Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Thursday where we
talk about Bravo and sometimes pop culture. Today, I've got
my friends. I've got Dylan and Pat from Bad TV.
How you doing? Guys?
Speaker 2: Pat, you go first tell Mary Payne how you're doing.
Speaker 3: I'm doing wonderful. I'm happy to be on Pink Shade.
I miss you.
Speaker 1: I m P Dylan, how you doing?
Speaker 2: I echo his sentiments we miss you? And I just
wish that I had a subtitle the way that Pat
has on his screen, the bad Boy of Reality TV
recap at Dylan Pete Wren. I feel a little lame,
but we miss you terribly.
Speaker 4: MP.
Speaker 2: It's really good to see you you guys.
Speaker 1: Pat, Where have you come up with this title?
Speaker 3: By the way, Kate Chastin gave us from gave it
to us from Below Deck.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're sticking with it.
Speaker 3: And by the way, if Dylan and I don't talk
over each other, it's because Reality Steve when we were
on his show, he uh coached us up, actually chastised
us on uh cross talk. So that's why we don't
talk over each other.
Speaker 1: Thanks to you, well, I we cross talk all over each
other on this show, and I try to stop, but
sometimes you can't help me. You want to make your point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Steve's doing I think he's talking about Dylan. Don't
do that. Seve's gonna yell you Steve, Like, is he
in trouble now because Bachelor's been canceled? Like, what is
Steve doing now? I think he's talking about sports?
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 2: We're just lobbing opaque? Fucking cannonball is a reality Steve
right now on Mary Payn's airwaves.
Speaker 1: I don't even know him. Am I supposed to be
mad at him? Do you want to talk about how
much we don't like Nick Vile? We can talk about that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he sucks, He's talk I'm excited to see
Taylor Frankie Paul's cut down season of The Bachelorette. You know,
we've been begging the show to do shorter episodes, and
I think that this season might have seven minute episodes.
What the scoop?
Speaker 1: What's the scoop on that? When are they really like?
What is the scoop?
Speaker 2: When are they releasing? I think it's like September or something.
They're going to release it later in the year. But
they got a lot of editing to do. And it's
strange because there's no amount of editing that could take
the person that threw a chair at her boyfriend and
child off the television screen. She's the main person.
Speaker 3: I love. I love how though they think enough time
passes that then it's okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Can I tell you they're not.
Speaker 3: All chairs being thrown at a baby? You ever heard that.
Speaker 1: Saying they're not wrong? Because she's on a little bit
of redemption tour right where she just admitted that she
was in and out of a treatment facility, self checked
in and checked right out. I'm just here to tell
you that's not great. When you check in and check
right back out. Well you should stay stay a bit.
Speaker 3: I don't think it helps that. I think her baby
daddy or fiance Dakota just called the cops on her again.
So he's really throwing a wrench into this. Yeah, it
wasn't that this week.
Speaker 2: He's a saboteur, he's a real he's a real dick.
He's just trying to take her down because she's on
a path of righteousness and self improvement and Dakota is
just trying to throw speed bumps in her way.
Speaker 1: Is that true. Did he call the cops on her
this week? Because they have a straight they have no
contact with each other, they can't be Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: Something over a custody issue again this week. Yeah, I
could be wrong across you know, I guess fact check me.
By the way, now that.
Speaker 2: We're talking about the fact checking, it's real. It was
a day ago he called the He called the cops
on on Taylor Frankie Paul. So yeah, So anyways, we're
excited for that season.
Speaker 3: Hold on, I want to talk about this because we're
talking about The Bachelor. I always say that I should
be a producer for TV. You know, by the way,
the Bachelor people producers. I know they probably listened Pink Shad.
They probably big fans. Do not steal this idea. Scrap
Bachelor and Bachelorette future shows. Here is your zillion dollar idea,
because this is what people want to see. Bachelor legacy.
Take the Bachelor cast from season one to season five,
two thousand and two to two thousand and six. Put
the best of the best that are all single. Now
have them in a house. The show is one hour,
not two hours. You have I don't know thirty people,
fifteen males fifteen females. It's a recapture of the past.
You look back on their past season because we love
seeing all that old footage. We see what they're up
to now, and then we're not reinventing the wheel. We're
going on dates with these people, kaya reconnecting them and
it's just gonna be a fun show. And I'd love
to watch that show on Monday nights.
Speaker 1: Like singles and singles. Not sure, Yeah, got gotcha.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that show could easily get one hundred
thousand people. You think so, yeah, easily.
Speaker 1: You know who should host it? Friend Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 3: I'd love that.
Speaker 1: He'd be so good at it.
Speaker 3: He'd be like, yeah, steal the reunion, that weasel, Nick Vile.
Speaker 2: That's right, Okay, Hey MP, sorry, it's your show. We
kind of forget sometimes, we just we we we haven't
seen you in such a long time, so when we
get in these chat rooms with you, we just get
excited and want to mix it up and start pitching
our ideas.
Speaker 3: No, let's kill on reality T. Hey reality T. I
want you to write this. Pat for Bad TV said,
why is Nick Vile hijacking reunions from Netflix shows that
he doesn't host that loser.
Speaker 1: That that is at bad TV Podcast. If anybody'd like
to make comments, the d ms are open over on
at bad tv Podcast, not at Pink Shade. I have lots.
I also have feelings on Nick Viole, but you know
we've discussed it at nauseum the three of us, So
let me pull up my notes here for Bravo. Let's
talk about I've been listening to all your recaps, of course,
as I do, and I have to tell you your
Valley recaps are so funny. And can I tell you
that so when you it's whenever. I'm always listening on
Patreon and I hear it and it's the Summer of
sixty nine? Is the song that you play for that show?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think, why, oh no, no, no, no, Summer of
sixty nine is? Can I just say big hug through
the television screen. I don't know how you find the
time to listen to us. We love you for listening
to us.
Speaker 1: I'm in the car, I'm blow drying my hair. Got
I got time, I got time.
Speaker 3: The heat is on.
Speaker 1: The heat is on. Yes, okay, it's summer for a
summer house. And by the way, I listen to those
two and I don't even watch Summerhouse. I just listened
to you.
Speaker 3: Talking about it.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is on because it's hot in the valley,
Is that why?
Speaker 2: Yes, the valley is seven to fifteen degrees hotter than
other parts of Los Angeles right now. It's like, what
is it seventy seven degrees in Silver Lake. It's actually
one hundred and twenty seven degrees in Woodland Hills. So
you know, that's just kind of the thing.
