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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let chataco one on one

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<v Speaker 1>one W jr R at your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, This hour of the Lynch of Taco Show

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<v Speaker 2>here on JR R is brought to you by bud

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<v Speaker 2>Light's Thursday night football pre game with us. We'll be

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<v Speaker 2>out ahead of the Broncos Chargers game tonight's. We're I

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<v Speaker 2>headed to see you in Palm Bay at Siggy. He's

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<v Speaker 2>an American bar there on Malabar, starting at six. I

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<v Speaker 2>know we're gonna have Monster Jam tickets. I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna have other concert tickets. Wouldn't you say? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I would say. And then we're gonna have bucket specials.

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<v Speaker 3>And when you grab that ice cold beer out of

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<v Speaker 3>the bucket, whether it be an ice cold bud Light

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<v Speaker 3>or maybe a neutral, you slide it right into a

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<v Speaker 3>b W O koozy while they last. Now we're talking

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<v Speaker 3>Siggy's Palm Bays starting at six tonight. I like how

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<v Speaker 3>you put it. Even if you're not in the football,

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<v Speaker 3>just come on out share some hot all of a

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<v Speaker 3>cheer with us.

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<v Speaker 2>We want to share it with you. Boy, what an

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<v Speaker 2>ingrate we have here? Apparently in New Jersey, this thirty

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<v Speaker 2>two year old woman is she flying drones? You better

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<v Speaker 2>just tap the brakes there. Oh, tap the brakes there, buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be getting to drones a little bit later. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 2>actually sooner than you thought. But anyway, she I guess

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<v Speaker 2>fell on hard times and was temporarily living with her

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<v Speaker 2>fifty seven year old mother. It happens more and more now. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 2>this doesn't usually attacking and killing mom that you're temporarily

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<v Speaker 2>living with using a curtain rod, a hammer, and a screwdriver.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh those are household items.

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<v Speaker 3>She wrapped her in the curtain after, you know, like

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<v Speaker 3>the other mobsters do up there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's usually a carpet. I don't know, just it's your mother.

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<v Speaker 2>She's taking you in your third two years old. Come on, lady.

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<v Speaker 2>She was still on top of the her mom when

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<v Speaker 2>police arrived on the scene. There.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like four o'clock in the afternoon. Just had Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet mom made some Thanksgiving dinner. Recently. We have

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<v Speaker 3>Christmas coming up, and you.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing says the Holidays like killing mom with a curtain rod,

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<v Speaker 2>a hammer, and a screwdriver. All this was going on

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<v Speaker 2>while someone else in the house was upstairs doing their homework.

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<v Speaker 3>This guy then this goes to court. Oh, they're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>throw the book at her.

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<v Speaker 2>Brings out the best of people. Huh you brought up drones,

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<v Speaker 2>taco wob Yeah, I mean it's all anybody talks about now, drone, drone, drone.

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<v Speaker 2>I uh. In some regards, I have to give a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of respect here, just the American way of never

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<v Speaker 2>missing out. I'm potentially trying to make a bucker capitalize

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<v Speaker 2>on something. What is it? There's a short fiction that's

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<v Speaker 2>available for your kindle that's being sold on Amazon right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember Amazon originally was to buy books and stuff. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a short, fifty one page fictional work titled Bisexually pounded

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<v Speaker 2>by the mysterious New Jersey Drones. What would you like

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<v Speaker 2>to hear the description of the shorts? Of course, Hank's

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<v Speaker 2>evening walks are a highlight of his day, an opportunity

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<v Speaker 2>to disconnect from the usual chaos of work and tune

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<v Speaker 2>into the natural New Jersey landscape. It's a reliable routine,

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<v Speaker 2>but things change when Hank spots are gathering of mysterious

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<v Speaker 2>hovering objects in the evening sky. Upon returning home, Hank's

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<v Speaker 2>online research reveals that thousands of people have been spotting

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<v Speaker 2>these enigmatic flying drones. What they're doing up there, however,

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<v Speaker 2>a mystery. When two of these drones arrive at Hank's door,

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<v Speaker 2>the truth starts to gradually fall into place. It seems

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<v Speaker 2>there's much more happening in New Jersey skies than previously thought,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's more erotic and bisexual than anyone could have

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<v Speaker 2>ever imagined. This erotic tale is four thousand words of sizzling,

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<v Speaker 2>bisexual drone on human threesome action.

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<v Speaker 3>The little propeller on the sack is there, it is.

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<v Speaker 3>They just turned the propeller really slow, and it's just

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<v Speaker 3>one of these pats take a punching bag.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, hanksit and there go Yeah, who buys this?

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<v Speaker 3>Some some sci fi people one and uh, drone people.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna it's gonna sell. It's gonna sell. But does

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<v Speaker 3>your average person own a kindle? Does your average nerdy

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<v Speaker 3>person that would buy this? Or well, you don't have

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<v Speaker 3>to have a kindle. You can buy a digital book

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<v Speaker 3>and it's basically it's a digital book. Okay, the guy

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<v Speaker 3>that would do digital books. I'm not a guy that

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<v Speaker 3>would do books. I mean, I know true, I know reading.

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<v Speaker 3>His fundamental riff and and readers are winners because I

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<v Speaker 3>was keyword was.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll sell like sexually pounded by a drone. The propellers

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<v Speaker 2>turned to Lois.

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<v Speaker 3>It just slowly clips the bag and Hank loves every

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<v Speaker 3>minute of it as he is over there with his

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<v Speaker 3>his tongue in the doorway of the other drone.

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<v Speaker 2>As it borders between pleasure and pain.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, and that's there's the exact words that the

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<v Speaker 3>other drone with that he has his tongue in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes. We go to at Noel's Spain a Google

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<v Speaker 2>Maps slash street view card one the other day, flicking

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<v Speaker 2>it off to see if you would get me one

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<v Speaker 2>of those deals. A lot of us have seen these before,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're out there on a continent. They're always updating,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, trying to have the most recent information available

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<v Speaker 2>for maps and street view stuff. This car snapped a

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<v Speaker 2>photo that helped Spanish police catch the Wolf of Tajuco.

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh in an art dy or something. No, he's a murderer.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, they caught the Wolf of Tajuco the Google

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<v Speaker 2>Map slash street view car caught him stuffing a dead

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<v Speaker 2>body into the trunk of a car. That's the wolf.

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<v Speaker 2>Take a look at our Facebook page. It's right there

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<v Speaker 2>if you'd like to see the evidence for yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>See they get the wolf here sticking it in. Then

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<v Speaker 3>they get a young man in Maitland named Robbie shooting

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<v Speaker 3>him by bird in the rear view.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that is great. I mean he's dragging him of

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<v Speaker 2>all the precautions you would take to, you know, try

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<v Speaker 2>to maybe clearly. He's like in an alley or something there.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like a side street, trying to avoid probably

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<v Speaker 2>cameras and ironically the mobile one has won.

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<v Speaker 3>The look and what is it? It's wrapped in what

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<v Speaker 3>appears to be a curtain, could be could be a

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<v Speaker 3>jersey curtain off a jersey curtain?

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<v Speaker 2>Rod Is that? Mom? Mah? That could have been one

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<v Speaker 2>trying to do my homework up here? Could you too

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<v Speaker 2>settle down? Please me?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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