WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.920 --> 00:00:06.719 Boys are back down. Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, Episode 2 00:00:06.799 --> 00:00:09.000 number three hundred and sixty five. 3 00:00:09.439 --> 00:00:13.599 One episode for every day of the year, unless it's 4 00:00:13.640 --> 00:00:15.240 like a leap year or something. I think the days 5 00:00:15.320 --> 00:00:17.239 change on one of those. But regardless, three hundred and 6 00:00:17.239 --> 00:00:19.359 sixty five episodes, we've made it. 7 00:00:19.480 --> 00:00:22.640 Yeah, that's pretty fucking insane. Actually, that is really nut. 8 00:00:22.719 --> 00:00:25.079 You could listen to one episode of the pod starting 9 00:00:25.160 --> 00:00:27.879 from this episode and have an entire year's worth. 10 00:00:28.199 --> 00:00:30.000 That's too many, That is too many. 11 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:32.759 But there's many more to come. Too many more to come, James, 12 00:00:32.799 --> 00:00:34.920 More Deadlock is coming today. 13 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:40.520 We're talking about WWF raw Is War June seventh, nineteen 14 00:00:40.679 --> 00:00:41.359 ninety nine. 15 00:00:41.719 --> 00:00:44.560 Yes, this is somehow an episode we have not covered. 16 00:00:44.600 --> 00:00:46.880 I feel like we've talked about the moment. We've probably 17 00:00:46.880 --> 00:00:49.840 talked about recaps of the moment. We've referenced it a 18 00:00:49.880 --> 00:00:52.560 million times. It is a staple of being a pro 19 00:00:52.600 --> 00:00:55.359 wrestling fan. This promo in particular, this is the episode 20 00:00:55.640 --> 00:00:59.600 where the Greater slash Higher Power is revealed. 21 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:02.520 I can't believe it took us three hundred and sixty 22 00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:03.960 five episodes to talk about this. 23 00:01:04.040 --> 00:01:07.239 By the way, I mean, I didn't realize we hadn't 24 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:09.280 done it until somebody on the reddit said, I can't 25 00:01:09.280 --> 00:01:13.200 believe they haven't done this, and I agree. 26 00:01:13.480 --> 00:01:16.319 But before we get into that, we have the Deadlock updates. 27 00:01:16.640 --> 00:01:20.519 Patreon dot com. Slash Deadlock PW is the place to be. 28 00:01:20.719 --> 00:01:23.560 Join us over there. We have so many tiers, so 29 00:01:23.799 --> 00:01:26.359 much content waiting for you. You can watch the video 30 00:01:26.439 --> 00:01:29.120 version of this show. 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Now 59 00:02:44.159 --> 00:02:47.199 it's time to talk about WF raw as War June seventh, 60 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:48.919 nineteen ninety nine. 61 00:02:52.599 --> 00:02:56.639 All right, let's get into this raw here for June seventh, 62 00:02:56.759 --> 00:02:58.159 nineteen ninety nine. 63 00:02:58.479 --> 00:03:03.400 June seventh, you say six seven, Some could say that. 64 00:03:08.800 --> 00:03:09.960 A car driving by my. 65 00:03:09.960 --> 00:03:15.080 House June seventh, nineteen ninety nine. It is this episode 66 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:17.560 of Roll and Uh, I'm actually kind of surprised we 67 00:03:17.599 --> 00:03:20.080 haven't covered this one. I think we've covered literally everything 68 00:03:20.120 --> 00:03:23.639 surrounding this, like the week before the week after, but 69 00:03:23.719 --> 00:03:27.759 we have not covered this particular episode where the Greater 70 00:03:28.520 --> 00:03:31.919 end or higher Power is revealed. They actually don't know 71 00:03:31.960 --> 00:03:32.680 which one it is. 72 00:03:33.039 --> 00:03:35.039 Yeah, I was surprised too, So I was kind of 73 00:03:35.080 --> 00:03:37.879 happy that we hadn't done it because uh, yeah, I mean, 74 00:03:37.919 --> 00:03:39.439 I mean, it's been a while since I even looked 75 00:03:39.439 --> 00:03:39.680 at this. 76 00:03:40.319 --> 00:03:43.680 Yeah, I mean, I uh, obviously this is an infamous promo, 77 00:03:43.759 --> 00:03:46.800 an infamous moment, but there's a lot around it that 78 00:03:46.840 --> 00:03:50.759 I forgot, including how fucking long the reveal takes. 79 00:03:51.120 --> 00:03:52.919 Yeah, I didn't remember that at all. Dude. It took 80 00:03:52.960 --> 00:03:54.280 forever to get to the first match. 81 00:03:54.319 --> 00:03:54.439 Man. 82 00:03:54.479 --> 00:03:56.280 I think it was like thirty something minutes into the 83 00:03:56.280 --> 00:03:57.960 show before we got to the first match. 84 00:03:58.560 --> 00:04:01.560 Yeah, just absurd. And obviously we'll get into that here 85 00:04:01.560 --> 00:04:03.639 in a second, but let's talk about what was going 86 00:04:03.639 --> 00:04:05.599 on in the world wrestling at the time. With the 87 00:04:05.680 --> 00:04:09.280 Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer June seven, six to seven, 88 00:04:09.479 --> 00:04:13.520 nineteen ninety nine, Meltzer writes, muscle bound action figure toys 89 00:04:13.520 --> 00:04:16.720 are now getting bad publicity for influencing children to eventually 90 00:04:16.759 --> 00:04:19.920 wind up doing steroids similar to the flag Barbie dolls 91 00:04:19.959 --> 00:04:23.319 received for the ridiculous breast waste differential. Did you ever 92 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:27.240 walk through the Toyallas as a young, young small James 93 00:04:27.279 --> 00:04:30.319 and saw the big, muscly action figures and said, I 94 00:04:30.360 --> 00:04:32.040 really did get on steroids right now? 95 00:04:32.399 --> 00:04:35.439 Yes, yes, I remember I did that. Specifically, Tie, I 96 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:36.839 got on my first test cycle. 97 00:04:36.959 --> 00:04:39.519 Yeah, how old were you? 98 00:04:39.639 --> 00:04:47.720 Six or seven? I saw an action figure of road 99 00:04:47.800 --> 00:04:50.680 Dog and I said, I have to start tests now. 100 00:04:51.879 --> 00:04:54.279 I can't look like that. I gotta get big. 101 00:04:55.360 --> 00:04:57.120 No, I was the one where it's squirts water. He 102 00:04:57.199 --> 00:04:57.639 was huge. 103 00:04:57.759 --> 00:05:00.279 Dude. Okay, those are gigantic. If I saw that, I 104 00:05:00.279 --> 00:05:01.519 mean that would make me want to get on a 105 00:05:01.519 --> 00:05:02.279 cycle real fast. 106 00:05:02.279 --> 00:05:04.000 Mobby. Let me get some HGH for Christmas. 107 00:05:04.199 --> 00:05:05.959 Yeah, no problem, Sony. 108 00:05:09.240 --> 00:05:12.240 In ECW News, it is virtually a lock that EW 109 00:05:12.279 --> 00:05:15.199 will be on TNN starting nine ten September tenth at 110 00:05:15.199 --> 00:05:18.319 eight pm on Friday nights for being one hour show. 111 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:20.600 The contracts have yet to be signed and all the 112 00:05:20.600 --> 00:05:23.560 turns haven't been exactly worked out, but it's believed that 113 00:05:23.600 --> 00:05:26.199 these spots were where men beat up women won't be 114 00:05:26.199 --> 00:05:28.959 allowed once it's on the air. So we're coming up 115 00:05:28.959 --> 00:05:32.040 to the beginning of the end of ECW, they got 116 00:05:32.040 --> 00:05:33.519 on TV and thought this was going to be the 117 00:05:33.519 --> 00:05:36.160 next step, and like that's where all the signs pointed, 118 00:05:36.199 --> 00:05:37.920 like if we got to get on TV to survive. 119 00:05:38.600 --> 00:05:41.959 Little did they know getting on TV would ultimately kind 120 00:05:41.959 --> 00:05:42.759 of kill the company. 121 00:05:42.879 --> 00:05:44.240 You know, they don't have to worry about that last 122 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:48.519 part either, because Jazz was kicking Simon Diamond's ass all 123 00:05:48.680 --> 00:05:49.639 over that place. 124 00:05:50.279 --> 00:05:53.680 Yeah, dude, and Hack was in WCW, so like his 125 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:56.600 wife wasn't getting piled driven off the apron by fucking rhyin. 126 00:05:56.720 --> 00:05:59.160 Oh yeah, like things that just changed. I mean, don't 127 00:05:59.160 --> 00:06:02.319 worry about that c W Anderson runs coming up. We 128 00:06:02.439 --> 00:06:06.920 got fucking just incredible. The ECW on TNN deal was yeah, 129 00:06:07.279 --> 00:06:09.879 just way different ECW than even ninety five or ninety six. 130 00:06:10.199 --> 00:06:13.079 Yeah, it's just uh, you know, and a couple of 131 00:06:13.120 --> 00:06:15.600 years after this, he should was done. And obviously it's 132 00:06:15.600 --> 00:06:18.720 not fully to blame for TNN, but you know, obviously, 133 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:22.000 as history shows, TNN didn't really treat the show as 134 00:06:22.040 --> 00:06:24.920 it's uh, as a child, Yes it is. 135 00:06:25.439 --> 00:06:29.920 Oh fuck, it is TNN's fault. They fucked us. 136 00:06:30.160 --> 00:06:32.079 Yep, you know what, Paulie, I you know what I 137 00:06:32.079 --> 00:06:34.439 didn't realize you were here. I was Uh, I was wrong. 138 00:06:34.600 --> 00:06:36.600 We will push Angel Baldi. 139 00:06:37.120 --> 00:06:39.600 No, that's I mean, you know he's gonna do the 140 00:06:39.680 --> 00:06:43.439 new Jack match, like that's the new jat right? Yeah, No, 141 00:06:43.560 --> 00:06:46.319 I know he will every week, Paul, every week will 142 00:06:46.360 --> 00:06:48.040 face the Yep, it will. 143 00:06:47.839 --> 00:06:53.079 Be no body's new chat on TNN. 144 00:06:53.160 --> 00:06:59.120 I'm sure Bal's Mahony gets involved, doesn't he forever? That's 145 00:06:59.120 --> 00:07:02.399 probably what the TNN representative said, Hey, man, like, why 146 00:07:02.480 --> 00:07:04.480 is Angel on this sho Why are the Baldis on 147 00:07:04.680 --> 00:07:05.360 every week? 148 00:07:05.439 --> 00:07:09.079 What is going on Angel Baldy? We can give it 149 00:07:09.120 --> 00:07:10.040 to you. 150 00:07:10.160 --> 00:07:13.399 Nobody asked for Angel Baldi, like we want New Jack 151 00:07:13.600 --> 00:07:22.839 and no Angel, No, take the show off the air, 152 00:07:23.079 --> 00:07:25.040 Like take this fuck no commercials for you. 153 00:07:25.600 --> 00:07:33.120 The fuck off the air. I dare you. 154 00:07:33.160 --> 00:07:37.519 Next week, I'm going to reveal the super greatest power, 155 00:07:38.319 --> 00:07:47.600 and that of course is Angel Baldy. Please he will 156 00:07:47.639 --> 00:07:52.360 be facing No. No, come on fall Paul. There's a 157 00:07:52.399 --> 00:07:55.079 whole roster. You have so many people on the roster. 158 00:07:56.639 --> 00:08:02.319 Jack, I will tell you this much. I did like 159 00:08:02.399 --> 00:08:07.439 the ECW on TNN, Like the branding was cool. I 160 00:08:07.480 --> 00:08:10.800 thought the entrance way was cool, and the show looked 161 00:08:10.839 --> 00:08:14.800 good on TV. Yeah, like everything was right there. It 162 00:08:14.879 --> 00:08:18.319 was just super late, right, like we're talking nineteen ninety nine, 163 00:08:18.360 --> 00:08:22.439 like ECW's big like start up the Hill was ninety five, right, 164 00:08:22.519 --> 00:08:25.680 and like right, that's it's been a while, you know. 165 00:08:25.800 --> 00:08:28.839 On Nitro on this same day they made this announcement 166 00:08:29.240 --> 00:08:31.160 hacks on Nitro already. 167 00:08:31.040 --> 00:08:34.559 Right, dude, Yeah, they're getting gutted right, like everyone's leaving. 168 00:08:34.720 --> 00:08:37.120 I mean they got obviously they got Van dam but 169 00:08:37.279 --> 00:08:41.159 like you know, he's hurt. Mike Awesome is fucking leaving, 170 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:43.799 if not already his left. So like you know, in 171 00:08:43.879 --> 00:08:45.960 terms of star power as well, they were really having 172 00:08:45.960 --> 00:08:49.080 a hard time. Like they were funneling dudes out quicker 173 00:08:49.120 --> 00:08:50.519 than they can bring them in and get them over 174 00:08:51.480 --> 00:08:53.720 more EAC news, The Acclaimed video game deal is said 175 00:08:53.720 --> 00:08:55.720 to be completed and we'll go into effect in November 176 00:08:55.919 --> 00:08:59.399 when it claims deal with WWF expires. These games will 177 00:08:59.399 --> 00:08:59.879 be awesome. 178 00:09:02.720 --> 00:09:06.159 No, no, they won't. I mean this actually ends up 179 00:09:06.159 --> 00:09:10.039 being a really good thing for the WWF because the 180 00:09:10.039 --> 00:09:13.080 Acclaim games are just not that great. And of course 181 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:15.720 this leads to them kind of taking over the video 182 00:09:15.759 --> 00:09:18.440 game space altogether because WCW is soon to go out 183 00:09:18.440 --> 00:09:21.639 of business, you know, and like you know, they're not 184 00:09:21.679 --> 00:09:23.519 in bed with OK anymore. And it's kind of a 185 00:09:23.559 --> 00:09:25.879 best of both worlds because like Aki goes on to 186 00:09:25.879 --> 00:09:28.240 make the Deaf Jam stuff once WCW folds, and I 187 00:09:28.279 --> 00:09:29.039 love those games. 188 00:09:29.120 --> 00:09:30.120 Those games are awesome. 189 00:09:30.360 --> 00:09:32.720 Yeah, I mean it turns out pretty well for everyone. 190 00:09:32.840 --> 00:09:35.039 I guess it's ut for ECW, which dies. 191 00:09:35.159 --> 00:09:37.480 That's you know, but Samon does come back in time 192 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:39.240 for Anarchy Rules. He's least in that one. 193 00:09:39.440 --> 00:09:40.480 He's on the cover of it. 194 00:09:40.600 --> 00:09:43.159 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you know, and. 195 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:45.559 The Dreamcast cover for that game is very awesome. 196 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:48.440 It is fucking cool and nobody bought it. Yeah, well 197 00:09:48.440 --> 00:09:51.159 we both have it, so we do, you know what, Yes, 198 00:09:51.200 --> 00:09:51.440 we do. 199 00:09:51.519 --> 00:09:53.559 Yeah. I mean the best ECW game is Born to 200 00:09:53.600 --> 00:09:56.279 be Wired, which is that No Mercy mod we played. 201 00:09:56.240 --> 00:09:59.879 Which is awesome. A world where WWFWW and Easy To 202 00:10:00.159 --> 00:10:02.080 all three had hockey games at the same time would 203 00:10:02.080 --> 00:10:04.480 have been fucking awesome. It's pretty crazy that we even 204 00:10:04.480 --> 00:10:06.840 had the two, let alone you know three. But still 205 00:10:07.480 --> 00:10:10.000 in WW news tedd Biass you might know him as 206 00:10:10.000 --> 00:10:12.320 the money man James, who is still under contract to 207 00:10:12.440 --> 00:10:15.159 WW although he's never used. Was asked to come back 208 00:10:15.240 --> 00:10:20.200 and manage Van Hammer, Eric Watts and Eric Evan courageous 209 00:10:20.200 --> 00:10:24.200 when it's so funny on a thirty first night tro 210 00:10:24.360 --> 00:10:25.799 But wasn't there. What's wrong? 211 00:10:25.919 --> 00:10:27.480 Yeah, he didn't even show up. 212 00:10:30.919 --> 00:10:32.519 They called him and said, listen, we got an idea 213 00:10:32.559 --> 00:10:36.360 for you to get this group Van Hammer. Eric Hello. 214 00:10:37.159 --> 00:10:41.240 They probably stuck her out for Van Hammer, But Eric 215 00:10:41.279 --> 00:10:43.879 Watts was it? Man? Was this supposed to be like 216 00:10:43.919 --> 00:10:45.000 three count or something? 217 00:10:45.159 --> 00:10:45.679 Van Hammer? 218 00:10:45.799 --> 00:10:47.000 Eric Watts everck Curage. 219 00:10:46.919 --> 00:10:52.240 And Ted's funding their music career? Yeah? 220 00:10:52.440 --> 00:10:53.679 Right, like he's the manager. 221 00:10:53.759 --> 00:10:55.559 Oh I like that. I like that. 222 00:10:55.679 --> 00:10:58.159 You heard Eric Watson just didn't show up to work. 223 00:10:59.639 --> 00:11:00.399 That's awesome. 224 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:04.200 I didn't realize it was that easy. 225 00:11:04.200 --> 00:11:06.720 You can just do that, dude, WCW. You just don't 226 00:11:06.799 --> 00:11:08.919 like something, you just don't show up to work. Oh okay, 227 00:11:09.080 --> 00:11:10.840 how about that still getting paid? 228 00:11:10.919 --> 00:11:11.080 Right? 229 00:11:11.200 --> 00:11:12.000 Yeah? I guess suh. 230 00:11:12.759 --> 00:11:15.879 WW continues to have interest in signing Yoko Zuna, despite 231 00:11:15.879 --> 00:11:17.960 the fact that he's a banned in every Commission state. 232 00:11:18.360 --> 00:11:20.399 I don't think WCW had a chance here. He had 233 00:11:20.399 --> 00:11:22.000 a big angle coming up with Steve Austin. 234 00:11:24.919 --> 00:11:27.679 Yoko Zena should have been in the Ministry of Darkness Corporation. 235 00:11:28.120 --> 00:11:30.240 Yeah, why not? They had two hundred people in it. 236 00:11:30.360 --> 00:11:32.879 Yeah right, fuck Yokozuna and Vincero would have been a 237 00:11:32.879 --> 00:11:33.399 sick team. 238 00:11:33.879 --> 00:11:36.200 I'm literally looking at the ring and I'm like, you 239 00:11:36.200 --> 00:11:37.679 could fit anyone in this thing. 240 00:11:38.600 --> 00:11:40.440 I mean they tried to get everybody in it too, 241 00:11:40.480 --> 00:11:42.639 Like who was left in the fucking company that wasn't 242 00:11:42.639 --> 00:11:43.120 in a group? 243 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:47.519 Damn, you're right, wow, uh Godfather, we'd have to get 244 00:11:47.519 --> 00:11:48.759 Godfather one of these deals. 245 00:11:48.879 --> 00:11:51.360 Yeah, that's true. Fuck, I mean they probably could have, right, 246 00:11:51.360 --> 00:11:52.559 he could have just been Papa Shango. 247 00:11:52.919 --> 00:11:54.399 No, he could have just been Godfather. 248 00:11:56.399 --> 00:11:58.840 He's got evils nationwide. 249 00:11:59.399 --> 00:12:01.000 Come on, you know, you know. 250 00:12:05.480 --> 00:12:09.559 McK foley had both his knees scope by doctor James Andrews. Yeah, 251 00:12:09.600 --> 00:12:11.480 this past week and it's expected to be out of 252 00:12:11.559 --> 00:12:14.480 action until late July. So uh, they talk about Folly 253 00:12:14.480 --> 00:12:16.679 on the show. Oh, because he fucking triple Ah took 254 00:12:16.720 --> 00:12:18.840 him out. He smashed his knee as shit. So but 255 00:12:18.919 --> 00:12:22.759 he's out for real with the knees. So uh that sucks. 256 00:12:22.919 --> 00:12:25.240 That does suck, man, Because like Foley was a big 257 00:12:25.279 --> 00:12:27.519 part of the last couple of years for this company. 258 00:12:27.279 --> 00:12:29.279 And the Union. I mean he was like the leader 259 00:12:29.320 --> 00:12:31.200 of that group. That shit is dead to rights. 260 00:12:31.879 --> 00:12:33.919 Nah, come on, they got the three goats and they're 261 00:12:33.919 --> 00:12:34.759 holding down. 262 00:12:35.519 --> 00:12:38.399 Them of their promos. That are all great. Last thing here, 263 00:12:38.559 --> 00:12:43.360 Judge Timothy Easter of Hickman County, Tennessee, that's crazy. Sentence 264 00:12:43.399 --> 00:12:45.120 a man to ten days in jail for wearing a 265 00:12:45.120 --> 00:12:48.120 Steve Austin T shirt and court that defendant, Dan Ma King, 266 00:12:48.200 --> 00:12:51.480 had three dui charges against her. King's attorney appealed, claiming 267 00:12:51.480 --> 00:12:53.759 the judge overstepped his authority and then wearing a Steve 268 00:12:53.759 --> 00:12:56.120 Austin T shirt isn't something that could be considered contempt 269 00:12:56.120 --> 00:12:58.600 of court. Wonder what Stone cold shirt it was? 270 00:12:59.039 --> 00:13:00.000 Other side jacket? 271 00:13:00.919 --> 00:13:03.480 Oh my fucking god, that's fucking awesome. 272 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:06.279 Yeah, you're going to president. 273 00:13:06.360 --> 00:13:08.000 Yeah. Front of it says Stone call. The back of 274 00:13:08.039 --> 00:13:14.840 it says fuck you, son of a bitch. Well, that 275 00:13:14.960 --> 00:13:16.960 is it for the observer. Now let's talk about WF 276 00:13:17.039 --> 00:13:20.480 raw is War for June seventh, nineteen ninety nine. 277 00:13:23.759 --> 00:13:27.519 All right, let's get into raw is war. So I 278 00:13:27.600 --> 00:13:30.720 started the code open here last week Steve Austin was 279 00:13:30.840 --> 00:13:34.600 andre by the corporate ministry and the higher power was there, 280 00:13:34.639 --> 00:13:36.200 but he had this crazy RoboN. 281 00:13:36.759 --> 00:13:38.960 So yeah, as James said, last week they had Austin 282 00:13:39.000 --> 00:13:42.960 Andred and Undertaker says Austin, I will deliver you to 283 00:13:43.039 --> 00:13:45.440 him and you will see he is indeed your lord 284 00:13:45.440 --> 00:13:49.480 and master. So the greater power is in the ring here. 285 00:13:49.679 --> 00:13:52.919 Last week he gets in Austin's face and reveals himself. 286 00:13:53.799 --> 00:13:58.240 There is a whole week and another show that Austin 287 00:13:58.360 --> 00:14:01.879 knows who this is and doesn't. On Heat, get on 288 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:04.720 the mic and say, what a goddamn I saw Vinch McMahon. 289 00:14:05.600 --> 00:14:08.159 What the fuck do you think that it was somebody 290 00:14:08.240 --> 00:14:08.879 he didn't know? 291 00:14:09.320 --> 00:14:10.279 That'd be even funnier. 292 00:14:10.720 --> 00:14:13.320 Who the hell is that? 293 00:14:13.720 --> 00:14:14.159 It's me? 294 00:14:15.120 --> 00:14:18.440 It was Austin? Who what? 295 00:14:18.799 --> 00:14:21.919 He reveals himself and Austin's pissed, so he knows who 296 00:14:22.000 --> 00:14:24.120 it fucking is, Like, it's definitely Evince. 297 00:14:24.480 --> 00:14:26.720 I didn't even cash that they revealed the fucking dude. 298 00:14:26.759 --> 00:14:28.600 I'll be honest with you, Yeah. 299 00:14:28.519 --> 00:14:32.159 Dude, he sees them, and then on fucking Heat, everyone's speculating, 300 00:14:32.200 --> 00:14:34.559 Oh it's Shane McMahon. Everyone's al Shane McMahon. Shane McMahon, 301 00:14:34.559 --> 00:14:36.200 Why the funck would it be Shane McMahon, we already 302 00:14:36.200 --> 00:14:41.159 know he's in the group. Well he kind of reveals. 303 00:14:40.720 --> 00:14:44.879 That, Well, he's playing a trick. You know, that's the trick, right. 304 00:14:45.080 --> 00:14:47.399 Fold me fooled me. Shane's on the side of the 305 00:14:47.440 --> 00:14:48.120 team that he's in. 306 00:14:49.360 --> 00:14:53.039 Yeah, Higher Power reveals himself as Chris or Daniels. Who 307 00:14:52.840 --> 00:14:54.399 he is? That me? 308 00:14:56.759 --> 00:14:59.559 He was one of the rumored guys though, Daniels. 309 00:14:59.159 --> 00:15:01.279 I gotta be honest with you, after watching this, they 310 00:15:01.519 --> 00:15:04.360 must have had like a way different idea of like 311 00:15:04.639 --> 00:15:07.120 where this was going and what this was gonna be, 312 00:15:07.120 --> 00:15:11.200 because there's no way that Daniels fits anywhere close to this. 313 00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:14.240 No. I don't know if that was ever really thought. 314 00:15:14.200 --> 00:15:17.159 Daniels was gonna be the Steve Austin opponent. 315 00:15:18.440 --> 00:15:21.639 Well he was the fucking fallen Angel of course, so 316 00:15:21.720 --> 00:15:23.120 like they were gonna make him right away? 317 00:15:23.240 --> 00:15:26.440 What the fuck? Like that seems just so crazy, Like 318 00:15:27.039 --> 00:15:32.360 so Christopher Daniels just Andre's Steve Austin and it's king 319 00:15:32.360 --> 00:15:35.000 of a ring. It's gonna be Steve Austin, Christopher Daniels. 320 00:15:35.240 --> 00:15:37.159 I mean, I like that idea more because Austin is 321 00:15:37.200 --> 00:15:39.200 pissed because he's like, who the fuck is that he's 322 00:15:39.240 --> 00:15:40.679 beating everybody up because of it. 323 00:15:41.240 --> 00:15:42.080 Like what the fuck? 324 00:15:42.159 --> 00:15:42.360 Yeah? 325 00:15:42.399 --> 00:15:44.600 I mean, like I don't even know if I wonder 326 00:15:44.600 --> 00:15:46.720 if they put this all together and they're like fuck, 327 00:15:47.000 --> 00:15:49.200 I mean like it has to be Vince. Who else 328 00:15:49.200 --> 00:15:49.639 could it be? 329 00:15:50.120 --> 00:15:52.879 Right? Yeah, I mean they have nobody, Like I guess 330 00:15:52.919 --> 00:15:55.320 they could have just fucking shoehorned somebody into it. But like, 331 00:15:55.919 --> 00:15:58.279 good god, who am I mixing this up on my head? 332 00:15:58.360 --> 00:16:00.799 Or did was there like a room? It was Taz 333 00:16:01.159 --> 00:16:04.039 that okay? That was when they hit stone Go with 334 00:16:04.080 --> 00:16:04.559 a car. 335 00:16:04.759 --> 00:16:08.120 Right, I mean that would have been funny as fuck. 336 00:16:08.799 --> 00:16:13.399 Oh my god, I mean very obvious height comes out there. 337 00:16:14.080 --> 00:16:16.919 They just put him on stilts, I like, using the 338 00:16:16.919 --> 00:16:19.159 idea of everyone they rumored to hit. Also with the 339 00:16:19.200 --> 00:16:21.720 car is also it it's mister as also it could 340 00:16:21.720 --> 00:16:22.039 have been. 341 00:16:22.000 --> 00:16:26.200 It was Yoko Zuna. That was when he was pitched. 342 00:16:26.519 --> 00:16:28.679 That's why they put him in on hood because he's banned. 343 00:16:28.679 --> 00:16:29.360 That can't show. 344 00:16:31.879 --> 00:16:37.480 I gotta work with this. BET's onun of a bitch. Wow, man, 345 00:16:37.519 --> 00:16:42.279 that would have been awesome. Taz, Yoko Zuna and mister ass. 346 00:16:42.320 --> 00:16:49.320 Mister as we just booked the King of the Ring. 347 00:16:50.519 --> 00:16:53.440 We're gonna give it to mister as. 348 00:16:53.720 --> 00:16:57.159 Stone Cold's got a six month program with mister a 349 00:16:57.200 --> 00:16:59.919 S and he sucks. 