Speaker 3: Now, MP The valley was made fun of for at
least fifty years, mocked in multiple movies as a horrible
place to live, as a horrible place to be dragged
to if you were a girl that wanted to live
up in the hills. I think swingers made fun of,
like don't go to the eight winy eight. And now
it is the crown jewel of Los Angeles. People are
begging to get into the real estate market here in
the valley.
Speaker 1: But Danny and Ea are so poor they couldn't even
afford the valley. They had to go to Santa Clarita.
Speaker 2: All of these people are so poor they can't afford
the valley. The valley used to be a working class,
four people in the industry with families that were not like,
you know, douchebags that lived in Santa Monica and Beverly Hills.
Now it's being overrun by you know, people from the valley.
I mean the TV showed the valley. You know, it's
bad Mauricio. We've talked about it before. It's Mauricio's fault.
Mauricio has destroyed the valley.
Speaker 1: The agency is the agency.
Speaker 2: The agency.
Speaker 1: Okay, well we can blame him for a few things then, yeah, yeah,
definitely his wife turned into a lesbian be blamed for that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, him, that was that was just her friend.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, Okay, I'm an Mike, you love me.
I'm sure. Speaking of the stop playing all day.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be.
Speaker 1: On except when I was on TV. Except when I
was on TV. Given Kyle that pretty little lady a tattoo,
remember that was? She just let her friend tattoo her
or tattooed her. I was like, I don't, this is
not regulated. You so has to do that. Yeah, yeah, weird.
Speaker 2: If I was MO, I wouldn't be as vindictive as him,
but I would have definitely had a lot more questions
than he had. But anyways, it's fine.
Speaker 3: But by the way, if you want to meet Moe
in person, head over to Craigs on any night that
ends in. Why he'll be leaning up to the bar
and if you're younger than twenty five, he'll hit on you.
Speaker 1: That's where we saw him. We were in la at Crags.
Speaker 3: I knew it.
Speaker 1: Yes, we were done with dinner. Was me and my producer,
Ingrid and Matt mar Reality Gaze. We were at dinner.
We'd had a nice dinner and uh we because you
know why not, we had another drink because I'm definitely
sure we needed it and stood at the bar and
Ingrid's like, h six o'clock, Mauricio, it was like ten
o'clock and he was coming in for dinner with a
blonde young lady.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, if you want to find him in the
daylight kind of the like a day walk or kind
of sighting, Yeah, just go to any of the pot
shops around Laurel Canyon, Adventura and.
Speaker 3: You'll see him.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Well he's busy, he's booked and blessed.
That's so funny. Well, the valley, I gotta tell you,
I know that it's depressing, but like you guys have
said on your show, like because you guys are sort
of that same age and that same shit with little
kids and wives that I've had babies and and I
do appreciate how you guys are like, yeah, your wife
just had a baby. She doesn't want to have sex
to you, and she doesn't want you to go fishing,
Like yeah.
Speaker 2: I think one of the frustrating things about the show
is I think that like my generation to a certain degree,
past generation, Pat's an excer or Pats an exer. I
think I'm a millennial, but we're like actively trying to
be better fathers than our fathers were and be more
active with the kids, be more engaged with the rear ring.
And I see my friends and I'm like hopeful, like
we're all kind of, you know, trying to do better.
And then I watched The Valley and I'm reminded that
there are just guys out there that do not fucking
get it. I mean, I understand that Luke's has a
particularly difficult thing on his hands. I think Kristin is
dealing with a pretty you know, pretty serious bout of
postpartum anxiety.
Speaker 1: Totally, but.
Speaker 2: I mean, Pat jokes about it all the time. Do this,
rub her shoulders and shut your fucking mouth. What are
you doing talking about how you feel right now? It's
so crazy.
Speaker 3: The advice i'd give the young men with you know,
with a newborn and your wife at home, just shut
up for two years.
Speaker 1: Oh two years, okay, well you can do. But by
then maybe another baby's come along. So now you got
to shut for four ho what's.
Speaker 2: Four Yeah, that's that's how you get that's how you get.
Just mash casualty events. I wouldn't say just shut up
for two years, but definitely for the first couple of months,
four to six months, Like, let's definitely he was talking
about sexual Luke was talking about his frustration with the
sexual fast when she was three months postpartum, which is
I didn't I just didn't think guys did that. Still,
it's just such a not not for any kind of
altruistic reasoning, but it's just a it's kind of like
a survival thing, like don't you don't want to you
don't want to go in that that area. It's actually
really dangerous.
Speaker 3: Near there.
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can see what your body looks like, like mashed potatoes
after you had a baby, you know what I mean.
They can see what you look like, they can see
how you haven't slept, they can see how you're you know,
all the physical stuff plus the mental stuff. And then
if the wife has longer maternity leave and stays home
and doesn't go back to work or whatever, and then
you're dealing with like one person has it slept, it's
really really bad. And then to have dudes in cargo
shorts with cameras in your house all the time, it's
got to be like another layer of Like I can't
even get in my kitchen to get a coke because
these guys are stomping around my tiny house.
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Speaker 3: You seen the clear pivot with Bravo programming to now
start catering towards viewership of our ilk of parenting Because
Bravo's original programming was you know, housewives, and then it
was people working at bars and now of late, you're
starting to see this program of family oriented like parenting,
because you have, of course The Valley, and then you
had the Shaw's Valley and what's the other.
Speaker 2: One in this City is in the City Babies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're starting to do that. I think there's more
to come and it's kind of an interesting.
Speaker 1: I'm so despondent about the pausing of Ladies of London,
Like what I mean that show was, That's what my
wife was saying, Stellar Steller, you doing not.
Speaker 2: Green lighting that immediately immediately.
Speaker 1: It's just like Rhode Island. It took off. Everybody loved everybody.
It was so great. And then, of course the rumors
have come out that Margo and her husband did some
sort of lawsuit against Bravo saying she got a bad
edit for looking like a homophobe. Well, you were like
literally saying to Mark Francis like ew, prance Away like ew,
like you were a homophobe lady, right, And I was
always trying to be nice to her because I was like, oh,
maybe she's got some issues, but no, now I hate
her because I think she got.
Speaker 2: One lawsuits has Bravo had. That's not a reason to
slow production.
Speaker 3: Dylan, can I take you. They need to stop making deals.
So when Ninia comes out and sues them and then
you find out that they made a backdoor deal to
give her a reality show, you open up the door.
You got to have like a steel wall that says
we're not negotiating, you signed a contract.
