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<v Speaker 1>This is an Unspoiled Network podcast. This is spoil Me

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<v Speaker 1>covering Dungeon Crawler Carl chapters thirteen through twenty. In these chapters,

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<v Speaker 1>we are having to deal with a lot of different terrible,

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<v Speaker 1>new to us creatures, but also some very familiar creatures

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<v Speaker 1>human beings, especially shocker cops who could have seen this coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to spoil Me, Welcome to the show everyone. I

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<v Speaker 1>am Natasha. Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning

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<v Speaker 1>this episode. And Michael is here in the chat today.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and Dan came, Hi Dan again. Yeah. So this section, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>is riddled with some wild stuff. I had a good

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<v Speaker 1>time with this, and it feels like we are definitely

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<v Speaker 1>heading in the direction I was expecting. I am going

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<v Speaker 1>to point these things out as we go. But there's

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<v Speaker 1>a constant through line that repeats that I think probably

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of you are picking up on also. And

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<v Speaker 1>it starts because I like, actually went back and I

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<v Speaker 1>re listened to the beginning of the book with my

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<v Speaker 1>husband the other day because I thought he would really

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy it. And we've just gotten up to the part

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<v Speaker 1>where we read the boss battle, but he hasn't actually

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<v Speaker 1>gone inside yet, and so I'm kind of like, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>see how he acts that. But something that Mordecai says

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<v Speaker 1>is like, this is my last show, and after this one,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm free to do what i want. After this, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be a fully fledged citizen. So I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 1>put that there to reference a little bit later. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>begin with chapter thirteen. So we start off with Carl

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<v Speaker 1>and Donut heading towards the body of this other crawler.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was a real fun moment because in the

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<v Speaker 1>audiobook Lutible Corpse Crawler, Rebecca Rebecca W Level three killed

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<v Speaker 1>by crawler Frank Q, and I love the line. I

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<v Speaker 1>felt as if I was slack because that was almost

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<v Speaker 1>exactly the reaction that I also had. It was sort

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<v Speaker 1>of remarkable, actually, because I shouldn't be prepared for people

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<v Speaker 1>to turn on each other, but I really thought that

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<v Speaker 1>would take longer. I really thought that we would have

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<v Speaker 1>our people turning on each other once we got past

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<v Speaker 1>a certain point and there were fewer of us and

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<v Speaker 1>we began to see each other as competing for resources

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<v Speaker 1>in a more real way. I never thought it would

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<v Speaker 1>happen this soon, and I should. I should have known better.

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<v Speaker 1>I really should. And then to like re emphasize their cops.

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<v Speaker 1>As we find out later, I mean, if you don't

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<v Speaker 1>already know how I feel about police in our country,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like want to get into a whole thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think that they are sociopathic trash who think

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<v Speaker 1>they are better than the rest of the population and

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<v Speaker 1>are on power trips and our bullies and our low

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<v Speaker 1>key just like a tool of fascism, not even low key,

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<v Speaker 1>it's high high key, fucking totally. So for the first

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<v Speaker 1>people to turn on other human beings to be cops,

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<v Speaker 1>it feels like absolutely correct, just dead on pun into it.

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<v Speaker 1>So let us get into this because Dona, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>at first tries to be like, I'm not to scare

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<v Speaker 1>this guy. And there's an interesting moment here where Carl

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<v Speaker 1>is trying to find Frank on his map, or not

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<v Speaker 1>really Frank specifically, because I don't think you can do

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<v Speaker 1>that unless they're in your party, but you can see

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<v Speaker 1>blue dots and he's trying to see if they're any

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<v Speaker 1>near him, And even as he's look he's wondering, is

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<v Speaker 1>it possible for them to hide from me? Like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really know how this completely works, and they may

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<v Speaker 1>be there, and I just can't tell, which is unnerving him.

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<v Speaker 1>Christ another thing to worry about. A crazy asshole with

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<v Speaker 1>a gun. I was suddenly, inexplicably reminded of that day,

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<v Speaker 1>the last day I ever saw my father. You're a bully.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a bully, and nobody likes you. It's why mom left.

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<v Speaker 1>I was expecting him to get angry to hit me,

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<v Speaker 1>but he never hit me, not once. The man just

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<v Speaker 1>laughed and laughed, and that was enough. I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>you to like me, but you will respect me. The

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<v Speaker 1>memory came quickly out of nowhere. I didn't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody had died that day, Nobody had been hurt at all,

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<v Speaker 1>not physically. So the fact that this happened right after

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<v Speaker 1>a crazy asshole with a gun leads me to believe.

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<v Speaker 1>Because there's a point earlier where he mentions how his

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<v Speaker 1>mother used to lock him in the basement to keep

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<v Speaker 1>him away from his father and his dad's friends because

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<v Speaker 1>they would drink and start to really act up. And

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<v Speaker 1>my interpretation of this association is that his dad got

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<v Speaker 1>drunk and had a gun and was fucking around and

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was really funny and was trying to like

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<v Speaker 1>establish dominance somehow in a moment and this is this

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<v Speaker 1>kind of got to me a little bit. Guys, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna admit because my father was a similar type. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I don't want to call him a bully, because

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<v Speaker 1>a bully is somebody who really enjoys this, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that my dad really did. But he was

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<v Speaker 1>definitely the type of person who never actually, like physically

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<v Speaker 1>lashed out, but would make it clear that he was

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<v Speaker 1>having to strain himself, and so there was always a

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<v Speaker 1>threat of violence in the air. And eventually once he

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<v Speaker 1>did lose it. But I got myself behind a door

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<v Speaker 1>and he broke the door in half. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what he would have done if I hadn't gotten behind

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<v Speaker 1>that door. And it was like the I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>you to like me, but I will respect me in

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<v Speaker 1>a vacuum. I actually think that's fair, you know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think it's a great approach, but I could see

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<v Speaker 1>why you would take it. But there are people who

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<v Speaker 1>really seem to think that being liked means that you

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<v Speaker 1>are somehow weak or compromising yourself. And I'm just really

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<v Speaker 1>kind of fascinated at Carl's reaction to this moment, being

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<v Speaker 1>this memory in combination with his mother trying to protect

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<v Speaker 1>him from his father, who he admits here never actually

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<v Speaker 1>did hit him, because there is something about the threat

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<v Speaker 1>being there even when the action isn't there that is

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<v Speaker 1>so much. It's so manipulative. It's a really different kind

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<v Speaker 1>of threat and mental fuckery that I think a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of men think. Because they're not hitting, it's not as bad.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like excusable. Actually, maybe it points out what a

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<v Speaker 1>good guy they are because they haven't raised their hand

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<v Speaker 1>to you, and so all the other shit they're pulling

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<v Speaker 1>is nothing because it's not like they hit you. And

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<v Speaker 1>because the bar for men is on the fucking floor

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<v Speaker 1>beyond the bar for men is a tavern in hades,

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<v Speaker 1>they really often will believe that as long as I

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<v Speaker 1>am not beating the shit out of you, I deserve

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking cookie. So I'm just gonna be sitting here

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for more info on his father and what that

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<v Speaker 1>guy was like, because I feel like that's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be informing some things probably, So anyway, the uh. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a moment here where Dona is insisting that the woman

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<v Speaker 1>was killed by a cocker spaniel with a gun, and

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<v Speaker 1>he has to point out that like that she isn't

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<v Speaker 1>able to even fire a gun because of her being

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<v Speaker 1>a quadruped, and some imbecile with a gun doesn't scare me,

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<v Speaker 1>and they shouldn't carry scare you either. So he tries

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<v Speaker 1>to say, this guy doesn't scare me either, and then

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<v Speaker 1>it made me irrationally angry. In fact, I think you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to find him if we can. Let's stick

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<v Speaker 1>to the neighborhood. We'll hunt down the remaining red dots.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we'll go back to the safe room and watch

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<v Speaker 1>the premiere. You're not scared of that guy, really, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all. Well, then you're crazy. I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>you being crazy. I'm scared of him. We need to

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<v Speaker 1>stay away from him. What if he'said one of those

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<v Speaker 1>murder hoboes you hear so much about. Just two seconds

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<v Speaker 1>ago you said, and I quote some in this cell

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<v Speaker 1>with a gun doesn't scare me. Yeah, that's when I

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<v Speaker 1>thought you were being a pussy. I didn't realize you

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<v Speaker 1>were getting all Charles Bronson death wish on me. So

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<v Speaker 1>that was interesting. Her just trying to, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>get him psyched up because she doesn't understanding like the

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<v Speaker 1>headspace that he's in. And it's funny because initially I

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<v Speaker 1>think he was sort of just overwhelmed at how awful

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<v Speaker 1>this is a woman being killed by another person. But

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<v Speaker 1>the memory of his father comes back to him, and

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<v Speaker 1>it seems like he is definitely feeling away about this

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<v Speaker 1>man that is motivated by personal experience. So we go

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<v Speaker 1>to chapter fourteen and we get the premiere of Dungeon

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<v Speaker 1>Crawler World Earth. So first of all, these beings can

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<v Speaker 1>like go virtually into the scene and experience it in

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<v Speaker 1>a way, which is apparently not like super popular, but

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<v Speaker 1>it is an option. Many viewers didn't like the VR versions,

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<v Speaker 1>so they watched using a method where they had a

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<v Speaker 1>bird's eye view and they could zoom in and out

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<v Speaker 1>and angles and switch angles at a whim. We didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have any of that. The show streamed on the center

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<v Speaker 1>of the three televisions over the fast food counter, and

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<v Speaker 1>there were there four just over four million when we start.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not a good way to watch the show,

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<v Speaker 1>Tally announced. As the title appeared on the screen, the

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<v Speaker 1>screen jerked around like I was watching someone play a

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<v Speaker 1>game on Twitch. The view kept randomly zooming in and out,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes focusing on nothing in particular, sometimes lights flash for

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<v Speaker 1>no reason, And I thought that this was sort of interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>the idea that, like the view that for whom it

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<v Speaker 1>matters most, the players, that they are not granted a

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<v Speaker 1>view of what's really happening. I feel like this is

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<v Speaker 1>a metaphor that, you know, there's sometimes lights flash for

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<v Speaker 1>no reason, zooming in on nothing in particular. It's feeling

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit like we're trying to disorient you on

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<v Speaker 1>purpose so that you don't know or sympathize with, or

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<v Speaker 1>have like a plan, you know what I mean. Just Also,

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<v Speaker 1>there is an orange hued four eyed lizard like creature,

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<v Speaker 1>so it turns out that they are very alien like.

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<v Speaker 1>I was sort of thinking that maybe the creatures would

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<v Speaker 1>make themselves look like the creatures within the game to

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<v Speaker 1>sort of be a cohesive theme for the overall like

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<v Speaker 1>look of this season of the show. But it turns

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<v Speaker 1>out that it is not how they're doing this. So

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<v Speaker 1>there's the Squim Conglomerate Battle for the planet aarrol thousands

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<v Speaker 1>of furry gorilla like creatures screaming and rushing into a

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<v Speaker 1>battle against a group of similar creatures. Later, it showed

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<v Speaker 1>a single heavily armored gorilla stick a spear into the

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<v Speaker 1>throat of a smaller, gray colored gorilla riding a massive

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<v Speaker 1>pig thing. The word winner appeared on the screen. The

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<v Speaker 1>winning gorilla fell to his knees and appeared to start

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<v Speaker 1>sobbing before the screen cut away. A round metal two

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<v Speaker 1>but that looked like a barrel appeared on the screen

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<v Speaker 1>for fifteen seconds straight. There was no sound. Tally said

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<v Speaker 1>it was a commercial, which that's wild, But it's interesting

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<v Speaker 1>to see these other creatures and the way their fight

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<v Speaker 1>that they will set these up. So that one was

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<v Speaker 1>more of a colosseum and the oh my god, I'm sorry, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>Next came a view of Earth. Music swelled, and they

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<v Speaker 1>show all of these, like, first of all, diagrams of humans,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's so weird, he says, a discussion of human

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<v Speaker 1>anatomy with an enorm inordinate amount of time spent discussing

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<v Speaker 1>discussing male testicles and female ovaries. And I was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>when he says, I still couldn't understand most of what

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<v Speaker 1>helping yourself at all. And not only that, the whole

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<v Speaker 1>like the way that it all emphasizes viewership and patrons,

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<v Speaker 1>interest in you. I really love this for a particular

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<v Speaker 1>personal reason so I don't know how many people listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this are also online creators. If you are, you

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<v Speaker 1>are going to get exactly what I'm talking about instantly.

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<v Speaker 1>But there is something that has happened over the past

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<v Speaker 1>change in how algorithms work, which has made it so

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<v Speaker 1>all of this to say that you have to be

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<v Speaker 1>so careful how much you dole out, how well edited

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<v Speaker 1>to your fans too, because people who have chosen to

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<v Speaker 1>becoming a patron, a patreon or whatever. So it takes

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<v Speaker 1>most of them thought was them opting in. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>me to show my posts when that was supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not valuable to me anymore because it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>post things like on the free level on Patreon to

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<v Speaker 1>on Patreon, Patreon, dot com, slash and spoiled. You can

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<v Speaker 1>sign up for free and I will post like updates

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<v Speaker 1>there so that if you were missing all the updates

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<v Speaker 1>on Facebook or Twitter or Instagram, on Patreon, you're guaranteed

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<v Speaker 1>and they don't mess with the algorithm. So anyway, all

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<v Speaker 1>this to say, I really love that. Like the angle

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<v Speaker 1>that are unreasonable or unhealthy. So like you can't descend

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<v Speaker 1>just so that you can hopefully have somebody send you

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00:27:38.079 --> 00:27:41.160
<v Speaker 1>a fucking can of soup in the next floor. Like

419
00:27:41.759 --> 00:27:44.559
<v Speaker 1>that's exactly what it feels like all the time to

420
00:27:44.599 --> 00:27:47.640
<v Speaker 1>be an online creator, and it's like so exhausting, you guys.

