Speaker 1: Welcome to the Snarts Egg. You're about to get your
Speaker 1: name's glazed by the great Chris Ray Guns, Derek black Bet,
Speaker 1: and Tom Sweeney. Sit back and prepare for some ship.
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Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, welcome, Welcome to the Stark Tank Podcast. It's
Speaker 3: me Chris, it's him Sweeney.
Speaker 1: Look at him.
Speaker 3: Look at him over there, look at him, and then
Speaker 3: there's Derek over there.
Speaker 1: How did bar I need a ten gallon hat?
Speaker 3: Ten gallon hat?
Speaker 1: Don't you think I want one so bad? No? Not me,
Speaker 1: but like I mean, if you want if you want one,
Speaker 1: I gotta get one for sure. Why don't we sell
Speaker 1: ten gallon hats like us? Yeah, Snark Tank ten gallon hats.
Speaker 2: There's nothing. There's nothing cowboys ask about any of us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you know what. I think it's a
Speaker 3: good idea. I'll try and find an Indonesian slave to
Speaker 3: manufacture some fiber.
Speaker 1: Fiber. I had one of our one of our arts,
Speaker 1: uh one arts? What the fun? One of our one
Speaker 1: of our shirts, the Demonic Swing was commissioned by an
Speaker 1: Indonesian Muslim. And I say is Muslim because he said
Speaker 1: brother every other sentence. If you ever talked to a Muslim?
Speaker 1: They said, brother. You know, it's like it's almost like
Speaker 1: a Pokemon saying its name. It's that much.
Speaker 3: So you're saying Hulk Hogan was Muslim.
Speaker 1: You just gave me something to think about. No way,
Speaker 1: no way, don't.
Speaker 2: I don't explicitly did he explicitly treat the fucking Muslim
Speaker 2: wrestler that was like the guy that was almost the
Speaker 2: great that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Like wrestling fans cared at that time. He was just terrorist,
Speaker 1: that's all. But like I've seen the Yeah, actually that's
Speaker 1: what wrestling was back in the day.
Speaker 3: It was it was possibly all of w w was
Speaker 3: actually just Jeff done. I'm playing with puppets and you
Speaker 3: guys were so entranced by the convincing magic.
Speaker 1: I'm still you actually thought they were real people. I'm
Speaker 1: still in trance. I think it's still happening today. Like
Speaker 1: I think you just unveiled it for me, and I'm sad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when we were all when we all knew Jeff
Speaker 3: Donne was playing with puppets, that's when the magic wore off,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like and he just kind
Speaker 3: of pivoted to like I mean even was this whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man him changing. I just saw somebody share
Speaker 1: that clip of us.
Speaker 4: I don't know which it was a it was an
Speaker 4: actually what the Twitter trash dude, my brain needs to
Speaker 4: that was pretty much here before it was a podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I do remember on one of the episodes, maybe
Speaker 1: it was the first one. It had to be in
Speaker 1: the first one where she one head uh said like,
Speaker 1: you guys got to do a podcast, and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's right, okay, yeah, yes ma'am. And uh, yeah, somebody
Speaker 1: shared the clip of us talking.
Speaker 3: You got you talking about ho Coker specifically medium.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was funny because I was thinking about that
Speaker 1: moment when I found out about Hulkgan dying. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. And then uh, I finally checked Twitter late
Speaker 1: at night I saw that clip. I was fucking laughing.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that too. I love when that happened,
Speaker 1: When all that Gawka shit happened, it got on Earth.
Speaker 1: Using the hard R coupled with brother was my favorite
Speaker 1: thing for like a month probably, just like and they
Speaker 1: were inseparable, like if you were doing if I was
Speaker 1: doing a Hull Hogan impression, and uh, that is.
Speaker 2: Such a that is such an insane combination of words. Yes,
Speaker 2: you're like you're you're displaying unity will also talk telling
Speaker 2: you you're not a human.
Speaker 3: You know my brother that's as a monster. Look anyway, Well,
Speaker 3: before we get to deep into the weeds, Patreon dot
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Speaker 3: uh for each of us, and that'll lead to some debate.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that'll be order was fucking tough. Actually an order.
Speaker 1: I can do an order, but I have like a close.
Speaker 3: I have the order that I was feeling at the
Speaker 3: time that I wrote it. But like, I'm sure I'll
Speaker 3: read it now and I'll be like, maybe that's high.
Speaker 3: Like I don't know, it's it's always the order is
Speaker 3: not necessarily important. But I think top five is top
Speaker 3: five is my top five I felt confident about it
Speaker 3: was the bottom the bottom five is how that was
Speaker 3: actually really hard. Top five is like I've been the
Speaker 3: same for years. I think I know my bottom five
Speaker 3: always shifts.
Speaker 1: Yeahs, so you got that, Okay, It's it's tough. I
Speaker 1: had to remember I mentioned that. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure knocking Country is in my top ten. But
Speaker 1: when I started thinking about everything together, I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't think I can. It has to be audible mention.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 3: We gotta uh yeah, well, anyway, that's going to be
Speaker 3: in a Patroon stouton episode. We might actually put that
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Speaker 2: Guys, I'm so warning you you will get shot. I
Speaker 2: am so there are so many guns in my house.
Speaker 2: I'm completely let you know, I'm completely on board.
Speaker 1: Let's put it to a vote. Yeah, all in favor.
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Speaker 2: Listen, fans, I'm warning you. Your lives are valuable, even
Speaker 2: though they're I'm lying to you telling your lives valuable.
Speaker 1: Did you not have a gun? My dad has read
Speaker 1: dad that he doesn't speak to. You're gonna ask him
Speaker 1: for Lily's dad has like four guns. Literally, he's Mexican.
Speaker 1: He found out about guns like six years ago and
Speaker 1: I found out of it. He really like, what are these?
Speaker 3: He thought wars were people punching each other.
Speaker 1: He stole or something. I don't know. He found out
Speaker 1: about all that. Jesus.
Speaker 2: He found out about gun like started like getting really
Speaker 2: into guns, and he bought a lot of them.
Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, there's way so many guns
Speaker 1: on his property. So for future way, he got the
Speaker 1: property for future reference. He got in the gun six
Speaker 1: years ago, same ship ship, What is this? Those are
Speaker 1: real things? I thought they were just like movie We
Speaker 1: just like never somehow his brain never lashed on to
Speaker 1: all like he's seen John Wick and he like cowboys.
Speaker 2: I don't know how, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 2: how correlated. I don't know how correlated cowboys Like some
Speaker 2: of his.
Speaker 1: Best friends got gunned down by cops and he just
Speaker 1: didn't understand what happened. Those thermoses look dangerous, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I incredibly actually hate it. I was like, there's too
Speaker 1: many of them here. Gun.
Speaker 3: Oh look so one hundred dollars access to cases absolutely
Speaker 3: and uh, you know, if you can make it through,
Speaker 3: it's yours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's yours if you can make it into
Speaker 1: the house.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: And somehow survived the heroic of bullets and by all meats.
Speaker 1: Didn't all means that you deserve it anyway, Look, you
Speaker 1: got auto we had auto rifle too for some reason.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Look, there's a lot of a lot of stuff
Speaker 3: to talk about. It's a pretty it's a it's it's
Speaker 3: an eventful week for sure. So some of the rare
Speaker 3: times where I feel like we've actually caught things on time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, So which which which one do you
Speaker 1: want to you want to jump into the biggest Well,
Speaker 1: we got to.
Speaker 3: Go over the fact that like this is like what
Speaker 3: twenty this is twenty sixteen two or like twenty twenty fifth.
Speaker 3: What was the year that like all those celebrities died.
Speaker 1: I don't remember it was twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3: No, I mean maybe that was another one, but like
Speaker 3: I remember like Robin Williams and like it was twenty fourteen,
Speaker 3: twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, one of those years where everybody
Speaker 3: started dying.
Speaker 1: Fifteen or sixteen, and it's went around that.
Speaker 3: I just don't Rememberah, I can't remember exactly who, but
Speaker 3: I remember it was just a shit ton of people
Speaker 3: like in a row, and I was just like, Yo,
Speaker 3: it's crazy, it's happening again. Hulk Hogan dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we gotta start off with the So the
Speaker 1: biggest one that started it started with a little bit
Speaker 1: of a like, oh, that's unfortunate. The Cosby dude, the
Speaker 1: Cosby son, Malcolm Jamal Warner. Yes, so he died and
Speaker 1: he drowned Aria. Yeah, on vacation. He drowned and told
Speaker 1: her is her fault? I was going to say, I
Speaker 1: think she did. She did claims another I don't this
Speaker 1: territory belongs to people that look like me now and
Speaker 1: then she drowned them crazy. It was crazy, and I
Speaker 1: was like, why did you do that? I asked her.
Speaker 1: I was like, why did you do that? And she
Speaker 1: was like, I just stand on business. Oh you're drowning deal.
Speaker 1: Stop drowning deal. Stop drowning deal. Somebody cut it out, man,
Speaker 1: stop stop drowning right now. Stop that downing deal. Stop
Speaker 1: it please. That is crazy, look obviously, but no, that
Speaker 1: was sad.
Speaker 3: And then it was was it him and then Ozzy or.
Speaker 1: So it was him first and then yeah, because this
Speaker 1: was a little bit like, oh man, it's unfortunate. And
Speaker 1: then Ozzie just happened with like two three days ago
Speaker 1: or something something like that, which that was pretty significant. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So that was that was that was nuts because he
Speaker 1: just did that big ass fucking show, the Farewell Ozzie
Speaker 1: Black Sabbath Show, like two three weeks ago, and then
Speaker 1: so and then people, unfortunately, they weren't attributing to it.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I'm good now we can find the rest.
Speaker 1: They are attribute it to us making fun of him,
Speaker 1: and then look, we were having fun with the idea,
Speaker 1: you know, it's not I don't know if we were
Speaker 1: making fun of Ozzie necessarily. Well, see we weren't. But
Speaker 1: here's the weird thing. Now, I don't know if this
Speaker 1: is actually true because they didn't I didn't vet it.
Speaker 1: But allegedly he wrote a letter to stop the BBC
Speaker 1: from airing a documentary that would show all the atrocities
Speaker 1: of Israel Palestine.
Speaker 3: Like conflict him.
Speaker 1: That's allegedly he signed, like a bunch of people signed
Speaker 1: a letter to like not so I.
Speaker 3: Could believe Sharon did exactly anything.
Speaker 1: Anything He even says controversial on paper, it's Sharon. So
Speaker 1: it's one of those things where I'm like, uh oh,
Speaker 1: what if he found out about what Sharon did and
Speaker 1: then somehow used TikTok and stumbled upon our posts Because
Speaker 1: you said it went viral, I mean it's it's it
Speaker 1: got relatively, it got unusually played. He's I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think this is very funny. I'm actually I
Speaker 1: like people, I'm gonna die now. And he died, and
Speaker 1: he said he called it he was he knew he was, like,
Speaker 1: because I feel like when you're that fucked up in decrepit,
Speaker 1: because apparently he probably should have died a million years ago,
Speaker 1: just from how much.
Speaker 3: He didn't do the amount of drugs that guy was
Speaker 3: doing his entire life. But I had no idea that
Speaker 3: he was that close to Like it's kind of it's
Speaker 3: kind of awesome if you think about the fact he's
Speaker 3: like he was able to do that thing. Like the
Speaker 3: timing of that was fucking perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: That was he might have been dead the whole time, man,
Speaker 2: I mean, he might have been updated caver making it move.
Speaker 1: And stuff like that. It's the fucking Marionette show, just
Speaker 1: like but so her Like if you just zoom up
Speaker 1: just a little bit, you'll see her, just like, come on, Asie,
Speaker 1: come on, Darling, ship you that made my name out
Speaker 1: of my room.
Speaker 3: I watched a bunch of clips to the Osbourn I've
Speaker 3: never actually seen it.
Speaker 2: Shows insane, Insane. I you liked that show. It was
Speaker 2: one of the you enjoyed that show.
Speaker 1: It was one of the few reality TV shows that
Speaker 1: were It was it was like anti because it was
Speaker 1: so not the only reason it worked, because it's so
Speaker 1: it didn't work, like you know, reality television is.
Speaker 3: It's producer is telling you to startify with it was.
Speaker 3: It was from what I understand, it was like the
Speaker 3: Blueprint was like this was actually just real. They were
Speaker 3: recording them and then they would just edit together moments
Speaker 3: that were funny. Yeah, whereas like future reality shows were
Speaker 3: just like all right, we're gonna instigate stuff because we
Speaker 3: can't wait for you.
Speaker 1: Guys are boring, no one cares about you. We have
Speaker 1: to make people care about you, versus the people cared
Speaker 1: about this guy. And he was kind of funny because
Speaker 1: of how insane he is. Hilarious, like he says a
Speaker 1: lot of funny stuff, like he's just he's a quick
Speaker 1: funny It's.
Speaker 2: Hard to reality show pre and post Kardashians. That's what happens,
Speaker 2: like pre Kardashians, like the original well.
Speaker 1: The Osborn's was the original Kardashians.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, it's but like the change in reality shows
Speaker 2: happened after the Kardashians.
Speaker 1: That's when it turned into like hyper scripted, Like, well, no,
Speaker 1: it happened during Yeah, because the Kardashians was there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were the they were the beginning's pre and
Speaker 2: post so like it's what was the name of the show,
Speaker 2: Like the Big Brother was a Big Brother was a
Speaker 2: real world.
Speaker 1: The first one that ship was crazy. This should have
Speaker 1: happened on that shows that people should be in jail, like,
Speaker 1: like you should go to jail forever.
Speaker 3: I didn't think I blend a dog.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure one guy like in the first season
Speaker 1: episode one, Yeah, the pilot episode, I'm not sure one
Speaker 1: dude like show up like like the dog is fighting,
Speaker 1: he's holding it down. He's holding a great Dane down.
Speaker 1: In the regular Ninja Blender, the dog is and he's
Speaker 1: just the dog is five nine. It's like he's juiceing
Speaker 1: the motherfucker. Anybody wants to juice It's a big ass
Speaker 1: fucking dog.
Speaker 3: I didn't make the rules, man, I.
Speaker 1: Don't think the biggest kline ever was five to nine.
Speaker 3: Whatever listened? So it was him, So so it was
Speaker 3: what is it? Michael, Joel Warner, Ozzie then Hulk, Hulk.
Speaker 1: Brother brother yea brother. That one was funny for me, though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not sad about it. Uh is Terry Bulliah the
Speaker 1: person is a massive piece of trash, Like so yeah,
Speaker 1: you just I didn't even feel remotely sad. I was
Speaker 1: just like, oh man, that well, what a bummer that.
Speaker 1: I was kind of hoping that he was going. He
Speaker 1: just went further and further to the right and stuff.
Speaker 1: I was hoping that he was just gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm old as shit, I'm gonna be a better person,
Speaker 1: which a lot of terrible people end up doing because
Speaker 1: they kind of start getting scared. But he didn't do that.
Speaker 3: He just like he went. He completely ran in that direction.
Speaker 1: He totally I was like, fuck, man, what a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: And then but I'm glad that one of his last
Speaker 1: ww appearances.
Speaker 3: Got booed, so he was like moving enough. You think
Speaker 3: that that did the remaining damage and I think that
Speaker 3: took the last like ten years off his life.
Speaker 1: That just him probably expecting to get a cheap pop
Speaker 1: because I'm Hulk Hogan. But people were just like nah, dude,
Speaker 1: especially because I think it was in La. Yeah, it's like, no,
Speaker 1: fuck off, we're not gonna call brother.
Speaker 3: That's not where you are. Brother, anyway, call me Hulk.
Speaker 3: I would feel disrespected if you didn't call me a hole.
Speaker 2: I think it's so funny because when you when you
Speaker 2: look into like this history, like I remember watching like
Speaker 2: fucking wrestling documentaries that thin just sucks.
Speaker 3: Of course, it's like crazy. It's like, I genuinely he's
Speaker 3: one of those people that I like in the popular culture,
Speaker 3: like this guy said. I was like, I never even
Speaker 3: remotely liked this guy, Like I hated his fucking mustache.
Speaker 1: I hated like everything about it was that he wasn't
Speaker 1: for our generation. He was not far generation to wrestlers
Speaker 1: are him is the rock that is our generation to?
Speaker 2: I mean I used I used to like, I used
Speaker 2: to like the Rock a lot. I don't hate him
Speaker 2: exactly now. He's kind of like, see I love.
Speaker 3: Those videos, by the way, because Superman came out all
Speaker 3: those videos of like Black Adam when he was on
Speaker 3: the promotional tour for Black Adam. Yeah, and he's like
Speaker 3: he's like giving these like dramatic speeches.
Speaker 1: Like the structure of the the DC universe is about change.
Speaker 3: And it gives a little wing to the camera, and
Speaker 3: then nothing happened, and then.
Speaker 2: Situations really funny strong on them into like doing it
Speaker 2: is really fucked what he did actually, but it's just
Speaker 2: it was just I don't know. Hogan was always an asshole.
Speaker 2: He was always a glory hog undercut several wrestlers seeing
Speaker 2: fucking Stone colas he boss to talk about him and
Speaker 2: have to be respectful and being like he's he's done
Speaker 2: great things for the wrestling thing, and it's like, what
Speaker 2: anything else, Like, that's all.
Speaker 1: I really want to talk about.
Speaker 3: What was that that tweet that he had poop in
Speaker 3: my gym?
Speaker 1: Brother, Like, so a dog pooped in his gym. There
Speaker 1: used to be a picture attached to it, but you know,
Speaker 1: and then and then he responded to somebody with poop brother,
Speaker 1: but that tweets gone, so it just looks like he
Speaker 1: just says poop brother. And then he has another one
Speaker 1: where it's I don't know why. All the boomers they
Speaker 1: somehow don't know how to upload a video, and so
Speaker 1: they somehow got the name of the file, so I
Speaker 1: MG something underscore, dot m ov or whatever. And then
Speaker 1: that was posted and I'm like, how do you do that?
Speaker 1: I don't even know how you do that. It's like,
Speaker 1: just post the video. The amount? How you do that?
Speaker 1: The amount?
Speaker 3: The well, how should I say this? The degree to
Speaker 3: which you understand technology enough to understand that a link
Speaker 3: does things and to post it is somehow incongruent with
Speaker 3: the ability not to know how to upload a photo,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, how do you know what a link is? It
Speaker 1: feels like its know how to how do you get
Speaker 1: to the file link of the video? Because like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Picture, I kind of understand you.
Speaker 1: They like say it's on the internet, right, and then
Speaker 1: they copy the link to it and not the actual
Speaker 1: just saving it and then re uploading it. But the
Speaker 1: video is really perplexing.
Speaker 2: It seems like someone instead of like I don't know
Speaker 2: how to use a canoe, I'm gonna jump in the
Speaker 2: water and then swim pulling a.
Speaker 1: Canoe and it's like, what do you? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: How did you? How did you? I'm getting really tired
Speaker 1: of this canoe is not really working that hard, all right,
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Put trap one of the bag,
Speaker 1: it swims across the lake and then this is it
Speaker 1: die suddenly? Brother, so he's gone. I was.
Speaker 3: I was genuinely more bummed out about Ozzie and I
Speaker 3: have no real history with I just know of him
Speaker 3: because so many of my friends were like metal heads.
Speaker 3: I mean the Brutal Legend. I remember I remember playing
Speaker 3: Brutal Legend and that was kind of cool. He was
Speaker 3: like he was like the guardian of metal in that game,
Speaker 3: and he just kind of shows he's a pretty good voice.
Speaker 3: Actor actually well basically a pretty good job in that game.
Speaker 1: It makes it crazy that he should have he should be.
Speaker 2: The moment I saw him, I knew he was already
Speaker 2: like not long for this world, and I was like.
Speaker 1: I was like, this guy is gonna die. So clearly
Speaker 1: it was one of the reasons why you got kicked
Speaker 1: out of Black Sabbath. All right, there was tension, but
Speaker 1: then there was also like a I know, we're all
Speaker 1: partying getting fucked up, but you're like doing it like
Speaker 1: three times, you know, like what we're doing, So we're
Speaker 1: gonna get someone that's little bit more. He died.
Speaker 2: He was like seventy seventy six, I think, Yeah, he
Speaker 2: was in his fifties. That was a bad like a fifty
Speaker 2: year old. When I first found out about him, he
Speaker 2: was a rough look. I mean, yeah, he was just
Speaker 2: covered in drugs.
Speaker 1: He went hard in the paint. He talked about it,
Speaker 1: and uh, I saw an interview with that with his
Speaker 1: son and forgot he had the son. Yeah, And it's
Speaker 1: funny because it took a while for his son to
Speaker 1: grow up and start actually looking like a real person.
Speaker 1: Because if you looked at his son during like say
Speaker 1: the Osbournes. He looked like a almost like a a
Speaker 1: character that you made like a British almost like like
Speaker 1: he should be in Wallson Graman or something. He just
Speaker 1: he just looked. He looked roofy. He had a fucking
Speaker 1: frow and thick black frames and he was still like
Speaker 1: that day and I was like, what this is? This
Speaker 1: isn't real. Kelly would just look at dumb alternative chick whatever.
Speaker 1: But like now you look at Kelly. She has a
Speaker 1: little bit of work done, but she looks very mature,
Speaker 1: looks good. Jack looks fantastic now and he got out
Speaker 1: that he almost shed his British accent too. It's crazy,
Speaker 1: it's barely there, Kelly not but he kind of I
Speaker 1: think he kind of really tried to separate himself. And
Speaker 1: but yeah, I was he was doing interview. He was
Speaker 1: asking like, oh, what would you tell your like twenty
Speaker 1: year old self and don't do fucking drugs? Might don't
Speaker 1: fucking drugs, and then just really emphasizing like oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: like how great he feels comparatively because he remembers it's
Speaker 1: weird how your fucking brain just will kill you like
Speaker 1: that where that feeling of drugs is so good that
Speaker 1: I know it's killing me, but I still need it.
