Speaker 1: Stuck at home, bored and alone.
Speaker 2: You'd think I could have some.
Speaker 1: Fun on my own, but not ball. I am with
Speaker 1: Cecily and stick. What's up everybody, and welcome to bored
Speaker 1: a f We are recording this just so you know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you care. It's in your business, really, right?
Speaker 1: Why why am I so aggressive?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: And if I sound distracted, I'm gonna tell you why
Speaker 2: straight up. Okay, I'm gonna just tell you why straight up.
Speaker 2: My bestie from high school, and this is why I'm
Speaker 2: gonna put away my phone. But she just texted and
Speaker 2: she sent a collage that we'd made together in high school.
Speaker 2: We used to make these colages out of magazines, and
Speaker 2: we made a similar one called Boys of Summer, and
Speaker 2: we would just cut out the names of boys we
Speaker 2: liked and tape them onto this collage that we would
Speaker 2: like put on the wall.
Speaker 3: I mean, pretty fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: So and I have one that I posted, and hers
Speaker 2: is like that b ff with's sess. She would spell
Speaker 2: out sas Boys of Summer, Scott, rock and Bull because
Speaker 2: if you go to rock and Bull, all that right.
Speaker 2: And I have mine I posted on Instagram. Of course,
Speaker 2: you know, years ago, and she just sent me. She's like,
Speaker 2: I found this in our garage. I'm tossing some stuff,
Speaker 2: but I made sure to get a photo for you,
Speaker 2: And I just wrote back, do not throw this away?
Speaker 3: Do I mean nothing to you. You cannot you cannot.
Speaker 2: Find something like this and then be like, yeah, we're tossing.
Speaker 2: I understand. You have a family of four. You need
Speaker 2: to make room for like their stuff. You're not a border.
Speaker 3: I mean, I swear.
Speaker 2: I'm not a I'm very messy right now because I'm
Speaker 2: in a situation where I have a not well dog.
Speaker 2: So things are a little little topsy turvy over here.
Speaker 2: But I don't I have like a handful of things.
Speaker 2: I don't have a garage, so I have like a
Speaker 2: box of things that are like some memories, a couple,
Speaker 2: you know, journals, things from our childhood that we want.
Speaker 2: But let me tell you that collage ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 2: It's got to cut out picture of a guy named
Speaker 2: Billy that I liked. I cut it out from the
Speaker 2: yearbook and taped it onto the collage with like all
Speaker 2: the fun like movies like that was written now because
Speaker 2: we went to the movies once.
Speaker 1: I mean I have that stuff too. We've done We've
Speaker 1: done patreons where I had a list. I had a
Speaker 1: whole list of all the memories like with my best friend,
Speaker 1: like all of our private jokes, all of our memories.
Speaker 1: None of them sounded all familiar to me. But don't
Speaker 1: toss those, that's your I'm not tossing. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm saying I have one of those boxes with all
Speaker 1: of those kind of memories. And ever when I go
Speaker 1: through it, it's so funny because I have found that
Speaker 1: list and it seems so exciting, and then I go, nothing, No,
Speaker 1: some of those it's like something like and I'm like, nothing,
Speaker 1: I got nothing.
Speaker 2: My friend Tanya and I used to have like a
Speaker 2: lot of the like very absurd specific things. Some of
Speaker 2: it I remember, but sometimes I'm like.
Speaker 1: What was yellow? What was yellow?
Speaker 3: Snow was just I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: But I remember telling you about this old old memory
Speaker 1: that I have from this was high school, probably sophomore year.
Speaker 1: Somehow my friend and I had this we'd found like
Speaker 1: a Gi Joe type doll, but it was missing its
Speaker 1: legs and arms. So and we were and so we
Speaker 1: took a piece of paper and we folded it into
Speaker 1: so so much so that it was really really narrow,
Speaker 1: so that it was just like one long piece of paper,
Speaker 1: and then we stuck it through the armholes so that
Speaker 1: it looked like two paper arms. Then we did the
Speaker 1: same thing with the legs. Then for some reason, we
Speaker 1: would dance it around in Spanish class and we called
Speaker 1: it mister Sie and we would I don't know if
Speaker 1: I've ever laughed that hard before or since, And yet
Speaker 1: I don't know why, Like we would just secretly do it,
Speaker 1: like we'd hold it up, we'd bring it out and go,
Speaker 1: mister see it. And it was like the funniest thing.
Speaker 1: And we several times got kicked out of class or
Speaker 1: got the thing taken away. And I don't know why
Speaker 1: it was so fun Like I don't remember, like why
Speaker 1: that was very funny.
Speaker 3: I think things like that.
Speaker 2: I have a similar in seventh grade in my science class,
Speaker 2: we had like there was a skeleton, not a real skeleton,
Speaker 2: it was like a fake skeleton, you know, like a
Speaker 2: science skeleton. And he was in the corner and I
Speaker 2: named a Malfred and Missus Shipley. Our science teacher was like,
Speaker 2: do not name him, do not name him? Like, well,
Speaker 2: I feel like his name is Alfred, and she's like
Speaker 2: mad about that. And so every now and then my
Speaker 2: friend and I would try not to make eye contact
Speaker 2: because we Alfred was just right there. She'd be up
Speaker 2: talking and Alfred's just like behind her. We would see
Speaker 2: it and just it would just be so same kind
Speaker 2: of thing, like why is that so funny? But we
Speaker 2: couldn't stop laughing. We'd get in trouble and get kicked out. Sometimes.
Speaker 2: Do not name him.
Speaker 1: I I wish shall not be named. I know that
Speaker 1: you probably would never believe this, and I probably said
Speaker 1: this before, but I was such a troublemaker in elementary
Speaker 1: school all the way to early elementary school. I got
Speaker 1: regularly like disruptive, often disruptive in class. I was constantly
Speaker 1: trying to I think I told you in my neighborhood
Speaker 1: some of the moms wouldn't let their kids play with
Speaker 1: me because I was a quote bad influence in elementary school.
Speaker 1: I was always trying to get kids to do like
Speaker 1: bad stuff high school too. But I mean I would
Speaker 1: be the one that if, oh, one time, my friend Ginger,
Speaker 1: who lived across the street from me, her stepdad was
Speaker 1: an asshole, so or it was her stepdad or her
Speaker 1: mom's boyfriend. I can't remember. And somehow I don't know
Speaker 1: if I fully convinced her, but I was part of
Speaker 1: it to take Maxi pads and stick them all over
Speaker 1: his car, like hell yeah, hell right, And we got
Speaker 1: in so much trouble, and I think she was play
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Speaker 3: I would have been mad with whoever took the mat.
