Speaker 1: For the thousands and attendance in attendance and the millions watching,
watching the world this.
Speaker 2: Chick.
Speaker 3: But you say, brother breaking off the forty yard brother?
Speaker 1: Come on, Zi, but I didn't piss off.
Speaker 4: Jesus you call that a penalty number one, that's number one.
Speaker 1: It's the l a clippers boot.
Speaker 3: Shut up, you're tagging it wrong. People, I would get
it pregnant. They just called in and hangs up your mother, Tucker,
that fucking kiss me off?
Speaker 5: Are are you in a shower?
Speaker 6: Down?
Speaker 1: Totally in the shower. He's got a coke, can give me?
Speaker 5: James, stupid idiot.
Speaker 3: You're super idiot for getting so far up tight over
you're clearly why would I lie?
Speaker 1: Why at jo you're coming.
Speaker 6: Welcome to punch drunk sports wherein.
Speaker 1: You forget the words after all this time?
Speaker 3: Oh dude, it's called dramatic pause.
Speaker 5: I think we shoul where women win because we are
poor women.
Speaker 3: Women. Women Listen, women are winning.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm just gonna tell you that right now, they're winning.
Speaker 3: We just hit a comedy chaos. Nikki Glazer crushed.
Speaker 5: She become a superstar.
Speaker 1: Dude, she's a superstar. I mean, she looks amazing in
those dresses that she wears.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, like it's insane.
Speaker 1: It's not because of that, but I'm saying like that
gets people in the door. People are like who they
is and then click on it and they're like yeah.
Speaker 6: One Like I go, hey, Nikki, how many how many
Taylor Swift concerts have you been to?
Speaker 3: She goes eighteen this tour.
Speaker 5: And she said, you're probably a grand each.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is there anybody you would go?
Speaker 5: See?
Speaker 6: My prediction, My prediction, Nikki Glazer will be pregnant within
a year mark.
Speaker 5: This day, if I got anything to do with it.
Speaker 3: I know, dude, she's our age.
Speaker 4: We gotta start wearing dresses and talking about shit about
Tom Brady a little bit more.
Speaker 6: The weird way you are equal, You guys are the
same version of the male version female version of each other.
Speaker 3: You both have the same build, both have lanky, fast.
Speaker 4: Both kind of like Taylor Swift, both have no tips,
and we both love fucking brushing our teeth of cocks.
Speaker 5: We'll be right back right after this.
Speaker 3: Break right back, guys, with this special message.
Speaker 6: And then this chick, Jordan Jensen, she's great too, so uh,
I mean, she's the future.
Speaker 4: That was one of your I mean, you always have
good lineups. I'm not talking to sparagieling you about you show.
I love doing that show. But that was a fucking
smoke show of a lineup you had this week.
Speaker 6: You know what's very interesting, buddy, is Dana kept going,
we got to add somebody. I go, I don't know, man,
I just feel like this now. Full disclosure, Dana is
a huge nikky Glazer fan. She's like, we gotta get her.
We gotta be the first show back Bang came back.
It was an event, dude, it was an event.
Speaker 1: What do you mean.
Speaker 6: She's you know, she just did the Tom Brady rowe.
She just dropped her h her special like a month
or two ago. So I think she took a break.
Speaker 1: Oh no, shit, I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but she was also on I mean, she was
on Stern. She was on every podcast over that Tom
Brady thing. I'll worry out too. If you're on a
funny about her podcast.
Speaker 6: She said something really interesting about how like she was
worried it was gonna get too big, right, she goes,
She goes, are you excited about all this? She goes, no,
I think it's getting too big and you don't want
to get too big. And I think what she's referring
to to is this thing where like, if you get
big enough, people just put your name in titles and
they just say slacious shit about you, and then you
get views on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Oh baba big ba ba be b boo boo.
Speaker 6: It's oh, it's just it's this podcast coming to an end,
and then people click it because they're all pieces of shit.
Speaker 1: And that's to be fair. He is one of my
favorite comedians. Bpeep boo boo. Yeah, he's the best.
Speaker 4: I think you're talking about that fucking sweet R two
D two podcast.
Speaker 6: So yeah, dude, it is what it is. Man, excited.
I haven't told you yet. I will be dropping my podcast.
I mean, my my, I have seven dropped. I'm going
to be dropping my new special Wyatt October fifteenth.
Speaker 3: October fifteenth, the one that you just recorded.
Speaker 5: Are you doing a new one?
Speaker 3: No, the one I recorded seven months ago, saying he.
Speaker 1: Just recorded it, Jason, that was very generous of you
to say, yeah.
Speaker 4: Well still, I understand how that fucking thing happens. But
I thought, man, this guy's got special. I thought you
said you were dropping one of your podcasts. Go Thank god,
you're finally gone up a little time. Cut it down
to nine pods.
Speaker 1: You can't wait to hear covidiot finally.
Speaker 5: Hey, that's about everybody. Go listen.
Speaker 4: You want to hear some fucking covid jokes from fucking
two years ago. Go get my old special dun.
Speaker 5: You got any dates at the gates you want to plug?
I got a couple of plugs, Like I got a couple.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm gonna be in Saint Louis. I gotta get
back on the road more.
Speaker 6: I'm just so lazy and I like hanging out with
my kids. Saint Julie dot com go being skankfast in
two weeks, got uh Saint Louis coming up, or Louisville.
Go into Louisville. Very excited about that. Gonna be in
Mexico in December, Gonna be in Tampa. So I'm just excited.
Speaker 5: Guy, I'm just gonna stand up in Mexico.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm doing it at Eddie Bravo's jiu jitsu tournament.
Speaker 1: Called what's the name of it? Again?
Speaker 3: I forgot uh uh jiu Jitsu Overdose.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 3: It's five nights of jiu jitsu.
Speaker 5: That's up, dude. One night a jiu jitsu for me
is a jiu jitsu overdose. I just give you my bag.
Speaker 3: I'm so bad, I'm in my class.
Speaker 6: I'm trying so hard, dude, I am trying so hard better, right,
I am getting better, but I'm still behind.
Speaker 5: Are you still gonna get better?
Speaker 3: Everyone else gets better, So I'm always chasing them.
Speaker 1: Oh, I see.
Speaker 6: But I go to day class with the old guys,
the old guys who like it's slow.
Speaker 1: We go, we go day class.
Speaker 5: That's smart. Like when I play golf.
Speaker 4: When I play golf with like all the old timers
on Tuesday morning, play in the morning, old timers like, man,
I'm fucking I'm like, I'm playing good golf. And then
I play in the afternoon with I played with this
college girls. Shout out to my friend Ainsley, college golfer.
She's probably twenty three.
Speaker 1: She shot friends.
Speaker 3: No, Ainsley sounds true.
Speaker 5: It would make me feel a lot better if she was.
Speaker 4: But no, she shot like a seventy four and a
seventy six, And I was like, God, damn, I told
her I got missed.
Speaker 5: When you were in high school. This college fucking golf
shits the birds.
Speaker 3: Oh she's going school for golf.
Speaker 5: Yeah, full ride.
Speaker 6: My brother could have gone to college for a full ride.
I'm bowling and he didn't take it.
Speaker 5: Where where are they giving full you ta dog?
Speaker 6: Which, yeah, he could have gone full ride. Shockers, Yeah,
my brother could have been a shocker.
Speaker 4: I would have thought they only have at the Bowling
Green University. The fighting spears, they're called so many.
Speaker 6: How many days in the college does a chicken her
first shocker? At Wichita State it almost has to be
a rite of passage.
Speaker 1: It's for sure. Some sorority like it's like, did you
get your socker yet? Did you?
Speaker 6: Did you get a shocker yet? You have to have
two in the pink one in the state.
Speaker 1: It used to be not anymore. Not anymore they can't.
But they used to be, like in the early two thousands.
Speaker 6: Girls no, imagine what they had. Imagine what sorority girls
had to do in the seventies.
Speaker 5: Dude, what I had to do in the nineties.
Speaker 4: I had to get the shaker at ball State and
then there it was eleven in the pig, nine in
the steak, and I don't that's two people right there.
Speaker 6: So insane, buddy, I can't thank you for telling us
your story of survival.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know if it was survival is brave.
You're an adulterated pleasure.
Speaker 3: You're so brave back, you were so brave, dude, to.
Speaker 5: Tell you I was trying.
Speaker 4: I was trying to fish myself the other day too,
and I got my right hand stuck up in there,
so I stuck my left hand in there to try to.
Speaker 5: Jar that loose. Couldn't get either one of them out.
Speaker 4: I looked like a fucking sand crab crawling around my
fucking house. Dude, dude, you think your things are fuck?
Speaker 5: Look at this, Sam.
Speaker 4: I can't fucking do shit with this now over here
writing guys, dude.
Speaker 1: People and people wonder why this podcast hasn't blown up? Yep,
because we just spent the first minutes talking about Jason
Tebow with both fists up his asshole.
Speaker 3: I've got to make some quick.
Speaker 1: Why is it blown up yet?
Speaker 3: So there's no possibility twenty.
Speaker 5: This podcast is twenty years old. We started doing this
on a view Master. Of course, it's still come twelve
years old. It feels like a lot longer.
Speaker 1: Johnny so funny, all right, Uh, you know, it's funny.
I I'd rather talk shit and then get into sports because, uh,
I mean.
Speaker 3: Let's get into some sports, bro.
Speaker 4: I bet you here's what I want to talk about first,
because I know we've got a lot of NFL and
fantasy bullshits talk about.
Speaker 5: But let's get into this UFC coming up tomorrownight. Yeah,
what do you guys think about joy is coming out?
Speaker 1: Johnny two weeks? U. No, we'll put it because we
gotta getut before the games.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, this will be out this when this comes
out Saturday, late night, so this will probably be out
before the fucking fights. But if they don't come out
after will make our prediction. It doesn't really matter, but
late night tonight.
Speaker 4: I think this is a weak card for something so
awesome as being at the Sphere.
Speaker 5: And I think that they thought, hey, I know numbers
are low.
Speaker 4: They had to reduce a price of tickets because tickets
were They didn't even sell this thing out because tickets
are so expensive at the Sphere. And Johnny brought sent
me this interesting article Sam that goes Dana like they're
taking a bath. UFC is taking a bath with how
expensive this thing is to do, and he goes, hey,
the look at the band you too.
Speaker 5: They had forty shows to be able to spread the
cost of how expensive it is to do with this thing.
And they get one fucking fight night and there's no
way they're gonna.
Speaker 1: Put twenty MILLI it costs. They were supposed to cost
eight million, and they said, he said, the expenses ballooned
to twenty million dollars to put.
Speaker 5: They won't get that at the door.
Speaker 4: They're definitely not going to get that at the fucking
uh at the pay per views.