Speaker 1: It's outside of him, Like I would hope that, say,
Speaker 1: evolution would speed up to be like I need to
Speaker 1: be able. It's kind of like how they're certain Like
Speaker 1: I was just looking, I was I don't know why
Speaker 1: I was watching like a like a documentary about capsation,
Speaker 1: like the stuff that you know gives hate sensation, right,
Speaker 1: and how like your body will adapt to it, you know,
Speaker 1: like it doesn't do anything like that for other drugs,
Speaker 1: like where hey, like there's certain things that so like,
Speaker 1: you know, certain things are like, oh man, I'm so
Speaker 1: fucking wired. I love this. I feel like there should
Speaker 1: be something. I guess it does, just not to a
Speaker 1: lesser degree like it does you have to keep doing
Speaker 1: more to get the same feeling. Again, I guess it
Speaker 1: does do that. It's like, I guess it does do that.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Our brain chemistry, our brain chemistry is so not we
Speaker 2: don't really understand how our brains work. And that's because
Speaker 2: you don't. You don't get to work on people's brains
Speaker 2: while they're actively alive.
Speaker 1: Humane.
Speaker 3: I don't get why you just don't have people like
Speaker 3: sign off on them because.
Speaker 2: It's like there's there's a there's a clear reason why
Speaker 2: it's it's unfortunate. But it's because of the fact that
Speaker 2: if that was the case people with unique features or
Speaker 2: traits when they're sick, they'd be like, oh, you're dying
Speaker 2: and they would just throw you into.
Speaker 3: No, no that you know, that's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I'm saying like, if you can just volunteer to do.
Speaker 2: That, Well, the thing is that if you volunteer before
Speaker 2: you're alive, right, what happens is that because most people
Speaker 2: are gonna be like, oh, yeah, go ahead and do
Speaker 2: it to me, right, Like, oh, although bring diagnosed the people,
Speaker 2: did you they see it?
Speaker 3: No, Like no, they'll bring diagnosed to people.
Speaker 2: They'll be like, oh, I went there because I have
Speaker 2: like maybe like a cough or something like that, right,
Speaker 2: and they'll be like, oh, well, things are worse than
Speaker 2: eight seem for you to lie to get you there,
Speaker 2: to do like.
Speaker 1: That to you.
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's the whole theory about organ donors. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but they'll do that to people that are alive. They'll
Speaker 2: they'll do it to people even like oh, I'll do
Speaker 2: it at a certain point in my life where they'll
Speaker 2: be like, oh, they're just trying to bribe them, or
Speaker 2: they'll take people that have like worse situations. Like people
Speaker 2: will manipulate it to take advantage of people, and somehow
Speaker 2: they will do it no matter what.
Speaker 3: Before they were alive, yes, try not before they.
Speaker 1: Are alive, like while they're still alive. I was stuck.
Speaker 3: I didn't hear anything you said after that because I
Speaker 3: was like, what the fuck are you talking?
Speaker 1: They will manipulate people just I was just thinking of like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's clip.
Speaker 2: They will manipulate people into like doing ship that. They're
Speaker 2: like it's not technically the mostly of course, but they
Speaker 2: will do that whatever, yes, and they will be poor
Speaker 2: people and they will be marginalizable.
Speaker 1: First it's it's really just stupid people. It's least just
Speaker 1: stupid people ruin everything. Because if you're stupid enough to
Speaker 1: sign off, that's kind of the thing. It's like, if
Speaker 1: you see enough to sign off, it's like, yea experiment
Speaker 1: on my brain while I'm alive, I agree with. But
Speaker 1: if that's manipulating a stupid person, you're a poor person
Speaker 1: doesn't have much going for them ready, And then what
Speaker 1: happened is that instead of giving you some sort of
Speaker 1: rights to respect, they're going to manipulate you into doing
Speaker 1: that in the first place. That's the nature of it.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 2: Did you guys ask Look if there's on paper it
Speaker 2: sounds like a good idea, but then in practice it
Speaker 2: will be done fucked.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 3: I think you get a lot of advancement done in
Speaker 3: like a week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent, you have a lot of advancement done.
Speaker 2: But it also be a lot of people like I
Speaker 2: have oh negative blood When I was younger, and I
Speaker 2: probably broke a rib, they be like, hey, you, so
Speaker 2: it looks like it's cancer, and they would have just
Speaker 2: fucking killed me and done tests on me. That's cool,
Speaker 2: that's it's fucked. They'll do that to people.
Speaker 3: It's like, I don't even understand what you're saying. So
Speaker 3: you're saying like they would trick you into thinking you're dying.
Speaker 2: Things are way worse than they are just to do
Speaker 2: tests on you. One hundred percent, But that's not really not.
Speaker 1: Really what It's horrible.
Speaker 3: It's not really a nice thing to do, though.
Speaker 1: Am I get it. Look, man, it's not it wouldn't
Speaker 1: be that an affairs, I think it would just be
Speaker 1: more of like I think it just comes out of
Speaker 1: everything else. There's a lot of things we can't do
Speaker 1: because stupid people ruin everything. It's if people actually had uh,
Speaker 1: because people, everybody should have autonomy, and the only reason
Speaker 1: why a lot of people don't is because, oh, we
Speaker 1: can't trust stupid people to make their own decisions. And
Speaker 1: if people were on the level of what we consider
Speaker 1: the level to be responsible enough to make their own
Speaker 1: decisions in that way with like many things, right, Like,
Speaker 1: it's why the whole the old reason why we don't
Speaker 1: want guns. You know, everybody haven't got it crazy. It's
Speaker 1: because of like really it's not even crazy people, right,
Speaker 1: there's laws that people that are crazy they can't control it,
Speaker 1: you don't want to give themselves. But it's stupid people.
Speaker 1: Stupid fucking cut you off in traffic. They'll get mad
Speaker 1: at you for flipping them off your face. Also, like
Speaker 1: I'll keep my loaded gun under my desk where my
Speaker 1: kids can reach it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, like that's a stupid person. That's what
Speaker 3: I mean. Not so much crazy, but like genuinely.
Speaker 1: Some little baby wanders around with a gun, shoots through
Speaker 1: the wall and kills.
Speaker 3: Grandmother and then he's just like, well, baby.
Speaker 1: Around I watch like I watched a lot of true
Speaker 1: crime in the same deal. It's it's there's always a
Speaker 1: parent willing to give the crazy idiot. Like the parent
Speaker 1: isn't crazy, he's stupid, and that's what happens. It's like
Speaker 1: the crazy kid that's like, Dad, I don't want a gun.
Speaker 1: I'm having these weird feelings, and he's like, oh, son,
Speaker 1: that was a.
Speaker 3: Real thing, wasn't it. That was like that sounds familiar.
Speaker 1: That was story kid that got to see it happened.
Speaker 3: It was like in the last two I know, but
Speaker 3: like in the last two years, that was like a
Speaker 3: confirmed thing where it's like, yeah, he.
Speaker 1: Wanted a gun because he was angry, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: are you stupid? You bought him a gun because he was.
Speaker 3: Angry and wanted a gun.
Speaker 2: The Discord kid, that's the one that like they checked
Speaker 2: his discord or whatever and then they came without they
Speaker 2: were like, hey, you all right, kid, and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm fine.
Speaker 1: His esteem rising off of it.
Speaker 3: He looks like he looks like the Grinch a little bit,
Speaker 3: and it's like, what.
Speaker 1: The dude al right. I said another thing where it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I I know automation shouldn't replace everything, but when it
Speaker 1: comes to the FBI report reporting, I trust AI over
Speaker 1: the because the amount of times that like the FBI
Speaker 1: is uh notified about these dangerous kids and they're like
Speaker 1: like they look at they look into it, right, and
Speaker 1: then they're like, ah, it's fine. And then they killed
Speaker 1: five hundred people and they're like, oh, you know, anyone
Speaker 1: could have made.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, he just bought fifty thousand bomb making supplies.
Speaker 1: It's probably not that bomb.
Speaker 2: He bought three bomb making kids from Walmart, and everybody
Speaker 2: was like, it's not that big a deal.
Speaker 3: It was like it was right next to the fucking detergent.
Speaker 2: There was a kid they have fucking now they ranium
Speaker 2: and all that.
Speaker 1: Radium. It it's a cheaper grade, but you know it's
Speaker 1: it's it's ranium and.
Speaker 3: Walmart like a great value uranium.
Speaker 2: It's in like a fucking it's not even contained well
Speaker 2: it's it's contained like a type of just a little tub.
Speaker 2: It's oxy tub lead around it in the side.
Speaker 1: It's like as much lead as that's you know, probably
Speaker 1: in your cell phone, like that thin layer. That doesn't
Speaker 1: mean it's just like great value heavy metals. Could you
Speaker 1: imagine that anyway?
Speaker 3: So like so so these and then Chuck Mangione Chuck
Speaker 3: Man is dead also, which I had no idea. I
Speaker 3: had no knowledge of this guy.
Speaker 1: Much less known to I would say most people, especially
Speaker 1: most people don't listen to any type of jazz or
Speaker 1: anything with a lot of brass instruments. Yeah, so you
Speaker 1: know that's fair, but I think was he.
Speaker 3: In brass against the machine?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That pissed on that dude, which is uh crazy.
Speaker 1: That's pissed a lot on him too. I meant you
Speaker 1: like it was good because it wasn't like a forceful piss.
Speaker 1: She was like, fuck, I need to piss badly, but
Speaker 1: I don't want to stop the show because it is unconventional.
Speaker 1: Even like and bands play like huge fucking sets, their
Speaker 1: breaks are very short. So I feel like a lot
Speaker 1: of times they're pissing in bottles like the rock or
Speaker 1: something because they don't leave long enough to go to
Speaker 1: a urinal or port a potty. So like they'll be
Speaker 1: like little breaks. Because I've been to shows and they'll
Speaker 1: be like, okay, they'll take like a fucking minute break,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, a minute's not enough to go all
Speaker 1: the way to the urinal and come all the way.
Speaker 1: So it's like you have one like nearby respect maybe
Speaker 1: they have something probably, but even so they ever tried
Speaker 1: to like piss before commercial was over, like say new
Speaker 1: commercials now commercial. So they'll be like, oh, thirty second
Speaker 1: ad or something or for two thirty second ads and
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I can beat this, you know, and
Speaker 1: then I'll go pick And then the piss was way long.
Speaker 1: It was what I feel like I could piss in
Speaker 1: a minute, wash my hands, get out.
Speaker 2: No, I'm piss and shotgun blasts. I have to literally
Speaker 2: put my pelvis inside the the thing, lay down on the.
Speaker 1: If I joke my pool hole, that that like, is
Speaker 1: that how me stretched?
Speaker 3: I mean that's through the process of joking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's so we're joking in the opposite micro fraction.
Speaker 1: I guess we should call it something else, you know,
Speaker 1: Michael fractioning your penis tearing. Okay, there we go, ok
Speaker 1: what should we call it? If we want to do
Speaker 1: it horizontally? Welking welcome, We're welking, Okay, all right, joking
Speaker 1: for with welky Okay, I like it, so we're welking.
Speaker 1: So if I welk it, can I shotgun piss? Yes?
Speaker 1: All right? I trust, all.
Speaker 3: Right, I trust.
Speaker 1: I'll report back in a few weeks.
Speaker 3: Chuck, Chuck, Jenny. Who who is this guy?
Speaker 1: Well? I would say most people know him in my
Speaker 1: generation because of King of the Hill. He just cameos.
Speaker 1: King of the Hill cameos. So that's basically our anyone
Speaker 1: who's around my age. That's pretty I think without King
Speaker 1: of the Hill we probably wouldn't even know what the
Speaker 1: fuck he is. Actually that makes sense. I think genuinely
Speaker 1: that that would be the case. So it was kind
Speaker 1: of crazy to see that waking up. What was that yesterday?
Speaker 1: Yeah or something?
Speaker 3: I think it was something like it's it's a crazy
Speaker 3: amount of people going away. Can the hell in particular
Speaker 3: is like losing fucking everybody? Like, I don't know what
Speaker 3: the hell is on that cast, but uh, I don't
Speaker 3: know if they're all on the Epstein files or what,
Speaker 3: but or they have information or what, because like they
Speaker 3: all seem to be dying because I think Dale died,
Speaker 3: uh Leuanne died forever ago, Brittany Murphy, I guess he didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that until this week. He didn't know
Speaker 3: that until like business I told him like less than
Speaker 3: an hour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had no fucking clue.
Speaker 3: And uh, somebody else that John Redcorn He's dead.
Speaker 1: That was crazy, got fucking shot up. It's insane, crazy argument,
Speaker 1: gay ship. I didn't I didn't follow up on like
Speaker 1: because I know they're investigating, but I I just went
Speaker 1: to default where I'm like, you know, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: default to what the people are saying and not care
Speaker 1: about what the cops are saying.
Speaker 2: I think it was an from we know what. Definitely
Speaker 2: was an argument that led to someone dying, which is
Speaker 2: still insane. He's like, what, dude, like, don't shoot? But
Speaker 2: he's also from in Texas, where you know of people
Speaker 2: that are so tough but won't use their hands, but
Speaker 2: they'll use a gun. And someone's life is fucking hilarious
Speaker 2: to me. Like what's crazy though?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 3: Like what is like? What what's going on with that cast?
Speaker 1: I think Mike Judge is picking them off. I think
Speaker 1: Mike Judge is in the Epstein files. And then they
Speaker 1: felt like we should probably say something and yeah, well
Speaker 1: there was that theory, but then there was the other
Speaker 1: theory that he just wasn't paying the other people that much,
Speaker 1: and they were going to say he was in the
Speaker 1: Epstein files.
Speaker 3: Oh now he's gonna he's killing them, and he was like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to give them more money, yeah, because
Speaker 3: that it would have been solved by just paying them more,
Speaker 3: and yeah, I'm gonna kill that. He paid Hitman to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he paid the Moody that he could have
Speaker 1: paid the actors. He paid Hitman. He paid to a
Speaker 1: guy the real life age and forty seven. There is
Speaker 1: a real one and he he dressed up as that
Speaker 1: crazy neighbor in Texas and blasted John Redcord crazy.
Speaker 3: You look at the footage and it's aging forty seven
Speaker 3: doing all of that.
Speaker 1: He's doing everything. It's like he's in one he's more.
Speaker 1: He's in more than one place at the same time.
Speaker 1: He's that officient device like Yill.
Speaker 2: That's he's the cop that came and got the body,
Speaker 2: and he's also still being questioned at the same time
Speaker 2: what's happened.
Speaker 1: And he's the gun. He's that good man. That's the
Speaker 1: only way you can have that many video games. You
Speaker 1: have to be that good dude.
Speaker 2: Seeing the Have you seen all the edits of like
Speaker 2: the Epstein's camera where it's like all the various characters.
Speaker 3: Is yeah, generated, I will say.
Speaker 2: Largel and Dante jumping off the banister. Afterwards there's aged
Speaker 2: forty seven and going in there's Batman Spring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the there's a lot of respect. That's great.
Speaker 3: Generated stuff sucks generally. Uh, sometimes I think it can
Speaker 3: be well, Like sometimes I think there's like value in it.
Speaker 3: Those AI generated videos of the camera angle aiming towards
Speaker 3: Epstein's door with all the fucking crazy characters coming in
Speaker 3: the craziest one that I saw was it's such a
Speaker 3: it's such a crazy pull. But it was just like
Speaker 3: the the first boss fight in Dead Rising with the
Speaker 3: guys in the courtyard in the car the jeep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the guys. You just see Epstein's door and then
Speaker 1: a jeep, the jeep comes in and crashes through it.
Speaker 1: It's the guy with a turret in the back in
Speaker 1: the in the yellow in the the orange jump set.
Speaker 1: It's crazy crazy that fight.
Speaker 3: It's not fun at all. That fight is so not
Speaker 3: and it's crazy. I got in the game in the
Speaker 3: remake or the remaster or whatever, and I put it down,
Speaker 3: Like I just I was like, I'm not feeling this
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 1: There's so many problems with that.
Speaker 2: First of all, you don't move fast, you have nowhere
Speaker 2: near the first time you have to interact with them.
Speaker 2: You absolutely don't have the weapons to deal with them, right.
Speaker 2: And then you have to go past like you have
Speaker 2: to go past them the first time to get to
Speaker 2: the point where you can progress more of the game.
Speaker 2: So there's a bunch of zombies running around, yeah, and
Speaker 2: then it's you in a courtyard fucking limping holding a camera.
Speaker 1: I hated that.
Speaker 3: It's a really that. The thing that sucks about it too,
Speaker 3: is that like if you're trying to if you're trying
Speaker 3: to save everybody, and then the people just like they're
Speaker 3: defenseless and so they run and then they die and
Speaker 3: then you're like fuck. That game pissed me off though,
Speaker 3: because it's like I don't understand the logic of how
Speaker 3: the world works. And I don't mean like narratively, like
Speaker 3: how are the zombies like you know, and I don't
Speaker 3: mean like that shit. I mean like there's a timer, right,
Speaker 3: and so if you leave people alone like off screen,
Speaker 3: they will take damage, like they'll take the assumption will
Speaker 3: be like zombies are getting them, yeah, right, but if
Speaker 3: I leave them in a place that I know is safe,
Speaker 3: where I know nothing can get to them, they'll still
Speaker 3: take damage anyway. Yeah, And so I'm just like, well,
Speaker 3: fuck this, Like, I don't, I can't, I can't engage
Speaker 3: with this saving everybody to annoying.
Speaker 1: I know someone that did it because they had really
Speaker 1: really poor coding perfectly.
Speaker 3: Well, what's crazy about is that it's support design that's
Speaker 3: more design than coding.
Speaker 1: Well it is, it's both. Really, it is a design,
Speaker 1: but you use the code to design, right.
Speaker 3: So it's just the thing that's crazy about it though,
Speaker 3: is like if you leave, Like if you leave an
Speaker 3: area and you come back, everything responds, so like everything
Speaker 3: stays there, but then then it replenishes if you go back.
Speaker 3: But then the people, if they're in a safe place,
Speaker 3: still take damage. Like I couldn't like the logic of
Speaker 3: the world. I was like, I don't know how any
Speaker 3: of this.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I don't, I can't trust the game.
Speaker 2: Well, you got to get them to the safe rooms,
Speaker 2: right do you have to get them to safe rooms
Speaker 2: and they'll be safe in the safe room.
Speaker 3: I don't mind them being safe in the safer I
Speaker 3: just think it's like, if if I can only choose
Speaker 3: to leave them alone where they're gonna getting my zombies,
Speaker 3: or bring them into a battlefield where a boss will
Speaker 3: kill them immediately.
Speaker 2: But if I'm not, if I'm not mistaken, don't you
Speaker 2: bring them to the safe rom so they don't get hurt.
Speaker 2: I think if you leave them roaming throughout the area,
Speaker 2: they'll get hurt.
Speaker 3: But I thought, people, sometimes you have to bring them
Speaker 3: through locations. Yeah, it was just annoying. Like I hated
Speaker 3: I hated not standing.
Speaker 1: Camera that fucking like backpacker motherfucker. Oh I hate that guy, dude.
Speaker 2: I hated him so much. I got the shotgun and
Speaker 2: I tricked him into being in one of the little
Speaker 2: a little fucking kiosks, and I fucking slaughtered him.
Speaker 1: It was so funny. I fucking you can't kick me anymore.
Speaker 3: I have weird feelings. I have weird feelings about that
Speaker 3: game because I remember playing that game for the first
Speaker 3: time and it blew me away because I was just like,
Speaker 3: this is crazy what I'm seeing, Like just like the
Speaker 3: amount of zombies on screen and ship like it felt
Speaker 3: next gen at the time, yeah, but now I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't know if.
Speaker 1: I could play this. It's a fun game still, but
Speaker 1: it's just it's it's a really I mean, if it's dated, man,
Speaker 1: if you just Sleeping Dogs, I play Sleeping Dogs like
Speaker 1: the Definitive edition. I was like, uh, I forgot but
Speaker 1: I was, you know, I got it on Steam and
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm excited, like it is. I haven't
Speaker 1: played this game in a minute. And then I stopped
Speaker 1: when you started street racing because the car feels like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, coffin, it's so heavy and just lifeless.
Speaker 1: I was like, this feels so bad. I just stopped playing.
Speaker 1: I love that game. Onto that game and it was
Speaker 1: that game is absolutely disrespectful to the Asian Mafia because
Speaker 1: you're a psychopath of that game and you're supposed to
Speaker 1: not be like the episode where like the episode say
Speaker 1: you're a psychopath, you mean you're a cycle?
Speaker 2: Well no, the ship they have you doing the fucking
Speaker 2: tryad is crazy, Yeah, I mean because you have to
Speaker 2: you have to do some stuff.
Speaker 3: What crime game is it like? But Nico is like
Speaker 3: a great character, but he's also insane.
Speaker 1: He's like that ship that you're doing is man like
Speaker 1: sniping peoplelous.
Speaker 2: No, No, it is right, But the thing is that
Speaker 2: it's not. It's attached to like this like the tryad,
Speaker 2: which is real funny because it's like a bunch of
Speaker 2: Asian people just doing kug fu and beating to that,
Speaker 2: and it's like the fucking rooftop fucking arena fights where
Speaker 2: you can.
