Speaker 1: Hi everyone, Tony from Ack the Movies here and today
we're talking about the original Supergirl before the new Supergirl
comes out. Why hasn't Supergirl gotten a movie in over
forty years? Is it because this one is really really bad?
Let's find out today on Hack the Movies, talking talking,
talking about tapes.
Speaker 2: Hello, Frank Tony, how are you doing?
Speaker 1: Once again we're talking about a DC Comics character.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just feel like I'm the go to guy
when we know.
Speaker 2: I'm happy you keep on calling me.
Speaker 1: Done this one. We've done pretty much all the Superman ones,
except for of course Shaquille O'Neil Steele.
Speaker 2: I got Benny Muskins for kids. I mean as well
as you would.
Speaker 1: This is a Supergirl movie, and I thought it was
important we invite a super.
Speaker 2: Girl to the show.
Speaker 1: Hello Lauren one second, So there's a super Girl coming
to the show.
Speaker 4: She's late.
Speaker 1: I thought they're much like my recent hinge match. They disappeared,
so I guess we'll just settle for Laura. Hello Lauren,
you're hearing character today, Damn girl.
Speaker 2: Scoot in a little bit more.
Speaker 1: By the way, Yes, I guess you will be in
our super Girl review. You were so excited to do.
I'm honored and you're excited to wear that suit. You said, Tony,
I'm gonna wear the suit the entire episode.
Speaker 3: That we're gonna see.
Speaker 2: G I you can take it off if you leave
the cape on.
Speaker 1: Though. Okay, Lauren doesn't wear does it own anything blue?
We learned she ordered a shirt.
Speaker 2: Way too late.
Speaker 1: By the way, you should have ordered that new logo.
You would have gotten it faster.
Speaker 3: Got this when we went to go see Superman.
Speaker 2: I appreciate.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the logo you got was the correct one
for the movie, but that one when it came in
sooner because it's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm all for this year super realo.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, do you want this one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Real quick, Laaren, what do you know about Superman?
Speaker 4: Not much?
Speaker 1: Honestly, have you ever seen a Superman movie? I'm gonna
say that said, no, you're aware of whose Superman is?
You knew that there were movies in the seventies and eighties,
Christopher Reeves reeves that they were very popular. Well, they
started waning in popularity, and one of the producers were like,
you know what, he got the rights to Supergirl, we
should do that at some point. Do you know anything
about Supergirl now, but now.
Speaker 3: You technically you still don't know anything about honestly, watching
this movie, you know nothing.
Speaker 2: Actually, I looked.
Speaker 1: Up like the original issue of Supergirl, like her very
first introduction. It's almost as dumb as this. Also, it
is also on a rock from Krypton that just happened
to survive, right, and then all the people in this
rock somehow know what's going on on Earth, even though
they made no attempt to go there, Because they're literally like,
we're gonna send you to Earth where your cousin Superman lives.
I'm like, wait, do you know he's there in the
comic too, Yeah, in the original comic Hu and then
she literally shows up. She's like, I'm your cousin. By
the way, I just know everything about you, right, Okay.
Comics were just garbage written to kids to sell ads,
reading four kids to sell ads, so they didn't put
a lot of thought back then. But I read that
and then I watched this, I'm like, son of a bitch.
It was kind of accurate and also dumb.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, They eventually, for uh, were very cool nerds when
they brought her back in two thousand and six. In
the comics because she conveniently a year after this movie
here Yo larn. A few months before this movie came out,
they canceled the supercol comics. Why is that? I guess
they weren't selling well. And then you'll never believe it.
A year after this movie came out, they killed the
original Supergirl.
Speaker 2: Did she really not come back in the comedy till
two thousand and six.
Speaker 1: So they when they rebooted the universe, they they decided
only Superman could be the last Kryptonian.
Speaker 2: So there were other super Girls. There was like got it.
Speaker 1: There was a weird alien that was like Goo who
could shape shift, and.
Speaker 2: Then Whirl showed up with the big tip power Power Girl.
Speaker 1: I got that action there. Yeah, there were like other
there were like other Supergirls, but it wasn't until two
thousand and six where like the original cousin came back
and then they simplified it where they were like she
was also on Krypton. It wasn't a weird rock from
Krypton or anything like that.
Speaker 3: I mean Argo City technically is it was like it
separated from Krypton before the explosion.
Speaker 1: Yes, I thought that was kandor Lauren would know.
Speaker 4: Was it Argo or Argo City.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go in Kandar is.
Speaker 1: The bottles shot from Krypton? Right, I don't know, you
know what.
Speaker 2: I'm sure the new movie will explain it all for us.
Speaker 4: Which I want to say.
Speaker 1: Start there somebody the new Superman.
Speaker 3: Well, it's like Batman girl, what are you?
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 3: What is she looking at that?
Speaker 2: She looks at what are you doing? I'm gonna show
the wedding right head?
Speaker 3: What I got a Batman?
Speaker 1: Oh right right? He loves showing off the Batman. We've
all seen the Batman.
Speaker 2: I like to show a little thigh on the sw Yeah.
Speaker 1: Probably showed his thigh more than any other woman on
the show. Actually women, Hey, my one leg looks as
good as that, not one.
Speaker 2: So I think we talked.
Speaker 1: When we did Superman three, which that one is. It's
not good, but it's very funny. Originally Superman three, there
was an idea where he was going to fight Brainiac
and Supergirl was going to be in it, and then
they decided not to do that, and they're like, let's
give her her own movie.
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: It was gonna be about Supergirl rescuing Superman. That was
gonna be part of the plot, and I think Brainiac
might have been in that too.
Speaker 3: And then the third one, the Bed, and they were like, hey,
well not yet, not yet.
Speaker 1: This is still the writing stage, but they want it,
reeve to make a cameo in it, which probably would
have been a good idea. I don't know if you've
seen commercials for the new one. They're making sure the
new Superman.
Speaker 2: Is in it to be like, this is related.
Speaker 3: I'm here a little scene came out when Carr first
makes the Earth and it looks fair.
Speaker 1: And uh he apparently was down but then got out
of it or there was a scheduling conflict, so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just did.
Speaker 2: He ended up.
Speaker 1: I don't think he wanted to do, to be honest, he.
Speaker 3: Was like, Superman three is shooting the bed? Why do
I want to keep on doing this? Especially what is
this script?
Speaker 1: You're right, we also learned in Superman four the only
reason he came back is because he had like creative control,
to a point he had creative control.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: They wanted Richard lesterback, the guy did Superman two and three,
but he said no, so they got the director of
Yawls two to come save the Day. Jan not Swarves.
I cannot hundreds of actresses auditioned for the role, Lauren,
do you know have any names brook Shields?
Speaker 2: And why didn't brook Shields get the part? She was
too tall apparently she was.
Speaker 1: Six foot and they were like research.
Speaker 2: To me.
Speaker 1: Moore tried out, but eventually the one producer was like, no,
we we did a good job at Reeve because he
was unknown, we should get like an unknown girl, and
they settled on Helen Slater.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was unknown before this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was only nineteen when she was in this,
and they just got this beautiful, blonde smoke show, just
gorgeous woman, not like whatever's happening.
Speaker 4: Over there, hot down here, Lauren.
Speaker 1: I had that joke in the bank for weeks. This Jesus,
we'll get him back.
Speaker 3: You can try.
Speaker 1: You guys were texting me how miserable you were doing this,
and I was just like, I got another beggar joke here.
Speaker 3: I hate it was a rough watch.
Speaker 2: Yes, Helen Slater was picked as Supergirl.
Speaker 1: She would actually come back in the Superman franchise, but
she was Lara in Smallville, which is Superman's actual mother,
and then the.
Speaker 2: Supergirl show from a while back.
Speaker 3: She was like.
Speaker 2: She was like the Earth Mom for Supergirl, like ran
like Lauren ran.
Speaker 1: For what like six The first season of the Supergirl
Show is very good and then there's like two seasons
that are just okay, no, and then it went to
ship when they give her pants and got rid of
the skirt.
Speaker 2: Stop watching season season four?
Speaker 3: When is it season four? When oh god, what's the
guy like mister Liberty or Justice or whatever? Was the
guy from the Star Wars. Yeah, I know when he
played the villain. Yeah he was. That was probably my
favorite season. He was okay but also a fantastic.
Speaker 1: My favorite was that she was great meliss of the Noise.
But the first season was like on CBS, and then
as soon as it went to the CW, Supergirl's like sister,
like adopted sister who was clearly into the male kind
of antagonists. In the first season, she became lesbian. Like
one episode in as soon as it went to c W,
She's like, and now I'm lesbian.
Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, CW didn't wait at all for that.
Speaker 3: It's also like, you know c W shows are very
soap operas. Yeah, so you know, like teenage soap operas.
So I mean, why they should have started.
Speaker 2: On CW to begin with. And I enjoyed it, even
all of the hallway conversations.
Speaker 1: The season one will always be the best because Calista
flackhart f and Malley mcfeil was in it, and she
was just a bitch to everyone.
Speaker 2: It was so that I that it was.
Speaker 1: He was just so mean to everyone, and I'm like,
this is fucking great. And then when she wasn't a
regular part of the show anymore, I'm like, yeah, you
lost it. Anyway, watching all the Arrow, yes, you can know.
There's definitely a point where you can drop off. He
was in it for the long haul. I dropped off
after a point.
Speaker 3: Nine seasons of Arrow, eight seasons of The Flash. Oh God,
so good, I think because they all they all crossover
as well. They do like a lot of crossovers. So
then they did a crisis on infinite Earths at the end.
Speaker 1: And that should have been the last one. And then
they kept going, let's not even get into Batwoman, and
that was a disaster anyway. She got by the way
three picture deal. She only got paid seventy five thousand.
She was an unknown. That's sad, so uh. Selena, the
Evil Witch. Selena played by Faye Dunaway, who everyone hated.
Speaker 2: She was a huge diva.
Speaker 1: She would show up late and make a bunch of demands.
And this has been like corroborated by other people because
originally he was the guy who plays Nigel was the most.
Speaker 2: Vocal, like I hate her, she sucks.
Speaker 1: And then eventually like Helen Slater and the girl plays
Bianca were like, yeah, she was kind of difficult to
work with. She didn't want me in scenes because she
thought I'd take attention. She was only in her forties
and I guess she wasn't getting offered like really good
roles or roles that she wanted. I guess, but this
isn't her biggest role ever, but at the time it
was a big one, and she decided to be a bitch.
Everyone apparently was it Towering Inferno. She was in a
movie before this, and there was an actor on there
who was so fed up with her being a DV
he apparently threatened to hate her. On this set, that's
so difficult she wants to work with. She agreed to
be Selena. Do you know who they almost got to
be in this Dolly parton Baby Really wow?
Speaker 3: To be the to be the Witch, the Swortstress.
Speaker 1: She didn't want to play a witch. She insisted she'd
never play a witch. Fan for the brand, it is
kind of d come on for the Dolly parton brand.
Speaker 3: Plus was like, which is like big back then because
this woman's like not in the comics or anything.
Speaker 1: Oh, they've since in twenty seventeen, they finally put her
in the.
Speaker 3: Really Wow Wow Yeah, because none of this is Eventually,
even though.
Speaker 1: Everyone hated this movie, eventually there were enough people who
thought it was like kind of funny and they worked
some of these like the spinning ball thing was in
the first season the super Wool.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: She also doesn't have every All of her scenes were
like from her amusement park. And she's really not even
in it with Supergirl until the very end, like everything
is like being controlled from the mirror that she projects
from the shadow realm.
Speaker 1: Oh some other big actors, Peter O'Toole was in this.
The only actor they could get back from the other
movies was the guy who played Jimmy Olsen. Yeah, he
was the only one.
Speaker 3: I talked about that when we reviewed I think Superman four. Yeah,
even he was like, what am I doing here? It
doesn't have any any connection to Superman, Like they literally
just threw him in to be like, yeah, it look
same universe.
Speaker 1: Hahu. And Frank, the guy who played Ethan, did he
look familiar? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes he did.
Speaker 3: As soon as I saw him, I was like, ah, man,
I played him playing another.
Speaker 2: Guy that was Hart Bockner, who by the way, was
also in Urban Legend.
Speaker 1: To check out our review for that Heart Backer Is
Ellis and die Hard the cokehead business guy gets killed
by the terrorist.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And when we parody die Hard and made it more christmasy,
Frank played a hybrid of Ellis and Buddy the l
from L So he played a coke out but he
acted exactly like this guy from.
Speaker 3: I was a drug sniffy.
Speaker 2: So what I saw when I saw Hart Boxer in this,
I'm like, it's Frank.
Speaker 1: That was when we were doing the Diehard because we
were basically taking Diehard characters and making them christmasy. And
I'm like, who are gonna get to be Yellows? And
without even thinking, I'm like, oh, Frank, obviously there we go.
Speaker 2: Yeah die Hard.
Speaker 3: I'm just wondering what you know made him pick me?
Speaker 1: Because much like the much like the character of this movie.
Women were just obsessed with you. That's what That's what
it was. I mean it was funny that were like,
that's the most handsome man ever, Like he's all right,
he's not okay. Would you if you had ultimate power
to take over the world, would you get distracted by
this guy?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: What is the what is the point there? Like, the
point is women go crazy for the pull.
Speaker 4: They don't right this decade.
Speaker 1: Us unless someone uses a wish to make them crazy.
This is kind of like obsession. There is an obsession something,
Oh you.
Speaker 2: Need to see laurd you love obsessions.
Speaker 1: Basically the formula for horror movies now is you have
to just have someone break a stick and then it's
one of the greatest horror movies ever. Weapons and obsession
both did it, and I'm like, that's the that's the secret.
Speaker 3: It reminds me of Wonder Woman eighty four. Oh God,
don't need because like she she hypnotizes a guy.
Speaker 1: That was the second wonder One movie is very problematic.
She wishes for her dead boyfriend to comeback, but then.
Speaker 3: His soul just goes into the.
Speaker 2: Body of someone else. So she's seeing Chris Pine.
