Speaker 1: Lightman, I've ya a fand.
Speaker 2: The Kingfish.
Speaker 3: We as old brothers in that dream Roy, and as
Speaker 3: in the locket your old friend Bill Hay, here they are,
Speaker 3: and the.
Speaker 4: Mystic nights of a Sea.
Speaker 3: Male Chorus and quartet, gentlemen beast seated. Well, Andy, I
Speaker 3: see you where you're derby even in the minstrel show.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, sir, yes, sir, tonight my unlike the night boy, I'm.
Speaker 3: Really gonna do.
Speaker 5: Someone likes around here.
Speaker 3: Well, what's that? I see you've got a gun strapped
Speaker 3: on your belt? There? What's behind there? Never mind, never mind, Bill,
Speaker 3: you gon't find out.
Speaker 5: Just don't stop me from unliken messal.
Speaker 3: And by the way, Andy, the last time I was
Speaker 3: over at your house, you had a nice bunch of
Speaker 3: chickens over there. How are they getting along?
Speaker 5: Well, I got a new bunch of chickens over there now, Bill,
Speaker 5: and I got the smartest rooster in the world.
Speaker 3: Well, what makes you think you roosteris so smart?
Speaker 4: Aby?
Speaker 5: Well, right next to zord Our house, a man's got
Speaker 5: a couple of ostriches over there. Yeah yeah, And there's
Speaker 5: a hole in the fence. So this rooster I got
Speaker 5: went next door and he seed, this ostriche egg land there.
Speaker 5: So he took his feet and he pushed that ostrich
Speaker 5: egg threw the hole in the fence over in the backyard.
Speaker 5: Then he called all the hens round the age, Yes,
Speaker 5: you go on, I'm going. And then this roosters say
Speaker 5: to the hens, he's a gals. I ain't complaining, but
Speaker 5: I just want to show you what they is doing
Speaker 5: other places.
Speaker 3: Now, ladies and gentlemen, we should like to present one
Speaker 3: of the members of the large quartet, assisted by the
Speaker 3: quartet and Carter in their burgeon off sing baby sing.
Speaker 5: When god bull trouble, the same baby thing you like
Speaker 5: the birdie sing baby things.
Speaker 2: When col Wender comes, they're all out of frum or the.
Speaker 4: Bird they baby.
Speaker 2: Scree crits, Oh, oh, don't you know on a song
Speaker 2: a day?
Speaker 4: Keeps me no more.
Speaker 2: I don't like no with a swing way on my
Speaker 2: new things, baby old business, some trouble juice say, baby thing,
Speaker 2: you just like birdy dud, same baby thing. When call
Speaker 2: Wender comes, they're all under round or.
Speaker 4: The birdy day baby a man a here with yourself.
Speaker 4: Oh don't do a song a day?
Speaker 2: Keep me o mister my way.
Speaker 4: Now that's hard.
Speaker 2: I don't my mousing with that certain wing.
Speaker 3: Well king's face, I'm glad to see you tonight. Well,
Speaker 3: but hey, are glad to be down here night at
Speaker 3: large hall. See all the brothers out there in the orders.
Speaker 3: You know what, must give the brothers a great feeling
Speaker 3: to see me up here working for him. Of course
Speaker 3: I is their true leader and honest brother.
Speaker 4: Fine goings on.
Speaker 3: That's gratitude twenty moday. By the way, how's your mother
Speaker 3: in law?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Ain't you not here bout hermsay, he was kicked by
Speaker 3: a mule. You don't mean to tell me your mother
Speaker 3: in law was kicked by mule?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he let her have a good one. Well, I
Speaker 3: want to drop by. Uh, well, we had one hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty five people at the house yesterday. He's that
Speaker 3: so extending their sympathy.
Speaker 4: I know, sir, they won't buy that mule.
Speaker 2: You know my mother.
