Speaker 1: Welcome to the snart Sack. You're about to get.
Speaker 2: Your dad's glazed by the great Chris RAYCS, Derek Black
Speaker 2: Ben and Tom Sway.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some a shit.
Speaker 3: Sit back and prepare for some lazy glory.
Speaker 4: I can see my breath.
Speaker 1: It's seventy three degrees. You're really sick, really sick. Do
Speaker 1: you remember when you said, like, didn't you say something
Speaker 1: like you saw your breath when it was like eighty
Speaker 1: degrees in the apartment or something.
Speaker 5: There was one time, like around December where I was
Speaker 5: everybody went home from for I feel like, for a
Speaker 5: vacation or whatever, and I was dirt poor, so I
Speaker 5: couldn't So I was in the living room by myself,
Speaker 5: and I came back and from work and I was like,
Speaker 5: I'm not feeling the best at whatever. I woke up
Speaker 5: and I fucking was like, Oh, I'm fucking shivering. What's
Speaker 5: going on. I went to the thermostat and it was
Speaker 5: ninety degrees in the apartment, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I went and laid back down, and that's it.
Speaker 1: Just accepted you, Like, but I was I gonna do it?
Speaker 1: Was I gonna do, I don't.
Speaker 4: Know, pour some hot water on your penis.
Speaker 1: That's a good call, always, always a good I was
Speaker 1: that was the sickest I've ever been.
Speaker 5: That is was the by far the sickest I ever been. Really, yeah,
Speaker 5: like the most like clearly something's wrong.
Speaker 1: Way was this twenty eighteen oh eighteen.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, towards the you might have gotten like one
Speaker 3: of the first nineteen Yeah, COVID No, maybe maybe at
Speaker 3: COVID eighteen eighteen. Yeah, the processor, yeah, because I mean
Speaker 3: that literally is how it works.
Speaker 1: But that's crazy.
Speaker 5: That's like I was like, this is really bad. Like
Speaker 5: I didn't feel I felt weak at COVID eighteen, but
Speaker 5: I was like it's I checked the temperature and I
Speaker 5: was like, what's the temperature?
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh you sure you weren't so
Speaker 3: sick that it was You read it upside down.
Speaker 1: And it was nine degrees.
Speaker 3: Or six technically maybe six degrees, but it's yeah, whatever,
Speaker 3: I just laid back down't will.
Speaker 1: Those two are Those two are not far enough away
Speaker 1: from each other to make a discernable difference. Six degrees
Speaker 1: and nine degrees are both fucking It's unfathomably cold for
Speaker 1: an indoor advice.
Speaker 5: And foremost, if that is possible, that's the best Central
Speaker 5: Air ever.
Speaker 3: It's you got to just bypass its governor and then
Speaker 3: you can you can get to a minus fucking one
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Speaker 1: It's me Chris, it's him Sweeney, it's him Derek. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: You know what I used to do when I when
Speaker 3: I used to work at the movie theater. You know,
Speaker 3: you buy the bucket of popcorn, and like, people keep
Speaker 3: getting refills, so I would rob them, you know, after
Speaker 3: I'd give them refill. So basically it offset the price popcorn.
Speaker 1: Give it. Pulling a gun on somebody at the movie
Speaker 1: theater and mugging them for their popcorn. Yeah, give me.
Speaker 1: We don't want to go out and want to walk
Speaker 1: all the way back, Give me a pop.
Speaker 4: It worked till I got arrested.
Speaker 5: I definitely definitely snuck into movies. I definitely stuck into
Speaker 5: movies many times. And I almost got caught one time,
Speaker 5: and that I was laid down flat on the floor
Speaker 5: because I'm so dark skinned.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he didn't see me. I'm sure he didn't
Speaker 1: see something is the pile of clothes and somebody was wrapped.
Speaker 5: It was like he lift.
Speaker 3: I got a One time one of those assholes followed
Speaker 3: me into the bathroom because that was we had you know,
Speaker 3: the stupid people that were taking the tickets at the
Speaker 3: front or in the beginning. After the door, you just
Speaker 3: be hey, can I use the bathroom real fast? You know?
Speaker 3: They they usually oblige like sure, and then you would
Speaker 3: just go watch a movie. Yeah, so that didn't Like
Speaker 3: when we're in high school. One time somebody was clearly
Speaker 3: onto me and it was actually, uh for three hundred,
Speaker 3: we were gonna go watch three hundred. So my buddies
Speaker 3: got in and worked for them, and then I think
Speaker 3: I'm the black guy trying it, and then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, a guy follows me into the bathroom. He's
Speaker 3: pretending to like wipe the counterdown. I was like, fuck
Speaker 3: this fucking asshole. I know he was gonna be here
Speaker 3: as long as I was gonna be here. So I
Speaker 3: just like actually like pretended to, you know, do whatever,
Speaker 3: and then fucking went outside and then waited for my buddies.
Speaker 1: I was just like they went. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: enjoy the movie.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go fuck off.
Speaker 1: That suck. Yeah. Yeah, that was Were you far off
Speaker 1: from home at least? No?
Speaker 4: No, no, it was like a like a thirty minute walk.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's not so bad it. Yeah, just like
Speaker 1: a different city. That's crazy. I've never stuck into a
Speaker 1: movie I think about it. I've only done it like
Speaker 1: a few times, but a handful of times, like maybe
Speaker 1: like three four times something like that. Yeah, I stuck
Speaker 1: food in the theaters many times. What do you mean
Speaker 1: of course? Yeah, oh yeah, that's because that, to me
Speaker 1: is the more egregious part of it. Like I don't
Speaker 1: really mind paying even exorbitant movie prices today. To me,
Speaker 1: if they're like, yeah, that's expensive, but expensive, to me,
Speaker 1: it's they are expensive. It's just a matter of it's
Speaker 1: just a matter of like, well, I'm I am paying
Speaker 1: for like something. But like then they like, okay, here's
Speaker 1: popcorn for fifty dollars, and it's like that's that's where
Speaker 1: you lose me. Really. I peeked over at a family's
Speaker 1: their they're total, oh god, a family seventy something dollars
Speaker 1: for what it was. It was it a single dad
Speaker 1: and his one child.
Speaker 3: It's it's like it was like two buckets of popcorn.
Speaker 3: Everybody got a drink, and I was like seventy dollars
Speaker 3: or something that seems and.
Speaker 5: I'm like crazy, Yeah, like I remember, I remember it
Speaker 5: being like people complaining about it being so expensive. Yeah, granted,
Speaker 5: it's like I don't I don't think it's like wildly expensive.
Speaker 4: Are you talking about the concessions?
Speaker 1: Yeah, your your fucking aline.
Speaker 5: I know it clearly costs. It clearly costs, Like it
Speaker 5: just doesn't seem as expensive. I remember being told it was.
Speaker 5: People were be like, it's like break the bank money,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, it's it's expensive.
Speaker 3: But the privilege of somebody to say something like by
Speaker 3: getting popcorn that literally a bucket of popcorn that should
Speaker 3: fucking cost thirty cents, but like because I buy bags
Speaker 3: of popcorn by the twenty for five dollars and then
Speaker 3: this guy's like, ah, expense ten dollars for method.
Speaker 5: Also, I have the pass now, so that definitely alleviates.
Speaker 1: A lot of them. That is not that does not
Speaker 1: wait till you pay for the NC so that's not
Speaker 1: the assets and that's nuts. So what are you saying?
Speaker 4: I feel like that discounts. But they said it's expensive.
Speaker 1: I have game pass. I want to.
Speaker 3: From what I remember, I did savagely want you raped,
Speaker 3: like like that's crazy for you.
Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like it was.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 4: It's like we got Luigi.
Speaker 3: Doing ship and then all of a sudden, me wanting
Speaker 3: the guy that's simping for fucking price.
Speaker 1: I'm not simping for prices. That that that language that
Speaker 1: you're using my language. I never want to say. It's
Speaker 1: outrageous be a populas.
Speaker 5: Like everything is crazy, everything costs too much, but it
Speaker 5: doesn't break the bank worthy. I remember it being explained
Speaker 5: to me.
Speaker 1: As Luigimangini should break out a person and kill you.
Speaker 4: People that are living. Padrick the Pajeck would fucking disagree heavily.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's why, like you're you're you're speaking from this
Speaker 3: like it's like it's like the Republican experience where they're like,
Speaker 3: it's I don't know, what do you like?
Speaker 4: These guys are like, have all this money and they're
Speaker 4: completely fine, and they're like.
Speaker 6: Are you guys the bootstraps. I think there's a negroid
Speaker 6: no no, but but I think I think from their
Speaker 6: own experience, I.
Speaker 5: Think there I think there's a distinct difference is that
Speaker 5: where where no, no, no, you're you're making it a skin.
Speaker 5: I never want my blackness nothing. The good old boys
Speaker 5: saying pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Because they're fine,
Speaker 5: and you're saying you're fine and.
Speaker 1: Me saying that I'm not.
Speaker 5: Usually I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't want to hear his the
Speaker 1: rest of his.
Speaker 5: I don't feel killed by going to I feel like
Speaker 5: it's if I'm going to the movies, I'm gonna. I'm
Speaker 5: there to I'm there to extoy it, so I might
Speaker 5: as well spend this money, and the money I'm usually
Speaker 5: spending it is like, well, this is this is Obviously
Speaker 5: it would normally be like this soda that's four or
Speaker 5: five dollars to post it being like maybe a two
Speaker 5: dollars so somewhere else dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like four dollars. I think it's more than that. Bro,
Speaker 1: they're certainly not four dollars. Four dollars is.
Speaker 3: Like maybe maybe a small, but I don't know, maybe
Speaker 3: it's maybe a small. All I know is that buying
Speaker 3: a bucket of popcorn and one icy is more than
Speaker 3: the tickets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, more than their tickets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like damn near thirty dollars. A big bucket,
Speaker 1: a big, a big, by the way, big bucket of popcorn.
Speaker 1: I think it's small.
Speaker 4: They're smaller now.
Speaker 1: Of big bucket popcorn, remember, and then and then just
Speaker 1: like a large drink that's like thirty bucks. It's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Something retarded, especially depending on what theater you go to,
Speaker 3: because some theaters are like nicer so they feel like
Speaker 3: they can charge more.
Speaker 1: I usually go to.
Speaker 5: I usually go to the one in the around the
Speaker 5: nicer one where you live, not the one in the
Speaker 5: main area, but the one by nearing the mall. I
Speaker 5: usually go to that one that that one feels cheaper.
Speaker 1: The outside one. The because there's there's one outside of
Speaker 1: there's the big Burbank sixteen, there's the one in in
Speaker 1: the mall, and then there's there's kind of like the
Speaker 1: off center one that's kind of like weird.
Speaker 5: That's the one I go to. Yeah, and that's the
Speaker 5: nicest one actually, but it's hilarious. The one, the big
Speaker 5: one is I hate that theater. I don't like going
Speaker 5: to that theater. It's I don't know why people go
Speaker 5: there on purpose. Why there's the bigger theater which is
Speaker 5: way more Probably you can go to like a nicer,
Speaker 5: smaller theater that's a better experience with better seats that
Speaker 5: are like around mccorner.
Speaker 1: The one in the mall has the best seats because
Speaker 1: they have the recliners and they got small.
Speaker 5: The one, the one by the at the Barnes and Noble,
Speaker 5: is the best one, I think, Becau that's what claiming
Speaker 5: seats too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the one in the mall is I mean
Speaker 1: they're the same basically. In fact, the other one, that
Speaker 1: one's just kind of out of the way. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do extra walk.
Speaker 3: Whatever rich Man, yeah, not rich whatever, rich rich Republican
Speaker 3: Richie rich over here like like the the small amount
Speaker 3: of conservatives are listening. We're like fucking like, we got
Speaker 3: we got money, we can afford this stuff.
Speaker 1: Everybody else maybe Kingston's white and Chris is black. I
Speaker 1: am going to see Naked Gun tomorrow. I think, oh
Speaker 1: you are. Yeah. I just I saw dude to my
Speaker 1: BPM tomatoes that fucking crazy. My BPM was just for
Speaker 1: how long? Well yeah, but I mean that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: That's relatively wild for like a comedy movie today. Even
Speaker 1: it's even if it's like more like a seventy or eighty,
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's kind of nuts.
Speaker 4: I feel like.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be gasolating the way that Top Gun Maverick happened.
Speaker 3: Everyone that saw that movie, you remember, you remember the
Speaker 3: reception to it, though, right I thought it was insane,
Speaker 3: made so much money. I saw people were fucking cumshotting,
Speaker 3: even uh dude, even when uh we we talked to
Speaker 3: your movie sucks. We talked to Adhaim, we had him
Speaker 3: on the show one time, and then around Top Gun
Speaker 3: Maverick we briefly mentioned it and about and he said
Speaker 3: he liked it, and I was kind of a little like,
Speaker 3: I didn't say anything, but I was. I was very
Speaker 3: surprised because to me, it was one of the most
Speaker 3: mundane movies I'd seen in a very long time. Like
Speaker 3: it was just a fine movie, not good, not bad,
Speaker 3: just oh, I never want to see this again. I
Speaker 3: still it was competent, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I still have never seen the original Top Gun.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it for what it is.
Speaker 5: But like this one is like people are like, it's
Speaker 5: really gonna sound like this is worse than the first one.
Speaker 3: This is a fine film. It's so fine film boring.
Speaker 3: There's almost no steaks in. I don't know, it's it's
Speaker 3: it's like a steakeless movie. The the enemy is completely faceless.
Speaker 3: And I mean that, and I mean I mean you
Speaker 3: even when you see like some of the guys that
Speaker 3: you'd never see their face.
Speaker 1: There's no there's no clear cut enemy. So he's like mysterious.
Speaker 1: It's kind of cool.
Speaker 3: It's just like, well, there's not even like an antagonists.
Speaker 3: It's just spooky foreign, you know, spooky Forign's Eastern Europe.
Speaker 1: Something speaking my language.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, and then it's like there's no even
Speaker 3: the the romance.
Speaker 4: Is like PG.
Speaker 1: So I was like, why even put it in there?
Speaker 3: It's it's so like there, it's so everything is so
Speaker 3: like there's no steaks. It's bad, dude. It's like it's
Speaker 3: it's bad in a way that I'm like, oh, say.
Speaker 1: I trust you more than to me. Is way worse
Speaker 1: than hot and cold. I try, I wanted.
Speaker 4: I loved if it was dog shit, I.
Speaker 1: Trust you more than I trust him. Because he loved
Speaker 1: ant Man quantum Mania, I did not love.
Speaker 5: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: He came back to the apartment one day and he
Speaker 1: was like, guys, I did not live in that movie
Speaker 1: came out. He said a lot. He said, you had
Speaker 1: to lie. I said, you have to see this movie.
Speaker 1: I didn't live with him for like two years when
Speaker 1: the time that movie came out. It's a crazy lie.
Speaker 1: Somebody sees a.
Speaker 5: Joke because you're you're you're just you're just being deflammatory
Speaker 5: for no reason.
Speaker 1: Just say I'm stupid.
Speaker 4: When did Quantimanium come out? When was it two years ago?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like somebody that like two years ago it was dog
Speaker 3: shit And then you came home and you were like, this.
Speaker 1: Is I came, I came back.
Speaker 5: I moved back in with Chris temporarily told him I
Speaker 5: love that movie, and then I moved back out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he moved back out. That's exactly what happened. Insane.
Speaker 1: Jonathan Major's you came back and you said, and I quote,
Speaker 1: is the best live action super villain ever in a movie, ever,
Speaker 1: in a film, comic book movies, not even withstand not
Speaker 1: even limited to comic movies.
Speaker 3: Better seeing him, better than Disney movies, better than Hans,
Speaker 3: better than Hans Gruber, better better than Dracula in every iteration,
Speaker 3: every every single Betterrian there in Taiwan Lanister on his
Speaker 3: best day with his best writing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, better than better than Charles Monts. What was this
Speaker 1: guy's just rattling up fucking I'm just saying, people, you know, Charles,
Speaker 1: he's just rotting off a murder. He's a he's a
Speaker 1: villain from what I love that you don't know because nobody,
Speaker 1: nobody ever. That's that's why I say he's rattling off
Speaker 1: obscure ship. It's from UP.
Speaker 4: I didn't even know UP had a villain me neither.
Speaker 1: I've ever seen it. I forgot.
Speaker 3: I heard how great UP was, and I heard it
Speaker 3: for years, I know, and then I finally, you know,
Speaker 3: downloaded it to watch it, and then I don't know
Speaker 3: what happened.
Speaker 4: I did it.
Speaker 1: That was like me that I've seen in the beginning,
Speaker 1: and I was like, Oh, it's good. I'm probably gonna
Speaker 1: watch the rest of this. And I just never did.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of movies like that, like I have.
Speaker 1: I bought Baby Driver on like Blu Ray physical because
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I like, uh, I think it's right.
Speaker 1: I think did Baby Driver? I think I could be mistaken,
Speaker 1: and you.
Speaker 4: Like autistic people and Ship.
Speaker 1: I just like his movies and like I remember being like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch this, and so I bought it physically.
Speaker 1: I think it's still strict forever, it's still in the wrap.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, like, I I no
Speaker 1: matter how. There was even days where I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna finally watch that and then I just didn't
Speaker 1: do it. I don't know. There's some movies that are
Speaker 1: just drive. Is that's mine. It's been sitting on Ryan Gossling, right, Yeah, So.
Speaker 3: A couple of my buddies were like, dude, you'll you'll,
Speaker 3: you'll really love Drive because me, I was like, I don't.
Speaker 3: Fucking First of all, I don't care about Ryan Gossling personally.
Speaker 3: He just he's never captured. He's never in any fucking performance.
Speaker 4: I mean this, I've never I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not gonna watch. It's really good
Speaker 1: in that movie look a Lot.
Speaker 5: I'm sure he's good. I'm sure the movie with what's called.
Speaker 3: Like, I don't have a it's I don't know what
Speaker 3: it is because I wouldn't even say he's a bad actor.
Speaker 3: I just never His performances don't stick with me for
Speaker 3: I don't know why he watch. So I've watched. Uh,
Speaker 3: I saw the Notebook, which is one of his most
Speaker 3: iconic roles, because I was badgered into scene. But like,
Speaker 3: why are you watching the movie because so many fucking
Speaker 3: women were so like, I promise you this is a
Speaker 3: really good movie.
Speaker 1: It you know, it wasn't.
Speaker 3: Of course, it's a fine movie. If you care about
Speaker 3: movies like that. You don't give the plot. It's like
Speaker 3: this is come on, it's like fine that that fucking
Speaker 3: that fucking guy spoilers for the notebook fucking when they
Speaker 3: split up or whatever. He writes a letter every day
Speaker 3: and the mom hides it from that chick. But like
Speaker 3: I was like Negro for like over a year. You
Speaker 3: imagine you don't hear about something from someone for over.
Speaker 1: It's over.
Speaker 4: It's it's over.
Speaker 1: But that's too It's that's too period, it's too much.
Speaker 3: We're like, you know, the the women like, oh I
Speaker 3: wish someone would do that for me, And I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: you don't.
Speaker 1: That's psychotic anyway. There's there's many like that's it. I
Speaker 1: don't get it.
Speaker 3: It's like Chris sitting down, you like Star Wars being
Speaker 3: like this for ship makes no sense, Like Nigga clearly.
Speaker 1: Doesn't make sense. Clearly, that's that is apple oranges.
Speaker 5: Come on, man, the experience you're gonna have from that
Speaker 5: movie is never going to be one addequate.
Speaker 1: You look at it in a in a romantic movie
Speaker 1: or whatever they call those movies. Romance yea, I think
Speaker 1: the romances there.
Speaker 3: Is a term for it, but I can't think of it.
Speaker 3: But those dumb movies. Uh, Anyway, I've heard, I've heard
Speaker 3: so much about it. I even so I was like,
Speaker 3: why does everybody care about this movie so much? Why
Speaker 3: is this so praise? And then I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be objective and watch it because there are some
Speaker 3: movies that have surprised him, like, oh, that was a
Speaker 3: lot better than I thought. You know, I was hoping
Speaker 3: that was gonna be top gun Maverick, because I'm like,
Speaker 3: how good could it be?
Speaker 5: Chat's not like it's not that you've seen a classical romance,
Speaker 5: mean that you've liked.
Speaker 3: Uh, shoot, that's a hard so off the top of
Speaker 3: my head, that's kind of no. Because I'm a dumb
Speaker 3: I'm a dumb animal.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever seen a roman.
Speaker 4: No, I must have.
Speaker 5: I've seen I've seen maybe one that I've really enjoyed, maybe,
Speaker 5: and I've seen I've seen plenty of them. Why because
Speaker 5: I was trying to get pussy, so I was watching
Speaker 5: movies that girls like, like most people that watch those.
Speaker 1: Movies, I think there's this guy.
Speaker 3: I think there's the romance with it's funny romance within movies.
Speaker 5: I think specifically like Alabama.
Speaker 1: I did like that movie and I liked I don't
Speaker 1: do that. It's a song I.
Speaker 5: Really liked. I like the Fault in Our Stars because
Speaker 5: I think it's so morbidly sad that I was like,
Speaker 5: this is just fucking isn't that. John Green, the YouTuber
Speaker 5: wrote that guy the guy that does the history in YouTube,
Speaker 5: because you know, he's trying to be a good human,
Speaker 5: so he's people history, and people are like, this is
Speaker 5: fucking gay and dumb because I've put that in this comic.
Speaker 1: Before you but too, that's that you're very nice, Well.
Speaker 5: Mess up to me for three hours.
Speaker 4: Gay, it's stupid.
Speaker 1: It's gay, that's true.
Speaker 4: You can you can deduce all history to that anyway.
Speaker 7: It's not a gay people in history. That's that's actually
Speaker 7: a good question. Any romance movie either. You don't think
Speaker 7: I've seen any. I don't think I've seen a romance
Speaker 7: movie that's just purely a romance movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care. That's my favorite thing. That's my
Speaker 1: least favorite thing about anything that I see, really romance
Speaker 1: really like in a movie, like I don't need to
Speaker 1: see like what does this do for me? Is? It
Speaker 1: does nothing for me? I need to see this at all.
Speaker 5: That's that that that's that speaks, that speaks volume. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it does a little bit volume, a little bit. I
Speaker 5: don't care about other people's romances at all. It's well,
Speaker 5: it's that's it's supposed to be.
Speaker 3: Either, it's where it's supposed to elicit feelings of like
Speaker 3: oh uh, envy or like or reflection on your own
Speaker 3: relationship or something, or a mirror like well, mirrors taken
Speaker 3: a couple of different ways.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel like I get that out of reflection
Speaker 1: of you. I feel like I get that out of
Speaker 1: most romance that isn't just centered on an entire movie
Speaker 1: about it, you know what I mean? Like I've seen
Speaker 1: that I've gotten that feeling from just like the minor
Speaker 1: things in other bigger genres that like, you know, it's fine,
Speaker 1: and I don't need a whole movie about that.
