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Speaker 1: hour if you're just waking up and joining us. Breaking
Speaker 1: news from early this morning, Pope Francis has passed away
Speaker 1: at the age of eighty eight.
Speaker 2: This after making somewhat of a surprise appearance yesterday in
Speaker 2: the Vatican for Easter services. Taco cruising around in the
Speaker 2: Pope movie.
Speaker 1: And it's kind of like the last gasp, if you
Speaker 1: would kind of like a.
Speaker 2: Final farewell, yeah and then lo and behold, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: got the news that he passed this morning. That means
Speaker 2: the one hundred and thirty eight eligible cardinals will convene
Speaker 2: the conclave and get to pick in a new pulpe.
Speaker 2: And we'll watch that smokestack there at the Vatican for
Speaker 2: the white smoke to know that they have done. So
Speaker 2: that'll be in the coming days. Idiotology, let's get going
Speaker 2: with that. Yeah, Red Robin restaurants. You ever eat a
Speaker 2: Red Robin? They make a good burger, taco bob.
Speaker 1: I have never eaten it or Red Robin, but I
Speaker 1: do admit they have a catchy commercial commercial Red Robin.
Speaker 2: They just rolled out something called their bottomless Burger passes
Speaker 2: and as you might suspect, this proved to be incredibly
Speaker 2: popular in a high demand item and it caused things
Speaker 2: to go sideways quickly. You ever eaten robbing yourself? I
Speaker 2: have several times. There's one in Sanford that I'll go
Speaker 2: to from time to time with the wife.
Speaker 1: We enjoy it is it is it Red Robin like
Speaker 1: a fast food setting, just.
Speaker 2: Sit dine in. Yeah, table service, never been to one.
Speaker 2: You have a server, have a nice bar there you go, Yeah,
Speaker 2: full make a solid anyway, the bottomless Burger promotion was
Speaker 2: this deal where for twenty bucks you could go in
Speaker 2: every day during the month of May and get a
Speaker 2: burger and a side. I mean that's that's you're out
Speaker 2: of your mind. Twenty bucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah that I mean it costs twenty bucks to go
Speaker 1: to a fast food joint now for two people are
Speaker 1: actually for one.
Speaker 2: Almost the pass is apparently sold out instantly. This left
Speaker 2: very few with them in hand, in many incredibly aggravated,
Speaker 2: on top of the website crashing as well.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you have it blew up in your face,
Speaker 1: as Pat said, because not only are people pissed, but
Speaker 1: also the people that do have them are gonna eat
Speaker 1: you out of house at home, right smart got if
Speaker 1: you're twenty dollars and you can eat there every day.
Speaker 2: If you got one of those in the whole month
Speaker 2: of May, how many times do you really think you'd
Speaker 2: end up going?
Speaker 1: Realistically, Oh, I'm not like the massive you know burger.
Speaker 1: I love burgers, but I'm not gonna eat them every
Speaker 1: day for six times.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you think that? Like a normal person who got
Speaker 2: one of these passes, after you did it a few
Speaker 2: times and you, oh, I have the bottomless Burger pass.
Speaker 2: Don't you think you'd start feeling like they're looking at
Speaker 2: me like, here comes that guy again, Eh, one of
Speaker 2: those losers at the bottom of it.
Speaker 1: Now do they check ID when you walk in with it?
Speaker 1: Because I'm not gonna use all the time, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say, hey, Pat, here's a red robin bottomless burger
Speaker 1: and they're gonna see red coming in hot to the
Speaker 1: red Robin.
Speaker 2: I guess it can be redeemed once a day, I know,
Speaker 2: but do you have to show ID. I'm not quite
Speaker 2: sure that they'd have to mechanics of how it actually worked.
Speaker 2: They would have to, or you'd have to have something
Speaker 2: on file. I'm guessing since it was an online deal,
Speaker 2: you would get something that they scanned each time you
Speaker 2: used it, and that would, you know, knock that day out.
Speaker 1: So it's good for the whole month of May. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So it's we're gonna see even more updates on the
Speaker 1: Red Robin Pat or bottomless Burger pass soon because May
Speaker 1: is right around the corner.
Speaker 2: They're gonna get boned on this one. Well, we have
Speaker 2: no idea how many of these they actually sold. It
Speaker 2: says a limited number, which who knows what could be
Speaker 2: three of them, even they're good. That would be some
Speaker 2: bad news if that got out.
