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<v Speaker 1>From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza fame. Uh, he'd liked

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<v Speaker 1>to be walked on a leash and play really dirty,

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<v Speaker 1>kinky sex games. He's uh the guy put the cock

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<v Speaker 1>in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Benzi

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<v Speaker 1>here with fame? Is it? Bitch? This is your daily

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<v Speaker 1>Unfiltered podcast for April eighth, twenty twenty six. Oh four

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<v Speaker 1>oh eight, two oh two six. Like it. Everything is even,

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<v Speaker 1>the four, the eight, the twenty to twenty six. I

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<v Speaker 1>love it. It's a good start. Hope you having a

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<v Speaker 1>good day. Uh. Came home from work early today. There

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<v Speaker 1>was some problems in the recording room with some wires.

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<v Speaker 1>Who knows. We got out about an hour and a

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<v Speaker 1>half early. Came home thinking I'd be uh watching the war,

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<v Speaker 1>but Trump gave him two more weeks before I send

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<v Speaker 1>you back to the Stone Age. I know the Stone

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<v Speaker 1>Age very well. Yeah. I mean it's sad, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing. People innocent women and children making a

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<v Speaker 1>chain around these nuclear plants and I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck out It's just this is so gross. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not one of those people who's gonna sit back

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<v Speaker 1>and go we can't do this. Let's just stop. Let

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<v Speaker 1>them stay with what they have. They're not gonna bother us. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta put your foot on their necks and bast

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<v Speaker 1>their heads open. I'm sorry, you can't. Just when they're

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<v Speaker 1>saying death to America for forty seven years and doing

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<v Speaker 1>all they count to kill our soldiers, et cetera, and

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<v Speaker 1>fucking around with the whole Middle East, I'm sorry, killing

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<v Speaker 1>their own people. You know, this is why I want

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<v Speaker 1>the Trump. At the beginning, I didn't like the way

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<v Speaker 1>the world was with respect to how they treated their

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<v Speaker 1>people in different countries and then threatening us. It was

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<v Speaker 1>getting to be ridiculous. We were being kicked around like

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<v Speaker 1>the redheaded stepchild. Trump shows up, fuck you when we're America.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't do that does anymore? And he's making that known.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. I love it, but you know me anyhow,

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<v Speaker 1>get to more about in the second. It's not a

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<v Speaker 1>political show. Don't worry. I do want to say. Rosalie

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<v Speaker 1>puts out a group text to me Joey and his

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<v Speaker 1>wife Juliett this morning and she's dad fell you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she's downstairs on the couch, probably fall asleep by eight

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<v Speaker 1>thirty nine because she gets tired, She'll ask me what

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<v Speaker 1>movie should be watching. I'll said, try this movie. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>if she worked that day, then by the time eight

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<v Speaker 1>thirty nine o'clock she's done, she'll fall asleep. The mouth's

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<v Speaker 1>open catching flies. AJ must have fall asleep. How'd that

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<v Speaker 1>movie end? How to end? You don't even know what started? Anyhow, Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>dad fell last night. Blah blah bah. You know, she's

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<v Speaker 1>doing the whole thing. And apparently he was. He was

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<v Speaker 1>calling her name for an hour. She didn't hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why when I was there, you know, I could

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<v Speaker 1>hear it. I was like very sensitive to even though

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<v Speaker 1>it was two floors above me. I was sensitive to

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<v Speaker 1>loud noises when I was sleep and I slept light anyhow,

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<v Speaker 1>So so she goes he touched, he grabbed his life

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<v Speaker 1>alert button, impressed it, and I didn't know. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>knocked on the door and there's like four men coming in,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, paramedics to help that. I'm like, wet's Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>your husband fell, And they said to why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>hit the life but an hour ago, Oh I forgot

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<v Speaker 1>because it's a new thing. And they got him up, up, up,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, the guys loved Rosalie and they were

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<v Speaker 1>looking at pictures. They saw me and Stallone and Jackie

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<v Speaker 1>in one picture. Who knows Stalone? Are you family? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that's my brother and my son. My brother was in

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<v Speaker 1>the movie. But really nice guys. And I'm probably Rose

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<v Speaker 1>who didn't feed them cook for them. But she says,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I think I'm going to give you a

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<v Speaker 1>father a whistle now, so i'll hear the whistle if

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<v Speaker 1>you blow. I said, sure, give him a whistle. Put

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<v Speaker 1>his umpire's big padded chest protector on him so if

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<v Speaker 1>he falls forward, he won't care. Matter of fact. Put

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<v Speaker 1>his umpire's face mask on right so he can't shatter

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<v Speaker 1>his face like the last time. And he got a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of stitches on his nose and forehead. Even put

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<v Speaker 1>shin guards on him, so don't bump his legs into

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<v Speaker 1>the dresser when he goes to the bathroom, and he

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<v Speaker 1>put him in. Dad put baseball on, and I'll think

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<v Speaker 1>he's out there calling a game. But this is what

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<v Speaker 1>you do when things are bleak and times are bad.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to make each other laugh or else, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just too sad. And I said, this reminds you

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<v Speaker 1>of Daddy. When my father was dying, I would see

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<v Speaker 1>him every day after college and I drive. The hospital

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<v Speaker 1>was fifteen and ten minutes away from where I went

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<v Speaker 1>to school, and I would come in clean him up.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. His skin was always dry and flaky and peeling.

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<v Speaker 1>It was awful. And after months in the hospital, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>let me because they let him smoke. They let him

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<v Speaker 1>smoke in bed. This is nineteen eighty five. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a different world. Even guys smoked in the waiting room.

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<v Speaker 1>I was with so many gay men because my father

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<v Speaker 1>was on the aids floor because his skin was it

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<v Speaker 1>was the cancer was very noticeable on the skin level. Epidemas, yeah, holes, sores.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just awful. So I was with a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of gay guys and they all looked, you know, so sad.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of them had to sunk it in, look like

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<v Speaker 1>they had age too, you could tell. But before you

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<v Speaker 1>win my father's room, you have to put gloves on.

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<v Speaker 1>It was all that. I didn't put gloves on. Fuck that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I walk in one day, I said, let me

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<v Speaker 1>give that a treat. It's been years, I've been months.