Speaker 1: But everyone seen this guy but then she has sex
with him, so was like, everyone's like, wait this keep
out at like the height of the me too movement,
Everyone's like, I think this wonder woman just took advantage
of a man who couldn't.
Speaker 3: And then at the end he leaves his body and
then he's the guy again and he's looking around like
what just happened.
Speaker 2: It's very problem. It's a little it's a little crapy.
Speaker 1: If I can't believe that one person, I can't believe
that one person would wait, this is wrong.
Speaker 3: But like that's what this kind of reminded me of,
because because then then Selena doesn't really have like a
master plan. It's kind of she just gets hooked onto
wanting this guy to fall in love.
Speaker 2: With her, and then it's like, well, wait, once you
do that, then what.
Speaker 1: Well she eventually got to take over the world plan,
but she settled on one town.
Speaker 2: First second thing. But here's the thing, So Warner.
Speaker 1: Brothers distributed all the movies before this, right, and the
producers they wanted this to be a holiday film instead
of like the summer, I think, because they thought it
had better chances. But then Superman three bomb and Warner
Brothers went to whatever you want, we want nothing to
do with it. So here's the crazy thing. They eventually
pushed it to the holl but it came out other
parts of the world during the summer.
Speaker 2: The movie was.
Speaker 1: Already on VHS in Japan, and like the studio had
to fight to make sure no American video stores were
importing the tape before the movie came out. They had
to block video stores from importing tapes from Japan.
Speaker 3: It was like, real fuck, why would they? Yeah, well, like,
what's where's the business plan there? I don't know when
I just went over and bought like a thousand copies
and came back and sold him for like a hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: They were stopping people from doing that. They're like, no,
don't do that. That's don't don't do that. But hey,
look we're gonna get into it. But I just want
you to know this. This movie was nominated for awards. Yes,
it was Razzie Awards for Worst Actor. This one's been
worst Actor. Peter O'Toole. He's in the movie for like
ten minutes. He's the old man mentor Zoltaire, and I'm like,
he's barely in the movie. You give a worse act
and he's not even the worst actor in the movie.
That's just really mean.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think all the casting was good, Like
I like, I feel like that's the best part of
this movie.
Speaker 1: Was like, oh, and worst actress she got nominated. Really
they didn't win then win.
Speaker 3: The bullshit scripted they.
Speaker 2: But yeah, should we should we get into this if
you really want to? Frank?
Speaker 4: Can I leave?
Speaker 1: No? Frank, when did you first see Supergirl last night?
And you really never even caught any of.
Speaker 3: This and then I finished it today? Yeah, because it's
not like it's not faithful to I don't know, I mean,
I I.
Speaker 1: Well, I just told you it's very faithful to that
forties fifties comics.
Speaker 2: It's very weird.
Speaker 3: It's awkward. I've caught it on TV, Like that's.
Speaker 2: What I meant.
Speaker 1: I've assumed you saw it on TV.
Speaker 3: So like in snippets, like I've never started this movie
from the beginning, like, oh god, I can't wait to
watch Supergirl. Like I'm a huge fan of comics and
I've watched all comic book movies, but for some reason,
when this one comes along and I've seen like it's
like five maybe ten minutes in the middle of somewhere.
I'm always just like, what, why would I want to
start a woman? Stop?
Speaker 2: I'm nothing like I actually really like.
Speaker 1: I have examples here. I actually like the Supergirl character.
It's cool that you have a character whose story is
like Superman, but she's old enough to like remember Krypton. Well,
that's Power Girl.
Speaker 3: That's what he likes. Power Girl's that's why he read.
Speaker 1: Have they have they covered up her tits? Of the
new comics. I won't read comics again until those bad
boys are out. So Sidney Sweeney for Power Girl, make
it happen.
Speaker 3: But I I just recently read Woman of Tomorrow.
Speaker 1: That's the one the new movies, but the movies based on.
Speaker 3: That, and it's it's fantastic. Actually, you even shed a
tear a little bit reading It's it's very It's like
I'm a big baby.
Speaker 1: If anyone would like to take Frank's place during Boys Month,
this is your invitation. I can't have men who cry.
Speaker 2: I haven't been on a Boy's Month yet, and i've
been know. You were the very first one for Cladiator.
You jerk okay once sorry.
Speaker 1: No, you're in that terrible all female Charlie's agelcis listen good?
Uh large.
Speaker 4: Sunday.
Speaker 2: Did you know this movie existed?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, So I rented this as a kid.
Speaker 1: I was in a video store in Maryland with my
grandfather and I went, wait, there's a super Girl movie
where the statue of Liberty's hand is wrong on the cover.
Speaker 2: She does need to go to New York in the movie,
doesn't know?
Speaker 3: Yes, she does every every time that she flies, even
if she's in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 2: No, it's flying through a city. It's Chicago, Chicago.
Speaker 1: It's not New York, right, but usually in the other
movies it is New York.
Speaker 2: They're in like a hick chest.
Speaker 1: So I remember ranting this as a kid, thinking it
would be really good, and then I watch it. You
know what, it's very memorable. There were parts of this
movie that I'll never forget. But I remember watching it
going I don't think that's as good as the other
Superman things I've seen. I don't want to watch it again.
I've never seen it a few times. Hunches are probably fun,
huh the rewatches? Oh, it's fun to watch now because
you're like, oh wow, I was a young kid, I
didn't know how evil women were, but now I could
watch evil women?
Speaker 4: Are men make us evil?
Speaker 1: This is a chicken in the egg scenario one day,
it's a debate that will go on.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I'll just send it there.
Speaker 1: Okay, movie notes, let's get into it. Supergirl fun.
Speaker 2: I have it here.
Speaker 1: Not the worst Superman movie credits. They got some the
cool names coming out. They're all silver. Apparently that costs
a million dollars to do that credits. What I don't know.
Speaker 3: Why isn't it just the same thing from like Superman?
Speaker 1: No, No, they're a little different. It's better than Superman three,
where it's just the text at the bottom of the screen.
Speaker 4: Thing.
Speaker 1: It looks like cut to an ice crystal on an asteroid,
which is Argo City, which is in inner space, not
outer space. I I guess this blew off a Krypton
and they went into inner space.
Speaker 3: That's what I thought.
Speaker 4: I thought that it was like, yeah, it's so confusing
the beginning.
Speaker 2: It's very confusing. It's a cool set.
Speaker 1: I wonder they built this all in like Pinewood series,
like built like a giant set for not that long
of a sequence, and I'm like, holy.
Speaker 3: Shit, plastic for windows.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, this set like inside was cool. When we
get to the protective window prob.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the way that they built it. Yeah, sure,
but like actually for like that universe, like wait a minute,
that why that's what's stopping you from outer space?
Speaker 2: I guess so.
Speaker 1: But Uka is walking around, uh, the Skryptonian city, and
she sees Zultaiir Sultan Sultan Sultan Sultan Zultair who's making
a tree with the with his wand and the Omega Heedron,
which is the power cell that yeah, that powers the
whole city, and almost like he's like, I stole it
from the council and I'm using it for experiments. And
even Car is like should be doing that.
Speaker 3: Walking around with you know, the only power source our
whole entire town in the middle of fucking space. Yeah, language,
and he's using he's like using it to make stuff,
and he's just like I hate it here in inner space.
Speaker 1: And he's like, I'm gonna go travel maybe to Earth.
And then Car goes, oh, where my cousin is. I'm like, wait,
have you met Superman? Like wait, why are none of
you going he was a baby. None of you thought
to help this little baby out for years.
Speaker 2: Why why are we even still here? Why don't we
all head to Earth?
Speaker 1: That's the thing. There's one thing that they can go
to Earth, and no one has decided to get into it.
Speaker 3: And he's gonna take it for a trip. Maybe go
two to you know, two people at a time. Someone
drives there and drop someone off, comes on back, and
you could do that.
Speaker 2: But you're telling me, you're telling me.
Speaker 1: All these people are sitting there, they're like, wait, you're
saying if we go to this planet we all get superpowers,
and no one went.
Speaker 2: Let's go there right now.
Speaker 1: We have limited resources here, we're gonna die, but we
can be like super people. Why the fuck are we
not there right now?
Speaker 3: Why don't we Why don't we build We obviously have
time to build another rocket.
Speaker 1: Ship, but let's get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, he explains the whole inner space thing, shows
him the dumb ball. Uh. And then he has that
reef that he turns into a tree. He says it's
a tree, but it's not. It's a tree anyway. Uh,
crazy ass. Mia Pharaoh shows up shocking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw her name come up. I was like, oh,
I didn't know she was in I forgot it's really not.
Speaker 1: I'm like, was she the witch? Who is Mia Pharaoh
in this? And I'm like, oh, she's Car's mom. For
five seconds.
Speaker 3: Second, I thought she'd at least come back at the end, which, yeah,
when we get there, we never see her again.
Speaker 1: But yeah, she's young. It's Altair, so like it's altair.
Speaker 2: Don't leave. The Sultaire like, don't leave.
Speaker 1: He's like, nah, I want to go explore. I'm like,
shouldn't you guys be going to other planets? You're dying,
your planet blew up, and.
Speaker 2: You're just like casually talking about I might just go
on vacation. He's like, I might go to Venus.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, Like Venus, I guess we'll survive
because the yellow sun, but it kind of sucks there.
There's nothing there.
Speaker 3: This guy. So when when this scene first hit, I
was like, this guy's the big guy because I've never
seen the movie, so I didn't really know, like who
like the big you know?
Speaker 1: And also you're like, Peter O'Toole is a big actor.
Clearly he must be the bad guy like Gene Hackman
or something.
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, this guy's a big guy, he's
already like plotting shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why he's messing with the energy ball in
the beginning, because I was like, oh, yeah, like this
guy's gonna mess.
Speaker 2: With it and they're all gonna die.
Speaker 3: And no, I didn't go the way I wanted it
to go.
Speaker 1: So he's he's talking to whatever Supergirl's mom's name is,
and meanwhile Supergirl's got the one and she's making a dragonfly.
But then he kicks the ball over to her so
she'll hide it. And then by the way, awkward frameman
of her like spread eagle with the ball and it
stick together.
Speaker 2: And I was like, ah, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 3: He also didn't need That's why I was like, oh, dude,
he knows that she's going to mess something up, and
he's doing it on purpose because he didn't need to
do that. Couldn't he just put it in his pocket?
Speaker 1: I guess, And I don't think me a pharaoh was
gonna bend him over and fresh or something.
Speaker 2: What's in your hands? Buddy? So this, I guess the ball.
Speaker 1: So the wind will make the dragonfly, but the ball
will bring it to life, and it immediately goes to
the protective Uh, sheet.
Speaker 2: So I couldn't believe it wasn't even like class.
Speaker 4: It was just a sheet that it books a whole
that was.
Speaker 3: Really sad, right, and they're obviously good at like you know,
making crack glass and mirrors and stuff like that, like
we see later on that's thea.
Speaker 2: Think there's glass everywhere. Just punched the hole in the
shep Why yeah, she.
Speaker 1: Almost gets like sucked out and they have to yanker away.
Speaker 3: Almost turn this movie off? Right there?
Speaker 2: Would killed you talk about it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I'm so glad you guys. I had a
great time. I will say I watched the second half
with the twins. They were very because they are excited
for the new one because they loved the Superman movie.
Speaker 3: So you didn't let them watch the grape scene. Wait
what in the beginning when there's two guys come after
and it's like, well.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, but yeah, we're get to
that seat. We were past that seat. Although one of
that act, one of those guys ends up being a
huge actor. No, So I got up to the it
was the part with the invisible monster, and I was like, look, girls,
because they're excited for the new one. I'm not gonna
wait till it's on streaming, not the theater, because they
love the dog. They like seeing her at the end,
and I'm like, well, look up, but Tony's got to
watch the old Supergirl. They got real excited and like
they were watching, like they were watching, but like you
could tell they were like, I thought this would be better.
And yeah, at one point they were like, when's the
Witch come back? Like they were done with Supergirl, like
where's the I want to see the.
Speaker 3: Henchmen?
Speaker 1: And then afterwards, I'm like, girls want to watch like
a cartoon and they were like, no, we're kind of
done with supergol We're good anyway.
Speaker 3: She's got great cartoons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just the animated version of that book. It was
when I tried to show them and they were like, no,
we've had enough Supergirl friend.
Speaker 3: When she fights Dark Side, right.
Speaker 2: We didn't get there anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when she poked the fucking thing in the plastic wrap,
the cling wrap that protects the city of the Omegahedron
flew out, oh no, from inner space to outer space
around Earth. Convenient here's the key word for this movie. Convenient.
With a lot of coincidence.
Speaker 2: Everything is right next to each other as well.
Speaker 4: And nothing makes sense.
Speaker 1: Right, you're in inner space, another dimension, but if you
pop out, you'll be near all the most important characters.
Speaker 3: Why does it go to Earth?
Speaker 4: I don't know, Frank, where is gonna go?
Speaker 2: So here's the thing the story.
Speaker 1: Everyone's upset. It's Altair because he stole the thing. It's yeah,
and he goes, uh, well, I broke the law and
I'm caught. Time to go to the Phantom Zone. That's
what I was like.
Speaker 3: This guy's the big guy.
Speaker 1: Pause. Phantom Zone is where they Kryptonian send all their
bad guys because they didn't have the death penalty. So like,
you know what, We're all gonna send you to the
Phantom Zone where you'll just live forever in misery orgy.
I don't know if theyre having well. Actually there is
a comic where you find out Zod and Nursa had
a kid while they were in there. So many but
if there is, we haven't seen it. And Lauren, you
can write any fan fiction you want.
Speaker 4: I should.
Speaker 1: Superman will be public domain in like ten years.
Speaker 3: Go nuts.
Speaker 4: I will thank you.
Speaker 3: It happens in Young Justice too.
Speaker 4: That is my retirement.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's super Superman fan.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it's writing about word G's in the Phantom Zone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, all they're bad guys. So that's like
the only Kryptonians that survived are like Clark his cousin,
and then a bunch of bad guys and another to mention.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he's just like, well I fucked up.