Speaker 2: That's you know, yeah, that's true, dollars true, that's where
Speaker 2: you went wrong. It's not you know, you should have
Speaker 2: used I would have just egged the car. But then
Speaker 2: you get real, then you're then you're then you're it's criminal.
Speaker 1: But that was the least of my problems. I got
Speaker 1: in trouble for skipping school. I always had some kind
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Speaker 1: was going to get out of classes. I forged my
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Speaker 2: All right, okay, listen, I want to say something before
Speaker 2: we forget today, is that I believe the six year
Speaker 2: anniversary of board AF and we had said we were
Speaker 2: going to celebrate with like a video, we were going
Speaker 2: to do zoom. We never got around doing the zoom.
Speaker 2: But if people are interested in zooming with us on page,
Speaker 2: like if you join Patreon and maybe we'll do a
Speaker 2: zoom with some Patreons people. Oh yeah, if that, you know,
Speaker 2: if you want to, you know, let us know.
Speaker 3: Set like go on the board Facebook page and be like.
Speaker 2: We want a zoom zoom zoom, and like if we
Speaker 2: have enough people that want to zoo zom zoom. And
Speaker 2: I think we will because we did last time. We
Speaker 2: did this at the very beginning of COVID, So I
Speaker 2: think it would be a nice little thing we could
Speaker 2: do to say hard everybody. It's been a minute, but
Speaker 2: I just wanted to say happy anniversary to board AF.
Speaker 2: I mean we're over, we're well over a half a
Speaker 2: decade later of doing this.
Speaker 3: That's crazy to me.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's so crazy. Congratulations to us.
Speaker 2: I mean we're pretty awesome. Yeah, pretty awesome. Okay, now
Speaker 2: I want to get into I want to before we
Speaker 2: get into the thing we were talking about last night,
Speaker 2: which is something that was unfortunate and a fortunate thing
Speaker 2: that we saw on threads, I want to lead you
Speaker 2: into this with a different conversation that I had with
Speaker 2: an Uber driver a couple days ago. Okay, Okay, So
Speaker 2: I get I get into an Uber and that's it. No,
Speaker 2: and the guy was like he wanted to chat. He's like,
Speaker 2: we're talking. Oh, he says Cecily kept saying Cecily, Cecily.
Speaker 2: Is that Italian? They always say that. I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: that's that would be Cicily Cecily. And he's like, well,
Speaker 2: but is Italian name? I don't know why they need
Speaker 2: to know if it's Italian. I was like, no, it's
Speaker 2: very English, like it's very old English. I don't know
Speaker 2: why I have it, but it's not Italian. So I
Speaker 2: don't know why I'm telling the Uber driver and then
Speaker 2: his name was like I can't remember, but it was
Speaker 2: it was interesting, like a name I hadn't heard so
Speaker 2: I said, oh, what, that's nice name. Where are you from?
Speaker 2: And it was, oh my god, I don't want to
Speaker 2: miss say the country. It was like turk not Turkey,
Speaker 2: but Turkistan. Turkistan canis Turkistan. No, that's not right, Turkistan.
Speaker 2: You got to help me. I need some help. I
Speaker 2: don't know, that's what I said.
Speaker 1: Turkistan. It's something.
Speaker 3: Let me look it up and see if I can
Speaker 3: get it right.
Speaker 2: But yes, something like that, like yeah, well some somewhere
Speaker 2: near Kazakhstan, near there, okay, okay uh. And he was
Speaker 2: a nice guy and we were talking like what's it
Speaker 2: like over there? And how often do you get back?
Speaker 2: And is it pretty? What's like, is it green?
Speaker 3: What's it?
Speaker 2: You know? Why not driving this conversation? And then he
Speaker 2: was like, what do you think about what's going on
Speaker 2: in Iran? And I was like this feels like I said, well,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm going to really get into like I
Speaker 2: feel for you. Yeah you know yeah, And I just said, uh,
Speaker 2: I honestly think that war in general is just terrible.
Speaker 2: I don't trust the reasons for this particular invasion.
Speaker 3: I don't think evil.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, I don't think it was legal.
Speaker 2: It's all seemingly about oil. We don't seem to go
Speaker 2: liberate countries that are in trouble when they don't have oil,
Speaker 2: you know me, and and and he agreed. He agreed
Speaker 2: being on that, and then I was like, you know,
Speaker 2: blah blah blah. And he was like, what do you
Speaker 2: think about uh isral.
Speaker 5: O?
Speaker 3: Let me?
Speaker 2: I was like, let me just I go. I think
Speaker 2: it's I think war again is horrible. I think any
Speaker 2: innocent people getting killed anywhere, you know, whether they're kids, adults,
Speaker 2: I don't, you know, it's terrible.
Speaker 3: It's just bad. And I'm sad for it. I did.
Speaker 2: I really didn't want to go to and he was like,
Speaker 2: he goes, well, you know, and he was having a
Speaker 2: hard time like finding words because English wasn't his firs language,
Speaker 2: and he goes.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, like paled you.
Speaker 2: And so I was like, okay, I don't know where
Speaker 2: you're going with pale you, but I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go ahead and stop you because we were getting into
Speaker 2: throw the Jew down the waal Well.
Speaker 3: Territory like very quickly.
Speaker 2: And I think it's I think it's interesting that he
Speaker 2: was like grew up near Kazakhstan. So I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I go let me just let me just stop you.
Speaker 2: I am paled you, so I don't know what you're
Speaker 2: gonna say, but like, and he goes, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: But I mean like paled you like you know, like
Speaker 2: paled you, like you know, like from Poland or like,
Speaker 2: and I like, again, I feel like this conversation could
Speaker 2: just really we could really like take a lot of
Speaker 2: heartache out of this if we just stopped talking.
Speaker 3: I really feel like whatever you're gonna say.
Speaker 2: And he's like, no, no, no, I'm saying like Eastern
Speaker 2: European pale Jew, like how is Israel?
Speaker 3: And I was like, please stop. I will roll out
Speaker 3: of this.
Speaker 2: I will literally like get out of this car. And
Speaker 2: he just wouldn't stay kept saying pale Jew. And I
Speaker 2: was like, well, I never really knew where he was going,
Speaker 2: but I think I have an idea. It's the whole
Speaker 2: like go back to Poland, you Ashka, you know you're
Speaker 2: not the real Jew. That's what that's the other side
Speaker 2: of anti Semitism. And he was just saying it over
Speaker 2: and over and I don't know what the point was.