Speaker 2: We always say that reality television talent is the lowest
wrong and they should be treated as such. I mean,
that's how we get the best TV. You know, they
should be treated like war criminals, honestly.
Speaker 1: And you know I cover Love after Lockups, So there
you go back to the valley real quick.
Speaker 3: So one of the issues with the Valley that I
have is it is it leans a little depressing.
Speaker 1: It does, but that time of your life is kind
of depressing.
Speaker 2: It can't be really hard.
Speaker 1: It's hard.
Speaker 3: So I always say what's missing from the Valley is
some fun, and what brings fun is new couples. So
if I was a producer in casting, I'd say, why
don't we have two younger, hot couples in the mix,
because there's there's nothing wrong. More is always better in
reality TV. As Matt Sharp with Love after lock Up
in ninety Days, he just throws couples at the you know,
at you.
Speaker 1: It's just because rotating, rotating door, five minute vignettes, five
minute vignettes, and then you just your brain just keeps
getting it.
Speaker 3: And then they move on really quickly. And now Meredith,
first sight I saw they're gonna have seven couples in
this new season. Love it for a sight, finally realize
more is better, seven couples. I don't understand why the
Valley they threw a bunch of you know, they added Laala,
they added Swartz. I don't really think they add anything
to the show.
Speaker 1: I think Laala does. I think Laala does Schwartz. It's
just like, Hi.
Speaker 2: So much.
Speaker 3: No I hate Swarts.
Speaker 1: I know you, I know you hate Schwartz, but I
don't know you hate Lala.
Speaker 3: I don't hate Laala. I just I think she's trying
to find her place in the group. And it's kind
of as like the The Mama Bear is where I.
Speaker 2: Think, Yeah, I think Pat's issue and people can feel
this with lawas it's it's a little contrived.
Speaker 1: The Valley is a much you mean you're gonna get popped?
Speaker 3: What you mean?
Speaker 2: Right? Right? So so like so absolutely not though, right
we can't do that. You can't go from like criticizing
women about their summer bodies and then start talking about
how people are going to get capped years later. But
the Valley has a serious problem with the cast. I
don't think that the cast is entertaining enough. I don't
think they're dynamic enough. I don't think they're intelligent enough.
I mean, you can see when you're watching reality TV.
You can see when people have a dynamic wit that
you want to keep watching. No one on this show
has that. No one on this show has it except
for Lacey. Lacey is the only one, and she's not
on the show that often.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have a dynamic wit. She's just mean.
Speaker 2: She's crazy, though I do I think that's she's got
a whit. But Nia needs a more robust challenge. La
La is not going to cut it. But if we
could talk about bad dads for one second, Danny is
you look at Danny, who's if you have four children
and your body looks like that.
Speaker 1: It's incredible his body. You're like, Wow, you drink a lot,
but how does your body look like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm not saying that, you know, if you're
into that kind of thing and that's what you know,
that's what makes you happy. That's fine, but it's also
very clearly you and Nia are about the presentation, and
it's so they're they're they're so bad at navigating like
this this lie that they're telling, which is we're just
here to know you guys are here to present this thing.
You're both very pageanty and uh. And then you've got Zach,
who is just one of the most grating people I've
seen on reality TV and.
Speaker 1: Something, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Why do I always have to interject? I don't know
why I always have to be in the middle. Zach.
You do not, you giant headed monster. You do not
have to be in the middle of everything. Oh but
it's a great show. We love covering it.
Speaker 1: He has, he has been full eyes. Who do I
have a problem with, Well, you know Danny's closet drinking
and hiding white claws in the bathroom and saying he's
not drinking while he's pouring Tito's into a solo cup.
For me, as a wife of a recovering alcoholic, it's
pretty fucking triggering. Danny is very triggering to me, and
every single thing Lala is saying, as she is also
a recovering alcoholic, about when you're hiding it and doing things.
Everything he's doing is things I used to do. And
this is you have a drinking problem. Like that's it.
And the more they can be like, well, everybody else drinks,
everybody else puts their shit out there. I'm gonna get
drunk and fall down and maybe throw up and whatever.
Like I'm not in a closet hiding I'm not taking
white claws up to the bathroom and saying I didn't
do it. I'm not saying I'm not drinking at your
party while the camera catches you pouring Tito's into a
solo cup, like you have a drinking problem. Like I
understand your church, you know, doesn't like gay people and
doesn't like drunks. I get it, but you need to
just he to me is the biggest problem.
Speaker 3: The leather pants, Oh my gosh, the leather pants alone,
we hear you, mp well.
Speaker 2: And the other thing is like other people do drink,
but the the the wreckage is a self directed thing.
They're not. They're not smacking people on the ass or
following people into closets and making people feel uncomfortable. They're
just embarrassing themselves, which is fine, and maybe they get
into a fight. I think the thing that's really frustrating
is Danny's. Danny's I don't understand the allegiance that the
cast has to these this queen and king of the show.
It's like aunt Hill Empire. Are these two presiding over
But when Danny gets to fall back on this, I
just don't want my I don't want this narrative to
be perpetuated. That's why I'm hiding it. It's like, no, dude,
that's not what's going on. Man, That's not it. It's
a convenient thing for you to say, this is why
I'm doing it. You just have a substance abuse problem.
It's fine all of us. Do you know one way
with one thing or another?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: I put this theory out there on our show, which
is when Jack left, it opened up like a space,
and I think they're all fighting for who show it is,
So they're all kind of like grouping up together to
see to grab power. So Brittany, I think is lost
without Jack's as much as a scumbag as he is,
because at least he held power at the top of
the pyramid and now he's it's a free for all,
so they're all trying to form their own little groups.
Speaker 1: Well, I like how Brittany has come out and just
said like this shit with Nia, like she's fake. I
like how she's just like and Chris is like, wow,
I've never heard Brittany like have so much vitrioll. I
was like, she barely said six words. She was just like,
I don't trust the girl. Well, I don't know why
she takes up for her husband, and she just sort
of called it like it is with Nia. And I
liked it because I was like, Okay, that made me
respect Brittany that she's just like I'm not going to
go on this narrative like Nia so nice? Nia so nice?
Speaker 3: She's not, you know, little little Batty gave me some
information this week, Danny did Are you aware that Danny
and Nia have a daughter that is actively an actress
making money for the family. Oh?
Speaker 1: They you mean they want of their kids? The four
world I've seen come with me as I get ready
for my day and as I take my daughter to
blah blah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's actually kind of funding the family to a
certain degree.
Speaker 1: Well, she must.
Speaker 3: Who's a little battye Oh, that's our listeners.
