Speaker 1: This is lapsed Vinstickmahn. I am aware apparently that this
Speaker 1: lapsed fan podcast, this garage based college level mediocre at
Speaker 1: best entertainment, if you want to call it, that vehicle
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Speaker 1: and unnoteworthy podcast and if they are as they claim
Speaker 1: to be the best podcast out there. Now you can
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of my goddamn office.
Speaker 2: It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack and Carnaco
Speaker 2: and JP Sorrow.
Speaker 1: We've got an excited Christmas program lined up for these folks.
Speaker 1: We've been to a Little Boys that year.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Ny, it's an artificial tree, so I
Speaker 3: did artificial job at trimming time. This is only exceeded
Speaker 3: by our inability.
Speaker 2: To adjust hollow the outdir wrangling here the Lapsed Fan
Speaker 2: got a price for.
Speaker 1: The million dollar Man, even Santa Claus.
Speaker 2: So no, say it's not so off you left. Christmas
Speaker 2: Show twenty twenty four continues to roll on. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Is the unwrapping and the Boss Man is again mobilized,
Speaker 2: trying to feed the flames. Last time he threw into
Speaker 2: the hearth, just a big cardboard casing that would help me.
Speaker 2: He's throwing even smaller cardboarding there and paper so that
Speaker 2: the fire lasts not even as long. He's on the move.
Speaker 2: It would appear that the Boss Man is going to
Speaker 2: grab a log from his his log. His his log
Speaker 2: reserves his inventory. I mean, does he have these for days?
Speaker 2: Mama sorrow or what I mean he's never running out?
Speaker 3: I asked, it's been a couple of years.
Speaker 2: The log is on the fire ladies and gentlemen, I
Speaker 2: can report, should as we continue to soldier through and
Speaker 2: business should pick up right here boss as well, because
Speaker 2: this next package comes to us all the way from Aberdeen, Scotland.
Speaker 2: Our friend George McAllister this well, we have the shipping
Speaker 2: label from the Royal Mail indicating that it's been processed
Speaker 2: there in the UK. And this is a customs declaration
Speaker 2: which you have to make, what you have to make
Speaker 2: when sending a package internationally. And so he's done that
Speaker 2: and he has to specify. Don't look at this part, boss,
Speaker 2: I have to specify what the type of item is.
Speaker 2: You have to describe the item so that you're not
Speaker 2: sent so you're not sending you know, contraband overseas like
Speaker 2: growth hormone shipment. You don't want to get sending that
Speaker 2: in the mail, especially from the UK.
Speaker 1: That's what I never did that, dude, and I don't
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: And so look at that with the with the queen
Speaker 2: on it and everything, the Queen's emblem from the United Kingdom. Boss,
Speaker 2: let's see what George has sent our way, the homie
Speaker 2: George McAllister. Maybe he's a he's Scottish, his mother was Scottish.
Speaker 2: He developed a much a much reviled golf of course
Speaker 2: in Scotland.
Speaker 3: Really it's.
Speaker 2: Why oh, because he you know, no one wanted it,
Speaker 2: and he's stilt it anyway. He took land to the
Speaker 2: usual Scotland is the American way.
Speaker 3: Conactly, we take land.
Speaker 2: Pretty much and you'll be grateful for it. It's not
Speaker 2: enough that we take it. We expect you to be grateful.
Speaker 3: That we take it as well. Why aren't you happy
Speaker 3: that I took your land?
Speaker 2: Isn't it better for everybody?
Speaker 3: You know? It's not better.
Speaker 2: This packaging, well, apparently these international packages are double triple,
Speaker 2: quadruple taped. Apparently when you send something from overseas you
Speaker 2: have to really wrap it up one hundred times over
Speaker 2: because these things are thickly packed. There's no other clearer
Speaker 2: proof point than this. When we tell people this, that
Speaker 2: people do this for us every Christmas, the looks we
Speaker 2: get are just incredulous. They can't believe it. They just
Speaker 2: they don't understand how a podcast can form a bond
Speaker 2: like this with listeners. But we understand. Yeah, we do,
Speaker 2: and we've understood it for ten years running.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. Continue, We're in business. Now, what
Speaker 3: do we have business? Here? We got We've got a
Speaker 3: lot of you know, bubble wrap, bubble wrap. Oh oh shit,
Speaker 3: oh boy, oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: In the individually wrap packages inside the box. If we
Speaker 2: count at each one of these, we'd be well over
Speaker 2: twenty or whatever.
Speaker 3: I know. This seems like something definitely up your rally.
Speaker 3: Feel like we got a we got a note though,
Speaker 3: Let's read the note first course.
Speaker 2: Hey, Alexa, play Sinatra Christmas music.
Speaker 3: YEA, Dear Jack and JP. I hope things are good
Speaker 3: with you over in the colonies, all the colonies I like.
