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Speaker 1: Ready for the roast of Circle C.
Speaker 2: I mean, I am, I don't live there.
Speaker 1: This is according that I want everyone to not. Don't
Speaker 1: kill the messenger here. This is chat GPT, not Sandy's.
Speaker 2: It's not Sandy.
Speaker 1: I'm just the voice of chat GPT for right now.
Speaker 1: Now we have roasted Westlake in the past, Steiner Ranch.
Speaker 1: Now we head a little bit south, all right down
Speaker 1: to Circle See. I remember when getting the Circle Sea
Speaker 1: was forever a hall it was.
Speaker 2: I mean, god, you had a pack of lunch to
Speaker 2: get there.
Speaker 1: Getting we were there, you were like, I might as
Speaker 1: well go to the Ladybird Johnson resoarch.
Speaker 3: Now I'm not here, Yeah, I might as well go
Speaker 3: check that out.
Speaker 1: Here we go. This is what chat GPT said when
Speaker 1: I asked it to roast Circle See.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Circle Sea Ranch the neighborhood where the lawns are greener,
Speaker 1: the houses are bigger, and the aha rules are stricter
Speaker 1: than a nun's bedtime. It's a place where the only
Speaker 1: thing more numerous than the SUVs are the yoga pants,
Speaker 1: and everyone's dog has a better social life than the
Speaker 1: average millennial. Let's talk about Circle c Golf Club. It's
Speaker 1: kind of place where you're not just judged by the
Speaker 1: quality of your golf swing, but also by the brand
Speaker 1: of your golf cart, because nothing says I've made it
Speaker 1: like a personalized license plate on a vehicle that goes
Speaker 1: fifteen miles an hour. And who could forget the infamous
Speaker 1: Circle Cee swimming pools. It's where the kids practice they're
Speaker 1: synchronized cannonballs while the parents practice they're synchronized wine SIPs. Seriously,
Speaker 1: the only thing deeper than the pool is the gossip
Speaker 1: that floats around them. No, let's take a stroll down
Speaker 1: Scarpmint Boulevard. It's like the Shamchilse of suburbia, minus the charm,
Speaker 1: and plus a whole Foods that has its own gravitational pool.
Speaker 1: I've seen neighborhoods spend more time debating almond milk brands
Speaker 1: in that place than they have on their own child's future.
Speaker 2: I'm telling a GPT went deep. It continues.
Speaker 1: Oh, and the community events, the Circle Sea Fall Festival,
Speaker 1: where every pumpkin is judged more harshly than a contestant
Speaker 1: on the Great British Bakeoff.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And let's not forget the AHA meetings, the highlights of
Speaker 1: which is watching grown dose adults argue passionately about mailbox aesthetics. Yes, yet,
Speaker 1: of course Circle C wouldn't be complete without its fitness enthusiasts.
Speaker 1: Every morning you'll find the sidewalks crowded with joggers who
Speaker 1: look like they're auditioning for a Lululemon ad. And don't
Speaker 1: get me started on the cycling groups. The only thing
Speaker 1: faster than their bikes is the speed with which they
Speaker 1: give you a dirty look if you don't move out
Speaker 1: of their way. Wrapping up, here's chat gpt roast circle.
Speaker 1: See in Circle CEE, even the wildlife knows it's living
Speaker 1: in a prestigious neighborhood. The deer here have a certain
Speaker 1: Arab entitlement, like they're wondering why you're intruding on their
Speaker 1: private property. And the squirrels, let's just say they could
Speaker 1: give the Kardashians a run for their money. And the
Speaker 1: Drama Department, Yeah, squirtles, squirtles. So here's the circle see
Speaker 1: where the American dream is alive. And well just with
Speaker 1: a bit more manicuring and a lot more organic produce.
Speaker 1: Keep living the good life circle. See, you've earned it
Speaker 1: and you're definitely paying for it.
Speaker 2: Definitely paying for it.
Speaker 1: That's chat GP.
Speaker 2: He don't come at me friends, Yeah, don't come at
Speaker 2: your friend, Sandy.
Speaker 1: That's just chat GP t roast.
Speaker 3: I feel like it was kind of personal for chat
Speaker 3: GPT that time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, did you all get chat GPT?
Speaker 1: Did you get fined by the HOA?
