Speaker 1: From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza fame. Uh, he'd liked
Speaker 1: to be walked on a leash and play really dirty,
Speaker 1: kinky sex games. He's uh the guy put the cock
Speaker 1: in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Benzi
Speaker 1: here with fame? Is it? Bitch? This is your daily
Speaker 1: Unfiltered podcast for April eighth, twenty twenty six. Oh four
Speaker 1: oh eight, two oh two six. Like it. Everything is even,
Speaker 1: the four, the eight, the twenty to twenty six. I
Speaker 1: love it. It's a good start. Hope you having a
Speaker 1: good day. Uh. Came home from work early today. There
Speaker 1: was some problems in the recording room with some wires.
Speaker 1: Who knows. We got out about an hour and a
Speaker 1: half early. Came home thinking I'd be uh watching the war,
Speaker 1: but Trump gave him two more weeks before I send
Speaker 1: you back to the Stone Age. I know the Stone
Speaker 1: Age very well. Yeah. I mean it's sad, you know,
Speaker 1: the whole thing. People innocent women and children making a
Speaker 1: chain around these nuclear plants and I don't know what
Speaker 1: the fuck out It's just this is so gross. But
Speaker 1: I'm not one of those people who's gonna sit back
Speaker 1: and go we can't do this. Let's just stop. Let
Speaker 1: them stay with what they have. They're not gonna bother us. Now.
Speaker 1: You gotta put your foot on their necks and bast
Speaker 1: their heads open. I'm sorry, you can't. Just when they're
Speaker 1: saying death to America for forty seven years and doing
Speaker 1: all they count to kill our soldiers, et cetera, and
Speaker 1: fucking around with the whole Middle East, I'm sorry, killing
Speaker 1: their own people. You know, this is why I want
Speaker 1: the Trump. At the beginning, I didn't like the way
Speaker 1: the world was with respect to how they treated their
Speaker 1: people in different countries and then threatening us. It was
Speaker 1: getting to be ridiculous. We were being kicked around like
Speaker 1: the redheaded stepchild. Trump shows up, fuck you when we're America.
Speaker 1: You don't do that does anymore? And he's making that known.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it, but you know me anyhow,
Speaker 1: get to more about in the second. It's not a
Speaker 1: political show. Don't worry. I do want to say. Rosalie
Speaker 1: puts out a group text to me Joey and his
Speaker 1: wife Juliett this morning and she's dad fell you know,
Speaker 1: she's downstairs on the couch, probably fall asleep by eight
Speaker 1: thirty nine because she gets tired, She'll ask me what
Speaker 1: movie should be watching. I'll said, try this movie. You know,
Speaker 1: if she worked that day, then by the time eight
Speaker 1: thirty nine o'clock she's done, she'll fall asleep. The mouth's
Speaker 1: open catching flies. AJ must have fall asleep. How'd that
Speaker 1: movie end? How to end? You don't even know what started? Anyhow, Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: dad fell last night. Blah blah bah. You know, she's
Speaker 1: doing the whole thing. And apparently he was. He was
Speaker 1: calling her name for an hour. She didn't hear it.
Speaker 1: That's why when I was there, you know, I could
Speaker 1: hear it. I was like very sensitive to even though
Speaker 1: it was two floors above me. I was sensitive to
Speaker 1: loud noises when I was sleep and I slept light anyhow,
Speaker 1: So so she goes he touched, he grabbed his life
Speaker 1: alert button, impressed it, and I didn't know. And I'm
Speaker 1: knocked on the door and there's like four men coming in,
Speaker 1: you know, paramedics to help that. I'm like, wet's Oh,
Speaker 1: your husband fell, And they said to why don't you
Speaker 1: hit the life but an hour ago, Oh I forgot
Speaker 1: because it's a new thing. And they got him up, up, up,
Speaker 1: and you know, the guys loved Rosalie and they were
Speaker 1: looking at pictures. They saw me and Stallone and Jackie
Speaker 1: in one picture. Who knows Stalone? Are you family? Oh
Speaker 1: that's my brother and my son. My brother was in
Speaker 1: the movie. But really nice guys. And I'm probably Rose
Speaker 1: who didn't feed them cook for them. But she says,
Speaker 1: you know, I think I'm going to give you a
Speaker 1: father a whistle now, so i'll hear the whistle if
Speaker 1: you blow. I said, sure, give him a whistle. Put
Speaker 1: his umpire's big padded chest protector on him so if
Speaker 1: he falls forward, he won't care. Matter of fact. Put
Speaker 1: his umpire's face mask on right so he can't shatter
Speaker 1: his face like the last time. And he got a
Speaker 1: bunch of stitches on his nose and forehead. Even put
Speaker 1: shin guards on him, so don't bump his legs into
Speaker 1: the dresser when he goes to the bathroom, and he
Speaker 1: put him in. Dad put baseball on, and I'll think
Speaker 1: he's out there calling a game. But this is what
Speaker 1: you do when things are bleak and times are bad.
Speaker 1: We have to make each other laugh or else, you know,
Speaker 1: it's just too sad. And I said, this reminds you
Speaker 1: of Daddy. When my father was dying, I would see
Speaker 1: him every day after college and I drive. The hospital
Speaker 1: was fifteen and ten minutes away from where I went
Speaker 1: to school, and I would come in clean him up.
Speaker 1: You know. His skin was always dry and flaky and peeling.
Speaker 1: It was awful. And after months in the hospital, I said,
Speaker 1: let me because they let him smoke. They let him
Speaker 1: smoke in bed. This is nineteen eighty five. It was
Speaker 1: a different world. Even guys smoked in the waiting room.