Speaker 5: If I'm if sitting Rea, that's completely fine. But the
Speaker 5: idea of not liking romance as a factor period is
Speaker 5: where we were like that.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, it's my least favorite thing about most things
Speaker 1: that I watch, like if in Spider Man, like the
Speaker 1: least the thing I care about least is Mary Jane.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Generally speaking, I don't care
Speaker 1: if you gets me on like a good day. He
Speaker 1: gets me on like a day sometimes where like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe this is more interesting than otherwise, but most time,
Speaker 1: like nine times out of ten, I'm here to see
Speaker 1: you punch people. I mean, I know what you mean.
Speaker 1: I get. I get.
Speaker 5: That's why I initially liked Spider Man. I think I
Speaker 5: love his romances before it became just him fucking up
Speaker 5: constantly and they got a series of like he just
Speaker 5: can't make shit worry. But when I was younger, I
Speaker 5: was like, I understand his romances, yeah, because I went
Speaker 5: through shit like that was troubling romances.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, it's probably hard to know, especially in
Speaker 3: a movie, because I think about I'm thinking about this.
Speaker 3: So one of my favorite like doing love interest in
Speaker 3: video games. I love that ship personally. I love like, say,
Speaker 3: that's a tally Zora is tattooed on me, right, I like,
Speaker 3: and that's so funny. I'm like the opposite, the dynamic.
Speaker 1: I fucking love that. Shiit, dude, I don't think I
Speaker 1: did any romance.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like miss Hard It's like to me,
Speaker 4: it's I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: It's it's such an exploring. It's like fleshing out a character.
Speaker 3: Here's a character that it's it's humanizing them really because
Speaker 3: most people want companionship, love, They want that stuff. And
Speaker 3: then so even finding time to do that, even when
Speaker 3: the world is being or the galaxy is being threatened,
Speaker 3: it's uh, it's nice. And then especially if they compliment
Speaker 3: each other, well that's why I didn't like Garris and
Speaker 3: Taler were supposed to get together, and I'm like, nah,
Speaker 3: I don't know. No, Sorry Riders, Sorry, I'm intervening. Goodbye Garrison.
Speaker 3: But I said it was only if I, if I,
Speaker 3: if I roamant somebody else, that's the only time you.
Speaker 1: Have heard though you're taking someone else.
Speaker 3: Because I feel like she legitimately she reminds me of
Speaker 3: like not in a couple of sents, but just companionship
Speaker 3: Wally West and John Stewart in the an animated series.
Speaker 1: Because there was that that the opposite.
Speaker 3: She was like quirky and ship but very uh dependable,
Speaker 3: like you know, like legal Wally West. He was very quirky,
Speaker 3: but when it's he'll turn it on when it's time.
Speaker 3: John Stewart was no fucking bullshit and that's how Shepherd is.
Speaker 3: Shepherd's a no bullshit, stoic army guy. And I think
Speaker 3: I thought they compliment each other. And I know Garris
Speaker 3: is like that too, literally, but you can't. That's why
Speaker 3: I gart problem. The problem is I'm like, you're taking
Speaker 3: my shine. You need to be a little bit different, son.
Speaker 3: I can't have you you That is just this weird
Speaker 3: level because you explained, you said, no, it's not, then
Speaker 3: you proceeded to explain, literally, my character is too similar
Speaker 3: to his character. It's it's so I'm long winded.
Speaker 4: He's a threat.
Speaker 1: Even even when even when it has nothing to do.
Speaker 1: I mean, let's be honest. I'm self aware of game.
Speaker 5: If I if I, if I romance shadow Heart, I
Speaker 5: don't like that will goes to hell with Carlac.
Speaker 1: That does bother me a little bit. So do you
Speaker 1: do anything about it?
Speaker 5: I don't do anything about it. I let her go
Speaker 5: because I don't want to go by herself. And I'm like,
Speaker 5: that's fair. You don't want a black bastard, don't.
Speaker 1: I literally take something, let go though the same thing. Look,
Speaker 1: I did the same thing.
Speaker 3: I did not want Carlac legitimately doesn't want to go
Speaker 3: to Hell herself, so somebody has to go with her.
Speaker 4: I'm completely fine with that.
Speaker 1: That is Tally.
Speaker 3: It pisses me off that she's like, oh, because of
Speaker 3: this dumb movie she watched. She's like, she basically just
Speaker 3: wants to be with the Torian and I feel like
Speaker 3: that's crazy. But wait, hold on, Will goes to Will
Speaker 3: Will and Carla got supposed to be if why don't
Speaker 3: just kill Will Well?
Speaker 4: But not for that reason.
Speaker 1: He's youthful. I need it. I killed him immediately. I
Speaker 1: needed that bro. I needed the second he walked into
Speaker 1: the camp. I was like, I can't get to know
Speaker 1: someone else. There's another person in this Jesus Christ brother
Speaker 1: the game right away. That's so funny. It's like when
Speaker 1: I don't know that this happens. You know what it
Speaker 1: was like in Claire and Claire Obscure when they keep
Speaker 1: throwing characters into your party and I've already like mastered,
Speaker 1: like these three characters and the like, here's a fucking
Speaker 1: freak who does like weird ship and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna learn this.
Speaker 5: I love I love the weird character.
Speaker 1: Your chance.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that that was that was unfortunately and that was
Speaker 3: the problem. I was like, damn, my second play through
Speaker 3: all with her kind of.
Speaker 1: A thing, yeah, because so wildly overpowered.
Speaker 4: I got her to Yeah, but that's the whole thing.
Speaker 3: That's what the she had to be because if she wasn't,
Speaker 3: there's no way you're gonna use it that late in
Speaker 3: the game, you know what I mean? You get her,
Speaker 3: You get late enough enough to get her, You get her,
Speaker 3: Like what like you like to me, I feel like
Speaker 3: you're pretty deep in because I think you meet.
Speaker 1: Her when you're in the kind you're halfway through, kind
Speaker 1: of like you're halfway through, you're halfway through A one?
Speaker 3: Is it act one that you do you meet everybody?
Speaker 3: Act one is act one? I don't mean everybody after
Speaker 3: I gotta do it again.
Speaker 1: But the problem, I feel like that can't be true.
Speaker 5: You meet everybody act one?
Speaker 1: No? Yes?
Speaker 5: No, yes, because Act two is when you go start
Speaker 5: looking for like Minoco.
Speaker 4: Definitely not.
Speaker 5: No, that's the end of that's the very end of
Speaker 5: the Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, I'm wrong. You
Speaker 5: meet Minocle in the beginning of Act two, You're right, sorry,
Speaker 5: you're right. To Act one, you get everyone else.
Speaker 1: And everyone and then I guess.
Speaker 4: I feel like that where they're going.
Speaker 1: Anyway? Can you if you kill everybody in Balder's Gate,
Speaker 1: what is what is that? What happens?
Speaker 5: I tried, You have a really time getting through the game,
Speaker 5: have a really terrible time. When you can't, you'd have
Speaker 5: to somehow be the damaged dealer and the healer at
Speaker 5: the same time.
Speaker 1: But everyone what's the story? I mean, like, what's the
Speaker 1: story at that point? Like if you if you kill
Speaker 1: every single if you kills Shadow hard, well.
Speaker 3: It makes every Yeah again absolutely so I didn't mean
Speaker 3: to kill her, but she just if you don't take
Speaker 3: her out of the pod, right, she'll end up in
Speaker 3: the in the in the camp. Well she's not supposed
Speaker 3: to end up dead. But I didn't the when, the
Speaker 3: when the when the goblins and everybody attacked the camp,
Speaker 3: what are the the with the the druids. The druids
Speaker 3: aren't so they attacked and then she was just dead
Speaker 3: and I was like fuck, because I didn't want her
Speaker 3: to die.
Speaker 1: Who can you can?
Speaker 5: I guess you can kill her.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know you can kill I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1: Who you can't I killed?
Speaker 3: I killed all of them except for you can't. I
Speaker 3: don't think you can kill the night Song at least not.
Speaker 1: You can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like jerk, there's.
Speaker 1: I need.
Speaker 3: I'll boot up my play because I remember when I
Speaker 3: was just kill verging like I'm pretty sure I didn't.
Speaker 3: I wasn't rolling with anybody until damn.
Speaker 4: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: It's been too long. I think you can kill I
Speaker 1: didn't care everybout it yet. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Probably you can rip Kale's arm off. I remember that.
Speaker 1: I never him.
Speaker 3: I just left him. I was like, fuck you, you
Speaker 3: didn't help. But somebody's like the hand out of the
Speaker 3: portal says, please help me.
Speaker 1: My first play through them, the first second, the second
Speaker 1: I saw him, I was like, I'm leaving you. That's crazy,
Speaker 1: what a free And I saved him and then he
Speaker 1: was like, I need to eat a magic light and
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not going to feed you a
Speaker 1: magical item. First of all, I'm coming across so many
Speaker 1: of these on my own. You could ignore it. That's
Speaker 1: what I did.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what happened. If you do, I never
Speaker 4: tried to.
Speaker 1: I ignored it.
Speaker 5: And get to the point where you meet Almester and
Speaker 5: he's like, I'll fix you up, and you're like, all right, cool,
Speaker 5: hit nothing. He makes a pact with the Rafael that's
Speaker 5: just could be really bad, really bad. It makes bad Rafael.
Speaker 5: But it's like, uh, I just gave him like two
Speaker 5: things and we got to the part I needed to.
Speaker 5: It's like, I'll fix you up, my nigga. I didn't
Speaker 5: double doors him fucking close, my nigga. He says that
Speaker 5: I didn't like that ship at all.
Speaker 1: Man. I was like, yo, you know, he was like
Speaker 1: a Tomagashi. Feel like you had to like, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: barely a person. Also, you go fucking rummage for things.
Speaker 1: I'm finding all sorts of magical items. You find one,
Speaker 1: isn't that bitch? Isn't that?
Speaker 3: Like this guy's a fucking warlock. Essentially, it's funny you
Speaker 3: can't find magical weapons. Know, you can end the game
Speaker 3: of Meediate with him if you if you go to
Speaker 3: the the part where you fight Mark Hall and what
Speaker 3: his name? Uh, fucking j J. John Jamison. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: can have him in a party. Haven't stab him up
Speaker 3: and blow it up, James, And he can literally stab
Speaker 3: himself and he can nuke the game. And like, I
Speaker 3: think taking the games over you because well you good job,
Speaker 3: good job, Gail.
Speaker 4: Well, I gotta play it again.
Speaker 1: Man, it's been been way too long. Just she keeps
Speaker 1: coming out. I want to play that. That Chinese Dark
Speaker 1: Souls already just came out. What is it?
Speaker 3: I don't remember what it's called, which, lady, I Forget's
Speaker 3: something like that. It's not it's something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it's on game Pass And I was like, god,
Speaker 3: damn it is it?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? I was like, not a good shot on
Speaker 1: game pass?
Speaker 4: Play it because just because I mean, I gotta take
Speaker 4: advantage of miles.
Speaker 1: It's August. That means Gears is this month. Oh see
Speaker 1: how that does well? Speaking of all this game, Gallaine Maxwell,
Speaker 1: She's in the news yet again. Isn't that nice? She's
Speaker 1: asking for a full parton, asking for a full Parton's
Speaker 1: that for a full parton?
Speaker 4: And they're they're discussing.
Speaker 1: I saw I saw something that said like, oh, the
Speaker 1: Trump is considering a full pardon, but like, I don't
Speaker 1: know how accurate that is because I looked at the
Speaker 1: sources and it was just like it seemed kind of dubio.
Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't be surprised, but like that article seems
Speaker 1: like that article seemed weird. I wouldn't be surprised if
Speaker 1: that was true. Yeah, to save face, what do you
Speaker 1: think the scenario is?
Speaker 3: Because I think I think a lot of us just
Speaker 3: thinking on the top of our heads, the likely scenario
Speaker 3: would be if there was a part and even gonna happen,
Speaker 3: it's give us information that's going to take down Trump's
Speaker 3: enemies of course not him, sure, and that would be
Speaker 3: and hopefully that's satisfactory enough for his base to be like,
Speaker 3: oh he did it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's definitely what It's what I would imagine if
Speaker 1: it were to happen. That's what it would be. He'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, wow, would you look at that. Everybody
Speaker 1: on the Depsteine, everybody on the release subste files is
Speaker 1: a Democrat who doesn't like Trump. Isn't that crazy? What
Speaker 1: a coincidence? I guess it. I guess that's just proof that, uh,
Speaker 1: the Republicans are great. Yeah, people will just not critically
Speaker 1: think about it at all.
Speaker 3: Yep, enough of them will be like I'm satisfied, even
Speaker 3: though they been saying I don't trust him anymore. I
Speaker 3: was looking and I was looking at too lazy to
Speaker 3: try his video, who's like he's just a political but
Speaker 3: he'll talk about everything. And uh, just seeing even you know,
Speaker 3: people like, don't fucking forget about this, and like I
Speaker 3: used to be a Trump support, I'm seeing some people
Speaker 3: that are abandoning ships. So I'm like, even though I
Speaker 3: want to be like, you're still dumb and gay, but
Speaker 3: I still appreciate that they've left.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like they left, it took
Speaker 1: way too much, way too much, way too long, and
Speaker 1: it's you should be embarrassed. Yeah, yeah, but I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at least there are some people.
Speaker 3: But I hope those pussies don't flip if if snaire
Speaker 3: like that turns out there like oh yeah, I knew
Speaker 3: you would let me down Trump even though they were
Speaker 3: burning their flags and stuff, and now they're gonna like
Speaker 3: stitch you together and still wear their burnt fucking hats
Speaker 3: and stuff because they're simps.
Speaker 5: I can't even do it. I can't even I can't
Speaker 5: even get involved anymore. I'm just like, whatever happens, dude,
Speaker 5: it's just like it's clearly gonna be like, wow.
Speaker 2: Everybody in this thing is uh, everybody here is Bernie
Speaker 2: Sanders say Dody was there when he went for when
Speaker 2: he was six. It's crazy, it's fourteen and Yuganda. He
Speaker 2: was here for some he would be a pure victim,
Speaker 2: but still, well, he still did it.
Speaker 1: He still did it. He did it. We trafficked him.
Speaker 4: I was there when we traffied.
Speaker 1: Was crazy, I mean just kidding. He would say something
Speaker 1: like that. He would just like I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: have the privilege to go to the island, even though
Speaker 1: I know some other people went on genuinely insane way
Speaker 1: to phrase that. That is so crazy. I didn't have
Speaker 1: the privilege to go to the island. It's such a
Speaker 1: wild thing to say.
Speaker 3: Like somebody, where's the vaudeville hook at that point, like
Speaker 3: somebody like bro like his handles.
Speaker 1: Do you think we're done? Do you think do you
Speaker 1: think he's gonna pardon? Did he Do you think that's
Speaker 1: gonna happen?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: You know, I think so no, because I feel like
Speaker 1: he would have done it already.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, he would have.
Speaker 3: He would have like when all the ship was happening,
Speaker 3: I feel like, uh, Unfortunately, just like Diddy is experiencing now, he's.
Speaker 1: Not as powerful as you think he is because he's black.
Speaker 3: So he didn't he didn't get the privileges that a
Speaker 3: lot of other people like like Epstein got, or literally
Speaker 3: trafficking getting caught doing that ship and then cutting a
Speaker 3: deal shot.
Speaker 1: He didn't get killed. He got killed eventually though, probably,
Speaker 1: and he got killed and I imagine because he threatened
Speaker 1: to say like I'm the great Jeffrey Epstein, how dare you?
Speaker 1: And then like this, I won't forget this, and he's like, uh,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of dude came out his wall, shot
Speaker 1: him two times and went right, what do you think
Speaker 1: about the theory that, uh? Because I saw people like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: the files say like he didn't, he didn't he he
Speaker 1: did kill himself or whatever? Okay, fine, what do you think?
Speaker 1: What do you think of the theory that like they
Speaker 1: came in there and they were like, you better kill yourself.
Speaker 1: I just don't. We're gonna make shit hard for you.
Speaker 1: Because I feel like, even if he did kill himself,
Speaker 1: I feel like there's no way he would have wanted
Speaker 1: to do you know what I mean, No, I I
Speaker 1: I've rather you have to be co worced. I feel
Speaker 1: like you have to be coerced or like threatened into
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 3: If you were coarse, it would have to be like,
Speaker 3: you know, the quote unquote truth serum type of thing
Speaker 3: easily suggestible to oops that killed. Do you do you
Speaker 3: ever see the movie the other guys? I think so
Speaker 3: with the.
Speaker 4: Huh in the Asian slair, Yeah, the King of Maybe, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, he's like, he's like Doomsla Asian people. Yeah, people,
Speaker 1: it's crazy Portal and Tokyo I think goes crazy, like
Speaker 1: the fuck abrupt as of people.
Speaker 3: You fucking have Like it's like he's got beams, but
Speaker 3: it's Asians. It's like it's there's a crowd of people
Speaker 3: and it's just wazing thing. It's the Asian guy point accuracy,
Speaker 3: open the eyes. That's crazy. Pay for the bushes. That
Speaker 3: was That was a good laugh. For the first time
Speaker 3: I saw that.
Speaker 1: He that was good.
Speaker 3: I was like, damn, I did not see that coming.
Speaker 3: Even though when you retroactively it's very obvious when you're
Speaker 3: just seeing how.
Speaker 4: Could it not How could that not happen?
Speaker 5: It's funny. It was like they clearly did not pay
Speaker 5: these two actors the whole time that be in this movie.
Speaker 5: Of course, from the moment he's like, oh, this is
Speaker 5: not possible. There were rock stars for the bushes.
Speaker 3: I bring this up though, because there's there's a part
Speaker 3: I think there they might have been in. Uh it
Speaker 3: was either Goldman Sachs or the Federal Reserve. I can't
Speaker 3: remember where. They're in an office there and there was
Speaker 3: a guy that they talked to and then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, he's drunk at ship on the ledge, you know,
Speaker 3: and then he slips off and kills himself, you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. Like one of those type of things.
Speaker 3: So he clearly was coerced into getting drunk and go
Speaker 3: on the leg so he killed himself. So like one
Speaker 3: of those type of things to where it's totally possible,
Speaker 3: but that still means he didn't want to kill him.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's more like, uh, because you can
Speaker 1: say he killed himself by putting himself in that situation
Speaker 1: in the first place, right, and then that way, like
Speaker 1: I'm not lying, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Just hell, someone killed them.
Speaker 1: It's just someone clearly killed it.
Speaker 3: I hate that, Like at the highest levels of stuff
Speaker 3: like this, where people still find it they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's too fantastical and and always say.
Speaker 4: Why the least fantastical thing about anything that's happening.
Speaker 1: That's the thing that's so weird though.
Speaker 3: But there's a lot of people that treat it that
Speaker 3: way because you have seen we've seen at the lowest level,
Speaker 3: let's just say the lowest level, somebody kills somebody from
Speaker 3: being inconvenience in traffic.
Speaker 1: That's an extreme response.
Speaker 3: Why is it hard to believe that, Oh I'm about
Speaker 3: to be ratted out that I'm a notorious pedophile, kill
Speaker 3: that guy?
Speaker 4: Why is that hard to believe it?
Speaker 1: People? I've seen I there there's a story outside of
Speaker 1: my old school and somebody got killed for like one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars a weed. Yeah, yeah, like they're gonna I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what to say to those
Speaker 1: people who are just like they don't they find that
Speaker 1: too like unbelievable. They do think with like even like
Speaker 1: say the nine to eleven.
Speaker 3: You know, there's a lot of stupid conspiracy theorists that
Speaker 3: say dumb shit But as far as just the basic
Speaker 3: baked information of like, oh, would these defense contractors with Halliburton,
Speaker 3: All these people want something to happen so then they
Speaker 3: can go in and make a shitload of money, cause
Speaker 3: a few thousand people to die, and so they can
Speaker 3: get in here.
Speaker 1: To do I'm like, why wouldn't they do that? They don't.
Speaker 3: The insurance companies kill tens of thousands of people a
Speaker 3: year by denying claims to maximize profits. Why wouldn't they
Speaker 3: see a plan let it happen. It's the same, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, not foil it so they can
Speaker 3: go make some money. Like it's just like like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're saying they would kill their own people.
Speaker 1: Yes, what do you say? Especially if they didn't have
Speaker 1: to do it directly, Like the more.
Speaker 5: On drugs, people are like, that's all made up and
Speaker 5: it's like there's like you think people. The idea that
Speaker 5: people think that people won't just kill some people to
Speaker 5: benefit is hilarious because it's like maybe we won't interpersonally,
Speaker 5: but and government and entities will.
Speaker 3: I don't fuck they don't give a fun. People wouldn't
Speaker 3: really do that. I'm always had to put themselves in it.
Speaker 3: They're like, they wouldn't do it. So I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're not a rich, moniacal free I wouldn't make nine
Speaker 3: to eleven. I wouldn't like I would. I would have
Speaker 3: Mark Wohlburg would have saved it. You would have you
Speaker 3: would have fixed everything. How the plane, Yeah, like would happened.
Speaker 3: I was like, how Asian are they.
Speaker 1: Percent?
Speaker 3: I mean he's like, yeah, in the region, they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: they're Asian. Like somebody, somebody whispers to Mark walburgaus like
Speaker 3: what are we gonna do?
Speaker 1: What're you do? And then someone's like Mark, they're technically
Speaker 1: from Asia.
Speaker 3: And he was like, you know, he got activate and
Speaker 3: then he just punch, He shatters the box cutters. He
Speaker 3: like takes control of the place.
Speaker 1: He gets tuned forced. At a certain point, it's becomes ridiculous.
Speaker 3: In a thousand five, it's like this Motherfuckert wal Mart
Speaker 3: Walmark war War Walmart.
Speaker 1: Mark Burgg works in the world. T he's the plane.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, I don't worry. He's like neo he
Speaker 1: and then he touches his hand and the plane touches
Speaker 1: his hand and there's a little bit of give. He's
Speaker 1: a little bit of gift and he's holding it, and
Speaker 1: then obviously nine eleven ensues like like like the glass
Speaker 1: that's the bend is breaking and he's like I got.
Speaker 3: It, I got not And he's like this plane is
Speaker 3: from kwait Oh No, it boom blows up, kills everybody.
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I love that And that wouldn't have happened if I
Speaker 3: was on there. It's like, like I love when I
Speaker 3: love those people. Those people are fucking nah, just you
Speaker 3: just want to like beat them up.
Speaker 1: This is show. Like, shut up, dude. You've never been
Speaker 1: in a situation like that. You don't know what it's like.
Speaker 1: You have no idea what it's like to be shot at. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I do somehow, and it's not fun. And you don't.
Speaker 1: You're not as brave as you think you are at all. No,
Speaker 1: Like why would you? One is no one?
Speaker 5: No one adjusted it's brave enough to be like I'm
Speaker 5: gonna endure being shot at. We take people into facilities
Speaker 5: and then we brainwash them for a few years before
Speaker 5: we send them to get shot at, Like we don't
Speaker 5: like regular people are going to do that.