Speaker 3: It is like he's in a fight with circles c
Speaker 3: only had an axe to grind. Wow, what neighborhood should
Speaker 3: we do next? Lago Vista? Oh, Lago Vista. I cannot
Speaker 3: wait to hear what they say about that.
Speaker 1: All right, we've got that for you. We'll do that
Speaker 1: next week. All right, stay with us, We've got more
Speaker 1: coming up. You know.
Speaker 2: It feels good to bust out my poet skills.
Speaker 1: It's been a while.
Speaker 2: It's been a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't written much poetry lately, but I felt
Speaker 1: inspired to write one. So I formed some clues for
Speaker 1: Trisha's to Where I Am and where I Where I Am?
Speaker 1: And they are in rhyming form. So if you're listening
Speaker 1: right now, play long see if you can figure out
Speaker 1: where I'm trying to tell you I am with these
Speaker 1: rhyming clues. Ready. Yes, in a city known for music
Speaker 1: and cheer, I'm a spot where the ocean feels near.
Speaker 1: You know what it is.
Speaker 3: I don't know what amore from fish to shrimp, it's
Speaker 3: seafood bliss. For years, it's been the top spot not
Speaker 3: to miss.
Speaker 1: You know what it is?
Speaker 3: I mean maybe on Airport Boulevard you'll see a sign
Speaker 3: where fresh catches are always defined.
Speaker 1: For decades they've served up a sea inspired feast feast.
Speaker 2: This Austin gym is loved, to say the least qual
Speaker 2: Let me finish, poet.
Speaker 1: If I can catch my flow. Seeking the best crab
Speaker 1: cakes in town, head to the place with the seafood crown,
Speaker 1: Austin's Taste of the Ocean, renowned and grand, a beloved
Speaker 1: spot where flavors expand.
Speaker 2: Quality seafood.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's quality seafood on airport. I know we need
Speaker 1: to go, And we were there.
Speaker 3: Our daughter was young enough that the band that they
Speaker 3: had there, she went up there and danced in front
Speaker 3: of him. She was little, she was a tiny landry
Speaker 3: and we took my parents right when they were in town.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that place is good. My dad asks about it
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: Really is it still there?
Speaker 1: You ever go there? Anyway? I've always intimidated when like
Speaker 1: ordering fish from the market, Like why I don't know
Speaker 1: what to do with it?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Well, it's like that time, remember when we made those
Speaker 1: salmon things and we did.
Speaker 2: Those little salmon bites and the guy.
Speaker 1: Had to tell us, look, you need to get it
Speaker 1: this way because why it just falls apart.
Speaker 3: Remember, Yes, so I never know, like what do I
Speaker 3: do with it once I have the time? You mean
Speaker 3: to get it and bring it home, just like ordering it?
Speaker 1: No, No, I not do that.
Speaker 3: Oh, I think you just ask him. I think that
Speaker 3: the fish guy is just like the butcher. He has
Speaker 3: all this knowledge about what it is he's selling, and
Speaker 3: I think it makes him happiest when people ask him
Speaker 3: questions about it.
Speaker 1: So if I was like, I'll take five pounds of
Speaker 1: the tuna, what do I do with it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I could search.
Speaker 3: I think you tell him I need some tuna because
Speaker 3: I want to make this.
Speaker 2: How do you recommend I prepare it? Like due to
Speaker 2: the tuna? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because I always like that whitefish.
Speaker 3: Halibit, halibate, had it, I've had halibit I ever have.
Speaker 3: I think halibate is what most of your fish sticks
Speaker 3: are made out of.
Speaker 2: Oh really, I think so.
Speaker 3: It's a very mild whitefish. Oh no, I'm acting like
Speaker 3: I know so much about this.
Speaker 1: Is that what to make the fish sandwich out of?
Speaker 1: Him McDonald's.
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 3: I think it's a fish stick fish, which is delicious.
Speaker 1: I think the fish stick is the hot dog of the.
Speaker 2: Sea, the fish stick.
Speaker 3: Fish God had no idea so much fish knowledge in
Speaker 3: my head.
Speaker 1: Did you hear me? The fish stick is the hot
Speaker 1: dog of the sea. World.
Speaker 3: You're right, You're right. Earlier prod eat it with ketchup. Well, congratulations, trip,
Speaker 3: you got where I am?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Good, I'm glad. Perfect streak continues on the show.