Speaker 1: I was with so many gay men because my father
Speaker 1: was on the aids floor because his skin was it
Speaker 1: was the cancer was very noticeable on the skin level. Epidemas, yeah, holes, sores.
Speaker 1: It was just awful. So I was with a lot
Speaker 1: of gay guys and they all looked, you know, so sad.
Speaker 1: Some of them had to sunk it in, look like
Speaker 1: they had age too, you could tell. But before you
Speaker 1: win my father's room, you have to put gloves on.
Speaker 1: It was all that. I didn't put gloves on. Fuck that.
Speaker 1: So I walk in one day, I said, let me
Speaker 1: give that a treat. It's been years, I've been months.
Speaker 1: I put a little doers scotch into a little medicine bottle,
Speaker 1: like to give him a shot a scotch. What the
Speaker 1: hell the little pleasures in life? You know? He loved
Speaker 1: his scotch. So I go, Dad, here, try this. What's this?
Speaker 1: I said, just drink it. He drinks it. You should
Speaker 1: have it. Looked like he put a red hot poker
Speaker 1: up his ass. He's like that, what is that? I said,
Speaker 1: that's it's doers, it's scotch. No, no, no, he couldn't.
Speaker 1: He's like he was breathing fire. No more, never again.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I said, you drank that every day? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's done. That's over. I'm thinking about that because Jack
Speaker 1: is telling Roselick he was in the hospital for about
Speaker 1: five days a few weeks ago, and he comes home.
Speaker 1: You know what, that U hospital food wasn't dead. I
Speaker 1: liked it, like as if telling her because he'll tell
Speaker 1: it ro I couldn't eat your food last night. It
Speaker 1: was cold, she said, because you let it still in
Speaker 1: this on the dress for an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: Of course it's cold. Well I didn't like it anyhow,
Speaker 1: very like I didn't like to. So she makes every Easter,
Speaker 1: Rosie makes a big pie we call pizza Ustica it's
Speaker 1: very Italian. It's a baked pie. Inside the pie is
Speaker 1: sausage with fenel, chunks of ham, chunks of salami, muzzadel
Speaker 1: grated cheese. It's a very Italian thing for Easter. He said,
Speaker 1: I don't think I like your pizza Ustica. He's been
Speaker 1: eating it sixty years every Easter. Now, he tells her,
Speaker 1: so she has to laugh, because we all know it's craziness.
Speaker 1: Oh God, when the in comes. Some people it's just
Speaker 1: it's what are you gonna do? Guys? You gotta make
Speaker 1: yourself laugh or else life can be so overwhelmingly said
Speaker 1: and trying that some people may think it's callous, but
Speaker 1: now it's not. You know, I laugh at funerals, not
Speaker 1: not because I think it's funny, because I gotta stop
Speaker 1: myself from being overly emotional. You know, my thank God,
Speaker 1: my buddies, Jagavino, Kenny Wood, Mike Gallagher, Tony Box, they're
Speaker 1: all the same. So when we went and Chico. Of course,
Speaker 1: when my father died, you know, my cousin Raymond, who
Speaker 1: was a big, long haired guy, went to Vietnam, came
Speaker 1: back and really became like one of those long haired,
Speaker 1: long beard dudes. You know what I mean. He was
Speaker 1: in music. He was just Raymond was wild. And he's
Speaker 1: at the funeral. My friends don't really see him. They
Speaker 1: don't know him because he was like fifteen years older
Speaker 1: than me. So it's a very solemn moment. Somebody's about
Speaker 1: to talk a preacher, a priest. We don't know. My
Speaker 1: father was more than an agnostic. He didn't believe in
Speaker 1: God alved either way priests about that. Mike Gallagher turns
Speaker 1: to being really clout and goes, he points to my
Speaker 1: cousin Raymond. He goes, it's good that Seezy Top came
Speaker 1: to your father's wedding. I mean, how do you not laugh?
Speaker 1: The four of us broke apart like it's just too funny?
Speaker 1: Thank God. But like I said, I came home from
Speaker 1: work today to watch the war on TV, as bad
Speaker 1: as that sounds, and I find out Trump gave him
Speaker 1: two more weeks and that's it, and that's it, and
Speaker 1: people are losing their minds. The celebrities are screaming. Pod Malakshmi,
Speaker 1: who I think is so fucking beautiful, the model who
Speaker 1: does all the cooking shows. You've seen her. She's Indian
Speaker 1: of Indian descent. And she's like, you know, and I
Speaker 1: talked to her online, but I can't anymore. I know
Speaker 1: that she's liberal. She took a picture with the Nero
Speaker 1: and Al Sharpton on No Kings Day in New York.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but I enjoy saying hello to
Speaker 1: her here and there. Whatever. Can't do it anymore. She's
Speaker 1: like this, Trump has got to go. He's no good.
Speaker 1: The guy was adjudicated in court. He's a rapist and
Speaker 1: a fella who's guilty on thirty four counts. He's crazy.
Speaker 1: He's got to go. First of all, don't say he's
Speaker 1: a rapist. That's not the charge, and you're gonna get
Speaker 1: sued and Trump will go after you. And I hate
Speaker 1: the guilty thirty four counts. A means thirty four different
Speaker 1: itemized things on a fire. It's so stupid. You didn't
Speaker 1: go out there and hold the gun to someone set
Speaker 1: thirty four different times in rob convenience stores. It was
Speaker 1: a notation. It was an itemized notation in a bank book.
Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck. Either way, they don't have my algorithm,
Speaker 1: because my algorithm. On Instagram, I see so many men
Speaker 1: and women in Iran making videos begging Trump to keep
Speaker 1: bombing these people, many of them have been fighting for
Speaker 1: their lives for decades, some of them. And as sad
Speaker 1: as it is the sound of bombs and missiles and
Speaker 1: rockets and drones, they're common. They're as common as a
Speaker 1: police siren in Shitsville. I mean, I hate to say it.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's good to live that way, but
Speaker 1: it's so part of their culture, even if America's not around.
Speaker 1: I RAN's throwing bombs left the right, Israel's hitting namb
Speaker 1: They're hitting Katar. It's bananas, you know. And I hear
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson saying such stupid shit. Trump's gonna use nuclear weapons.
Speaker 1: Trump's gonna use nuclear weapons. And Iran and Kamala Harris
Speaker 1: is saying things on that order. They're just full of shit.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna do that. I wish, you know, you
Speaker 1: want to get them really upset and Iran, take Tucker
Speaker 1: Carlson's crazy laugh, record it and put it on a loop.
Speaker 1: Take that and then get Kamala's cackle, that stupid fucking cackle.
Speaker 1: Lay them on top of each other on a long loop.
Speaker 1: Let that play twenty four hours. Just drop them down
Speaker 1: with parachutes all over Iran. Let them hear this shit.
Speaker 1: They can't shut them off, they have to shoot them.
Speaker 1: That'd be cruel and unusual. Puny do you need a convention?
Speaker 1: Would probably say that you can't do that, not those two.
Speaker 1: But you don't need a doctorate in a political science
Speaker 1: or military history to understand that Iran a fucking bastards.
Speaker 1: They'll stop it and they won't stop at anything until
Speaker 1: they achieve nuclear capability. And it means you know that
Speaker 1: they want to be able to deliver it far and wide,
Speaker 1: and we know that they've been very open about saying.
Speaker 1: And Trump's the first guy with balls to not be
Speaker 1: afraid like the others were, to say, fuck you, you're
Speaker 1: not having it. Ever, you know, it's hard to hear
Speaker 1: that because you go, who are we to tell a
Speaker 1: country they can't get nugad? But yet we can because
Speaker 1: we're the toughest people on the block. And I said
Speaker 1: this when Trump entered, I want a tough guy. I
Speaker 1: want our enemies on their heels. And that's where we
Speaker 1: have all of them. And that's great. And these pussies
Speaker 1: in Hollywood don't get it. They've never had a fight,
Speaker 1: they've never faced off to somebody they swallow their pride,
Speaker 1: tuck their tail and their assholes and walked the other way.
Speaker 1: They're all pussies. Outside of maybe five percent of them
Speaker 1: are tough guys, well people don't take shit. The rest
Speaker 1: of them are just rollovers. But Tucker and the Canvas
Speaker 1: owns the things they're saying for clicks, likes and subscriptions.
Speaker 1: It's they're just going bananas. Mike was on top of
Speaker 1: this months and months ago. They're rooting for Iran, and
Speaker 1: the reason is they despise Israel. And I don't want
Speaker 1: to be one of those voices who brings up Israel.
Speaker 1: Everything is Israel. JD. Jeffrey upstated it was an Israel massad.
Speaker 1: I can't stand out every story folds into Israel. I can't.
Speaker 1: Although I will tell you my father I probably said
Speaker 1: this many times. My father always said, if this world
Speaker 1: comes to an end, it's going to be Israel has
Speaker 1: something to do with it. Hey, I just you know,
Speaker 1: obviously there are ally people hate them. They've been kicked
Speaker 1: out of how many hundred countries? Their history, you know,
Speaker 1: we know their history. I'm not saying it's right or wrong,
Speaker 1: it just is what it is kicked out of one
Speaker 1: hundred and nine countries, not the number. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I get along with Jews, fuck I saw. I won't
Speaker 1: be one of those voices who make it seem like
Speaker 1: it's all about Israel. I can't. It's all about America
Speaker 1: right now. Trump's not doing this for Israel. Death to
Speaker 1: America is set as often as death to Israel. We're
Speaker 1: the great Satan dead a little Satan. So he's doing
Speaker 1: something about it. Stand behind him. Thank god the Tuckers
Speaker 1: and Canvases weren't in charge in World War Two. We'd
Speaker 1: be speaking German and Japanese. By now, we'd be speaking German,
Speaker 1: eating fucking sushi. Let's move over to America and let's
Speaker 1: get into this Nancy Guthrie story. It's still out there.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like, what are we still doing about this? Well?
Speaker 1: TMZ had once again got two more ransom notes the
Speaker 1: other day, and these notes from this person say we
Speaker 1: know where Nancy Guthrie's body is and who's responsible for
Speaker 1: the kidnapping. There were two notes sent for the same
Speaker 1: mystery person who started about two months ago, who just
Speaker 1: demanded one bitcoin, which is like seventy grand give me
Speaker 1: a big cain I'll give you the information related to
Speaker 1: Savannah's mother's disappearance. Worry first. So Harvey got another letter today,
Speaker 1: same person with an email, I know where her body
Speaker 1: is and who the kidnapper is. Give me half a
Speaker 1: bitcoin and I'll tell you. So now he's coming down
Speaker 1: to half a bitcoin thirty five grand and change. And
Speaker 1: the note also did say she is dead. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised a woman of that age, without medication
Speaker 1: and under such duress. I think she was dead within
Speaker 1: a day. I don't think they wanted to sit around
Speaker 1: talking to her. But the first note was addressed to
Speaker 1: TMZ live and Harvey talked about it, and the guy
Speaker 1: said I saw her alive with them in the state
Speaker 1: of Sonora, Mexico, and TMZ got the FBI involved. The
Speaker 1: guy says he'll surrender the information for half a bitcoin
Speaker 1: and another half a bitcoin transfer to their wallet when
Speaker 1: there's a public arrest. Look, this guy's nothing if not persistent.
