WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:03.040 All right, here's your last question. What was the cause 2 00:00:03.160 --> 00:00:03.960 of the Civil War? 3 00:00:04.240 --> 00:00:07.839 Actually, there were numerous causes aside from the obvious schism 4 00:00:07.879 --> 00:00:12.039 between abolitionists and anti abolitionists. Economic factors, both domestic and 5 00:00:12.080 --> 00:00:13.720 international data significant. 6 00:00:13.800 --> 00:00:16.920 Yeah, just say slavery, Slaverty, it is sir. 7 00:00:18.559 --> 00:00:21.920 Yes, I am a citizen. Now which way to the 8 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:22.960 welfare office? 9 00:00:23.120 --> 00:00:25.920 What I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I work. 10 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:28.920 I work Four Finger Discounting. 11 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:47.560 Welcome to a very special episode of four Finger discount 12 00:00:47.560 --> 00:00:50.039 We're doing a classic review today. We're going all the 13 00:00:50.079 --> 00:00:52.520 way back to the end of season seven, not quite 14 00:00:52.560 --> 00:00:55.280 the finale, but near the end of season seven, my 15 00:00:55.320 --> 00:00:57.479 favorite season of the Simpsons of all time. It is 16 00:00:57.560 --> 00:00:59.640 much pu about Nothing. One of my least favorite episodes 17 00:00:59.640 --> 00:01:02.439 when I was kid, but I really enjoyed it this time. 18 00:01:02.479 --> 00:01:05.599 I'm Dan though, and I am gay. Yes, back again, 19 00:01:06.319 --> 00:01:10.079 your favorite podcaster talking about much of poolban nothing very 20 00:01:10.079 --> 00:01:13.120 relevant in these times. He's got to do with elections, 21 00:01:13.200 --> 00:01:15.120 got to do with it against That's what I was thinking. 22 00:01:15.159 --> 00:01:15.680 I'm just thinking. 23 00:01:15.719 --> 00:01:17.879 You know, Trump's just been put into this, paw. Don't 24 00:01:17.920 --> 00:01:19.840 worry you guys, We're not be going into political tirade. 25 00:01:19.879 --> 00:01:20.879 Here, Who's Trump? 26 00:01:20.920 --> 00:01:22.719 We're keeping politics out of this. I just thought it 27 00:01:22.719 --> 00:01:24.959 would be somewhat relevant to review this episode now because 28 00:01:24.959 --> 00:01:27.200 it's amazing to think that this episode aired in nineteen 29 00:01:27.280 --> 00:01:31.159 ninety six, right, and the jokes land just as hard 30 00:01:31.319 --> 00:01:33.920 now as they did in nineteen ninety six. It's actually 31 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:34.680 quite amazing. 32 00:01:34.760 --> 00:01:37.120 Yes, one one feels I'm sorry to keep bringing up 33 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:39.480 this particular episode, but one gets the feeling the writers 34 00:01:39.480 --> 00:01:43.159 of E Pluribus Wigham could take a leaf out of 35 00:01:43.200 --> 00:01:48.200 this particular episode. The writing of this particular episode, stay evergreen. 36 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:51.000 Don't bring in actual named politicians that's going to date 37 00:01:51.040 --> 00:01:51.439 the episode. 38 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:54.879 So we can talk about political situations, talk about social 39 00:01:54.920 --> 00:01:56.959 situation that you know is always going to stick around. 40 00:01:57.480 --> 00:01:59.959 That people always racist, are always going to stick around. 41 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:03.239 People are always going to get fired up by hot 42 00:02:03.239 --> 00:02:05.760 button topics. They're going to be herded like sheep or 43 00:02:05.799 --> 00:02:08.479 like cattle, and politicians are going to take advance. Yeah. 44 00:02:08.639 --> 00:02:10.400 Now, I brought up that I didn't like this one 45 00:02:10.479 --> 00:02:12.639 much when I was a kid, Right. I think it's 46 00:02:12.680 --> 00:02:14.439 just mainly because I didn't quite understand what was going 47 00:02:14.439 --> 00:02:14.879 on and. 48 00:02:14.800 --> 00:02:18.000 A pooh, it just that's why. I guess that's just it. 49 00:02:18.039 --> 00:02:19.400 I just didn't understand what was going on. I didn't 50 00:02:19.439 --> 00:02:21.280 understand politics or what much. And I still don't even 51 00:02:21.319 --> 00:02:24.439 understand politics all that much now right, particularly American politics. 