Speaker 5: By the way, once again, I put this out there.
Speaker 4: Anybody that hits me up and says I'm an og
fan of Punch Drunk and here's a fucking thousand dollars
on Apple pay, I'll send you a sweet fucking link
and you Yeah, a lot of people hit me up,
and I did send it to him, and I'm thinking,
you're an idiot teap you're giving these people are freebeat
every NFL game and every pay per view and every college.
Speaker 5: Game for free.
Speaker 4: So one thousand dollars Apple pay eight and I will
not only will I send you this link, I will
come to your house, will mow your launch, and I
will make the sweetest love to your wife or you,
no judgment.
Speaker 1: That's a pretty good deal. Now when you consider how
expensive Sunday ticket is, that's actually yeah, and how expensive.
Speaker 5: It is to get a fucking jiggle a fucking fly
to fucking des Moines.
Speaker 3: I out, bro, let me tell you something.
Speaker 6: T Bow has cuckoo dickis love that cuckoo dick?
Speaker 5: Wait? Wait, what is coo? I'm not saying I don't
make those cuckoo Oh.
Speaker 4: I like man because every hour my dick's has a
little fucking little birdie to come back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, mm hmm. But but yeah, did you see
that the ticket? And I'm happy. This is the good
part about this. The ticket resellers are taking a bath, dude,
because they bought these tickets at face value, which for
some of them was like a couple thousand dollars, And
now they're listed on these reselling websites like five hundred bucks.
They're gonna, yeah, fucked.
Speaker 4: If anybody needs to get a fucking dick in their ass,
it's those people that fucking get those bots and they
buy all the tickets or they buy all the air
joy and then they hit the resale market.
Speaker 5: And they fucking fuck you. Well, good for you, fucking assholes.
Speaker 1: Fuck them. I respect that, dude.
Speaker 5: I'm glad you do. Sam, thank you.
Speaker 3: I I just don't.
Speaker 5: I mean, we're seeing for why.
Speaker 1: I just want to.
Speaker 6: Know what is the expenses in this in this show,
because it's all that's automated, right.
Speaker 4: Like producing all these videos that have to be in
like fucking I'm higher than IMAX quality to be able
to fit this fucking screen. And who knows what they
keep saying. And then, by the way, they're very vague
about it. You've never seen a pay per view experience
like this. You're gonna feel like you're right in the
middle of the sphere.
Speaker 5: I doubt it. Not on my iPad, asshole. I doubt that.
I'm gonna feel like.
Speaker 4: I'm swimming underwater, you know, when I'm looking at this
thing on my fucking Apple Watch. But they really keep teasing,
Oh boy, if you've ever got a pay per view
in your life, we're literally begging you, please get this one.
Speaker 5: It sounds desperate, but they had to.
Speaker 4: It's like you have to fucking produce an entire film,
a four hour movie, because in between every fighter they
have different fucking things happening all of it, and every
single fighter had to record a special fucking like green
screen thing for their walkout. So when they're walking out,
every fighter has a special fucking thing that they had
to shoot, produce, edit, put music to, and throw it
all up on this gigantic fucking thing.
Speaker 5: I mean, it might be.
Speaker 3: Cooking about how weird this fight's gonna be.
Speaker 5: It could be awesome, it could be weird. But what
we are fighters.
Speaker 3: If you if you're sitting there and the fights on
the big screen and.
Speaker 6: You're fighting, like, are you gonna catch yourself fighting?
Speaker 1: While Devin Hester's running for a touchdown and he's looking
up at a screen se who's behind it's.
Speaker 5: Interesting, let's take a look at the replay and they
all lay on.
Speaker 1: Their back like they're on I don't think you'd be
able to see it, actually, because that thing's so big.
If you're that close to it, you're only gonna see
like his toenail or something. That that screen is so
fucking huge. I don't think you'll be able to see
any did you have you been there?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: But I've seen I watched a little documentary about the
other day, and it's like, because then they showed like
you two looking back and they I mean it's they're
just too close to it, but the expense is too
like think about it. That place ain't designed to have
a live sports event. So they got to they got
to set up all the green.
Speaker 3: Rooes, do it once and call to day.
Speaker 1: He said that, he well, he said that. He said
they'll never do it again. Never, and they go first.
Speaker 3: By next year he'll be doing it again.
Speaker 5: He'll be like live sporting event.
Speaker 1: I haven't been watching a ton of UFC. Can you
guys explain to me why why it's called Riodd Season
the Saudi thing. I know they have some Saldi money,
but what's that about. I don't understand.
Speaker 6: Sounds like that's why because it's money. Yeah, I don't know.
I've never really asked. Why don't you look that up? Johnny?
Speaker 1: I did look it up and it was kind of confusing.
I was helping you guys that watch TPT, like, okay,
let me, well, I.
Speaker 4: Guess the fucking I like, a beer at this joint
is like eighteen bucks, Like a cocktail is like forty bucks.
Speaker 5: I mean it's so expensed.
Speaker 4: I think water was eight out for a for a
glass of water at this fucking joint. And I just
saw that they are selling live cats four hundred dollars
to eat a live cat.
Speaker 3: As dude, dude, the Haitians on here just they're gonna
fight a little harder, dude, they have Haitian I hear.
Speaker 6: Dana is giving out a fight bone. It's four more cats.
If you win, you have four more cats?
Speaker 5: Are there? UFC fighters?
Speaker 1: Let me see they say, I mean, they say it's
just a sponsorship, by the way, the reat thing. But
I don't understand what is a spot. It's I guess
just promoting Sally Arabia.
Speaker 4: Uh where it's just like an ad like it's just
like a again.
Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah, I don't know. Uh, Okay, so Haitian.
Speaker 5: Uf fighters. And also I would like to know his
record and how many cats he's how.
Speaker 3: Many what's his what's his career cat purse?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: How many? How many cats has he got?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to like, okay, seem with a good record here.
It's a lot of like zero and fours.
Speaker 4: And yeah, see that's the Asians can't fight because you
know why they're so fucking hungry.
Speaker 1: What was his name, Saint Prue? Remember that guy, Oh
Vince sant Prue. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's Haitian. Yeah this
says I thought he was. He's on this list, so.
Speaker 4: Well, okay, maybe that's like me saying I'm fucking French Canadian.
I've never been to French Canada.
Speaker 1: I mean he's okay, he comes up here too. Uh.
This says he's American, but where he's probably born and hey, yeah, okay,
he was born in Florida to Haitian parents, immigrant parents.
Speaker 5: First cat eater one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't want to throw fucking kittens on
the fire, but I'm telling you what that guy, that
guy loves or even just cat food, you know what
I'm saying, it could just be cap food. What we're
seeing here is that, uh, maybe O'Malley isn't the guy
that can carry a gigantic card like this because the
rest of the car isn't that stacked.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: If this was diez uh uh uh McGregor three, I
think they're going to see a whole different thing with numbers.
This John Jones would turn to the fucking UFC and
then O'Malley's the co.
Speaker 5: Name that's gonna be.
Speaker 4: That's gonna But right now, you got O'Malley against tavars Willy,
which is a terrible name to fucking spell set, a
guy who no one can fucking spell or pronounce my name.
Speaker 5: But people see this fight and they go eighty bucks
just to march this guy.
Speaker 1: Well, fights would do that right now? I mean you
said Connor McGregor, where that exactly happening? Like what fights
would McGregor?
Speaker 6: John Jones, John John Jones would I mean John.
Speaker 1: Jones, whom.
Speaker 6: I'll do all would sell that thing out. But dude,
it's just too much money for the It's just too
much money.
Speaker 5: What do you mean what's too much money? The pay
per views?
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, no, the the the the tickets to this
thing tonight to go to it expensive, dude. It's just
it's like the NFL, like, okay, you're always I mean,
they're selling a ton of tickets, but it's get to
the point where it's too expensive to go to these games.
Speaker 4: You take you got you you let's say you and
your wife and your two kids for you and your
buddy and his kid and your kids. You got four
people going and you're taking a couple of kids to
an NFL game.
Speaker 5: You're out a thousand bucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're crazy, dude.
Speaker 4: And that's no hot dogs, no pepsis, no fucking beers,
no fucking brought. Worst that is parking, and four NFL
tickets is a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: You can get Panthers tickets for thirty bucks.
Speaker 5: You could play for the Panthers for ten.
Speaker 6: It's just unbelievable how that guy just isn't doing well.
It's mind blowing. And he's just an example again of
a guy that just needed time to sippy and learn.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe he did. Maybe he's just bad. I don't
knowing that good to that bad. Oh you know what
you called about this privately the other day, Sam, But yeah,
Bryce Song Jason. But I watched the PFF guys talk
about this, and you know they they were in on him.
They've been watching his footage since you know, he was
first started playing at Alabama and they were they were
talking about how this what you're seeing here is nowhere
in his film in college, like they never none of
this dumb shit he's doing, like because he's missing wide
open guys. He's got this thing now, h have you
ever watched Oh hell, what's the guy's he was like
a former backup quarterback. And jt O. Sullivan he's got
this great YouTube channel where he breaks down quarterback footage
every week and it's especially for new quarterbacks. It's really fascinating.
He'll just go through and break down some of their plays.
And Bryce Shunt's got this thing, dude, where and I
think it's because of how short he is. He's kind
of doing He's never he's almost always off his back
foot when he's not planting and throwing, which is what
you're supposed to, he's off his back foot kind of
like this shit and he's like jumping yeah yeah, yeah,
almost yeah, and he's kind of like he's not a
tippy toes or in the air and he's yeah, he's
just missing everybody. But his his great think too, was
supposed to be his mind. He was supposed to be
a Brady like processor. You know, he saw the whole field.
But he's not, I mean none of that. He's not
doing any of that.
Speaker 5: Let me ask you this, Johnny, is what you were
saying and Sam backed me up on this is what right.
Speaker 1: The way up.
Speaker 5: What you were saying. If what you were saying that
Sam and I were right last year when we said
this guy might be too small to play quarterback.
Speaker 1: No, that's not what I'm saying, because I don't think
his height hasn't.
Speaker 3: Johnny say it, say it and stop.
Speaker 1: Getting I mean his height is is if But if
he was what we thought he was, like what they
said he was, you know, this elite processor who sees
the whole field, then.
Speaker 5: Maybe he can't matter. Maybe you can't see the old field.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is even when they're like taking
him out, they're doing a lot. They're moving the pocket lot,
you know, which is what Russell Wilson, it's, you know,
the tradition of it, which shorter guys. He's missing guys outs.
I mean, he's just missing. He's not accurate anymore. And
I don't know where it went. I don't know if
he got about car Remember David Carr when he came
in and he was an elite, like out of Presdent
state elite prospect. Uh And if you by the way
out of right, that's a good point. Yeah, But if
you look at his film, it's as good as anybody's.