Speaker 3: That's why it's like, really when it's it's a huge
Speaker 3: deal when you see, like kids when there's the you know,
Speaker 3: because you know there's school shooting every other week, right,
Speaker 3: so when the one kid like dives at the kid
Speaker 3: and gets killed, because of course everyone's like whoa they
Speaker 3: you know, call I'm a hero because it's so unusual
Speaker 3: for people to try to do something that is such
Speaker 3: an unusual thing, and these people that are like sitting around, Oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have done that.
Speaker 5: I would have done I would have I would have.
Speaker 1: Built a giant. I would have built a spider mech
Speaker 1: of a box of scratched and taking a shooter down.
Speaker 1: Can I can ask a question? Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Was that? It was that the question? So the okay,
Speaker 1: it's not a question to statement. So that's one. You
Speaker 1: got two more?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 1: Can I ask you questions? A question? Yeah? That was
Speaker 1: a question. That was one you wasted one you got
Speaker 1: two more? Yeah, so if the there should probably be some.
Speaker 1: That was the the first one you interrupted the question
Speaker 1: that just start another sentence. So that was the second
Speaker 1: lot of questions, was the So the and that was
Speaker 1: with a question mark inflection, so that it wasn't like
Speaker 1: what you've got you've got one more left? Would it
Speaker 1: be insane for them to have some sort of attack
Speaker 1: plan for if there is a chance, like by chance
Speaker 1: they're being a school shooter, good job having an attack plan,
Speaker 1: like like like school should probably have like a plan,
Speaker 1: like a plan of action to do.
Speaker 5: That's like because obviously the passive plan is though I
Speaker 5: can keepople saff it often leads to a bunch of
Speaker 5: casuals a fight back like like yeah, like like like
Speaker 5: an attack, you can't expect that of children exactly, which
Speaker 5: is also true.
Speaker 4: Brother and people, let let's go to uh and the
Speaker 4: gun rifle associations. Let's let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 3: Let's go to the National Rifle Association whatever the fuck
Speaker 3: is called. Yeah, the n RA, and you will get
Speaker 3: a roaring ovation.
Speaker 1: We should fight back, and all of them are shooting
Speaker 1: and ships shooting. One guy has a key field. One
Speaker 1: guy has a key field.
Speaker 3: He's yelling so loud you can see it, like he
Speaker 3: has a white key field with hints of yellow.
Speaker 1: That's funny. But because I'm just in the last episode,
Speaker 1: I'm playing day Sex right now, and there are a
Speaker 1: lot of like security turrets or whatever, yeah, in just
Speaker 1: like normal buildings, and I remember, like, oh, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is the thing. It's still this kind of think of
Speaker 1: them is kind of it's not really as big of
Speaker 1: a thing now because it's so obviously unrealistic. But there
Speaker 1: was a point in time where I was like a
Speaker 1: little kid, and I was like, are these like common?
Speaker 1: Like banks have turrets? Would be so crazy. I would
Speaker 1: never step in a bank there. Does it determine what
Speaker 1: exactly like in the game, In the game, it's correct, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, And so you're just like, man,
Speaker 1: that's how many auto turrets are there?
Speaker 5: That's such violent technology, you know, like that's such violent techology.
Speaker 5: But technically, after the first couple of hundred people get
Speaker 5: gunned down for no reason, then it's probably really good technology.
Speaker 5: But like getting there is gonna be rough, and it's
Speaker 5: like black black, hispanic, mid skin tone allowed, darker skin tone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like well, but then after after the waves.
Speaker 5: Of that being bad and then things, you know, bears, right,
Speaker 5: like if we if we domesticated bears a long time ago,
Speaker 5: they might be pretty useful pets now.
Speaker 1: But the problem is that bears in school.
Speaker 5: Who's gonna be the first person.
Speaker 1: That's perfect, perfect idea, get the school bear. You know,
Speaker 1: you gotta get a little one. Some schools have like
Speaker 1: a goat or something. Get like a school bear, and
Speaker 1: he'll be just like he'll be hanging in a cage
Speaker 1: in the middle of the gymnasium. You can't have it hanging.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you gotta have it roaming. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you have to have it hanging, and you can't have
Speaker 1: it roaming. It's gonna eat the kids. But you know,
Speaker 1: if you have it roaming, it'll learn how to Actually no, actually,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, you got you gotta you gotta go with
Speaker 1: the Actually, that's true. You're right. Having a hanging is
Speaker 1: not good. It's gonna be angry and a pent up.
Speaker 1: Exactly have it roving. You exactly made my argument for me.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be angry and pent up. It's gonna see
Speaker 1: all the kids. It's gonna be like enticed, like it's
Speaker 1: gonna be frustrated that I can't get them. It'll get
Speaker 1: like one piece of salmon every like couple of weeks,
Speaker 1: and then and then like by the time it's down
Speaker 1: by the time like okay, like oh my god, the
Speaker 1: skinny kid with the glasses. It happened finally, and you know,
Speaker 1: everybody goes into their classrooms. They lock the door, but
Speaker 1: then they opened the gym doors, and then they cut
Speaker 1: they cut the rope for the bear that the kareems down,
Speaker 1: the walls open. The bears now loose in the school,
Speaker 1: and now the school shooter is the only person in
Speaker 1: the hall, uh for the bear to eat. Do you
Speaker 1: think the bear can't get through the doors? What are
Speaker 1: you talking about?
Speaker 5: You know bears can get in cars, you know that, right, It's.
Speaker 1: Not going to assume that it's going to have plenty
Speaker 1: of space to move through. Yeah, it's gonna you know what,
Speaker 1: it's going to hear a guy running and shooting.
Speaker 5: He's gonna hear gunhots to probably scream some kids, where's
Speaker 5: it gonna go?
Speaker 1: And then when it kills the.
Speaker 3: School shooter, is they gonna stop. It's gonna go back
Speaker 3: in his cage and then be elevated back.
Speaker 1: To I don't think you're understanding this scenario very well.
Speaker 1: People are being shot. Yes, the remaining people go into
Speaker 1: the fucking rooms. They locked down. Everybody's locked in. The
Speaker 1: school shooter is trying to go around break in. It's
Speaker 1: not super successful. The bear is gonna get him and
Speaker 1: he's gonna be in the hallway, and that's gonna be
Speaker 1: it's gonna be the only person available to eat. But
Speaker 1: what if he breaks into a room, which is possible
Speaker 1: with a gun, he can probably shoot the lots. Well
Speaker 1: then they're all dead anyway.
Speaker 5: Well yeah, but then you're just adding more dead people
Speaker 5: because the bear might kill the school shooter and then
Speaker 5: kill the people too.
Speaker 1: Could have typed up, but he's gonna end there. Look, man,
Speaker 1: I think you just have it rolls a perfect plan.
Speaker 5: I think he's leaving food or on for it to
Speaker 5: be but he's the access making it become friends and
Speaker 5: then like hopefully it won't kill a bunch of people.
Speaker 3: Cuddly bear that doesn't know we got it. Guy, has
Speaker 3: to be an attack bear. I'm sorry, but why why.
Speaker 1: Does it have to be an attack because you're sending
Speaker 1: it into a war zone. Essentially, you're sending it to attack.
Speaker 1: The purpose of the bear. You can't make a bear
Speaker 1: comfortable around kids if it's going to take down a
Speaker 1: school shooter. School shooter is gonna be a kid. And
Speaker 1: who's to say school shooter doesn't have a plan to
Speaker 1: like get real buddy buddy with the bear and now
Speaker 1: it's his fucking bear.
Speaker 3: But it's hist he gives the bear a gun. But
Speaker 3: in your case, what if he does the same thing.
Speaker 3: What if he's buddy buddies with the bear while he
Speaker 3: school shoots. Then he goes he shoots the bear down. First,
Speaker 3: give it some salmon, the bears you've always fed me.
Speaker 1: He can't say, a friend the bear. If it's out
Speaker 1: of reach. This is the point. It's out of reach.
Speaker 1: No one's reaching it.
Speaker 5: But there's a mechanism to get it up there.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: Initially, it's a hoist by the faculty. The janitor guards
Speaker 3: it with his life, Wasn't it okay?
Speaker 1: Pop? The janitor go lower the bear down the genderney.
Speaker 1: The janitor is on a separate harness rope dangling under
Speaker 1: the cage, and anybody tries to get close to it,
Speaker 1: he's like he swings a brow man.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, the armor that he made from from scraps.
Speaker 3: He has iron man armor on that he's made from
Speaker 3: scraps of fucking of araser holders. That's chain mail, fucking
Speaker 3: staples and ship and it's a literally armor.
Speaker 1: He's wearing chain mail and he's like dangling from underneath
Speaker 1: the cage. Now, obviously, if the cage ever gets cut,
Speaker 1: that's kind of problem because the bear's gonna land on him.
Speaker 1: But he understands, he accepts the race, he signed the waiver.
Speaker 1: He understands. What the one really long broom, he's a value.
Speaker 1: He's got. He's got a really long they call it
Speaker 1: an extend broom, right, and it like it goes really
Speaker 1: long and it turns corners. Those are good. Those are
Speaker 1: good rooms. Yeah, they're great. There's acme extendo brooms. Yeah. Fold.
Speaker 3: So let's go to our city councils. We'll go to
Speaker 3: the next meetings. Let's do that, and we'll give them
Speaker 3: our plan about how to secure our schools better, because
Speaker 3: clearly we're not gonna do any gun control.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, that would be that Well, that would be
Speaker 1: also just a bad idea.
Speaker 3: It would be abaud because then how would we defend
Speaker 3: ourselves from the school shooters if we didn't have guns?
Speaker 1: Exactly, we just have a standard. Ask yourself in that situation,
Speaker 1: what would Valdi do?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, we should clone.
Speaker 1: Leon Kennedy and have a security gout of every school.
Speaker 1: They were they had riot shields and they were scared
Speaker 1: of How embarrassing is that? I don't think there's any
Speaker 1: if I had a riot shield, I don't think there's
Speaker 1: much that could scare me, Like it would have to
Speaker 1: be like literally a wild animal that could.
Speaker 5: Like I think they should be put to death. Actually,
Speaker 5: I think those cops are all these I should have
Speaker 5: been put to death. Actually, I think that should have.
Speaker 5: They deserve that.
Speaker 4: I don't think they think they should. I think many
Speaker 4: I think I'm not.
Speaker 1: I think they should be putting the zoo kind of
Speaker 1: you know, they should be. They should be putting a
Speaker 1: human zoo.
Speaker 5: You you lost your rights to be alive when you
Speaker 5: do something like that, I think, because that is just
Speaker 5: like cowardice to a degree that's almost magical. It's really
Speaker 5: especially because of them being officers too.
Speaker 1: And how many were there paramilitary. There are more cops
Speaker 1: on the scene than there are in like a game
Speaker 1: of Big Team Battle. Yeah, you know, it's kind of nuts.
Speaker 5: Like we're sane and they're like and they're sitting there
Speaker 5: hearing these parents be like please, and they're.
Speaker 1: Like restraining some of the parents. I wanted to go
Speaker 1: in and do something I would say in history.
Speaker 3: I hate I hate that the news cycles so fast
Speaker 3: because I feel like that was something that should have been.
Speaker 1: Like never, I should have lingered for a while, not
Speaker 1: very long time. Nothing stays around in the public consciousness
Speaker 1: long enough to actually have the effect that it should have.
Speaker 4: This is the closest thing we got, this this Epstein ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually, I can't remember the last time that something
Speaker 1: has stuck, even the last time it happened to Like
Speaker 1: when it first happened, it was, it was, it stayed
Speaker 1: around for quite a while, and so like, uh, I guess,
Speaker 1: I guess what we're saying is like Jeff Shepstein is
Speaker 1: a good guy. He's been in a roundabout sort of way.
Speaker 3: He's uh, well, he's in a cosmic his sacrifice, his
Speaker 3: sacrifices led us to keeping a lot of these politicians
Speaker 3: under a microscope.
Speaker 4: So bless him for killing himself.
Speaker 1: He did it.
Speaker 3: He killed him specifically, He's like, this is the only
Speaker 3: way I'm gonna be able to get everybody else arrested.
Speaker 3: Trump and my my my best friend Trump, my good
Speaker 3: friend Clinton. There's a lot of people seeing. I was
Speaker 3: actually watching majority Port with the and they were they
Speaker 3: were going over Mediissan's appearance on Jubilee. They were talking
Speaker 3: about that, but then they started talking about everything else.
Speaker 3: And pretty much everyone's in agreement. And and this is
Speaker 3: the thing that's annoying me about like, you know, liberals
Speaker 3: or leftists specifically that I'm like, all right, it's clear
Speaker 3: that the Democratic leadership aren't touching this at the at
Speaker 3: the top because they know how many people will be
Speaker 3: implicated on that side.
Speaker 1: Obviously Bill Bill Clinton was on the plane like almost
Speaker 1: thirty times. Oh, Bill Clinton. If there's anybody who I'm
Speaker 1: who I know beyond a reasonable ding, I bet my
Speaker 1: life savings, I would easily Yeah, it's literally him and Trump.
Speaker 5: They were definitely definitely there, probably together in the same
Speaker 5: It's just upsetting that, like it's.
Speaker 3: Like the Democrats have a home run and they won't
Speaker 3: fucking do anything with it because of the implications of uh.
Speaker 3: And you know, like with all the people that disappeared
Speaker 3: that threatened the Clintons before, there's people that probably are like,
Speaker 3: I'm scared.
Speaker 1: I mean that party is all just Clinton's friends really, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, they were willing to tank an entire election
Speaker 1: cycle just because they were like, no, it's her turn,
Speaker 1: it is her turn. That it doesn't matter where the
Speaker 1: energy of the base is, it's her turn. We promised
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's true.
Speaker 3: And you saying it's her turn, it is like one
Speaker 3: real because it reminds me of that one uh congressman
Speaker 3: that was ancient and had cancer and like people were
Speaker 3: like we want him because it's his turn kind of
Speaker 3: a thing. He's like yeah, and then he died like
Speaker 3: I think months later, you know, Like.
Speaker 1: It's shit like that words.
Speaker 4: It's like, bro, this is I haven't seen enough pressure
Speaker 4: being put on these people. Like I'm serious.
Speaker 3: It's like I'm just speaking for myself, but I feel
Speaker 3: like we're well passed the point of mob justice.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what's happening?
Speaker 1: This is this kind of feel it just it does
Speaker 1: kind of feel like we wasted like we wasted the
Speaker 1: storm the Capitol, you know what I mean, Like we
Speaker 1: wasted it. He's such a dumb thing that would have
Speaker 1: been so important you and for so many other reasons
Speaker 1: they're valid, and then they're just like Mark guy lost.
Speaker 3: Is there anybody I feel like what o' rogan is
Speaker 3: the only but he won't do it. He's such a
Speaker 3: pussy ass bitch because he's still he's been taking little jazz,
Speaker 3: but he won't go far enough.
Speaker 1: Now, I mean, they're all there now, they're all like,
Speaker 1: they're all like trying to play like, well, I didn't
Speaker 1: know they're not. He's not doing what he said he
Speaker 1: was gonna do. How could we have predicted this? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you gotta be really dumb. You have to be really
Speaker 1: stupid to be like Trump didn't do it he said
Speaker 1: he was gonna do. I'm flummixed by this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, did you see Andrew Schultz bring up
Speaker 3: a point that makes no sense? He keeps seeing like, well,
Speaker 3: like all politicians lie, and like he was trying to
Speaker 3: So I'm like, so what is your point, sir? So
Speaker 3: it makes you even extra retarded for believing him, Yeah,
Speaker 3: because he's being like like, oh, like we're we're trying
Speaker 3: to say, like, how can did you fucking believe this guy?
Speaker 3: And then he's kind of trying to deflect that like
Speaker 3: I don't know, I guess since they all lie, like
Speaker 3: what do you do? Like you kind of have to
Speaker 3: still trust them or something. I don't know what his
Speaker 3: point is when he says that it's just weird he's
Speaker 3: I've heard him say it twice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can go on track records.
Speaker 1: That's how you indicate that.
Speaker 4: Way your resume, your resume, your voting records.
Speaker 1: What did you do.
Speaker 5: That stood for that?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: But they call him no information voted for a reason.
Speaker 3: But the idea that all the you know, all the
Speaker 3: bro the Shultz and anybody in that spheared Deo vonn
Speaker 3: any of those people that were quote unquote tricked, I
Speaker 3: hate that they're even using that because they weren't tricked.
Speaker 3: They weren't no privy to anything.
Speaker 1: They were just like, if your trick, you're stupid, like
Speaker 1: the like there's no there's no other positive And I'm
Speaker 1: sorry that's a friend, but like, there's no there's literally
Speaker 1: no other option other than you're just not smart. You're
Speaker 1: not a smart person. That's fine, you gotta be a
Speaker 1: smart person, there's plenty we don't. We don't need everybody
Speaker 1: to be smart. But if you if you're not smart,
Speaker 1: you gotta stay out of these spaces then because like
Speaker 1: you're just fucking everything.
Speaker 5: That's been the biggest problem since I've even seen internet
Speaker 5: commentary on politics and YouTube is that people just shouldn't
Speaker 5: be in a space because not everybody knows what they're
Speaker 5: talking about exactly. And I think it's dangerous because of
Speaker 5: the fact that you start talking about stuff and.
Speaker 3: Then you're like, oh, I was manipulated. It's like, fuck, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're minipated because these people know how to. There are politicians.
Speaker 3: All they do is manipulate. That's their fucking bad that's
Speaker 3: their bonus.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, what is the argument though, is it?
Speaker 1: Is it like, oh, well, Trump's transparent about how much
Speaker 1: he lies and.
Speaker 3: So I remember, uh, what's his name? I remember Dave
Speaker 3: Chappelle made a point about that, but that annoyed me.
Speaker 3: It was a good joke, but it was still still
Speaker 3: annoying because he was saying that it was like how
Speaker 3: everybody how everybody was like oh. He pointed out that
Speaker 3: when it came to certain loopholes, he's like he used them.
Speaker 3: You'd be like, yeah, I know these things exist because
Speaker 3: I use them, but I'm gonna fix it. And I'm
Speaker 3: like and I'm like, okay, hold on a second. You
Speaker 3: talk about people being stupid, think about it. Was like, people,
Speaker 3: I want you to think about this. If there was
Speaker 3: something that benefited you that was great for you, in
Speaker 3: what fucking universe would you stop doing that?
Speaker 1: Why would you do that?
Speaker 3: And so for people to believe that shit, first of all,
Speaker 3: I like Andrew Sultz, alose people.
Speaker 4: I don't believe.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that they believed Trump, I really do.
Speaker 1: I think they're just they're making any because they well
Speaker 1: they're just right away they understand how lucrative that audience is.
Speaker 3: That's all it is. So they're they're using the I
Speaker 3: got tricked as an excuse. No, they knew this was
Speaker 3: gonna happen. They they they're not, they don't they exactly,
Speaker 3: That's all it is. If if just like Andrew Sultz,
Speaker 3: actually had a little bit of a slip because he
Speaker 3: said in an interview, I don't remember who it was with,
Speaker 3: but he was saying, man, back in the day, the
Speaker 3: Democrats used to be cool. Now that the Republicans are cool.
Speaker 3: He exposed himself. He's riding the wave. He doesn't care
Speaker 3: about what's happen opening it's just about getting money, and
Speaker 3: so he sees that how problematic things are. So now
Speaker 3: he's trying to get off the ship. I know who's
Speaker 3: been doing that right now. Margy Taylor Green is crazy.
Speaker 1: So I haven't seen that.
Speaker 3: So she she already did that one thing I think
Speaker 3: we talked about where she tried to vote it let's
Speaker 3: let's stop funding the Iron Dome. So and there was that,
Speaker 3: But then another thing where she's one of the only
Speaker 3: fucking Republicans right now in in that in in Congress
Speaker 3: that is calling it a genocide and not just a war,
Speaker 3: right like she was like, she was like, children are starving.
Speaker 3: There she's called it a genocide. A few months ago
Speaker 3: she wouldn't do that, right, So, but she's one of
Speaker 3: the only ones. I'm like, oh shit, I think she's
Speaker 3: trying to get ahead of it because the only thing
Speaker 3: that seemed to be sticking now because there's no you
Speaker 3: cannot say anything and deflect from kids starving because it's
Speaker 3: not about bombs and hamas and warfare.
Speaker 1: It's literally just kids starving. So them being was they
Speaker 1: were shields before, but you can't. You don't shield there's nothing,
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with warfare. It's just their I mean,
Speaker 1: of course famine is a part of war. What if
Speaker 1: those kids are dangerous? So so luckily I saw, you know,
Speaker 1: I have to say as I'm obviously I'm not in
Speaker 1: the idea ide f anymore. I used to be sure,
Speaker 1: looks like it those five year olds, they packed quite
Speaker 1: a punch. They're a little tricky. You can't let them
Speaker 1: get closed because they'll they'll crawl like inside your they'll
Speaker 1: crawl inside your clothes, they'll crawl around you. They're small
Speaker 1: enough to do that. So you gotta see you excessive course, plant.
Speaker 5: Bombs in being, they're being, they're being bred. They hate
Speaker 5: they hate me, and they want to kill me. That's
Speaker 5: the argument.
Speaker 3: That's that's the design, that's argument. But the politician, they've
Speaker 3: actually run out of defense. That's why I feel like
Speaker 3: that's why Marjorie Taylor Green has flipped so hard quickly.
Speaker 3: And now you're seeing trumps like on TV, yeah, like
Speaker 3: you cain't of They're like, what what do you They
Speaker 3: asked them about reporters like what do you think about
Speaker 3: your homie Benjaminette now who like saying that there's no
Speaker 3: famine going on? He's like, I don't know if I
Speaker 3: believe that. He's like what I've seen on T because
Speaker 3: you know it's all that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know if I don't know if
Speaker 1: I believe that, but like it's crazy that he even
Speaker 1: it is crazy that he even said he said that.
Speaker 3: He was like, I have seen them. Those people look
Speaker 3: pretty hungry started like he I was like, oh, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna look into like sending them more food
Speaker 3: and doctors really.
Speaker 5: Stage five or something like that to the point is
Speaker 5: like no return.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well maybe it's damn many of them. It's uh,
Speaker 1: it is crazy the omen reading.
Speaker 3: I know what you mean, but you know, but this
Speaker 3: is many of them are past the point in overturn,
Speaker 3: like you said, like where it's you know, your body.
Speaker 4: Starts consuming itself.
Speaker 5: They're just gonna have to day like that.
Speaker 4: It starts with the fat ghost of the muscle and
Speaker 4: then it goes to your organs.
Speaker 1: It was your organs. Assume you're the saving grace of this.
Speaker 1: All this entire situation really is the fact that I
Speaker 1: don't think Trump cares about anything. Yeah, Like I think
Speaker 1: like he's so even just just saying like yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I wish I was gillying Maxwell well uh, or
Speaker 1: or like yeah, I didn't have the privilege of like
Speaker 1: just he so regularly slips up because he doesn't care
Speaker 1: enough not to write that. Like I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: there's a chances ends up not being as bad as
Speaker 1: it could be given the circumstances, But yeah, dude, like
Speaker 1: I don't know the whole I'm surprised that he's not
Speaker 1: doing what he said he was gonna do. Is so
Speaker 1: bewilderingly stupid. It's a complere not you can't be taken seriously.