421
00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:50.799
<v Speaker 1>I am really lucky with the kind of support that

422
00:27:50.839 --> 00:27:53.359
<v Speaker 1>I have on Patreon because it is a lot more

423
00:27:53.400 --> 00:27:57.640
<v Speaker 1>stable than what many people have, but it still has

424
00:27:57.680 --> 00:27:59.920
<v Speaker 1>flu Like I said, I'm making one thousand dollars less

425
00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:04.119
<v Speaker 1>per month now than I was. That has caused me

426
00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:05.960
<v Speaker 1>to have to make a lot of big adjustments in

427
00:28:05.960 --> 00:28:07.839
<v Speaker 1>my life and have a lot of anxiety that I

428
00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:11.000
<v Speaker 1>wasn't having a few years ago, and file for bankruptcy

429
00:28:11.160 --> 00:28:16.640
<v Speaker 1>and you know, like there's just what when your income

430
00:28:16.799 --> 00:28:19.759
<v Speaker 1>is up to the whims of people who are like

431
00:28:19.920 --> 00:28:23.599
<v Speaker 1>just using their disposable income, it can be really tough.

432
00:28:24.240 --> 00:28:27.960
<v Speaker 1>And it's sort of funny because like, I'm not really

433
00:28:28.119 --> 00:28:30.559
<v Speaker 1>that much more at the whim of anybody than a

434
00:28:30.559 --> 00:28:34.880
<v Speaker 1>lot of people in the workforce. I like everybody is

435
00:28:35.000 --> 00:28:38.480
<v Speaker 1>at will in the United States, you could be fired

436
00:28:38.480 --> 00:28:43.400
<v Speaker 1>for any reason. So there's an illusion of security to

437
00:28:43.480 --> 00:28:46.359
<v Speaker 1>having a different kind of job, but really when you

438
00:28:46.400 --> 00:28:49.839
<v Speaker 1>come down to it, it's not any more secure, like

439
00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:56.480
<v Speaker 1>not really. So anyway, this like whole thing is just

440
00:28:57.359 --> 00:29:02.680
<v Speaker 1>really it's very it's like obviously dialing things up to eleven,

441
00:29:02.759 --> 00:29:05.200
<v Speaker 1>but it's really feeling very familiar in a way that

442
00:29:05.319 --> 00:29:11.839
<v Speaker 1>is so depressing. And I could see this whole system

443
00:29:12.400 --> 00:29:17.359
<v Speaker 1>being even more like punitive and targeted, and it would

444
00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:21.079
<v Speaker 1>still feel very real to me because like there's you know,

445
00:29:21.160 --> 00:29:23.759
<v Speaker 1>the whole thing with like oh well, Larrence listening, but

446
00:29:23.799 --> 00:29:26.079
<v Speaker 1>they're not always listening, so you just have to be careful.

447
00:29:26.119 --> 00:29:29.000
<v Speaker 1>The way. This is also a thing with algorithms. People

448
00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:32.039
<v Speaker 1>were like not able to talk about Palestine. If they

449
00:29:32.119 --> 00:29:35.119
<v Speaker 1>posted the word Palestine, all of their shit was getting

450
00:29:35.160 --> 00:29:37.480
<v Speaker 1>shadow band. So that was when it turned into people

451
00:29:37.599 --> 00:29:40.759
<v Speaker 1>just posting the watermelon emoji because those are the Palestinian

452
00:29:40.799 --> 00:29:42.960
<v Speaker 1>flag colors, and that was like the way to get

453
00:29:43.000 --> 00:29:46.880
<v Speaker 1>around your shit just getting completely taken because basically it

454
00:29:46.920 --> 00:29:49.799
<v Speaker 1>was either the algorithm being like we don't want people

455
00:29:49.799 --> 00:29:54.119
<v Speaker 1>talking about Palestine flat out because we're Zionists, or political

456
00:29:54.119 --> 00:29:57.920
<v Speaker 1>shit makes people sad and depressed and disengages with the platform,

457
00:29:57.960 --> 00:30:00.759
<v Speaker 1>and we don't want that. So it was just sort

458
00:30:00.759 --> 00:30:03.799
<v Speaker 1>of like the certain language that you used. You had

459
00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:06.279
<v Speaker 1>to be careful because they might not notice it, but

460
00:30:06.319 --> 00:30:09.480
<v Speaker 1>if they do, it's going to really affect everything that

461
00:30:09.519 --> 00:30:11.599
<v Speaker 1>you post from there on, and then you have to

462
00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:17.319
<v Speaker 1>work from practically scratch to get your views back. Yeah,

463
00:30:17.359 --> 00:30:19.559
<v Speaker 1>and sorry, Michael Is in the chat. Mordecai referred to

464
00:30:19.640 --> 00:30:21.519
<v Speaker 1>it earlier when you talked about how warn't changed things

465
00:30:21.519 --> 00:30:23.880
<v Speaker 1>so people weren't starving to death pooping on screen because

466
00:30:23.880 --> 00:30:26.160
<v Speaker 1>that isn't interesting to watch. Got to keep it entertaining.

467
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:28.359
<v Speaker 1>You can be fired for any reason, but your health

468
00:30:28.359 --> 00:30:30.519
<v Speaker 1>insurance is dependent on your job, so you can't walk

469
00:30:30.559 --> 00:30:35.720
<v Speaker 1>away easily. Exactly exactly, So I'm so sorry, guys. I'm

470
00:30:35.759 --> 00:30:38.599
<v Speaker 1>like half an hour in and I've gotten like barely

471
00:30:38.640 --> 00:30:43.240
<v Speaker 1>into this. I'm so sorry. But eventually we get to

472
00:30:43.599 --> 00:30:45.960
<v Speaker 1>a spot where we're fighting slimes, which was very fun

473
00:30:46.000 --> 00:30:48.160
<v Speaker 1>for me as somebody who had just recently been talking

474
00:30:48.200 --> 00:30:52.200
<v Speaker 1>about playing Stardi Valley. So those are not great for

475
00:30:52.279 --> 00:30:55.039
<v Speaker 1>him because he has a lot of exposed skin, so

476
00:30:55.200 --> 00:30:57.880
<v Speaker 1>he can't fight those, and they have to turn around.

477
00:30:59.519 --> 00:31:04.039
<v Speaker 1>I love that we are using the text chat and

478
00:31:04.319 --> 00:31:07.720
<v Speaker 1>Donut has gone full boomer and is posting in there constantly,

479
00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:09.799
<v Speaker 1>even though they can actually just talk to each other,

480
00:31:09.799 --> 00:31:11.759
<v Speaker 1>and she's also doing it in all caps all the time,

481
00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:13.960
<v Speaker 1>and he has to be like, can you please fucking stop?

482
00:31:16.119 --> 00:31:22.359
<v Speaker 1>And eventually they go into Goblin territory. And this is

483
00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:27.720
<v Speaker 1>such a like. The whole way that this works is

484
00:31:27.759 --> 00:31:31.400
<v Speaker 1>so different from what I was expecting. So first of all,

485
00:31:33.359 --> 00:31:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Donut's charisma is so insane that even though Carl initially

486
00:31:39.079 --> 00:31:41.000
<v Speaker 1>is like pissing them off to the point that they're

487
00:31:41.039 --> 00:31:43.920
<v Speaker 1>ready to attack him, despite him having this Goblin pass,

488
00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:50.680
<v Speaker 1>she is able to immediately get everybody to chill and

489
00:31:50.920 --> 00:31:57.119
<v Speaker 1>work with them, and he meets Shamanka level seven a

490
00:31:57.200 --> 00:32:01.039
<v Speaker 1>fancy way of saying female shaman. Goblin Shamans are the

491
00:32:01.119 --> 00:32:04.079
<v Speaker 1>leader class, second only to war chieftain or more rarely,

492
00:32:04.119 --> 00:32:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Goblin warlord. They are without humor and are said, as

493
00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:11.200
<v Speaker 1>part of their training to have to pick two of

494
00:32:11.240 --> 00:32:14.839
<v Speaker 1>the following three actions in order to graduate Shamanka University.

495
00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:19.079
<v Speaker 1>They have to fuck, cook, and or eat their own parents.

496
00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:32.119
<v Speaker 1>Most don't pick cook, yikes. So Donut comes in and

497
00:32:32.480 --> 00:32:35.680
<v Speaker 1>basically it starts being like, oh, sweetie, the piercings, really

498
00:32:36.640 --> 00:32:38.559
<v Speaker 1>is this because they need to eat your parents? Like?

499
00:32:38.640 --> 00:32:41.039
<v Speaker 1>What is going on? Is this a daddy issue? And

500
00:32:41.319 --> 00:32:48.000
<v Speaker 1>gets this character the Goblin, to break down, and the

501
00:32:48.119 --> 00:32:52.160
<v Speaker 1>way that she starts talking, I started to realize, like, oh,

502
00:32:53.720 --> 00:32:57.799
<v Speaker 1>these beings don't want to be here either. The whole

503
00:32:57.880 --> 00:33:02.839
<v Speaker 1>way that this is like set up. I kind of thought, obviously,

504
00:33:02.880 --> 00:33:04.920
<v Speaker 1>we already know that Mordecai doesn't want to be here,

505
00:33:05.359 --> 00:33:10.519
<v Speaker 1>but it feels like there is a family sort of

506
00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:15.200
<v Speaker 1>tie between these people, as if they are actually related

507
00:33:15.240 --> 00:33:18.119
<v Speaker 1>to each other, and not all of them individually playing

508
00:33:18.160 --> 00:33:23.160
<v Speaker 1>parts like they're in a play. I can't leave the chieftain.

509
00:33:23.240 --> 00:33:26.400
<v Speaker 1>He's terrible, soft even but he's still leader of my clan,

510
00:33:26.599 --> 00:33:30.000
<v Speaker 1>my family. Even if I could go with you, I

511
00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:32.480
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't be able to leave this floor. If we climb

512
00:33:32.559 --> 00:33:34.880
<v Speaker 1>down the stairs, we die. You get halfway down and

513
00:33:34.920 --> 00:33:39.640
<v Speaker 1>your body just dissolves. I've seen it myself. I know

514
00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:42.680
<v Speaker 1>where on the first floor there are smart mobs like us,

515
00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:48.160
<v Speaker 1>and there are not so smart mobs. The floor collapses,

516
00:33:48.400 --> 00:33:51.000
<v Speaker 1>but it is only you who dies when this happens

517
00:33:51.359 --> 00:33:54.000
<v Speaker 1>for us, we go to sleep until the next dungeon opens.

518
00:33:54.559 --> 00:33:56.119
<v Speaker 1>We will open our eyes and it will be the

519
00:33:56.119 --> 00:33:59.079
<v Speaker 1>same as it has been, just another day. But one

520
00:33:59.119 --> 00:34:01.440
<v Speaker 1>of these days, one of these days, we will wake

521
00:34:01.519 --> 00:34:03.960
<v Speaker 1>up and we will be deeper. That's what they tell us.

522
00:34:04.279 --> 00:34:07.079
<v Speaker 1>Kill the crawlers get better at killing, and you get

523
00:34:07.079 --> 00:34:09.840
<v Speaker 1>to go deeper, and one day, eventually we will be

524
00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:12.320
<v Speaker 1>so deep that the crawlers will never come and we

525
00:34:12.360 --> 00:34:15.400
<v Speaker 1>will finally have peace. We will have peace and a

526
00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:17.920
<v Speaker 1>place to live and breed and have our little ones

527
00:34:18.000 --> 00:34:23.559
<v Speaker 1>run free and not worry about killing for survival. So hi,

528
00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:28.079
<v Speaker 1>that's never going to happen. This is all Everybody has

529
00:34:28.159 --> 00:34:31.760
<v Speaker 1>their little fairy tale about how eventually, if they just

530
00:34:31.880 --> 00:34:34.079
<v Speaker 1>work hard enough, they'll get to the place where they

531
00:34:34.119 --> 00:34:38.039
<v Speaker 1>don't have to worry anymore. It's the lie that we

532
00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:42.519
<v Speaker 1>are all sold in the US, especially like I think

533
00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:44.400
<v Speaker 1>there are other places where maybe this is something that

534
00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:47.119
<v Speaker 1>can happen for you, and that's I'm so jealous, I

535
00:34:47.159 --> 00:34:50.719
<v Speaker 1>can't even speak on it. But in the United States,

536
00:34:51.079 --> 00:34:54.840
<v Speaker 1>you are never safe unless you reach a point of

537
00:34:54.880 --> 00:35:00.039
<v Speaker 1>such incredible wealth that it's almost unthinkable for like the

538
00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:03.320
<v Speaker 1>vast majority of us. When we talk about the one percent,

539
00:35:03.440 --> 00:35:07.320
<v Speaker 1>it's like very literal. So you know, you can be

540
00:35:07.440 --> 00:35:11.000
<v Speaker 1>somebody who is fairly comfortable and then guess what you

541
00:35:11.039 --> 00:35:14.480
<v Speaker 1>get sick. You get the certain kind of sick, the

542
00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:20.199
<v Speaker 1>wrong kind. I'm so sorry, but your savings gone. It's

543
00:35:20.199 --> 00:35:23.880
<v Speaker 1>a wrap for you house. Good luck. I hope you

544
00:35:23.960 --> 00:35:26.199
<v Speaker 1>already owned it by the time you got sick. Like

545
00:35:27.199 --> 00:35:30.199
<v Speaker 1>there's just people really do seem to think if they

546
00:35:30.199 --> 00:35:32.039
<v Speaker 1>reach a certain point that they are out of the

547
00:35:32.119 --> 00:35:37.519
<v Speaker 1>reach of happenstance and circumstances like affecting them. And it's

548
00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:42.320
<v Speaker 1>just a lie because everybody wants to believe that they

549
00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:44.320
<v Speaker 1>have more control than they do, and that the people

550
00:35:44.320 --> 00:35:46.679
<v Speaker 1>out there who are doing poorly are only doing poorly

551
00:35:46.719 --> 00:35:49.639
<v Speaker 1>because of their own mistakes and not because the entire

552
00:35:49.719 --> 00:35:52.519
<v Speaker 1>system is rigged from the start to fuck you. And

553
00:35:52.599 --> 00:36:00.360
<v Speaker 1>it is so this entire like this this narrative that

554
00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:04.920
<v Speaker 1>everybody is functioning within that eventually you get to a point.