Speaker 2: I was sort of trying to listen, like, Okay, what
Speaker 2: do you a bad idea to be an uber driver
Speaker 2: in Los Angeles?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: And if you're going to say, like challenge people to
Speaker 1: defend Jews, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean to be fair to him. I guess you know.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 2: Like he asked me a question, I went into it
Speaker 2: and we were I thought we were like, oh, what
Speaker 2: a nice like how interesting a different culture perspective and
Speaker 2: we can have this cool conversation. And I always have
Speaker 2: this thing where if somebody might not like Jews for
Speaker 2: whatever reason, I want to be the one that's like
Speaker 2: they met the best jew of their life. I'm the
Speaker 2: pigmy jew in the back of their uber and they
Speaker 2: change their mind. I'm going to leave the best tip
Speaker 2: I'm going to you know what I mean, Like I
Speaker 2: feel like it's all like the weight of the world
Speaker 2: is on me to prove to you how great I am.
Speaker 2: It's hard to explain, but I've always sort of had
Speaker 2: that where I'm like, let me see how I can
Speaker 2: you know, make sure we have this very gentle conversation,
Speaker 2: and then I'm going to be the one. And it's
Speaker 2: not even that he said, because I wouldn't really let
Speaker 2: him say whatever he was trying. He might have maybe
Speaker 2: he was giving me the best compliment of my life,
Speaker 2: but it did not feel like it to me, Like
Speaker 2: it felt like it was going in a direction, and
Speaker 2: so I you know, and I'm also like the backseat
Speaker 2: of the uber, like a little scared, like I, you know,
Speaker 2: want to just get to my destination and hopefully and
Speaker 2: it was fine. He was like, well, thank you for talking,
Speaker 2: you know, thanks for the conversation. I'm like, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 2: Cool, Well, like no, you know, no major issues, but
Speaker 2: he was trying to say something that didn't seem great.
Speaker 1: Well, are you definitely sure he was saying pale jew?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, Well.
Speaker 1: Then that if he's saying Jew in that way, I can't,
Speaker 1: I mean, he's being antisemitic.
Speaker 2: Right, well yeah, I mean he doesn't think he's trying
Speaker 2: to say, like, pale jew jew from Poland. As he
Speaker 2: kept saying na Nazi Jew and I'm like, are you
Speaker 2: trying to say Ashkanazi jew? And he was like yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: Eastern European Jew, rashad Jew. He just kept saying that,
Speaker 2: and I was like, what, we're Russian Jew? He meant
Speaker 2: he's saying. He's saying like us Ashkanazi Jews that he's
Speaker 2: trying to say have no like connection to Israel.
Speaker 3: And so that's what he was trying to say.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, Okay, I don't know where this could
Speaker 2: I don't know where this conversation could go. That's going
Speaker 2: to be good for me right now, right I don't
Speaker 2: need it. So I bring that up because I thought
Speaker 2: it was kind of funny. I love that he's like, okay, bailed.
Speaker 3: You, and I'm like, let me stop you right there,
Speaker 3: let me just stop you right there.
Speaker 2: And I think the funny like throw the jew down
Speaker 2: the well, like you know from a Sasha Bart was borat,
Speaker 2: that was borat. You know now we're living in it,
Speaker 2: we're living and throw it. We can now. People are
Speaker 2: so emboldened, so fucking emboldened that I were there and
Speaker 2: that was real. I mean that really happened, you know,
Speaker 2: like he was just like got them to sing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh I know.
Speaker 2: So now the reason I bring this up is because
Speaker 2: yesterday I happened to be on threads as I often am,
Speaker 2: and I saw a thread and I just pull up
Speaker 2: the screenshot. I saw a thread from an old comedian
Speaker 2: who hasn't seemingly worked in a long time. I don't
Speaker 2: know what he's up to. But his name is Christopher Titus.
Speaker 1: I think he doesn't he do? I think he's still
Speaker 1: pretty famous, right, doesn't he do? Like a lot of shows.
Speaker 2: Uh, I guess he still works as a comic. I
Speaker 2: I will tell you my experience with him back in
Speaker 2: the day. But yeah, that's gonna be in this thread.
Speaker 2: I don't know him. I don't know him now. So
Speaker 2: he goes on Uh, he goes on threads and he writes, well,
Speaker 2: after watching Trump keep deferring to Nan Yahoo about war plans,
Speaker 2: it's obvious we're now the United States of Jaw America.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he people know though, to like, let just
Speaker 1: to start this off, sure, just so people know everybody
Speaker 1: put like people went lost their minds.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean so this was just a couple
Speaker 2: hours after the fact in the road that over a
Speaker 2: thousand comments.
Speaker 1: And they are all calling him, but also.
Speaker 2: Six hundred legs, he got a lot of likes, a lot.
Speaker 2: Don't don't think for a second that everybody was calling
Speaker 2: him out. No, No, the people on threads and people that
Speaker 2: we know, forget the Jimmy Doores. We know Jimmy dre
Speaker 2: we know how he feels. He's he's sort of never
Speaker 2: not felt this way. It's now just very popular to
Speaker 2: feel this way. And now he doesn't have to say
Speaker 2: Zionism anymore. He doesn't have to couch it in Israel,
Speaker 2: Nan Yahoo doesn't. Now he can just say what he
Speaker 2: wants to say. Yeah, they're controlling us, the media, but
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna let them because you know, Jews, Like,
Speaker 2: he's just flat out saying it now too.
Speaker 3: There's it's it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's worse than Rogan in my opinion, and
Speaker 2: that when it comes to stuff like that, right, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: So like and and he's not the only one.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of like who people that we would
Speaker 2: have thought would be friends, like left left of center,
Speaker 2: they are just losing their minds.
Speaker 3: So Chris Titus writes this because he's emboldened to do so.
Speaker 2: And then I noticed that someone that we know, Teresa Straus.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna check it out here, Teresa, she wrote, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: who we both know. So she writes, this is kind
Speaker 2: of I'm gonna be honest. Okay, she writes, Chris I
Speaker 2: hope you're going to read it in the way it
Speaker 2: was sort of written, Chris, I hope you're okay. We
Speaker 2: hung out a few times when I lived in LA
Speaker 2: and I was dating your friend. We looked up to
Speaker 2: you because you got your own show and because your
Speaker 2: work was insightful and sometimes brutally honest. This is hard
Speaker 2: to see. It's embarrassed beneath you, both comedically and spiritually.