Speaker 3: It makes me mad that like, it's it's the it's
Speaker 3: the pundance, it's the the comedians, the people with platforms.
Speaker 3: I don't believe any of them that they're saying that.
Speaker 3: I believe their constituents. I can believe their audience. I
Speaker 3: believe the people in the comment section that I see
Speaker 3: that believe you know they like I always say, your
Speaker 3: mom and your dad taught you action speak louder than words.
Speaker 3: There's too stupid to understand that. It's just like those
Speaker 3: people run businesses. I imagine a lot of those voters. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they hire the worst people imaginable because they don't
Speaker 3: read the resumes.
Speaker 1: Well you know what I'm saying. Yeah, Well, the one
Speaker 1: the noeboys had an yahu on, all the comments were like,
Speaker 1: you're fucking stupid, You.
Speaker 4: Guys are fucking retarded.
Speaker 3: You just let you let him, Just like there a
Speaker 3: lot of people that when came on, Trump came on
Speaker 3: to But it's worse because people there's still a lot
Speaker 3: of people that love Trump.
Speaker 1: There's not really like there's not really a cult of
Speaker 1: even Zionists don't like, nobody likes him.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have a real fan base now, so he's
Speaker 3: kind of like everyone's like, fuck this guy.
Speaker 1: He's making things because even astounded he's even I'm kind
Speaker 1: of astounded that that he's even like able to move around,
Speaker 1: you know what i mean, Like it seems kind of
Speaker 1: like it's there's certain it's.
Speaker 3: Like it's just like George somebody was a war criminal.
Speaker 3: There's certain countries you couldn't go to because they would
Speaker 3: arrest them. Same thing with Benjamin Mitt.
Speaker 1: But like George Bush at least had like a well
Speaker 1: what I mean is hey, what we're doing? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like there was at least like for
Speaker 1: most presidents most I would actually say, like probably like
Speaker 1: every president that we've had in our in our lifetime anyway,
Speaker 1: there's been like at least a personality there. Benjamin Nya
Speaker 1: who's just there and he's just kind of he's not
Speaker 1: even like he didn't even come across as evil, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, He just comes across as.
Speaker 4: Like Christopher I don't thank you for having me back
Speaker 4: on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh, welcome back, Benjamin. That thank you so much, you know.
Speaker 1: So it's always a pleasure to have you.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you you you the Nelt boys, they they
Speaker 3: reached out to me, they said, hey, you should go
Speaker 3: on the Snark Thing podcast.
Speaker 1: I believe that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so I'm here and thank you for having
Speaker 3: me again. I don't I don't know why they told
Speaker 3: me because I've already been on as I could easily
Speaker 3: reach out to you guys.
Speaker 1: But this is what's happening. It's okay, these are confusing times,
Speaker 1: but it is very confusing. So there, First of all,
Speaker 1: there's no famine. So the second thing is, oh, that
Speaker 1: was pretty quick when you brush over that though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's there's no famine to everybody. Everybody, and
Speaker 3: everybody gets lobster and steak in Palestine made in Gaza.
Speaker 3: The terrorist all get lobsters, Filet mignon.
Speaker 1: You're calling them terrorists, but you're feeding them.
Speaker 3: I'm a humanitarian Christopher. I see so every every every
Speaker 3: I make sure every famous chef in the world, particularly
Speaker 3: Gordon Ramsey, goes to Gaza and hand cooks them all
Speaker 3: meals individually.
Speaker 1: Christopher.
Speaker 4: Okay, so he don't believe the AI media.
Speaker 1: So I don't believe the I mean there's many Gordon
Speaker 1: Ramsey to go over there, yes, to hand cook.
Speaker 4: Is that so unbelievable, Christopher, He has a lot of money.
Speaker 1: Seem more like you guys are going over there and
Speaker 1: cooking their hands.
Speaker 3: Really, Christopher, you don't understand. Gordon Ramsay has a lot
Speaker 3: of money. We have a lot of money from your
Speaker 3: tax dollars. So we're right, all the money to Gordon Ramsey.
Speaker 3: Oh you're welcome, by the way, thank you. We actually
Speaker 3: could use a little bit more. We gotta paint the
Speaker 3: Iron Dome.
Speaker 1: Paint the iron dome that we're.
Speaker 3: Trying to make the iron Dome a literal a dome.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, it sneeze. We're trying to make the concept
Speaker 3: of the iron Dome an actual dome with paint. Yes,
Speaker 3: so we want so we don't want it to be invisible.
Speaker 3: So the aircraft crashed into the dome. But we are
Speaker 3: building a literal dome. So you want to paint it.
Speaker 1: Okay, what are you gonna paint on it? Blue and white?
Speaker 3: The it would start David, Oh, I see right, right,
Speaker 3: So we're making a real dome.
Speaker 1: That seems really obnoxious, but we need.
Speaker 3: We are very obnoxious. Sorry, you know that's not always
Speaker 3: a bad thing, Christopher. That's not always a bad thing, Christopher.
Speaker 3: So listen, listen, listen, we need more of your money.
Speaker 1: Uh huh?
Speaker 4: So how would you feel about about eighty percent of
Speaker 4: your income.
Speaker 3: To you?
Speaker 1: Yes? Please?
Speaker 3: No, listen, Christopher, you're being unreasonable, Christopher, Listen, I guess
Speaker 3: we have to. We have to defend ourselves. We have
Speaker 3: to have our new polished dome, not just missiles missiles.
Speaker 3: Is that that's outdated? We need a real dome.
Speaker 4: So then literally Hamas and every other Arab monster can
Speaker 4: uh an't you?
Speaker 1: Guys? God turns and people can't get God to sort
Speaker 1: this out for you. Why do you need our money?
Speaker 3: It's in Christopher, Christopher. God is works in mysterious ways,
Speaker 3: Christopher's and the way that he is working is he
Speaker 3: wants you to give me your money.
Speaker 1: I don't really want to give you any money. Then yeah,
Speaker 1: it's okay, you can leave.
Speaker 3: Listen, Christopher. You seem more reasonable Kingston because he guess
Speaker 3: he's been quiet. That's why you seem much more reasonable.
Speaker 3: You seem to be nodding in agreement this entire time. Well,
Speaker 3: support me, say something, say something nice. I'll have them
Speaker 3: nice about the Israel or you're an anty some semi.
Speaker 1: Tell you what I'll offer you something I'll offer you
Speaker 1: Instead of eighty percent of my income, I'll offer you
Speaker 1: one hundred percent of Kingston's.
Speaker 3: See now you're speaking my language. When when we get
Speaker 3: one hundred percent of money, that that is exactly what
Speaker 3: I want. You know, That's that's that's what we're all about.
Speaker 3: That's what we're all about. Christopher, Well, that's you're laughing.
Speaker 3: That's the very anti Semitic for you to laugh about,
Speaker 3: just stating facts about you giving me money because you
Speaker 3: give me a lot of me give me billions of dollars.
Speaker 1: And I love it. I love it.
Speaker 3: I love killing brown People's awesome anyway, Uh, Kingston, how
Speaker 3: I see that you're nodding in agreements and you love me.
Speaker 4: Give me a give me a praise, give me.
Speaker 1: A kiss, give a kiss the Benjamin then yeah, kinkson, come.
Speaker 4: On, give me a kiss, Kingston. I know you've been
Speaker 4: longing for this. I see your juicy lips puckering up.
Speaker 1: Give him a kiss.
Speaker 3: Come on, what do you have to say you love me,
Speaker 3: you love my iron dome? Is that why you're you're
Speaker 3: in awe? Is that what's happening? Why you're not saying anything?
Speaker 3: You're so shocked by my beauty and how amazing we
Speaker 3: give lobsters and filet mignon, to the to the gossins,
Speaker 3: to the to the brown devils, give.
Speaker 5: Them little mass crazy. We'd have to have me agreed,
Speaker 5: if you're good, you'd have to have him on the podcast.
Speaker 5: We would have to have him on the podcast.
Speaker 4: Uh you, I'm here, idiots?
Speaker 1: Why why are you?
Speaker 3: Why are you speaking as if I'm not in front
Speaker 3: of you? My name is Benjamin yet and Yahoo you
Speaker 3: can call me BB for short. No, well that's fair,
Speaker 3: but that's it's funny though, because this guy is the
Speaker 3: biggest anti sem I have ever seen.
Speaker 5: I loved about.
Speaker 4: Get him, get them he's racist. To ge him, everybody,
Speaker 4: get him right crazy, get him?
Speaker 1: What's up? Is that? They had choose your words carefully,
Speaker 1: He would say that he probably he would say that
Speaker 1: he's just like, no, nothing's happening, alright, it spin productive,
Speaker 1: all right, bye, Benjamin night you already the second time
Speaker 1: he's the second time he's debuted on the Start Man.
Speaker 1: That's crazy exactly, only Benjamin ninya who can debut. I
Speaker 1: tried to announce that I was in the bathroom. I'm back.
Speaker 4: It's Derek.
Speaker 1: All right, welcome back with Derek. So what's going on? Benjamin?
Speaker 1: Just stop buying?
Speaker 4: Oh bb okay cool?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we call him, we all call him, call him.
Speaker 1: We are on a first name basic. What are you saying?
Speaker 1: I don't even remember, damn you no, I think, but
Speaker 1: because like when he was on the No Boys and
Speaker 1: they were talking about like what do you like better
Speaker 1: McDonald's a burger King or whatever? The fun? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like he didn't even have a personality
Speaker 1: when he was answering those questions, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: When it was when it would be easy, it was
Speaker 1: like a highlight of personality.
Speaker 4: I think the barbecue sauce is tangy and sweeter and
Speaker 4: burger king, but you need the tang for the for
Speaker 4: the for the every time.
Speaker 1: He's crazy. It's crazy that a guy so mundane is
Speaker 1: from Philly. Like it's it's hard.
Speaker 5: I don't think he's from phil I think I think
Speaker 5: he's had so many he went to school in Philly.
Speaker 5: He had some I feel like he has some Philly
Speaker 5: tenure or something. He had to school in Philly. I'm
Speaker 5: pretty sure that he's from Televisi's that it well, I
Speaker 5: guess he was born in Tel Aviv.
Speaker 1: He's obviously he's got an action. He's definitely grew up
Speaker 1: like in an Israeli environment. I understand that, but I
Speaker 1: think it's probably it's it could just be from what
Speaker 1: I heard.
Speaker 3: It and and not me doing my due diligence and
Speaker 3: like seeing like what he's all about, because I just
Speaker 3: heard like he was a Philly nigga, and I don't
Speaker 3: maybe that's just completely not He doesn't only have like
Speaker 3: the school ties, and so I think you had to Phil.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, Yeah, I personally the problem is
Speaker 3: I don't care. That's why, That's why.
Speaker 1: It doesn't really matter.
Speaker 5: I don't want to know Hitler's elementary school, you know, Like,
Speaker 5: I don't don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm just surprised that just because like so many world
Speaker 1: later like and that's why I ultimately I'm surprised that
Speaker 1: he just can go anywhere, because it's like, not only
Speaker 1: is he just like a reprehensible workman, but he's just
Speaker 1: also deeply unlikable, like he's he doesn't have anything, there's
Speaker 1: nothing to us. It's not like it's not like George
Speaker 1: bus where it was just like hey, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pontificate or like yeah, or like I'm gonna what
Speaker 1: was What was the word that he would use? Like, uh,
Speaker 1: he would like make up words, he would make he
Speaker 1: would make up words.
Speaker 5: Watch this drive.
Speaker 1: Well those are all real words, but yeah, I know
Speaker 1: what you mean. Watch this drive.
Speaker 3: He dodged the shoe that's there was that's great. There's
Speaker 3: videos of being a personal pretzel and smashed his face.
Speaker 3: What baseball game? So he was in like a skybox
Speaker 3: or whatever. Least if I remember correctly, he choked on
Speaker 3: it because everyone was like, the funk's wrong with your face?
Speaker 1: It was all bruise, fucking choked on a pretzel. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I believe that.
Speaker 3: I believe this dumb idiot put in a big piece
Speaker 3: because he was like, oh check this, this is what
Speaker 3: the meat used to make me do with scull the bones,
Speaker 3: and he was like.
Speaker 4: Jesus and then he just start choking. I'm regurging, tad Bro.
Speaker 4: Do you hear he had to jack up in front
Speaker 4: of his fucking dad.
Speaker 1: That's like a thing.
Speaker 4: And so sculling Bones, you know, sculling Bone are you
Speaker 4: talking about?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: What is this?
Speaker 1: What are we talking to? Bones? That the Singaporean pirate game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so while he was making, while George Bush
Speaker 3: was developing Skull and Bones in Singapore.
Speaker 4: Right, he jacked off in front of his dad.
Speaker 3: That can't be real, no, but yeah, so Yale has
Speaker 3: a secret society, well secret you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: secret asterisks called skull and Bones, and you know it's
Speaker 3: poppy and all.
Speaker 1: That was a part of it.
Speaker 3: And there's like a weird there's like rituals, there's hazy
Speaker 3: those things you gotta do, and it's a pretty common
Speaker 3: thing that he's like, oh yeah, you have to like
Speaker 3: beat off in like a coffin or something. And and
Speaker 3: his dad was there, so his fucking so his dad
Speaker 3: was watching them. Wow, uh you got a little peep.
Speaker 1: I'm actually are you sure you're a Bush?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: I'm like, because yeah, George Bush or George Bush, George
Speaker 1: w Now where is this? Where is this? Eff? I
Speaker 1: never I've never heard this. I heard Listen. You have
Speaker 1: to you have to be into like secret society ship
Speaker 1: to hear this stuff.
Speaker 4: That show was fascinating.
Speaker 1: Was it in a book?
Speaker 3: It's well yeah, but like it's also in people who study,
Speaker 3: who study the occult, they love.
Speaker 1: This ship, and I personally love it. I have a
Speaker 1: dumb Illuminati book. You like beating off in a coffin
Speaker 1: with your dad?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well my dad was dead wells fod so I
Speaker 3: didn't have the opportunity. I didn't have the privilege to
Speaker 3: beat off.
Speaker 1: I mean he can well, he.
Speaker 3: Could be in the coffin and then I get in
Speaker 3: it's gross. He just in the corpse stuff, and I
Speaker 3: get it there, beat off?
Speaker 1: She did close? What if he lay down? What if
Speaker 1: he lay down? What if you lay down on the
Speaker 1: top of your dad in the coffin and then you
Speaker 1: jerk off, and then five minutes into it you feel
Speaker 1: like you feel like his dick move that.
Speaker 4: First of all, it's already insane that I'm doing that.
Speaker 1: Then I'm sucking. Then there's normal ship.
Speaker 4: I'm fucking frightened. I'm forever frighten. Dude, fun that.
Speaker 1: Would you go soft immediately? I've gotten soft immediately for
Speaker 1: way less. I'm no Twitter.
Speaker 3: Soe you ever thinking of cramp and then like immediately,
Speaker 3: your dick just comes immediately from it.
Speaker 5: It's happened to me multiple times. Unfortunately, that's cool.
Speaker 1: I wish no. Yeah, I'm damn about a fucking cramp,
Speaker 1: and like immediately I just everything shuts down.
Speaker 5: I got a cramp and I was aunt, you.
Speaker 1: Know what, I got soft ones because like the like
Speaker 1: my window was slightly open. And then I heard, uh,
Speaker 1: somebody mentioned the Wizard.
Speaker 3: Of Oz and it completely like if they could hear you,
Speaker 3: they if they if you can hear them, they can
Speaker 3: hear you.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not like loud about it. I'm sucking, you know,
Speaker 1: like you got the silent.
Speaker 4: It's usually the the ladies.
Speaker 1: Oh no, this is not like oh you were, oh
Speaker 1: you were, you were you were doing a session, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: got you clocking in, so you're clock clocked in like
Speaker 1: you And then I start I started, I started thinking
Speaker 1: about the Wizard of O like I can't.
Speaker 3: You started thinking about the line, and I like's not
Speaker 3: hot to the witch? Okay, yeah, I gues I can't.
Speaker 1: I've pass spooky pusy already. I get all right, Well
Speaker 1: we're gonna get we're gonna move on to questions. Questions
Speaker 1: to move out, some questions from our patrons over a
Speaker 1: patreon dot com. Remember if you go over there interrupt me.
Speaker 1: You can go over there and go over there and
Speaker 1: send us money. Uh, get a question or a statement
Speaker 1: right on the those are really good. So you just tasted.
Speaker 1: I'm good, Thank you that christure is out for all right?
Speaker 4: What you don't want to get hooked on MESSI chips.
Speaker 1: I don't want to eat anything from arginin me. That's crazy,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. What do you say?
Speaker 3: What's wrong with I mean, it's ask the ask the
Speaker 3: Latin American community, the entirety of Argentine.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. He represents them?
Speaker 3: What what?
Speaker 1: What? What is not a Nazi? Are about Nazi?
Speaker 5: You know about Nazi Chi They just suck. It's not
Speaker 5: Nazia in general suck. Group of Latinos. They're very disliked,
Speaker 5: very very disliked.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know anything that all right, I don't
Speaker 4: know anything about that.
Speaker 1: I've never met Argentinian. To to be fair, I've met,
Speaker 1: I've met, I've met, I've met some.
Speaker 3: When I bought a motorcycle, well I bought a helmet
Speaker 3: from an Argentina and it was so clear that he
Speaker 3: was had German jeans.
Speaker 4: First of all, his action. I was like, what the
Speaker 4: hell is going on?
Speaker 3: Because I couldn't tell what it was he says with Margitina,
Speaker 3: and I was like, okay, that makes sense why you're
Speaker 3: blonde and almost seven foot tall. That he like had
Speaker 3: a very It was very weird, mixed from yeah, the
Speaker 3: Nazi he's he's he's he's got some Nazis. He clearly
Speaker 3: clearly his family had ideas that he probably doesn't share it.
Speaker 3: And he's like, he wasn't angry when he saw me,
Speaker 3: so that's a good thing. He's like, I'm here for
Speaker 3: he's been he's been a deprogrammed.
Speaker 1: That's crazy because I am always angry when I saw
Speaker 1: volume is being spoken. Bro volumes be spoken. Imagine you
Speaker 1: had to if you had to go to if you
Speaker 1: had to go to work with somebody that made you
Speaker 1: angry every time you saw it.
Speaker 5: Interesting.
Speaker 1: I wonder I frowned. I ojo every time I found
Speaker 1: that Almost every time I see her frown Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like just to actively frowned. A person's praying up and then.
Speaker 3: Like you know, she's she's on the computer, she looks
Speaker 3: and not just immediately just scowling. But she knows it too,
Speaker 3: so it's a it's a it's a little it's a
Speaker 3: little game, so little thing, just just looking disappointed.
Speaker 1: It feels so like not natural to.
Speaker 5: Me at least literally my best friend unfortunately, and it
Speaker 5: makes me sad. Sometimes that's pretty that makes me sad.
Speaker 5: Sometimes she's lame as she's like literally my best friend.
Speaker 1: That's like you're accounting being your like your best friends,
Speaker 1: Like your.
Speaker 5: Part is supposed to be a best friend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure they should, but like they don't have to,
Speaker 1: but they should would make it a lot easier to
Speaker 1: hang out with them, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like they're your best friend though by virtue
Speaker 1: of just like spending the most time around you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Sure, because they're definitely like friends that I have that
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's probably realistically, like there's there's no amount
Speaker 1: of time that I'm going to spend with another person
Speaker 1: that's going to match.
Speaker 5: This the fountains you're hanging out with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think like me and me and I blind
Speaker 1: are probably like the best friends ever, because like we
Speaker 1: just talked about sucking everything and it's there's a certain
Speaker 1: point where like, I don't know, I don't have a
Speaker 1: woman can really do this. I think right here that
Speaker 1: like is basically this is Scrubs. Yeah, so like there's
Speaker 1: this the janitor.
Speaker 3: He does this evil eye scene where he's just like
Speaker 3: walking like by and just scowling at fucking JD.
Speaker 1: And it's basically, this is what I do. You just
Speaker 1: walk back and you walk by your wives on slow
Speaker 1: motion and scowl. Basically have you yourself. It's also it's
Speaker 1: like the reason why this scene is significant is the music.
Speaker 1: How do you sell your oh your castle Vania ass music?
Speaker 1: That is crazy?
Speaker 3: And he's just like he's looking, why are you doing this?
Speaker 3: So I'll just look at her and just like give
Speaker 3: her this evil ass look.
Speaker 1: Like I haven't seen Scrubs and forever. I love that show,
Speaker 1: the Last Watch nine or something. Yeah, they're bringing it back.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Nothing originally. Can we just please let things die?
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 3: The funny thing is I'm shocked that it took this
Speaker 3: long because I knew it was. It felt inevitable, even
Speaker 3: though like I don't want it. It's it's, uh, I
Speaker 3: know they kept making commercials together.
Speaker 1: Turk and j D.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they kept making I.
Speaker 5: Saw him at what you call he lives in Glendale
Speaker 5: because I saw him in which one shake shack multiple times,
Speaker 5: Turk JD.
Speaker 1: Sorry, j D.
Speaker 5: The black guy, JD's black guy, Donald Donald Donald.
Speaker 1: The amount of confusion there was very weird as wild.
Speaker 5: But the guy, the guy from Clueless, I've seen him
Speaker 5: in Glendale multiple times, like countless time. He lives over
Speaker 5: by the Brand area. Saw one of his little half
Speaker 5: white kids.
Speaker 1: White kids. I'm like, well, they're adorable. They're adorable.
Speaker 3: Little people always got to like, you know, like I
Speaker 3: saw this black guy. And it's like, well, you can't
Speaker 3: just say you saw this guy, you know what I mean, like,
Speaker 3: why do you what do you?
Speaker 1: What do you have to the texture of the story.
Speaker 3: To me, it's a descriptor if it makes sense to
Speaker 3: the story, because you're just like why he's black and
Speaker 3: his kids aren't all black? Because like say, people don't
Speaker 3: do that. People don't say that if it's a white person.
Speaker 3: They don't say that this white guy white people do it.
Speaker 3: You do it if it if it fits the story, if.
Speaker 5: If I am aware put out the fact that he
Speaker 5: has half white I'm just calling.
Speaker 3: Out people's biases and there and their soft coated racism
Speaker 3: that they don't notice.
Speaker 1: But I noticed. Here's the things like a black guy,
Speaker 1: a black guy is a black guy, and then the
Speaker 1: white guy is just like a normal guy. Yeah, I agree, Christaler,
Speaker 1: you want to he would have forgotten my very much agree.
Speaker 4: I forgot my.
Speaker 1: Es.
Speaker 3: You forgot your jeki's. Yeah, my private jackies. I forgot
Speaker 3: my fun bade by you guys, I forgot my keys.
