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Furiously why and 20 00:01:07.120 --> 00:01:10.239 I need to write myself out note about what to 21 00:01:10.319 --> 00:01:11.519 remind yourself to do? 22 00:01:11.560 --> 00:01:13.920 Something to talk to you about something on the air. 23 00:01:14.480 --> 00:01:15.879 Yes, okay here. 24 00:01:15.920 --> 00:01:18.519 Because you know weird, I know it really is. 25 00:01:18.760 --> 00:01:21.560 And we have producer Brian behind the What up, Brian? 26 00:01:21.680 --> 00:01:22.400 How are you? 27 00:01:22.519 --> 00:01:23.480 Uh? What's up? 28 00:01:23.840 --> 00:01:28.400 Okay? So we have our story about our new promo shoot. 29 00:01:28.760 --> 00:01:31.200 We did a photo shoot for some you know, because 30 00:01:31.200 --> 00:01:33.120 every once in a while you need to freshen things up. 31 00:01:33.159 --> 00:01:36.680 You need to do more, you know, some promo shots 32 00:01:36.680 --> 00:01:39.439 for you know, posting on social media for different things. 33 00:01:39.480 --> 00:01:40.879 And we haven't done it in a while. 34 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:42.959 It's been a long time, you know. We need we 35 00:01:43.040 --> 00:01:46.920 need some freshening up after we've been freshened up so exactly. 36 00:01:47.560 --> 00:01:51.799 So just wait until you see our new photos. And uh, 37 00:01:51.879 --> 00:01:53.680 you guys have to help us choose the best one 38 00:01:53.719 --> 00:01:59.120 because oh gosh, so hideous you're the best. But anyway, 39 00:01:59.239 --> 00:02:01.400 we gotta give it big shout out to people j C. 40 00:02:01.519 --> 00:02:04.280 Penny because they were they were great. They were actually 41 00:02:04.280 --> 00:02:04.760 really great. 42 00:02:04.799 --> 00:02:05.599 They were awesome. 43 00:02:05.760 --> 00:02:10.639 Happy Valentine's Day week, everybody. If you are like, yeah, 44 00:02:11.639 --> 00:02:19.840 you know what, listen, I can't say much, but some 45 00:02:19.879 --> 00:02:23.000 of us in this room don't have anybody, and some 46 00:02:23.080 --> 00:02:26.080 of us on Friday are going to be just like 47 00:02:26.400 --> 00:02:30.840 it's just another day. You know what you know, how 48 00:02:30.879 --> 00:02:34.360 many Valentine's days I've gone without a Valentine A lot? 49 00:02:34.479 --> 00:02:35.319 Liked a lot? 50 00:02:35.560 --> 00:02:38.759 Do something about it? What like, what do you find 51 00:02:38.800 --> 00:02:40.039 yourself a man or something like? 52 00:02:40.159 --> 00:02:42.919 Oh, okay, okay, that's so so easy to do. 53 00:02:43.759 --> 00:02:44.520 You're not trying. 54 00:02:45.199 --> 00:02:48.960 I am not, but uh it requires trying. 55 00:02:49.240 --> 00:02:50.400 Uh huh? 56 00:02:50.800 --> 00:02:54.199 Like what do you mean, like like getting laid well? 57 00:02:54.240 --> 00:02:56.560 That requires finding a person. 58 00:02:56.759 --> 00:02:58.759 Let me ask you this. Have you ever found someone before? 59 00:03:00.719 --> 00:03:05.159 I have found somebody by happenstance, yes, any other I 60 00:03:05.199 --> 00:03:09.840 have found somebody on a dating app. Yes, I found 61 00:03:09.840 --> 00:03:11.719 somebody through a friend. 62 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:14.439 Yes, So you are capable of finding something. 63 00:03:14.479 --> 00:03:17.120 I am capable, but it's just not happening. 64 00:03:16.759 --> 00:03:19.039 Because I found a couple of people on rent a friend. 65 00:03:19.599 --> 00:03:23.599 No, I found there's one guy that oh dude, that 66 00:03:23.680 --> 00:03:25.719 was a long time ago, and that was not good. 67 00:03:25.960 --> 00:03:26.840 Galaxy far far. 68 00:03:27.919 --> 00:03:29.240 But like you said, you aren't trying. 