Speaker 1: Boys are back down. Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, Episode
Speaker 1: number three hundred and sixty five.
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Speaker 2: change on one of those. But regardless, three hundred and
Speaker 2: sixty five episodes, we've made it.
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Speaker 1: That's too many, That is too many.
Speaker 2: But there's many more to come. Too many more to come, James,
Speaker 2: More Deadlock is coming today.
Speaker 1: We're talking about WWF raw Is War June seventh, nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is somehow an episode we have not covered.
Speaker 2: I feel like we've talked about the moment. We've probably
Speaker 2: talked about recaps of the moment. We've referenced it a
Speaker 2: million times. It is a staple of being a pro
Speaker 2: wrestling fan. This promo in particular, this is the episode
Speaker 2: where the Greater slash Higher Power is revealed.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it took us three hundred and sixty
Speaker 1: five episodes to talk about this.
Speaker 2: By the way, I mean, I didn't realize we hadn't
Speaker 2: done it until somebody on the reddit said, I can't
Speaker 2: believe they haven't done this, and I agree.
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Speaker 2: it's time to talk about WF raw as War June seventh,
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into this raw here for June seventh,
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2: June seventh, you say six seven, Some could say that.
Speaker 1: A car driving by my.
Speaker 2: House June seventh, nineteen ninety nine. It is this episode
Speaker 2: of Roll and Uh, I'm actually kind of surprised we
Speaker 2: haven't covered this one. I think we've covered literally everything
Speaker 2: surrounding this, like the week before the week after, but
Speaker 2: we have not covered this particular episode where the Greater
Speaker 2: end or higher Power is revealed. They actually don't know
Speaker 2: which one it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was surprised too, So I was kind of
Speaker 1: happy that we hadn't done it because uh, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's been a while since I even looked
Speaker 1: at this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I uh, obviously this is an infamous promo,
Speaker 2: an infamous moment, but there's a lot around it that
Speaker 2: I forgot, including how fucking long the reveal takes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't remember that at all. Dude. It took
Speaker 1: forever to get to the first match.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I think it was like thirty something minutes into the
Speaker 1: show before we got to the first match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just absurd. And obviously we'll get into that here
Speaker 2: in a second, but let's talk about what was going
Speaker 2: on in the world wrestling at the time. With the
Speaker 2: Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer June seven, six to seven,
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety nine, Meltzer writes, muscle bound action figure toys
Speaker 2: are now getting bad publicity for influencing children to eventually
Speaker 2: wind up doing steroids similar to the flag Barbie dolls
Speaker 2: received for the ridiculous breast waste differential. Did you ever
Speaker 2: walk through the Toyallas as a young, young small James
Speaker 2: and saw the big, muscly action figures and said, I
Speaker 2: really did get on steroids right now?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I remember I did that. Specifically, Tie, I
Speaker 1: got on my first test cycle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how old were you?
Speaker 1: Six or seven? I saw an action figure of road
Speaker 1: Dog and I said, I have to start tests now.
Speaker 2: I can't look like that. I gotta get big.
Speaker 1: No, I was the one where it's squirts water. He
Speaker 1: was huge.
Speaker 2: Dude. Okay, those are gigantic. If I saw that, I
Speaker 2: mean that would make me want to get on a
Speaker 2: cycle real fast.
Speaker 3: Mobby. Let me get some HGH for Christmas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no problem, Sony.
Speaker 2: In ECW News, it is virtually a lock that EW
Speaker 2: will be on TNN starting nine ten September tenth at
Speaker 2: eight pm on Friday nights for being one hour show.
Speaker 2: The contracts have yet to be signed and all the
Speaker 2: turns haven't been exactly worked out, but it's believed that
Speaker 2: these spots were where men beat up women won't be
Speaker 2: allowed once it's on the air. So we're coming up
Speaker 2: to the beginning of the end of ECW, they got
Speaker 2: on TV and thought this was going to be the
Speaker 2: next step, and like that's where all the signs pointed,
Speaker 2: like if we got to get on TV to survive.
Speaker 2: Little did they know getting on TV would ultimately kind
Speaker 2: of kill the company.
Speaker 1: You know, they don't have to worry about that last
Speaker 1: part either, because Jazz was kicking Simon Diamond's ass all
Speaker 1: over that place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, and Hack was in WCW, so like his
Speaker 2: wife wasn't getting piled driven off the apron by fucking rhyin.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like things that just changed. I mean, don't
Speaker 1: worry about that c W Anderson runs coming up. We
Speaker 1: got fucking just incredible. The ECW on TNN deal was yeah,
Speaker 1: just way different ECW than even ninety five or ninety six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just uh, you know, and a couple of
Speaker 2: years after this, he should was done. And obviously it's
Speaker 2: not fully to blame for TNN, but you know, obviously,
Speaker 2: as history shows, TNN didn't really treat the show as
Speaker 2: it's uh, as a child, Yes it is.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, it is TNN's fault. They fucked us.
Speaker 2: Yep, you know what, Paulie, I you know what I
Speaker 2: didn't realize you were here. I was Uh, I was wrong.
Speaker 1: We will push Angel Baldi.
Speaker 2: No, that's I mean, you know he's gonna do the
Speaker 2: new Jack match, like that's the new jat right? Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: I know he will every week, Paul, every week will
Speaker 2: face the Yep, it will.
Speaker 1: Be no body's new chat on TNN.
Speaker 2: I'm sure Bal's Mahony gets involved, doesn't he forever? That's
Speaker 2: probably what the TNN representative said, Hey, man, like, why
Speaker 2: is Angel on this sho Why are the Baldis on
Speaker 2: every week?
Speaker 1: What is going on Angel Baldy? We can give it
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 2: Nobody asked for Angel Baldi, like we want New Jack
Speaker 2: and no Angel, No, take the show off the air,
Speaker 2: Like take this fuck no commercials for you.
Speaker 1: The fuck off the air. I dare you.
Speaker 2: Next week, I'm going to reveal the super greatest power,
Speaker 2: and that of course is Angel Baldy. Please he will
Speaker 2: be facing No. No, come on fall Paul. There's a
Speaker 2: whole roster. You have so many people on the roster.
Speaker 1: Jack, I will tell you this much. I did like
Speaker 1: the ECW on TNN, Like the branding was cool. I
Speaker 1: thought the entrance way was cool, and the show looked
Speaker 1: good on TV. Yeah, like everything was right there. It
Speaker 1: was just super late, right, like we're talking nineteen ninety nine,
Speaker 1: like ECW's big like start up the Hill was ninety five, right,
Speaker 1: and like right, that's it's been a while, you know.
Speaker 1: On Nitro on this same day they made this announcement
Speaker 1: hacks on Nitro already.
Speaker 2: Right, dude, Yeah, they're getting gutted right, like everyone's leaving.
Speaker 2: I mean they got obviously they got Van dam but
Speaker 2: like you know, he's hurt. Mike Awesome is fucking leaving,
Speaker 2: if not already his left. So like you know, in
Speaker 2: terms of star power as well, they were really having
Speaker 2: a hard time. Like they were funneling dudes out quicker
Speaker 2: than they can bring them in and get them over
Speaker 2: more EAC news, The Acclaimed video game deal is said
Speaker 2: to be completed and we'll go into effect in November
Speaker 2: when it claims deal with WWF expires. These games will
Speaker 2: be awesome.
Speaker 1: No, no, they won't. I mean this actually ends up
Speaker 1: being a really good thing for the WWF because the
Speaker 1: Acclaim games are just not that great. And of course
Speaker 1: this leads to them kind of taking over the video
Speaker 1: game space altogether because WCW is soon to go out
Speaker 1: of business, you know, and like you know, they're not
Speaker 1: in bed with OK anymore. And it's kind of a
Speaker 1: best of both worlds because like Aki goes on to
Speaker 1: make the Deaf Jam stuff once WCW folds, and I
Speaker 1: love those games.
Speaker 2: Those games are awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it turns out pretty well for everyone.
Speaker 1: I guess it's ut for ECW, which dies.
Speaker 2: That's you know, but Samon does come back in time
Speaker 2: for Anarchy Rules. He's least in that one.
Speaker 1: He's on the cover of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you know, and.
Speaker 1: The Dreamcast cover for that game is very awesome.
Speaker 2: It is fucking cool and nobody bought it. Yeah, well
Speaker 2: we both have it, so we do, you know what, Yes,
Speaker 2: we do.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean the best ECW game is Born to
Speaker 1: be Wired, which is that No Mercy mod we played.
Speaker 2: Which is awesome. A world where WWFWW and Easy To
Speaker 2: all three had hockey games at the same time would
Speaker 2: have been fucking awesome. It's pretty crazy that we even
Speaker 2: had the two, let alone you know three. But still
Speaker 2: in WW news tedd Biass you might know him as
Speaker 2: the money man James, who is still under contract to
Speaker 2: WW although he's never used. Was asked to come back
Speaker 2: and manage Van Hammer, Eric Watts and Eric Evan courageous
Speaker 2: when it's so funny on a thirty first night tro
Speaker 2: But wasn't there. What's wrong?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't even show up.
Speaker 2: They called him and said, listen, we got an idea
Speaker 2: for you to get this group Van Hammer. Eric Hello.
Speaker 1: They probably stuck her out for Van Hammer, But Eric
Speaker 1: Watts was it? Man? Was this supposed to be like
Speaker 1: three count or something?
Speaker 2: Van Hammer?
Speaker 1: Eric Watts everck Curage.
Speaker 2: And Ted's funding their music career? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, like he's the manager.
Speaker 2: Oh I like that. I like that.
Speaker 1: You heard Eric Watson just didn't show up to work.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize it was that easy.
Speaker 1: You can just do that, dude, WCW. You just don't
Speaker 1: like something, you just don't show up to work. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: how about that still getting paid?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I guess suh.
Speaker 2: WW continues to have interest in signing Yoko Zuna, despite
Speaker 2: the fact that he's a banned in every Commission state.
Speaker 1: I don't think WCW had a chance here. He had
Speaker 1: a big angle coming up with Steve Austin.
Speaker 2: Yoko Zena should have been in the Ministry of Darkness Corporation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why not? They had two hundred people in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, fuck Yokozuna and Vincero would have been a
Speaker 2: sick team.
Speaker 1: I'm literally looking at the ring and I'm like, you
Speaker 1: could fit anyone in this thing.
Speaker 2: I mean they tried to get everybody in it too,
Speaker 2: Like who was left in the fucking company that wasn't
Speaker 2: in a group?
Speaker 1: Damn, you're right, wow, uh Godfather, we'd have to get
Speaker 1: Godfather one of these deals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Fuck, I mean they probably could have, right,
Speaker 2: he could have just been Papa Shango.
Speaker 1: No, he could have just been Godfather.
Speaker 2: He's got evils nationwide.
Speaker 1: Come on, you know, you know.
Speaker 2: McK foley had both his knees scope by doctor James Andrews. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this past week and it's expected to be out of
Speaker 2: action until late July. So uh, they talk about Folly
Speaker 2: on the show. Oh, because he fucking triple Ah took
Speaker 2: him out. He smashed his knee as shit. So but
Speaker 2: he's out for real with the knees. So uh that sucks.
Speaker 1: That does suck, man, Because like Foley was a big
Speaker 1: part of the last couple of years for this company.
Speaker 2: And the Union. I mean he was like the leader
Speaker 2: of that group. That shit is dead to rights.
Speaker 1: Nah, come on, they got the three goats and they're
Speaker 1: holding down.
Speaker 2: Them of their promos. That are all great. Last thing here,
Speaker 2: Judge Timothy Easter of Hickman County, Tennessee, that's crazy. Sentence
Speaker 2: a man to ten days in jail for wearing a
Speaker 2: Steve Austin T shirt and court that defendant, Dan Ma King,
Speaker 2: had three dui charges against her. King's attorney appealed, claiming
Speaker 2: the judge overstepped his authority and then wearing a Steve
Speaker 2: Austin T shirt isn't something that could be considered contempt
Speaker 2: of court. Wonder what Stone cold shirt it was?
Speaker 1: Other side jacket?
Speaker 2: Oh my fucking god, that's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to president.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Front of it says Stone call. The back of
Speaker 2: it says fuck you, son of a bitch. Well, that
Speaker 2: is it for the observer. Now let's talk about WF
Speaker 2: raw is War for June seventh, nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into raw is war. So I
Speaker 1: started the code open here last week Steve Austin was
Speaker 1: andre by the corporate ministry and the higher power was there,
Speaker 1: but he had this crazy RoboN.
Speaker 2: So yeah, as James said, last week they had Austin
Speaker 2: Andred and Undertaker says Austin, I will deliver you to
Speaker 2: him and you will see he is indeed your lord
Speaker 2: and master. So the greater power is in the ring here.
Speaker 2: Last week he gets in Austin's face and reveals himself.
Speaker 2: There is a whole week and another show that Austin
Speaker 2: knows who this is and doesn't. On Heat, get on
Speaker 2: the mic and say, what a goddamn I saw Vinch McMahon.
Speaker 1: What the fuck do you think that it was somebody
Speaker 1: he didn't know?
Speaker 2: That'd be even funnier.
Speaker 1: Who the hell is that?
Speaker 2: It's me?
Speaker 1: It was Austin? Who what?
Speaker 2: He reveals himself and Austin's pissed, so he knows who
Speaker 2: it fucking is, Like, it's definitely Evince.
Speaker 1: I didn't even cash that they revealed the fucking dude.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Dude, he sees them, and then on fucking Heat, everyone's speculating,
Speaker 2: Oh it's Shane McMahon. Everyone's al Shane McMahon. Shane McMahon,
Speaker 2: Why the funck would it be Shane McMahon, we already
Speaker 2: know he's in the group. Well he kind of reveals.
Speaker 1: That, Well, he's playing a trick. You know, that's the trick, right.
Speaker 2: Fold me fooled me. Shane's on the side of the
Speaker 2: team that he's in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Higher Power reveals himself as Chris or Daniels. Who
Speaker 1: he is? That me?
Speaker 2: He was one of the rumored guys though, Daniels.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you, after watching this, they
Speaker 1: must have had like a way different idea of like
Speaker 1: where this was going and what this was gonna be,
Speaker 1: because there's no way that Daniels fits anywhere close to this.
Speaker 2: No. I don't know if that was ever really thought.
Speaker 1: Daniels was gonna be the Steve Austin opponent.
Speaker 2: Well he was the fucking fallen Angel of course, so
Speaker 2: like they were gonna make him right away?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Like that seems just so crazy, Like
Speaker 1: so Christopher Daniels just Andre's Steve Austin and it's king
Speaker 1: of a ring. It's gonna be Steve Austin, Christopher Daniels.
Speaker 2: I mean, I like that idea more because Austin is
Speaker 2: pissed because he's like, who the fuck is that he's
Speaker 2: beating everybody up because of it.
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean, like I don't even know if I wonder
Speaker 1: if they put this all together and they're like fuck,
Speaker 1: I mean like it has to be Vince. Who else
Speaker 1: could it be?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah, I mean they have nobody, Like I guess
Speaker 2: they could have just fucking shoehorned somebody into it. But like,
Speaker 2: good god, who am I mixing this up on my head?
Speaker 2: Or did was there like a room? It was Taz
Speaker 2: that okay? That was when they hit stone Go with
Speaker 2: a car.
Speaker 1: Right, I mean that would have been funny as fuck.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean very obvious height comes out there.
Speaker 2: They just put him on stilts, I like, using the
Speaker 2: idea of everyone they rumored to hit. Also with the
Speaker 2: car is also it it's mister as also it could
Speaker 2: have been.
Speaker 1: It was Yoko Zuna. That was when he was pitched.
Speaker 2: That's why they put him in on hood because he's banned.
Speaker 2: That can't show.
Speaker 1: I gotta work with this. BET's onun of a bitch. Wow, man,
Speaker 1: that would have been awesome. Taz, Yoko Zuna and mister ass.
Speaker 1: Mister as we just booked the King of the Ring.
Speaker 1: We're gonna give it to mister as.
Speaker 2: Stone Cold's got a six month program with mister a
Speaker 2: S and he sucks.
Speaker 1: Hunky.
Speaker 2: So yeah, dude, on Heat, Austin, knowing who the greater
Speaker 2: power is, comes out and he starts attacking the entire roster, Like,
Speaker 2: why did Draws and Prince Albert have to get their
Speaker 2: ass beat for this? They're nowhere near this.
Speaker 1: Angle and that shit dying. Oh my god. This video
Speaker 1: package shows Steve Austin giving a stunner to literally everybody,
Speaker 1: and it's so funny because it's a gunshot sound on
Speaker 1: every single stunner.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, like it's fucking d It's almost like a saw.