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<v Speaker 1>I put a little doers scotch into a little medicine bottle,

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<v Speaker 1>like to give him a shot a scotch. What the

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<v Speaker 1>hell the little pleasures in life? You know? He loved

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<v Speaker 1>his scotch. So I go, Dad, here, try this. What's this?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, just drink it. He drinks it. You should

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<v Speaker 1>have it. Looked like he put a red hot poker

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<v Speaker 1>up his ass. He's like that, what is that? I said,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it's doers, it's scotch. No, no, no, he couldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like he was breathing fire. No more, never again.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I said, you drank that every day? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's done. That's over. I'm thinking about that because Jack

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<v Speaker 1>is telling Roselick he was in the hospital for about

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<v Speaker 1>five days a few weeks ago, and he comes home.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, that U hospital food wasn't dead. I

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<v Speaker 1>liked it, like as if telling her because he'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>it ro I couldn't eat your food last night. It

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<v Speaker 1>was cold, she said, because you let it still in

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<v Speaker 1>this on the dress for an hour and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course it's cold. Well I didn't like it anyhow,

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<v Speaker 1>very like I didn't like to. So she makes every Easter,

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<v Speaker 1>Rosie makes a big pie we call pizza Ustica it's

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<v Speaker 1>very Italian. It's a baked pie. Inside the pie is

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<v Speaker 1>sausage with fenel, chunks of ham, chunks of salami, muzzadel

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<v Speaker 1>grated cheese. It's a very Italian thing for Easter. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I like your pizza Ustica. He's been

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<v Speaker 1>eating it sixty years every Easter. Now, he tells her,

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<v Speaker 1>so she has to laugh, because we all know it's craziness.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, when the in comes. Some people it's just

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<v Speaker 1>it's what are you gonna do? Guys? You gotta make

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<v Speaker 1>yourself laugh or else life can be so overwhelmingly said

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<v Speaker 1>and trying that some people may think it's callous, but

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<v Speaker 1>now it's not. You know, I laugh at funerals, not

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<v Speaker 1>not because I think it's funny, because I gotta stop

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<v Speaker 1>myself from being overly emotional. You know, my thank God,

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<v Speaker 1>my buddies, Jagavino, Kenny Wood, Mike Gallagher, Tony Box, they're

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<v Speaker 1>all the same. So when we went and Chico. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>when my father died, you know, my cousin Raymond, who

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<v Speaker 1>was a big, long haired guy, went to Vietnam, came

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<v Speaker 1>back and really became like one of those long haired,

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<v Speaker 1>long beard dudes. You know what I mean. He was

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<v Speaker 1>in music. He was just Raymond was wild. And he's

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<v Speaker 1>at the funeral. My friends don't really see him. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't know him because he was like fifteen years older

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<v Speaker 1>than me. So it's a very solemn moment. Somebody's about

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<v Speaker 1>to talk a preacher, a priest. We don't know. My

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<v Speaker 1>father was more than an agnostic. He didn't believe in

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<v Speaker 1>God alved either way priests about that. Mike Gallagher turns

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<v Speaker 1>to being really clout and goes, he points to my

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<v Speaker 1>cousin Raymond. He goes, it's good that Seezy Top came

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<v Speaker 1>to your father's wedding. I mean, how do you not laugh?

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<v Speaker 1>The four of us broke apart like it's just too funny?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank God. But like I said, I came home from

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<v Speaker 1>work today to watch the war on TV, as bad

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<v Speaker 1>as that sounds, and I find out Trump gave him

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<v Speaker 1>two more weeks and that's it, and that's it, and

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<v Speaker 1>people are losing their minds. The celebrities are screaming. Pod Malakshmi,

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<v Speaker 1>who I think is so fucking beautiful, the model who

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<v Speaker 1>does all the cooking shows. You've seen her. She's Indian

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<v Speaker 1>of Indian descent. And she's like, you know, and I

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<v Speaker 1>talked to her online, but I can't anymore. I know

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<v Speaker 1>that she's liberal. She took a picture with the Nero

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<v Speaker 1>and Al Sharpton on No Kings Day in New York.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, but I enjoy saying hello to

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<v Speaker 1>her here and there. Whatever. Can't do it anymore. She's

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<v Speaker 1>like this, Trump has got to go. He's no good.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy was adjudicated in court. He's a rapist and

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<v Speaker 1>a fella who's guilty on thirty four counts. He's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got to go. First of all, don't say he's

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<v Speaker 1>a rapist. That's not the charge, and you're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>sued and Trump will go after you. And I hate

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<v Speaker 1>the guilty thirty four counts. A means thirty four different

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<v Speaker 1>itemized things on a fire. It's so stupid. You didn't

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<v Speaker 1>go out there and hold the gun to someone set

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<v Speaker 1>thirty four different times in rob convenience stores. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a notation. It was an itemized notation in a bank book.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever the fuck. Either way, they don't have my algorithm,

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<v Speaker 1>because my algorithm. On Instagram, I see so many men

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<v Speaker 1>and women in Iran making videos begging Trump to keep

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<v Speaker 1>bombing these people, many of them have been fighting for

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<v Speaker 1>their lives for decades, some of them. And as sad

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<v Speaker 1>as it is the sound of bombs and missiles and

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<v Speaker 1>rockets and drones, they're common. They're as common as a

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<v Speaker 1>police siren in Shitsville. I mean, I hate to say it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying it's good to live that way, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's so part of their culture, even if America's not around.

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<v Speaker 1>I RAN's throwing bombs left the right, Israel's hitting namb

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<v Speaker 1>They're hitting Katar. It's bananas, you know. And I hear

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<v Speaker 1>Tucker Carlson saying such stupid shit. Trump's gonna use nuclear weapons.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump's gonna use nuclear weapons. And Iran and Kamala Harris

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<v Speaker 1>is saying things on that order. They're just full of shit.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not gonna do that. I wish, you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>want to get them really upset and Iran, take Tucker

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<v Speaker 1>Carlson's crazy laugh, record it and put it on a loop.

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<v Speaker 1>Take that and then get Kamala's cackle, that stupid fucking cackle.

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<v Speaker 1>Lay them on top of each other on a long loop.

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<v Speaker 1>Let that play twenty four hours. Just drop them down

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<v Speaker 1>with parachutes all over Iran. Let them hear this shit.

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<v Speaker 1>They can't shut them off, they have to shoot them.

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be cruel and unusual. Puny do you need a convention?

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<v Speaker 1>Would probably say that you can't do that, not those two.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't need a doctorate in a political science

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<v Speaker 1>They'll stop it and they won't stop at anything until

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<v Speaker 1>And Trump's the first guy with balls to not be

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<v Speaker 1>have all of them. And that's great. And these pussies

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<v Speaker 1>they've never faced off to somebody they swallow their pride,

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<v Speaker 1>They're all pussies. Outside of maybe five percent of them

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<v Speaker 1>are tough guys, well people don't take shit. The rest

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<v Speaker 1>of them are just rollovers. But Tucker and the Canvas

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<v Speaker 1>It's they're just going bananas. Mike was on top of

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<v Speaker 1>Everything is Israel. JD. Jeffrey upstated it was an Israel massad.

