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<v Speaker 1>It's the funk that to the day.

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<v Speaker 2>We make you look smart. If your buddies, it's the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck that to the day. Here's what I should have asked,

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<v Speaker 2>what should do that fresh out of bed? Head to head?

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<v Speaker 1>How many stars?

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<v Speaker 2>And then they would have chimed in, and then he

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<v Speaker 2>would have said one, thinking that it was asking about

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<v Speaker 2>the Texas flag.

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<v Speaker 1>But I would have been asking about how many stars

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<v Speaker 1>are around the mountain In the Paramount Pictures logo. Think

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<v Speaker 1>about it, the mountain comes up, and then that that

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<v Speaker 1>circle of stars goes around the mountains six for twenty two.

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<v Speaker 1>They represent the twenty two movie stars they originally signed

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen sixteen. Yep, so you gotta really kind of

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<v Speaker 1>visualize that logo twenty two stars.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's move on. Honey nut cheerios.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't contain any nuts. That is fun. They replaced the

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<v Speaker 1>ground almonds with natural almond flavor that comes from ground

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<v Speaker 1>up peach and apricot pits.

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<v Speaker 2>They did that back in two thousand and six.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, makes sense?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no nuts and honey nut cheerios. They're nutless. Why

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<v Speaker 2>I know someone else that's nutless?

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<v Speaker 1>Next fun fact?

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<v Speaker 2>Which one do I want to do here? Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 2>do this because everybody loves talking about billionaires. If you

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<v Speaker 2>had a billion dollars and you spent one thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 2>every single day, it would take you about two thousand,

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<v Speaker 2>seven hundred and forty nine years to run out of

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<v Speaker 2>that money.

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<v Speaker 1>That's neat, Alice.

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<v Speaker 2>Could you could you live on a thousand dollars a day? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>If I was a billionaire, I would donate all of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you would. It's the fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to the day. We make you look smart, Bunny,

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<v Speaker 2>your body says the fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Back to the day.