350 00:17:02.840 --> 00:17:03.279 Hunky. 351 00:17:08.519 --> 00:17:11.960 So yeah, dude, on Heat, Austin, knowing who the greater 352 00:17:12.119 --> 00:17:16.440 power is, comes out and he starts attacking the entire roster, Like, 353 00:17:16.519 --> 00:17:18.440 why did Draws and Prince Albert have to get their 354 00:17:18.440 --> 00:17:20.200 ass beat for this? They're nowhere near this. 355 00:17:20.160 --> 00:17:25.200 Angle and that shit dying. Oh my god. This video 356 00:17:25.240 --> 00:17:29.240 package shows Steve Austin giving a stunner to literally everybody, 357 00:17:29.480 --> 00:17:32.279 and it's so funny because it's a gunshot sound on 358 00:17:32.440 --> 00:17:33.759 every single stunner. 359 00:17:33.880 --> 00:17:37.279 Dude, Yeah, like it's fucking d It's almost like a saw. 360 00:17:37.400 --> 00:17:44.559 Fame Draws, Prince Albert, Mark, Henry De la Brown, everybody's 361 00:17:44.559 --> 00:17:45.400 getting the word dude. 362 00:17:45.440 --> 00:17:49.160 Referees meat get stunnered, like this is crazy. 363 00:17:49.480 --> 00:17:50.680 The meat slow mo. 364 00:17:50.920 --> 00:17:53.960 It's crazy. That's the only way I knew it was 365 00:17:54.039 --> 00:17:55.759 him by the because they slowed that one down. 366 00:17:55.920 --> 00:18:00.119 Jeff Jarrett, meet Valvenus, the refs, Patterson and Brisco. I'm 367 00:18:00.119 --> 00:18:04.039 pretty sure. Sgt. Slaughter Yeah, I'm really he got one. 368 00:18:04.119 --> 00:18:06.000 We need to watch that episode of Heat, because it 369 00:18:06.119 --> 00:18:09.640 sounds like that visual of that was insane. Austin is pissed, 370 00:18:09.680 --> 00:18:13.240 so he attacks everybody not in the ministry. 371 00:18:13.359 --> 00:18:16.279 This was also not in the same segment. Draws and 372 00:18:16.359 --> 00:18:19.559 Prince Albert was a different segment. Mark Henry and Dealer 373 00:18:19.599 --> 00:18:21.759 Brown was a different segment. And then Jeff Jarrett meet 374 00:18:21.799 --> 00:18:24.039 Valvenus all the refs. That was all the same segment. 375 00:18:24.319 --> 00:18:26.319 But like you're telling me that Steve Austin came out 376 00:18:26.319 --> 00:18:29.720 after every single match and gave a stutter to everybody. 377 00:18:30.279 --> 00:18:32.279 Like that sounds like a dream fucking show to. 378 00:18:32.279 --> 00:18:34.839 Me, dude, Yeah, like that's pretty sweet. 379 00:18:35.079 --> 00:18:36.839 And Jara says, no moment of truth has a right. 380 00:18:36.920 --> 00:18:40.319 Tonight the greater Power will be revealed. Now I need 381 00:18:40.359 --> 00:18:46.079 to preface this. This is long. This is really long. 382 00:18:46.319 --> 00:18:49.759 This whole or deal here for the next I'd say 383 00:18:50.079 --> 00:18:54.599 thirty five minutes. It's the whole greater higher power deal. 384 00:18:55.000 --> 00:18:55.920 That is nuts. 385 00:18:56.720 --> 00:18:59.319 Why am I the thorn in your eye? 386 00:18:59.519 --> 00:19:03.440 I mean a great shots here, legendary Austin covered in bloodshot. 387 00:19:03.160 --> 00:19:05.400 Austin of course, shaking his head. They used that forever. 388 00:19:05.440 --> 00:19:07.400 I feel like I've seen that more than my parents. 389 00:19:09.000 --> 00:19:10.359 Shit's crazy, man. 390 00:19:10.400 --> 00:19:12.039 Well that's because you were in steroids when you were 391 00:19:12.079 --> 00:19:12.880 six seven. 392 00:19:13.160 --> 00:19:15.720 So Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcome us into the 393 00:19:15.839 --> 00:19:18.759 sold out Fleet Center in Boston, mass for this episode 394 00:19:18.799 --> 00:19:20.079 of Raw we are live. 395 00:19:20.240 --> 00:19:22.480 By the way, well, get a ton of pyro. Here. 396 00:19:22.880 --> 00:19:25.000 They show a shot of the crowd and you also, 397 00:19:25.559 --> 00:19:28.200 if you're paying attention, you can see that the Lions 398 00:19:28.240 --> 00:19:29.240 then is set up here. 399 00:19:29.519 --> 00:19:32.640 That's right. The big cage that Ken Shamrock uses. 400 00:19:32.680 --> 00:19:34.680 Yeah, which is fucking cool, never makes it to the 401 00:19:34.720 --> 00:19:35.559 video games, though. 402 00:19:36.039 --> 00:19:37.759 It would have been cool if you did something like 403 00:19:38.119 --> 00:19:40.039 Ken SHAMROCK's the only one that can do it. 404 00:19:40.000 --> 00:19:43.400 You know. Oh yeah, Okay, that'd be cool or like 405 00:19:43.680 --> 00:19:45.799 cause like putting that in like Wrestlming in two thousand, 406 00:19:45.839 --> 00:19:47.720 as like a match that you do in the like 407 00:19:48.000 --> 00:19:49.680 Roady WrestleMania mode would have been cool. 408 00:19:49.799 --> 00:19:51.839 Yeah. The aki games just struggled with stuff like that, 409 00:19:51.920 --> 00:19:54.680 with like anything outside of just kind of like single stuff. Yeah, 410 00:19:54.680 --> 00:19:57.240 I think like SmackDown two or something, right, and like 411 00:19:57.680 --> 00:19:59.440 you go through the story mode or something and maybe 412 00:19:59.440 --> 00:20:02.640 if you beat like Owen Hart, Steve Blackman and Vincement 413 00:20:02.640 --> 00:20:04.920 Man in a row or something, you can unlock the 414 00:20:05.000 --> 00:20:07.240 lines then, you know, or something fucking awesome. 415 00:20:07.279 --> 00:20:09.160 Okay, I think I was thinking of the Achy Games, 416 00:20:09.200 --> 00:20:11.160 because I know the Achi Games had like that shoot 417 00:20:11.160 --> 00:20:13.920 fighter kind of deal in like Virtual Pro already, so 418 00:20:14.000 --> 00:20:16.319 they could have just fut that over and had the 419 00:20:16.440 --> 00:20:17.240 ring made for it. 420 00:20:17.279 --> 00:20:18.799 But you're I don't even know if they were really 421 00:20:19.119 --> 00:20:21.200 fighting in the cage though, right, it was just like. 422 00:20:21.680 --> 00:20:23.839 It was just in a ring, just wrestling. 423 00:20:24.440 --> 00:20:27.599 Yeah right, yeah, right, yeah, there was more. 424 00:20:27.519 --> 00:20:29.319 Like the ground and pound feature thing where you could 425 00:20:29.319 --> 00:20:29.799 take him down. 426 00:20:30.240 --> 00:20:33.160 Sure. Yeah, Well we start the night off here. Vince 427 00:20:33.240 --> 00:20:37.920 McMahon town Hall. Vince Newman walks out and JR. Says, Oh, 428 00:20:37.960 --> 00:20:40.279 there's vincere Man in his fighting gear. 429 00:20:41.759 --> 00:20:44.480 I mean, that is the gear that I associate matches 430 00:20:44.519 --> 00:20:46.599 with him, and that's his wrestling gear in restlate in 431 00:20:46.680 --> 00:20:48.119 two thousand, the game at least. 432 00:20:48.119 --> 00:20:50.279 Yeah, dude, Like when he walked out, I thought, okay, 433 00:20:50.279 --> 00:20:51.240 he's wrestling tonight. 434 00:20:51.440 --> 00:20:54.039 And JR. Says, also, you know, Vince is probably more 435 00:20:54.039 --> 00:20:56.319 anxious to find out who the Greater Power is than anyone. 436 00:20:56.680 --> 00:20:59.079 Vince is in the ring here and he uh, he 437 00:20:59.079 --> 00:21:00.839 pretty much says that. He says, his personal entrance has 438 00:21:00.880 --> 00:21:03.200 been tweaked them with the Greater Power. He remembers three 439 00:21:03.200 --> 00:21:05.279 months ago where the Undertaker first made reference to the 440 00:21:05.279 --> 00:21:08.839 Greater Power. No, goddamn shot, they planned this for three months. 441 00:21:08.880 --> 00:21:11.640 They've workshopped some shit here to fucking make an angle. 442 00:21:11.720 --> 00:21:12.240 Oh dude, this. 443 00:21:12.359 --> 00:21:15.359 Changed a ton for sure. I'm sure they definitely went 444 00:21:15.400 --> 00:21:17.279 over one hundred different people it could have been, you know. 445 00:21:17.680 --> 00:21:21.319 And I also like was confused here too, because they 446 00:21:21.400 --> 00:21:23.759 kept calling this dude the Greater Power. But I guess 447 00:21:23.759 --> 00:21:26.920 that was just like events and Shane thing because Taker 448 00:21:27.000 --> 00:21:28.759 was not on that same wavelength. He was still calling 449 00:21:28.759 --> 00:21:29.519 it the higher Power. 450 00:21:29.920 --> 00:21:33.000 Yeah, that's definitely interchangeable, and like they never explained why. 451 00:21:33.079 --> 00:21:34.079 It just kind of is that way. 452 00:21:34.240 --> 00:21:36.599 Yeah, they probably said like greater power in like a 453 00:21:36.640 --> 00:21:39.759 promo or something, and then like, you know, there's I mean, 454 00:21:39.799 --> 00:21:42.519 to be fair, there's like forty people involved with this 455 00:21:42.559 --> 00:21:45.920 angle and they're all kind of talking, so like, yeah, 456 00:21:45.960 --> 00:21:47.799 the only people that don't really talk are like Midian 457 00:21:47.839 --> 00:21:49.720 and Vist or everyone else has some sort of talking deal. 458 00:21:49.720 --> 00:21:52.880 It feels like, so, yeah, I mean, greater power, higher power. 459 00:21:52.880 --> 00:21:54.920 But it was just super confusing when I was listening 460 00:21:55.000 --> 00:21:57.880 to it, because my mind went to, holy fuck, am 461 00:21:57.920 --> 00:21:58.960 I Mandela affected? 462 00:21:58.960 --> 00:21:59.160 Here? 463 00:21:59.240 --> 00:21:59.440 Is this? 464 00:21:59.599 --> 00:21:59.680 Like? 465 00:22:00.119 --> 00:22:02.680 Was it always greater power and not higher power, but 466 00:22:02.759 --> 00:22:03.279 it was both. 467 00:22:03.480 --> 00:22:05.279 I had to look it up. I was like, am 468 00:22:05.319 --> 00:22:07.720 I like? I had to type in like don't be 469 00:22:07.720 --> 00:22:09.680 a higher power to make sure because I think any 470 00:22:09.680 --> 00:22:12.160 one time anyone talks about it online, they say higher power. 471 00:22:12.440 --> 00:22:14.799 Yeah right, I was super confused there, but yeah, it's 472 00:22:14.839 --> 00:22:17.599 just interchangeable because Taker comes out later and he says 473 00:22:17.680 --> 00:22:19.319 higher power. Still suh. 474 00:22:19.400 --> 00:22:22.200 So Vince says, you know, if what they say is true, 475 00:22:22.640 --> 00:22:26.440 that this greater power is even more demonic than the Undertaker, 476 00:22:27.000 --> 00:22:28.640 and then you know what, I also heard that. 477 00:22:28.640 --> 00:22:32.559 He's super hand solf. I heard he's a good promoter, 478 00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:36.400 the best promoter. I heard he took over the business 479 00:22:37.880 --> 00:22:38.640 a hard way. 480 00:22:41.519 --> 00:22:47.359 If you know that is to be believed. He says, 481 00:22:47.400 --> 00:22:49.400 I'd like to meet him, and you know, I already 482 00:22:49.440 --> 00:22:52.079 think I have. He says. Speculation abounds as to who 483 00:22:52.160 --> 00:22:55.720 the greater Power really is. Some say the greater power 484 00:22:55.759 --> 00:22:58.559 is the Commissioner himself, Sean. 485 00:22:58.440 --> 00:23:04.960 Michaels something think it's Bill Clinton. I'm surprised he didn't 486 00:23:05.000 --> 00:23:06.880 mention people like that. I gotta be honest with you. 487 00:23:07.279 --> 00:23:09.839 Oh my god, how awesome would that been. Some Some 488 00:23:09.920 --> 00:23:12.480 think it's regious philm it. 489 00:23:14.079 --> 00:23:15.599 Holy would have been awesome. 490 00:23:15.960 --> 00:23:17.839 Well. Some say the Greater Power is one of the 491 00:23:17.960 --> 00:23:21.279 McMahon family members Linda. 492 00:23:21.319 --> 00:23:24.599 Dude, Yeah, who else is in the McMahon family Stephanie, Linda, 493 00:23:25.480 --> 00:23:26.519 Shane and him. 494 00:23:26.920 --> 00:23:39.200 My brother Rod, my daddy, Holy fuck. Some say the 495 00:23:39.279 --> 00:23:46.920 Greater Power is Jake the Snake Roberts. Like that was 496 00:23:46.960 --> 00:23:49.160 a real rumor, Like that was like one of the 497 00:23:49.279 --> 00:23:51.319 leading rumors was Jake Roberts was going to be the 498 00:23:51.359 --> 00:23:55.000 Higher Power. Yeah, I mean, okay, that I thought that, 499 00:23:55.079 --> 00:23:58.200 Like that actually is a good idea. Like Jake's a 500 00:23:58.200 --> 00:24:00.400 great promo. I think he would fit this perfect and 501 00:24:01.039 --> 00:24:03.440 Stone Cold's rise can be pointed up to when he 502 00:24:03.559 --> 00:24:04.839 fucked Jake Roberts up. 503 00:24:05.359 --> 00:24:07.359 Yeah, I mean there's a lot to play around with here. 504 00:24:07.400 --> 00:24:08.559 I think that would have been awesome. 505 00:24:08.680 --> 00:24:10.400 Well, he says, it doesn't matter who it is, because 506 00:24:10.400 --> 00:24:12.559 tonight I'm gonna kick the Greater Power's ass and a 507 00:24:12.640 --> 00:24:13.640 no holds barred match. 508 00:24:13.759 --> 00:24:15.079 The crowd was super down for it. 509 00:24:15.200 --> 00:24:18.039 They fucking wanted it. He says, I believe the Greater 510 00:24:18.079 --> 00:24:20.400 Power is in fact a McMahon family member. 511 00:24:20.680 --> 00:24:22.079 Yeah, I mean it it's you. 512 00:24:24.200 --> 00:24:26.240 Yeah, I mean we all know who it is, Ran. 513 00:24:26.680 --> 00:24:29.359 We all know, so Vince says, that's why Shane, I 514 00:24:29.640 --> 00:24:31.039 know you can hear my voice not only Shane and 515 00:24:31.079 --> 00:24:34.079 my challenging to a no holds bard match, but also 516 00:24:34.119 --> 00:24:37.079 I'm gonna put up fifty percent my fifty percent interest 517 00:24:37.079 --> 00:24:39.880 in the WF if you'll put up your fifty percent, 518 00:24:40.359 --> 00:24:45.000 and tonight it's winner take All. Like, wow, you are 519 00:24:45.079 --> 00:24:47.799 laying it on really thick. Here buddy, Well the corporate 520 00:24:47.799 --> 00:24:51.599 ministry theme hits and here comes Shane McMahon in a 521 00:24:51.759 --> 00:25:00.799 gigantic suit. Yeah, I mean that. 522 00:25:01.480 --> 00:25:02.240 Is funny as hell. 523 00:25:02.319 --> 00:25:07.839 Man, I love that chance. I mean the crowd is 524 00:25:07.920 --> 00:25:10.160 channing s whole so loud that you can hear it 525 00:25:10.160 --> 00:25:10.799 over the music. 526 00:25:11.079 --> 00:25:13.000 Yeah, I mean they fucking hate these guys. 527 00:25:13.359 --> 00:25:16.279 Shane says, as it relates to your challenge for the 528 00:25:16.319 --> 00:25:21.680 whole Enchilada, I accept you're on. However, your speculation that 529 00:25:21.759 --> 00:25:25.480 Shane McMahon is the greater Power. I appreciate the compliment, 530 00:25:25.680 --> 00:25:28.759 but I assure you that I am not he. But 531 00:25:28.839 --> 00:25:32.000 in a few moments, I personally will have the Undertaker 532 00:25:32.200 --> 00:25:35.200 bring out their greater power and reveal him to the 533 00:25:35.319 --> 00:25:40.160 entire world. Please don't turn the Nitro, please stay here. 534 00:25:40.319 --> 00:25:42.759 We have a long segment to. 535 00:25:42.799 --> 00:25:45.400 Do Hack's wrestling on Nightro right now, I'm i gonna 536 00:25:45.480 --> 00:25:45.960 check that out. 537 00:25:46.039 --> 00:25:49.480 Don't watch Nitro. I promise you you want to stay 538 00:25:49.599 --> 00:25:50.440 for this reveal. 539 00:25:50.519 --> 00:25:53.759 Should have maybe sign Hack? What if Hack was the 540 00:25:53.799 --> 00:25:54.400 higher power? 541 00:25:54.599 --> 00:25:58.799 Stokey Cold does everything Hack does in ten minutes? 542 00:25:59.079 --> 00:26:00.240 Does the Uh? 543 00:26:01.200 --> 00:26:08.279 Don't watch? So we're starting off hot. I don't remember 544 00:26:08.319 --> 00:26:10.839 it this way. I don't remember it's starting the show 545 00:26:10.880 --> 00:26:13.240 off like this, Like that's pretty crazy. 546 00:26:13.519 --> 00:26:15.319 Yeah, my head, it was the ending shot of the 547 00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:17.880 show and they cut to black and that's it. But yeah, 548 00:26:17.880 --> 00:26:18.799 there's a whole deal here. 549 00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:21.799 They do a whole thing and then there's a whole 550 00:26:22.039 --> 00:26:24.759 show after it where they try to They come up 551 00:26:24.799 --> 00:26:26.839 with so many matches on this show, I was losing 552 00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:27.480 track of them. 553 00:26:27.839 --> 00:26:30.079 Yeah, so we have Ken Shamrock. He'll take on Jeff 554 00:26:30.119 --> 00:26:32.599 Jarrett and the lions Den. I don't think that's for 555 00:26:32.680 --> 00:26:34.799 the title, but it is an the lions Den. 556 00:26:35.160 --> 00:26:36.240 Yeah, that's not happening. 557 00:26:36.519 --> 00:26:40.680 Nicole Bass will challenge Deborah for the WWF Women's title. No, 558 00:26:40.839 --> 00:26:44.720 she won't, and the Acolytes will defend the WWF tag 559 00:26:44.759 --> 00:26:47.039 titles against Gane, Grell and Edge. 560 00:26:47.519 --> 00:26:48.519 That one does happen. 561 00:26:48.680 --> 00:26:50.359 Yeah, they announced a bunch of matches and then didn't 562 00:26:50.400 --> 00:26:52.160 do half of them live. 563 00:26:52.319 --> 00:26:54.759 Yeah, like, okay, thank you guys so much. That's fucking fine. 564 00:26:55.039 --> 00:26:57.680 Stone Cold's here. He's talking to somebody in a limousine. 565 00:26:57.799 --> 00:26:59.720 Oh, she's the higher power in here, John, I'm just 566 00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:01.119 spot down here. 567 00:27:01.920 --> 00:27:05.559 Well, goddamn, how you Linda? Linda? Hello? 568 00:27:06.519 --> 00:27:08.599 He looks at at well, goddamn yo, Coz you don't 569 00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:09.559 know how they fit your ass. 570 00:27:10.200 --> 00:27:13.799 But he's like talking really loud above the door. Are 571 00:27:13.799 --> 00:27:16.960 you well? Goddamn Hacket's good to see you. 572 00:27:20.000 --> 00:27:22.160 Show. Is it greater or higher? What do I say? 573 00:27:23.279 --> 00:27:27.119 And now it's time for the corporate ministry town hall 574 00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:29.720 chats chants. 575 00:27:32.200 --> 00:27:36.440 Yeah, that's right. So Taker comes out in his big 576 00:27:36.480 --> 00:27:39.319 ass robe. WWF champion Paul Bearer is with him. 577 00:27:39.519 --> 00:27:40.920 That's awesome. Love that. 578 00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:44.119 I mean, he's got the fucking belt the whole time. Dude. 579 00:27:44.119 --> 00:27:46.519 It's sick fresh gye jab Paul Bear out there with 580 00:27:46.559 --> 00:27:48.680 the WWF title. Come on, you can't beat that. 581 00:27:49.000 --> 00:27:52.920 We got Triple Hs, we got China, Big Boss Man, Visceramidian, 582 00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:55.039 Bradshaw and Faruke. They're all here. 583 00:27:55.319 --> 00:27:57.240 Yeah, they have a lot of belts in this team 584 00:27:57.319 --> 00:27:57.799 right now. 585 00:27:58.039 --> 00:28:01.480 Yeah, acolytes are tag champs, takers, champ, and I'm sure 586 00:28:01.519 --> 00:28:03.519 they have even more by the time this fucking angles over, 587 00:28:03.559 --> 00:28:08.359 probably by the end of the night. So Undertaker says Midian, Midian, 588 00:28:08.839 --> 00:28:16.279 you should take a greater shower. For months on end, 589 00:28:16.799 --> 00:28:19.920 I prophesied for a power even greater than the Lord 590 00:28:19.920 --> 00:28:24.640 of Darkness. I assembled an army and Midian to prepare 591 00:28:25.119 --> 00:28:28.599 for his eventual arrival, and the ministry and the corporation 592 00:28:28.759 --> 00:28:33.160 laid the groundwork. So non believers, you must prepare for 593 00:28:33.279 --> 00:28:36.880 the day of Reckoning because it is at hand. It 594 00:28:37.000 --> 00:28:39.319 must become apparent to you that he has arrived. So 595 00:28:39.400 --> 00:28:46.759 without further ado, I present the Higher Power. So the 596 00:28:46.839 --> 00:28:53.640 Undertaker Druid music plays the Halo theme. That would have 597 00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:56.279 been awesome evil. 598 00:28:56.759 --> 00:28:58.279 Yeah. 599 00:28:58.319 --> 00:29:00.480 So when Druid comes out, he's in the big ass 600 00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:03.880 cloak and Jerry Lawler the lights are super dark. Lawler says, 601 00:29:04.240 --> 00:29:16.119 can you see him? Jo says that Shane McMahon Daniels, well, 602 00:29:16.119 --> 00:29:19.079 all the Corporate minute remembers, excluding the Undertaker, are honoring 603 00:29:19.079 --> 00:29:20.960 the presence of the Greater Power kneeling in the ring. 604 00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:23.359 So they're all kneeling in the ring except Taker, and 605 00:29:23.440 --> 00:29:26.160 this is funny as shit. So the camera zooms in 606 00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:28.839 on the ring and Taker's like bullshitting with like Midian 607 00:29:28.920 --> 00:29:30.680 next to him, and then he sees he's on the 608 00:29:30.680 --> 00:29:32.720 tron and he says, oh fuck, and he's got to 609 00:29:32.799 --> 00:29:34.200 roll his eyes in the back of his head. 610 00:29:35.799 --> 00:29:37.400 I've had Midio was cutting up in there. 611 00:29:39.839 --> 00:29:45.000 Knuck it off. So the Higher Power gets in the 612 00:29:45.079 --> 00:29:47.359 ring and he has a mic and then you can 613 00:29:47.400 --> 00:29:50.240 hear Shane's voice and he says, see, I told you 614 00:29:50.480 --> 00:29:53.640 Shane McMahon was not the Greater Power, but you didn't 615 00:29:53.640 --> 00:29:57.200 want to believe me. Well now maybe you do. And 616 00:29:57.240 --> 00:29:59.839 Shane comes out on the stage and Shane says, the 617 00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:03.839 Greater Power is omniscient. I mean he is fucking glazing 618 00:30:03.880 --> 00:30:07.039 the Greater Power the entire way down this fucking ramp. 619 00:30:07.079 --> 00:30:09.480 He's just going nuts, man, He's saying he's the greatest 620 00:30:09.519 --> 00:30:12.480 and coolest guy of all time. So Shane gets in 621 00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:15.720 the ring and he says, who is their greater Power. 622 00:30:15.839 --> 00:30:19.480 Let's reveal the Greater Power to the entire world. But 623 00:30:20.480 --> 00:30:25.799 one more thing, Holli fuck, Hollie, fuck, I need a witness. 624 00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:26.319 Vince. 625 00:30:26.799 --> 00:30:29.079 I know you're back there. I know you can hear me. 626 00:30:29.359 --> 00:30:31.200 I want you to come down, and I will give 627 00:30:31.200 --> 00:30:34.039 you the honor to reveal the Greater Power to the 628 00:30:34.160 --> 00:30:39.240 entire world. Because Vince, I can't wait to see your face. Ah, 629 00:30:39.279 --> 00:30:41.720 I see what they did there because he he sees 630 00:30:41.759 --> 00:30:45.720 his face right a second. So Vince shows up on 631 00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:48.720 the tron and he says, Shane, I'm close enough right 632 00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:52.160 where I stand, games are over, Shane, I say the 633 00:30:52.519 --> 00:30:56.839 evil demonic, sob show his face to the world now 634 00:30:57.640 --> 00:31:01.400 so here it is the Greater Power. He reaches up, 635 00:31:02.160 --> 00:31:05.920 the camera zooms in. He slowly takes the hood off. 636 00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:13.559 It's me Austin, Oh, son of a bitch, dude, I 637 00:31:13.640 --> 00:31:15.839 mean like that, that's classic. 638 00:31:16.279 --> 00:31:20.680 Oh my god, it's me Austin, Oh, son of a bitch. 639 00:31:20.880 --> 00:31:24.039 You gotta be fucking kidding me, man, Like three months 640 00:31:24.079 --> 00:31:28.720 of this shit. We killed the whole roster for this 641 00:31:28.799 --> 00:31:30.119 fucking revew Are you kidding me? 642 00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:32.519 Kang damn, I cannot believe it. 643 00:31:32.720 --> 00:31:35.920 I love that dude. Yeah, and Vince, I mean he 644 00:31:36.039 --> 00:31:40.880 goes for it. It's me Austin. It was me all along, Austin, 645 00:31:41.680 --> 00:31:45.480 you all bought it. You all bought it, hook Line 646 00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:50.359 and Sinker, you all bought it. Even my family, even 647 00:31:50.440 --> 00:31:55.200 my immediate family bought it. I love that dude. Okay, 648 00:31:55.720 --> 00:31:57.799 my immediate family bought it. Has been ingrained in my 649 00:31:57.839 --> 00:31:59.359 head for my whole life. 650 00:31:59.359 --> 00:32:02.599 Because it's like he remembers to call it immediate family, 651 00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:04.759 and he like just cycles back real quick. 652 00:32:05.039 --> 00:32:10.039 Even my family, even my immediate family, bought it. Every 653 00:32:10.160 --> 00:32:14.720 damn one of you were made fools of. Jerry always 654 00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:15.480 says you're a fool. 655 00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:20.440 J R. What the hell was I shod it with 656 00:32:20.519 --> 00:32:21.960 him him? It's Shane. 657 00:32:22.400 --> 00:32:25.160 No, you didn't say that ship I shout with him time. 658 00:32:25.559 --> 00:32:31.160 Oh shit, I'm fucking sor wolf shit. Even JR. Bonnet 659 00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:33.480 look at him. He looks ridiculous right now. 660 00:32:33.559 --> 00:32:34.960 I hate your fucking guts. 661 00:32:35.119 --> 00:32:35.920 You're fired. 