52 00:02:24.439 --> 00:02:27.280 But as a child, I'm watching this going there's no 53 00:02:27.439 --> 00:02:29.919 jokes here. It's just like a poo's just being picked on. 54 00:02:29.960 --> 00:02:32.599 I don't understand quite why, because when you're a kid, 55 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:35.840 the idea of us in them that doesn't enter the equation. 56 00:02:35.960 --> 00:02:37.599 You know, it's not to you. You get older and 57 00:02:37.599 --> 00:02:39.599 you start watching the news and you get yeah. 58 00:02:39.479 --> 00:02:42.319 Not that kind of structural bigotary everything like that. I'd 59 00:02:42.439 --> 00:02:44.599 have an immigrant I thought, yeah, just what's wrong with it? 60 00:02:44.599 --> 00:02:46.280 Why can't I pooh? Stay? But what did he do wrong? 61 00:02:46.479 --> 00:02:47.280 Do you understand it? 62 00:02:47.360 --> 00:02:49.280 If you're a kid and you don't like someone, you 63 00:02:49.360 --> 00:02:52.439 just don't like someone. You don't have any underlying reason 64 00:02:52.479 --> 00:02:55.439 for it, just like they stole my lunchables or something. Yeah. 65 00:02:55.919 --> 00:02:59.680 Well, I actually had my first dealings with racism with Alliot, 66 00:02:59.680 --> 00:03:01.479 not that that he's racist, but the idea of black 67 00:03:01.479 --> 00:03:03.400 and white the other day because he's been watching Australia 68 00:03:03.479 --> 00:03:08.000 versus Pakistan all right, playing cricket, and he just assumed 69 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:10.680 because we had remember and stayed recently the eleventh eleventh 70 00:03:10.800 --> 00:03:13.800 right here in Australia, we have remember remembering our war veterans. 71 00:03:14.120 --> 00:03:16.840 And he just assumed, I don't understand why where it 72 00:03:16.879 --> 00:03:19.280 came from. But he goes, did white people win? All 73 00:03:19.280 --> 00:03:20.960 black people win? And I went, that's not what the 74 00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:23.560 war was, buddy, I said, we're all people. Because if 75 00:03:23.560 --> 00:03:26.360 you be watching the cricket, he just assumed white Australians 76 00:03:26.400 --> 00:03:28.680 playing black Pakistan. I think that's where it came into it. 77 00:03:28.719 --> 00:03:30.759 That's where, yeah, you get the feeling, Oh okay, there's 78 00:03:30.800 --> 00:03:33.599 what all conflict is like. Yeah, well, good for you 79 00:03:33.599 --> 00:03:36.159 for sending him straight. And I mean, yeah, I imagine 80 00:03:36.199 --> 00:03:38.599 that's a really interesting embracing part of being a parent 81 00:03:38.639 --> 00:03:41.280 because you sort of think about these things and the hypothetical. 82 00:03:41.319 --> 00:03:44.280 Well when yeah, the kid actually says it and you know, 83 00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:45.919 in a wholly innocent way. 84 00:03:45.960 --> 00:03:48.319 That's it. It's innocent. You can't tell him off, you 85 00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:51.520 can't grow he doesn't mean anything by it, no, no, no. 86 00:03:51.439 --> 00:03:53.680 And if I imagine if you did growl at him, yeah, 87 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:55.680 that's going to set a bad precedent. Yeah you're going 88 00:03:55.759 --> 00:03:56.520 to have a bad time. 89 00:03:56.639 --> 00:03:59.039 Yeah, you're going to have a bad time. But I 90 00:03:59.080 --> 00:04:01.560 had a really good time watching this episode because as 91 00:04:01.599 --> 00:04:04.319 an adult, I think this episode is absolutely fantastic as 92 00:04:04.319 --> 00:04:08.280 a I'm gonna say as a Simpsons episode, it's not 93 00:04:08.680 --> 00:04:11.759 a great Simpsons episode because I don't think kids can 94 00:04:11.840 --> 00:04:14.319 really enjoy this one all that much. This one is 95 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:16.279 definitely for the adults at home, I think. 