Speaker 3: At this time, I should like to pretend the man
Speaker 3: whose voice is familiar to all of you, amos and
Speaker 3: man they have selected for their first guest star America's
Speaker 3: celebrated tenor, mister Frank Parker. Mister Parker will sing Mandy,
Speaker 3: I'm sick the pollage in nineteen ninety. It's the rag,
Speaker 3: he's the rack. Mandy, do you take this man Frank
Speaker 3: Parker to be your loving husband and Parma to honor
Speaker 3: him through sickness and two health?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I can't make your my mind.
Speaker 2: Now listen Many as a minister Handy, and it Shoulbren
Speaker 2: Beddy if we let him make a bee hold, don't
Speaker 2: you leave? He's a mean thing, isn't it?
Speaker 5: A handy?
Speaker 2: Come along? And as the.
Speaker 6: Wedding time to bring happy time for many, handy, No,
Speaker 6: don't you.
Speaker 2: Everyday I'm along? And then the wedding time bring happy
Speaker 2: time form many.
Speaker 3: Before continuing at the show, I should like to say
Speaker 3: that some time ago, Absident two Faith was licensed exclusively
Speaker 3: to use a newly discovered ingredient called crea.
Speaker 4: Now from my god, look, go Andy, what did you do? Im?
Speaker 4: Annoyrem I'm gonna unlick around you tonight. Oh oh, they
Speaker 4: got me. Here's king fish.
Speaker 3: Help me deliver this message the physicist and.
Speaker 5: I take care of it.
Speaker 3: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Here least is the toothpaste.
Speaker 3: And then it's a disappointment of old fashioned jennifers.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna wact round here if I gotta knock
Speaker 3: everybody off, say Lightning, Lightning, come here, take this announcement,
Speaker 3: delivered this message that caught.
Speaker 4: You fash your who way and read it, lightened, read it.
Speaker 4: You gotta deliver the message.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about the Kings's I'll read it.
Speaker 4: Are ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Why not give up those old fashion disappointment Jennifers, Well,
Speaker 1: I hate to do this.
Speaker 3: Captain Dennis.
Speaker 1: The only toothpast that contains here and would not only
Speaker 1: float the waste film, but nothing else can it also
Speaker 1: steps up the must at.
Speaker 4: The surprising speed.
Speaker 3: I'll get him this time.
Speaker 1: I promise you that once you try this toothpast, you
Speaker 1: want to give up them old fashioned times.
Speaker 4: And you peptident all the time, you hitting the man.
Speaker 3: I'm shooting right in the middle, Rightning.
Speaker 5: What is the matter with you?
Speaker 1: Well, I tell you, as Vanda, the pets didn't come
Speaker 1: without something like this was don't happen.
Speaker 4: And there's that me a bulletproof this.
Speaker 3: Well, amos, you'll seem very happy tonight.
Speaker 4: Yes the US, Hey, I is everything going along fine?
Speaker 4: Up to now? UH got a nice crowd of attend audience.
Speaker 3: Yes, we have a very nice audience here tonight.
Speaker 4: Well look at that. There's your wife in the front row.
Speaker 3: There he is he, Yeah, missus Hey wanted to come
Speaker 3: down tonight to see the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's all just up and he's and down. Stand
Speaker 4: up in his hey and let the people see you, folks,
Speaker 4: that's Bill Hay his wife. Yes, sir, you know Bill.
Speaker 4: Last time I seed you waves, her arms were so
Speaker 4: very thin. I was just looking at a forearm there.
Speaker 4: How big it is. She must be playing tennis or something.
Speaker 3: She No, she isn't, But I'm glad you asked that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well what makes arms so big?
Speaker 3: Deal? Well, Amos, I've invented a liniment. By rubbing this
Speaker 3: lineament to my wife's arm, I find that it makes
Speaker 3: her arm much larger.
Speaker 4: Oh, you rubbed the linament on the arms and lads
Speaker 4: and larger.
Speaker 3: Huh, that's right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was just looking at her there till you
Speaker 4: must have spilled a little of that on the feet too.
Speaker 3: And yes, ladies and gentlemen, Amos Jones, assisted by Andrew Baum,
Speaker 3: the quartet and the chorus will sing. We'll sing. Let
Speaker 3: me see what is the name of that son? Let's
Speaker 3: see hey.
Speaker 4: The name of his song, the.