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<v Speaker 1>something to do with it. Hey, I just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously there are ally people hate them. They've been kicked

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<v Speaker 1>out of how many hundred countries? Their history, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it just is what it is kicked out of one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and nine countries, not the number. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>it's all about Israel. I can't. It's all about America

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Trump's not doing this for Israel. Death to

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<v Speaker 1>America is set as often as death to Israel. We're

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<v Speaker 1>be speaking German and Japanese. By now, we'd be speaking German,

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<v Speaker 1>eating fucking sushi. Let's move over to America and let's

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<v Speaker 1>get into this Nancy Guthrie story. It's still out there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like, what are we still doing about this? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>TMZ had once again got two more ransom notes the

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<v Speaker 1>other day, and these notes from this person say we

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<v Speaker 1>know where Nancy Guthrie's body is and who's responsible for

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<v Speaker 1>the kidnapping. There were two notes sent for the same

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<v Speaker 1>mystery person who started about two months ago, who just

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<v Speaker 1>demanded one bitcoin, which is like seventy grand give me

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<v Speaker 1>a big cain I'll give you the information related to

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<v Speaker 1>Savannah's mother's disappearance. Worry first. So Harvey got another letter today,

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<v Speaker 1>same person with an email, I know where her body

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<v Speaker 1>is and who the kidnapper is. Give me half a

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<v Speaker 1>bitcoin and I'll tell you. So now he's coming down

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<v Speaker 1>to half a bitcoin thirty five grand and change. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not surprised a woman of that age, without medication

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<v Speaker 1>and under such duress. I think she was dead within

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<v Speaker 1>a day. I don't think they wanted to sit around

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<v Speaker 1>talking to her. But the first note was addressed to

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<v Speaker 1>TMZ live and Harvey talked about it, and the guy

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<v Speaker 1>of Sonora, Mexico, and TMZ got the FBI involved. The

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<v Speaker 1>guy says he'll surrender the information for half a bitcoin

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<v Speaker 1>and another half a bitcoin transfer to their wallet when

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<v Speaker 1>there's a public arrest. Look, this guy's nothing if not persistent.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not a bother, but you gotta admit, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>a scam, it could be a hoax, but for something

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<v Speaker 1>that's important, you got him investigate he's not asking for

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<v Speaker 1>a million dollars, is thirty five grand and thirty five

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<v Speaker 1>on the clothes. We can't come up with that. If

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<v Speaker 1>I will, Harvard Living, I do it myself. I give

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<v Speaker 1>him thirty five out of my own pocket, rite off

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<v Speaker 1>as a business expense, and watch my numbers rise with

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<v Speaker 1>TMZ because, by the way, many cities around the country

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<v Speaker 1>are getting TMZ's off the air. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>you know that, but they're doing less and less than

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<v Speaker 1>they used to do. They're not as popular as it

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<v Speaker 1>used to be. And let me just tell you why

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<v Speaker 1>real quick. Anybody in the business of gossip, whether it's me,

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<v Speaker 1>Howard sterned to a degree, Harvey Levin, anybody that's reporting

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<v Speaker 1>on celebrity, what's his name. God, there are newscasters who

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<v Speaker 1>bill O'Reilly. They tend to get what happens. After a while,

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<v Speaker 1>when you're reporting on celebrity, you start to feel dirty.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to take a shower after some of the

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<v Speaker 1>columns I wrote, not because I think the business sucks,

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<v Speaker 1>but because I was in there too long. I had

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<v Speaker 1>my hand on the stove too long. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>initially you want people to like you. Then you get

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<v Speaker 1>attracted to the power of your job. But you see

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<v Speaker 1>what you can do, whether you're Harvey me Howard to build.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm putting myself in some pretty big company,

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<v Speaker 1>but I had a big job for a while, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know I was. I could make or break you

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<v Speaker 1>back then. And eventually it's not to be friendly with

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<v Speaker 1>some of the people you're writing about, and it's natural

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<v Speaker 1>to want to protect some people. Trust me, Harvey love

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<v Speaker 1>and protects so many celebrities. Liz Smith protected celebrities. You

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<v Speaker 1>protect the bigger ones because they'll have information on other stories.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll come to you and say, listen, don't touch this

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<v Speaker 1>a fair story. I know it's making the rounds. I

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<v Speaker 1>got something bigger for you, all better for you, and

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<v Speaker 1>they'll give you an they'll sty'll drop a dime on

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<v Speaker 1>someone else, and you'll run with that story instead. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the dirty part about the business. And look, Bill O'Reilly

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<v Speaker 1>reported on people very honestly and fairly, but then he

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<v Speaker 1>started getting nice. You know why you stopped making those

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<v Speaker 1>trips from New York to LA. You spend a weekend

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<v Speaker 1>in a long week in La. You have a barbecue,

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<v Speaker 1>you're swimming in Warren Baty's pool. Suddenly, you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>write bad things about that guy. You met his wife

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<v Speaker 1>and at betting was so nice. You gave your finger food.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I go to write about that kid who was transgender,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do it. You have a heart. And Howard's

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<v Speaker 1>turned christ. He made fun of everybody. He loved gossip.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why he had me on so much. He loved

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<v Speaker 1>hearing stories about people. Now he's friends with the old

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<v Speaker 1>people he made fun of. He vacations with Addiston, Bateman, Kimmel, Fallon,

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<v Speaker 1>they wear the same fucking shirts at the beach. And

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Levian. I think it's kind of being this. Look.

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey's seventy five years old. You can't do this business forever.

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<v Speaker 1>He's made a fortune. Good for him. Starting out holding

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<v Speaker 1>a microphone outside the people's court, and it turns into

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you know the story. While he

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<v Speaker 1>was doing the people's car up with a microphone outside,

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<v Speaker 1>he saw this kid, I forget his name. Now, I

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<v Speaker 1>should have looked it up first, but I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to talk about this. There was a

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<v Speaker 1>kid with a camera and he was shooting pictures of

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was Ojay's people coming in out and

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey's like, what are you doing? He's telling me, I

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<v Speaker 1>take these pictures, Papapa, and you know, I go on

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<v Speaker 1>the internet, and Harvey Bells went off in his head

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<v Speaker 1>that holy shit, we can have a whole show of

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<v Speaker 1>celebrity gossip bah bah. And I mean a lot more

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<v Speaker 1>went into it than that, but sold the show made

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<v Speaker 1>a fortune. If I'm Harvey, he's seventy five, He's got

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<v Speaker 1>a sixty one year old boyfriend for many many years.

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<v Speaker 1>They just had a kid via surrogate. Obviously, it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of not fair for the kid to have two parents

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<v Speaker 1>over sixty one, over seventy. The kid's gonna be eight

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<v Speaker 1>when they're both dead. This is not a good idea,

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<v Speaker 1>But these gays want a baby calmed down Jesus. So

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<v Speaker 1>it does get dirty. You want to leave walk away.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand, but I mean, look the guys really getting upset.

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<v Speaker 1>This man. He's like, listen, it's unbelievable that millions have

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<v Speaker 1>been wasted and yet here I am. I'm willing to

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<v Speaker 1>deliver to them on a silver platter since February eleventh

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<v Speaker 1>for a bitcoin, But I'm disregardles as a scam. They

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<v Speaker 1>are free and the cases frozen, but the egos remain hot.