Speaker 1: He's not a bother, but you gotta admit, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm curious to what this guy knows. It could be
Speaker 1: a scam, it could be a hoax, but for something
Speaker 1: that's important, you got him investigate he's not asking for
Speaker 1: a million dollars, is thirty five grand and thirty five
Speaker 1: on the clothes. We can't come up with that. If
Speaker 1: I will, Harvard Living, I do it myself. I give
Speaker 1: him thirty five out of my own pocket, rite off
Speaker 1: as a business expense, and watch my numbers rise with
Speaker 1: TMZ because, by the way, many cities around the country
Speaker 1: are getting TMZ's off the air. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you know that, but they're doing less and less than
Speaker 1: they used to do. They're not as popular as it
Speaker 1: used to be. And let me just tell you why
Speaker 1: real quick. Anybody in the business of gossip, whether it's me,
Speaker 1: Howard sterned to a degree, Harvey Levin, anybody that's reporting
Speaker 1: on celebrity, what's his name. God, there are newscasters who
Speaker 1: bill O'Reilly. They tend to get what happens. After a while,
Speaker 1: when you're reporting on celebrity, you start to feel dirty.
Speaker 1: I wanted to take a shower after some of the
Speaker 1: columns I wrote, not because I think the business sucks,
Speaker 1: but because I was in there too long. I had
Speaker 1: my hand on the stove too long. And you know,
Speaker 1: initially you want people to like you. Then you get
Speaker 1: attracted to the power of your job. But you see
Speaker 1: what you can do, whether you're Harvey me Howard to build.
Speaker 1: I know I'm putting myself in some pretty big company,
Speaker 1: but I had a big job for a while, and
Speaker 1: you know I was. I could make or break you
Speaker 1: back then. And eventually it's not to be friendly with
Speaker 1: some of the people you're writing about, and it's natural
Speaker 1: to want to protect some people. Trust me, Harvey love
Speaker 1: and protects so many celebrities. Liz Smith protected celebrities. You
Speaker 1: protect the bigger ones because they'll have information on other stories.
Speaker 1: They'll come to you and say, listen, don't touch this
Speaker 1: a fair story. I know it's making the rounds. I
Speaker 1: got something bigger for you, all better for you, and
Speaker 1: they'll give you an they'll sty'll drop a dime on
Speaker 1: someone else, and you'll run with that story instead. That's
Speaker 1: the dirty part about the business. And look, Bill O'Reilly
Speaker 1: reported on people very honestly and fairly, but then he
Speaker 1: started getting nice. You know why you stopped making those
Speaker 1: trips from New York to LA. You spend a weekend
Speaker 1: in a long week in La. You have a barbecue,
Speaker 1: you're swimming in Warren Baty's pool. Suddenly, you're not gonna
Speaker 1: write bad things about that guy. You met his wife
Speaker 1: and at betting was so nice. You gave your finger food.
Speaker 1: Now I go to write about that kid who was transgender,
Speaker 1: I can't do it. You have a heart. And Howard's
Speaker 1: turned christ. He made fun of everybody. He loved gossip.
Speaker 1: That's why he had me on so much. He loved
Speaker 1: hearing stories about people. Now he's friends with the old
Speaker 1: people he made fun of. He vacations with Addiston, Bateman, Kimmel, Fallon,
Speaker 1: they wear the same fucking shirts at the beach. And
Speaker 1: Harvey Levian. I think it's kind of being this. Look.
Speaker 1: Harvey's seventy five years old. You can't do this business forever.
Speaker 1: He's made a fortune. Good for him. Starting out holding
Speaker 1: a microphone outside the people's court, and it turns into
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know the story. While he
Speaker 1: was doing the people's car up with a microphone outside,
Speaker 1: he saw this kid, I forget his name. Now, I
Speaker 1: should have looked it up first, but I didn't know
Speaker 1: I was going to talk about this. There was a
Speaker 1: kid with a camera and he was shooting pictures of
Speaker 1: I think it was Ojay's people coming in out and
Speaker 1: Harvey's like, what are you doing? He's telling me, I
Speaker 1: take these pictures, Papapa, and you know, I go on
Speaker 1: the internet, and Harvey Bells went off in his head
Speaker 1: that holy shit, we can have a whole show of
Speaker 1: celebrity gossip bah bah. And I mean a lot more
Speaker 1: went into it than that, but sold the show made
Speaker 1: a fortune. If I'm Harvey, he's seventy five, He's got
Speaker 1: a sixty one year old boyfriend for many many years.
Speaker 1: They just had a kid via surrogate. Obviously, it's kind
Speaker 1: of not fair for the kid to have two parents
Speaker 1: over sixty one, over seventy. The kid's gonna be eight
Speaker 1: when they're both dead. This is not a good idea,
Speaker 1: But these gays want a baby calmed down Jesus. So
Speaker 1: it does get dirty. You want to leave walk away.
Speaker 1: I understand, but I mean, look the guys really getting upset.
Speaker 1: This man. He's like, listen, it's unbelievable that millions have
Speaker 1: been wasted and yet here I am. I'm willing to
Speaker 1: deliver to them on a silver platter since February eleventh
Speaker 1: for a bitcoin, But I'm disregardles as a scam. They
Speaker 1: are free and the cases frozen, but the egos remain hot.