69 00:03:29.840 --> 00:03:32.639 I'm not trying, but I'm I don't know. I don't know, 70 00:03:32.639 --> 00:03:34.360 I don't know. We'll talk about that in a minute. 71 00:03:34.400 --> 00:03:40.439 But did you know that there's a gray tsunami hitting America? 72 00:03:41.199 --> 00:03:42.000 Do you know what that means? 73 00:03:42.039 --> 00:03:42.879 Are you talking about me? 74 00:03:43.439 --> 00:03:43.599 No? 75 00:03:43.960 --> 00:03:47.879 Well, no, not yet, not yet. There are more Americans 76 00:03:47.919 --> 00:03:50.479 that are sixty five plus that are single than ever. 77 00:03:51.599 --> 00:03:52.599 Yeah, Laura is one of them. 78 00:03:54.199 --> 00:03:57.400 Apparently this Valentine's Day there's gonna be a lot of 79 00:03:57.560 --> 00:04:02.159 single sixty five plus people and oh. 80 00:04:02.080 --> 00:04:04.159 Sixty Oh yeah, of course that's not me. He was 81 00:04:04.199 --> 00:04:04.800 talking about you. 82 00:04:05.240 --> 00:04:09.039 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yea yeah yeah yeah yah yeah. Whatever. Anyway, 83 00:04:09.240 --> 00:04:12.639 so apparently there's going to be a lot of marriages 84 00:04:12.719 --> 00:04:17.199 as well this year because because they predict that people 85 00:04:17.240 --> 00:04:18.720 are going to find each other, because there's a lot 86 00:04:18.720 --> 00:04:21.519 of single silver haired foxes around. 87 00:04:21.600 --> 00:04:23.759 Why wouldn't that Why would that be special about this year? 88 00:04:23.800 --> 00:04:25.000 People are getting married every year. 89 00:04:25.079 --> 00:04:27.639 No, just because there's more of them, and so more 90 00:04:27.680 --> 00:04:28.319 singles will. 91 00:04:28.160 --> 00:04:30.120 Be there's more. There's more this year than there were 92 00:04:30.199 --> 00:04:30.680 last year. 93 00:04:31.000 --> 00:04:32.639 Did you hear about the hot air balloon thing? 94 00:04:33.040 --> 00:04:33.199 No? 95 00:04:33.399 --> 00:04:36.480 Oh my god, get this. I read this story and 96 00:04:36.519 --> 00:04:38.199 I almost did it for a news story. But my 97 00:04:38.519 --> 00:04:41.600 news director was like, he didn't know what the mile 98 00:04:41.720 --> 00:04:45.600 high club meant. What? Oh yeah, okay, you know what 99 00:04:45.600 --> 00:04:46.639 that is? Please explain. 100 00:04:47.519 --> 00:04:51.439 Mile high club membership is when you bang on in 101 00:04:51.519 --> 00:04:52.639 an airplane. 102 00:04:52.160 --> 00:04:55.360 Bathroom or in an airplane. 103 00:04:54.959 --> 00:04:56.680 Or if you're brave, like, do it in the seat. 104 00:04:56.920 --> 00:04:59.199 Yeah, that's been a private plane. You do it in 105 00:04:59.279 --> 00:05:01.439 the seat, you're in the air, in the air. 106 00:05:01.639 --> 00:05:04.800 Yeah, okay, so hot air balloon this is like a 107 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:08.040 new thing and hot air ballooning. And there we have 108 00:05:08.079 --> 00:05:12.680 it here in del Mar and Temecula two. The guy 109 00:05:12.800 --> 00:05:15.800 that runs the balloon to say, you're just meet. You 110 00:05:15.839 --> 00:05:17.360 and me are a couple, right, we go up in 111 00:05:17.360 --> 00:05:19.720 the blat. Oh it's so romantic. Oh my god, look 112 00:05:19.759 --> 00:05:21.600 at it. Look at it. Oh, look at the del 113 00:05:21.639 --> 00:05:22.839 Mar racetrack. 114 00:05:22.959 --> 00:05:25.480 Look at And then I say, I want to penetrate 115 00:05:25.519 --> 00:05:27.240 you while this guy the balloon. 