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<v Speaker 1>When it comes to me, doesn't talk a dumb guy

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<v Speaker 1>and says he'll surrender the information for half the bitcoin

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<v Speaker 1>and the others half transferred to his wallet after there's

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<v Speaker 1>an arrest. It's not that big a deal. Like if

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<v Speaker 1>some Savannah Gudrie, why did you go back to work

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<v Speaker 1>because she wants them to know that they can't beat

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<v Speaker 1>her bullshit. Just don't cry, stay home with your family

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<v Speaker 1>and your siblings, and try to do something on your

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<v Speaker 1>own to make this, to make this become a clear

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<v Speaker 1>case of what exactly happened. We don't need you. On

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<v Speaker 1>Today's show with fucking Jenna Bush whatever her name is.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never watched that show. I can't stand those shows.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's a journalist. It just it's so stupid. Jen

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<v Speaker 1>is there only because when George Bush dies, they get

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<v Speaker 1>the first any of you. That's all. This is just

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<v Speaker 1>like when her grandfather died and her grandmother died, get

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<v Speaker 1>her on the air, We got DIBs. It's unbelievable. It's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of arrogant that no one's doing anything, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I just I don't know this listen, Arizona, you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>get your act together. The Pima County Sheriff's Department fucked

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<v Speaker 1>this up initially with that stupid sheriff who loves cameras

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<v Speaker 1>but doesn't know how to solve crime. But you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>see him on that reality show coming soon Desert Heat

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<v Speaker 1>No Desert Law, some bullshit title that's really about the

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<v Speaker 1>men and women at the Pima County Sheriff's Department. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't make this up. They're going to be a reality

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<v Speaker 1>show unless the network said let's pull this. These people

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<v Speaker 1>are just idiots, but they filmed it already and this

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<v Speaker 1>this sheriff really like cameras in his face, as you

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<v Speaker 1>could tell back in February. But honestly, for half a

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<v Speaker 1>do it and see what happens. It's a drop in

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<v Speaker 1>the bucket for Savannah Gudfrie. You know, the person doing

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<v Speaker 1>this or no knowing about this is very persistent and

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<v Speaker 1>it's a relatively small amount of money given the circumstances.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, if I'm Harvey eleven, I'm paying thirty

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<v Speaker 1>five grand to this informant to see what can be

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<v Speaker 1>turned up right off has tacked the doctor bull expense,

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<v Speaker 1>and if the case is solved, TMZ goes off the

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<v Speaker 1>charts and they're back in those cities they were pulled from.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but the idea, well, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>whose idea was, let's get Savannah back on the air.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a bad idea. We all, look, she's got millions, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>give up the show and the extra few million and income.

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<v Speaker 1>Do something to help other people, or live for your children,

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<v Speaker 1>or do something something meaningful after this, instead of trying

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<v Speaker 1>to return to what was drastically changed, not just for

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<v Speaker 1>her but for the audience and her colleagues. We'll never

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<v Speaker 1>look at her a gun on TV and think we

408
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<v Speaker 1>never have a blank slate when we see her facebook

409
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<v Speaker 1>going to think of her mother being pulled out of

410
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<v Speaker 1>her house. Would blood in the foyer? And I you know,

411
00:22:17.839 --> 00:22:21.400
<v Speaker 1>I think she probably was dead within two three days.

412
00:22:22.240 --> 00:22:23.880
<v Speaker 1>But it's not the same. No one's gonna want to

413
00:22:23.880 --> 00:22:26.599
<v Speaker 1>see her on TV with a new, cheerful report on

414
00:22:27.079 --> 00:22:29.480
<v Speaker 1>here's what we're doing for Easter, and no one gives

415
00:22:29.519 --> 00:22:36.000
<v Speaker 1>a shit your mother's dead or missing. I don't know.

416
00:22:36.000 --> 00:22:37.640
<v Speaker 1>I would never want to sit in the public eye

417
00:22:37.680 --> 00:22:40.799
<v Speaker 1>and do that after what happened and it's not resolved.

418
00:22:41.319 --> 00:22:46.039
<v Speaker 1>That's traumatizing. The whole thing is said, it's going to

419
00:22:46.119 --> 00:22:50.920
<v Speaker 1>be sad forever. Let's talk about two sick people, two

420
00:22:51.039 --> 00:22:55.519
<v Speaker 1>sick women, but they're one two women. They have joined

421
00:22:55.519 --> 00:22:58.279
<v Speaker 1>the club. That's boy, it's growing in leaps and bounds.

422
00:22:58.319 --> 00:23:02.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about the club of not so hot teachers.

423
00:23:02.200 --> 00:23:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Some hot teachers who fuck students, male students. It's getting ridiculous.

424
00:23:05.680 --> 00:23:08.000
<v Speaker 1>Thank god, we hear more of those stories than a

425
00:23:08.000 --> 00:23:10.920
<v Speaker 1>male teacher messing with a female. But there's so many

426
00:23:10.960 --> 00:23:18.240
<v Speaker 1>of these stories about these unhappy women betting down these schoolboys.

427
00:23:19.079 --> 00:23:21.559
<v Speaker 1>So these two teachers now were doing the same guy.

428
00:23:22.400 --> 00:23:24.319
<v Speaker 1>One of them is the teacher. One of them is

429
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<v Speaker 1>the oldest sister of the Baywatch star Noah Beck. She's

430
00:23:29.519 --> 00:23:33.240
<v Speaker 1>been accused of sexual misconduct with the same teenage kid

431
00:23:33.960 --> 00:23:36.480
<v Speaker 1>at the Arizona High school she works out along with

432
00:23:36.519 --> 00:23:41.039
<v Speaker 1>another teacher. Haley Beck is twenty seven years old. She

433
00:23:41.200 --> 00:23:44.960
<v Speaker 1>was fired over this. That she groomed them then had

434
00:23:45.000 --> 00:23:48.839
<v Speaker 1>sex with his student, even paying him, and she admitted

435
00:23:48.839 --> 00:23:52.920
<v Speaker 1>in messages that the police check felt like straight prostitution

436
00:23:53.039 --> 00:23:55.640
<v Speaker 1>what she was doing. Yet she'd never stopped, and another

437
00:23:55.720 --> 00:23:59.599
<v Speaker 1>teacher at the school, Angelo Burlaca, is forty seven, twenty

438
00:23:59.680 --> 00:24:03.319
<v Speaker 1>years old. She resigned from her job about twenty five

439
00:24:03.400 --> 00:24:07.319
<v Speaker 1>years after she sent that same boy a video of

440
00:24:07.400 --> 00:24:11.319
<v Speaker 1>her saying his name while naked, and she was touching

441
00:24:11.440 --> 00:24:15.359
<v Speaker 1>something that wasn't the stove or you know, a wooden spoon.

442
00:24:16.319 --> 00:24:19.920
<v Speaker 1>You get the picture. A little randy, forty seven year old.

443
00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:23.160
<v Speaker 1>But then again, forty seven women, that's kind of their peak.

444
00:24:23.359 --> 00:24:25.799
<v Speaker 1>Hate to tell you, gang, it's kind of a woman's

445
00:24:26.000 --> 00:24:32.359
<v Speaker 1>sexual peak. So Burlaca really really really piling it on there.

446
00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:36.559
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, this is crazy. The boy's grandmother found one

447
00:24:36.599 --> 00:24:39.599
<v Speaker 1>of the videos on his phone and went straight to authorities.

448
00:24:39.799 --> 00:24:43.359
<v Speaker 1>Thanks grandma, trying to get off on school, you know,

449
00:24:43.480 --> 00:24:45.519
<v Speaker 1>trying to have some fun. I'm trying to tell stories.