Speaker 1: When it comes to me, doesn't talk a dumb guy
Speaker 1: and says he'll surrender the information for half the bitcoin
Speaker 1: and the others half transferred to his wallet after there's
Speaker 1: an arrest. It's not that big a deal. Like if
Speaker 1: some Savannah Gudrie, why did you go back to work
Speaker 1: because she wants them to know that they can't beat
Speaker 1: her bullshit. Just don't cry, stay home with your family
Speaker 1: and your siblings, and try to do something on your
Speaker 1: own to make this, to make this become a clear
Speaker 1: case of what exactly happened. We don't need you. On
Speaker 1: Today's show with fucking Jenna Bush whatever her name is.
Speaker 1: I've never watched that show. I can't stand those shows.
Speaker 1: No one's a journalist. It just it's so stupid. Jen
Speaker 1: is there only because when George Bush dies, they get
Speaker 1: the first any of you. That's all. This is just
Speaker 1: like when her grandfather died and her grandmother died, get
Speaker 1: her on the air, We got DIBs. It's unbelievable. It's
Speaker 1: kind of arrogant that no one's doing anything, you know,
Speaker 1: I just I don't know this listen, Arizona, you gotta
Speaker 1: get your act together. The Pima County Sheriff's Department fucked
Speaker 1: this up initially with that stupid sheriff who loves cameras
Speaker 1: but doesn't know how to solve crime. But you're gonna
Speaker 1: see him on that reality show coming soon Desert Heat
Speaker 1: No Desert Law, some bullshit title that's really about the
Speaker 1: men and women at the Pima County Sheriff's Department. You
Speaker 1: can't make this up. They're going to be a reality
Speaker 1: show unless the network said let's pull this. These people
Speaker 1: are just idiots, but they filmed it already and this
Speaker 1: this sheriff really like cameras in his face, as you
Speaker 1: could tell back in February. But honestly, for half a
Speaker 1: bitcom with the other half coming after, I mean, just
Speaker 1: do it and see what happens. It's a drop in
Speaker 1: the bucket for Savannah Gudfrie. You know, the person doing
Speaker 1: this or no knowing about this is very persistent and
Speaker 1: it's a relatively small amount of money given the circumstances.
Speaker 1: Like I said, if I'm Harvey eleven, I'm paying thirty
Speaker 1: five grand to this informant to see what can be
Speaker 1: turned up right off has tacked the doctor bull expense,
Speaker 1: and if the case is solved, TMZ goes off the
Speaker 1: charts and they're back in those cities they were pulled from.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but the idea, well, I don't know
Speaker 1: whose idea was, let's get Savannah back on the air.
Speaker 1: That's a bad idea. We all, look, she's got millions, okay,
Speaker 1: give up the show and the extra few million and income.
Speaker 1: Do something to help other people, or live for your children,
Speaker 1: or do something something meaningful after this, instead of trying
Speaker 1: to return to what was drastically changed, not just for
Speaker 1: her but for the audience and her colleagues. We'll never
Speaker 1: look at her a gun on TV and think we
Speaker 1: never have a blank slate when we see her facebook
Speaker 1: going to think of her mother being pulled out of
Speaker 1: her house. Would blood in the foyer? And I you know,
Speaker 1: I think she probably was dead within two three days.
Speaker 1: But it's not the same. No one's gonna want to
Speaker 1: see her on TV with a new, cheerful report on
Speaker 1: here's what we're doing for Easter, and no one gives
Speaker 1: a shit your mother's dead or missing. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I would never want to sit in the public eye
Speaker 1: and do that after what happened and it's not resolved.
Speaker 1: That's traumatizing. The whole thing is said, it's going to
Speaker 1: be sad forever. Let's talk about two sick people, two
Speaker 1: sick women, but they're one two women. They have joined
Speaker 1: the club. That's boy, it's growing in leaps and bounds.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the club of not so hot teachers.
Speaker 1: Some hot teachers who fuck students, male students. It's getting ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Thank god, we hear more of those stories than a
Speaker 1: male teacher messing with a female. But there's so many
Speaker 1: of these stories about these unhappy women betting down these schoolboys.
Speaker 1: So these two teachers now were doing the same guy.
Speaker 1: One of them is the teacher. One of them is
Speaker 1: the oldest sister of the Baywatch star Noah Beck. She's
Speaker 1: been accused of sexual misconduct with the same teenage kid
Speaker 1: at the Arizona High school she works out along with
Speaker 1: another teacher. Haley Beck is twenty seven years old. She
Speaker 1: was fired over this. That she groomed them then had
Speaker 1: sex with his student, even paying him, and she admitted
Speaker 1: in messages that the police check felt like straight prostitution
Speaker 1: what she was doing. Yet she'd never stopped, and another
Speaker 1: teacher at the school, Angelo Burlaca, is forty seven, twenty
Speaker 1: years old. She resigned from her job about twenty five
Speaker 1: years after she sent that same boy a video of
Speaker 1: her saying his name while naked, and she was touching
Speaker 1: something that wasn't the stove or you know, a wooden spoon.
Speaker 1: You get the picture. A little randy, forty seven year old.
Speaker 1: But then again, forty seven women, that's kind of their peak.
Speaker 1: Hate to tell you, gang, it's kind of a woman's
Speaker 1: sexual peak. So Burlaca really really really piling it on there.
Speaker 1: But yeah, this is crazy. The boy's grandmother found one
Speaker 1: of the videos on his phone and went straight to authorities.
Speaker 1: Thanks grandma, trying to get off on school, you know,
Speaker 1: trying to have some fun. I'm trying to tell stories.