Speaker 2: Name of their songs, dinner, yes and.
Speaker 4: Roll liner, give me Dinah.
Speaker 5: They you about the proudest one beneath the sixtie son.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the news is britten about that whending. Can you
Speaker 3: hear them church bells ringing? Here's the dong my heart
Speaker 3: keeps singing.
Speaker 2: Is anyone find in the sea the line up?
Speaker 4: If need then you know her long more?
Speaker 3: She joined on me, oh dyning up where the dick
Speaker 3: yard blease?
Speaker 4: The hour long? Then games there, judy yards. Don't jump
Speaker 4: my dinal league every night? Why why are bright? He
Speaker 4: called my dyn of money.
Speaker 2: Change your mind if you do, didn't get out out
Speaker 2: and get.
Speaker 4: Out, Gord Dinau.
Speaker 2: If you want to do Kina, I would hop over
Speaker 2: your line up else to be with Donald Lee.
Speaker 4: Dyea Dina, Dina downa down. You're there only one.
Speaker 2: Fine up in the North Carolina.
Speaker 5: If this then you know long bed what you call me?
Speaker 4: Dna? Where's the dick yard bleas? This now along? Then
Speaker 4: gaze is to the eyes.
Speaker 3: Of my dyne of lead, and every the night while
Speaker 3: you lie agre bright he called the kind of mind.
Speaker 2: Need your mind?
Speaker 4: Lord? If he wanted to China, I would happen on
Speaker 4: your line.
Speaker 5: Bill, I hope you don't call that thing and he
Speaker 5: can't sing no more the monkey.
Speaker 3: No, wait a minute, pan, wait a minute.
Speaker 4: Nothing.
Speaker 5: If you want to hear something and let me think something.
Speaker 3: I didn't know you could sing.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, when I sings, I really goes down after him.
Speaker 3: Yes, sir, I go way down below low h You
Speaker 3: mean you can sing as low as low C or
Speaker 3: lower than below low C.
Speaker 5: Below the seeds.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm exactly gonna get wet doing this. Put on
Speaker 3: no divers do or nothing, but I get way down
Speaker 3: there though. Oh you do? All right, go ahead, Let's
Speaker 3: see what you can do with it.
Speaker 5: All right, I'll show you a crying around here boys, alright,
Speaker 5: brother and down here.
Speaker 4: I yeah, you go ahead, mose.
Speaker 3: And get up clothes down.
Speaker 2: Listen to this.
Speaker 5: Uh listen, Leada, give me a couple of chords and
Speaker 5: something there. I'll show you some blow singing.
Speaker 3: Many brave hearts all asleep in the deep. Oh be well,
Speaker 3: be hop dog.
Speaker 4: Be you really going down there? Now?
Speaker 1: Be?
Speaker 6: Who is low.
Speaker 1: Be?
Speaker 4: Sand bag? You buddy?
Speaker 3: Uh uh uh eyes, I guess Graham Finale by the
Speaker 3: entire company the Mystic Knights of the Sea Minstrels with
Speaker 3: those inimitable end man name of and Andy Lighting and
Speaker 3: the Kingfish, The Mystic Knights of the Seamile Carus and
Speaker 3: Quartet with your old friend Bill Hayes Interlocket have been
Speaker 3: presented by the Pepsivan Company, makers of Pepsican. Two Face
Speaker 3: Amos and Andy will be back with you Monday night
Speaker 3: at the same time with their regular episodes.
Speaker 4: He look at that bunch of people out do it
Speaker 4: instead with Andon.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was talking to the Kingfish and he said
Speaker 5: that they had to turn away about two thousand people.
Speaker 3: They couldn't get him in here.
Speaker 4: Good. They had two pounds people that they couldn't get
Speaker 4: into play.
Speaker 5: They routed it up all over all over the place.
Speaker 3: I'm fronting of other places.
Speaker 4: Well, you know what we ought to do.
Speaker 3: We ought to put on the show again next Friday
Speaker 3: night and kids the jokes and songs and everything around.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 3: By a thong mingle song for your fum link thing
Speaker 3: for your song, I said.
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