Speaker 1: Like throw people off buildings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're like, I'm still a cop, and it's like, bro,
Speaker 2: you just kicked a door close through someone's head.
Speaker 1: I feel like you are. It feel it's an accurate
Speaker 1: depiction of like modern day like Hong Kong or something
Speaker 1: modern modern day Korea Town contemporary Hong Kong, contemporary Hong
Speaker 1: Kong is very much like that. I think so actually,
Speaker 1: I think I think I think if you interview Jackie Chan,
Speaker 1: you would he would confirm, he would confirm he was.
Speaker 2: He was like, sorry, sorry about that. I was gonna
Speaker 2: speak in mander my apologies. Yes, it does get like that.
Speaker 1: I was, I was about to speak in my uh name,
Speaker 1: my movie tongue, my movie Okay, it's it's uncle that's
Speaker 1: caught uh gottata.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't know how he got it, but yeah,
Speaker 3: there's those aid. They generated videos of people walking into
Speaker 3: Epstein's file, walking into Empscene's uh sal and just murdering him.
Speaker 2: Forty one is the funniest, Like he walks up to
Speaker 2: you and he like looks back and forth and open.
Speaker 3: The dead Rising Boss just really got me because I'm like,
Speaker 3: why would you even think that?
Speaker 1: Like what the people that do ship like that? Right?
Speaker 1: Those deep cuts, You're like, who thought of it?
Speaker 2: They have to be around our age, They have to
Speaker 2: be around our age, and they have to like remember prison, prison,
Speaker 2: they were in prison.
Speaker 1: They did it. Yeah, that's that's That's what's crazy about
Speaker 1: it too. It's like it's more accurate kind of yeah. Yeah, actually,
Speaker 1: god damn, I hated that fight.
Speaker 2: Oh my, I need to see that, like specifically, I
Speaker 2: need to see that one because I gotta find the
Speaker 2: one is funny.
Speaker 1: Due it's funny because yeah, I don't know how to
Speaker 1: handle so he just like sprays and then the bats.
Speaker 1: It's the shape of a bat. It's really it's good.
Speaker 1: Every time I would do that, I would walk up
Speaker 1: to it as close as possible, and I'm like hurt
Speaker 1: at all. Plot Armor bro, he's a plot Armor man. Talk.
Speaker 1: I love that video. You can put it, you can
Speaker 1: put it on people.
Speaker 2: I think that's so when he kicks people into the
Speaker 2: fucking gas station thing and it blows up and they
Speaker 2: fly away, and it's like, Bruce.
Speaker 1: I found it. I found it. I found it immediately.
Speaker 3: It's it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Look at this.
Speaker 3: If you look up Epstein Dead Rising, you'll have to
Speaker 3: stroll by, you'll have to scroll through some question really
Speaker 3: questionable ship but stupid.
Speaker 1: But like I saw it, I was like, what a
Speaker 1: the idea to even do that is so? Like what
Speaker 1: because I didn't even remember.
Speaker 3: I don't think I remember that boss fight independently, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. I have to be reminded of it,
Speaker 3: of course, yeah, of course. But then like seeing I
Speaker 3: was like, Dead Rising, but that boss specifically, that's not
Speaker 3: even the most iconic boss from that game. Really, it's
Speaker 3: the clown, I think, right, clearly.
Speaker 2: I think it's it would have to be. I think
Speaker 2: it's that fight, but yeah, the clown is definitely.
Speaker 1: No, it's just the most notorious, right, it's the most annoying,
Speaker 1: because that's the one that's burned into my brain. Is
Speaker 1: that fight? Is that fight?
Speaker 3: Well, that's because it's the first one. It's the one
Speaker 3: that in the beginning, it's like the tutorial boss basically.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's it's as soon as you first get
Speaker 2: out of the main places, that's the first thing you encounter.
Speaker 1: You gotta get past this.
Speaker 2: If you could just put down the camera and run,
Speaker 2: that's that game would be an entirely different experience. If
Speaker 2: you could just not be holding on to the camera
Speaker 2: and hobbling.
Speaker 3: The game is crazy, like you could shoot upskirts of
Speaker 3: zombies and get points for it. So Japanese, it's hilarious.
Speaker 3: It was it erotica points the score.
Speaker 2: That's back when Capcom for Capcom decided to chill.
Speaker 1: They get rid of that in the remake, of course.
Speaker 2: I think it's when they were back when they were
Speaker 2: a while and that's like Residable five time and you're
Speaker 2: beating up Africans mercilessly cool.
Speaker 1: I mean, you had to do it. It's just there's
Speaker 1: there's no try to not wait that game's remake. I'm upset.
Speaker 1: I don't I do not, especially since I'm not playing Leon.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care about I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play it. I think he'll be in I'm
Speaker 1: gonna play, He'll be in it. But I just I'm
Speaker 1: I'm being a biased idiot. What's crazy? Like what is he? Like?
Speaker 2: Is he gonna be like teleporting kicking zombies in the
Speaker 2: space by this point?
Speaker 1: Like what what? What? I like, he's so off the chain,
Speaker 1: but like already but like the lores is morphing to
Speaker 1: to mold that gives you powers, Like I feel like
Speaker 1: he's now finally has a worthy adversary.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I mean, because I think he
Speaker 2: would have been fun. I think he would have maybe
Speaker 2: trust would have grabbed him, like what are you doing?
Speaker 2: He would have just beat her up real bad, and
Speaker 2: it would have been she would have turned into the dragon.
Speaker 2: He would have had like a quick time of met
Speaker 2: and kick throwing the mouth twice. She would have died
Speaker 2: and been like WHOA.
Speaker 1: To be fair, I think actually he would have been
Speaker 1: for how fantastical this stuff was, Like even like when
Speaker 1: you fight Heisenberg's so crazy that fight is off the rails.
Speaker 1: I was just laughing. It was. It was one of
Speaker 1: those fights. I'm just laughing as well. Stupid it was.
Speaker 3: I don't remember what was it like, I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: Remember that you're You're like, I'm mad, and they're like
Speaker 1: a mobile suit and then fucking you're dealing with trash
Speaker 1: and that she's magnetoing at you.
Speaker 2: It's Andy's terrified of Chris because Chris is like that sexually.
Speaker 2: Chris is crazy because those were wolves mean nothing, Like
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, they were kind of scary for you,
Speaker 2: but you eventually like get your bearings and weapons, the
Speaker 2: stock your weapons, You get meylegs that knocked them back,
Speaker 2: Like in drove you hit one and like three of
Speaker 2: them go flying and they're like, should we keep fighting
Speaker 2: this guy?
Speaker 1: That's they should? I love that game, So it's ridiculous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but uh, piece of shs here too, punch boulders. Let's
Speaker 1: get out of here.
Speaker 3: Who's the next Who's the next one? Who's the next
Speaker 3: person on the list?
Speaker 1: Clinton?
Speaker 3: You think Bill Clinton?
Speaker 1: I think I.
Speaker 3: Actually astonished that he isn't dead currently, and he looks
Speaker 3: so scary. They saw a picture of him ten years
Speaker 3: ago where he looked like a fucking drowger, so like,
Speaker 3: I don't understand, Remember he looked.
Speaker 1: He looked half dead when he was at Aretha Franklin's funeral,
Speaker 1: staring at that was the thing that like gave him
Speaker 1: like he was about to die because he was so
Speaker 1: bored and like he was like thinking about how like, oh,
Speaker 1: Retha Franklin, she was like fat and stuff. He was
Speaker 1: like thinking about, like how like Franklin, And he was like, wow,
Speaker 1: I'm I literally was two seconds away from death. Now
Speaker 1: he can't stop thinking about trying to assault her. You know,
Speaker 1: that's what keeps him alive. Clinton. I never that was
Speaker 1: a little bit before my time doing Clinton impressions.
Speaker 3: I think I only learned it from like animaniacs and stuff.
Speaker 1: He was in the fucking theme song whenn't he playing
Speaker 1: the sacks but Clinton plays the sacks? Then he comes off.
Speaker 1: Stay that's crazy.
Speaker 3: You're right, I forgot anyway, Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton,
Speaker 3: I'd be nice.
Speaker 1: I he died.
Speaker 3: Do we imagine we like get we somehow are on time?
Speaker 1: We didn't make a parody or something, just because like,
Speaker 1: who do we? There's a few people like, oh, let's
Speaker 1: do a parody of Trump. Let's do a parody of U.
Speaker 1: There's a guy named Ronnie Radkey, and I think it
Speaker 1: should die, you know, would be great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Trump goes without saying obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but maybe just talking about it, since you know,
Speaker 1: he's he's all steaming human.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's human about the South Park.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe he's gonna get so mad he's just gonna die.
Speaker 3: I heard I heard people talk about like if there's
Speaker 3: reports of him like throwing ship. I don't know how
Speaker 3: true that is, though. That seems a bit crazy, even
Speaker 3: for Trump, Like I can't imagine throwing I can't imagine
Speaker 3: having the strength to throw anything.
Speaker 1: The floor. Maybe did that, maybe flopped around a little
Speaker 1: bit like he did an episode.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Look, man, it's pretty the reason why. Like, okay, so
Speaker 1: everybody knows any even if you didn't see, you know
Speaker 1: that Matt and Trey just went hard on the paint
Speaker 1: on Trump right. Paramount twenty seventh season, they debuted it
Speaker 1: Paramount plus.
Speaker 3: And one point five billion dollar deal. I think they
Speaker 3: just signed over.
Speaker 1: Like five years. What was it, I think it was
Speaker 1: five years something. Yeah, I think so like ten episodes
Speaker 1: a year for I think for five years or something.
Speaker 3: They're billionaires basically, yeah, and so they so they they
Speaker 3: got this deal and uh, immediately it seems like they're
Speaker 3: just trying to completely tank it. It seems like they're
Speaker 3: just completely like completely going after Paramount, trying to sink
Speaker 3: the merger that they're trying to get past.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wells well right, but but yeah, but gave them
Speaker 1: a fucking headache. And uh, I appreciate because they're probably
Speaker 1: the only people that I recognize that they they know
Speaker 1: how much money they have and how set they've been
Speaker 1: for a very long time. That's like, who gives a
Speaker 1: shit even if we take even if this deal gets tanked,
Speaker 1: we already have a minse amount of wealth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have more than they could ever hope to
Speaker 3: spend or hope to even do anything with. So it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: they were they're clearly like, well, if show gets canceled,
Speaker 3: I mean, it just means we don't have to work anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think one, I think that's one hundred
Speaker 1: what they want. They do it because why not. But
Speaker 1: if there's a reason, it's kind of like, me, what's
Speaker 1: the game now? Life reach Shuttle agends, Like it's in
Speaker 1: a state that it's like I just need one reason
Speaker 1: for further to be a Max exodus, and I would
Speaker 1: feel very content with being like fuck this game forever.
Speaker 1: But because of a lot of people the same reason, Like, man,
Speaker 1: I've been playing this game for X amounty years. I
Speaker 1: don't want to just leave it, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: want to just leave for no reason, but you kind
Speaker 1: of want there to be a good reason to be like,
Speaker 1: fuck this shut down. I feel good.
Speaker 3: That was even Destiny for a while. Yeah, I played
Speaker 3: it last night.
Speaker 1: I haven't play.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I played it because I was like, I don't
Speaker 3: know whatever.
Speaker 2: Anymore, I've given up entirely. I played, I got, I
Speaker 2: got to the point I could play on PC. I
Speaker 2: played Trials on PC twice and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is horrible.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's not a PvP game to me.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you bother.
Speaker 2: I like the PvP, but I was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: just I can't. This is not like I'd rather play
Speaker 2: so many other I'd rather play cards games over then
Speaker 2: O the like video games in general right now.
Speaker 3: But like in so crazy to me? I love that
Speaker 3: is actually borderline psychotic.
Speaker 2: To me, I don't I think that's that's crazy. If
Speaker 2: I was psychotic, Magic wouldn't have made two billion dollars
Speaker 2: in two days.
Speaker 3: So that's like saying Halliburton wouldn't have made, you know,
Speaker 3: billions of dollars if they weren't evil.
Speaker 1: I mean still it mean, I mean there's a people
Speaker 1: like it?
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, I just I just I I literally like
Speaker 3: and I don't this in a facetious way. I literally
Speaker 3: I cannot, like, on a fundamental level, understand the.
Speaker 1: Appeal of a card game. You don't you don't have
Speaker 1: the engagement, you can't engage and stuff like that. Now,
Speaker 1: it's just it's it's a paper. I think.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, what do you do? What is this
Speaker 3: people play?
Speaker 1: It's an extremely old medium, but a lot of people
Speaker 1: hold on to it, right, Like it's like the classic
Speaker 1: I want to just sit down and read a book.
Speaker 3: Sure, it's like playing the way checkers or something like that.
Speaker 2: It's a it's an older form, but it's like the
Speaker 2: the interactions that come from it and to be able
Speaker 2: for card games. It's the deck building aspect of it
Speaker 2: why I like it, and like the identity of the cards.
Speaker 2: That isn't that just like a mini kind of gambling
Speaker 2: thing though the whole deck car card like buying cards
Speaker 2: and boxes is absolutely gambling. Well yeah, that's why I
Speaker 2: am absolutely gambling. I don't do that anymore.
Speaker 1: That aspect of it is anymore ruined, like just uh competition,
Speaker 1: because then it became the whales the best because they
Speaker 1: have the money.
Speaker 2: And it takes an idea of like that's why they
Speaker 2: have to dance on this really like middle ground. Particularly
Speaker 2: Magic is the one as the most fuck Magic and
Speaker 2: Pokemon are fucked. Those ones are like ruined. But like
Speaker 2: when I play, like I play Commander in Magic, it's
Speaker 2: pretty much like an idea. You have a character that
Speaker 2: kind of encapsulates that the leader of the game, and
Speaker 2: then you build a deck like a bunch of single
Speaker 2: cards to be able to play out the best dough
Speaker 2: that and there's a lot of cards that cost a
Speaker 2: lot of money. So for people have the most money,
Speaker 2: obviously in every card game are gonna do the best.
Speaker 2: I say, people have like the person that has the
Speaker 2: most expensive car, but the most in hance, it's gonna
Speaker 2: win the craze more often than not, you know, like
Speaker 2: a street race more often than not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even if they're not as skilled. Yeah, shit is
Speaker 1: just too good, too good. It's just that kind of heavage.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's the whole reason why. Like, but that's
Speaker 1: why I don't buy packs.
Speaker 2: I buy singles, and they're supposed to try to moderate,
Speaker 2: like it being a fact, like oh, depending on how
Speaker 2: rare card is, how useful a card is, what the cards.
Speaker 1: They'll never do. There's so much stuff that always to
Speaker 1: They always say shit like that, and they always talk
Speaker 1: about balancing. But it's like, at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: they make their money from the whales and crackings, so
Speaker 1: it's like two million, why would they It's the same
Speaker 1: thing me bitching about Raid is the same fucking concept
Speaker 1: where it's just like, oh, the game's not for me anymore,
Speaker 1: because even when they release new content, it's just I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm completely priced out. Even I can't me playing. You
Speaker 1: have to spend a stupid amounts of money. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm especially when the longer it goes on.
Speaker 2: Dude, Like, my uncle has cards from Magic that are
Speaker 2: like from like the Alpha set. He has like a
Speaker 2: long time ago, so they have like land right, like
Speaker 2: they have like the swamps, the mountains, planes, all those things.
Speaker 2: My uncle has an Alpha deck with like he has
Speaker 2: the double of all of them. Those cards are worth
Speaker 2: like seven thousand dollars apiece, right, they don't print them anymore,
Speaker 2: And it's like, why don't they print them? Again, they're
Speaker 2: just out of the game forever, right, and it's like
Speaker 2: I want to go take it forybody Else's like is
Speaker 2: it right for me to go and take those off
Speaker 2: of somebody else? It's like that's like a fucking no,
Speaker 2: take them? Like actually, like can I have these? And
Speaker 2: he'll be like, I guess you want to smoke weed? Oh,
Speaker 2: because they don't know how much it's working. I kind
Speaker 2: of know how much it's worth, but it's like these
Speaker 2: are doing nothing for me. You play the game.
Speaker 1: At least, I'd rather give them to you someone that'll
Speaker 1: use them. Listen if if even if I played the
Speaker 1: game and I had a card that was worth thousands,
Speaker 1: like I'm selling it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess it's more like you're my family.
Speaker 1: I love you. Here you go and it's like that shit.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't sell them. I'd hold on to them unless
Speaker 2: I go down to like really hard times. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: sell them because it's like that's a gift them uncle
Speaker 2: gave to me.
Speaker 1: You know, I sell gifts. I also feel the same way.
Speaker 1: People should feel the same way. Even if I'm like
Speaker 1: this is really sacred, but they're like, damn, this shit's
Speaker 1: worth a shitload of money.
Speaker 2: It's only it's only if I like, if I like,
Speaker 2: because I have I have a few gifts that are
Speaker 2: like worth like I have a pair of freaking Jordan's
Speaker 2: that are worth like like four thousand dollars, and it's
Speaker 2: like I'm not going to sell them because like they
Speaker 2: were giving me as a gift.
Speaker 1: I don't even use.
Speaker 2: Them, so they're just effectively gathering dust in my closet.
Speaker 2: But it's like I don't know they were given to me,
Speaker 2: you know, Like I guess that.
Speaker 3: Depends on what it is, like if I care about it,
Speaker 3: then i'll if you care get like there's like a
Speaker 3: like and there's also things that I regret selling, like
Speaker 3: hardware like old hardware and things like that, or like
Speaker 3: even just like games that I would trade them in,
Speaker 3: just like I've never I've never felt good about trading
Speaker 3: in a game or like selling something that I already own,
Speaker 3: and in that regard.
Speaker 2: If I can detach them things, but it's like I
Speaker 2: I'm not if I'm not if someone gives me out
Speaker 2: of like a gift, I don't like getting rid of it.
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 2: That's fair, It's just sentimental. It's like but if I
Speaker 2: I feel like.
Speaker 3: I'm not sentimental over every gift though I guess exactly.
Speaker 3: It's like if like my parents gifted me socks for
Speaker 3: Christmas or something, you would.
Speaker 1: I have something that like is worthless in the real world,
Speaker 1: but it's it's cool to me. Where when I hit
Speaker 1: one hundred k subscribers on YouTube, like they're like, had
Speaker 1: some champagne, oh you know, and then like, uh, the
Speaker 1: the the thing that like holds the quirk, you know,
Speaker 1: the little thing you on twisted and shit like that,
Speaker 1: it was made into like this little memento that had
Speaker 1: like like it's like one hundred count it and stuff
Speaker 1: and it's just cool. I was like, oh, that's really cool.
Speaker 1: Like you took some trash and then you made it
Speaker 1: into like a little thing. And so I still have
Speaker 1: that like in a box somewhere, you know, all my stuff,
Speaker 1: but like so stuff like that, like I like shit
Speaker 1: like that. But man, I've been I remember my friend
Speaker 1: Joe was like, hey, man, I don't need this guitar
Speaker 1: anymore and stuff like that. He's like, please just just
Speaker 1: whatever you do, don't sell it. And then I think,
Speaker 1: like a year later, I sold it. Yeah, that's kind
Speaker 1: of shitty.
Speaker 2: That's crazy asking you agree, like that's like, you know,
Speaker 2: it depends on how bad times are, like if I'm
Speaker 2: really like, if I come poor like I was before,
Speaker 2: I'm going to New York getting those cards and they're
Speaker 2: they're gone out the fucking business.
Speaker 1: To be fair, I was speaking of that.
Speaker 3: I was speaking of that huge announcement Kings it's fired.
Speaker 1: That would suck. It would suck for you guys too.
Speaker 1: You'd lose something special here. But I'd be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I get it. Whatever.
Speaker 2: I would just watch from the outside, just hate comments
Speaker 2: and wild wild they come.
Speaker 3: I would say, there's some things I'm saying that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I have something I'm sending my not like I have
Speaker 3: a I have the the Little Capsule of Rice and
Speaker 3: that I used to kill Hulk Coga and I.
Speaker 1: Still have that. Nice God, it's cool you still have that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'll never sell it.
Speaker 1: Don't sell it. And also it's it's completely fine because
Speaker 1: I don't think, uh, the police care. Yeah, and he's
Speaker 1: like they throw a bag and cool because I'm sure
Speaker 1: somehow Cogan is fucked over like police too, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The stories, first of all, the most pathological liar in
Speaker 1: history just right over. Brother. It's crazy how much he's
Speaker 1: lying about everything. He's always going to be the basiss
Speaker 1: for Metallica. Brother. But then I got something like like
Speaker 1: he just just for no reason. Yeah, he inserts himself
Speaker 1: into everything. To be fair, he is a musician, but Metallica, No,
Speaker 1: he was absolutely not gonna play baseball. Mettalgica's fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: Why would they say that? The thing media thing that's
Speaker 3: crazy about a lie like that is like, why are
Speaker 3: you lying publicly about things that you're involving people in
Speaker 3: your lie that could easily so easily Yeah, just like,
Speaker 3: well what did they say?
Speaker 1: They said, absolutely not like like it's so easy to
Speaker 1: verify since everybody knows Metallica, so it's like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: a huge journalist. I'm gonna call Metallica because I've interviewed
Speaker 1: them a thousand times.
Speaker 3: It's a smart way to lie like that. It's not
Speaker 3: even like you're using like some band that's like you
Speaker 3: know nothing, or like like like a foreign indie band
Speaker 3: or something, you know what I mean? Yeah, Metallica.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it should it should have been even like a
Speaker 1: smaller well, like you're older, you're i don't think he
Speaker 1: is actually even even they are in the same bracket. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't be his dad. Yeah, so, uh, what is it?