Speaker 1: You're going to the cops. Why don't you come to
Speaker 1: my mother or me or my father? Right to the cops,
Speaker 1: bad grandma. Now Beck, the first teacher, who was twenty seven,
Speaker 1: was right back in twenty twenty and began having sex
Speaker 1: with the kid pretty quickly. And get this, it wasn't
Speaker 1: a mystery because the mother told police that she knew
Speaker 1: her son was quote having sex with a teacher named
Speaker 1: Haley Beck. Okay, so grandma got the video of the
Speaker 1: lady touching herself and the mother knows he's banging Haley Beck.
Speaker 1: And this began when the kid was a sophomore into
Speaker 1: his junior year. She was his psychology teacher, taught about
Speaker 1: a headfuck. I mean, here's your psychology teacher doing this
Speaker 1: to you. Wow. This missus Beck or miss Beck would
Speaker 1: do his homework. She gave him bigger grades, better grades.
Speaker 1: She gave him special treatment in class. I'm sure she
Speaker 1: let him use her car. She bought him gifts, including
Speaker 1: alcohol and drugs, paid him six hundred bucks. At one point,
Speaker 1: she called herself his sugar mama, and in thousands of
Speaker 1: text messages that exchanged between them, she would say, this
Speaker 1: feels straight up like prostitution. But she kept going back.
Speaker 1: And she didn't like being compared to the forty seven
Speaker 1: year old teacher, because she said, and even though our
Speaker 1: situation is still not right, at least him and I
Speaker 1: are closer in age. I don't like being compared to
Speaker 1: missus b What this is sick? You're still talking like that,
Speaker 1: my god. But she wrote them a letter saying, you
Speaker 1: know I this relationship is a screaming wrong, but I
Speaker 1: feel like we've read the most out of it. Well,
Speaker 1: that's nice. Here's what we need, gang. This is happening
Speaker 1: too off and we need I don't know, congression. We
Speaker 1: need investigations into the way teachers have gone. Uhbot's crazy,
Speaker 1: utterly crazy. If they're not turning our kids into communist
Speaker 1: activists or changing their gender, or that you're using vile
Speaker 1: death threats to people, or you know, in doctrinating our kids,
Speaker 1: they're fucking them. I don't know what else to say,
Speaker 1: because the kids aren't reading any better, they're not doing
Speaker 1: math better. They don't know who Maduro is, they don't
Speaker 1: know what the word toola means. So no one's doing
Speaker 1: their job. If you gave me a choice chemistry class,
Speaker 1: or you can bang miss Tory, bring on this Tory,
Speaker 1: but you'll never know about chemistry. Who cares? I don't care.
Speaker 1: You're gonna need trigonometry at one point, No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: But Miss Tarro will make me a better lover. I
Speaker 1: want that. But it's all because you know, the teachers'
Speaker 1: union is so big, They got so many politicians under
Speaker 1: their thumbs, you know. But what are we gonna do.
Speaker 1: People want to defund the police, how about we defund
Speaker 1: some schools that aren't operating and working at all. They
Speaker 1: can't teach anyway. But let me tell you something, and
Speaker 1: this is what a lot of people will not say,
Speaker 1: and maybe some of you'll get mad at me for
Speaker 1: saying it, But every guy who's listening is going, eh,
Speaker 1: we're giving each other a wink, wink, nudge nudge. Because
Speaker 1: here's the thing. That kid played not one, but two teachers.
Speaker 1: There was no rape. Okay, trust me, when you're a
Speaker 1: junior and senior, you're not getting raped. You're an active participant.
Speaker 1: He's not in fifth grade, sixth grade popping his first
Speaker 1: boner not knowing what to do with it. No, this
Speaker 1: is a kid who's probably had sets before, runs around
Speaker 1: with guys, has beer in the weekend, is an athlete. Eh,
Speaker 1: this kid's a legend. His story is gonna live on
Speaker 1: in history. If he has a podcast with the two
Speaker 1: of his buddies from high school like me and Kenny
Speaker 1: and might do, they're gonna still be talking about it
Speaker 1: forty five years from now. But here's what it takes
Speaker 1: for this kind of shit to happen. You need a
Speaker 1: good look in high school stud We had a kid
Speaker 1: in high school, Roddy McLaughlin. WoT a full chest of hair,
Speaker 1: a long ponytailed, great physique, good looking chin, cleft chin,
Speaker 1: stubble on his face. I mean he looked like someone's
Speaker 1: father or twenty five year old brother. Teachers loved him,
Speaker 1: love to get Roddy. I don't know where he is
Speaker 1: these days. He was a good athlete, fast, funny guy,
Speaker 1: good looking dude, but didn't throw it in your face.
Speaker 1: He just didn't really know how good look anymore. He
Speaker 1: was a good kid. But it takes for this to happen.
Speaker 1: You neat a good looking kid stud. You got to
Speaker 1: mix in two plain looking female teachers. Some of them
Speaker 1: are hot, these two aren't. It's obvious to see these women.
Speaker 1: I think the older one is married, maybe they both,
Speaker 1: I don't know. These two are in sexless, miserable marriages.
Speaker 1: It sucks if you're twenty seven you're not getting any,
Speaker 1: forty seven not getting any, and you're at your sexual peak.
Speaker 1: Shit's gonna happen. Divorce is too costly. It sucks to
Speaker 1: go through that shit in a small town. And now
Speaker 1: they're going through this in a small town, so divorce
Speaker 1: would have been easier. And by the way, clean up
Speaker 1: your act, Arizona. First, the Pimas Sheriff office completely fucked
Speaker 1: up the whole Nancy Guffree kidnapping. And now you're all
Speaker 1: You got all these horned up female teachers betting down
Speaker 1: high school boys. You're acting like Minnesota, Arizona. Jo Leone,
Speaker 1: can you get your people online? You gotta do what
Speaker 1: I did. I've pecked around this story over the last
Speaker 1: seven years. I don't think I've ever laid it out
Speaker 1: for you, but here it is. I felt so hard
Speaker 1: for my Italian teacher, Miss Mafucci MS period Miss. That
Speaker 1: was during the days with Miss was very important. Not Miss.