Speaker 2: I bless you on your way. I'm sorry life has
Speaker 2: done this to you. Sending you love and peace now.
Speaker 1: I wrote, I yeah, and I want you to get
Speaker 1: to what you said. And John John loved it by
Speaker 1: the way I read it to my husband, he was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's really funny. But I just want
Speaker 1: to say that. And you know, I love Teresa. I
Speaker 1: think that that is her, that that's a real call
Speaker 1: out for her. She gives people a lot of grace,
Speaker 1: you know, Adam.
Speaker 3: Carolla and you're one.
Speaker 2: This is not the Teresa from yesteryears then this is
Speaker 2: because I just thought, I was like, this.
Speaker 1: Is this is I see. But I kind of liked
Speaker 1: it because I felt like it was like she she
Speaker 1: was really saying, like you're a piece of shit. But
Speaker 1: in a way that maybe she was trying to shame
Speaker 1: him into being like, wow, you are really that right crazy.
Speaker 1: Teresa's very big on her judaism, so I think that
Speaker 1: was just a take, Like I don't think she was
Speaker 1: being nice at all.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean it was either way, it was fine.
Speaker 2: It was just funny. I felt like Teresa and I
Speaker 2: did like a freaky Friday Yes Yes, which she said
Speaker 2: felt like something I used to say, because I'm kind
Speaker 2: of someone that was like hold on, hold on, he's noaking,
Speaker 2: come on, let's you know, you know how I am
Speaker 2: a Yasha and she's usually the ballbuster. But I was
Speaker 2: like so annoyed by both of these things. I mean,
Speaker 2: not Teresa, but by his saying and then a little
Speaker 2: bit by hers. So I just wrote, that's so funny, Teresa.
Speaker 2: I remember him trying to haggle with a sex worker
Speaker 2: in Montreal. Now I do remember that.
Speaker 3: But it is.
Speaker 2: Possible that it was another comic that I may have
Speaker 2: gotten them, sir trying to reach out to my old manager,
Speaker 2: because I know it happened with someone, but I think
Speaker 2: it was Chris. I'm almost positive it was Chris. I
Speaker 2: think it's tracked early two thousands. Yeah, I didn't like him.
Speaker 2: I didn't like it sight unseen't I mean, we met,
Speaker 2: We were introduced at the Delta Bar in Montreal, just
Speaker 2: for laps, and I remember just like having a vibe.
Speaker 2: But that's not what this is about. So he leaves
Speaker 2: this post up.
Speaker 1: And then put more, but also add in.
Speaker 2: What I said, Oh I'm going to I'm coming to it.
Speaker 2: So that post stayed up for a very long time.
Speaker 2: I just want you guys to know that people were like, dude,
Speaker 2: take this down. This ain't it. You can hate netanyahuo
Speaker 2: oh you want, but this is not it.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: So he leaves it up at least I want to say,
Speaker 2: twelve hours. Yes, So then other people were saying take
Speaker 2: it down, and then he writes, it's not anti Semitism
Speaker 2: if I have love for the Jewish people, but think
Speaker 2: that Netanyahu is a twat. The man destroying is the
Speaker 2: man destroying Israel. It's a no coincidence that he and
Speaker 2: Trump are Bagel buddies. Okay, that was a little anti semitic. Apologies.
Speaker 2: Now I don't have you. He's taken all this down,
Speaker 2: so I know you wrote something. You wrote something great,
Speaker 2: and I don't remember I can't find I don't have
Speaker 2: a screenshot of that.
Speaker 3: Do you remember what you wrote?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I basically said, yeah, I said, Hey, a lot of
Speaker 1: people are over here on this thread saying like, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, Chris Titus, you're so funny. You know, you
Speaker 1: were always so funny. But my take is like a
Speaker 1: little bit different. Oh you know, oh saying saying, Chris,
Speaker 1: your your stuff is so you're so funny. I've always
Speaker 1: loved your comedy, but this, you know, is anti semitism.
Speaker 1: This is anti Semitic. And I said, and I guess
Speaker 1: my take is a little different, you know, because you've
Speaker 1: never been funny and this is anti semitism. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: liked it, Like I wasn't even trying to be that funny.
Speaker 1: I was like, he's I don't understand all the people
Speaker 1: that are going, you know, falling over themselves to say
Speaker 1: what an amazing comic he was, because he was never
Speaker 1: that funny to me.
Speaker 3: Not even at all.
Speaker 1: He's just you're not shby. He's always like one of
Speaker 1: those people that's like I have, you know, like a
Speaker 1: trauma in my past. Oh he's the come on and
Speaker 1: he's a good prove male, right, isn't he.
Speaker 2: He always always suck to me, and you know, you know,
Speaker 2: to the point where you can sometimes get upset with me,
Speaker 2: Like I'll say, people, I do not agree with Theovonne politically,
Speaker 2: I still think he's He still makes me laugh sometimes if.
Speaker 1: I if I go back and till one always have
Speaker 1: to say, like how much he makes you laugh?
Speaker 3: He makes me laugh.
Speaker 1: He's so transphobic, he's so awful. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: but I don't know why you always have to bring
Speaker 1: him up and then tell me that he's so funny.
Speaker 3: I give you an example of somebody that I like.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Chris Titus is so unfunny, and I can
Speaker 2: just say he's funny.
Speaker 3: I used to think.
Speaker 2: Now I don't watch Theovonne because now I understand like
Speaker 2: he's a piece of shit. But before I one hundred
Speaker 2: percent knew that, and seeing all those things he had
Speaker 2: clips that made me laugh, I'm just saying he had talent.
Speaker 2: Joe Rogan even had talent. I saw Joe Rogan do
Speaker 2: stand up way back before he went off the rails,
Speaker 2: way way back, and he made me laugh. He had
Speaker 2: a joke about the Kardashians and it made me laugh.
Speaker 2: Christopher Titus never made me laugh. I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 2: there's even Chappelle who said terrible things about Jews and
Speaker 2: that you know, are thing trans people or anything like
Speaker 2: there was a time where he made me laugh. I
Speaker 2: didn't think he was the most brilliant comic in the world.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, I'm not in retrospect going they have
Speaker 2: no talent, Chris Titus.
Speaker 3: I never saw having talent, which is to your point.