Speaker 1: Time to go with the Phantom zone. And no one's
even really pushing him to go into the Phantom Zone.
He's like, now I broke the Lall that's how Bady
wants to get away from all these.
Speaker 2: Others are gonna die a quick death.
Speaker 3: I might as well go die a slow and and
live another couple of years and out how to get
out of it.
Speaker 1: That's the other thing. They're like, oh, we're all gonna die,
Like can we build more of these machines? But this
was the craziest thing. So Kara knows that she made
a mistake, and she's taking account of Bill for his mistake,
and she's admitting to it and she's trying to fix it.
I'm like, she really is a supergirl. I don't know
any other woman.
Speaker 4: Another one would have been naughty man that ever does that?
Speaker 2: So Lauren, if you were Supergirl.
Speaker 1: You'd be like, well, first off, he bought me the
ball and I didn't know, and it wasn't my fault.
Speaker 2: It wasn't my fault, And how was I supposed to know?
And I wasn't even I know women, women take it.
Speaker 1: And then you would have been like, someone better go
get it, even though you were the one who threw
around space.
Speaker 4: You know me too, well, I do, I trust you.
I like this guy.
Speaker 2: I've seen Lauren blame men for a lot of things.
Speaker 3: Or like not true, but I've never seen her do that.
For the record, thank you.
Speaker 1: So Supergirl is gonna go warp into the real universe
or something.
Speaker 2: You know what she's gonna do.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be in a really bad blue screen effect
where you can see the blue around her hair when
her hair is not disappearing.
Speaker 2: It's a terrible effect. It's that.
Speaker 1: Oh, when she's like in the ball going to Earth,
the blue screen is so bad you can see like
it through her hair.
Speaker 3: This this gets this goes from zero to one hundred
real fast. This whole, this whole like next fifteen minutes. Yeah,
just like you get right into the film. There's no
explanation of things. You just have to just trust that
that's where we're going and that's what we're doing, and finally,
because that's what's supposed to happen.
Speaker 1: By the way, I should mention, I don't know what
version we watch. There's like three cuts of this. There's
an international version of director's cut. I was looking up
the changes and some of the additional cut stuff they
mentioned is in this. Okay, So whatever version is on
HBO Max, it didn't spend.
Speaker 2: That hour version Yeah, yeah, that must be extended.
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's no fucking way anyway, and it's just on,
hold on, how long is this an hour forty? This
is an hour and five minutes?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: So? Yeah, they I knew for the theatrical cut in
America they trenmed it down.
Speaker 3: At watch that right.
Speaker 2: I didn't know there were multiple cuts. This might shock you,
But I don't keep up to date on alternate cuts
of Supergirl.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should. I do do other cuts. I do
explore alternate cuts. I just didn't know.
Speaker 3: This feels like it's missing a lot of scenes, Like.
Speaker 1: Really, because the version we watch apparently has a bunch
of missing ruts. I know it is still missing some
scenes though, but like there are some deleted scenes that
still didn't make it in Yeah I'm shot shocking. But anyway,
so she's in her ball and she's going to Earth
and she shows up coming out of the lake in
her They made a point to show that there was
like red and yellow and blue in the ball. Now,
in the first movie, they put Superman in the little
ice crystal and he's got a blanket there, and it's
assumed he made of the suit from his blanket, right, right, Okay,
this movie is just like, Nope, that's just a fool
ready to go suit and when you get to Earth,
you're already wearing it. And by the way that ball disappears.
Speaker 3: How does she know that that's what his suit looks
like to wear that same type of suit, right, and
she's already wearing it. So she goes into the water
and then all of a sudden there's a big eruption
and then she comes flying out of it.
Speaker 2: By the way, it was a wooden cut out with
a picture of her.
Speaker 1: And apparently there's actually really good wire works. There's like
really good wire work where you don't see the wires
and this shot not apparently you do see the wire
pulling the cars. There's a black there's a black wire.
I guess yeah, you can plainly see it. I paused
a couple of times, so I was like, holy shit,
that's the wire.
Speaker 3: I kept going back and rewatching it. It's just like
a wood cut out of her and then it has
like a black wire to it. And they don't even
like clean it up for HBO Max, like they left
it in.
Speaker 1: The watched this many times.
Speaker 3: We can watch it again tonight.
Speaker 2: We're all gonna say, watch it was that damn good.
We'll watch the VHS tape. It's it's shorter. I don't
know if it works another hour.
Speaker 1: So while she's coming out of the water an evil witch,
Selena is just lounging on her tiger rug next to
her warlock boyfriend Nigel, and he's all just like, I'm
so much better a black magic than you, and she's like,
I really hope something falls out of the fucking sky
to give me a bunch of powers. And what do
you know it the Omega Heedron falls out of the sky,
literally on the a plate that's on the tiger's head.
And then she's just like, clearly, this is magic and
I know how.
Speaker 2: To use it.
Speaker 3: To use it. Yeah, and also, like Superman Supergirl, like
their biggest uh uh, the thing that defeats them the
most in the comics is magic.
Speaker 1: People think it's kryptonite, but that's the movie that's like
magic can hurt them too.
Speaker 3: It's like never touched or anything like that. Like it's
never like, oh no magic. Yeah, she never even really
hurts Supergirl.
Speaker 1: No, because apparently she's not a very good witch. The
guy makes fun of her for how bad she is
at witchcraft. And also he's a fucking math professor. It
was like because coincidentally, conveniently, he works at the college
convenience that super Girl will go to.
Speaker 2: That's that's the word for this convenient.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Selena finds this thing and she's just like,
I'm out. This is gonna give me all this power,
and she starts the car with it, and then as
she's driving away, we hear a news reporter go.
Speaker 2: Like, also, Superman is off planet.
Speaker 1: He's in another galaxy. He's in another galaxy on a
peacekeeping mission or god.
Speaker 3: If any if his cousin shows up, just know that
she's just gonna miss him.
Speaker 1: And also there's a t w a ad. There's a
lot of product placement in this movie and a game
Man of Steel run for its money. Although Man of
Steel I think I had more.
Speaker 3: I think they had more. But also what I never
really realized is when when you think of super Girls, right.
Speaker 2: Which learn does constantly, what's the long time, what's the
number one food that you think of for a super Girl?
Speaker 3: It's chicken?
Speaker 2: Right, chicken?
Speaker 3: Chicken?
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, there is a big chicken product placement that
has become so popular that the new movie.
Speaker 2: And if guys, if we weren't filming.
Speaker 1: This on my sister's birthday, I would have went to
KFC and got the Supergirl. We have to review Supergirl.
Maybe I'll get it for that.
Speaker 2: Well, well, in this film it was popeyes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now is the summer of the new Supergirl, and it's
the summer.
Speaker 3: Of the team up with right, which is like you
think they're like they're doing that on purpose. Yeah, because,
oh dude.
Speaker 1: There's product place. There's one for like Thailand, old there's
there's there's the worst A and w roopier product place.
When ever, I'll bring that up at one point. But anyway,
she jumped the gun, she drives away. Supergirl walks up
on the on the beach with her super outfit, and
this is like for people who probably didn't see the
other movies, they're like, let's just show all her powers.
At one she's like, oh, I broke a rock. That's
something I can do, and O I'm shooting lasers, and uh,
you know what, fuck it, I could fly. She just
flies around for five minutes.
Speaker 3: Doesn't she fly out of the water at first? Wouldn't
she know that she can already fly? Because then when
she tries to fly, she's like, oh, oh, I can fly,
but it's like, well, you flew out of them.
Speaker 2: That's a good question, guys.
Speaker 1: Her not realizing that she could fly is a huge
plot hole later in the film. So the point I
had to point it out to the twins and even
they were like, why isn't she anyway? But it is
like Superman two when they're all learning their powers real quick,
just sped up. So yeah, like I said, decent wire work.
They had it figured out, like I didn't really see
the wires here. So it looks pretty good and she
looks good in the suit. When they had her at
this time in the comics, Supergirl had a bandana like
a headband. And like curly hair and it wasn't black,
but yeah, she had this headband and everything, and then
they went, no, we're not wear that.
Speaker 3: To look more like Henry Cavill.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, and then there was the Nazi Supergirl, which
Laurence said, I want to dress up like the Nazi Supergirl.
Speaker 4: To get that logo on my shair.
Speaker 1: No, Lauren, I'm not letting you walk around in Nazi
SS Superman.
Speaker 3: They don't sell it, you know.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, they don't sell any of the Nazi outfits from
that Earth X episode. One of the big crossovers was like,
what if there was an Earth X where all the
Nazis won and all the superheroes are nots.
Speaker 2: They just got Supergirl with the s S logo and everything.
Speaker 3: They just did it in a Peacemaker, Yeah they did.
Speaker 1: So they did it for John Cen to show Peacemaker's
really funny and this whole thing refinds another dimension. He's like,
this is the perfect world, and then it's spoiler. At
the end of the season, it realizes it's like it's
a world where the Nazis won World War Two and
there's a great scene where he's just like, I had
no idea, and it cuts over to this mural of
Hitler that's been there the whole time that he never knowed.
Speaker 3: It's pretty it's awesome anyway, it's all in the new
universe with the Superman.
Speaker 1: Anyway to catch anyway. So yeah, she's learning all the powers.
The flying looks really really good. Blue screen could be better,
but it's also not the worst. It's not Superman four,
which is the worst effects you'll ever see in a
superhero movie. Superman fourth pretty good.
Speaker 2: And then she just poses on a beach for no reason.
She just lands. She's like, yeah, look at.
Speaker 3: Me, Lauren.
Speaker 1: Is that something girls do? I don't know, do you
often just onst Yes? I was gonna say, do you
ot to just go to a cliff and just posey?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 4: Actually, thank you for I.
Speaker 3: Think we're fans on I mean friends on Instagram.
Speaker 1: We should be sure.
Speaker 3: That's why I've never seen the pictures of you.
Speaker 1: By By the way, follow Lauren on Instagram because if
you go to follow one of her two twitters, h
one of well, the one I think you private it
did I The backup one I think is privated, But
her main one that you got that briefly got backed again,
and it's all Asian lettering. We're not sure if it's
Japanese or.
Speaker 3: What links are you clicking?
Speaker 4: Only fans.
Speaker 1: Just ends up. It just ends up. If you were
sending Lauren thousands of dollars because she said she'd hang
out with you, and you were confused that suddenly she's
speaking Asian on Twitter because she was actually hacked. Please
don't send her any money. Please all the money, Thank god.
Nothing like that happened that got A fan was like, hey,
Lauren said, I'd be like, no. I used to do
giveaways on the show and I had to stop because
on YouTube there were bots that were pretending to be me,
and I would be like, hey, I'm giving away this
tape and then the bots would be like eat DM
me for your PS five and I would about yeah, anyway,
So she pos on the beach.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Selena goes to her Evil Layer, which is an amusement park,
which is a comic book bag gy thing to do
the fantasm. Yeah, a joker does it all the time.
It's just weird that it's happening in this movie with
this character.
Speaker 3: The cart that I like, the cart that comes in
and out, he.
Speaker 2: Comes up with the Little Tree, but.
Speaker 3: That reminds me of Mask of Fantasm. When ker rides
in on.
Speaker 1: And Bianca, who apparently she has she had a good
time filming this, even though they don't way, but apparently
even she was just like, I don't know why I
was in my in that movie. I don't really do anything.
I just kind of stand around for Faye down away.
Speaker 2: To talk to and and make jokes.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they talk about how they should start their
own coven of witches, and Selena looks like she's about
to explain her plan, but then it just cuts in
the middle of it. She's like, I got an idea
cut Supergirl flying, Yeah, and then Supergirl lands on on
the road and sees a truck and then we get
the worst product placement for am w Rupier ever because it's.
Speaker 2: Worn by a we call Pinballer on this.
Speaker 1: Show, just some guys like, hey lady, I'm real horny,
and that guy is uh. He would end up being
Max hederom No, Max Headroom, famous a soda mascot Catch
the Wave Coke. He was in a bunch of movies.
He's in Watchman.
Speaker 2: He's a Mulluck Mulleck.
Speaker 1: And Watchman and fans of Patreon will know that he
replaced the main actor from lawnmower Man one in lawnmower
Man to Job's War or Beyond Cyberspace. Cool and actually,
at Frank's feet right now in this cabinet are the
five copies of that movie that Tim gave me. Tim
thought it'd be funny to give me that shitty movie
on VHS, DVD, laser disc. Yeah, they're down there, summer.
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about I was away,
but yeah, he's in that movie and he's he's terrible.
Speaker 2: He's a good actor, but it was one of those
I literally had.
Speaker 1: To pause the movie and I went, I know who
that fucking guy is. Who is that guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just it's real horrible that the first people
that Supergirl comes in contact with on Earth are two grapists. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it just and then she's like, why are
you doing this?
Speaker 3: And he goes, this is just what we do, baby,
and it's like whoa dude, Like that's just.
Speaker 2: What guys on the bedroom speak for all.
Speaker 1: Really, she's eighteen nineteen.
Speaker 2: I don't know how she old she is, but still,
but she didn't accept.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she just beats the ship out of all.
Speaker 2: Which is she's like, hey, you stop it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna crush your hand and throw you into garb.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I feel like that's what she said, was like,
hey stop it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Matt Frewer, that's his name, Matt Frewer.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh So then Selena is throwing a party with all
her witch friends and Nigel's like, I want.
Speaker 2: This glowing ball thing, come on please.
Speaker 1: Nigel is such a dick, and she tells him. He's like, hey, uh,
I'm gonna take over the world. And then he's just like,
well I saw something red and blue that will stop
your plans, Like wait, he saw superhert When did he
see super beach?
Speaker 2: Did he see her on the beach?
Speaker 1: So yeah, Selena is talking about how her magic ball
is gonna make everything great. He's like yeah, but you're
you don't know anything about magic. He's like, look at
this demon I can summon. And then it's like this
poorly uh designed goat demon rubber suit, which we will
see later in film. Yeah, and I think it's also
the invisible monster. Later could call making it invisible because it.