662 00:32:36.440 --> 00:32:41.039 I hate what I'm fired, not this fucking guy with 663 00:32:41.119 --> 00:32:44.079 the hat. Yeah, I hate this job. 664 00:32:44.880 --> 00:32:46.359 I didn't really want to have to do it, but 665 00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:50.640 Austin made me stone cold, Steve. Austin made me fool 666 00:32:50.720 --> 00:32:54.000 you because Austin, all right, I hate you a lesson 667 00:32:54.240 --> 00:32:58.400 that you would never ever forget. And now, Austin, now 668 00:32:58.440 --> 00:33:01.599 you know there is no price I will not pay. 669 00:33:01.799 --> 00:33:04.480 There is no depth that I will not stoop to 670 00:33:04.559 --> 00:33:12.079 make your life here on earth Austin total complete living Jesus. 671 00:33:13.599 --> 00:33:16.000 I mean he had to know, like Steve Austin was 672 00:33:16.039 --> 00:33:18.200 gonna do something nuclear. 673 00:33:17.799 --> 00:33:20.640 Right, Like dude, I mean Austin was gonna set his 674 00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:22.920 house on fire. Why would you even do this? Like, 675 00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:24.079 why would you do all this? 676 00:33:24.319 --> 00:33:27.599 It's funny because like in my head, Steve Austin comes 677 00:33:27.640 --> 00:33:28.440 out to like. 678 00:33:30.680 --> 00:33:31.279 He doesn't. 679 00:33:31.519 --> 00:33:35.519 It still is like that just sounds like the vindictive 680 00:33:35.599 --> 00:33:36.640 Austin that would come out. 681 00:33:39.400 --> 00:33:41.920 So yeah, Vince is the greater power, higher power through 682 00:33:41.960 --> 00:33:45.000 all the rocket power. He says. He liked to thank Shane. 683 00:33:45.319 --> 00:33:47.880 He likes to thank Undertaker. He liked to think Triple H, 684 00:33:47.920 --> 00:33:52.559 Big boss Man, even Midian everyone, like like everyone in 685 00:33:52.599 --> 00:33:58.640 the ministry. I like to thank Linda Stephanie, and Linda 686 00:33:58.640 --> 00:34:01.799 and Stephanie are now on the stage. I'm watching this 687 00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:05.160 and I'm like, dude, what the fuck? Now? I know 688 00:34:05.240 --> 00:34:08.639 what happens here, and I know this is a like 689 00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:12.199 a promo promo, and then I know there's another full 690 00:34:12.239 --> 00:34:14.840 promo after this, Like it's all piecing together in my 691 00:34:14.880 --> 00:34:17.519 head now. And this is where I messaged you and said, dude, 692 00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:21.119 this is a half hour opening seg. 693 00:34:20.719 --> 00:34:22.760 Yeah, I mean they keep it going here. Linda comes 694 00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:38.320 down the ramp. It's grabs the mic. Good evening, there 695 00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:45.880 is there is, she's walking, she's talking. Stephanie says, edge 696 00:34:46.199 --> 00:34:53.079 edge Edge Edge Ray Ray ray mystereo. Good good, good 697 00:34:53.480 --> 00:34:55.079 evening evening. 698 00:34:55.760 --> 00:34:57.079 Vince has shocked faces. 699 00:34:57.639 --> 00:34:59.679 He's pulling his ear, he's gulping. 700 00:35:04.039 --> 00:35:08.440 So Stephanie says, Dad, Shane, how could you be so 701 00:35:08.519 --> 00:35:12.239 cruel to me? We didn't do shit. That was all Midian. 702 00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:16.199 It was mini and that put me in this fucking 703 00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:21.280 robe and that's a minion. You're fired, He covers the mic. 704 00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:22.440 You're cool, Midian, You're cool. 705 00:35:23.400 --> 00:35:24.239 Okay, thank you so much. 706 00:35:24.320 --> 00:35:25.599 I'm lying you see what I'm doing. 707 00:35:26.480 --> 00:35:28.039 Wow, you're great at this, Vincere. 708 00:35:28.199 --> 00:35:33.280 See that, Linda. I love you so much. I'm really 709 00:35:33.280 --> 00:35:33.719 good at it. 710 00:35:35.199 --> 00:35:37.960 Wow. You were working them crazy all the ship. So yeah, 711 00:35:38.000 --> 00:35:42.280 Vince says that he loves Linda. The crowd booze. Linda says, well, Vince, 712 00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:44.480 I love you too, but in your words, love has 713 00:35:44.480 --> 00:35:47.599 nothing to do with business, and Vince says, you don't 714 00:35:47.599 --> 00:35:50.920 want to go there. Yes I do, Yes, I do. 715 00:35:53.039 --> 00:35:55.280 I want to correct the lie that you've told everyone 716 00:35:55.599 --> 00:35:58.519 that you and Shane both owned fifty percent of this company. 717 00:35:58.800 --> 00:36:01.280 We're retconning that angle to fix this angle. 718 00:36:03.000 --> 00:36:05.920 We fucked up that writing, and I Linda mcmanham here 719 00:36:05.960 --> 00:36:06.519 to fix it. 720 00:36:06.679 --> 00:36:09.280 You very well know that the four of us all 721 00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:13.480 owned four equal shares. Yes, that was a huge that. 722 00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:19.519 Was jerryl Authors says that on comment Terry, we owned 723 00:36:19.599 --> 00:36:20.800 four equal shares. 724 00:36:21.280 --> 00:36:24.719 Really, God damn kN Yes. 725 00:36:25.719 --> 00:36:28.840 Okay, well I got the last three months we just lied. 726 00:36:28.639 --> 00:36:35.719 To We forgot that part. Well, this morning I called 727 00:36:35.760 --> 00:36:40.039 an emergency meeting of the board of directors. I wasn't notified. 728 00:36:40.719 --> 00:36:44.800 Oh too fucking bad. I love that. 729 00:36:45.719 --> 00:36:49.360 Yeah, we called it emergency meeting. I wasn't notified of that. 730 00:36:49.360 --> 00:36:50.639 That's unfortunate. 731 00:36:51.760 --> 00:36:57.679 Why the fuck this can't be legal? Well, there's gonna 732 00:36:57.679 --> 00:37:00.599 be some changes around the office, starting with the dress code. 733 00:37:01.000 --> 00:37:03.400 It's gonna be a little less formal, more casual at 734 00:37:03.440 --> 00:37:06.840 the office. Cut off jeans might be the dress of 735 00:37:06.840 --> 00:37:09.079 the day at the office. And like, I mean, they 736 00:37:09.159 --> 00:37:12.280 super fucking hamphis this. How about a little profanity in 737 00:37:12.280 --> 00:37:13.119 the office? 738 00:37:16.119 --> 00:37:22.239 Mean, like what if everybody was bald? What if everyone 739 00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:24.000 had a good tea in the office. 740 00:37:23.840 --> 00:37:27.360 Everyone drives a monster truck to the office. Yeah, I 741 00:37:27.360 --> 00:37:28.400 think that's a good idea. 742 00:37:28.920 --> 00:37:30.719 What if everybody had natty lights. 743 00:37:31.039 --> 00:37:33.280 How about if everyone in the office was stone cold 744 00:37:33.360 --> 00:37:37.119 vince dude. 745 00:37:37.159 --> 00:37:41.280 I love that. Like, hey, Linda, she's served out these lines. 746 00:37:41.280 --> 00:37:44.199 She remembered every single one of them, and I was like, wow, 747 00:37:44.320 --> 00:37:47.199 I couldn't do exactly thought. I thought, maybe, like she'll, 748 00:37:47.360 --> 00:37:50.039 she'll fluff something up here. Hey man, she was there 749 00:37:50.039 --> 00:37:53.559 for the whole thing. How about a little profanity in 750 00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:55.400 the office. 751 00:37:56.679 --> 00:37:59.679 If she sucked it up? What about a little my 752 00:37:59.800 --> 00:38:04.559 name his case, sorry, fro. 753 00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:08.480 The god deal segments up? That sucks? 754 00:38:10.559 --> 00:38:13.960 What if in the office we all started vomiting. 755 00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:19.719 Puts the bikes her mouth and everybody. I think it's 756 00:38:19.800 --> 00:38:23.719 time once again for everybody to come aboard. The whole train. 757 00:38:28.559 --> 00:38:34.880 Stuts right from the roof. White one up, so she says. 758 00:38:35.400 --> 00:38:38.039 Earlier they she stepped down a CEO of this company. 759 00:38:38.199 --> 00:38:43.880 But not before I had Yes, yes I did, because 760 00:38:43.920 --> 00:38:46.639 I can just do that. I decided I don't want 761 00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:49.519 to work for this shitty company anymore. I hate you 762 00:38:50.119 --> 00:38:51.559 and I hate your son. 763 00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:56.400 And here's another thing. If you smell what the rock. 764 00:38:56.920 --> 00:39:05.719 Is when you fucked that up with the Stunner, She 765 00:39:05.840 --> 00:39:09.559 takes it cray to my what are you doing? 766 00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:14.639 You're blowing all the boys stuff. You fucked up the show. 767 00:39:18.079 --> 00:39:20.320 Coming out, giving her a stonach because she fucked up 768 00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:20.920 for a lot. 769 00:39:21.119 --> 00:39:22.480 As she fucked the stunner up. 770 00:39:26.519 --> 00:39:30.039 Linda says that successor that new CEO full power and 771 00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:32.960 privileges to run this company as he sees it. So 772 00:39:33.079 --> 00:39:37.639 Vince Jane, allow Stephanie and me to introduce you to 773 00:39:37.719 --> 00:39:39.280 the new CEO. 774 00:39:40.400 --> 00:39:48.760 What does everybody want? I think everybody wants head. 775 00:39:51.679 --> 00:39:53.599 Al. We got a big push for you. 776 00:39:56.559 --> 00:39:59.920 Draw as you come to what the heck get that 777 00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:01.719 have had on that? That's good? 778 00:40:02.119 --> 00:40:05.639 So Austin Music gets huge fucking pop and JR. Starts 779 00:40:05.880 --> 00:40:08.840 losing it. Oh hell yeah, hell yeah. 780 00:40:09.000 --> 00:40:12.480 Then I gotta say they set up this whole fucking 781 00:40:12.639 --> 00:40:16.280 segment just for that one pop and it worked and 782 00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:17.760 it was fucking awesome. 783 00:40:17.480 --> 00:40:20.840 Dude, huge fucking pop. Like listen, Like I said, they 784 00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:22.960 they took a while, like they really leaned into who 785 00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:25.760 it was, but like the people wanted it, they wanted 786 00:40:25.800 --> 00:40:28.400 it super bad and they got it. And like Austin 787 00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:31.840 comes out in a gigantic tie. Dude. 788 00:40:31.840 --> 00:40:34.039 I just love the way that she like just puts 789 00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:37.079 things in general, like like the way that she was 790 00:40:37.079 --> 00:40:39.679 explaining shit, like at the end of a long, hard 791 00:40:39.760 --> 00:40:43.000 day of the office, how about an ice code alcoholic 792 00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:46.199 beverage to quench your thirst? Like that's so crazy, Like 793 00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:48.599 that's not how a human talks at all. 794 00:40:48.800 --> 00:40:50.320 She doesn't have a promo voice. 795 00:40:50.400 --> 00:40:52.960 She doesn't have a fucking regular voice period, Like her 796 00:40:53.000 --> 00:40:56.480 brain was to replace with a robot. Yeah right, ice 797 00:40:56.480 --> 00:40:58.519 called alcoholic beverage to quench your thirst. 798 00:40:58.840 --> 00:41:01.880 What are you talking now? Yeah? How about to a 799 00:41:01.920 --> 00:41:04.480 little profan, a little sprinkling of profanity if it warrants 800 00:41:04.480 --> 00:41:05.920 that the office would be just fine. 801 00:41:07.199 --> 00:41:11.239 That's crazy. I love what she said earlier today she 802 00:41:11.280 --> 00:41:12.840 stepped out his CEO of Vince said. 803 00:41:12.719 --> 00:41:17.519 You what, oh yes, that's right, yep. 804 00:41:18.440 --> 00:41:20.519 I mean his face is fucking funny here, man, Like 805 00:41:20.599 --> 00:41:21.880 Vince's reactions here. 806 00:41:21.880 --> 00:41:23.280 He sells us nuts. 807 00:41:23.599 --> 00:41:26.159 Yeah, yeah, like his it keeps going to like a 808 00:41:26.199 --> 00:41:28.559 close up his face and like he's nailing the fucking 809 00:41:28.599 --> 00:41:29.360 reactions here. 810 00:41:29.440 --> 00:41:32.039 It's the shocked you know, I could just legit mouth 811 00:41:32.079 --> 00:41:33.800 of gape emoji and Steve. 812 00:41:33.559 --> 00:41:35.360 Austin coming out. It's the cherry on top of I 813 00:41:35.360 --> 00:41:37.840 mean everyone in this fucking arena. The second Vince took 814 00:41:37.840 --> 00:41:40.360 the hood off, they knew Stone Cold was coming out, 815 00:41:40.679 --> 00:41:43.440 and like Linda comes up there, she says, you know, 816 00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:45.280 we're have a little profan in the office. I mean 817 00:41:45.320 --> 00:41:47.159 they're just stirring at this point. 818 00:41:47.400 --> 00:41:50.519 Dude, fucking salivating for Austin to come out here and 819 00:41:50.519 --> 00:41:51.480 fuck these dudes up. 820 00:41:51.679 --> 00:41:53.320 I mean, he's got a good deal right now. He 821 00:41:53.360 --> 00:41:56.440 goes out on heat, he gives stunners to everybody, he 822 00:41:56.519 --> 00:41:58.400 comes out on a raw, and now he owns fucking 823 00:41:58.440 --> 00:41:59.760 fifty percent of the company. 824 00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:02.079 Like that is fucking nuts. They didn't even say anything 825 00:42:02.119 --> 00:42:04.880 about Stephanie's like giving up her fucking twenty five percent. 826 00:42:04.920 --> 00:42:05.599 They just do it. 827 00:42:05.760 --> 00:42:07.440 Yeah, Like that's just what it is. Man. 828 00:42:08.000 --> 00:42:10.400 So Stone Cold comes out, huge pop. He's got his 829 00:42:10.559 --> 00:42:13.159 fucking jersey on, he's got jeans on, he's got a 830 00:42:13.199 --> 00:42:13.599 tie on. 831 00:42:14.719 --> 00:42:17.119 Dude, I love Steve Austin with the tie. 832 00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:20.000 I know, it's fucking trend. He has a clipboard too. 833 00:42:20.239 --> 00:42:22.719 No one ever makes that as like a playable character 834 00:42:22.719 --> 00:42:24.719 in the games, but I would love to do that, man, 835 00:42:24.800 --> 00:42:26.679 Like have that Steve Austin with his attire, with the. 836 00:42:26.639 --> 00:42:28.679 Tie, even just for the entrance. 837 00:42:28.760 --> 00:42:30.440 It's ex Yeah, that's awesome. 838 00:42:31.079 --> 00:42:33.519 So Vince is shocked, and Austin has a mic and 839 00:42:33.519 --> 00:42:35.639 he says, hell, I think you heard what happened at 840 00:42:35.639 --> 00:42:38.039 the meeting today, and start with that dress code thing. 841 00:42:38.280 --> 00:42:41.480 I could go ahead and take off this power die power. 842 00:42:41.519 --> 00:42:43.199 He keeps going a power tie and take off his 843 00:42:43.320 --> 00:42:46.320 power tie because I no longer need this power die 844 00:42:46.519 --> 00:42:49.800 because Vince, you know, old stone Cold always has the 845 00:42:49.880 --> 00:42:53.800 power finger. Holy fuck, holy. 846 00:42:53.760 --> 00:42:56.719 Fuck, ud, Yeah, that's awesome. Vince does the gulp reaction. 847 00:42:56.960 --> 00:43:01.800 Yes, dude, holy shit. I apologize for all this paperwork 848 00:43:01.800 --> 00:43:04.400 in the clipboards. It's usually not my style. But hell, 849 00:43:04.639 --> 00:43:07.119 when he takes sum bitch like me, you put him 850 00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:09.719 in a corporate setting, takes a while to get adjustments 851 00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:13.400 down just right, as you always say, Vince. Nonetheless, in 852 00:43:13.480 --> 00:43:20.320 any events and problems, notwithstanding, you could bet your ash 853 00:43:20.559 --> 00:43:23.599 that Stone Cold Steve Austin is gonna do everything in 854 00:43:23.599 --> 00:43:26.559 his power to make this transition as soon as possible. 855 00:43:27.239 --> 00:43:29.599 So he says he's gonna give himself a title match. 856 00:43:29.599 --> 00:43:33.000 That's his first thing here. First bag to CEO, I 857 00:43:33.000 --> 00:43:34.760 will have a title match, and I will win my 858 00:43:34.800 --> 00:43:35.440 tunnel bag. 859 00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:38.400 Yeah. I gotta say, if a wrestler became like in 860 00:43:38.519 --> 00:43:41.039 power like that, that's probably what they would do first, 861 00:43:41.039 --> 00:43:42.559 you know, is get that title match out up? 862 00:43:42.559 --> 00:43:46.199 Why not? Yeah? Why not? He says number two. And 863 00:43:46.239 --> 00:43:48.000 look at me when I speak to you, you bastard, 864 00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:52.119 you only got about twenty five percent jump change. 865 00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:52.880 Ah. 866 00:43:53.360 --> 00:43:57.159 I don't know why all odd there just scared. 867 00:43:57.280 --> 00:43:59.480 I mean I love that little line there, like you 868 00:43:59.559 --> 00:44:02.079 little bad you only had twenty five percent chomp change. 869 00:44:02.039 --> 00:44:06.840 Shitty little percentage. And my focus is on you and 870 00:44:06.880 --> 00:44:09.360 your little boy Wonder besides you at the next pay 871 00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:13.800 per view event, which is good o Kangla Ring. Nobody 872 00:44:13.800 --> 00:44:16.119 knows more about the King of the Ring than Stone Cold. 873 00:44:16.599 --> 00:44:19.599 I whooped Jake Roberts ask I love what he said, 874 00:44:19.599 --> 00:44:21.920 your little boy Wonder. Shane points on himself. 875 00:44:22.079 --> 00:44:22.119 Me. 876 00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:25.039 Yeah, dude, I mean they call him that the whole time. 877 00:44:25.079 --> 00:44:26.960 I forgot that that was like what they called him 878 00:44:27.000 --> 00:44:29.559 as like a shitty thing. Austin says. At that next 879 00:44:29.599 --> 00:44:31.960 pay per view, Stone Cold Steve Austin's gonna be in 880 00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:34.760 a handicap match. It's me in one corner and Vince, 881 00:44:34.840 --> 00:44:37.519 it'll be you and that bastard son of yours in 882 00:44:37.559 --> 00:44:43.719 the other corner, shine the lea thing again. And Vince says, well, 883 00:44:43.800 --> 00:44:46.559 let me tell you something. You're on, Pal two McMahon's 884 00:44:46.559 --> 00:44:49.159 can take an Austin any day of the week. And 885 00:44:49.239 --> 00:44:51.679 I may have a few stipulations here and there, but Pal, 886 00:44:52.039 --> 00:44:56.599 you're on. Nonetheless those stipulations, I was stand dig I 887 00:44:56.599 --> 00:44:59.440 don't give a rats. Ask what you think, so Austin. 888 00:44:59.480 --> 00:45:01.000 I mean. He goes on to set up some matches 889 00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:04.599 here for tonight. He says, last week, Shane, you played 890 00:45:04.920 --> 00:45:09.119 a little game with x Pac and Kane, screwing them 891 00:45:09.119 --> 00:45:11.599 out of tag titles. Think you're some kind of big 892 00:45:11.639 --> 00:45:13.920 shot in your suit over there, I think you look 893 00:45:14.000 --> 00:45:21.599 like a piece of grab me. Yeah, you want to 894 00:45:21.599 --> 00:45:24.559 play games. I got a game for you tonight. You'll 895 00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:27.360 be in a handicap match and it'll be you your 896 00:45:27.400 --> 00:45:30.119 little yellow ass, and in the other corner we'll be 897 00:45:30.360 --> 00:45:33.880 X pack In, Kane, big Pop. They love that. They 898 00:45:33.880 --> 00:45:35.000 want that shit. Yeah. 899 00:45:35.039 --> 00:45:35.639 Of course. 900 00:45:36.039 --> 00:45:38.079 As far as the rest of the card, what I'm 901 00:45:38.119 --> 00:45:40.280 gonna do is rest of the members of the union, 902 00:45:40.760 --> 00:45:44.559 the three remaining members which are as my notes, here say, 903 00:45:44.599 --> 00:45:46.800 I don't really know about about this angle. 904 00:45:47.360 --> 00:45:50.960 The hell in union. They're not my segments. 905 00:45:53.239 --> 00:45:58.800 That would be shamrock test and show well tough one there. 906 00:46:00.079 --> 00:46:02.559 I do whatever you want because I'm not a booker. 907 00:46:03.000 --> 00:46:05.159 They can have a match with anybody in this damn building. 908 00:46:05.679 --> 00:46:09.360 And mcfoley, by the way, he's not here. He's really over. 909 00:46:09.719 --> 00:46:13.039 I miss you, come back soon, You're crazy bastard. That 910 00:46:13.119 --> 00:46:15.079 was very nice because he's out with this fucked up leg. 911 00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:18.119 Yeah. I love that. Everyone was telling mcfoley to get better, 912 00:46:18.159 --> 00:46:18.880 So that was cool. 913 00:46:19.000 --> 00:46:20.159 It's mccoley's birthday. 914 00:46:20.480 --> 00:46:21.360 Yeah, that's awesome. 915 00:46:21.519 --> 00:46:23.760 So Austin then tells Triple HS that he's gonna have 916 00:46:23.760 --> 00:46:26.920 a match as well, and he's gonna have a cast match. 917 00:46:27.480 --> 00:46:29.639 Now what does that means, don't gold Well, it means 918 00:46:29.639 --> 00:46:32.159 to this, since the Rock's arm is in a cast, 919 00:46:32.559 --> 00:46:35.000 you got two good legs, We're gonna put your damn 920 00:46:35.079 --> 00:46:36.639 leg in a cast all the way to your hip 921 00:46:36.920 --> 00:46:39.199 and you get to wrestle the Rock in it. And 922 00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:41.480 I don't care how you go about it. If you 923 00:46:41.519 --> 00:46:44.199 go limping around like this, let the Rock be tell 924 00:46:44.199 --> 00:46:45.599 out of you. Maybe that's what's gonna happen. 925 00:46:45.920 --> 00:46:48.239 I love that he makes his match. He says, I 926 00:46:48.239 --> 00:46:50.079 don't care how I happens. Maybe you limp around. He 927 00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:53.280 starts limping around on the stage and he corpses. He's like, 928 00:46:53.519 --> 00:46:55.400 maybe maybe that is what's gonna happen. 929 00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:00.360 Now, if anybody had ring is a problem with it, 930 00:47:00.880 --> 00:47:03.239 you could find my dressing room in the back, get 931 00:47:03.320 --> 00:47:06.119 your ass and line knock on my door. And if 932 00:47:06.119 --> 00:47:08.679 I'm not busy drinking too much beer, I open to 933 00:47:08.760 --> 00:47:11.519 some bitch up and talk to you. Unless it's Midian. 934 00:47:11.800 --> 00:47:13.599 Don't fucking knock on my door. 935 00:47:16.360 --> 00:47:17.719 Because of the ring videot me. 936 00:47:20.639 --> 00:47:22.079 And that's the bottom line. 937 00:47:22.679 --> 00:47:25.599 Goes Stone cold Sacho. 938 00:47:25.599 --> 00:47:28.360 And uh he his music cants, he does double birds 939 00:47:28.400 --> 00:47:30.119 as he walks down a ramp and he drinks another beer. 940 00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:31.880 I have to say at the very end of this, 941 00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:35.199 something that I really liked was they're all sitting in 942 00:47:35.199 --> 00:47:37.239 the ring here as Steve Austin's giving him the middle 943 00:47:37.280 --> 00:47:40.239 fingers and walking away, and like Vince looks down as 944 00:47:40.320 --> 00:47:43.039 stupid robe and he takes the fucking robe and he 945 00:47:43.079 --> 00:47:45.320 pulls it apart and he's just standing there with the 946 00:47:45.360 --> 00:47:47.920 stupid robe and he's like, God, damn it. 947 00:47:48.800 --> 00:47:49.840 Fuck you got me again? 948 00:47:50.679 --> 00:47:54.480 Like we've been doing this for three fucking months, Like 949 00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:56.159 Steve Austin. 950 00:47:55.800 --> 00:47:58.480 Got me Like I cad he never wears it again? 951 00:47:59.159 --> 00:48:00.480 No, man. 952 00:48:01.400 --> 00:48:01.599 More. 953 00:48:01.679 --> 00:48:03.719 The fucking Rugby came out there, he did the whole 954 00:48:03.800 --> 00:48:06.079 it's me Austin. He probably did that one hundred times 955 00:48:06.079 --> 00:48:07.880 in the mirror thing. How fucking cool that's gonna be. 956 00:48:08.159 --> 00:48:10.239 Then Steve Austin comes out and says, well, I owned 957 00:48:10.239 --> 00:48:14.280 a company now, son, Oh what the fuck? 958 00:48:15.920 --> 00:48:18.119 I was supposed to be bigger about our goal and everybody. 959 00:48:18.239 --> 00:48:20.559 I gotta say. Also, Paul bar is standing in the 960 00:48:20.599 --> 00:48:24.079 ring with the wf WWF title right there. That's pretty hard, man, Dude. 961 00:48:24.119 --> 00:48:25.639 I love that. Look like he should have did a 962 00:48:25.639 --> 00:48:26.440 promo picture with. 963 00:48:26.440 --> 00:48:28.119 It, dude, Yeah, that would have been awesome. 964 00:48:28.480 --> 00:48:31.039 I mean these are like if these weren't back to 965 00:48:31.079 --> 00:48:33.119 back to back, this is all great, Like there's nothing 966 00:48:33.199 --> 00:48:36.400 bad here, right, Like it's all great fucking promos and stuff. 