116 00:05:27.360 --> 00:05:29.360 Yes, and this is what he does. He puts up 117 00:05:30.519 --> 00:05:34.800 like a shade. He puts in ear plugs and you 118 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:37.319 can do whatever you want while you're up there. And 119 00:05:37.399 --> 00:05:39.720 so now there's a mile high club in a balloon. 120 00:05:39.920 --> 00:05:41.879 I don't know if the balloon counts it. 121 00:05:42.079 --> 00:05:42.720 Sure does. 122 00:05:42.879 --> 00:05:43.879 I think that's its own thing. 123 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:46.000 No, that would be the half mile Club. 124 00:05:46.839 --> 00:05:48.959 Yeah, I know there's a there's a company in Vegas 125 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:51.800 that does it in a plane. You can charge it 126 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:53.680 like a private plane for like thirty minutes or something, 127 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:54.279 or like an hour. 128 00:05:54.839 --> 00:05:58.199 That doesn't you know what that isn't doesn't count because. 129 00:05:58.000 --> 00:06:00.199 Like if you just hay for that, you have to 130 00:06:00.199 --> 00:06:01.800 pay for the air the hot air balloon. 131 00:06:02.279 --> 00:06:04.879 True, but it's still risky. 132 00:06:05.000 --> 00:06:07.519 You can't get me to pooper pee in an airplane bathroom, 133 00:06:07.600 --> 00:06:08.319 let alone do it. 134 00:06:08.759 --> 00:06:11.720 No, why would the why would the airplane not count? 135 00:06:11.879 --> 00:06:13.240 But the hot air balloon would? 136 00:06:14.240 --> 00:06:14.319 No? 137 00:06:14.639 --> 00:06:17.480 If you're paying to actually be part of the hot 138 00:06:17.639 --> 00:06:20.759 the mile high club, like if that's the point. 139 00:06:20.720 --> 00:06:21.680 Like the hot air balloon. 140 00:06:22.279 --> 00:06:25.680 No, no, no, no, no no. I'm just saying this is 141 00:06:25.680 --> 00:06:29.439 what's happening lately on the down low. People are starting 142 00:06:29.480 --> 00:06:33.720 to hook up like that in hot air balloons because it. 143 00:06:35.800 --> 00:06:37.639 Would you Okay, am I missing. 144 00:06:37.319 --> 00:06:40.079 Here that you I'm just saying that people that that's 145 00:06:40.079 --> 00:06:41.879 what people are doing these answer a question. 146 00:06:42.319 --> 00:06:45.480 I have a lot of questions. What First of all, 147 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:48.759 it would be risky enough to do it in a 148 00:06:48.800 --> 00:06:55.199 tin can that's being hurtled through the air. Can you, yes, 149 00:06:55.319 --> 00:06:59.480 can you imagine doing that and that little basket rocking 150 00:06:59.519 --> 00:07:03.199 back and for and being can you imagine like flying 151 00:07:03.240 --> 00:07:05.399 over like a strip mall and. 152 00:07:05.800 --> 00:07:08.639 Being like leaned over the basket? Are you just slinging 153 00:07:08.680 --> 00:07:09.399 over the basket? 154 00:07:09.480 --> 00:07:12.279 I mean, I'm assuming that the pullout method would not 155 00:07:12.319 --> 00:07:13.480 be recommended for that. 156 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:15.439 I don't know. I don't know how big the basket is. 157 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:17.480 I've never been in a hot air balloon, so I 158 00:07:17.519 --> 00:07:18.360 don't It's. 159 00:07:18.120 --> 00:07:19.040 Tiny, is it. 160 00:07:19.480 --> 00:07:21.480 Yeah, they make bigger ones, I'm sure they. 161 00:07:21.639 --> 00:07:24.680 I guess for this fornicating if there's a shade that 162 00:07:24.720 --> 00:07:26.639 you can put up and you can like get the 163 00:07:26.720 --> 00:07:30.120 driver puts in ear plugs or whatnot, isn't that crazy? 