Speaker 3: I don't when they say that. A bit of a
Speaker 3: selection of gifts for you this year, uh partly inspired
Speaker 3: by previous and current journeys. The year, I've been particularly
Speaker 3: enjoying Carnie's Oar Forever journey. Aside from wrestling, I'm also
Speaker 3: a big Bond fan. I never really noticed until the
Speaker 3: journey started that I got into Bond shortly after I
Speaker 3: became lapsed from wrestling late two thousand and four early
Speaker 3: two thousand and five whenever you do a live call
Speaker 3: or film for cinemat, I will always sink your commentary
Speaker 3: with them. I'll get some beers and it's great fun
Speaker 3: to watch along with you. But I digress. Here's too
Speaker 3: many more years of TLF. I wish you and your
Speaker 3: family is a merry Christmas and all the best for
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five. Mister Jones McCalister.
Speaker 2: So, as you know, JP does a movie podcast along
Speaker 2: with our wrestling one with me, and we've been watching
Speaker 2: every Bond movie that has a wrestler at it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and as part of that series, we watch the film
Speaker 2: and comment so that people can sync up their own
Speaker 2: watching of the film as if they're in the room
Speaker 2: with us, right, And George is a big fan of that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Alexa louder.
Speaker 3: No, no, not too louder because okay.
Speaker 2: Sorry, movie with the plane. Movie with the play planes,
Speaker 2: trains and automobiles.
Speaker 3: It's with Harrison Ford Air Force one.
Speaker 2: And the plane is it kills the wrestler.
Speaker 3: It kills the wrestler.
Speaker 1: He's a wrestler in real life, but he's a perfect
Speaker 1: he's a tall dude and he is fighting.
Speaker 2: Harrison Ford plane.
Speaker 3: They started Indiana Jones yes, yes, that wrestler. That's pat Roach.
Speaker 2: Pat Roach. Yeah, we talked a lot about.
Speaker 3: Pat Roach has been all over the place.
Speaker 2: There I go first, go ahead, It's from George's all rated,
Speaker 2: very nicely wrapped to George, you have won Mama Sorrow's approval,
Speaker 2: and that's saying so for sure, I recognize this volume.
Speaker 2: This is the ultimate World Wrestling Entertainment Trivia book, which
Speaker 2: I've seen before and is actually quite challenging. Written by
Speaker 2: Aaron Feigelbaum, Kevin Kelly, Seth Meyers, Brian Solomon, and Phil Spear.
Speaker 2: Brian Solomon, front of the show Boss's quickly. Vince McMahon's
Speaker 2: first role in ww was as a TV announcer. What
Speaker 2: Hall of Famer was his first broadcast partner Pat Patterson,
Speaker 2: Jesse the Body Ventura or Antonina? Roka?
Speaker 3: Uh, Anthony, I urraca.
Speaker 2: Where are my answers? Please see reverse side for answers?
Speaker 2: Would that be this side? Maybe the the back flat?
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what I thought too, but I see no
Speaker 2: answers here. What could possibly be meant by reverse side?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, Antonina?
Speaker 3: I raka yeah?
Speaker 2: And next, quickly, what was the outcome of the Andre
Speaker 2: the Giant firs hulcog and match at WrestleMania.
Speaker 3: Four double disqualification correct.
Speaker 2: After losing his Hardcore Championship on Fevery seven to twenty two,
Speaker 2: Undertaker took out his frustration on the rock, giving him
Speaker 2: a tombstone on top of what type of vehicle.
Speaker 3: An entertainment vehicle, A corvette truck, a zamboni or a limousine?
Speaker 3: Uh no, zamboni incorrect, that would be a limousine. And finally,
Speaker 3: match the superstar with his or her hometown. Where's mavin from?
Speaker 3: Is he from Elpaso, Texas? Charlottesville, Virginia, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Toronto, Ontario? Mobile, Alabama?
Speaker 3: Or Blackpool, England? Alabama's from Blackpool, England?
Speaker 2: Nom Kinnery. He's a Charlottesville man, Charlois, Vil, Virginia. So
Speaker 2: that's just a taste of what awaits us here in
Speaker 2: the Lord Westing Entertainment Trivia book. Yeah, like that trivia guy,
Speaker 2: hundreds of hundreds of questions. Let me ask you one,
Speaker 2: Mama Sorrow, Who's what close ally of Rick Flair did
Speaker 2: mister McMahon force into a match against Undertaker. On the
Speaker 2: March fourteenth, two thousand and one episode of SmackDown, just
Speaker 2: days before WrestleMania eighteen. Was it Charles Robinson, Arne Anderson,
Speaker 2: David Flair or doctor Tom Pritchard.
Speaker 3: Is doctor Trum Pritchard a friend of Rick Flairs.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, because I'm having a hell of a time
Speaker 2: even finding where to look David Flair.