Speaker 2: Could barely move. And he's like, look at this thing
I can make. I'm not going to show you how
fuck you.
Speaker 1: It's like a yeah, there is a bappha met statue
in this This Supergirl fights Satanists. Okay, that new woke
Supergirl probably loves Satan. I my Supergirl.
Speaker 2: I mean they're witches, right, so I mean like they
probably you know, love the devil. But yeah, this is ah,
this was weird.
Speaker 1: She is mad at Nigel and then he goes to
flirt with the lady and she's like, well, I'm just
gonna flip that lady upside down and spin her.
Speaker 4: Like a top, right, Yeah, she had done better with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah you think so?
Speaker 4: I thought it was a nice party.
Speaker 1: I thought she didn't even like Nigel, Like why she
suddenly got jealous there for her?
Speaker 2: So yeah, because women show that they like you.
Speaker 1: Please tell me more about women right mean to you?
Is that true, Lauren?
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't be. She wasn't serious.
Speaker 3: That's why she's so mean to you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, much guys, you'll never believe there's another coincidence.
Supergirl arrives at a university and what do you know it,
Lois Lane's sister happens to be attending the university.
Speaker 4: One of the chances, same one.
Speaker 1: Lucy Lane happens the sister of loisl Can you believe it?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe that Supergirl just happened to land here
at this very convenient again and then.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, two weird power Supergirl had earlier she used
her heat vision on a flower to make it bloom.
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, energy power.
Speaker 1: But then here here she looks at the girl's uniforms.
She walks behind some trees and each time she passes
the tree, she has more and more of the uniform on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what cool shot?
Speaker 3: But what why was she adding more? Didn't you know
that she's.
Speaker 2: How did she get the un How did she make
the uniform?
Speaker 4: Didn't Lois Lane, Lucy Lane Lane give it to her?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: But also get you point that mic at your mouth
because you're not talking into it. So she looks at
a girl's uniform and then suddenly she just has it.
Speaker 3: She walks through the woods and as she comes out
the other side, now her hair colors changed. Then this
is rough. This was as soon as that hit. I
was like, oh, we're just in Make Believe Lane. I know,
there's like weird.
Speaker 1: Stuff in the other movies, like super out the window
and a suit just materialized. There's weird stuff like, but
this is literally like, no, how did she make a
new alphae?
Speaker 3: And like, you know, she flies, I get it, she
got heavis and she fine, all that you know is believable.
But like changing your outfit, no, absolutely, yeah, it's just
not superpower. So it's like come on, but all right.
Speaker 1: Fine, So she makes the uniform and this is where
we first see Ethan played by Hart Pakner. Cara goes
to meet with the principal. She just knows what an
Earth School is and knows about an Earth principle. She
just knows all this.
Speaker 2: She knows the right paperwork that she needs. Yes, and
she knows Clark Kent. She knows her cousin, who I
assume we think she never met. She knows his identity. Yeah,
very odd.
Speaker 1: But then he asked what her name is. And in
the comic she's had some like aliases. Sometimes it's Karen
Kent and then sometimes it's Linda Lee Danvers, right, And
here they went with Linda Lee because this principle has
a poster.
Speaker 2: Of Robert E. Lee, General Robert E. Lee on his wall.
Speaker 1: It was the eighties, you know, dude hazard was very
popular back in the I mean, Lauren, I know you
have him all over your room, which I keep telling
you it is very problematic.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so she goes, I'm Linda Lee.
Speaker 3: That's my name because the principal's name he already stole
the last name Danvers. Yes, she couldn't use that though.
Obviously we can use the name Danvers, but it can't
be for the right character. They're supposed to have the
last name dan versus.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he leaves for a second and she does
super speed to write a letter of recommendation from Clark Cabinet.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, all right, well, I guess you
go to the school. Now, let me go show you
to the dorm. I'm just gonna walk in unannounced while
women are changing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and with the girls were.
Speaker 3: Like right, they're like man on the floor, Quirky's joke there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he takes her to Lucy Lane's dorm room.
Speaker 2: She's like, I was supposed to.
Speaker 1: Have my own dorm room.
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck you, Lucy Lane, you're here with
Linda Lee. Now, Oh, and don't you uh know my
cousin and O my god, WHOA. Yeah, She's like, oh wait,
you're Clark's cousin.
Speaker 1: That's weird. He never mentioned you. I'm sisters with his
I guess they weren't dating at the time his work. Yeah,
do they.
Speaker 3: Ever actually date in those movies?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 3: I forget we watched I still forget.
Speaker 1: But yeah. Kara sees a poster of Superman and Lucy says, uh,
he's really cool. She thinks he's a real hunk, kind
of like every woman when they look at me, they
have the same reaction.
Speaker 3: When I walked in today, I saw her staring at you, like,
but that's that's how Lucy lane.
Speaker 1: But I love that this was the only Christopher Reeve cameo.
We get a picture of him.
Speaker 3: They're like, I know this is the same universe. God,
I hope he shows up.
Speaker 1: Selena is playing with bullshit tarot cards another witch.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh, tarot cards are bullshit, And I'm not saying that
because of women, Uh that I was trying to date.
Speaker 2: Tarot cards are bullshit and not real.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, some people just believe in what
they believe in.
Speaker 4: That's fine comment.
Speaker 3: You guys got all the cards.
Speaker 2: Guys. The biggest lesson, wait, so neither of you saw obsession.
Speaker 1: You read no, I can't, I wish wait, neither of
you saw obsession.
Speaker 3: Right, that was good.
Speaker 1: The biggest lesson in obsession is don't go in any
shop that sells.
Speaker 2: Crystals and tarot cards.
Speaker 1: That's not men. Men don't go into these places. Oh
what the fuck you're like, it's not even a line.
I just write that every morning, right to.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: That's so weird. Shut up.
Speaker 1: Anyway, she's playing tarot cards playing or she's.
Speaker 2: Using tarot card. I don't think it's a game.
Speaker 1: And she wants to use a love spell to make
people love her. She's like, I want everyone to love me,
and the Bancas like, check out that hot fucking guy
chopping up that tree. And then Selena was like, I
need that man who I didn't know existed ten seconds ago.
I need him to love me more than anything else. Again,
it's the original obsession. The thumbnail for this should just
be uh, Supergirl with the one wish willow. Anyway, Alice
so Bianca saw him first. She's very She's like, come on,
I saw him first, and it's like.
Speaker 4: Oh, boyfriend, didn't she have a boyfriend?
Speaker 1: No, Selena was the one who was dating broke up.
But the omegahedron makes like a sound which alerts cars.
She's got that watch that blinks whenever it makes it sound.
Speaker 3: Right, where'd you get that?
Speaker 2: Zulta made it for her.
Speaker 1: In the very beginning? Yeah, Solta made it for her
in the very beginning. Used the one, but I like this.
It's I realize it's in a lead box. It's super
Superman can't see through lead and it can shield.
Speaker 2: From his power.
Speaker 1: So maybe that's why car can't find the thing fast enough.
Speaker 3: She's never really actively looking for it.
Speaker 2: That is true.
Speaker 1: I think you bring that up right. She really should
be flying around asking people where the omegahedron is?
Speaker 2: Have you seen this plane in our city? Your chunk
of rock is about.
Speaker 5: Then about a man?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she wanted to go to school and like talk
to boys or something like.
Speaker 3: The bad Guys after a man and the good guy
even is even after a man? Just confused by Alice
walking through Tony casting me because he said I look
just like him, and now all the women in this
universe won him.
Speaker 2: It's weird.
Speaker 1: So instead of searching for it, she decides to go
to a rugby game because Lucy was getting bullied by
some girls, and then George yeah, uh, Crystal had to
come here the.
Speaker 3: Other day, Sheridan. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2: It's fine anyway.
Speaker 1: I love When throwing the rugby game, they hit the
ball and then Carl's like, I needs a blocker and
it just shatters on her, Like you really should have
been showing off your powers, lady, but.
Speaker 3: Also like it wouldn't have broke just because she's you know,
in vulnerable.
Speaker 1: Hit that would I'd be worried about she has. So
they get embarrassed and the bullies are like, you know what,
during the shower scene, we're gonna turn up the heat
in the car.
Speaker 2: Eat a shower scene in a Supergirl movie, and.
Speaker 1: Much much like Superman three, they make sure to have
like little lines to show that she's using her powers.
And then she lasers through the wall to blow up
the pipe to spray them with hot water.
Speaker 3: She did something.
Speaker 1: You know what she should be doing looking for that
fucking ball.
Speaker 3: Put some goddamn clothes on girl and go savior people.
Speaker 4: I'm getting sidetrapped.
Speaker 3: Jesus, Jesus, wanted to see what a woman shower room.
Speaker 1: But her and Lucy are becoming bigger friends, and Lucy
wants to invite her out to meet well one to
hang out with their friend with the tattoo.
Speaker 2: That's like a big deal.
Speaker 1: They're like, see if you know the one with the tattoo,
And then later on they're like, have you ever seen
a tattoo before? I guess in the eighties, not many
college kids were tatted up.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think I missed all.
Speaker 1: But also, guys, what a coincidence. How convenient Jimmy Olsen
is coming to town?
Speaker 3: Oh who thought?
Speaker 1: Good old Jimmy, He's coming to town to hang out
with Lucy who he knows? I guess, yeah, I don't know.
He ows that it's Lois's sister. Maybe he's met her before.
Speaker 3: I met her in Metropolis and they were hanging out
and Jimmy was like, oh, you got a hut? This dude,
WI should go to college.
Speaker 1: Yet you know, well, I guess in this continuity he's
finally graduated high school. Superman three, he's like literally in
his mid twenties, and Clark's just like, did you ever
go to your high school?
Speaker 2: Reunion, and Jimmy's like, all my high school friend are
still in high school. And I'm like, fuck you, dude.
Speaker 3: You're not in high school.
Speaker 2: You look way too over ice school.
Speaker 3: A lot of the ages in this are even and
even ellis Dude, he's like thirty in this hitting on
a nineteen year old girl.
Speaker 2: Well, he's not purposely hitting on her. Well, I mean
eventually he does. Oh, I guess so.
Speaker 1: But anyway, at the end, so she's like, you gotta
meet Jimmy Olsen, you know from the Superman movie. She
says that I couldn't believe she said that.
Speaker 3: Super from the Superman you would know him from Superman one, two, three,
and I think four.
Speaker 1: And while she's talking about all of this, Car is
trying to learn how to use an earth bra and
she's putting the.
Speaker 2: Bra over her outphan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because she knows about everything else in this universe, but.
Speaker 4: Bra, but basic thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wait, she materialized an outfit that outphit didn't come with.
Is she just free bawling it underneath that it?
Speaker 4: No one to wear no.
Speaker 2: Bra nor her Superman costumes under it?
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess does she not have a bra
underneath the Superman cost.
Speaker 3: I guess you don't do like a shirt rip open
to expose the s because she's a woman, so like
you don't want to zoom in on her chest.
Speaker 1: That would be the only shot in the movie. But
it was up to me, all right, of course it
would be Power Girl with the tit window.
Speaker 2: We need the tit window.
Speaker 1: Bring back the tit window for power Let's ask I'm
gonna asking. I'm gonna ask a Google.
Speaker 2: Does Power Girl have the tit window.
Speaker 3: In recent comics?
Speaker 2: Does Power Girl have the.
Speaker 3: Because we must know?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm curious myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, in that I would assume that they got
rid of it because you know, just modern day, you know,
you don't she's sewing too.
Speaker 2: Much tip Ai overview.
Speaker 1: Yes, Power Girl still has the classic boom window. AI
is afraid to use the word.
Speaker 3: It's called window.
Speaker 1: She returned to her traditional costume during the Lazarus Planet
event in her ongoing series that I don't know, but
it's recent. Guys, we did it, we did it. We
got Power Girls titin right.
Speaker 3: Good work, the work.
Speaker 2: I'll cheer for that, Sinny Sweetey for Power Girl. Let's
do my god, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Selena goes on some magic bullshit or whatever, and Bianca
rides in on a train.
Speaker 2: So dumb, yeah, she suggests.
Speaker 1: She's like, hey, you're trying to make a love spell
from like these old spells. Why don't use that ball.
She's like, no, I'm saving the ball for other things.
It's like what other thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, look over Nigel.
Speaker 3: One another to twist other women on there.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1: She gets this power that she could try to learn
how to use to take over the world. And she's like,
I'll get to it. I need that land worker to
like me. Why doesn't he like me? I'm like, you
didn't even know you're old, lady, I don't even know.
I'm right, she is old over thirty.
Speaker 2: Oh she's gonna looking Come on.
Speaker 1: Geez Ethan arrives at the Evil Layer and this is
the first time he's talking. Is he an idiot or something?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 4: I just don't think he has really much like a script.
Speaker 1: There is that, But I did appreciate how dumb he
was because it's like he's there to fix a lawn
and then he's inside on it ride and he's like.
Speaker 2: So, where's the lawn. It's like bunny, there's no fucking lawn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how's this not?
Speaker 2: Clip? Just all you know, long care people are done?
Speaker 3: Now what you're trying to say?
Speaker 1: I guess so no, I'm saying this one is right,
not all of this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But then he.
Speaker 3: Gets like a little bit smarter eventually, I guess.
Speaker 1: But she gives him, she gives him the love potion
and he faints. And now the first person he sees
when he wakes up with that love potion, he's gonna
fall in love with?
Speaker 3: Who? I didn't see this one coming.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Nigel arrives in a terrible outfit and they have to
make fun of his leisure suit, which is like it's
like a great jumpsuit with zippers.
Speaker 3: This is a leisure suit. I've got three days off
from those little beasts ab Midvale and I intend to let.
Speaker 4: My head up Star Trek or something.
Speaker 2: What the yeah? He did? What the fuck was that? Also?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Track?
Speaker 2: He was in Star Trek?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: I always say that star You're literally.
Speaker 2: You literally have a copy of Star Trek five in
front of you.