164 00:07:30.160 --> 00:07:32.120 I mean, I guess like people are like, we're going 165 00:07:32.160 --> 00:07:34.680 on a hot air balloon and they're like an emphasis 166 00:07:34.720 --> 00:07:36.120 on the I. 167 00:07:36.079 --> 00:07:38.800 Mean, why not? I would see, I'm I'm a risk 168 00:07:38.839 --> 00:07:41.319 taker like that. I would do that. I would totally 169 00:07:41.399 --> 00:07:43.560 try it anyway, probably probably fall out and die. 170 00:07:43.959 --> 00:07:46.439 You don't try to find anybody on your on your 171 00:07:46.519 --> 00:07:47.439 on your dismount. 172 00:07:47.519 --> 00:07:50.120 You'd flip over the side and plummet your death. 173 00:07:50.199 --> 00:07:50.519 Totally. 174 00:07:50.600 --> 00:07:52.160 I don't think that would be a good idea. I 175 00:07:52.160 --> 00:07:53.319 don't think I would recommend that. No. 176 00:07:53.639 --> 00:07:55.839 I don't want to do that to my child first date. 177 00:07:56.079 --> 00:07:56.439 No. 178 00:07:56.439 --> 00:08:00.000 No, can you imagine like my eulogy, like or my funeral? 179 00:08:00.319 --> 00:08:02.040 That would be horrible? How did she. 180 00:08:02.079 --> 00:08:04.879 Die getting banged in a hot air balloon like. 181 00:08:06.240 --> 00:08:08.120 We're also going to get rained this week, like a 182 00:08:08.160 --> 00:08:09.800 lot of it. It's going to be the wettest storm 183 00:08:09.800 --> 00:08:11.439 of the year, which isn't saying much because we're only 184 00:08:11.439 --> 00:08:14.000 two months into the year. But it's going to rain 185 00:08:14.120 --> 00:08:21.439 all week, yeah, starting I think Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Thursday, Friday. 186 00:08:21.519 --> 00:08:24.279 That's not all week, that's three days out of seven. 187 00:08:24.560 --> 00:08:27.000 Well that's things change, you know, And you know what 188 00:08:27.079 --> 00:08:29.240 for ever changing here in San Diego, they're gonna be 189 00:08:29.240 --> 00:08:31.439 all got ready for the storm of the century and 190 00:08:31.480 --> 00:08:33.879 it's going to rain for like two seconds, just enough 191 00:08:33.879 --> 00:08:37.240 to get everybody's cars dirty. Please remember January of twenty 192 00:08:37.240 --> 00:08:39.200 twenty four when all those homes were dead. 193 00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:39.799 That's trilled. 194 00:08:39.840 --> 00:08:42.320 So the year before that where we had like a 195 00:08:42.399 --> 00:08:43.519 month straight of rain. 196 00:08:43.919 --> 00:08:49.279 So so shut up, Eric, basically shut your pile, hole, 197 00:08:49.919 --> 00:08:51.000 shut your pile. 198 00:08:51.159 --> 00:08:55.240 Stop being the devil's advocate exactly. Okay, So okay, you 199 00:08:55.320 --> 00:08:56.320 know nothing bothers me? 200 00:08:56.480 --> 00:09:00.000 So oh yes, things bother you? Oh there are there 201 00:08:59.840 --> 00:09:02.720 are a lot of things that bother you. Incompetence bothers you, 202 00:09:02.919 --> 00:09:04.840 oh yes, Ignorance bothers you. 203 00:09:04.960 --> 00:09:06.080 Yes, that does bother me. 204 00:09:06.480 --> 00:09:11.600 Entitlement, bothers you, uh, non compliance, bothering. 205 00:09:11.879 --> 00:09:16.399 The god, I really am a bastard. Yeah, there's a 206 00:09:16.399 --> 00:09:17.440 lot of things that bother me. 207 00:09:17.600 --> 00:09:20.480 By the way, I cannot breathe. I can't even breathe. 208 00:09:20.480 --> 00:09:24.159 This dress. There's a white company called I cannot no. 209 00:09:24.240 --> 00:09:26.840 It has hooks and everything. This thing is like it's 210 00:09:26.879 --> 00:09:30.440 got polls and wires and I having. 211 00:09:30.200 --> 00:09:34.200 To say I'm not a huge fan. No, I'm not 212 00:09:34.360 --> 00:09:35.360 mad about the top. 213 00:09:36.120 --> 00:09:37.559 It's a full it's a dress. 