555
00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:08.119
<v Speaker 1>It's like he's been told if you get to level

556
00:36:08.159 --> 00:36:12.480
<v Speaker 1>eighteen and nobody's ever gotten past thirteen, you know, like

557
00:36:12.960 --> 00:36:18.239
<v Speaker 1>that's the metaphor. Man, it's so unlikely that nobody has

558
00:36:18.320 --> 00:36:22.559
<v Speaker 1>ever done it, and yet we still act like it's

559
00:36:22.599 --> 00:36:28.000
<v Speaker 1>a goal that is reachable and that we should throw

560
00:36:28.119 --> 00:36:30.519
<v Speaker 1>others under the bus to achieve it, because that is

561
00:36:30.519 --> 00:36:33.679
<v Speaker 1>what winds up happening later, is they decide that they're

562
00:36:33.679 --> 00:36:37.239
<v Speaker 1>going to loot the place. It's so devastating, you guys,

563
00:36:37.280 --> 00:36:39.920
<v Speaker 1>because like, when we get to that point, I really thought, man,

564
00:36:39.920 --> 00:36:41.880
<v Speaker 1>he could just fucking take all their shit right now.

565
00:36:41.920 --> 00:36:44.199
<v Speaker 1>That would be so fucked up. And then they literally

566
00:36:44.320 --> 00:36:47.280
<v Speaker 1>do it, and it was like me sitting there kind

567
00:36:47.280 --> 00:36:49.079
<v Speaker 1>of going, I guess you gotta do what you have

568
00:36:49.159 --> 00:36:50.880
<v Speaker 1>to do. But I was thinking about how when I

569
00:36:50.920 --> 00:36:54.440
<v Speaker 1>play video games, I often don't have the heart to

570
00:36:54.599 --> 00:36:57.599
<v Speaker 1>do this sort of thing because I can't bear being

571
00:36:57.679 --> 00:37:03.079
<v Speaker 1>this shitty. And it's like you can justify it to

572
00:37:03.119 --> 00:37:06.000
<v Speaker 1>yourself by being like, well, it's the game. But like

573
00:37:07.199 --> 00:37:11.280
<v Speaker 1>after she spoke like that, for me, they became a

574
00:37:11.480 --> 00:37:18.159
<v Speaker 1>real like they became a real community. And so later

575
00:37:18.760 --> 00:37:21.559
<v Speaker 1>when it's like, oh my god, there were children in

576
00:37:21.639 --> 00:37:24.599
<v Speaker 1>there that we blew up, honestly, I feel like you

577
00:37:24.599 --> 00:37:26.679
<v Speaker 1>should have felt like this already because whether or not

578
00:37:26.719 --> 00:37:30.039
<v Speaker 1>that children were in there, you took all of their

579
00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:33.960
<v Speaker 1>possessions that were worth anything. That's still affecting these children.

580
00:37:34.039 --> 00:37:36.800
<v Speaker 1>They are still getting totally screwed by what you're choosing

581
00:37:36.800 --> 00:37:39.559
<v Speaker 1>to do. But the truth is, it's not even about

582
00:37:39.559 --> 00:37:41.360
<v Speaker 1>your choice. It's about the fact that you guys were

583
00:37:41.360 --> 00:37:43.159
<v Speaker 1>pitted against each other from the beginning, which is the

584
00:37:43.199 --> 00:37:45.519
<v Speaker 1>responsibility of the group that is in charge of this game.

585
00:37:46.000 --> 00:37:48.800
<v Speaker 1>So you are seeing one another as the enemy here.

586
00:37:49.079 --> 00:37:52.679
<v Speaker 1>And if you just didn't and decided that you were

587
00:37:52.719 --> 00:37:56.440
<v Speaker 1>going to somehow manage to work together, this could maybe

588
00:37:56.519 --> 00:37:58.559
<v Speaker 1>go a different way. But the thing is, if you

589
00:37:58.559 --> 00:38:01.079
<v Speaker 1>can't leave the floor with that evapora reading into like

590
00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:04.360
<v Speaker 1>the atoms of yourself, how much can you really do?

591
00:38:05.039 --> 00:38:08.159
<v Speaker 1>What kind of change can you possibly affect? So it's

592
00:38:08.239 --> 00:38:14.960
<v Speaker 1>just this fucking loop, you know. So let's see, I'm

593
00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:17.639
<v Speaker 1>trying to find the spot here. He decides that he

594
00:38:17.719 --> 00:38:22.320
<v Speaker 1>is going to trade some stuff for a some sort

595
00:38:22.360 --> 00:38:26.480
<v Speaker 1>of contraption that he can ride, and eventually the only

596
00:38:26.519 --> 00:38:28.360
<v Speaker 1>thing that they are prepared to trade for that they

597
00:38:28.400 --> 00:38:33.880
<v Speaker 1>get very excited about is the meth from the bad Lama,

598
00:38:34.480 --> 00:38:38.039
<v Speaker 1>which they know instantly as they taste it that it's

599
00:38:38.440 --> 00:38:41.159
<v Speaker 1>made in the dungeon. I don't know how they can tell,

600
00:38:41.199 --> 00:38:46.199
<v Speaker 1>but they do. And when they like, set this deal

601
00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:48.039
<v Speaker 1>that you give us the thing, and we'll tell you

602
00:38:48.079 --> 00:38:50.320
<v Speaker 1>where we got it. And so once they tell them,

603
00:38:50.679 --> 00:38:53.119
<v Speaker 1>that's when all of them go hariring off after the

604
00:38:53.119 --> 00:38:56.559
<v Speaker 1>bad lamas saying I fucking knew it. I knew they

605
00:38:56.599 --> 00:38:58.880
<v Speaker 1>were holding out on us because apparently they've been over

606
00:38:58.920 --> 00:39:01.119
<v Speaker 1>there before and for some reason, and the Lumbas just

607
00:39:01.159 --> 00:39:07.840
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to do business with them somehow. This I'm

608
00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:10.320
<v Speaker 1>trying to find here. It is two wheels, solid and black,

609
00:39:10.320 --> 00:39:12.760
<v Speaker 1>made of some unknown material. The seat appeared to be

610
00:39:12.760 --> 00:39:16.079
<v Speaker 1>an alligator's skull with white fur lining the top, giving

611
00:39:16.159 --> 00:39:18.920
<v Speaker 1>the impression the skull was wearing an Andy warhol wig.

612
00:39:19.360 --> 00:39:21.360
<v Speaker 1>The engine sat in the middle of the chest is

613
00:39:21.440 --> 00:39:25.679
<v Speaker 1>thumbing a thumping. A hopper extended from the engine, opening

614
00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:28.559
<v Speaker 1>up near the handlebars. I would have to periodically toss

615
00:39:28.599 --> 00:39:31.880
<v Speaker 1>a lump of coal in there. What about the water?

616
00:39:31.960 --> 00:39:34.760
<v Speaker 1>And how do I turn it off? It's a permacube,

617
00:39:34.920 --> 00:39:36.920
<v Speaker 1>won't run out until you die of old age. You

618
00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:39.119
<v Speaker 1>don't turn it off. Just let it run out of coal.

619
00:39:39.599 --> 00:39:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Toss in a lump and it'll start on its own

620
00:39:41.440 --> 00:39:43.760
<v Speaker 1>after a minute. We don't use the lesser demons to

621
00:39:43.840 --> 00:39:46.440
<v Speaker 1>run our steam engines like some do. This is just

622
00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:49.280
<v Speaker 1>as good, and the baby will outlast you. He slapped

623
00:39:49.280 --> 00:39:51.639
<v Speaker 1>the side of the bike and the handlebars fell off.

624
00:39:53.159 --> 00:39:56.719
<v Speaker 1>I really do enjoy this, so he is able to

625
00:39:56.719 --> 00:40:01.760
<v Speaker 1>lift it and put it in his inventory, and it

626
00:40:01.800 --> 00:40:04.119
<v Speaker 1>has to ask about the pressure, et cetera, et cetera.

627
00:40:04.239 --> 00:40:05.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure all of this is going to come back

628
00:40:05.840 --> 00:40:07.519
<v Speaker 1>to bite him at some point, but I'm not gonna

629
00:40:07.519 --> 00:40:14.199
<v Speaker 1>worry about it right now. And the fucking like Lorelei

630
00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:17.760
<v Speaker 1>has gotten high on this meth and is trying to

631
00:40:17.880 --> 00:40:21.920
<v Speaker 1>like hook up with Carl, Donut says as amusing as

632
00:40:21.960 --> 00:40:25.760
<v Speaker 1>I find it to watch Karl disappoint yet another woman,

633
00:40:26.239 --> 00:40:29.000
<v Speaker 1>which is so incredibly devastating because we know that she

634
00:40:29.159 --> 00:40:32.000
<v Speaker 1>was like around and maybe is telling me exact truth.

635
00:40:32.039 --> 00:40:33.559
<v Speaker 1>And I don't know how he is able to shake

636
00:40:33.639 --> 00:40:36.519
<v Speaker 1>that off so easily because I would be very, very

637
00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:43.480
<v Speaker 1>distracted by that line. So did we just start a

638
00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:46.519
<v Speaker 1>metha war between the goblins and the Lamas? Yes, we did,

639
00:40:46.760 --> 00:40:49.320
<v Speaker 1>just like I planned. It went pretty well, don't you think,

640
00:40:49.920 --> 00:40:52.119
<v Speaker 1>just like I planned? Get the fook out of here, Donut.

641
00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:54.199
<v Speaker 1>I would love to believe you, girly, but we all

642
00:40:54.239 --> 00:40:57.840
<v Speaker 1>know that you are full of shit, So it's fine.

643
00:40:58.159 --> 00:41:01.719
<v Speaker 1>So this this is when he says, we need to

644
00:41:01.760 --> 00:41:05.880
<v Speaker 1>loot everything and then we kill the chieftain. So what

645
00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:10.079
<v Speaker 1>they do is put a bunch of like bombs, basically

646
00:41:10.159 --> 00:41:14.800
<v Speaker 1>using this fun powder as they call it, on a

647
00:41:14.960 --> 00:41:20.480
<v Speaker 1>cart that they roll into the boss room, and just

648
00:41:20.639 --> 00:41:25.840
<v Speaker 1>as he rolls it in a huge, ugly goblin. My word,

649
00:41:25.920 --> 00:41:29.159
<v Speaker 1>he was sitting down reading a book. Blow it, Blow

650
00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:32.559
<v Speaker 1>it good. I jammed the button. There sure were a

651
00:41:32.559 --> 00:41:34.880
<v Speaker 1>lot of babies in there too, Doughnut said, in the

652
00:41:35.000 --> 00:41:39.760
<v Speaker 1>last moment before the blast. Were there really babies in there,

653
00:41:39.880 --> 00:41:43.119
<v Speaker 1>like goblin babies? Oh? Yes, there were a bunch of them.

654
00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:44.920
<v Speaker 1>I only saw them for but a moment, but they

655
00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:47.679
<v Speaker 1>were quite cute. Some of them were wearing little oversized

656
00:41:47.719 --> 00:41:50.920
<v Speaker 1>jackets like baby Yoda. Adorable. I think you hit that

657
00:41:51.039 --> 00:41:53.400
<v Speaker 1>one with the cart. There were old ones and pregnant

658
00:41:53.400 --> 00:41:56.039
<v Speaker 1>ones too. Did you see your level? We're both level eight.

659
00:41:56.079 --> 00:42:01.239
<v Speaker 1>Now you're welcome. And he is just like absolutely losing

660
00:42:01.280 --> 00:42:04.239
<v Speaker 1>it over this. He gets all of these achievements and

661
00:42:04.280 --> 00:42:05.840
<v Speaker 1>he's like, I do not want to click on those.