Speaker 2: What you wrote, Like, I'm like, I don't know, yeah,
Speaker 2: exactly why are people bending over backwards about whether he
Speaker 2: was funny or not?
Speaker 3: Because he was never funny.
Speaker 1: I don't just don't know why people are mourning the
Speaker 1: fact that, like, oh, they can't enjoy Christopher Titus anymore,
Speaker 1: Like who enjoyed him in the first place.
Speaker 3: It's not a loss, Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1: I also don't understand. And this is the thing that
Speaker 1: I find very frustrating about our current politics. People like
Speaker 1: Christopher Titus, their feed is And I would only know
Speaker 1: this not because I ever followed him, because I didn't,
Speaker 1: so I could not even unfollow him up. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: one of the things that bothers me is that this
Speaker 1: is what we have kind of on the left because
Speaker 1: his thing was all very anti Trump. Yeah, so somehow
Speaker 1: somebody who's like, I'm on the right side of things, people,
Speaker 1: I hate this Trump guy, Okay, but then you also
Speaker 1: feel emboldened to go all the people that are to
Speaker 1: call us all.
Speaker 2: Jews, Ethny, this is exactly what I've been. This is
Speaker 2: what I've been screaming from the root colapse for a while.
Speaker 2: It's a problem, and it's fucking crazy, and it started
Speaker 2: a while ago, and now it's just like the ball,
Speaker 2: like you said, like he's just he's not scary. He
Speaker 2: thought it was going to get him points. Probably did
Speaker 2: get him some points from certain people that I like,
Speaker 2: you know, it's gone, it's off the rails, which is
Speaker 2: which is so scary to me too, because when I
Speaker 2: hear people like I hear I see on I'm on
Speaker 2: like a lot of Jewish threads or what I don't
Speaker 2: want to be it's just my algorithm, and they'll say
Speaker 2: things like well, I'm I'm a person without a party,
Speaker 2: and I will pop in as much as I can
Speaker 2: and say no, no, no, don't let this kind of
Speaker 2: chaos fuel you. You know who you're part you know
Speaker 2: who supports your more morals, like, you know, like you
Speaker 2: can still be a Democrat and vote for all the
Speaker 2: things that you believe in, for women, for LGBT, for
Speaker 2: all the things you believe in, and ignore the noise
Speaker 2: on the far left, Like just ignore it because it's
Speaker 2: all just bullshit to try to get you to not
Speaker 2: vote for them so that so that Trump will win.
Speaker 2: I you know a lot of them are bots. But
Speaker 2: then I used to always have that bot argument. But
Speaker 2: then I'm like, but then you have Christomatise and Jimmy
Speaker 2: Door and all these leftists who've gone crazy. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: always hated Jews, they just didn't have a safe place
Speaker 2: to say it, and now they feel they do. And
Speaker 2: that's really scary to me. But like, please still vote blue. Please,
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I mean obviously you, but like I
Speaker 2: just don't know why.
Speaker 1: Also, what's upsetting is it's no, it's no different to me.
Speaker 1: And you know, one of my things is like making
Speaker 1: jokes about trans people and being like, but I love everybody,
Speaker 1: like we can't you take a joke. It's the same
Speaker 1: thing for making thinking you're making a joke about Jewish people,
Speaker 1: like oh, bagel buddies or something. Like you think, I
Speaker 1: don't know how you think that's being funny, but also
Speaker 1: joke the United States of Jewe Marriica. Well that's not that.
Speaker 1: That's not a joke. That's just a call out of Jews.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying when you come back and go, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm just making a joke, Bagel buddies, trust me, everybody
Speaker 1: came for him and was like, oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: you just doubled down, like you're just such a piece
Speaker 1: of fucking shit. But also, I guess this is my
Speaker 1: other thing. You're doing that at a time when there
Speaker 1: has been blatant violence against Jewish people A day.
Speaker 2: After the yeah, yeah, yeah, And no, I didn't hear
Speaker 2: from anybody. By the way, I think people are exhausted
Speaker 2: going like are you okay? Because they know I wasn't
Speaker 2: in Michigan, you know, at this whatever. But remember when
Speaker 2: you people used to do that. No one's knowing. There's
Speaker 2: so much of it that no one's even like mentioning
Speaker 2: it on a text thread. No, but I mean not
Speaker 2: many of mine. But you know, for different reasons.
Speaker 1: Well, every time there's violence against trans people, nobody, nobody
Speaker 1: goes in my feet and goes sorry, the world is
Speaker 1: so fucked up, right, Sorry, it's so hard to like,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, it's just we're just used to it.
Speaker 5: I guess, I guess. But that's so scary too, that's
Speaker 5: so fucking scary. I mean, of course, like that's so scary.
Speaker 5: But back to the humor of it, Christopher tight it.
Speaker 1: I mean, the people came out of the woodwork to
Speaker 1: just be like are you what like are you okay?
Speaker 1: Like what you possibly thinking to him? Which is so
Speaker 1: funny though, because what I I'm I'm so happy that
Speaker 1: people like that show show their ass as you as
Speaker 1: you might say, because like, oh my god, let yes,
Speaker 1: let's let's pull these people out into the light and go.
Speaker 1: This person has always been a gigantic piece of shit.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to see, I'm trying to go to his
Speaker 2: his profile. He might have taken down the whole his
Speaker 2: whole profile, let me see. No he's still there, of
Speaker 2: course not. No, he loved it. He probably loved it.
Speaker 2: He probably was like I got more engagement than I've
Speaker 2: gotten in years. The bagel thing is still up there,
Speaker 2: oh is it? Oh No, he's doubling, he's tripling down.
Speaker 2: Now he's going after like, oh, the whole Gaza. How
Speaker 2: many kids and died in Gaza. So he's not talking
Speaker 2: about now, he's he's going back to like oh if
Speaker 2: someone said, you know, please please stop, you know whatever
Speaker 2: he's he's he's far left crazy and he does not
Speaker 2: feel bad about it. I wish he hadn't taken the
Speaker 2: other thing down. I actually really do, because like Benet's
Speaker 2: all out there, but everybody knows.
Speaker 1: Everybody wanted him to take it down. And I had
Speaker 1: the same thought as you. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: leave it up, right, if that's how you feel, leave
Speaker 1: it up. It wasn't a mistake.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he left it up for so long.
