?
Is it Colin Hurley?
Speaker 1: I had like the answer, no matter what team you
asked me about, a question like that is a no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, Look, if you just
play the odds, it is overwhelmingly a no. Again, like
we said last year, only two of the eleven All
conference quarterbacks were actually like from their original team. Yeah,
everybody t answers constantly. If you had to choose one
on LSU, though, would it be Van Buren or does
he do that I mean not make sense?
Speaker 4: I mean, maybe be a sophomore.
Speaker 2: Red shirts this year if you red shirts this year, yes, yeah, yeah,
it could be potentially Beard, but no, yeah, I.
Speaker 6: Don't think he's going to be here four years.
Speaker 2: Question number five, will this matchup even happen? Uh? Basically
just say that I don't know. I don't like this question.
It's like college football is like, you know, so like
tumultuous and the SEC Now this conversation, I do want
to get into the sea. Adding a ninth game ESPN
finally opening up the pocketbook. Very interesting ripple effects could
be had, but they're basically saying, look at twenty nine,
LSU is Arizona State. They got su Jakie said they
got Houston.
Speaker 4: Yeah, LSU has Houston in twenty seven.
Speaker 2: Okay, never mind. But the point is that if they
add a ninth conference game, do they do they do
they cancel the SB I don't know. I think it happens. Whatever.
How about this? So when they do play, it'll be
the first time these two teams have played since nineteen
thirty four.
Speaker 4: That's surprising considering located.
Speaker 2: Yeah to fourteen in that game. They only played one
other time. It was in nineteen twenty two. SMU won
fifty one to nothing.
Speaker 4: So we owe them.
Speaker 2: We owe these ooh Aelm's cursed. We owe these guys.
Speaker 4: I mean, it wouldn't been the worst thing.
Speaker 2: We owe these ales.
Speaker 1: I mean, look overall, I like the series. Like, yeah,
I'll be honest with you. Houston at NRG doesn't do
anything for me. No, it just doesn't nothing SMU. I
hope it doesn't get played in Jerry's world.
Speaker 2: That's just me. Y'all might love it. I like it.
Speaker 4: I've played their cover games there.
Speaker 1: Like I said, eh, I'd rather be somewhere like the
Cotton Bowl or even at gerald Ford Stadium.
Speaker 4: But I like it because SMU is trending upward.
Speaker 1: SMU has all the things you need right now to
be successful. Houston NRG again, just get I get the
Houston part of it, I do.
Speaker 4: I get it. I get it. I understand the alumni
and all that, but just doesn't do anything for me.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not playing a game in Houston. I
like that. That's smart outreach. It's just playing Houston doesn't
do much for me. Now, maybe he ends up being
really good at that time. That'd be fun. But maybe, oh,
coach Whilleo hasn't playing right now for conference? Is there? Now?
I'm skidding coach. I know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm fired to coach Willie and his wife's Susan.
Speaker 2: Uh the but like yeah, and it makes sense to
s m U and l SU. Look, these are two
schools that are continued to cross paths as SMU just
continues to force their way back into the club. I mean,
look at this piece of news that we have from today.
Jakai Anderson, four star wide receiver, just flipped from where
LSU to s m U. There you go, and this
is one And look, I'm not gonna make again. Don't
get married to recruits, don't make too much of this.
It is what it is, but it is also representative
of a battle that you're going to continue to have
over the next few years. And I cannot well, it's
gonna be I don't want to say this. It's gonna
be a great showcase for both schools to try to
get one leg up on the other.
Speaker 1: I would love to kind of pull our listeners and
ask them which mindset that they're in. Are they in
the mindset that you and I have of go play Clemson,
Go play SMU, Go play Florida State, Go play USC
to open up the season, and I know they have
not gone your way.
Speaker 4: You haven't won one since twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: We all know that.
Speaker 1: Or are you more in the Hunt Palmer line of
thinking where he's like, go play Nichols, go play Northwestern State,
Go play McNeice.