Speaker 1: She wasn't married, She's Miss. I had her as a
Speaker 1: junior as my Italian teacher, and we had a lot
Speaker 1: of fun. My buddy John Mono and I were in
Speaker 1: the same class. We laughed so hard, him and I
Speaker 1: and I'd flirt with my teacher, openly flirt. She'd sometimes
Speaker 1: wear like a skirt to her knee and when she
Speaker 1: was at my desk, but she always stopped at my desk.
Speaker 1: I was the second seat from the front. She'd stop
Speaker 1: at my desk. She'd put her hand on my shoulder
Speaker 1: or my head and she'd talk to the class and
Speaker 1: I would drop my pen and make leave. I'm looking
Speaker 1: up her skirt and she'd get all red and laugh.
Speaker 1: She had a great smile, just a real pretty pretty
Speaker 1: She was beautiful, Miss Maffucci, and we'd flirt, you know,
Speaker 1: and I look forward to seeing her as soon as
Speaker 1: I walk up in the morning, no bullshit. And when
Speaker 1: I walked into a classroom, she and I would smile
Speaker 1: so wide and kind of giggle. It really was exactly
Speaker 1: like what it's like when you find someone in school
Speaker 1: that you like. It was that way, but there was
Speaker 1: that energy that we can't do anything about this. If
Speaker 1: it was a girl, i'd ask her out. It's miss Mafuci.
Speaker 1: So I start my senior year and I'm taking Italian again.
Speaker 1: It turns out that I'm taking Italian with a different teacher,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, no, no, no no no. I did
Speaker 1: Italian again or the second year just so I could
Speaker 1: be with Mafucci. I'm not going to whoever was Googliata,
Speaker 1: Miss Googliata, give me Mafucci. So I go to my
Speaker 1: gardens counsel I tell him when I he's I've got
Speaker 1: to change your whole schedule. So I don't care what
Speaker 1: you do. I don't care if I have three gym classes,
Speaker 1: this and that, because I had the credits. The last
Speaker 1: year of high school was like take trigonometry over, take Italian.
Speaker 1: And it really wasn't much else to do. Was I
Speaker 1: was in gym three periods a day, playing European handball.
Speaker 1: I loved that game. So he fixes my shit up.
Speaker 1: Two weeks into the school year. I don't knock. I'll
Speaker 1: walk right into my Fucci's room. She looks at me, like,
Speaker 1: what the heck is going on? And what are you
Speaker 1: doing here? I said, there was a mistake on my
Speaker 1: class list, And then I looked at some junior who
Speaker 1: was sitting in my seat. That's my seat. I sit there.
Speaker 1: You go in the back, And she moved a kid
Speaker 1: and sat me up front again so we could have
Speaker 1: it like we had the year before. So there was
Speaker 1: this one day and everything was going great, smiling, laughing, giggling.
Speaker 1: One day she was in a bit of a shitty mood.
Speaker 1: It happens, and I was too for some reason. So
Speaker 1: I was talking in class or something, and she playfully
Speaker 1: threw in a race for me while she wasn't looking,
Speaker 1: just talking. She made like she did a no look,
Speaker 1: just to be like, shut up, ag, I'm talking, and I,
Speaker 1: for some reason, I picked it up my threw back
Speaker 1: her and it hit her in the shoulder and there
Speaker 1: was old chalk dust on her shoulder. Was stupid of
Speaker 1: me to do that. I don't think I even wanted
Speaker 1: a hit. I just want to throw it back, and
Speaker 1: it hit and her eyes filled up with like she
Speaker 1: filled up. She didn't like that, so I stay off
Speaker 1: the class to apologize. And I'm seventeen, gonna be eighteen
Speaker 1: in June. She was twenty six. Not that much of
Speaker 1: a difference, right, So one day she's in class and
Speaker 1: we used to bust the balls, and she ends up
Speaker 1: saying she's seeing someone. She's got a new boyfriend. The
Speaker 1: girls were so happy. Let me hear about them. It
Speaker 1: wasn't back then. No one had the phone to show
Speaker 1: you pictures of the guy the girl. It was just
Speaker 1: all the girls loved it. All the guys were pissed off.
Speaker 1: The guy was a forty three year old businessman. She's
Speaker 1: twenty six, all right, so you know, and she came
Speaker 1: from a wealthy family. Her family owned Mafucci Trucking. There
Speaker 1: were a big trucking outfit all over Norng Island and
Speaker 1: New York City, Staten Island. Mafucci Trucking was big, so
Speaker 1: the girls were thrilled her. Me and the guys began
Speaker 1: to break her balls right because we all wanted her.
Speaker 1: And I remember, I said, what do you do? You
Speaker 1: know the age difference. You think it's fine now, but
Speaker 1: when you're forty three, I mean when you're when you're seven,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be eighty seven. When when you're eighty he'll
Speaker 1: be dead, you know, just doing stupid things that seventeen
Speaker 1: year old kids would say. And she's smiling and laughing.
Speaker 1: It didn't really bother me. I didn't care. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't give a sham stall like this. They'll flirt
Speaker 1: with her. So one night was parent teacher night. My
Speaker 1: father was working. I didn't go. My mother went. My
Speaker 1: mother comes back and she looked and she says, my god,
Speaker 1: what have you done to your Italian teacher? I said,
Speaker 1: why she goes? She talks about you and smiles and laughs.