450
00:24:45.559 --> 00:24:46.960
<v Speaker 1>You're going to the cops. Why don't you come to

451
00:24:47.000 --> 00:24:49.839
<v Speaker 1>my mother or me or my father? Right to the cops,

452
00:24:50.920 --> 00:24:55.680
<v Speaker 1>bad grandma. Now Beck, the first teacher, who was twenty seven,

453
00:24:55.759 --> 00:24:59.519
<v Speaker 1>was right back in twenty twenty and began having sex

454
00:24:59.519 --> 00:25:03.200
<v Speaker 1>with the kid pretty quickly. And get this, it wasn't

455
00:25:03.200 --> 00:25:07.000
<v Speaker 1>a mystery because the mother told police that she knew

456
00:25:07.039 --> 00:25:10.200
<v Speaker 1>her son was quote having sex with a teacher named

457
00:25:10.200 --> 00:25:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Haley Beck. Okay, so grandma got the video of the

458
00:25:14.519 --> 00:25:17.279
<v Speaker 1>lady touching herself and the mother knows he's banging Haley Beck.

459
00:25:18.519 --> 00:25:21.400
<v Speaker 1>And this began when the kid was a sophomore into

460
00:25:21.440 --> 00:25:25.200
<v Speaker 1>his junior year. She was his psychology teacher, taught about

461
00:25:25.200 --> 00:25:28.480
<v Speaker 1>a headfuck. I mean, here's your psychology teacher doing this

462
00:25:28.519 --> 00:25:33.640
<v Speaker 1>to you. Wow. This missus Beck or miss Beck would

463
00:25:33.640 --> 00:25:37.039
<v Speaker 1>do his homework. She gave him bigger grades, better grades.

464
00:25:37.079 --> 00:25:40.559
<v Speaker 1>She gave him special treatment in class. I'm sure she

465
00:25:40.720 --> 00:25:43.480
<v Speaker 1>let him use her car. She bought him gifts, including

466
00:25:43.519 --> 00:25:47.480
<v Speaker 1>alcohol and drugs, paid him six hundred bucks. At one point,

467
00:25:47.759 --> 00:25:52.079
<v Speaker 1>she called herself his sugar mama, and in thousands of

468
00:25:52.160 --> 00:25:56.279
<v Speaker 1>text messages that exchanged between them, she would say, this

469
00:25:56.359 --> 00:25:59.599
<v Speaker 1>feels straight up like prostitution. But she kept going back.

470
00:26:01.160 --> 00:26:03.640
<v Speaker 1>And she didn't like being compared to the forty seven

471
00:26:03.720 --> 00:26:06.799
<v Speaker 1>year old teacher, because she said, and even though our

472
00:26:06.799 --> 00:26:09.279
<v Speaker 1>situation is still not right, at least him and I

473
00:26:09.319 --> 00:26:12.039
<v Speaker 1>are closer in age. I don't like being compared to

474
00:26:12.079 --> 00:26:16.400
<v Speaker 1>missus b What this is sick? You're still talking like that,

475
00:26:18.240 --> 00:26:21.759
<v Speaker 1>my god. But she wrote them a letter saying, you

476
00:26:21.799 --> 00:26:24.359
<v Speaker 1>know I this relationship is a screaming wrong, but I

477
00:26:24.400 --> 00:26:26.599
<v Speaker 1>feel like we've read the most out of it. Well,

478
00:26:26.599 --> 00:26:30.279
<v Speaker 1>that's nice. Here's what we need, gang. This is happening

479
00:26:30.319 --> 00:26:33.319
<v Speaker 1>too off and we need I don't know, congression. We

480
00:26:33.359 --> 00:26:39.039
<v Speaker 1>need investigations into the way teachers have gone. Uhbot's crazy,

481
00:26:39.960 --> 00:26:43.519
<v Speaker 1>utterly crazy. If they're not turning our kids into communist

482
00:26:43.680 --> 00:26:49.680
<v Speaker 1>activists or changing their gender, or that you're using vile

483
00:26:49.839 --> 00:26:54.200
<v Speaker 1>death threats to people, or you know, in doctrinating our kids,

484
00:26:55.279 --> 00:26:57.839
<v Speaker 1>they're fucking them. I don't know what else to say,

485
00:26:58.079 --> 00:27:00.519
<v Speaker 1>because the kids aren't reading any better, they're not doing

486
00:27:00.559 --> 00:27:04.960
<v Speaker 1>math better. They don't know who Maduro is, they don't

487
00:27:04.960 --> 00:27:07.559
<v Speaker 1>know what the word toola means. So no one's doing

488
00:27:07.599 --> 00:27:11.599
<v Speaker 1>their job. If you gave me a choice chemistry class,

489
00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:13.880
<v Speaker 1>or you can bang miss Tory, bring on this Tory,

490
00:27:14.039 --> 00:27:18.680
<v Speaker 1>but you'll never know about chemistry. Who cares? I don't care.

491
00:27:20.640 --> 00:27:22.720
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna need trigonometry at one point, No, I'm not.

492
00:27:23.640 --> 00:27:25.440
<v Speaker 1>But Miss Tarro will make me a better lover. I

493
00:27:25.480 --> 00:27:30.559
<v Speaker 1>want that. But it's all because you know, the teachers'

494
00:27:30.640 --> 00:27:34.079
<v Speaker 1>union is so big, They got so many politicians under

495
00:27:34.119 --> 00:27:37.559
<v Speaker 1>their thumbs, you know. But what are we gonna do.

496
00:27:37.759 --> 00:27:39.880
<v Speaker 1>People want to defund the police, how about we defund

497
00:27:39.920 --> 00:27:43.359
<v Speaker 1>some schools that aren't operating and working at all. They

498
00:27:43.359 --> 00:27:47.160
<v Speaker 1>can't teach anyway. But let me tell you something, and

499
00:27:47.160 --> 00:27:48.880
<v Speaker 1>this is what a lot of people will not say,

500
00:27:48.920 --> 00:27:50.480
<v Speaker 1>and maybe some of you'll get mad at me for

501
00:27:50.519 --> 00:27:54.400
<v Speaker 1>saying it, But every guy who's listening is going, eh,

502
00:27:54.720 --> 00:27:58.200
<v Speaker 1>we're giving each other a wink, wink, nudge nudge. Because

503
00:27:58.240 --> 00:28:04.680
<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. That kid played not one, but two teachers.

504
00:28:05.319 --> 00:28:07.519
<v Speaker 1>There was no rape. Okay, trust me, when you're a

505
00:28:07.599 --> 00:28:10.720
<v Speaker 1>junior and senior, you're not getting raped. You're an active participant.