214 00:09:38.279 --> 00:09:41.000 Wait, this is part of it. No, these are just 215 00:09:41.039 --> 00:09:43.519 stalking Okay, that I'm not a fan of. 216 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:45.240 Well, I don't care. Nobody sees my SoC. 217 00:09:46.159 --> 00:09:49.639 I can see it and it's burning my eyes. Anyway, 218 00:09:50.200 --> 00:09:51.240 can you just take those off? 219 00:09:51.720 --> 00:09:54.679 One to want to be it's cold, but anyway, I 220 00:09:54.720 --> 00:09:57.799 could barely reade. All right, So before we talk about 221 00:09:57.879 --> 00:09:59.799 doing jewelry, I want to tell you my host Jeff 222 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:04.360 host chat. Okay, Now, look, I'm going to tell you 223 00:10:04.360 --> 00:10:08.200 this story, and I don't want judgment raining down on 224 00:10:08.240 --> 00:10:09.039 me immediately. 225 00:10:10.360 --> 00:10:13.039 Fine, I'll wait till Thursday when it actually does start raining. 226 00:10:14.080 --> 00:10:20.360 Okay. So I was at work, work all week. I 227 00:10:20.399 --> 00:10:25.039 worked all week, I worked all weekend, and halfway through 228 00:10:25.120 --> 00:10:29.240 the work during the weekend, I was like, I need 229 00:10:29.279 --> 00:10:32.879 a break, and so Antonio, my roommate, he's like, I'm 230 00:10:32.879 --> 00:10:37.159 going to go. He loves going and spending like a 231 00:10:37.279 --> 00:10:40.720 hundred bucks at a casino, right, and He'll give me 232 00:10:40.759 --> 00:10:43.840 a hundred bucks to play with. I'm like just to 233 00:10:43.840 --> 00:10:46.600 accompany him, and so, you know whatever, I'm like, Okay, 234 00:10:46.720 --> 00:10:49.519 you know what, I need a break. I will go yes, 235 00:10:49.759 --> 00:10:52.759 thank you, so oh no, oh no, no get that. 236 00:10:52.919 --> 00:10:56.679 No no already I'm already no, no, no, don't get irritated. 237 00:10:56.720 --> 00:10:59.720 And this is funny. So when you get your you 238 00:10:59.759 --> 00:11:03.039 get a player's club card or whatever. You get like points, 239 00:11:03.080 --> 00:11:05.519 and sometimes you can get like free food and stuff 240 00:11:05.559 --> 00:11:09.720 like that. Well, with this one card, I got a 241 00:11:09.720 --> 00:11:12.519 free meal. So while he was off doing whatever, I'm like, 242 00:11:12.679 --> 00:11:14.200 I'm hungry. I'm gonna get something to eat. But I 243 00:11:14.240 --> 00:11:17.080 wanted boba really bad. So you can only use it 244 00:11:17.120 --> 00:11:18.960 in one spot. You can't like break it up in 245 00:11:19.039 --> 00:11:21.559 between like different food places. Has to be in one 246 00:11:21.600 --> 00:11:23.440 food place. So I'm like, well, I've never had a 247 00:11:23.519 --> 00:11:29.879 Vietnamese sandwich, so I'll try this band tie button bud. 248 00:11:30.120 --> 00:11:30.320 Yeah. 249 00:11:31.039 --> 00:11:36.440 So they ran out of the fake meat because I 250 00:11:36.559 --> 00:11:39.240 got the vegetarian kind. So I said, you know what, 251 00:11:39.399 --> 00:11:41.320 just give me the beef one and put a lot 252 00:11:41.320 --> 00:11:43.159 of the hoison sauce on it, that kind of like 253 00:11:43.279 --> 00:11:47.519 sweet sauce. I love that sauce because it had some 254 00:11:47.639 --> 00:11:50.919 on there. And the guy goes, that's fine. So I wait, wait, wait, 255 00:11:51.159 --> 00:11:53.799 get my sandwich. I'm all excited. I get my boba. Yay. 256 00:11:54.159 --> 00:11:56.480 I'm all by myself. I don't even know where Antonio is. 257 00:11:56.679 --> 00:11:58.840 I have my hundred dollars. I stick it into the 258 00:11:58.879 --> 00:12:01.759 machine and I sit down. I take a big bite 259 