Speaker 3: The South Park thing is crazy. They they just used
Speaker 3: Trump's face straight up. They subdomned him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they saidomned him. They they introduced him. They they
Speaker 1: mirrored the same ship, you know, even the so in
Speaker 1: the South Park movie in particular, there was a scene
Speaker 1: where say, uh, saddamkis pulling out like his dick with
Speaker 1: a dildo, but it just looks like a real dick
Speaker 1: and it's like huge and ship. But like so they
Speaker 1: did kind of the same thing with that. But Trump,
Speaker 1: they just kept emphasizing all small as fucking dick is.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing like that. That the weird thing
Speaker 1: about that picture. It's never as far as I saw,
Speaker 1: it was never authenticated. But I think only because people
Speaker 1: were scared, like scared to authentic because he sues everybody, right,
Speaker 1: I think, But from it looks completely real.
Speaker 3: It looks it looks completely Yeah, we don't know, it's
Speaker 3: fairly convincing to me.
Speaker 1: It seems completely especially with the I just don't know why.
Speaker 1: Usually these things are authenticated, and that kind of gives
Speaker 1: me the indication that I'm like.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, it's conspicuous. Yeah, that it isn't authenticated.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, And maybe it is now because
Speaker 1: now that this came out, maybe some people are gonna
Speaker 1: like do some with it. Who knows, but uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very clear the way that Trump speaks about he
Speaker 1: talks about his hands, he was insecure about his hands
Speaker 1: being small because what that what that says. He's talked
Speaker 1: about Arnold Palmer's big ass dick, which which is he's envious.
Speaker 3: I forgot about it.
Speaker 1: It's definitely weird, but it's obvious that he has fucking
Speaker 1: little dick syndrome, where like he's very upset that he's
Speaker 1: like over six feet and his dick's small comparative to
Speaker 1: his fucking body. There's a what's the amazing atheist? Uh?
Speaker 1: That was he doesn't give a shit though, but that's
Speaker 1: he's like six' Six and then that video released a
Speaker 1: film like pouring hot water on his, dick and people
Speaker 1: Like Jesus christ Is penis is small and he's, like,
Speaker 1: YEAH i got a small. Dick it's funny that he doesn't.
Speaker 1: Care he doesn't give a fuck at. All and that's the,
Speaker 1: different you, know Like trump actually, cares you, know he
Speaker 1: said he's into that kind of. STUFF i guess there
Speaker 1: was also a banana and you showed the banana. POSASS
Speaker 1: i didn't see. THAT i saw THOUGH i saw. It it,
Speaker 1: is but, yeah, damn, DAMN i saw the blurred Out hell's, funny.
Speaker 1: Dude he was, like you can tell it's. Hot he's
Speaker 1: making a little like oh like HE'S i can't remember
Speaker 1: exactly how it, sounds BUT i remember reacting in a
Speaker 1: way That i'm, like that's that is IN I i
Speaker 1: feel Like i'm so boring when it comes to, sex,
Speaker 1: dude because, like you see what some other people are,
Speaker 1: doing And i'm, like, what.
Speaker 3: Well IF tj is an, icon he is an. ICON
Speaker 3: i mean that on, ironically like that dude is like internet.
Speaker 3: History he is, Sorry i'm, White, Sorry i'm, Male like
Speaker 3: they're whipping himself in the.
Speaker 1: Back that's a good one and. Stuff that's a good.
Speaker 3: One but, yeah, MAN i don't, know like that episode
Speaker 3: was clearly just to let's just blow shit.
Speaker 1: Up. YEAH i. HOPE i hope they keep. GOING i
Speaker 1: hope it gets worse from here. ON i hope they
Speaker 1: keep doing. It it can't be done right way if.
Speaker 3: They Got, saddam they Got saddam reincarnated As. TRUMP i
Speaker 3: love that they don't even do an. Impression it's just
Speaker 3: it's just the.
Speaker 1: Same he's, like, hey like it's it's it's they're not even,
Speaker 1: trying which is. Funny it's like and that weird fucking
Speaker 1: video at the end where they're LIKE a videos.
Speaker 3: CRAZY i don't think it's the thing that's so is
Speaker 3: IT ai or is a deep?
Speaker 1: Fake so everybody kept SAYING.
Speaker 3: AI i feel like it's deep fake more than AN.
Speaker 1: Ai Yeah i'm. Not i'm not especially with the because
Speaker 1: the the finger that was supposed to be like the
Speaker 1: penis at the, End, Yeah i'm, LIKE i don't THINK
Speaker 1: ai is capable of.
Speaker 3: That, yeah that looks like a real. Prop and then
Speaker 3: there's also just the way it, Moves Like i've seen
Speaker 3: enough videos OF ai moving Where i'm, like it seems
Speaker 3: clearly AN ai deep fake.
Speaker 1: Face it felt like the face was just date, fake
Speaker 1: but this was an actual.
Speaker 3: Person they just got a fat.
Speaker 1: Guy and then because that's what the thing, unfortunate everything's
Speaker 1: CALLED ai, nowadays so that's just what it's just in the.
Speaker 1: Zeitgeist IT'S, ai LIKE.
Speaker 3: I, mean, look to be, fair it could BE. Ai
Speaker 3: it might just have made yet another. Leap it's very.
Speaker 3: POSSIBLE i have no. Idea i'm saying from my estimation
Speaker 3: of WHAT i understand about my calibration towards THE ai
Speaker 3: content That i've seen so, far that didn't look entirely
Speaker 3: a item.
Speaker 1: That wasn't the First it didn't LOOK ai at all to.
Speaker 1: Me it Definitely i'd, SAY i would like you say deep,
Speaker 1: fake OR i wouldn't even call it deep fake because
Speaker 1: that's not what they call it in in cinema for.
Speaker 1: Example oh, right, yeah, yeah like so it just seems
Speaker 1: like it was that because again to your point, though
Speaker 1: if it WAS, ai holy, shit because it's. Crazy that looked. Fantastic,
Speaker 1: YEAH i didn't think it was kind of funny that it.
Speaker 1: Was it's it's very clear that a lot of people
Speaker 1: stop Watching South park a long time, ago especially the.
Speaker 1: Media one thing that they kept harping on was how
Speaker 1: impressive it, was how the FAST A turn was talking about.
Speaker 1: It i'm like they've been doing that format for forever. Time,
Speaker 1: yeah like for whenever they figured out how to, like
Speaker 1: oh we can make episodes a, Week well we start
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the week and at the end
Speaker 1: of the, week this is. Documentary this is. Documentary so
Speaker 1: and that came out how many years.
Speaker 3: AGO i think the issue with South, park, though is
Speaker 3: LIKE i, know AND i know this from like a personal,
Speaker 3: STANDPOINT i just straight up don't know or for a
Speaker 3: long time, anyway before this whole thing, HAPPENED i didn't
Speaker 3: really know where the fuck it even. Was and that's
Speaker 3: kind of the truth with a lot of, shows LIKE
Speaker 3: i don't know where to watch, That like if people tell,
Speaker 3: me like you, talk we were talking About Justice league
Speaker 3: the last, episode even IF i wanted to watch, it
Speaker 3: my thought would, be like my immediate thought was, like, oh,
Speaker 3: Uh Cartoon network because that's WHERE i would have watched
Speaker 3: it as a. Kid But i'm like that THAT'S i
Speaker 3: don't know where it.
Speaker 1: IS i have to look it up And i'm, like, eh,
Speaker 1: eh you had to tell me it was ON, Hbo
Speaker 1: And i'm, like why WOULD i, think really really like
Speaker 1: think about what hbos as.
Speaker 3: A, Brand why Would Justice league be honest because us anything?
Speaker 1: Else BECAUSE hbo being an Owns cartson netwhere well, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah but like HOW i don't. KNOW i don't know
Speaker 1: THAT i GET i you know WHAT i, Mean Like
Speaker 1: i'm not like in people's.
Speaker 2: Portfolios that, Is that's WHERE i differ so much because
Speaker 2: my brain is, like just look it.
Speaker 1: Up that seemed.
Speaker 3: INTUITIVE i understand what, like just look it up. ALWAYS
Speaker 3: i understand what you're. Saying but there's like If i'm
Speaker 3: deeply If i'm curious about, Something i'll look it. Up
Speaker 3: but If i'm like really only like kind of teetering
Speaker 3: on the edge of curiosity about it's, like, yeah Maybe
Speaker 3: i'll watch. IT i don't necessarily care that much to
Speaker 3: look it, up especially if, like all, right conversations, Done
Speaker 3: i'm gonna go off and do something THAT i have to,
Speaker 3: do and Then i'm probably gonna forget about what it.
Speaker 3: Depends it used to Be South park's On Comedy, central
Speaker 3: AND i knew that because that was the only place
Speaker 3: THAT i could see. IT i couldn't even watch like
Speaker 3: clips on YouTube twitter because so there wasn't even that
Speaker 3: crossing of. Wires so LIKE i just Remember Comedy, Central South,
Speaker 3: Park Comedy Central Daily, show you know.
Speaker 2: Me for, me it was LIKE i started watching South
Speaker 2: park again like maybe in two, thousand when we started
Speaker 2: watching it again around two, thousand like pre covid just pre.
Speaker 1: Covid, yeah we were in the.
Speaker 2: Apartment, yeah we just started watching South park. Again and
Speaker 2: that's WHEN i got back on the. Bandwagon and it's
Speaker 2: crazy BECAUSE i kind of stopped in like twenty like eleven,
Speaker 2: ten like they did the frightening or with the fucking
Speaker 2: giant fucking hamsters or the guinea.
Speaker 1: PIGS i don't remember that, one or The.
Speaker 2: Startling the startling they did that with the fucking guinea,
Speaker 2: pigs AND i did that that like a happening, thing,
Speaker 2: yeah where it's one of the giant guinea pigs act,
Speaker 2: people and they fucking went they went to Fucking South
Speaker 2: america and some. Bullshit AND i stopped watching it, then
Speaker 2: AND i REMEMBER i jumped back on it around the
Speaker 2: same time where they brought the man bear pig thing
Speaker 2: back and that was around towards the tail end Of
Speaker 2: trump's first. Presidency and THEN i went back AND i
Speaker 2: went from season five all the way through it again With.
Speaker 2: LILY i watched all of South park. Again, yeah and
Speaker 2: that show is crazy because there's a lot of, hits
Speaker 2: there's some.
Speaker 3: Flops it's it's remarkably consistent considering how long it's. Been
Speaker 3: there like it's definitely like falling, Out like there's some
Speaker 3: season Where i'm, LIKE i don't know about that. One,
Speaker 3: YEAH i didn't hate, it but like it just wasn't
Speaker 3: really good South park to. Me but it's not like
Speaker 3: The simpsons or like It's Family. Guy, no it's not where, Like,
Speaker 3: YEAH i.
Speaker 1: Actually have no opinion on the fall of A Family
Speaker 1: guy BECAUSE i stopped watching it so long AND i
Speaker 1: haven't seen any new content to compare her to the old.
Speaker 1: Stuff that's just me THOUGH i haven't seen. It, YEAH
Speaker 1: i don't. KNOW i feel like new.
Speaker 3: And Family guy's weird BECAUSE i don't even really care
Speaker 3: about the. SHOW i care about the, Clips Like i'll
Speaker 3: laugh at it like a modern Day Family. Guy LIKE
Speaker 3: i would never sit down and watch an episode of,
Speaker 3: it but like there's usually a clip from like some
Speaker 3: recent episode THAT i think it's. Hilarious.
Speaker 2: YEAH i Think Family guy In South park kind of
Speaker 2: fell really hard into The. Flanders like the not South
Speaker 2: Park Family guy Is simpson's obviously The flanders. Character they
Speaker 2: both fell into that habit of like just simply every
Speaker 2: character becomes like their, worst most ridiculous versions of, themselves
Speaker 2: Where megan is just fucking self harm and fucking. Ignored
Speaker 2: peters is a drunk ass whole low wast is just
Speaker 2: like a vindictive. Bitch brian is the liberal sellout piece of.
Speaker 2: Shit it Fucking stewie's just gay and a.
Speaker 1: Genius he's just gay. Genius it's like he's.
Speaker 3: Not even really evil. Anymore it is this kind of
Speaker 3: way he's still trying to kill lois not. REALLY i
Speaker 3: guess you could only keep that up for so.
Speaker 1: Far that was a big way he.
Speaker 2: Killed remember he dated the fucking he, kills and reality
Speaker 2: falls apart afterwards and somebody becomes a president.
Speaker 1: Bullshit, YEAH i, SHOOT i can't remember the last season
Speaker 1: THAT i saw of that, specifically but, yeah everything after
Speaker 1: a long, time it's gonna be almost damn near impossible
Speaker 1: to keep it just as. Fresh EVEN i watched the
Speaker 1: latest seasons OF uh or at, LEAST i started watching
Speaker 1: season eleven Of futurama and it was, like, oh the newest. One,
Speaker 1: yeah and it's like On, hulu AND i was, like
Speaker 1: this is, fine but do you have WHU i?
Speaker 3: Do have you seen the new? Seas i've heard good
Speaker 3: things about the new season have always.
Speaker 1: Sunny, Actually I'm i'm gonna get up to BECAUSE i
Speaker 1: skipped actually a handful of. Seasons, yeah and SO i
Speaker 1: last NIGHT i. STARTED i should start probably on season
Speaker 1: fifteen or six. SIXTEEN i probably, fifteen BUT i just
Speaker 1: started watching fourteen because in my, memory, no well at
Speaker 1: least fifteen in my. MEMORY i was, thinking what was
Speaker 1: the most significant THING i remember last, watching and it
Speaker 1: was the end of season thirteen when you had the
Speaker 1: interpretive dance and like to come, out AND i was,
Speaker 1: like the most. DIGNIFICANT i was, like, okay let me
Speaker 1: start watching. Fourteen and so far it's still. Hold it
Speaker 1: holds like they watch a frank choke like at the
Speaker 1: dinner table and they didn't save. Him the episode's fucking.
Speaker 1: Hilarious episode's so. Funny and then now When i'm, watching
Speaker 1: they just got into, texting which it's it's good, episode
Speaker 1: but it's season fourteen Is i'm, like, damn this is
Speaker 1: just as good as a. Monkey it's crazy. SEASON i
Speaker 1: don't remember that Seventeen now THERE'S i think. Seventeen, yeah
Speaker 1: so it's so. Crazy it is so.
Speaker 2: Insane no way they thought that was gonna. Happen, yeah,
Speaker 2: no they also look old, now it's. Crazy charlote drug
Speaker 2: und looks, fine but everyone else looks they look.
Speaker 1: Older yeah they. Should, yeah there's even a joke about.
Speaker 1: That they're, like, like what are you talking about going
Speaker 1: to bed early in your? Forties, like, yes you are.
Speaker 3: Too delivery that is one of my Favorite dennis. Delivers
Speaker 3: there were the same. Age he is so good at delivery.
Speaker 3: Man i'm sad that he's not in other. Things, yeah
Speaker 3: like more THAN i feel like he's like one of those.
Speaker 1: You got type.
Speaker 3: CATCHES i think so because he's like he's a well
Speaker 3: he was in That BlackBerry movie where it was like
Speaker 3: he was kind of serious and that was apparently very.
Speaker 3: Good but, LIKE i feel like he's like one of
Speaker 3: those people where was like that's kind of a missed,
Speaker 3: Opportunity like there's a lot of untapped potential in that.
Speaker 2: Guy he doesn't give a fun because he's on one
Speaker 2: of the most lucrative Comedy he actually realized it because
Speaker 2: he left for a. While he, did, Right he.
Speaker 1: Left he left for like a season or. TWO i
Speaker 1: DON'T i don't remember how long it was he left.
Speaker 1: For how long did he? LEAVE i think it was
Speaker 1: like a.
Speaker 3: SETUP i think the joke was that he was. Leaving
Speaker 3: are you SURE i think. SO i don't think he
Speaker 3: was gone for a whole. Season that would be.
Speaker 1: WILD i think it was at the end of the
Speaker 1: season he came. Back maybe you might be. RIGHT i
Speaker 1: think it was at the very end of the. SEASON
Speaker 1: i don't.
Speaker 3: KNOW i want to watch through. AGAIN i don't Have
Speaker 3: hulu AND i tried to sign up for it again
Speaker 3: recently BECAUSE i wanted to see, it and then it
Speaker 3: just wouldn't let me do, it which is fucking fascinating to.
Speaker 1: Me SO i was, Like, okay who's tvuy is so?
Speaker 1: Bad it is the worst thing about it is if
Speaker 1: you want to show LIKE i have the whole deal
Speaker 1: WHERE i got it Through, hulu SO i Have Disney
Speaker 1: plus and whatever.
Speaker 3: Else, y that's WHAT i was trying to.
Speaker 1: Do and it doesn't have a search bar if you
Speaker 1: go to the other, Stuff so, say for, example if
Speaker 1: you go to the section of, oh let me go
Speaker 1: To Disney plus.
Speaker 3: Now While i'm In, hulu and then it's just.
Speaker 1: So you need to back out and then just intuitively
Speaker 1: know exactly what you want to watch because then it'll
Speaker 1: search everything. Together But i'm, like, then why are you
Speaker 1: giving me an option to click On Disney plus and
Speaker 1: open it up and then there's not a search bar
Speaker 1: for Specifically Disney plus while Using Hulu's. Brother it's BECAUSE
Speaker 1: i have the combination to, brother it's, bad the combination
Speaker 1: of all of, them BECAUSE i HAVE i got the
Speaker 1: THE hbo, one have THE Hbo Disney. Plus i'm about
Speaker 1: to cancel mine SO i can get that because it's seventeen.
Speaker 1: Bucks it's cheaper, ACTUALLY, HBO Hbo Disney.
Speaker 3: Plus can you Share?
Speaker 1: HULU i don't know about.
Speaker 3: ANYMORE i don't, KNOW i don't. Know i'll share mine
Speaker 3: with you as IF i can.
Speaker 1: Figure do you have? One? YEAH i just want to.
Speaker 3: Watch Aways sunny and it won't. Dude it charged me
Speaker 3: three bucks and then it wouldn't let me sign in
Speaker 3: and the. Insane you can call them and fix that
Speaker 3: call so An indian guy can pick up and not help.
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Speaker 1: of them helps. You one of them will help.
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Speaker 1: scammer crazy crazy reverse. Scam YEAH i. WAS i was
Speaker 1: BECAUSE i kept watching those videos of those guys that
Speaker 1: fucking do. That, Yeah like there's just one that keeps
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Speaker 1: oh my, god be that, Girl, like do not rate the?
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Speaker 1: i remember that.
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Speaker 3: Ago INTERESTED i was talking To ieblined about. IT i
Speaker 3: don't remember what we were talking, about but like he
Speaker 3: sent it to you ever seen that? Video And i'm,
Speaker 3: like what the hell are you talking? About and he
Speaker 3: sent me this clip And i'm, like, You i've never seen,
Speaker 3: This so it's weird that it came up just now after.
Speaker 1: That my name is, redeem my, dude that's so. Funny,
Speaker 1: bother redeem is not a.
Speaker 3: Bad if it wasn't a, verb.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be spelled to something. Clearly but ALSO i.
Speaker 3: Think it would be, WELL i think it would be
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Speaker 1: OR i now like. Redeem that GUY i can't. Remember
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Speaker 3: lefts you.
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Speaker 3: Negative it's like you you you had two superheroes in
Speaker 3: your name and you became A, yeah it was Just,
Speaker 3: superman you, know New quist or, something you know WHAT i,
Speaker 3: mean like a proper. Name his parents fucked him, up
Speaker 3: Man man been Super. Man it's so crazy, question.
Speaker 1: Please, JA i don't even know what that. Is you
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Speaker 1: i'm sure it's An i'm sure. Sure there are some
Speaker 1: people who would suggest, yeah, yeah there's a lot of
Speaker 1: those interesting. People but so.
Speaker 3: Listen, yeah So South park was was. COOL i hope
Speaker 3: they keep. Going, UH i hope they do some crazy.
Speaker 3: SHIT i hope they do borderline stuff that's like objectively like.
Speaker 1: Suitable they gotta, yeah they gotta go harder in the
Speaker 1: paint because that was that was a great. Start but
Speaker 1: also they're GONNA i THINK i think if they go much,
Speaker 1: harder the paint will get. CANCELED i think that'll be.
Speaker 3: Funny, YEAH i think. THAT i think it would be
Speaker 3: part of the. Joke, yeah That South park got canceled over,
Speaker 3: THAT i would hope, so and then they get their.
Speaker 1: MONEY i like. That they also took a few shots
Speaker 1: at like the uh the anti woke crowd could like,
Speaker 1: SAY i Mean cartman saying oh, MAN i because you,
Speaker 1: know the grifters thrive off of that, stuff And cartman
Speaker 1: is a representation of that in that episode where he's, like,
Speaker 1: fuck all this stuff is getting canceled and getting. Removed
Speaker 1: they're Putting god back in the, School they're Puting jesus
Speaker 1: back in the. School they're doing all these. Things it's
Speaker 1: like this ship isn't? Funny makes a character.
Speaker 3: TOO i like how he was, like oh, man they CANCELED.
Speaker 1: NPR i loved. It it was so funny talking about
Speaker 1: like a girl got stoned in the for getting. RAPED
Speaker 1: i heard that AND I i was, laughing, laughing And
Speaker 1: lily was, like how are you?