967 00:48:36.440 --> 00:48:38.239 I mean, Linda was there, but like, you know, like 968 00:48:38.599 --> 00:48:41.480 it is all fun stuff. It's just it was thirty 969 00:48:41.559 --> 00:48:45.159 five minutes of talking, Like, holy fuck man. 970 00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:48.360 We actually have another backstage segment here before we head 971 00:48:48.360 --> 00:48:50.320 into the first match. Of the evening here, but I 972 00:48:50.320 --> 00:48:52.480 wrote down to my notes the first entrance music for 973 00:48:52.599 --> 00:48:55.760 a match does not start until thirty two forty four. 974 00:48:56.119 --> 00:48:58.239 That's fucking insane. That is nuts. 975 00:48:58.360 --> 00:49:02.039 And that is not commercial break either, that's just our footage, right, 976 00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:05.079 So it was probably more like forty minutes into the 977 00:49:05.079 --> 00:49:07.239 show before there's an entrance music for a match. Yeah, 978 00:49:07.280 --> 00:49:08.000 it's pretty nuts. 979 00:49:08.239 --> 00:49:11.320 I mean, legendary deal. I remember, I don't know why. 980 00:49:11.440 --> 00:49:14.119 I think forever in my brain the line was it 981 00:49:14.239 --> 00:49:17.079 was me Austin, not it's just it's. 982 00:49:16.960 --> 00:49:20.000 Me, Oh right, sure, yeah, it was me Austin. I 983 00:49:20.039 --> 00:49:23.079 thought that's what it was. Not it's me Austin, it's 984 00:49:23.119 --> 00:49:27.480 me all along at shun of a bitch. That's fucking awesome. 985 00:49:27.599 --> 00:49:30.679 Yeah, that's legendary, great deal all around there. I mean, 986 00:49:31.079 --> 00:49:32.880 you know, I don't who knows what this was actually 987 00:49:32.920 --> 00:49:34.920 supposed to be, or if it was always supposed to 988 00:49:34.960 --> 00:49:37.000 be this, or what the deal was here, but uh, 989 00:49:37.480 --> 00:49:38.880 legendary promo nonetheless. 990 00:49:39.199 --> 00:49:40.840 I mean, they built this whole thing just to get 991 00:49:40.880 --> 00:49:42.880 Steve Austin more over and it worked, you know it. 992 00:49:43.639 --> 00:49:45.599 How fucking could it not? I mean, this guy is 993 00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:46.599 molten hot. 994 00:49:46.920 --> 00:49:50.199 I mean they're building entire shows around this guy. You know. 995 00:49:50.320 --> 00:49:54.000 It's like, man, that's such a dedication, Like that's such 996 00:49:54.119 --> 00:49:57.239 like we have we just have it here and like 997 00:49:57.239 --> 00:49:59.760 we're not gonna let this go type of situation, you know, 998 00:49:59.840 --> 00:50:02.360 and like you definitely don't get that anymore. Like the 999 00:50:02.599 --> 00:50:05.119 entire show. I mean, this guy's coming out. He he's 1000 00:50:05.480 --> 00:50:09.000 every segment hit stunners on literally everybody on the entire 1001 00:50:09.079 --> 00:50:12.800 fucking show. Like that's crazy, man, Like that is nuts. 1002 00:50:13.039 --> 00:50:15.960 No, it's pretty fucking sick. Yeah, and like it's deserved. 1003 00:50:16.000 --> 00:50:17.639 I mean there's nobody that's touching this guy. 1004 00:50:17.920 --> 00:50:19.719 No, man, he's one of the best ever. Yeah, Like 1005 00:50:19.760 --> 00:50:23.079 that's so sick, Like he got that push and it 1006 00:50:23.159 --> 00:50:24.599 was simply because he's just the. 1007 00:50:24.519 --> 00:50:28.199 Man right, Like he fit the role perfectly. Like you 1008 00:50:28.199 --> 00:50:30.360 could come up with a million things for this guy. 1009 00:50:30.480 --> 00:50:32.159 Like if you didn't get hurt, he probably would have 1010 00:50:32.159 --> 00:50:33.079 fucking went even longer. 1011 00:50:36.320 --> 00:50:38.559 Well, the WWF Slam of the Week is brought to 1012 00:50:38.599 --> 00:50:39.840 you by Ice Breakers. 1013 00:50:39.960 --> 00:50:44.039 Gum hm no intense mouth freshening gum get that gum, 1014 00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:45.119 You stinky bastard. 1015 00:50:45.599 --> 00:50:48.639 Xpot goes for the Bronco buster on Bradshaw Here but 1016 00:50:48.840 --> 00:50:51.320 Shane puts a chair in the corner and Xpot goes 1017 00:50:51.360 --> 00:50:52.320 headfirst into it. 1018 00:50:52.559 --> 00:50:54.559 They did that pretty well actually, Like Shane stands on 1019 00:50:54.599 --> 00:50:57.079 the stairs and drops the chair in front of the corner, 1020 00:50:57.079 --> 00:51:00.199 so Xpot like doesn't see it until last second rings 1021 00:51:00.239 --> 00:51:01.920 himself with a chair. Was that on raw? 1022 00:51:02.400 --> 00:51:04.840 I don't know what show it was on, but I 1023 00:51:04.920 --> 00:51:08.480 thought he was gonna do the chair the other way 1024 00:51:08.800 --> 00:51:10.880 and it goes into his dick and balls. 1025 00:51:12.599 --> 00:51:13.639 I like sideways. 1026 00:51:14.119 --> 00:51:15.920 Yeah right, Oh that. 1027 00:51:15.880 --> 00:51:18.920 Would have been gnarly. Instead he brained them. It was cool. 1028 00:51:19.000 --> 00:51:22.519 I liked it, but damn the dick and ball shot, dude. 1029 00:51:22.320 --> 00:51:24.519 That would have been fucking sick. Bradshawn fruit win the 1030 00:51:24.559 --> 00:51:28.000 tag titles because Shane fucking nuts shots fuck with a chair. 1031 00:51:28.360 --> 00:51:32.440 Yeah, so he gets x POC, Kane chases off Shane. Uh. 1032 00:51:32.480 --> 00:51:34.679 This leaves Bradshaw on the ring with x POC. He 1033 00:51:34.760 --> 00:51:36.639 hits the clothes line from hell and they win the 1034 00:51:36.679 --> 00:51:37.320 tag titles. 1035 00:51:37.480 --> 00:51:39.639 Let's fucking go. I mean, we could talk about how 1036 00:51:39.760 --> 00:51:42.239 sick the Accolytes are all day. I'm super I'm super 1037 00:51:42.280 --> 00:51:42.760 down for this. 1038 00:51:43.159 --> 00:51:46.519 We are now backstage here Linda and Stephanie. Thanks Steve, 1039 00:51:46.559 --> 00:51:50.440 Austin for becoming CEO and they give him his first 1040 00:51:50.440 --> 00:51:51.239 corporate gift. 1041 00:51:51.679 --> 00:51:54.639 Linda does more human sentences. I fucking this is awesome, 1042 00:51:55.039 --> 00:51:58.519 she tries. Stephanie and I are so delighted and we 1043 00:51:58.599 --> 00:51:59.960 have a corporate gift tree you. 1044 00:52:00.440 --> 00:52:02.760 I would also like to remind you, Steve Austin, that 1045 00:52:02.960 --> 00:52:05.239 me and Stephanie McMahon are human. 1046 00:52:05.800 --> 00:52:08.199 I didn't question that, Linda, I didn't question that one bit. 1047 00:52:08.719 --> 00:52:09.880 That delights me to hear that. 1048 00:52:10.400 --> 00:52:14.199 So you want to say that in a haiku. 1049 00:52:15.719 --> 00:52:17.280 I would like you to open your gifts. 1050 00:52:17.360 --> 00:52:18.880 Oh, okay, I could do that. I could do this 1051 00:52:18.920 --> 00:52:21.920 first chory. I like that. It's a little heavy. Mine 1052 00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:23.239 are usually full of papers. 1053 00:52:24.880 --> 00:52:32.320 Okay, all right, dude, like, holly fuck man, here's the gift. 1054 00:52:33.280 --> 00:52:33.480 Now. 1055 00:52:33.880 --> 00:52:36.960 The gift is kind of heavy because my briefcase is 1056 00:52:37.000 --> 00:52:39.840 usually full of paper, all right, which is what you 1057 00:52:39.880 --> 00:52:40.760 put in a briefcase. 1058 00:52:40.840 --> 00:52:42.599 That's a little descriptive, Linda, I think I know what 1059 00:52:42.639 --> 00:52:43.679 a fucking briefcase is. 1060 00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:47.440 Guy, talk to me like I'm an asshole. I apologize. 1061 00:52:47.480 --> 00:52:48.639 That is not what I was trying to do. 1062 00:52:49.079 --> 00:52:52.800 I carry these to work. A briefcase, by definition, is 1063 00:52:52.840 --> 00:52:55.599 something you used for work. Do you understand, Steve. 1064 00:52:56.320 --> 00:52:58.960 I work here, Steve, and what I do with this 1065 00:52:59.039 --> 00:53:01.519 briefcase is fill it with paper to take it to 1066 00:53:01.559 --> 00:53:01.960 my job. 1067 00:53:02.360 --> 00:53:05.079 This is my daughter, Stephanie. That's why her last name 1068 00:53:05.280 --> 00:53:05.840 is McMahon. 1069 00:53:08.519 --> 00:53:10.840 What's going on? This is crazy? 1070 00:53:11.000 --> 00:53:12.000 What God damn vowel. 1071 00:53:12.280 --> 00:53:13.840 It's just fucking ridiculous. 1072 00:53:14.079 --> 00:53:16.920 He looks at the camera. I'm not a fucking miracle worker. 1073 00:53:17.239 --> 00:53:23.400 Like not everything could work. So Austin opens up the 1074 00:53:23.400 --> 00:53:26.960 briefcase and it's a briefcasse full of beer, and Austin's 1075 00:53:26.960 --> 00:53:29.599 fucking happy. Oh, you guys are too much. He opens 1076 00:53:29.679 --> 00:53:34.880 up a beer and immediately gives it to step He 1077 00:53:34.920 --> 00:53:37.280 gives on to Linda, and he says, I got fifty percent. 1078 00:53:37.320 --> 00:53:40.000 We can do whatever we want, but make sure, you know, 1079 00:53:40.119 --> 00:53:42.480 damn sure, I'm gonna make Vince's life a living hell. 1080 00:53:42.639 --> 00:53:45.039 And that's the bottom line. Wow, Steve, that is a 1081 00:53:45.079 --> 00:53:46.280 great catchphrase that you have. 1082 00:53:50.280 --> 00:53:52.159 That is the perfect way to in this segment. 1083 00:53:52.199 --> 00:53:56.960 Steve, thank you, I too have a catchphrase, Steve, Good evening. 1084 00:54:00.079 --> 00:54:02.519 Turns to the fucking camera and stairs right at it. 1085 00:54:02.719 --> 00:54:15.320 Good Evening, this segment, Steve, Okay, what dal's happening here? 1086 00:54:17.719 --> 00:54:19.320 So now it's time for a match. 1087 00:54:19.639 --> 00:54:25.079 Yo, finally tag title match too. Like, this is fucking exciting. 1088 00:54:25.480 --> 00:54:29.400 I am too excited for a professional wrestling match. Linda, 1089 00:54:34.000 --> 00:54:35.760 The Brood versus the Acolytes. 1090 00:54:36.079 --> 00:54:38.639 I also like how the Brood cuts promos. 1091 00:54:38.880 --> 00:54:44.559 They have a real semblance of friendship. Bradshaw's finish is 1092 00:54:44.559 --> 00:54:45.519 the clothesline from Hell. 1093 00:54:47.360 --> 00:54:49.320 She's on a headset, like doing the lines for j 1094 00:54:49.480 --> 00:54:49.880 arn King. 1095 00:54:50.719 --> 00:54:53.280 Holy shit, was talking to you right now? 1096 00:54:55.119 --> 00:54:55.719 Good evening? 1097 00:54:56.800 --> 00:55:01.679 Oh watch Lenda, Lenda, she couldn't see. 1098 00:55:01.400 --> 00:55:03.119 You can't see me as I am talking to you 1099 00:55:03.159 --> 00:55:05.039 through a headset. I don't. 1100 00:55:05.119 --> 00:55:06.760 I don't need to talk to her all night, right, 1101 00:55:06.800 --> 00:55:10.920 I just pleasant, ras, Who are you talking to? I'm sorry, Linda, 1102 00:55:11.280 --> 00:55:16.719 apologize for what I've done. So we have the Brood 1103 00:55:16.840 --> 00:55:20.920 versus the Acolytes WWF tag title match here on Heat. 1104 00:55:21.000 --> 00:55:24.000 Last night, the Brude and the Acolytes fought on the ramp. 1105 00:55:24.239 --> 00:55:26.400 The lights went out, and when they came back on, 1106 00:55:26.760 --> 00:55:28.360 the Acolytes were bloodbath. 1107 00:55:28.639 --> 00:55:30.760 Got their ass blood bath. What a great gimmick. I 1108 00:55:30.800 --> 00:55:31.480 actually love that. 1109 00:55:31.840 --> 00:55:34.239 Yeah, they were still calling it blood bath here. That's cool. 1110 00:55:34.440 --> 00:55:37.199 Yeah, I'll take that. Not the Red Viscous liquid. 1111 00:55:37.920 --> 00:55:39.960 They were covered in that red viscous liquid. 1112 00:55:40.639 --> 00:55:41.519 That was a Linda thing. 1113 00:55:42.920 --> 00:55:45.159 I just said it would sound way better if it 1114 00:55:45.199 --> 00:55:46.400 was red viscus liquid. 1115 00:55:46.599 --> 00:55:48.559 Well, I guess it's your fucking money in company. I 1116 00:55:48.559 --> 00:55:49.079 guess I do. 1117 00:55:49.679 --> 00:55:52.559 So the Acolytes make their entrance here. The Brude of 1118 00:55:52.559 --> 00:55:54.159 course make their entrance, also. 1119 00:55:54.079 --> 00:55:56.239 Sick as fuck in the flames, and I love by 1120 00:55:56.239 --> 00:55:57.880 the way, I don't know if you noticed this, and 1121 00:55:57.880 --> 00:55:59.639 I don't know if I called onto this until years 1122 00:55:59.679 --> 00:56:02.880 later when any anytime brood matches starts end, Like after 1123 00:56:02.880 --> 00:56:05.639 they do that entrance, you very obviously can hear the 1124 00:56:05.639 --> 00:56:07.840 fire extinguishers of the staff putting out the fire on 1125 00:56:07.880 --> 00:56:08.360 the stage. 1126 00:56:08.719 --> 00:56:10.960 Dude. Yeah, actually, what was cool here is the Brude 1127 00:56:11.000 --> 00:56:13.719 make their entrance, the Acolytes walk to the ring. They 1128 00:56:13.800 --> 00:56:16.639 start kicking the Brude's ass, but the fucking fire is 1129 00:56:16.679 --> 00:56:17.760 still going on back there. 1130 00:56:18.639 --> 00:56:20.320 Shuh shit. 1131 00:56:20.960 --> 00:56:23.440 So Bradshaw takes Edge over to the timekeeper table for 1132 00:56:23.480 --> 00:56:26.119 Root kicks gang Girl's ass in the ring, and then 1133 00:56:26.159 --> 00:56:28.719 they set up for the tag match, and they set 1134 00:56:28.800 --> 00:56:30.920 up top right, bottom left. 1135 00:56:31.119 --> 00:56:34.480 Dude, this fucking tilted me so bad. I thought it 1136 00:56:34.519 --> 00:56:37.079 was just like so they get like Bradshaw gets into 1137 00:56:37.079 --> 00:56:38.920 a corner, and I thought he was just feeding in 1138 00:56:39.199 --> 00:56:40.920 for Faruk to throw Edge into his boot and then 1139 00:56:40.920 --> 00:56:43.360 then we're gonna fix it until I see the wide 1140 00:56:43.360 --> 00:56:46.079 shot and I see gangrel his bottom left. Where the 1141 00:56:46.119 --> 00:56:48.360 fuck do you guys think you work? Come on, guys, 1142 00:56:48.400 --> 00:56:51.679 we do this every week like like, that's that really. 1143 00:56:51.760 --> 00:56:53.079 Top left bottom right? 1144 00:56:53.360 --> 00:56:55.599 That tilted me really bad for some reason. 1145 00:56:56.119 --> 00:56:58.840 So as jumps off the second rope here, Bradshaw catches 1146 00:56:58.920 --> 00:57:01.079 him into a fallaway slo. 1147 00:57:01.199 --> 00:57:04.000 I mean he fucking throws him too. I love that, 1148 00:57:04.280 --> 00:57:07.840 and uh Jay r on commentary gets really flustered. Trying 1149 00:57:07.840 --> 00:57:11.360 to advertise the next town. He says, Ron Dobeyov's gonna 1150 00:57:11.360 --> 00:57:14.400 be returning after three years to the Westchester County Center. 1151 00:57:14.599 --> 00:57:18.599 Tickets going show this Saturday at uh west Chester at 1152 00:57:18.639 --> 00:57:22.000 the what at the west Chester? He's at the Westchester 1153 00:57:22.079 --> 00:57:25.239 County Uh Shanner, It's at the fucking box office. Fetch 1154 00:57:25.679 --> 00:57:30.760 trying to say shit, all right, I want to see 1155 00:57:30.760 --> 00:57:31.920 you doing this, shay you fuck you? 1156 00:57:32.440 --> 00:57:34.360 So for Ruke comes in, he hits Edge with the 1157 00:57:34.400 --> 00:57:35.519 fuck you spinebuster. 1158 00:57:35.719 --> 00:57:38.000 Oh my god, he stuffs the funk out of him. 1159 00:57:38.079 --> 00:57:39.840 Edges like early on his career that he could take 1160 00:57:39.880 --> 00:57:40.199 one of those. 1161 00:57:40.280 --> 00:57:42.679 Still Edge gets to Gangrel for the tag here they 1162 00:57:42.719 --> 00:57:45.679 take over on the Acolytes. But wait a minute, that's 1163 00:57:45.719 --> 00:57:47.199 Michael Hayes and the Hardy Boys. 1164 00:57:47.320 --> 00:57:49.719 Holy shit, and they all look cool, especially Michael Hayes. 1165 00:57:49.960 --> 00:57:51.559 Yeah that shirt looks great, dude. 1166 00:57:51.599 --> 00:57:53.639 Yeah, him and his cane, like this is fucking a 1167 00:57:53.719 --> 00:57:54.280 great look. 1168 00:57:55.039 --> 00:57:57.800 Throws a line at Gangrel Gang Grel Ducks and he 1169 00:57:57.920 --> 00:58:00.000 runs straight into the clothesline from him. 1170 00:58:00.320 --> 00:58:02.480 That is a great sequence, dude. I love that. 1171 00:58:02.679 --> 00:58:04.599 Yeah, me too. I thought that was a great finish year. 1172 00:58:04.880 --> 00:58:06.440 I don't know how often they do that, but like 1173 00:58:06.519 --> 00:58:08.920 I love, I mean anyway Bradshawk can get into the 1174 00:58:08.920 --> 00:58:11.079 clothesline from Hella's sake, but I mean he threw this 1175 00:58:11.199 --> 00:58:14.559 Sukka killed him. Got the win here, and then immediately 1176 00:58:14.639 --> 00:58:17.000 the Hardy's and Michael Hayes start kicking Christian's ass on 1177 00:58:17.039 --> 00:58:18.119 the fucking ring side. 1178 00:58:18.280 --> 00:58:20.639 Yeah, it's like they waited for the bell, right. 1179 00:58:20.639 --> 00:58:22.639 They could have beat his ass like during the match 1180 00:58:22.679 --> 00:58:25.440 and got a distraction spot in, but instead they had 1181 00:58:25.440 --> 00:58:28.280 the honor of upholding the tag title match, which I respect. 1182 00:58:28.519 --> 00:58:29.800 And then they whooped Christian's ass. 1183 00:58:29.840 --> 00:58:32.719 After Yeah, the Hardy Boys and Michael Hayes take Christian 1184 00:58:32.719 --> 00:58:35.079 from ringside and start kicking his ass up the ramp 1185 00:58:35.079 --> 00:58:38.599 here Edge comes in. He spears Jeff from behind all 1186 00:58:38.920 --> 00:58:39.960 he just goes for it. 1187 00:58:40.000 --> 00:58:42.480 Man, dude tackles Jeff like that. I don't know if 1188 00:58:42.519 --> 00:58:44.599 Jeff saw it coming, because Jeff falls kind of crazy. 1189 00:58:45.320 --> 00:58:48.079 Well, backstage, the Union is walking. 1190 00:58:48.079 --> 00:58:51.639 Thank god, thank god. He needed to know what the 1191 00:58:51.760 --> 00:58:54.320 Union as to fucking say here. Also, by the way, 1192 00:58:54.920 --> 00:58:56.719 they're going over the matches again. They show them Nicole 1193 00:58:56.760 --> 00:58:59.519 basson Deborah match graphic the Lions unmatch. They show a 1194 00:58:59.519 --> 00:59:01.840 shot of the line then and Jay says and all 1195 00:59:01.880 --> 00:59:04.559 show the cash match. The Rock has a cash on 1196 00:59:04.559 --> 00:59:06.639 his arm and Triple h is gonna have to put 1197 00:59:06.639 --> 00:59:07.480 a cash on his leg. 1198 00:59:08.159 --> 00:59:09.559 That's stupid. 1199 00:59:12.480 --> 00:59:15.960 And also totally Cane and Mankind are in the front row. 1200 00:59:16.440 --> 00:59:18.039 Wait what Yeah. 1201 00:59:17.880 --> 00:59:20.639 Canaan Mankind's masks they're they're in the front row. They 1202 00:59:20.679 --> 00:59:24.000 show a shot of can and Mankind. Yeah, it's the 1203 00:59:24.039 --> 00:59:31.400 medstream posse and there's big sweaters and yeah, holy dude, 1204 00:59:31.480 --> 00:59:33.360 because it's legitmate, Like, they don't make. 1205 00:59:33.320 --> 00:59:36.719 Mentions, Rodney like with the autphit on, dude, Yes. 1206 00:59:36.599 --> 00:59:38.599 Hold on, let me see. Did I screenshot this? Dude? 1207 00:59:38.639 --> 00:59:41.440 It's fucking so funny because commentary doesn't sell it because 1208 00:59:41.440 --> 00:59:42.960 it's like just supposed to be like a crowd shot 1209 00:59:43.000 --> 00:59:45.480 of the crowd being fired up, and it's goddamn Rodney 1210 00:59:45.719 --> 00:59:48.679 fucking beat Guess firing up as canaan mankind. 1211 00:59:49.440 --> 00:59:51.840 Dude, I did not see that. That's funny as hell. 1212 00:59:52.400 --> 01:00:01.199 Here, holy dude, front road canean min cut with the hair. 1213 01:00:01.639 --> 01:00:03.800 Yeah right, it's fucking the real deal. 1214 01:00:04.199 --> 01:00:06.320 The guy beside it was like, holy shit, is awesome 1215 01:00:07.320 --> 01:00:07.679 on TV. 1216 01:00:07.840 --> 01:00:09.559 Yeah, they don't give a shit. I don't know who 1217 01:00:09.599 --> 01:00:10.440 these guys are. 1218 01:00:11.280 --> 01:00:13.159 That's Kaye make with that air right there. 1219 01:00:13.480 --> 01:00:15.719 I just love that they had to wear the sweater vests. 1220 01:00:16.039 --> 01:00:18.199 Dude, that is awesome. Yeah, they didn't put a jacket 1221 01:00:18.199 --> 01:00:22.000 over him for nothing. That's just two fans right there. 1222 01:00:22.039 --> 01:00:23.199 They love this business. 1223 01:00:23.760 --> 01:00:25.679 That's probably they called him back. Two fans are going 1224 01:00:25.760 --> 01:00:26.320 to be in the match. 1225 01:00:26.880 --> 01:00:29.239 We get a shot from outside the arena here, the 1226 01:00:29.280 --> 01:00:32.480 old North churches out there, and Jim Ross tells us 1227 01:00:32.519 --> 01:00:34.760 that's where Paul Revere tried to tell us the British 1228 01:00:34.760 --> 01:00:35.440 are coming. 1229 01:00:35.480 --> 01:00:37.920 Who gets a fuck about that? 1230 01:00:38.480 --> 01:00:43.639 What the hell a bitch stupid? Yeah? I love Jerry 1231 01:00:43.679 --> 01:00:46.599 Lawler says, who cares about Paul Revere visiting me? It 1232 01:00:46.639 --> 01:00:47.639 was the higher power? 1233 01:00:51.360 --> 01:00:55.920 Okay, Kang Like Jesus Christ, super Soaker proudly presents the 1234 01:00:56.000 --> 01:00:59.199 nineteen ninety nine King of the Ring in Greensboro, North Carolina. 1235 01:00:59.719 --> 01:01:03.440 Oh okay, not bad. I like we a fan of Greensboro. 1236 01:01:03.559 --> 01:01:05.360 I'm also a fan of the super Soaker. I love 1237 01:01:05.400 --> 01:01:06.159 those fucking. 1238 01:01:05.960 --> 01:01:10.079 Things, dude. Super Soaker changed everything. If you were born 1239 01:01:10.199 --> 01:01:12.320 after the creation of the super Soaker, when they started 1240 01:01:12.320 --> 01:01:16.280 getting hot, like you understand, like they're wont shit like this, man, 1241 01:01:16.360 --> 01:01:17.360 this changed the game. 1242 01:01:17.840 --> 01:01:20.960 Like pumping that fucking thing until it was full power 1243 01:01:21.000 --> 01:01:22.639 and then blasting it at the back of your buddy's 1244 01:01:22.639 --> 01:01:24.119 head was all I fucking live for. 1245 01:01:24.639 --> 01:01:28.159 Charge it, pump it, soak it. Yeah. 1246 01:01:28.239 --> 01:01:30.039 Then it kept They made it even stronger. 1247 01:01:30.360 --> 01:01:32.800 I mean they started creating some crazy shit, dude. I 1248 01:01:32.840 --> 01:01:35.039 mean like there used to be gatling guns and shit. 1249 01:01:35.159 --> 01:01:36.559 You could get all types of stuff. 1250 01:01:36.599 --> 01:01:40.360 Dude. Okay, I'm gonna say I'm a machine gun. Yeah yeah, yeah. 1251 01:01:40.400 --> 01:01:42.960 So now it's time for the Union town Hall. 1252 01:01:43.559 --> 01:01:49.400 Union turning in and this is their sick Themes song. BRN. 1253 01:01:50.320 --> 01:01:52.679 We all like this and they're all here, well except 1254 01:01:52.679 --> 01:01:55.199 for Mick Foley, but the rest of them are here, right. 1255 01:01:55.239 --> 01:01:58.679 Jam Rock and Big Show and Tester here, Uh, Shane 1256 01:01:58.719 --> 01:02:00.960 and Vince are watching backstay just Shane gets ready for 1257 01:02:00.960 --> 01:02:04.239 his handicap match and Michael Cole's in the ring because 1258 01:02:04.280 --> 01:02:06.840 we needed more talks eggs on this fucking show. I 1259 01:02:06.880 --> 01:02:09.519 couldn't believe it. I was like, Wow, this is fucking insane. 1260 01:02:09.639 --> 01:02:11.599 Michael Cole's here to do the mean Jean stuff. 1261 01:02:11.679 --> 01:02:13.599 Yeah, yeah, and I'll tell you know, I'll take that. 1262 01:02:13.639 --> 01:02:15.960 It's just fuck. I'm talked out. So Cole says, you 1263 01:02:16.000 --> 01:02:17.880 heard the new CEO of this company, Stone Cold Steve 1264 01:02:17.880 --> 01:02:19.920 Austin say, you guys have a blank check? How are 1265 01:02:19.920 --> 01:02:21.400 you gonna fill it out? Who do you want to 1266 01:02:21.400 --> 01:02:25.519 match up with? Tonight's on Raw and Big Show cuts 1267 01:02:25.519 --> 01:02:27.280 the best promo of all the guys here, Dude. 1268 01:02:27.320 --> 01:02:30.199 I gotta say I love Big Show promo. Guy, like, 1269 01:02:30.239 --> 01:02:32.760 we've watched a few from this time period with the Union, Yeah, 1270 01:02:32.920 --> 01:02:35.159 Big Shows. Like he's really trying to position himself. He's like, 1271 01:02:35.159 --> 01:02:36.960 if I can show you do a good promo, like 1272 01:02:37.000 --> 01:02:38.679 I can really get myself out there, Like I can 1273 01:02:38.760 --> 01:02:40.320 really be a top guy and I could do some shit, 1274 01:02:40.400 --> 01:02:42.960 you know. Big show starts it off, Yo, shout out Stone, 1275 01:02:42.960 --> 01:02:44.719 call Steve Austin. First off, I. 1276 01:02:44.639 --> 01:02:47.159 Love Stone called I love that guy, dude. Yeah, tough 1277 01:02:47.239 --> 01:02:50.199 s ob and like, I fucked this guy heavy. Also Undertaker, 1278 01:02:50.559 --> 01:02:51.880 I want to beat the fuck out of you. Are 1279 01:02:51.920 --> 01:02:52.440 you serious? 