And after that first season where he got sacked more
than anybody in history with the Texans their their first year.
I mean, he was done. He was never the same,
and I think that's what's happened to Bryce Young. He's
gotten worse almost every game he's played it. I mean,
it's just been a steady downhill trajectory. And he can't
blame the line this time. You know a lot of
people getting benefit doubt last year because the line was
terrible and they but they spent you know, tens of
millions of dollars fixing the line. And if you look
at the best rated players from last week, the top
four all offensive linemen, uh for the Panthers. So it's
not that, Yeah, I don't. I just think he's.
Speaker 5: Because he just had to tell you this.
Speaker 4: He's not a receiver that you guys have that would
scare I would think any defensive.
Speaker 1: Back the guys I mean, I mean feeling had thousand
yards last year with with Bryce Young as his quarterback,
and he.
Speaker 5: Also a thousand catches, so he had.
Speaker 1: No I mean not really because Bryce youngon have a
ton of completions. Uh. And you you look at I
mean Deontay Johnson is a solid, solid guy. He's not
Johnson's good. He's quick and he was open last week.
Anybody could throw his two interceptions both he was throwing
the open guys, you know, everybody.
Speaker 5: Could understand what the fucking Xavier Leggett was talking about.
He's solid, he.
Speaker 1: Look he looked really good. He's the best, like the
most promising young guy last year.
Speaker 5: Have you heard this guy talk?
Speaker 1: He played it on here.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I love that. But a bit
of butt again, A butt again that.
Speaker 4: Is as southern as you could fucking get. If anybody
I think would be eating cats be that guy.
Speaker 1: What do you guys think about the quarterback? Because I
was looking at a mock draft the other day and
they still have Shador Sanders going like first the first
quarterback off the board.
Speaker 6: Uh, but I don't know, by the way, I wouldn't
draft him in any way. Dude, why he said about
his line, I don't care If he's right, that's a
sign that, dude, you will you you don't get it,
it is your thing. You don't throw your teammates under
the bus.
Speaker 4: Well, I heard rumors that they're not even that Dion
and uh and uh uh and Schadre don't even ride
the team bus. What I heard that they just riding
in their own fucking separate whips to games and then
everybody else rides the bus like they're just I would say,
above the team. But that's how that ship comes across.
Speaker 1: Well, that's terrible.
Speaker 5: That's exactly how that comes across.
Speaker 1: You know. I used to do something like that.
Speaker 6: James Harden, he wouldn't he wouldn't fly with the team
because he would just want to be like after game,
fly to another city to party.
Speaker 1: He's just crazy. Yeah, he's weird.
Speaker 6: That's why Russell Westbrook went when he went to Houston.
He asked out after a season, like I gotta go.
Speaker 5: Because he didn't want to be with that cat.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Here's the latest mock draft from CBS Sports. They
a uh okay, okay, Ryan Wilson at least has Carson
Beck going first to the Giants.
Speaker 3: Who I hear the number? And who's he going to the.
Speaker 1: Giants in this day? Have he had he made up
a trade? This is what guys do when they want
their team to go at the top. But he is
a legit journalist, But uh, it's Carson Beck going to
the Giants. But I'm if any if there's any planet
where the Panthers aren't picking first. I would love to
be on it because they are the worst team in
the NFL by far.
Speaker 3: And you pull the plug you pulled. You have to
Johnny question, question, here we go.
Speaker 6: If you like Beck, what if Miami came to you
and goes are we've lost to We'll give you a
number two for young right now?
Speaker 1: Oh? A second round draftick? Yeah, but number I'll pack
his bags for him. Yeah, I'll flush him.
Speaker 5: Really for a number fucking two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course a second round pick?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: Wow, after everything, you you're gonna give up?
Speaker 1: Of course you got it, that dude, that's the number
one thing is good money after bad that sing NFL franchises.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Either listen, I don't care who you are. Either
you're winning or you're trying to ship the bed.
Speaker 1: You get one win and then you ship the bed.
Speaker 3: And ats and quarterback ship the bed.
Speaker 1: Think about all the assets that have been through the
Panthers and that the Panthers could have had Christian McCaffrey,
DJ Brian Burns. And they've traded two first round draft picks,
one of which turned into the franchise quarterback for the Bears, Williams,
and then a second round draft pick.
Speaker 6: And Johnny, I'm gonna be honest with you, Williams.
Speaker 1: The jury is still out. He didn't look great. That's
what I was saying. Last week I heard some of
the pro football focused guys talking about how he's not
an elite passer, which his highlights you only see him
throwing these great pas.
Speaker 3: On these fucking gorgeous spirals.
Speaker 5: A couple of my buddies were at that game there
season ticket holders. Shout out to Ronnie and Chris, and
they were liked.
Speaker 4: And they've been to what they've been season ticket holders
for a decade, diehard Bear fans their whole lives. They
both have more Bears jerseys than days left alive.
Speaker 5: And you open there.
Speaker 1: Four maybe a twenty days left.
Speaker 3: Man, Dude, show your friends anything that is.
Speaker 5: It's my wedding Bears jersey. Here's my fuck Bears jersey.
Speaker 4: I mean, he's got And they said it was fucking
playoff environment. And they've been to the last even when
the Bears lost to the Colts in the Super Bowl,
a Prince Super Bowl, they went to that whole playoff run.
They said that week one with Caleb and they finally
have a quarterback, it was playoff environment. And then that
guy throws for one hundred yards and fucking.
Speaker 1: He was one of the guys that had a worse
game than Bryce, like by the numbers, you know, by
the quarterback writing.
Speaker 6: And dude, the scary thing is Johnny is that Bye.
I've talked to people that said the old line for
the Bears actually grades out pretty good. He has what
is arguably the greatest wide receiving cores.
Speaker 4: I would say, inarguably, Yeah, I agree, you know, I
can kind of just say that.
Speaker 1: Really Okay, So if if he turns out to be
a bust, dude, we feel so much better.
Speaker 4: What does he do flexing? Because I agreed with you,
Sam's when it tanks up. By the way, I love
the fucking tank top. Ever since you got that tattoo,
you have just not worn his shirt.
Speaker 3: If you need is a little bit of titty. You'll
never see me with his shirt ever.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 5: He's been wearing a couple of gold chains and you
are the fucking.
Speaker 3: I need gold chains, You need.
Speaker 4: Gold chains, and you look like every guy selling fucking
uh tickets outside.
Speaker 5: Of a Dodger game.
Speaker 1: No, he's not selling tickets, did he's selling those a
bootleg t shirts? You know, yeah, dude, come on, dog
get this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, where the player's name.
Speaker 1: Is, Yeah, yeah, if he if he's a fly, if
he's a bus, that guy in Chicago Williams. I feel
so it's like it's it takes so much heat.
Speaker 3: I don't think it'll be a bus, but I think
he'll be.
Speaker 1: But if he is, if, I think it's a Sunday
because listen, dude, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: When when USC beat l s U, I was like,
that's super interesting because last year there was no chance
that was happening.
Speaker 1: None.
Speaker 6: And now you got the backup quarterback from from last
year who played in the in the in the uh
in whatever fest, uh whatever.
Speaker 3: That USC went too.
Speaker 7: And they actually he had a killer game, and I'm like, oh,
that's super interesting that the backup throws for insane you
know numbers. And then first game back they take on LSU,
which I thought, Man, USC can't catch a break.
Speaker 6: This is right out the gate. They're gonna take a
huge l with l s U. And I know LSU
isn't the l s U of like five years ago.
Speaker 5: They lost the last year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean and dude, but.
Speaker 1: Still his backup played well too, though by the way
he had three hundred yards.
Speaker 6: Jerre, I think. I mean, I've watched that, Dana. This
is how good this Williams throws a ball? Dana we
were watching. We only watched like two episodes of Hard Knocks,
but Dana was like, get in here, I go watch.
She was you have to see how this guy throws
the ball, and it was it's a gorgeous spiral. Dude,
it is a gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Which we know. One thing about Hard Knocks it hypes
you up on the team. It's about every year you.
Speaker 6: Think everybody, yeah, but Johnny, I'm sorry, Like, what was
the tina that that we came in.
Speaker 3: Here, We're like, oh, dude, they're gonna kill it.
Speaker 1: The Jets right last year?
Speaker 5: And what's the Jets?
Speaker 1: I never thought the Jets were going to be good?
Speaker 7: Well, Johnny, you can't really say that because Aaron Rodgers
gets hurt right out the gate.
Speaker 1: No, but I said that every year you think you
watched these guys and you're like, oh, they're going to
be great, and then there's any.
Speaker 6: Time, Johnny, you said that to me was Detroit and
I thought they were great and they ended up being
really good.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, they.
Speaker 2: Were I'll say this.
Speaker 4: We know, we know that there's one thing the Hard
Knocks does not, and we know the other thing that
Dana Marshall sure love black athletes.
Speaker 1: But love it's called the Hard Knocks curse. I mean
for a reason.
Speaker 6: She she gets so mad when there's not black dick
on the Dodgers.
Speaker 3: She's like, where are black athletes?
Speaker 5: And started in Japanese?
Speaker 6: Can't hear bro O Tahani's the ship dog is It's
the best. I just I just don't know if this
administration is gonna do anything but back to full administration.
Speaker 1: Let me just give you the stat real quick. Since
the series started in twenty one, fourteen teams on Hard
Knocks have failed to make the playoffs in the same years.
Speaker 5: Out of how many two thousand and one.
Speaker 1: So you do, it's like twenty something. That's more than half.
Speaker 4: That's fucking that's probably standard for the fucking you know
they're trying to guess because a lot of the teams.
Speaker 5: Here's here's what Hard Knocks likes. Three things.
Speaker 4: One, you haven't been on it ever or in a while,
so we want to they don't want to keep repeating teams.
Speaker 5: Two, you've got some franchise that's rebuilding or three a
great franchise.
Speaker 4: Two of those three have a fucking high probability of
not making the playoffs.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And also you see a lot of the
good teams don't want to have that shit distracting them.
But I think now the way it's worded in the contract,
they have to do it. Uh if it used to
not be that way, I think you.
Speaker 5: Can only turn it down three times. There's some sort
of you have a limit of how.
Speaker 4: Many times you can say no before you are forced
to do it something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Right, here's a crazy story.
Speaker 6: Do you guys hear that in total, only fans creators
made more money than the NBA players collectively, Like collectively,
only fans made more money than collectively the NBA players did.
Speaker 4: Probably one of fans people in there's fucking four hundred people.
Speaker 5: In the NBA.
Speaker 1: That's one of those stats that you're talking about, seeing
how you're talking about Sam. They're always trying to get
people to think only fans is the way to go.
That's one of those that's like, oh yeah, but then
you look at the average like you're always but it's
like it's.