Speaker 3: Is he is he a track?
Speaker 1: Star?
Speaker 4: Star? Dad?
Speaker 3: I keep doing that.
Speaker 1: That's okay, Larten, he said whatter like twenty minutes ago,
we let it slide. You don't say I.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, Ship.
Speaker 1: You two have like the most Philly accents on this show.
Oh that's behind prison Mic.
Speaker 2: Yeah hey wait wait it was.
Speaker 1: It was you too and prison Mic.
Speaker 2: But then Casey's now fiance, Casey got engaged.
Speaker 3: Right, congratulations.
Speaker 1: Ian entered the picture, and Ian might out Philly all
of you. Yeah, he's like he went to Father Judge,
like he went to Father Judge all four years. I
dropped out after two boys. Will get me the funk
out of here. I'm already not doing well with the ladies.
I need to at least be around them if I
ever have a chance.
Speaker 3: Well, my friends went to Judge. Dude, come on, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: That is cool.
Speaker 3: What's what's wrong with Philly accent?
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with it, It's just I remember, you
two have like the most except for prison Mic and
Ian m.
Speaker 3: I'm surely getting rid of it, you know, with the
acting career.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm trying to sound just from everywhere.
Speaker 1: Frank was at a movie called Neighbor available on to.
Speaker 2: Be now streaming on to Be and all the fans
have hacked the movies.
Speaker 1: They learned last year. I think I told you about
this that we are the only ones who say sliding
board when we're talking about a slide on a playground.
We're the only ones who do it.
Speaker 2: And we all found out.
Speaker 1: So people were watching the movie Neighbor and a character goes,
let me show you the sliding board. Now, I'm just like, nah,
I got so many messages saying, hey, they said sliding
board in that movie, like come.
Speaker 3: On, I might say it wants to water and crown.
How do you say crown?
Speaker 4: Crown crown like crowns.
Speaker 1: Well, and now everyone I'm making fun of you guys,
and everyone in the comments is gonna be like Tony,
you said jawels too earlier. I'm like, yeah, that's the
one I can't get rid of.
Speaker 3: These. Didn't say John to could Ben?
Speaker 2: I should say John?
Speaker 3: I don't John, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: What's the shark movie? What's the famous shark movie? What's
it called? Dick Charles?
Speaker 2: I can't stop it. I try, you know what.
Speaker 1: Crystal says it too with her jersey accident. She doesn't
get as much it as I do. Really bothering, you're
a man right anyway? Sorry, I'm we're supposed to be
talking about women. Super Women were all about. Yeah, yeah,
he's just like he shows up and he's like, come on,
let me do magic with the ball. Come on, and
then Selena gives him a skin disease and tells him
to funk off. Yeah that was great that what happened there?
He just looks like something like that. But meanwhile Ethan
gets up and he's walking through the Haunted Maze. Now
technically he should fall in love with that skeleton that
popped out, but whatever.
Speaker 2: So he's just like, what the fuck, I'm tripping ball? Yeah,
rug just straight up just date rape them.
Speaker 1: And then we say pinball on this show. I mean,
that's the grape or pinball Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: What's it called?
Speaker 3: When you Let's.
Speaker 2: Just keep going, Let's just keep going. Let's get off
this topic.
Speaker 1: But I love I love that Selina is just like, ah,
I wish I knew where he went, and then the
mirror just shows where they are and then her friend's like,
how are you doing that? She's like, I don't know magic,
Like this is the worst witch ever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's just a lot of things that are just coming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the actress like didn't. Maybe she had
it that.
Speaker 3: You know, she didn't want to, you know, shoot a
whole bunch of different locations, and they just made it
easy forair and just said, yeah, we'll just show you here.
Speaker 2: Through it is a lot of her just watching things.
Speaker 3: It's weird.
Speaker 1: So she's gonna use the omegahedron, but it's making the
box grow bigger, but it makes the mirror work again.
She's like, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna get that guy.
And then we get a super Girl doing a Texas
switch where she wons. So you know what a Texas switches? Okay,
it's when one actor or stupman goes behind something and
then the real actor comes out or vice versas.
Speaker 2: So did you see that in this Yeah, So this
scene with the big pipe, I.
Speaker 3: Just wanted to talk about it.
Speaker 1: So the big pipes, the big pipes, Supergirl, the stunt
woman lands, and then the real actress walks out, so
it's all in the same shot in camera.
Speaker 3: They still do it to this, you know, when she
walks out in two OZ for the first time out
of the house and the house is all like brown
and black and white, and then she walks out and
then it's all colorful. So when she's in the house,
it's a stunt double dressed in a brown dress, and
then the real darthy walks out in a blue dress,
so it looks like it's still her walking.
Speaker 1: It's one of those like when you see it, you'll
never not see it.
Speaker 4: I can, I'm probably gonna.
Speaker 1: But even any movie, anytime like an action hero goes
behind something and then it's a focus on their face,
you're like, that was a switch.
Speaker 2: That was a Texas switch.
Speaker 1: It was a good one in the Mummy with Brendon
Frasier with Benny when he gets thrown out the window
and bounces and then the real actor comes up.
Speaker 2: It's a good a good fact anyway, Benny, you're.
Speaker 3: On the wrong side of the river.
Speaker 4: You guys are gonna start saying any and the.
Speaker 1: Jet guys, Jimmy Olsen and Lucy they're eating some delicious
Popeye's chicken.
Speaker 4: Chicken is the ship Little Nikki, Little.
Speaker 1: Nikki right there, my bootleg Little Nikki tape. That's a
bootleg tape. I think it's a cam rip from the
theater almost like shape like a yeah. So they're all
eating a beautiful Popeye' chicken and I set you guys
the promotional picture of her in front of it.
Speaker 2: They're just having a great time.
Speaker 1: Jimmy is excited to meet Clark's cousin, who Clark is
apparently never mentioned before. And then this this part's so
Ethan is tripping balls in the middle of town. No
one is helping him. Kara is, Linda is there with
Lucy Lane like, wow, that guy is in a lot
of trouble. And then Jimmy Olsen, Superman's pal, who always
sees Superman helping people, goes, yeah, he's probably a chunky.
Speaker 2: We got chicken to eat.
Speaker 1: Leave him alone.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this probably a character for Jimmy Olson.
Speaker 1: I don't think Jimmy als would be like, yeah, I
want a drug out. He'll probably stand I mean correct
in the real world leave him alone. But in the
universe of the movie, I'm like, Jimmy should probably have
some more compassion.
Speaker 3: I think, I mean, maybe it's just like it's Earth too,
or just different the multiverse.
Speaker 2: Evil Jimmy, We're on Earth to.
Speaker 3: Huh. Also, like, doesn't Ethan open his eyes at all?
Speaker 2: No, it's blurring.
Speaker 1: His vision is blurred. I guess, I guess that's why
he hasn't fallen in love.
Speaker 3: With What if he looked up and saw Popeye's chicken
and then he just got a bucket around his hip
and he's like.
Speaker 1: I just that was not the right character to say that.
Any other character would have been fine, But Superman's pal
was there to help people. Shouldn't be like that guy
wandering in traffic. Leave him alone, don't worry about it. Eyes,
we got how did pop Eyes feel like, hey, people
eat her chicken and letting just some drug addict wander
into the street.
Speaker 2: It's not the best look for But what did you
just do?
Speaker 3: My gadget?
Speaker 1: God damn? So anyway, so he's walking, she was gone
a Texas switch there.
Speaker 2: Somebody else up anyway anyway.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So Selena is like, Okay, I gotta get Ethan.
And the most convenient way to get him is to bring.
Speaker 2: A tractor to life that will.
Speaker 1: Use its jawls to grab him and bring him back.
Speaker 3: This is dangerous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she could have just chopped his legs off.
Speaker 1: She could have just drove and picked him up. Instead,
She's just like, I need this tractor to come.
Speaker 3: She could have left and then used her stone to
just be like maybe.
Speaker 1: So the tractor is chasing them down the street. It
took twenty one days to film this, and apparently it
was a nightmare because they asked the director how long
he would need.
Speaker 2: He said twenty one days. And they filmed this in
like England.
Speaker 1: Wow, and they were like, you know, the weather's not
really consistent here for a couple of days at a time,
like you're not gonna get the same lighting.
Speaker 2: And apparently they pulled it off.
Speaker 1: They shot this in twenty one days, just this tractor
just ripping up.
Speaker 2: The whole area.
Speaker 3: That's a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's a very cop There's tons of
cars that there is one car that you could tell
was a junker. It's a piece of shit and they
rip it up. But the worst part is at one part,
the tractor cuts a car off and it goes into
like a store and it runs into a mannequin. But
for some reason they have a girl screaming. So I
thought just a innocent bystander woman got plowed by a car.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I had to rewind and I'm like, wait so
much just fucking die and dressing it and I'm like hold.
Speaker 1: On, rewind. I'm like, oh, it's a mannequin, but they
I guess someone outside is screaming. But just watch it again.
It sounds like a woman just got murdered in the
middle of.
Speaker 4: That stor that was supposed to be a woman, and
they forgot to dress up the mannequin.
Speaker 1: Well, there were some weird miniatures in Superman two that
were clearly, like very obviously not real people that were
supposed to be real people.
Speaker 3: It's reminded me of the Superman one when the big
battle in the small town yeah thing, yeah and them, Yeah,
here's the thing. I know. I'm falling off really.
Speaker 1: Lucy tries to stop the tractor and she bumps her
head and she goes, yeah, Lar, you ever bump your
head while driving and just pass out? Uh no, no,
because you wear you We wear a.
Speaker 4: Helmet when I drive.
Speaker 1: I forgot Lauren wears his helmet when she dries my
tassla drives me around like crash.
Speaker 4: I don't see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't see it.
Speaker 3: It's funny anywhere that home and you just wear it
all the time.
Speaker 1: Lucy's driving, she's oh, uh, it's just dead.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Girl doesn't pay any mind to her.
Speaker 4: This is the thing.
Speaker 1: Supergirl is watching all of this, and she's just like,
should I change?
Speaker 3: She said she should.
Speaker 2: She stood there watching for twenty one days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like so much destruction has happened. It's like, Supergirl,
you might want to suck out and change right now.
Speaker 2: And then she's like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I hope that.
Speaker 1: She's like I'm gonna rush, And then some some girls just.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I know what that's like.
Speaker 2: The Okay, my girl's just like I've been eating a
lot of pop.
Speaker 3: H got a ship?
Speaker 2: I hear your lady, that's what it is. Yeah, she
shows up.
Speaker 1: Uh, there's she lasers the electrical chords that are running around.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: But then she sees that big fire that's near the
gas station and I'm looking there and I'm like, okay,
what is she gonna do?
Speaker 2: Is she gonna use her breath to blow it out?
Speaker 1: No, she's gonna punch a hole in the water tower,
which I think would make cause more damage long term,
but hey, for the town, at least it wasn't freezing
a lake and then picking up the lake Like I.
Speaker 3: Think I would have liked that one better.
Speaker 1: He did that, and super An there's a fire instead
of just using his breath, he freezes the lake and
then breathes, but then it melts, and then it melts
and turns into turns into rain.
Speaker 2: Smart you trade the lake, I think.
Speaker 3: Come back everywhere? And it was an issue. Yeah these
towns really, you know, get the brunt of it.
Speaker 1: And uh so, yeah, he saves her and she switches
back to Linda somehow with her magic shape shifting powers.
Uh and since this is the first woman he sees,
he's in love with Linda. See that's as he says, I.
Speaker 2: Love you, and she's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: And then she's like, wow, earth guys.
Speaker 4: Are you exactly?
Speaker 1: So then Bianca wisely tells Selena because Selena's upset, She's like.
Speaker 2: He loves her.
Speaker 1: Now I went in to love Being's like, I think
we should be focused on like other stuff.
Speaker 2: Why do we keep.
Speaker 1: Caring about this guy? Yeah, Biaca was the one who
was into him, and even she was just like, yeah,
but we could do so much cool ship.
Speaker 3: With this ball take over the world and maybe you know,
have somebody else fall in love with you.
Speaker 1: It's not even like, hey, you should stop Supergirl. She
might be a problem. She's just like, you're not even
focused on Supergirl. You're just focused on the guy.
Speaker 2: Supergirl isn't even a thread in this movie. She does.
Speaker 1: She keeps calling Supergirl whimp and I'm like Supergirl, but yeah,
she's a woman and can't help but be jealous. She's
not thinking rationally.
Speaker 2: She's not thinking rationally right, she's thinking with her wrong
head exactly. I was gonna make a joke for the.
Speaker 1: Please no, no, if I do a joke, you tell
me to cut it out.
Speaker 2: It's like, well, you're the one that cuts. I mean
like she's not.
Speaker 1: She's jealous. That thing I rashly. She might make a
fake hinge account to spy.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I can keep that in the can you
please on band me? Thank you?
Speaker 3: Oh your band on large me to hinge account to
spy on some I guess some some Asian hacker gout
you on that one too.
Speaker 1: And she literally told me about when she told me
about him, Like, all right, that's a little too far.
She's proving my you you when they remake this, you
should be sleet, and you're like, I'm doing nothing wrong.
Speaker 4: I will gladly play this part is hind of dating
app Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah on somebody.
Speaker 1: You were out of there. You were out of the
game before Hinge came around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean before any of these dating apps.
Speaker 1: Lucky well, brag, I look at this guy. Oh, I
fell in love and am married.
Speaker 3: I have to go online to find women. I did
the old fashioned way.
Speaker 2: Hey, you know what, you know when got really drunk.
You know what we gotta give.
Speaker 1: We gotta give Frank credit, all right, at least when
he got married and had kids, he still did the
show unlike other people. Right, maybe his sister Tricia, who
right had one kid, came back after a year and
inconveniently had another kid, and he didn't come back on
the show.
Speaker 3: Really, she just hates Tony.
Speaker 4: I thought so.
Speaker 3: Because he hates women.