Speaker 4: To open up the season. No, um, but I say
the former.
Speaker 1: I'll I'll come up with how we put it out there,
We'll put it on social media. And I would love
to get the answer. Marquee Power four opponent our direction
will school?
Speaker 2: You do? I have blood in my veins, yes, my
balls full, maybe my brain operating sometimes? Then I want
to play big schools, no cupcakes. I want that ninth
SEC game. I want to scheduling alliance with the Big
ten where the tenth game is one of them, and
then I want to go Big twelve in acc with
the other two.
Speaker 4: That's just me, same, same I.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see a cupcake in a week,
need a cupcake game as a warm up?
Speaker 2: Do you know how like mine achingly boring? That is? Yeah,
just go win those things like you used to. The
first time that you get to watch your team that
you spent all off season getting excited for, you got
to watch them. It's Western Michigan. Miss me with that crap,
could not care less. I would rather be terrified of
losing an eighteenth time in a row than ever give
myself over to that. And trust me, I mean I
am hated. I hated how I felt in Vegas.
Speaker 4: That was like, oh man, we.
Speaker 2: Were the worst feeling I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 1: We were down bad bo, we were down bad five
AM show got kicking the nuts yet again.
Speaker 2: See, too many people have given themselves over to where
you feel like you can't win these games anymore. Right
he Termini says, we need soft tosses. Own five and overs.
I don't want that twenty eleven vers Organ was sick,
but we don't have that anymore. Well find it the
second you tell yourself you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't tell yourself you do, you do. I want
to play Blue Mountain State Week one. God bless America.
Hunt you did this.
Speaker 6: Hey, they were a good program in that show.
Speaker 2: I would actually like play Bois a week one that's
I'm bad. That would not be a bad game.
Speaker 4: That'd be great.
Speaker 2: That'd be an just as like a one off. That'd
be kind of fun. I think Blue Mountain State is
that's based like it's kind of supposed to be Boise,
right or am I? I just that's always my head.
Cannon has always.
Speaker 6: Been uniforms similar an orange. I mean that that's kind
of who I always thought of.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, surely shout out Dad Castle a k A. Reacher,
a man who is so big and he just solves
his problems with his bigness.
Speaker 7: So my dad was watching that one time when I
was like visiting home, and I got the Dad's love
him weirdly into it.
Speaker 1: I've never seen it like the movie there's likes not bad,
ye bad.
Speaker 5: It got better I got weirdly into it.
Speaker 2: Wait, didn't they try to make Tom Cruise Reacher as well?
Speaker 6: Which just came out first.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just saying the books, Ye get it. But yeah,
in the books, he's supposed to be like Dad Castle,
he supposed to be like six six, like jacked, right. Yeah,
and I'll give credit to Tom the miss impossible stunts
that have been starting to way online. Yeah, Kidney in sanity, Yeah, insanity. Wait,
So how was Reacher.
Speaker 7: Though laundr Yeah, I don't know, Like it just I
got super into it. I've started it obviously, not from
the beginning.
Speaker 2: Are you just constantly thinking the whole episode about like, God,
that guy's big. Yeah, he's huge, Like that's all I
think about anytime I've seen a clip from the show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's huge.
Speaker 7: And they do like absurd stuff that wouldn't happen in
real life.
Speaker 2: So it's great, that's what I want that to be.
Speaker 7: Like they're in an airplane and the back opens and
they're like pushing people out the back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that kind of thing.
Speaker 7: And she's like in a hospital bed tied up and
the bed's about to fall out the back of the
plane and he grabs it.
Speaker 2: He's so big. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Wait, what do you mean that happens all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there the records, brother, all right.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: In my four years, opened up with Organ State, Arizona State,
U L and Mississippi State. So eight no half step
in here, three power for us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh pussy foot. So I'm gonna start calling all
y'all who want to play Western Michigan and.