96 00:04:16.319 --> 00:04:18.920 So. I mean, it's yeah, you're right, it's not appealing 97 00:04:18.920 --> 00:04:21.600 to kids. But at the same time, I don't think 98 00:04:21.759 --> 00:04:27.600 it is sidelining or anything like that. I think it's boring. No, no, 99 00:04:27.639 --> 00:04:29.519 it's it's not boring. But the problem I think it's 100 00:04:29.519 --> 00:04:32.040 got some gags in it. You're right, they're not your 101 00:04:32.040 --> 00:04:35.560 traditional kind of boom gags. They require a little bit thought. 102 00:04:35.560 --> 00:04:38.040 They're a little not trimopoline or anything like that. It's 103 00:04:38.079 --> 00:04:41.600 not trimapoline. It's not that kind of notol. But the 104 00:04:41.639 --> 00:04:43.480 thing is, I feel I've gone back to when I 105 00:04:43.519 --> 00:04:45.160 was a kid watching this episode for the first time, 106 00:04:45.160 --> 00:04:47.480 and why it didn't really resonate with me is that 107 00:04:48.279 --> 00:04:50.800 I guess it kind of left me feeling not dumb, 108 00:04:50.839 --> 00:04:54.160 but confused, going, well, this is I guess this is 109 00:04:54.360 --> 00:04:56.319 It must be funny, but I'm not getting it. So 110 00:04:56.360 --> 00:04:57.560 it's kind of like when you go to a trivia 111 00:04:57.639 --> 00:04:59.399 night and it's too hard, you think, well, this isn't fun. 112 00:04:59.720 --> 00:05:03.360 I guess this episode wasn't fun because I didn't get it. 113 00:05:03.560 --> 00:05:05.399 You know, well, how'd you feel about what? How did 114 00:05:05.399 --> 00:05:06.279 you feel watching him there? 115 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:08.560 I thought it was fantastic. As I said, I just 116 00:05:08.639 --> 00:05:11.000 could not believe how relatable it was still in twenty 117 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:12.839 twenty four as it was in nine ninety six. Just 118 00:05:13.959 --> 00:05:19.920 Moe's let's get the favorite moments. Okay, my favorite Moe's 119 00:05:20.079 --> 00:05:25.120 use of the word immigrants, slavey, you know what it is, mimigans. 120 00:05:26.160 --> 00:05:30.800 And then the payoff being that he is one. That's 121 00:05:30.800 --> 00:05:33.920 that's his way of covering up for hiding it. 122 00:05:34.199 --> 00:05:38.560 I love that everyone sort of starts to catch his 123 00:05:38.600 --> 00:05:43.040 disease in a way then made bad disease Ben Lee La. 124 00:05:43.120 --> 00:05:46.040 Then I mean, it was a weird looking kid. 125 00:05:46.360 --> 00:05:48.120 It's a weird looking He always looked like the guy, 126 00:05:48.639 --> 00:05:51.680 the guy who was originally hired to play the voice 127 00:05:51.680 --> 00:05:54.079 of Tigger in the Christopher Robin Love action film, who 128 00:05:54.240 --> 00:05:59.040 Jim ended up replacing. He's from the Boat that rocked. 129 00:05:59.079 --> 00:06:02.120 He's in the Boat that rock Uh maybe in the 130 00:06:02.160 --> 00:06:05.160 it crowd. He's one of those English actors who like 131 00:06:05.480 --> 00:06:07.959 almost broke into Hollywood and was in a few movies, 132 00:06:07.959 --> 00:06:09.240 but he never really hit that sort of. 133 00:06:09.160 --> 00:06:11.279 Like top level start it crowd cut. I think it's 134 00:06:11.319 --> 00:06:14.439 it crowd. Chris so Downri dow that's the one, Yeah, 135 00:06:15.439 --> 00:06:18.120 Chris down. It looks very similar to each other they do. 136 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:19.839 Chris O'Dowd is kind of like the is the better 137 00:06:19.839 --> 00:06:22.560 looking version of Bentley. Yeah, well, due respect to Ben Lee. Yeah, 138 00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:25.439 he's married to Ione Sky, the girl from Say Anything. 