Speaker 1: Right, well, I think she hates too, because he got
more popular than her she does. We mentioned this is
Super Ran three to Manny. But there was a point
where Frank was Tricia's brother. But now he's so consistent
and it's been on for so long. Now Tricia is
now Frank's sister.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I really turned the tables.
Speaker 3: Work, even though all the fans in the comments right
now are like, no, we miss Tricia, please bring Tricia back.
Speaker 2: I'm Banny for all that I'm blocking the word Tricia.
Speaker 3: She's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: It's her opportunity.
Speaker 1: You're saying that in case it gets clicked.
Speaker 3: It's really funny because, uh, here's the texta switch and
here's my sister.
Speaker 1: It's so cool.
Speaker 2: We gotta do it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes she's like I want that fucking love potion to
work on me. Blah blah blah blah blah. So the
girl's telling her, like, hey, let's just focus on other stuff,
and Selina's like, I got a better idea. What if
I use the ball to summon a giant shadow demon
which is actually an invisible monster, And like should be like,
I'm just leaving. So she summons an invisible demon. She
does it inside, and I like when the demon leaves
and knocks a hole in the wall, She's like, whyd
me to do that outside next time? I probably should
have done that inside the house.
Speaker 3: I just think I fell asleep for so much. I'm like,
I'm telling you, look, look, it.
Speaker 1: Was actually kind of an impressive effect they have, like
the tree splitting. They show like where the creature is
stepping the cave, the grounds caving in. It was impressive.
Speaker 3: Creature, go do something?
Speaker 1: Or is that just a ghost. Okay, so it's making
its way to her. But meanwhile, uh, meanwhile, what were
called Supergirl? Uh, she's starting to crush on Ethan. And
she goes home and she practices kissing herself in the
mirror to wish.
Speaker 4: That was him.
Speaker 1: I wish I was practicing in the mirror.
Speaker 4: You might have did he send you one?
Speaker 1: Did?
Speaker 3: I mean? There was a basketball game? Only I turn
I turned this off for a little bit, and then
I watched the end of the NIXT.
Speaker 1: Game and then I turned it back on, and I
was like, she tries to kiss herself, really, But then
the Invisible Monster shows up at the school, which even
be honest, like how do you know who she is?
She's like, I just need to know her face and
the monster will do it. I'm like, again, very convenient.
It's really convenient that it worked out the way. So yeah,
the monster shows with the school, She gets into supergirl mode,
gets beat up by the Invisible Monster, breaks a light pulb,
goes into the sky, electrocutes it, comes down, shoots him
with lightning, and then you see like a cartoon effect
of the monster and and it walks away and then
Selena as.
Speaker 2: Soon as I saw her in this guy with the
light poles. What has happened?
Speaker 1: And then Selena pulling a Laren coats. He can't depend
on men because the demon was a man, right.
Speaker 4: That's the truth. I hate to say.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 1: Me and Lauren will be Selena and Bianca for Halloween.
I'll be cross dresses beyond. Yes, you'll get the red
curly hair and it'll be like whore.
Speaker 2: I'll be Alis. You're you're like, I'm gonna be the
invisible monster.
Speaker 1: Just assume I'm there.
Speaker 3: I'll be Supergirl skirt, Hey girl.
Speaker 1: Uh so this is the weird part where they're watching
the whole fight on their magic mirror and be honest, like,
I think I recognized that costume, Like you think you
recognized the Superman. He should be the most important man
on planet Earth. What the fuck of course you should
recognize him. He saved you from those three Kryptonians. He
helped Richard Pryor get a new job. That was like
the biggest accomplishment. He was evil for a.
Speaker 2: Little bit and had sex with the lady on top
of the statue Ofelebrity.
Speaker 3: That yeah, Superman got dirty.
Speaker 2: Fuck you. Superman is very underrated.
Speaker 1: I went into that review like this is one of
the band ones, and I finished it. I'm like, nah,
it was good mostly the richer prior sy I hear
they're bringing that storyline back from Man of Tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: He's gonna have sex with the lady and then pretend
he doesn't know the lady. Superman pulls that move later
on when he's good again.
Speaker 2: When he's good again, the girl's like Superman, he goes, no, lady,
I don't know you. And I'm really mean boy, not.
Speaker 1: Like I'm sorry. I was under pow. I wasn't in
the right mind. It wasn't why he just goes, don't
know you, lady. That's kind of a I mean, I mean,
I mean cool guy, but also really mean not really
also just beat up. Tony can do that. Superman should
not be doing Tony can do that.
Speaker 2: Kids are so yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, Supergirl walks back into the dorm without changing, even
though she can magically change, and I guess it's like
the dorm mother some old drunk whinos just slutshaming her.
Speaker 2: She's like, what's that outfit? She's like, oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: She's like put some pants on.
Speaker 4: She's jealous. She's jealous.
Speaker 3: I mean, you had to call out the skirt.
Speaker 1: Even Supergirl gets slut shamed. Isn't that a shame? Isn't
that a shame?
Speaker 3: Damn nuns.
Speaker 1: I think more girls should. I think more girls should
wear skirts and also be thin and blonde.
Speaker 3: I will leave by there.
Speaker 1: Is a video of me as a blonde lady wearing
a dress from a long time I cosplay is miili
Jovich from the President Evil and a nerd.
Speaker 2: Can show that picture now, so guys, you'll never believe this.
Speaker 1: But Carr decides she needs to search for the omegahedron
that thinks she should have been doing the whole time.
Speaker 3: She wants to save her people finally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So she goes to the amusement park. She just
knows it's there. I'm sure the watch is telling her.
And she's being stalked by Ethan, who shows up with
flowers and chocolate. Girls like flowers and chocolate, and he's like,
will you go on this twirling cart ride with me?
Speaker 3: And she's like, yeah, yeah, I'm not doing anything else
important right now?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 3: She's right now?
Speaker 2: So he wants to marry her. It's moving very fast. Wow,
wouldn't you if you met her?
Speaker 1: Helen Slater? Yeah, probably probably today.
Speaker 3: Hey girl call me.
Speaker 1: She's a cougar these days.
Speaker 3: These days.
Speaker 1: So Selena shows up and she uses her magic to
make the ride go really fast, and I'm sitting there
going this is no yeah, getting dizzy, but I'm just like,
this actually isn't really a big threat to Supergirl, and
short up Supergirl just managed to get out of it,
unknown and switch and she's like, Hi, I'm here. Yeah,
cool thing you did over there.
Speaker 3: You got me.
Speaker 1: And then Selena throws Ethan into the bumper cars, which.
Speaker 2: Are football players. Yeah, that was that was fucking weird.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen anything like that?
Speaker 3: Patriots and the Rams, yeah, eat.
Speaker 1: Oh the Steelers were there too. I think where they
I think they had a bunch of football team. But yeah,
each bumper car is six football players together, three in
the front, three in the back, and she puts them
in there. It's like this dangerous thing. And I'm like,
I even said to the twins, I went, girls, what's
he gonna do except for walk out of the bumper car?
Speaker 4: What does he do?
Speaker 3: Either walk out of the bumper cars or like it's
not even that they're going like super fist, like she
just made them go regular speed.
Speaker 2: So now he's also hearing a good time bumper car.
They'll just bump and move somewhere else. Right, She's like,
have some fun, Ethan, and he's like, oh god.
Speaker 3: This is too much fun.
Speaker 1: I might have just gotten in one and drove to
the corner he was.
Speaker 4: Gonna do at first that he didn't, so it's all right.
Speaker 1: And then again, I Selena must know nothing about Superman
because she's like, look at this effect I can do.
I can do like a mirror fact where there's like
fifteen of me. And then super Girl's like, I'm just
gonna fly away and then put a bunch of metal
bars around you.
Speaker 2: It's such a weird like what are what do we do?
Speaker 3: Like because Supergirl looks at her, and at first she
doesn't fly away. At first, she's like kind of looking
at her like oh god, this woman's evil, and you're like, dude,
like wait, what's that what? She makes a cage and
then she grabs Ethan, which is very very dangerous with
that cage because she could have set one right through
her and then you killed the lady. And then Supergirl
it was cool when she melted the bars, but yeah,
and then as she stepped through, one of them actually wiggled.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But she saves Ethan, but for some reason she
feels that you need to pick up the entire bumper car.
Speaker 2: And knock him out on the ceiling. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: She knocks knocks him out by going through the ceiling
and like he's he's.
Speaker 2: There, he's fully like alive, right, Yeah, and.
Speaker 3: Then she picks up the car and it's all romantic
and she crosses through the ceiling, which there's definitely not
a hole there, so and there's a sound effect that
he pass through the ceiling, but there's.
Speaker 2: Nothing covering his head.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then as they get through the roof, then he's
like out and then whoa they fly for a while.
I hated that part, and then again she's.
Speaker 1: She ends up taking them to a tropical island, Like
where the fuck did they go? There's like coconuts or something.
Speaker 3: Everything's convenient. Everything's like right down the street one thing
to another, Like there's no like journeying to something.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, and then Selena can still watch this with
their magical power, and she makes a coconut hit him
but she can't bring him here. She was able to
teleport him to the bumper cars, but she can't teleport
him to her layer.
Speaker 3: And she can just pick a random coconut out of
a tree from one thousand miles away and just send
it towards his head. I was like, no, So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Supergirl uses some coconut water to try and wake
them up, and then Nigel shows up. It's like, you're
an idiot. You have no idea what you're doing. I
have something that could probably help you. It's funny that
he's in love with Linda but not super Girl. The
love spell worked on La. He doesn't know they're the same.
But also, even though he's in love with Linda, Supergirl's
really hot. So he's like, well, I got to make
a move. Even though I love Linda more than anything,
I should probably make a move.
Speaker 2: On super Girl.
Speaker 3: So Selena still has a chance because he can still.
Speaker 2: Love probably.
Speaker 3: Hopefully, because you know, that's that's kind of it's messed
up to do that to a man.
Speaker 2: So a man, yeah, yeah, I guess, and a woman
you got time.
Speaker 1: Let him go. Parents trying to get a kid to
side with your mommy is your Yeah, things about you know.
Speaker 3: We're friends. We're starting our own review show exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm kidding, Frank Frank. Lauren doesn't hate you.
Speaker 2: She hates Casey. I don't hate hate.
Speaker 4: Case You got to stop doing that.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: When Casey announced that Frank Frank. When Casey announced that
she was engaged, Lauren was like, it should have been me.
Speaker 4: I'm so Casey.
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 4: If you're watching, I love you so much.
Speaker 1: And then Lauren said, when I'm on camera, I'm going
to say I love her, but it's a lie. And
I said, Lauren sucks and.
Speaker 4: Pick her someone else.
Speaker 2: I forgot to do it with her when she was
on for the Poltergeist.
Speaker 1: I meant to make a thing because I love I'm
trying to cut it back and forth, making them.
Speaker 2: Hate each other.
Speaker 1: All right. Yeah, So anyway, Nigel is like, hey, I
got something that's going to help with that spinning ball.
I found a stick with some feathers.
Speaker 2: He's like it's yeah, He's like, it's a magical stick
of who gives a fuck?
Speaker 3: Right, He's like, so what does she keep the ball in?
Speaker 1: Iron box? It was like a little dragon box, but
the ball is making it bigger. And more people, and.
Speaker 3: That's the iron one that he can't right there, you
can't see through. Sorry, yeah, and totally yeah, I know
he talked about that, but it just keeps coming back.
What is that thing again?
Speaker 1: It was very confusing. So yeah, they used that and
they zap Ethan away. They were able to finally get
them away from Supergirl. Right after she tries to kiss
him a second time.
Speaker 3: She's gross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's waiting for the second kiss.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, where did he go? She didn't practice
the tongue on the mirror because that invisible monster. I guess.
I guess there were no good looking dudes on Argo
City where she was from. Doesn't have a boyfriend back
home waiting for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe she does, you know, maybe she's just.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: She's going to just act like she never did it,
just like Superman. Her cousin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she goes back to Argo City and they're like, hey,
I heard you were with a guy.
Speaker 2: No, that never happened. Happened, Nope, where's that ball?
Speaker 3: Make you not know that?
Speaker 1: So? Uh, that's another thing. There's supposed to be an
element of like a ticking clock. It would have been
nice to see the city going like we're running out
of air while super Girl's like, I'm gonna play rugby.
Speaker 4: Field hockey, by the way.
Speaker 1: Field hockey, Yeah, maybe, yeah, hockey.
Speaker 3: We did say rugby and I was like.
Speaker 2: Rugby and no one correct me.
Speaker 4: I was gonna correct you, but I let it go again.
Speaker 2: Dude again doesn't have a stick. Why did I say
I know sports? Good you are?
Speaker 3: I was in and out of this movie so much
that you could have said they were playing basketball and
I would have been like, yeah, I guess that's some one.
Speaker 2: I should have just.
Speaker 1: Made up a scene just sing if you guys were
like I think.
Speaker 2: Sure, probably would Anyway, I heard ye heard kissing the mirror.
Speaker 3: I feel like I don't remember, so sure I'm believing
you guys know so.
Speaker 1: Uh whoa popular? So she gets uh Ethan. She now
has all this power. She makes a giant fortress outside
of the town.
Speaker 2: They're like, look at that. Fuck, that's actually a pretty
good match out the big.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's more like a fortress or something. She said.
Speaker 2: It's Lucy and Jimmy are like, wow, we're still in
the movie.
Speaker 1: It looks for reason.
Speaker 3: It's just yeah, it just comes out of where. It's
kind of yeah, which I guess that's what she wanted.
I guess.
Speaker 1: I guess it's.
Speaker 3: Take over the town.
Speaker 1: So Supergirl arrives underneath the statue of Bapho Men.
Speaker 3: Nice long shot on that, just to let everyone know it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, she she shows up, and then Selena traps
her in a glass box and then she makes out
with Ethan, who is in love with her now and
super Girl's Likethan, but like, you just met this guy, yeah,
and you're begging him not to.
Speaker 2: But this woman who it's under is under her control.
Speaker 1: Again, superl Supergirl really should be worried about the ball
to save all her people, but she seems more wary
that Ethan is gonna be in's.