Speaker 1: Fame Draws, Prince Albert, Mark, Henry De la Brown, everybody's
Speaker 1: getting the word dude.
Speaker 2: Referees meat get stunnered, like this is crazy.
Speaker 1: The meat slow mo.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. That's the only way I knew it was
Speaker 2: him by the because they slowed that one down.
Speaker 1: Jeff Jarrett, meet Valvenus, the refs, Patterson and Brisco. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure. Sgt. Slaughter Yeah, I'm really he got one.
Speaker 2: We need to watch that episode of Heat, because it
Speaker 2: sounds like that visual of that was insane. Austin is pissed,
Speaker 2: so he attacks everybody not in the ministry.
Speaker 1: This was also not in the same segment. Draws and
Speaker 1: Prince Albert was a different segment. Mark Henry and Dealer
Speaker 1: Brown was a different segment. And then Jeff Jarrett meet
Speaker 1: Valvenus all the refs. That was all the same segment.
Speaker 1: But like you're telling me that Steve Austin came out
Speaker 1: after every single match and gave a stutter to everybody.
Speaker 2: Like that sounds like a dream fucking show to.
Speaker 1: Me, dude, Yeah, like that's pretty sweet.
Speaker 2: And Jara says, no moment of truth has a right.
Speaker 2: Tonight the greater Power will be revealed. Now I need
Speaker 2: to preface this. This is long. This is really long.
Speaker 2: This whole or deal here for the next I'd say
Speaker 2: thirty five minutes. It's the whole greater higher power deal.
Speaker 2: That is nuts.
Speaker 1: Why am I the thorn in your eye?
Speaker 2: I mean a great shots here, legendary Austin covered in bloodshot.
Speaker 1: Austin of course, shaking his head. They used that forever.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've seen that more than my parents.
Speaker 1: Shit's crazy, man.
Speaker 2: Well that's because you were in steroids when you were
Speaker 2: six seven.
Speaker 1: So Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcome us into the
Speaker 1: sold out Fleet Center in Boston, mass for this episode
Speaker 1: of Raw we are live.
Speaker 2: By the way, well, get a ton of pyro. Here.
Speaker 2: They show a shot of the crowd and you also,
Speaker 2: if you're paying attention, you can see that the Lions
Speaker 2: then is set up here.
Speaker 1: That's right. The big cage that Ken Shamrock uses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is fucking cool, never makes it to the
Speaker 2: video games, though.
Speaker 1: It would have been cool if you did something like
Speaker 1: Ken SHAMROCK's the only one that can do it.
Speaker 2: You know. Oh yeah, Okay, that'd be cool or like
Speaker 2: cause like putting that in like Wrestlming in two thousand,
Speaker 2: as like a match that you do in the like
Speaker 2: Roady WrestleMania mode would have been cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The aki games just struggled with stuff like that,
Speaker 1: with like anything outside of just kind of like single stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think like SmackDown two or something, right, and like
Speaker 1: you go through the story mode or something and maybe
Speaker 1: if you beat like Owen Hart, Steve Blackman and Vincement
Speaker 1: Man in a row or something, you can unlock the
Speaker 1: lines then, you know, or something fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think I was thinking of the Achy Games,
Speaker 2: because I know the Achi Games had like that shoot
Speaker 2: fighter kind of deal in like Virtual Pro already, so
Speaker 2: they could have just fut that over and had the
Speaker 2: ring made for it.
Speaker 1: But you're I don't even know if they were really
Speaker 1: fighting in the cage though, right, it was just like.
Speaker 2: It was just in a ring, just wrestling.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, right, yeah, there was more.
Speaker 2: Like the ground and pound feature thing where you could
Speaker 2: take him down.
Speaker 1: Sure. Yeah, Well we start the night off here. Vince
Speaker 1: McMahon town Hall. Vince Newman walks out and JR. Says, Oh,
Speaker 1: there's vincere Man in his fighting gear.
Speaker 2: I mean, that is the gear that I associate matches
Speaker 2: with him, and that's his wrestling gear in restlate in
Speaker 2: two thousand, the game at least.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Like when he walked out, I thought, okay,
Speaker 1: he's wrestling tonight.
Speaker 2: And JR. Says, also, you know, Vince is probably more
Speaker 2: anxious to find out who the Greater Power is than anyone.
Speaker 2: Vince is in the ring here and he uh, he
Speaker 2: pretty much says that. He says, his personal entrance has
Speaker 2: been tweaked them with the Greater Power. He remembers three
Speaker 2: months ago where the Undertaker first made reference to the
Speaker 2: Greater Power. No, goddamn shot, they planned this for three months.
Speaker 2: They've workshopped some shit here to fucking make an angle.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, this.
Speaker 1: Changed a ton for sure. I'm sure they definitely went
Speaker 1: over one hundred different people it could have been, you know.
Speaker 1: And I also like was confused here too, because they
Speaker 1: kept calling this dude the Greater Power. But I guess
Speaker 1: that was just like events and Shane thing because Taker
Speaker 1: was not on that same wavelength. He was still calling
Speaker 1: it the higher Power.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's definitely interchangeable, and like they never explained why.
Speaker 2: It just kind of is that way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably said like greater power in like a
Speaker 1: promo or something, and then like, you know, there's I mean,
Speaker 1: to be fair, there's like forty people involved with this
Speaker 1: angle and they're all kind of talking, so like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the only people that don't really talk are like Midian
Speaker 1: and Vist or everyone else has some sort of talking deal.
Speaker 1: It feels like, so, yeah, I mean, greater power, higher power.
Speaker 1: But it was just super confusing when I was listening
Speaker 1: to it, because my mind went to, holy fuck, am
Speaker 1: I Mandela affected?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 1: Is this?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Was it always greater power and not higher power, but
Speaker 1: it was both.
Speaker 2: I had to look it up. I was like, am
Speaker 2: I like? I had to type in like don't be
Speaker 2: a higher power to make sure because I think any
Speaker 2: one time anyone talks about it online, they say higher power.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I was super confused there, but yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just interchangeable because Taker comes out later and he says
Speaker 1: higher power. Still suh.
Speaker 2: So Vince says, you know, if what they say is true,
Speaker 2: that this greater power is even more demonic than the Undertaker,
Speaker 2: and then you know what, I also heard that.
Speaker 4: He's super hand solf. I heard he's a good promoter,
Speaker 4: the best promoter. I heard he took over the business
Speaker 4: a hard way.
Speaker 2: If you know that is to be believed. He says,
Speaker 2: I'd like to meet him, and you know, I already
Speaker 2: think I have. He says. Speculation abounds as to who
Speaker 2: the greater Power really is. Some say the greater power
Speaker 2: is the Commissioner himself, Sean.
Speaker 1: Michaels something think it's Bill Clinton. I'm surprised he didn't
Speaker 1: mention people like that. I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how awesome would that been. Some Some
Speaker 2: think it's regious philm it.
Speaker 1: Holy would have been awesome.
Speaker 2: Well. Some say the Greater Power is one of the
Speaker 2: McMahon family members Linda.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, who else is in the McMahon family Stephanie, Linda,
Speaker 1: Shane and him.
Speaker 2: My brother Rod, my daddy, Holy fuck. Some say the
Speaker 2: Greater Power is Jake the Snake Roberts. Like that was
Speaker 2: a real rumor, Like that was like one of the
Speaker 2: leading rumors was Jake Roberts was going to be the
Speaker 2: Higher Power. Yeah, I mean, okay, that I thought that,
Speaker 2: Like that actually is a good idea. Like Jake's a
Speaker 2: great promo. I think he would fit this perfect and
Speaker 2: Stone Cold's rise can be pointed up to when he
Speaker 2: fucked Jake Roberts up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean there's a lot to play around with here.
Speaker 1: I think that would have been awesome.
Speaker 2: Well, he says, it doesn't matter who it is, because
Speaker 2: tonight I'm gonna kick the Greater Power's ass and a
Speaker 2: no holds barred match.
Speaker 1: The crowd was super down for it.
Speaker 2: They fucking wanted it. He says, I believe the Greater
Speaker 2: Power is in fact a McMahon family member.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it it's you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we all know who it is, Ran.
Speaker 2: We all know, so Vince says, that's why Shane, I
Speaker 2: know you can hear my voice not only Shane and
Speaker 2: my challenging to a no holds bard match, but also
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put up fifty percent my fifty percent interest
Speaker 2: in the WF if you'll put up your fifty percent,
Speaker 2: and tonight it's winner take All. Like, wow, you are
Speaker 2: laying it on really thick. Here buddy, Well the corporate
Speaker 2: ministry theme hits and here comes Shane McMahon in a
Speaker 2: gigantic suit. Yeah, I mean that.
Speaker 1: Is funny as hell.
Speaker 2: Man, I love that chance. I mean the crowd is
Speaker 2: channing s whole so loud that you can hear it
Speaker 2: over the music.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they fucking hate these guys.
Speaker 2: Shane says, as it relates to your challenge for the
Speaker 2: whole Enchilada, I accept you're on. However, your speculation that
Speaker 2: Shane McMahon is the greater Power. I appreciate the compliment,
Speaker 2: but I assure you that I am not he. But
Speaker 2: in a few moments, I personally will have the Undertaker
Speaker 2: bring out their greater power and reveal him to the
Speaker 2: entire world. Please don't turn the Nitro, please stay here.
Speaker 2: We have a long segment to.
Speaker 1: Do Hack's wrestling on Nightro right now, I'm i gonna
Speaker 1: check that out.
Speaker 2: Don't watch Nitro. I promise you you want to stay
Speaker 2: for this reveal.
Speaker 1: Should have maybe sign Hack? What if Hack was the
Speaker 1: higher power?
Speaker 2: Stokey Cold does everything Hack does in ten minutes?
Speaker 1: Does the Uh?
Speaker 2: Don't watch? So we're starting off hot. I don't remember
Speaker 2: it this way. I don't remember it's starting the show
Speaker 2: off like this, Like that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my head, it was the ending shot of the
Speaker 1: show and they cut to black and that's it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a whole deal here.
Speaker 2: They do a whole thing and then there's a whole
Speaker 2: show after it where they try to They come up
Speaker 2: with so many matches on this show, I was losing
Speaker 2: track of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we have Ken Shamrock. He'll take on Jeff
Speaker 1: Jarrett and the lions Den. I don't think that's for
Speaker 1: the title, but it is an the lions Den.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not happening.
Speaker 1: Nicole Bass will challenge Deborah for the WWF Women's title. No,
Speaker 1: she won't, and the Acolytes will defend the WWF tag
Speaker 1: titles against Gane, Grell and Edge.
Speaker 2: That one does happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they announced a bunch of matches and then didn't
Speaker 1: do half of them live.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, okay, thank you guys so much. That's fucking fine.
Speaker 1: Stone Cold's here. He's talking to somebody in a limousine.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's the higher power in here, John, I'm just
Speaker 2: spot down here.
Speaker 1: Well, goddamn, how you Linda? Linda? Hello?
Speaker 2: He looks at at well, goddamn yo, Coz you don't
Speaker 2: know how they fit your ass.
Speaker 1: But he's like talking really loud above the door. Are
Speaker 1: you well? Goddamn Hacket's good to see you.
Speaker 2: Show. Is it greater or higher? What do I say?
Speaker 1: And now it's time for the corporate ministry town hall
Speaker 1: chats chants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. So Taker comes out in his big
Speaker 2: ass robe. WWF champion Paul Bearer is with him.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Love that.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's got the fucking belt the whole time. Dude.
Speaker 1: It's sick fresh gye jab Paul Bear out there with
Speaker 1: the WWF title. Come on, you can't beat that.
Speaker 2: We got Triple Hs, we got China, Big Boss Man, Visceramidian,
Speaker 2: Bradshaw and Faruke. They're all here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have a lot of belts in this team
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, acolytes are tag champs, takers, champ, and I'm sure
Speaker 2: they have even more by the time this fucking angles over,
Speaker 2: probably by the end of the night. So Undertaker says Midian, Midian,
Speaker 2: you should take a greater shower. For months on end,
Speaker 2: I prophesied for a power even greater than the Lord
Speaker 2: of Darkness. I assembled an army and Midian to prepare
Speaker 2: for his eventual arrival, and the ministry and the corporation
Speaker 2: laid the groundwork. So non believers, you must prepare for
Speaker 2: the day of Reckoning because it is at hand. It
Speaker 2: must become apparent to you that he has arrived. So
Speaker 2: without further ado, I present the Higher Power. So the
Speaker 2: Undertaker Druid music plays the Halo theme. That would have
Speaker 2: been awesome evil.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So when Druid comes out, he's in the big ass
Speaker 2: cloak and Jerry Lawler the lights are super dark. Lawler says,
Speaker 2: can you see him? Jo says that Shane McMahon Daniels, well,
Speaker 2: all the Corporate minute remembers, excluding the Undertaker, are honoring
Speaker 2: the presence of the Greater Power kneeling in the ring.
Speaker 2: So they're all kneeling in the ring except Taker, and
Speaker 2: this is funny as shit. So the camera zooms in
Speaker 2: on the ring and Taker's like bullshitting with like Midian
Speaker 2: next to him, and then he sees he's on the
Speaker 2: tron and he says, oh fuck, and he's got to
Speaker 2: roll his eyes in the back of his head.
Speaker 1: I've had Midio was cutting up in there.
Speaker 2: Knuck it off. So the Higher Power gets in the
Speaker 2: ring and he has a mic and then you can
Speaker 2: hear Shane's voice and he says, see, I told you
Speaker 2: Shane McMahon was not the Greater Power, but you didn't
Speaker 2: want to believe me. Well now maybe you do. And
Speaker 2: Shane comes out on the stage and Shane says, the
Speaker 2: Greater Power is omniscient. I mean he is fucking glazing
Speaker 2: the Greater Power the entire way down this fucking ramp.
Speaker 2: He's just going nuts, man, He's saying he's the greatest
Speaker 2: and coolest guy of all time. So Shane gets in
Speaker 2: the ring and he says, who is their greater Power.
Speaker 2: Let's reveal the Greater Power to the entire world. But
Speaker 2: one more thing, Holli fuck, Hollie, fuck, I need a witness.
Speaker 1: Vince.
Speaker 2: I know you're back there. I know you can hear me.
Speaker 2: I want you to come down, and I will give
Speaker 2: you the honor to reveal the Greater Power to the
Speaker 2: entire world. Because Vince, I can't wait to see your face. Ah,
Speaker 2: I see what they did there because he he sees
Speaker 2: his face right a second. So Vince shows up on
Speaker 2: the tron and he says, Shane, I'm close enough right
Speaker 2: where I stand, games are over, Shane, I say the
Speaker 2: evil demonic, sob show his face to the world now
Speaker 2: so here it is the Greater Power. He reaches up,
Speaker 2: the camera zooms in. He slowly takes the hood off.
Speaker 2: It's me Austin, Oh, son of a bitch, dude, I
Speaker 2: mean like that, that's classic.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's me Austin, Oh, son of a bitch.
Speaker 2: You gotta be fucking kidding me, man, Like three months
Speaker 2: of this shit. We killed the whole roster for this
Speaker 2: fucking revew Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Kang damn, I cannot believe it.
Speaker 2: I love that dude. Yeah, and Vince, I mean he
Speaker 2: goes for it. It's me Austin. It was me all along, Austin,
Speaker 2: you all bought it. You all bought it, hook Line
Speaker 2: and Sinker, you all bought it. Even my family, even
Speaker 2: my immediate family bought it. I love that dude. Okay,
Speaker 2: my immediate family bought it. Has been ingrained in my
Speaker 2: head for my whole life.
Speaker 1: Because it's like he remembers to call it immediate family,
Speaker 1: and he like just cycles back real quick.
Speaker 5: Even my family, even my immediate family, bought it. Every
Speaker 5: damn one of you were made fools of. Jerry always
Speaker 5: says you're a fool.
Speaker 1: J R. What the hell was I shod it with
Speaker 1: him him? It's Shane.
Speaker 2: No, you didn't say that ship I shout with him time.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, I'm fucking sor wolf shit. Even JR. Bonnet
Speaker 2: look at him. He looks ridiculous right now.
Speaker 1: I hate your fucking guts.
Speaker 2: You're fired.
Speaker 1: I hate what I'm fired, not this fucking guy with
Speaker 1: the hat. Yeah, I hate this job.