Speaker 1: Okay. I was like, is that is that a rapper
that I don't know? Little Battie?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a little zan. Yeah. Little Adelaide is the
cutest little.
Speaker 1: Kid I I the newest.
Speaker 2: My gosh, she's so freaking cute. But yes, I can't
stand the gas lighting of Brittany. Poor Brittany who is
allowing men into her life that are throwing her into
hedges and asking her for forty bucks so they can
get home. There's a big problem there. But also leave
her alone. If she wants to suck down shellfish the
night before a major surgery, let her. Okay, she's one
hundred percent right about me, as she's the only one
that can see it.
Speaker 1: That's and I'm glad she's the I think other people
see it, but they don't want to say it.
Speaker 3: Alaa sees it of course, just so weird.
Speaker 2: It's like, what are you? You're not going after Alan
Dulles and the Cia. Okay, it's two people that live
in a fucking track home in Santa Clarita. What is
everyone so intimidated about? Just be honest about what they're doing.
Speaker 3: Well, they're not intimidated by Danny. He's like a you know,
he's like a caribou with a bum knee, like you
can eat him alive. It's Nia. She's the force and
you'll see that. And you know, we saw the teaser
like she stood in front of Danny when Lala was
coming for him. It's a it's a pretty fun scene.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait a second, Wait a second, a second, can
we just go back to caribou with the bum knee?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, any hooved kind of prey if they
need to be as agile as humanly possible because they're uh,
they're they're attacked by wolves, lions, lions.
Speaker 1: So they can't run very fast and they they're gonna
be the first one taken.
Speaker 2: Y think think of Danny as like a drunk caribou,
Like if if a cariboo had snuck a bunch of
buffalo trace in a closet and then was trying to
get away by from wolf was trying to break its
steamer with its mouth.
Speaker 1: If you guys aren't listening to bad TV, this is
what you're getting. This is what you're getting. It's a
lot of real and you've made some sort of cia reference.
I just let it go because you know, last time
I mentioned something about an airport and you went offered, Tim,
and it's about Dulla's airport, So I, yeah, I can't.
Speaker 3: To continue the metaphor. So Danny as the drunk caribou,
A bunch of wolves are eating him alive, and he's
trying to tell them that he actually didn't drink. They
still eat it.
Speaker 2: They don't care, They're just tearing into his flesh. Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 1: I love. I loved on last episode the description and
the nonsense discussion of Colk holding the cooking and I
was like, isn't that just like what Jerry Folwell Junior
did with his wife and the poor boy he sat
in the corner and watch the pull boyfuck his wife.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, and then then you pretend to cry,
but you're actually getting off on it.
Speaker 1: And also puff Daddy did that with Cassie and whoever.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm a massive fan of that.
Speaker 3: By the way, how much have you experienced in life
where that's where you need to go to get off?
Speaker 1: Are you asking me?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: If you if you had a response to that, MP,
I'd be concerned.
Speaker 1: You're like lady you're saying you're you're you're in your
coastal fashion, sitting at your beach house like you're here,
way different than I thought. Okay, let's talk about Rhode
Island though, because a lot of things came up, and
when we start, we're continuing this rumor about Rosie and
this basketball coach. Now, you guys are sports people. Who
is this basketball coach? Is like University of Rhode Island
basketball coach or something.
Speaker 2: No, even big sports people don't know who this person is.
Speaker 1: Okay, and it's like community college basketball coach. I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's like a big Let me tell
you what the what it speaks to. It speaks to
small town. And in a small town like this, everybody's
in everybody's business. So he does not even a name,
but you can't get away with anything in a small town.
Speaker 1: She's the local news, she's the local news girl doing
the weather, you know, local on the eights and all that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's a well known basketball coach, probably for
the community college or maybe a small university there, so
everyone knows. And again that's partly to why the show
was so successful. Is you know Kelsey knows that Rosie
has two mortgages because she probably dated the guy.
Speaker 1: Yea the mortgage? Yeah yeah right?
Speaker 2: And I found a picture of him. Do you mind
if I share the picture? No?
Speaker 1: Let me see it? Is he real ugly? Because they
talked about how a lot who Let's see this is
the guy? Well he looks like University of Georgia but
his kids, but it can't be right. Is the Rhode
Island Bulldogs.
Speaker 2: I don't know guy Providence. He's a good looking guy, but.
Speaker 3: He looks like he's in his forties.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can I share it happened?
Speaker 3: Let me share a personal story. I think the audience
will enjoy this, Okay. I don't ever understand how people
in a small town, for example, Brian thinking he's going
to get away with an affair.
Speaker 1: Okay, that my mom stupid.
Speaker 3: My mom was married to a guy. Okay, and this
guy that she was married to decided it was a
good idea to get engaged to another woman three towns over,
and then had the balls to print their engagement of
a photo of them and announce it in a newspaper.
Thinking he's going to get away with it, right, and
then go on a trip with this woman to Disney
World with this woman. And while he's gone, my mom
gets a phone call from the girl who's engaged to
my mom's husband, saying, I think we have a problem.
My sisters engaged to your husband. And I'm sitting there
watching my Saturday Morning cartoons and my Mom's like, oh no, no,
he's married to me, and I hear the whole thing
go down. Small town bullshit, How the F do you
think you're gonna get away with this? It took about
ten minutes for the phone to start ringing off the
hook for my mom to find out he had a
separate apartment three towns over, living a completely different life,
and he got away with it for about three months
before the entire town doew And actually people knew before that.
But I don't know how Bryant thought he was going
to take this. When you're having an affair, you can't
go out to dinner. What you're left with is probably
having sex in your office and that's it.
Speaker 2: And an affair in La it would be hard exactly
go out in public all the time here and they're
in Cranston.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean, it's crazy. The rosie stuff is crazy.
The Kelsey stuff is crazy. This is And then even
I kind of forgot until we got to the reunion
about the thing about Kelsey dating Dino, because I think
when that first came on the show, I was like,
so with my spreadsheet trying to figure out their faces.
I literally had a spreadsheet. I was like, I don't
understand who is all they look like the same person.
Finally figured it out. We also we also talked about
Billy and Alicia, and she's just I hope she doesn't
go Jorinda and lean so far into like her catchphrases,
like I hope she just stays kookie, like Sonya Morgan,
you know. But she was like, I don't know when
if I was dating he was a staka. But she
says that that they are just they are now discussing
a wedding, and she goes, I want to do it
in Greece because his family's from Greece and you know,
Mama Mia and all that. So so are we seeing
season two wedding in Greece.