139 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:29.000 Oh damn well on Ben Lee, he's probably like what 140 00:06:29.240 --> 00:06:31.759 this podcast, but it was even shots at he was. 141 00:06:31.759 --> 00:06:36.040 Like the Triple J Golden Boy Bentley very much growing. Yeah, 142 00:06:36.079 --> 00:06:38.600 in the eighties and nineties one eighty sorry in the 143 00:06:38.680 --> 00:06:40.720 nineties four. 144 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:44.920 He started young. He started young. Why was I talking 145 00:06:44.920 --> 00:06:48.720 about that? Catch my Disease? Oh yes, every mode Springfield 146 00:06:48.800 --> 00:06:53.319 is just mangling. The English language reminds me of reminds 147 00:06:53.360 --> 00:06:57.720 you of Django unchained a little bit, because Christoph Walter's 148 00:06:57.720 --> 00:06:59.759 playing this German bounty hunter and he's got a much 149 00:06:59.839 --> 00:07:02.680 better vocabulary even though it's a native German speaker than 150 00:07:02.720 --> 00:07:04.199 any of the native English speakers. 151 00:07:04.279 --> 00:07:06.560 I love that part film that our man let A 152 00:07:06.600 --> 00:07:09.519 Malten doesn't like all that much. Jango unchained, that's true. 153 00:07:09.519 --> 00:07:11.160 We can start talking about the movie guide. 154 00:07:11.439 --> 00:07:14.560 Yeah, it's alive now and it's already top two. Let's 155 00:07:14.560 --> 00:07:17.319 get to number one people for the film interviews. In 156 00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:19.439 Australia it is number two. It is top twenty for 157 00:07:19.560 --> 00:07:22.360 TV and film overall. In Britain it's in top thirty 158 00:07:22.600 --> 00:07:24.639 and in the US it's now top fifty. So let's 159 00:07:24.720 --> 00:07:26.959 boost it up those rankings. The movie guy with Malton 160 00:07:27.000 --> 00:07:27.759 and Davis. 161 00:07:27.480 --> 00:07:29.360 And we got one very nice review from someone called 162 00:07:29.399 --> 00:07:30.079 mclovin in the. 163 00:07:30.079 --> 00:07:32.040 Yes, yeah, thank you for your review. If you're out 164 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:34.560 there listening right now, thank you for that review. And 165 00:07:34.759 --> 00:07:36.560 let It appreciates it as well. 166 00:07:36.360 --> 00:07:38.480 He certainly does. Are we doing more favorite moments? Do 167 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:38.720 you want? 168 00:07:38.879 --> 00:07:40.680 Yeah, let's do it. But I want to pose this 169 00:07:40.759 --> 00:07:45.480 question in case I forget sure, is Mo racist or 170 00:07:46.279 --> 00:07:49.079 is Mo an immigrant who is posing as a racist 171 00:07:49.120 --> 00:07:50.319 American to hide. 172 00:07:50.160 --> 00:07:51.480 The fact that he's an immigrant? 173 00:07:52.040 --> 00:07:53.639 Is that the layer of joke there? 174 00:07:53.759 --> 00:07:56.560 Or is there something else? Is her self loathing? Yeah? Yeah? 175 00:07:56.600 --> 00:07:58.480 What's as many layers to this character? 176 00:07:58.480 --> 00:08:01.399 There are, indeed, on on the level on. 177 00:08:01.360 --> 00:08:04.279 The top, it just seems like he's just being a 178 00:08:04.399 --> 00:08:06.879 racist because it seems to fit his character. Well, I mean, 179 00:08:07.079 --> 00:08:09.319 he's bitter and he's just you know, but you've. 180 00:08:09.199 --> 00:08:11.199 Got the message at the end of the episode. I mean, 181 00:08:11.600 --> 00:08:13.480 I think it's great how you've got the resolution, but 182 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:14.959 then you have sort of had this little code at 183 00:08:15.000 --> 00:08:17.680 the end, which is really doing a South Park and 184 00:08:17.759 --> 00:08:21.120 spelling out the message of the episode, which is basically 185 00:08:21.199 --> 00:08:27.040 any Western country or any America Australia like it's built 186 00:08:27.079 --> 00:08:27.680 on immigrants. 187 00:08:27.759 --> 00:08:28.000 Yeah. 188 00:08:28.040 --> 00:08:32.039 Yeah, and it's a great salad bowl of all these 189 00:08:32.080 --> 00:08:35.360 different ingredients that you know, retain their own individual flavor 190 00:08:35.480 --> 00:08:37.440 but also contribute to the whole. It's great. 191 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:39.840 But what else were your favorite moments, because I've got 192 00:08:39.919 --> 00:08:43.960 in mine. I really liked the music at the start. 