662
00:42:05.880 --> 00:42:08.159
<v Speaker 1>I don't even want to know, and Donut is like,

663
00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:12.679
<v Speaker 1>I don't get it. They're fucking goblins. Why wouldn't you

664
00:42:12.719 --> 00:42:14.320
<v Speaker 1>want to kill them? And she says, what kind of

665
00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:20.559
<v Speaker 1>vile monster sticks babies in the boss room? M you

666
00:42:20.599 --> 00:42:28.719
<v Speaker 1>know who? You know who? The workshop had been completely obliterated.

667
00:42:28.880 --> 00:42:33.280
<v Speaker 1>All that was left was blackened rubble, and it looks

668
00:42:33.360 --> 00:42:37.280
<v Speaker 1>like there is no like loot here because of how

669
00:42:37.400 --> 00:42:42.239
<v Speaker 1>bad the damage is. We probably should have taken all

670
00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:44.559
<v Speaker 1>of the coal from that pile, not just half of it.

671
00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:49.039
<v Speaker 1>We're not getting to that dead boss now. I was relieved.

672
00:42:49.199 --> 00:42:51.480
<v Speaker 1>I wanted that map, but not as much as I

673
00:42:51.519 --> 00:42:53.400
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to go in there. I didn't want to

674
00:42:53.440 --> 00:42:56.599
<v Speaker 1>see the dead babies and other goblins. I felt sick

675
00:42:56.679 --> 00:43:05.639
<v Speaker 1>thinking about it. So then chapter nineteen, New achievement, You monster,

676
00:43:07.079 --> 00:43:11.039
<v Speaker 1>and I love this. I know you would probably telling

677
00:43:11.039 --> 00:43:14.800
<v Speaker 1>you about this is all the children mobs who die

678
00:43:14.840 --> 00:43:17.639
<v Speaker 1>within this dungeon don't actually perish. They're transferred to a

679
00:43:17.679 --> 00:43:20.039
<v Speaker 1>holding area where they're safe and treated nicely and gently

680
00:43:20.079 --> 00:43:22.880
<v Speaker 1>until they can be reunited with their loving parents. Feel better.

681
00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Good reward these past twenty seconds when your conscience started

682
00:43:27.960 --> 00:43:30.760
<v Speaker 1>to ease, That was your reward. It was also a lie.

683
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:33.760
<v Speaker 1>That baby is dead, and it's dead because of you.

684
00:43:33.760 --> 00:43:37.679
<v Speaker 1>You're totally going to hell, you've also received a bronze

685
00:43:37.719 --> 00:43:42.880
<v Speaker 1>Assholes Box new Achievement War Criminal. You have killed more

686
00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:51.880
<v Speaker 1>than twenty non combatants in a single attack. Ooh grim. Yeah,

687
00:43:51.920 --> 00:43:56.119
<v Speaker 1>there's so much here that I was like, as soon like,

688
00:43:56.199 --> 00:43:58.519
<v Speaker 1>as soon as he starts being like, they don't actually die,

689
00:43:58.559 --> 00:44:00.800
<v Speaker 1>I was like, the fuck they don't. Don't you start.

690
00:44:01.239 --> 00:44:03.119
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even think that the AI was going to

691
00:44:03.239 --> 00:44:06.480
<v Speaker 1>tell him that it wasn't a lie. I just assumed

692
00:44:06.559 --> 00:44:09.400
<v Speaker 1>it was a lie. And then when it's like reward

693
00:44:09.519 --> 00:44:12.000
<v Speaker 1>that twenty seconds where you felt and I was like, oh, okay,

694
00:44:12.039 --> 00:44:17.599
<v Speaker 1>they are just going to say it okay. So they

695
00:44:17.639 --> 00:44:22.960
<v Speaker 1>continue fighting these weird Ravioli things, and then they find

696
00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:27.000
<v Speaker 1>another safe room and there's three million, five hundred thousand

697
00:44:26.960 --> 00:44:32.199
<v Speaker 1>and ninety four left, so it's like dropped by four

698
00:44:32.400 --> 00:44:37.559
<v Speaker 1>hundred and ten thousand people since or yeah, since the

699
00:44:37.639 --> 00:44:45.280
<v Speaker 1>last time they checked. So there are cookies and doughnut eats.

700
00:44:45.320 --> 00:44:49.400
<v Speaker 1>One and gets a plus nine to eight being parted

701
00:44:49.400 --> 00:44:53.079
<v Speaker 1>with her. I received the other point two experience. So

702
00:44:53.119 --> 00:44:55.559
<v Speaker 1>this is a little clue that I didn't pick up

703
00:44:55.599 --> 00:44:57.800
<v Speaker 1>on later on. I knew it was significant when he

704
00:44:57.840 --> 00:45:00.519
<v Speaker 1>pointed it out, but I didn't get why, and then

705
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:04.679
<v Speaker 1>when he explains it, I was like, oh, duh, okay, yeah.

706
00:45:05.400 --> 00:45:08.639
<v Speaker 1>So they have about six hours until the next episode,

707
00:45:09.400 --> 00:45:14.679
<v Speaker 1>and he is getting some skill upgrades regarding handling explosives

708
00:45:14.679 --> 00:45:19.639
<v Speaker 1>and getting more information when he picks things up, and

709
00:45:21.800 --> 00:45:25.559
<v Speaker 1>I love that. Eventually, Donut gets an award that involves

710
00:45:25.559 --> 00:45:29.800
<v Speaker 1>a tattoo, and she's just like, this is a disqualifying mark,

711
00:45:29.840 --> 00:45:32.760
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, girl, there is nothing to qualify for anymore.

712
00:45:32.840 --> 00:45:34.400
<v Speaker 1>She really just seems to think that this is like

713
00:45:34.400 --> 00:45:36.440
<v Speaker 1>an interlude and she's going back to her own life,

714
00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:44.760
<v Speaker 1>Sweetie and Desperado pass. Holding a Desperado Pass negates the

715
00:45:44.800 --> 00:45:48.320
<v Speaker 1>ability to obtain a Vanquisher pass. That was it. It

716
00:45:48.320 --> 00:45:53.960
<v Speaker 1>didn't explain anything about what the hell that meant and

717
00:45:55.800 --> 00:46:00.320
<v Speaker 1>enchanted Fay scale quadruped crupper of the fleet. Is that

718
00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:06.119
<v Speaker 1>a fucking mouthful by the gods? Plus two to dexterity.

719
00:46:06.239 --> 00:46:08.599
<v Speaker 1>It was my turn. I also received a ton of

720
00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:11.960
<v Speaker 1>crap potions dyning in my lighter, smoke bombs, a couple

721
00:46:12.039 --> 00:46:16.480
<v Speaker 1>more scrolls of confusing fog. I received no pants or shoes.

722
00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:19.519
<v Speaker 1>I got the exact same items from the two asshole boxes,

723
00:46:19.559 --> 00:46:22.760
<v Speaker 1>though my tattoo appeared on my goddamn neck. I couldn't

724
00:46:22.760 --> 00:46:25.400
<v Speaker 1>even see it, but it burned as it was magically applied.

725
00:46:26.840 --> 00:46:30.280
<v Speaker 1>It's a dagger dripping blood. Donut said, my word, it is?

726
00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:35.679
<v Speaker 1>It is it ghastly And I have to mention that,

727
00:46:35.760 --> 00:46:38.000
<v Speaker 1>like he receives no pants or shoes, and this is

728
00:46:38.039 --> 00:46:40.559
<v Speaker 1>sort of reminding me again of the algorithm thing for earlier,

729
00:46:40.639 --> 00:46:43.679
<v Speaker 1>where it's like you don't necessarily pick a thing, but

730
00:46:43.719 --> 00:46:45.920
<v Speaker 1>it becomes like what you're known for, because that's how

731
00:46:45.960 --> 00:46:50.119
<v Speaker 1>it goes viral. I wouldn't be surprised if Dungeon Crawler Carl,

732
00:46:51.079 --> 00:46:54.360
<v Speaker 1>like the whole series, he just hasn't got pants because

733
00:46:54.360 --> 00:46:56.559
<v Speaker 1>now he's the no pants guy. That's what people know

734
00:46:56.679 --> 00:46:59.559
<v Speaker 1>him for. Like not that they they haven't started that

735
00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:01.880
<v Speaker 1>part at where people are watching him obviously, but like

736
00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:05.199
<v Speaker 1>I think that is how it's going to go for him,

737
00:47:05.599 --> 00:47:08.320
<v Speaker 1>and it's going to be bad for his brand at

738
00:47:08.320 --> 00:47:10.880
<v Speaker 1>a certain point to get shoes or to get pants

739
00:47:11.000 --> 00:47:14.039
<v Speaker 1>or something. And that's exactly what it's like. You fall

740
00:47:14.079 --> 00:47:16.320
<v Speaker 1>into something in the algorithm, and this is what you

741
00:47:16.400 --> 00:47:18.400
<v Speaker 1>do now. This is your life now, even though you

742
00:47:18.559 --> 00:47:21.159
<v Speaker 1>had no interest and didn't want it, it's what people

743
00:47:21.199 --> 00:47:25.239
<v Speaker 1>were like connecting with for some reason that day, and

744
00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:27.840
<v Speaker 1>now this is there's just no going back on it.

745
00:47:31.079 --> 00:47:35.840
<v Speaker 1>So they go and take a nap. She's purring up

746
00:47:35.880 --> 00:47:42.119
<v Speaker 1>against him and he gets woken by the next episode

747
00:47:42.920 --> 00:47:48.599
<v Speaker 1>day two, and I love this donut has to go

748
00:47:48.679 --> 00:47:51.559
<v Speaker 1>take a pee, so she leaves, and then as she

749
00:47:51.639 --> 00:47:54.440
<v Speaker 1>comes running back in, she says, he's in the bathroom,

750
00:47:54.519 --> 00:47:57.360
<v Speaker 1>the women's bathroom. The killer, the guy who killed Rebecca.

751
00:47:57.599 --> 00:48:02.639
<v Speaker 1>W How surely I would have noticed it the moment

752
00:48:02.679 --> 00:48:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I woke up. I'd gotten used to keeping one eye

753
00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:07.239
<v Speaker 1>on the map. I was always looking out for others.

754
00:48:08.079 --> 00:48:11.800
<v Speaker 1>Crawler Frank Q. That was him, all right, come on,

755
00:48:12.159 --> 00:48:14.960
<v Speaker 1>I said. I pushed my way toward the side hallway.

756
00:48:15.199 --> 00:48:16.920
<v Speaker 1>We met in the hall, the man stepping out of

757
00:48:16.920 --> 00:48:20.199
<v Speaker 1>the restroom, smiling apologetically. We came to a stop just

758
00:48:20.239 --> 00:48:24.280
<v Speaker 1>a few feet away from one another. And description of

759
00:48:24.400 --> 00:48:31.159
<v Speaker 1>him sounds like a fucking cop. The he had three skulls.

760
00:48:31.199 --> 00:48:33.199
<v Speaker 1>I knew exactly what the skulls were going to indicate

761
00:48:33.239 --> 00:48:37.360
<v Speaker 1>before I focused on them. Crawler killer times three. I

762
00:48:37.440 --> 00:48:41.960
<v Speaker 1>suddenly felt very cold. Sorry, I didn't mean to startle

763
00:48:42.000 --> 00:48:45.440
<v Speaker 1>your cat. He had an authoritative voice. It's definitely a

764
00:48:45.440 --> 00:48:48.039
<v Speaker 1>cop or some sort of law enforcement. They taught you

765
00:48:48.079 --> 00:48:51.280
<v Speaker 1>to speak that way in training. This is a cat right.

766
00:48:51.599 --> 00:48:53.639
<v Speaker 1>I thought if I slept in the bathroom, nobody could

767
00:48:53.679 --> 00:48:56.199
<v Speaker 1>sneak up on me. I didn't realize the bathrooms in

768
00:48:56.239 --> 00:48:58.239
<v Speaker 1>the safe areas were different than the ones out in

769
00:48:58.280 --> 00:49:03.280
<v Speaker 1>the hallways. As soon as he said that, I was like, one,

770
00:49:04.000 --> 00:49:07.480
<v Speaker 1>you are a liar, and two, if you think people

771
00:49:07.480 --> 00:49:09.280
<v Speaker 1>can sneak up on you in here, then you don't

772
00:49:09.320 --> 00:49:12.000
<v Speaker 1>know how the safe room works. And that proves to

773
00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:14.760
<v Speaker 1>be true later on, which brings up another interesting issue

774
00:49:14.760 --> 00:49:16.440
<v Speaker 1>that I want to talk about in a little bit.