Speaker 3: He's in some drama, and I think she may be
smart enough to now start you know, how these people are.
They now start getting feedback and they're like, no, you
got to start. You got to start thinking season three,
make season two your planning with Billy and a little drama,
and that's how I think it's going to play out.
The real question is I predicted Kelsey's going to dump
that dude, that dud William, because you can't be serious
with the guy who admits he beats off on a reunit. Okay,
you got to dump that loser.
Speaker 1: And you're calling him William his god given government name,
William l Europa.
Speaker 3: Got to dump that dou because you know she's getting
DMD by people that I don't know.
Speaker 1: Are the court look at her? Are you know she's
got another guy that's going to give her another house,
another nice car bill. Is like, I'm two car payments
away from being done with your car payment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. But it was going to keep that
gym members. So he's gone. Now. The real question is
Rula and Brian. I will say currently, right now, she
is still getting information about what a scumbag Brian is.
I say, six months before the new season drops, there's
an announcement of a separate There is no way that
marriage survives us.
Speaker 2: Into season two. There's there's something to be said. For like,
I think like my generation and people are getting divorced
very very quickly and very very good. That good, that's great.
I I I understand like sticking together and taking the
vows very seriously in sickness and in health and all
that stuff. It It drives me insane to see somebody
like Rula stick with somebody like that. Does it like
frustrate you to see Rula standing beside somebody who deserves
absolutely no loyalty whatsoever at this point.
Speaker 1: That rule of thing is so crazy. Well, first of all,
we should showed up with that. Rachel knows from New
Jersey that the who will knows the same knows as
Rachel from New Jersey. Remember, I don't listen the god
bless she didn't like her nose. She wanted to fix it.
Everybody's got something, and I'm all for plastic surgery. Do
what you want. I don't know why everybody goes with
that nose, like, I don't know why everybody goes with that.
Oh that's everybody goes with that nose.
Speaker 3: The office and he points literally at a ski slope
and he says, you want this, and they say this, No.
Speaker 1: I think it is. It's Cindylou who who is just
only two from Whoville. That's what it is. It's they
turned to the side. It's like, whoop, it's crazy. So anyway,
so she got it, God bless them. She likes it.
You know, she got a lip flip whatever. Okay, great,
But the more that Joe Ellen just is like just
like it's just like she's gonna pull out a CBS script,
like she's got so many receipts, so many receipts, and
every time they talk about it, Joel and I go, oh, no,
that was wrong, No hold on, let me just and
she's just and Nope, that's wrong. She's got so many
receipts that Rula just needs to stop. Okay. When they
said when they said, Rula said Brian was divorced in
twenty ten, she met him in twenty thirteen. They got
married in twenty sixteen. But she will not say March seventh,
July fourth, October third. She won't say the date of
the anniversary, which is probably pretty she won't say it.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. Though, he comes out and he
has a timeline that's two years off. Forget the month.
He's two years off. Their timeline and Pat and I
discussed this. You know, Pat's had to coordinate some stuff
in the a legal environment, right, and whether it's in
a legal environment or you're just trying to hide some
shit from your mom when you're in high school with
your friends. Yeah, the usual suspects this shit. Get everyone
all start straight bucking page.
Speaker 3: Yeah if it's this isn't even.
Speaker 2: An elaborate scam, it's a six year timeline. Lula and Brian,
pull your head out of your ass because you have
a very fear You want to talk about a wounded caribou.
Joe Ellen is a wolf. Okay, she's so good at
this and I know that she's a psycho, but I
love he She was the hero of that episode. I mean,
she was unbelievable that reunion can. I so grateful for her.
Speaker 3: She did more work than she needed to do. I
would have said, the one last piece of evidence, reach
out to the Spanish teacher aka Brian's ex and just
get a statement from her.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, But I mean Joe Ellen is
like Brian got divorced in March of twenty sixteen. You
were pregnant in February of twenty sixteen. So you did
get pregnant while he was still married, And she's like, no,
I met him in twenty thirteen when you got Marridy.
He was divorced in twenty ten. She's like, his divorce
didn't even start until twenty eleven, so he definitely wasn't
divorced in twenty ten. So I don't know if Rula
just didn't know. I mean, she is like a CPA.
She's not a dummy. Joel's like, he's a polygamist, So
how did he marry you and marry her?
Speaker 2: She's not a dummy. But there are all different kinds
of intelligence. I couldn't if I had to do what
Rula did, I'd bang my head against a wall. Numbers
do not work in this brain. But it's a little
bit like a neurosurgeon. There're some of the most brilliant
people in the world, but you put them at a
dinner party and they're going to, you know, a little.
They don't have the best social skills. Rula does not
know how to get out of this wet paper bag,
and the people were theorizing that he's got something on
her because the allegiance she has to him, given what
he looks like, given what he's done, given her own
financial independence, given the fact that she's a badass in
her own right, something really weird is going on. And yeah,
not just Rula and Brian, but this entire cast is
definitely brushing up against some some stints in the clink.
And I think by the time we get to season five,
one or two of these people will be in prison.
Speaker 3: For I'll go on house shop and I'll place some
money on that, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The thing too about Liz and Jerry. When Jerry
comes up, no matter what you said to Jerry, if
you would have said to Jerry, you know, right before
you came out here, like Liz fucked a cameraman, Jerry
would have been.
Speaker 3: Like, we talked about it. It's fine.
Speaker 1: He was so baked or so drunk or something, no
matter what. And they said something about Dino getting attention,
and Liz is like for all the wrong reasons. I
was like, yeah, because isn't he under in like federal investigation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he by the way, they offered him a deal
and he didn't take it. The idiot probation.
Speaker 1: Now I do a federal crime like and you do
always always take the deal.
Speaker 2: Famously didn't take the deal. Sweet Karen take the deal.
Speaker 1: Do you know who took the deal at the last minute?
Speaker 3: Shaw? Now she's out.
Speaker 1: Now she's out. Thank god, I haven't seen her much.
Speaker 2: Elizabeth Holmes is still in there.
Speaker 1: That's right, didn't take the deal. And so all right,
So Brian says, for legal reasons, you know, I can't talk.
Speaker 3: About this but due to a non disclosure.
Speaker 1: And goes, I can talk about it. So here's what
it is. And Joel and is like, nope, sorry, no,
that's not correct. And I'm sorry, just say something else
because in a something from over here, and I'm going
to pools and I'm going to have my husband hand
me another phone, and I she was so good what
he said. She's a psycho. And she's like, yeah, I know,
I loved it. So he says Joel, and also let
them know that she has nothing better to do than
to research this. She's unemployed because of them.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: She also that Brian's dad, who's eighty, because Brian's like
my age, dad found mistresses dirty underwear in a guest
room at their house.