Speaker 2: Gonna kiss this evil woman that's controlling.
Speaker 1: And then here's the thing. Uh, Selena sends her to
the Phantom Zone.
Speaker 2: They know what the Phantom Zone is.
Speaker 1: They know what the Phantom Zone is, they and they
can send people there.
Speaker 2: Okay, So here's the theory.
Speaker 3: Maybe when she got this energy ball from Argos City,
whatever is right, maybe it like uploaded a whole bunch
of information into her brain. So like now she knows
how to use the ball and she knows what to
do with it, and she also knows about the phantom zone.
I mean it's like it's just you know a little
piece of like let your mind go wander a little
bit to make sense.
Speaker 1: I love that you're trying to justify you're putting more
fought in this than the writers.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, yeah, that's what you're watching this like, yeah,
how does she know?
Speaker 4: Maybe that's the whole point.
Speaker 1: As soon as as soon.
Speaker 3: As that like that mirror thing showed up that you
know that that sends you to the phantom zone, I
was like, no, how does she know? How does she know?
Speaker 1: Did at you see Project Hill Mary?
Speaker 3: No Good?
Speaker 1: But there's a part where Ryan Reynolds, not Ryan Reynolds,
Ryan Goslin has like a big glass thing.
Speaker 2: He's like look Superman too, and he's like flying around.
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 2: He watches Rocky, does he?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But yeah, she's in the phantom zone away from
the Yellow Sun, so she doesn't have her powers right,
and she's like help me. We never see any I
mean we see one prisoner, but it'll be funny if
we saw like other people who look like sod and
like the Black Disco.
Speaker 2: Like what's up? Hey, welcome. We're gonna live forever here,
all right.
Speaker 1: But yeah, she falls in some tar, some black tar,
which apparently was black toothpaste. I don't know how you
get that much toothpaste, let alone black toothpaste. I guess,
oh yeah in the eighties though true, I don't know. So, yeah,
she's looking around and then on Earth, oh yeah, Zoltar,
someone Zoltar picks her up. But on Earth, on Earth,
Selena has started taking over the world, which just means
one street in that town. But she's got like a
borricade with like guards and stuff.
Speaker 2: She looks over the local police.
Speaker 3: You know, like she's, you know, the president.
Speaker 2: So apparently in this scene this I think it was
this scene.
Speaker 1: I think it was this scene that there's like a
there's like a big puddle, and it was like a
deleted scene where she like drowned a lady or someone
who was protesting.
Speaker 2: Because they all have like anti Selena.
Speaker 3: So there's another thing that's just convenient. How do they
know who Selena is? She just a castle appears and then.
Speaker 1: Driving around the ruler of the world, I guess. But
I love that Ethan his brainwashed. He's got that nice
velvet suit, looks good, cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all of this is just it just happens because
the writer says that it happens. There's no explanation, there's
no leading into it. It's just yeah. Of course they
know who Selene is because she's on the top of
the mountain with a castle.
Speaker 1: And then Lucy and Jimmy there protesting. She's like, lock
those protesters up, get him out of there. So she's
not for Freedom's friend. I will not be voting for
Selena in the next election.
Speaker 3: Luthor for president. I hope we get that.
Speaker 1: So so yeah, uh Zulter Sultai Sultan keeps trying to
squirt car.
Speaker 2: I just where's my car?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: The cult leader Onltan anytime that they say the name,
they have to all be like, so, uh, we just
need our bubblesuits.
Speaker 2: The weird thing.
Speaker 1: The weird thing is Zolta. He has this drink and
he keeps going like, how about a squirt?
Speaker 2: How about I squirt you?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't like an older man sayings
just squirt a girl over and over again.
Speaker 4: Worst word I hate hearing about it.
Speaker 2: Worse than most and is not.
Speaker 1: Especially so what you're saying is if you were in
the phantom zone and then old man goes, hey, you
want to squirt? How about I give you a squirt?
Speaker 2: Don't try a squirt.
Speaker 4: I would say no, sir.
Speaker 3: He says, don't don't leave, stay here with me forever
and squirt.
Speaker 4: I think I'd rather die.
Speaker 1: She got an anti squirt, anti square. Okay, Lauren's not
a squirter. Let the record know.
Speaker 2: About the record show.
Speaker 1: She's not a squirter, not not a squirt.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? He's just gonna clip that and be
like saying I'm anti square.
Speaker 3: God.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just like I've given up on life because
I'm in the phantom zone and I'm squirting into my house.
Speaker 3: Like, dude, you're gonna live there forever. And she asked
if there's a way out, and he says, well, yeah,
there is a way out.
Speaker 2: Well it's extremely hard.
Speaker 1: Weird thing. She's like, is there a way out? If
there's way in, there's way out, and he's at first
I'm on his side. He's like the phantoms we literally
made this, so there is. He's like, there's no way out.
She's like there, asking me. He's like, okay, there is,
like wait, what the heck?
Speaker 3: And then she has to have this whole speech about
never giving up and having to succeed.
Speaker 1: She's like British, she has like I guess she's bocking
his accent. I guess yes, Oh yeah, man, that she's
almost about to squirt in her mouth right.
Speaker 2: So close, And his mouth was just wootering, going, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: Wondering for that squirt. So what I so what I thought?
Speaker 3: So what I thought that it was was I thought
that he found some kind of like potion or something
there that like was hypnotizing him or poisoning him to
like poison his mind, to make him want to stay
in the phantom zone because it's like, Okay, well do
you know that there's an exhip, but for some reason
you don't want to try and get out, so like,
and then he's trying to get her to get the
squirt in her mouth so hard that I thought that
like he was gonna turn into a bad guy and
be like, ah, finally you squirted it in your mouth,
and you're just gonna stay here forever because I poisoned you.
But really no, he just thought.
Speaker 2: That she was thirsty.
Speaker 1: No, it was just wood or that he was squirting in.
Speaker 2: Water, just water, water.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he's just like, you gotta climb a hill
and there's a vortex and it's really hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think as he's old, he doesn't want to leave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's just like no one else ever tried.
You're telling these odd ersa and on we're in there.
They didn't think to try this vortex thing at all.
Speaker 2: Right, they gave up.
Speaker 1: They did. They're like, we're gonna rip our cool black
disco suits. We can't, can't risk.
Speaker 3: Then you watched the Man of Steel version, they're actually
working to get out the whole time that they're in there.
Speaker 1: We don't bring up Man of Steel, I uh not
in this continuity. This is a different continuity. So they're like, Okay,
we're gonna make a run for it. We're gonna try
to climb this rock with a big vortex, which seems
to be like a minor inconvenience.
Speaker 2: Really doesn't even seem like the vortex is that big
of a deal. It's selena be a deal.
Speaker 3: It's just loud and noisy and they just have to climb.
And it looks like they shot this of them like
laying down on the ground and crawling like real slow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is the way, it did feel like they just
turned about so back on Earth. Finally, Selena's like, oh wait,
I should take over the world, and she's got the maps.
She's coming up with plans.
Speaker 3: Why just this town in school when Ike over, I mean,
I was like, because he got fucking digmatized by Ethan
over there.
Speaker 1: So the omegahedron starts spinning. She uses her magic mirror
and she's like, ah, we gotta watch them. So then
cars climbing the vortex and it's too strong and she's like,
I can't, and then it's alt Sultart goes you can,
and then she's like all right. I'm like, wow, I
feel like there wasn't a lot. I can't do it.
Speaker 3: Yes you can, alright, I can, Fine, I'll do it,
but then you'll have to die.
Speaker 2: And it's not even like an eventful.
Speaker 1: Deck because then again, the vortexun I like to do that.
It seems like the vortex could have worked. But then
Selene is like, I'm gonna shoot magic fireballs at.
Speaker 2: Them, and then it didn't work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it's just I thought that one was ill.
He's gonna hit Zultan, yeah, you know, but Sultan Zultan.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it doesn't hit him, and then she's like, oh,
it didn't work. How about Demon Wins? Not the movie
Demon when just try I recommend everyone.
Speaker 2: Watch not good, but watch it.
Speaker 1: She sends Demon Wins, and then that's when Zulta is like, uh,
good luck, car, you can do it. I guess he
thought he was holding her back.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 3: I thought he was gonna like like when when he
grabs her hand at one point and he's like pushing
her forward. I thought that they were like just there
at the edge and she was just gonna make it
and then he was gonna fall. But then they showed
like another look up how much further they had, and
they had like another couple hundred feet to go, So
I was like, what is he pulling her hand up to.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but he, uh, he falls, Let's watch
it again.
Speaker 2: No, I'm good.
Speaker 1: He falls into the vortex and then Supergirl escapes comes
out of the mirror, and then Selena's like, don't come
any closer. I got your friends and hamster balls and
also the third bad guy.
Speaker 2: Yes, she is turned on the third.
Speaker 4: I can't believe she turned on Nigel.
Speaker 1: I know, but then she makes all these spikes in
the ground and Supergirl's like, no, not Jimmy and Lucy
and who my math teacher, I guess is here.
Speaker 3: Reminded me of a hocus poke is when they keep
them in like the cages from the ceiling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so then Supergirl cool, not my shoes lady. Who
So Supergirl, instead of just flying and grabbing the balls
and getting out of there, she freezes the spikes so
they shatter, but then they fall from the cage. I'm like,
they probably broke a bunch of bones falling out a
metal cage on the ground.
Speaker 3: It doesn't even look like there was actually people when
it hit like the it looked like there was like
just like ye stuff, Probably a mannequin in there.
Speaker 1: Now here's the thing, guys, I was shocked by this.
Supergirl well no, Selena uh uses her powers to make
the ground break apart, and Supergirl's tripping and I was
afraid she might fall from the floor, And I kept saying,
how is she going to get out of this?
Speaker 2: How is Supergirl gonna go out?
Speaker 3: She do? What could she do?
Speaker 1: What did you do?
Speaker 2: I don't know, like maybe.
Speaker 4: Fly, maybe fly?
Speaker 2: If flying she could fly? Did you know super Girl
could fly?
Speaker 3: I just thought that she would shape shift into something else.
Speaker 1: No, no, Frank, I think she could have flown. And
how I know that is she's been flying the whole movie.
She yeah, and you might have missed it. There were
three minutes. There were two three minute sequences of her
just flying.
Speaker 3: Two or three man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I couldn't believed. I couldn't believe that someone
wrote that. And as they were filed and no one
went to think, wait, she could fly. This is actually
not a good depth trash.
Speaker 3: That's what the director kept saying. Yes, I do like, I.
Speaker 1: Do like that.
Speaker 2: Biaka tries to bail. She's like, well, Selena, it seems.
Speaker 1: Like you got this undera pulls a tony. I would
be like, well, this seems like it's going south the
h And then she summons the demon and this time.
Speaker 2: We see him and.
Speaker 1: He finally he moves less than a Power Rangers villain.
Speaker 3: It's just like this, yeah.
Speaker 1: And they have this terrible warp effect on him and
he like picks her up and stretches her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he kind of looked like the demon from spawning
it the end.
Speaker 1: Right now, bulsha yeah right.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, okay, so he.
Speaker 1: Looks like a demon just that that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this this this stretching effect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's just standing.
Speaker 1: And you got the rubbery hands and they're not even over.
It's a terrible effect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty even.
Speaker 1: The twins had to be like what's happening And I'm like,
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Girls, He's like, oh my god, this is it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna die, and then Zultan is all insult yeah,
like you can wait.
Speaker 1: They did. They did Star Wars where Obi Wan's voice
helps Luke and they literally did that.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, wait, that's not how Kryptonians is. She
just worked.
Speaker 1: Is she just remembering three minutes ago?
Speaker 3: They needed a way for her to, you know, get
out of this situation Tony, and she just yeah, remembered
him saying, yeah, three minutes ago, climbing that rock out.
Speaker 2: You can do it.
Speaker 3: After after a squirt, I told you you should have
had more squirts.
Speaker 1: I wish I was second titled this episode to Supergirl
squirt anyway.
Speaker 3: Sure that was like Supergirl, That's why she couldn't fly
because she didn't squirt.
Speaker 2: She ran out right out of squirts.
Speaker 1: Okay, so Supergirl gets out of it all and then
she does a tornado wind effect to suck Selena up
into the match mirror, and she throws Bianca in there too.
Fucking she throws both of them and they suck him
into the mirror, and I assume they go to the
phantom zone.
Speaker 3: She made the tornado. She wasn't the tornado. Well, okay,
she made the Well no, no, I'm missed, right, I.
Speaker 1: Think, so, Okay, I think that's how it works.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, all I saw was a tornado on the screen.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's did she Yeah, she flew real quick, okay, yeah,
and it sucked him up and she did like the
flash does that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Uh yeah.
Speaker 1: So she she sucks them up into the phantom zone
and all the bad guys are gone except for Nigel,
who just gets out Scott free. I don't think they
knew how involved he was. And he's just like, yeah,
I was ethan that potion me too, buddy. I definitely
didn't do anything. You can still use that stick. Yes,
we were all victims of her, and no one assisted her.
Speaker 2: Right, We're all on the same base.
Speaker 3: I mean she just wouldn't let him, you know.
Speaker 1: So, Yeah, she tells, she tells all of them that
she has to go home. She's like, I need to
go home and return this, and they should be like, wait,
Kryptonians are still alive.
Speaker 5: Do you want to bring him to Earth and stuff?
Speaker 1: I need to stop by Popeyes just flying with Popeyes
in the end.
Speaker 3: Do you want to bring a bigger ship back so
you can bring everyone?
Speaker 1: Well, the question should be like, hey, didn't you need
like a magic ball to get here, like a ball
like a sphere?
Speaker 2: Do you need that to go back? Or what's going on?
Speaker 3: Doesn't she?
Speaker 1: But she's like, I gotta go. Ethan sad to see
her go. Obviously, the fortress disappears, Everyone's teleported to where
they should go, and then Supergirl Swan dives into the water,
which then leads to inner Space.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, her ship is still in the water.
Speaker 1: That's that's no, because we see her flying to the
city without it. Wait at the very end, right when
it runs into the credits. Yeah, but she's not in
the ball at the end.