Speaker 2: Oh thank god. Oh Chrisha, I got something. You are
Speaker 2: going to love, love, love, and care.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: You're gonna care real hard. Okay, all right, super.
Speaker 1: Hard about it because it has to do with airplanes
Speaker 1: and being escorted.
Speaker 3: Oh, an escorted airplane super sexy to me.
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Speaker 1: care to know the only two countries that have the
Speaker 1: word the at the beginning of their official name.
Speaker 2: There's only two. Only two countries have the word the
Speaker 2: at the beginning.
Speaker 3: I feel like I know one, and then I know
Speaker 3: for a fact that I was saying another one wrong.
Speaker 3: All right, what do you think The one I think
Speaker 3: I know for sure is the Bahamas?
Speaker 1: Correct? Oh, that's correct.
Speaker 2: I don't know. What do you think about geography and stuff?
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 1: You'll never get the other one.
Speaker 3: I think I used to think, but now I'm just confused.
Speaker 3: I thought it was the Ukraine.
Speaker 1: No, it's not.
Speaker 3: It's just Ukraine, Okay, I know, I've found that out. Unfortunately.
Speaker 2: The Netherlands. It's just Netherlands, really, right, Okay?
Speaker 1: The Gambia the Cambia, which I believe is an African
Speaker 1: Milip might be. I'm not one hundred percent sure on that,
Speaker 1: but I think it is all right. Those are the only.
Speaker 2: Two I got a fifty on the test.
Speaker 1: You failed, Tricia care or don't care to know. A
Speaker 1: big decision that has been made by Campbell's.
Speaker 3: Soup by soup. Yep, sure they're changing their name. They're
Speaker 3: dropping soup and they're going to be known as the
Speaker 3: Campbell's Company, because, as the CEO said, we're so much
Speaker 3: more than soup.
Speaker 2: It sounds like he was kind of sad when he
Speaker 2: said it.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I think he's just tired of being recognized
Speaker 1: just for soup when they've got all kinds of brands
Speaker 1: and products like Pepperidge Farm, breads, crackers and cookies, paste,
Speaker 1: Sausa pre Go and Raos sausage, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: best canned spaghetti sauce out there is Rao's is the.
Speaker 2: Best, the best. I did not know that Campbell's soup
Speaker 2: made it.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: See, the word soup does get in the way.
Speaker 1: They also make snyders, pretzels, and kettle potato chips.
Speaker 3: Sang the Campbell's soup out there making all that good stuff.
Speaker 3: Those are all good things, all good snacks, no idea,
Speaker 3: all good snacks. Tricia care or don't care to know?
Speaker 3: An interesting fact about September eleventh, which we celebrated the
Speaker 3: anniversary of yesterday. I recognized the anniversary of which I
Speaker 3: like to know something about it.
Speaker 2: Yes, I would.
Speaker 1: The only non military plane permitted to fly on September
Speaker 1: eleventh after the attack was a plane that was flying
Speaker 1: from San Diego to Miami to deliver anti venom to
Speaker 1: a man bitten by a highly poisonous snake.
Speaker 3: And it was escorted by two fighter jets. Oh that
Speaker 3: is super hot. Wow, he was allowed. They were allowed
Speaker 3: to fly for the anti venom. That's a crazy story.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: I've never heard that one before until I just read
Speaker 1: it today.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine being the pilot on that plane and
Speaker 3: they're grounding all the planes, people don't know what's going on,
Speaker 3: and being like, you don't understand, you have to let
Speaker 3: me fly. Yeah, And then the only way we're gonna
Speaker 3: do it is with fighter jets. And if you try
Speaker 3: anything squirrely 're shooting out. You better hope you have
Speaker 3: any venom on that flight.
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Speaker 1: always said there's a lot to be sad for preparation.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: I think I I invented that slowan you did.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you did not invent that.
Speaker 1: I think I did.
Speaker 2: You didn't.
Speaker 1: I am pretty who you hear it from before me?
Speaker 2: I've heard it a lot before that.
Speaker 1: There's a lot to be said for preparation.
Speaker 2: Yes, you didn't invent that, you said it. There's a difference.
Speaker 1: I think you're thinking of lack of preparation prevents poor performance.
Speaker 2: And I did not ever heard that.
Speaker 3: Nobody's ever said that before, because in fact, you did,
Speaker 3: just now invent it, because you're the first person to
Speaker 3: ever say that.