Speaker 3: It's David Flair. I remember that, you do? Really? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 3: like very only during that thing because I remember he
Speaker 3: beat the crap. I don't take a piece of crap
Speaker 3: out of him. That's kind of what sets up the
Speaker 3: match of WrestleMania.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right, I forgot about that. Yeah, good memory, boss,
Speaker 2: Thank you, George. That's great. We're gonna actually make some
Speaker 2: hay with that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll be fun.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is our friend in Scotland.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, wow, oh look at this. Oh this is fun. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Best of Bond, my favorite Bond songs. Nobody does a
Speaker 3: better review to a kill were songs down the other
Speaker 3: day and the writings on the wall the CD. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this is this is the best. This is all. This
Speaker 3: is all the themes from up till the last one.
Speaker 3: This is great. You don't have that, No, I don't
Speaker 3: have this one mine. Mine is a is from nineteen nine.
Speaker 3: One wow. So that's when I ask go, this is great,
Speaker 3: this is fantastic, that's awesome. Here, why don't you have
Speaker 3: one as well?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Boss? Also feels like a compact disc, it does,
Speaker 2: correct Scotland. Yes, George is always very generous, Yes he is.
Speaker 2: We're very grateful to have him as a listener here
Speaker 2: on this unwrappening twenty twenty four, as we sold her
Speaker 2: through for you at home. Wait, wait, Jesus, Mama, Sara,
Speaker 2: why don't you tell the people what you see? Oh
Speaker 2: my goodness, what does it say? It's a long it's
Speaker 2: a great question, and it's a long.
Speaker 3: Shit, it's a long it's a long story.
Speaker 2: He's included a note ye in the run up to
Speaker 2: The Mains forty I re listened to your WrestleMania Journey
Speaker 2: forty weeks forty. WrestleMania's The CD is mentioned on The
Speaker 2: Main's eighteen episode Lapstorey He's having fun with Lapsed. Vince
Speaker 2: mentions to Patterson that he wants to release a CD
Speaker 2: called ww E Rape Okay, it was called ww Forcible Entry.
Speaker 2: They decided that was an okay name for their music
Speaker 2: CD about wrestlers theme songs. So we began a bit
Speaker 2: about how the psychotic Vince McMahon was talked down to
Speaker 2: forcible entry from his original idea, which was why don't
Speaker 2: we call it w W rape? So what I'm trying
Speaker 2: to say, mister Sorrow is its comedy.
Speaker 3: You said it.
Speaker 2: That's always the risk when someone goes back and listens
Speaker 2: to the catalogs.
Speaker 3: I know, also the risk of not you know, is
Speaker 3: my mom going to be on the show.
Speaker 2: George wasn't counting on that one.
Speaker 3: We got motion picture, we have it might that's awesome
Speaker 3: on Our Majesty's Secret Service on Blu Ray exactly. Look
Speaker 3: at that. I love it?
Speaker 2: Do you have it?
Speaker 3: Not? Im blue? Right now? He's really he's really runs
Speaker 3: here for sure with the bond funny how I just
Speaker 3: happened to open the two bond ones too.
Speaker 2: This is something's going on, some higher power, some higher
Speaker 2: power is guiding our hands this Christmas, this tenth Christmas,
Speaker 2: this tlf Xmas, and we're ripping, we're trying to find
Speaker 2: a way in on these wrapped bright red packaging. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's very nice packaging.
Speaker 3: Good sound wrapping paper, regular, it's shiny, it's shiny, It's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: a bit a bit like tin foil, a bit like tinfoil.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I remember this one anthology, all of these entrances.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is weird that you opened really weird,
Speaker 3: the three Wrestling ones, and I happened to open the
Speaker 3: two James Bond ones. That' it's just bizarre.
Speaker 2: Handed off to me totally at random, boss man. There's
Speaker 2: some of these discs. You can tell this is the discs.
Speaker 2: Falling out is always.
Speaker 3: A great thing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he wrote there is a poster under here.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize it was there until about six months
Speaker 2: after I got this for Christmas in two thousand and two.
Speaker 2: People are regifting things they got Christmas twenty years ago.
Speaker 2: Where's the poster? That's a great question. I don't know
Speaker 2: if he's trying to say that at the time.
Speaker 3: Oh I see, Oh it's still there. Oh yeah, yeah, yes,
Speaker 3: I remember this.
Speaker 2: There's a little opening in the front jacket for anybody
Speaker 2: that has the WWF anthology. Look at that.
Speaker 3: Oh it's neat and like a month a collage of different,
Speaker 3: uh but different eras.
Speaker 2: What do you think of him?
Speaker 3: I'm not ready.
Speaker 2: Valvenus is who she's looking at him?
Speaker 3: You know, you want to know his gimmick like his
Speaker 3: character in wrestling a porn star.
Speaker 2: That gladly we don't want to see it either, trust me,
Speaker 2: so thank you so much. Fantastic, that's it, great thoughtful?
Speaker 2: Uh Christmas? Yes, however you say it over there. Indeed,
Speaker 2: besides you get a little Scottish.
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas, then why don't come up?
Speaker 2: But then we'll have some haggis for you as the
Speaker 2: unwrapping continues. Next time we're with you on the main feed.
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas is.
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