Speaker 3: Laughing at that it's, good like because it's it's. Sad
Speaker 3: it actually did feel like the way it was written
Speaker 3: actually did feel like. Classics so it really, LIKE i
Speaker 3: mean it's it's a bit slower, STILL i feel like
Speaker 3: it could be, faster but like there are elements of
Speaker 3: it was like they're saying a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: Here so it was. Good, yeah felt that felt very,
Speaker 1: nostalgic And i'm, like, great that's HOW i Remember South
Speaker 1: park says just kind of kind of hit me over
Speaker 1: the head like, fast like you, know LIKE i didn't
Speaker 1: get caught me off Guard randy and bed like ASKING
Speaker 1: gbt like whether or Not god should be in schools
Speaker 1: and it zooms out and his wife is just like completely,
Speaker 1: ignored like oh, yeah what makes?
Speaker 2: It the part that the part that made me laugh
Speaker 2: the most is Like carlo's talking about everything and just
Speaker 2: the face Of kyle like just he didn't EVEN i
Speaker 2: think it's even say anything to him that, Episode LIKE
Speaker 2: i think.
Speaker 1: That was like when A jewish girl got. Raped it
Speaker 1: stowed right out and he's just like.
Speaker 3: He just fucking waltz off And i'm like this is
Speaker 3: like it's for. ME i GOTTA i gotta go chuckle
Speaker 3: out of The the one real joke set a punchline
Speaker 3: joke is the is the electric.
Speaker 1: Car, yeah he's.
Speaker 3: Trying he's trying to kill some of the. Car and
Speaker 3: then it's like The statch. FAMILY i want to supports electric, cars.
Speaker 1: Just like.
Speaker 3: Sitting in an electric car waiting to fucking die of exhaust.
Speaker 1: Fumes at At butter's. House coming to The butter was
Speaker 1: trying to Take butters with. Them it's.
Speaker 2: Ridiculous the fact That butters doesn't like, no it just walks.
Speaker 2: Away it's, like, hey he's gonna trying to kill if you.
Speaker 1: FAIL i think. THAT i think it's really.
Speaker 3: GOOD i hope uh, YEAH i hope they keep. Going
Speaker 3: but we're running a little. BIT i want to get
Speaker 3: to this that you reminded me before we. Started The
Speaker 3: Candice on is being sued by what The french government or?
Speaker 1: Something what The french government because it's the prime president prime,
Speaker 1: minister they call it prime. MINISTER i think they're called The. Wizard,
Speaker 1: yeah it's the gay. MAN i guess that's the. Problem
Speaker 1: so the Macron macron Basically emmanuel, mccron is that his.
Speaker 1: NAME i, Listen i'm Not i'm Not. HAITIAN i don't.
Speaker 1: Know i'm not His, YEAH i really have you wish
Speaker 1: you were my?
Speaker 3: Knowledge, NO i don't.
Speaker 1: KNOW i said he. Was he was where he wants
Speaker 1: to send you there and and blame you against my.
Speaker 3: Knowledge my knowledge Of france begins and ends With claire.
Speaker 1: OBSCURE i think there was a revolution there. ONCE i
Speaker 1: THINK i know About, HAITIANS i don't know About french people.
Speaker 1: Exactly and that's like a three. Separation SO i know lame. Is,
Speaker 1: yeah wasn't he Saying John saint johnas something like?
Speaker 3: That Jean?
Speaker 1: Valjean, Okay, WELL i mean they're saying, president SO i
Speaker 1: guess they're president.
Speaker 3: Whatever, fine but, Yeah american pretend to have a president.
Speaker 1: Of Mac crosson is Suing. Canis owan's using the same
Speaker 1: lawyer that took Down Fox news with the dominion. Lawsuit,
Speaker 1: WHOA i know, That SO i think they got WHAT
Speaker 1: i think the dominion. GOT i think seven hundred million
Speaker 1: for that Because Fox news was just blatantly being, like,
Speaker 1: oh they the machines were fucking, rigged and they're, like,
Speaker 1: no they. Weren't and you guys know this because you
Speaker 1: all talked about it in emails and text messages insane
Speaker 1: and then It north Showing Tucker carlson talking mad shit About.
Speaker 1: Trump that was. Great he said he called him like
Speaker 1: a demon or, something because, LIKE i hate him so,
Speaker 1: MUCH i can't wait him for him not to be.
Speaker 1: President and then weeks later he walks out with them
Speaker 1: at A usc event And i'm, Like trump is But.
Speaker 1: Trump if you, notice he does that shit on. Purpose
Speaker 1: every time there's somebody who flamed. Him heart of the closest,
Speaker 1: thing he purposely keeps them around the. Show, Yeah jade
Speaker 1: Vance as we made him vice president because he was
Speaker 1: like very vocal about Hating trump and he keeps Doing it's.
Speaker 1: CRAZY i don't know how his fucking steward base don't
Speaker 1: notice the, ship or maybe they just think it's BASED
Speaker 1: i guess, anyway think he's. Man Candice, zones we all,
Speaker 1: know we all hate. Her she fucking started off with
Speaker 1: that uh social autopsy thing That chris was probably one
Speaker 1: of the first people that made a video about, it
Speaker 1: saying that was.
Speaker 3: That was the, first like one of the first three any. Thing,
Speaker 3: yeah you were just in the same, week for.
Speaker 1: Sure you're definitely one of the first for. Sure and,
Speaker 1: uh that was. Crazy she got flamed for. It you,
Speaker 1: know it was kind of like an online bullying. Website it's, like,
Speaker 1: oh it's supposed to hold people, accountable but it was
Speaker 1: really just kind of like almost like a doxing kind
Speaker 1: of harassment, campaign kind of. Crazy after she fucked off
Speaker 1: for a, while came back as red Pill black on,
Speaker 1: YouTube just started repeating every single conservative talking, point blew,
Speaker 1: up got, On Joe, rogan argued With Joe, Rogan Joe
Speaker 1: rogan hated. Her, uh but then she got On Daily.
Speaker 1: Wire here she is now off A Daily wire for
Speaker 1: being too Anti semitic and still doing, it and now
Speaker 1: her new campaign to the point where she's doing merch of.
Speaker 1: This Emmanuel macrone's wife is trans AND, i for the
Speaker 1: life of, me can't understand how popular it got because
Speaker 1: it's so, boring because it seems like a one off.
Speaker 1: Thing you just make fun of her, about, like, oh
Speaker 1: it's a man or, something and then you move on
Speaker 1: to the next cycle or. Whatever, Right but she's stuck
Speaker 1: with this for fucking forever and it's her most popular
Speaker 1: thing she's ever, done which is fucking. Sad that's so,
Speaker 1: crazy and made lots of. Merch so then they've asked
Speaker 1: her a, bunch you, know like, Hey macron and all
Speaker 1: them were, like, hey could you fucking stop because allegedly
Speaker 1: that they also showed like by a life, evidence like,
Speaker 1: no she's a fucking. Woman here's old picture of her
Speaker 1: as a, kid here's birth certificate type. Stuff and Then
Speaker 1: kennice obviously ignored it because she was making money and
Speaker 1: getting a lot of.
Speaker 3: Notoriety you can't make the merch not valuable. ANYMORE i
Speaker 3: gotta sell.
Speaker 1: Merch so they finally were, like, oh, yeah fuck this.
Speaker 1: Bitch she said That macron reached out To trump and
Speaker 1: Asked trump to get her to, stop and so she
Speaker 1: talked about on her podcast saying like, Yeah i'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: Stop she doubled down fucking crazy and so now she's
Speaker 1: getting shoot and she's saying holds no, merit and why she, said,
Speaker 1: OH i asked if she wanted to be interviewed or
Speaker 1: If macrome wanted to be interviewed about, this and like
Speaker 1: that shows that it's in good faith and this is not.
Speaker 1: Defamation And i'm, like that's.
Speaker 2: That's not that's not how that. Works i'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: it works at. All that's not that you don't have
Speaker 2: to accept what interview from someone that doesn't that DOESN'T.
Speaker 1: I reached out in good. Faith i'm, like, no you
Speaker 1: can defame someone and still reach out for a. Comment
Speaker 1: what are you talking? ABOUT i could say you're a
Speaker 1: gay rat that rapes people and they'd be, like would
Speaker 1: you like to comment on? It that isn't? Me and
Speaker 1: all of a, sudden oh, no see that was a
Speaker 1: good Faith like what do you? Crazy like it's just
Speaker 1: like The Fox news they were so, Happy oh. GOOD
Speaker 1: i feel like.
Speaker 3: There's no way they, like what a dumb hill to die?
Speaker 3: On like, why like you're gonna get.
Speaker 1: SMOKED i FEEL i feel like she's gonna lose a
Speaker 1: lot of, money especially she doesn't have the back end
Speaker 1: The Daily, wire so this is just gonna be like
Speaker 1: fucket straight. Up, yeah but allegedly or not. ALLEGEDLY i
Speaker 1: think her husband has a lot of money, too SO
Speaker 1: i don't think it's gonna hur him as much as
Speaker 1: it SHOULD i, Imagine BUT i imagine they're going to.
Speaker 1: SETTLE i wish they wouldn't. SETTLE i wish there'd be
Speaker 1: a real fucking like TRUNKLE i really go to. COURT
Speaker 1: i Fucking i'm tired of all these people. Settling Chattah sharp,
Speaker 1: settled you know WHAT i. Mean he, Settled he. Settled
Speaker 1: there's no exact, number but it's upwards of ten. Million
Speaker 1: that's all we. Know so this only fans bitch nineteen years,
Speaker 1: old she's probably like twenty one now or. Whatever made
Speaker 1: out like a bandit for fucking this fifty six year old.
Speaker 1: Guy so stupid THAT i want, THAT i, WANT i,
Speaker 1: WANT i need these. THINGS i, KNOW i understand not
Speaker 1: dragging stuff out, right but LIKE i feel Like macron
Speaker 1: if he if he cares about his wife and allegedly probably,
Speaker 1: barely does you Know Jesus, Christ.
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Speaker 1: will do. That that's. Crazy SO i looked at you
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Speaker 3: coughed on.
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Speaker 1: whatever whichever virus will trying to get. It knowing my,
Speaker 1: fucking my stupid, LUCK i would just get malled to
Speaker 1: death and die instead of becoming a you get.
Speaker 3: Mall that's like that naked gun the guy who falls off,
Speaker 3: there the bad guy falls off the roof and he
Speaker 3: lands on it like they think he's gonna, die and
Speaker 3: he lands on an awning and slips off and he
Speaker 3: lands on the, Sidewalk and Then i'll lie AND.
Speaker 1: I love ship like that.
Speaker 3: Dude then that movie is kind of close, actually because,
Speaker 3: yeah what's? UH i think it's at the beginning Of
Speaker 3: august or.
Speaker 2: Something, YEAH i cannot wait for that. Movie it's gonna
Speaker 2: be really. Fun i'm excited for a.
Speaker 1: Weapons. Dude the MORE i say that weapons it looks.
Speaker 1: CRAZY i THINK i might fly home to see. IT
Speaker 1: i haven't been home in a, while AND i might
Speaker 1: fly with my, dad and my dad loves those. Movies
Speaker 1: it would be cool to see it with. Him if it's.
Speaker 1: GOOD i hope it's. Good her dad sound? Cool? Huh, yeah,
Speaker 1: question don't you wish me a little? BIT i did
Speaker 1: not miss my birth? Father, HELL i don't THINK i
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Speaker 1: i shaved one part just for you to mustle your eye, on.
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Speaker 2: Nuts SECOND i, WOULD i would that would be a
Speaker 2: really unnecessary physical occasional to that'd be, like, hey you
Speaker 2: just don't have to do.
Speaker 1: This you don't have to turn this into like a
Speaker 1: fight to the death for no. Reason, Son i'm so unbelievably.
Speaker 1: Strong you don't want. This he is a fucking big.
Speaker 1: Guy he is a, huge fucking. Dude you don't want. This,
Speaker 1: smoke little. Boy you Know i'm eight, Nine, SON i,
Speaker 1: Nine i'm stronger than three gorillas put. Together you can't
Speaker 1: you literally can't stop BEING i literally have a chimpanzee
Speaker 1: in my. Pocket look at, this, son and he fucking
Speaker 1: wrestles down a bear on front of. Me look at.
Speaker 1: This Can't i'm not even, struggling, son he can't. Move
Speaker 1: he literally can't. Move the bears. Crying watch, this bears.
Speaker 1: Crying watch.
Speaker 3: This he grabs the bear's head and does and it turns.
Speaker 1: Like it's like a full thing Of canada. Drive you
Speaker 1: won't saw.
Speaker 3: It's the bear was a Fucking.
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Speaker 3: Exactly hello to the three voices in my head that
Speaker 3: make me. Laugh my question is, simple would you rather
Speaker 3: live the rest of your life in The Elder scrolls
Speaker 3: world or The fallout? World both will start you around the,
Speaker 3: wait both will start around the starting time of the
Speaker 3: most recent, Games and, no you can't tell yourself to get.
Speaker 3: Out SO i, guess, well, YEAH i do.
Speaker 1: Not want to live in A fallout of the, Bullshit
Speaker 1: but Also Elder scrolls the world is objectively more, terrifying but.
Speaker 3: It's more, whimsical though it's more like.
Speaker 1: Fantastical it's more like your.
Speaker 2: Pee but it's also more like dude a daydre could
Speaker 2: come the house and rape me, silly and they put
Speaker 2: me in another.
Speaker 1: Dimension but you, see there's a lot of people that
Speaker 1: are just living their, lives, right you just go to
Speaker 1: the same thing. Fallout but that's WHAT i, mean, like
Speaker 1: even though you're living your, life you still have radiated
Speaker 1: water you, meet let it become a. BOOL i could live.
Speaker 1: FOREVER i guess there's no guarantee you'll become a. Ghoul that's.
Speaker 1: True super. Mutant CAN i choose WHO i? Be i'd
Speaker 1: be super. Mutan you you're just. You it's.
Speaker 2: GAY i don't want to become a. Gool IF i
Speaker 2: can become a, ghoul i'll be. Fun i'd become a.
Speaker 3: Ghoul you you understand that's like not a fun. Existence it's.
Speaker 3: Not But i'm a, mortal SO i mean you're you're
Speaker 3: functionally immortal in in the sense that radiation can kill,
Speaker 3: you but a lot of other things are dangerous to.
Speaker 1: You, yeah you. CAN i don't want to be a.
Speaker 1: Farol he'll be a fair.
Speaker 3: PARA i, GUESS i, LOOK I i WOULD i Mean
Speaker 3: i'm gonna say Eld, SCROLLS I i Like fallout more
Speaker 3: AND i think that world is. Cooler i'm more into
Speaker 3: it from a vibe. PERSPECTIVE i like the old retro,
Speaker 3: feature old fifties. MUSIC i love.
Speaker 1: It it's.
Speaker 3: Cool but IF i had to live in that, world,
Speaker 3: No i'm underground all the. Time you, Depressed you've never
Speaker 3: you never see the fucking, SUN i would go, Insane.
Speaker 2: Like i'm gonna, Go i'm thinking of the worst. Set
Speaker 2: i'm going to the extreme, worst the, worst And eldest
Speaker 2: grows nuke nuke going off the worst And fallout is a.
Speaker 1: Nuke see what we need is we need Nukes In
Speaker 1: Elder scrolls and daydra And fallout have. Nukes Dragons dragons
Speaker 1: aren't real effectively their whole dragon like metaphorically and.
Speaker 2: Nuke but, like, yeah dragons are horrible to everyone that
Speaker 2: isn't the, dragon but we played as the dragon. Board
Speaker 2: so to, us dragons are LIKE i can yell this
Speaker 2: nig out the, sky but to other, people that's just
Speaker 2: your town's, gone that's your home is just gone and
Speaker 2: you can't do anything about. It nuca is a one and.
Speaker 2: Done the dragon is as long as it wants to be.
Speaker 2: Around it's gonna burn up, places you.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah you can rebuild it really. Quickly there's no
Speaker 1: like fallout or. Anything there's like fallout though there's nothing there.
Speaker 1: Anymore you just rebuild. It you just got to break more,
Speaker 1: lumber with more lumber and more what people that are?
Speaker 1: COOKED i mean you need to uncook? Them, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Magic you just can't resurrect people, though can you.
Speaker 3: Not i'm pretty sure there are zombies and older, scrolls.
Speaker 1: But you can't resurrect. People they can be brought back to,
Speaker 1: life but you can't do. That why can't? It why, no, no,
Speaker 1: no have you done? It i'll. Read i'll find a
Speaker 1: book And i'll read it And i'll learn because there's no.
Speaker 1: Resurrection that's how all the sculls. Work there's possession and
Speaker 1: ship like. That there's noctes them and then.
Speaker 2: We'll fucking possess. People When i'm Going i'm, Dead i'm
Speaker 2: gonna bring myself back BECAUSE i can do.
Speaker 1: That you also find. IT i don't know you can
Speaker 1: find a sword that does. It like there's that's kind of.
Speaker 1: Thing it's LIKE i think Elder. Skulls this world is
Speaker 1: more scary at its, worst BUT i think you're. Right,
Speaker 1: YEAH i would rather have a chance OF i don't.
Speaker 1: Know the Easy i'll put it.
Speaker 3: Way the easiest life in The Older scrolls is far,
Speaker 3: more is far better than the easiest life and.
Speaker 1: Fall the easiest life and faw is.
Speaker 3: You live in a fucking commune in, underground never see the.
Speaker 3: Sun the air is fucking recycled, old and you're just
Speaker 3: depressed until you. Die that's the. Lame the easiest In
Speaker 3: Elder scrolls is like what like you're just kind of
Speaker 3: like a maybe like a.
Speaker 2: Living White and, yeah chill hearing a nigga yell About
Speaker 2: tallos all. Day it's like bro bro.
Speaker 1: Screaming Still tallos is. Sexy you don't, Know Lord talos
Speaker 1: will be, back and it's, like, dude shut the, yeah
Speaker 1: kill play. THROUGH i kill him, ABSOLUTELY i never cause
Speaker 1: let him let him And RAVEN i walked past him
Speaker 1: a bunch. Time he usually make sure it's the animation
Speaker 1: where it decapitates.
Speaker 3: Them we need to Bring talos back into. Schools the
Speaker 3: one true children of The coaster.
Speaker 1: Fell, yeah, YEAH i gotta get new. Ones talking About Elder.
Speaker 1: Scrolls if he did, that if you like, him he
Speaker 1: was like a really big fan Of elder. Scrolls that's.
Speaker 1: Dangerous it's dangerous because he would get he would get.
Speaker 1: People he would get.
Speaker 2: People think is that he's not personalble enough to do
Speaker 2: to take the time to learn stuff like. That he
Speaker 2: just thinks the way he is will get. People, yeah
Speaker 2: but if he took time.
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Speaker 1: he like if he took.
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Speaker 2: tang and.
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Speaker 2: godans are sexy when they have their Big.
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Speaker 3: Fucking, farmer don't trust.
Speaker 1: HIM i don't Trust.
Speaker 3: Farmer they come from their little borders underground and they they.
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Speaker 3: instead of squid word it, was and then it whatever
Speaker 3: it cuts. OUT i THINK i might just start reading
Speaker 3: the questions without the names at this point because they'll know, no.
Speaker 1: But everybody won't. KNOW i think he's read the whole.
Speaker 3: Everybody what if your name doesn't cut, Off i'll read, it.
Speaker 1: Just keep just just read. Again.
Speaker 3: Whatever, Hey Chris derek and Stupid Gay rechard that comes
Speaker 3: on his?
Speaker 1: Comics do you do? That of course. Not they're worth.
Speaker 1: Money the fuck you're not gonna sell. Them they're still.
Speaker 1: Worse something doesn't mean, yeah but you said you're not
Speaker 1: gonna sell. Them i'm gonna give them. Up i'm gonna
Speaker 1: give them other people so they can tell them. Eventually
Speaker 1: why wouldn't Come and if you're why wouldn't you come?
Speaker 1: On if you're gonna given other people because they might
Speaker 1: want to sell?
Speaker 3: It what if they want to?
Speaker 1: Come when somebody comes and they're, like, hey there's no
Speaker 1: com on, This.
Speaker 2: I'm like eighty five my. God so comes in he's, like,
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Speaker 3: Shop is?
Speaker 1: This two bit? Places this? Man you? Know two bit
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Speaker 3: Thing you're not really into, THIS a true fan comes
Speaker 3: all over his.
Speaker 1: Comics, loser fucking.
Speaker 3: Loser all my comics are, laminated And i've never laminated.
Speaker 1: Anything that's. Crazy can there be a Good halo show
Speaker 1: about The Master chief or does a Good halo show
Speaker 1: need to be About Spartan's, listen you. CAN'T i think you.
Speaker 3: COULD i think people don't know how to write video game. Stories,
Speaker 3: generally most of them are, bad even still to this
Speaker 3: day where we're getting good. Stuff. Eh so you said
Speaker 3: A halo show Without. Spartans, NO i think you can
Speaker 3: have A halo show With. SPARTAN i think you can't
Speaker 3: have The chief be a central. Character like he's not
Speaker 3: the Main he's not even the main character of the
Speaker 3: of the game, either so it's just like it's.
Speaker 1: NOT i don't.
Speaker 2: THINK i don't think you can have a Good halo,
Speaker 2: show especially the first, one Without Master chief being a
Speaker 2: main character.
Speaker 1: And it being.
Speaker 3: No, NO i said the Main, like you can have
Speaker 3: him be like a, character but like HE'S i don't
Speaker 3: want to see him, shitting you, KNOW i don't want
Speaker 3: to see him brushing his.