193 00:08:44.200 --> 00:08:46.200 It was the Simpsons theme, but it had it was 194 00:08:46.240 --> 00:08:48.600 a different spin. I don't think I've actually seen this 195 00:08:48.720 --> 00:08:51.159 version of the theme used all that much, but it's 196 00:08:51.159 --> 00:08:53.799 such a really set the tone of how they wanted 197 00:08:53.799 --> 00:08:58.000 you to feel watching this. It's like Flanners is freaking out. 198 00:08:58.039 --> 00:09:00.559 This is he thinks this massive threat in this bear right, 199 00:09:00.879 --> 00:09:04.879 but the music is playing this bubbly. It's like acknowledging. No, 200 00:09:04.960 --> 00:09:07.440 everything's fine, everything's all good. This bear is not here 201 00:09:07.480 --> 00:09:11.120 to harm anybody. But as people, Aslander says, just freaks 202 00:09:11.159 --> 00:09:11.879 out for no reason. 203 00:09:12.360 --> 00:09:13.240 I guess it's not. 204 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:15.799 For no reasons. It's a bear. It's a bear, yes, 205 00:09:15.799 --> 00:09:17.360 but the bears not attacking him. 206 00:09:17.519 --> 00:09:19.320 No, but you do want to be worried about that? 207 00:09:19.440 --> 00:09:22.159 Or no? Having said that, are you aware of the 208 00:09:22.159 --> 00:09:23.120 bear color rhyme? 209 00:09:23.960 --> 00:09:24.799 Color rhyme? 210 00:09:25.000 --> 00:09:29.080 Yes? No, if you well, I imagine this American black 211 00:09:29.200 --> 00:09:31.279 or brown or whatever. I have heard it. It's brown, 212 00:09:31.399 --> 00:09:34.120 lay down if it's black, fight back if it's white. 213 00:09:34.120 --> 00:09:39.120 Good night? Really yea in trouble Yeah. Mcaulay Colton taught us. 214 00:09:39.080 --> 00:09:40.600 That if you ever see it, well, if you ever 215 00:09:40.639 --> 00:09:42.000 see it, if you ever come face to face of 216 00:09:42.039 --> 00:09:44.799 a polar bear, you deserve it because it means you've 217 00:09:44.799 --> 00:09:47.200 gone out of your way to jump into the enclosure 218 00:09:47.240 --> 00:09:48.720 to zoo or you're going to an tired to go 219 00:09:48.799 --> 00:09:51.039 and come face. Look, it takes a lot of effort 220 00:09:51.080 --> 00:09:52.639 to become face to face of a polar bear right 221 00:09:53.320 --> 00:09:54.679 just roam in the wild. No. 222 00:09:54.759 --> 00:09:57.320 I mean they probably have them at zoos. 223 00:09:57.039 --> 00:09:59.440 That's what I'm saying. Either jump into an enclosure, or 224 00:09:59.480 --> 00:10:01.759 you're going to an and you've gone down the wrong way. 225 00:10:01.799 --> 00:10:04.480 But the Simpsons mickey out of that when they go 226 00:10:04.559 --> 00:10:07.320 if it's if it's brown, something down, if it's black, 227 00:10:07.440 --> 00:10:11.480 take it back. It's something. Homer says that with bananas. 228 00:10:11.480 --> 00:10:14.080 Perhaps maybe I'm too sure, and I thought, you know, 229 00:10:14.120 --> 00:10:16.039 I thought you were about to use the toilet code 230 00:10:17.000 --> 00:10:18.080 if it's yellow leaded melon. 231 00:10:19.159 --> 00:10:20.799 I'll franky ate that quote. Why you tell me what 232 00:10:20.840 --> 00:10:22.440 other moments you liked about this episode? 233 00:10:23.120 --> 00:10:25.799 This had bits and pieces that have shown up in 234 00:10:26.879 --> 00:10:29.240 just popular culture in general, or have been used by 235 00:10:29.600 --> 00:10:32.279 various podcasters or vloggers or whatever. I mean, of course 236 00:10:32.279 --> 00:10:35.200 we've got I forgot that this was think of the children, 237 00:10:35.279 --> 00:10:37.159 and this was the one that was really used a lot. 238 00:10:37.240 --> 00:10:40.720 Well, I think, just in this era. I've got that 239 00:10:40.720 --> 00:10:42.240 in my notes as well. I'm like, wow, I've got 240 00:10:42.279 --> 00:10:44.600 how often they use Helen love Joy because she doesn't 241 00:10:44.600 --> 00:10:47.240 get used anywhere near as often anymore. When somebody please 242 00:10:47.240 --> 00:10:50.559 think of the children, whenever there was that crisis mob mentality, 243 00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:52.600 she was always there saying it, Yeah. 244 00:10:52.279 --> 00:10:54.720 Please think of the good, somebody please think of the children. 