Speaker 6: Literally like you know, like a couple like one hundred
of them making all the money.
Speaker 1: You're not watching UNLV surprised.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited, dude. I mean, they're playing right now.
Oh they are. They're playing Kansas.
Speaker 7: Really thought I thought it was Saturday.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's go, let's go, let's go. So Howie I
did Howie Show yesterday because.
Speaker 1: You're like, dude, they're my favorite team. I watch them
every single game.
Speaker 5: What's it to save my life?
Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
Speaker 5: I think good in football this year? Is that playbor
arguing here? And now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they are, I haven't. I mean, I'm telling you, bro,
We're gonna get quality black athletes.
Speaker 1: You think I'm kidding, Well, that's a play.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's a fun place to go. Ball State too.
By the way, ball State's fair, ladies, that we are
going to Miami, number ten in the country. I think
we're a ninety seven point underdog. And you know what,
I like the over on.
Speaker 1: That, dude.
Speaker 3: We were. We were a forty point overdog. Overdogs, overdog.
Speaker 4: I like Superhero for kids over favorite.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 3: The Tita Doing Tito podcast, This.
Speaker 6: Podcast Finally Blowing Up is fucking cool catchphrases.
Speaker 1: Okay, so on the podcast you did yesterday instead of
this podcast.
Speaker 5: That I'll take the overdog.
Speaker 1: Glad you didn't say that on the gambling podcast you
did yesterday instead of punch drunk, that's they.
Speaker 3: Me for half an hour. You guys need me longer.
Shut up.
Speaker 1: Okay, that timeline is awfully sus.
Speaker 3: No, it's not awfully sushy. Fuck Okay, I.
Speaker 4: Miss I missed. I missed a good punk's dunk fight.
We should get Ari on here just and just let's
have arguing on the show. And then let's just all
poke the bear for fucking an hour. Just get him
really to get hold yeah, fuck you, and get him
into that fucking zone cheers for old time sake.
Speaker 5: Let's call I'm secretly call it poking the bear.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, who's the bear in this?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: Sam?
Speaker 5: Or?
Speaker 4: Okay, I say we all secretly let's go all right, man,
whenever you want to zoom in.
Speaker 5: Man, we'd like to have you on the show, just
for all timesake, you know, talk a little bit. I'm sorry,
I'm in right now. I can't be bothered with this.
I'm eating squirrel on a stick street squirrel, I can't
eat it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sam is Sam is a like way more chill
than he used to be. Honestly, I think maybe half
of the blowouts he had in the past wouldn't happen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because Ari is not here, and Ari just like
for something about Ari.
Speaker 4: It's just fucking like you know, Jiffy Popley, just shake
it over the oven and it starts popping, popping, popping.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not dude speed anymore either.
Speaker 4: Kind of health excellent point, an absolute excellent point, an
absolute excellent point.
Speaker 3: I love being sober, dude.
Speaker 1: I see all these people, it's like, oh, we all.
Speaker 5: Love you being sober.
Speaker 6: I will say, yeah, thank you, buddy, thank you. What
were we talking about before Johnny decided to question.
Speaker 3: My love of you?
Speaker 1: And you were talking about the overdog, the big overdog tonight.
Speaker 5: You were talking about, Yeah.
Speaker 3: We were forty point overdogs and we won by seventy.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: Those first couple of weeks of college football, some of
those games set there was a game the other I
think Week one, but you know, every game plays on Saturday,
but then there's like two games on Thursday, one weird
game on Friday. You know, there's a couple of those.
Somebody was up seventy to zero at halftime and then
the second half they just go, it's just continuing running
the clock. We're not you know, if you take a
time out, test time out, but no dead balls, no
fucking going out of bounce.
Speaker 5: Keep the clock going. It was such a blowout, they go,
let's let's get it. We'll bend the rules a little bit.
Speaker 6: The worst thing is, like the SEC, dude, everyone will
be like deep into their like conference playoff, you know,
like you know schedule, they're taking on bribers and I'll
know where you see Alabama take on like uh, you
know TC three, And you're like, dude, that's a community college,
Like what are we doing here?
Speaker 1: Why they should do that though, dude, because their schedules
so hard, because of their conference they can they need
like a it's not fair that all these other these
lesser conferences that get an automatic bird. Now.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I think the SEC. This is Sam's this is
Sam every year the SEC is overrated.
Speaker 5: Well now like the Big Ten that's seventy fucking teams
in the fuck. I mean you could go.
Speaker 6: I think this, I think I think this nil shit
and this twelve playoff.
Speaker 3: Uh, twelve twelve team playoffs is.
Speaker 6: Going to completely change football. I mean, it's gonna be
better for the worse, but I think the better, so
do I. I think it's gonna be so much better
than just the same Alabama Ohio thing.
Speaker 3: Clan thon that was like forever, dude.
Speaker 6: Now it's like that talent is gonna be spread over
so many teams and conferences.
Speaker 5: Well, dude, think about this. You look at that.
Speaker 4: Everybody talks about how the Pittsburgh Steelers had fleeced Denver
because they got Russell Wilson for one million for one
million dollars and then Denver's paying the thirty eight million. Yeah,
and then they get fucking uh, what's his what's his
name from the Bears, what's that Ohio state kids name?
It's also there playing justin fields, justin fields, and he's
making hardly anything. So their quarterback room is like eight
million bucks for two first fucking starters, both first round picks.
The the Texas Longhorns with Cam Herrs and Eli Manning's
fucking nephew. They make more money at Texas in nil
than all the quarterbacks for the Pittsburgh Steelers make.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1: It's changing the world, dude, It's changed in the world.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and these these coaches are like, I'm not into it.
Speaker 5: We're not We'll never fucking do it. We're not gonna fight.
Speaker 4: And I go, well, then you are just going to
be a dinosaur. No, you're the fucking farmer that says
I'm never going to use electricity.
Speaker 1: So here's the crazy thing. T Bus what Clemson?
Speaker 5: Thank you? So?
Speaker 6: Let I really think that you're going to see the
majority of these football conferences leaving the NCAAs like, why
are we uh, why are we allowing you to tell
us what to do?
Speaker 3: Get the bug out here.
Speaker 1: They don't have anything. They've lost most of their power
because most of their power is an enforcement and enforcement
of what now you know?
Speaker 6: So let me ask you something, dude, what stops that
the NFL, well, I mean the NCAA from go I
mean these college football teams, these conferences going, hey, you
could play six.
Speaker 3: Years now, you don't have to play four years. You
get six years now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, then it becomes a farce, doesn't it,
Because it's like, weren't you supposed to be going to college?
I mean isn't that the whole it's I.
Speaker 6: Mean, but we're getting out of that, dude, right, I.
Speaker 1: Don't they have like five to play five is what
they call it or something, you know, you get five.
I don't know if they still do that, but it's
like they've made it now basically where you can get
that extra year if you've for any reason. So yeah,
I don't know. Yeah, I get what you're saying. I mean,
I don't think any if they I do. Okay, So
who actually runs the playoff? Is that? Is there like
a is it like the bcsque equivalent like that runs
the playoff?
Speaker 5: I think that it is the BCS whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's not the n C double A right, No.
Speaker 4: That's some other sort of presiding whatever that fuck affiliated.
But they don't one doesn't fuck with the other. One's
regular season one. But you know, the the eventually you
hit a point where those beasts. But what do they
call it? The A people factors into the BCS. So
I don't know if the eight people say.
Speaker 1: The college Football Playoff is what it's called the and
they have a board of managers and I'm.
Speaker 4: Just, oh, I bet that's a fun bunch of fucking people.
Huh yeah, I bet there's a bunch of women and
black people on that fucking board, you think, Or is
it just a bunch of sixty year old white fucking assholes?
Speaker 1: Hey, so, did you guys see uh so the other
day on Instagram? Uh, Shannon Sharp? Did you see this?
Because I got it right here? Okay, joke about it back,
I have some thoughts. I've heard it here all right?
Speaker 4: Uh this is the actual CP.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is it I downloaded in case they tried
to ali it. Uh. But so this he went live
on Instagram and.
Speaker 5: And he didn't know he accidentally went live.
Speaker 1: Like that's what he says, That's what everybody says. Uh,
I mean, that's what he's claiming.
Speaker 5: Black dialed up an actual booty call.
Speaker 1: But you can see his arm there, And now you
got to decide is he is he starting this and
then sitting down the phone or is.
Speaker 5: This that's not his arm?
Speaker 1: No, it is, see and then now did he just
it looks like he sat that down right his hand.
He saw his fingers right there, so he must not
have known.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: You can hear him asking like this, my ass I
might run here.
Speaker 5: This is legit.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll play the clip where he owns
it the next day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and everyone's like yo, yo, look at that. Comments
are awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah here, I'm gonna run. Now, four thousand people live watching.
Speaker 5: I can't believe nobody hit me up, and you gotta get.
Speaker 1: What Look now, okay, now I guess this is the
person recording it. Who turned Did you see that? The
person record it? Was like, shit, I'm at work. I
don't want anybody to hear this. He turns the volume down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's so obvious what's happening here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's with a friend.
Speaker 3: Dude, you know what this is about, or you can
hear it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, this is so obvious that he's heard thinks
he's gay, and this is him.
Speaker 3: Do you turn down the volume on it?
Speaker 1: Well, now that's not that's the person recording the volumes.
I thought that originally too, But that's actually the person
who recorded this. That's there.
Speaker 6: Oh you're saying that she recorded it on him and
he knows what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: This is a this is the live stream. Somebody on
their Instagram recorded this. He's live streaming this and somebody
else recorded it.
Speaker 5: Well my question.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is when you see the volume
thing pop up, because at first I thought, oh, he's
turned down the volume. That's him doing that, but it's not.
It's the person who recorded it, who could just be
anybody who's there.
Speaker 5: They scream shot, yeah, yeah, right, So that's him turning
his own volume.
Speaker 1: So it goes on like that. He's like, is this
Whose ass is this? And she's like, it's the ass
shaying it. It's your ass.
Speaker 4: And you know it's him because he sounds like he
has marbles in his mouth every time he talks.
Speaker 1: And so he the next day and I, dude, Sam,
I feel I think you're probably right about this. The
next day he comes out and is uh and says this,
let me pull this up. Hold on, why don't you
just let me copy it?
Speaker 4: So he just make sure I have this right. What
happens here is he's getting ready to fucking have sex
with this girl whoever whatever good for her, and then
he pulls his phone out here, let me give you
his phone, bitch. And then when he does that, he
accidentally starts Instagram live and it's just recording the.
Speaker 5: Floor, but we hear him fucking tapping.
Speaker 1: Ass correct that's what I up in the Yeah, and
then hilarious, isn't that hilarious? Here is now here is
his Uh, he's trying to do some damage control.