00:12:01.799 --> 00:12:03.679 of the sandwich and I'm eating it and this guy, 260 00:12:04.080 --> 00:12:05.799 the two guys are sitting next to me. Mind you, 261 00:12:05.879 --> 00:12:08.759 I just helped my friend move, the friend who was 262 00:12:08.799 --> 00:12:12.440 living here for a while move, and so I had 263 00:12:12.480 --> 00:12:16.759 no makeup, on, a ball cap, like cargo pants, just 264 00:12:16.840 --> 00:12:20.399 not looking my best. And he's like. This guy looks 265 00:12:20.399 --> 00:12:23.159 over at me. He goes, he's losing, right. He goes, 266 00:12:23.960 --> 00:12:28.240 how old are you? Because you're hot? I'm like, okay, 267 00:12:28.279 --> 00:12:30.960 first of all, I don't think you'd think I'm hot, 268 00:12:30.960 --> 00:12:32.879 because why would you ask how old I am? Because 269 00:12:32.919 --> 00:12:35.240 that was like weird, okay, because I think that's a 270 00:12:35.279 --> 00:12:40.639 backhanded compliment and second of all, oh, geez, no, no, no, no, 271 00:12:40.759 --> 00:12:41.840 but I was nice when he's. 272 00:12:41.720 --> 00:12:44.559 Like maybe he was a millennial with a granny complex. 273 00:12:44.759 --> 00:12:45.320 No yeah. 274 00:12:45.399 --> 00:12:50.080 Then all of a sudden, water starts pouring out of 275 00:12:50.120 --> 00:12:56.279 my eyes. My start, my throat starts to constrict. I 276 00:12:56.320 --> 00:12:59.480 had taken another bite of the sandwich. It was tasting good. 277 00:12:59.519 --> 00:13:04.399 I didn't realized that the sandwich had sarracha sauce. And 278 00:13:04.440 --> 00:13:07.000 that guy didn't put extra hooison sauce on. He put 279 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:10.679 extra scaracha sauce on. And I am a I cannot 280 00:13:10.679 --> 00:13:14.919 handle any hot at all. So I am sweating, okay, 281 00:13:14.960 --> 00:13:18.399 and I literally cannot see because my eyes are so 282 00:13:18.519 --> 00:13:21.720 full of water. And I had pushed the button. I 283 00:13:21.799 --> 00:13:24.279 accidentally pushed the five dollars bet button and so the 284 00:13:24.320 --> 00:13:27.399 eighty eight eighty eight cent bet button and. 285 00:13:27.320 --> 00:13:30.919 It went bbing and I'm like looking, like trying to 286 00:13:30.919 --> 00:13:34.320 look at the screen, and I'm like, tears are like 287 00:13:34.440 --> 00:13:38.000 onto my chest, like my chest is wet, and I'm 288 00:13:38.000 --> 00:13:41.840 like and it says like, oh impressive. 289 00:13:41.600 --> 00:13:44.799 Oh big deal, mega win, mego win, And I'm like 290 00:13:44.879 --> 00:13:48.279 looking and it's like going going crazy right, and the 291 00:13:48.320 --> 00:13:51.279 guys are like, oh, man, can you blow me twenty bucks. 292 00:13:51.320 --> 00:13:53.440 I'm out of money, and I'm like, I can't even 293 00:13:53.480 --> 00:13:54.799 see how much I'm wanting. 294 00:13:56.559 --> 00:13:57.320 Didn't you didn't tell? 295 00:13:58.240 --> 00:14:00.919 No, I did. I'm like, I'm trying to keep it cool, 296 00:14:00.919 --> 00:14:04.200 but I'm obviously something is very wrong with me because 297 00:14:04.240 --> 00:14:07.320 I'm completely red. My eyes are completely red, and they're watering, 298 00:14:07.440 --> 00:14:10.960 and I'm there's water everywhere. I won five hundred bucks, 299 00:14:11.919 --> 00:14:13.399 I know, And what'd you spend it on? 300 00:14:14.080 --> 00:14:14.320 Well? 301 00:14:14.440 --> 00:14:17.720 No, no, no, no, no, very well. 302 00:14:17.480 --> 00:14:20.320 No, oh a bad and a good oh no. 303 00:14:21.200 --> 00:14:24.679 So I decided, I'm like, oh my god, this is awesome. 304 00:14:24.720 --> 00:14:25.759 This is free money. 