Speaker 2: He left it up long enough. I don't see the
Speaker 2: bagel thing. But he's such a piece of shit. I
Speaker 2: was like, who is his agent? Well, we probably doesn't
Speaker 2: have one. Yeah, he probably did. He's oh my god,
Speaker 2: now he's just talking about the Torah.
Speaker 1: Well, since all the agents are Jewish, be pretty hard
Speaker 1: to like that was really was a mistake. You know,
Speaker 1: Jews run the entertainment business, as you know.
Speaker 2: As we all know, he says, the bad joke is
Speaker 2: the least of our worries, is what he's trying to say.
Speaker 2: Now he said that this was just not afterwards. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I can't. Okay, let's get back to
Speaker 2: being funny. Well, I mean I if he's not going
Speaker 2: to be funny, then we don't need to Benny.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Else, I've been listening to his podcast a lot, and
Speaker 1: it's not like that. It's not that as silly as
Speaker 1: you would think. Our podcast. No, his podcast, Christopher Tey
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's something you so, Stephanie watched a movie speaking
Speaker 2: of comedians that are not very good. I begged you
Speaker 2: not to watch this. I told you I saw it
Speaker 2: like months before it came out.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now, I could be wrong, but I feel like
Speaker 1: what you said is it's pretty harmless, Like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like something to watch kind of in the background, I thought, I,
Speaker 1: like you said, I was not gonna hate it.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I said you were gonna, I
Speaker 2: don't know how you would feel about it, but I
Speaker 2: know that it cringed me out. We're talking about is
Speaker 2: this thing on h Bradley Cooper, not Bradly. He directed
Speaker 2: it and it's will Our Next but he's in it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's in it for some reason. For no reason, as like,
Speaker 2: I'll be Zach galivanagis, Yeah, I'm gonna I'll look like
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a beard, and I'm just the guy.
Speaker 3: Really funny. We can't get Zach for it, so well,
Speaker 3: I'll do it. I'll just do it. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: what the hell?
Speaker 2: So he's Will Arnett is a struggling he's going through
Speaker 2: a divorce, he's having a life crisis. So he's going
Speaker 2: to start doing open mics. I threw up all the
Speaker 2: entire I threw up for like two hours. Chip liked it.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's what you're remembering.
Speaker 2: I was like, he was so easy on it, and right,
Speaker 2: I don't know, he's a kinder person than we are.
Speaker 3: He's just like it was fun.
Speaker 1: Okay. So my fear was going to be that this
Speaker 1: thing was going to be the next uh what's called?
Speaker 1: What was the movie with Tom Hanks, The and Sally
Speaker 1: Hill Punchline, which I was recently watched. I thought it
Speaker 1: was going to be the next Punchline, and it was.
Speaker 1: It was as bad as Punchline. It was like there
Speaker 1: might as well have been lockers in the in the
Speaker 1: changing room, in the change there might as well have
Speaker 1: been a changing room. First of all, let me just
Speaker 1: because I just watched this last night, So let me
Speaker 1: start right from the get go. For there's no reason
Speaker 1: that these two are getting a divorce, so like, at
Speaker 1: least have it be that she cheated on him. Okay,
Speaker 1: but whatever, This might be a spoiler, but they're just
Speaker 1: a couple with fairly young kids who I guess kind
Speaker 1: of don't get along because they're often in bad moods. Honestly,
Speaker 1: this is as bad as it is speaking as a
Speaker 1: person in a long term marriage, about as long as
Speaker 1: their marriage is. Because I've been with John for like
Speaker 1: twenty five years. It, yeah, you don't You're not fucking,
Speaker 1: you know, screwing like rabbits and having all this. It's
Speaker 1: a relationship. It's not bad. They're not even there and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh we're always fighting. There is nothing of
Speaker 1: them fighting or even being like cruel to each other. Nothing.
Speaker 1: So they open the movie with basically her brushing her
Speaker 1: teeth and they're I guess mad at each other, and
Speaker 1: she's like, well, let's call it, like, let's end our marriage,
Speaker 1: and he's like okay. Then for no reason, he moves
Speaker 1: into an apartment, which is huge, So she's in her house,
Speaker 1: so he immediately, but you don't know if it's immediate
Speaker 1: because the timing very much feels like Maestro. It's very
Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper directed. First of all, I hope that you
Speaker 1: remember this. You might not. At this point. The music
Speaker 1: was so aggressively jangly and weirdly jazzy and almost like
Speaker 1: horror movie music. The whole time it was aggressive. I
Speaker 1: felt assaulted and violated by this music.
Speaker 2: It was like this, yes, and like shots of him
Speaker 2: walking from the back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's trying to go for like a Birdman thing,
Speaker 3: which was a bird Man. I loved Birdman. Oh hated it.
Speaker 3: I knew you would. I I did really enjoy.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes it was like Birdman, but first a stand
Speaker 1: up comedian, yes, superhero as well. Okay, so here's what happens,
Speaker 1: and this is not I feel like this would be annoying,
Speaker 1: mostly to comedians. But he decides he goes to this
Speaker 1: comedy club and you even told me this, and I
Speaker 1: think you told me this on the show. But he
Speaker 1: doesn't want to pay the fifteen dollars cover charge, even
Speaker 1: though he's like a finance bro. Yeah, he makes tons
Speaker 1: of money, but he doesn't want to just pay a cover.
Speaker 1: They're like well, and he's like, oh, I have to pay,
Speaker 1: and they're like yeah, unless you're signed up to do
Speaker 1: stand up. So he signs up and then in like
Speaker 1: one minute, oh, they're like, you're next. First of all,
Speaker 1: let me just tell you something not you Cecily you
Speaker 1: know about open mic nights? First of all, was this
Speaker 1: from nineteen fucking eighty one. Because open mic nights basically
Speaker 1: are like four people sitting in a room that are
Speaker 1: also signed up, and you don't go on till one
Speaker 1: in the morning. There's no club that's in like New
Speaker 1: York or whatever, big city, a comedy seller that's got
Speaker 1: a hundred a great crowd, and you can just walk
Speaker 1: in and go like, I'll go up and they're like, well, okay,
Speaker 1: you're next. Then. So he's a comedian, So he goes
Speaker 1: up and he's horrible, right, which is realistic. He's just
Speaker 1: in a craze bird man.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 4: Also, don't forget he's got the Willernet voice, yes, which
Speaker 4: is a little exhausting anyway, and it's he's just like,
Speaker 4: I guess I'm getting divorced.