775
00:49:17.079 --> 00:49:22.360
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, he like, I thought it worked like the

776
00:49:22.400 --> 00:49:24.800
<v Speaker 1>ones out in the hallway. So clearly that's how he

777
00:49:24.880 --> 00:49:28.079
<v Speaker 1>has been like jumping people, I think is by hiding

778
00:49:28.079 --> 00:49:31.079
<v Speaker 1>out in the bathroom. So Carl was right to worry

779
00:49:31.159 --> 00:49:33.320
<v Speaker 1>about whether or not being able to see a blue

780
00:49:33.360 --> 00:49:36.320
<v Speaker 1>spot meant that there was anybody there or not, Like,

781
00:49:36.400 --> 00:49:40.000
<v Speaker 1>that's not necessarily going to be something that is a

782
00:49:40.079 --> 00:49:48.000
<v Speaker 1>guaranteed way to tell. Let's see, if that was true,

783
00:49:48.039 --> 00:49:49.920
<v Speaker 1>then we'd have been asleep when we'd arrived. So he

784
00:49:50.039 --> 00:49:55.239
<v Speaker 1>uses his messenger to ask Donut and the thing that

785
00:49:55.280 --> 00:49:57.360
<v Speaker 1>he has figured out how to do is use that

786
00:49:57.440 --> 00:50:02.119
<v Speaker 1>messenger between party members without actually having to move his

787
00:50:02.239 --> 00:50:07.639
<v Speaker 1>hands to quote type. So this is what we find

788
00:50:07.639 --> 00:50:10.440
<v Speaker 1>out later, something that Frank has not figured out how

789
00:50:10.480 --> 00:50:17.239
<v Speaker 1>to do. I never saw your dot on the mini map.

790
00:50:17.559 --> 00:50:20.239
<v Speaker 1>You don't see the icons of sleeping crawlers. Have you

791
00:50:20.239 --> 00:50:22.880
<v Speaker 1>ever met someone outside your party sleeping in a safe room?

792
00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:25.760
<v Speaker 1>Their bodies become translucent if you touch them, your hand

793
00:50:25.800 --> 00:50:29.320
<v Speaker 1>moves right through them. And as soon as you said that,

794
00:50:29.360 --> 00:50:33.559
<v Speaker 1>I was like, and why would you know that? Because

795
00:50:33.559 --> 00:50:37.639
<v Speaker 1>you tried to touch people who were asleep. That's interesting

796
00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:40.960
<v Speaker 1>and not great, Like there was just a lot he

797
00:50:41.000 --> 00:50:43.599
<v Speaker 1>says here, and then he immediately are you from Seattle?

798
00:50:43.880 --> 00:50:47.119
<v Speaker 1>Like that's all within the one paragraph, with the transition

799
00:50:47.320 --> 00:50:49.480
<v Speaker 1>into a whole new subject. And I think it's because

800
00:50:49.719 --> 00:50:54.039
<v Speaker 1>he is realizing maybe if you over explain it and

801
00:50:54.119 --> 00:50:57.599
<v Speaker 1>you you may give yourself away distract them with another thing,

802
00:50:58.159 --> 00:51:02.000
<v Speaker 1>like the whole way that he answering questions, it's all

803
00:51:02.679 --> 00:51:06.239
<v Speaker 1>highly suspect. My alarm bells were going off like crazy here,

804
00:51:09.440 --> 00:51:13.320
<v Speaker 1>so he says, it's not what it looks like with Rebecca.

805
00:51:13.400 --> 00:51:16.599
<v Speaker 1>I didn't have a choice. I can explain it wasn't

806
00:51:16.639 --> 00:51:19.480
<v Speaker 1>just her. There were five of them. My partner got one,

807
00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:22.239
<v Speaker 1>I got three, and you would not believe the thing

808
00:51:22.280 --> 00:51:25.239
<v Speaker 1>that killed the fifth guy. Can you please put down

809
00:51:25.280 --> 00:51:29.760
<v Speaker 1>your cat? Put me down? That's not what he meant.

810
00:51:29.840 --> 00:51:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Donnu chill. That cracked me up. So they go into

811
00:51:39.039 --> 00:51:42.280
<v Speaker 1>the other room allegedly to watch the show. But everything

812
00:51:42.400 --> 00:51:47.599
<v Speaker 1>is very, very tense, so clean. The claim that Frank

813
00:51:47.719 --> 00:51:49.960
<v Speaker 1>is making is that him and this woman worked for

814
00:51:50.079 --> 00:51:54.119
<v Speaker 1>Customs Enforcement, which means he works for ICE. If you

815
00:51:54.159 --> 00:51:58.639
<v Speaker 1>work for ICE, if you're listening to this, quit, If

816
00:51:58.719 --> 00:52:01.280
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to quit, stop listening to the podcast.

817
00:52:01.320 --> 00:52:04.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't want you. Like if you were for that organization,

818
00:52:04.639 --> 00:52:06.039
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you live with yourself. Like it's

819
00:52:06.039 --> 00:52:11.519
<v Speaker 1>as simple as that. And there was this like warehouse

820
00:52:11.559 --> 00:52:14.639
<v Speaker 1>of workers, and then when everything collapsed, it disappeared, and

821
00:52:14.679 --> 00:52:17.159
<v Speaker 1>there were people who had been outside. Frank and his

822
00:52:17.199 --> 00:52:20.480
<v Speaker 1>partner identified themselves, and everyone just started shooting at each other.

823
00:52:20.760 --> 00:52:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh right, A bunch of immigrants who were working in

824
00:52:23.440 --> 00:52:27.159
<v Speaker 1>a warehouse all had guns on them, Like, what are

825
00:52:27.199 --> 00:52:29.519
<v Speaker 1>you fucking talking about? Like it just the story makes

826
00:52:29.639 --> 00:52:33.719
<v Speaker 1>no sense. Five of the others for reasons, he said

827
00:52:33.760 --> 00:52:37.159
<v Speaker 1>he couldn't fathom followed them in. He went on to

828
00:52:37.239 --> 00:52:41.360
<v Speaker 1>recount a firefight in the hallway. It's the most far fetched,

829
00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:48.119
<v Speaker 1>convoluted shit. It's absolutely goofy, and Dona is eating it up,

830
00:52:48.840 --> 00:52:52.320
<v Speaker 1>like the way that she She's literally crying and talking

831
00:52:52.320 --> 00:52:56.960
<v Speaker 1>about how like, I'm so sorry about your partner. He shrugged.

832
00:52:57.280 --> 00:53:02.079
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate that he went up and grabbed a as

833
00:53:02.079 --> 00:53:06.039
<v Speaker 1>soon as like, he says, I appreciate that with a shrug.

834
00:53:06.079 --> 00:53:07.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm sort of like, I feel like you would be

835
00:53:07.800 --> 00:53:10.679
<v Speaker 1>more emotional. And then he just goes and eats after

836
00:53:10.719 --> 00:53:13.719
<v Speaker 1>telling this terrible story, like his whole attitude is wrong.

837
00:53:13.800 --> 00:53:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Everything is wrong. He ate it and the plus nine

838
00:53:16.960 --> 00:53:21.519
<v Speaker 1>point eight XP notification dinged over his head. Again. I

839
00:53:21.599 --> 00:53:23.760
<v Speaker 1>knew that meant something, but I wasn't getting what it

840
00:53:23.920 --> 00:53:26.400
<v Speaker 1>just I was picking it up from other things that

841
00:53:26.480 --> 00:53:32.159
<v Speaker 1>he was full of shit. Since you guys eluded the

842
00:53:32.199 --> 00:53:33.840
<v Speaker 1>ones you killed, I don't suppose you have any pants

843
00:53:33.880 --> 00:53:36.000
<v Speaker 1>that might fit me in that bag of years. Sure,

844
00:53:36.039 --> 00:53:38.159
<v Speaker 1>if you don't mind wearing the clothes of a dead man.

845
00:53:39.440 --> 00:53:44.199
<v Speaker 1>So I love this. Carl is explaining via text to

846
00:53:44.400 --> 00:53:47.760
<v Speaker 1>Donut while they're talking to this guy. His suspicions and

847
00:53:48.079 --> 00:53:50.239
<v Speaker 1>that he is full of shit. I think there's somebody

848
00:53:50.239 --> 00:53:55.599
<v Speaker 1>else in here waiting to jump us. So he gives

849
00:53:55.679 --> 00:53:59.320
<v Speaker 1>Carl some pants. It's very clear from the jump that

850
00:53:59.320 --> 00:54:02.079
<v Speaker 1>they're going to be too small. But the point isn't

851
00:54:02.159 --> 00:54:04.719
<v Speaker 1>for him to give away something Carl can use. The

852
00:54:04.760 --> 00:54:07.800
<v Speaker 1>point is to distract Carl while he changes so that

853
00:54:07.840 --> 00:54:11.360
<v Speaker 1>this guy can jump him. So he thinks Carl meanwhile

854
00:54:11.519 --> 00:54:13.599
<v Speaker 1>is using this as his ploy to get them to

855
00:54:14.239 --> 00:54:17.599
<v Speaker 1>do their attack, so that they can defend themselves and

856
00:54:18.559 --> 00:54:23.440
<v Speaker 1>will not defend themselves, let the room defend them. So

857
00:54:23.519 --> 00:54:27.559
<v Speaker 1>and he tells Donut, We're like, they're gonna jump us,

858
00:54:27.599 --> 00:54:29.480
<v Speaker 1>and when they do, I don't want you to fight

859
00:54:29.519 --> 00:54:31.920
<v Speaker 1>back at all, Like you've just got to trust me

860
00:54:31.960 --> 00:54:36.000
<v Speaker 1>on this. And I remembered it being mentioned that, like

861
00:54:36.159 --> 00:54:39.280
<v Speaker 1>you can't do shit to each other in the safe room,

862
00:54:39.400 --> 00:54:45.079
<v Speaker 1>like that was explicitly something Mordecai told them. So these

863
00:54:45.119 --> 00:54:50.960
<v Speaker 1>guys don't know that. And I saw the blue dot

864
00:54:51.000 --> 00:54:53.440
<v Speaker 1>appear in the bathroom hallway just as the woman emerged

865
00:54:53.480 --> 00:54:56.280
<v Speaker 1>from around the corner. At the same moment, Donut leaped

866
00:54:56.320 --> 00:54:58.719
<v Speaker 1>into the air with a panic yowl. As Frank pulled

867
00:54:58.719 --> 00:55:01.800
<v Speaker 1>his weapon from his inva Andy and fired at the cat.

868
00:55:01.960 --> 00:55:04.800
<v Speaker 1>The cat the woman pistol aimed directly at my head

869
00:55:05.079 --> 00:55:12.159
<v Speaker 1>also fired. Donut landed on the table with the cookies. Carl, Carl, help,

870
00:55:12.639 --> 00:55:15.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm here. We gotta go. We have less than two minutes,

871
00:55:17.199 --> 00:55:23.639
<v Speaker 1>and we go to him talking to Mordecai. Monsters can't

872
00:55:23.639 --> 00:55:25.880
<v Speaker 1>get into safe areas. What if I leave the door open?

873
00:55:26.559 --> 00:55:29.880
<v Speaker 1>Won't they wander in? Oh, they'll wander in. Always close

874
00:55:29.960 --> 00:55:32.519
<v Speaker 1>the door. If it's a mob, it'll teleport away the

875
00:55:32.519 --> 00:55:34.800
<v Speaker 1>moment it attacks you. But they'll trash the place too.

876
00:55:36.000 --> 00:55:38.119
<v Speaker 1>What if Donut doesn't turn into a monster, but she

877
00:55:38.159 --> 00:55:41.559
<v Speaker 1>also doesn't recognize me. She sometimes bites people she doesn't recognize.

878
00:55:41.599 --> 00:55:45.519
<v Speaker 1>Will she teleport away? No, it's different for crawlers. There's

879
00:55:45.559 --> 00:55:48.599
<v Speaker 1>no violence and no stealing in the safe rooms. It's

880
00:55:48.599 --> 00:55:52.840
<v Speaker 1>a strict, ironclad rule. You get three strikes. First time,

881
00:55:52.960 --> 00:55:55.280
<v Speaker 1>you freeze in place for about one hundred seconds, while

882
00:55:55.280 --> 00:55:58.559
<v Speaker 1>you get an automated lecture playing on playing nice. The

883
00:55:58.639 --> 00:56:02.000
<v Speaker 1>second time it's for an hour. The third time you're

884
00:56:02.039 --> 00:56:05.559
<v Speaker 1>stripped of all your gear and teleported into a mob.

885
00:56:05.679 --> 00:56:09.440
<v Speaker 1>Nest I really want them to try this three times.

886
00:56:09.519 --> 00:56:11.360
<v Speaker 1>I think they won't, but I would love it if

887
00:56:11.400 --> 00:56:14.199
<v Speaker 1>they just like didn't get the fucking picture, you know.

888
00:56:14.360 --> 00:56:17.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's nothing to be gained by trying again

889
00:56:17.519 --> 00:56:20.159
<v Speaker 1>if you get frozen once. I don't see them doing

890
00:56:20.199 --> 00:56:26.599
<v Speaker 1>in another time. But maybe they will. I and so

891
00:56:26.800 --> 00:56:29.480
<v Speaker 1>like Dona is just like I don't understand how you knew.