Speaker 5: If you can't fet on the.
Speaker 2: Get out of here, put some socks on.
Speaker 8: It's gross North Carolina that.
Speaker 2: Oh it might have been app State. That was the
hurricane year, but that was a year after Michigan. That
year it was drilled into our head like dope be Michigan.
Speaker 1: That was the Devil's layer hot. I remember watching that
on TV. I felt bad for you boys.
Speaker 2: I feel bad for them. They had all black on.
They're dying dumb Harmoni Edwards.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Corey Lynch.
Speaker 2: I don't remember single players name from that team, L
Shue or Rappy State.
Speaker 4: Can you remember the score? Thirty one nothing, forty one thirteen.
Speaker 1: Do you know who you opened up with in your
I guess junior year, Well, we went you and C
to Oregon.
Speaker 2: My last two years, what was in between?
Speaker 4: It's a big power for it. What a big big one?
Was a big one?
Speaker 2: Wait, you didn't see Oregon? What do you mean for
you n C? That was actually really good Jacob Washington. Yeah,
it was my first ever start a game. It was
a fun game.
Speaker 6: First star, first start.
Speaker 1: Yeah started, No, no, no, I just.
Speaker 2: Did special teams in a tourna. Maybe that's what I was.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: I did get in on a tackle against Upstate though. Anyway,
that was great. Anyway. Okay, that's enough. Let's go to break,
take it to break. Oh pussy foot.
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Speaker 2: Back to sports talk maybe off the bench?
Speaker 1: All right, welcome back in OTV one O four five
ESPN Baton Rouge. Are we watching the NBA Playoffs like
I'm watching because the Knicks are in it.
Speaker 4: They're going against the Celtics.
Speaker 2: It's Nicks, it's Celtics.
Speaker 1: Obviously, two iconic franchises being Pelicans fans Spurs fans. Are
we watching the NBA playoffs or a landre Did we
turn it off as soon as the Spurs got the
number two pick? Yeah, you were in the restroom. It's
a whole deal.
Speaker 4: T of course we did.
Speaker 5: What are we supposed to do?
Speaker 4: No, go answer the question.
Speaker 7: I am not watching it. I'll catch it if it's
like on TV, but I'm not actively watching the play.
Speaker 1: So as soon as the Spurs got the second pick,
you're like, okay, move on, Yeah, okay, fair enough.
Speaker 6: Hey, yeah, I actually watched both games last night. No
Celtics second one, uh T Wolves war You're hurt. Look
a lot of like if you would have told me Pacers,
Knicks and t Wolves are all three up, three to one,
like that's it's actually been a pretty entertaining playoff.
Speaker 2: Mean Curry, Yeah, well, that's my whole point.
Speaker 1: It's like it is wild that it's a sport that
nobody really cares about in the eighty two regular season games,
not that much.
Speaker 4: But when teams.
Speaker 1: Actually start playing it the way that we all kind
of grew up watching it by playing defense, and the
games are are you know for the most part, Now,
last night was different, but for the most part they've
been like.
Speaker 2: Ninety five to eighty nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been very physical like this, Like last night
was kind of a scoring fest. He had one twenty
one to one thirteen and the Nick Celtics won seventeen
to one ten in the Tews.
Speaker 6: Warriors, but they were still tight too, Like that's yeah,
at least like a tight game.
Speaker 1: Right, But I'm saying it is wild how that game
completely changes from regular season to postseason, Like.
Speaker 4: That doesn't really happen.
Speaker 1: Base Ball does a bit, like because you're you're going
to pitch it differently and the rosters are different. Football
not really, but it completely changes and it's a much
better product in the postseason than it is in the
regular season. It's not just because something's on the line.
It's like, no, the game's actually different, the products actually better.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's kind of you know, it's not
unlike I mean even like playoff hockey, right, everything tightens
up physicality and it's already a physical game, but it
all gets ratchet up. You see all these crazy overtime games.