Speaker 5: It would be funny if that was Dave. Girls.
Speaker 6: I love that damage control. He's trying to do some
damage control. Yeah, yeah, hear me. Make this chick come
so all right here this.
Speaker 8: I mean, y'all thought, I real doubt.
Speaker 5: Hey, whatever she wants to be.
Speaker 1: OK's have this thing now where it goes automatically to
the next video.
Speaker 8: Yeah, me being healthy at the male. I mean, y'all
thought I would bull drive?
Speaker 1: Yeah all was gay? No real doubt. Hey, I love
listening to black people talk.
Speaker 3: Well, I could do it. I could listen to black
people talk all day.
Speaker 5: I mean, he didn't do anything illegal. I mean, I
mean it's embarrassing.
Speaker 3: I So the word is the word is love.
Speaker 6: That Paul Pierce is mad because he got fired because
he was at a fundraiser where they had strippers walking around,
and he's like, man, this double standard.
Speaker 1: I mean it's a double Yeah, totally of course it is.
Speaker 7: But now so what I think Listen, dude, are you
telling me?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 6: Are you telling me you think ESPN is showing preferential
treatment to a gay black man. That hell, what you're saying, Johnny.
Speaker 1: He is higher on your what is it? What do
you call it? Sam Lee? My impression? Man? Yeah, yeah,
you're checking two.
Speaker 3: Out of the four, dude, two out of the four.
Speaker 1: Black man just doesn't cut it anymore. There was a time.
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, he's owning it is my bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, data, that's a good way to kind of be like, yeah,
am I just listening to this?
Speaker 3: Oh people sound like gay sex.
Speaker 4: That happened to me because people remember when people use
the stuff as many people as they could into a
phone booth.
Speaker 5: Way back in the day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I accidentally had that video leaked where I was
seeing how many cocks I can jam in my mouth,
and then I was like.
Speaker 5: Oh, he's gay. I'm just trying to set a world
record on cox him.
Speaker 1: I mean, if that's gay, wait, what fisting is gay?
You know? Taking in the face is that gay?
Speaker 6: No, dude, It's like I was telling Jeff Garland on stage,
it's only gay if you get topped.
Speaker 1: That's what those guys in prison think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's only gay.
Speaker 1: That's prison life.
Speaker 3: Jeff Garlic goes, how do.
Speaker 1: You know this?
Speaker 6: I go the streets are talking, Oh, there is.
Speaker 3: A very nice guy.
Speaker 6: It's very surprising because he is that Hollywood elite right
where he's.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, but he's been, he's been, He's already been
through the other side of the well.
Speaker 6: He was nice way before that took. I was just
somebody's anyone successful didn't like me, so I was like, whatever, dude, you.
Speaker 4: Know yeah, but I will say, it's easy to be
nice to a guy that's booking you for a fucking
nice sweet fucking mayin roam gigs before.
Speaker 3: He's always really nice. I don't know, he's just a
nice guy. He's shockingly nice. I musta say that.
Speaker 4: Give us your top ten comedians that you think are
not nice.
Speaker 3: But you know what else is super nice And he's
the opposite of the question. Yeah, he will play very
nice guy.
Speaker 4: David Spade is such a fucking nice guy.
Speaker 6: Like he is on the verge of being famous for
too long. It's very hard does that interact with normal
people like John Lovets. If you ever meet John Lovetz,
he's been famous too long. He can't interact with people
like he's always like looking through you.
Speaker 3: You're like, Okay, you're a little crazy.
Speaker 5: I have a funny loved story. Remember when we used
to do punch on any Way, that's.
Speaker 3: The best funny thing about Love It's is your funny story.
Speaker 5: It's a weird way to interrupt something for absolutely nothing.
There have a good story.
Speaker 4: Hey, that story was gonna be good and it's still
probably gonna be good.
Speaker 5: Go ahead, I'll let you talk now.
Speaker 4: When we were recording at Love It's uh and we
would always get there like early and like that.
Speaker 5: So I was there first waiting for you guys to
show up.
Speaker 4: The studio was still either locked or somebody else was
doing a podcast, and that was on the upper floor.
Speaker 5: I'm standing up and you know, Love It's office.
Speaker 1: The story, This story is really good, Jason, this is
the story. Boy. I'm so happy about the story. It's
really good.
Speaker 5: Thank you for also interrupting this.
Speaker 4: So Love It is off the Johnny de Burn just
go back on your phone, Sham Dee Burn and Dead's
office was up there the minute you start talking to
grab his phone, Deep Burn and Debat's office. So all
those offices are up there right by the podcast studio,
not Deep Burning, Debt Okayed by Sam that is.
Speaker 5: That's a low in mind. You know what, fuck this story,
let's talk.
Speaker 1: It's a little NBA tell the story.
Speaker 5: Sorry, dude.
Speaker 4: So, uh, the podcast studio is close and waiting for
it to open, and I'm just standing up there. You know,
you can just look down on the stage from way
up there. So I'm just standing looking around at the club,
waiting for you guys.
Speaker 5: Love.
Speaker 4: It's comes out of his office and he's also looking
down at the thing, and I'm kind of standing next
to each other and he turns to me and he goes.
Speaker 5: One day, this all all be yours. I'm sorry, I
thought you were someone else.
Speaker 1: That's so funny, hilarious.
Speaker 5: And he's also a very nice guy, very nice.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about it real quick? Like this good life?
Speaker 5: What do you think does he have to retire?
Speaker 1: He's got Why Why isn't he wearing that big fluffy
helmet that they're allowed wearing.
Speaker 4: That's the first thing I thought. You know, there's five
or people that are wearing it right now. If there's
anybody in the fucking NFL that needs to be wearing
a fucking uh my pillow guy on his fucking head,
it's that guy.
Speaker 3: He should look like big helmet from Spaceballs.
Speaker 5: Dark helmet.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, dark helmet, just the great helmet possible.
Speaker 5: I won't be beat.
Speaker 4: He should have one of those mattress sponsors around his
fucking head. No shit, man, I mean, if there's ever
anybody and he has those concussions, that are.
Speaker 5: Fucking girlfriend's fucking dildo. That's your button plug.
Speaker 1: That's mine.
Speaker 5: Actually, oh, that's your butt ploye.
Speaker 1: This is my side of the bed.
Speaker 5: No that makes sense. Action figures over there. He needs.
Speaker 4: I mean, first of all, he's gonna have to go
on the IR. This guy can't play for four weeks.
His concussions are always just scary, Like if you ever
see somebody have a stroke or a heart attack in
front of you and it kind of traumatizes you because
you're like, Dan, I was fucking scared me.
Speaker 5: Man, I'm glad you're okay.
Speaker 4: You see his fucking concussions on tvnis arms are all
fucking going nuts and you go.
Speaker 5: Oh no, not again. And also, why are you playing
like that? If there's anybody that should be sliding with
a mattress on their head, it's that guy.
Speaker 3: And how crazy is it that Devin Hamlin is the
guy that knocks him out.
Speaker 5: Damar Hamlin Toamar, his name is Damar Hamlin.
Speaker 3: See now we're even, dude, Now we're even.
Speaker 5: We're even. Yeah, eight thousand to one.
Speaker 1: So I mean, now, the Panthers have had two great
middle linebackers careers ended by and I'm talking about all
the time, guys like for the Panther Hamlet, they by
by a concussion. Dan Morgan, one of the he was
one of the great the NFL, right, and then Luke Keickley,
who was the best linebacker in the NFL.
Speaker 5: Throwback white linebackers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, if a white guy is is
quitting because because Bill Romanowski played like twenty years with.
Speaker 5: Same thing with Brooking noodle looking the same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now, if white guys are starting to retire early
because of concussion, you got you gotta, you gotta call
it quits.
Speaker 4: Because now they just re upped on his contract and
like one hundred and sixty four million of it.
Speaker 5: I think I just read today on Pro Football Talk guaranteed.
Speaker 4: It's not injury guaranteed, so and and I, which is
pretty smart for them to be, like this.
Speaker 5: Guy's fucking course, dude, he got concussion brushing his teeth.
Speaker 1: Slide. Slide.
Speaker 5: I mean, dude, you slide. It's the first down and.
Speaker 3: You look like that of a hit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but they get worse and worse and worse. Pretty sill.
Speaker 1: I'm with you.
Speaker 6: It's like, dude, you're it's like when you chuckle. Deell
was fighting and just the smallest thing on his chin.
He just he was knocked out because his chin is fucked,
was dented. Your head is dented, Dude.
Speaker 1: He's done.
Speaker 5: I was at a at a chuckle with Dell fight
in Vegas.
Speaker 4: I think you're with me, Sam, And he comes out
and you know when you like get to the ring
and they fucking put the fucking vasoline on your face
and they check your mouth piece. His guy put put
his vasoline on his eyebrows.
Speaker 5: He fucking knocked him out for the fight.
Speaker 4: Ko oh oh, like fucking these seats cost us so
much money.
Speaker 5: This guy gets chaoed by the vasoline.
Speaker 1: Guy, don't you think you should quit the.
Speaker 4: I do think he should. I mean, look at the
last third. That was telling my buddies we were talking
about this last name. Look at the last thirty years
of Muhammad Ali's life. Yes, that was I mean, how
much money is that gonna be do you need? I mean,
you're already a millionaire now, I know you got, you got.
You just got two hundred million dollar extension, forty million
bucks a year.
Speaker 5: Whatever. It's a lot of money.
Speaker 4: And I understand that he's got one hundred and sixty
million reasons to not retire, But boy, oh boy, what
do you sit him a whole year?
Speaker 3: Okay, question to you guys, your family they're poor.
Speaker 6: That's right, guy, right, all that they go, listen, you
have a concussion, You've had a bunch of concussions.
Speaker 3: We really don't want you to play anymore. It's your thing.
But you know, you may be mashed potatoes down the line,
but your family will have one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1: As you were saying too, here's the thing, though, he's
got seventy three million dollars, not drinks, seventy three million
dollars in career earnings.
Speaker 5: That's the thing.
Speaker 4: Now, if he's very fresh out of college and you're
a guy that's had these kind of concussions in college
and then your first year in the NFL, you get
fucking your bell wrung a bunch of times. Now, I
see what you're saying, but this is a guy that,
like Johnny says, already has made eighty million dollars. If
I gave either one of you eighty million dollars, you
would be like, I am set for life, My kids
are set. I am fucking gonna And even if you
fuck off I'm gonna fuck two million dollars off and
do something.
Speaker 1: Fuck half of it off. Just put the rest in
the bank and you're fine.
Speaker 5: That's exactly what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: So it's by the way, Adrian Peterson, I don't know
how he did over one hundred million dollars, just filed
for bankruptcy and he has all these people suing him.