1280 01:02:52.599 --> 01:02:56.199 Like you got a title and I want and I didn't. 1281 01:02:56.239 --> 01:02:59.239 I didn't understand his references at first until they replayed 1282 01:02:59.239 --> 01:03:01.400 what happened to him him. So like we're like a 1283 01:03:01.480 --> 01:03:03.880 couple of weeks after take Er hit Show in the 1284 01:03:03.880 --> 01:03:05.000 head with a baseball bat. 1285 01:03:05.079 --> 01:03:07.639 Dude, he obliterated him with that bat too, dude. 1286 01:03:07.760 --> 01:03:10.079 Yeah, went to town. It was a fucking Louisville slugger, 1287 01:03:10.159 --> 01:03:12.119 Like he cracked his dome with that and show and 1288 01:03:12.159 --> 01:03:14.280 this promo says it's gonna be me and you. You 1289 01:03:14.280 --> 01:03:17.400 want to play hardball, well slugger tonight, You're gonna get 1290 01:03:17.440 --> 01:03:20.199 your wish. So that's why he said that. Oh there 1291 01:03:20.199 --> 01:03:23.039 it is, Yeah, and Vincent Shanner backstage, and Vince looks 1292 01:03:23.039 --> 01:03:26.280 at Shain and says, the hell is this? We we 1293 01:03:26.400 --> 01:03:33.360 give you the union from last Big Show talking now 1294 01:03:33.400 --> 01:03:37.119 Big Show fires up, will be showtime. You're gonna put 1295 01:03:37.119 --> 01:03:39.679 that tunne online. I'm gonna grab you by the neck, 1296 01:03:39.880 --> 01:03:43.199 lift you in there, and I will Joe slip you two. 1297 01:03:44.880 --> 01:03:48.280 I'm fucking I'm all for it, dude. I'm fucking super 1298 01:03:48.360 --> 01:03:50.280 down with fire up promo, Big Show. 1299 01:03:50.599 --> 01:03:54.440 Oh yes, it will be showtime. Come on, he's got 1300 01:03:54.440 --> 01:03:55.559 some stuff here. I like that. 1301 01:03:55.960 --> 01:03:58.719 So Ken Shermrock's turn, and he says, first thing I 1302 01:03:58.760 --> 01:04:00.480 want to do is you know, I want to shit. 1303 01:04:00.519 --> 01:04:02.159 I want to give a shout out to mcfoley. Shit, 1304 01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:06.280 happy birthday. Yeah man, he's got a busted up leg. 1305 01:04:06.719 --> 01:04:08.760 So Shamrock says that him and Jeff Jarar were supposed 1306 01:04:08.760 --> 01:04:10.320 to step in the lines. Then that okay, So I 1307 01:04:10.400 --> 01:04:12.559 was confused the first Yeah, I was like, am I 1308 01:04:12.639 --> 01:04:15.079 fucking making this up? Stone Cold didn't know or care 1309 01:04:15.119 --> 01:04:18.119 that Shermrock had a match already, and like they're just 1310 01:04:18.119 --> 01:04:20.760 gonna fucking move on, like this is an announced match. 1311 01:04:20.800 --> 01:04:23.280 But no, Shamrock does say him and Jared supposed have 1312 01:04:23.320 --> 01:04:25.159 a match, but I don't want to have that fucking 1313 01:04:25.199 --> 01:04:25.920 match anymore. 1314 01:04:26.480 --> 01:04:29.400 If I had a choice, it's not facing Jeff Jerrard tonight. 1315 01:04:29.519 --> 01:04:31.920 Yeah, I want to face stop guys. Uh so I 1316 01:04:31.960 --> 01:04:34.760 want to fucking go after Vince book Van, the higher 1317 01:04:34.760 --> 01:04:36.800 power himself. He says, so higher power again. 1318 01:04:36.679 --> 01:04:39.119 By the way, Yeah, so it's higher power here, greater 1319 01:04:39.199 --> 01:04:40.400 power earlier. It don't matter. 1320 01:04:40.639 --> 01:04:43.360 Nope, does not matter. And they show Vince backstage his 1321 01:04:43.440 --> 01:04:44.880 eyes are bugging out of his head. 1322 01:04:45.119 --> 01:04:46.280 He does the golf reaction. 1323 01:04:46.559 --> 01:04:49.400 Yes, dude, like he's fucking great at selling this ship. Dude, 1324 01:04:49.559 --> 01:04:51.400 Shamrock says, Vince, I want to take you on a 1325 01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:53.400 little stroll back in time. There was a time where 1326 01:04:53.400 --> 01:04:55.360 you were crying and begging for help, and who was 1327 01:04:55.360 --> 01:04:57.119 there to help you? It was me, Vince. I was 1328 01:04:57.119 --> 01:04:58.519 the one who stood by you. I was the one 1329 01:04:58.559 --> 01:05:00.639 who found your daughter, and you w embarrassed me. He 1330 01:05:00.719 --> 01:05:03.119 humiliated me tonight. I want to want you to look 1331 01:05:03.159 --> 01:05:05.280 over there. There's a fence over there with a cage 1332 01:05:05.280 --> 01:05:09.039 around it, and Matt's Vince. You used me and tonight 1333 01:05:09.039 --> 01:05:12.360 in the lions Den, I'm gonna abuse you. Not a 1334 01:05:12.400 --> 01:05:15.440 bad deal. I actually thought this was this was a 1335 01:05:15.559 --> 01:05:18.000 big show first in Shamrock, and now it's time for 1336 01:05:18.039 --> 01:05:21.039 test to fucking bring it home and Test he's the 1337 01:05:21.079 --> 01:05:24.480 third promo here. We've talked about this a lot. Stone 1338 01:05:24.559 --> 01:05:27.320 Cold talked about it, They've talked about it on commentary, 1339 01:05:27.639 --> 01:05:31.159 his two teammates have all talked about it. And the 1340 01:05:31.199 --> 01:05:34.239 first thing Test says is, let me get this straight. 1341 01:05:34.800 --> 01:05:36.519 I believe Stone Cold said we can have a matchup 1342 01:05:36.519 --> 01:05:42.880 with whoever we want. Yes, dude, yes, fuck yes. I mean, like, 1343 01:05:43.280 --> 01:05:47.239 where the fuck have you been? Well? I really would 1344 01:05:47.280 --> 01:05:48.800 like to date Stephanie. Are you. 1345 01:05:50.960 --> 01:05:52.679 Out of your fucking mind? 1346 01:05:53.039 --> 01:05:57.679 Are you crazy? Are you fucking crazy? Man? What the fuck? 1347 01:05:57.880 --> 01:06:01.559 Good? So I heard what Steve Austin said, but I'm 1348 01:06:01.599 --> 01:06:03.400 just gonna do whatever I want. So here's what we're 1349 01:06:03.440 --> 01:06:06.920 gonna do. I'll tell you right now. I was like 1350 01:06:07.480 --> 01:06:09.639 half listening for a minute there, Like when I was 1351 01:06:09.679 --> 01:06:13.760 watching this, I thought he caught out Stephanie McMahon for 1352 01:06:13.800 --> 01:06:14.360 a match. 1353 01:06:15.639 --> 01:06:17.480 I mean, that's what they fucking kind of say, like 1354 01:06:17.719 --> 01:06:20.360 Shane's flipping out back safety says, what was that? 1355 01:06:21.119 --> 01:06:22.519 What hell is this? 1356 01:06:23.320 --> 01:06:26.239 Shane says? Austin said, a match, And I don't know 1357 01:06:26.320 --> 01:06:30.079 what Vince thought Shane said, or like if there was 1358 01:06:30.119 --> 01:06:32.480 another line Shane was supposed to say that, get up 1359 01:06:32.519 --> 01:06:35.599 Vince and Vince had an autopilot because Shane says, Austin 1360 01:06:35.639 --> 01:06:38.880 said a match, and Vince looks over to him and says, 1361 01:06:38.920 --> 01:06:46.320 some damn wrestler. What you talking about it? 1362 01:06:46.840 --> 01:06:47.800 That's not what he said. 1363 01:06:49.079 --> 01:06:49.840 What's going on? 1364 01:06:51.880 --> 01:06:54.280 So? Yeah, Stephanie comes to the ring and then Tess. 1365 01:06:54.119 --> 01:06:58.519 Hits the rope and he did shit. Stephanie McMahon, you, 1366 01:07:03.239 --> 01:07:06.199 I mean, holy funk, that would have been crazy. Stephanie 1367 01:07:06.199 --> 01:07:07.880 Man hits the ring in the test. 1368 01:07:09.280 --> 01:07:14.599 Oh my god, show looks at testa does the cutthroat taunt. 1369 01:07:16.880 --> 01:07:19.400 But no, man, Test, Test wants to have a date 1370 01:07:19.440 --> 01:07:19.920 with Stephanie. 1371 01:07:19.960 --> 01:07:23.000 Me man. Yeah, so Test says, I know all Vino 1372 01:07:23.119 --> 01:07:25.880 and Shane O. You know, they don't want you being 1373 01:07:25.920 --> 01:07:28.199 a wrestler. They should have cut to the back. What 1374 01:07:28.239 --> 01:07:30.920 the fuck did he just say? Vino? 1375 01:07:31.480 --> 01:07:32.639 Who is that? 1376 01:07:34.719 --> 01:07:37.559 Take me to the side of the pitch this kind 1377 01:07:37.559 --> 01:07:43.719 of come from? And Vince Blake's at the screen, who's that? So? Yeah, 1378 01:07:43.800 --> 01:07:45.960 Test ask her own day and she says, I'd love to, 1379 01:07:46.280 --> 01:07:49.159 and it cuts to Vincent Shane. Shane is flipping out, 1380 01:07:49.480 --> 01:07:53.519 what the hell? Jacking around? Vince has putting his hands 1381 01:07:53.519 --> 01:07:55.679 on his head like it's the worst thing to ever happened. Yeah. 1382 01:07:55.800 --> 01:07:58.480 I loved Vince and Shane's reactions here to that. 1383 01:07:58.920 --> 01:08:00.199 It's very cute. 1384 01:08:00.159 --> 01:08:02.440 To see Test ask Stephaniel on a date. 1385 01:08:02.880 --> 01:08:04.840 Yeah not it could have not been cute though. 1386 01:08:05.480 --> 01:08:08.840 So backstage, doctor Franz swap of tit is putting a 1387 01:08:08.880 --> 01:08:09.920 cast on Triple H. 1388 01:08:10.159 --> 01:08:10.360 Dude. 1389 01:08:10.400 --> 01:08:12.320 Yeah, Triple H is pissed. Hey it's too tight. He 1390 01:08:12.360 --> 01:08:14.559 pushes him down. He's fucking punching him in head. Hey, 1391 01:08:14.960 --> 01:08:16.560 not gonna fucking motherfucker. 1392 01:08:16.760 --> 01:08:18.439 He's really putting that cast on there too. 1393 01:08:18.760 --> 01:08:19.880 He says, it's gotta be tight. 1394 01:08:20.159 --> 01:08:21.880 I love the idea of the cast match. I think 1395 01:08:21.920 --> 01:08:22.720 that's very funny. 1396 01:08:22.920 --> 01:08:25.399 I mean as a punishment deal. Fuck yeah, Like Triple 1397 01:08:25.399 --> 01:08:27.399 Ah broke this dude's arm. Now you gotta feel the 1398 01:08:27.439 --> 01:08:28.520 wrath put that cast on. 1399 01:08:29.199 --> 01:08:32.760 So now it's time for XPOC and Kane versus Shane McMahon. 1400 01:08:33.319 --> 01:08:35.520 Just so everyone knows we're so deep into the show, 1401 01:08:35.560 --> 01:08:37.560 we're now in the war Zone with match number two. 1402 01:08:38.279 --> 01:08:41.439 Yeah that's nuts, Doctor Franz swap of Tit was just 1403 01:08:41.479 --> 01:08:43.039 on here and now we got the second match. 1404 01:08:45.159 --> 01:08:48.479 Yeah, Warzone time, baby Handicap match xpot. 1405 01:08:48.199 --> 01:08:50.920 Comes out here, he's got the Pyrokine comes out here. 1406 01:08:50.920 --> 01:08:53.640 They're do separate entrances. Kane does the fire in the 1407 01:08:53.680 --> 01:08:55.600 corner and x poc points to him at the same 1408 01:08:55.640 --> 01:08:57.199 time the pyro goes off. That was cool. 1409 01:08:57.359 --> 01:08:59.800 Love that. That is fucking sick. Takes the knee. Yeah, 1410 01:08:59.800 --> 01:09:01.039 I mean great duo. 1411 01:09:01.119 --> 01:09:04.000 Here it shows Shane fucking these guys over again last week. 1412 01:09:04.039 --> 01:09:06.399 And then Shane McMann comes out of course. 1413 01:09:06.600 --> 01:09:13.800 Chance Chance, Yeah, he's in the Nike Tribe jacket. 1414 01:09:14.039 --> 01:09:16.079 Yeah. He comes out looking like Kane that one time 1415 01:09:16.119 --> 01:09:17.520 when he showed up with a tracksuit on. 1416 01:09:17.600 --> 01:09:19.880 Oh my god, DNA test Kane. 1417 01:09:20.039 --> 01:09:21.479 That ship was nuts looking, man. 1418 01:09:21.640 --> 01:09:24.079 Yeah, that is fucking insane. Why did he do that? 1419 01:09:24.079 --> 01:09:26.239 That's an all time Kane look for me. He never 1420 01:09:26.520 --> 01:09:27.279 in a video game. 1421 01:09:27.319 --> 01:09:30.720 You know, someone definitely made it after we talked about 1422 01:09:30.720 --> 01:09:31.279 it last time. 1423 01:09:31.439 --> 01:09:32.159 That's awesome. 1424 01:09:32.479 --> 01:09:33.159 Yeah. 1425 01:09:33.399 --> 01:09:37.239 Xbox tells Shane, hey, man, go ahead, punch me, punch 1426 01:09:37.319 --> 01:09:41.439 me in the fucking face. So Shane smacks the shit 1427 01:09:41.520 --> 01:09:42.039 out of him. 1428 01:09:42.279 --> 01:09:44.439 Dude, he smacks the dog shit out of him, and 1429 01:09:44.479 --> 01:09:48.319 he fucking starts lighting him up until Xbox fires back and. 1430 01:09:48.239 --> 01:09:50.560 He goes to the Bronco buster. I thought that was funny. 1431 01:09:50.680 --> 01:09:53.359 Dude, he stomps him out. He's stomping out the boy Wonder. 1432 01:09:53.399 --> 01:09:55.319 He's going for that Bronco buster and he goes for it, 1433 01:09:55.319 --> 01:09:55.840 but Shane. 1434 01:09:55.680 --> 01:09:56.920 Powders the boy Wonder. 1435 01:09:57.159 --> 01:09:57.239 Me. 1436 01:09:59.560 --> 01:10:02.359 Yeah, so Shane Powder, Shane, you run straightened the cane. 1437 01:10:02.760 --> 01:10:04.840 He turns around. X Pock is right there and hits 1438 01:10:04.880 --> 01:10:05.760 him with the spin kick. 1439 01:10:06.239 --> 01:10:08.760 Dude. He annihilates them that with that kick, Dude, he 1440 01:10:08.840 --> 01:10:10.439 wipes him out on the floor. That's awesome. 1441 01:10:10.720 --> 01:10:13.920 But wait a minute. Two guys are here with hair. 1442 01:10:14.560 --> 01:10:17.439 Holy fuck, it's canan mankind. Why are they attacking Xbox? 1443 01:10:17.479 --> 01:10:18.119 Holy fuck? 1444 01:10:18.760 --> 01:10:23.199 Holy shit? Two canes? Why the hell they wear the 1445 01:10:23.279 --> 01:10:26.119 cane mask in the cane seventy yeah? 1446 01:10:26.119 --> 01:10:27.960 Why was it a double mankind? I guess maybe they 1447 01:10:27.960 --> 01:10:30.000 were trying to, like say, hey, we got both these 1448 01:10:30.039 --> 01:10:30.479 on sale. 1449 01:10:30.800 --> 01:10:33.960 This shit cracked me up crazy, like. I love that 1450 01:10:34.079 --> 01:10:36.960 JR didn't automatically know it's Theme Street Posse. Who wears 1451 01:10:37.000 --> 01:10:37.840 clothes like this. 1452 01:10:39.520 --> 01:10:42.960 It's the entire Posse outfit, just with mask on and 1453 01:10:43.039 --> 01:10:47.920 k and JR. Says hush, two fans, that ain't right. 1454 01:10:50.319 --> 01:10:54.239 I love that hesitation. We got two fans that ain't right. 1455 01:10:55.680 --> 01:10:59.000 And then yeah, dude, they fucking annihilate x POC. Then 1456 01:10:59.039 --> 01:11:01.079 they go in the ring and attack Kane and then 1457 01:11:01.359 --> 01:11:04.600 all three of them Shane and the fucking canan mankind Powder. 1458 01:11:05.000 --> 01:11:07.239 The Mean Street Passe is one of the greatest gimmicks 1459 01:11:07.239 --> 01:11:09.960 of all time. This dude's name is Pete Gas. 1460 01:11:10.960 --> 01:11:13.920 I mean, and Peak aass and his boy just Rodney. 1461 01:11:14.359 --> 01:11:17.359 Rodney and Pete Gas are here and they're kicking ex 1462 01:11:17.560 --> 01:11:20.039 pocket Kane's ass Like that's so funny to me. 1463 01:11:20.840 --> 01:11:22.920 I mean, they are a great henchman man. I love that. 1464 01:11:23.319 --> 01:11:25.119 Pete Gas might be one of the best names of 1465 01:11:25.159 --> 01:11:29.760 all time. Joey abs Pete Gas and Joey abs. 1466 01:11:29.399 --> 01:11:31.600 Dude and Peak Gas Finisher is sick as fuck too. 1467 01:11:31.720 --> 01:11:32.920 The gas mask. 1468 01:11:33.119 --> 01:11:36.079 Rodney no last name, Like, holy fuck. 1469 01:11:36.720 --> 01:11:38.479 We just know him as Rodney, so. 1470 01:11:38.520 --> 01:11:41.319 Keane goes to choke slam Shane here, but they stop him. 1471 01:11:41.359 --> 01:11:44.640 He falls down. The Mean Street posse go up to 1472 01:11:44.720 --> 01:11:48.640 the ramp. They take the mass off. My golly, fuck, 1473 01:11:48.920 --> 01:11:49.840 it's pet Gasser. 1474 01:11:50.000 --> 01:11:52.920 Rodney did it being funny or Jar says well, two 1475 01:11:53.039 --> 01:11:54.079 fans just took their mask. 1476 01:11:55.199 --> 01:11:57.399 Who the hell is that show? 1477 01:11:57.439 --> 01:12:00.000 Don't really need help, motherfucker's. 1478 01:12:02.279 --> 01:12:04.239 So, yeah, they get on the ramp here, they take 1479 01:12:04.319 --> 01:12:07.359 the mass off, and then Patterson and Brisco come down 1480 01:12:07.399 --> 01:12:08.520 and start kicking their ass. 1481 01:12:08.760 --> 01:12:10.760 I love that that was the rivalry because I think 1482 01:12:10.840 --> 01:12:13.680 the Posse had just lost, like the loser leaves deal. 1483 01:12:14.000 --> 01:12:16.439 I mean, it's the perfect rivalry for these guys. Patterson 1484 01:12:16.520 --> 01:12:18.840 and Brisco is like just fucking stooges. That all of 1485 01:12:18.880 --> 01:12:21.359 them are stooges and they're all fighting each other. Yeah, 1486 01:12:21.399 --> 01:12:21.920 it just works. 1487 01:12:22.159 --> 01:12:24.039 So they come out and start whooping their ass. Man. 1488 01:12:24.119 --> 01:12:25.640 I mean they were really giving it to the Posse. 1489 01:12:25.760 --> 01:12:28.079 I bet they were fucking giving them fucking potatoes too. 1490 01:12:28.439 --> 01:12:29.960 Yeah, I mean they throw them both in the ring. 1491 01:12:30.119 --> 01:12:34.279 Kane choke Slam's Rodney, Xbox Spin kicks peak Gas. I 1492 01:12:34.319 --> 01:12:35.520 mean like they're giving them the work. 1493 01:12:35.800 --> 01:12:38.920 Dude, Okay, this is so awesome. They are, like you said, 1494 01:12:39.000 --> 01:12:42.600 choke Slam and fucking roundhouse kick. Kane is dragging Rodney 1495 01:12:42.600 --> 01:12:45.720 into the corner. But like the segment was supposed to 1496 01:12:45.720 --> 01:12:49.079 be done, like Xbox Music hits, Kane and XBOK are 1497 01:12:49.079 --> 01:12:51.439 getting no shit in. No, We're not done. We are 1498 01:12:51.680 --> 01:12:55.039 not done, dude. Xbox does the Bronco Buster, and I 1499 01:12:55.119 --> 01:12:57.840 was like, oh, that's probably it. Caine says, I'm not 1500 01:12:58.239 --> 01:13:01.760 done dooms to Peak Gas, dude. 1501 01:13:01.800 --> 01:13:04.039 The tombstit on Peak Gas was awesome too. 1502 01:13:04.560 --> 01:13:07.359 Yeah, man, he fucking went for Xbox Music is playing 1503 01:13:07.399 --> 01:13:11.039 this whole time. The Stooges are doing all of Hogan's 1504 01:13:11.079 --> 01:13:12.319 taunts at the top of the ramp. 1505 01:13:12.640 --> 01:13:14.640 I love that they had the Stooges doing Hogan's taunts. 1506 01:13:14.640 --> 01:13:15.600 Always thought that was funny. 1507 01:13:15.760 --> 01:13:17.319 Yeah, that's fucking great. 1508 01:13:20.560 --> 01:13:24.119 The rock is backstage, he's walking with a big arm cast. 1509 01:13:24.479 --> 01:13:27.239 And Triple H is limping backstage with the big ass 1510 01:13:27.319 --> 01:13:29.039 cast on his leg and he's fucking He's like, how 1511 01:13:29.079 --> 01:13:30.840 am I gonna wrestle on this? Dude? 1512 01:13:30.880 --> 01:13:32.840 I love Triple H walking out the door with the 1513 01:13:32.920 --> 01:13:35.279 big leg cast on, Like that was so funny. 1514 01:13:35.399 --> 01:13:36.560 It's like he's gonna fall over. 1515 01:13:37.359 --> 01:13:37.680 I Uh. 1516 01:13:37.840 --> 01:13:40.039 By the way, I want to say a lot of 1517 01:13:40.119 --> 01:13:42.840 talking on this show, not one rock promo. 1518 01:13:43.319 --> 01:13:46.039 Oh yeah, you're right. It was a really stone Cold 1519 01:13:46.119 --> 01:13:47.399 centric episode. 1520 01:13:47.079 --> 01:13:49.760 So yeah, that's true. But I not even like the 1521 01:13:49.840 --> 01:13:52.640 pre match rock like on the corner cut, like talking 1522 01:13:52.640 --> 01:13:54.800 shit about Triple Ah's nose or something. For a second, 1523 01:13:54.880 --> 01:13:55.680 like we got nothing. 1524 01:13:56.199 --> 01:13:58.399 Well, buddy, al Snow still has a match the rock 1525 01:13:58.479 --> 01:13:59.640 k cut up promo right now? 1526 01:14:00.119 --> 01:14:02.800 How are their matches that were unannounced that I see 1527 01:14:02.880 --> 01:14:05.039 on this show? By the way, Like they announced matches 1528 01:14:05.119 --> 01:14:08.119 and booked more and somehow there's more on top of that. 1529 01:14:08.680 --> 01:14:11.439 Yeah, yeah, I didn't expect that, to be honest, No, 1530 01:14:11.760 --> 01:14:12.600 how much they. 1531 01:14:12.520 --> 01:14:14.359 Don't have a lot of fucking time. But then I 1532 01:14:14.439 --> 01:14:17.319 remember the matches don't need a lot of time. Yeah, yeah, 1533 01:14:17.479 --> 01:14:18.000 fuck me. 1534 01:14:18.439 --> 01:14:21.439 So we go backstage. Michael Cole is here with WWF 1535 01:14:21.520 --> 01:14:25.239 Women's Champion Deborah and she says she's not having the 1536 01:14:25.319 --> 01:14:26.640 match that was scheduled tonight. 1537 01:14:27.159 --> 01:14:29.560 Holy fucking shit, buddy, are you kidding me? Dever, Like 1538 01:14:29.640 --> 01:14:31.319 that's what col should have said. Are you fucking serious? 1539 01:14:33.319 --> 01:14:34.840 Why the fuck do we even announce matches? 1540 01:14:35.000 --> 01:14:36.840 Like why am I even interviewing you? We're really wasting 1541 01:14:36.880 --> 01:14:38.960 on everybody's fucking time here, aren't we. He says a 1542 01:14:39.000 --> 01:14:40.239 lot of people thought it was a fluke that you 1543 01:14:40.279 --> 01:14:42.600 won this title, and tonight you're the underdog again when 1544 01:14:42.640 --> 01:14:45.119 you take on the Cold Bass. There definitely won't be 1545 01:14:45.199 --> 01:14:46.319 a women's title match tonight. 1546 01:14:47.840 --> 01:14:48.680 What what. 1547 01:14:50.720 --> 01:14:53.039 Because I believe I do have thirty days to defend 1548 01:14:53.079 --> 01:14:55.880 my title, so I think I'm opting to pass on 1549 01:14:55.960 --> 01:14:58.520 this tonight. You can just do that. You can just 1550 01:14:58.560 --> 01:15:00.439 fucking say no, Yeah. 1551 01:15:00.239 --> 01:15:03.479 The champion can't decline matches, right they came to the UFC. 1552 01:15:04.159 --> 01:15:07.119 Sure, fuck yeah, I guess that's true. But if Miss 1553 01:15:07.239 --> 01:15:09.760 Nicole wants to compete tonight, then I think we should 1554 01:15:09.760 --> 01:15:12.840 do it Debra style. That could be, that could be 1555 01:15:12.880 --> 01:15:13.560 fucking anything. 1556 01:15:13.680 --> 01:15:17.039 Man, what does that mean, Deborah? 1557 01:15:17.279 --> 01:15:21.000 I think we should have a contest, maybe a bikini contest. 1558 01:15:21.439 --> 01:15:25.840 Crowd pops. They're super into the puppies. If Miss Nicole wins, 1559 01:15:26.239 --> 01:15:28.920 I'll give her a shot next week on Raw. But 1560 01:15:29.039 --> 01:15:32.159 if I win, well, she needs to leave my puppies alone, 1561 01:15:33.239 --> 01:15:37.520 right ah, oh my god. 1562 01:15:37.720 --> 01:15:39.239 Last matches hooray. 1563 01:15:40.239 --> 01:15:42.439 So now it's time for the Rock versus Triple H 1564 01:15:42.600 --> 01:15:47.000 cast match. This feels like the most studio wrestling territory 1565 01:15:47.079 --> 01:15:49.439 deal of all time. And yes, and honestly, dude, I'm 1566 01:15:49.479 --> 01:15:50.279 kind of in love with it. 1567 01:15:50.600 --> 01:15:54.600 Yeah, Like I I don't know if I was really 1568 01:15:54.680 --> 01:15:56.199 bothered by that this went short. 1569 01:15:56.600 --> 01:15:58.479 No, I think it should have went short. That's exactly 1570 01:15:58.520 --> 01:15:59.720 how this match should have went I. 1571 01:15:59.760 --> 01:16:01.560 Think I would have been okay with maybe one or 1572 01:16:01.600 --> 01:16:04.159 two more like Triple H having to fucking figure out 1573 01:16:04.199 --> 01:16:06.279 how to work with his leg deals and then we 1574 01:16:06.399 --> 01:16:08.720 go into the finish, because I think there's only one. 1575 01:16:09.279 --> 01:16:11.039 But like, I was fine with this deal. 1576 01:16:11.439 --> 01:16:13.239 I think Triple AZ probably could have just lost the 1577 01:16:13.279 --> 01:16:13.760 fucking match. 1578 01:16:13.800 --> 01:16:15.880 I gotta be honest with that's you know what, that's 1579 01:16:16.119 --> 01:16:16.720 you know also, and. 1580 01:16:16.720 --> 01:16:19.000 Then you could have done everything afterwards. But yeah, I thought, 1581 01:16:19.079 --> 01:16:20.960 you know, Tripleize could just fucking lost the match. 1582 01:16:21.119 --> 01:16:24.079 Yeah that's fair. So, yeah, Triple H comes out here. 1583 01:16:24.760 --> 01:16:27.279 I'd be remiss to not mention how sick his theme 1584 01:16:27.359 --> 01:16:27.960 song is, by. 1585 01:16:27.880 --> 01:16:30.199 The way, that's right, Yeah, higher brain pattern. 1586 01:16:30.119 --> 01:16:32.600 Sick as fuck. I love this. I love the entrance. 1587 01:16:32.640 --> 01:16:34.159 I love the deal and like it's the same thing. 1588 01:16:34.199 --> 01:16:36.800 It's the same lighting and everything, same song, like you know, 1589 01:16:37.159 --> 01:16:39.720 assumed to be same entrance and he is like practically 1590 01:16:39.760 --> 01:16:41.640 falling off the stage because of this big guess cast 1591 01:16:41.680 --> 01:16:42.079 on his leg. 1592 01:16:42.439 --> 01:16:44.399 I love that he came out with the water still, 1593 01:16:44.600 --> 01:16:46.359 Like that was so good. He's coming out here with 1594 01:16:46.479 --> 01:16:49.199 his big ass cast. He like almost trips on the 1595 01:16:49.239 --> 01:16:52.439 fucking ray up. Yeah, spills the water like that was awesome. 1596 01:16:52.880 --> 01:16:55.880 So last week Triples destroyed Mankind's knee with a sledgehammer. 1597 01:16:56.279 --> 01:16:58.439 Obviously he did damage through Rock's arm as well. So 1598 01:16:58.520 --> 01:17:01.199 that's what brought us here. And there's a funny deal 1599 01:17:01.279 --> 01:17:03.479 here as the Rock is going to make his entrance here, 1600 01:17:03.479 --> 01:17:05.720 so Triple It's still making his entrance. And j R 1601 01:17:05.840 --> 01:17:10.159 says mcfoley's undergoing hydro therapy for his surgically repaired knee, 1602 01:17:10.640 --> 01:17:11.600 and Lola says. 1603 01:17:11.880 --> 01:17:12.640 Hydro therapy? 1604 01:17:13.199 --> 01:17:17.600 What is that? A sponge bath? And then Rock's music hits. 1605 01:17:18.239 --> 01:17:23.319 There's silence. You know if you smell, Yes, you smell? 1606 01:17:23.479 --> 01:17:25.279 I was gonna do if you but it is you smell. 1607 01:17:25.800 --> 01:17:33.000 Rock comes out, huge pop silence from commentary hydro therapy, there's. 1608 01:17:34.800 --> 01:17:37.319 It doesn't matter. The Rock is out here for God's sake. 1609 01:17:37.479 --> 01:17:39.439 Happy birthday, make Foley can't wait to have you back. 1610 01:17:41.399 --> 01:17:43.439 Don't worry about this guy, dude, and. 1611 01:17:43.600 --> 01:17:46.760 I forgot about this part too. So JR says he's 1612 01:17:46.760 --> 01:17:48.840 talking about the cast match, and he says, you've been 1613 01:17:48.880 --> 01:17:50.359 around a lot longer than me, Kang, have you ever 1614 01:17:50.439 --> 01:17:53.079 heard of a cast match been around longer than you? 1615 01:17:53.880 --> 01:17:57.000 You are? You are around with colonl Sanders was a. 1616 01:17:57.199 --> 01:18:01.520 Private Oh they fuck okay. 1617 01:18:01.720 --> 01:18:04.119 Like I'm just trying to fucking do I'm just trying 1618 01:18:04.159 --> 01:18:06.880 to do the job here, Like what the fuck we. 1619 01:18:06.960 --> 01:18:08.880 Get started with the match here? Triple H and the 1620 01:18:08.960 --> 01:18:11.880 Rock start by throwing hands until Triple Ah trips over 1621 01:18:11.960 --> 01:18:13.319 his leg, which I thought was great. 