Speaker 3: They bloss right over that.
Speaker 1: Bryan fucking is mistress at the parents house. Brian's got
enough money to get a hotel room.
Speaker 3: What are we doing well the hotel room.
Speaker 2: True, yeah, there's also receipts that it won't take out hotel.
Speaker 1: How do you know? Great question, Brian says, your butt
smells like garlic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's lots of It was a very, very toxic reunion.
The Chanel receipt was pretty good, probably the best receipt
drop I've seen on a reunion. The how did she?
Speaker 1: How did how? How did she get his client number
at Chanel and then see as his client number what
he purchased she has. Okay, here's what I want to
tell you. I have a friend who used to work
for Tiffany, So he worked in like the corporate whatever
at Tiffany. We had a friend that a long time ago,
I mean yeah, twenty years ago, got engaged and got
a Tiffany ring for this woman he was engaged to.
She got so mad at him that she flushed it
down the toilet and so it's gone. So then he
bought her another one, which of course we thought was
a mistake. And so I asked my friend to look
that up to see if that was true, because I
was like, certainly he bought her a fake Tiffany ring,
because there's no way he's dumb enough to buy her too.
My friend who worked for Tiffany was able to look
that up and found out, yes he did. So all
you gotta do is know somebody that'll look in the
system for You's a small town that that's bad for Chanelle,
you know, right.
Speaker 2: The other thing is, like, I don't the pot store
seems like it could be Legit could also very easily
be money laundering.
Speaker 1: Not sure, but this allegedly.
Speaker 2: Allegedly alleged. It's all alleged. But we we we we
have to say that and we mean that, okay, because
we don't know.
Speaker 1: We don't know, but it's fair. It's a real big house.
It's a real big house on the water.
Speaker 2: It's a massive house.
Speaker 4: So the the other thing is this bunyon bungalow combined
with a a med spatox.
Speaker 2: I'm not very clearly an unkempt uh uh monster. But
do you go and get your bunyan removed at the
same spot that you get boatox?
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't get I wouldn't also get my GLP
one from a botox or foot doctor.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Nor he was like, and then in the afternoon I
felt fat, I do botox, and then when I felt puffy,
I do lymphatic drainage, and then I get my na
D I V and then I get my uh bunion
scraped and then I'm like, you you need to go
outside like you're doing.
Speaker 2: Dash, you're getting You're singing like a canary. That's the
thing that's so beautiful about this is they the lenses
get on them and they feel like.
Speaker 1: Joe Judaice Jo.
Speaker 3: It's an East Coast thing too. It really is an
East Coast thing. They love to talk and brag. It
feels good in the moment, and then they'll pay for
it later. Also, Beth the mistress, she was an esthetician
and a business partner also in that establishment. Running out
of that.
Speaker 1: She was a well she's either a PA or a
nurse practitioner, because when Joe Ellen pulled out some of
a receipts, she was like one of the partners was
a nurse practition She's like, she's the one that's suing you,
meaning that's the woman who's having the affair with How
did you find out her name.
Speaker 3: Was Beth, Well, I just looked it up. It's Beth Walker.
Speaker 2: You're so allegedly it's Walker.
Speaker 1: Well, she's ligitious, so let's say allegedly.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, yeah yeah. And she also looks like
a thin version of Dog the bounty hunter. She does
Brian stick with Rula.
Speaker 1: That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. Okay, let's talk
about the tracker on his car and him saying because
of the non disclosure, I can't talk even though it's
a dismissed case, and they all go, it's a dismiss case.
You could talk about whatever you want and it's you
and your wife. He was like, yeah, so anyway, but
what I will say is uh, having to having to
be away from her for four weeks, I definitely and
banging the other chick at all? Nope, not at all.
I I took those four weeks of celibacy and I
really missed.
Speaker 3: Her last half full, not empty, Andy, What what happened
is being away from her while I was banging the
mistress for a month and a half. It made me
miss my wife. Okay, so but hey, Brian, what'd you
have for cereal this morning? Or would you have for
breakfast or lunch? Due to a non disclosure. I cannot.
Speaker 1: I can't. I'd like to tell you. I'd like nothing
more than to tell you.
Speaker 2: I cannot tell you how many mustard packets I used
because we're currently I just illegally, I can't. I can't
talk about the mustard. But yeah, he's I'm always blown
away by the confidence of just hideous, ugly men, Like,
what what are you? This guy?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: Me and Ruby joked that he's Harry Potter. Fans know
Peter Pettigrew very well. He's like he's a botox version
of Peter Pettigrew, and he out here to having multiple affairs,
putting trackers on his wife's car very clearly to find
out if he has time to get off or not.
Speaker 1: You know where is she did? She did? She life
three sixty million. Now she's on her way. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's all very still confusing because I'm not sure why
she went and got the police involved, because she has
this allegiance to him. It's all very messy.
Speaker 1: Because she said, I want I went to BMW to
see I thought my husband put a tracker on my
car because how would he know that? She didn't say
what he knew, but it was like, how did he know?
I was heading towards the office, and so BMW said, legally,
they can't do it. You have to go to the
police station. She definitely didn't know he was going to
get arrested, and she said, you know, his trust I'll
have to be earned back is painful every day and
this is his last chance. And Brian the only thing
not other than saying that he missed her when he
was banging the other girl for four six weeks, he says,
Rula is the glue that holds the family together and
I'm trying to be a better husband and a better father.
And then they all kind of sit there and go
and Ashley, just Ashley, who I didn't even need to
be at the union. Ashley leaned over and goes, you
know that you're better than him, and she was like yes.
And Ashley's husband, all he talked about was the ice
maker at his job, and that was it. That was it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want them on the show.
Speaker 1: Still, they're gonna need They're gonna need to They're gonna
need to create a drama or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they they can't be the chorus, Jared.
Speaker 2: She's she's zany enough to kind of just be a
b character and throw some some fun stuff on camera.
He Audrey's not cutting it. The Mochas and the Machas
are not going to cut it. But it's not about
the husband, so that's the good news.
Speaker 1: Well, so my good friend they were here with us
at the beach and she's a big, big Bachelor fan.
So when and I'm not, you know, I don't know.