Speaker 3: I just want to get it real quick.
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough.
Speaker 3: You know my fair skin is normal. I just want
Speaker 3: to say that the people that we're giving filet, they're
Speaker 3: not normal.
Speaker 1: I gotta go.
Speaker 4: Okay, by drop D, I'll let me get this. He's
Speaker 4: flying a grease.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course he is. He's got on the question,
Speaker 1: paton the concepts to start taking. We can go over there,
Speaker 1: ask us a question, throw us, tell us a story,
Speaker 1: like literally anything, just write in. We'll read it. If
Speaker 1: it's good twenty five dollars. Patrons get their names right
Speaker 1: at the end of the show. We'll get to that eventually.
Speaker 1: Let's see John Jafari on Safari Road in it says,
Speaker 1: I love this question. Uh, do you guys have any
Speaker 1: plans for guests like aside from the lies, Sweeney tells,
Speaker 1: I'd love to see some old YouTube has beens on
Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, j Aubrey, Yeah, I can't remember.
Speaker 1: It was in town. He couldn't make it though. He
Speaker 1: got caught up. He got caught up with too much
Speaker 1: what you call. Oh, thanks for informing us. You mentioned
Speaker 1: you mentioned, oh yeah, Jarary is gonna be on the show,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, okay, I didn't. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: And then it just never was like, oh he's not
Speaker 1: you can't make it. Okay, Well, let us know that.
Speaker 1: It seems like a crazy thing to not informed you hard.
Speaker 1: Urs know a lot of people that live in bird
Speaker 1: Bank that could be on the show.
Speaker 3: Go ask I know, fuck up, I know, I know,
Speaker 3: I know a few, you both of you, especially you,
Speaker 3: because you've probably worked with a bunch of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and this negroid.
Speaker 4: Literally asked none of them.
Speaker 1: I have to. Don't give him that. Don't give him that.
Speaker 3: It's literally they everyone does it except for you know.
Speaker 3: It's not embarrassing. It's hey, we're cool. Hey man, could
Speaker 3: you could you you know, like rising Tide like I
Speaker 3: know you would. Also, I'm sure. I'm sure all of
Speaker 3: them think our show is fun if they're aware of it. Possibly,
Speaker 3: if they're aware of it, I'm sure they are. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know, I know, I know some of them do so,
Speaker 3: and there's probably.
Speaker 1: Some of them I know. First of all, I know
Speaker 1: Colin is probably fucking but heard that he hasn't been
Speaker 1: on the show. He's not, but he would tell me
Speaker 1: if he was, but heard he doesn't let things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I just feel like it's more of like, damn,
Speaker 3: like you've y'all been doing the sacred symbols for what
Speaker 3: six years now?
Speaker 5: Seven?
Speaker 1: Who know all? It came up. We did a stream
Speaker 1: recently with like with him, and it came up in
Speaker 1: the in the questions they were like, I want like,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna do it, you need I want you
Speaker 1: to come here, yea, And I want you to said
Speaker 1: I'm never coming to California ever again. I mean, he
Speaker 1: does hate California. Well, he does not like it.
Speaker 3: Well, who who unless you like live in a very
Speaker 3: isolated area in California likes California if you know what
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just too many fucking people here.
Speaker 1: It's gross.
Speaker 4: But I love don't get me like I love a.
Speaker 1: Lot of people. I don't like LA. I like California actually,
Speaker 1: like as a state, That's what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like, I don't if if if if for some reason
Speaker 3: everyone in LA dispersed and spread around California, I'd be
Speaker 3: California's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: I prefer I wish LA was more dense. You're fucking
Speaker 1: I think the spread out shit is what fucking ruins it?
Speaker 1: You are I don't even know what you're saying. Why.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be like I don't want to
Speaker 1: be like, oh, hey, you lived in La. Cool, Let's
Speaker 1: let's hang out and it's like, oh, you're six hours
Speaker 1: away because there's traffic.
Speaker 3: I don't think you know there's a traffic because everyone's
Speaker 3: dense in areas least.
Speaker 1: Say, there's no density in LA. That's the problem. There's
Speaker 1: no density. Everybody's spread out. Are you talking about Are
Speaker 1: you crazy? No?
Speaker 4: Are you crazy? Have you fucking driven so spread out?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? You wouldn't have that many people on
Speaker 1: the free because you wouldn't have that many people going
Speaker 1: to different places. If everybody was densely packed in the
Speaker 1: same place, people wouldn't have to go on the highway
Speaker 1: to visit each other.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. I think it's the same problem.
Speaker 5: I think that the problems are the same and different
Speaker 5: at the same time, because I think.
Speaker 3: La LA would California to be California if everybody was
Speaker 3: densely packed. In one singular saying, I'm saying l A specifically,
Speaker 3: A LA is too spread out.
Speaker 1: It has to be there's too many. It doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be. I'm saying it is. LA is way like
Speaker 1: like it's I'm thinking about New York is densely packed, right,
Speaker 1: and this none of the problems that are here are
Speaker 1: over there at all. What problems the fucking the spread
Speaker 1: of it and how far away everybody is from everybody,
Speaker 1: and the problems are What is your concern versuson That
Speaker 1: I hate about l A is that like it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter how many people are here, because they're ostensibly not here.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter matter like they if somebody lives in LA,
Speaker 1: there's a pretty high chance that they live so far
Speaker 1: away from you anyway that you're never gonna see them anyway.
Speaker 1: So there's no real point in New York City. In
Speaker 1: New York City, everybody is like five ten minutes away
Speaker 1: from each other no matter where they are, and that
Speaker 1: makes it a lot more natural than just like convene
Speaker 1: and have like organic.
Speaker 3: No matter where they are, there're five to ten minutes
Speaker 3: away from each other in New York City, Yes, in
Speaker 3: New York City. Yeah, like no, you can get anywhere
Speaker 3: in ten minutes.
Speaker 1: In New York City, yeah, ten to fifteen. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can get anywhere? Is that any thing in New York City?
Speaker 3: Like twenty minute like genuinely half an hour of Manhattan
Speaker 3: of Manhattan you can get anywhere, yes, like Manhattan and Mahagga.
Speaker 5: Yes, Like so if you're just but like purely like walking, no, no,
Speaker 5: that's crazy. But in Manhattan like Bayo doing the subway
Speaker 5: or via like maybe bus, you.
Speaker 1: Can train a bus, a cab. It's all fucking quick.
Speaker 1: And that's kind of half an hour. Because the thing
Speaker 1: that bothers me is that, like, I know a lot
Speaker 1: of people here and it would be nice to see
Speaker 1: them more often, but they're like, oh, I'm in East La,
Speaker 1: I'm in Santa Monica. I mean, like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like everybody's like so spread out that I.
Speaker 3: Understand people were legitimately spread out that it would only
Speaker 3: take minutes on the freeway. They're not that far away.
Speaker 3: That's the whole fucking reason why this sucks. The problem
Speaker 3: is that it's so sardine in this area that I
Speaker 3: want to go to fucking Santa Monica real quick and
Speaker 3: just hang out, which should take tops, but it takes
Speaker 3: an hour because of traffic.
Speaker 1: I agree. I don't consider it. I guess because I
Speaker 1: come from a very dense place that like this feels
Speaker 1: like relatively in California. I know what you mean.
Speaker 5: Objectively, as dense. It's just not on top of everyone
Speaker 5: each other.
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel that way. It doesn't, you know, you
Speaker 1: can attest it doesn't feel as dense. It's it's not
Speaker 1: as dense. It's only death on the highway, and that's
Speaker 1: the only time it ever feels that. That's the thing
Speaker 1: that you avoid, so you don't feel it. Well, I
Speaker 1: avoid it specifically because I'm like, I'm not doing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like we don't. A lot of people don't have
Speaker 1: that privilege. They didn't have the privilege. I didn't have
Speaker 1: the privilege of I didn't have the privilege of going
Speaker 1: to the island.
Speaker 5: But I think if California, if California got the same
Speaker 5: density as New York could be unlovable here.
Speaker 1: Oh, people would start just killing. Just not designed for it.
Speaker 5: Even New York is not exactly designed for how dense
Speaker 5: it is. Literally that's why people can't don't have homes.
Speaker 1: I just would just love.
Speaker 3: I when I lived in North Vegas, since there was
Speaker 3: only two hundred thousand people there, fucking crazy. It's it
Speaker 3: felt like fucking paradise because you can go we can
Speaker 3: drive into Vegas Proper so fast, right and so fast,
Speaker 3: and like Vegas Proper is dense because of all the stuff,
Speaker 3: but only like about like a.
Speaker 1: Million people live there. Actually when Vegas, yeah, someone lives in.
Speaker 1: I think like a social aspect of it too, because
Speaker 1: it's just like usually people go out and if you're
Speaker 1: hanging out and you're like a young adult, you're going
Speaker 1: out to a bar where you're going out and doing something,
Speaker 1: and here you need to drive, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You need to drive because everywhere is so far and
Speaker 1: so it is kind of this thing where it's it's like, well,
Speaker 1: what's even I don't know's a lot of it just
Speaker 1: kind of gets in the way, like the way it's
Speaker 1: spread out, like gets in the I feel the spread
Speaker 1: gets in the way of everything more than the density.
Speaker 1: For me personally, I don't drive so like obviously whatever,
Speaker 1: but even that, like this, the spread as and the
Speaker 1: density in the traffic. The spread combined combined with the
Speaker 1: density is the problem.
Speaker 5: I think California is very the problem this. This state's
Speaker 5: biggest problem is just simply the interactions of people.
Speaker 1: I have no problem.
Speaker 5: The traffic sucks, but it's the price of the is
Speaker 5: the price of butter, you know, Like I'm here, unfortunately,
Speaker 5: I'm going somewhere.
Speaker 1: That's an old I haven't heard that. I literally actually
Speaker 1: have never heard that. My grandmother used to say the.
Speaker 4: Price of butter.
Speaker 5: But it's like the idea is like you're gonna go,
Speaker 5: you don't have to go far, you know, to deal
Speaker 5: with those things because I cause it's it's because our
Speaker 5: friends we have we all have close friends that live
Speaker 5: in Fringing, Orange County, right, Yeah, going there and coming
Speaker 5: back are always two wildly different experiences. Sure, we're going
Speaker 5: there the broad days like this is hour and ten
Speaker 5: minute ride going back thirty five minutes that bet.
Speaker 1: I have lived, Like that's crazy. I have really good
Speaker 1: friends in Long Beach. I haven't seen them in five years.
Speaker 1: Way too far down. But it's it's but that's what's
Speaker 1: crazy about it. What's crazy about it is, though, is
Speaker 1: that it's not far down. It just is ostensibly because
Speaker 1: I want to.
Speaker 3: Go to South Central to get food because they got
Speaker 3: the best fucking best soul food obviously best like burger
Speaker 3: joints south Central.
Speaker 1: I will, but nobody knows that because you only know
Speaker 1: that if you live there. Yeah, because traveling there is
Speaker 1: fucking gay because it's like ten miles.
Speaker 3: Away, Kelly. It's ten miles away for me to go
Speaker 3: get a good ass burger, but it's fifty five minutes
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I'm not gonna drive almost.
Speaker 1: Two hours ago. I guess for me, I'll uh, I'll
Speaker 1: reach it because I think for me, I get in
Speaker 1: my own head where I'm gonna like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: would I would I go to East LA in the
Speaker 1: middle of the afternoon to record something with someone I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't want to inconvenience people, but I
Speaker 1: should just like ask people. Are there are people that
Speaker 1: I'm filling with some people soon that uh, I think
Speaker 1: would be good on podcasts, And I'm gonna like bring
Speaker 1: it try and bring it up like as naturally as
Speaker 1: I can. It also feels very gay to be like
Speaker 1: you would be.
Speaker 4: It doesn't have to it feels gay. I don't know,
Speaker 4: you're gassing yourself up to make it gay.
Speaker 3: Maybe because it's like, hey, this is it could especially
Speaker 3: our show is not some gay well it's a gay show,
Speaker 3: but you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean gay a lot in the last minute.
Speaker 3: What I mean by that is it's this this This
Speaker 3: is essentially just homies talking ships. That's all this fucking
Speaker 3: show is. Why wouldn't they want to do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You know what I'm saying, Like if my problem is, I.
Speaker 3: Know I'm really bad at making connections because I I'm
Speaker 3: just I'm a fucking hermit, Like I just I don't
Speaker 3: talk to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. If I talk to people more, I would I
Speaker 1: wouldn't even be this. I would just be like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask them. I'm kind of the same. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 4: I always hear you like, oh, I was hanging out
Speaker 4: with fucking so and so the other day just doing
Speaker 4: those I have.
Speaker 1: To actively like try to do that thing. Like it's
Speaker 1: like because I'm like, I know it would be bad
Speaker 1: if I just stayed in my apartment all the time, right,
Speaker 1: so like I actively like I have to force myself
Speaker 1: to do it. Yeah, I guess once I'm out, I'm
Speaker 1: having a good time.
Speaker 3: Because I I told you that it's always that you're
Speaker 3: like anywhere, you're like all this fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so comfortable, like sleeping.
Speaker 1: I make I.
Speaker 5: Don't talk to creators, make efforts ild just not to
Speaker 5: really interg with creators.
Speaker 4: You say what you say, you don't not really really.
Speaker 1: I feel like you connections with people all the time.
Speaker 1: If they're talking about how you talk to creators.
Speaker 5: If I know someone, like if I know when I
Speaker 5: met them in person is different. I'll speak to them
Speaker 5: like like I don't reach out to.
Speaker 4: Play games like in D and D or card games
Speaker 4: and stuff.
Speaker 5: I know people, but that's people i've met through like
Speaker 5: interactions other beings, Like I've played D and D with
Speaker 5: like meat can not I've played like magic with meat
Speaker 5: Cans like that, or like I've I've chatted D and
Speaker 5: D with like what's you called?
Speaker 3: Like some fucker even came ever came to l A.
Speaker 3: I've never know I've ever seen him in I'm sure
Speaker 3: he used to like like I don't just know but
Speaker 3: like not when we were here to like wherever the
Speaker 3: funk from.
Speaker 4: You used to live in l A.
Speaker 5: He used to Midwest, I know that. And then he
Speaker 5: moved and then and then he animated animated on it
Speaker 5: for a while. Yeah, and moved back to that way.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's smart, I think. And this is this is
Speaker 1: the one.
Speaker 4: This is the one that I think.
Speaker 1: Uh, I think.
Speaker 3: I've asked you a few times. I was like, get
Speaker 3: fucking Zach on the show. He was the first fucking
Speaker 3: he was the prototype.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's the next level of person. Now that's stupid.
Speaker 5: His friend getting in contact with stupid exact, it's pretty
Speaker 5: hard even even.
Speaker 3: All of it's not it actually literally, how okay, how
Speaker 3: many times have you done it? I've spoken to Zach
Speaker 3: maybe no, no, no, no, no, when's the last time
Speaker 3: he tried to contact him and he didn't get back
Speaker 3: to you. I've spoken to Zach and like, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: you know, listen to my I'm saying. I'm saying because
Speaker 3: I contacted maybe like two years ago. Last time I
Speaker 3: spoke five years ago, genuinely, So I started to started
Speaker 3: five months ago, my part.
Speaker 5: Five months ago.
Speaker 1: You tried.
Speaker 3: I spoke to him and he's he's working, like he's
Speaker 3: not like no, no, no, no, no, did you contact
Speaker 3: How did you contact him? Five months ago?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Messages on Twitter and what he's saying, and I don't
Speaker 5: need to know what he said back. How's like everything going?
Speaker 5: The simple conversation. He was like, dude, I'm I got
Speaker 5: stuff for the work on that's.
Speaker 4: What That's what he said. Yeah, but no, you said
Speaker 4: how's life.
Speaker 5: We would just we were just chatting ship and I
Speaker 5: was like, man, I haven't seen you in a while.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 5: He's like, yeah, I got a lot of stuff on
Speaker 5: my play right now.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, that's fine. Like it's that is a very
Speaker 1: normal thing. A lot of people have a lot of
Speaker 1: things and a lot of projects and then you ask them,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, let me see you if I can make
Speaker 1: some time in my schedule. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's like it's literally that simple.
Speaker 1: I think I would rather ask him that question when
Speaker 1: I see him in person again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, I mean that's that's agreeable.
Speaker 1: That's kind of the thing for me is like I
Speaker 1: don't want to like just bring that up to anybody,
Speaker 1: like on a text. I don't see it like that
Speaker 1: that I know, but I want to like I know
Speaker 1: what you mean. I know what you like.
Speaker 3: It's in person that it's easier, it's better. But also,
Speaker 3: if they're your friend, it shouldn't be a big deal.
Speaker 4: That's the whole thing.
Speaker 3: If there are they if to me, it's like, if
Speaker 3: they're not your friend, then it might be weird. But
Speaker 3: like if you guys are like, oh, we're homies, it
Speaker 3: shouldn't you shouldn't be It shouldn't be weird to hit
Speaker 3: up your friend about anything.
Speaker 1: Right, But adult friends are I don't know. No, they're not.
Speaker 1: I think they are. No, they're not.
Speaker 3: If they're your friend, it's me. There's an acquaintance and
Speaker 3: there's friends. If he's an acquaintance, I understand.
Speaker 1: Sure. If he's your.
Speaker 3: Friend, literally you should be like, brother, I'm in trouble,
Speaker 3: Like it should be like that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: There's been a friend and a queens. I got Lyle on, well,
Speaker 1: so like I'm trying like listen in respect, I got
Speaker 1: lie on and he pretended to get on. So like,
Speaker 1: I got your last two guests on, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? The literally got our last two guests on,
Speaker 1: and you know more of them don't come for me.
Speaker 1: But who's the last guess you got. I'm the one
Speaker 1: that got on.
Speaker 5: Freaking what you call it?
Speaker 1: What you call it? Yeah, what you call it? A
Speaker 1: good one? That movie sucks. It was me that did that.
Speaker 1: That was five years ago. What did you get before,
Speaker 1: like a couple of weeks ago. I'm the one that
Speaker 1: also asked me to come on the previous time when
Speaker 1: he came on here ridiculous. And I'm the one that
Speaker 1: messaged me king to come on here too. Actually also,
Speaker 1: all right, congratulations, that was five years ago. This this
Speaker 1: dick munching bitch over here is coming from me. It
Speaker 1: was five years ago. Case did A lot's changed since then?
Speaker 4: A lot has changed?
Speaker 3: I think like all the people, I think she would
Speaker 3: just let's just if you look at comedians for to
Speaker 3: be like comedians podcasts on average, they just recycle their
Speaker 3: friends over and.
Speaker 1: Over, yeah, over and over and over and over.
Speaker 5: And this this is where my this is where argument
Speaker 5: comes from. I understand what you mean, because it should
Speaker 5: be simply as asking them we do know these movie
Speaker 5: I guess like, hey, you want to swing by, and
Speaker 5: that's something want to come over And it's probably really
Speaker 5: not that big.
Speaker 1: Of a deal.
Speaker 5: The problem comes from the idea that a lot of
Speaker 5: our friends that are creators that would also be the
Speaker 5: best on here, that would come on here. They have
Speaker 5: active things they're doing all the time too, so it
Speaker 5: feels like you're pulling them from their things. Like I'd
Speaker 5: love to have Mike on. I would love to have
Speaker 5: Mike on here. I think he'd be a perfect fit
Speaker 5: for the podcast. But for me, I know that Mick
Speaker 5: is often working on his passion projects, so I don't
Speaker 5: want to interrupt them for his project projects that come
Speaker 5: do this well.
Speaker 4: Let me let me tell you.
Speaker 1: So there's something wrong with let me count on that
Speaker 1: real quick.
Speaker 3: So Mick and I felt I felt bad because I
Speaker 3: do this to everybody, literally everybody, So I I want
Speaker 3: you but understand that I'm just I'm just lazy. And
Speaker 3: that's more of a This job has made me much
Speaker 3: more of an introvert, which I never used to be.
Speaker 3: So make less time of time, like hey man, like
Speaker 3: come over, Like come over, Lyle, same thing, come over,
Speaker 3: let's jam and like I've jammed with Lyle twice in
Speaker 3: the past like six years.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But it's just me.
Speaker 3: There's time. They want to hang out. I see the
Speaker 3: thing is and the only and I feel bad that
Speaker 3: I'm not hitting them up to hang out. But that's
Speaker 3: it's like it's a personal thing.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 3: I don't want them to think that, like I don't
Speaker 3: want to know some people are like, oh I didn't
Speaker 3: want you know, like like it's fucked up. Like some
Speaker 3: people kind of think that, like you offer and then
Speaker 3: they never hit you up. They might think that like, oh,
Speaker 3: like this person probably doesn't like care about me or something.
Speaker 5: I don't want that to where it's like these are
Speaker 5: my friends. They're probably doing adult ship. We're doing our podcast.
Speaker 5: That's a fucking though. It is though it pays our bills.
Speaker 5: It's like this is like a less a less intensive thing.
Speaker 1: Feel I understand.
Speaker 3: I understand, like think of a self defrecating artist like
Speaker 3: thing that's happening right now. It feels like to me
Speaker 3: when I feel like I look at it, I want
Speaker 3: to give you a great example when when when you
Speaker 3: brought on Jalen and Jalen seemed excited to do the
Speaker 3: credits and you're like, I don't want to bore you
Speaker 3: with that shit.
Speaker 1: No, you guys missed it. He wanted to do it
Speaker 1: and was a little bit bummed they didn't do it.
Speaker 3: And I feel like that's the same thing that's happening
Speaker 3: with this that I think your guys's homies would actually
Speaker 3: love to hang out.
Speaker 1: And be like this will be fun and you're like, no,
Speaker 1: this is gay.
Speaker 3: And I kind of understand that self deprecating thing, but
Speaker 3: I really feel like, first of all, I just don't
Speaker 3: see any downside, especially asking like I did a Jonathan Young.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: I don't remember how long ago it was, but I
Speaker 3: was asking him if you wanted to be on something
Speaker 3: I was doing and he was like, oh.
Speaker 1: Fucking swamp bro. And I was like, oh no, bro.
Speaker 1: And it was just as simple as that.
Speaker 4: There was no harm in asking. It was just that's it.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like oh fuck, oh fuck, I can never
Speaker 4: face him again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And he's like little wow for John change changed,
Speaker 1: you changed America? Great a girl.
Speaker 5: Just you know, you know, you know they tried, they
Speaker 5: tied him already, you know, they they definitely like I
Speaker 5: saw him definitely like hey, why don't you make this
Speaker 5: kind of stuff? And he's like I saw him swatted
Speaker 5: like he's like hey, like, oh, why are you making
Speaker 5: a political like He's like, what the fun Like he
Speaker 5: was making some you know, he was doing his thing,
Speaker 5: and some some retards were trying to be like, I
Speaker 5: don't really agree with this message.
Speaker 3: Why are you making political? You know how it is
Speaker 3: it's not that they don't care that you're making political stuff.