506
00:28:11.200 --> 00:28:13.559
<v Speaker 1>He's not in fifth grade, sixth grade popping his first

507
00:28:13.559 --> 00:28:16.039
<v Speaker 1>boner not knowing what to do with it. No, this

508
00:28:16.200 --> 00:28:19.599
<v Speaker 1>is a kid who's probably had sets before, runs around

509
00:28:19.640 --> 00:28:22.680
<v Speaker 1>with guys, has beer in the weekend, is an athlete. Eh,

510
00:28:23.160 --> 00:28:26.319
<v Speaker 1>this kid's a legend. His story is gonna live on

511
00:28:26.400 --> 00:28:29.920
<v Speaker 1>in history. If he has a podcast with the two

512
00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:31.640
<v Speaker 1>of his buddies from high school like me and Kenny

513
00:28:31.680 --> 00:28:33.759
<v Speaker 1>and might do, they're gonna still be talking about it

514
00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:37.680
<v Speaker 1>forty five years from now. But here's what it takes

515
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:39.359
<v Speaker 1>for this kind of shit to happen. You need a

516
00:28:39.359 --> 00:28:42.160
<v Speaker 1>good look in high school stud We had a kid

517
00:28:42.160 --> 00:28:45.200
<v Speaker 1>in high school, Roddy McLaughlin. WoT a full chest of hair,

518
00:28:45.680 --> 00:28:49.480
<v Speaker 1>a long ponytailed, great physique, good looking chin, cleft chin,

519
00:28:49.880 --> 00:28:52.599
<v Speaker 1>stubble on his face. I mean he looked like someone's

520
00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:56.200
<v Speaker 1>father or twenty five year old brother. Teachers loved him,

521
00:28:57.319 --> 00:28:59.559
<v Speaker 1>love to get Roddy. I don't know where he is

522
00:28:59.599 --> 00:29:02.200
<v Speaker 1>these days. He was a good athlete, fast, funny guy,

523
00:29:03.079 --> 00:29:06.279
<v Speaker 1>good looking dude, but didn't throw it in your face.

524
00:29:06.319 --> 00:29:08.680
<v Speaker 1>He just didn't really know how good look anymore. He

525
00:29:08.759 --> 00:29:12.720
<v Speaker 1>was a good kid. But it takes for this to happen.

526
00:29:12.759 --> 00:29:15.119
<v Speaker 1>You neat a good looking kid stud. You got to

527
00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:17.920
<v Speaker 1>mix in two plain looking female teachers. Some of them

528
00:29:17.920 --> 00:29:23.480
<v Speaker 1>are hot, these two aren't. It's obvious to see these women.

529
00:29:23.519 --> 00:29:25.640
<v Speaker 1>I think the older one is married, maybe they both,

530
00:29:25.880 --> 00:29:29.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. These two are in sexless, miserable marriages.

531
00:29:29.920 --> 00:29:32.079
<v Speaker 1>It sucks if you're twenty seven you're not getting any,

532
00:29:32.200 --> 00:29:34.960
<v Speaker 1>forty seven not getting any, and you're at your sexual peak.

533
00:29:35.200 --> 00:29:38.839
<v Speaker 1>Shit's gonna happen. Divorce is too costly. It sucks to

534
00:29:38.880 --> 00:29:41.680
<v Speaker 1>go through that shit in a small town. And now

535
00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:44.079
<v Speaker 1>they're going through this in a small town, so divorce

536
00:29:44.079 --> 00:29:46.359
<v Speaker 1>would have been easier. And by the way, clean up

537
00:29:46.359 --> 00:29:51.519
<v Speaker 1>your act, Arizona. First, the Pimas Sheriff office completely fucked

538
00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:55.200
<v Speaker 1>up the whole Nancy Guffree kidnapping. And now you're all

539
00:29:55.480 --> 00:29:58.440
<v Speaker 1>You got all these horned up female teachers betting down

540
00:29:58.519 --> 00:30:03.680
<v Speaker 1>high school boys. You're acting like Minnesota, Arizona. Jo Leone,

541
00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:08.319
<v Speaker 1>can you get your people online? You gotta do what

542
00:30:08.400 --> 00:30:12.799
<v Speaker 1>I did. I've pecked around this story over the last

543
00:30:12.799 --> 00:30:14.319
<v Speaker 1>seven years. I don't think I've ever laid it out

544
00:30:14.359 --> 00:30:17.119
<v Speaker 1>for you, but here it is. I felt so hard

545
00:30:17.160 --> 00:30:22.680
<v Speaker 1>for my Italian teacher, Miss Mafucci MS period Miss. That

546
00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:26.480
<v Speaker 1>was during the days with Miss was very important. Not Miss.

547
00:30:26.880 --> 00:30:30.559
<v Speaker 1>She wasn't married, She's Miss. I had her as a

548
00:30:30.599 --> 00:30:34.839
<v Speaker 1>junior as my Italian teacher, and we had a lot

549
00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:37.400
<v Speaker 1>of fun. My buddy John Mono and I were in

550
00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:40.160
<v Speaker 1>the same class. We laughed so hard, him and I

551
00:30:40.839 --> 00:30:44.519
<v Speaker 1>and I'd flirt with my teacher, openly flirt. She'd sometimes

552
00:30:44.559 --> 00:30:47.039
<v Speaker 1>wear like a skirt to her knee and when she

553
00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:49.359
<v Speaker 1>was at my desk, but she always stopped at my desk.

554
00:30:49.400 --> 00:30:51.920
<v Speaker 1>I was the second seat from the front. She'd stop

555
00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:53.880
<v Speaker 1>at my desk. She'd put her hand on my shoulder

556
00:30:54.000 --> 00:30:56.000
<v Speaker 1>or my head and she'd talk to the class and

557
00:30:56.039 --> 00:30:58.000
<v Speaker 1>I would drop my pen and make leave. I'm looking

558
00:30:58.079 --> 00:30:59.920
<v Speaker 1>up her skirt and she'd get all red and laugh.

559
00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:04.599
<v Speaker 1>She had a great smile, just a real pretty pretty

560
00:31:05.119 --> 00:31:08.759
<v Speaker 1>She was beautiful, Miss Maffucci, and we'd flirt, you know,

561
00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:10.680
<v Speaker 1>and I look forward to seeing her as soon as

562
00:31:10.680 --> 00:31:13.599
<v Speaker 1>I walk up in the morning, no bullshit. And when

563
00:31:13.640 --> 00:31:16.039
<v Speaker 1>I walked into a classroom, she and I would smile

564
00:31:16.799 --> 00:31:19.640
<v Speaker 1>so wide and kind of giggle. It really was exactly

565
00:31:19.799 --> 00:31:22.440
<v Speaker 1>like what it's like when you find someone in school

566
00:31:22.440 --> 00:31:24.599
<v Speaker 1>that you like. It was that way, but there was

567
00:31:24.640 --> 00:31:27.440
<v Speaker 1>that energy that we can't do anything about this. If

568
00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:30.079
<v Speaker 1>it was a girl, i'd ask her out. It's miss Mafuci.

569
00:31:31.559 --> 00:31:35.319
<v Speaker 1>So I start my senior year and I'm taking Italian again.