I just know the name Ashley I, but I never
knew what she looked like. So we were watching the
second part of the Union together with my friends, which
is fun because I never have that right. I'm always
like by myself. So we were all watching it together
and she was like the guy that she married, like
he's such as people think he's so good looking. I
don't like his teeth. And I was like, well, they
look alike. They look like twins. I look like they
could be. There's such a twins. And she then she
informed me that Ashley I was a virgin when she
married this guy. Well that's the story right there. We
should have talked about that. I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: It was documented. They did like a YouTube mini series
leading up to their wedding, Like it was pretty obnoxious.
Speaker 2: Actually she just she's uh, she's an emotional earthquake.
Speaker 1: Crying stop.
Speaker 2: She's a most hilarious way.
Speaker 3: They can say, I want one more Rhode Island couple
that's a complete mess. Another friend of the group that
is now dying having seen season.
Speaker 1: Dying to get on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta tell you. I know that it's it's
it's not going to happen. But I could do without
ruling Brian, can I can I be honest?
Speaker 1: I don't think Aby likes her at all.
Speaker 2: I don't care. She's not filming, she's she's got this
getting neuropathy. She's got to lay up in bed because
she doesn't want her shit air. But you came on
the show and it's like, listen the gens Shaw thing
that Mary caused me, that those are crimes of stakes. Okay,
this is just two people in fucking Rhode Island cheating
on each other. Okay, if you're not going to be
honest about it and you're not going to film, just
go away. Go ahead.
Speaker 3: There's a point where Batman and I think it's the
dark Night rises. He says, I think I've given everything
I have to give. I think that applies here they
gave us everything they have to get what's what's left.
Have a baby with the mistress. I mean, he's done
all the horrible stuff he can do. We've seen their lives.
It's falling apart. Maybe she can come back as a
say divorce him.
Speaker 2: Yes, him.
Speaker 1: Did you guys think he had like a bad dye
job on his hair?
Speaker 2: Of course I kept looking at it.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's weird.
Speaker 2: It looked like they started to tar and feather him
and they were like, actually, no, this is this is
we can't do this anymore. No, it's it's all actually
the old suit.
Speaker 1: And then he then he lied about why his ring
was off because he gelled his son's hair. And then
even Andy goes, wait a minute, I thought, and he
goes like, either way, there was gel. I was like, okay,
I will say that. It was very, very It was
interesting at the end where the men left and whatever,
and they're asking Rula and she was like that girl,
you know, Beth Walker. I guess allegedly the girl is
a psycho. The girl, the girl is a psycho, and
he's an idiot. And Ashley, Rosie and Rula are all
sitting there and they kind of are looking at Joelle
and then they're like, well, things will be uncovered next year,
so they're like hinting that like they're going to get her,
and I'm When Andy goes around to ask if there's
anything they would do differently, everybody kind of has a
normal answer and do I like that? Kelsey and Rosie
are like, you know, Kelsey's like, if you really actually
mean what you're saying, I want to be friends to me,
we have to be friends like off camera like regular people.
Then Alicia just says she gets the ska on her
face was showing on the camera. Sheoul like she'dn't like
the sky right, Yeah, And Andy goes, so you got
not that you're in a trust and you don't know
what that means, or you're not on the mortgage in
your house. You don't have any stakes in this pizza company,
none of that. No, just this sky right? He is
really bothering me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And he can I ask you did? As we like
progress through the season, I think we all felt bad
for Alicia, like she was being purposely scorned by what's
his name, the only one people really using. Then the
women are the men. They're all Bill and anyway.
Speaker 1: Bill, Billy William Yeah, Bill, Jerry, Gary.
Speaker 3: Jerry and Gary do you think.
Speaker 2: That do you have any sympathy for a Bill having
seen Alicia's lack of bandwidth to deal with anything trust
or tax related in any way, shape or form, or
do you still think that he's trying to pull one over.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think he's trying to pull one over
at all. And that was another weird thing that Ashley
out of the blue like a smiling, laughing like he's
the nicest guy. I was like, did you smoke some
pot while you were in the back room? What are
you doing? Are you just trying to talk? I know,
I don't feel like he's trying to pull anything over
on her at all. I think he knows she's a
little dim and he's just like I've done it. I've
given you the name of Sarah, the person you could
talk to who can dumb it down to your level,
right and can explain to you what these things mean.
And sometimes you know, like, I'm not a numbers person either.
And we met my husband and I met with like
a you because we've got kids and stuff and a
house and all that, and we're like you meet with
somebody to be like, okay, so we will establish like
there's this trust so that like if we die, the
kids don't fight or whatever over you know, and it's
you know, when you're talking to this attorney, I'm like,
back up, explain that. Explain that to me like a
sixth grader, because I don't know what that means. And
they will, they will explain it to you. But Alicia
is just like, no, it's confusing right away. And I said, no,
I got to go have a crack. I mean, like
that's it. She was just like no, and I just
trust that it's going to work out right.
Speaker 2: So like, what do you what do you want him
to do?
Speaker 3: What do you here to do? Here's the most important part.
Speaker 1: He has to be honest. That's it.
Speaker 3: There's ten states in the United States that are common
law where if you're married long or you're together longer
than ten years, you're entitled to Halfrhode Island is one
of those states.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, So.
Speaker 2: That's that she's going to be all right, And that's
I think he's a I think he's a nice guy,
and I love the two of them. The one thing
I don't think it's pulling anything over on her. But
the one thing that I will criticize him over put
a fucking ring on it. Okay, enough with the enough
with the proposing and the Adirondack expressions of love. Go
have a wedding and get married to her.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, just do it. I agree with that. I mean,
I mean, they got a they got a kid. I
mean he just seems sort of, hey, how you doing.
He kind of grew on me as we went. Everybody
grew on me, ass meant, and and Jerry got Jerry
of lizzid Jerry. He got more repulsive to me as
we went. And by the way, you guys, my theory
that I've proposed on the show is Rhode Island is
a huge drug smug hub. And the reason I know
this is because love after lock up there was a
couple Montana Mills and Justine. Now, you guys did watch
it for a while. I don't know if you were so.
Montana Montana Mills with the Z of course, was a rapper,
but also in prison for a fentanyl Okay, so he was.
He's all king of Rhode Island, but he the reason
he was in prison in Pennsylvania was because of like
an over the border situation, but he was. He explained
on one of the earlier episodes when he got out
I Rhode Island was a perfect place for drug smuggling.
The access to the water, there's a through to like
three different states. And he explained why Rhode Island doesn't
seem like you would be the king of the fentanyl
that he was because of Rhode Island. So that put
me thinking about like Jerry being gone for months at
a time and his best friend is going to federal
prison for drug smuggling.