Speaker 1: You don't know.
Speaker 5: These people fuck off so much, Peter Adrian.
Speaker 3: Peterson members, Oh yeah, dude, yoh.
Speaker 4: He's going through a lot of shit. I don't understand how.
But but you're this young and you already have eighty
million bucks. Yes, sure, you could have probably made another
three hundred million, but you still can just not playing football.
You have eighty million dollars. You can invest that properly
and you can make the same amount of money you
could have made in the next eight years.
Speaker 3: Seven elevens bro Just buy a bunch of seven eleven.
Speaker 1: That's how you lose. You just have stock, got fuck
and good.
Speaker 4: Nobody got me to invest in the eight twelves and
I go, that doesn't sound right, but.
Speaker 5: I go, all right, check it's one.
Speaker 1: It's one better. You know.
Speaker 5: Well that's what he was saying.
Speaker 1: I told you, he told me better.
Speaker 5: And I go, wow, you got the accent.
Speaker 3: Let's open a nine to eleven. Oh dude, bring him
back the edge.
Speaker 5: That's a good wine.
Speaker 1: Okay. So a Houston judge has ordered Minnesota Vikings running
back Adrian Peterson, former Minnesota Vikings, to turn over assets
to pay back and estimated twelve million dollars in debt.
According to Harris County court records, the judge ordered constables
and Fort Bend County they has to have constables down
there to accompany the court appointed receiver to his home
to seize assets. His house is in Missouri City. The
debt originated from a five point two million dollar loan
Peterson took out in twenty sixteen from Pennsylvania based DiAngelo
Vehicle Sales.
Speaker 5: He still got to be playing in twenty sixteen. Oh cars,
is that what it was? It?
Speaker 1: Says Di Angelo vehicle sales. In twenty twenty one, a
New York court awarded DiAngelo vehicle sales nearly nine million
dollars with a post judgment interest rate of nine percent. Yeah,
so okay, So I guess was he spending millions of
dollars on one car? Is that what this is?
Speaker 4: I don't That's again, I don't get how these fucking
guys are blown, you know, blowing through so much fucking money.
I mean, I guess I just can't relate to it. Yeah,
I had an eight dollar Brotworths the other day, almost
fucking bankrupty, but it was pretty delicious.
Speaker 5: I'd do it again if I had eight bucks.
Speaker 1: Well, he don't feel too guilty spending money. I could
thiel how much?
Speaker 3: What was the most Adrian Peterson made in a year?
Speaker 1: And he made a hunterd mill his career earnings? Let
me see what said?
Speaker 5: Career earning?
Speaker 3: Fifty mil?
Speaker 1: Tay call that dude blew through fifty mil. Let me see?
Speaker 4: And then was taking out loans of five, ten, six
million dollars for cars, not for like, Hey man, I
need this money for an investment. I need this money
to pay off the market. I need six Bentleys.
Speaker 1: His biggest contract was his second contract with the Vikings.
Of course, six years, eighty two million average. His average
salary was fourteen point three during that and he got
a guaranteed. He got a signing bones of twelve million.
Speaker 5: That's a lot of scratch. Yeah, but I think too
it should. I mean, definitely he's gonna go on. Ir Oh.
Speaker 4: And by the way I started, I go fucking I
had a quarterback, a couple of quarterback problems in one
of my fucking nine hundred leagues, and I go, fucking,
you know what, I got Tuoa on my bench on
all these leagues. I'm gonna start Tua and all these leagues.
Give me yourself a nice little Thursday night game with
my quarterback. Lightened it up with Tyreek Hill, and he
gets a kind of I just can't get catch a
break right now. Every quarterback I start this season, something
fucking horrible happens.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, buddy, you deserve that, dude.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much, Sam, I really appreciate that. Oh, guys,
real quick, I want to get into Tyreek Hill. Two
things I don't plug. A couple of gigs, real gigs.
October fifth, oh, first of all everybody came out to
seeing me in riddles, thank you. I was fucking excellent.
It was awesome.
Speaker 5: Everybody loved it.
Speaker 1: Anybody get pregnant?
Speaker 5: No, no, well maybe I had nothing to do with it?
Speaker 1: Did you stick it in there? Oh bro?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, now new?
Speaker 4: But I at the meet and greet, I did have
like a fucking you know you can throw like a
baseball into a dunk tank. It was me ben over
and I was spreading my fucking coconut hole.
Speaker 1: I respect that.
Speaker 3: I respect that.
Speaker 6: I respect that, dude, October can respect you.
Speaker 4: October fifth, I'll be in Mackinaw, Illinois. You go to
my fucking social media and get all the details on that.
And November fifteenth, November sixteen.
Speaker 5: I'll be in Chicago. I believe I'll be at the
Den Theater. And I'll believe I will be with one
Dunk and Trussell. Oh trust uh. Middle of November we're
going to be at the Den Theater.
Speaker 3: So would not be happier for you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that'll be a blast. A couple of Chicago gigs, Well,
the fucking Mackinaw's kind of.
Speaker 3: I couldn't be happier for you, bro.
Speaker 5: Well, We're gonna fucking have some fun. So come to that.
Speaker 4: And I'm well, it's not official yet, but I'm going
to be starting at once a month at Riddles in Chicago.
They want to give me a Thursday. I don't want
to fuck with the NFL on cold nights, So we'll
see what happens with that. But I might be doing
once a month a Riddles in Chicago. Details to come
on that, so come get some of that. What do
you guys think about the Tyreek Hill arrest? What do
you guys think about that?
Speaker 9: Ship?
Speaker 6: I think first Johnny was crying. I had to talk
him down. He was so upset about America. Yes, I was,
You're right, Uh Johnny, He's like, why in this America?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, So and I know already know what Sam thinks,
so I'm going to kind of preempt it here. Uh.
Tyreek Hill did what he was legally obligated. He rolled
downs window past the documents didn't have it.
Speaker 5: You see that fucking shit on videos all the time.
You're like, here's how you handle Yeah, now they slightly.
Speaker 2: Roll it down.
Speaker 5: That is not mine.
Speaker 4: Turn turned and I don't. And it's always a white
guy on TikTok doing that ship. But I tell you what,
a black guy in a tank top going twenty miles
an hour of the speed limit in the black hour
is not going to be granted the same fucking graces
that a fucking white guy is in fucking Missouri.
Speaker 1: And people, you know, a lot of the comments I've
seen are people saying like, hey, if he had just
rolled his window all the way down, wouldn't have been
a problem. He made a mistake with that. Should should
have should have done that. But that's not he didn't.
You know, he didn't. The penalty for that is not
being treated like you're a piece of shit. Uh. The
but and the same is also true for that asshole cop,
the one guy. The rest of them do fine, they're
trying to, you know, de escalate. There's just this one
asshole cop who is roided out. He's got tat, he's
got sleeves rolled up, you know, with the whole the
motorcycle cop probably thought he could have gone.
Speaker 4: Pro Did you hear what Tyreek Hill said that the
guy kept doing was when he had him on the ground,
he kept pinching him really hard on the back of
the neck, trying to get him to do something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you can hear even at the beginning they
released a video. You can hear him at the beginning
like saying like, oh, we got him or something like that.
So like they were almost targeting this guy. Uh so, Yeah,
Now if he had have just treated it like a
normal arrest and not gotten hyped up and all, you know,
jacked out of his mind, then then it would have
been no big deal either. So both of them bear
someone to blame. But most of it I put on
the cop because they're the one with the gun.
Speaker 5: I put it on one cop.
Speaker 4: I think the other cops seemed like they did a
good job in this one cop seems like he was
I would say, used excessive force. And did you see
that at Kalais Campbell, dear friend of the show, dear
friend of mine. I have a picture of me standing
next to this guy. And he's the biggest guy I've
ever talked to in my life. Kalais Campbell, who is
like the nicest guy. He's a Man of the Year
every year for the NFL for all the things that
he does, stops and tries to de escalate the things.
It says who he is, and they wanted to take
Kalaeis Campbell and Tyreek Hill the jail, and the only
reason they didn't was because the Miami Dolphins got involved,
and the Miami Dolphins hire all these Dade County Police
officers to do security work at the stadium, so now
they have financial investments involved, you know, stake involved to
not fucking arrest him. And they go, dude, we'll fuck
hire us private security thing. We hire these cops because
we want to give cops extra work and extra money.
But if you want us to say fuck it, and
you want to take two of our best fucking players.
Speaker 5: And arrest them just to be a fucking asshole.
Speaker 1: Outside of the stadium, outside the stadium.
Speaker 5: Right outside the fucking stadium.
Speaker 4: And they go, well, this is just like the fucking
uh what you call it, the golfer Scotty Scheffler fucking thing.
No it wasn't, No, it wasn't Scotty Scheffler. By the way,
drug the guy was holding onto the fucking window. They
didn't slam him on the fucking ground and start pinching
him in the fucking neck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, you're right, this is this videos are bad.
This video, though, is like the roar sharks blot of
arrest videos because if you want to see a bad cop,
you see a bad cop. And if you want to
see a guy who deserves to be smacked around, or
you know, if you're that inclined to think that way,
you see what you want there too. It's the perfect
video to divide people. I was telling Sam that the
other day, so.
Speaker 5: That is true. That's an interesting point.
Speaker 4: But and I will say this, Kyriek Hill, I know
you're a big listener of this show. I applaud him
for how he's handled this. He said, he's got cops
that are family members. He's not trying to fucking do nothing.
He said there was one guy that he thought was excessive.
Asked him how many times he watched it. He said once.
He said, my wife and my mom have watched it
a thousand times, and every time they watch it, they
call me and tell.
Speaker 5: Me they're getting more angry.
Speaker 4: But he could have easily gone up there and just
been blowing this fucking thing up and fuck this and
fuck that, and played the race card that.
Speaker 5: By the way, this does seem like the race card
should have been played.
Speaker 3: Between Latinos and blacks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, yeah, anybody that's not fine.
Speaker 6: Not white though, right, we know that they were all Latinos.
It's not that's why it doesn't hit the same because
it's not white guys, it's Latinos doing it.
Speaker 5: Who's doing what? The cops were all Latinas. You're saying, yeah,
that'll let you were saying.
Speaker 6: Listen, here's my opinion on this. I I've heard what
you guys say. I've taken into count and I think
there's a lot to what you say.
Speaker 3: I don't change what I said.
Speaker 5: That's a refreshing change.
Speaker 6: Well, I think he I here's my old thing, dude,
I watched that video. I have crippling cop of phobia.
Cripple cripple you and in jail before I've done jail,
before i'll i'll fuck with cops. That doesn't mean I
think cops are always right. I think when cops are right,
they're right, and when they're wrong, they're fucking wrong.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's just how it has to be taken
on an individual basis.