Here's going to seven games, Like, yeah, definitely, I think
there because look, there's a real thing about when you
play one of these sports where you play eight thousand games,
like it's impossible to bring playoff You try, yeah, you try,
but it's physically and mentally impossible to bring playoff energy
to eighty two games. Yeah, No, I think it's a
great point. But you and the Michael Jordan people, I
know he didn't. I mean I get that he you know,
if anybody did, like Kobe and Mike did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like in the totality of the game, No,
you're You're probably go on to some of the baseball too,
you know, one hundred and sixty two games, Like can
you really even if you're thinking you are, even if
you're trying to be as locked in as possible. That's
what makes It's one of the many reasons why I
think football is the best. And we're biased obviously, but
you only get so many opportunities. There's only so many
Saturdays and Sundays. And used to in college football, it
was so heightened because if you lost, yeah, probably out
of it. I mean there was two teams that are
gonna make a national championship. Like and the NFL it's
a little bit different. Obviously, you can lose six or
seven games still make the playoffs, make a run. But
still even in that, like every week is so important
because there's so few weeks. Yeah, and with baseball it's like,
oh the Braids have lost six to seven, I win
seven to six or seven of eight later on, it's
like they'll be fine space.
Speaker 2: It's basic economics, scarcity and whatnot. I mean, look at uh,
you know it's yeah, look at SEC baseball right nineteen
and eleven gonna get you a national seed. And it's
a very impressive record, but it is all is interesting.
You're winning like sixty six percent of your games essentially
a little bit.
Speaker 4: Under so number one team in the country.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the playoffs have been good though. Also we're finally
kind of seeing the next generation.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: In basketball, right, Warriors are on the way out here
the Steph Curry injuries definitely, and then then the t
Wolves are such a good complete young team. Pacers, good
complete young team. Nick's good complete young team. They're missing.
Oh and then the Thunder the youngest and most complete
and goodest, goodest of them all, goodest.
Speaker 5: So yeah, it's the goodest one.
Speaker 2: It's interesting to see this next this next generation finally
start to rise a bit.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like.
Speaker 1: That is you put that ring up there, put that
ring up to the put it up to the microphone.
Speaker 2: It says, cows that were shampooed and blow dried.
Speaker 5: What is going on?
Speaker 2: It's pictures of cows that are shampooed and blow dry.
Speaker 5: The noise, what's going on?
Speaker 1: I thought that was your phone ringing, because I believe
you a new phone finally, and you know now it's
just like what you were doing before this segment.
Speaker 2: My thighs, Looking at my thighs are getting too thick,
I know. But when I put my phone in my
pocket now they're just like constantly pressing buttons on my phone. Yeah,
I gotta start going screen out in the poet get it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we all get it, except Taylor Nerd.
Speaker 2: Tail looks like a sausage of toothpicks jammed in the bottom.
It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Do a squat one time, Bud, Did you do a
single caf RaSE just one youring break or we just
want to make sure they didn't as soon as you
did one?
Speaker 6: No, I go pretty regularly.
Speaker 5: So to be fair, jeans get a little.
Speaker 2: Those cows that have been shampooed and could drive, they
look pretty cute. They looked very fluffy and adorable, and
just want to boop them on the nose. I ex
it out. I have no idea where that post came from.
There's no chance of finding it. No, no, it is universe.
Speaker 4: I found. I saw that in my algorithm not that
long ago.
Speaker 2: The cows, yeah, the cows really yeah, I mean I
guess yeah, I had like eight billion chares or whatever. Yeah,
so virginity and fluffy cows.
Speaker 1: That's my whole Instagram for the last however long since
the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 5: So there's like this fair. Oh it's called Thrillville, like
a Thrillville fair that.
Speaker 7: Came to uh Botton Rouge last year.
Speaker 5: And they had a petting zoo. But it wasn't your
everyday petting zoo with goats whatever.