Speaker 3: They have a mid shop.
Speaker 1: I'm just sort of all alleged.
Speaker 3: Let's carry let's carry that thought through. Okay, who's friends
with a mid level cocaine dealer in your fifties? Right. Secondly,
let's let's be honest. Liz and Jerry they're fucking morons.
They have a gigantic house. If you meant them to,
would you'd go like, Okay, these two probably looking like
blue collar workers. They probably own like a tanning salon
or something, and in amongst.
Speaker 2: Five hundred square feet put.
Speaker 3: Mansion on the water. How the hell did these two
look like they don't have enough brain cells err up
together own this property? Any makes sense. It does not
make any sense at all.
Speaker 1: Is it a huge chain of pot stores or is
it like one or two?
Speaker 3: By the way, highly regulated, the federal government makes sure
no one gets rich out of that business.
Speaker 2: And I guess you listen, I live at potchops. Okay,
we saw that pot trap. It looked like a a
bespoke operation. It wasn't an apple store, the kind of
pot stores we have out here where people are making
money hand over fist. But that looked like a quaint
little operation, not a you know, an empire, a monocle
kind of empire on the water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, also to your thought. So they were investigated, both
of them in two thousand and three. They couldn't pin
it down on them. But what they were being accused
of is actually funding the operation that Dino was working on,
which is very hard to track that money. It doesn't
mean they weren't doing it, It just means they could
not pin them down on the money.
Speaker 1: And also, at age fifty, he's like, you know what
I'm going to do. I'm going to become a sport
fisherman where I'm going to be gone for three months
at a time on a boat. Also is a little sus.
Speaker 3: And the guy who's been arrested for drug dealing is
staying with Liz the entire.
Speaker 1: Time, taking care of her.
Speaker 3: Right yeah, okay, we'll see I'm killing I don't want,
I don't want.
Speaker 1: I don't want that for them.
Speaker 3: But are watching this show and digging through their taxes
right now? I can sell you a b some up
waterfront property in Glendale. That's that's.
Speaker 1: I know, you guys know you're not watching Atlanta. I
I kind of went off it for a while and
then I got back on it, and it's really good.
The Angela Oakley of it all. And like I told
you guys, because you know, my husband's a sporty guy.
That the fact that Charles Oakley appears normally on this show,
and my husband's like, just Charles Oakley and I'm like, yeah,
he's Angela Oakley's husband. He's like no, no, no, no,
no no no no no no no no. He played
with Jordan, he's this and and I go, well, he's
on this show. Now my usband was like, huh.
Speaker 3: It's become normalized at this point. It really has.
Speaker 1: Well. Now I've got like more respect for her, knowing
like what a big deal he is. I mean I
think he like had a baby with somebody else while
they were married.
Speaker 3: But you know whatever, Pinky's attack statements through her bankruptcy
how much money she makes a month, it was like
for six dollars.
Speaker 1: It was like it's pretty low. It's pretty low.
Speaker 3: And she's in bankruptcy court, which she filed in March,
and she went out and uh started like two new
credit cards, which is completely illegal.
Speaker 1: You can't do that. No, No, I've been following on
the Bravo dotet. I've been watching listening to those ladies
tell me about I mean, you know, at the beginning,
we were saying, like a lot of people seue Bravo
all the time, that Liam Sweeney thing is coming up,
and she's she wants it to take it all the
way to court for the attention. But like there are
so many Bravo lawsuits that literally there's more than one
Bravo Legal podcast to explain to you what's going on.
Speaker 3: Below Jack, there is a guy from like six seasons
ago that has actually made some headway. It's gone like
maybe not to the highest Supreme court, but like one
just under that actually made it through multiple Like what's
his complaint sex trafficking. I think no, no, no, no,
that they manipulated the edit to just create a completely
different narrative with the footage, which kind of goes out
of the bounds. Go ahead, what were we going to say?
Speaker 2: Wasn't there a guy that.
Speaker 1: But you signed a contract that says they can do
whatever they want with the footage.
Speaker 3: I agree with that, but I think it was so
crossing the line of actually making you look like someone
that you absolutely aren't. But anyway, it actually I forget
what the legal term is, but got to the point
where it's so egregious that they actually are going to
hear the r guments for it. By the way, my
computer is going to die in about three minutes. Sorry.
Speaker 1: Okay, well then we should wrap it up till looks
like he did it some research.
Speaker 2: No, there's this guy, Barry Drew at Barlow. He was
a property developer on below deck sailing out.
Speaker 3: To different guy we had him on.
Speaker 2: Well he's a bad guy, okay, like eyes watching, you talked.
Speaker 3: Soccer about him. He's the guy that had the daughter
that was dating a guy and then he ended up
dating her boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right, that's.
Speaker 3: Right now, we're talking about a cast member that worked
on a boat as a decie and he is now
suing Bravo.
Speaker 2: Got it? Got it? Well, oh my god, you guys.
Speaker 1: Don't let them sue you. You guys. Patrick's computer is
going to die, so we'll wrap it up. Is there
anything else that you guys are watching that you want
to recommend?
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't recommend that anybody watch reality TV, But
if you're watching Reality TV in the city or we're
covering and we're about to start, oh see, I don't
know why Tamra Judge is allowed on our televisions again,
but you know OC is going to watch that.
Speaker 1: We're going to watch that Patrick that they sent me
the screener for.
Speaker 3: I know. I got it too.
Speaker 1: I watched the They won't give me the Valley. They
absolutely will not fucking give me the Valley, but they'll
give me the o C.
Speaker 2: Yeah what.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Even Patrick tried to help me and they were like
still no, still no, still no. Tell everybody what you're
covering and where they could find you.
Speaker 2: Below deck in the city. OC all at b TV
and if you want to hear us talk about our
just Daily Lives and Michael Jackson documentaries and Homeless Woman
that I saw in the theater the other day called
the cinebum. Go to Patreon dot com Slash a k
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Speaker 3: You get like four shows a week.
Speaker 2: I listen MP we Love You So Much and m
B when are you coming on? You got to come
on and do uh O C or or in the
City or whatever you're watching.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to get on, but I've been four times.
I've been.
Speaker 2: Actually, she's so busy with her you guys Falcon shows.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, I want to come on.
So we'll we'll, we'll figure it out. It's easy to see.
What do you Patrick sometimes ask me like the day
before and I'm like, no, that I can't do. Give
me like three days warning.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll schedule it all week in advance.
Speaker 1: Okay, bye, guys, thank you, thank you,