Speaker 2: I didn't really want to have to do it, but
Speaker 2: Austin made me stone cold, Steve. Austin made me fool
Speaker 2: you because Austin, all right, I hate you a lesson
Speaker 2: that you would never ever forget. And now, Austin, now
Speaker 2: you know there is no price I will not pay.
Speaker 2: There is no depth that I will not stoop to
Speaker 2: make your life here on earth Austin total complete living Jesus.
Speaker 1: I mean he had to know, like Steve Austin was
Speaker 1: gonna do something nuclear.
Speaker 2: Right, Like dude, I mean Austin was gonna set his
Speaker 2: house on fire. Why would you even do this? Like,
Speaker 2: why would you do all this?
Speaker 1: It's funny because like in my head, Steve Austin comes
Speaker 1: out to like.
Speaker 2: He doesn't.
Speaker 1: It still is like that just sounds like the vindictive
Speaker 1: Austin that would come out.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Vince is the greater power, higher power through
Speaker 2: all the rocket power. He says. He liked to thank Shane.
Speaker 2: He likes to thank Undertaker. He liked to think Triple H,
Speaker 2: Big boss Man, even Midian everyone, like like everyone in
Speaker 2: the ministry. I like to thank Linda Stephanie, and Linda
Speaker 2: and Stephanie are now on the stage. I'm watching this
Speaker 2: and I'm like, dude, what the fuck? Now? I know
Speaker 2: what happens here, and I know this is a like
Speaker 2: a promo promo, and then I know there's another full
Speaker 2: promo after this, Like it's all piecing together in my
Speaker 2: head now. And this is where I messaged you and said, dude,
Speaker 2: this is a half hour opening seg.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they keep it going here. Linda comes
Speaker 1: down the ramp. It's grabs the mic. Good evening, there
Speaker 1: is there is, she's walking, she's talking. Stephanie says, edge
Speaker 1: edge Edge Edge Ray Ray ray mystereo. Good good, good
Speaker 1: evening evening.
Speaker 2: Vince has shocked faces.
Speaker 1: He's pulling his ear, he's gulping.
Speaker 2: So Stephanie says, Dad, Shane, how could you be so
Speaker 2: cruel to me? We didn't do shit. That was all Midian.
Speaker 1: It was mini and that put me in this fucking
Speaker 1: robe and that's a minion. You're fired, He covers the mic.
Speaker 1: You're cool, Midian, You're cool.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I'm lying you see what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: Wow, you're great at this, Vincere.
Speaker 1: See that, Linda. I love you so much. I'm really
Speaker 1: good at it.
Speaker 2: Wow. You were working them crazy all the ship. So yeah,
Speaker 2: Vince says that he loves Linda. The crowd booze. Linda says, well, Vince,
Speaker 2: I love you too, but in your words, love has
Speaker 2: nothing to do with business, and Vince says, you don't
Speaker 2: want to go there. Yes I do, Yes, I do.
Speaker 2: I want to correct the lie that you've told everyone
Speaker 2: that you and Shane both owned fifty percent of this company.
Speaker 2: We're retconning that angle to fix this angle.
Speaker 1: We fucked up that writing, and I Linda mcmanham here
Speaker 1: to fix it.
Speaker 2: You very well know that the four of us all
Speaker 2: owned four equal shares. Yes, that was a huge that.
Speaker 1: Was jerryl Authors says that on comment Terry, we owned
Speaker 1: four equal shares.
Speaker 2: Really, God damn kN Yes.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I got the last three months we just lied.
Speaker 2: To We forgot that part. Well, this morning I called
Speaker 2: an emergency meeting of the board of directors. I wasn't notified.
Speaker 2: Oh too fucking bad. I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we called it emergency meeting. I wasn't notified of that.
Speaker 1: That's unfortunate.
Speaker 2: Why the fuck this can't be legal? Well, there's gonna
Speaker 2: be some changes around the office, starting with the dress code.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a little less formal, more casual at
Speaker 2: the office. Cut off jeans might be the dress of
Speaker 2: the day at the office. And like, I mean, they
Speaker 2: super fucking hamphis this. How about a little profanity in
Speaker 2: the office?
Speaker 1: Mean, like what if everybody was bald? What if everyone
Speaker 1: had a good tea in the office.
Speaker 2: Everyone drives a monster truck to the office. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: What if everybody had natty lights.
Speaker 2: How about if everyone in the office was stone cold
Speaker 2: vince dude.
Speaker 1: I love that. Like, hey, Linda, she's served out these lines.
Speaker 1: She remembered every single one of them, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: I couldn't do exactly thought. I thought, maybe, like she'll,
Speaker 1: she'll fluff something up here. Hey man, she was there
Speaker 1: for the whole thing. How about a little profanity in
Speaker 1: the office.
Speaker 2: If she sucked it up? What about a little my
Speaker 2: name his case, sorry, fro.
Speaker 1: The god deal segments up? That sucks?
Speaker 2: What if in the office we all started vomiting.
Speaker 1: Puts the bikes her mouth and everybody. I think it's
Speaker 1: time once again for everybody to come aboard. The whole train.
Speaker 2: Stuts right from the roof. White one up, so she says.
Speaker 2: Earlier they she stepped down a CEO of this company.
Speaker 2: But not before I had Yes, yes I did, because
Speaker 2: I can just do that. I decided I don't want
Speaker 2: to work for this shitty company anymore. I hate you
Speaker 2: and I hate your son.
Speaker 1: And here's another thing. If you smell what the rock.
Speaker 2: Is when you fucked that up with the Stunner, She
Speaker 2: takes it cray to my what are you doing?
Speaker 1: You're blowing all the boys stuff. You fucked up the show.
Speaker 2: Coming out, giving her a stonach because she fucked up
Speaker 2: for a lot.
Speaker 1: As she fucked the stunner up.
Speaker 2: Linda says that successor that new CEO full power and
Speaker 2: privileges to run this company as he sees it. So
Speaker 2: Vince Jane, allow Stephanie and me to introduce you to
Speaker 2: the new CEO.
Speaker 1: What does everybody want? I think everybody wants head.
Speaker 2: Al. We got a big push for you.
Speaker 1: Draw as you come to what the heck get that
Speaker 1: have had on that? That's good?
Speaker 2: So Austin Music gets huge fucking pop and JR. Starts
Speaker 2: losing it. Oh hell yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 1: Then I gotta say they set up this whole fucking
Speaker 1: segment just for that one pop and it worked and
Speaker 1: it was fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Dude, huge fucking pop. Like listen, Like I said, they
Speaker 2: they took a while, like they really leaned into who
Speaker 2: it was, but like the people wanted it, they wanted
Speaker 2: it super bad and they got it. And like Austin
Speaker 2: comes out in a gigantic tie. Dude.
Speaker 1: I just love the way that she like just puts
Speaker 1: things in general, like like the way that she was
Speaker 1: explaining shit, like at the end of a long, hard
Speaker 1: day of the office, how about an ice code alcoholic
Speaker 1: beverage to quench your thirst? Like that's so crazy, Like
Speaker 1: that's not how a human talks at all.
Speaker 2: She doesn't have a promo voice.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have a fucking regular voice period, Like her
Speaker 1: brain was to replace with a robot. Yeah right, ice
Speaker 1: called alcoholic beverage to quench your thirst.
Speaker 2: What are you talking now? Yeah? How about to a
Speaker 2: little profan, a little sprinkling of profanity if it warrants
Speaker 2: that the office would be just fine.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I love what she said earlier today she
Speaker 1: stepped out his CEO of Vince said.
Speaker 2: You what, oh yes, that's right, yep.
Speaker 1: I mean his face is fucking funny here, man, Like
Speaker 1: Vince's reactions here.
Speaker 2: He sells us nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like his it keeps going to like a
Speaker 1: close up his face and like he's nailing the fucking
Speaker 1: reactions here.
Speaker 2: It's the shocked you know, I could just legit mouth
Speaker 2: of gape emoji and Steve.
Speaker 1: Austin coming out. It's the cherry on top of I
Speaker 1: mean everyone in this fucking arena. The second Vince took
Speaker 1: the hood off, they knew Stone Cold was coming out,
Speaker 1: and like Linda comes up there, she says, you know,
Speaker 1: we're have a little profan in the office. I mean
Speaker 1: they're just stirring at this point.
Speaker 2: Dude, fucking salivating for Austin to come out here and
Speaker 2: fuck these dudes up.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's got a good deal right now. He
Speaker 1: goes out on heat, he gives stunners to everybody, he
Speaker 1: comes out on a raw, and now he owns fucking
Speaker 1: fifty percent of the company.
Speaker 2: Like that is fucking nuts. They didn't even say anything
Speaker 2: about Stephanie's like giving up her fucking twenty five percent.
Speaker 2: They just do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like that's just what it is. Man.
Speaker 2: So Stone Cold comes out, huge pop. He's got his
Speaker 2: fucking jersey on, he's got jeans on, he's got a
Speaker 2: tie on.
Speaker 1: Dude, I love Steve Austin with the tie.
Speaker 2: I know, it's fucking trend. He has a clipboard too.
Speaker 1: No one ever makes that as like a playable character
Speaker 1: in the games, but I would love to do that, man,
Speaker 1: Like have that Steve Austin with his attire, with the.
Speaker 2: Tie, even just for the entrance.
Speaker 1: It's ex Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 2: So Vince is shocked, and Austin has a mic and
Speaker 2: he says, hell, I think you heard what happened at
Speaker 2: the meeting today, and start with that dress code thing.
Speaker 2: I could go ahead and take off this power die power.
Speaker 2: He keeps going a power tie and take off his
Speaker 2: power tie because I no longer need this power die
Speaker 2: because Vince, you know, old stone Cold always has the
Speaker 2: power finger. Holy fuck, holy.
Speaker 1: Fuck, ud, Yeah, that's awesome. Vince does the gulp reaction.
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, holy shit. I apologize for all this paperwork
Speaker 2: in the clipboards. It's usually not my style. But hell,
Speaker 2: when he takes sum bitch like me, you put him
Speaker 2: in a corporate setting, takes a while to get adjustments
Speaker 2: down just right, as you always say, Vince. Nonetheless, in
Speaker 2: any events and problems, notwithstanding, you could bet your ash
Speaker 2: that Stone Cold Steve Austin is gonna do everything in
Speaker 2: his power to make this transition as soon as possible.
Speaker 2: So he says he's gonna give himself a title match.
Speaker 2: That's his first thing here. First bag to CEO, I
Speaker 2: will have a title match, and I will win my
Speaker 2: tunnel bag.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I gotta say, if a wrestler became like in
Speaker 1: power like that, that's probably what they would do first,
Speaker 1: you know, is get that title match out up?
Speaker 2: Why not? Yeah? Why not? He says number two. And
Speaker 2: look at me when I speak to you, you bastard,
Speaker 2: you only got about twenty five percent jump change.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: I don't know why all odd there just scared.
Speaker 1: I mean I love that little line there, like you
Speaker 1: little bad you only had twenty five percent chomp change.
Speaker 2: Shitty little percentage. And my focus is on you and
Speaker 2: your little boy Wonder besides you at the next pay
Speaker 2: per view event, which is good o Kangla Ring. Nobody
Speaker 2: knows more about the King of the Ring than Stone Cold.
Speaker 2: I whooped Jake Roberts ask I love what he said,
Speaker 2: your little boy Wonder. Shane points on himself.
Speaker 5: Me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean they call him that the whole time.
Speaker 2: I forgot that that was like what they called him
Speaker 2: as like a shitty thing. Austin says. At that next
Speaker 2: pay per view, Stone Cold Steve Austin's gonna be in
Speaker 2: a handicap match. It's me in one corner and Vince,
Speaker 2: it'll be you and that bastard son of yours in
Speaker 2: the other corner, shine the lea thing again. And Vince says, well,
Speaker 2: let me tell you something. You're on, Pal two McMahon's
Speaker 2: can take an Austin any day of the week. And
Speaker 2: I may have a few stipulations here and there, but Pal,
Speaker 2: you're on. Nonetheless those stipulations, I was stand dig I
Speaker 2: don't give a rats. Ask what you think, so Austin.
Speaker 2: I mean. He goes on to set up some matches
Speaker 2: here for tonight. He says, last week, Shane, you played
Speaker 2: a little game with x Pac and Kane, screwing them
Speaker 2: out of tag titles. Think you're some kind of big
Speaker 2: shot in your suit over there, I think you look
Speaker 2: like a piece of grab me. Yeah, you want to
Speaker 2: play games. I got a game for you tonight. You'll
Speaker 2: be in a handicap match and it'll be you your
Speaker 2: little yellow ass, and in the other corner we'll be
Speaker 2: X pack In, Kane, big Pop. They love that. They
Speaker 2: want that shit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 2: As far as the rest of the card, what I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do is rest of the members of the union,
Speaker 2: the three remaining members which are as my notes, here say,
Speaker 2: I don't really know about about this angle.
Speaker 1: The hell in union. They're not my segments.
Speaker 2: That would be shamrock test and show well tough one there.
Speaker 2: I do whatever you want because I'm not a booker.
Speaker 2: They can have a match with anybody in this damn building.
Speaker 2: And mcfoley, by the way, he's not here. He's really over.
Speaker 2: I miss you, come back soon, You're crazy bastard. That
Speaker 2: was very nice because he's out with this fucked up leg.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love that. Everyone was telling mcfoley to get better,
Speaker 1: So that was cool.
Speaker 2: It's mccoley's birthday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 2: So Austin then tells Triple HS that he's gonna have
Speaker 2: a match as well, and he's gonna have a cast match.
Speaker 2: Now what does that means, don't gold Well, it means
Speaker 2: to this, since the Rock's arm is in a cast,
Speaker 2: you got two good legs, We're gonna put your damn
Speaker 2: leg in a cast all the way to your hip
Speaker 2: and you get to wrestle the Rock in it. And
Speaker 2: I don't care how you go about it. If you
Speaker 2: go limping around like this, let the Rock be tell
Speaker 2: out of you. Maybe that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I love that he makes his match. He says, I
Speaker 1: don't care how I happens. Maybe you limp around. He
Speaker 1: starts limping around on the stage and he corpses. He's like,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe that is what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Now, if anybody had ring is a problem with it,
Speaker 2: you could find my dressing room in the back, get
Speaker 2: your ass and line knock on my door. And if
Speaker 2: I'm not busy drinking too much beer, I open to
Speaker 2: some bitch up and talk to you. Unless it's Midian.
Speaker 2: Don't fucking knock on my door.
Speaker 1: Because of the ring videot me.
Speaker 2: And that's the bottom line.
Speaker 1: Goes Stone cold Sacho.
Speaker 2: And uh he his music cants, he does double birds
Speaker 2: as he walks down a ramp and he drinks another beer.
Speaker 1: I have to say at the very end of this,
Speaker 1: something that I really liked was they're all sitting in
Speaker 1: the ring here as Steve Austin's giving him the middle
Speaker 1: fingers and walking away, and like Vince looks down as
Speaker 1: stupid robe and he takes the fucking robe and he
Speaker 1: pulls it apart and he's just standing there with the
Speaker 1: stupid robe and he's like, God, damn it.
Speaker 2: Fuck you got me again?
Speaker 1: Like we've been doing this for three fucking months, Like
Speaker 1: Steve Austin.
Speaker 2: Got me Like I cad he never wears it again?
Speaker 1: No, man.
Speaker 3: More.
Speaker 1: The fucking Rugby came out there, he did the whole
Speaker 1: it's me Austin. He probably did that one hundred times
Speaker 1: in the mirror thing. How fucking cool that's gonna be.
Speaker 1: Then Steve Austin comes out and says, well, I owned
Speaker 1: a company now, son, Oh what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I was supposed to be bigger about our goal and everybody.
Speaker 1: I gotta say. Also, Paul bar is standing in the
Speaker 1: ring with the wf WWF title right there. That's pretty hard, man, Dude.
Speaker 2: I love that. Look like he should have did a
Speaker 2: promo picture with.
Speaker 1: It, dude, Yeah, that would have been awesome.
Speaker 2: I mean these are like if these weren't back to
Speaker 2: back to back, this is all great, Like there's nothing
Speaker 2: bad here, right, Like it's all great fucking promos and stuff.
Speaker 2: I mean, Linda was there, but like, you know, like
Speaker 2: it is all fun stuff. It's just it was thirty
Speaker 2: five minutes of talking, Like, holy fuck man.
Speaker 1: We actually have another backstage segment here before we head
Speaker 1: into the first match. Of the evening here, but I
Speaker 1: wrote down to my notes the first entrance music for
Speaker 1: a match does not start until thirty two forty four.
Speaker 2: That's fucking insane. That is nuts.