Speaker 2: Teeth, okay you don't want you don't want there to
Speaker 2: be you don't want there to be a deep character
Speaker 2: study of Master, chief but HE i don't think there
Speaker 2: needs to. Be, YEAH i, agree but he has to
Speaker 2: be objectively the avenue by which we explore that.
Speaker 1: WORLD i.
Speaker 3: UNDERSTAND i GUESS i feel it like A shepherd kind of,
Speaker 3: thing where it's just like Massive Mass effect is About,
Speaker 3: shepherd but it's also it's more about everybody around him
Speaker 3: than it is About, Shepherd like you're just kind of doing.
Speaker 2: Things, yeah and Like shepherd's the avenue by which we
Speaker 2: explore the, universe right and so and so that's what it.
Speaker 1: Is that's all you.
Speaker 2: Need BUT i can't it can't not be about it
Speaker 2: can't be not About Smart and it's, Like i'm, sorry
Speaker 2: you can't do a show like.
Speaker 3: That just find another spart because like the reason.
Speaker 2: The reason Why Star wars exists because LIKE i like
Speaker 2: in a lot Of hay look To Star wars a
Speaker 2: lot of. IT i think there's a lot of similarities
Speaker 2: in the way they do. Things AND i think THAT
Speaker 2: i think you're, Gay, yeah well, probably BUT i.
Speaker 1: DO i think it would have been smart if that's
Speaker 1: what A paramount, did where they explored the the humanity
Speaker 1: critical humanity of A spartan through through.
Speaker 2: Through Another, spartan a Non chief spart and not have
Speaker 2: been really. Cool chief could have been a character that
Speaker 2: existed that he might have aspired to be. Like or
Speaker 2: if they might have taken the whole idea Of Spartan
Speaker 2: locke looking For chief and made that a, SHOW i
Speaker 2: think that could have been. Cool the problems that people
Speaker 2: don't Like, lock BUT i think that could have been.
Speaker 2: Cool instead of Making lock what he, was just make
Speaker 2: a character that was A lock that ghosts was process
Speaker 2: of becoming a fourth or just do the.
Speaker 3: First, game just do it to be, like why not
Speaker 3: just have the characters be marines and then the chief is? There,
Speaker 3: like you don't need it's not, hard, man there's so
Speaker 3: many there's so many military, Movies platoon fucking like a.
Speaker 3: Million just do that with a fucking big guy.
Speaker 1: Hot take in.
Speaker 2: There this is a hot take for. ME i don't
Speaker 2: care ABOUT i don't want adaptations.
Speaker 1: ANYMORE i don't.
Speaker 3: WANT i felt that way Forever i'm But i'm saying
Speaker 3: they're happening. ANYWAY i don't so if you're going to do,
Speaker 3: them do. Them but, like like people don't like double.
Speaker 2: Mccrowthers So i'm, Like i'm glad it's not the exact
Speaker 2: GAME i, played BECAUSE i already played that fucking.
Speaker 3: GAME i don't need. To i'm gonna have a better
Speaker 3: experience from the GAME i already.
Speaker 2: HAD i guess it brings people to, It but, LIKE
Speaker 2: i just WANT i want things in the, universe and
Speaker 2: if there's gonna be a different, continuation go in there
Speaker 2: and change up and make it.
Speaker 3: GOOD i don't. MIND i don't mind them changing. THINGS
Speaker 3: i don't even mind them like fucking around things, Intensely but,
Speaker 3: LIKE i DON'T i HATE i don't like my parents
Speaker 3: coming to. Be it's, like, HEY i Watched. HALO i
Speaker 3: don't understand. THAT i was, like, yeah now that DO
Speaker 3: i because that's not What I'm that's not that's not
Speaker 3: WHAT i you're you're now you've created a false relationship
Speaker 3: between the thing that If i'm talking About halo forever
Speaker 3: and then people and then people's first impression is that,
Speaker 3: show then it's like they think they know about the
Speaker 3: thing THAT i care.
Speaker 1: About This this is exact HOW i feel about comic.
Speaker 1: Books what do you?
Speaker 2: Mean it's exact HOW i feel about combos Above WHEN
Speaker 2: mcu and like that this is exact FEELING i have
Speaker 2: like literally every in, fact every single. SUPERMOVIE i think
Speaker 2: some of them ARE i think a lot of them
Speaker 2: are done, well but none of them get the character exactly.
Speaker 2: Right and it burns my heart Because i'm, like you're
Speaker 2: missing things about this.
Speaker 1: CHARACTER i.
Speaker 2: THINK i just think there's, like what's the comic book
Speaker 2: that MOVIE i can go? OVER i would say it's for.
Speaker 2: Me the one that glares to me has always been
Speaker 2: the Ramy Spider man. Movies so, crazy but it's not
Speaker 2: he does the thing right where he gets the cast
Speaker 2: more Than Homecoming, HOMECOMING i don't even count. It it's,
Speaker 2: like whatever this, is this IS. Mcu, shit this is
Speaker 2: already just so, wrong you, know but like.
Speaker 1: There's escape for escape from THE i don't EVEN i
Speaker 1: can't even get. IT i get so mad WHEN i
Speaker 1: hear them say, stuff And i'm, LIKE i gotta take
Speaker 1: a step. Back these guys are younger than, me, clearly
Speaker 1: and they clearly never read any of the mediums they're talking.
Speaker 1: About they are just fans of the pop culture stuff of.
Speaker 2: IT i gotta just take a step back Because i'll
Speaker 2: just get mad And i'll start commenting wild at them
Speaker 2: and it is no need for. That there's no need for.
Speaker 2: That they can enjoy however they want. To, yeah but
Speaker 2: it's like the ideas Like Peter. Parker Peter PARKER i
Speaker 2: think exists well because of where he existed in. Universe you,
Speaker 2: know his position In marvel is what helps him be
Speaker 2: so much good because he has people say aspire to be,
Speaker 2: like you, know it helps him go further and reach
Speaker 2: further and become someone that is truly a. Hero amongst other,
Speaker 2: heroes he's the one that they, like they respect him
Speaker 2: for how much he's willing to hit the grind even
Speaker 2: as a. Kid he was like fifty fifteen sixteen doing
Speaker 2: it alongside FUCKING X men And Captain america And motherfucker's From,
Speaker 2: space and they're, LIKE i. RESPECT i just think it's
Speaker 2: weird that you choose. That, like but, no BUT i
Speaker 2: think The raimi universe is so. GOOD i cannot deny
Speaker 2: that it is really. Good BUT i think parts Of
Speaker 2: peter don't exactly translate. Over and then people will tell
Speaker 2: me that, like, oh this is the Best Spider man thing.
Speaker 2: Ever and it's, like if you read like maybe two,
Speaker 2: comics you'd be, like, OH i know why this is
Speaker 2: a good, movie but it's Not.
Speaker 1: Peter that's Not. Peter BUT i think that's an objective.
Speaker 2: THING i think IT'S i think if you're reading of
Speaker 2: the comics that is like His, lynchpins, objectively you'll feel that.
Speaker 1: Way.
Speaker 2: Yeah BUT i think the thing is that a movie
Speaker 2: and a comic not the same, thing AND i have
Speaker 2: to understand, that AND i have to make peace with.
Speaker 1: That, YEAH i. Don't, YEAH i don't think that necessarily.
Speaker 1: Matters but it's just THE a lot of times it's
Speaker 1: hard to be, Like, okay DO i think this is
Speaker 1: the better character or is this unanimously everybody's like it's
Speaker 1: like like a book versus a movie or. Something the
Speaker 1: book character was written so much better than the movie
Speaker 1: or vice versa or. Whatever but usually there's like a.
Speaker 1: Consensus and is that like you, think, like do you
Speaker 1: hear people when people talk About Spider, man are they, like,
Speaker 1: yeah the Big toby MacGuire Spider man could have been?
Speaker 2: Better people that read comics say, that, yes people that don't.
Speaker 2: Recover but the thing is that more people real watch
Speaker 2: movies thanvery.
Speaker 1: Comics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure so there now is going to be, louder
Speaker 2: and it's like, yeah and it's it's, nothing and IS
Speaker 2: i have to very, much SO i will criticize it
Speaker 2: BECAUSE i love the character so.
Speaker 1: Much The remi movies are.
Speaker 2: Amazing Even Spider man three is still a great fucking film,
Speaker 2: experience Spider man one a fantastic, movie Spider man two
Speaker 2: landmark comic book. Film but it's only a critique because
Speaker 2: out of THE i.
Speaker 3: Guess the thing is, like there's the issue is, that
Speaker 3: like there's WHEN i WHEN i look At Spider man
Speaker 3: as a movie and then like the comics in the,
Speaker 3: games Like i've seen Enough Spider man to know like
Speaker 3: there's differences between them that are pretty stark and, obvious
Speaker 3: but none of them feel bastard like a. Bastardization and
Speaker 3: so And i'm, Like i'm fine with, change like, whatever
Speaker 3: like organic, webbing fine if you want, To Like i'm
Speaker 3: even find, It Like, okay may is the Uncle man this?
Speaker 1: Time?
Speaker 3: Fine but like to, me That halo show has, nothing
Speaker 3: like there's Literally i'm not even exaggerating WHEN i say
Speaker 3: they they might as well not have had that character
Speaker 3: have that, name because it's just not at. All even
Speaker 3: he sucks a prisoner of war in that show the
Speaker 3: levels what there's there's literally and.
Speaker 1: So that's What i'm. Saying it's like the degree, easy that's.
Speaker 1: CRAZY i feel like Chiefs dick don't. Work would probably
Speaker 1: true if it was an efficient. SOLDIER i feel like
Speaker 1: cat too. Much Stop.
Speaker 3: CAT i feel like they're generally castrated in some way
Speaker 3: or like something or very. Least they're like inhibited pretty
Speaker 3: heavily and so, LIKE i guess.
Speaker 1: That's why they took that. Ship he took that ship?
Speaker 1: Out did he take the ship? OUT i didn't watch, It,
Speaker 1: yeah but it's Not and that's also not HOW i.
Speaker 3: Know it's, funny, dude he like did surgery on himself
Speaker 3: to take the pill out or like a thing out
Speaker 3: of his. Back that was like making him he can
Speaker 3: like some feel or something now he can. Feel it
Speaker 3: was something, like that's not they can't feel because they've
Speaker 3: been brainwashed. Forever it's not like there's not.
Speaker 2: Like it's similar to which is like which is like
Speaker 2: they don't have, emotions don't have, emotions but they're fucking.
Speaker 1: Traumatized, yeah and it's not like it's, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah and it's not like they're not characters Like chief
Speaker 3: has he jokes around and like it's he doesn't say a,
Speaker 3: lot but he jokes, Sometimes like it's not he's not
Speaker 3: like a fucking you, know an. Automaton but LIKE i
Speaker 3: just there is. Nothing there's no character in comic book
Speaker 3: media from like comics to the big screen that is
Speaker 3: as missed the mark of an interpretation as The Master
Speaker 3: chief is from the games or even the book to the.
Speaker 3: Show it is, Insane like you'd have to go back
Speaker 3: to like Maybe elektra or like you, know the pre
Speaker 3: like Pre Spider man superhero movies to even get, there
Speaker 3: you know WHAT i, Mean you have to go to
Speaker 3: like maybe you can argue you have to go to
Speaker 3: like The Fantastic four from like the NINTH.
Speaker 1: I, THINK i. Agree how DO i explain this? Right
Speaker 1: and that there's never been and that this is the first.
Speaker 1: Try that's what's.
Speaker 3: Frustrating it's, like play it safe the first, time, Dude
Speaker 3: just go with what we, know and then like later
Speaker 3: on you can get crazy with. It later on you're
Speaker 3: gonna Have tony start Teaching Peter parker how to do
Speaker 3: ship because we have already had a lot Of Peter.
Speaker 2: Parker and that's a that's a true. Thing but the
Speaker 2: problem is, this, right there are things that are as
Speaker 2: way off for. Characters the problem is that they're not as.
Speaker 1: Ship that is the.
Speaker 2: Problem there are, things there are things that are way
Speaker 2: off for a lot of characters in the movies of.
Speaker 2: Comics you're, like but the warm thing you're talking about
Speaker 2: like it being like luke. Warm, yeah but they're. Not,
Speaker 2: oh some of them are good like That DANIELSEN mc
Speaker 2: was fucking. STUPID i hate That e's that. Way he's
Speaker 2: so much better in the. Comics but the problem is
Speaker 2: that the idea of a character being in love with
Speaker 2: the concept of death may not trans people can't. Read
Speaker 2: you don't understand. THINGS i understand why they couldn't do.
Speaker 2: THAT i understan why they can't do. It but comic
Speaker 2: it's calling that guy is, like that's not that's.
Speaker 1: Not THAT i THINK i think the thing that LIKE
Speaker 1: i but.
Speaker 3: He serves the.
Speaker 2: Story but he fits into cheap, history fits into the
Speaker 2: story relatively.
Speaker 3: Funny but that's WHAT i, Mean LIKE i believe it's just,
Speaker 3: Listen i'm not Even i'm not even exaggerate WHEN i, say,
Speaker 3: Like i'm not even exactly WHAT i would. Be he
Speaker 3: they could make chief into like a fucking Borderline deadpool
Speaker 3: ask character where he's just cracking jokes all the, time
Speaker 3: and that would be, like that's, annoying but it would
Speaker 3: at least be fucking more fun than whatever the FUCK
Speaker 3: i saw in the two.
Speaker 1: Seasons where he's, LIKE i don't think you. Can i'm
Speaker 1: not even.
Speaker 3: Exaggerate you can say that right.
Speaker 2: NOW i think you can say that right now without having,
Speaker 2: it BECAUSE i know, You, CHRIS i know you you
Speaker 2: would fucking hate.
Speaker 1: THAT i think you. Could you could say that right.
Speaker 1: NOW i, wish, YEAH i. Wish. Yeah it's like me saying, like,
Speaker 1: Oh i'd rather have one of these weird things happen
Speaker 1: to me than it, happens And i'm It's it's.
Speaker 3: The same thing with Like, Fallout Like fallout's not really
Speaker 3: Like fallout is, absurd.
Speaker 2: But everything About fallout is relative To fallout, still like
Speaker 2: all of that dump should happen in that.
Speaker 3: Show that happens in that but it's treated a little
Speaker 3: bit more lightly in the, show like they kind of
Speaker 3: treat it lighter than they do in the. Game like
Speaker 3: in the, games it's pretty die or like the humor
Speaker 3: comes from your understanding of like what the this is?
Speaker 3: Crazy AND i.
Speaker 1: Think it's probably the. Music and like ironic the show does,
Speaker 1: THAT i think like it.
Speaker 2: Doesn't this is not like everything that happened in The
Speaker 2: fallout show could happen in the, game you, know but
Speaker 2: it wouldn't be the comedic writing of.
Speaker 3: It it would be us seeing. It like IF i
Speaker 3: was given that saying just said THE n, word if
Speaker 3: IF i was floating against IF i was floating in
Speaker 3: an ethereal space looking down upon two realities and one
Speaker 3: of them was a, reality where like the show was
Speaker 3: just The halo show was Just, halo but like Master
Speaker 3: chief joked a, lot and the other one was he
Speaker 3: rapes a prisoner of war and, uh the arbiter dies
Speaker 3: immediately and everything is. Wrong keys dies before he lands
Speaker 3: on The everything is, Wrong everything is. Wrong everything is. Wrong, No,
Speaker 3: johnson everything is. Wrong everything is. Wrong i'm taking The
Speaker 3: i'm taking the one that's less, wrong even if it
Speaker 3: even if it's annoying and, DUMB.
Speaker 1: I get respect. Completely that's complete hind, insight because in
Speaker 1: the Crystal ball, scenario if you never had this horrible
Speaker 1: version and you had The deadpool when you would still hate.
Speaker 3: IT i probably.
Speaker 1: WOULD i probably absolutely. WOULD i don't know IF i
Speaker 1: would hate they didn't know about this other, version.
Speaker 3: You know WHAT i, MEAN i probably would hate it as,
Speaker 3: like because the core principle is, like this is the first. Try,
Speaker 3: guys just do the. Material just do the fucking. Material
Speaker 3: don't go crazy when you're adapting some people the first,
Speaker 3: time you're screwing over your ability to have a long like.
Speaker 3: Longevity this thing works because people like what's, there adapt what's.
Speaker 3: There and if in the future it gets crazy and
Speaker 3: you have another, adaptation, FINE i don't. Care that's Why
Speaker 3: homecoming doesn't bother me nearly as much Because homecoming Would
Speaker 3: if If homecoming was the First Spider man, Movie oh My,
Speaker 3: GOD i ship myself and died and, KILLED i would have.
Speaker 2: Been don't even home, like LIKE i understand it's, there
Speaker 2: LIKE I Tom, HOLLAND i. DON'T i don't consider That Spider.
Speaker 2: Man it's it's a good.
Speaker 1: MOVIE i like that. MOVIE i, don't BUT i. Don't
Speaker 1: it's Not it's so not for, us. Dude. YEAH i
Speaker 1: wonder if the the the younger, generations if they fuck
Speaker 1: With Spider man in the same way we fucked with
Speaker 1: The sam RAIMIS. I i. DON'T i don't talk to
Speaker 1: any young. PEOPLE i like, That SO i, don't you,
Speaker 1: know it's, crazy, like, hey are you guys like? You
Speaker 1: guys fucking like? You you, know like Like Tom holland
Speaker 1: is my Spider. Man people, love people.
Speaker 2: Love the problem with That Spider man is, that unfortunately
Speaker 2: That Spider man came out so close to The Spider verse.
Speaker 1: Movies so a lot of young people Like. MILES a
Speaker 1: lot of them Love Miles, moraless like like he's a
Speaker 1: that makes a ton of. Sense he might not be
Speaker 1: more popular Than, peter but, like relatively there.
Speaker 3: Was there was a conversation we had many, many, many
Speaker 3: many many episodes on this very show where we had
Speaker 3: this exact conversation we were at the. Time we were,
Speaker 3: LIKE i don't know if he's more popular, YET i
Speaker 3: think he might be at this.
Speaker 1: Point he's he's fast approaching. That even WHEN i just
Speaker 1: think about it, Immediately i'm, Like i've definitely seen the
Speaker 1: influence Of Miles morales Versus, uh this version Of Peter
Speaker 1: parker hasn't really had any state powerful the big feel Why,
Speaker 1: YEAH i, MEAN i mean the animated movies are like
Speaker 1: the people's Top Spider man, movies which is wrong but
Speaker 1: like that's, Fine like.
Speaker 3: It's it's a completely respectable LIKE i WOULDN'T i wouldn't
Speaker 3: be like that's, wrong even THOUGH i just.
Speaker 1: Didn't the.
Speaker 2: Problem the problem is that the problem is, that and
Speaker 2: the big problem is That miles has more character as
Speaker 2: a person Than peter does. Exactly peter is a character
Speaker 2: from like a very much so bygone era In. Italy
Speaker 2: so it's, like that's, why you, Know i'm still gonna
Speaker 2: Love Peter parker Over miles every, day even if he's
Speaker 2: a cultural copy of. Me i'm gonna be, like this
Speaker 2: Is Peter. Parker he's the. Goat he's the one that
Speaker 2: got the black. Suit he's the one that got buried
Speaker 2: live By. Craven he's the one that FUCKING i went
Speaker 2: and did all.
Speaker 1: THAT i think the animated movies just speak to them
Speaker 1: more BECAUSE i mean they're just. Better they're better.
Speaker 3: Film it's a better way to Convey Spider.
Speaker 1: Man, yeah, yeah fucking way in every way and every
Speaker 1: but it's always all, that Like i'd rather a game
Speaker 1: with thrown show any day that's animated than a fucking live.
Speaker 1: Action it's it's because anything, fantastical, yeah is better.
Speaker 3: Animated and the reason the reason WHY i love those
Speaker 3: those first Two Spider man movies so much is because
Speaker 3: they're so impressive in spite of that the fact, that
Speaker 3: Like Spider man can't really be done well in live,
Speaker 3: action but it's done pretty. Well it, is, like that's
Speaker 3: what's impressive about that.
Speaker 1: Movie to.
Speaker 3: Me it's done well in ways that are crazy, too
Speaker 3: because it's Like.
Speaker 1: Green gofin looks so stupid in those movies it shouldn't,
Speaker 1: work but also it looks fucking.
Speaker 3: Awesome it's a lot like, say in the same, way
Speaker 3: it's a lot Like The New superman to, me where
Speaker 3: it's like a lot of this shouldn't, work but it.
Speaker 3: Does and it's kind of like this is insane that
Speaker 3: This Green goblin stupid Fucking Power rangers, thing which was
Speaker 3: dumb at the, Time LIKE i remember people talking, about
Speaker 3: like this is a dumb, costume but it was it's so.
Speaker 3: Iconic look like it's a cool fucking help the WAY i.
Speaker 1: SEE i definitely had a different conversations because when you
Speaker 1: JUST i feel like it's nostalgic an when you look
Speaker 1: at the Comics Brother, brother because that that's our Green goblin, technically,
Speaker 1: yeah but like by that state of the.
Speaker 2: Measurement the fucking Spider man with no webs on it's
Speaker 2: only webs right, here looks so silly to.
Speaker 1: LOOK I i JUST i look the comics looks really
Speaker 1: he looks. Insane he looks like a real. Goblin there's,
Speaker 1: yeah it's IT'S i was. Experience it's just it doesn't,
Speaker 1: matter it's it's it's here to stay. You you think
Speaker 1: about Green, goblin you think about that fucking suit you. Do,
Speaker 1: yeah so it's like it worked thinking.
