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Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We let chataco one on one
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Speaker 2: We want to share it with you. Boy, what an
Speaker 2: ingrate we have here? Apparently in New Jersey, this thirty
Speaker 2: two year old woman is she flying drones? You better
Speaker 2: just tap the brakes there. Oh, tap the brakes there, buddy.
Speaker 2: I'll be getting to drones a little bit later. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: actually sooner than you thought. But anyway, she I guess
Speaker 2: fell on hard times and was temporarily living with her
Speaker 2: fifty seven year old mother. It happens more and more now. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: this doesn't usually attacking and killing mom that you're temporarily
Speaker 2: living with using a curtain rod, a hammer, and a screwdriver.
Speaker 2: Oh those are household items.
Speaker 3: She wrapped her in the curtain after, you know, like
Speaker 3: the other mobsters do up there.
Speaker 2: It's usually a carpet. I don't know, just it's your mother.
Speaker 2: She's taking you in your third two years old. Come on, lady.
Speaker 2: She was still on top of the her mom when
Speaker 2: police arrived on the scene. There.
Speaker 3: It's like four o'clock in the afternoon. Just had Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: I bet mom made some Thanksgiving dinner. Recently. We have
Speaker 3: Christmas coming up, and you.
Speaker 2: Nothing says the Holidays like killing mom with a curtain rod,
Speaker 2: a hammer, and a screwdriver. All this was going on
Speaker 2: while someone else in the house was upstairs doing their homework.
Speaker 3: This guy then this goes to court. Oh, they're gonna
Speaker 3: throw the book at her.
Speaker 2: Brings out the best of people. Huh you brought up drones,
Speaker 2: taco wob Yeah, I mean it's all anybody talks about now, drone, drone, drone.
Speaker 2: I uh. In some regards, I have to give a
Speaker 2: lot of respect here, just the American way of never
Speaker 2: missing out. I'm potentially trying to make a bucker capitalize
Speaker 2: on something. What is it? There's a short fiction that's
Speaker 2: available for your kindle that's being sold on Amazon right now.
Speaker 2: Remember Amazon originally was to buy books and stuff. It's
Speaker 2: a short, fifty one page fictional work titled Bisexually pounded
Speaker 2: by the mysterious New Jersey Drones. What would you like
Speaker 2: to hear the description of the shorts? Of course, Hank's
Speaker 2: evening walks are a highlight of his day, an opportunity
Speaker 2: to disconnect from the usual chaos of work and tune
Speaker 2: into the natural New Jersey landscape. It's a reliable routine,
Speaker 2: but things change when Hank spots are gathering of mysterious
Speaker 2: hovering objects in the evening sky. Upon returning home, Hank's
Speaker 2: online research reveals that thousands of people have been spotting
Speaker 2: these enigmatic flying drones. What they're doing up there, however,
Speaker 2: a mystery. When two of these drones arrive at Hank's door,
Speaker 2: the truth starts to gradually fall into place. It seems
Speaker 2: there's much more happening in New Jersey skies than previously thought,
Speaker 2: and it's more erotic and bisexual than anyone could have
Speaker 2: ever imagined. This erotic tale is four thousand words of sizzling,
Speaker 2: bisexual drone on human threesome action.
Speaker 3: The little propeller on the sack is there, it is.
Speaker 3: They just turned the propeller really slow, and it's just
Speaker 3: one of these pats take a punching bag.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, hanksit and there go Yeah, who buys this?
Speaker 3: Some some sci fi people one and uh, drone people.
Speaker 3: It's gonna it's gonna sell. It's gonna sell. But does
Speaker 3: your average person own a kindle? Does your average nerdy
Speaker 3: person that would buy this? Or well, you don't have
Speaker 3: to have a kindle. You can buy a digital book
Speaker 3: and it's basically it's a digital book. Okay, the guy
Speaker 3: that would do digital books. I'm not a guy that
Speaker 3: would do books. I mean, I know true, I know reading.
Speaker 3: His fundamental riff and and readers are winners because I
Speaker 3: was keyword was.
Speaker 2: It'll sell like sexually pounded by a drone. The propellers
Speaker 2: turned to Lois.
Speaker 3: It just slowly clips the bag and Hank loves every
Speaker 3: minute of it as he is over there with his
Speaker 3: his tongue in the doorway of the other drone.
Speaker 2: As it borders between pleasure and pain.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, and that's there's the exact words that the
Speaker 3: other drone with that he has his tongue in.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes. We go to at Noel's Spain a Google
Speaker 2: Maps slash street view card one the other day, flicking
Speaker 2: it off to see if you would get me one
Speaker 2: of those deals. A lot of us have seen these before,
Speaker 2: and they're out there on a continent. They're always updating,
Speaker 2: you know, trying to have the most recent information available
Speaker 2: for maps and street view stuff. This car snapped a
Speaker 2: photo that helped Spanish police catch the Wolf of Tajuco.
Speaker 2: Ooh in an art dy or something. No, he's a murderer.
Speaker 2: In fact, they caught the Wolf of Tajuco the Google
Speaker 2: Map slash street view car caught him stuffing a dead
Speaker 2: body into the trunk of a car. That's the wolf.
Speaker 2: Take a look at our Facebook page. It's right there
Speaker 2: if you'd like to see the evidence for yourself.
Speaker 3: See they get the wolf here sticking it in. Then
Speaker 3: they get a young man in Maitland named Robbie shooting
Speaker 3: him by bird in the rear view.
Speaker 2: Oh that is great. I mean he's dragging him of
Speaker 2: all the precautions you would take to, you know, try
Speaker 2: to maybe clearly. He's like in an alley or something there.
Speaker 2: It looks like a side street, trying to avoid probably
Speaker 2: cameras and ironically the mobile one has won.
Speaker 3: The look and what is it? It's wrapped in what
Speaker 3: appears to be a curtain, could be could be a
Speaker 3: jersey curtain off a jersey curtain?
Speaker 2: Rod Is that? Mom? Mah? That could have been one
Speaker 2: trying to do my homework up here? Could you too
Speaker 2: settle down? Please me?
Speaker 1: No?
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