Speaker 1: And that is not commercial break either, that's just our footage, right,
Speaker 1: So it was probably more like forty minutes into the
Speaker 1: show before there's an entrance music for a match. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty nuts.
Speaker 2: I mean, legendary deal. I remember, I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I think forever in my brain the line was it
Speaker 2: was me Austin, not it's just it's.
Speaker 6: Me, Oh right, sure, yeah, it was me Austin. I
Speaker 6: thought that's what it was. Not it's me Austin, it's
Speaker 6: me all along at shun of a bitch. That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's legendary, great deal all around there. I mean,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't who knows what this was actually
Speaker 2: supposed to be, or if it was always supposed to
Speaker 2: be this, or what the deal was here, but uh,
Speaker 2: legendary promo nonetheless.
Speaker 1: I mean, they built this whole thing just to get
Speaker 1: Steve Austin more over and it worked, you know it.
Speaker 2: How fucking could it not? I mean, this guy is
Speaker 2: molten hot.
Speaker 1: I mean they're building entire shows around this guy. You know.
Speaker 1: It's like, man, that's such a dedication, Like that's such
Speaker 1: like we have we just have it here and like
Speaker 1: we're not gonna let this go type of situation, you know,
Speaker 1: and like you definitely don't get that anymore. Like the
Speaker 1: entire show. I mean, this guy's coming out. He he's
Speaker 1: every segment hit stunners on literally everybody on the entire
Speaker 1: fucking show. Like that's crazy, man, Like that is nuts.
Speaker 2: No, it's pretty fucking sick. Yeah, and like it's deserved.
Speaker 2: I mean there's nobody that's touching this guy.
Speaker 1: No, man, he's one of the best ever. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: that's so sick, Like he got that push and it
Speaker 1: was simply because he's just the.
Speaker 2: Man right, Like he fit the role perfectly. Like you
Speaker 2: could come up with a million things for this guy.
Speaker 2: Like if you didn't get hurt, he probably would have
Speaker 2: fucking went even longer.
Speaker 1: Well, the WWF Slam of the Week is brought to
Speaker 1: you by Ice Breakers.
Speaker 2: Gum hm no intense mouth freshening gum get that gum,
Speaker 2: You stinky bastard.
Speaker 1: Xpot goes for the Bronco buster on Bradshaw Here but
Speaker 1: Shane puts a chair in the corner and Xpot goes
Speaker 1: headfirst into it.
Speaker 2: They did that pretty well actually, Like Shane stands on
Speaker 2: the stairs and drops the chair in front of the corner,
Speaker 2: so Xpot like doesn't see it until last second rings
Speaker 2: himself with a chair. Was that on raw?
Speaker 1: I don't know what show it was on, but I
Speaker 1: thought he was gonna do the chair the other way
Speaker 1: and it goes into his dick and balls.
Speaker 2: I like sideways.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Oh that.
Speaker 2: Would have been gnarly. Instead he brained them. It was cool.
Speaker 1: I liked it, but damn the dick and ball shot, dude.
Speaker 2: That would have been fucking sick. Bradshawn fruit win the
Speaker 2: tag titles because Shane fucking nuts shots fuck with a chair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he gets x POC, Kane chases off Shane. Uh.
Speaker 1: This leaves Bradshaw on the ring with x POC. He
Speaker 1: hits the clothes line from hell and they win the
Speaker 1: tag titles.
Speaker 2: Let's fucking go. I mean, we could talk about how
Speaker 2: sick the Accolytes are all day. I'm super I'm super
Speaker 2: down for this.
Speaker 1: We are now backstage here Linda and Stephanie. Thanks Steve,
Speaker 1: Austin for becoming CEO and they give him his first
Speaker 1: corporate gift.
Speaker 2: Linda does more human sentences. I fucking this is awesome,
Speaker 2: she tries. Stephanie and I are so delighted and we
Speaker 2: have a corporate gift tree you.
Speaker 1: I would also like to remind you, Steve Austin, that
Speaker 1: me and Stephanie McMahon are human.
Speaker 2: I didn't question that, Linda, I didn't question that one bit.
Speaker 1: That delights me to hear that.
Speaker 2: So you want to say that in a haiku.
Speaker 1: I would like you to open your gifts.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, I could do that. I could do this
Speaker 2: first chory. I like that. It's a little heavy. Mine
Speaker 2: are usually full of papers.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, dude, like, holly fuck man, here's the gift.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: The gift is kind of heavy because my briefcase is
Speaker 1: usually full of paper, all right, which is what you
Speaker 1: put in a briefcase.
Speaker 2: That's a little descriptive, Linda, I think I know what
Speaker 2: a fucking briefcase is.
Speaker 1: Guy, talk to me like I'm an asshole. I apologize.
Speaker 1: That is not what I was trying to do.
Speaker 2: I carry these to work. A briefcase, by definition, is
Speaker 2: something you used for work. Do you understand, Steve.
Speaker 1: I work here, Steve, and what I do with this
Speaker 1: briefcase is fill it with paper to take it to
Speaker 1: my job.
Speaker 2: This is my daughter, Stephanie. That's why her last name
Speaker 2: is McMahon.
Speaker 1: What's going on? This is crazy?
Speaker 2: What God damn vowel.
Speaker 1: It's just fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2: He looks at the camera. I'm not a fucking miracle worker.
Speaker 2: Like not everything could work. So Austin opens up the
Speaker 2: briefcase and it's a briefcasse full of beer, and Austin's
Speaker 2: fucking happy. Oh, you guys are too much. He opens
Speaker 2: up a beer and immediately gives it to step He
Speaker 2: gives on to Linda, and he says, I got fifty percent.
Speaker 2: We can do whatever we want, but make sure, you know,
Speaker 2: damn sure, I'm gonna make Vince's life a living hell.
Speaker 2: And that's the bottom line. Wow, Steve, that is a
Speaker 2: great catchphrase that you have.
Speaker 1: That is the perfect way to in this segment.
Speaker 2: Steve, thank you, I too have a catchphrase, Steve, Good evening.
Speaker 1: Turns to the fucking camera and stairs right at it.
Speaker 1: Good Evening, this segment, Steve, Okay, what dal's happening here?
Speaker 1: So now it's time for a match.
Speaker 2: Yo, finally tag title match too. Like, this is fucking exciting.
Speaker 1: I am too excited for a professional wrestling match. Linda,
Speaker 1: The Brood versus the Acolytes.
Speaker 2: I also like how the Brood cuts promos.
Speaker 1: They have a real semblance of friendship. Bradshaw's finish is
Speaker 1: the clothesline from Hell.
Speaker 2: She's on a headset, like doing the lines for j
Speaker 2: arn King.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, was talking to you right now?
Speaker 2: Good evening?
Speaker 1: Oh watch Lenda, Lenda, she couldn't see.
Speaker 2: You can't see me as I am talking to you
Speaker 2: through a headset. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't need to talk to her all night, right,
Speaker 1: I just pleasant, ras, Who are you talking to? I'm sorry, Linda,
Speaker 1: apologize for what I've done. So we have the Brood
Speaker 1: versus the Acolytes WWF tag title match here on Heat.
Speaker 1: Last night, the Brude and the Acolytes fought on the ramp.
Speaker 1: The lights went out, and when they came back on,
Speaker 1: the Acolytes were bloodbath.
Speaker 2: Got their ass blood bath. What a great gimmick. I
Speaker 2: actually love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were still calling it blood bath here. That's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take that. Not the Red Viscous liquid.
Speaker 1: They were covered in that red viscous liquid.
Speaker 2: That was a Linda thing.
Speaker 1: I just said it would sound way better if it
Speaker 1: was red viscus liquid.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess it's your fucking money in company. I
Speaker 2: guess I do.
Speaker 1: So the Acolytes make their entrance here. The Brude of
Speaker 1: course make their entrance, also.
Speaker 2: Sick as fuck in the flames, and I love by
Speaker 2: the way, I don't know if you noticed this, and
Speaker 2: I don't know if I called onto this until years
Speaker 2: later when any anytime brood matches starts end, Like after
Speaker 2: they do that entrance, you very obviously can hear the
Speaker 2: fire extinguishers of the staff putting out the fire on
Speaker 2: the stage.
Speaker 1: Dude. Yeah, actually, what was cool here is the Brude
Speaker 1: make their entrance, the Acolytes walk to the ring. They
Speaker 1: start kicking the Brude's ass, but the fucking fire is
Speaker 1: still going on back there.
Speaker 2: Shuh shit.
Speaker 1: So Bradshaw takes Edge over to the timekeeper table for
Speaker 1: Root kicks gang Girl's ass in the ring, and then
Speaker 1: they set up for the tag match, and they set
Speaker 1: up top right, bottom left.
Speaker 2: Dude, this fucking tilted me so bad. I thought it
Speaker 2: was just like so they get like Bradshaw gets into
Speaker 2: a corner, and I thought he was just feeding in
Speaker 2: for Faruk to throw Edge into his boot and then
Speaker 2: then we're gonna fix it until I see the wide
Speaker 2: shot and I see gangrel his bottom left. Where the
Speaker 2: fuck do you guys think you work? Come on, guys,
Speaker 2: we do this every week like like, that's that really.
Speaker 1: Top left bottom right?
Speaker 2: That tilted me really bad for some reason.
Speaker 1: So as jumps off the second rope here, Bradshaw catches
Speaker 1: him into a fallaway slo.
Speaker 2: I mean he fucking throws him too. I love that,
Speaker 2: and uh Jay r on commentary gets really flustered. Trying
Speaker 2: to advertise the next town. He says, Ron Dobeyov's gonna
Speaker 2: be returning after three years to the Westchester County Center.
Speaker 2: Tickets going show this Saturday at uh west Chester at
Speaker 2: the what at the west Chester? He's at the Westchester
Speaker 2: County Uh Shanner, It's at the fucking box office. Fetch
Speaker 2: trying to say shit, all right, I want to see
Speaker 2: you doing this, shay you fuck you?
Speaker 1: So for Ruke comes in, he hits Edge with the
Speaker 1: fuck you spinebuster.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he stuffs the funk out of him.
Speaker 2: Edges like early on his career that he could take
Speaker 2: one of those.
Speaker 1: Still Edge gets to Gangrel for the tag here they
Speaker 1: take over on the Acolytes. But wait a minute, that's
Speaker 1: Michael Hayes and the Hardy Boys.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, and they all look cool, especially Michael Hayes.
Speaker 1: Yeah that shirt looks great, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, him and his cane, like this is fucking a
Speaker 2: great look.
Speaker 1: Throws a line at Gangrel Gang Grel Ducks and he
Speaker 1: runs straight into the clothesline from him.
Speaker 2: That is a great sequence, dude. I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. I thought that was a great finish year.
Speaker 2: I don't know how often they do that, but like
Speaker 2: I love, I mean anyway Bradshawk can get into the
Speaker 2: clothesline from Hella's sake, but I mean he threw this
Speaker 2: Sukka killed him. Got the win here, and then immediately
Speaker 2: the Hardy's and Michael Hayes start kicking Christian's ass on
Speaker 2: the fucking ring side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like they waited for the bell, right.
Speaker 2: They could have beat his ass like during the match
Speaker 2: and got a distraction spot in, but instead they had
Speaker 2: the honor of upholding the tag title match, which I respect.
Speaker 2: And then they whooped Christian's ass.
Speaker 1: After Yeah, the Hardy Boys and Michael Hayes take Christian
Speaker 1: from ringside and start kicking his ass up the ramp
Speaker 1: here Edge comes in. He spears Jeff from behind all
Speaker 1: he just goes for it.
Speaker 2: Man, dude tackles Jeff like that. I don't know if
Speaker 2: Jeff saw it coming, because Jeff falls kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, backstage, the Union is walking.
Speaker 2: Thank god, thank god. He needed to know what the
Speaker 2: Union as to fucking say here. Also, by the way,
Speaker 2: they're going over the matches again. They show them Nicole
Speaker 2: basson Deborah match graphic the Lions unmatch. They show a
Speaker 2: shot of the line then and Jay says and all
Speaker 2: show the cash match. The Rock has a cash on
Speaker 2: his arm and Triple h is gonna have to put
Speaker 2: a cash on his leg.
Speaker 3: That's stupid.
Speaker 2: And also totally Cane and Mankind are in the front row.
Speaker 1: Wait what Yeah.
Speaker 2: Canaan Mankind's masks they're they're in the front row. They
Speaker 2: show a shot of can and Mankind. Yeah, it's the
Speaker 2: medstream posse and there's big sweaters and yeah, holy dude,
Speaker 2: because it's legitmate, Like, they don't make.
Speaker 1: Mentions, Rodney like with the autphit on, dude, Yes.
Speaker 2: Hold on, let me see. Did I screenshot this? Dude?
Speaker 2: It's fucking so funny because commentary doesn't sell it because
Speaker 2: it's like just supposed to be like a crowd shot
Speaker 2: of the crowd being fired up, and it's goddamn Rodney
Speaker 2: fucking beat Guess firing up as canaan mankind.
Speaker 1: Dude, I did not see that. That's funny as hell.
Speaker 2: Here, holy dude, front road canean min cut with the hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, it's fucking the real deal.
Speaker 1: The guy beside it was like, holy shit, is awesome
Speaker 1: on TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't give a shit. I don't know who
Speaker 2: these guys are.
Speaker 1: That's Kaye make with that air right there.
Speaker 2: I just love that they had to wear the sweater vests.
Speaker 1: Dude, that is awesome. Yeah, they didn't put a jacket
Speaker 1: over him for nothing. That's just two fans right there.
Speaker 1: They love this business.
Speaker 2: That's probably they called him back. Two fans are going
Speaker 2: to be in the match.
Speaker 1: We get a shot from outside the arena here, the
Speaker 1: old North churches out there, and Jim Ross tells us
Speaker 1: that's where Paul Revere tried to tell us the British
Speaker 1: are coming.
Speaker 3: Who gets a fuck about that?
Speaker 1: What the hell a bitch stupid? Yeah? I love Jerry
Speaker 1: Lawler says, who cares about Paul Revere visiting me? It
Speaker 1: was the higher power?
Speaker 2: Okay, Kang Like Jesus Christ, super Soaker proudly presents the
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety nine King of the Ring in Greensboro, North Carolina.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, not bad. I like we a fan of Greensboro.
Speaker 2: I'm also a fan of the super Soaker. I love
Speaker 2: those fucking.
Speaker 1: Things, dude. Super Soaker changed everything. If you were born
Speaker 1: after the creation of the super Soaker, when they started
Speaker 1: getting hot, like you understand, like they're wont shit like this, man,
Speaker 1: this changed the game.
Speaker 2: Like pumping that fucking thing until it was full power
Speaker 2: and then blasting it at the back of your buddy's
Speaker 2: head was all I fucking live for.
Speaker 1: Charge it, pump it, soak it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then it kept They made it even stronger.
Speaker 1: I mean they started creating some crazy shit, dude. I
Speaker 1: mean like there used to be gatling guns and shit.
Speaker 1: You could get all types of stuff.
Speaker 2: Dude. Okay, I'm gonna say I'm a machine gun. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So now it's time for the Union town Hall.
Speaker 2: Union turning in and this is their sick Themes song. BRN.
Speaker 1: We all like this and they're all here, well except
Speaker 1: for Mick Foley, but the rest of them are here, right.
Speaker 2: Jam Rock and Big Show and Tester here, Uh, Shane
Speaker 2: and Vince are watching backstay just Shane gets ready for
Speaker 2: his handicap match and Michael Cole's in the ring because
Speaker 2: we needed more talks eggs on this fucking show. I
Speaker 2: couldn't believe it. I was like, Wow, this is fucking insane.
Speaker 1: Michael Cole's here to do the mean Jean stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and I'll tell you know, I'll take that.
Speaker 2: It's just fuck. I'm talked out. So Cole says, you
Speaker 2: heard the new CEO of this company, Stone Cold Steve
Speaker 2: Austin say, you guys have a blank check? How are
Speaker 2: you gonna fill it out? Who do you want to
Speaker 2: match up with? Tonight's on Raw and Big Show cuts
Speaker 2: the best promo of all the guys here, Dude.
Speaker 1: I gotta say I love Big Show promo. Guy, like,
Speaker 1: we've watched a few from this time period with the Union, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Big Shows. Like he's really trying to position himself. He's like,
Speaker 1: if I can show you do a good promo, like
Speaker 1: I can really get myself out there, Like I can
Speaker 1: really be a top guy and I could do some shit,
Speaker 1: you know. Big show starts it off, Yo, shout out Stone,
Speaker 1: call Steve Austin. First off, I.