Speaker 6: Being a cop in Miami can't be fucking easy, all right,
I'm just gonna say that right there. I think everybody
in that video was an asshole. Okay, I don't think
Tree Evans or treec E.
Speaker 1: What's his name?
Speaker 3: Tyreek Hill was an angel.
Speaker 6: Uh, the guys should have let it go once they
realized it was Hill, just not the cause of big incident.
Speaker 1: Why should he have anything to do with what? Why
would who he is have anything to do with what's
right or wrong?
Speaker 3: That's the only reason where we're talking about this.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is, but if it was nobody,
you think they would they should have done what they did.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think he was listening, that's my opinion.
Speaker 1: So you think it would have been all right to
take him out and rough him up if he had
been not been a dolphin?
Speaker 7: And then he rolled it back up and I listen, dude,
you guys don't know what it's like to be a
cop in Miami.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pull ever, guy's driving five hundred thousand dollars cars.
A lot of risk there. Probably you don't know that, dude.
You don't know who could have been anything turning into
the stadium. Okay, dude, you don't know who that is.
They know who it is. They run his leg. Wait, dude,
they see who owns the car.
Speaker 6: You don't know when the fucking super tingent window goes
back up.
Speaker 3: What's happening in there? I'm sorry, dude.
Speaker 5: I didn't put it in a back up. He had
it down, he just didn't roll it down all the.
Speaker 2: Way watched it.
Speaker 3: That's why they like open the fucking door. I said.
Speaker 6: Everybody's an asshole. But it's like, dude, I thank cops
for stupid tickets. I've got taken the court and fucking won.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, And Tyreek Hill said, here's a mistake that
I made, the heat that he made. He said, I'm
right outside of the stadium. Everybody's driving into the stadium,
and I gave him my information, gave him my thing,
and I didn't. And then I just I didn't want
to be on TMZ. I didn't want to be a
team distraction. I didn't want everybody to fucking start stopping
and making all these videos and make an entire fucking scene.
And he goes, that's what that was my mistake, and
that's where I fucked up. And that's what I respect
that he actually.
Speaker 3: Said that, And again I I I think it's hard
to be a cop.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: We see when I don't show up and do ships.
Speaker 6: San Francisco, downtown Los Angeles, parts of the Valley, New
York City. You know, it's like it's not easy thing.
It's like Johnny and I talk about all the time
abortion cops. These aren't like simple decisions, simple discussions with
simple solutions.
Speaker 1: They're just not It's very interestingly though, it's not among
the most dangerous jobs. It's not by the numbers, like.
Speaker 3: What are the most outside of Hillary Clinton's bodyguard, what
is the most dangerous?
Speaker 1: These are the top ten most dangerous in America. Logging
is number one, Fishing and hunting is number two, roofers
number three, air shark deer and flight engineers as number four,
Structured iron and structural iron and steel workers is five,
Delivery and truck drivers is six, Refuse and recyclable materials
collectors is seven, Underground mining machine operators is eight, construction
trade workers is nine, and electrical power line installers and
repairers is ten.
Speaker 5: What about grenade catcher?
Speaker 1: Let me see, this is a list of the top
twenty five. Now let me see if we get police
in this one. Roofers, garbage collectors, Like I said, ironworkers.
Speaker 3: Delivery garbage collectors, farmers, farmers, you're telling me garbage collectors
is more dangerous than.
Speaker 5: Cop absolutely lies dot com.
Speaker 1: It's thirty four per one hundred thousand workers. Is the
injury rate total deaths in twenty eighteen was thirty seven
salaries forty two thousand. Most common fatal accident is transportation incidents.
So like Carver, anything where you're on the road driving
is going to be dangerous because you're because you're exposing
yourself to risk from vehicle farmers eight, firefighting firefighting supervisors
is nine, power lineman ten, agworker eleven, crossing guard twelve,
crane operator thirteen, construction helper fourteen landscaping, highway maintenance, cement,
Mason's engine, mechanic.
Speaker 5: Super poison testing what about poison testre and.
Speaker 1: We get to police at twenty two. So there it
is right behind that ground, right behind ground maintenance worker.
Well I'm sure, I mean that's it's from the Industrial
Safety and Hygiene News. So okay, all right, legit source.
That's fine. Oh, the fatal injury rate is fourteen per
one hundred thousand.
Speaker 6: Dude, How excited is your mom with the w NBA
this season? It has to be the greatest season of
all time?
Speaker 4: Right up straight, up right now, Well went to go
watch a bunch of games with a bunch of her
fucking friends.
Speaker 3: Now she goes to the Fever games, right, No, No, that's.
Speaker 5: Too far way.
Speaker 4: But they do go and like hang out at each
other's houses and like, oh, I'm bringing the castle ball
and we can watch a bunch of fucking dykes.
Speaker 5: I can make finger rolls like Kaitlyn.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she got a Caitlyn jersey for her birthday, Like
not a jersey, but like a T shirt that you know,
it looks like a jersey but it's a T shirt.
Speaker 5: Yeah, fucking Caitlyn.
Speaker 1: Respect. Do you guys think this is the thing that
lasts passed this year, the Kaitlyn Clarkney Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah yeah, because people are getting into it. You
know who else get into it?
Speaker 4: And it is parents of daughters that aren't playing elementary basketball,
junior high basketball, high school basketball. And that's something that
you know, a father and his daughter can go do
because it's like I like basketball. Oh okay, you're into basketball. Okay,
oh this is your player. Oh let's go to games together.
And it's stuff like that that's good. That's getting people into.
Speaker 1: It, especially if you wanted to be a lesbian, your daughter,
you know, just send out there.
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna tell you this, dude. So a couple
of the girls in the w NBA started their own league,
and it's a three on three league and it's gonna
start in this winter.
Speaker 1: Is that for the straight girls? Is that why there's
only three because there's it's just the straight.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's only there's only about twelve straight chicks in
the whole league.
Speaker 1: Dude, if you say it, there are no no, for sure.
Speaker 6: It's very weird, like the narrative that was put out
that the w NBA players didn't like. I didn't like
Haylen because she's straight. But there's that Plume girl, that
hot ass chick that plays for Vegas. She was with
that Walker, the tight End. She married him and that
lasted literally two weeks. Her last name is like remember
the the Raider tight End Walker that was traded to
uh or.
Speaker 1: Wall not Kelsey Plum. I love what you have to translate?
She's hot?
Speaker 5: Do you need English to English? Dripley a little bit?
Speaker 1: Plume and Walker you know is hot?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't I think she's hot.
Speaker 1: Jason, is this an attractive person?
Speaker 3: But that's a show her.
Speaker 1: The other one right there, the first three picks to
come up.
Speaker 5: There wasn't the one you blew up.
Speaker 3: That's a bad that's the biggest one on the page.
Speaker 1: What do you want from me?
Speaker 3: I didn't blow it up? Go down to her Instagram.
Drink or no, jerk, jerk or no? Come on hot?
Speaker 1: She looks like she looks like like somebody would be
fighting Princess day.
Speaker 3: No, no pull out, Daddy's going for you.
Speaker 1: Hot is the one, the blonde from Stanford.
Speaker 3: U who's the Lakers? She's there are some hot w
n b A players.
Speaker 1: This girl what's her name?
Speaker 6: The one who looks like she's in the dog park
commercial video for the commercial with New Balance.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's cute. She's cute, cute. I need one of them.
Speaker 1: I mean that other one was like a troll compared
to come on, dude, you throw that?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 3: Her boyfriend is like, yeah, dude, I got how tall
is He's like six four?
Speaker 4: She's tall, basketball player. But she has a look on
her face like somebody farting around her all the time.
Speaker 3: But in hot hot, oh god, Hot.
Speaker 5: Lemon party, Hot Lemon party, dot org.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you're about to write that, Johnny. Johnny,
you're so silly.
Speaker 1: What do you want me to put in? You keep
saying hot players? He wants you to put in hot Okay,
see what I see both your hands while I'm doing
this too, Sam, No, I'm going to bro would.
Speaker 3: She's definitely like Skyler Skyler something.
Speaker 1: She's hot.
Speaker 5: She is hot.
Speaker 1: She has played for Notre Dame.
Speaker 5: Yeah, trust me, I hear about No, she's not that.
Speaker 1: She's not down, go.
Speaker 3: Down, you know, I think it's hot. It's like the
chick who is like like, so this chick go down
this she's like six ten dude.
Speaker 5: That girl's cute right there? Who's that one?
Speaker 1: This one? Yeah, it looks like she's not playing w
NBA though, right she's not.
Speaker 3: She's She's like, why am I here? I'm too hot?
Speaker 1: I have to start an only fans? All right? This
is this is getting in. It's pretty great. S Yeah,
this is Sam is trying not to. He's been trying
not to. He's trying to quit porn, you know, Jason.
Speaker 3: So now it's not going well at all.
Speaker 4: Johnny put in white girl gets what's coming to her?
I think there's at NBA.
Speaker 1: I got, I got that bookmarked, so that's not going
to be bad.
Speaker 5: There's no way this goes bad.
Speaker 1: What you got?
Speaker 4: Speaking of fucking girl getting what's coming to her, Deshaun
Watson does it again. First of all, he couldn't be
playing worse since all of this happened and a seventy
seventy person trade to get this guy.
Speaker 6: Dude, dude, I would doubt if the Cavs are behind it.
I mean the the Browns are behind this, this new allegation.
Speaker 5: That's an interesting that's an interesting idea.
Speaker 1: But they go when the Panthers be more fucked because
they also wanted to Shawn if they had done the
Dashaun thing. Would they be more fucked if they had
done that instead of Bryce? You think what's worse what
we did with Bryce? Yeah, I think it's worse.
Speaker 3: I think it would be worse because his contract is
so much bigger.
Speaker 5: Sam's right, at least you got you got this kid
on a rookie contract.
Speaker 4: They gave him the fucking keys to the fucking city
of Cleveland, which, by the way, is just one key.
Speaker 3: It openly all by the way, Cleveland is underrated. It's
a great town. Those ships will have your baby.
Speaker 5: Cincinnati to Ohio's behind.
Speaker 1: It's funny whenever Sam talks about how like if he
likes the city or not, He's like, oh dude, love Indianapolis.
Oh yeah, those girls man corn fed. You know, they'll
have your.
Speaker 5: Baby always, They'll always.
Speaker 3: My favorite cities are the ones where they'll have your baby.
Speaker 5: Watch it, Sam, what do you think? What do you
think about Houston?
Speaker 3: Houston's got problem right now, guys, black chicks.
Speaker 1: That's what he thinks. Women.
Speaker 6: But they have a real problem with STDs right now.
Like it's out of control about that because I saw
some TikTok on it.
Speaker 1: You saw a TikTok of your dick going to the.