245 00:10:54.720 --> 00:10:55.080 I love that. 246 00:10:55.279 --> 00:10:56.159 I'll make you Roswell. 247 00:10:58.399 --> 00:11:00.879 Something else that I've heard a lot, particularly on political 248 00:11:00.919 --> 00:11:03.480 podcast I found by the way, I found the quote 249 00:11:03.559 --> 00:11:06.399 from Homer po Looser episode we were reviewed in recent times. 250 00:11:06.639 --> 00:11:08.879 Is it true that we have to bring our own water? 251 00:11:09.080 --> 00:11:10.759 We got a little rule back home. If it's brown, 252 00:11:10.840 --> 00:11:15.200 trick it down. If it's black, send it back, but continue. 253 00:11:15.240 --> 00:11:19.039 One that I enjoyed was poo giving a very studied 254 00:11:19.120 --> 00:11:22.080 and knowledgeable response to the reasons of the Civil War. 255 00:11:22.159 --> 00:11:22.919 You might as well. 256 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:25.000 Just say slavery. 257 00:11:25.080 --> 00:11:27.679 That was honestly, I've gotten my notes. That takes me 258 00:11:27.720 --> 00:11:29.879 back to when we used to do our forkliff license 259 00:11:30.039 --> 00:11:33.159 or our dogging license as we call it as it's 260 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:36.000 called in Australia. In u k. It's something very different. 261 00:11:36.320 --> 00:11:36.960 It sure is. 262 00:11:37.039 --> 00:11:40.519 Yes, I've got both licenses here in Australia. 263 00:11:40.440 --> 00:11:41.639 Good for you. 264 00:11:41.799 --> 00:11:43.720 But when you have to drive the overhead crane or whatever, 265 00:11:43.759 --> 00:11:45.240 you have to get the license and you go there 266 00:11:45.440 --> 00:11:48.080 and basically the teacher there his job is to make 267 00:11:48.120 --> 00:11:50.440 sure everyone passes. So as long as you are competent 268 00:11:50.559 --> 00:11:52.440 enough to answer the basics, you're going to pass it 269 00:11:52.519 --> 00:11:56.080 and I'll be there going. He's like just fucking yes 270 00:11:56.159 --> 00:11:59.759 or no. I'm like yes, He's like, good, you don't 271 00:11:59.799 --> 00:12:01.159 have to prove anything to me, buddy. 272 00:12:01.120 --> 00:12:06.759 Yeah. I went to get what's called my white card because. 273 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:11.080 Them blacks no way just to prove them away. I've 274 00:12:11.120 --> 00:12:13.759 got my white card, people, damn. 275 00:12:16.320 --> 00:12:19.600 Basically, I'm all about the side hustle, and this is 276 00:12:19.600 --> 00:12:22.159 a white card. Is what you get to be a 277 00:12:22.159 --> 00:12:24.159 lot of guys stop a stop gog. I've got one 278 00:12:24.200 --> 00:12:25.600 a traffic and trouble. Could we just have to do 279 00:12:25.639 --> 00:12:27.480 it forward when they were driving stuff around. I've got 280 00:12:27.519 --> 00:12:30.679 a white card. Yeah great, I have not used it. 281 00:12:30.720 --> 00:12:32.200 It makes you feel like a real man when you 282 00:12:32.279 --> 00:12:33.840 got one of those cars, doesn't it. I've got your 283 00:12:33.840 --> 00:12:34.759 crane license, Like. 284 00:12:34.759 --> 00:12:37.919 Whoa, I've got my white cab. My high is good 285 00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:38.120 to go. 286 00:12:38.320 --> 00:12:41.519 Except I've got my because the licenses used to last 287 00:12:41.559 --> 00:12:44.639 eight years, and mine ran out, ran out in November 288 00:12:44.639 --> 00:12:46.279 this month, runs out the end of this month because 289 00:12:46.399 --> 00:12:49.000 that's when Ford closed, and they issue right near before 290 00:12:49.039 --> 00:12:51.320 Ford closed, Like, we'll renew it now for you guys, 291 00:12:51.360 --> 00:12:52.960 just so you've got it for another eight years for 292 00:12:53.039 --> 00:12:55.039 when you want to work some other alp somewhere else 293 00:12:55.080 --> 00:12:57.000 if you do get another job. And it was like 294 00:12:57.159 --> 00:12:58.799 just letting you know, yeah, Crane and your fok of 295 00:12:58.799 --> 00:13:00.159 lis is all