1622 01:18:13.520 --> 01:18:16.000 That is fucking awesome, Like that's all this match need 1623 01:18:16.119 --> 01:18:18.079 is the Rock giving him shit and Triple A's struggling 1624 01:18:18.159 --> 01:18:19.000 to just stand up. 1625 01:18:19.279 --> 01:18:21.039 Yeah, I would have loved a lot more that. I 1626 01:18:21.119 --> 01:18:23.079 think there was a lot more to do with this match, 1627 01:18:23.600 --> 01:18:26.239 like especially with like the cast step and all that stuff, 1628 01:18:26.520 --> 01:18:28.560 and like I said, if Triple Ah just took the 1629 01:18:28.640 --> 01:18:30.720 fucking pit here, Like, I think there was a lot 1630 01:18:30.800 --> 01:18:32.159 more to this they could have done. They kind of 1631 01:18:32.239 --> 01:18:34.079 just kind of they did the tripping thing and then 1632 01:18:34.239 --> 01:18:35.960 Rock kind of hits a DDT and grabs a chair 1633 01:18:35.960 --> 01:18:37.239 when we go to the finish type of thing. 1634 01:18:37.359 --> 01:18:39.319 Yeah, like this could have used a couple more like 1635 01:18:39.840 --> 01:18:42.560 trip like maybe China trips Rock and Triple H can't 1636 01:18:42.600 --> 01:18:44.319 take advantage of it like he usually. 1637 01:18:44.119 --> 01:18:47.279 Would, like like I mean it's began, it is begging 1638 01:18:47.359 --> 01:18:50.479 for Triple H stuge spots with the fucking star like. 1639 01:18:50.600 --> 01:18:52.119 And he's great at stooging. 1640 01:18:52.960 --> 01:18:55.119 So rockets a DDT here on Triple H and then 1641 01:18:55.199 --> 01:18:58.159 powers to grab a chair. Rockets Triple H in the 1642 01:18:58.199 --> 01:19:00.159 back of the chair and then hits the rock box. 1643 01:19:00.119 --> 01:19:03.840 Them j I guess there's no dy Q in a 1644 01:19:03.920 --> 01:19:04.479 cash match. 1645 01:19:06.079 --> 01:19:07.840 Fuck it, it don't matter. 1646 01:19:08.079 --> 01:19:10.760 Yeah, dude, he fucking rock bottoms, puts the chair on 1647 01:19:10.800 --> 01:19:14.520 Triple H's face, goes for the people's elbow. The Undertaker, 1648 01:19:14.680 --> 01:19:16.399 like a bat out of hell is here. Somehow he 1649 01:19:16.479 --> 01:19:20.680 fucking no clips in goozles rock choke slam. Now it's 1650 01:19:20.720 --> 01:19:21.119 a d Q. 1651 01:19:21.680 --> 01:19:23.840 I did like how like to the point the Rock 1652 01:19:24.079 --> 01:19:26.920 was the like that ship did kind of made me laugh, 1653 01:19:27.039 --> 01:19:29.600 Like the Rock comes in, Triple A's got this fucking 1654 01:19:29.640 --> 01:19:31.520 huge thing. Was like he could have sucked around with 1655 01:19:31.560 --> 01:19:33.880 this guy forever, right, Like he really could have if 1656 01:19:33.920 --> 01:19:36.319 you wanted to. But then Rock just hits him in 1657 01:19:36.359 --> 01:19:38.439 the back with a chair and hits the rock bottom 1658 01:19:38.640 --> 01:19:44.800 and he says, ah, fuck it that shit happy diet, 1659 01:19:44.920 --> 01:19:45.600 Good God. 1660 01:19:45.600 --> 01:19:47.079 I'm getting my ship in. 1661 01:19:48.800 --> 01:19:49.640 That's funny, man. 1662 01:19:50.399 --> 01:19:52.880 I mean again, the story, you know, it's just the 1663 01:19:53.000 --> 01:19:54.720 Rock was out for revenge and he was in a 1664 01:19:54.760 --> 01:19:56.560 spot to fucking get it, and he got it until 1665 01:19:56.720 --> 01:19:57.960 Undertaker cames and thwarts that. 1666 01:19:58.159 --> 01:20:00.520 You know, yeah, but like Rock could have a promo 1667 01:20:00.680 --> 01:20:05.039 and fu guy a little bit, that's too much. 1668 01:20:05.439 --> 01:20:06.319 Let's cut all that out. 1669 01:20:07.279 --> 01:20:10.880 So Undertaker man he comes in straight up ends the 1670 01:20:11.000 --> 01:20:13.199 Rocks whole shit see him punk style. 1671 01:20:13.399 --> 01:20:16.840 Dude, Dude a goosele out of the rock Bottom choke 1672 01:20:16.960 --> 01:20:19.000 slam Tombstone on the chair. 1673 01:20:19.600 --> 01:20:22.039 Yeah, man, Tombstone on the chair was brutal, looked awes 1674 01:20:22.199 --> 01:20:22.359 like that. 1675 01:20:22.600 --> 01:20:24.399 Yeah, I like that a lot. He saw Caine doing. 1676 01:20:24.479 --> 01:20:25.600 He said, I got one better. 1677 01:20:25.920 --> 01:20:29.000 Big Show runs down here. Uh, Taker powders of course 1678 01:20:29.079 --> 01:20:31.039 he don't want to work from the Union's Big Show. 1679 01:20:31.399 --> 01:20:33.399 Dude. I was like wow, because I thought that was 1680 01:20:33.680 --> 01:20:36.199 gonna be like East you segue into the Taker Big 1681 01:20:36.239 --> 01:20:39.000 Show match here, but Big Show ran down in the jeans, 1682 01:20:39.199 --> 01:20:40.439 I said, okay, never mind. 1683 01:20:40.720 --> 01:20:44.600 Taker Triple H with the cast still on and China 1684 01:20:44.680 --> 01:20:46.640 all head to the back and Big Show follows him 1685 01:20:46.680 --> 01:20:47.039 back there. 1686 01:20:47.319 --> 01:20:50.239 I mean, like you said, if if this wasn't the 1687 01:20:50.359 --> 01:20:54.720 stone cold fucking episode right like, they probably would have 1688 01:20:54.720 --> 01:20:56.560 had more time to do more at Triple A Shenanigans 1689 01:20:56.560 --> 01:20:58.279 like they would have showed him doing more stuff throughout 1690 01:20:58.279 --> 01:20:59.920 the night with the fucking cast on his leg. 1691 01:21:00.800 --> 01:21:02.680 Deborah's backstage, she's walking. 1692 01:21:03.079 --> 01:21:06.159 Oh, I gotta judge this. I mean, I'm volunteering my services. 1693 01:21:06.600 --> 01:21:08.560 Why don't you just shit your ash down for real? 1694 01:21:09.239 --> 01:21:11.800 Ship my ass, We're. 1695 01:21:11.680 --> 01:21:16.800 Just shipt in your own ash WWF dot com dot 1696 01:21:16.880 --> 01:21:23.520 com WWF dot com Hello ladies, because stone COLDE said so. 1697 01:21:25.279 --> 01:21:30.039 No world, that was the frequency for it only fuck yeah, 1698 01:21:30.079 --> 01:21:33.199 you're right, America online keyword WWF. 1699 01:21:33.359 --> 01:21:36.119 Raw is war is brought to you by Castro, gt X, 1700 01:21:36.279 --> 01:21:41.720 drive Hard, I'm driving and chef boy r d over 1701 01:21:41.800 --> 01:21:43.000 stuff BF Ravioli. 1702 01:21:43.439 --> 01:21:45.199 Dude, I could go for that's that right now? 1703 01:21:45.720 --> 01:21:47.319 That ship? So it does sound good. I got be 1704 01:21:47.359 --> 01:21:47.800 honest with you. 1705 01:21:47.920 --> 01:21:52.439 Fuck man oversto, dude, like holy shit, piping hot like, 1706 01:21:52.640 --> 01:21:53.000 let's go. 1707 01:21:53.640 --> 01:21:56.760 It's always piping hot is pissing me off. It's always 1708 01:21:56.800 --> 01:21:57.920 exploding in the microwave. 1709 01:21:58.520 --> 01:22:01.159 Okay, I mean getting that ship all over like but 1710 01:22:02.119 --> 01:22:03.479 fucking worth the trouble, dude. 1711 01:22:03.880 --> 01:22:07.039 And of course fram extra guard get a filter for 1712 01:22:07.119 --> 01:22:14.279 your car. Fuck yeah, drive hard. 1713 01:22:21.119 --> 01:22:21.199 No. 1714 01:22:23.840 --> 01:22:26.079 Catch on GTX kit hard. 1715 01:22:27.840 --> 01:22:35.800 I never that's crazy. That changes the whole deal. 1716 01:22:36.199 --> 01:22:38.880 That ship loves I get that. Put the casual gt 1717 01:22:39.079 --> 01:22:41.000 X in your car, you fucking rock card. 1718 01:22:44.039 --> 01:22:48.279 So now it's time for Deborah versus Nicole Bass bikini contest. 1719 01:22:48.680 --> 01:22:54.399 Ah, it's like I gotta go, I gotta go. It's 1720 01:22:54.479 --> 01:23:03.159 like Fred Durta, Joey Lawla, youm my favorite mother fucker. 1721 01:23:04.479 --> 01:23:05.000 I told you. 1722 01:23:07.840 --> 01:23:07.880 So. 1723 01:23:08.079 --> 01:23:10.159 Nicole Bass comes out, she has a tron too. I 1724 01:23:10.239 --> 01:23:11.159 don't remember this at all. 1725 01:23:11.319 --> 01:23:12.800 Yeah, she's getting a big push. I mean she was 1726 01:23:12.880 --> 01:23:15.079 on the pay per view, she's on the TV show here. 1727 01:23:15.359 --> 01:23:19.199 Yeah, she comes out with Valvenus and uh, Deborah comes out, 1728 01:23:19.199 --> 01:23:22.359 of course with Jeff Jarrett and Lawla is in the ring. 1729 01:23:22.439 --> 01:23:24.840 He says, all right, let's get the rules straight. It's 1730 01:23:24.840 --> 01:23:27.239 a bikini contest. When I say, each of you are 1731 01:23:27.319 --> 01:23:32.000 gonna basically this robe, We're gonna let all these fine 1732 01:23:32.000 --> 01:23:34.800 people decide who the winner is. And Deborah, of course 1733 01:23:34.840 --> 01:23:37.920 the WF champion is not a WF champion match says 1734 01:23:38.159 --> 01:23:40.800 Nicole can go first. So Nicole Bass goes first. She 1735 01:23:40.840 --> 01:23:42.840 takes off a robe. She's in a bikini. She's in 1736 01:23:42.960 --> 01:23:44.720 fucking insane shape. Yeah. 1737 01:23:44.840 --> 01:23:47.640 She does a side chest pose here that looks awesome, dude, 1738 01:23:47.680 --> 01:23:50.840 her legs are nuts. Yeah, she's super in shape. 1739 01:23:51.079 --> 01:23:53.439 Yeah, this is like fucking crazy man. Yeah, I was 1740 01:23:53.479 --> 01:23:56.479 like super impressed by her her whole look here, and 1741 01:23:56.600 --> 01:24:00.439 Lawler says, that's too, I'm impressed. Wow. Anyway, so Deborah 1742 01:24:00.439 --> 01:24:02.680 starts to undress you showing up for a bikini. Laller 1743 01:24:02.800 --> 01:24:07.000 on the mic goes, woo woo. So Lalla says, okay, 1744 01:24:07.239 --> 01:24:09.680 we're gonna do a little judging. Let's hear it for 1745 01:24:10.439 --> 01:24:14.279 Nicole bas The crowd booths, of course, just fucking set 1746 01:24:14.319 --> 01:24:14.560 her up. 1747 01:24:14.840 --> 01:24:16.039 Alright, let's hear for Deborah. 1748 01:24:16.720 --> 01:24:20.439 The crowd cheers. I mean, Lawler even fucking blows the 1749 01:24:20.640 --> 01:24:23.479 end of this. He goes over and he says, I 1750 01:24:23.560 --> 01:24:24.640 gotta say it was close. 1751 01:24:25.000 --> 01:24:25.640 What the winner? 1752 01:24:25.960 --> 01:24:28.000 He grabs Deborah's arm and raises it up. 1753 01:24:28.640 --> 01:24:29.319 Is Nicole. 1754 01:24:33.039 --> 01:24:37.920 Holy fucking shit, cag you had one job, dishes fucking. 1755 01:24:38.159 --> 01:24:42.720 Shined up for the job. You stood up, suck you 1756 01:24:42.840 --> 01:24:43.479 fucked it up. 1757 01:24:44.079 --> 01:24:47.560 Like you should fucking go away for real, for real. 1758 01:24:48.000 --> 01:24:49.279 Oh I'm sorry, Deborah. 1759 01:24:49.439 --> 01:24:53.880 Yes, whooo, Like that's fucking insane. Fucking that up, I 1760 01:24:53.920 --> 01:24:58.039 mean it seriously is insane. Yeah, there's two names. 1761 01:24:59.520 --> 01:25:02.279 You sign for this literally like two minutes ago. 1762 01:25:02.560 --> 01:25:05.119 You probably have worked with Debra for like ten years 1763 01:25:05.159 --> 01:25:08.920 at this fucking point, like, come on. Nicole Bass obviously pissed, 1764 01:25:09.560 --> 01:25:13.000 Valvenus starts going over to Deborah and he's licking his thumb. 1765 01:25:13.479 --> 01:25:18.279 He's fucking trying to rip it, that's what he does. 1766 01:25:18.920 --> 01:25:21.319 And Jeff swats him away and starts pushing him, and 1767 01:25:21.359 --> 01:25:24.640 then Valvenas starts decking Jarrett and he grabs his arms. 1768 01:25:25.239 --> 01:25:27.399 So it is time for Nicole Bass to swing a 1769 01:25:27.479 --> 01:25:31.119 guitar at Jeff Jarrett's head. Now, I don't know what 1770 01:25:31.319 --> 01:25:35.159 happens here. I don't know how this happened here, but 1771 01:25:35.319 --> 01:25:38.720 Nicole Bass swings this guitar and it's almost like it 1772 01:25:38.920 --> 01:25:41.319 broke in mid air. Like what happened here? 1773 01:25:42.000 --> 01:25:45.359 I thought that she hit him with like the edge 1774 01:25:45.399 --> 01:25:48.760 of the guitar, which, man, that probably hurt like shit. 1775 01:25:49.199 --> 01:25:52.760 Yeah, so Jared moves, she hits Valve with the part 1776 01:25:52.840 --> 01:25:55.199 of this guitar. I was at first, I was like, wow, 1777 01:25:55.239 --> 01:25:57.119 she didn't touch him at all, like this just shattered 1778 01:25:57.560 --> 01:26:01.000 until the end part here where the back Valvenus's head 1779 01:26:01.039 --> 01:26:01.960 is leaking blood. 1780 01:26:02.399 --> 01:26:05.199 Yeah, I think that she hit him like with the 1781 01:26:05.399 --> 01:26:07.960 edge of the guitar and it went like around his head. Yeah, 1782 01:26:07.960 --> 01:26:09.199 it was pretty brutal, dude. 1783 01:26:09.239 --> 01:26:11.640 It is a worked guitar, like there's nothing inside of it, 1784 01:26:11.720 --> 01:26:13.079 Like they gun at this thing and made it like 1785 01:26:13.159 --> 01:26:15.359 so it could break super easily and it's still cut. 1786 01:26:15.439 --> 01:26:16.279 This dude's head open. 1787 01:26:16.880 --> 01:26:19.960 Yes, I mean like he's fucking bleeding. You know, she 1788 01:26:20.079 --> 01:26:25.399 hit him with this guitar. He's fucking pissed off, obvious, right, 1789 01:26:25.640 --> 01:26:29.640 Like he's super pissed off here, and uh, Valvenus gets 1790 01:26:29.640 --> 01:26:32.680 in her face and like, as far as I know, 1791 01:26:32.880 --> 01:26:37.159 by the way, like Nicole Bass kissed Valvenus two weeks ago, 1792 01:26:37.319 --> 01:26:39.479 has she been fucking up like really really bad? 1793 01:26:39.840 --> 01:26:43.840 Like so like she must have fucking really cast this 1794 01:26:43.920 --> 01:26:47.479 guy Championship main event matches from how mad he was here. 1795 01:26:47.640 --> 01:26:49.680 He looks super happy to be out here and everything 1796 01:26:49.800 --> 01:26:51.880 like a minute ago. But yeah, apparently he had been 1797 01:26:51.960 --> 01:26:53.720 harbaging like a lot of feelings here. 1798 01:26:54.199 --> 01:26:56.479 Well, when you get hardweight for the guitar, maybe you'd 1799 01:26:56.479 --> 01:26:58.800 be a little bad. I maybe a little understandable. 1800 01:26:59.439 --> 01:27:01.960 Yeah, I mean he stands up and he goes over 1801 01:27:02.039 --> 01:27:05.119 to her and says, you fuck everything up, You screw 1802 01:27:05.399 --> 01:27:08.079 everything up. For me, man, I'm so sick of. 1803 01:27:08.119 --> 01:27:13.439 You, and the Cold Bass says, I could okay, I 1804 01:27:13.520 --> 01:27:16.479 could not believe what I heard here. I like I 1805 01:27:16.560 --> 01:27:19.479 went in a time machine. By the way, dude, no, Mike, 1806 01:27:19.920 --> 01:27:22.720 I thought what I experienced here in the past was 1807 01:27:22.760 --> 01:27:24.760 a one time deal. I didn't realize it was a 1808 01:27:24.960 --> 01:27:26.279 real catch phrase. 1809 01:27:27.279 --> 01:27:29.159 I mean, I thought dyed on a half of man. 1810 01:27:30.600 --> 01:27:32.199 It was not a question. By the way, it is 1811 01:27:32.279 --> 01:27:34.079 not a question. It is a stated fact. What she 1812 01:27:34.199 --> 01:27:35.520 says here, I need that to be known. 1813 01:27:35.840 --> 01:27:40.239 That is a purest statement right there. So Valvina says, 1814 01:27:40.279 --> 01:27:43.439 I'm fucking sick of this man. You're screwing everything up 1815 01:27:43.520 --> 01:27:46.680 for me, and the Cold Bass looks obvious the eyes. 1816 01:27:47.319 --> 01:27:48.439 You got a problem. 1817 01:27:49.960 --> 01:27:50.479 Screw you. 1818 01:27:53.039 --> 01:27:56.119 It's dude, She legit, I swear to god. She says, 1819 01:27:56.359 --> 01:27:58.840 you got a problem. It's not even a question. You're 1820 01:27:58.880 --> 01:27:59.760 not asking you. 1821 01:28:00.000 --> 01:28:01.079 You got a problem. 1822 01:28:04.079 --> 01:28:09.880 Exclamation point you know that. Screw you. I fucking lost 1823 01:28:10.039 --> 01:28:12.680 my mind that you got a problem. Megas a return 1824 01:28:12.840 --> 01:28:15.479 on this fucking show. Dude. I could not believe it. 1825 01:28:15.840 --> 01:28:19.880 You got a problem, you got a problem, you got 1826 01:28:19.960 --> 01:28:20.560 a problem. 1827 01:28:21.720 --> 01:28:25.680 Screw you. Oh he fuck. She leaves. She leaves them 1828 01:28:25.760 --> 01:28:26.279 hind and dry. 1829 01:28:27.319 --> 01:28:30.119 So Shamrock and Vince are getting ready for their match here. 1830 01:28:30.279 --> 01:28:33.159 Vince is doing so by pumping his fists up and down. 1831 01:28:33.199 --> 01:28:35.640 And sher Rock is probably headbunning and punching walls. 1832 01:28:37.039 --> 01:28:40.159 He's eating concrete, like, yeah. 1833 01:28:40.039 --> 01:28:41.439 He's fucking biting bricks. 1834 01:28:41.640 --> 01:28:43.600 He's having big Shit hit him in there with a chair. 1835 01:28:45.439 --> 01:28:47.239 Testa has been running big booting him in the face 1836 01:28:47.279 --> 01:28:48.279 for the past three minutes. 1837 01:28:51.479 --> 01:28:54.680 We have a GTV segment here, no intro to. 1838 01:28:54.760 --> 01:28:56.680 It though, it's just we don't get like the usual 1839 01:28:56.800 --> 01:29:01.199 gtvtgvah yeah, like it's none of that. And it's Jacqueline 1840 01:29:01.239 --> 01:29:04.439 and Terry in a bathroom and Jacqueline's reading a magazine. 1841 01:29:04.439 --> 01:29:07.359 I'm assuming I think it's WWF magazine, and Terry's like, 1842 01:29:07.399 --> 01:29:10.000 there's not one man in this company for us, and 1843 01:29:10.119 --> 01:29:11.600 another girl comes out of the shower. I'm like, what 1844 01:29:11.640 --> 01:29:14.079 the fuck is this? I think it's Ryan Shamrock. 1845 01:29:14.520 --> 01:29:17.640 Oh okay, sure, Ken's deal. Yeah, sister, I think. 1846 01:29:17.800 --> 01:29:20.199 Yeah, that's right. Because they keep saying Ryan, I think 1847 01:29:20.279 --> 01:29:23.119 that's what they were saying, sure okay, And Terry says, 1848 01:29:23.159 --> 01:29:25.039 not one of these guys measures up to me. Look 1849 01:29:25.079 --> 01:29:28.560 at Valvenus classic example, and Ryan Shamrocks is porn star 1850 01:29:29.159 --> 01:29:34.319 one of those special effects. Well shit, Jacqueline says, hey, Ryan, 1851 01:29:34.359 --> 01:29:37.760 what about mister ass? And Ryan says, there's a reason 1852 01:29:37.800 --> 01:29:40.279 they called mister ass. That's because it's all he's has. 1853 01:29:40.920 --> 01:29:43.960 That's right, that's that's the gimmick is he's all ass. 1854 01:29:44.520 --> 01:29:46.600 No brain, no brain, all ass. 1855 01:29:47.199 --> 01:29:48.560 All you need is ass in this life. 1856 01:29:48.920 --> 01:29:52.159 Terry says, I got a big one for you, Dustin, 1857 01:29:52.760 --> 01:29:55.720 And Jacqueline says Dustin and Terry says, yeah, wedding night. 1858 01:29:55.760 --> 01:29:57.199 I had to wave a little wand to get it 1859 01:29:57.319 --> 01:29:59.720 just a poke its head out, I swear, and then 1860 01:29:59.760 --> 01:30:03.920 it goes the scramble vision, which I think because gold 1861 01:30:03.960 --> 01:30:07.319 Dust isn't back yet. And the original rumor was that 1862 01:30:07.399 --> 01:30:09.800 GTV was a gold Dust deal gold Dust TV. Yeah, 1863 01:30:09.840 --> 01:30:12.479 so I think that was like supposed to be like, 1864 01:30:12.560 --> 01:30:14.439 oh he like cut the feed because they started talking 1865 01:30:14.479 --> 01:30:14.920 about him. 1866 01:30:15.279 --> 01:30:16.479 Oh okay, sure, I. 1867 01:30:16.560 --> 01:30:19.479 Think that's what that was. That's that's my inference of that. 1868 01:30:20.600 --> 01:30:23.119 Way too much thought for GTV, and it never got 1869 01:30:23.159 --> 01:30:27.279 that much thought. But really there's no reason to think 1870 01:30:27.319 --> 01:30:29.359 about it because it goes nowhere. There's it's never revealed, 1871 01:30:29.399 --> 01:30:34.720 so it doesn't matter. But I I me every week 1872 01:30:34.840 --> 01:30:36.359 watching heat Meat. 1873 01:30:38.359 --> 01:30:40.319 I thought she said none of the men even measure 1874 01:30:40.439 --> 01:30:41.119 up to meet. 1875 01:30:41.760 --> 01:30:44.800 Oh maybe she did say that. Holy fuck, Dude j R. 1876 01:30:44.880 --> 01:30:46.760 Says well, I wonder who's behind his g TV. That 1877 01:30:46.880 --> 01:30:48.000 was a little embarrassing there. 1878 01:30:48.520 --> 01:30:52.319 It's gold Dust. This stands for gold Dust. 1879 01:30:52.439 --> 01:30:58.960 Watch him fuck hag Okay, that's right. I thought it 1880 01:30:59.039 --> 01:30:59.800 was Tom Green. 1881 01:31:00.079 --> 01:31:02.920 They cut the feet because we talked about, Wow, you. 1882 01:31:02.920 --> 01:31:04.399 Put a lot of thun on into this one, Cad. 1883 01:31:08.000 --> 01:31:08.760 Somebody's got it. 1884 01:31:09.239 --> 01:31:11.960 So now it's time for the Godfather versus Billy Gunn. 1885 01:31:12.000 --> 01:31:13.199 Mister ass, how's that? 1886 01:31:13.640 --> 01:31:18.000 How's that? How's there's more? How's there more matches? There's 1887 01:31:18.000 --> 01:31:19.399 a pleasant even more? 1888 01:31:19.800 --> 01:31:21.840 Yeah, there's even more after this, buddy. 1889 01:31:21.560 --> 01:31:22.279 What the fuck is that? 1890 01:31:22.560 --> 01:31:22.600 Like? 1891 01:31:22.680 --> 01:31:23.399 What is like? 1892 01:31:24.520 --> 01:31:24.720 Not that? 1893 01:31:24.840 --> 01:31:27.399 I don't appreciate it right because they explain why this 1894 01:31:27.520 --> 01:31:29.479 match happens. They show it to you. 1895 01:31:29.560 --> 01:31:32.000 Either have the fucking match or it's time for Vincent 1896 01:31:32.039 --> 01:31:33.840 Man to come out here and cut other promo buddies. 1897 01:31:34.039 --> 01:31:35.640 All right, give me, give me the fucking match. I'll 1898 01:31:35.680 --> 01:31:36.880 take the fucking match. That's fine. 1899 01:31:37.199 --> 01:31:40.520 So Godfather comes out and they cheer for him until 1900 01:31:40.560 --> 01:31:42.399 they realize there are no. 1901 01:31:42.640 --> 01:31:44.079 Hoes, and then they boo. 1902 01:31:44.439 --> 01:31:45.880 They start booing the Godfather. 1903 01:31:46.439 --> 01:31:48.920 I love that angle, dude, that's or gimmick. That's awesome. 1904 01:31:49.359 --> 01:31:52.760 Godfather then points to the stage and all the hose 1905 01:31:52.880 --> 01:31:56.359 come out. Good lord man, Paul Revere did have hose, Like, 1906 01:31:59.279 --> 01:31:59.960 that's what I was saying. 1907 01:32:00.439 --> 01:32:03.359 Fuck him, no hos, Paul. 1908 01:32:07.000 --> 01:32:09.720 So Godfather gets to the ring with the hose. It's 1909 01:32:09.840 --> 01:32:15.119 time once again for everybody to come aboard the whole train. 1910 01:32:16.159 --> 01:32:18.520 Listen to all the true pimps and players in this 1911 01:32:18.640 --> 01:32:22.119 house that knows the Godfather to be pimp and' hose 1912 01:32:23.199 --> 01:32:24.399 nation wide. 1913 01:32:26.119 --> 01:32:30.159 Well, I mean, like for this time period, specifically for 1914 01:32:30.279 --> 01:32:33.920 the year nineteen ninety nine, they could have made this 1915 01:32:34.000 --> 01:32:38.399 guy world champion and everyone has said yes indeed, dude, 1916 01:32:38.720 --> 01:32:42.319 I mean, why the fuck not? Like there was a 1917 01:32:42.560 --> 01:32:46.800 very small period of time where like this is peaking 1918 01:32:47.119 --> 01:32:50.239 at its maximum and it's right fucking now. 1919 01:32:50.680 --> 01:32:53.439 There could be an argument made that there is a 1920 01:32:53.640 --> 01:32:57.279 window where the Godfather and Austin are getting equal pops 1921 01:32:58.399 --> 01:33:01.039 like that. I know it sounds nuts, but it's fucking true. 1922 01:33:01.720 --> 01:33:04.520 When the year turns, why two K happens the computers 1923 01:33:04.560 --> 01:33:05.920 all go down. It's over. 1924 01:33:06.319 --> 01:33:08.359 Yeah, Like there's just a turn of the century deal. 1925 01:33:08.439 --> 01:33:09.640 The next generation is coming up. 1926 01:33:09.720 --> 01:33:12.119 Pimping gets harder, Like, it's not We're not doing it. 1927 01:33:12.319 --> 01:33:14.960 It's not easy anymore. I'm taking a week. I'll get 1928 01:33:14.960 --> 01:33:17.439 a week of Godfather's World Champion and then he loses 1929 01:33:17.479 --> 01:33:20.840 to the Undertaker again or something. Yeah, right, a week. 1930 01:33:21.079 --> 01:33:23.560 I mean, good, God, if the hose all jumped on 1931 01:33:23.680 --> 01:33:27.960 somebody and the Godfather, Like imagine the Godfather hits the 1932 01:33:28.000 --> 01:33:30.039 hoe train in the corner, goes to the pin, and 1933 01:33:30.119 --> 01:33:32.399 then all the hose jump on top of them and 1934 01:33:32.520 --> 01:33:34.920 they pin like Undertaker or something for a. 1935 01:33:34.960 --> 01:33:38.479 Three tripleh just begging to get stewed by Godfather. 1936 01:33:38.720 --> 01:33:40.720 Yeah right, Like that would be fucking awesome. 1937 01:33:40.800 --> 01:33:40.920 Man. 1938 01:33:41.000 --> 01:33:42.319 The crowd would go ape shit. 1939 01:33:42.680 --> 01:33:44.479 I would have loved that. I would have fucking loved that. 1940 01:33:45.279 --> 01:33:48.760 So last night I heat mister as hit Godfather on 1941 01:33:48.840 --> 01:33:50.319 the head with a chair by accident. 1942 01:33:50.840 --> 01:33:52.439 Yeah, he was trying to fuck over the road Dog 1943 01:33:52.520 --> 01:33:55.600 in a King of the Ring qualifier, pretty much exactly 1944 01:33:55.720 --> 01:33:57.760 the same spot that Shane did the expog. 