305 00:14:25.799 --> 00:14:27.679 I'm gonna go into my game. 306 00:14:28.679 --> 00:14:30.960 So I decided this is what I did. I did 307 00:14:30.960 --> 00:14:32.840 a good thing, and I did I did a little, 308 00:14:32.879 --> 00:14:36.000 tiny bad thing. So the bad, little, tiny bad thing 309 00:14:36.159 --> 00:14:38.600 is I decided to be like, I'm going to be 310 00:14:38.840 --> 00:14:42.080 a freaking baller. I'm gonna take one hundred dollars. I'm 311 00:14:42.080 --> 00:14:44.320 gonna do like them on a penny slot. I'm going 312 00:14:44.399 --> 00:14:47.840 to do the max bet Jesus just with one hundred 313 00:14:47.840 --> 00:14:49.639 dollars and just go push it. I don't know how 314 00:14:49.639 --> 00:14:52.159 many times, twenty five times, twenty times, ten times, I 315 00:14:52.159 --> 00:14:53.639 don't know I don't know how much the bat was 316 00:14:54.080 --> 00:14:57.960 lost it in like two seconds, but you know, you 317 00:14:58.039 --> 00:15:00.360 never know. So I lost one hundreds. But I'm okay, 318 00:15:00.360 --> 00:15:02.559 that's it. I'm done. And so I sat there and 319 00:15:02.600 --> 00:15:04.919 I waited until Antonio was done, and then I went 320 00:15:05.279 --> 00:15:07.440 and I finished my work. And I was done with work. 321 00:15:07.480 --> 00:15:09.960 I went right to the bank and I deposited the 322 00:15:10.000 --> 00:15:13.759 money and I made the car No, I did do that, 323 00:15:14.039 --> 00:15:17.799 but I did make my car payments, so thank you 324 00:15:17.960 --> 00:15:21.559 very much. But it was oh my god, those you 325 00:15:21.600 --> 00:15:23.399 could have these food is no no joke. 326 00:15:23.480 --> 00:15:25.440 You could have made a car payment and bought Daddy 327 00:15:25.440 --> 00:15:29.360 dinner if you had no wasted that other one hundred dollars. 328 00:15:29.639 --> 00:15:32.360 Oh oh, daddy? Is Daddy grumpy because Daddy didn't have 329 00:15:32.399 --> 00:15:34.919 any food? Why didn't you tell. 330 00:15:34.720 --> 00:15:36.200 Me I'll have food later? 331 00:15:36.919 --> 00:15:39.399 Oh, this is going to be a fun show because 332 00:15:39.480 --> 00:15:42.759 Daddy hasn't eaten anything. Brian loves it when we call. 333 00:15:43.639 --> 00:15:45.759 Even mommy, mommy. 334 00:15:46.399 --> 00:15:47.480 Okay, so what's up with you? 335 00:15:47.840 --> 00:15:50.240 Oh god, Well, I don't know what story I should 336 00:15:50.240 --> 00:15:53.320 tell first, All right, I'll tell the one about do 337 00:15:53.360 --> 00:15:54.360 you see my hands? 338 00:15:54.720 --> 00:15:57.200 Yeah? They're all nicked, they are. Yeah, you got like 339 00:15:57.879 --> 00:16:01.120 kind of look like mine. Yeah, so it's like you 340 00:16:01.159 --> 00:16:03.399 were in a fist fight, well kind of. 341 00:16:03.279 --> 00:16:05.159 With a big bird. 342 00:16:05.799 --> 00:16:07.879 Oh no, only you were going to fight with a bird. 343 00:16:08.039 --> 00:16:11.399 Yeah, so I used to I started to be a vet, 344 00:16:11.480 --> 00:16:15.679 so I used to train the exotic birds. 345 00:16:15.960 --> 00:16:19.320 I'm sorry, real quick, Free World. We know a book 346 00:16:19.360 --> 00:16:21.840 about Eric because he'll just drop the most random stuff 347 00:16:22.039 --> 00:16:25.000 he's It annoys me to no end. 348 00:16:25.080 --> 00:16:26.240 I know, I know, I know, I don't. 349 00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:27.639 I know what you always got to keep you on 350 00:16:27.679 --> 00:16:28.200 your toes. 351 00:16:28.519 --> 00:16:31.000 My toes are broken from I'm not like Laura. 352 00:16:31.080 --> 00:16:33.759 I don't tell my whole life story like in fifteen minutes. 