Speaker 3: It's that you're not making the hype of political stuff
Speaker 3: that I like. And so of a sudden it's it's
Speaker 3: like the same thing rage against the Machine. Oh, rage
Speaker 3: has gone political. I'm like, what the fuck are you
Speaker 3: saying about fucking grabbing brown people off the street and
Speaker 3: throwing him in fucking prison in Florida.
Speaker 1: They'd be like, this guy's like this is a legend.
Speaker 1: I love this dude. Fuck yeah, man and the dragon
Speaker 1: Balls opening. We got to get better at it. I'm
Speaker 1: in the process of like still trying to like, uh,
Speaker 1: I've written so much ship right now, and I think
Speaker 1: I'm I'm trying to film something this weekend with with
Speaker 1: some people. Yeah, and I'll try and bring it up,
Speaker 1: just throw an open invite there. But I think it
Speaker 1: was a lot easier to do this kind of thing
Speaker 1: when I was like filming regularly and like doing more
Speaker 1: content stuff, because I would have a reason to reach out, like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you you want to come help me film this
Speaker 1: dumb bit? I don't really, it's just this show now
Speaker 1: and sacred, so like I'm inside playing video games for
Speaker 1: the show or just like doing this, so like I'm
Speaker 1: not as out and about as I used to be.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to get it completely understood people.
Speaker 1: I'm a me. I feel like moving, Uh, because I'm
Speaker 1: moving to Orange County in two days. Yeah. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's gonna be good for me because it's gonna
Speaker 1: make me less lazy. Do you think so? Yes?
Speaker 3: Because first of all, I'm gonna have to drive. I
Speaker 3: have to drive fair ye to come here to film.
Speaker 1: I have to do it.
Speaker 3: It's also I used to be very creative and when
Speaker 3: I would drive, I would do because I'm like, if
Speaker 3: I'm driving, I might as well try to make stuff.
Speaker 3: So I would usually like, right in my head, it's
Speaker 3: gonna make me do more, it's gonna make me feel better.
Speaker 1: And also is it ready a head just thinking? Huh?
Speaker 1: Is it ready ahead just thinking?
Speaker 3: Or is it well, it's well, it's yes, but but
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about what you tend to using using a brain,
Speaker 3: piece of paper and that fucking voice recorder, you bitch,
Speaker 3: like I have this recording, I have so many notes that.
Speaker 1: Sound like insane gibberish because a lot of times it's melodies.
Speaker 4: And stuff like if.
Speaker 1: I always have so many I have so many of those.
Speaker 1: I always think about, like it if we, like if
Speaker 1: we died and then someone was like going through your phone,
Speaker 1: like the fuck is this gallery yours?
Speaker 5: Yours would be like, oh, this is a bunch of
Speaker 5: weird fucking melodies. Me'd be like this is Oh this
Speaker 5: guy is a terrorist. Guy is a terrorist.
Speaker 1: The entire time we didn't know he was insane. It
Speaker 1: wouldn't be that bad.
Speaker 5: It'd be like, look it, I I would reckon twenty
Speaker 5: twenty two. Me would be like the worst version of
Speaker 5: me to be like, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I recommend you putting uh, you know you can do
Speaker 3: hidden files. I would recommend you hidden full.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't think that can porn and a ton of
Speaker 3: fucking really, actually you don't porn. You don't say point,
Speaker 3: I don't. There's no once upon a time you should.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying for the like, say if it's I
Speaker 1: think about, like, say when I moved in here. When
Speaker 1: I moved into this apartment, I did, yeah, okay, because
Speaker 1: my internet was so unreliable.
Speaker 5: I think you, I think you actually should save porn
Speaker 5: to a degree. But at the same time, it's like
Speaker 5: if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're in a
Speaker 5: space where you're not looking at wild ship, then it's
Speaker 5: just you're gonna find it again. But like at the
Speaker 5: same time, like if you if it's a really important
Speaker 5: point at that part is really important, really it is
Speaker 5: important important porn.
Speaker 1: What do you say that? But like there there's like
Speaker 1: there's so important to There's at least three videos from
Speaker 1: my past, and I'm like, I'm sad, I don't know
Speaker 1: how to find those.
Speaker 5: You shouldn't be doing it too often, conversation, like become
Speaker 5: a chronicler. You can't become a poor chronicler. That's bad.
Speaker 5: That's the that's bad news. That's the darkest version of yourself.
Speaker 5: If you if you go in your room and you
Speaker 5: like look at terribikes, like the.
Speaker 1: Shear, the sheer carelessness by which you just move that
Speaker 1: mic around and just avoided it at all costs. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's in the way this bikes in the way of
Speaker 1: my bit that's crazy. What you just damn man, so
Speaker 1: like you gotta you can't have you can't have terror
Speaker 1: bites of pork. That's too I don't even say can't.
Speaker 1: You can't even you can't do it. That's that's too much.
Speaker 1: You can't do anything with that.
Speaker 4: You can't go through your.
Speaker 5: Terribi chronicler at that moment, even if you're a counselor
Speaker 5: and the people like them are necessary, don't need, but you.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't be that.
Speaker 3: I don't think no, I just feel like because at
Speaker 3: the end of the day, unfortunately when it comes, because
Speaker 3: it's it's just people fucking sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah to you, there's no there's no art sport to
Speaker 1: you me, not really either also, but there needs to be.
Speaker 1: It's art.
Speaker 4: It's art, Yeah, it's it is art. It's not, but
Speaker 4: it's it's would be cool.
Speaker 1: You're all be in the Library of Congress, all of it,
Speaker 1: all of them, all of it, no matter what it
Speaker 1: was that bill. I forgot what it's called. To me,
Speaker 1: there's certain the children build whatever it's called. I don't
Speaker 1: know what that new.
Speaker 5: It's something about like something skating or something that's passing.
Speaker 5: It's it's like almost going through in fucking Britain, but
Speaker 5: now they're trying to finish it over.
Speaker 1: Here, and it's like they're trying to they're trying to bandpoint.
Speaker 5: You've got you got to actually verify your aide straight up.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel about that, Honestly, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 5: It's a good idea that I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. The problem is hugely bad ideas like people
Speaker 1: have into the systems. That's my only problem with I
Speaker 1: do think. I do think the porn environment now is
Speaker 1: significantly worse than it was when we were even when
Speaker 1: we were in high school when it was still kind
Speaker 1: of bad.
Speaker 5: I think it's more rampant now.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't go as far to say the word worse.
Speaker 1: I think it's worse.
Speaker 5: I think it's more rampant. I think it's just like
Speaker 5: it's more everywhere.
Speaker 1: Well, that's kind of I think that's not worse.
Speaker 5: And that should accommodate us. I think it should have
Speaker 5: commoded us, being like, we gotta get better at our education.
Speaker 1: Why do you why do you disagree with me? To
Speaker 1: agree with me?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: Wouldn't say worse? It like you would say more rampant, more.
Speaker 5: Rampant, but not because it's it's still just because porn
Speaker 5: has gotten way more soft core. The stuff that people
Speaker 5: are putt on the only fans is not exactly the
Speaker 5: most hardcore PORNOMICI people are going to be seeing there
Speaker 5: in like their younger lives.
Speaker 3: I don't think stuff is, you know, And I don't
Speaker 3: know if this is hardcore part it's not necessarily the problem.
Speaker 1: It's not not that.
Speaker 4: But over the consumption.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, there is objectively, well here here's here's
Speaker 1: the issue, right. The issue ultimately is that it's so
Speaker 1: accessible and like I feel like you you used to
Speaker 1: have to kind of go out of your way to
Speaker 1: see it, you know. I remember that. I remember like
Speaker 1: you had to go find porn, and now it kind
Speaker 1: of feels like it goes it tries to find you.
Speaker 1: Sure it is, And I can imagine being like in
Speaker 1: high school or like whatever, even junior high, where like
Speaker 1: you're probably on apps that you shouldn't be, but like
Speaker 1: we're so accustomed to these apps that we don't even
Speaker 1: really see a big deal about it. And it's kind
Speaker 1: of crazy that you would just stumble across that and
Speaker 1: then also the fact that, like it is truly crazy,
Speaker 1: how many times, like how many times out of ten
Speaker 1: you would see a woman on the internet and they
Speaker 1: will have it like they will have an only fans
Speaker 1: or something, and it's just like, damn, there's just like
Speaker 1: all this. If anybody that I want to see naked,
Speaker 1: I can at a moment's notice. Yeah, it's kind of nuts,
Speaker 1: but I think that would have broke my brain if
Speaker 1: this environment was here when I was in high school,
Speaker 1: I would have been fucked. Yeah that when I was
Speaker 1: a kid, for sure.
Speaker 3: That was I still have like a fleeting thought of
Speaker 3: because when I was a kid, I always loved the
Speaker 3: idea was like, oh man, I wish it's almosts It
Speaker 3: was almost not even sexual. It was more of like curiousness,
Speaker 3: like what does she look like naked?
Speaker 1: Kind of a thing.
Speaker 3: Sure, Like it was like that, and there's still that fleet.
Speaker 3: I still have that fleeting thing because it's not about sexual,
Speaker 3: it's just more of it.
Speaker 1: You're literally just curiosity.
Speaker 3: It's curiosity and I'm like, oh, like I wonder like
Speaker 3: what's what's what's what's hiding in there?
Speaker 1: You know? And then maybe maybe maybe there's a scar
Speaker 1: that's shaped like, uh, what's it? What's that guy from
Speaker 1: Total Recall little stomach person something? Yeah, yeah, yeah that
Speaker 1: that fucking the dude.
Speaker 4: That's so gross.
Speaker 1: But you never know something like surgery scars, stuff like
Speaker 1: that shape of the Bible. I think about that about
Speaker 1: Trump all the time, Like I was like, I wonder
Speaker 1: where the colostomy bag is.
Speaker 3: That type of stuff, because it's not even just it's
Speaker 3: not just it's not even just like beautiful people. It's
Speaker 3: just like sometimes people have like, well, what's heightened? Like
Speaker 3: it's just like Ralph, Well, I mean have you seen
Speaker 3: I've seen I haven't seen. I've seen Shirtley see than
Speaker 3: Ralph that's what you want to see. Well, I've we've
Speaker 3: I've also seen his little tiny penis dude, because he
Speaker 3: released that. I remember that and people like isolated his
Speaker 3: gun and then it.
Speaker 1: Was like other videos. That was a great, great minute
Speaker 1: on the But I just feel like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not a porn band person necessarily, and I don't
Speaker 1: I ultimately don't think it'll work, and I actually think
Speaker 1: it'll probably send people to way shadier place, probably way worse.
Speaker 1: But I also feel like what's happening now isn't necessarily
Speaker 1: the best thing. I think you better education, man, I
Speaker 1: think that's I think that. I don't think education is
Speaker 1: gonna help that.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 1: Why because I just I don't. There's a because what
Speaker 1: is education going to.
Speaker 5: Do inform people about healthy sexual consumption?
Speaker 1: That's it? You can? You can? You can? You can?
Speaker 1: You can do that as an adult. Maybe. Unfortunately, I
Speaker 1: don't think who thirteen year old has willpower.
Speaker 5: I think the thirteen year old probably doesn't.
Speaker 1: But I think they will if their parents guide them.
Speaker 3: But exactly, people, no, people need it, just like the
Speaker 3: kids that play because you look, a kid doesn't necessarily
Speaker 3: want to be working out hard, like the way that
Speaker 3: their parents are grooming them to be like a great athlete.
Speaker 3: If the kid chose they just want the ice cream,
Speaker 3: play video games, right, But the parents intervening, being like,
Speaker 3: you could be great, you could be one of the
Speaker 3: best in the world. That drives them to stick to
Speaker 3: this thing that I never would want. No kid wants
Speaker 3: to do that.
Speaker 1: You could be the best mooner in the world that
Speaker 1: you put yourn. It's it's both like that.
Speaker 3: But so I feel like if you sit your kid
Speaker 3: down in the same way we're talking about the my
Speaker 3: mom making sure that I wasn't wanting to be inspired
Speaker 3: and join like a gang or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 1: She was just testing the water sure in the same vein.
Speaker 3: It's like, hey, son, I understand you know whatever they're
Speaker 3: gonna call it now beause it's probably not gonna be
Speaker 3: called gooning in ten years. But it's like whatever it
Speaker 3: is now, flobbing or whatever, like a son.
Speaker 4: I know, I know your son. I used to be
Speaker 4: a kid. I know you're flobbing like crazy.
Speaker 1: You. I just need you to pay your pace you
Speaker 1: so I know you're clumbing. I know you're clumbing. I
Speaker 1: think simply in education, I think it is between the
Speaker 1: parent the children. I don't think it would make it.
Speaker 1: I don't think I don't think it would make them.
Speaker 1: I don't think it would have no effect. I just think,
Speaker 1: like I think it's a very powerful kind because that's
Speaker 1: just that that tunes into the core like human party,
Speaker 1: like the raw part of your brain. It's like naked
Speaker 1: like point you know what I mean, Like that's not
Speaker 1: a v But that's.
Speaker 5: Because of the fact that a lot of those things
Speaker 5: that happened, we can't we did not be able to
Speaker 5: expect that to our parents that kind of stuff. We
Speaker 5: didn't have the ability to talk about it to them
Speaker 5: and have a healthy association with maybe no, yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 5: It wasn't like a like, oh, we could wed sea
Speaker 5: porn and formed like, hey, Grandma, I saw this woman
Speaker 5: shove a fucking root beer cannupper pussy and I was
Speaker 5: I was damn there, perplexed. You know, we can't do
Speaker 5: that with our parents. So it lead us to go
Speaker 5: looking for shit online that we shouldn't be because we're
Speaker 5: know what we're navigating.
Speaker 1: Oh I did.
Speaker 3: I never mention that my mom questioned me about some
Speaker 3: of the weird ship that I was looking up because
Speaker 3: so my mom's my mom's partner.
Speaker 1: She thought I was watching cartoon porn.
Speaker 3: I was watching fucking Sea Lab twenty twenty one, you know,
Speaker 3: probably because it said adult swim on the little thing.
Speaker 4: And she was probably like.
Speaker 3: That's awesome, yeah, And I was like, I didn't know
Speaker 3: because I'm watching it's the fucking We're in the den.
Speaker 3: There were the family computers in the den. Why would
Speaker 3: I be watching it like it's fucking the middle.
Speaker 1: Of the day, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: So she didn't tell me anything.
Speaker 1: Fucking the family computer is crazy, right, That is.
Speaker 3: A she didn't she didn't say nothing. I told my mom, my,
Speaker 3: mom my, mom fucking goes that. So she asked for
Speaker 3: she asked for she goes on the family computer. She
Speaker 3: asked for my fucking password. I remember my password was
Speaker 3: Taco King at the time. So I gave her the password,
Speaker 3: and then she started looking up my history and she
Speaker 3: was like, I was on a steak and cheese and rotten,
Speaker 3: you know, because that was just dumb bullshit to me.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like, oh it was hot. It was just shocking, right,
Speaker 4: And so I.
Speaker 3: Had to explain to her that I'm not some sex
Speaker 3: weirdo because I remember one vividly that she saw was
Speaker 3: a candle dripping on a pussy, you know, like it
Speaker 3: was burning, it was lit. It was embarrassing. But I
Speaker 3: assured her, and she believed me, like we had a
Speaker 3: relationship was good enough to where I was always as
Speaker 3: showing her them like these these are like shock jock websites.
Speaker 3: This is not like anyone who's spanking to them. I
Speaker 3: don't know, I don't know anyone that.
Speaker 1: Like my grandmother would have sent me away if I
Speaker 1: would have saw because she didn't, you know, she was
Speaker 1: still older. She's like, what are you doing? I'm like Grandma.
Speaker 4: I my grandma would have freaked out.
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever got caught looking at anything.
Speaker 1: It's not I didn't get caught. That's funny framed in
Speaker 1: somewhere kind of definitely.
Speaker 5: I don't think I got caught. But I think it's
Speaker 5: just like the idea, like I can't explain that to her.
Speaker 5: She's not from here in the first place. She's not
Speaker 5: from barely this century.
Speaker 1: You know, to be able to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no way. My mom she understood.
Speaker 3: It was the same thing with the ship that I
Speaker 3: was listening to slipnot or whatever, the same principle of
Speaker 3: just assuring her that I'm not some weird damage kid
Speaker 3: that that hates life and stuff that I was actually like,
Speaker 3: but what would.
Speaker 1: Have been fine?
Speaker 5: Is that A conversation like that, that's see, that's the
Speaker 5: help of conversation with your parent has with you. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and it's fine, and you're like, I'll move on with this.
Speaker 5: Our parents is because our parents didn't have with their parents,
Speaker 5: and from their parents, they wouldn't they wouldn't have those conversations.
Speaker 5: I think genuinely attentiveness will change a lot of.
Speaker 1: Shif for people. I know. I can't disagree with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like we have we have a great opportunity,
Speaker 3: like if we ever have kids, to do it in
Speaker 3: a way that makes sense, where we just have a
Speaker 3: good relationship with our kids, not.
Speaker 1: Gonna be gonna do it worse.
Speaker 3: It should be like an eighteen hundred fucking parent that
Speaker 3: gives your kid whiskey when it's.
Speaker 1: In the mind that.
Speaker 5: I told definitely stories about that.
Speaker 1: But I feel like I definitely would do that act.
Speaker 4: You would give them whiskey.
Speaker 1: I mean it works, I mean it works. I've seen
Speaker 1: it work. I've seen fine. I would rather not I'm
Speaker 1: sure you're not whiskey maybe like a like a I
Speaker 1: think just like if.
Speaker 4: Perfect perfect or could I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think people just I think people are too scared
Speaker 5: to be feel awkward and instead of like well, also, education,
Speaker 5: education is just there ever since we started going to
Speaker 5: at least education is taking a wild belly flop in
Speaker 5: this country.
Speaker 1: I feel like sexist and so that shameful anymore for us.
Speaker 4: So I feel like it shouldn't be that's like moving forward.
Speaker 4: It should be infinitely easier.
Speaker 3: That's why I don't I'm picturing the scenario because I
Speaker 3: can still get embarrassed picturing certain things, or even feel
Speaker 3: frightened picturing some scenarios, like oh, skydiving, I picture it,
Speaker 3: I'm like, god, it seems kind of scary, right in
Speaker 3: the same way, I'm picturing myself confronting a kid, my
Speaker 3: kid about porn and bullshit, like I don't care, because
Speaker 3: I'm more of like I'm so, I don't feel as
Speaker 3: bothered by that premise as I did imagining it happening
Speaker 3: to me as a as.
Speaker 1: A kid, right right exactly, I would just have to
Speaker 1: not laugh.
Speaker 5: That's a problem because you can't shame them. But I like,
Speaker 5: probably I couldn't imagine not laughing.
Speaker 3: I'm a little teasing if I if I if I
Speaker 3: especially caught them because pretzeled up like watching something, I'm like, yo,
Speaker 3: what do you mean?
Speaker 4: You know exactly what I mean?
Speaker 1: This niggas they're doing.
Speaker 4: I don't know what the kid is gonna be doing.
Speaker 1: I mean like his me is folding over his shoulder.
Speaker 3: He's doing some crazy ship. I'm like, none, you gotta
Speaker 3: slow down, because from here, where does it go?
Speaker 1: From here? Son, where does it go from here? Only
Speaker 1: eleven years old.
Speaker 3: This is the end of This is end of book two.
Speaker 3: You can't go into book three yet. Wait till you're
Speaker 3: like twenty then then start worrying about book three and four.
Speaker 3: Don't do that right now.
Speaker 5: Awesome, I think it'll be. I think it's I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think it's it's simple. I think the problem is
Speaker 5: that we hold on to like loud, dumb viisions and
Speaker 5: we won't let go of them.
Speaker 1: So it's like, all right, whatever, whatever, go get into
Speaker 1: the porn loser ya try not samit. Though I.
Speaker 3: Don't know how I didn't like I guess I think
Speaker 3: I just I think I just got lucky, you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, Because there was a point I remember,
Speaker 3: being thirteen seventh grade, was that was a glorious of
Speaker 3: the Internet got a little faster.
Speaker 1: But uh, I think maybe I just was satisfied. I
Speaker 1: hit a point where it was satisfactory and it wasn't
Speaker 1: like it's not enough, it's not enough.
Speaker 4: I just think I got lucky.
Speaker 5: From from from like maybe fifteen to like maybe twenty one,
Speaker 5: I was absolutely porn addicted.
Speaker 1: I was fifteen to twenty one. I was to me.
Speaker 5: It was just it was like and then and then
Speaker 5: twenty two when my brain started calming down. But I
Speaker 5: was pointed while getting busy, so I was, I was,
Speaker 5: really that's.
Speaker 1: The thing that I like, I never really remember. I
Speaker 1: was the same. I think it wasn't really not I
Speaker 1: never I just don't.
Speaker 3: I just feel like I say, I got lucky because
Speaker 3: I know that's not the I don't think that's the
Speaker 3: average experience for somebody who would have at that moment
Speaker 3: that consumed as much porn as I did.
Speaker 1: And when I was like thirteen, like I had this
Speaker 1: like m P four.
Speaker 3: Disc Yeah, like compilation of like the best hits, all
Speaker 3: this sorority shit and some fucking chicken the sorority that
Speaker 3: had like this little mouse thing where she's just on
Speaker 3: her bean and she's scoring everything.
Speaker 1: And I was just like this rule.
Speaker 3: Bro the hardwood floor. It was probably vinyl, but it
Speaker 3: was just fucking it was when you see that when
Speaker 3: you're thirteen, you're like, they could do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's a shocking. It's a shocking relation. That's
Speaker 1: how I found CYTHEREA yeah, I think I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: that's something that like, uh, you gotta. You gotta stay
Speaker 1: on top of that if you're pointed God, or if
Speaker 1: you've ever been, because like that's something that that could
Speaker 1: easily right. I feel it sometimes, Like sometimes I'm scrolling
Speaker 1: through and I'm like, Jesus Christ, I can't get away
Speaker 1: from this ship. Every once in a while, there's hate
Speaker 1: that hip not where it's unless it shouldn't be that.
Speaker 1: It's just like in and I really want to I
Speaker 1: really want to not see that stuff. I feel you,
Speaker 1: because that fucks me up. I can't do. I feel
Speaker 1: like my drive is unusually high already it's been a
Speaker 1: problem from my entire fucking life, so like I need
Speaker 1: to stay away from that.
Speaker 5: And I did know Instagram purge. I did a purge
Speaker 5: on my Instagram. My fucking Twitter, I did a purge,
Speaker 5: and I was just like, I cannot have this.
Speaker 1: My Instagram is good right now. Usually I hope when
Speaker 1: I'm not engaging with Instagram. So I've been engaging a
Speaker 1: lot because of that within the end parody like oh yeah,
Speaker 1: blowing up.
Speaker 3: So now I've been checking in, I've engaging with people,
Speaker 3: and it's fine. It's actually like fine, it's pretty normal.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of like fucking iggy pop looks so gross.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but like it's pretty normal. But when I
Speaker 3: stop engaging, it's the most sluddiest ship because they're trying
Speaker 3: to pull me in.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: And every once in a while, I'm like my Instagram,
Speaker 4: my Instagram, my.