Speaker 6: Johnny seriously, Manam was like really and nobody enjoyed that.
Speaker 5: I was watching tick talk bro. I don't watch porn,
but I do have it.
Speaker 1: That was not cool.
Speaker 3: I didn't enjoy that conversation, Sorry, Johnny. Not cool.
Speaker 1: Mmm.
Speaker 5: I think Sean Watson is buck just bob.
Speaker 1: If he was playing great, Yeah, maybe he gets away
with it. What is it?
Speaker 6: Do you think he's just mentally fucked or do you
think just that time off he got just so out
of rhythm they can't get back.
Speaker 1: I think that's it, dude, because I don't. His game
was never about like, you know, being quit, you know
what I mean, he wasn't. He's not like one of
these Tom Brady types, right, not a processor.
Speaker 5: He's an actual, like badass athlete.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like he's the best guy in college, best quarterback
ever saw in college, DeShawn Watson.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Michael Vick was both because Michael Vick came out
and he was just such an incredible athlete that he
didn't watch film, he didn't fucking study the playbook.
Speaker 5: He was just like, I'm gonna do this. Then he
went to jail because he was just skipping when weird
gives what happened with him.
Speaker 4: But then when he got out of jail and when
he was at Pittsburgh and when he was at Philadelphia,
he wasn't.
Speaker 5: Then he became a real processor and he could read defense,
And I go, where was this?
Speaker 1: Where was this?
Speaker 4: It's nothing mixing mad when you got a guy and
he fucking fucks your franchise and then he'd go somewhere
else and fucking kicks ass.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're not complaining about how he performed for
the Falcons are he was great, though, No.
Speaker 4: I'm complaining how he performed off the field for the
Falcons and how he didn't. I mean, he says it
in his fucking uh thirty for thirty or whatever the
fuck he goes. Oh yeah, man, I had fucking in
my front seat of my car was like forty DVDs
because the coaches would give me DVDs of all the
fucking scouting shit and all that, and I never watched
one of them. They were just in the front seat
of my car. I wish, I wish I did things differently,
and every Falcon fan is like, no, shit, we do too, mofucker,
we do too. But I think Dashawan is kind of
in that same kind of thing. He had has all
the physical tools, you know, then he kind of gets
hurt a little bit. Then he gets in all this trouble.
Then he can't stop having fucking white chicks put fingers
in his ass and what he's into.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, sir, he likes his butt finger.
Speaker 4: Yep, every fucking you can look it up. I'll send
you all the things. Almost every one of those twenty
women that suit him said he would always like roll
over and then they would be like, you know, fucking athletes.
They got great asses and you know, professional massage, some
massage butt those sage.
Speaker 1: You know, Sam knows, Sam knows all about you know
what you're talking about?
Speaker 3: Why am I so hard right now?
Speaker 4: He would always be letting them know, don't be afraid
to forget your fucking fingers in there. He would always
be saying that ship. And he was very well known
for like, you know, so some of the girls that were,
you know, not as professional would do it. But then
the girls that were very professionally be like, I'm so
you want me to do what?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 1: You want to do what? Now?
Speaker 3: Now here's the thing, dude, say whatever you want. When
you got one that does it right, you should stick
with her.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, dude, you get bored product.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but dude, you're playing a dangerous game. You're playing
a dangerous game.
Speaker 1: And it blew up in his face. I guarantee you
had one chick game.
Speaker 5: It blew up in her face.
Speaker 3: Deep wrist deep make him feel like the man he
wanted to. Okay, just pressing the button.
Speaker 1: In there, and he was chasing the dragon forever out He.
Speaker 3: Just chasing the dragon.
Speaker 5: Dude, chasing the dragon.
Speaker 6: You find one that fingers your butt, right, you stick
with the one that fingers your butt, right?
Speaker 5: Yepy.
Speaker 1: What if he was just like looking at what if
he was looking for bigger and bigger wrists, That's what
it was, you know, and.
Speaker 3: He maybe just like those tiny Asian wrists.
Speaker 5: Just yeah, that's what he would. He'd ask, Okay, how
long have you been massaging? And what's your ring size?
Speaker 1: It's like you ever heard that story about Ray Charles
how he would uh he couldn't you know? He would
judge women behind there. He'd grab their wrists to see
if they were fat or not, basically because he liked
to slim a woman apparently, and he would put his
hands around their wrist to see if they were attractive.
He's the opposite of that. He wants a big, needy,
fucking yeah.
Speaker 3: He wanted like a fucking lobster claws ass.
Speaker 4: Yeah that seems accurated ones. Yeah, I think Deshaun's fucks.
Get Johnny, have you've seen and I will wrap it up.
So we've already been on for ninety minutes. Uh have
you seen his wide receiver for Arizona? They call him
like t mac or something. I'm not sure his name
is never heard of the guy.
Speaker 1: He's on my fantasy team.
Speaker 5: Yah, no, Arizona wild Cats.
Speaker 1: Oh no he's not.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, I hope he's on your fantasy
team because you're a dumb motherfucker. Look at the numbers
this guy, This guy is gonna he can keep this
ship up. Is like Randy Moss. The highlights of this guy.
He had like five touchdowns in Week one, like some
crazy amount of numbers. But this dude looks incredible. Remember
when we saw Randy Moss in college and everything. We
were like, you would watch Sports Center on Saturday night.
Speaker 1: Just wait, I don't know who you're talking about now,
because I thought you're talking about Marvin Harrison Junior. Who
are you?
Speaker 4: Arizona Wildcats college team. They have a wide receiver that
just went fucking and I think they call him team
act said his name. His name is like Terrence McCarthy
or I don't know what his name is, but I
think they call him teammate McMillan.
Speaker 5: Is that is that it Terrence McMillan. Maybe it's not.
Speaker 1: It's some good dude. It's Tetoa Tataro.
Speaker 4: Okay, so he's got one of those cool nicknames because
no one can really pronounce his name, but they call
him team at Look at his fucking like the highlight
reel or whatever.
Speaker 1: Black He's not even black. He's white. Dude, He's not
half Mexican. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen him without his home out.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's Hawaiian. Yeah, he'll never make it.
Speaker 5: To Puka Nicula. Tell that to President Obamaca. Yeah, uys
said number one.
Speaker 1: Obama's not Hawaiian.
Speaker 5: What I mean, he wasn't even born on Earth.
Speaker 1: That's exactly right. Look at his junior he's six five
two twelve, big as fuck. Yeah. Now, actually, let's see
last week. Last week, Uh, I got his game logs
up here. I just wanted to look. Okay, last week
versus New Mexico, he had ten receptions for three hundred
and four yards average thirty yards or obviously a reception
with a long of seventy eight and four touchdowns.
Speaker 5: There you go, three hundred and ten yards, four touchdowns,
ten catches.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing though, against NAU and Week one, two
receptions eleven yards.
Speaker 5: That was just probably an offensive thing. But but I mean, dad,
zero drops.
Speaker 1: But that last season he only had fourteen hundred yards
like compared.
Speaker 4: To that doesn't matter. He had a fucking junior. But
I mean, maybe he fucking didn't play. Maybe it was hurt.
I've never heard of the fucking guy in my life.
And then I saw his fucking highlight reel and his
DAT like a holy shit, and you gotta see the highlights.
He is belowing by motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: Let's see what he did last year breaking tackle.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's fucking nuts. So I'm interested to see
about that game. By the way, I think Notre Dame
gets beat by Perduy this weekend. I almost went to
the game, but then I didn't.
Speaker 1: No, he played in every game last year.
Speaker 5: Oh did he Ye? Well, you told me, what do
you have? Last year?
Speaker 1: His best game though, and this he had great games
last year. One was against Arizona State he had he
went for two sixty six uh and a touchdown. And
then his second best game was in the Alamo Bowl
against Oklahoma, which they won uh. Ten receptions, one hundred
and sixty yards, no touchdowns.
Speaker 5: But I think that's maybe the game I remember.
Speaker 4: Maybe I watched him in a bowl game and then
I saw him have insane numbers in this thing, and
I think, yeah, that that guy is fucking I'm very
interested to see what he fucking does when you talk
about the Heisman.
Speaker 1: Let me see what his draft profile is, Okay, draft,
I want to see if there's anything to talk about him.
He's a definite Round one candidate and yeah, so he's
he's a guy they like.
Speaker 5: I guess, oh, okay.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know they're plugging like Arizona against whoever
the fuck this week, and uh, you know, they're just
showing highlight to him in the preview and they said,
like maybe Heisman candidates. But I'm like, this kid is
fucking But anyways, guys, anything else want to plug? Let's
get the fuck out here. I think Sam's asleep.
Speaker 3: I'm listening Sam Tripley. I'm live. Go to s triple.
Speaker 1: Dot com.
Speaker 3: I don't know what just happened there. Mother, you got
can you can?
Speaker 1: You can? You can?
Speaker 5: You we can hear you? Can you not hear us?
Just chill out, guys, your fucking headphones unpluged? Why do
you have to tell us?
Speaker 3: You guys be cool?
Speaker 1: Just be because he can't stop grabbing us. He does
his all tiny unplugs because he can't stop touching the microphone.
Speaker 3: Duck a fat one.
Speaker 1: How about that one. You just get one of these, dude,
you don't ever have to touch it again.
Speaker 3: Okay, Sam Tripli dot com.
Speaker 6: Going to be at skank Fast, going to be in Louisville,
going to be in Tampa, going to be in Mexico.
Speaker 3: Let's go, bro.
Speaker 4: That really did look like you there for a second. Guys,
my name is Jasetep and my friends come with the team,
go ahead and do it. I'd like to apologize to
Casper because we didn't do the live.
Speaker 5: Art square. He fucking pissed.
Speaker 4: He may have killed himself in a fjord or whatever
the fuck they do up there. Who really knows what
I apologize for that. A couple of gigs come up
in Chicaggle, Come get some go to fucking on my
Instagram or my MySpace or my lonely fans.
Speaker 5: No one goes there. I think you get the joke, Johnny,
what do you got?
Speaker 1: Suck my dick?
Speaker 5: There it is, guys, suck it and go falcons.
Speaker 1: Oh my guys, see, why what did I sing?
Speaker 9: The girl's my girlfriend, Every girl's my girlfriend, every good.
Speaker 1: It doesn't starting for me? How much Sam loved this song.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, special age, what did I say?
Speaker 3: Doby stop, just let it rock.
Speaker 5: These are kids for supporting.
Speaker 3: Now if you are, if you're a drunk puncher, buy.
Speaker 1: If you want to find this and buy it. It's
the Kids with Knee High Let's Get Busy as the
name of the album, and Dross my girlfriend Andy drops,
my girlfriend I made, I'm gonna make. I'm gonna put
this a vote.
Speaker 3: Should this be the new punch Drunk the