Speaker 2: And he's like rubbing his hair, you know, just like,
Speaker 2: what is even happening kind of doing like on so
Speaker 2: many levels, dude, I hate it.
Speaker 1: Yes, so he's he doesn't say anything funny, okay, nothing
Speaker 1: the whole time. There's a little bit of nervous laughter. Normally, though,
Speaker 1: if that happened, it would just be dead silence in
Speaker 1: the room, or people would just start talking amongst themselves.
Speaker 1: Nobody would be like, oh, you've got our attention, bro.
Speaker 1: What you got to say is this gonna go somewhere?
Speaker 1: It's terrible. Then afterwards he gets up and there's like
Speaker 1: comedians that are like, hey you, hey, you crazy open micer,
Speaker 1: get over here, come sit at the main comics table.
Speaker 1: First of all, there's no fucking comics table.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna push back a little bit.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna push back on this one because I thought
Speaker 2: about it a lot. I please hear me out, don't
Speaker 2: yell at me. I think there might be in New York.
Speaker 2: I really do think they kind of do that in
Speaker 2: New York. I know it's not like that in La.
Speaker 1: Oh No, but I think they know because I've talked
Speaker 1: to Bonnie about this many times.
Speaker 3: Okay, and who hang out?
Speaker 1: Who's at the Yes, there is a comedian's table, but
Speaker 1: they are very strict on who can sit there as much.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna be like, hey, who are you divorced?
Speaker 2: Guy has a ceiling. Yeah, no, that you're right about that.
Speaker 3: And also for like.
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle, that's for the comedians that have been doing
Speaker 1: stand up for thirty years. That's not for just some
Speaker 1: open biker's not gonna sit PLoP himself down at the
Speaker 1: table and they're gonna go like, oh my god, let's
Speaker 1: give you some tips.
Speaker 2: Also, can I please point out like how bad all
Speaker 2: the comics that same as Punchline, where like they had
Speaker 2: other comics go up and none of them were funny.
Speaker 2: It was like so fucking bad, and was so was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is like the lesbian woman, and then this one
Speaker 2: is the one. She's kind of she's like sex pat
Speaker 2: she's a comedy slut. I'm not saying I wasn't a
Speaker 2: comedy slut. I'm just saying that she doesn't have to
Speaker 2: be like act yes, y'all, y'all like, calm down, this
Speaker 2: is bad. And they played themselves so they're bad. Act
Speaker 2: like they're they're not good actors.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So then that and I won't I'm
Speaker 1: not going to go through the whole movie, but just
Speaker 1: the things that made me so so mad. Uh So,
Speaker 1: like he goes up, I want to say twice and
Speaker 1: then they're like and he doesn't do well either time.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have jokes. In fact, at one point he
Speaker 1: makes kind of like a jokey joke that's so cringe
Speaker 1: that you're like, are you fucking kidding? Also, he acts
Speaker 1: like he's never heard of stand up comedy before. It's
Speaker 1: his whole demeanor is like what so like, which stand up?
Speaker 1: You just get up? We just talk tell stories.
Speaker 2: This never stops really just doing jokes about my very
Speaker 2: important that you do.
Speaker 3: It like that.
Speaker 1: But he also makes it really clear to people. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing like jokes. I'm just doing like stories
Speaker 1: about my life. That's not how it works you. It's
Speaker 1: not just stories about your life. That isn't stand up.
Speaker 1: That's that's not even spoken word like therapy. Yes that
Speaker 1: you have to have a joke if you want to say.
Speaker 1: It's like all comedy where we used to tell stories. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: but there were jerkes, funny stories. Oh my god, Yeah,
Speaker 1: here's this crazy thing that happened. No, it's not like
Speaker 1: you know, I just uh, who am I anymore?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then applause breaks and then just everyone haking, like
Speaker 2: just just the gross like dismissiveness that he hooks up
Speaker 2: with a comic. She's like, you better get out of here.
Speaker 2: I gotta get to work, so you gotta leave. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's like, are we gonna fuck? We're gonna fuck?
Speaker 1: First of all, people don't just have sex.
Speaker 2: Well, we the with open micers. But yeah, he's having
Speaker 2: a nuld down. He has oh the two pay we're
Speaker 2: not even we haven't talked about. They have fucking wig
Speaker 2: he's wearing. That was crazyh my god. Podcast that's doing
Speaker 2: entire let's launch today. We are launching Will Arnett Wig podcast.
Speaker 2: I don't know how many episodes we're gonna have.
Speaker 1: Okay, and then and then I know you brought this up,
Speaker 1: but the Bradley Cooper character is just like a beard
Speaker 1: and you don't and it has to sort of do
Speaker 1: with the friendships and there. I don't know if they're
Speaker 1: friends from college, but they're just like, right, you don't
Speaker 1: know who anybody is. There's no character, there's no character
Speaker 1: build up, there's nothing is happening in this in this movie,
Speaker 1: except that then, after two times doing an open mic,
Speaker 1: he gets a call and they're like, do you want
Speaker 1: to come do this gig? And he's like fuck yeah,
Speaker 1: And he tries to find a babysitter for his kids,
Speaker 1: but his ex wife won't watch the kids, so he
Speaker 1: drops him off of his parents and he goes and
Speaker 1: does this gig. Meanwhile, she's on a date his ex
Speaker 1: wife yes, and then very coincidentally, yes, she shows up.
Speaker 2: That date leads to a weird to the comedy seller.
Speaker 2: I mean yes, you know how, you know how that happened, and.
Speaker 1: Just in time, because every time he walks into the
Speaker 1: comedy club, they're like, you're next. They're like, you're you're next,
Speaker 1: and then and then the guy before is like, and
Speaker 1: that's my time, and then they're like coming to the stage,
Speaker 1: Alex Pete Keaton or whatever the fuck his name is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, every time he walks it, he's next, You're next.
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh god, I gotta get my notes.
Speaker 1: And here's the spoiler. Here's a big spoiler for you.
Speaker 1: So he gets back together with his wife, but for
Speaker 1: no reason. You know why, because they never should have
Speaker 1: split up. In the first place. It was just a
Speaker 1: narcissistic bullshit, like, I don't know, we're not happy all
Speaker 1: the time, let's separate. Oh okay, you know what'd be cool.
Speaker 1: Let's just be unhappy together, no reason, just fucking people.
Speaker 3: What was the point.