going to run out in November twy 296 00:13:00.159 --> 00:13:03.639 third or whatever. And I was like, oh, I feel. 297 00:13:03.399 --> 00:13:06.759 Like a real man. That's man on the roadcast of 298 00:13:06.840 --> 00:13:12.320 these days. I'm doing the real heavy lifting. But yeah, 299 00:13:12.320 --> 00:13:13.720 I've got the wake up of that. But yeah, when 300 00:13:13.720 --> 00:13:16.399 we did the course, for it to actually obtain it, 301 00:13:17.080 --> 00:13:19.039 you're basically given the ass Oh yes, I think that 302 00:13:19.320 --> 00:13:20.279 basically holds your hand. 303 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:21.679 The teachers hold your hand through the whole thing because 304 00:13:21.679 --> 00:13:24.360 they need you to pass because if they if you fail, 305 00:13:24.840 --> 00:13:26.600 it reflects poorly on the teacher. It was the same 306 00:13:26.600 --> 00:13:28.799 for high school. We had a German teacher who basically 307 00:13:28.840 --> 00:13:31.799 would just give you the answers because the school needed 308 00:13:31.840 --> 00:13:35.799 to for the language classes. The school got special funding 309 00:13:35.840 --> 00:13:38.159 for it. But if if the students don't pass at 310 00:13:38.159 --> 00:13:40.159 a certain level, they cut the funding. So the teachers 311 00:13:40.159 --> 00:13:43.360 basically make sure that you pass so the school keeps 312 00:13:43.360 --> 00:13:44.039 getting the funding. 313 00:13:44.080 --> 00:13:49.559 The whole system. Man, it's a little shunking. I loved 314 00:13:49.600 --> 00:13:53.720 Homer at the end making his speech. If I could 315 00:13:53.720 --> 00:13:56.120 say a few words, it would be a better public speaking. 316 00:13:56.120 --> 00:13:56.759 I know you'd love this. 317 00:13:57.360 --> 00:13:58.879 It's great I've got to use that all the time. 318 00:13:58.960 --> 00:14:02.080 No one quotes anywhere near enough. It's such a good line. 319 00:14:02.240 --> 00:14:04.559 It feels kind of odd that Homer says it. 320 00:14:04.559 --> 00:14:05.679 It's a very dad joke. 321 00:14:06.200 --> 00:14:07.919 Yeah no, still, but I feel like it's even too 322 00:14:07.919 --> 00:14:10.360 sophisticated for Homer to say. Who would be the perfect 323 00:14:10.440 --> 00:14:13.639 character for that? Do you think be a better public speaker? 324 00:14:13.879 --> 00:14:14.759 Doctor Hibbert? 325 00:14:15.240 --> 00:14:15.480 Yeah? 326 00:14:15.480 --> 00:14:17.960 Maybe, Yeah, it feels right for Homer. 327 00:14:18.080 --> 00:14:21.080 It feels like he he heard it somewhere. He probably 328 00:14:21.159 --> 00:14:23.240 heard it from doctor Hibbert, or he was at some 329 00:14:23.360 --> 00:14:25.799 events like, oh this is boring, and you know, then 330 00:14:25.840 --> 00:14:28.200 someone got it. Well, if I can say a few words, well, 331 00:14:28.279 --> 00:14:30.120 i'd be a bit of public speaker. I think it's home. 332 00:14:30.159 --> 00:14:32.039 I would think that would just be the goal. 333 00:14:32.240 --> 00:14:34.200 I think the great bit about that too, is it 334 00:14:34.240 --> 00:14:36.120 gets backed up with only Bart laughing at it. 335 00:14:36.120 --> 00:14:38.559 Oh yeah, it was hilarious. 336 00:14:38.600 --> 00:14:41.039 It was the perfect That is very much how every 337 00:14:41.879 --> 00:14:45.960 groomsman's speech starts. Right, some stupid lame joke like that. 338 00:14:48.240 --> 00:14:52.879 Well, anyone who quote unquote teaches public speaking or will 339 00:14:52.879 --> 00:14:54.919 offer advice. I was like, break the eyes with a joke. 340 00:14:55.120 --> 00:14:55.960 Yeah, how many. 341 00:14:56.320 --> 00:14:59.559 Ted talks have you watched? It's like someone comes out 342 00:14:59.600 --> 00:15:01.840 and does a bit of a self deprecating gag or whatever. 343 00:15:01.879 --> 00:15:05.519 It's get to the fireworks. 344 00:15:07.080 --> 00:15:08.320 What is the damn marine? 345 00:15:11.240 --> 00:15:14.639 One last thing that I enjoyed the Simpsons family history 346 00:15:14.720 --> 00:15:18.559 with I guess it's home as great grandfather grand. 347 00:15:18.679 --> 00:15:20.480 I didn't like this and I'll get to what we 348 00:15:20.519 --> 00:15:21.759 get to the review but continue. 