570
00:31:35.359 --> 00:31:37.400
<v Speaker 1>It turns out that I'm taking Italian with a different teacher,

571
00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:39.480
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, no, no, no, no no no. I did

572
00:31:39.519 --> 00:31:42.160
<v Speaker 1>Italian again or the second year just so I could

573
00:31:42.200 --> 00:31:45.160
<v Speaker 1>be with Mafucci. I'm not going to whoever was Googliata,

574
00:31:45.440 --> 00:31:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Miss Googliata, give me Mafucci. So I go to my

575
00:31:48.200 --> 00:31:50.160
<v Speaker 1>gardens counsel I tell him when I he's I've got

576
00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:51.839
<v Speaker 1>to change your whole schedule. So I don't care what

577
00:31:51.880 --> 00:31:54.680
<v Speaker 1>you do. I don't care if I have three gym classes,

578
00:31:54.720 --> 00:31:57.400
<v Speaker 1>this and that, because I had the credits. The last

579
00:31:57.480 --> 00:32:01.599
<v Speaker 1>year of high school was like take trigonometry over, take Italian.

580
00:32:02.000 --> 00:32:03.839
<v Speaker 1>And it really wasn't much else to do. Was I

581
00:32:03.880 --> 00:32:06.839
<v Speaker 1>was in gym three periods a day, playing European handball.

582
00:32:06.880 --> 00:32:10.759
<v Speaker 1>I loved that game. So he fixes my shit up.

583
00:32:11.039 --> 00:32:13.720
<v Speaker 1>Two weeks into the school year. I don't knock. I'll

584
00:32:13.720 --> 00:32:16.880
<v Speaker 1>walk right into my Fucci's room. She looks at me, like,

585
00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:21.160
<v Speaker 1>what the heck is going on? And what are you

586
00:32:21.200 --> 00:32:23.240
<v Speaker 1>doing here? I said, there was a mistake on my

587
00:32:23.279 --> 00:32:26.079
<v Speaker 1>class list, And then I looked at some junior who

588
00:32:26.119 --> 00:32:28.319
<v Speaker 1>was sitting in my seat. That's my seat. I sit there.

589
00:32:28.359 --> 00:32:30.240
<v Speaker 1>You go in the back, And she moved a kid

590
00:32:30.720 --> 00:32:33.359
<v Speaker 1>and sat me up front again so we could have

591
00:32:33.440 --> 00:32:37.519
<v Speaker 1>it like we had the year before. So there was

592
00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:41.319
<v Speaker 1>this one day and everything was going great, smiling, laughing, giggling.

593
00:32:42.440 --> 00:32:44.279
<v Speaker 1>One day she was in a bit of a shitty mood.

594
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:46.759
<v Speaker 1>It happens, and I was too for some reason. So

595
00:32:48.160 --> 00:32:50.440
<v Speaker 1>I was talking in class or something, and she playfully

596
00:32:50.519 --> 00:32:53.279
<v Speaker 1>threw in a race for me while she wasn't looking,

597
00:32:53.440 --> 00:32:55.400
<v Speaker 1>just talking. She made like she did a no look,

598
00:32:55.839 --> 00:32:58.039
<v Speaker 1>just to be like, shut up, ag, I'm talking, and I,

599
00:32:58.160 --> 00:32:59.920
<v Speaker 1>for some reason, I picked it up my threw back

600
00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:02.160
<v Speaker 1>her and it hit her in the shoulder and there

601
00:33:02.160 --> 00:33:04.319
<v Speaker 1>was old chalk dust on her shoulder. Was stupid of

602
00:33:04.359 --> 00:33:06.720
<v Speaker 1>me to do that. I don't think I even wanted

603
00:33:06.759 --> 00:33:08.440
<v Speaker 1>a hit. I just want to throw it back, and

604
00:33:08.480 --> 00:33:11.680
<v Speaker 1>it hit and her eyes filled up with like she

605
00:33:11.839 --> 00:33:14.839
<v Speaker 1>filled up. She didn't like that, so I stay off

606
00:33:14.839 --> 00:33:18.680
<v Speaker 1>the class to apologize. And I'm seventeen, gonna be eighteen

607
00:33:18.680 --> 00:33:22.200
<v Speaker 1>in June. She was twenty six. Not that much of

608
00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:26.799
<v Speaker 1>a difference, right, So one day she's in class and

609
00:33:26.799 --> 00:33:28.400
<v Speaker 1>we used to bust the balls, and she ends up

610
00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:31.160
<v Speaker 1>saying she's seeing someone. She's got a new boyfriend. The

611
00:33:31.240 --> 00:33:33.599
<v Speaker 1>girls were so happy. Let me hear about them. It

612
00:33:33.640 --> 00:33:35.519
<v Speaker 1>wasn't back then. No one had the phone to show

613
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<v Speaker 1>you pictures of the guy the girl. It was just

614
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<v Speaker 1>all the girls loved it. All the guys were pissed off.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy was a forty three year old businessman. She's

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six, all right, so you know, and she came

617
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<v Speaker 1>from a wealthy family. Her family owned Mafucci Trucking. There

618
00:33:51.279 --> 00:33:54.079
<v Speaker 1>were a big trucking outfit all over Norng Island and

619
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<v Speaker 1>New York City, Staten Island. Mafucci Trucking was big, so

620
00:33:59.079 --> 00:34:02.440
<v Speaker 1>the girls were thrilled her. Me and the guys began

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00:34:02.519 --> 00:34:05.680
<v Speaker 1>to break her balls right because we all wanted her.

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<v Speaker 1>And I remember, I said, what do you do? You

623
00:34:08.119 --> 00:34:10.840
<v Speaker 1>know the age difference. You think it's fine now, but

624
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<v Speaker 1>when you're forty three, I mean when you're when you're seven,

625
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<v Speaker 1>he's gonna be eighty seven. When when you're eighty he'll

626
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<v Speaker 1>be dead, you know, just doing stupid things that seventeen

627
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<v Speaker 1>year old kids would say. And she's smiling and laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't really bother me. I didn't care. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give a sham stall like this. They'll flirt

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<v Speaker 1>with her. So one night was parent teacher night. My

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<v Speaker 1>father was working. I didn't go. My mother went. My

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00:34:34.039 --> 00:34:37.480
<v Speaker 1>mother comes back and she looked and she says, my god,

633
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<v Speaker 1>what have you done to your Italian teacher? I said,

634
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<v Speaker 1>why she goes? She talks about you and smiles and laughs.

635
00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:46.000
<v Speaker 1>She told me she's crazy about shoes. She's gonna miss

636
00:34:46.039 --> 00:34:48.480
<v Speaker 1>you so much. She thinks that you look just to

637
00:34:48.519 --> 00:34:51.760
<v Speaker 1>act like her brother. But she, boy, oh boy, does

638
00:34:51.800 --> 00:34:54.559
<v Speaker 1>she like you that kind of shit. You better be behaving.

639
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<v Speaker 1>And there I said, I am, well, it's all good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I needed to hear. I knew. I just

641
00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:05.159
<v Speaker 1>knew I'd end up seeing her after graduation and maybe

642
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<v Speaker 1>in college. Maybe I just knew that I'm not doing

643
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<v Speaker 1>mis Mafucci. You know, in the years passed, and it

644
00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:13.440
<v Speaker 1>seemed like it wasn't gonna happen at some point, but

645
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<v Speaker 1>then one day I was married for five years, and

646
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<v Speaker 1>one day I was divorced. Now it's nineteen ninety one,

647
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<v Speaker 1>it's been eleven years since I last saw Ms Mafucci,

648
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<v Speaker 1>and my buddy calls me. Buddy, Tony Girodo calls me.