Speaker 2: I think you're really under selling the part that she
Speaker 2: just happened to go on a date and then like
Speaker 2: go next door to a comedy club where she did
Speaker 2: not know he was doing stand She didn't know he
Speaker 2: was doing stand up at all. Then she happens to
Speaker 2: walk in when he's performing and or whatever, and he's
Speaker 2: doing jokes about her yes, like what are the odds
Speaker 2: of all of those things? And she's and it's Laura
Speaker 2: Dern and so her eyes are getting all watery. She's
Speaker 2: like like her facial expressions were a little much too,
Speaker 2: just oh my god. I was always kind of smiling
Speaker 2: like open her chin crazy. I'm like, this is everybody's way.
Speaker 2: I can't take this. No, And then she's like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, that was hot. First of all, it was
Speaker 2: not hot. He didn't get any laughs. And she's like,
Speaker 2: let's fuck. So now they're back together because of his stand.
Speaker 6: Up and smoking in bed, there's just so many things.
Speaker 6: I just I can't but I want to say this
Speaker 6: one thing before we before we go or whatever. But
Speaker 6: in the in the trailer for that, so occasionally i'd
Speaker 6: see a commercial for it m and the way they put.
Speaker 4: It together, so it was just like, uh it was
Speaker 4: it was will Learnet, like, oh, I gotta go do
Speaker 4: this open mic and then they ad rd one of
Speaker 4: the children saying, what's an open mic?
Speaker 2: You didn't actually no child after that was literally a
Speaker 2: voiceover in the commercial. I was like, no one's talking
Speaker 2: about this. So we're just too busy talking about the
Speaker 2: Middle East?
Speaker 3: Right now? Are we have?
Speaker 2: We lost the plot here? Oh my god, this is
Speaker 2: the problem. This is why we're at wore Chris Titus.
Speaker 2: I really think we brought it around in many ways,
Speaker 2: like what like was the points though.
Speaker 1: I'm so mad that this was one of the biggest releases,
Speaker 1: Like this is a Bradley fucking Cooper movie. Why I
Speaker 1: know it it?
Speaker 2: Really they really tried to get some Oscar They released
Speaker 2: it just at the beginning of Oscar season. That's why
Speaker 2: I got to see it really early. I think I
Speaker 2: saw it in like September October. Didn't come out till
Speaker 2: November and it didn't gain any traction. It didn't get anything,
Speaker 2: not Critics Choice. We're, if I may say, as someone
Speaker 2: in the Critics Choice Association, we are like the first
Speaker 2: to start voting on things. So they send it all
Speaker 2: out to us, but we get to go first, so
Speaker 2: we kind of do set the tone. People can do
Speaker 2: whatever they want if they're in the academy, they can
Speaker 2: change they can change it, but we sort of set
Speaker 2: the tone.
Speaker 3: We're like, no, no on that one.
Speaker 1: But on Rotten Tomatoes, the critics loved it, American critics.
Speaker 2: But look at someone of the critics. I mean, sometimes
Speaker 2: there are real critics, but there's a lot of I'm
Speaker 2: I'm Rotten Tomato. I could be on Rotten Tomatoes like
Speaker 2: I'm allowed to post on there I've passed or whatever
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to do, but I just never do so
Speaker 2: anybody really, I mean a lot of them are just blogs.
Speaker 2: A lot of I don't really trust that anymore. But
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, I probably would have
Speaker 2: given it a tomato over a splat.
Speaker 3: Because I like didn't hate it.
Speaker 2: I was still like I'd rather spend time in that
Speaker 2: movie than a million other movie.
Speaker 1: Hated it so much.
Speaker 2: And I kind of I kind of like hated love
Speaker 2: love hate it, like it was fun to hate it
Speaker 2: a little.
Speaker 3: Oh, I could not understand it, like Will r Ned
Speaker 3: is not.
Speaker 2: It's not like there's anyone that's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: this is just such bad acting.
Speaker 3: Like they're still good acting in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't think. I I think Bradley Cooper is overrated.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to say something that's gonna be very
Speaker 1: controversial right now.
Speaker 3: I'm ready did not.
Speaker 1: I'm the only person that I know in the world
Speaker 1: that really didn't like silver Lining Playbook. I just didn't.
Speaker 2: I was really literally bracing myself. I was like, please
Speaker 2: don't say so little sniwerlying plays It's one of my
Speaker 2: favorite movies of all times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people's favorite movies. I've seen it
Speaker 1: several times and tried to like it more, and I don't. Well,
Speaker 1: he didn't direct that, but I I just think he's
Speaker 1: so overrated. That's fine, listen. And he also just so
Speaker 1: loves himself. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with you on that. And I know,
Speaker 2: like I don't know, I don't really know him as
Speaker 2: a human. I mean, we're good friends. And he's here
Speaker 2: right now. It was with a little fucking awkward so like,
Speaker 2: you know, chill out on the Adlie uper A, h
Speaker 2: Adli bay uper A. Okay, but he I love silver linings.
Speaker 2: I would say to see it again, but if you've
Speaker 2: seen it a few times, then it's just not for you.
Speaker 1: It's just not It's okay, it is okay. It takes
Speaker 1: all kinds.
Speaker 2: You know, there was something you loved that I didn't
Speaker 2: and we just couldn't explain it, Like was it the bear?
Speaker 1: Was it the bear that I didn't love? The bear?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I hate the bear.
Speaker 2: Everyone loves the bear. I'm definitely in the I didn't
Speaker 2: like ted Lasso that much either. I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't guys, but I didn't give it a.
Speaker 3: Lot of time.
Speaker 1: I didn't love ted Lasso either.
Speaker 2: Okay, that makes me feel better because sometimes you're like,
Speaker 2: what am I missing? I don't know what I'm missing.
Speaker 3: With the bear? Can I turn this thing off?
Speaker 2: I don't know why I can't turn off the noise
Speaker 2: that my Mac makes when a when a new email
Speaker 2: comes in.
Speaker 3: I literally don't know how to turn that off.
Speaker 1: Well I can't hear it.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good, all right? Guys.
Speaker 1: Anyway, listen what we did, and we have some shout outs.
Speaker 2: Let's do our shout outs to our friends, the people
Speaker 2: that have been here with us for six years, a
Speaker 2: lot of them for six full years.
Speaker 1: Happy six years, happy Patrion, Well that's not weight.
Speaker 2: Well, Argely, well not Patreon anniversary, but okay, so yeah,
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Speaker 1: Victoria Blake and Andrea Crawford and Dick Frolicker and Ishan Fajpe,
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Speaker 3: Geez all right heye