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<v Speaker 1>Ever a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology.

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<v Speaker 1>hour if you're just waking up and joining us. Breaking

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<v Speaker 1>news from early this morning, Pope Francis has passed away

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<v Speaker 1>at the age of eighty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>This after making somewhat of a surprise appearance yesterday in

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<v Speaker 2>the Vatican for Easter services. Taco cruising around in the

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<v Speaker 2>Pope movie.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's kind of like the last gasp, if you

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<v Speaker 1>would kind of like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Final farewell, yeah and then lo and behold, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>got the news that he passed this morning. That means

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<v Speaker 2>the one hundred and thirty eight eligible cardinals will convene

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<v Speaker 2>the conclave and get to pick in a new pulpe.

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<v Speaker 2>And we'll watch that smokestack there at the Vatican for

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<v Speaker 2>the white smoke to know that they have done. So

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<v Speaker 2>that'll be in the coming days. Idiotology, let's get going

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<v Speaker 2>with that. Yeah, Red Robin restaurants. You ever eat a

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<v Speaker 2>Red Robin? They make a good burger, taco bob.

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<v Speaker 1>I have never eaten it or Red Robin, but I

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<v Speaker 1>do admit they have a catchy commercial commercial Red Robin.

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<v Speaker 2>They just rolled out something called their bottomless Burger passes

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<v Speaker 2>and as you might suspect, this proved to be incredibly

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<v Speaker 2>popular in a high demand item and it caused things

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<v Speaker 2>to go sideways quickly. You ever eaten robbing yourself? I

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<v Speaker 2>have several times. There's one in Sanford that I'll go

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<v Speaker 2>to from time to time with the wife.

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<v Speaker 1>We enjoy it is it is it Red Robin like

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<v Speaker 1>a fast food setting, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Sit dine in. Yeah, table service, never been to one.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a server, have a nice bar there you go, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>full make a solid anyway, the bottomless Burger promotion was

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<v Speaker 2>this deal where for twenty bucks you could go in

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<v Speaker 2>every day during the month of May and get a

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<v Speaker 2>burger and a side. I mean that's that's you're out

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<v Speaker 2>of your mind. Twenty bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that I mean it costs twenty bucks to go

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<v Speaker 1>to a fast food joint now for two people are

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<v Speaker 1>actually for one.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost the pass is apparently sold out instantly. This left

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<v Speaker 2>very few with them in hand, in many incredibly aggravated,

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<v Speaker 2>on top of the website crashing as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you have it blew up in your face,

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<v Speaker 1>as Pat said, because not only are people pissed, but

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<v Speaker 1>also the people that do have them are gonna eat

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<v Speaker 1>you out of house at home, right smart got if

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<v Speaker 1>you're twenty dollars and you can eat there every day.

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<v Speaker 2>If you got one of those in the whole month

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<v Speaker 2>of May, how many times do you really think you'd

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<v Speaker 2>end up going?

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<v Speaker 1>Realistically, Oh, I'm not like the massive you know burger.

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<v Speaker 1>I love burgers, but I'm not gonna eat them every

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<v Speaker 1>day for six times.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't you think that? Like a normal person who got

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<v Speaker 2>one of these passes, after you did it a few

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<v Speaker 2>times and you, oh, I have the bottomless Burger pass.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you think you'd start feeling like they're looking at

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<v Speaker 2>me like, here comes that guy again, Eh, one of

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<v Speaker 2>those losers at the bottom of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now do they check ID when you walk in with it?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm not gonna use all the time, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say, hey, Pat, here's a red robin bottomless burger

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<v Speaker 1>and they're gonna see red coming in hot to the

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<v Speaker 1>red Robin.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it can be redeemed once a day, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>but do you have to show ID. I'm not quite

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<v Speaker 2>sure that they'd have to mechanics of how it actually worked.

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<v Speaker 2>They would have to, or you'd have to have something

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<v Speaker 2>on file. I'm guessing since it was an online deal,

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<v Speaker 2>you would get something that they scanned each time you

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<v Speaker 2>used it, and that would, you know, knock that day out.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's good for the whole month of May. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So it's we're gonna see even more updates on the

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<v Speaker 1>Red Robin Pat or bottomless Burger pass soon because May

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<v Speaker 1>is right around the corner.

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<v Speaker 2>They're gonna get boned on this one. Well, we have

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<v Speaker 2>no idea how many of these they actually sold. It

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<v Speaker 2>says a limited number, which who knows what could be

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<v Speaker 2>three of them, even they're good. That would be some

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<v Speaker 2>bad news if that got out.