Speaker 2: Love Stone called I love that guy, dude. Yeah, tough
Speaker 2: s ob and like, I fucked this guy heavy. Also Undertaker,
Speaker 2: I want to beat the fuck out of you. Are
Speaker 2: you serious?
Speaker 1: Like you got a title and I want and I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't understand his references at first until they replayed
Speaker 2: what happened to him him. So like we're like a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks after take Er hit Show in the
Speaker 2: head with a baseball bat.
Speaker 1: Dude, he obliterated him with that bat too, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, went to town. It was a fucking Louisville slugger,
Speaker 2: Like he cracked his dome with that and show and
Speaker 2: this promo says it's gonna be me and you. You
Speaker 2: want to play hardball, well slugger tonight, You're gonna get
Speaker 2: your wish. So that's why he said that. Oh there
Speaker 2: it is, Yeah, and Vincent Shanner backstage, and Vince looks
Speaker 2: at Shain and says, the hell is this? We we
Speaker 2: give you the union from last Big Show talking now
Speaker 2: Big Show fires up, will be showtime. You're gonna put
Speaker 2: that tunne online. I'm gonna grab you by the neck,
Speaker 2: lift you in there, and I will Joe slip you two.
Speaker 2: I'm fucking I'm all for it, dude. I'm fucking super
Speaker 2: down with fire up promo, Big Show.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, it will be showtime. Come on, he's got
Speaker 1: some stuff here. I like that.
Speaker 2: So Ken Shermrock's turn, and he says, first thing I
Speaker 2: want to do is you know, I want to shit.
Speaker 2: I want to give a shout out to mcfoley. Shit,
Speaker 2: happy birthday. Yeah man, he's got a busted up leg.
Speaker 2: So Shamrock says that him and Jeff Jarar were supposed
Speaker 2: to step in the lines. Then that okay, So I
Speaker 2: was confused the first Yeah, I was like, am I
Speaker 2: fucking making this up? Stone Cold didn't know or care
Speaker 2: that Shermrock had a match already, and like they're just
Speaker 2: gonna fucking move on, like this is an announced match.
Speaker 2: But no, Shamrock does say him and Jared supposed have
Speaker 2: a match, but I don't want to have that fucking
Speaker 2: match anymore.
Speaker 1: If I had a choice, it's not facing Jeff Jerrard tonight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to face stop guys. Uh so I
Speaker 2: want to fucking go after Vince book Van, the higher
Speaker 2: power himself. He says, so higher power again.
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, so it's higher power here, greater
Speaker 1: power earlier. It don't matter.
Speaker 2: Nope, does not matter. And they show Vince backstage his
Speaker 2: eyes are bugging out of his head.
Speaker 1: He does the golf reaction.
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, like he's fucking great at selling this ship. Dude,
Speaker 2: Shamrock says, Vince, I want to take you on a
Speaker 2: little stroll back in time. There was a time where
Speaker 2: you were crying and begging for help, and who was
Speaker 2: there to help you? It was me, Vince. I was
Speaker 2: the one who stood by you. I was the one
Speaker 2: who found your daughter, and you w embarrassed me. He
Speaker 2: humiliated me tonight. I want to want you to look
Speaker 2: over there. There's a fence over there with a cage
Speaker 2: around it, and Matt's Vince. You used me and tonight
Speaker 2: in the lions Den, I'm gonna abuse you. Not a
Speaker 2: bad deal. I actually thought this was this was a
Speaker 2: big show first in Shamrock, and now it's time for
Speaker 2: test to fucking bring it home and Test he's the
Speaker 2: third promo here. We've talked about this a lot. Stone
Speaker 2: Cold talked about it, They've talked about it on commentary,
Speaker 2: his two teammates have all talked about it. And the
Speaker 2: first thing Test says is, let me get this straight.
Speaker 2: I believe Stone Cold said we can have a matchup
Speaker 2: with whoever we want. Yes, dude, yes, fuck yes. I mean, like,
Speaker 2: where the fuck have you been? Well? I really would
Speaker 2: like to date Stephanie. Are you.
Speaker 1: Out of your fucking mind?
Speaker 2: Are you crazy? Are you fucking crazy? Man? What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Good? So I heard what Steve Austin said, but I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna do whatever I want. So here's what we're
Speaker 1: gonna do. I'll tell you right now. I was like
Speaker 1: half listening for a minute there, Like when I was
Speaker 1: watching this, I thought he caught out Stephanie McMahon for
Speaker 1: a match.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's what they fucking kind of say, like
Speaker 2: Shane's flipping out back safety says, what was that?
Speaker 1: What hell is this?
Speaker 2: Shane says? Austin said, a match, And I don't know
Speaker 2: what Vince thought Shane said, or like if there was
Speaker 2: another line Shane was supposed to say that, get up
Speaker 2: Vince and Vince had an autopilot because Shane says, Austin
Speaker 2: said a match, and Vince looks over to him and says,
Speaker 2: some damn wrestler. What you talking about it?
Speaker 1: That's not what he said.
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 2: So? Yeah, Stephanie comes to the ring and then Tess.
Speaker 1: Hits the rope and he did shit. Stephanie McMahon, you,
Speaker 1: I mean, holy funk, that would have been crazy. Stephanie
Speaker 1: Man hits the ring in the test.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, show looks at testa does the cutthroat taunt.
Speaker 1: But no, man, Test, Test wants to have a date
Speaker 1: with Stephanie.
Speaker 2: Me man. Yeah, so Test says, I know all Vino
Speaker 2: and Shane O. You know, they don't want you being
Speaker 2: a wrestler. They should have cut to the back. What
Speaker 2: the fuck did he just say? Vino?
Speaker 1: Who is that?
Speaker 2: Take me to the side of the pitch this kind
Speaker 2: of come from? And Vince Blake's at the screen, who's that? So? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Test ask her own day and she says, I'd love to,
Speaker 2: and it cuts to Vincent Shane. Shane is flipping out,
Speaker 2: what the hell? Jacking around? Vince has putting his hands
Speaker 2: on his head like it's the worst thing to ever happened. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I loved Vince and Shane's reactions here to that.
Speaker 2: It's very cute.
Speaker 1: To see Test ask Stephaniel on a date.
Speaker 2: Yeah not it could have not been cute though.
Speaker 1: So backstage, doctor Franz swap of tit is putting a
Speaker 1: cast on Triple H.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Triple H is pissed. Hey it's too tight. He
Speaker 2: pushes him down. He's fucking punching him in head. Hey,
Speaker 2: not gonna fucking motherfucker.
Speaker 1: He's really putting that cast on there too.
Speaker 2: He says, it's gotta be tight.
Speaker 1: I love the idea of the cast match. I think
Speaker 1: that's very funny.
Speaker 2: I mean as a punishment deal. Fuck yeah, Like Triple
Speaker 2: Ah broke this dude's arm. Now you gotta feel the
Speaker 2: wrath put that cast on.
Speaker 1: So now it's time for XPOC and Kane versus Shane McMahon.
Speaker 2: Just so everyone knows we're so deep into the show,
Speaker 2: we're now in the war Zone with match number two.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's nuts, Doctor Franz swap of Tit was just
Speaker 1: on here and now we got the second match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Warzone time, baby Handicap match xpot.
Speaker 1: Comes out here, he's got the Pyrokine comes out here.
Speaker 1: They're do separate entrances. Kane does the fire in the
Speaker 1: corner and x poc points to him at the same
Speaker 1: time the pyro goes off. That was cool.
Speaker 2: Love that. That is fucking sick. Takes the knee. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean great duo.
Speaker 1: Here it shows Shane fucking these guys over again last week.
Speaker 1: And then Shane McMann comes out of course.
Speaker 2: Chance Chance, Yeah, he's in the Nike Tribe jacket.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He comes out looking like Kane that one time
Speaker 1: when he showed up with a tracksuit on.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, DNA test Kane.
Speaker 1: That ship was nuts looking, man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is fucking insane. Why did he do that?
Speaker 1: That's an all time Kane look for me. He never
Speaker 1: in a video game.
Speaker 2: You know, someone definitely made it after we talked about
Speaker 2: it last time.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Xbox tells Shane, hey, man, go ahead, punch me, punch
Speaker 1: me in the fucking face. So Shane smacks the shit
Speaker 1: out of him.
Speaker 2: Dude, he smacks the dog shit out of him, and
Speaker 2: he fucking starts lighting him up until Xbox fires back and.
Speaker 1: He goes to the Bronco buster. I thought that was funny.
Speaker 2: Dude, he stomps him out. He's stomping out the boy Wonder.
Speaker 2: He's going for that Bronco buster and he goes for it,
Speaker 2: but Shane.
Speaker 1: Powders the boy Wonder.
Speaker 2: Me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Shane Powder, Shane, you run straightened the cane.
Speaker 1: He turns around. X Pock is right there and hits
Speaker 1: him with the spin kick.
Speaker 2: Dude. He annihilates them that with that kick, Dude, he
Speaker 2: wipes him out on the floor. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: But wait a minute. Two guys are here with hair.
Speaker 2: Holy fuck, it's canan mankind. Why are they attacking Xbox?
Speaker 2: Holy fuck?
Speaker 1: Holy shit? Two canes? Why the hell they wear the
Speaker 1: cane mask in the cane seventy yeah?
Speaker 2: Why was it a double mankind? I guess maybe they
Speaker 2: were trying to, like say, hey, we got both these
Speaker 2: on sale.
Speaker 1: This shit cracked me up crazy, like. I love that
Speaker 1: JR didn't automatically know it's Theme Street Posse. Who wears
Speaker 1: clothes like this.
Speaker 2: It's the entire Posse outfit, just with mask on and
Speaker 2: k and JR. Says hush, two fans, that ain't right.
Speaker 1: I love that hesitation. We got two fans that ain't right.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, dude, they fucking annihilate x POC. Then
Speaker 2: they go in the ring and attack Kane and then
Speaker 2: all three of them Shane and the fucking canan mankind Powder.
Speaker 1: The Mean Street Passe is one of the greatest gimmicks
Speaker 1: of all time. This dude's name is Pete Gas.
Speaker 2: I mean, and Peak aass and his boy just Rodney.
Speaker 1: Rodney and Pete Gas are here and they're kicking ex
Speaker 1: pocket Kane's ass Like that's so funny to me.
Speaker 2: I mean, they are a great henchman man. I love that.
Speaker 1: Pete Gas might be one of the best names of
Speaker 1: all time. Joey abs Pete Gas and Joey abs.
Speaker 2: Dude and Peak Gas Finisher is sick as fuck too.
Speaker 2: The gas mask.
Speaker 1: Rodney no last name, Like, holy fuck.
Speaker 2: We just know him as Rodney, so.
Speaker 1: Keane goes to choke slam Shane here, but they stop him.
Speaker 1: He falls down. The Mean Street posse go up to
Speaker 1: the ramp. They take the mass off. My golly, fuck,
Speaker 1: it's pet Gasser.
Speaker 2: Rodney did it being funny or Jar says well, two
Speaker 2: fans just took their mask.
Speaker 1: Who the hell is that show?
Speaker 2: Don't really need help, motherfucker's.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, they get on the ramp here, they take
Speaker 1: the mass off, and then Patterson and Brisco come down
Speaker 1: and start kicking their ass.
Speaker 2: I love that that was the rivalry because I think
Speaker 2: the Posse had just lost, like the loser leaves deal.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the perfect rivalry for these guys. Patterson
Speaker 1: and Brisco is like just fucking stooges. That all of
Speaker 1: them are stooges and they're all fighting each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just works.
Speaker 2: So they come out and start whooping their ass. Man.
Speaker 2: I mean they were really giving it to the Posse.
Speaker 2: I bet they were fucking giving them fucking potatoes too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they throw them both in the ring.
Speaker 1: Kane choke Slam's Rodney, Xbox Spin kicks peak Gas. I
Speaker 1: mean like they're giving them the work.
Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, this is so awesome. They are, like you said,
Speaker 2: choke Slam and fucking roundhouse kick. Kane is dragging Rodney
Speaker 2: into the corner. But like the segment was supposed to
Speaker 2: be done, like Xbox Music hits, Kane and XBOK are
Speaker 2: getting no shit in. No, We're not done. We are
Speaker 2: not done, dude. Xbox does the Bronco Buster, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, that's probably it. Caine says, I'm not
Speaker 2: done dooms to Peak Gas, dude.
Speaker 1: The tombstit on Peak Gas was awesome too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, he fucking went for Xbox Music is playing
Speaker 2: this whole time. The Stooges are doing all of Hogan's
Speaker 2: taunts at the top of the ramp.
Speaker 1: I love that they had the Stooges doing Hogan's taunts.
Speaker 1: Always thought that was funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucking great.
Speaker 1: The rock is backstage, he's walking with a big arm cast.
Speaker 2: And Triple H is limping backstage with the big ass
Speaker 2: cast on his leg and he's fucking He's like, how
Speaker 2: am I gonna wrestle on this? Dude?
Speaker 1: I love Triple H walking out the door with the
Speaker 1: big leg cast on, Like that was so funny.
Speaker 2: It's like he's gonna fall over.
Speaker 3: I Uh.
Speaker 2: By the way, I want to say a lot of
Speaker 2: talking on this show, not one rock promo.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're right. It was a really stone Cold
Speaker 1: centric episode.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's true. But I not even like the
Speaker 2: pre match rock like on the corner cut, like talking
Speaker 2: shit about Triple Ah's nose or something. For a second,
Speaker 2: like we got nothing.
Speaker 1: Well, buddy, al Snow still has a match the rock
Speaker 1: k cut up promo right now?
Speaker 2: How are their matches that were unannounced that I see
Speaker 2: on this show? By the way, Like they announced matches
Speaker 2: and booked more and somehow there's more on top of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I didn't expect that, to be honest, No,
Speaker 1: how much they.
Speaker 2: Don't have a lot of fucking time. But then I
Speaker 2: remember the matches don't need a lot of time. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: fuck me.
Speaker 1: So we go backstage. Michael Cole is here with WWF
Speaker 1: Women's Champion Deborah and she says she's not having the
Speaker 1: match that was scheduled tonight.
Speaker 2: Holy fucking shit, buddy, are you kidding me? Dever, Like
Speaker 2: that's what col should have said. Are you fucking serious?
Speaker 1: Why the fuck do we even announce matches?
Speaker 2: Like why am I even interviewing you? We're really wasting
Speaker 2: on everybody's fucking time here, aren't we. He says a
Speaker 2: lot of people thought it was a fluke that you
Speaker 2: won this title, and tonight you're the underdog again when
Speaker 2: you take on the Cold Bass. There definitely won't be
Speaker 2: a women's title match tonight.
Speaker 3: What what.
Speaker 2: Because I believe I do have thirty days to defend
Speaker 2: my title, so I think I'm opting to pass on
Speaker 2: this tonight. You can just do that. You can just
Speaker 2: fucking say no, Yeah.
Speaker 1: The champion can't decline matches, right they came to the UFC.
Speaker 2: Sure, fuck yeah, I guess that's true. But if Miss
Speaker 2: Nicole wants to compete tonight, then I think we should
Speaker 2: do it Debra style. That could be, that could be
Speaker 2: fucking anything.
Speaker 1: Man, what does that mean, Deborah?
Speaker 2: I think we should have a contest, maybe a bikini contest.
Speaker 2: Crowd pops. They're super into the puppies. If Miss Nicole wins,
Speaker 2: I'll give her a shot next week on Raw. But
Speaker 2: if I win, well, she needs to leave my puppies alone,
Speaker 2: right ah, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Last matches hooray.
Speaker 1: So now it's time for the Rock versus Triple H
Speaker 1: cast match. This feels like the most studio wrestling territory
Speaker 1: deal of all time. And yes, and honestly, dude, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of in love with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I I don't know if I was really
Speaker 2: bothered by that this went short.
Speaker 1: No, I think it should have went short. That's exactly
Speaker 1: how this match should have went I.
Speaker 2: Think I would have been okay with maybe one or
Speaker 2: two more like Triple H having to fucking figure out
Speaker 2: how to work with his leg deals and then we
Speaker 2: go into the finish, because I think there's only one.
Speaker 2: But like, I was fine with this deal.
Speaker 1: I think Triple AZ probably could have just lost the
Speaker 1: fucking match.
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest with that's you know what, that's
Speaker 2: you know also, and.
Speaker 1: Then you could have done everything afterwards. But yeah, I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, Tripleize could just fucking lost the match.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's fair. So, yeah, Triple H comes out here.
Speaker 2: I'd be remiss to not mention how sick his theme
Speaker 2: song is, by.