Speaker 2: About doc and How doc ok in the cartoon shows
Speaker 2: FUCKING i mean jacked then a motherfuckers like.
Speaker 3: Jacked german with a bowl. Cut he's like A Guy gardner.
Speaker 3: Haircut han't as it's like you're a you should be
Speaker 3: that powerlifting is in the.
Speaker 1: Comics He, no he's Just. German that's. Hilarious He's. German
Speaker 1: he's not A.
Speaker 2: Nazi whoever drew him like? That, LIKE i, mean they
Speaker 2: Drew Peter parker the famous look old Bitch Peter parker. Is,
Speaker 2: Yeah peter's thinner Than chris but like half a foot,
Speaker 2: taller and he JUST i know he's. Hulking MJ's kind
Speaker 2: of brolic.
Speaker 1: Brother they were showing Bil burr was talking, About, uh
Speaker 1: oh my, GOD. Mj well help, me what? Helpened you
Speaker 1: gotta do him?
Speaker 3: Up you gotta do six of those will help you
Speaker 3: take some of the load off here, Anyway, yeah he's
Speaker 3: talking about what he was talking ABOUT.
Speaker 1: Mj he was talking about, like, OH i forgot what
Speaker 1: talking About Mary Jane. Watson he was talking About Mary,
Speaker 1: jane AND i DON'T i forgot why he was talking
Speaker 1: About spider and M. J and he was, Like, oh
Speaker 1: he's amazing because IF i had someone to look like,
Speaker 1: THAT i would never, Leave, LIKE i would never. Leave
Speaker 1: i'd be fucking her all the. Time and they were
Speaker 1: just showing like a like a like a little montage
Speaker 1: wo over edits those clips of just like of her
Speaker 1: in the, show AND i was, LIKE i forgot how
Speaker 1: like it's in certain shots and like she was working
Speaker 1: out and one fucking scene AND i was, like, oh,
Speaker 1: MAN i forgot about. This it made me feel like
Speaker 1: BECAUSE i was always Like, felicia you, know we were
Speaker 1: talking about. Her there's a right answer, Though but then
Speaker 1: but when she's not fucking in that stupid sweater and
Speaker 1: boots or whatever the fuck she's, WEARING i was, like,
Speaker 1: oh you know that's there's a little more competition then
Speaker 1: than you're. Wrong BUT i respect the fact that it's
Speaker 1: What i'm saying is it's a lot closer THAN i
Speaker 1: actually really not. Closer you got you're not.
Speaker 3: SAYING i see what you're.
Speaker 1: SAYING i. AGREE i, Agree.
Speaker 3: DEREK i think she's a a very fuckable. Woman that's so.
Speaker 1: Crazy But Felicia jesus is hot.
Speaker 2: Master i'm Not i'm not degrading. Them i'm just fucking objectifying.
Speaker 2: Them welcome to Melt.
Speaker 1: Boys but when she trans we love we Love israel
Speaker 1: and and tits or, WHATEVER i don't know what they talk.
Speaker 3: About you see that that that parody, PODCAST i can't
Speaker 3: or it was, like is somebody basically like pretending to
Speaker 3: be The No. Boys, yeah it's like and they were just,
Speaker 3: like hey, man we're. Sorry you, know we're just trying
Speaker 3: to Be we're just trying to be.
Speaker 1: Us you.
Speaker 3: Know, anyway if you're introducing our next, guest you know,
Speaker 3: him you love, Him Kyle rittenhouse.
Speaker 1: Boys are the ones that are gonna have not Yahud
Speaker 1: they had adm or.
Speaker 3: You, yeah they asked him if he likes McDonald's a
Speaker 3: burger King, Yeah and that was the.
Speaker 1: Most pushback in The the only contention in that podcast was, like,
Speaker 1: OH i don't know which one's. BETTER i HEARD i heard,
Speaker 1: that like that was. HAPPENING i was, like that's a, Joke.
Speaker 3: Hitler what are you Like marvel OR?
Speaker 1: Dc I'M i THINK i like well bits about them
Speaker 1: because they made the super so design drum and made
Speaker 1: it Red skull and Made Captain marca though he made
Speaker 1: me An american designs. Perfect when did A Red school come?
Speaker 1: Out you, know twelve twelve cared to elaborations be made
Speaker 1: by the people that were like really doing at that.
Speaker 1: PERIOD i just want to know If Hitler Red school
Speaker 1: existed While.
Speaker 2: Hitler was A Red skull Was hitler's hand so he
Speaker 2: was like he was not after the scientific division of
Speaker 2: The Nazi, party which just like was there any was
Speaker 2: The Red school?
Speaker 1: Propaganda while uh while like say like in real, time
Speaker 1: was it a real time that they were all? There?
Speaker 1: Okay so yeah you would actually you would absolutely you
Speaker 1: would absolutely say Hit but you would ABSOLUTELY i imagine
Speaker 1: because IF i were IF i Were, HITLER i would be, like,
Speaker 1: YEAH i would be, like, hey Red, school that's kind of,
Speaker 1: dope you know WHAT i, mean kind of, like do
Speaker 1: you remember what you remember like having a little cheeky.
Speaker 1: Moment do you remember when the alt, right, like uh
Speaker 1: so there was a that's a different. Thing the fuck
Speaker 1: bad religion made the kids are or yeah, whatever and
Speaker 1: the al right were like this is fucking. AWESOME i was, like,
Speaker 1: yeah you, guys you guys don't understanding and that culture bad,
Speaker 1: religion literacy is.
Speaker 3: Crazy it's gone religion.
Speaker 1: Too that was so. Annoying, yeah that was raging against
Speaker 1: the machine. Too they're fucking trying to anytime they're mentioned
Speaker 1: in comments, Sections oh, man it's it's crazy that they're
Speaker 1: with the machine. Now every single, time that.
Speaker 3: Shit always blows my mind because it's like is the
Speaker 3: Machine at that point just becomes like what do you
Speaker 3: think the machine? Is like if the machine says crazy
Speaker 3: that the sky is? Blue is it hypocritical to just
Speaker 3: agree with a factor just because the, machine you.
Speaker 1: Know WHAT i? Mean, like it's just, see the problem
Speaker 1: is they don't think it's a. Fact that's. Right but
Speaker 1: that's the only issue because because all they said, was, hey,
Speaker 1: guys you should probably stay home and probably get vaccinated
Speaker 1: so we can beat this. Thing oh they're with the machine,
Speaker 1: Now i'm, like, oh so, scientists what are you? Saying
Speaker 1: it's not even fucking people.
Speaker 3: In the government.
Speaker 2: Arguing, yesterday, MAN i was arguing a conversation yesterday and
Speaker 2: like our friend with me and our friend going back
Speaker 2: and forth about like how, no not that particular. THING
Speaker 2: i was talking about how like debates are completely useless as,
Speaker 2: things and he was like arguing, that like debates, aren't
Speaker 2: Like i'm necessarily part of, democracy WHICH i actually agree,
Speaker 2: With BUT i think debates solve.
Speaker 1: NOTHING i think they.
Speaker 3: DON'T i THINK i think debate culture online is different than.
Speaker 3: DEBATE i think there's like still places where LIKE i
Speaker 3: think you can have a real, debate but like you
Speaker 3: have to go seek them, out and they're they're probably
Speaker 3: happening in more academic, settings not on FUCKING i.
Speaker 1: THINK i think.
Speaker 3: CONVERSATION i think the debate comes in a different.
Speaker 1: Questions, YES i think that's that's the thing where LIKE i,
Speaker 1: wonder like when your friend if that's actually what they.
Speaker 2: MEANT i THINK i think that's objectively what they. Mean
Speaker 2: BUT i think that the word debate is used in
Speaker 2: a political sense opposed to conversational. DISCUSSION i think those
Speaker 2: are things that are fundamental for. Existence BUT i think.
Speaker 1: Think debate has ever been positive. PERSONALLY i don't think
Speaker 1: debates change those. Minds, really there's that my mind's changed
Speaker 1: by debates really like, that like debate like a it's
Speaker 1: been a long, time, granted like like BECAUSE.
Speaker 2: I think you people come in, there, RIGHT i think, Not,
Speaker 2: okay That's i'm being hyperbolic when saying.
Speaker 1: NEVER i think that's a that's an incorrect. Way it's
Speaker 1: probably like early high school THAT i.
Speaker 2: Remember but it's like you come into this conversation, already,
Speaker 2: right and you come and people come in there with
Speaker 2: their own particular, beliefs, right there are people that are
Speaker 2: kind of capable of being, swayed but that is such
Speaker 2: a minute number opposed to often they come there and
Speaker 2: it is a lot of really negative mentalities are. Validating
Speaker 2: here's that's what my Convers here's here's here's WHAT i.
Speaker 3: Do here's WHAT i genuinely. FEEL i think because at
Speaker 3: a certain, point people do settle in and people build
Speaker 3: philosophies and reinforce.
Speaker 1: THEM i think there comes a point in your life
Speaker 1: where debate no longer really matters because you kind of
Speaker 1: just know where you. Stand BUT i think when you're
Speaker 1: younger and you're more like trying to figure things. OUT
Speaker 1: i think it actually does. HELP i don't think the way.
Speaker 3: THAT i don't think the way that it's being nurtured
Speaker 3: right now is positive or that the way the debate
Speaker 3: is done now helps BECAUSE i think this the way
Speaker 3: that we're doing it now is fucking. Stupid jubilee is
Speaker 3: not helping. Anybody it's just digging people further. In BUT
Speaker 3: i do think there's like there's an age where like
Speaker 3: people are trying to be more curious and they're discovering,
Speaker 3: things and they're like they might think some, things but
Speaker 3: they might not, know and so, like, uh they might
Speaker 3: seek out something or debate and then they might Actually
Speaker 3: BUT i build a foundation based ON i don't think
Speaker 3: it holds value for us.
Speaker 1: Because we're, old we're already we already know, who we
Speaker 1: know what we.
Speaker 2: Believe but the thing is, that LIKE i think the
Speaker 2: nature of debate is like when you the problem with
Speaker 2: debates is that facts are not the. FOREFRONT i think
Speaker 2: facts have to be the. Forefront and what happens when
Speaker 2: facts aren't the. Forefront it turns into people saying whatever
Speaker 2: the fuck they, want, sure and then lying in front of,
Speaker 2: people and then that was lies get reinforced because they're
Speaker 2: not pointed out as. Lies if every single time you
Speaker 2: lied in this world you never got told that you
Speaker 2: were wrong for lying or never got invalidated for, it
Speaker 2: it would why would you stop doing?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 2: Then why would your comedist? Matter if you can just,
Speaker 2: lie you aut everything you.
Speaker 3: Know so it's, like have you considered though, that like you're?
Speaker 2: GAY i, mean hey, MAN i just look, Dude i'm
Speaker 2: just trying to think a little hard ANOTHER i can get.
Speaker 1: Behind, look, MAN i get debate for.
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Speaker 1: Are who's? Gayer that's not. FAIR i just lose. Masturbation
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Speaker 3: Fair emasturbation cloclamation rode in?
Speaker 1: Masturbation what.
Speaker 3: Emasturbation coloclamation?
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Speaker 2: jacket and screaming freedom?
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Speaker 1: Yet that are fucking shut? Up shut up? Excited all.
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Speaker 3: torso one and named it by calling It. Jizabelle that's.
Speaker 3: Hilarious that's pretty.
Speaker 1: Good tell somebody that's. Funny that's the funny. Story sometimes
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Speaker 1: clip Of Ozzy osbourne on the what is it the
Speaker 1: on the show where they're asking like do you care
Speaker 1: if they're laughing at you or with?
Speaker 3: You or it's LIKE i just want them To if they're,
Speaker 3: laughing it's.
Speaker 1: COOL i just wanted to be.
Speaker 3: Laughing that's this. Guy he's clearly LIKE i named The
Speaker 3: saint jizzabel AND i came in it fair enough.
Speaker 1: After. Me so he.
Speaker 3: Says he apparently used it until it was in tatters
Speaker 3: and the holes had ripped into each, other creating one.
Speaker 1: Hole oh my, god that's crazy that he Was was
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Speaker 1: Ass at the same, time you figured out you.
Speaker 2: Gotta you gotta get the you gotta get really. Hard
Speaker 2: you gotta get a strap fucking light and lights it.
Speaker 2: Up then just focus. On then let the blood flow.
Speaker 2: Out it's gonna already be fucking. Gorged sure it's a.
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Speaker 3: it gets.
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Speaker 3: Ji isabelle to one of my other, friends to which
Speaker 3: that friend used it for.
Speaker 1: YEARS i hope that's NOT i learned all of.
Speaker 3: THIS i learned all of this much.
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Speaker 1: it's like you're keeping that that that's those are your.
Speaker 1: Friends these are your. People that says the company keep says. Everything.
Speaker 3: Listen in his in his, defense you could you could
Speaker 3: look at this in a positive. Way, oh they're resourceful.
Speaker 3: People oh you, know they're just.
Speaker 1: Recycle they, recycle they're, frugal they know the value of a, dollar.
Speaker 2: And clearly if it's if it's been used so, much
Speaker 2: clearly there must be some sort of reason why it's
Speaker 2: been used so. Much so he's, Like i'm taking my,
Speaker 2: person this person's consider.
Speaker 1: They're generous, exactly, yeah very, generous, generous andsightful, ALSO i, know,
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Speaker 3: Exactly, yeah we're kind.
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Speaker 1: yeah to, Word, now you never done. That that's. LIFE
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Speaker 1: REALLY i just, LIKE i feel like the only thing
Speaker 1: that does is usually giving, birth you know that usually
Speaker 1: tears that.
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Speaker 1: sorry let out of. Here, Look i'll take Our i'll
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Speaker 1: yeah it's it's really the part Because i've heard about
Speaker 1: sex toys being, recycled which is, crazy that's, insane but
Speaker 1: it being used to.
Speaker 3: The point, where, look, man let's throw it.
Speaker 1: Out. Damage that is so like you you absolutely the
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Speaker 3: True he bought it as a white woman and it
Speaker 3: was a black woman about it.
Speaker 1: Time he gave it to his. Homie he gave it
Speaker 1: to his, home even though he thought it was actually
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Speaker 1: that's a big. PUSSY i thought you THOUGHT i would
Speaker 1: have a pussy and. Ass and he's, like, yeah you,
Speaker 1: know it's just a big. Pussy oh maybe he did,
Speaker 1: That maybe he lied to. Him Like, god it's got
Speaker 1: a large the tat it came. Tattered that's how it,
Speaker 1: is the giant cavernous. Hole that's the.
Speaker 3: Style it's, like it's like three ripped jeans.
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Speaker 1: pre tatted pocket. Pussy there YOU i Think i'm gonna get.
Speaker 1: ONE i Think i'm just gonna bite the bulleting by.
Speaker 1: One are you gonna get like the big big one
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Speaker 1: DUDE i want TO i WANT i want people to
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Speaker 1: staring at it like on the fucking like on my,
Speaker 1: island just gonna do crazy what a world we're living. In, yeah, Anyway,
Speaker 1: uh there's almost tears in your. Eyes it's just it's
Speaker 1: that's my night brought to nearly crying about a. Cop
Speaker 1: like it's. Crazy what's just like knowing, that like that's
Speaker 1: fucking knowing somebody came this thing probably who knows how
Speaker 1: many times and you're, like, yeah, yeah but my. Turn
Speaker 1: but like when you fuck girls that have had sex. Before,
Speaker 1: yeah but the pussy is not a fucking pocket, pussy
Speaker 1: it is self, cleaning it fucking it is self, maintaining
Speaker 1: so you can. Easily to, me it's like it's it's
Speaker 1: it's the equivalent of like a girl just finished having
Speaker 1: a fucking orgy and then she just washed. It you,
Speaker 1: know he's not he's not washing. It it's What i'm.
Speaker 1: Saying if it's not like you put in a, dishwasher
Speaker 1: you know what if you, could what if you did
Speaker 1: well for, me it's just still it's not LIKE i
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Speaker 1: pretty easy to tell a woman who takes care of
Speaker 1: herself and who's very very, hygienic AND i. Can't you,
Speaker 1: can't you, know with with those, TOYS i THINK i
Speaker 1: think people who use those toys by nature just are
Speaker 1: not clean. PEOPLE i just. DON'T i just don't think
Speaker 1: that they're that's a relatively safe. ASSUMPTION i think that's pretty.
Speaker 1: SAFE i JUST i. Can't there's no there's no scenario
Speaker 1: Where i'd feel like Like I've i've bought a steam
Speaker 1: clean mattress, before like it was, used like but they
Speaker 1: they they take it and they you, know they they sanitize.
Speaker 1: It they would bother me and for the thought of
Speaker 1: it WHERE i was, like let me see, it AND
Speaker 1: i was, like, OH i virtually couldn't tell it. All
Speaker 1: like it was one of those things where it's because
Speaker 1: if it's used and it has like grease and, shit
Speaker 1: and they obviously can't take it. Back so it was
Speaker 1: like one of those. Things it's, like, oh it was
Speaker 1: probably used for the, warrantine like this is the sucks
Speaker 1: ass properly disposed of a. Mattress EVEN i don't, Know
Speaker 1: i've used other.
Speaker 3: People you called the, city the city comes to take
Speaker 3: you can't Call i've only ever just dumped it on the.
Speaker 1: STREET i MEAN i have the middle of the street
Speaker 1: THAT i got two o'clock in the. Morning we're not
Speaker 1: gonna tell you, WHERE i tell you.
Speaker 3: Where, no we walked it down the, hill, like we
Speaker 3: walked it far enough away from our apartment that no
Speaker 3: one would connect it to.
Speaker 1: Us and then we did it at two. Am we
Speaker 1: did that two am specifically because we were, like we
Speaker 1: don't want to we don't want nobody to see what
Speaker 1: we're doing. IT i guess want to do it. Now we're, like,
Speaker 1: yeah let's go do. It we brought it down in
Speaker 1: the middle of the, night and the fucking ram it
Speaker 1: down the.
Speaker 3: Street was that the perfectly fine mattress with the with
Speaker 3: the the two hundred and fifty stab holes in?
Speaker 2: It remember the one that said? Bugs, yeah well just said.
Speaker 2: Bugs that was on the same street.
Speaker 1: Too what's?
Speaker 3: Up SO i HAD i had a we had an
Speaker 3: extra mattress in our apartment for a while that we
Speaker 3: JUST i don't know why we had it there for so.
Speaker 3: LONG i don't remember what there was some reason, why
Speaker 3: like we just couldn't get rid of, it or like
Speaker 3: we were holding it onto it for somebody and then
Speaker 3: like maybe they didn't need it. ANYMORE i couldn't, remember
Speaker 3: but it was just. Sitting it was leaning against our
Speaker 3: wall for like a, while AND i was so sick
Speaker 3: of seeing, it AND i was, LIKE i have to
Speaker 3: MAYBE i could use this for a video or. Something
Speaker 3: SO i just LIKE i, WROTE i had like a
Speaker 3: title card like a show, thing AND i just wrote
Speaker 3: like perfectly fine in like pen AND i inched inch
Speaker 3: over it a bunch of, times so it was like
Speaker 3: bold and you could see it on. Camera SO i
Speaker 3: just had perfectly fine written on this mattress AND i
Speaker 3: sat in front of it and did a video the
Speaker 3: same video WHERE i Said Richard spencer wasn't A nazi.
Speaker 1: Whoops but.
Speaker 3: But and at the, end just for like b, ROLL
Speaker 3: i stabbed it like a bunch of times with like
Speaker 3: a box cutter or like some butterfly eye or.
Speaker 1: SOMETHING i don't. KNOW i guess it could have been.
Speaker 1: Concerned it was just chaotic bullshit for the sake of
Speaker 1: like having it in the. Video you guys didn't like
Speaker 1: soak it in piss or. Anything, no we didn't have
Speaker 1: that much.
Speaker 3: Piss it keeps, Happening, yeah.
Speaker 1: We didn't have that much piss on an. End, luckily
Speaker 1: stop drinking.
Speaker 3: It he hates this.
Speaker 1: Thing I'm, anyways question man one more and then we'll
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of.
Speaker 3: Here tornado glz Y?
Speaker 1: Uh what did?
Speaker 3: Tornado glizzy Pot Pocket Pussy Sport Touring edition broad and he, says,
Speaker 3: hello Baty man's and bad badie. Men which religion, has
Speaker 3: in your, opinion the best? Drip not temples and, iconography
Speaker 3: just priestly outfits and stuff like. THAT i was gonna
Speaker 3: Say shinto.
Speaker 1: Clutches this pretty, FAR i pretty, fire but.
Speaker 3: After some, googling actually they are not drippy at. All
Speaker 3: what really fucking white, ass weird long sleeve uh shit
Speaker 3: and stupid hats all. Around, anyway, love love y'all and appreciate.
Speaker 1: Y'all. Bye that's, hard. Man there's because there's a lot
Speaker 1: Of orthodox stuff That i've seen in Like Eastern europe
Speaker 1: that still exists today that they're like just, Silly like
Speaker 1: they just look, silly but it's like, awesome. Silly we're
Speaker 1: talking about your. People you're spinning all of your fucking
Speaker 1: gold and blows my. Mind.
Speaker 2: Dude you deal With mexicans like you guys would go
Speaker 2: dealing With catholics in. General But mexicans are pretty they're
Speaker 2: the most extremely they're the most like they're the most
Speaker 2: indocted out Of latino. People, unfortunately it's probably, them they're
Speaker 2: the most like are? THEY i would probably say that
Speaker 2: the most indoctated for.