892
00:56:29.639 --> 00:56:31.719
<v Speaker 1>And he doesn't have time to explain to her about

893
00:56:31.760 --> 00:56:37.280
<v Speaker 1>the whole thing with Mordecai. But yeah, so before he

894
00:56:37.400 --> 00:56:39.599
<v Speaker 1>rushed outside, it took a precious second to examine the

895
00:56:39.599 --> 00:56:44.320
<v Speaker 1>attributes of Maggie My, a white woman with close cropped

896
00:56:44.400 --> 00:56:48.119
<v Speaker 1>brown hair, metallic pants and boots, a leather jacket similar

897
00:56:48.159 --> 00:56:53.000
<v Speaker 1>to my own, though hers had both their sleeves. Maggie

898
00:56:53.039 --> 00:56:58.960
<v Speaker 1>my level nine race human class not yet assigned. She

899
00:56:59.119 --> 00:57:04.199
<v Speaker 1>had five skulls next to her name. Between her and Frank,

900
00:57:04.360 --> 00:57:09.159
<v Speaker 1>they'd killed eight people eight. They both had the ability

901
00:57:09.199 --> 00:57:12.760
<v Speaker 1>to go completely stealth. I doubted they had been sleeping

902
00:57:12.800 --> 00:57:15.920
<v Speaker 1>in the bathroom. They'd likely heard that explosion from earlier

903
00:57:15.960 --> 00:57:18.599
<v Speaker 1>and tracked us to the safe room. We left a

904
00:57:18.639 --> 00:57:22.559
<v Speaker 1>wake of dead rotstickers, a literal path of destruction. Frank

905
00:57:22.599 --> 00:57:25.639
<v Speaker 1>had said people turned translucent when they slept. Was that true.

906
00:57:25.880 --> 00:57:28.320
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't true for Donut, but she was in my party.

907
00:57:28.800 --> 00:57:30.679
<v Speaker 1>Maybe that they meant they had to sneak up on

908
00:57:30.760 --> 00:57:32.119
<v Speaker 1>us and kill us in our sleep, but when they

909
00:57:32.119 --> 00:57:34.480
<v Speaker 1>realized they couldn't, they'd gone to the bathroom to wait.

910
00:57:36.800 --> 00:57:39.079
<v Speaker 1>We jumped outside and I plodded a path to the

911
00:57:39.119 --> 00:57:44.480
<v Speaker 1>closest main artery. Why are we running? We can take them?

912
00:57:44.880 --> 00:57:47.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if we can, I said. They both

913
00:57:47.280 --> 00:57:51.199
<v Speaker 1>have guns. He's level eight, same as us, and she's nine.

914
00:57:51.760 --> 00:57:53.800
<v Speaker 1>Getting to nine is heart, so she probably has a

915
00:57:53.800 --> 00:57:55.920
<v Speaker 1>lot of skills. Besides, I really don't want to have

916
00:57:55.960 --> 00:57:57.960
<v Speaker 1>one of those skull markers by my name. Even if

917
00:57:57.960 --> 00:58:00.920
<v Speaker 1>they have it coming everyone else. We won't know that.

918
00:58:01.000 --> 00:58:03.599
<v Speaker 1>We'll never get anyone to talk to us. But if

919
00:58:03.679 --> 00:58:07.639
<v Speaker 1>we don't stop them, they'll hurt somebody else. I stopped

920
00:58:07.760 --> 00:58:10.920
<v Speaker 1>dead in the hallway. I looked at the cat. It

921
00:58:10.960 --> 00:58:14.760
<v Speaker 1>was a very undonut like thing to say, but worse,

922
00:58:15.320 --> 00:58:20.119
<v Speaker 1>it was the truth. So he is like really struggling

923
00:58:20.159 --> 00:58:22.280
<v Speaker 1>with this because he's right about the skulls next to

924
00:58:22.320 --> 00:58:24.719
<v Speaker 1>his name. I think that there would be a lot

925
00:58:24.719 --> 00:58:27.400
<v Speaker 1>of people that eventually are going to have that because

926
00:58:27.400 --> 00:58:31.280
<v Speaker 1>they just couldn't help but defend themselves. So there might

927
00:58:31.320 --> 00:58:34.559
<v Speaker 1>be some more like leeway later on, but I think

928
00:58:34.599 --> 00:58:38.519
<v Speaker 1>early in the game it's probably a bad thing. And

929
00:58:38.639 --> 00:58:42.360
<v Speaker 1>yet like they'll still try and get you because now

930
00:58:43.440 --> 00:58:45.760
<v Speaker 1>you've seen their faces, you can warn other people about

931
00:58:45.800 --> 00:58:48.679
<v Speaker 1>them if you make alliances, and if you see them,

932
00:58:48.719 --> 00:58:50.280
<v Speaker 1>they're not going to get the drop on you again,

933
00:58:50.719 --> 00:58:52.519
<v Speaker 1>like they kind of have to find you. Now I

934
00:58:52.519 --> 00:58:57.039
<v Speaker 1>feel like maybe not really have to, but like they

935
00:58:57.079 --> 00:58:58.639
<v Speaker 1>would have it out for you. It would be how

936
00:58:58.639 --> 00:59:01.039
<v Speaker 1>I would interpret them. I would also be doing this

937
00:59:01.199 --> 00:59:04.159
<v Speaker 1>just as a means of like giving myself some time

938
00:59:04.239 --> 00:59:10.159
<v Speaker 1>room to breathe. So he takes out a smoke bomb,

939
00:59:10.519 --> 00:59:13.519
<v Speaker 1>lights the wick and then adds it to the rats

940
00:59:13.599 --> 00:59:16.559
<v Speaker 1>inventory that he just killed, and then he goes to

941
00:59:16.599 --> 00:59:20.119
<v Speaker 1>pull it out and see and it remains lit. So

942
00:59:20.360 --> 00:59:24.880
<v Speaker 1>basically what he is doing is booby trapping the rat

943
00:59:25.039 --> 00:59:27.599
<v Speaker 1>because he knows that if they come across it and

944
00:59:27.639 --> 00:59:31.119
<v Speaker 1>it hasn't already been looted, they'll probably just loot it automatically,

945
00:59:31.159 --> 00:59:33.639
<v Speaker 1>because that's sort of what you do when you're playing

946
00:59:33.639 --> 00:59:36.079
<v Speaker 1>one of these games, is you just loot everything you kill,

947
00:59:36.920 --> 00:59:40.280
<v Speaker 1>and especially if you've got like an unlimited inventory, which

948
00:59:40.320 --> 00:59:46.039
<v Speaker 1>skyrom you do not have, which sucks balls, but this method,

949
00:59:46.159 --> 00:59:49.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm really curious, like how long it's going to take

950
00:59:50.000 --> 00:59:52.639
<v Speaker 1>before it goes off, because if they pull it out

951
00:59:52.719 --> 00:59:57.679
<v Speaker 1>and it's lit, it says emits a stinking cloud of

952
00:59:57.760 --> 01:00:01.280
<v Speaker 1>billowing multicolor smoke that lasts for three minutes before dispersing.

953
01:00:02.079 --> 01:00:06.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if like there's nothing about how long

954
01:00:06.039 --> 01:00:13.599
<v Speaker 1>it actually takes to go off. Discharge imminent thirty four

955
01:00:13.719 --> 01:00:18.519
<v Speaker 1>out of one hundred. Oh okay, so thirty four seconds left, right,

956
01:00:19.000 --> 01:00:20.800
<v Speaker 1>that's what that means out of one hundred, Like it

957
01:00:20.840 --> 01:00:23.159
<v Speaker 1>takes one hundred from when you light it and there's

958
01:00:23.199 --> 01:00:29.880
<v Speaker 1>only thirty four remaining I'm assuming, which I kind of

959
01:00:29.920 --> 01:00:31.840
<v Speaker 1>want him to take it out and let it go

960
01:00:32.039 --> 01:00:35.920
<v Speaker 1>until it's five and then put it back. I really

961
01:00:36.000 --> 01:00:38.599
<v Speaker 1>feel like we want it as close as possible because

962
01:00:39.960 --> 01:00:42.599
<v Speaker 1>I can't help but think that Frank and Meg are

963
01:00:42.920 --> 01:00:46.039
<v Speaker 1>suspicious types and that if they see you guys went

964
01:00:46.079 --> 01:00:47.880
<v Speaker 1>through here and you didn't loot this corpse, they're going

965
01:00:47.920 --> 01:00:49.559
<v Speaker 1>to feel like something is up and they'll throw this

966
01:00:49.599 --> 01:00:56.559
<v Speaker 1>and they won't be injured by it. Oh sorry, they're

967
01:00:56.599 --> 01:01:01.559
<v Speaker 1>saying durability, I think not time Rob says to build. Oh, okay,

968
01:01:02.320 --> 01:01:05.199
<v Speaker 1>so then that wouldn't matter, all right. Well, I stand

969
01:01:05.239 --> 01:01:08.199
<v Speaker 1>by the fact that I wanted him to like hold

970
01:01:08.239 --> 01:01:10.719
<v Speaker 1>this until the very last second and then put it in.

971
01:01:11.400 --> 01:01:13.880
<v Speaker 1>But and he's also really unclear on whether or not

972
01:01:13.960 --> 01:01:17.400
<v Speaker 1>this is going to do to give him that skull

973
01:01:17.519 --> 01:01:19.960
<v Speaker 1>next to his name after all, because this is a

974
01:01:20.039 --> 01:01:22.039
<v Speaker 1>very passive way to kill them, but it's still sort

975
01:01:22.039 --> 01:01:24.840
<v Speaker 1>of what he's intending. Is the game going to recognize

976
01:01:24.880 --> 01:01:34.360
<v Speaker 1>that or not? And I also like, what if it

977
01:01:34.400 --> 01:01:37.320
<v Speaker 1>only kills one of them, then they're going to have

978
01:01:37.400 --> 01:01:39.519
<v Speaker 1>to know it was you. And I thought they had

979
01:01:39.519 --> 01:01:41.119
<v Speaker 1>to come after you before, but I feel like after

980
01:01:41.159 --> 01:01:45.719
<v Speaker 1>that they really have like a grudge. So I get

981
01:01:45.760 --> 01:01:47.840
<v Speaker 1>doing it this way, and I don't think it's a

982
01:01:47.880 --> 01:01:50.760
<v Speaker 1>bad idea, but I'm just really not sure if it's enough,

983
01:01:51.039 --> 01:01:56.559
<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't know. And so this is when

984
01:01:56.559 --> 01:01:58.880
<v Speaker 1>Dona asks him, how did you know he was lying?

985
01:02:01.239 --> 01:02:04.199
<v Speaker 1>His whole story was bullshit. That Rebecca woman was a

986
01:02:04.280 --> 01:02:07.599
<v Speaker 1>level three. He said they'd gotten into the firefight right away,

987
01:02:07.800 --> 01:02:10.559
<v Speaker 1>but that couldn't be true. She had that Apple coret

988
01:02:10.679 --> 01:02:13.760
<v Speaker 1>in her inventory that meant she'd gone to a tutorial

989
01:02:13.800 --> 01:02:17.320
<v Speaker 1>guild and gotten her inventory turned on and then he

990
01:02:17.519 --> 01:02:19.480
<v Speaker 1>ate that cookie and I saw he received nine point

991
01:02:19.519 --> 01:02:21.519
<v Speaker 1>eight experience instead of ten, which meant he was in

992
01:02:21.559 --> 01:02:25.559
<v Speaker 1>a party with someone someone alive. Also, he had his

993
01:02:25.639 --> 01:02:27.119
<v Speaker 1>arm draped over the chair and I could see he

994
01:02:27.159 --> 01:02:29.400
<v Speaker 1>was twitching his finger. He was typing into the chat.

995
01:02:29.440 --> 01:02:31.400
<v Speaker 1>He hadn't figured out how to just use it with

996
01:02:31.440 --> 01:02:35.159
<v Speaker 1>his brain. So I really loved the mention too of

997
01:02:35.239 --> 01:02:38.239
<v Speaker 1>Rebecca and her level, because I didn't remember that, but

998
01:02:38.280 --> 01:02:43.480
<v Speaker 1>that also would have been a clear giveaway. And just

999
01:02:43.519 --> 01:02:46.880
<v Speaker 1>like the fact too that the woman was Asian, and

1000
01:02:46.920 --> 01:02:48.800
<v Speaker 1>so he decides that he's going to go into this

1001
01:02:48.840 --> 01:02:51.800
<v Speaker 1>whole thing with her having been like an immigrant working

1002
01:02:51.800 --> 01:02:54.480
<v Speaker 1>in a factory. Like it's just such a fucking racist

1003
01:02:54.920 --> 01:03:00.199
<v Speaker 1>approach to the story and everything. Just you know, I'm

1004
01:03:00.320 --> 01:03:02.840
<v Speaker 1>really really kind of eager to see them again, just

1005
01:03:02.880 --> 01:03:05.679
<v Speaker 1>because I want them to be taken care of, and

1006
01:03:05.719 --> 01:03:07.239
<v Speaker 1>I have a feeling that we're going to be dealing

1007
01:03:07.239 --> 01:03:12.159
<v Speaker 1>with them for a minute. I hate it. Uh, how

1008
01:03:12.239 --> 01:03:14.880
<v Speaker 1>is it that you're James Bond when it comes to strangers,

1009
01:03:15.159 --> 01:03:17.599
<v Speaker 1>But miss Beatrice could date three different guys at once,

1010
01:03:17.639 --> 01:03:22.760
<v Speaker 1>and you had no idea three different guys. Well, you

1011
01:03:22.840 --> 01:03:26.159
<v Speaker 1>were one of them. So two I guess. Then again,

1012
01:03:26.239 --> 01:03:28.719
<v Speaker 1>it's three if you count Angel's owner. This account is

1013
01:03:28.760 --> 01:03:31.280
<v Speaker 1>cheating when it's with another woman. There's so many human

1014
01:03:31.360 --> 01:03:35.400
<v Speaker 1>nuances I don't understand. I love it. His girlfriend was

1015
01:03:35.440 --> 01:03:39.360
<v Speaker 1>throwing it at everybody and he fucking had no idea.