Speaker 1: The way, that's right, Yeah, higher brain pattern.
Speaker 2: Sick as fuck. I love this. I love the entrance.
Speaker 2: I love the deal and like it's the same thing.
Speaker 2: It's the same lighting and everything, same song, like you know,
Speaker 2: assumed to be same entrance and he is like practically
Speaker 2: falling off the stage because of this big guess cast
Speaker 2: on his leg.
Speaker 1: I love that he came out with the water still,
Speaker 1: Like that was so good. He's coming out here with
Speaker 1: his big ass cast. He like almost trips on the
Speaker 1: fucking ray up. Yeah, spills the water like that was awesome.
Speaker 2: So last week Triples destroyed Mankind's knee with a sledgehammer.
Speaker 2: Obviously he did damage through Rock's arm as well. So
Speaker 2: that's what brought us here. And there's a funny deal
Speaker 2: here as the Rock is going to make his entrance here,
Speaker 2: so Triple It's still making his entrance. And j R
Speaker 2: says mcfoley's undergoing hydro therapy for his surgically repaired knee,
Speaker 2: and Lola says.
Speaker 3: Hydro therapy?
Speaker 2: What is that? A sponge bath? And then Rock's music hits.
Speaker 2: There's silence. You know if you smell, Yes, you smell?
Speaker 2: I was gonna do if you but it is you smell.
Speaker 2: Rock comes out, huge pop silence from commentary hydro therapy, there's.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. The Rock is out here for God's sake.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, make Foley can't wait to have you back.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about this guy, dude, and.
Speaker 2: I forgot about this part too. So JR says he's
Speaker 2: talking about the cast match, and he says, you've been
Speaker 2: around a lot longer than me, Kang, have you ever
Speaker 2: heard of a cast match been around longer than you?
Speaker 3: You are? You are around with colonl Sanders was a.
Speaker 1: Private Oh they fuck okay.
Speaker 2: Like I'm just trying to fucking do I'm just trying
Speaker 2: to do the job here, Like what the fuck we.
Speaker 1: Get started with the match here? Triple H and the
Speaker 1: Rock start by throwing hands until Triple Ah trips over
Speaker 1: his leg, which I thought was great.
Speaker 2: That is fucking awesome, Like that's all this match need
Speaker 2: is the Rock giving him shit and Triple A's struggling
Speaker 2: to just stand up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have loved a lot more that. I
Speaker 1: think there was a lot more to do with this match,
Speaker 1: like especially with like the cast step and all that stuff,
Speaker 1: and like I said, if Triple Ah just took the
Speaker 1: fucking pit here, Like, I think there was a lot
Speaker 1: more to this they could have done. They kind of
Speaker 1: just kind of they did the tripping thing and then
Speaker 1: Rock kind of hits a DDT and grabs a chair
Speaker 1: when we go to the finish type of thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like this could have used a couple more like
Speaker 2: trip like maybe China trips Rock and Triple H can't
Speaker 2: take advantage of it like he usually.
Speaker 1: Would, like like I mean it's began, it is begging
Speaker 1: for Triple H stuge spots with the fucking star like.
Speaker 2: And he's great at stooging.
Speaker 1: So rockets a DDT here on Triple H and then
Speaker 1: powers to grab a chair. Rockets Triple H in the
Speaker 1: back of the chair and then hits the rock box.
Speaker 2: Them j I guess there's no dy Q in a
Speaker 2: cash match.
Speaker 1: Fuck it, it don't matter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, he fucking rock bottoms, puts the chair on
Speaker 2: Triple H's face, goes for the people's elbow. The Undertaker,
Speaker 2: like a bat out of hell is here. Somehow he
Speaker 2: fucking no clips in goozles rock choke slam. Now it's
Speaker 2: a d Q.
Speaker 1: I did like how like to the point the Rock
Speaker 1: was the like that ship did kind of made me laugh,
Speaker 1: Like the Rock comes in, Triple A's got this fucking
Speaker 1: huge thing. Was like he could have sucked around with
Speaker 1: this guy forever, right, Like he really could have if
Speaker 1: you wanted to. But then Rock just hits him in
Speaker 1: the back with a chair and hits the rock bottom
Speaker 1: and he says, ah, fuck it that shit happy diet,
Speaker 1: Good God.
Speaker 2: I'm getting my ship in.
Speaker 1: That's funny, man.
Speaker 2: I mean again, the story, you know, it's just the
Speaker 2: Rock was out for revenge and he was in a
Speaker 2: spot to fucking get it, and he got it until
Speaker 2: Undertaker cames and thwarts that.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, but like Rock could have a promo
Speaker 1: and fu guy a little bit, that's too much.
Speaker 2: Let's cut all that out.
Speaker 1: So Undertaker man he comes in straight up ends the
Speaker 1: Rocks whole shit see him punk style.
Speaker 2: Dude, Dude a goosele out of the rock Bottom choke
Speaker 2: slam Tombstone on the chair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Tombstone on the chair was brutal, looked awes
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that a lot. He saw Caine doing.
Speaker 2: He said, I got one better.
Speaker 1: Big Show runs down here. Uh, Taker powders of course
Speaker 1: he don't want to work from the Union's Big Show.
Speaker 2: Dude. I was like wow, because I thought that was
Speaker 2: gonna be like East you segue into the Taker Big
Speaker 2: Show match here, but Big Show ran down in the jeans,
Speaker 2: I said, okay, never mind.
Speaker 1: Taker Triple H with the cast still on and China
Speaker 1: all head to the back and Big Show follows him
Speaker 1: back there.
Speaker 2: I mean, like you said, if if this wasn't the
Speaker 2: stone cold fucking episode right like, they probably would have
Speaker 2: had more time to do more at Triple A Shenanigans
Speaker 2: like they would have showed him doing more stuff throughout
Speaker 2: the night with the fucking cast on his leg.
Speaker 1: Deborah's backstage, she's walking.
Speaker 3: Oh, I gotta judge this. I mean, I'm volunteering my services.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just shit your ash down for real?
Speaker 3: Ship my ass, We're.
Speaker 1: Just shipt in your own ash WWF dot com dot
Speaker 1: com WWF dot com Hello ladies, because stone COLDE said so.
Speaker 2: No world, that was the frequency for it only fuck yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right, America online keyword WWF.
Speaker 1: Raw is war is brought to you by Castro, gt X,
Speaker 1: drive Hard, I'm driving and chef boy r d over
Speaker 1: stuff BF Ravioli.
Speaker 2: Dude, I could go for that's that right now?
Speaker 1: That ship? So it does sound good. I got be
Speaker 1: honest with you.
Speaker 2: Fuck man oversto, dude, like holy shit, piping hot like,
Speaker 2: let's go.
Speaker 1: It's always piping hot is pissing me off. It's always
Speaker 1: exploding in the microwave.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean getting that ship all over like but
Speaker 2: fucking worth the trouble, dude.
Speaker 1: And of course fram extra guard get a filter for
Speaker 1: your car. Fuck yeah, drive hard.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: Catch on GTX kit hard.
Speaker 1: I never that's crazy. That changes the whole deal.
Speaker 2: That ship loves I get that. Put the casual gt
Speaker 2: X in your car, you fucking rock card.
Speaker 1: So now it's time for Deborah versus Nicole Bass bikini contest.
Speaker 2: Ah, it's like I gotta go, I gotta go. It's
Speaker 2: like Fred Durta, Joey Lawla, youm my favorite mother fucker.
Speaker 2: I told you.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 2: Nicole Bass comes out, she has a tron too. I
Speaker 2: don't remember this at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's getting a big push. I mean she was
Speaker 1: on the pay per view, she's on the TV show here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she comes out with Valvenus and uh, Deborah comes out,
Speaker 2: of course with Jeff Jarrett and Lawla is in the ring.
Speaker 2: He says, all right, let's get the rules straight. It's
Speaker 2: a bikini contest. When I say, each of you are
Speaker 2: gonna basically this robe, We're gonna let all these fine
Speaker 2: people decide who the winner is. And Deborah, of course
Speaker 2: the WF champion is not a WF champion match says
Speaker 2: Nicole can go first. So Nicole Bass goes first. She
Speaker 2: takes off a robe. She's in a bikini. She's in
Speaker 2: fucking insane shape. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She does a side chest pose here that looks awesome, dude,
Speaker 1: her legs are nuts. Yeah, she's super in shape.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is like fucking crazy man. Yeah, I was
Speaker 2: like super impressed by her her whole look here, and
Speaker 2: Lawler says, that's too, I'm impressed. Wow. Anyway, so Deborah
Speaker 2: starts to undress you showing up for a bikini. Laller
Speaker 2: on the mic goes, woo woo. So Lalla says, okay,
Speaker 2: we're gonna do a little judging. Let's hear it for
Speaker 2: Nicole bas The crowd booths, of course, just fucking set
Speaker 2: her up.
Speaker 3: Alright, let's hear for Deborah.
Speaker 2: The crowd cheers. I mean, Lawler even fucking blows the
Speaker 2: end of this. He goes over and he says, I
Speaker 2: gotta say it was close.
Speaker 3: What the winner?
Speaker 2: He grabs Deborah's arm and raises it up.
Speaker 3: Is Nicole.
Speaker 2: Holy fucking shit, cag you had one job, dishes fucking.
Speaker 1: Shined up for the job. You stood up, suck you
Speaker 1: fucked it up.
Speaker 2: Like you should fucking go away for real, for real.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry, Deborah.
Speaker 2: Yes, whooo, Like that's fucking insane. Fucking that up, I
Speaker 2: mean it seriously is insane. Yeah, there's two names.
Speaker 1: You sign for this literally like two minutes ago.
Speaker 2: You probably have worked with Debra for like ten years
Speaker 2: at this fucking point, like, come on. Nicole Bass obviously pissed,
Speaker 2: Valvenus starts going over to Deborah and he's licking his thumb.
Speaker 2: He's fucking trying to rip it, that's what he does.
Speaker 2: And Jeff swats him away and starts pushing him, and
Speaker 2: then Valvenas starts decking Jarrett and he grabs his arms.
Speaker 2: So it is time for Nicole Bass to swing a
Speaker 2: guitar at Jeff Jarrett's head. Now, I don't know what
Speaker 2: happens here. I don't know how this happened here, but
Speaker 2: Nicole Bass swings this guitar and it's almost like it
Speaker 2: broke in mid air. Like what happened here?
Speaker 1: I thought that she hit him with like the edge
Speaker 1: of the guitar, which, man, that probably hurt like shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Jared moves, she hits Valve with the part
Speaker 2: of this guitar. I was at first, I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: she didn't touch him at all, like this just shattered
Speaker 2: until the end part here where the back Valvenus's head
Speaker 2: is leaking blood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that she hit him like with the
Speaker 1: edge of the guitar and it went like around his head. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was pretty brutal, dude.
Speaker 2: It is a worked guitar, like there's nothing inside of it,
Speaker 2: Like they gun at this thing and made it like
Speaker 2: so it could break super easily and it's still cut.
Speaker 2: This dude's head open.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean like he's fucking bleeding. You know, she
Speaker 1: hit him with this guitar. He's fucking pissed off, obvious, right,
Speaker 1: Like he's super pissed off here, and uh, Valvenus gets
Speaker 1: in her face and like, as far as I know,
Speaker 1: by the way, like Nicole Bass kissed Valvenus two weeks ago,
Speaker 1: has she been fucking up like really really bad?
Speaker 2: Like so like she must have fucking really cast this
Speaker 2: guy Championship main event matches from how mad he was here.
Speaker 1: He looks super happy to be out here and everything
Speaker 1: like a minute ago. But yeah, apparently he had been
Speaker 1: harbaging like a lot of feelings here.
Speaker 2: Well, when you get hardweight for the guitar, maybe you'd
Speaker 2: be a little bad. I maybe a little understandable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he stands up and he goes over
Speaker 1: to her and says, you fuck everything up, You screw
Speaker 1: everything up. For me, man, I'm so sick of.
Speaker 2: You, and the Cold Bass says, I could okay, I
Speaker 2: could not believe what I heard here. I like I
Speaker 2: went in a time machine. By the way, dude, no, Mike,
Speaker 2: I thought what I experienced here in the past was
Speaker 2: a one time deal. I didn't realize it was a
Speaker 2: real catch phrase.
Speaker 1: I mean, I thought dyed on a half of man.
Speaker 2: It was not a question. By the way, it is
Speaker 2: not a question. It is a stated fact. What she
Speaker 2: says here, I need that to be known.
Speaker 1: That is a purest statement right there. So Valvina says,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking sick of this man. You're screwing everything up
Speaker 1: for me, and the Cold Bass looks obvious the eyes.
Speaker 1: You got a problem.
Speaker 3: Screw you.
Speaker 2: It's dude, She legit, I swear to god. She says,
Speaker 2: you got a problem. It's not even a question. You're
Speaker 2: not asking you.
Speaker 3: You got a problem.
Speaker 2: Exclamation point you know that. Screw you. I fucking lost
Speaker 2: my mind that you got a problem. Megas a return
Speaker 2: on this fucking show. Dude. I could not believe it.
Speaker 1: You got a problem, you got a problem, you got
Speaker 1: a problem.
Speaker 2: Screw you. Oh he fuck. She leaves. She leaves them
Speaker 2: hind and dry.
Speaker 1: So Shamrock and Vince are getting ready for their match here.
Speaker 1: Vince is doing so by pumping his fists up and down.
Speaker 2: And sher Rock is probably headbunning and punching walls.
Speaker 1: He's eating concrete, like, yeah.
Speaker 2: He's fucking biting bricks.
Speaker 1: He's having big Shit hit him in there with a chair.
Speaker 2: Testa has been running big booting him in the face
Speaker 2: for the past three minutes.
Speaker 1: We have a GTV segment here, no intro to.
Speaker 2: It though, it's just we don't get like the usual
Speaker 2: gtvtgvah yeah, like it's none of that. And it's Jacqueline
Speaker 2: and Terry in a bathroom and Jacqueline's reading a magazine.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming I think it's WWF magazine, and Terry's like,
Speaker 2: there's not one man in this company for us, and
Speaker 2: another girl comes out of the shower. I'm like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is this? I think it's Ryan Shamrock.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, sure, Ken's deal. Yeah, sister, I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Because they keep saying Ryan, I think
Speaker 2: that's what they were saying, sure okay, And Terry says,
Speaker 2: not one of these guys measures up to me. Look
Speaker 2: at Valvenus classic example, and Ryan Shamrocks is porn star
Speaker 2: one of those special effects. Well shit, Jacqueline says, hey, Ryan,
Speaker 2: what about mister ass? And Ryan says, there's a reason
Speaker 2: they called mister ass. That's because it's all he's has.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's that's the gimmick is he's all ass.
Speaker 2: No brain, no brain, all ass.
Speaker 1: All you need is ass in this life.
Speaker 2: Terry says, I got a big one for you, Dustin,
Speaker 2: And Jacqueline says Dustin and Terry says, yeah, wedding night.
Speaker 2: I had to wave a little wand to get it
Speaker 2: just a poke its head out, I swear, and then
Speaker 2: it goes the scramble vision, which I think because gold
Speaker 2: Dust isn't back yet. And the original rumor was that
Speaker 2: GTV was a gold Dust deal gold Dust TV. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I think that was like supposed to be like,
Speaker 2: oh he like cut the feed because they started talking
Speaker 2: about him.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, sure, I.
Speaker 2: Think that's what that was. That's that's my inference of that.
Speaker 2: Way too much thought for GTV, and it never got
Speaker 2: that much thought. But really there's no reason to think
Speaker 2: about it because it goes nowhere. There's it's never revealed,
Speaker 2: so it doesn't matter. But I I me every week
Speaker 2: watching heat Meat.
Speaker 1: I thought she said none of the men even measure
Speaker 1: up to meet.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe she did say that. Holy fuck, Dude j R.
Speaker 2: Says well, I wonder who's behind his g TV. That
Speaker 2: was a little embarrassing there.
Speaker 1: It's gold Dust. This stands for gold Dust.
Speaker 2: Watch him fuck hag Okay, that's right. I thought it
Speaker 2: was Tom Green.
Speaker 1: They cut the feet because we talked about, Wow, you.
Speaker 2: Put a lot of thun on into this one, Cad.
Speaker 2: Somebody's got it.
Speaker 1: So now it's time for the Godfather versus Billy Gunn.
Speaker 1: Mister ass, how's that?
Speaker 2: How's that? How's there's more? How's there more matches? There's
Speaker 2: a pleasant even more?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's even more after this, buddy.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is that?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: What is like?