1945 01:33:58.039 --> 01:34:00.479 Dude, He's always trying to fuck over the road dog. 1946 01:34:01.000 --> 01:34:01.199 I know. 1947 01:34:01.399 --> 01:34:04.760 Man, that's his boy. Sometimes, like just fucking stop with 1948 01:34:04.880 --> 01:34:08.720 the food dog. That's all they had. It's either teams 1949 01:34:08.720 --> 01:34:10.239 with the road dog or he fights the road dog. 1950 01:34:10.279 --> 01:34:11.760 They were doing nothing else, Like. 1951 01:34:11.840 --> 01:34:13.399 Yeah, just get him away from the road dog for 1952 01:34:13.520 --> 01:34:15.279 ten seconds. You want to get this guy over right, 1953 01:34:15.479 --> 01:34:16.760 Like get him away for the road dog. 1954 01:34:17.359 --> 01:34:18.520 He's sticking with the dog. 1955 01:34:19.600 --> 01:34:22.000 I love the hard cut here from the recap. 1956 01:34:22.279 --> 01:34:22.479 Yes. 1957 01:34:22.680 --> 01:34:25.600 So it goes from the recap here literal hard cut 1958 01:34:25.720 --> 01:34:28.840 straight to the ramp where Godfather's stomping mister ass out 1959 01:34:28.920 --> 01:34:29.399 on the ramp. 1960 01:34:29.640 --> 01:34:31.920 Dude, he's I could not believe it. Yeah, Like he's 1961 01:34:31.960 --> 01:34:33.520 beating the fuck out of him on the ramp. The 1962 01:34:33.640 --> 01:34:36.720 bell is like going, I'm like, oh fuck, Godfather's about this. 1963 01:34:37.439 --> 01:34:40.319 Yeah, so Godfather, he hits a kick on mister ass here, 1964 01:34:40.399 --> 01:34:42.600 but mister ass fires back with the power slam. 1965 01:34:42.960 --> 01:34:45.000 I need to know. I'm just curious when you write 1966 01:34:45.039 --> 01:34:48.399 this match, you write Godfather, and do you write mister 1967 01:34:48.520 --> 01:34:52.319 as Yeah? Yeah, okay, so I had to. I don't 1968 01:34:52.319 --> 01:34:54.760 mind down even more. I write Godfather, and the rest 1969 01:34:54.800 --> 01:35:00.560 of it I write ass they stripped him of Yeah, no, 1970 01:35:01.039 --> 01:35:04.800 uh pleasantries here I put Godfather sends as off As 1971 01:35:05.000 --> 01:35:05.680 ducks a line. 1972 01:35:08.600 --> 01:35:11.479 So mister As does this suck it talent to the hose. 1973 01:35:12.680 --> 01:35:15.000 Come on, yeah, come on, man, leave the hose alone. 1974 01:35:15.479 --> 01:35:17.159 But then he misses a stinger splash. 1975 01:35:17.640 --> 01:35:20.079 Dude on the commentary by the way, they say, you know, 1976 01:35:20.359 --> 01:35:23.840 Austin says he decreed that if Corporate Ministry, any Corporate 1977 01:35:23.880 --> 01:35:26.520 Ministry members interferreing the Ken Shermrock Vinch Lines and Match 1978 01:35:26.760 --> 01:35:29.840 or Big Show Undertaker, they will be fired on the spot. 1979 01:35:30.279 --> 01:35:32.079 So they, you know, trying to cut out any more 1980 01:35:32.119 --> 01:35:33.039 interference here tonight. 1981 01:35:33.479 --> 01:35:34.199 That ain't happening. 1982 01:35:35.439 --> 01:35:38.199 That's not happening. Sadly. 1983 01:35:38.720 --> 01:35:40.920 Godfather hits a two line come back into a back 1984 01:35:41.000 --> 01:35:44.560 body drop here. It looked like mister As was getting 1985 01:35:44.640 --> 01:35:48.119 prepared for some sort of flat jack, but he takes 1986 01:35:48.159 --> 01:35:49.960 the turnover and takes the back body drop. 1987 01:35:50.439 --> 01:35:57.880 I can't hear that any I guess fucking insane. 1988 01:35:58.279 --> 01:36:03.680 Godfather hits the hose train on mister As. He runs it, 1989 01:36:03.760 --> 01:36:06.439 mister Ass, but mister Ass pulls the rope and Godfather 1990 01:36:06.560 --> 01:36:08.840 gets shit. Can you netter get Ready's win the King. 1991 01:36:08.760 --> 01:36:12.720 Of the Ring bow? I know, isn't that crazy? Yeah? 1992 01:36:12.760 --> 01:36:13.560 Man, this is his year. 1993 01:36:13.680 --> 01:36:16.279 Man and Godfather goes to the floor. The ref is distracted, 1994 01:36:16.880 --> 01:36:19.239 and now it's time for mister As to continue to 1995 01:36:19.279 --> 01:36:19.960 sing with the dog. 1996 01:36:21.439 --> 01:36:25.319 Mister As and the dog you're telling me, Godfather like, 1997 01:36:25.760 --> 01:36:28.079 So Godfather's on the floor and the ref's like one, 1998 01:36:28.399 --> 01:36:31.159 please don't get in the ring too, Please don't get 1999 01:36:31.199 --> 01:36:31.600 in the ring. 2000 01:36:31.760 --> 01:36:33.439 Take your time, take your time, take your time. 2001 01:36:33.720 --> 01:36:36.039 So road dog's here, he comes in the ring, does 2002 01:36:36.119 --> 01:36:37.000 it even fuck him? 2003 01:36:37.079 --> 01:36:41.319 And I could not fuck it? I swear, I swear, James, 2004 01:36:41.359 --> 01:36:43.560 I'm not making this up. My notes here I wrote 2005 01:36:44.399 --> 01:36:45.800 why did he not fuck his ass? 2006 01:36:47.920 --> 01:36:50.119 So road Dog hits the pump handle slam here while 2007 01:36:50.159 --> 01:36:54.479 the ref was distracted, and Godfather comes back in and 2008 01:36:54.560 --> 01:36:57.239 he hits the jumping leg drop and picks up the wind. 2009 01:36:58.279 --> 01:37:01.079 I like that, like the well because Godfather knew that 2010 01:37:01.199 --> 01:37:03.600 road Dog didn't do fuck ass theatrics so it wasn't 2011 01:37:03.600 --> 01:37:06.199 good enough yet had another move after to put him away, and. 2012 01:37:06.319 --> 01:37:09.039 Road Dog goes to kick mister Asses. Ask some more here, 2013 01:37:09.119 --> 01:37:09.800 but he powders. 2014 01:37:12.119 --> 01:37:14.680 I dude, I can't believe road Dog didn't stay for 2015 01:37:14.800 --> 01:37:17.319 the hose. There was a hose celebration and dog didn't 2016 01:37:17.319 --> 01:37:17.840 stay for it. 2017 01:37:18.039 --> 01:37:20.000 I know. Yeah, maybe he thought he didn't deserve it 2018 01:37:20.039 --> 01:37:21.720 because he didn't do the theatrics when he did the 2019 01:37:21.720 --> 01:37:25.399 Pumpano slam, and he would be right. So we go backstage. 2020 01:37:25.439 --> 01:37:28.079 Michael Cole is here with Draws and Prince Albert, and 2021 01:37:28.319 --> 01:37:30.640 Draws makes himself throw up, and then Prince Albert throws 2022 01:37:30.720 --> 01:37:37.279 up and they let's leave, and that's it. 2023 01:37:38.600 --> 01:37:42.960 That's fucking exactly what happens. I'm exactly what happened. Yeah, 2024 01:37:43.720 --> 01:37:46.520 Like Cole's here and he's standing on the fucking locker 2025 01:37:46.600 --> 01:37:48.680 room like bench trying to avoid that. 2026 01:37:48.920 --> 01:37:51.560 I loved that Michael Cole was on the bitch knowing 2027 01:37:51.680 --> 01:37:53.239 that Draws was gonna throw up. 2028 01:37:53.439 --> 01:37:53.960 Of course. 2029 01:37:54.119 --> 01:37:56.640 Yeah, like it wasn't like yeah, like that's coming. It's 2030 01:37:56.760 --> 01:37:59.800 and like Albert is fucking gene up, dry heaving as well. 2031 01:38:00.119 --> 01:38:04.560 Same time, like he's dry and Cole says, you fucking 2032 01:38:04.560 --> 01:38:05.439 have a hardcore match. 2033 01:38:08.119 --> 01:38:10.319 They write that down a piece of paper and they're like, yeah, 2034 01:38:10.439 --> 01:38:11.720 send that, send that. 2035 01:38:12.279 --> 01:38:13.880 Let's make sure we have some time on the show 2036 01:38:13.920 --> 01:38:14.119 for that. 2037 01:38:14.439 --> 01:38:16.600 Draws looks awesome though, with the hat and ship though. 2038 01:38:16.640 --> 01:38:19.760 I love this guy, dude, I mean, like I love 2039 01:38:19.840 --> 01:38:20.399 Albert too. 2040 01:38:21.239 --> 01:38:24.239 I like this deal, Like again, perfect for this era. 2041 01:38:25.079 --> 01:38:27.439 I don't know why they threw up that, Like I 2042 01:38:27.560 --> 01:38:30.279 don't even know like how they introduced that, Like the 2043 01:38:30.399 --> 01:38:32.239 Draws has told this guy, Hey, I could throw up 2044 01:38:32.720 --> 01:38:33.079 me too. 2045 01:38:33.600 --> 01:38:37.439 Yeah, like it's ever explained on the show. Like this 2046 01:38:37.600 --> 01:38:41.119 guy just fucking has a fucked up belly. They said 2047 01:38:41.159 --> 01:38:44.720 he had a biological quirk, right, I'm so quirky. 2048 01:38:44.960 --> 01:38:51.560 Yeah yeah, Like holy shit, that's like a South Park thing. 2049 01:38:51.840 --> 01:38:57.239 Yeah, it's fucking stand when Stan throws up. Yeah, he 2050 01:38:57.600 --> 01:38:59.439 Draws throws up when he has to wrestle al Snow 2051 01:39:03.000 --> 01:39:05.439 Every week he tries to get a fucking wrestled Alsto 2052 01:39:05.520 --> 01:39:07.680 by vomiting. It can't work. 2053 01:39:11.960 --> 01:39:14.680 Undertaker and Big Show are getting ready. Well, Big Show 2054 01:39:14.760 --> 01:39:16.039 is Undertaker's just sitting there. 2055 01:39:17.039 --> 01:39:20.640 It's fucking ridiculous, man. Big Show is in the locker 2056 01:39:20.720 --> 01:39:24.520 room tying his boots. Undertakers in the spooky room are 2057 01:39:24.560 --> 01:39:26.640 a farming What the fuck is this dude doing? 2058 01:39:26.960 --> 01:39:28.760 They got the camera on him, like what it like? 2059 01:39:29.039 --> 01:39:31.720 He slowly turns to the camera, rolls his eyes back, 2060 01:39:32.239 --> 01:39:35.159 get dress like, go, what the fuck are you doing? 2061 01:39:35.279 --> 01:39:38.880 Buddy Raw's War is brought to you by Hasbro Interactive 2062 01:39:39.039 --> 01:39:43.560 Centipede on PlayStation. The bugs are back. What the fuck 2063 01:39:43.680 --> 01:39:46.319 is that, dude? I have no idea. I've never heard 2064 01:39:46.319 --> 01:39:46.760 of this game. 2065 01:39:47.359 --> 01:39:51.159 Centipede. You can get it for fifteen bucks completing box. 2066 01:39:51.319 --> 01:39:53.439 It was a three D game. Oh, it's like a 2067 01:39:53.520 --> 01:39:54.720 remake of an arcade game. 2068 01:39:54.920 --> 01:39:55.720 Oh was it okay? 2069 01:39:56.279 --> 01:39:57.840 Yeah, it was like a three D remake of an 2070 01:39:57.920 --> 01:39:58.520 arcade game. 2071 01:39:59.199 --> 01:40:03.880 Yeah, it looks like you, uh, shoot shit as a lizard. 2072 01:40:04.279 --> 01:40:07.119 Dude in nineteen ninety nine, like you go to like, 2073 01:40:07.199 --> 01:40:08.680 you go to Hasbro and say, I have an idea 2074 01:40:08.760 --> 01:40:11.000 for a game, like We're gonna make a game where 2075 01:40:11.000 --> 01:40:12.520 you're a lizard and you shoot shit, and they say, 2076 01:40:12.520 --> 01:40:14.520 all right, here's ten thousand dollars, gonna make it, and 2077 01:40:14.720 --> 01:40:15.159 it's made. 2078 01:40:15.560 --> 01:40:17.800 Yeah. They ask you what the gameplay loop is and 2079 01:40:17.880 --> 01:40:20.399 you tell them yeah, the gameplay consists of a series 2080 01:40:20.439 --> 01:40:23.279 of rounds that completed wants to player eliminates the centipedes 2081 01:40:23.680 --> 01:40:25.800 and there will be spiders and flees and scorpions. And 2082 01:40:25.880 --> 01:40:28.199 they say, okay, here's eighty five dollars. Can you make it? 2083 01:40:28.199 --> 01:40:31.399 And yes, yes, since you can, and you will make 2084 01:40:31.399 --> 01:40:32.439 your money back tenfold. 2085 01:40:34.359 --> 01:40:37.319 Now it's time for al Snow versus Draws with Prince 2086 01:40:37.399 --> 01:40:41.119 Albert hardcore title match. Let's fucking go, all right, So 2087 01:40:41.359 --> 01:40:44.800 al Snow runs away immediately here and Draws chases them 2088 01:40:44.840 --> 01:40:45.439 through the crowd. 2089 01:40:45.920 --> 01:40:48.560 Yeah, it's like of the fucking they don't even waste 2090 01:40:48.600 --> 01:40:50.239 any time. It's legit, like in a video game. If 2091 01:40:50.239 --> 01:40:51.680 you want, if you end up EP starting in the 2092 01:40:51.760 --> 01:40:53.119 ring and you want to run to the back, you 2093 01:40:53.279 --> 01:40:55.520 just go up and fucking wait and then go. That's 2094 01:40:55.560 --> 01:40:56.039 what this was. 2095 01:40:56.399 --> 01:40:58.720 Al Snow hides behind a wall here and then breaks 2096 01:40:58.840 --> 01:40:59.920 drywall over Draws. 2097 01:41:00.560 --> 01:41:04.279 Dude. Okay, that was funny as shit. Alic's running there, like, 2098 01:41:04.760 --> 01:41:07.079 Draws turns a corner and he gut kicks them and 2099 01:41:07.159 --> 01:41:09.760 then he tries to break like sheet rock over his head, 2100 01:41:09.880 --> 01:41:12.680 but it breaks before he swings it. And Jerry Lawler 2101 01:41:12.760 --> 01:41:15.239 gets really upset about this, like it's almost not even 2102 01:41:15.319 --> 01:41:15.840 king voice. 2103 01:41:16.239 --> 01:41:18.000 Yeah, she rock, she rock. 2104 01:41:18.319 --> 01:41:20.479 We hurt nobody, who idiot? Al Snow. 2105 01:41:23.600 --> 01:41:26.720 Dude, Yeah he breaks that down, crazy, that doesn't even hurt. 2106 01:41:27.680 --> 01:41:30.319 That's fucking stupid sitting here selling this ship. Yeah, that 2107 01:41:30.319 --> 01:41:30.880 doesn't get hurt. 2108 01:41:31.079 --> 01:41:34.000 A snows fucking crazy alright, kind goddamn Yeah, Well that's 2109 01:41:34.039 --> 01:41:38.159 fucking that's what a fucking waste. That's stupid spot, shitty ass. 2110 01:41:38.239 --> 01:41:39.319 Al Snow hate him. 2111 01:41:39.600 --> 01:41:42.680 So Draws breaks a broom over al Snow's back. Al 2112 01:41:42.760 --> 01:41:45.640 Snow then fights Draws into a bar here in the arena. 2113 01:41:46.039 --> 01:41:49.079 Yeah, it's the it's the famous legend sports bar at 2114 01:41:49.079 --> 01:41:49.760 the Fleet Center. 2115 01:41:50.199 --> 01:41:51.279 Yeah, there's fans there. 2116 01:41:51.359 --> 01:41:53.840 That's funny, dude. Yeah, what the hell they were all 2117 01:41:53.960 --> 01:41:58.079 there like hanging out and not watching. We're all, yeah, 2118 01:41:58.079 --> 01:42:00.760 I didn't see no TV, No in a single TV 2119 01:42:00.840 --> 01:42:01.680 in that fucking place. 2120 01:42:02.039 --> 01:42:03.720 That's where all the dads went when the kids wanted 2121 01:42:03.720 --> 01:42:04.399 to go see raw. 2122 01:42:04.960 --> 01:42:06.880 Yeah, that's right. Well they saw the Alsnow matches coming 2123 01:42:06.960 --> 01:42:08.439 up and they said, oh, I'm gonna. 2124 01:42:08.920 --> 01:42:13.159 Gotta get a drink. So al Snow and Draws are 2125 01:42:13.239 --> 01:42:15.680 just throwing shit at each other from behind the bar here. 2126 01:42:16.119 --> 01:42:20.039 Yeah, like different trays and stuff. Fucking Draws pushes a 2127 01:42:20.079 --> 01:42:22.279 guy over and then throws a plate at Alsnow's head. 2128 01:42:22.720 --> 01:42:26.600 Snow tries to slide Draws across the bar table, but 2129 01:42:26.720 --> 01:42:29.960 it's not very slippery, so he sort of just moves 2130 01:42:30.039 --> 01:42:31.439 them down the table for a minute. 2131 01:42:31.640 --> 01:42:34.840 They're very dry, like the fucking bar is dry. And 2132 01:42:34.960 --> 01:42:37.399 Draws is super dry, so it's just him like kind 2133 01:42:37.439 --> 01:42:40.239 of trying to waddle all across the thing eventually just 2134 01:42:40.319 --> 01:42:43.319 falls over. But thankfully Alsno has a way better idea 2135 01:42:43.359 --> 01:42:43.760 in mind. 2136 01:42:44.439 --> 01:42:46.079 I mean the way that this turns out here at 2137 01:42:46.119 --> 01:42:49.319 the end, he literally just grabs a fixture and hits 2138 01:42:49.399 --> 01:42:50.159 him in the head with it. 2139 01:42:50.640 --> 01:42:53.479 Well, first he hits them with a gigantic potted plant. 2140 01:42:55.399 --> 01:42:58.479 He frames them with that thing, and then yeah, what 2141 01:42:58.720 --> 01:42:59.560 does he hit him with. 2142 01:43:00.119 --> 01:43:02.319 It's like one of the fixtures on like the wall 2143 01:43:02.479 --> 01:43:02.960 or something. 2144 01:43:03.479 --> 01:43:06.119 The commentary was like some kind of art piece. And 2145 01:43:06.239 --> 01:43:07.920 he wins with it. He brains Draws with it, and 2146 01:43:07.960 --> 01:43:10.359 he gets to win. It's that's the whole fucking deal. 2147 01:43:10.920 --> 01:43:12.800 I love how we're in the middle of alsnow versus 2148 01:43:12.960 --> 01:43:15.199 Draws with Prince Albert hardcore match in the middle of 2149 01:43:15.279 --> 01:43:18.119 his bar, and Jr. Says, what this is in the 2150 01:43:18.199 --> 01:43:20.800 geriatric league with guys trying to cover up their bald 2151 01:43:20.920 --> 01:43:25.079 spots with the fun Yeah, I what a crazy time 2152 01:43:25.119 --> 01:43:27.039 to drop a wright. 2153 01:43:27.159 --> 01:43:31.039 Now what holy of all matches? What the fuck? Where 2154 01:43:31.239 --> 01:43:32.079 was Prince Albert? 2155 01:43:32.359 --> 01:43:33.399 Oh fuck, I don't even know. 2156 01:43:34.119 --> 01:43:36.000 He came out with him and then he doesn't make 2157 01:43:36.039 --> 01:43:36.600 it to the bar. 2158 01:43:37.039 --> 01:43:38.640 Yeah, he lost him in the crowd. Didn't know where 2159 01:43:38.640 --> 01:43:38.920 they went. 2160 01:43:39.399 --> 01:43:41.279 He could have been kicking als ass as well. 2161 01:43:41.680 --> 01:43:44.640 Is as Ken SHAMROCK's backstage, he's. 2162 01:43:44.520 --> 01:43:46.960 Walking, Yeah, he's walking through the hallway. He looks big. 2163 01:43:47.319 --> 01:43:49.680 Vince is also walking through the hallway and Michael Cole 2164 01:43:49.760 --> 01:43:51.720 runs up to him. He asks the question that nobody 2165 01:43:51.760 --> 01:43:55.439 can hear. So Vince says, you think I'm afraid of 2166 01:43:55.520 --> 01:43:59.760 Ken Shamrock and he walks away. Okay, Jr. 2167 01:44:00.000 --> 01:44:02.840 Commentary says we're here live as live can be. 2168 01:44:05.520 --> 01:44:07.640 Well, at least we're not shitty and old and ww 2169 01:44:07.920 --> 01:44:13.399 you don't suck. Yeah, hanky Kang. 2170 01:44:13.880 --> 01:44:18.039 Vince McMahon versus Kin Shamrock is up next. Lions didn't match. 2171 01:44:18.399 --> 01:44:20.840 These matches, Like these are all so quick. I can't 2172 01:44:20.880 --> 01:44:24.079 believe they fit like six matches into like twenty minutes. 2173 01:44:24.079 --> 01:44:26.239 At the end of the show, I know I couldn't 2174 01:44:26.279 --> 01:44:28.439 believe it either, cause, like in my brain, I was like, Wow, 2175 01:44:28.479 --> 01:44:31.279 we still have the fucking lionsen deal and the main event, 2176 01:44:31.520 --> 01:44:34.760 Like fucking hell, how are they gonna do all this? Yeah? 2177 01:44:34.920 --> 01:44:37.319 Yeah, I was wondering too, But then I remembered, Oh, Yeah, 2178 01:44:37.439 --> 01:44:39.159 the matches are sixty seconds. 2179 01:44:38.880 --> 01:44:42.800 Long, doesn't fucking matter. Yeah, Like we're gonna fucking get 2180 01:44:42.840 --> 01:44:43.239 through them. 2181 01:44:43.439 --> 01:44:46.399 I gotta tell you, the way this Shamrock and Vince 2182 01:44:46.479 --> 01:44:48.760 match goes is pretty fucking crazy. 2183 01:44:48.960 --> 01:44:51.680 It is nuts, and I remember it too actually because 2184 01:44:51.720 --> 01:44:53.199 I mean it is gnarly. 2185 01:44:53.520 --> 01:44:55.560 The Shamrock does not give a fuck man, He'll do 2186 01:44:55.680 --> 01:44:57.239 whatever they ask him to do, I know. 2187 01:44:57.479 --> 01:44:59.279 And that's like you need a guy like that. 2188 01:45:00.000 --> 01:45:02.239 So Shamrock comes out here, Vince comes out here first, 2189 01:45:02.279 --> 01:45:05.600 Shamrock comes out next. Vince new Man gets inside the 2190 01:45:05.680 --> 01:45:09.479 lions Den here, Shamrock comes over, and Vince takes the 2191 01:45:09.640 --> 01:45:13.079 fucking door chain and then shuts the door and locks 2192 01:45:13.159 --> 01:45:16.000 himself into the cage so can Shamrock can't come in 2193 01:45:16.000 --> 01:45:17.159 there and whoop his ass? 2194 01:45:17.520 --> 01:45:20.640 Dude, Shamrock is pissedo. He's like trying to open the door. Firstly, 2195 01:45:20.680 --> 01:45:22.600 By the way we talked about it a little earlier, 2196 01:45:22.680 --> 01:45:25.439 I do like how the lines then looks like I'm 2197 01:45:25.479 --> 01:45:28.039 assuming they were trying to go as like, how can 2198 01:45:28.159 --> 01:45:30.840 we have something set up beside the stage so we 2199 01:45:30.880 --> 01:45:32.800 don't have to fuck with the ring at all? That's 2200 01:45:32.840 --> 01:45:34.960 not gonna like like obviously they wanted to do an 2201 01:45:35.000 --> 01:45:38.119 octagon right, yeah, sure, so, like it's a cool deal. 2202 01:45:38.199 --> 01:45:40.439 I like how it looks and the you know, they 2203 01:45:40.479 --> 01:45:41.920 obviously didn't do too many of these, but. 2204 01:45:42.239 --> 01:45:43.560 Would have been fun in a game where you can 2205 01:45:43.600 --> 01:45:45.760 climb the side and jump off the little barricade there. 2206 01:45:45.760 --> 01:45:47.960 That would have been a walkway up there. That would 2207 01:45:47.960 --> 01:45:48.439 have been awesome. 2208 01:45:48.760 --> 01:45:50.880 They bring back like they do like something similar, like 2209 01:45:51.000 --> 01:45:52.960 years later. I forget who the fuck was in it. 2210 01:45:53.239 --> 01:45:55.279 They did that, like fight pit deal that might have 2211 01:45:55.319 --> 01:45:57.000 been an NXT deal. Do you remember that at all? 2212 01:45:57.560 --> 01:45:57.600 No? 2213 01:45:57.800 --> 01:46:01.039 I remember the one where Wardlow had that match where 2214 01:46:01.199 --> 01:46:02.279 he did the shoot rana. 2215 01:46:02.720 --> 01:46:06.239 Oh my god, yes, holy shit. See, as you said, 2216 01:46:06.279 --> 01:46:08.880 Shamrock is fucking I mean, he's pissed, dude. He's kicking 2217 01:46:08.920 --> 01:46:11.880 the door, he's pushing the door. He's getting mad, and 2218 01:46:12.239 --> 01:46:14.600 Vince eventually takes the chain off and he's holding the 2219 01:46:14.680 --> 01:46:17.159 chain because he's gonna fuck Shamrock up with his chain. 2220 01:46:17.560 --> 01:46:22.600 Well, Shamrock then fires up, starts yelling, and smashes the 2221 01:46:22.720 --> 01:46:27.199 door open. Here but walking behind him is Jeff Jarrett 2222 01:46:27.319 --> 01:46:27.840 with a chair. 2223 01:46:28.359 --> 01:46:30.880 Dude. Yes, so Jared comes up behind him, Shamrock fires 2224 01:46:30.960 --> 01:46:34.479 up bust the door down, turns around, Jarrett swings this 2225 01:46:34.600 --> 01:46:37.479 chair right as his fucking face, dude, Like he smashes 2226 01:46:37.560 --> 01:46:38.880 him right in the face with his chair. 2227 01:46:39.279 --> 01:46:41.600 Yeah, and he gets him good, and he has knocked 2228 01:46:41.640 --> 01:46:44.880 the fuck out and he falls into the fucking lions 2229 01:46:44.960 --> 01:46:47.760 Den and visiting man locked in the. 2230 01:46:47.760 --> 01:46:51.359 Ankle lock, and the ref calls for the bell. Dude, 2231 01:46:51.760 --> 01:46:55.640 that is fucking awesome. He has his own shitty ankle 2232 01:46:55.720 --> 01:46:58.840 lock and he does it to Shamrock to fucking win 2233 01:46:58.960 --> 01:46:59.359 the match. 2234 01:46:59.479 --> 01:47:03.039 Like what an asshole he's left lighted in the lions Den. 2235 01:47:03.159 --> 01:47:04.399 That shot was nuts. 2236 01:47:04.880 --> 01:47:08.600 That was awesome, dude. I mean, short deal here, exactly 2237 01:47:08.680 --> 01:47:11.199 what it should have been. And like they sprinkled that 2238 01:47:11.279 --> 01:47:14.159 breadcrumb of Austin talking about nobody from the ministry, the 2239 01:47:14.199 --> 01:47:16.800 corporate ministry can interfere. Jeff Chat's not in either of 2240 01:47:16.880 --> 01:47:17.359 those groups. 2241 01:47:18.000 --> 01:47:20.359 Yeah, that's right, You're right, damn how about that? 2242 01:47:20.960 --> 01:47:23.680 Yeah, dude, I mean fuck, he hits him so hard 2243 01:47:23.840 --> 01:47:26.399 in the head with his chair, man like, Shamrock never 2244 01:47:26.520 --> 01:47:27.399 puts his hands. 2245 01:47:27.239 --> 01:47:28.920 Up, No way, no way. 2246 01:47:29.680 --> 01:47:32.279 I I don't has Ken Schermrock ever like publicly talked 2247 01:47:32.279 --> 01:47:35.239 about taking chair shots in the WWF because he is 2248 01:47:35.319 --> 01:47:37.880 a how do I describe this? He is great at 2249 01:47:37.920 --> 01:47:38.760 getting hit in the head. 2250 01:47:39.199 --> 01:47:44.600 He's a glutton for unprotected headshots. He loves it. Paul Bear, 2251 01:47:44.880 --> 01:47:46.600 Undertaker and Big Show are walking. 2252 01:47:46.840 --> 01:47:49.159 There's a lot of split screen people walk into the 2253 01:47:49.239 --> 01:47:50.760 ring tonight, dude. They love doing this. 2254 01:47:51.199 --> 01:47:52.439 Yeah, especially on a live show. 2255 01:47:52.479 --> 01:47:55.239 It's easy out m that's you know, that's a good shout. 2256 01:47:55.279 --> 01:47:55.640 You're right. 2257 01:47:56.159 --> 01:48:00.800 JVC Kaboombox, the portable Music System with dual so and 2258 01:48:01.000 --> 01:48:04.760 fifty two watts of ring shaking power, presents the JVC 2259 01:48:05.039 --> 01:48:06.079 Kaboom of the wi. 2260 01:48:06.680 --> 01:48:09.319 Wow. Holy fucking shit, man, there's a lot of cat 2261 01:48:09.479 --> 01:48:12.720 like words with that describe every piece of that equipment. 2262 01:48:12.960 --> 01:48:16.119 Yeah. Well, Paul Bearrehand's Undertaker a baseball bat and he 2263 01:48:16.279 --> 01:48:17.680 hits Big Show in the head with it. 2264 01:48:17.880 --> 01:48:20.720 Dude, he breaks that slugger right over his head. That 2265 01:48:20.920 --> 01:48:22.279 is awesome. I love that spot. 2266 01:48:22.520 --> 01:48:25.479 And that was the JVC Kaboom of the Week, presented 2267 01:48:25.520 --> 01:48:29.680 by the ultimate head dagging music machine, right, the JVC kaboom. 2268 01:48:29.359 --> 01:48:32.520 Box so loud it hurts, of course. 2269 01:48:33.239 --> 01:48:36.119 Vincent Shane hop in a limousine and they run like 2270 01:48:36.239 --> 01:48:37.279 scalded dolls. 