649
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<v Speaker 1>He says, just bought a house in Garden City, very

650
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:33.199
<v Speaker 1>nice neighborhood in Nassau County. He says, you're not gonna

651
00:35:33.199 --> 00:35:35.599
<v Speaker 1>believe him when who lives next door to me? Ms Mafucci.

652
00:35:36.000 --> 00:35:39.480
<v Speaker 1>No shit, Yeah, first thing she did is ask about

653
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<v Speaker 1>you anyhow. She gave me a number, she said the caller.

654
00:35:42.920 --> 00:35:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, Now I just came out of a marriage,

655
00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:49.639
<v Speaker 1>so I really wasn't active in dating yet, and I

656
00:35:49.679 --> 00:35:52.599
<v Speaker 1>hadn't dated. I was with Jennifer for six years before

657
00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:55.519
<v Speaker 1>we were married for five years, so I was completely

658
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<v Speaker 1>out of practice. But you know, I'm a man, I'm

659
00:35:58.760 --> 00:36:00.960
<v Speaker 1>a guy. I could figure something. So I was nervous.

660
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<v Speaker 1>But now I'm twenty nine and she's what thirty seven?

661
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<v Speaker 1>What's the problem with that? A little quick calculation in

662
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<v Speaker 1>my head, So this means her boyfriend would be fifty

663
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<v Speaker 1>four or so. And back then, to me, fifty four

664
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<v Speaker 1>was ancient, like when Carr was dating Trump, he was

665
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:17.079
<v Speaker 1>in his fifties, and I'd say, well, you want this

666
00:36:17.159 --> 00:36:21.519
<v Speaker 1>fucking old man? Mean, I'm gonna be sixty four. It's

667
00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:25.679
<v Speaker 1>all relative, depending upon where you sit. So I called her.

668
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<v Speaker 1>We laughed a lot, We went met for coffee, We

669
00:36:28.840 --> 00:36:32.320
<v Speaker 1>caught up, we flirted. She had since gotten married to

670
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<v Speaker 1>that same guy, but we were grown ups now and

671
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:39.639
<v Speaker 1>it didn't shadow me. We talked about my divorce, her wedding,

672
00:36:40.840 --> 00:36:42.280
<v Speaker 1>but I did say to well, well, now I can

673
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<v Speaker 1>call you Marie. I don't say Miss Mafuci anymore. She

674
00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:47.239
<v Speaker 1>because you better call me Marie. So she was Marie

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00:36:47.960 --> 00:36:49.679
<v Speaker 1>and we had a nice day. And then you went

676
00:36:49.719 --> 00:36:51.760
<v Speaker 1>back to her house, showed me the house, which I

677
00:36:51.760 --> 00:36:54.239
<v Speaker 1>felt kind of weird. Part of me thought, do I

678
00:36:54.280 --> 00:36:56.159
<v Speaker 1>make a move here? No, she's married, this is like

679
00:36:56.360 --> 00:36:58.320
<v Speaker 1>I you know, so that wasn't gonna happen. But we

680
00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:05.199
<v Speaker 1>did kiss and some petty as it was called back

681
00:37:05.239 --> 00:37:08.199
<v Speaker 1>then in my car, not inside the home. It was

682
00:37:08.239 --> 00:37:09.840
<v Speaker 1>before we got in the home. But it just it

683
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<v Speaker 1>was a sweet moment, very sweet moment. It was only

684
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<v Speaker 1>a few years later that Van Halen comes out with

685
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<v Speaker 1>hot for teacher. Maybe they came out with it already,

686
00:37:17.760 --> 00:37:22.119
<v Speaker 1>I forget, But I mean I didn't really understand that

687
00:37:22.199 --> 00:37:24.760
<v Speaker 1>I'd been involved with that sort of thing. And then

688
00:37:24.800 --> 00:37:26.880
<v Speaker 1>you see that video of how much they're into the teacher.

689
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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh God. That was my junior and senior year.

690
00:37:29.880 --> 00:37:32.960
<v Speaker 1>Two years of flirting and touching, which I never regretted

691
00:37:34.199 --> 00:37:36.360
<v Speaker 1>or felt like she was taking advantage of me because

692
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<v Speaker 1>of my age, and then four years at college, a

693
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<v Speaker 1>five year marriage at divorce before I was able to

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<v Speaker 1>see her again, and the same feelings were there. It's

695
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<v Speaker 1>like a cup of coffee. It's a very famous song

696
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<v Speaker 1>by the great Jimmy Rizselli in Italian. He sings a

697
00:37:48.880 --> 00:37:51.960
<v Speaker 1>song called at tatsa cafe, which means a cup of coffee.

698
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<v Speaker 1>And he's telling you that mayan Anna would translate for

699
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<v Speaker 1>me very dramatically. She would say, he's saying a woman

700
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<v Speaker 1>is like a cup of call fee. You can't just

701
00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:02.880
<v Speaker 1>take her in your hand and drink her. You've got

702
00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:05.039
<v Speaker 1>to stir the sugar to the top and then you drink.

703
00:38:05.480 --> 00:38:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Then she tastes the best. You know. She was so dramatic,

704
00:38:09.719 --> 00:38:15.199
<v Speaker 1>but that's what it was, you know, same feelings were there,

705
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:17.239
<v Speaker 1>just had to stir them up again with some sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't for one second, nor have ever felt

707
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<v Speaker 1>any type of embarrassment or despondency or some suspicion that

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<v Speaker 1>I was targeted by an older female teacher. Fuck No,

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00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:31.119
<v Speaker 1>I was the aggressor and I was lucky enough to

710
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<v Speaker 1>have a beautiful teacher who played along. And I only

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<v Speaker 1>hope my son to have that same memory one day.

712
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<v Speaker 1>And with the way so many female teachers are hiking

713
00:38:39.880 --> 00:38:42.440
<v Speaker 1>up their skirts nowadays, maybe it's already happened for all

714
00:38:42.480 --> 00:38:46.239
<v Speaker 1>I know. Maybe you'll have a Missmafuci of his own,

715
00:38:47.039 --> 00:38:49.079
<v Speaker 1>and he'll take him over a decade to tie a

716
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<v Speaker 1>bowl around it. But if he's my son. He'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>On AJ Benson I was your Daily Unfiltered Podcast April a,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six. I gotta sign off because this fucking thing

719
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<v Speaker 1>keeps crashing, and I hope Mike could make heads and

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00:39:01.320 --> 00:39:04.719
<v Speaker 1>tails out of this on my Take two Talk to

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<v Speaker 1>You Tomorrow. I'm gonna send it to you now, but

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<v Speaker 1>toward the end the platform kept saying that it was

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<v Speaker 1>having trouble period. So let me see what this sounds like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll send it over as soon as possible. M dude,