Speaker 5: Instagram Explorer is lost, Like I don't like you gotta
Speaker 5: you gotta go do a mass you gotta do a
Speaker 5: mass exodus. Man, it's unfortunate.
Speaker 1: But it's like, what do you do?
Speaker 5: What do you I simply just I fast grow through
Speaker 5: ship and then when it's just like interested, I click
Speaker 5: it again.
Speaker 1: I cann it.
Speaker 5: I'm like, all right, cool, because I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't like doing that because then I have to
Speaker 1: interact with it. Still interacting, I have to open it.
Speaker 1: And then that that like that's do you hit the
Speaker 1: snooze button?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 3: There's like a recommend how they recommend you reels. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you have every thirty days you have to hit the
Speaker 3: snooze button.
Speaker 1: They won't let you turn it off, so it recommends
Speaker 1: you reels people the pages that you're not following. So
Speaker 1: I hate that.
Speaker 4: I fucking I want to follow what I want.
Speaker 3: I know they have a new section they were literally
Speaker 3: required by law to do this, to put in now
Speaker 3: they put it now it's in the follow section, right.
Speaker 5: You're only following.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's just a regular timeline.
Speaker 1: That is what it used to be.
Speaker 3: Now it's for you, for you, the the the default
Speaker 3: is now recommending a bunch of shit that you don't follow.
Speaker 3: To me, the default used to be who you follow,
Speaker 3: and it's in chronological order. They did not want to
Speaker 3: do that, but they were literally required to do it
Speaker 3: because they're like, this doesn't get people as addicted, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's why I like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesus that you know what that section right? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I always forget that that's even there. Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: They hit it in that way, instead of making it
Speaker 1: like an obvious how it's like for you following how
Speaker 1: it's like it's a little more like it to Twitter
Speaker 1: like that right oh yeah, yeah, it's everything. But it's
Speaker 1: always default afore you now, because that's what engages you more.
Speaker 1: It gets you more upsetting stuff. That shift, i think
Speaker 1: is if there's any singular shift in anything totally, that's
Speaker 1: probably one of the more seismic wee that's easily.
Speaker 3: Top five like, I think the two important shifts, and
Speaker 3: I think the two biggest is the post the post
Speaker 3: nine to eleven news stream probably, and then it's just
Speaker 3: this the idea of rage, rage engagement or beating engagement.
Speaker 1: Those are the two.
Speaker 5: Those are the two like biggest, like at least that
Speaker 5: I've lived through. I think those are fucking crazy because
Speaker 5: if you watch it, if you watch a news.
Speaker 1: Prompt pre like from the eighties opposed.
Speaker 3: To just like twenty twenty now two thousand and like three,
Speaker 3: it is strikingly different, and it's like, what happened?
Speaker 1: It is the news?
Speaker 5: Yeah, fucking creepy dude.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Sandport, it we only answered one question? Did we
Speaker 1: even answer it? We're done now, can I It wasn't
Speaker 1: even a question. Oh the answer is yes, we'll get
Speaker 1: guessed whatever. We gotta get it least. I don't love you,
Speaker 1: but good night. I wish you well though. Damn Samdport bitches,
Speaker 1: let me get a chip. Oh yeah no, yeah, oh no,
Speaker 1: they went, that's a good chip. It's stupid good.
Speaker 4: It pisses me off.
Speaker 1: It's unreasonably good, man, it's a good that's a good
Speaker 1: ass chip. Yeah, sat even as greasy as like normal.
Speaker 1: They're not even That's that's the biggest thing for me.
Speaker 1: I usually don't funk with the I like, I like
Speaker 1: baked Tado chips now because they're way yeah yeah baked.
Speaker 1: I think I had baked Laze recently and I was like, yo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there there, I like them. I get the I
Speaker 3: get a sour tream, sour cream and chatter baked ones.
Speaker 3: These don't have nearly as much oil in them.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why what did they?
Speaker 4: They just they got it. They just got this one
Speaker 4: down right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. I might go and buy a bunch
Speaker 1: of those. Honestly, sampord bich Is already says, hello, three
Speaker 1: beautiful men who I listened to while delivering packages across Australia. Nice. Nice,
Speaker 1: What do you What would you do if you found
Speaker 1: out you had a laying lay in font ter tery
Speaker 1: blaze project. I can't. I can't do French at all.
Speaker 1: Uh dune to you without you knowing? Like there was
Speaker 1: a liquid Chris. First of all, there's already a liquid Chris.
Speaker 1: But there's a liquid Qriis Chris a solid screen and
Speaker 1: a solid as Derek running around causing mischief with your face.
Speaker 5: There's an evil me? Or what if you're the evil one?
Speaker 1: I feel like I would have to stream all the
Speaker 1: time just to prove that it's not me, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I guess it was just like, look
Speaker 1: I was streaming when this shooting went down at the
Speaker 1: fucking Washington Monument. That wasn't me, that was liquid Chris.
Speaker 5: I would just I would just wait until like something
Speaker 5: would happen while I'm already in karstraighted, like I'd got
Speaker 5: about self detained, and then like someone's gonna hap while
Speaker 5: I'm InCAR swot, I'm like I'm here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well what if what if it's like they're just
Speaker 1: like I got out of my system and then they
Speaker 1: and then and they slip into your life? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that'd be fucking that would be absolutely the worst one.
Speaker 1: That's all. It was the word. Its like, but I'm
Speaker 1: the evil? Didn't you be self aware? Unless are they're
Speaker 1: an upstanding citizen? Is that what you're talking about? Like
Speaker 1: you're the twin evil? You're the terrible infant? Oh ship, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, well interesting.
Speaker 3: That would be I mean that might be if it's
Speaker 3: like a difference of this person is it always goes
Speaker 3: to church, they always donating to charity. You know, they're
Speaker 3: like they're always helping out the community, going to every
Speaker 3: single city council meetle meeting and then the parent teacher conferences.
Speaker 3: They're doing all the stuff that you should be doing.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, there's just me that like donates like
Speaker 3: maybe three times a year. Back I'm like, all right,
Speaker 3: that's good. I feel like I've been redeemed.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's more than most people.
Speaker 1: People don't donate.
Speaker 5: Every month, you know, every month to what to everything
Speaker 5: going on in Gaza, everything going on in Gaza, everything.
Speaker 1: That's going on in the Congo as well.
Speaker 3: To be honest, man, there's a few that I'm I'm
Speaker 3: just because I'm just like, damn, I'm trying to figure
Speaker 3: out the getting Well, it's because they're getting stopped, that's
Speaker 3: the problem.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: I'm having an issue with that. So because my go
Speaker 4: to Doctors without.
Speaker 3: Borders, that was my that was my go to thing
Speaker 3: even that, and I was kind of like trying to
Speaker 3: look into them like how's how's everything going? Guys like
Speaker 3: are you because I'm just like I feel like you
Speaker 3: hear doctors down there, They're like, oh, I'm trying to
Speaker 3: give baby formula to the kids and we're like no, They're.
Speaker 1: Like ye, and then they set it on fire.
Speaker 3: Doctors are treating fucking moms that were just trying to
Speaker 3: like fucking just feed their kids, and they're getting.
Speaker 5: Shot and then they're parading their their little children clothes
Speaker 5: all over and you like, oh man, what a wonderful
Speaker 5: Jewish control, What a wonderful to step in.
Speaker 1: Front of this, Just step in front of this photon
Speaker 1: cannon to get your get your baby for me. It's
Speaker 1: like they gotta gotta They have like a just like
Speaker 1: crazy and how crazy that is. Photon doesn't have mass,
Speaker 1: so that means they made something new. That big ass
Speaker 1: fucking iron man. I love that. It calls it and
Speaker 1: then it phases a cable with the or cable has
Speaker 1: like the cable vi a big viper beam. It goes like,
Speaker 1: it's like I love that viper viper vipers crazy.
Speaker 5: I think cables is technically more ridiculous because cable reaches
Speaker 5: back and then it's just there, puts his hand up
Speaker 5: and you see some something's happening that it shows up.
Speaker 1: It shows up. It's better, it's it's better, but but
Speaker 1: it still phases in. It's still insane. Has in his
Speaker 1: back is in his back pocket. Yea switches out. He
Speaker 1: tells you to do your job. It pisses me off.
Speaker 1: Do your job.
Speaker 3: I love Cables so much. Such he's such an edgy
Speaker 3: bitch ass nigga, but I love him so much.
Speaker 1: He's so thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the thing about a lot of Suscle six seven,
Speaker 5: the Monster.
Speaker 1: The think about a lot of charities though, it is
Speaker 1: like I always get to fucking freaked out about like them,
Speaker 1: like misappropriated, like it always. I'm just always paranoid Them'm
Speaker 1: gonna donate one that like is And oh it turns
Speaker 1: out we were just throwing parties this whole time. I
Speaker 1: remember what do you remember when I Wounded Warriors had
Speaker 1: that thing where like they just use most of their
Speaker 1: money for parties and ship It's like, oh great.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately the biggest charities only donate like around ten percent.
Speaker 1: Of that crazy. It's really it's massive scams, that's the
Speaker 1: point of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're literally getting free money to to in propping
Speaker 3: up a huge corporate you know, in profiting and then
Speaker 3: oh we're donating.
Speaker 1: Technically, I know that you, I know that you wanted
Speaker 1: to donate food to starving children in the Gaza strip,
Speaker 1: but we accidentally sent them money to gouse cannons aimed
Speaker 1: at civilians in the Congo. So sorry about that. Here's
Speaker 1: a voucher, here's a voucher saying, here's shallow hell and vhs.
Speaker 1: It's insane, it's it's worthless.
Speaker 5: It makes me so sad. It's like, I even even
Speaker 5: when it comes to donating, you gotta be afraid to donate.
Speaker 4: You got Yeah, imagine being vigilant.
Speaker 1: You're trying to do right and you're like, it's fucking
Speaker 1: exhaust you gotta be like, oh, let me vet this
Speaker 1: fucking ship. Luckily, I think I donated to some something
Speaker 1: a while ago. It was like a Palestinian thing. I
Speaker 1: don't remember what the fuck it was, though, I haven't
Speaker 1: done it in a while because I've just been paying
Speaker 1: the government. Yeah that cool. Yeah, it's really sick.
Speaker 4: Pay them forever.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be the first month where I'm not like,
Speaker 1: where I'm actually making money.
Speaker 5: Oh good, it's really fantastic.
Speaker 1: I just do I just do for I.
Speaker 3: Basically, this is what I'm hoping. I'm hoping now that
Speaker 3: the everything's going to collapse and so I hope it doesn't.
Speaker 1: I'm paying them all because now I just because then
Speaker 1: I just spent a lot of money. That's why I'm
Speaker 1: playing the long game, like the zoo, I don't pay
Speaker 1: my tax. They pay my taxes for fifteen. That's not
Speaker 1: the long game. That's not the long and that's I'm
Speaker 1: waiting for the government to come.
Speaker 5: That's a different game.
Speaker 1: I do, I do, I do.
Speaker 3: I do small payments and then quick is to correct
Speaker 3: the direct Well, you you went to the extreme to
Speaker 3: say I don't have to pay my tax on my hate.
Speaker 3: You pay them quarterly. You give him a little bit
Speaker 3: of money. Quarterly is actually technically smart. It is the
Speaker 3: smartest way to do about three cents a year.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't do quarterly.
Speaker 1: Makes it's dreadful though, because it's like you get that
Speaker 1: dreadful feeling four times a year instead of just once.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess that's kind of how how I
Speaker 1: feld about it when I started doing it, where I
Speaker 1: was just like, ah, I don't kind of.
Speaker 5: Want to say I do want to start doing quarterly.
Speaker 3: I think that's just better to do it, honestly, I
Speaker 3: I really since I'm not I hate business sides of everything.
Speaker 3: I wish that it would because you know all the
Speaker 3: other countries they do everything, you know everything. I'm my brother,
Speaker 3: I need you to just stop doing it this way
Speaker 3: because you you it's like it's you know, they want
Speaker 3: to fuck people in the ass, right.
Speaker 1: And they also want to create a reason. There's also
Speaker 1: the tax companies that want a reason for them to exist,
Speaker 1: so they don't want it to get better for free.
Speaker 1: So it's a really into it man.
Speaker 4: Into it is a fucking monster.
Speaker 5: Even the fucking built new stadium, that's yeah, that's the motherfuckers,
Speaker 5: the turbo tax nakers, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, yeah they should be they own everything.
Speaker 5: I have sympathy they should be wiped away.
Speaker 1: Like, but this guy wrote in this guy said liquid Chris.
Speaker 1: I want to point out there is there already is
Speaker 1: a liquid Chris and has nothing to do with me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the Christian Liquid Chris. I mean Chris. Wait, no, no,
Speaker 1: Liquid Chris. Do you remember that when that guy that
Speaker 1: was like going on the internet, he was like pretending
Speaker 1: to be him, and he was like, uh, and he
Speaker 1: convinced the real Christian that uh, that people were believing
Speaker 1: that that was actually him, And so he was like paniicing.
Speaker 1: He's like, that's not me, guys, that's not me.
Speaker 5: The Christian situation, that's so crazy because I feel like
Speaker 5: that's genuinely like one of the most sad situations ever.
Speaker 1: And it's like this is this is like the liquid
Speaker 1: Chris was hysterical. Is it just went on too long?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean the moment there was like
Speaker 1: three actually sad moments where it was there was like
Speaker 1: he's a tragic figure for sure, that's what he's also
Speaker 1: like not sympathetic. That's is crazy about it is that
Speaker 1: like it's not to agree with Ethan Ralph because like
Speaker 1: Ethan Ralph is just a dick. Christian is just genuinely incompetent,
Speaker 1: like he just there's no.
Speaker 3: Obviously he's like imagined fucked. Christian is fucked in the
Speaker 3: head too. It's not Ethan Ralph is just an ego maniac.
Speaker 3: He's very stupid and it gets him in a bunch
Speaker 3: of trouble and it's fun.
Speaker 1: He like I don't know, he must have like drank
Speaker 1: like a land or something.
Speaker 4: I'm sure. I'm sure his Tennessee pipes were not fucking
Speaker 4: very good.
Speaker 5: I think the problem is that the problem is that
Speaker 5: Christian is Christian is like actually retarded. So it's like
Speaker 5: this feels really yeah, but it.
Speaker 1: Also is one of those things where it's like if
Speaker 1: someone is like kind of evil, like does it, but
Speaker 1: he's also it is weird. It was like the first
Speaker 1: time that I've ever had that moral with a lemma.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, you're a mentally disabled person, and I
Speaker 1: feel bad for you, but also like you are really
Speaker 1: really unsympathetic, Like I haven't seen that ever, really like
Speaker 1: and not since even really usually I'm sure it happens,
Speaker 1: but like I just like there's a degree that I
Speaker 1: would know about it. I haven't seen anybody on that line. Actually,
Speaker 1: I would say like mentally ill people who turn out
Speaker 1: to be like predators for example, sure, and it's like
Speaker 1: it's you lampoon them for like a moment and then
Speaker 1: you move on because of that dynamic because it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck them, but also they're they're fucking crazy.
Speaker 5: So it's like Roger Rabbit if he had none of
Speaker 5: the redeeming creatures. That's like Christian like none of the redeeming.
Speaker 1: Roger Rabbit, I really have any redeeming features. He was
Speaker 1: at least sort of funny in a physical sense. Rabbit.
Speaker 5: He was, at least that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: You said. Why why are you saying this because Christian
Speaker 1: reminds me. He reminds me of Roger Rabbit? Okay, I
Speaker 1: thought that didn't make any sense. The wine in Ska's ball.
Speaker 1: Sack wrote in Oh, I guess we didn't answer the question.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I guess I would stream all
Speaker 1: the time. I would be so paranoid of being blamed.
Speaker 4: That's the only possible thing.
Speaker 1: I would like have my I would have like my
Speaker 1: Alexa always recording me. I would have like my like
Speaker 1: i'd buy like many ring cameras. You know, it would
Speaker 1: be hell, that's not life anymore. I was like, I
Speaker 1: think I might just like barely surviving, send me to Mars.
Speaker 1: I'll be one of the first people to just go
Speaker 1: in Mars and obviously able to die. You know, you
Speaker 1: don't know about agriculture. Yeah, they're they're, they're they're sending
Speaker 1: me because they can't be that hard. It doesn't make
Speaker 1: sense to sound like a chimpanzee, right, chimpanzee can.
Speaker 4: Do nothing more than you.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe, but argument at least I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't finish completely disagree, but at least.
Speaker 3: I can take instructions on the way there, and they're
Speaker 3: not I'm not going there for survival. So that's what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. I don't want to be on that plane
Speaker 3: anymore because of the fucking liquids.
Speaker 1: And then there's more than's like you gotta go, you
Speaker 1: gotta go. You'll go to Mars. You'll put like a
Speaker 1: you'll open an avocado, you put the seed seed into
Speaker 1: what a white paper bag? Yeah, waited a little bit,
Speaker 1: put it on the sun, and it's like I'm growing
Speaker 1: a little lot. And then you die because you're on Mars. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then when the Martians show up, which they're there,
Speaker 5: They are there, we know they're there. Yeah, and they're like,
Speaker 5: oh man, I'm gonna get right by a bunch of
Speaker 5: market Like oh they do actually just probe and they're
Speaker 5: just fucking eating my ass. That's all they're doing, whole head.
Speaker 1: Of your ass.
Speaker 4: That's crazy. They're deep the spinning you other.
Speaker 1: It's like that episode of Friends. It's like that episode
Speaker 1: of Friends with the turkey. No what, Yeah, they shove
Speaker 1: someone's head into a turkey and they spin spinner they
Speaker 1: spund and get some turkey stuck on their head.
Speaker 4: I know that Ross, get that turkey off your head.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. That's a terrible rock. It's pretty close. I frege.
Speaker 5: Ross seemed awkward to me. His his his everything about
Speaker 5: his build seemed different to me.
Speaker 1: It was like he was like lanky and kind of
Speaker 1: I just feel like I.
Speaker 5: Just want to hit him in a bottom, like an
Speaker 5: Eastern Island person, but like white. Somebody more scary could.
Speaker 1: Get a load of this.
Speaker 6: I love that.
Speaker 1: Fairness to him. That image is iconic. I would be
Speaker 1: probably if I was him, I'd be more proud of
Speaker 1: that image than.
Speaker 5: I would be a friend. I think you wouldn't, but
Speaker 5: I think I think I would. I think you as
Speaker 5: Chris would. I think friends. Unfortunately, we don't care about
Speaker 5: that show. That show is fucking Trent's Transcend. It is
Speaker 5: an iconic show. I didn't care for it, but like
Speaker 5: it's yeah. I wouldn't say it's bad.
Speaker 1: I just yeah, it was there. I'm a big bank there.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that I would much rather watch an
Speaker 1: episode of Really fourteen million Years get the last one.
Speaker 1: It's crazy that you even know that's He's so embarrassing
Speaker 1: as human being for even knowing that build the wall
Speaker 1: he built. I think what started with the he knows
Speaker 1: he knows the whole thing, which is like really embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I didn't even that sounded like a fucking incantation, like
Speaker 1: what is he exactly what it is? Shows up these.
Speaker 5: People helps, It makes the stigmys. They're like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: it's happening, and they start stimming.
Speaker 3: I would be, man, that would be it would be
Speaker 3: an easy ass woman. Actually he might be like he
Speaker 3: might be calculated.
Speaker 5: Kick you might he might like.
Speaker 1: You are, bunches the blade of your arm into your fucking.
Speaker 3: Rips your throat out. He slaps the back of head perfectly.
Speaker 3: It makes you freaking like, I don't know, super retarded.
Speaker 1: I made that joke so many times. Man, classic, it's
Speaker 1: a classic. It's a classic bit. I feel like I
Speaker 1: might have was it you that said you want to
Speaker 1: make the shirts? Right?
Speaker 5: Yeah you cannot?
Speaker 1: We can should? Actually I think it would look Look
Speaker 1: I'm bigger. Look Look look look dude, I've lit up.
Speaker 1: I haven't lit up like look I felt like I
Speaker 1: was like looking at Christmas.
Speaker 5: Just now.
Speaker 1: Look if you guys want that to happen. I will
Speaker 1: get the shirt made.
Speaker 3: I know somebody already had sketch up a mock for
Speaker 3: me and they're like, we can't really make this right,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we can already.
Speaker 1: I can do that for me. It was but I
Speaker 1: can do it in like thirty minutes for me. It's
Speaker 1: but it's good. It's really the art is really good.
Speaker 1: I see that.
Speaker 4: I see that shirt right there that you made.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I trust I did this in like twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: It's just you know, for stave money.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's good. That's not.
Speaker 5: It's gotta you gotta make that. You gotta make that.
Speaker 5: It's great to make that the end.
Speaker 1: You gotta make that. I'm not gonna make it. That's
Speaker 1: that's what.
Speaker 5: It's truly funny. It's like, why do you say, well,
Speaker 5: that's what's good.
Speaker 1: That's what's a good thing about the letter Z, isn't it?
Speaker 1: So it's crazy. Yeah, you're not thinking like a graphic designer.
Speaker 1: That's what. So we will do that question making No,
Speaker 1: make us make a spinning Z. Listen list standing see
Speaker 1: you bitch a spinning one? That would be awesome, you know,
Speaker 1: like like a chain was like like where the disease if.
Speaker 4: It were possible. And it's just rotating like.
Speaker 1: It's like the PlayStation similar on the PS two, you
Speaker 1: get like rotating yea, yeah, I remember what the funk
Speaker 1: we were saying.
Speaker 3: I was gonna ask you a question. You said no,
Speaker 3: But I want to ask it go ahead. A long
Speaker 3: time ago, I got the saga. But it's the you know, nigga,
Speaker 3: I have so gifted it to me, the the design,
Speaker 3: It's been ready for a long time.
Speaker 1: I would just want is this sitting there? It's been
Speaker 1: sitting there for years.
Speaker 4: I've had it for years.
Speaker 1: Don't know if we did much that might be too much.
Speaker 4: Maybe, So here's this is what I was thinking. Just
Speaker 4: at least if you want to throw it on a T.
Speaker 1: Spring or something. Yeah, like, but I feel like we can't.
Speaker 1: I feel I don't know, I feel like we're too
Speaker 1: Actually I like that. I like them because I don't
Speaker 1: care if my t spring gets nuked. I don't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever, that's actually a good.
Speaker 5: Idea I've seen I've seen already, though I didn't share
Speaker 5: with that already, like like that. Literally, I'm sure the
Speaker 5: sonic font it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I'm sure somebody seen them.
Speaker 4: But also somebody who.