Speaker 1: They're getting yeah, exactly, they're getting some free advertising. Anyway,
Speaker 1: congratulations if you got one of those. All right, we've
Speaker 1: got a headline of the week contender coming right out
Speaker 1: of the gates here this morning. I will throw in
Speaker 1: that this is also a potentially confusing headline of the week. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, I want to I'm wanna just run the
Speaker 1: recorder right go.
Speaker 2: Staten Island sex toy fire destroyed home of eighty eight
Speaker 2: year old woman who's now living in terror. One more time.
Speaker 2: Staten Island sex toy fire destroyed home of eighty eight
Speaker 2: year old woman who's now living in terror. Let's let's
Speaker 2: break this down. As the headline reads, I was expecting
Speaker 2: an eighty eight year old woman was utilizing a sex
Speaker 2: toy and it lit it on fire, burning her home down.
Speaker 1: I thought maybe her home was next door to a
Speaker 1: sex toy shop.
Speaker 2: Her home, Actually, you're close. You're on the right track,
Speaker 2: Taco Bob. Her home is adjacent some dude who was
Speaker 2: in his backyard who lit a fire in an attempt,
Speaker 2: in his words, to remove DNA evidence from a rubber vagina, sir,
Speaker 2: and the fire got out of control, got it this
Speaker 2: woman's house and burn her home down.
Speaker 1: I think that that's the headline guy trying to get
Speaker 1: DNA all of his rubber vagina burns down an old
Speaker 1: dy's house. Well, that's downy, headline writer did not do
Speaker 1: their job. They failed.
Speaker 2: I think they did do their job because it suckered
Speaker 2: someone some sick, twisted mind like me thinking we got
Speaker 2: an eighty eight year old with a dog or fire. Okay,
Speaker 2: we're trying to erase that visual.
Speaker 1: No I'm not. I never had the visual because I'm
Speaker 1: smarter than that. Not gross like you were saying with
Speaker 1: a twisted mind, I do have a twisted mine. Now
Speaker 1: I want you and I to be the editors here
Speaker 1: or the headline writers. Yeah, go ahead and throw a
Speaker 1: headline out with just the guy. Forget the eighty years.
Speaker 1: You could put her in there at the end, but
Speaker 1: she's not the facto.
Speaker 2: Staten Island perverts sex toy fire in effort to eliminate
Speaker 2: DNA evidence, burns down, inadvertently burns eighty eight year old
Speaker 2: woman's down.
Speaker 1: Ye now see, And then that's where me, being the editor,
Speaker 1: would say, throw a rubber vagina in there instead of
Speaker 1: sex toy that grabs you, that that makes you straight
Speaker 1: open that article.
Speaker 2: We need to start writing headlines and finally something else
Speaker 2: for you to look at. At the jr Facebook page,
Speaker 2: strange site in Brooklyn, New York, gentleman on a bicycle
Speaker 2: balancing a refrigerator on his head. Full size refrigerator taco real? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh on, you said on the Facebook page. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: scroll down to see the picture of the refrigerator. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I see the fridge. So it's a guy named Layboy
Speaker 2: who his real name is Gabriel Davis. I don't know
Speaker 2: if he used to play for the UCF Knights or not.
Speaker 2: Was riding a city bike down Nassau Avenue in green
Speaker 2: Point when he was spotted with the full size refrigerator
Speaker 2: on his head.
Speaker 1: Is this one of those guys that delivers them on
Speaker 1: your to your house and you just marvel as oh
Speaker 1: my gosh.
Speaker 2: He says that he is a pro level balancer. He is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's honestly, he's riding a bike, as Pat said,
Speaker 1: with a full sized fridge. How is that even possible?
Speaker 1: It ain't just some little mini college fridge. Even if
Speaker 1: it was, that would be quite a sight as well.
Speaker 1: You must have a sore knack. But yeah, do you
Speaker 1: marvel at those guys too that come walking in with
Speaker 1: the fridge backpack when they, oh, somebody delivers a washer,
Speaker 1: dryer or a fridge, Yes, and they have it on
Speaker 1: a some kind of harnesses on their back.
Speaker 2: It's fantastic.
Speaker 1: I want to sit down on them and say, hey, man,
Speaker 1: exactly does that work?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Could could we sit down and talk about how strong
Speaker 1: the bat?
Speaker 2: What's going on here? Hey? Does that work on couches?
Speaker 2: I got a few I'd like rearranged here.
Speaker 1: Then I realized instead that he just made me marvel
Speaker 1: at something, to the point where he dented the front
Speaker 1: of the fridge, and I didn't notice because I was
Speaker 1: so impressed with the backpack.
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