Speaker 5: Not that?
Speaker 2: I don't appreciate it right because they explain why this
Speaker 2: match happens. They show it to you.
Speaker 1: Either have the fucking match or it's time for Vincent
Speaker 1: Man to come out here and cut other promo buddies.
Speaker 2: All right, give me, give me the fucking match. I'll
Speaker 2: take the fucking match. That's fine.
Speaker 1: So Godfather comes out and they cheer for him until
Speaker 1: they realize there are no.
Speaker 2: Hoes, and then they boo.
Speaker 1: They start booing the Godfather.
Speaker 2: I love that angle, dude, that's or gimmick. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Godfather then points to the stage and all the hose
Speaker 1: come out. Good lord man, Paul Revere did have hose, Like,
Speaker 1: that's what I was saying.
Speaker 2: Fuck him, no hos, Paul.
Speaker 1: So Godfather gets to the ring with the hose. It's
Speaker 1: time once again for everybody to come aboard the whole train.
Speaker 2: Listen to all the true pimps and players in this
Speaker 2: house that knows the Godfather to be pimp and' hose
Speaker 2: nation wide.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, like for this time period, specifically for
Speaker 1: the year nineteen ninety nine, they could have made this
Speaker 1: guy world champion and everyone has said yes indeed, dude,
Speaker 1: I mean, why the fuck not? Like there was a
Speaker 1: very small period of time where like this is peaking
Speaker 1: at its maximum and it's right fucking now.
Speaker 2: There could be an argument made that there is a
Speaker 2: window where the Godfather and Austin are getting equal pops
Speaker 2: like that. I know it sounds nuts, but it's fucking true.
Speaker 2: When the year turns, why two K happens the computers
Speaker 2: all go down. It's over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like there's just a turn of the century deal.
Speaker 1: The next generation is coming up.
Speaker 2: Pimping gets harder, Like, it's not We're not doing it.
Speaker 2: It's not easy anymore. I'm taking a week. I'll get
Speaker 2: a week of Godfather's World Champion and then he loses
Speaker 2: to the Undertaker again or something. Yeah, right, a week.
Speaker 1: I mean, good, God, if the hose all jumped on
Speaker 1: somebody and the Godfather, Like imagine the Godfather hits the
Speaker 1: hoe train in the corner, goes to the pin, and
Speaker 1: then all the hose jump on top of them and
Speaker 1: they pin like Undertaker or something for a.
Speaker 2: Three tripleh just begging to get stewed by Godfather.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Like that would be fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: The crowd would go ape shit.
Speaker 2: I would have loved that. I would have fucking loved that.
Speaker 1: So last night I heat mister as hit Godfather on
Speaker 1: the head with a chair by accident.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was trying to fuck over the road Dog
Speaker 2: in a King of the Ring qualifier, pretty much exactly
Speaker 2: the same spot that Shane did the expog.
Speaker 1: Dude, He's always trying to fuck over the road dog.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Man, that's his boy. Sometimes, like just fucking stop with
Speaker 2: the food dog. That's all they had. It's either teams
Speaker 2: with the road dog or he fights the road dog.
Speaker 2: They were doing nothing else, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just get him away from the road dog for
Speaker 1: ten seconds. You want to get this guy over right,
Speaker 1: Like get him away for the road dog.
Speaker 2: He's sticking with the dog.
Speaker 1: I love the hard cut here from the recap.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: So it goes from the recap here literal hard cut
Speaker 1: straight to the ramp where Godfather's stomping mister ass out
Speaker 1: on the ramp.
Speaker 2: Dude, he's I could not believe it. Yeah, Like he's
Speaker 2: beating the fuck out of him on the ramp. The
Speaker 2: bell is like going, I'm like, oh fuck, Godfather's about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Godfather, he hits a kick on mister ass here,
Speaker 1: but mister ass fires back with the power slam.
Speaker 2: I need to know. I'm just curious when you write
Speaker 2: this match, you write Godfather, and do you write mister
Speaker 2: as Yeah? Yeah, okay, so I had to. I don't
Speaker 2: mind down even more. I write Godfather, and the rest
Speaker 2: of it I write ass they stripped him of Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: uh pleasantries here I put Godfather sends as off As
Speaker 2: ducks a line.
Speaker 1: So mister As does this suck it talent to the hose.
Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, come on, man, leave the hose alone.
Speaker 1: But then he misses a stinger splash.
Speaker 2: Dude on the commentary by the way, they say, you know,
Speaker 2: Austin says he decreed that if Corporate Ministry, any Corporate
Speaker 2: Ministry members interferreing the Ken Shermrock Vinch Lines and Match
Speaker 2: or Big Show Undertaker, they will be fired on the spot.
Speaker 2: So they, you know, trying to cut out any more
Speaker 2: interference here tonight.
Speaker 1: That ain't happening.
Speaker 2: That's not happening. Sadly.
Speaker 1: Godfather hits a two line come back into a back
Speaker 1: body drop here. It looked like mister As was getting
Speaker 1: prepared for some sort of flat jack, but he takes
Speaker 1: the turnover and takes the back body drop.
Speaker 2: I can't hear that any I guess fucking insane.
Speaker 1: Godfather hits the hose train on mister As. He runs it,
Speaker 1: mister Ass, but mister Ass pulls the rope and Godfather
Speaker 1: gets shit. Can you netter get Ready's win the King.
Speaker 2: Of the Ring bow? I know, isn't that crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Man, this is his year.
Speaker 2: Man and Godfather goes to the floor. The ref is distracted,
Speaker 2: and now it's time for mister As to continue to
Speaker 2: sing with the dog.
Speaker 1: Mister As and the dog you're telling me, Godfather like,
Speaker 1: So Godfather's on the floor and the ref's like one,
Speaker 1: please don't get in the ring too, Please don't get
Speaker 1: in the ring.
Speaker 2: Take your time, take your time, take your time.
Speaker 1: So road dog's here, he comes in the ring, does
Speaker 1: it even fuck him?
Speaker 2: And I could not fuck it? I swear, I swear, James,
Speaker 2: I'm not making this up. My notes here I wrote
Speaker 2: why did he not fuck his ass?
Speaker 1: So road Dog hits the pump handle slam here while
Speaker 1: the ref was distracted, and Godfather comes back in and
Speaker 1: he hits the jumping leg drop and picks up the wind.
Speaker 2: I like that, like the well because Godfather knew that
Speaker 2: road Dog didn't do fuck ass theatrics so it wasn't
Speaker 2: good enough yet had another move after to put him away, and.
Speaker 1: Road Dog goes to kick mister Asses. Ask some more here,
Speaker 1: but he powders.
Speaker 2: I dude, I can't believe road Dog didn't stay for
Speaker 2: the hose. There was a hose celebration and dog didn't
Speaker 2: stay for it.
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, maybe he thought he didn't deserve it
Speaker 1: because he didn't do the theatrics when he did the
Speaker 1: Pumpano slam, and he would be right. So we go backstage.
Speaker 1: Michael Cole is here with Draws and Prince Albert, and
Speaker 1: Draws makes himself throw up, and then Prince Albert throws
Speaker 1: up and they let's leave, and that's it.
Speaker 2: That's fucking exactly what happens. I'm exactly what happened. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like Cole's here and he's standing on the fucking locker
Speaker 2: room like bench trying to avoid that.
Speaker 1: I loved that Michael Cole was on the bitch knowing
Speaker 1: that Draws was gonna throw up.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it wasn't like yeah, like that's coming. It's
Speaker 2: and like Albert is fucking gene up, dry heaving as well.
Speaker 2: Same time, like he's dry and Cole says, you fucking
Speaker 2: have a hardcore match.
Speaker 1: They write that down a piece of paper and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: send that, send that.
Speaker 2: Let's make sure we have some time on the show
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 1: Draws looks awesome though, with the hat and ship though.
Speaker 1: I love this guy, dude, I mean, like I love
Speaker 1: Albert too.
Speaker 2: I like this deal, Like again, perfect for this era.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they threw up that, Like I
Speaker 1: don't even know like how they introduced that, Like the
Speaker 1: Draws has told this guy, Hey, I could throw up
Speaker 1: me too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's ever explained on the show. Like this
Speaker 2: guy just fucking has a fucked up belly. They said
Speaker 2: he had a biological quirk, right, I'm so quirky.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Like holy shit, that's like a South Park thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fucking stand when Stan throws up. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: Draws throws up when he has to wrestle al Snow
Speaker 2: Every week he tries to get a fucking wrestled Alsto
Speaker 2: by vomiting. It can't work.
Speaker 1: Undertaker and Big Show are getting ready. Well, Big Show
Speaker 1: is Undertaker's just sitting there.
Speaker 2: It's fucking ridiculous, man. Big Show is in the locker
Speaker 2: room tying his boots. Undertakers in the spooky room are
Speaker 2: a farming What the fuck is this dude doing?
Speaker 1: They got the camera on him, like what it like?
Speaker 2: He slowly turns to the camera, rolls his eyes back,
Speaker 2: get dress like, go, what the fuck are you doing?
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Speaker 2: Centipede. You can get it for fifteen bucks completing box.
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Speaker 2: remake of an arcade game.
Speaker 1: Oh was it okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a three D remake of an
Speaker 2: arcade game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like you, uh, shoot shit as a lizard.
Speaker 2: Dude in nineteen ninety nine, like you go to like,
Speaker 2: you go to Hasbro and say, I have an idea
Speaker 2: for a game, like We're gonna make a game where
Speaker 2: you're a lizard and you shoot shit, and they say,
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Speaker 1: Yeah. They ask you what the gameplay loop is and
Speaker 1: you tell them yeah, the gameplay consists of a series
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Speaker 1: Now it's time for al Snow versus Draws with Prince
Speaker 1: Albert hardcore title match. Let's fucking go, all right, So
Speaker 1: al Snow runs away immediately here and Draws chases them
Speaker 1: through the crowd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like of the fucking they don't even waste
Speaker 2: any time. It's legit, like in a video game. If
Speaker 2: you want, if you end up EP starting in the
Speaker 2: ring and you want to run to the back, you
Speaker 2: just go up and fucking wait and then go. That's
Speaker 2: what this was.
Speaker 1: Al Snow hides behind a wall here and then breaks
Speaker 1: drywall over Draws.
Speaker 2: Dude. Okay, that was funny as shit. Alic's running there, like,
Speaker 2: Draws turns a corner and he gut kicks them and
Speaker 2: then he tries to break like sheet rock over his head,
Speaker 2: but it breaks before he swings it. And Jerry Lawler
Speaker 2: gets really upset about this, like it's almost not even
Speaker 2: king voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she rock, she rock.
Speaker 2: We hurt nobody, who idiot? Al Snow.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah he breaks that down, crazy, that doesn't even hurt.
Speaker 1: That's fucking stupid sitting here selling this ship. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: doesn't get hurt.
Speaker 2: A snows fucking crazy alright, kind goddamn Yeah, Well that's
Speaker 2: fucking that's what a fucking waste. That's stupid spot, shitty ass.
Speaker 2: Al Snow hate him.
Speaker 1: So Draws breaks a broom over al Snow's back. Al
Speaker 1: Snow then fights Draws into a bar here in the arena.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the it's the famous legend sports bar at
Speaker 2: the Fleet Center.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's fans there.
Speaker 2: That's funny, dude. Yeah, what the hell they were all
Speaker 2: there like hanging out and not watching. We're all, yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't see no TV, No in a single TV
Speaker 2: in that fucking place.
Speaker 1: That's where all the dads went when the kids wanted
Speaker 1: to go see raw.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Well they saw the Alsnow matches coming
Speaker 2: up and they said, oh, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Gotta get a drink. So al Snow and Draws are
Speaker 1: just throwing shit at each other from behind the bar here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like different trays and stuff. Fucking Draws pushes a
Speaker 2: guy over and then throws a plate at Alsnow's head.
Speaker 1: Snow tries to slide Draws across the bar table, but
Speaker 1: it's not very slippery, so he sort of just moves
Speaker 1: them down the table for a minute.
Speaker 2: They're very dry, like the fucking bar is dry. And
Speaker 2: Draws is super dry, so it's just him like kind
Speaker 2: of trying to waddle all across the thing eventually just
Speaker 2: falls over. But thankfully Alsno has a way better idea
Speaker 2: in mind.
Speaker 1: I mean the way that this turns out here at
Speaker 1: the end, he literally just grabs a fixture and hits
Speaker 1: him in the head with it.
Speaker 2: Well, first he hits them with a gigantic potted plant.
Speaker 2: He frames them with that thing, and then yeah, what
Speaker 2: does he hit him with.
Speaker 1: It's like one of the fixtures on like the wall
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: The commentary was like some kind of art piece. And
Speaker 2: he wins with it. He brains Draws with it, and
Speaker 2: he gets to win. It's that's the whole fucking deal.
Speaker 1: I love how we're in the middle of alsnow versus
Speaker 1: Draws with Prince Albert hardcore match in the middle of
Speaker 1: his bar, and Jr. Says, what this is in the
Speaker 1: geriatric league with guys trying to cover up their bald
Speaker 1: spots with the fun Yeah, I what a crazy time
Speaker 1: to drop a wright.
Speaker 2: Now what holy of all matches? What the fuck? Where
Speaker 2: was Prince Albert?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I don't even know.
Speaker 2: He came out with him and then he doesn't make
Speaker 2: it to the bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he lost him in the crowd. Didn't know where
Speaker 1: they went.
Speaker 2: He could have been kicking als ass as well.
Speaker 1: Is as Ken SHAMROCK's backstage, he's.
Speaker 2: Walking, Yeah, he's walking through the hallway. He looks big.
Speaker 2: Vince is also walking through the hallway and Michael Cole
Speaker 2: runs up to him. He asks the question that nobody
Speaker 2: can hear. So Vince says, you think I'm afraid of
Speaker 2: Ken Shamrock and he walks away. Okay, Jr.
Speaker 1: Commentary says we're here live as live can be.
Speaker 2: Well, at least we're not shitty and old and ww
Speaker 2: you don't suck. Yeah, hanky Kang.
Speaker 1: Vince McMahon versus Kin Shamrock is up next. Lions didn't match.
Speaker 2: These matches, Like these are all so quick. I can't
Speaker 2: believe they fit like six matches into like twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: At the end of the show, I know I couldn't
Speaker 2: believe it either, cause, like in my brain, I was like, Wow,
Speaker 2: we still have the fucking lionsen deal and the main event,
Speaker 2: Like fucking hell, how are they gonna do all this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was wondering too, But then I remembered, Oh, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the matches are sixty seconds.
Speaker 2: Long, doesn't fucking matter. Yeah, Like we're gonna fucking get
Speaker 2: through them.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, the way this Shamrock and Vince
Speaker 1: match goes is pretty fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: It is nuts, and I remember it too actually because
Speaker 2: I mean it is gnarly.
Speaker 1: The Shamrock does not give a fuck man, He'll do
Speaker 1: whatever they ask him to do, I know.
Speaker 2: And that's like you need a guy like that.
Speaker 1: So Shamrock comes out here, Vince comes out here first,
Speaker 1: Shamrock comes out next. Vince new Man gets inside the
Speaker 1: lions Den here, Shamrock comes over, and Vince takes the
Speaker 1: fucking door chain and then shuts the door and locks
Speaker 1: himself into the cage so can Shamrock can't come in
Speaker 1: there and whoop his ass?
Speaker 2: Dude, Shamrock is pissedo. He's like trying to open the door. Firstly,
Speaker 2: By the way we talked about it a little earlier,
Speaker 2: I do like how the lines then looks like I'm
Speaker 2: assuming they were trying to go as like, how can
Speaker 2: we have something set up beside the stage so we
Speaker 2: don't have to fuck with the ring at all? That's
Speaker 2: not gonna like like obviously they wanted to do an
Speaker 2: octagon right, yeah, sure, so, like it's a cool deal.
Speaker 2: I like how it looks and the you know, they
Speaker 2: obviously didn't do too many of these, but.
Speaker 1: Would have been fun in a game where you can
Speaker 1: climb the side and jump off the little barricade there.
Speaker 1: That would have been a walkway up there. That would
Speaker 1: have been awesome.
Speaker 2: They bring back like they do like something similar, like
Speaker 2: years later. I forget who the fuck was in it.
Speaker 2: They did that, like fight pit deal that might have
Speaker 2: been an NXT deal. Do you remember that at all?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I remember the one where Wardlow had that match where
Speaker 1: he did the shoot rana.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, holy shit. See, as you said,
Speaker 2: Shamrock is fucking I mean, he's pissed, dude. He's kicking
Speaker 2: the door, he's pushing the door. He's getting mad, and
Speaker 2: Vince eventually takes the chain off and he's holding the
Speaker 2: chain because he's gonna fuck Shamrock up with his chain.