353 00:16:33.879 --> 00:16:36.679 No, he's he's styling somebody for the Oscars, but we don't, 354 00:16:36.720 --> 00:16:37.039 we can't. 355 00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:38.600 And then the next day he had to go clock 356 00:16:38.639 --> 00:16:41.600 in for his Sea World shift wrangling the exotic birds. 357 00:16:41.960 --> 00:16:43.240 That was years ago. 358 00:16:44.039 --> 00:16:46.039 And then he was a model, and then he was 359 00:16:46.039 --> 00:16:47.240 in the Blues Brothers movie. 360 00:16:47.600 --> 00:16:50.480 Wait, you were in the Blues Brothers movie when he 361 00:16:50.519 --> 00:16:53.799 was a kid, when I was Oh. 362 00:16:53.720 --> 00:16:55.679 Oh yeah, yeah, okay, anyway, continue. 363 00:16:55.840 --> 00:17:00.879 So I get a call from an friend and who says, 364 00:17:01.679 --> 00:17:06.480 I have a friend who was his partner died and 365 00:17:06.519 --> 00:17:10.400 he has this bird and doesn't want the bird, So 366 00:17:10.480 --> 00:17:12.559 do you want a free bird with the cage and everything? 367 00:17:12.559 --> 00:17:14.720 And I'm like, well, what kind of a bird is it? Well, 368 00:17:14.799 --> 00:17:20.000 it's a peach crusted cockatoo. And they're beautiful expense, they're 369 00:17:20.119 --> 00:17:21.680 very smart, they're very expensive. 370 00:17:21.799 --> 00:17:23.799 They're like a two year old or a three year old. Right, 371 00:17:23.880 --> 00:17:26.079 they have like the yes intelligence. 372 00:17:26.599 --> 00:17:31.480 So I call and they tell me, you know, it's 373 00:17:32.039 --> 00:17:33.359 she's forty seven. 374 00:17:33.119 --> 00:17:35.160 And I'm like, forty seven years old bird. 375 00:17:35.000 --> 00:17:37.359 And they live to be about one hundred so yeah, 376 00:17:37.400 --> 00:17:41.240 birds live like forever. Yeah, So I make an appointment 377 00:17:41.279 --> 00:17:45.559 to come over to meet her because I'm like, well I. 378 00:17:45.599 --> 00:17:48.000 Can't here the bird. Well you're the animal whisper. 379 00:17:47.680 --> 00:17:51.359 Right, And so I'm thinking if anybody can check this 380 00:17:51.400 --> 00:17:54.759 bird out. So I go and I put on a 381 00:17:54.880 --> 00:17:59.920 very thick sweatshirt with a hood so that my hands 382 00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:03.519 are protected and like my neck and my ears are protected. 383 00:18:04.039 --> 00:18:06.400 Oh, because they that beak could rip a nose off. 384 00:18:06.559 --> 00:18:10.559 So I had a macaw and they have about six 385 00:18:10.640 --> 00:18:12.599 hundred pounds of pressure in a bite. But their beaks 386 00:18:12.599 --> 00:18:14.839 are huge. They're like the size of this microphone. Right, 387 00:18:15.359 --> 00:18:17.960 it's the little one you have to worry about. Because 388 00:18:18.240 --> 00:18:20.559 when they bite, they pinch and then they twist and 389 00:18:20.599 --> 00:18:21.839 it just opens everything up. 390 00:18:21.880 --> 00:18:22.000 Oh. 391 00:18:22.680 --> 00:18:26.920 So I get there and I approach the cage and 392 00:18:26.960 --> 00:18:30.559 I'm very quiet, and I'm like, well, hello, and I 393 00:18:30.599 --> 00:18:33.720 say the bird's name, and she looks and puts her 394 00:18:33.759 --> 00:18:36.920 claw through the cage and grabs my finger. And the 395 00:18:36.960 --> 00:18:40.960 owner says, oh gosh, she doesn't do that, and he 396 00:18:41.000 --> 00:18:43.440 hadn't been able to get in there because she would 397 00:18:43.440 --> 00:18:46.200 bite him, so he said, I can just change her 398 00:18:46.200 --> 00:18:51.559 food in her water. So I say, okay, well, you 399 00:18:51.599 --> 00:18:54.000 know I'm going to take her out. So I wrap 400 00:18:54.079 --> 00:18:57.480 the I pull the sleeves down over my hand and 401 00:18:57.559 --> 00:18:59.839