Speaker 7: It literally had a highland cow where yeah, it was
out I don't I guess by healing place. I don't
know where that area is. You know, I don't leave here,
but a Hiland cow.
Speaker 5: They had a water.
Speaker 7: Buffalo, and I'm like, where did y'all even get these from?
Speaker 2: I've I've I don't think I've ever seen a water
buffalo in real life. I'd be interested to see that
I have.
Speaker 4: I've seen the.
Speaker 2: Joke about Jo missing.
Speaker 4: You were using the restroom during the break water buffalo.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jesus, what is wrong with you? It's just you're
always making the line you're disgusting.
Speaker 6: Not the Poseidon's kiss we talked about a couple of
weeks ago. Then relax, just imagine joke and somebody gets
a fin.
Speaker 2: We had them.
Speaker 6: Random fences at healing place and being like, we're gonna
call this Thrillville.
Speaker 5: Uh, healing place. It was like near a healing place,
uh of highland?
Speaker 2: All right? Oh, how appropriate that the island cows are there?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: When we get back more OTB, I guess okay, so
you're right. We did new weekend winteresses today and I
forgot about OTV mailbag, so we can do mailbag next.
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Speaker 2: Back from the break where the sports talk gets real
kind of off the bench and with the hester and
T Bob.
Speaker 4: Mother shut last night.
Speaker 2: What's happening y'all? Welcome back to GV. Let's do a
little Oh TB mailb.
Speaker 8: I help this special delivery for the bench and look
it is marked most a question.
Speaker 2: What is the internet? Uh hashtag? Oh to be mail bag?
Name a nicer person? Kagenomics you can't we all love
kJ hashtag? Go to be mail bag. What was your
weekend winner? Something we did not do yesterday?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 7: I was going to bring up the Jordan my Latta video.
That okay, that was gonna be mine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my lot of singing Tennessee whiskey in front of
Stapleton and nailing, absolutely nailing imagining. Can you maybe get
that video ready to go for a future segment?
Speaker 7: There it's in Yesterday's dog Chris Stapleton clapping for him crazy,
that's how you know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I didn't actually have a real winner chosen yesterday,
which is probably part of why we ended up skipping it.
Speaker 6: But it's like, I'm not prepared to losers, and.
Speaker 2: I don't know, we got distracted with something. What was
it was the the draft? The lottery? Oh yeah, yeah, manifested.
Well wait, okay, so we can winner Nico Harrison honestly.
Speaker 7: Yeah, loser Endsley on Tennessee and honestly just all a
Tennessee's team, Like you can take talk. They're so soft
and you know who was the first person out the
dugout Ariel Antigua.
Speaker 5: I'm like, what is your little asking to do?
Speaker 6: Look, they take the mindset of their little ass coach.
I don't care that it says five eleven online, you
can tell it was like five eight.
Speaker 2: And its tiny little by little downy that's what I
call them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my weekend loser was going to be Texas A
and M, because I mean, I'll be Dony.
Speaker 2: What is so upset about? It's a tiny patis that
guy pleyd not me? Plnny of guys's okay? Then girl.
Speaker 6: The video of Trump yesterday. Then Laundra said when he's like,
I got.
Speaker 2: A friend taking that it's not working, highly neurotic.
Speaker 6: I told him it's not working.
Speaker 2: As I go t B.
Speaker 5: He's hilarious.
Speaker 4: I did have one weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what you got? We can win.
Speaker 4: Evan Longoria is retiring from the MLB.
Speaker 2: He's still a base and he's going.
Speaker 1: To sign a one day contract to retire as a
Tampa Bay Ray. Where's he been playing? Well, he went
to the Giants for a little bit, and I mean
he went to Arizona.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean he's a Tampa Bay Ray and
so yeah, you.
Speaker 6: Might tell me where he played college base Hot State
Texas techser that.