Speaker 2: But she goes into the water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, water water, And then I so I took
it as when she landed on Earth in the ball,
she landed in the water.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, So like she went back into the water
to get into her.
Speaker 1: Ship, but she's not using it at the end.
Speaker 4: Yes, so she might.
Speaker 3: She might be in the ship in the end.
Speaker 1: No, she's flying to the city. Maybe she doesn't need
it because now she has superpowers.
Speaker 4: How does she find the city to the water?
Speaker 1: No, guys, I'm starting to think it's not written very well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, clearly we're all confused.
Speaker 1: Also, there's like so many we never see them save
the city. I just we just assume it happens. That
love story between her and Ethan.
Speaker 3: I thought we were gonna see me there again. I
thought that we were gonna go back and they were
gonna be like rejoicing and oh my god, bye, by
the way.
Speaker 1: By the way, got a little ahead of themselves. Her
first great adventure, Oh, the first. And forty two years later,
we're finally getting a new Supergirl.
Speaker 3: Wow. Wow, we saw one in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: Oh, actually, this Supergirl shows up at the very end
of the flash. At the very end of the flash,
there's a bunch of cameos and they have a digital
Christopher Reeve looking at a portal, and then a very
digital Helen Slater appears next to him.
Speaker 2: It's very digital.
Speaker 3: Pretty great.
Speaker 1: There's a Digital Nicholas Cage Superman no way.
Speaker 2: I love Nicholas.
Speaker 1: He was supposed to be Superman in the nineties. They
had a suit and he wears the super Well, Nicholas
Cage shot a scene for the movie and then they
didn't use it, and then they replaced him with the
CGI Nicholas Cage, And even in the interviews he was like, yeah,
I don't know what was going on there.
Speaker 3: Shot He was like, I actually shot that. I don't
know why.
Speaker 2: They also go back.
Speaker 1: I reviewed Spider Noir, the new Nicholas Cage Spider Man show,
where he's like a Spider Man detective. Yeah, fucking hilarious.
Oh my god.
Speaker 2: He's all like, it's Spidering time.
Speaker 1: No, but there is a spoiler for Spider Noir.
Speaker 3: Whoa, I'm only like four episodes in. Yeah, all right,
go ahead, go ahead, spoiler.
Speaker 2: He was in the trailer It's okay.
Speaker 1: His assistant finds out that he's been the Spider the
whole time, and he thinks that's a big revelation, but
then she's like, actually, no, I already know, and it's
a montage of all the times in the past he
got shit faced.
Speaker 2: Drunk and she walked in on him with this Spider.
Speaker 1: So he's like, I'm the Spider. So he would get
ship faced. She would find out he was the Spider,
and then he would sober up and forgot that she
no way, And it's a whole lot of time where
he's like half wearing the suit.
Speaker 4: Is that what you do with the sue Tony?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I wore a spider suit. I made my
own Spider in a war suit. I had to take
it off right away because I couldn't see the black mask.
And the guy was like, I can't see shit anyway.
That was That was someone's phone, probably mine, vibrant. That
was super Girl in nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 2: It's over, it's over, doesn't she doesn't go back to Argo. Well,
she does, but we don't see what happens.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right. Do we find out in the
Quest for Peace?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, you know what's funny when they made Superman four,
he never mentions that adventure his cousin, cousin.
Speaker 3: Stop. He should have. There should have been like one
like off line of him just saying, dang it, I
missed my cousin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what am I gonna do? It's like, well, where
am I gonna go? It's like, you probably live with
those other Kryptonia maybe.
Speaker 2: Right, Wow, I have family out there struggling to survive.
So I rewatched this.
Speaker 1: I had fun watching it because of how ridiculous it is.
It was pretty dumb. It's fun to make fun of.
And Faye run Away as terrible as she probably was
on set, she's kind of very entertaining against the witch Salidae.
I kind of really enjoy her in this. Oh I
forgot to mention, you're lucky your boy heart Wagner got
in this because it was almost John Travolta. No way
he he auditioned for the role of Ethan didn't get it.
Speaker 3: I mean that would have made this movie. They probably
would have made more money.
Speaker 2: Probably probably. But yeah, So I enjoy it on like
some level.
Speaker 1: But it's not great. It's not great at all. The
story is the worst part. The villain's motivation fucking sucks
because she doesn't really do the bad guy plan until
the very end, and she's kind of clueless for most
of the movie. Yep, the threat of the city being
destroyed is forgotten routinely. Ye, she fluted the city at
the end. Did you did you forget that that even existed.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Okay, because there was a part where I'm like, oh right,
the city.
Speaker 2: I forgot that was like.
Speaker 1: A thing that they were trying to say. So, Frank,
now that you watch it its entirety, yeah, no, thank
you for this. I mean it took a break to
watch the next game. But now that you're watching its entirety,
how did they make you feel?
Speaker 3: Also, screw the Knicks. I'm a big Sixers fans, so
oh yeah, sorry for any news fans out there, but yeah,
it's just all in good fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So this movie is just kind of a whole bunch
of different scenes thrown together. Yeah, nothing really matches the
next Like when when she comes out of the Phantom
zone and she hits like the edge and comes through,
she just automatically comes through the window of the Fortress
of Solitude.
Speaker 2: It's very like very coming back through space.
Speaker 1: What's the first solitary Selena's Fortune Superman Fortress?
Speaker 2: So I just get so confused. I don't ever know
where we are.
Speaker 3: It's just every scene just kind of cuts into the
next like it's just ya.
Speaker 1: It just feels so lot. Convenience is the most annoying part.
It's like because it's not being done for comedy, it
should be, but it's like, oh yeah, they just happen
to be there, and that person just happens to do this.
They just happen to know the phantom zone.
Speaker 3: There's no meaning, there's no like hidden depths.
Speaker 1: That man.
Speaker 2: They're all obsessed with the man. Yeah, all obsessed with
the man.
Speaker 3: The writer is a man, pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's he was like, Ladies Love Me was
created by a man, right.
Speaker 3: I mean it's uh yeah, I'll probably never watch it again.
I'm extremely excited for the new Supergirl. A huge fan,
really love what James Gunn is doing with the new DCU.
Speaker 1: Lauren hasn't seen it yet. She's a Snyder Verse. She's like,
bring back Henry cavill.
Speaker 3: Oh you're snivers. Oh you're lying, lying because you don't
want everyone to be like she's just People are really
shitting on the new Supergirl.
Speaker 2: I thought, I think she looks fine, mill million million.
Speaker 1: They keep cherry picking like unflattering images from the trailer. Yeah,
but like, I mean, she's got British teeth, but other
than that, she's fine. I'm just happy she's a cute
blonde again, there's.
Speaker 3: Always gonna be his.
Speaker 1: The Flash Supergirl was like a dark haired she was
Henry Cavill's causing who was very gorgeous.
Speaker 2: But that's not why I think of when you see Supergirl.
Speaker 1: Now, it's awkward when you put all the Supergirls together
and there's just that one.
Speaker 2: You're like, that one doesn't mad who was the best?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm just really excited for the DCU
to finally be like, you know, because it's it's falling
apart what three times now already to where now we're finally.
Speaker 1: They keep trying to be Marble speed.
Speaker 3: Well, no they should have led Zack Snyder finishes. No,
they should have never had him start. But you know what,
do you know what the problem was? I'll tell you
what the problem was real brief. I won't I won't
harp on this for like fifty minutes. I do this
often welcome. Zack Snyder had a vision. They let him
make so many movies like creating this vision in the
Justice League film, and to finish that vision at least
to like hit a point where they can restart. All
he needed to do was make one more Justice League film.
He had in plans to make two, but just make
that into one.
Speaker 1: All his movies financially underperformed. The spinoffs of the movies
did better.
Speaker 2: But then but then you give the reins to U.
Speaker 3: I guess Joss Whedon reshot from Justice League before he
got canceled. But it began with that. Joss Whedon comes
in and tries to fix things that didn't need to
be fixed, and then then that didn't work.
Speaker 2: So then they give it to the Rock, and the
Rocks all like, oh the Rock, They.
Speaker 1: Let's try to take I had my Black Adam. A
fan sent me a Black Adam statue over there somewhere.
Speaker 3: Let's have a Black Adam Adam film without Shazam because
I really want to set up to fight Superman, which
doesn't make any goddamn sense. Then that failed.
Speaker 2: And we wasted Pierce brosen In on Doctor Fate when
that could have happened.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, so good happened. There's so many things, but
they started over. You could start with the new Superman
and it's fine.
Speaker 2: I mean we went hard.
Speaker 1: We started with Creature Commandos, well, actually.
Speaker 3: Creature Commandos Peacemakers Superman Peacemaker season two specifically, right but
you season one still adds into it, and they kind
of It's kind of funny.
Speaker 1: Season one was in the old Cotton, so the last
episode was like the Flash and the Jason Momo Aquaman.
But now Jason mo is going to be in Supergirl
is Lobo. So when they did a recap of season one,
they've reshot it with all the new characters. It's kind
of funny. They're like, they're just pretending it's been in
the new movie continuity all along. But I'm excited for
the new one. I like that she's a drunk, angry Supergirl.
We got to give the girls realistic heroes to look up.
Speaker 2: God read Read Woman at tomorrow.
Speaker 3: If you haven't, I'm sure a lot of you have.
Speaker 1: Laarnes read all of these.
Speaker 3: I'll let you borrow my.
Speaker 4: Lot.
Speaker 3: It's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Plus sets you up for the movie.
Speaker 3: So you could be like, oh, yeah, like they used
this or didn't use it, or I could be more
aware Lobo is not in the comic well, Lauren, Lauren
as a woman, I m a little bit.
Speaker 1: It's a DC Comics movie. We tend to do it.
At least we're under three outs. That's been a problem
in the ba we just can't shut up.
Speaker 3: Question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as as a woman, how did this movie work
for you?
Speaker 4: I enjoyed parts of it. I didn't like the love
the obsession over a man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you saw this as a little girl, would
you have been like, yeah, probably, even though it's very inaccurate,
it's very good.
Speaker 3: I mean it's pretty accurate. No, it's pretty accurate.
Speaker 1: No, she was like fourteen. I don't think John Smith
even liked Pocahontas anyway, all right, come back with a Pocahontas.
I will say, boys month, we do have to do batmanv. Superman.
Finally we should do that for boys mon. Yeah, we
did Man of Steel the first Andrew Cavelsey around. The
episode is called two grown men argue over Man. We
have to do two adult men scream about Batman two children.
I mean four hours probably be that.
Speaker 3: Long for the Red I'm not a huge fan of
Bamman Verse Superman because it's not the storyline that the
people needed.
Speaker 1: So there you go. If you ever go watch the
four hour cut, Yeah, I'm good anyway, That is it
from us. Let us know what you think of the
original Supergirl movie. Are you excited for the new Supergirl.
I guess we'll do the new one. Do you want
to do that live again or pre recorded? Up to you.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get early screening tickets.
Speaker 1: So I've been checking my email to see that.
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: We had to do it live last year because Frank
was like, Tony, I got an early screen the Superman
like perfect. He was like, also, I'm going away for
the weekend. I'm like, motherfucker, so we have to do
a live episode.
Speaker 2: Let me know what you want to do.
Speaker 1: I'm fine with either.
Speaker 3: Trying to get alive or trying to see it early.
We're gonna yeah, I'm gonna work on that. And then
I fixed my Wi Fi issue in my house. Oh good,
because it kept on cutting out.
Speaker 1: We did like three episodes, My favorite Froze with a
mug and then mean Crystal post.
Speaker 3: Nice God.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Where can we find you? Uh?
Speaker 2: You can follow me on Instagram, Frank Underscore, Vulpe Underscore.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: You can check out Neighbor now streaming on Tube.
Speaker 3: It's doing really well. You can check out my IMDb
to see the other films and projects that I have
coming out or that are already out. Also, if you
go on Tube and you type in Frank Volpi. There's
like four or five movies that pop up right now
at the moment everyone's streaming on Tuby. Yeah. Yeah, they
call me the King of Tuby. That's what they like it,
and that's what that's what they're calling me nowadays. I
didn't make up the name. They did now whoever?
Speaker 1: Days now, Lauren?
Speaker 2: If I wanted to sign up for an Asian gambling site.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love soda on that one.
Speaker 2: Wait, it went plug.
Speaker 1: Your Instagram before that one gets hacked?
Speaker 4: You know, I don't even know my new Twitter name.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it's because I was using my old one.
Speaker 3: Hold on, that's how So you're saying I shouldn't friend
you because just don't follow me.
Speaker 1: Please love Underscore Soda three. But you have it locked,
you need You probably locked it when you got your
old account. Definitely don't go to the Wait did they
they like change your handle on there too? It's soda
john On. They changed it to Soda john On.
Speaker 2: You're a genre you are? Should I click this link
and you're by.
Speaker 1: So? Yeah? Well that's good. It's good that they kept
all your old sweets up. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is that the good one?
Speaker 4: That's Instagram. That's the one that's not hock.
Speaker 3: You want to be friends?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can be friends.
Speaker 3: All right, Look you're watching it right now live on
We're friends. I requested love so.
Speaker 1: Free as on Instagram for now. But yeah, and also
me and Lauren want to shout out. I forgot to
write his name down, the guy who gifted for Patreon
subscriptions to get me and Lauren to play the new
Resident Evil. The Shrek mods we played. We made the
character Shrek and then one of the monsters is a
giant Shrek. Yes, so I still have not played that
game normally. I've only played it with the Shrek.
Speaker 4: I love what he says eat shit. That's my favorite part.
Speaker 1: Fit Oh he did he really?
Speaker 4: Can you pause on that moment.
Speaker 2: The monster says to eat ship.
Speaker 1: But it's funny when it's coming out of a giant
Trek smell.
Speaker 4: It was so cool.
Speaker 2: So thank you for that. Check that out.
Speaker 1: It's on the second channel. We did a whole live
stream model Resident Evil Shrek wiem we called it. So
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