Speaker 2: Just now.
Speaker 1: It's I just found out Trisha's got a bug out bag.
Speaker 1: It's National Preparedness Month. What's in your bug out? Bug
Speaker 1: out bag is the bag that you grab when the
Speaker 1: s has hit the fan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in an emergency. Yeah, it's what you grab. I
Speaker 3: can't believe this. You don't know this about me. It's
Speaker 3: like you met me. It's like your first day of Let.
Speaker 1: Me guess, what's in your back sugar cookies? So what
Speaker 1: do you have?
Speaker 2: All right? My bug out bag? It's an a very
Speaker 2: specific spot.
Speaker 3: It is a accordion folder, and in it it has
Speaker 3: all of our important documents. Social Security cards, passports, extra
Speaker 3: credit cards, a copy of my debit card in case
Speaker 3: for some reason, as I'm running out of the house,
Speaker 3: I can't grab my wallet. So it's like my wallet
Speaker 3: and all are important documents all in one. Passports, passports,
Speaker 3: social Security cards, credit cards, birth certificates, all the things.
Speaker 1: So it sounds to me like you're preparing for like
Speaker 1: a fire.
Speaker 3: Yeah to go, Yeah, when we're gonna what are you
Speaker 3: preparing for?
Speaker 1: I'm preparing for armageddon? Were preparing for two?
Speaker 3: I will protect prepper emergency question. I think this is
Speaker 3: a your house is burning down. You got to get
Speaker 3: some stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, my bag's ready for like armageddon, like war.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you have knives or spears or swords in
Speaker 2: your pack?
Speaker 3: Pack?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: All right, because if I've.
Speaker 3: Learned anything from watching The Walking Dead, that's the only
Speaker 3: thing that kills the zombies.
Speaker 1: I've got knives, I've got ammunition, I've got weapons. I've
Speaker 1: got a compass. I've got the ability to make fire. Yep,
Speaker 1: I've got a flint torch thing and basiline. Basiling is
Speaker 1: a great, great accelerant for fire. Did you know that
Speaker 1: because it's petroleum based.
Speaker 2: Its ignites.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've got some gold and silver bars in there.
Speaker 1: Little gold, not a lot of gold, most more silver
Speaker 1: than gold. I've got cash money and silver dollars. We'll
Speaker 1: be fine. We'll be fine, We'll be fine, and some
Speaker 1: fishing line.
Speaker 3: I think one of the most important things if we're
Speaker 3: just if we're talking about your emergency situation, then I
Speaker 3: think that it's also important to have like.
Speaker 2: Tools and oh yeah, I've got like I've got guns,
Speaker 2: a hammer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got I have a well it's a small hammer,
Speaker 1: but it's like a little utility tool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean. I mean, if we
Speaker 2: have to build a shelter, we're gonna have to have
Speaker 2: a machete.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll shoot someone with my gun and take their ham.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not a great plan. I don't think that's
Speaker 2: the plan you should have.
Speaker 1: We're gonna survive, Trish, Sandy, I.
Speaker 2: Think you're taking this one step too far.
Speaker 3: I think they're like, if your house catches on fire
Speaker 3: or there's a gas link and you gotta get out fast,
Speaker 3: what are you going to say?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just my biggest concern is where am I
Speaker 1: going to store my twenty five years of already made
Speaker 1: food that I ordered from Costco.
Speaker 2: You haven't gotten yet. I've gotten it yet, all right,
Speaker 2: like seven to ten business dings.
Speaker 3: We better hope that nothing bad happens, just going to
Speaker 3: be delivered on our front ports, so we'll probably try
Speaker 3: to steal it. Yeah, well then that's when we shoot
Speaker 3: them with the poison darts, which I think from the
Speaker 3: roof exactly, I think those are important to have too.
Speaker 1: In Armaga poisoned darts, Yes, yeah, because you can just
Speaker 1: take them back right, use me reusable and.
Speaker 3: Arrow automatically suck all the poison out of the dart.
Speaker 3: It's a reusable dart. You gotta make sure you don't
Speaker 3: inhale though. That's the big trick with poisoned darts.
Speaker 2: Clouds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in hell, you'll be dead. Let's get to know.
Speaker 1: We're ready to go, We're prepared. It's ridiculous.