Speaker 2: Was Nick Swisher, right, Syracuse?
Speaker 1: All right, So finally answered Syracuse Baseball team.
Speaker 2: Dallas Baptist somewhere on the west coast cal State Fullerton.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna stick with my shout out of a cannon.
Speaker 1: You see your boy, you're getting close San Diego State.
Now you're getting colder. You're going too far.
Speaker 9: Downw just cow, You're too far up us to see
a little bit farther south l a Long Beach state.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean a little bit south of l a
little bit north of San Diego.
Speaker 2: I was just a dirt bag. Very funny. What's Longoria's
first name? Evan right, take off the end?
Speaker 5: Who I love? She's like Desperate House Housewives.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, she married question my trash TV.
Speaker 6: What athlete did she marry?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but because excuse it's a fuck Yeah, okay, sorry,
didn't they ask?
Speaker 5: There was some drama there the yeah frenchman.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like with like his teammates wife something like that. Yeah, Isaiah,
that was I think that was when he was in
Charlotte too, when he was in the right before which
who remembers that era? Did not do honey Parker played
for the Hornets.
Speaker 2: I had to go to the back. Did you see
Derek Carr's video post of his first day of retirement.
I did see it. I feel like he fit a
lot into the day. Yeah yeah, but I ran, he lifted,
he played around, he played uh catching the kids, he
watered the plants. I mean, around the golf is a day, right, Like,
how do you do anything else that I play around
the golf.
Speaker 6: If you're gonna go buy yourself, you can get it
in and two and a half.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've never played golf and had a
take less than six hours.
Speaker 6: Oh, we did a round for a buddy's wedding. It
was three of us on a team, and we did
like three and a half four hours. I mean, by yourself,
you can probably do it in like two.
Speaker 4: I don't think you really played golf, guys. I think
it was just for the content.
Speaker 6: Oh, probably seems like the.
Speaker 2: Hashtag OTB mail bag. Do you lose grit points if
you drink skim milk?
Speaker 1: No, because if you drink as much milk as I do,
you would, uh, you would have a big belly if
you drink whole milk. I drink milk very often. We
go through like a gallon a day, at least at
our house.
Speaker 4: That's not even counting Harlowe.
Speaker 6: Because you think you're fat because you could drink whole
milk if you want to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody got any bones stronger than the Hester household.
I can promise you that a calcium intake is up.
I'll send you the daily regimen. Just uh me and
Doran we're talking about our daily regimens yesterday. Yeah, we're
gonna our boss for series six. M's like, hey, uh,
you'll always talk about it on air, Like what do
y'all take every single day? We'll put it out there
is like content. I'm like, I don't think you want
the full list, but I gave it to him.
Speaker 2: I've been trying. I've been.
Speaker 4: I've been.
Speaker 2: I've been on my supplement game more probably the last
couple of months. Do green drink every day? No, I'm
proud of it's red drink. Whether it's like Lions made
and like beats and and stuff.
Speaker 1: Was telling me about she was talking about Lions Man.
I'm like, yeah, you know, teas big on that as well.
Speaker 4: I said.
Speaker 1: The only thing that kind of turns me off to
it is when he gets to like take part of
the Lion's man, he makes this face.
Speaker 4: It's hard to unsee.
Speaker 2: Well, so I'm not doing the lions made in the
coffee anymore, okay, even though I think that was actually
my favorite way to do it. But that red drink
has like multiple other things that are good for you
in it, so that.
Speaker 7: He starts like choking on it too, like beats. Oh
you're drinking beat juice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the beats are in there. I think that's what
the red Catchum.
Speaker 4: If anybody knows how the beats, it's you. That's true.
Speaker 2: That's why they master beat her every part said what
position you played in? Quit Shall said, beat his son,
get out in my face? Fanself.
Speaker 4: Katie hates now that.
Speaker 1: Every time we bring up, like we're trying to figure
out which movie to watch.