349 00:15:21.799 --> 00:15:25.360 Yeah, not much about it I enjoyed, but the whole 350 00:15:26.399 --> 00:15:30.960 this is America. Someday one day, who knows when you 351 00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:32.639 and I will go there later that day. 352 00:15:33.799 --> 00:15:34.320 That was good. 353 00:15:34.679 --> 00:15:37.919 That was good. But also yeah, all the stuff about 354 00:15:37.919 --> 00:15:40.360 living in the head of the Statue of Liberty. Can 355 00:15:40.399 --> 00:15:43.600 live without it. But later that day, very funny. Next 356 00:15:43.679 --> 00:15:45.840 question you there eating the beast? 357 00:15:46.240 --> 00:15:47.240 All right? Trivia time. 358 00:15:47.320 --> 00:15:50.919 My first question for you is what other names of 359 00:15:51.000 --> 00:15:51.879 a who's fake? 360 00:15:51.960 --> 00:15:54.720 Mum and dad? And where is he from? There's two questions. 361 00:15:54.840 --> 00:16:00.240 Oh my goodness, Herb and Judy okay, And he's from 362 00:16:00.799 --> 00:16:04.000 Montana green Bay, green Bay of course, yeah, green Bay Packers, 363 00:16:04.759 --> 00:16:08.840 the packers of Green Bay. Yes, coming to America. Reference 364 00:16:08.840 --> 00:16:12.480 for you folks. Barney is holding a sign of the 365 00:16:12.559 --> 00:16:14.919 protest saying the only good immigrant. 366 00:16:14.399 --> 00:16:19.159 Is who no, no, what? What is it? It's Rod Stewart. Oh, 367 00:16:19.200 --> 00:16:21.879 we actually named somebody voted to it. Again. I knew 368 00:16:21.960 --> 00:16:22.360 there's one. 369 00:16:22.399 --> 00:16:25.360 When I'll walking past the protesters at the end they're 370 00:16:25.399 --> 00:16:27.240 going to the test. I thought there's gonna be some 371 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:29.879 sort of question here. I'm sure there's a freeze frame. Gag. 372 00:16:30.320 --> 00:16:34.600 I ain't gonna do it. Okay, so I've used to 373 00:16:34.600 --> 00:16:36.440 I've only had two questions. I'm just gonna skim through 374 00:16:36.440 --> 00:16:37.799 and find one more for you. 375 00:16:37.919 --> 00:16:38.200 Okay. 376 00:16:38.200 --> 00:16:39.600 What was Kearney's fake name? 377 00:16:41.240 --> 00:16:44.279 Oh? He was Charles Norwal Charles Norwood. Speaking of Kearney, 378 00:16:44.759 --> 00:16:46.840 where does where does he live? According to his fake 379 00:16:46.840 --> 00:16:50.399 id's that's a good question. It's a freeze frame, gag. 380 00:16:50.480 --> 00:16:54.039 Is it somewhere near We don't know Westpringfield is, But 381 00:16:54.080 --> 00:16:56.000 is it somewhere America? Like it's a popular place. Well, 382 00:16:56.000 --> 00:16:57.879 it's it's an address. It's a street address. 383 00:16:57.960 --> 00:16:59.360 Oh sure, I don't know what it is in there. 384 00:16:59.399 --> 00:17:02.759 It's one one eight point drive. Well done, good question. 385 00:17:02.879 --> 00:17:04.240 All right, what else you got for me? I have 386 00:17:04.319 --> 00:17:08.519 one last question for you. How many people were in 387 00:17:08.799 --> 00:17:13.000 Upho's graduating class at cal Tech? Seven million, seven million, 388 00:17:13.039 --> 00:17:14.000 seven million? There we go? 389 00:17:14.079 --> 00:17:14.279 Oh? 390 00:17:14.400 --> 00:17:17.440 Also, actually, well one is I going one more? No? 391 00:17:18.200 --> 00:17:18.480 Hear me? 392 00:17:18.599 --> 00:17:22.319 Oh? Okay? At the I don't know. I guess the 393 00:17:22.359 --> 00:17:26.039 hall where Arpou goes to take his citizenship test. They've 394 00:17:26.079 --> 00:17:27.559 gone how many years without a civil war? 395 00:17:28.039 --> 00:17:28.319 Six? 396 00:17:28.720 --> 00:17:29.839 One hundred and thirty one. 397 00:17:29.720 --> 00:17:31.960 One hundred and thirty one. All right, I thought it'd 398 00:17:32.000 --> 00:17:36.200 be something ridiculous, but it's not true. If you're a 399 00:17:36.200 --> 00:17:38.640 fan of everything we do here at four Finger Discamp, 400 00:17:38.640 --> 00:17:40.960 but you're tired of hearing these pesky ads, then you'll 401 00:17:40.960 --> 00:17:43.799