Speaker 3: Were stealing our designs exactly, and and this isn't this
Speaker 3: is a this is also this was especially made for
Speaker 3: me because I you know, I use the one because
Speaker 3: everybody just gets the funt and then puts it. Yeah, right,
Speaker 3: so but somebody made it and it's it's a unique
Speaker 3: enough to where you can tell it's this guy's design.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I like this, you should. Really
Speaker 1: it's a good idea. At least it make it just
Speaker 1: to have that shirt, right, I was thinking just for you,
Speaker 1: like see how long it lasts before they knew it
Speaker 1: was a good idea.
Speaker 5: I think shirts on you to come back?
Speaker 1: Man. Well sorry, I think that's not really a slur.
Speaker 1: I just feel like, yeah, it's.
Speaker 4: Not supposed to be.
Speaker 1: Nigga. The soft I'm not doing hard. We're not doing soft,
Speaker 1: We're doing hard R. Okay, well, if we're going, we're going,
Speaker 1: we're going, We're going.
Speaker 3: But so say the sonic jingle in your head with
Speaker 3: a hard R. It's because it's ridiculous and it is
Speaker 3: funnier just because of how fucking stupid it is, Like
Speaker 3: it's not supposed to It's like, why did you go?
Speaker 1: Makes sense? Nigga?
Speaker 4: And Sega, you're just like, no, don't.
Speaker 1: Don't.
Speaker 5: The half black Jewish woman that was a part of
Speaker 5: part of Saturday night life for a period of time.
Speaker 1: I got her name.
Speaker 4: Oh I don't know her name, but I see her face.
Speaker 5: But what she was like, Yeah, there's one thing where
Speaker 5: she's like, she's talking about it. It's like, yeah, all
Speaker 5: my niggas love this thing. And he says he says
Speaker 5: the hard R and they're.
Speaker 1: Like, whoa hard R?
Speaker 5: Well, she's black where she said, but she said it
Speaker 5: likely of course not. I was like, I'll be amazing.
Speaker 3: I think I think if anyone can she like that
Speaker 3: like level of esteem to be like maybe maybe one
Speaker 3: of the ones that could on purpose or an accident.
Speaker 1: It was a joke. It was a just.
Speaker 5: It was a bit and I want to show to
Speaker 5: you guys, but I don't want to bring up my phone.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like, say, we're Drake.
Speaker 3: There's an old footage of him and he says it
Speaker 3: like he does and that's that's my and I'm like, clearly.
Speaker 1: He doesn't say that. Canadian clearly doesn't say that word
Speaker 1: very often.
Speaker 3: And again again that's why I'm all about the only
Speaker 3: thing that I really care about in this world is
Speaker 3: just people being themselves, just being authentic. So it's like you,
Speaker 3: even even the snakes and the serpents of this world,
Speaker 3: I want them to be real.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: Look, so he's canadating him where he is now and
Speaker 3: being I'm like, dude, that's not you brother.
Speaker 5: Canada hate that ship. I hate it's not they exist.
Speaker 5: But there's not many Canadian black people. He did not
Speaker 5: grow up saying nigga and.
Speaker 3: That's that's my whole thing, and just yourself, man. But
Speaker 3: like even that with just no, he slipped, he slipped,
Speaker 3: but just seeing where he is now and where like
Speaker 3: he seeing that that whole coach, which I.
Speaker 5: Hate, got he got famous when he started living that
Speaker 5: kind of lifestyle and he became that kind of tried
Speaker 5: to become that kind.
Speaker 4: Of I'm not a fan. I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I don't get fake people. I get fake people. I
Speaker 1: don't like fake people.
Speaker 5: I don't exactly I don't hate it the most, but
Speaker 5: I understand, like this is probably who you are.
Speaker 1: Authenticity.
Speaker 3: It is the only thing that I feel like, God,
Speaker 3: it would fix everything, wouldn't it, Because then we'd be
Speaker 3: able to identify everyone with a snake, everyone who's good.
Speaker 3: Everyone Like there's people too many people are just like,
Speaker 3: you're tricked by this ship. They're like, they're only used
Speaker 3: to Drake in this mode, so they think.
Speaker 1: They didn't know.
Speaker 5: They didn't know, they didn'tatch prettydn'tuch watch the they didn't
Speaker 5: know early fucking Drake with trade songs, collabs.
Speaker 1: I just like, like, Okay, we grew up with the
Speaker 1: Let's say if you grew up with the childish Gambino,
Speaker 1: same motherfucker. The entire time.
Speaker 3: He's just he's just who he is, and I'm like, respect,
Speaker 3: that's it. Respect for white women took him very far.
Speaker 3: He married one.
Speaker 1: If you ain't cool, be cool, that's fucking stupid. Who
Speaker 1: gives the goon devil the man without comrade in the
Speaker 1: last one? Hey boy, I just wanted you to know
Speaker 1: because you were talking about it in the recent episode.
Speaker 1: But Wonder Woman was created by a man who had
Speaker 1: three wives and was super into BDSM, so a lot
Speaker 1: of that influenced Wonder Woman, like her iconic glass and
Speaker 1: earlier issues. She was usually bind in the covers. A
Speaker 1: bound is that true? Yeah? That's crazy. God bless you know.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like Totally Spies is the same thing
Speaker 1: to me. It's like you watch Totally Spies and you're like, clearly,
Speaker 1: this is That is why when I knew that when
Speaker 1: I was a kid, and I was just like, I ain't.
Speaker 5: That's why when it comes to like people being like
Speaker 5: what do you be anyone could write anything, It's like, look, dude,
Speaker 5: I understand that anyone should be able to should Yes,
Speaker 5: I don't write anything, but people are stupid and dumb,
Speaker 5: and I'm sure if it was left to the devices,
Speaker 5: some would write moles moles robbing somebody because people are
Speaker 5: fucking dumb. People would write cyborg fucking playing basketball for
Speaker 5: some reason when he just does not need to be
Speaker 5: doing this.
Speaker 1: Like people will. He wouldn't kill in the NBA. It
Speaker 1: would be hyper unfair. He's a robot. Maybe he puts
Speaker 1: makeup over the steel.
Speaker 3: Like in a show ten times that happens. He's the
Speaker 3: Chemra somehow, still don't know.
Speaker 1: Even after he's fucking flying around he has he has
Speaker 1: like a red circle eye. It's like it's it's like
Speaker 1: not even make up, it's paint on the on the
Speaker 1: fucking metal parts to like look like his normal skin.
Speaker 1: People like good how's he's so good?
Speaker 4: He must be steroids.
Speaker 1: There's just steroids scandals. Yeah, the most they suspect his
Speaker 1: red eye doesn't evoke any suspicion him.
Speaker 3: Getting booze, him using a mother box in his chest
Speaker 3: to teleport and grab the ball away, And they're like, this.
Speaker 1: Is this guy's got crazy skilled Then what's his name? What?
Speaker 1: You guys don't get it? Black people can fly like that, He's.
Speaker 4: I've seen it only one I saw that.
Speaker 1: He starts talking about him being aware believe he was
Speaker 1: like the god of his figures. I was like, wow, man,
Speaker 1: how many bears I got to eat to get that?
Speaker 1: You have to to get that. People do thumbs like that. Man.
Speaker 1: It's unfortunately we live in a world that shouldn't happen,
Speaker 1: but people will. It will happen. We've seen it.
Speaker 3: We've seen it all the time in times that we
Speaker 3: just shouldn't even be. There's like, why is this here
Speaker 3: by Odin's fade? They added that to a quote and
Speaker 3: a alternate universe of Bob. I was like, why would he.
Speaker 1: Say by Odin's fade? Why would you say that is
Speaker 1: so funny? Though it is by fade? Is Holle?
Speaker 5: Yeah, why would he say that.
Speaker 1: Why why if they make him say that, Like for
Speaker 1: what purpose?
Speaker 3: I said, almost, I don't know why it is, Paul,
Speaker 3: And it seems like a fucking like a dog whistle
Speaker 3: to those weird Odenites. It's like they're still here, exists,
Speaker 3: absolutely real. You don't know what oden Knights are read
Speaker 3: yards that are like, we're pagan, but they're racist ship.
Speaker 3: That's basically in a nutshell weird why they do stupid
Speaker 3: And the thing is that pisses me off is you
Speaker 3: can easily identify them with all their dumb ass ruins
Speaker 3: on them, tattooed and ship, and then they'll be like racist,
Speaker 3: I've not you know how, Like it was like the
Speaker 3: whole Richard Spencer thing where it was a he first
Speaker 3: started off like I swear I'm not racist, and then
Speaker 3: it immediately start paying attention.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, yeah, I know what you're doing. It's
Speaker 4: one of those things.
Speaker 3: So unfortunately, there might be somebody who's into like pagan
Speaker 3: ship and maybe they might get confused with those people,
Speaker 3: but more times.
Speaker 1: No, it's you know what they're doing, They're they're just
Speaker 1: I don't know. I had got a warm mug with
Speaker 1: a run on it and I really liked it, and
Speaker 1: then it fell apart in like three weeks.
Speaker 3: I think runs look cool. I think they look cool.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like so does like caligraphy that looks cool.
Speaker 1: Ship. But like, whenever you see people that get balls
Speaker 1: deep into it, I'm always you gotta sign And that's
Speaker 1: kind of crazy Stephen Ruins. And unfortunately because of these
Speaker 1: like look, look, it's fascinating. Look about the Knights, It's fascinating.
Speaker 1: They they there is a gang ship. Dude, Yeah yeah, yeah, yay,
Speaker 1: it's insane.
Speaker 5: People are dumb.
Speaker 1: They always are going to be dumb until I take control.
Speaker 3: I just went, if they weren't racist, wouldn't even care
Speaker 3: to make at least uh, at least that's older than
Speaker 3: fucking Judeo Christian ship, you know what I'm saying. Like,
Speaker 3: but then the stuff they're into, I'm like, great, you
Speaker 3: guys are white suprems is great, awesome.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I love it.
Speaker 3: You're gonna read sorry real quick, just want to get
Speaker 3: you guys. Did you hear about that? Uh they're trying
Speaker 3: to a whites only city in Arkansas. I heard about that.
Speaker 3: I thought Arkansas was well to be fair of my
Speaker 3: Mexican friends moved Arkansas, so not yet. It's getting there though,
Speaker 3: they'll probably getting there. But yeah, Boogie's a Boogie's state.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. It's his towns. He's so excited too.
Speaker 1: I feel it's gona get much safer here, much safer here.
Speaker 1: Really protect my child bride, really safe year old wife.
Speaker 1: That is crazy or whatever. Yeah, I'm glad that our
Speaker 1: states are subsidizing that their states, right, right, I really
Speaker 1: feel like on some level like that. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: that is it's really funny if you think about it
Speaker 1: from that perspective, because it's like that's literally socialism, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: the fact that like we allow them to even exist.
Speaker 5: Similar d it's like d I affects white women more
Speaker 5: than any any people on the planet, like literally.
Speaker 4: Of course literally that of course.
Speaker 1: But unfortunately people who have a problem d I think
Speaker 1: d I is just black people.
Speaker 4: They don't live about its diversity meaning diversity.
Speaker 1: And that the too, because it's like that applied to
Speaker 1: veterans as well. It did, a bunch of veterans got fired,
Speaker 1: Yes it did. You went to what you were so
Speaker 1: literally you went to to a giant sandbox. All you
Speaker 1: got was fucking schizophrenia and you can't e fuck you
Speaker 1: nigga yepoop. See you know how much they fucking fought
Speaker 1: my grandma to give her the viation for my grandpa
Speaker 1: that served for like twenty something years. They bought her
Speaker 1: like it was a fucking They fought her like it
Speaker 1: was like everybody again is ridiculous. It was insane. Don't
Speaker 1: get me started. They don't get me started in the via.
Speaker 1: All right, So read the twenty dollars names. Now, remember
Speaker 1: you can go to Patreon of concess it snark. You
Speaker 1: can go over there. Please do it. Uh. If you
Speaker 1: go over there, remember remember that if you donate one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Yeah, yes, full access to Kingston's house. Remember
Speaker 1: that's a promise. Uh, so go do it? Yeah, please
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 4: Please don't do that. Guys, you want at least.
Speaker 1: Twenty members, Yeah, twenty like if we if we hit
Speaker 1: you know what, let's let's make it more reasonable. Let's
Speaker 1: make it. We'll just give you all access to his
Speaker 1: house for free. Actually, never mind, never mind. Now two thousand,
Speaker 1: one hundred patrons should should go fine.
Speaker 5: Two thousand one that's so much money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, would you have a problem, Yes, because I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna get shot and that's a waste of you.
Speaker 1: Probably just move out at that point into a way
Speaker 1: better place, I guess. But then that's gonna be my
Speaker 1: freaking count down to two patron starts today, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be my in law is they're gonna get freaking roped
Speaker 1: into that problem whenever it's not there. But it's not
Speaker 1: your problem. I do want to do how that works.
Speaker 3: I do want to do a like on the reel,
Speaker 3: like an actual goal, but I don't know, something something
Speaker 3: like silly but realistic.
Speaker 1: Actually two thousand. Yeah, if you, if you get, if
Speaker 1: you donate, if you guys, if we get, if we
Speaker 1: start making over, think about how easy it would be
Speaker 1: if just one, if you watch this show, even if
Speaker 1: just even if like ten percent of the people that
Speaker 1: listen to this show, if you just donated one hundred
Speaker 1: dollars every month, if you could, you could be Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean it would be dumb of you, but you
Speaker 1: would help us out. Look, and that's really all that matters.
Speaker 1: That's all that matters. Brother. That is that Benjamin and
Speaker 1: Yahoo coming in again? Who is that? Hello? Christopher? I'm
Speaker 1: back showed up when we started talking about money. I
Speaker 1: did change.
Speaker 3: Oh, you guys are going to be making more money.
Speaker 3: That means you're gonna be able to donate more to
Speaker 3: the defense of Israel.
Speaker 1: Because you need to. Yes, Kingston will be able to
Speaker 1: donate more or of his. That is good.
Speaker 4: And I'm also his as his apartment as a military base.
Speaker 1: Oh his, yes, his for sure, not mine.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you so much. I'm glad that you, Christopher
Speaker 4: allowed me to use Kingston's apartment as a military base.
Speaker 9: Anything for you, Benjamin and Yahoo, right, just like you're
Speaker 9: allowed you to use this allows you to use fucking
Speaker 9: Palestine ass Israel, right place that's not a place, that's
Speaker 9: a per right.
Speaker 4: Right, Excuse me, excuse me. I need to fly away
Speaker 4: on my yamaca glider.
Speaker 1: That's crazy and it expands out. It's crazy. It's like
Speaker 1: it's a convex. Fucking it's the worst possible sliding off
Speaker 1: of it. Tell me watch it.
Speaker 5: You're growing up.
Speaker 3: When he takes his little this little tiny throws it
Speaker 3: down and expands out into that.
Speaker 1: But that's his yamaka. Yeah, but it's it's but it's
Speaker 1: it's a hat, so it's convex.
Speaker 5: So he's like and then it's off the bottom.
Speaker 1: Prope the whole time ship.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck, you.
Speaker 1: Just can't get a handle of it. You can use something.
Speaker 3: For years and he still has it's still probably at
Speaker 3: a thirty proficiency. It's fucking The people in his cabin
Speaker 3: are like, fucking spends so much money on that fucking glider.
Speaker 4: Fucking And we told.
Speaker 1: Him that it wouldn't be the Americans, it would be unstable,
Speaker 1: but he wanted to be a Yamica. What is up
Speaker 1: with him? Like, we got to kill this dude, We
Speaker 1: gotta we gotta kill more Palestine. They did kill him,
Speaker 1: and they go, yeah. I love the idea of him
Speaker 1: constantly slimming off. It's a great image. And it's like.
Speaker 3: There's a there's a propulsion thing allan.
Speaker 5: It's a quick different it's a quickly spinning rad at
Speaker 5: the bottom of propelling it upwards.
Speaker 1: There's the science. Let's get let's get to the twenty science.
Speaker 4: Gotcha coming out?
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Speaker 1: it was like I guess it's like a bunch of
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Speaker 5: You know, that shit's so bloodffort, it's so funny. Everybody's
Speaker 5: so mad about it. And I'm like, she literally hugged
Speaker 5: him afterwards, she embraced.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm giving him. I'm waiting for us. If women
Speaker 3: come out and say some crazy shit, then all right,
Speaker 3: as of right now, it's gotta be the right women,
Speaker 3: though I'm indifferent, Yes, it's gotta be the right way.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, what if Bella Ramsey came out and says some
Speaker 4: wow shit.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're lying, you're lying, you're lying, you're lying.
Speaker 1: That'd be crazy.
Speaker 3: That's all I'll say, it's insane, like that video got
Speaker 3: blow abortion. You watch all video, it's like he does
Speaker 3: that which I wouldn't have done. I'm not touching any
Speaker 3: woman like that. Even my own, like I were saying this,
Speaker 3: they were like, oh, like I were saying this, was
Speaker 3: like I'm sure people would love to do this show.
Speaker 3: But then like she hugged literally hugged it right after.
Speaker 1: They know we're joking. I'm sure she literally hugs him afterwards.
Speaker 1: And it's like, let's know what Samson's watching?
Speaker 4: Should I message you like.
Speaker 1: To go out the back? Just fucking man, you sair
Speaker 1: a guild master. That'd be fucking fu fucking hilarious. Uh
Speaker 1: snark tanks hung his beetle girl Colin Mori already search
Speaker 1: portal radio loop ten hours and go five hours nineteen minutes. No,
Speaker 1: that sounds crazy.
Speaker 4: S in the fucking link where it's time stamped.
Speaker 1: At least I think, yeah, wait, hold on, no he's
Speaker 1: gonna do it. Yeah, no, it peak my curiosity. I
Speaker 1: read it more as like just watch this for ten hours.
Speaker 1: Oh but like portal portal Radio, no gun in her throats,
Speaker 1: didn't even we put some all right, five hours nineteen
Speaker 1: minutes is that portal. Yeah, what the fuck is that? Dude?
Speaker 7: What the hell is this?
Speaker 1: What within the video? Oh my god, this is the
Speaker 1: guy who's underwear.
Speaker 5: I think I know who that is.
Speaker 1: This guy's like I'm gonna go forward on my roommates door.
Speaker 1: Who that is? That's like King ass Ripper or something
Speaker 1: or something like that. Have you seen the video? It's like,
Speaker 1: did you see it? Did you see that down in
Speaker 1: the corner where the guy goes at farts on his
Speaker 1: roommate's door for like two minutes straight. That is crazy.
Speaker 4: I think that's King ass Ripper.
Speaker 1: Imagine putting that on.
Speaker 4: That's hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's so deep into the video that no sane person
Speaker 1: would ever get that. Oh that's all. I'm glad. I
Speaker 1: I'm glad I gave in King.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's King ass Ripper.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of him? No, I've never say that.
Speaker 3: Like his Shout Out Shout Out your Mom's House podcast
Speaker 3: Back in the day, they were good like and they
Speaker 3: would just get the most retarded people on the you
Speaker 3: know clips and I don't know, I don't watch it
Speaker 3: any more. Suck, but uh that's so I was like, Wow,
Speaker 3: I shouldn't know what this is you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: That's amen, Amen, Amen, brother Amen.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 4: I love I want to do stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Very bullshit and videos anyway. Kingston breathes in the mic
Speaker 1: like a broken pug. Little It's iconic.
Speaker 4: How long is this King ash Ripper?
Speaker 1: I don't want to see this? Yeah? Is this him
Speaker 1: farting on a door? It's just so stupid.
Speaker 5: Ah, I can't get through it. There's there's that part
Speaker 5: where it's like it's supposed to be like did you
Speaker 5: see that? It supposed to be like a goblin getting
Speaker 5: caught on camera, But it's like did you see that
Speaker 5: right there? And it's a little corner where like a
Speaker 5: little speck of dustialized by it, and it's like live
Speaker 5: footage of a goblin and it's genuine. I think it's
Speaker 5: the funniest video on You're so you're talking.
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Speaker 1: going to name my future son chump so that when
Speaker 1: I drop him off a school, I can say, see you, chump,
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Speaker 1: I dare you? Dare you do it? You're never gonna
Speaker 1: do it, and you're not like me.
Speaker 5: So that'd be really unfort You got my will power.
Speaker 4: You should you water? What you gotta filter in your fridge?
Speaker 1: Drink a bottle of water.
Speaker 4: You know you don't have a filter for like your line.
Speaker 1: I think we have one builts in but I don't really.
Speaker 4: So you just you guys just like just waste a
Speaker 4: bunch of plastic.
Speaker 1: You're that you're those people recycle that ship. You think
Speaker 1: you think that if you think all that ship is
Speaker 1: getting come on, brother man guy, they melted onto a
Speaker 1: baby when they when they get off. That's the lean
Speaker 1: guy when he finally when he finally shows back up again.
Speaker 3: Because at the very at the very least do the
Speaker 3: five gallon jug things so at least it's less plastic.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I do that.
Speaker 5: I have bottles with only when other people coming over.
Speaker 1: What so all the time? Not all the time, there's
Speaker 1: people come over every day all the time.
Speaker 3: You're always sick and stuff. It's always like people coming
Speaker 3: over and the other day like you're like sneezing or
Speaker 3: coving or something. They're like, oh, I'm sick. I can't
Speaker 3: remember the last time I can.
Speaker 4: Power through the show. And you're like, fucking I'm fucking
Speaker 4: shitting over myself if I can do it, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, no, just get better.
Speaker 3: You're like trying to power through it fucking every every
Speaker 3: other minute, like poison damage, every orfice.
Speaker 5: That's so crazy.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they literally Yeah, they all look like Hugh Jackman too,
Speaker 1: which is crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, even even before.
Speaker 1: Even before, like I mean Jack Jackman, it would be
Speaker 1: more it would be more accurate to say Hugh Jackman
Speaker 1: looks like Wolverine. Yes, that is accurate because they predated insane.
Speaker 1: The casting is weird.
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Speaker 5: like whatever, but he stole stolen and now he's immortalized
Speaker 5: and now forever.
Speaker 4: It was funny to have.
Speaker 3: I remember I had the first line of X Men
Speaker 3: toys from the first movie, and he's like fucking tall.
Speaker 3: He's like not like compared to my other ex my
Speaker 3: Wolverine toys. Yeah, he is a giant.
Speaker 4: It was like, all right, cool.
Speaker 1: I dropped him in TJ. We went to TJ and
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Speaker 3: they and he's like he gets out of the chair
Speaker 3: finally and he's like smashing the fuck You remember that?
Speaker 1: I remember the whole that was really fucking cool. It's
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Speaker 3: And then when you fight the guy, like my favorite
Speaker 3: part of that is when he when you whoop her
Speaker 3: ass and that dude's.
Speaker 1: In the chair and his reaction he starts trembling and
Speaker 1: he lets out this harror like harrowing scream, like scream.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that? You know that?
Speaker 3: I gets out of the chair and then he has
Speaker 3: that bowl which like you know, and then brings her
Speaker 3: back to life, and then you're fighting them both together
Speaker 3: and he's like smashing it.
Speaker 1: It's a badass fight, dude. I keep saying, I'm sorry.
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Speaker 4: I love Dark Souls three.
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