Speaker 4: And like a new state of the movie comes out.
Speaker 2: What's the job? She's like, I hate it?
Speaker 4: Stop I love.
Speaker 1: On my birthday, we were trying to like figure out
what to watch and like I was previeum movies and
I stopped on the latest Jason state them.
Speaker 4: Get like a working man.
Speaker 2: She goes, just let's just do it. You know you're
gonna do it. We know what we're getting into. It's
your birth just do it. Didn't even did you you
didn't watch it forty What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Lay off me?
Speaker 7: Guys old didn't even make it through the baseball.
Speaker 1: Game the other night.
Speaker 4: It's fine, didn't either.
Speaker 2: Does Taylor even realized he looks like Liam mcpoile.
Speaker 6: I looked that, skuy up. This is the one point
for Daniel bash him.
Speaker 2: Taylor gets so offended when mcpoiles love milk, This guy
has facial color. Did y'all not have to drink milk
at dinner? Growing up? I drink milk?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, growing up?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: I mean we had it in the school cafeteria.
Speaker 4: Have grown up.
Speaker 2: I loved it, still does it? I had to as well.
Speaker 1: But like Joe is sitting over the top, like, finish
your milk, pale or you're not getting up.
Speaker 3: More?
Speaker 2: Next off the bench, coming up? What am I talking about? Gordon?
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Speaker 4: You think they use that accent in court? I think
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Speaker 2: Good Gordon, Welcome in to the best morning sports, This
show around Off the Bench with Hester and t Bob
Iigre Ryan Smith. I hope ta bot is currently putting
Taylor's face on mcpoils make it happen my rubot Son. Hey, uh, Taylor,
do we have an update on the Tiger droppings cheating scandal.
It hasn't. It hasn't gone last night. It doesn't really
go anywhere.
Speaker 1: I forgot all about that. That's really where we got
lost in the sauce yesterday. I got to do a
couple of the the staples. It didn't really done anything
that would have been weekend winners that we smelbag usually
today normal.
Speaker 2: Yeah at a fifteen, we just don't know what it is.
Speaker 4: I be honest with you.
Speaker 2: It's that time of year.
Speaker 4: We've had a lot, a lot going around here.
Speaker 2: That is true. That is true. Taylor van Li or
Taylor Dune. If we're going into the tea bot Ben,
Taylor Vanne what Ben? What's been done? Has he done
in Olivia Dunlan? Yes? Oh yeah, there's Taylor Dune. Yeah
remember me and you and the skemes and done photoshoot?
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, No, Taylor van lyt for life, sure,
for sure.
Speaker 2: Taylor van lifts so hot? Uh o, tob mailbag, Happy
days are here again? No more car talk. I want
to miss Derek Carr. He was good for content. He
was you could car, you could farm. Derek Carr hate
like like a medieval Asian man in the rice fields.
Like it was just endless toil. And people would always
click on the videos. I don't can we farm shuck?
If we do a Tyler Shuck video, will people click
on it?
Speaker 5: Farm corn? And he shut corn?
Speaker 2: Okay? That's I like that. I like that a lot.
Good job.
Speaker 6: But you mean, like like if I posted a Tyler
Shark video like from this show on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, they blow up. Okay, he's the
new QB man that's gonna blowkay out here shucking, shucking
corn banging and again he'll be on this show next week.
Hell yeah. A lot of logistics we got to figure out,
but he'll be here.
Speaker 5: We'll figure it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're your's gonna be recording.
Speaker 5: Sorry, which is doable, very doable.
Speaker 2: I used to do when I was early in radio
and w BEL. I used to record because I was
eight to midnight.
Speaker 1: I had so many Oh yeah, I'd record a ton
of stuff for later in the show.
Speaker 2: Was his content or car tent? True?
Speaker 4: Great song? It really is banger after banger today.
Speaker 5: I can't go wrong with old country now that cars gone.
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