Speaker 1: She told me she's crazy about shoes. She's gonna miss
Speaker 1: you so much. She thinks that you look just to
Speaker 1: act like her brother. But she, boy, oh boy, does
Speaker 1: she like you that kind of shit. You better be behaving.
Speaker 1: And there I said, I am, well, it's all good.
Speaker 1: That's all I needed to hear. I knew. I just
Speaker 1: knew I'd end up seeing her after graduation and maybe
Speaker 1: in college. Maybe I just knew that I'm not doing
Speaker 1: mis Mafucci. You know, in the years passed, and it
Speaker 1: seemed like it wasn't gonna happen at some point, but
Speaker 1: then one day I was married for five years, and
Speaker 1: one day I was divorced. Now it's nineteen ninety one,
Speaker 1: it's been eleven years since I last saw Ms Mafucci,
Speaker 1: and my buddy calls me. Buddy, Tony Girodo calls me.
Speaker 1: He says, just bought a house in Garden City, very
Speaker 1: nice neighborhood in Nassau County. He says, you're not gonna
Speaker 1: believe him when who lives next door to me? Ms Mafucci.
Speaker 1: No shit, Yeah, first thing she did is ask about
Speaker 1: you anyhow. She gave me a number, she said the caller.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Now I just came out of a marriage,
Speaker 1: so I really wasn't active in dating yet, and I
Speaker 1: hadn't dated. I was with Jennifer for six years before
Speaker 1: we were married for five years, so I was completely
Speaker 1: out of practice. But you know, I'm a man, I'm
Speaker 1: a guy. I could figure something. So I was nervous.
Speaker 1: But now I'm twenty nine and she's what thirty seven?
Speaker 1: What's the problem with that? A little quick calculation in
Speaker 1: my head, So this means her boyfriend would be fifty
Speaker 1: four or so. And back then, to me, fifty four
Speaker 1: was ancient, like when Carr was dating Trump, he was
Speaker 1: in his fifties, and I'd say, well, you want this
Speaker 1: fucking old man? Mean, I'm gonna be sixty four. It's
Speaker 1: all relative, depending upon where you sit. So I called her.
Speaker 1: We laughed a lot, We went met for coffee, We
Speaker 1: caught up, we flirted. She had since gotten married to
Speaker 1: that same guy, but we were grown ups now and
Speaker 1: it didn't shadow me. We talked about my divorce, her wedding,
Speaker 1: but I did say to well, well, now I can
Speaker 1: call you Marie. I don't say Miss Mafuci anymore. She
Speaker 1: because you better call me Marie. So she was Marie
Speaker 1: and we had a nice day. And then you went
Speaker 1: back to her house, showed me the house, which I
Speaker 1: felt kind of weird. Part of me thought, do I
Speaker 1: make a move here? No, she's married, this is like
Speaker 1: I you know, so that wasn't gonna happen. But we
Speaker 1: did kiss and some petty as it was called back
Speaker 1: then in my car, not inside the home. It was
Speaker 1: before we got in the home. But it just it
Speaker 1: was a sweet moment, very sweet moment. It was only
Speaker 1: a few years later that Van Halen comes out with
Speaker 1: hot for teacher. Maybe they came out with it already,
Speaker 1: I forget, But I mean I didn't really understand that
Speaker 1: I'd been involved with that sort of thing. And then
Speaker 1: you see that video of how much they're into the teacher.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh God. That was my junior and senior year.
Speaker 1: Two years of flirting and touching, which I never regretted
Speaker 1: or felt like she was taking advantage of me because
Speaker 1: of my age, and then four years at college, a
Speaker 1: five year marriage at divorce before I was able to
Speaker 1: see her again, and the same feelings were there. It's
Speaker 1: like a cup of coffee. It's a very famous song
Speaker 1: by the great Jimmy Rizselli in Italian. He sings a
Speaker 1: song called at tatsa cafe, which means a cup of coffee.
Speaker 1: And he's telling you that mayan Anna would translate for
Speaker 1: me very dramatically. She would say, he's saying a woman
Speaker 1: is like a cup of call fee. You can't just
Speaker 1: take her in your hand and drink her. You've got
Speaker 1: to stir the sugar to the top and then you drink.
Speaker 1: Then she tastes the best. You know. She was so dramatic,
Speaker 1: but that's what it was, you know, same feelings were there,
Speaker 1: just had to stir them up again with some sugar.
Speaker 1: And I don't for one second, nor have ever felt
Speaker 1: any type of embarrassment or despondency or some suspicion that
Speaker 1: I was targeted by an older female teacher. Fuck No,
Speaker 1: I was the aggressor and I was lucky enough to
Speaker 1: have a beautiful teacher who played along. And I only
Speaker 1: hope my son to have that same memory one day.
Speaker 1: And with the way so many female teachers are hiking
Speaker 1: up their skirts nowadays, maybe it's already happened for all
Speaker 1: I know. Maybe you'll have a Missmafuci of his own,
Speaker 1: and he'll take him over a decade to tie a
Speaker 1: bowl around it. But if he's my son. He'll do it.
Speaker 1: On AJ Benson I was your Daily Unfiltered Podcast April a,
Speaker 1: twenty six. I gotta sign off because this fucking thing
Speaker 1: keeps crashing, and I hope Mike could make heads and
Speaker 1: tails out of this on my Take two Talk to
Speaker 1: You Tomorrow. I'm gonna send it to you now, but
Speaker 1: toward the end the platform kept saying that it was
Speaker 1: having trouble period. So let me see what this sounds like.
Speaker 1: I'll send it over as soon as possible. M dude,