2271 01:48:39.359 --> 01:48:42.279 Yeah, I mean the Limo peals out of the building 2272 01:48:42.640 --> 01:48:44.960 and Jared says, all they running like scalded dogs, and 2273 01:48:45.039 --> 01:48:47.119 Lola says, what do you mean they're running? Maybe this 2274 01:48:47.479 --> 01:48:52.880 maybe it's an emergency. No, there's about to be an 2275 01:48:52.880 --> 01:48:55.039 emergency here. They're gonna have to call an ambulance, and 2276 01:48:55.239 --> 01:48:55.760 not for me. 2277 01:48:57.199 --> 01:48:59.039 It shows the Elite eight for King of the Ring, 2278 01:48:59.720 --> 01:49:04.680 Miss Ass versus Shamrock, Big Show versus Kane, Road Dog 2279 01:49:04.840 --> 01:49:07.720 versus China, and Bob Holly versus X Pot. 2280 01:49:08.319 --> 01:49:10.520 I promise there's more matches than that on the card, 2281 01:49:10.720 --> 01:49:13.439 Ladies and gentlemen, you do want to buy this show. 2282 01:49:13.960 --> 01:49:17.319 I know that looks crazy, like that is the craziest 2283 01:49:17.359 --> 01:49:20.720 fuck lineup, but there will be more. Ston't gold there, guys. 2284 01:49:21.119 --> 01:49:23.319 And now as time for the featured bout of the 2285 01:49:23.479 --> 01:49:28.000 evening Big Show versus Undertaker WWF title match. 2286 01:49:28.640 --> 01:49:34.279 Pretty crazy how they formated this show, Like there was one, two, three, four, five, six, 2287 01:49:34.439 --> 01:49:38.640 seven total matches on this show, and like the longest 2288 01:49:38.720 --> 01:49:40.760 one is the main not one match goes ten. 2289 01:49:41.079 --> 01:49:44.119 Didn't need him to, you know, guess not. Big Show 2290 01:49:44.159 --> 01:49:45.439 comes out here with the trunks. 2291 01:49:45.960 --> 01:49:48.640 He looks so awesome. I mean, we talk about that 2292 01:49:48.680 --> 01:49:50.720 every time we watched this over a big show, like, 2293 01:49:51.680 --> 01:49:55.000 how does this guy not get the WBF title until 2294 01:49:55.399 --> 01:49:57.279 he fucking cuts his hair and gets an earring and 2295 01:49:57.319 --> 01:49:59.000 puts on a shirt Like that's fucking insane. 2296 01:49:59.479 --> 01:50:01.079 There was also a guy in the crowd by the 2297 01:50:01.079 --> 01:50:03.560 way holding a sign that says, your music sucks. 2298 01:50:05.720 --> 01:50:09.319 Any buddy, Yeah, the big show, come on. The show's 2299 01:50:09.359 --> 01:50:11.840 song is here to stay legendary, and Undertaker's team as 2300 01:50:11.880 --> 01:50:12.680 sick as fuck too, No. 2301 01:50:12.760 --> 01:50:15.520 Way, Yeah, Taker comes out here. Of course, the lights 2302 01:50:15.560 --> 01:50:17.000 are off and someone has a laser pointer. 2303 01:50:17.359 --> 01:50:20.159 That is so classic, don't I wonder if anyone's ever 2304 01:50:20.199 --> 01:50:20.920 talked to him about that. 2305 01:50:21.319 --> 01:50:23.520 That's super nineties man, it is. 2306 01:50:24.000 --> 01:50:24.760 Yeah, dude. 2307 01:50:24.800 --> 01:50:27.439 There was so many people doing this that all the 2308 01:50:27.520 --> 01:50:29.840 ticket stubbs you got, all of them would say, yeah, 2309 01:50:30.000 --> 01:50:33.960 no fucking laser pointers. Did you have one a laser pointer? 2310 01:50:34.159 --> 01:50:34.359 Yeah? 2311 01:50:34.479 --> 01:50:36.319 Yeah, I had a little keychain laser pointer. 2312 01:50:36.399 --> 01:50:38.439 I did, dude. Oh that's the one I had, yes, dude, 2313 01:50:38.560 --> 01:50:39.640 And those are fucked. 2314 01:50:39.399 --> 01:50:42.920 Up, dude. The school was full of laser pointers. 2315 01:50:43.039 --> 01:50:47.000 Yes, dude. And like the streets of Philadelphia were fucking 2316 01:50:47.399 --> 01:50:48.880 you know, if you were traving a car in Philly, 2317 01:50:48.880 --> 01:50:52.439 you gotta spatch out red dot sight on you like 2318 01:50:53.199 --> 01:50:54.880 ship was dangerous. Man. 2319 01:50:55.439 --> 01:50:57.000 I don't think kids care about that no more. They 2320 01:50:57.000 --> 01:50:59.439 don't care about laser pointers. They just care about five knights, 2321 01:50:59.439 --> 01:51:07.159 their Freddy's fortnights. I love Taker making his entrance to 2322 01:51:07.239 --> 01:51:09.520 the ring and like he's at the steps and the 2323 01:51:09.640 --> 01:51:11.600 lights come back on and all you can hear is 2324 01:51:11.640 --> 01:51:19.800 a small golf clap. Big show goes right at Taker here, 2325 01:51:19.880 --> 01:51:22.159 but Undertaker starts throwing them soup bones. 2326 01:51:22.239 --> 01:51:24.880 He still got the title on, dude, Okay. I also 2327 01:51:25.159 --> 01:51:29.119 love Taker's look here with the WF title. I don't 2328 01:51:29.159 --> 01:51:31.319 know why I remember it so fondly. 2329 01:51:31.840 --> 01:51:33.399 I would have really liked it if it was Paul 2330 01:51:33.439 --> 01:51:35.600 Bearer carrying the title and Taker coming down with the 2331 01:51:35.640 --> 01:51:36.760 Christopher Daniels arms. 2332 01:51:37.119 --> 01:51:41.800 Holy shit, that would have been sick. Oh a precursor here? 2333 01:51:42.359 --> 01:51:45.439 Did you know that this was this match? No? 2334 01:51:46.079 --> 01:51:46.560 No, I did not. 2335 01:51:47.239 --> 01:51:51.079 I didn't either until God, there was a point. 2336 01:51:51.199 --> 01:51:51.479 Okay. 2337 01:51:51.640 --> 01:51:53.880 It wasn't until they started fighting outside for a long 2338 01:51:53.960 --> 01:51:57.920 time that I was like, oh, this might be the one. 2339 01:51:58.199 --> 01:52:00.479 I didn't even think that until like him off with 2340 01:52:00.520 --> 01:52:03.000 the choke slam. I was like, wow, when you pick 2341 01:52:03.079 --> 01:52:04.399 him over with the choke slam. That's why I knew. 2342 01:52:04.439 --> 01:52:08.039 I was like, holy fuck, yeah, okay, yeah, pretty crazy 2343 01:52:08.119 --> 01:52:09.399 though that that's this episode. 2344 01:52:09.840 --> 01:52:12.079 So Taker takes the title off Big Show fires out 2345 01:52:12.079 --> 01:52:13.199 of the corner with a clothesline. 2346 01:52:13.239 --> 01:52:13.399 Here. 2347 01:52:13.800 --> 01:52:16.239 He follows up with that jumping elbow drop for a two. 2348 01:52:16.840 --> 01:52:17.960 I love that, dude. 2349 01:52:18.279 --> 01:52:20.560 Show hard whips take her into the corner. Then ten 2350 01:52:20.680 --> 01:52:22.479 thirty one him back into the corner to kick his 2351 01:52:22.520 --> 01:52:25.760 ass some more. Holy shit, how awesome is that Taker 2352 01:52:25.880 --> 01:52:29.560 goozles Show, But then Show reaches back and he goozles 2353 01:52:29.640 --> 01:52:31.279 take her at that same damn time. 2354 01:52:31.880 --> 01:52:34.880 I again, dude, I can't say it enough. Everything Big 2355 01:52:34.960 --> 01:52:37.520 Show does is cool as fuck. He is so dialed 2356 01:52:37.520 --> 01:52:41.039 in here, Taker goozles him, and Show could immediately just 2357 01:52:41.119 --> 01:52:44.479 snatch this motherfucker up instead. You can see him because 2358 01:52:44.520 --> 01:52:48.039 we got a backshot of him here. Show's head turns, 2359 01:52:48.560 --> 01:52:51.840 looks down at his big ass hand, winds back and 2360 01:52:52.119 --> 01:52:56.279 fucking launches and grabs Taker like it's so cartoony, but 2361 01:52:56.439 --> 01:52:57.600 it's so perfect. 2362 01:52:58.119 --> 01:52:59.680 Yeah, he's making everything count, you know. 2363 01:53:00.159 --> 01:53:01.279 Yes, dude, it's great. 2364 01:53:01.960 --> 01:53:04.399 Earl goes to get distracted here by Paul Bearer, but 2365 01:53:04.960 --> 01:53:07.640 he forgets what side of the ring he's on and 2366 01:53:07.840 --> 01:53:10.279 he gets distracted by nothing and he throws his hands up. 2367 01:53:10.319 --> 01:53:12.800 He's like fuck and he looks over and Paul Bear Oh. 2368 01:53:14.760 --> 01:53:18.279 Like you can see as Show has tak her goozled. 2369 01:53:18.560 --> 01:53:20.680 Taker's like trying to bend down and get ready of 2370 01:53:20.720 --> 01:53:23.119 the kick showing the balls. And he looks over at 2371 01:53:23.159 --> 01:53:26.159 Earl and he says something and Earl does a complete 2372 01:53:26.239 --> 01:53:28.640 one eighty just to look at nothing and then take 2373 01:53:28.680 --> 01:53:29.760 her kicks showing the balls. 2374 01:53:30.239 --> 01:53:32.800 Yeah, so Taker low blows him. He hits the jumping line. 2375 01:53:32.840 --> 01:53:33.000 Here. 2376 01:53:33.720 --> 01:53:36.000 They fight on the outside till Taker pushes Show into 2377 01:53:36.079 --> 01:53:39.319 the post take her lines big sure from behind, off 2378 01:53:39.319 --> 01:53:41.520 the apron. He smashes it to the commentary table. 2379 01:53:41.600 --> 01:53:44.960 Here, Josh has gone al Marty. It's like the sky 2380 01:53:45.119 --> 01:53:47.840 fell on us. Hey Hei. 2381 01:53:50.239 --> 01:53:52.680 So Bar distracts the ref here and Taker uses the 2382 01:53:52.840 --> 01:53:55.119 chair on the back of a big show. I mean, 2383 01:53:55.159 --> 01:53:56.920 they spend so much time out of the announced table 2384 01:53:56.920 --> 01:53:57.600 and they didn't break it. 2385 01:53:57.640 --> 01:54:00.520 I was like, damn okay, and they do Like I 2386 01:54:00.600 --> 01:54:02.359 thought Show was gonna get some color here. He was 2387 01:54:02.439 --> 01:54:05.039 down for a while, but there's no chair shot or anything. 2388 01:54:05.680 --> 01:54:07.640 Well, Taker comes off the top rope in the middle 2389 01:54:07.680 --> 01:54:10.199 of the ring. Here we're back in here. Taker comes 2390 01:54:10.239 --> 01:54:12.840 off the top. Big Show goozles him out of mid air. 2391 01:54:12.840 --> 01:54:14.560 I was like, wow, that was fucking awesome. 2392 01:54:14.640 --> 01:54:14.800 Man. 2393 01:54:15.039 --> 01:54:17.119 Uh uh dude, Okay, that was cool as shit. I 2394 01:54:17.159 --> 01:54:19.000 don't know what Taker was going for Kane's moves. 2395 01:54:19.359 --> 01:54:21.760 I mean he had him up there too, man. Hell yeah, 2396 01:54:22.399 --> 01:54:24.159 Undertaker is not a small. 2397 01:54:24.000 --> 01:54:25.800 Guy, especially here. 2398 01:54:26.239 --> 01:54:29.399 Yeah, dude, Big Show's got him goozled, He's got him up. 2399 01:54:30.159 --> 01:54:33.640 He goes for the choke slam, and Undertaker goes right 2400 01:54:33.800 --> 01:54:34.840 through the fucking ring. 2401 01:54:35.439 --> 01:54:42.359 This is fucking unbelievable. Like, I love this so much. Jr. 2402 01:54:42.880 --> 01:54:46.119 Loses his shit here, Oh my god, right to the ring. 2403 01:54:46.520 --> 01:54:49.319 The Big Show choke slam the Undertaker. Oh the way 2404 01:54:49.439 --> 01:54:53.239 to hell. This is fucking awesome. Big Show falls into 2405 01:54:53.279 --> 01:54:53.560 the hole. 2406 01:54:54.000 --> 01:54:55.760 I thought that was funny as hell. Yeah, Big Chew 2407 01:54:55.840 --> 01:54:56.399 falls in there. 2408 01:54:56.960 --> 01:54:59.319 I don't think he was meant to, because like he 2409 01:54:59.439 --> 01:55:01.520 falls into the and then he gets up and starts 2410 01:55:01.600 --> 01:55:04.760 stomping the Undertaker out in the hole. Get off me, 2411 01:55:06.640 --> 01:55:07.600 you're taking liberties. 2412 01:55:08.119 --> 01:55:10.800 I mean, Big Show looks awesome here, right, Like, yes, 2413 01:55:11.079 --> 01:55:14.720 Big Show choke slams the Undertaker straight through the fucking ring. 2414 01:55:15.119 --> 01:55:18.439 Bradshaw hits the ring, he gets choke slammed. Feru hits 2415 01:55:18.520 --> 01:55:21.880 the ring, he gets choke slammed. Midion hits the ring, 2416 01:55:22.239 --> 01:55:26.920 he gets choke slammed. Like he's shows slamming. Everybody stands tall. 2417 01:55:26.960 --> 01:55:30.199 He fires up ah Undertaker gets out of the hole 2418 01:55:30.239 --> 01:55:30.680 and leaves. 2419 01:55:31.079 --> 01:55:34.159 Okay, that's the only part I don't remember, and that's 2420 01:55:34.199 --> 01:55:36.479 the only part I have to complain about. I hated 2421 01:55:36.560 --> 01:55:38.680 that Taker got up and walked out here, Like I 2422 01:55:38.760 --> 01:55:41.239 thought that really like it. Obviously, it was still fucking 2423 01:55:41.279 --> 01:55:43.720 cool and all, but like, Taker couldn't have just laid 2424 01:55:43.760 --> 01:55:46.119 in the hole until the show went off, d like 2425 01:55:46.239 --> 01:55:48.680 bummed me out. I was like, why the fuck Taker 2426 01:55:48.800 --> 01:55:51.079 just got sent to hell and he's up rolling out 2427 01:55:51.079 --> 01:55:52.640 of the ring and walking to the back on his 2428 01:55:52.720 --> 01:55:53.239 own accord. 2429 01:55:54.039 --> 01:55:54.159 Uh. 2430 01:55:54.399 --> 01:55:56.520 Terry Taylor has gone on record, by the way, to 2431 01:55:56.600 --> 01:55:59.199 say that he stole this from Bam bamintez. 2432 01:55:58.960 --> 01:56:03.840 A fucking cord. It's on the same side, same spot, Yeah, 2433 01:56:04.039 --> 01:56:05.960 like the exact same deal. But like you could convince 2434 01:56:06.039 --> 01:56:07.479 me this is the ECW fucking ring. 2435 01:56:07.640 --> 01:56:10.399 What a great idea, dude, Like hell yeah, Like fuck, 2436 01:56:10.680 --> 01:56:12.000 this is the coolest shit ever. 2437 01:56:12.359 --> 01:56:15.239 Yeah, I mean the Bam bam one is fucking unbelievable. 2438 01:56:15.319 --> 01:56:18.479 By the way, it's so awesome, dude, Like the referee 2439 01:56:18.640 --> 01:56:21.680 sells that crazy and the taz bam bam one super scary. 2440 01:56:21.960 --> 01:56:24.399 Oh my god. The margin of error was probably way 2441 01:56:24.600 --> 01:56:26.439 more for them than it was for a show and 2442 01:56:26.600 --> 01:56:27.119 taker here. 2443 01:56:27.840 --> 01:56:31.199 Yeah, it was like just falling backwards. 2444 01:56:31.239 --> 01:56:31.640 That's a lot. 2445 01:56:31.760 --> 01:56:33.239 Yeah, that's a lot right there for sure. 2446 01:56:33.760 --> 01:56:36.800 Yeah, that's nuts. So yeah, Big shows the coolest dude 2447 01:56:36.880 --> 01:56:40.000 ever here he loses the cane in six minutes at 2448 01:56:40.079 --> 01:56:43.800 King of the Ring. No, what the fuck are we doing? 2449 01:56:44.079 --> 01:56:45.399 What the fuck are we doing? 2450 01:56:46.000 --> 01:56:48.119 Yeah, that sucks, that's insane. 2451 01:56:48.800 --> 01:56:53.239 He just killed the WWF champion. But this is coolest 2452 01:56:53.279 --> 01:56:55.479 fuck dude. I mean, choke slam through the ring. That 2453 01:56:55.840 --> 01:56:59.039 is unreal. That is unreal. And you know what, man 2454 01:56:59.279 --> 01:57:01.640 props to take her taking that motherfucker too. That was 2455 01:57:01.680 --> 01:57:04.960 probably scary as fuck. Takes probably at his like fucking 2456 01:57:05.039 --> 01:57:06.680 biggest here. That is nuts. 2457 01:57:07.119 --> 01:57:08.920 Yeah, I love this. I thought it was awesome. 2458 01:57:09.439 --> 01:57:12.359 Crazy show here, man, I mean this is a lot 2459 01:57:12.840 --> 01:57:16.439 a lot, dude. They crammed a three hour show into 2460 01:57:16.520 --> 01:57:17.319 an hour and a half. 2461 01:57:18.000 --> 01:57:20.399 I know, yeah, Like there was like so much on 2462 01:57:20.520 --> 01:57:22.960 the back end that they didn't even announce. I was like, wow, 2463 01:57:23.079 --> 01:57:24.680 I can't believe there's more going on here. 2464 01:57:25.000 --> 01:57:26.439 By the time we get to the end of the show, 2465 01:57:26.479 --> 01:57:28.960 it's like, oh, the Higher Power thing like didn't even happen. 2466 01:57:29.520 --> 01:57:32.119 Yeah right, yeah, like we were so far removed from it. 2467 01:57:32.239 --> 01:57:35.520 Sure, crazy fucking show here. I didn't know that the 2468 01:57:35.920 --> 01:57:38.319 Greater slash higher Power thing was on the same episode 2469 01:57:38.319 --> 01:57:40.000 that Big Show puts take her through the ring. I 2470 01:57:40.079 --> 01:57:41.880 think that as cool as fuck. That's one of my 2471 01:57:41.960 --> 01:57:45.560 favorite moments ever. So like lot lot of classic moments 2472 01:57:45.600 --> 01:57:47.159 here happening at one time. 2473 01:57:47.600 --> 01:57:49.600 Yeah, dude, a ton of them all in one show. 2474 01:57:50.119 --> 01:57:53.439 Well that is it for WWF Rollers War June seventh, 2475 01:57:53.760 --> 01:57:58.520 nineteen ninety nine. And now it's time for the Maid. 2476 01:58:01.239 --> 01:58:09.319 Let's read some fucking names, all right, Welcome to the 2477 01:58:09.520 --> 01:58:10.279 main event. 2478 01:58:10.880 --> 01:58:13.079 We have three hundred and sixty five names this week. 2479 01:58:13.279 --> 01:58:17.199 Starting in the five dollar tier Vault gal Fasha, Yeah, 2480 01:58:18.039 --> 01:58:20.640 Bubba the Love Sponge. 2481 01:58:21.319 --> 01:58:24.119 No, there's no way he's here, Like, there's no fucking 2482 01:58:24.159 --> 01:58:24.720 way he's here. 2483 01:58:25.159 --> 01:58:36.600 James Sniffed s Plock sixty four, Doherty, j stink Face 2484 01:58:37.039 --> 01:58:38.159 Mick Poop Lightning. 2485 01:58:38.520 --> 01:58:42.119 Wow, what an unfortunate fucking name, Like, Wow, that's crazy. 2486 01:58:42.640 --> 01:58:49.439 Braydon Mangus, Yeah, Mangus, helmsman. Meow meow meow. 2487 01:58:50.159 --> 01:58:51.000 Oh fuck shit. 2488 01:58:51.560 --> 01:58:56.000 One on one with Joke over Sell the Angels Rte 2489 01:58:56.239 --> 01:59:03.319 Halla Halla Halla, Okay Berry Sauce elhe O Dell coutermeister 2490 01:59:03.880 --> 01:59:07.720 ooh Johnny. A man is coming to Philly. His name 2491 01:59:07.880 --> 01:59:15.039 is Jase has A rich Son. Can't be that hard 2492 01:59:15.079 --> 01:59:15.680 to find him. 2493 01:59:15.960 --> 01:59:17.520 Probably very hard to find him. I hope I can 2494 01:59:17.600 --> 01:59:19.479 find you and pulverize you and beat you to a 2495 01:59:19.520 --> 01:59:20.199 bloody pulp. 2496 01:59:20.840 --> 01:59:29.840 Philly d Steak Yeah, n ooh goops. Andrew McDonald slug, 2497 01:59:30.600 --> 01:59:36.439 Jacob Hill, Eric Miller woofy two five six can't wait 2498 01:59:36.560 --> 01:59:40.560 to see Jalen Hurts throw a meatball Marinera to Caleb 2499 01:59:40.680 --> 01:59:41.840 Down's go Cowboys. 2500 01:59:42.359 --> 01:59:44.560 I was about to be insulted until every he was 2501 01:59:44.600 --> 01:59:47.840 a Cowboys fan. Good fucking luck, buddy, Holy shit, we 2502 01:59:48.000 --> 01:59:50.319 have been spanking your ass for as long as I 2503 01:59:50.359 --> 01:59:50.920 can remember. 2504 01:59:51.000 --> 01:59:56.640 Now, you guys suck ten dollars. Tier Taylor sharp see 2505 01:59:56.920 --> 02:00:06.680 m Taylor Yeah, Joseph O. Bed Rodriguez, Jack La Piana Yeah, counterpoint, 2506 02:00:07.520 --> 02:00:12.159 d Ryan Chris toe Fer, Yeah. 2507 02:00:12.720 --> 02:00:15.319 Brian Christopher, that's somebody's favorite wrestler that we know. 2508 02:00:15.880 --> 02:00:19.000 Yeah, my bitch going, But at least I got this paper. 2509 02:00:19.399 --> 02:00:24.079 The paper h O L L W three DV three 2510 02:00:24.800 --> 02:00:26.479 n G three C three. 2511 02:00:27.479 --> 02:00:30.560 Yeah, that work out you wanted to do, Buddy. 2512 02:00:30.600 --> 02:00:37.000 The Meo show Casey Smith, Reggie Jones, Judge Holden's lil 2513 02:00:37.119 --> 02:00:44.920 old ball head, Hello Me, Andy, Hi Me Andy, Zach Johnson, 2514 02:00:46.600 --> 02:00:57.840 Jake Howse, Jordan, Zach Masters, Joshua Demontagen, Brett Simons, Mikey Reynolds, Chase. 2515 02:00:58.399 --> 02:01:05.640 No Way, charges Son, No fucking like that, Like, Where's 2516 02:01:06.039 --> 02:01:07.880 I'd love to know who the og was. I gotta 2517 02:01:07.880 --> 02:01:09.359 go back in the fucking emails and. 2518 02:01:09.399 --> 02:01:16.319 See obg Olie A ten. Nobody knows this, but Chase. 2519 02:01:16.720 --> 02:01:21.159 No, everyone fucking short, everyone fucking probably knows what this is. 2520 02:01:21.359 --> 02:01:24.800 Hit me with the old Glory hawktua like a ho 2521 02:01:25.560 --> 02:01:27.159 at Slambury two thousand. 2522 02:01:28.359 --> 02:01:33.479 Chase Richards sucked your dick at Slammery two thousand. Yeah, huh. 2523 02:01:33.760 --> 02:01:41.960 Kenneth Clyburne, Donkey Kong mug, Yeah, Savage Aura, never forget 2524 02:01:42.399 --> 02:01:48.119 three point thirty one. Jake Steele Noah Drap Zach Tobin, 2525 02:01:48.800 --> 02:01:55.319 ray Lef, Johnny Stimple, Andrew B. Todd, Jason Ephraim. 2526 02:01:55.479 --> 02:01:57.239 There is you like bee keeping? 2527 02:01:57.439 --> 02:02:00.640 No be keeping these nuts on your chin, I said, no, 2528 02:02:01.560 --> 02:02:06.239 Darovo fifty two. At least the Braves have their first 2529 02:02:06.319 --> 02:02:07.359 basement at first. 2530 02:02:07.880 --> 02:02:09.199 I'd love to talk about the Braves. 2531 02:02:09.279 --> 02:02:10.840 I would too, because right now we're in the lead. 2532 02:02:12.000 --> 02:02:14.039 I would like to talk about your last six games. 2533 02:02:14.960 --> 02:02:16.880 I like to talk about hours still in the first 2534 02:02:16.960 --> 02:02:17.720 in the NL East. 2535 02:02:18.319 --> 02:02:20.359 By the time this episode comes out, there's a chance 2536 02:02:20.399 --> 02:02:22.039 you were no longer first in the NL East. 2537 02:02:23.520 --> 02:02:27.880 Holy shit, this is true. But what if your sale 2538 02:02:28.039 --> 02:02:29.279 does beat the miss. 2539 02:02:29.680 --> 02:02:32.399 I mean, you got a plethora of really fucking hard games, 2540 02:02:32.439 --> 02:02:35.119 Like you have an unreal schedule at the end of here, 2541 02:02:35.239 --> 02:02:37.119 like not end, but like the next like three weeks. 2542 02:02:37.159 --> 02:02:38.159 You're really fucked. 2543 02:02:38.640 --> 02:02:42.560 Dodgers, Brewers, White Socks, two thousand and four, Red Socks, 2544 02:02:43.079 --> 02:02:46.039 oh Man Prime, David. 2545 02:02:45.920 --> 02:02:49.840 Ortiz like, listen, man, you had a good run, buddy. 2546 02:02:50.119 --> 02:02:53.920 The nineteen eighty five Chicago Bears, like yeah, we pretty 2547 02:02:54.000 --> 02:02:57.600 much have like every team ever left. That's exciting. We 2548 02:02:57.720 --> 02:02:59.880 have an entire lineup that can't hit. I'm excited for 2549 02:03:00.000 --> 02:03:00.800 who was this season. 2550 02:03:01.560 --> 02:03:04.920 Listen, Alec Bohm's been making plays on first, Bryson stopped 2551 02:03:04.920 --> 02:03:08.479 and making plays on third. The boys are hitting, Like I'll. 2552 02:03:08.279 --> 02:03:10.560 Tell you right now, buddy, we have seven games here 2553 02:03:10.640 --> 02:03:13.720 this month. I know, dude, and I'm telling you right now, 2554 02:03:14.439 --> 02:03:16.560 there's a good chance we don't win a single goddamn 2555 02:03:16.600 --> 02:03:17.000 one of them. 2556 02:03:17.520 --> 02:03:19.640 That's really nuts. That doesn't feel right. 2557 02:03:19.720 --> 02:03:22.279 But like we're losing Chris Sales starts or he's given 2558 02:03:22.359 --> 02:03:25.159 up one run, like it's over. Like we're not hitting 2559 02:03:25.319 --> 02:03:25.680 at all. 2560 02:03:26.399 --> 02:03:28.279 That's a fucking tough deal. September is gonna be the 2561 02:03:28.319 --> 02:03:30.920 fun one because for some reason, the Braves and Phillies 2562 02:03:30.960 --> 02:03:32.239 played like the whole month. 2563 02:03:32.760 --> 02:03:34.000 Yeah, seven fucking times. 2564 02:03:34.560 --> 02:03:37.039 Yeah, So like I want to if we can make 2565 02:03:37.039 --> 02:03:38.439 it out to one of those games, that'd be exciting. 2566 02:03:38.520 --> 02:03:40.039 We should fucking try to make that. That would be 2567 02:03:40.119 --> 02:03:42.000 cool because there's like a four game series and then 2568 02:03:42.039 --> 02:03:46.720 a very short break and then we play again. So like, 2569 02:03:47.920 --> 02:03:49.439 and there's gonna be no baseball next year, so we 2570 02:03:49.439 --> 02:03:50.399 probably should do it this year. 2571 02:03:51.039 --> 02:03:53.640 Johnny does the x PAC voice during sex. 2572 02:03:54.119 --> 02:03:58.439 No, I don't you know what that thing anymore? Like 2573 02:03:58.720 --> 02:03:59.720 me looking at my cock. 2574 02:04:02.039 --> 02:04:03.319 Be bashing your head in with a rock. 2575 02:04:03.760 --> 02:04:09.840 Dude, Why are you there? What are you doing there? 2576 02:04:10.600 --> 02:04:11.439 My name is. 2577 02:04:13.720 --> 02:04:18.439 Okay Momo three one six three one six three one six. 2578 02:04:18.359 --> 02:04:20.319 Oh yeah yeah, hell yeah. 2579 02:04:20.680 --> 02:04:27.680 Collector keV missus Baba's baby boy, trying to inform you 2580 02:04:28.640 --> 02:04:35.199 call me Ray william Son, No, dude, no, I won't 2581 02:04:35.479 --> 02:04:44.359 stumbled Candy Zach Sabers Senior, Logan, Kane w yg Yeah himmy, Yeah, 2582 02:04:45.319 --> 02:04:52.800 James davy Son, Watts, Joe Payne, Johnny getting dicked down. 2583 02:04:52.640 --> 02:04:57.159 By no no, no, no, oh no no. 2584 02:04:57.319 --> 02:04:59.640 I would not say his name because I. 2585 02:05:00.159 --> 02:05:06.479 Oh amn, Richard Son, Oh god, I hated that. I 2586 02:05:06.600 --> 02:05:07.119 didn't like that. 2587 02:05:07.720 --> 02:05:09.920 Dana Meme, Crispy Games. 2588 02:05:10.119 --> 02:05:11.560 There he is ash. 2589 02:05:12.359 --> 02:05:14.760 I saw James at Monday Night Raw with a mis 2590 02:05:14.920 --> 02:05:16.520 shirt on, booing see him punk. 2591 02:05:17.319 --> 02:05:19.279 Oh wow. He fucking had a really hard time writing 2592 02:05:19.319 --> 02:05:19.880 this sentence. 2593 02:05:22.760 --> 02:05:27.159 Mini Golf, Oh, I like Mini Golf Freak the Fox, Oh, 2594 02:05:27.840 --> 02:05:32.239 Derek d my name's Billy, Yeah, take it out and 2595 02:05:32.319 --> 02:05:33.239 start wind milling. 2596 02:05:33.600 --> 02:05:33.920 Guys. 2597 02:05:35.680 --> 02:05:38.880 Enough guy, dude, lock him up. 2598 02:05:39.439 --> 02:05:43.439 Let's fucking go and have sex with him too. 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