1016
01:03:39.719 --> 01:03:42.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh Carl, sweetie, I really hope that you got a

1017
01:03:42.320 --> 01:03:50.440
<v Speaker 1>SDD checked recently because that shit yoicks. You were always

1018
01:03:50.440 --> 01:03:52.840
<v Speaker 1>watching those videos on your iPad with the two women

1019
01:03:52.920 --> 01:03:58.079
<v Speaker 1>rolling around and cleaning each other. Yeah, that's they were doing.

1020
01:04:01.199 --> 01:04:08.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh god. So I have a couple of announcements. First off,

1021
01:04:08.400 --> 01:04:10.400
<v Speaker 1>we want to assure everyone we have quashed all the

1022
01:04:10.400 --> 01:04:13.840
<v Speaker 1>bugs with the new toilets. Both the exploding issue and

1023
01:04:13.880 --> 01:04:17.320
<v Speaker 1>the unfortunate section issue with some of the units have

1024
01:04:17.519 --> 01:04:20.880
<v Speaker 1>been resolved. There's absolutely no need to be afraid of them.

1025
01:04:21.079 --> 01:04:22.719
<v Speaker 1>Those of you who have been using the hallway to

1026
01:04:22.760 --> 01:04:25.960
<v Speaker 1>relieve yourselves please stop. We don't want to have to

1027
01:04:26.000 --> 01:04:29.320
<v Speaker 1>start using punitive measures. A couple additional patch notes, We've

1028
01:04:29.320 --> 01:04:31.639
<v Speaker 1>already added support for the languages that we're missing from

1029
01:04:31.679 --> 01:04:33.599
<v Speaker 1>our library. So those of you who are hearing this

1030
01:04:33.679 --> 01:04:36.960
<v Speaker 1>and finally understanding what we're saying, for the first time. Welcome.

1031
01:04:37.440 --> 01:04:40.960
<v Speaker 1>You'll figure the rest out, I'm sure. Also with the languages,

1032
01:04:41.360 --> 01:04:44.400
<v Speaker 1>we have implemented full cross support for native speech, so

1033
01:04:44.440 --> 01:04:47.039
<v Speaker 1>now men are and speakers will understand English speakers and

1034
01:04:47.079 --> 01:04:50.239
<v Speaker 1>so forth. The Pharaoh rabies d buff is now curable

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01:04:50.239 --> 01:04:52.440
<v Speaker 1>with a health potion or a spell, and the contagion

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01:04:52.519 --> 01:04:56.079
<v Speaker 1>is no longer airborne. Sorry about that. New Zealand, we

1037
01:04:56.159 --> 01:04:59.719
<v Speaker 1>have removed the blender Fiend mobs. The mob's difficulty level

1038
01:04:59.719 --> 01:05:02.960
<v Speaker 1>appear to be too high. Their collective gets stronger each

1039
01:05:03.039 --> 01:05:06.519
<v Speaker 1>time they blend, and after working their way through a

1040
01:05:06.519 --> 01:05:09.000
<v Speaker 1>group of fifteen thousand crawlers in a single day, we've

1041
01:05:09.000 --> 01:05:11.480
<v Speaker 1>been forced to take actions to prevent a premature extinction.

1042
01:05:11.599 --> 01:05:15.039
<v Speaker 1>Event rest assured they will be reintroduced on a lower floor.

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01:05:15.440 --> 01:05:17.719
<v Speaker 1>The street Preacher neighborhood boss has been upgraded to a

1044
01:05:17.760 --> 01:05:20.800
<v Speaker 1>burrow boss. In addition, we have tweaked the strength levels

1045
01:05:20.800 --> 01:05:23.000
<v Speaker 1>of a few different other mobs, too many to mention here,

1046
01:05:23.039 --> 01:05:25.719
<v Speaker 1>so just be aware of that. One last note, a

1047
01:05:25.719 --> 01:05:29.199
<v Speaker 1>lot of crawlers are heading into the stairways prematurely. Again,

1048
01:05:29.559 --> 01:05:33.239
<v Speaker 1>it's your choice, but it's probably best for you to

1049
01:05:33.280 --> 01:05:36.000
<v Speaker 1>get as much experience as you can, and just so

1050
01:05:36.039 --> 01:05:38.199
<v Speaker 1>you know for later, we won't feature you on the

1051
01:05:38.199 --> 01:05:41.079
<v Speaker 1>recap episode if viewers can't tunnel into your feed. So

1052
01:05:41.239 --> 01:05:43.440
<v Speaker 1>if you hit the stairs three or forties before a collapse,

1053
01:05:43.480 --> 01:05:46.360
<v Speaker 1>you are going to miss out. That's it for now.

1054
01:05:46.719 --> 01:05:50.840
<v Speaker 1>Keep up the good work and kill kill, Kill. So

1055
01:05:52.519 --> 01:05:55.159
<v Speaker 1>this is something that I really want to address. We're

1056
01:05:55.199 --> 01:05:57.639
<v Speaker 1>at the end of the chapter here, they get on

1057
01:05:57.679 --> 01:06:03.199
<v Speaker 1>the bike and they start to drive away. But I

1058
01:06:03.400 --> 01:06:09.880
<v Speaker 1>think it's really purposeful that this author decides everybody's tutorial

1059
01:06:10.039 --> 01:06:15.559
<v Speaker 1>time was like maybe pretty different from one another's, and

1060
01:06:15.599 --> 01:06:21.639
<v Speaker 1>people are working with a different amount of knowledge. Mordecai

1061
01:06:22.320 --> 01:06:25.880
<v Speaker 1>has given our people enough that they know they cannot

1062
01:06:25.920 --> 01:06:28.639
<v Speaker 1>be attacked in the safe room, and so they can

1063
01:06:28.760 --> 01:06:32.000
<v Speaker 1>almost use it as a weapon against people who don't

1064
01:06:32.000 --> 01:06:37.880
<v Speaker 1>know that. If you are given a tutorial and somebody

1065
01:06:38.079 --> 01:06:41.639
<v Speaker 1>doesn't include information or you don't think to ask, this

1066
01:06:41.800 --> 01:06:43.840
<v Speaker 1>is actually what it can be like playing a real

1067
01:06:43.920 --> 01:06:46.320
<v Speaker 1>video game, because there are so many things that they

1068
01:06:46.360 --> 01:06:50.840
<v Speaker 1>don't give you instructions on how to use. You have

1069
01:06:50.880 --> 01:06:54.800
<v Speaker 1>to figure it out, or you can go to Reddit,

1070
01:06:55.039 --> 01:06:56.920
<v Speaker 1>or you can go to the wiki for the game,

1071
01:06:57.119 --> 01:06:59.920
<v Speaker 1>or you can there's tons of resources out there for

1072
01:07:00.079 --> 01:07:04.840
<v Speaker 1>finding the answers, but not everybody plays that way or

1073
01:07:05.000 --> 01:07:07.800
<v Speaker 1>knows that they're that information is out there. If there

1074
01:07:07.800 --> 01:07:10.199
<v Speaker 1>are people who like aren't as tech savvy, it doesn't

1075
01:07:10.199 --> 01:07:15.199
<v Speaker 1>occur to them. So there are so many ways that

1076
01:07:15.280 --> 01:07:20.000
<v Speaker 1>you can like have advantages over other players without actually

1077
01:07:20.079 --> 01:07:22.440
<v Speaker 1>intending to. It wasn't like you were trying to put

1078
01:07:22.440 --> 01:07:25.360
<v Speaker 1>them at a disadvantage. But you went to a wiki

1079
01:07:25.400 --> 01:07:27.239
<v Speaker 1>and you read up on a whole history of a

1080
01:07:27.280 --> 01:07:29.440
<v Speaker 1>certain thing and how it gets used later, and so

1081
01:07:29.559 --> 01:07:31.840
<v Speaker 1>now you know, if I get so much of this thing,

1082
01:07:31.880 --> 01:07:33.559
<v Speaker 1>I should keep it because I need that for like

1083
01:07:33.639 --> 01:07:36.360
<v Speaker 1>a really important potion. And they take forever to gather later,

1084
01:07:36.440 --> 01:07:38.920
<v Speaker 1>so I don't want to give them away when somebody

1085
01:07:38.920 --> 01:07:41.599
<v Speaker 1>else doesn't know that, And so they give theirs away

1086
01:07:41.639 --> 01:07:43.679
<v Speaker 1>because they're worth a lot of money, so they sell them,

1087
01:07:43.840 --> 01:07:46.960
<v Speaker 1>and then later on those things are like crucial and

1088
01:07:47.119 --> 01:07:49.840
<v Speaker 1>now they have to fucking find them again, and it's

1089
01:07:49.920 --> 01:07:52.880
<v Speaker 1>like a total pain in the ass and hours of

1090
01:07:52.920 --> 01:07:54.519
<v Speaker 1>play to go back into the game to do that.

1091
01:07:55.440 --> 01:08:00.000
<v Speaker 1>So what I keep thinking about is just how much

1092
01:08:00.119 --> 01:08:04.440
<v Speaker 1>this is like life, because we don't all get the

1093
01:08:04.480 --> 01:08:08.800
<v Speaker 1>same kinds of tutoring when we are young. We don't

1094
01:08:08.800 --> 01:08:11.280
<v Speaker 1>all have parents who have the same levels of knowledge.

1095
01:08:11.360 --> 01:08:13.559
<v Speaker 1>We don't all have parents who have the time to

1096
01:08:13.599 --> 01:08:16.479
<v Speaker 1>be as involved with us as others are. We don't

1097
01:08:16.520 --> 01:08:19.680
<v Speaker 1>have parents who for me, Like, my father didn't speak

1098
01:08:19.760 --> 01:08:22.640
<v Speaker 1>English and that was a huge hindrance for me. My

1099
01:08:22.720 --> 01:08:26.159
<v Speaker 1>mother had never graduated high school. I was in a

1100
01:08:26.199 --> 01:08:29.239
<v Speaker 1>situation growing up where my parents were trying to do

1101
01:08:29.279 --> 01:08:31.640
<v Speaker 1>the best for me because they knew their situations were bad,

1102
01:08:32.279 --> 01:08:35.600
<v Speaker 1>but they didn't know what they didn't know. So they

1103
01:08:35.600 --> 01:08:37.600
<v Speaker 1>were doing their best, but there was a lot that

1104
01:08:37.680 --> 01:08:42.159
<v Speaker 1>they missed because they just weren't given that themselves as children,

1105
01:08:42.199 --> 01:08:44.760
<v Speaker 1>and weren't. My mom had me when she was seventeen

1106
01:08:44.840 --> 01:08:49.600
<v Speaker 1>years old, she got pregnant, so I like was born

1107
01:08:49.640 --> 01:08:53.560
<v Speaker 1>to a fucking child and she did her fucking best,

1108
01:08:53.600 --> 01:08:57.960
<v Speaker 1>God bless her. But like, it's a totally different way

1109
01:08:58.000 --> 01:09:01.760
<v Speaker 1>of growing up if you have parents who are settled

1110
01:09:01.800 --> 01:09:04.439
<v Speaker 1>and have stable jobs and have their own like stable

1111
01:09:04.560 --> 01:09:08.600
<v Speaker 1>parents growing up, it's a totally different experience, and it's

1112
01:09:08.840 --> 01:09:12.600
<v Speaker 1>really mimicking that in some ways. Everybody comes in here

1113
01:09:13.239 --> 01:09:17.960
<v Speaker 1>in a different way. He came in from the cold

1114
01:09:18.039 --> 01:09:21.279
<v Speaker 1>with almost no clothing on, so he's at this weird

1115
01:09:21.279 --> 01:09:24.079
<v Speaker 1>disadvantage just because of how the weather happened to be

1116
01:09:24.199 --> 01:09:26.159
<v Speaker 1>that night. And then there are other people who are

1117
01:09:26.199 --> 01:09:28.800
<v Speaker 1>in a crowd and they get trampled just circumstantially because

1118
01:09:28.800 --> 01:09:31.239
<v Speaker 1>of how many people were out at the same time.

1119
01:09:31.920 --> 01:09:36.159
<v Speaker 1>And then this whole thing about all of the patches.

1120
01:09:37.119 --> 01:09:40.119
<v Speaker 1>I don't know whether or not players who are killed

1121
01:09:40.199 --> 01:09:43.000
<v Speaker 1>because of a fuck up in the coating if they

1122
01:09:43.000 --> 01:09:46.199
<v Speaker 1>can bring them back, because they clearly can do a

1123
01:09:46.239 --> 01:09:50.439
<v Speaker 1>lot with transforming you in this game. But I'm assuming

1124
01:09:50.880 --> 01:09:54.960
<v Speaker 1>this early on that you're not getting brought back if

1125
01:09:54.960 --> 01:09:57.600
<v Speaker 1>you are killed because of one of their fuck ups.

1126
01:09:58.000 --> 01:10:01.800
<v Speaker 1>That just sucks for you. And yet again, another thing

1127
01:10:02.199 --> 01:10:05.239
<v Speaker 1>they try and give you the illusion that you have

1128
01:10:05.319 --> 01:10:08.399
<v Speaker 1>control in the game. We're giving you tools, we're giving

1129
01:10:08.439 --> 01:10:11.439
<v Speaker 1>you instructions, you have this many goals, you know, like

1130
01:10:11.479 --> 01:10:14.399
<v Speaker 1>all of this stuff. We're telling you how to play.