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<v Speaker 1>They're getting yeah, exactly, they're getting some free advertising. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>congratulations if you got one of those. All right, we've

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<v Speaker 1>got a headline of the week contender coming right out

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<v Speaker 1>of the gates here this morning. I will throw in

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<v Speaker 1>that this is also a potentially confusing headline of the week. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, I want to I'm wanna just run the

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<v Speaker 1>recorder right go.

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<v Speaker 2>Staten Island sex toy fire destroyed home of eighty eight

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<v Speaker 2>year old woman who's now living in terror. One more time.

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<v Speaker 2>Staten Island sex toy fire destroyed home of eighty eight

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<v Speaker 2>year old woman who's now living in terror. Let's let's

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<v Speaker 2>break this down. As the headline reads, I was expecting

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<v Speaker 2>an eighty eight year old woman was utilizing a sex

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<v Speaker 2>toy and it lit it on fire, burning her home down.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought maybe her home was next door to a

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<v Speaker 1>sex toy shop.

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<v Speaker 2>Her home, Actually, you're close. You're on the right track,

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Bob. Her home is adjacent some dude who was

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<v Speaker 2>in his backyard who lit a fire in an attempt,

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<v Speaker 2>in his words, to remove DNA evidence from a rubber vagina, sir,

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<v Speaker 2>and the fire got out of control, got it this

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<v Speaker 2>woman's house and burn her home down.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that that's the headline guy trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>DNA all of his rubber vagina burns down an old

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<v Speaker 1>dy's house. Well, that's downy, headline writer did not do

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<v Speaker 1>their job. They failed.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they did do their job because it suckered

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<v Speaker 2>someone some sick, twisted mind like me thinking we got

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<v Speaker 2>an eighty eight year old with a dog or fire. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we're trying to erase that visual.

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<v Speaker 1>No I'm not. I never had the visual because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>smarter than that. Not gross like you were saying with

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<v Speaker 1>a twisted mind, I do have a twisted mine. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I want you and I to be the editors here

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<v Speaker 1>or the headline writers. Yeah, go ahead and throw a

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<v Speaker 1>headline out with just the guy. Forget the eighty years.

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<v Speaker 1>You could put her in there at the end, but

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<v Speaker 1>she's not the facto.

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<v Speaker 2>Staten Island perverts sex toy fire in effort to eliminate

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<v Speaker 2>DNA evidence, burns down, inadvertently burns eighty eight year old

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<v Speaker 2>woman's down.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye now see, And then that's where me, being the editor,

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<v Speaker 1>would say, throw a rubber vagina in there instead of

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<v Speaker 1>sex toy that grabs you, that that makes you straight

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<v Speaker 1>open that article.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to start writing headlines and finally something else

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<v Speaker 2>for you to look at. At the jr Facebook page,

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<v Speaker 2>strange site in Brooklyn, New York, gentleman on a bicycle

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<v Speaker 2>balancing a refrigerator on his head. Full size refrigerator taco real? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh on, you said on the Facebook page. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 2>scroll down to see the picture of the refrigerator. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I see the fridge. So it's a guy named Layboy

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<v Speaker 2>who his real name is Gabriel Davis. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if he used to play for the UCF Knights or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Was riding a city bike down Nassau Avenue in green

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<v Speaker 2>Point when he was spotted with the full size refrigerator

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<v Speaker 2>on his head.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this one of those guys that delivers them on

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<v Speaker 1>your to your house and you just marvel as oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>He says that he is a pro level balancer. He is.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's honestly, he's riding a bike, as Pat said,

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<v Speaker 1>with a full sized fridge. How is that even possible?

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<v Speaker 1>It ain't just some little mini college fridge. Even if

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<v Speaker 1>it was, that would be quite a sight as well.

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<v Speaker 1>You must have a sore knack. But yeah, do you

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<v Speaker 1>marvel at those guys too that come walking in with

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<v Speaker 1>the fridge backpack when they, oh, somebody delivers a washer,

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<v Speaker 1>dryer or a fridge, Yes, and they have it on

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<v Speaker 1>a some kind of harnesses on their back.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to sit down on them and say, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly does that work?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Could could we sit down and talk about how strong

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<v Speaker 1>the bat?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on here? Hey? Does that work on couches?

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<v Speaker 2>I got a few I'd like rearranged here.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I realized instead that he just made me marvel

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<v Speaker 1>at something, to the point where he dented the front

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<v Speaker 1>of the fridge, and I didn't notice because I was

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<v Speaker 1>so impressed with the backpack.

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<v Speaker 2>Right exact Taco Demand download the iHeartRadio app. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe you score tickets.