Speaker 1: Well, Shamrock then fires up, starts yelling, and smashes the
Speaker 1: door open. Here but walking behind him is Jeff Jarrett
Speaker 1: with a chair.
Speaker 2: Dude. Yes, so Jared comes up behind him, Shamrock fires
Speaker 2: up bust the door down, turns around, Jarrett swings this
Speaker 2: chair right as his fucking face, dude, Like he smashes
Speaker 2: him right in the face with his chair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he gets him good, and he has knocked
Speaker 1: the fuck out and he falls into the fucking lions
Speaker 1: Den and visiting man locked in the.
Speaker 2: Ankle lock, and the ref calls for the bell. Dude,
Speaker 2: that is fucking awesome. He has his own shitty ankle
Speaker 2: lock and he does it to Shamrock to fucking win
Speaker 2: the match.
Speaker 1: Like what an asshole he's left lighted in the lions Den.
Speaker 1: That shot was nuts.
Speaker 2: That was awesome, dude. I mean, short deal here, exactly
Speaker 2: what it should have been. And like they sprinkled that
Speaker 2: breadcrumb of Austin talking about nobody from the ministry, the
Speaker 2: corporate ministry can interfere. Jeff Chat's not in either of
Speaker 2: those groups.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, You're right, damn how about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean fuck, he hits him so hard
Speaker 2: in the head with his chair, man like, Shamrock never
Speaker 2: puts his hands.
Speaker 1: Up, No way, no way.
Speaker 2: I I don't has Ken Schermrock ever like publicly talked
Speaker 2: about taking chair shots in the WWF because he is
Speaker 2: a how do I describe this? He is great at
Speaker 2: getting hit in the head.
Speaker 1: He's a glutton for unprotected headshots. He loves it. Paul Bear,
Speaker 1: Undertaker and Big Show are walking.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of split screen people walk into the
Speaker 2: ring tonight, dude. They love doing this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially on a live show.
Speaker 2: It's easy out m that's you know, that's a good shout.
Speaker 2: You're right.
Speaker 1: JVC Kaboombox, the portable Music System with dual so and
Speaker 1: fifty two watts of ring shaking power, presents the JVC
Speaker 1: Kaboom of the wi.
Speaker 2: Wow. Holy fucking shit, man, there's a lot of cat
Speaker 2: like words with that describe every piece of that equipment.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, Paul Bearrehand's Undertaker a baseball bat and he
Speaker 1: hits Big Show in the head with it.
Speaker 2: Dude, he breaks that slugger right over his head. That
Speaker 2: is awesome. I love that spot.
Speaker 1: And that was the JVC Kaboom of the Week, presented
Speaker 1: by the ultimate head dagging music machine, right, the JVC kaboom.
Speaker 2: Box so loud it hurts, of course.
Speaker 1: Vincent Shane hop in a limousine and they run like
Speaker 1: scalded dolls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the Limo peals out of the building
Speaker 2: and Jared says, all they running like scalded dogs, and
Speaker 2: Lola says, what do you mean they're running? Maybe this
Speaker 2: maybe it's an emergency. No, there's about to be an
Speaker 2: emergency here. They're gonna have to call an ambulance, and
Speaker 2: not for me.
Speaker 1: It shows the Elite eight for King of the Ring,
Speaker 1: Miss Ass versus Shamrock, Big Show versus Kane, Road Dog
Speaker 1: versus China, and Bob Holly versus X Pot.
Speaker 2: I promise there's more matches than that on the card,
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, you do want to buy this show.
Speaker 2: I know that looks crazy, like that is the craziest
Speaker 2: fuck lineup, but there will be more. Ston't gold there, guys.
Speaker 1: And now as time for the featured bout of the
Speaker 1: evening Big Show versus Undertaker WWF title match.
Speaker 2: Pretty crazy how they formated this show, Like there was one, two, three, four, five, six,
Speaker 2: seven total matches on this show, and like the longest
Speaker 2: one is the main not one match goes ten.
Speaker 1: Didn't need him to, you know, guess not. Big Show
Speaker 1: comes out here with the trunks.
Speaker 2: He looks so awesome. I mean, we talk about that
Speaker 2: every time we watched this over a big show, like,
Speaker 2: how does this guy not get the WBF title until
Speaker 2: he fucking cuts his hair and gets an earring and
Speaker 2: puts on a shirt Like that's fucking insane.
Speaker 1: There was also a guy in the crowd by the
Speaker 1: way holding a sign that says, your music sucks.
Speaker 2: Any buddy, Yeah, the big show, come on. The show's
Speaker 2: song is here to stay legendary, and Undertaker's team as
Speaker 2: sick as fuck too, No.
Speaker 1: Way, Yeah, Taker comes out here. Of course, the lights
Speaker 1: are off and someone has a laser pointer.
Speaker 2: That is so classic, don't I wonder if anyone's ever
Speaker 2: talked to him about that.
Speaker 1: That's super nineties man, it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
Speaker 1: There was so many people doing this that all the
Speaker 1: ticket stubbs you got, all of them would say, yeah,
Speaker 1: no fucking laser pointers. Did you have one a laser pointer?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a little keychain laser pointer.
Speaker 2: I did, dude. Oh that's the one I had, yes, dude,
Speaker 2: And those are fucked.
Speaker 1: Up, dude. The school was full of laser pointers.
Speaker 2: Yes, dude. And like the streets of Philadelphia were fucking
Speaker 2: you know, if you were traving a car in Philly,
Speaker 2: you gotta spatch out red dot sight on you like
Speaker 2: ship was dangerous. Man.
Speaker 1: I don't think kids care about that no more. They
Speaker 1: don't care about laser pointers. They just care about five knights,
Speaker 1: their Freddy's fortnights. I love Taker making his entrance to
Speaker 1: the ring and like he's at the steps and the
Speaker 1: lights come back on and all you can hear is
Speaker 1: a small golf clap. Big show goes right at Taker here,
Speaker 1: but Undertaker starts throwing them soup bones.
Speaker 2: He still got the title on, dude, Okay. I also
Speaker 2: love Taker's look here with the WF title. I don't
Speaker 2: know why I remember it so fondly.
Speaker 1: I would have really liked it if it was Paul
Speaker 1: Bearer carrying the title and Taker coming down with the
Speaker 1: Christopher Daniels arms.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, that would have been sick. Oh a precursor here?
Speaker 2: Did you know that this was this match? No?
Speaker 1: No, I did not.
Speaker 2: I didn't either until God, there was a point.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: It wasn't until they started fighting outside for a long
Speaker 2: time that I was like, oh, this might be the one.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think that until like him off with
Speaker 1: the choke slam. I was like, wow, when you pick
Speaker 1: him over with the choke slam. That's why I knew.
Speaker 2: I was like, holy fuck, yeah, okay, yeah, pretty crazy
Speaker 2: though that that's this episode.
Speaker 1: So Taker takes the title off Big Show fires out
Speaker 1: of the corner with a clothesline.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: He follows up with that jumping elbow drop for a two.
Speaker 2: I love that, dude.
Speaker 1: Show hard whips take her into the corner. Then ten
Speaker 1: thirty one him back into the corner to kick his
Speaker 1: ass some more. Holy shit, how awesome is that Taker
Speaker 1: goozles Show, But then Show reaches back and he goozles
Speaker 1: take her at that same damn time.
Speaker 2: I again, dude, I can't say it enough. Everything Big
Speaker 2: Show does is cool as fuck. He is so dialed
Speaker 2: in here, Taker goozles him, and Show could immediately just
Speaker 2: snatch this motherfucker up instead. You can see him because
Speaker 2: we got a backshot of him here. Show's head turns,
Speaker 2: looks down at his big ass hand, winds back and
Speaker 2: fucking launches and grabs Taker like it's so cartoony, but
Speaker 2: it's so perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's making everything count, you know.
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, it's great.
Speaker 1: Earl goes to get distracted here by Paul Bearer, but
Speaker 1: he forgets what side of the ring he's on and
Speaker 1: he gets distracted by nothing and he throws his hands up.
Speaker 1: He's like fuck and he looks over and Paul Bear Oh.
Speaker 2: Like you can see as Show has tak her goozled.
Speaker 2: Taker's like trying to bend down and get ready of
Speaker 2: the kick showing the balls. And he looks over at
Speaker 2: Earl and he says something and Earl does a complete
Speaker 2: one eighty just to look at nothing and then take
Speaker 2: her kicks showing the balls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Taker low blows him. He hits the jumping line.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: They fight on the outside till Taker pushes Show into
Speaker 1: the post take her lines big sure from behind, off
Speaker 1: the apron. He smashes it to the commentary table.
Speaker 2: Here, Josh has gone al Marty. It's like the sky
Speaker 2: fell on us. Hey Hei.
Speaker 1: So Bar distracts the ref here and Taker uses the
Speaker 1: chair on the back of a big show. I mean,
Speaker 1: they spend so much time out of the announced table
Speaker 1: and they didn't break it.
Speaker 2: I was like, damn okay, and they do Like I
Speaker 2: thought Show was gonna get some color here. He was
Speaker 2: down for a while, but there's no chair shot or anything.
Speaker 1: Well, Taker comes off the top rope in the middle
Speaker 1: of the ring. Here we're back in here. Taker comes
Speaker 1: off the top. Big Show goozles him out of mid air.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, that was fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Uh uh dude, Okay, that was cool as shit. I
Speaker 2: don't know what Taker was going for Kane's moves.
Speaker 1: I mean he had him up there too, man. Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: Undertaker is not a small.
Speaker 2: Guy, especially here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Big Show's got him goozled, He's got him up.
Speaker 1: He goes for the choke slam, and Undertaker goes right
Speaker 1: through the fucking ring.
Speaker 2: This is fucking unbelievable. Like, I love this so much. Jr.
Speaker 2: Loses his shit here, Oh my god, right to the ring.
Speaker 2: The Big Show choke slam the Undertaker. Oh the way
Speaker 2: to hell. This is fucking awesome. Big Show falls into
Speaker 2: the hole.
Speaker 1: I thought that was funny as hell. Yeah, Big Chew
Speaker 1: falls in there.
Speaker 2: I don't think he was meant to, because like he
Speaker 2: falls into the and then he gets up and starts
Speaker 2: stomping the Undertaker out in the hole. Get off me,
Speaker 2: you're taking liberties.
Speaker 1: I mean, Big Show looks awesome here, right, Like, yes,
Speaker 1: Big Show choke slams the Undertaker straight through the fucking ring.
Speaker 1: Bradshaw hits the ring, he gets choke slammed. Feru hits
Speaker 1: the ring, he gets choke slammed. Midion hits the ring,
Speaker 1: he gets choke slammed. Like he's shows slamming. Everybody stands tall.
Speaker 1: He fires up ah Undertaker gets out of the hole
Speaker 1: and leaves.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the only part I don't remember, and that's
Speaker 2: the only part I have to complain about. I hated
Speaker 2: that Taker got up and walked out here, Like I
Speaker 2: thought that really like it. Obviously, it was still fucking
Speaker 2: cool and all, but like, Taker couldn't have just laid
Speaker 2: in the hole until the show went off, d like
Speaker 2: bummed me out. I was like, why the fuck Taker
Speaker 2: just got sent to hell and he's up rolling out
Speaker 2: of the ring and walking to the back on his
Speaker 2: own accord.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Terry Taylor has gone on record, by the way, to
Speaker 2: say that he stole this from Bam bamintez.
Speaker 1: A fucking cord. It's on the same side, same spot, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like the exact same deal. But like you could convince
Speaker 1: me this is the ECW fucking ring.
Speaker 2: What a great idea, dude, Like hell yeah, Like fuck,
Speaker 2: this is the coolest shit ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the Bam bam one is fucking unbelievable.
Speaker 2: By the way, it's so awesome, dude, Like the referee
Speaker 2: sells that crazy and the taz bam bam one super scary.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. The margin of error was probably way
Speaker 2: more for them than it was for a show and
Speaker 2: taker here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like just falling backwards.
Speaker 2: That's a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot right there for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nuts. So yeah, Big shows the coolest dude
Speaker 2: ever here he loses the cane in six minutes at
Speaker 2: King of the Ring. No, what the fuck are we doing?
Speaker 3: What the fuck are we doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sucks, that's insane.
Speaker 2: He just killed the WWF champion. But this is coolest
Speaker 2: fuck dude. I mean, choke slam through the ring. That
Speaker 2: is unreal. That is unreal. And you know what, man
Speaker 2: props to take her taking that motherfucker too. That was
Speaker 2: probably scary as fuck. Takes probably at his like fucking
Speaker 2: biggest here. That is nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love this. I thought it was awesome.
Speaker 2: Crazy show here, man, I mean this is a lot
Speaker 2: a lot, dude. They crammed a three hour show into
Speaker 2: an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, Like there was like so much on
Speaker 1: the back end that they didn't even announce. I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: I can't believe there's more going on here.
Speaker 2: By the time we get to the end of the show,
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, the Higher Power thing like didn't even happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, like we were so far removed from it.
Speaker 2: Sure, crazy fucking show here. I didn't know that the
Speaker 2: Greater slash higher Power thing was on the same episode
Speaker 2: that Big Show puts take her through the ring. I
Speaker 2: think that as cool as fuck. That's one of my
Speaker 2: favorite moments ever. So like lot lot of classic moments
Speaker 2: here happening at one time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, a ton of them all in one show.
Speaker 2: Well that is it for WWF Rollers War June seventh,
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety nine. And now it's time for the Maid.
Speaker 1: Let's read some fucking names, all right, Welcome to the
Speaker 1: main event.
Speaker 2: We have three hundred and sixty five names this week.
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Speaker 1: James Sniffed s Plock sixty four, Doherty, j stink Face
Speaker 1: Mick Poop Lightning.
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Speaker 1: Down's go Cowboys.
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Speaker 2: have been spanking your ass for as long as I
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Speaker 1: No be keeping these nuts on your chin, I said, no,
Speaker 1: Darovo fifty two. At least the Braves have their first
Speaker 1: basement at first.
Speaker 2: I'd love to talk about the Braves.
Speaker 1: I would too, because right now we're in the lead.
Speaker 2: I would like to talk about your last six games.
Speaker 1: I like to talk about hours still in the first
Speaker 1: in the NL East.
Speaker 2: By the time this episode comes out, there's a chance
Speaker 2: you were no longer first in the NL East.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, this is true. But what if your sale
Speaker 1: does beat the miss.
Speaker 2: I mean, you got a plethora of really fucking hard games,
Speaker 2: Like you have an unreal schedule at the end of here,
Speaker 2: like not end, but like the next like three weeks.
Speaker 2: You're really fucked.
Speaker 1: Dodgers, Brewers, White Socks, two thousand and four, Red Socks,
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Speaker 2: Ortiz like, listen, man, you had a good run, buddy.
Speaker 1: The nineteen eighty five Chicago Bears, like yeah, we pretty
Speaker 1: much have like every team ever left. That's exciting. We
Speaker 1: have an entire lineup that can't hit. I'm excited for
Speaker 1: who was this season.
Speaker 2: Listen, Alec Bohm's been making plays on first, Bryson stopped
Speaker 2: and making plays on third. The boys are hitting, Like I'll.
Speaker 1: Tell you right now, buddy, we have seven games here
Speaker 1: this month. I know, dude, and I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 1: there's a good chance we don't win a single goddamn
Speaker 1: one of them.
Speaker 2: That's really nuts. That doesn't feel right.
Speaker 1: But like we're losing Chris Sales starts or he's given
Speaker 1: up one run, like it's over. Like we're not hitting
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 2: That's a fucking tough deal. September is gonna be the
Speaker 2: fun one because for some reason, the Braves and Phillies
Speaker 2: played like the whole month.
Speaker 1: Yeah, seven fucking times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So like I want to if we can make
Speaker 2: it out to one of those games, that'd be exciting.
Speaker 2: We should fucking try to make that. That would be
Speaker 2: cool because there's like a four game series and then
Speaker 2: a very short break and then we play again. So like,
Speaker 2: and there's gonna be no baseball next year, so we
Speaker 2: probably should do it this year.
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Speaker 2: No, I don't you know what that thing anymore? Like
Speaker 2: me looking at my cock.
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Speaker 2: That's uh.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you don't get to pick, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you're just born with it. And that's that fucking happens.
Speaker 1: Yep, that'll get you every time.
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