1131
01:10:14.680 --> 01:10:19.359
<v Speaker 1>But then there's a million weird, fucked up problems in

1132
01:10:19.439 --> 01:10:23.319
<v Speaker 1>the code itself that they are aware of, and they're

1133
01:10:23.359 --> 01:10:27.000
<v Speaker 1>letting people play and just die anyway. They're fixing them,

1134
01:10:27.319 --> 01:10:29.560
<v Speaker 1>but like people are dying in the meantime and it's

1135
01:10:29.560 --> 01:10:32.159
<v Speaker 1>not like they're getting a second chance. It just sucks

1136
01:10:32.199 --> 01:10:35.479
<v Speaker 1>for them. That's just their bad luck and they you know, again,

1137
01:10:36.439 --> 01:10:38.680
<v Speaker 1>that's how it goes. We are told that we have

1138
01:10:39.319 --> 01:10:42.840
<v Speaker 1>the tools and control to do, but then life just

1139
01:10:43.000 --> 01:10:47.560
<v Speaker 1>fucking hits you sometimes. You know. I am like my husband,

1140
01:10:47.960 --> 01:10:51.880
<v Speaker 1>he got COVID and is like his whole brain chemistry

1141
01:10:51.960 --> 01:10:54.399
<v Speaker 1>changed and he is like a different person now than

1142
01:10:54.439 --> 01:10:57.079
<v Speaker 1>he was and he's learning to cope and his energy

1143
01:10:57.159 --> 01:10:59.640
<v Speaker 1>levels are finally improving. But it's been like three years

1144
01:10:59.680 --> 01:11:03.000
<v Speaker 1>since got it and he's just starting to feel slightly better.

1145
01:11:03.840 --> 01:11:06.399
<v Speaker 1>That was not something he had control over because we

1146
01:11:06.439 --> 01:11:09.520
<v Speaker 1>had a pandemic and we didn't fucking do anything about it,

1147
01:11:09.640 --> 01:11:13.880
<v Speaker 1>not really, And you know, like this shit just happens

1148
01:11:13.880 --> 01:11:15.880
<v Speaker 1>the whole like, oh, well, we've made it so that

1149
01:11:15.920 --> 01:11:19.399
<v Speaker 1>you can now like cure yourselves of this rabies thing.

1150
01:11:19.560 --> 01:11:24.279
<v Speaker 1>Sorry it's not airborne anymore. I'm just saying all of

1151
01:11:24.319 --> 01:11:30.439
<v Speaker 1>this is a really, really good metaphor, and I wonder

1152
01:11:30.560 --> 01:11:33.760
<v Speaker 1>how many people reading this really get it. Like I'm

1153
01:11:33.760 --> 01:11:36.520
<v Speaker 1>not trying to be condescending when I say that I'm

1154
01:11:36.840 --> 01:11:43.039
<v Speaker 1>but my concern is so much of the time, you guys, know,

1155
01:11:43.640 --> 01:11:47.159
<v Speaker 1>there will be properties that have the most in my opinion,

1156
01:11:47.399 --> 01:11:51.840
<v Speaker 1>overt narratives of like this is clearly an analogy for

1157
01:11:51.920 --> 01:11:54.319
<v Speaker 1>this and this is a metaphor for this thing, and

1158
01:11:54.359 --> 01:11:58.479
<v Speaker 1>then people will just not get it at all, even

1159
01:11:58.479 --> 01:12:01.560
<v Speaker 1>though they loved the series, bring up how it's like

1160
01:12:01.760 --> 01:12:04.520
<v Speaker 1>this thing that's happening in current events, and they're like, what,

1161
01:12:05.159 --> 01:12:06.800
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, why do you have to bring politics

1162
01:12:06.840 --> 01:12:10.600
<v Speaker 1>into this game, into this movie. And it's like, that's

1163
01:12:10.960 --> 01:12:14.399
<v Speaker 1>literally what it's about. What do you mean? So I

1164
01:12:14.439 --> 01:12:18.920
<v Speaker 1>am very very interested in like seeing if there are

1165
01:12:18.960 --> 01:12:21.159
<v Speaker 1>people out there who love this series and then get

1166
01:12:21.239 --> 01:12:26.359
<v Speaker 1>like mad about the woke mob coming in. But obviously

1167
01:12:26.399 --> 01:12:28.800
<v Speaker 1>for me, this is like my entire jam. This is

1168
01:12:28.800 --> 01:12:32.880
<v Speaker 1>what I love, So I'm into it. So oh sorry.

1169
01:12:34.119 --> 01:12:36.560
<v Speaker 1>Rob says, I wonder if Natasha ever listens to her

1170
01:12:36.560 --> 01:12:39.439
<v Speaker 1>own takes once she's caught up on a series. No,

1171
01:12:39.560 --> 01:12:42.399
<v Speaker 1>I have not. I never have, because if she doesn't,

1172
01:12:42.479 --> 01:12:44.680
<v Speaker 1>she ought to. It's so fun to have knowledge of

1173
01:12:44.720 --> 01:12:48.079
<v Speaker 1>what happens, and she is so clever. Oh thanks. Rom.

1174
01:12:48.800 --> 01:12:51.079
<v Speaker 1>Michael says they could absolutely make the game non lethal

1175
01:12:51.159 --> 01:12:54.199
<v Speaker 1>and still be fun to watch. People love watching Twitch streamers,

1176
01:12:55.279 --> 01:12:57.920
<v Speaker 1>and the viewing interface here is way better, but it

1177
01:12:58.359 --> 01:13:00.880
<v Speaker 1>is easier and provides more drama to let them die?

1178
01:13:01.039 --> 01:13:05.079
<v Speaker 1>Why spend more money. True Dance says the critique of

1179
01:13:05.159 --> 01:13:08.880
<v Speaker 1>capitalism is kind of the main theme of Dungeon Crawler. Carl, Yeah,

1180
01:13:08.920 --> 01:13:12.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting this sense, and Michael says, I don't think

1181
01:13:12.319 --> 01:13:14.239
<v Speaker 1>this is an accident by Matt. I'm pretty sure he

1182
01:13:14.279 --> 01:13:16.119
<v Speaker 1>put as much thought into the politics that can be

1183
01:13:16.359 --> 01:13:19.159
<v Speaker 1>interpreted from reading the series as you are getting out

1184
01:13:19.239 --> 01:13:23.760
<v Speaker 1>of it. Yeah, I really like this can't And again,

1185
01:13:23.840 --> 01:13:27.880
<v Speaker 1>the way that everybody he talks to when he's like, hey,

1186
01:13:28.079 --> 01:13:30.680
<v Speaker 1>so are like when do you get out of here?

1187
01:13:30.720 --> 01:13:32.399
<v Speaker 1>Or like how does this work? And there's always sort

1188
01:13:32.439 --> 01:13:36.239
<v Speaker 1>of like eventually, I'll you know. He talks to Tilly

1189
01:13:36.279 --> 01:13:37.760
<v Speaker 1>at one point, and I feel like I kind of

1190
01:13:38.079 --> 01:13:42.840
<v Speaker 1>like skipped over that. But Tilly also describes how he

1191
01:13:44.039 --> 01:13:48.039
<v Speaker 1>wasn't a player in the game, that that's not how

1192
01:13:48.079 --> 01:13:53.159
<v Speaker 1>it is for everybody. Sometimes there are people who are

1193
01:13:54.399 --> 01:13:58.720
<v Speaker 1>like told that we won't mind your planet if you

1194
01:13:59.039 --> 01:14:01.720
<v Speaker 1>come with us and work for us, and so that's

1195
01:14:01.760 --> 01:14:07.800
<v Speaker 1>what he did. I'm trying to find the Oh, yeah,

1196
01:14:08.079 --> 01:14:10.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't like this. Last season's version of the game,

1197
01:14:10.640 --> 01:14:12.399
<v Speaker 1>they break the people into groups, tell them their loved

1198
01:14:12.439 --> 01:14:14.479
<v Speaker 1>ones will be safe if they kill others. Then everyone

1199
01:14:14.600 --> 01:14:18.399
<v Speaker 1>kills each other. They are safe, but they are not safe.

1200
01:14:18.560 --> 01:14:21.800
<v Speaker 1>Is better dead? Squim SAPs the planet dry. It leaves

1201
01:14:21.840 --> 01:14:25.520
<v Speaker 1>planet moves on, no more atmosphere. People live after the

1202
01:14:25.520 --> 01:14:28.520
<v Speaker 1>big fight, but they don't live, not really born. At

1203
01:14:28.600 --> 01:14:31.880
<v Speaker 1>least gives people a chance. Tally's people had a chance,

1204
01:14:33.039 --> 01:14:36.680
<v Speaker 1>and sometimes they come and offer to take people in

1205
01:14:36.720 --> 01:14:39.199
<v Speaker 1>exchange for not mining world. They came and I went,

1206
01:14:39.279 --> 01:14:42.359
<v Speaker 1>this was very long ago. He says, this is very

1207
01:14:42.439 --> 01:14:45.239
<v Speaker 1>long ago. Mordecai said, like, that was a really, really

1208
01:14:45.319 --> 01:14:48.439
<v Speaker 1>really long time ago. At one point, it seems pretty

1209
01:14:48.479 --> 01:14:52.960
<v Speaker 1>clear to me that whatever agreement they're signing up for,

1210
01:14:53.800 --> 01:14:59.039
<v Speaker 1>it's not like the timing of it isn't human time,

1211
01:15:01.439 --> 01:15:04.159
<v Speaker 1>which just is very troubling. I don't care about that.

1212
01:15:05.399 --> 01:15:08.479
<v Speaker 1>So Dan says, are you listening to the audiobook or

1213
01:15:08.479 --> 01:15:12.600
<v Speaker 1>the audio drama version? Oh, the audiobook for sure. The

1214
01:15:12.640 --> 01:15:16.039
<v Speaker 1>audio drama. I don't really love audio dramas. I totally

1215
01:15:16.119 --> 01:15:19.039
<v Speaker 1>understand their appeal, but they often feel just kind of

1216
01:15:19.039 --> 01:15:22.319
<v Speaker 1>goofy to me, you know, But this does seem like

1217
01:15:22.319 --> 01:15:25.960
<v Speaker 1>a good series to do that with. So if it

1218
01:15:26.000 --> 01:15:28.239
<v Speaker 1>were free for me to like, maybe they have a

1219
01:15:28.239 --> 01:15:29.960
<v Speaker 1>sample of it on audible. I don't listened to it

1220
01:15:30.000 --> 01:15:33.560
<v Speaker 1>just for the fun. Oh, Michael says, the audio drama

1221
01:15:33.600 --> 01:15:35.399
<v Speaker 1>is a lot more expensive, and I don't recommend it

1222
01:15:35.439 --> 01:15:37.840
<v Speaker 1>to anyone until they actually get into the series. They

1223
01:15:37.840 --> 01:15:40.359
<v Speaker 1>are goofy, but that's part of the fun. Well, and

1224
01:15:40.479 --> 01:15:42.600
<v Speaker 1>with this, I think maybe the goofy would work for it.

1225
01:15:42.920 --> 01:15:44.479
<v Speaker 1>But there was one that I listened to a while

1226
01:15:44.479 --> 01:15:45.840
<v Speaker 1>ago that was meant to be kind of like a

1227
01:15:45.920 --> 01:15:50.079
<v Speaker 1>serious procedural detective thing, and it really just didn't fit

1228
01:15:50.199 --> 01:15:52.039
<v Speaker 1>like the tone of what they were trying to do.

1229
01:15:53.000 --> 01:15:56.439
<v Speaker 1>But this I think it might work anyway. Oh my god,

1230
01:15:56.479 --> 01:15:58.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm so far over time. I really have to rep bump.

1231
01:15:58.920 --> 01:16:01.720
<v Speaker 1>But I'm really enjoying this book so far, looking forward

1232
01:16:01.760 --> 01:16:03.760
<v Speaker 1>to listening to more of it with my husband also.

1233
01:16:04.359 --> 01:16:06.239
<v Speaker 1>And it was lovely to have y'all in the chat

1234
01:16:06.239 --> 01:16:11.239
<v Speaker 1>with me. Appreciate you all, Dan, Michael and Rob. Lovely

1235
01:16:11.279 --> 01:16:14.199
<v Speaker 1>to have you. And if you're listening and you're enjoying

1236
01:16:14.239 --> 01:16:17.960
<v Speaker 1>the coverage, I appreciate you. And don't like think about

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<v Speaker 1>going over to patreon dot com slash unspoiled. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to pay any money, but you can become a

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<v Speaker 1>free patron, like I was saying, earlier and support me

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<v Speaker 1>that way, and just like you know, it's helpful for me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just something you can do for creators across the

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<v Speaker 1>board now, is just get on there sort of like

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<v Speaker 1>feed by going and being a free Patreon member if

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<v Speaker 1>they offer that, and it's just a way that they

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<v Speaker 1>can get eyes on their work without having to depend

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<v Speaker 1>on a algorithm to hopefully show you things. So just

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<v Speaker 1>to thought, all right, everybody, thank you again and until

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<v Speaker 1>next time to the loom motherfuckers. That was an unspoiled

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<v Speaker 1>network pat