Speaker 3: Sure you feel Like caribbeans are up. There caribbeans we,
Speaker 3: are but we have a lot Of catholic we.
Speaker 1: Have we have.
Speaker 2: Our our cultures are still kind of important in a
Speaker 2: way that like they don't talk about their as that
Speaker 2: mine and Like incan. Culture they don't like that ship's
Speaker 2: next to them, too it's like next, door and they're
Speaker 2: like it's pretty, sad and it's like it's pretty.
Speaker 1: Sad i'm, like, oh IF i IF i had any
Speaker 1: hint of WHAT i had a connection, To and they're, like,
Speaker 1: oh you guys actually have like a rich history that
Speaker 1: you can learn about that unfortunately got wiped. Out but they're,
Speaker 1: LIKE i don't. Care, well it's it's it's wiped. Out
Speaker 1: but also Like spanish not you, know it's like wiped.
Speaker 1: Out like they're you, know their culture got completely wiped
Speaker 1: out because they mostly.
Speaker 3: Die their physical history is like right next to.
Speaker 1: Them but they're like, yeah, yeah but that's that is
Speaker 1: an unfortunate.
Speaker 2: Thing so like seeing them like go so hard on
Speaker 2: like how they do like baptisms and like christeningsff like,
Speaker 2: that and it's.
Speaker 1: LIKE i don't have to SAY i GOT i gotta
Speaker 1: give it To, Catholicism LIKE i Just i'm thinking about
Speaker 1: just reason why they, Won, yeah. WORLDWIDE i think about
Speaker 1: because even like Uh JoJo's, culture they they're They're. Catholic
Speaker 1: and she wasn't sure exactly what it, was but she
Speaker 1: started describing everything AND i was, like, oh you guys
Speaker 1: are BECAUSE i was, LIKE i wonder if she's Like Orthodox,
Speaker 1: Christian like there's a lot Of Eastern europeans that, are
Speaker 1: but it's all it's almost. Interchangeable WHEN i start looking
Speaker 1: at their drip and stuff that they, Do i'm, like
Speaker 1: it's almost a.
Speaker 2: Fucking, Yeah i've kind of. FALLEN i was kind of
Speaker 2: raised since seven D. Adventists i'm like that Orthodox ship
Speaker 2: is a very huge part of my religious experience. Too
Speaker 2: do they have drip over there in? This so what
Speaker 2: is Sent i'm, Saying oh my, GOD i don't know
Speaker 2: where my people are. From Saint, thomas did.
Speaker 1: They have they have like that kind of it's more.
Speaker 2: Tribal it's more like a small Like afro tribal, stuff
Speaker 2: but Like tino like Site tino, influence opposed to Like
Speaker 2: Puerto rican is More tino with like a bit Of afro.
Speaker 1: Influence why don't we have like pop or deacon drip?
Speaker 1: Stuff why don't we just wa like us in? General,
Speaker 1: us like us.
Speaker 2: PROPER i come in like a fucking uh what's it
Speaker 2: called the mother vers? Uh ex executioners.
Speaker 1: An.
Speaker 2: Executioner you're doing, Great, No i'm trying to think of.
Speaker 2: It give me the, work give me the, time give time.
Speaker 1: Artifacts what are you talking? About jackal? Exemplars there you
Speaker 1: go like. Exemplar put a bible in my hand and
Speaker 1: a fucking giant hammer on my. Back i'm gonna show you,
Speaker 1: exactly gonna kill all the. Pagans i'm gonna fly in
Speaker 1: the fucking pigans with my hammer and my. BIBLE i
Speaker 1: believe In, god But i'm gonn rape to look at this,
Speaker 1: Guy Archbishop, Pinroy, pinthroy look at that drip EXACTLY i want.
Speaker 3: Like that looks, ridaniculous it looks.
Speaker 1: Cool got it exactly what it? Is? Like so their
Speaker 1: stuff is so over the top and stupid battle. Priest
Speaker 1: it reminds, me you, know the The deacons of The
Speaker 1: deep or, whatever And Dark souls three with that one,
Speaker 1: boss the easiest boss in the entire, series because all
Speaker 1: you do is just kill them and then the soul keeps.
Speaker 1: Traveling it's literally he just following with the. Ass but
Speaker 1: like they're all dripped out in that pope, shit AND
Speaker 1: i was, like this is fucking. Fire like imagine this
Speaker 1: being like we're all just hanging. Out it's crazy in
Speaker 1: the same fucking tens of thousands of dollars of just
Speaker 1: ornature around. Us it's, like, right this is really. Cool
Speaker 1: you see my little. Scepter, yeah little waste a lot of.
Speaker 1: Money but ARE i? Great AREN'T i?
Speaker 2: Great my family can't, eat but like looking at, me
Speaker 2: hopefully in the next LIFE i, have things will be.
Speaker 1: Good it, Right that's What i'm. Doing i'm gonna. Move
Speaker 1: i'm gonna Move jojo AND i into a studio so
Speaker 1: we can afford a pope drip good. Idea, yeah that's
Speaker 1: crazy an, INVESTMENT i, AGREE i.
Speaker 3: Think so your best to come up the, closet like
Speaker 3: you know the ironing board beds that, DUDE i love.
Speaker 1: THOSE i love. THAT i like.
Speaker 3: That that was SOMETHING I i had a friend who
Speaker 3: lived in the city who had one of those because
Speaker 3: you need him in the, city because because the apartments are,
Speaker 3: small AND i just remember The murphy BEDS i think they're.
Speaker 1: Called, YEAH i just remember being, like this is a
Speaker 1: fucking great. IDEA i think the idea of, That, LIKE
Speaker 1: i love.
Speaker 2: This if you just have LIKE i, Like i'd like
Speaker 2: to have one of, those IF i possibly had a
Speaker 2: more respectious, apartment you, know like IF i had like
Speaker 2: a like instead of having people sleep on my, Couch
Speaker 2: i'd love people to HAVE i have a really big
Speaker 2: thing about sleeping on my.
Speaker 1: COUCH i don't like. IT i don't like to sleeping
Speaker 1: on the. Couch why is?
Speaker 3: That BECAUSE i was WHEN i grew.
Speaker 2: UP i was, like because my grandma always had like
Speaker 2: these fucking stupid ass fancy leather couches that she would
Speaker 2: actually take the plastic off. Of SO i was, like you,
Speaker 2: guys can't sleep for your guys gotta go.
Speaker 1: To your room and, sleep so that that her rules
Speaker 1: rubbed off on.
Speaker 2: You, yes it's, like just don't, sleep, like don't sleep
Speaker 2: living room because when sleep in living, room also you
Speaker 2: prevent the room from being used from other people as well,
Speaker 2: too so now no one else can use, it you,
Speaker 2: know because.
Speaker 1: You're here sleeping in the living. Room, yeah it's like
Speaker 1: it wasn't like a choice most people that's why they. Sleep,
Speaker 1: yeah nobody sleeps in the living room because they want.
Speaker 1: To oh, yeah but like for, me like for, me,
Speaker 1: now like IF i had a ch that's WHY i,
Speaker 1: SAID i had a chance to like have that with
Speaker 1: a different like a more spacious. Places but it comes
Speaker 1: out of the clause here's another, bed you.
Speaker 3: Know space saving. FURNITURE i Just i'm really into.
Speaker 1: IT i, LIKE i like.
Speaker 3: IT i understand there's a lot of mechanisms that can.
Speaker 3: Go that's the only real real reason WHY i never
Speaker 3: really invested in, it because like the idea of like
Speaker 3: like one part of this, breaks then the whole thing
Speaker 3: is kind of fucked and THEN i have to replace.
Speaker 3: It and like how specialty of a part is, That, like, yeah.
Speaker 1: They don't and they don't.
Speaker 3: Build so anything with more than one component really like
Speaker 3: always has that extra layer of, Like, okay this becomes
Speaker 3: more complex and this becomes a bigger problem to fix
Speaker 3: down the. Line my, dad you know, what my dad
Speaker 3: really got this into me where like AND i think
Speaker 3: it was just joking. Around i'm sure he just meant
Speaker 3: it as a, joke but it like it hit me
Speaker 3: in a core of my brain Where i'll never be
Speaker 3: able to forget.
Speaker 1: It and it really really altered my brain, entirely where
Speaker 1: LIKE i opened the recliner once and he was, like
Speaker 1: that's you, know you just that's exactly one less recline
Speaker 1: that that chair can. Do, now that is so, insane
Speaker 1: AND i think about that every TIME i use. Anything,
Speaker 1: yeah that's.
Speaker 2: True every time you, breathe that's one less breath you
Speaker 2: have left the, breath, Right but like so what that's
Speaker 2: like such.
Speaker 1: An arbitrary thing to Be, no but because like that's,
Speaker 1: true it, is it is. True but also what you,
Speaker 1: know what you can do is just replace the nuts and.
Speaker 1: Bolts well, yeah that's WHAT i mean without, right without
Speaker 1: that but that's, yeah the the inaugural run of this
Speaker 1: thing without you having to inconvenience yourself to fix.
Speaker 3: It, yeah you, know well that's it's over to.
Speaker 1: Me i'm, like well, whatever but it's it's it's like
Speaker 1: it's like growing up WITH i CAN'T i feel cheated
Speaker 1: as LIKE i feel, cheated as LIKE i think there
Speaker 1: was a little bit of a GRAZE i think or.
Speaker 1: Something BUT i feel. Cheated were the way that we
Speaker 1: conserved energy as, uh like see how my mom and
Speaker 1: parents conserved. Energy and WE i didn't get a c
Speaker 1: until after high. School and, yeah just we never had
Speaker 1: any units. Installed we didn't have central. Air the units
Speaker 1: got installed AFTER i think it was two thousand eighties.
Speaker 3: You were having that you were living in that Hay arnold, episode, Right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: We just out. Here we just like we were just fucking, fans,
Speaker 1: dude fans taking extra showers like you took it like
Speaker 1: it's so, Hot i'm just gonna jump in the shower
Speaker 1: for a couple of minutes to cool, down and then
Speaker 1: when you come, out it feels so fucking. Great like
Speaker 1: SOMETIMES i would even have like a jersey because jerseys
Speaker 1: would hold so much water and just put the jersey
Speaker 1: on and it, would you, know hold all that water
Speaker 1: and keep me. Cool stuff like, That And i'm just,
Speaker 1: like would you be your house with your jersey, on,
Speaker 1: WELL i would. Be it wouldn't be like killing the
Speaker 1: shower to like excess. DRIP i WOULD i would like
Speaker 1: ring out so it wouldn't be, dripping but it holding
Speaker 1: it held enough water to it kept me. Cool i'm, sorry,
Speaker 1: Man the thing is like it didn't need to be
Speaker 1: like that Because i'm an adult now where things are
Speaker 1: more expensive than it were for, them AND i run
Speaker 1: that ac all. Day it is crazy and LIKE i
Speaker 1: can afford. It it's it's, yeah the bills a little,
Speaker 1: high BUT i can afford.
Speaker 2: It it's the misconception of how people told less air
Speaker 2: conditioning work because you're, like, oh air, conditionings like every
Speaker 2: time you turn off and turn it, on you're gonna
Speaker 2: fucking every time you leave it on is gonna use.
Speaker 3: More it's, like, no turning it on is what burns
Speaker 3: a huge amount of. Energy it's starting it.
Speaker 2: Up if you leave it, on it will be fine,
Speaker 2: relatively if you keep turning it on and, off that's
Speaker 2: where the problem comes. From and it's like this is
Speaker 2: a huge lie that like poor people were told just
Speaker 2: so just start to live well even brought.
Speaker 1: That lie to. Them that was like.
Speaker 3: Even then, though LIKE i just STILL i think it's
Speaker 3: LIKE I i out put it this. WAY i can't
Speaker 3: imagine a world WHERE i would prioritize other luxuries over air,
Speaker 3: conditioning you know WHAT i, Mean, like if if there
Speaker 3: is anything That i'm going to splur, jeohn it's air
Speaker 3: conditioning or like just or heating it in a cold
Speaker 3: like any anything that keeps the. Livable like why AM
Speaker 3: i gonna Have we're gonna have? Cable a cable package
Speaker 3: over over the we're in the a c insane.
Speaker 1: If we could have had a c oh my, god
Speaker 1: like it just literally there's three. Things there's three, splurges,
Speaker 1: right There's my parents weren't like, That thank. God my
Speaker 1: grandma wasn't like. THAT i don't. Think, no there was,
Speaker 1: times but that was more of my aunt and he
Speaker 1: lived with. Us my mom had ace in her master.
Speaker 1: Bedroom aga FOR i was like scanning my brain in
Speaker 1: a ruin like a. Second, yeah they were good and
Speaker 1: then none of. US i remember cooking.
Speaker 3: KIDS i remember brown. CHILDREN i remember you KNOW i
Speaker 3: actually thought about, Moving like BEFORE i moved To, LA
Speaker 3: i actually thought about moving into my old. Building, yeah
Speaker 3: BECAUSE i loved. THAT i really did like the building a,
Speaker 3: lot AND i loved that. Apartment BUT i remember we.
Speaker 1: Were talking about going To. Queens, yeah were THINKING i
Speaker 1: was about To queen before we moved out. HERE i
Speaker 1: REMEMBER i had an a c in my window that
Speaker 1: was so fucking. Cool.
Speaker 3: Man it was like the old, wood the old.
Speaker 1: Ones THAT i loved. It you can make it.
Speaker 3: SNOW i, remember LIKE i remember going like going. Out
Speaker 3: it's such a vivid memory of like going out one
Speaker 3: summer and it WAS i think it was like riding
Speaker 3: bikes and like some fucking probably In tibbets or. Something
Speaker 3: and THEN i remember like we it was so fucking,
Speaker 3: hot AND i grabbed a snapple from like the the
Speaker 3: gas station AND i walked into my room AND i
Speaker 3: had it on the whole.
Speaker 1: THING i had left the air condiser on the whole,
Speaker 1: time and it was like already degrees and it was.
Speaker 1: Awesome they don't make air. CONDISTRIERS I i don't think
Speaker 1: they legally can do that now probably. NOT i think
Speaker 1: you have to. Go you have to do something to.
Speaker 1: Them you have to Like madir air, condisture WHICH I i,
Speaker 1: Mean i'm like A i would do. It SO i.
Speaker 3: HAVE i have Central air and it's.
Speaker 1: Good but IF i, yo IF i could get like
Speaker 1: a window UNIT ac like that was like from the,
Speaker 1: seventies that'll pump like no one thing in your. Thing
Speaker 1: you can do if you invest a decent amount of
Speaker 1: money into a portable. One some of them are fucking
Speaker 1: like more ridiculous what even? That so it's it's it's
Speaker 1: that like so all you do is you take this stupid.
Speaker 1: Question you get. It you get like a little there's
Speaker 1: just a little makeshift, thing so you put it into your.
Speaker 1: Window it's just a little block so and it can
Speaker 1: go different. Sizes so our is in the. BEDROOM i
Speaker 1: had to get an extension because it's the whole sliding glass.
Speaker 1: Door but, uh that's how we because we don't have
Speaker 1: a unit in the master bedroom put. IT i bought
Speaker 1: one that was like three hundred bucks and it was
Speaker 1: like fourteen thousand.
Speaker 3: Btu's they're there in, btu's the.
Speaker 1: Units, yeah and like there's ones that are much higher
Speaker 1: that will free ease, you you, know but you gotta
Speaker 1: pay a pretty pity for. Them so like you can
Speaker 1: do it if you want to just look at the
Speaker 1: look at the like the strongest. Ones that's probably meant
Speaker 1: for like a big look you're. Sleep you can look
Speaker 1: that's like a large bedroom like a portable a c
Speaker 1: and put it in like a MASTURBD i. LOVE i
Speaker 1: love that, sensation, man just like the, sun the, sun
Speaker 1: the sun pouring through the. Window you know it's hot,
Speaker 1: outside and then like what you feel the breeze coming
Speaker 1: from under the. Door it's just like you get them
Speaker 1: in the.
Speaker 2: Covers it's, Like I'm i'm NOT i don't. Mind the
Speaker 2: temperature is really anything, LIKE i don't. Like it could
Speaker 2: be really hot And i'll be relatively. Fine it could
Speaker 2: be really. Cold i'll be relatively. Fine So i'm not
Speaker 2: like somebody that complains about. IT i remember we had central.
Speaker 1: AIR i don't. REMEMBER i think it was like don't
Speaker 1: touch the, trumbers that kind of.
Speaker 2: Ship and it's, Like, grandma you're from the fucking you're
Speaker 2: you're a fucking spear thrower from the Fucking, caribbean and
Speaker 2: like fucking coconut tree.
Speaker 1: Person nothing's gonna bother. You So i'd be like at
Speaker 1: like sixty, four all nusty, four maybe like, seventies like seventy,
Speaker 1: one seventy two all the time on my grandma is it's,
Speaker 1: like can we turn on a little. Bit she's Like i'm.
Speaker 3: Fine i'm like, yeah because you're not from. Here that's
Speaker 3: why you're.
Speaker 2: Fine you're from the, tropics, Right, yeah as long as
Speaker 2: it's not, humid you'll deal with.
Speaker 1: Anything.
Speaker 3: Noway Sometimes i'm sitting in this apartment and it's like
Speaker 3: seventy eight.
Speaker 1: AND i didn't even realize. It, Yeah i'm just, like oh,
Speaker 1: SHIT i just turned the air. On it definitely depends
Speaker 1: on you got to be a notified a bit like.
Speaker 3: HOW i, think BECAUSE i KNOW i can change it
Speaker 3: at any, Point Like i'm not you know, What it's
Speaker 3: not like that torture when you're a kid and like
Speaker 3: you have no control and it's just like you're just
Speaker 3: suffering and you never you don't know when it's going to,
Speaker 3: end because it just completely depends on like whether or
Speaker 3: not your family has chosen to be merciful right, Right
Speaker 3: whereas like now it's just like even If i'm, UNCOFORTABLE
Speaker 3: i was, like, yeah, i'muncomfortable like not that uncomfortable to stand.
Speaker 3: Out it's more un comfortable me stand up and change the.
Speaker 3: Air then it would be for me to.
Speaker 1: Change don't notice until when it hits eighty one degrees
Speaker 1: BECAUSE i have a little eighty is a is a
Speaker 1: spot right around there Because i'll be on my, Computer
Speaker 1: i'll be doing a thing and then the Usually i'm, like,
Speaker 1: oh got a little, warm but, yeah usually It's I've i've.
Speaker 1: Tough my growing up yeah made.
Speaker 2: ME i have pretty under the covers with eighty plus degrees,
Speaker 2: before because it's Really i've. Done it's really hard for
Speaker 2: me not to super covers on. Me it's REALLY i
Speaker 2: recently have at LEAST i have to have recently acquired ability.
Speaker 1: Not to do, it like the last three, YEARS i
Speaker 1: have to have like a quilt or like a normal
Speaker 1: sheet doesn't work for, me, yeah BECAUSE i, FEEL i don't,
Speaker 1: know there's something about. It there's like like the minds
Speaker 1: are gonna get me unprotected. EXACTLY i just need to
Speaker 1: feel like it just needs to. Be that's what a
Speaker 1: sheet will work for me. Too like in the summer gets,
Speaker 1: hotter a little sheet will do it for. Me but but,
Speaker 1: again grown ass man now put on THE ac and
Speaker 1: the portable A c on the second. Setting so it's
Speaker 1: started getting. Cold so in the middle of the, NIGHT
Speaker 1: i woke up and put a blanket on, me you,
Speaker 1: know Because i'm, Like i'm cold, now And i'm, LIKE
Speaker 1: i love being an adult in that, aspect.
Speaker 2: RIGHT i prefer being an adult on a child any.
Speaker 2: Day BUT i do have things from the childhood THAT i.
Speaker 1: MISSED i MISS i miss not paying. Bills but, yeah
Speaker 1: that's just that's THAT'S i love, autonomy you, know LIKE
Speaker 1: i love, BEING i love, BEING i love being able
Speaker 1: to be, like OH i want this thing AND i
Speaker 1: get it and no one has asked me about, it you,
Speaker 1: know but just kind of fun because it didn't gifting
Speaker 1: giving gifts like that have being ruined because like it's
Speaker 1: really hard to get me gifts BECAUSE i get WHAT
Speaker 1: i want for myself so. Frequently that is.
Speaker 3: TRUE i gave up on gifts a long time. ADULT
Speaker 3: i don't, NEED i don't buy, gifts AND i don't expect.
Speaker 3: Him that's kind of HOW i. Operate i'm just LIKE
Speaker 3: i don't want. GIFTS i actually actively don't want.
Speaker 1: Gifts, well lucky you guys, like oh, hey but you
Speaker 1: this was on sales like Some colone AND i was
Speaker 1: like thank. You Now i'm, like fuck now you're in. Debt,
Speaker 1: yeah AND i was, like god stop loves gifts and
Speaker 1: they will bring it. Up gifts she.
Speaker 2: Does she Loves christmas like it's our you, know you
Speaker 2: guys have heard me about doing it's she spent.
Speaker 1: Fortunes, Guy, yeah at least like a man and a.
Speaker 1: Half feel, like to, ME i feel like that's very
Speaker 1: rude to even accept something from you knowing that you're
Speaker 1: not bond like they. Are that's crazy to. Me they
Speaker 1: could just get me like a pack of, gum you,
Speaker 1: know like it's a thought that.
Speaker 2: Counts it's whatever It's i've gotten you to. IT i
Speaker 2: appreciate and he's got used to getting.
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