Speaker 1: Callaroga, Shark Media.
Speaker 2: Be there, Trainy mat with the daily comedy views. Let's
Speaker 2: start out in Los Angeles. Some comedy clubs had to
Speaker 2: close as the fires spread. The Comedy Store announced they
Speaker 2: would be closed, saying we prioritize the safety of our staff,
Speaker 2: performers and audience. We're working on rescheduling the shows for
Speaker 2: the dates and will provide an update soon. The Laugh
Speaker 2: Factory similarly closed, announcing on Instagram these shows had been canceled.
Speaker 2: All ticket holders will be refunded. On the TV side,
Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel Live has shut down production on his Tuesday monologue,
Speaker 2: which was taped at four thirty pm Pacific time, and
Speaker 2: Jimmy said he had no power at his house and
Speaker 2: joked that he might have to sleep over at Gillermo's.
Speaker 2: Jimmy did get a joke in saying the wind is
Speaker 2: especially scary here in LA because of all the boatos.
Speaker 2: We're not used to seeing things move at all. Also
Speaker 2: shut down. The price is right. I'll mention that because
Speaker 2: comedian Drew Carey HOSTSED and CBS's After Midnight. The late
Speaker 2: night shows did discuss it, they treaded lightly. Seth Meyer
Speaker 2: said before Kick Things off. We just want to send
Speaker 2: our love to everybody in the LA area in California
Speaker 2: right now who are dealing with wildfires. These scenes we're
Speaker 2: seeing on television are obviously harrowing, and there are no
Speaker 2: real words so they can share other than we're thinking
Speaker 2: about you and hoping for your safety. Jimmy Fallon said,
Speaker 2: I just want to say that a heart's got to
Speaker 2: everyone in Los Angeles right now dealing with the massive
Speaker 2: wildfires out there. You just see the footage on TV.
Speaker 2: It's surreal. We have so many friends who've been affected.
Speaker 2: We just hope that everybody stay safe, including all the
Speaker 2: firefighters and everyone else trying to contain it. Stay safe.
Speaker 2: We love you, La. Stephen Gobert said, we know that
Speaker 2: people love Los Angeles are resourceful and kind, and they're
Speaker 2: doing everything they can do to help one another. We
Speaker 2: want to send our love and concern to all the
Speaker 2: residents of Los Angeles who are facing what is being
Speaker 2: described as the most destructive fire in the city's history.
Speaker 2: Joe River's daughter Melissa, shared that she had just a
Speaker 2: few minutes to save a couple items from her house,
Speaker 2: which was destroyed by the fire. She told CNN, I
Speaker 2: kind of had a mental checklist. I made sure that
Speaker 2: we got passports, birth certificates, medication, clothing. I was just
Speaker 2: out shopping for clothes. It started to hit me. We
Speaker 2: literally just had what we had on our backs. I
Speaker 2: grab whatever was there in my personal situation. That's it.
Speaker 2: That's the end of everything that belonged to my family
Speaker 2: and the history of it. To be one hundred percent honest,
Speaker 2: I grabbed my mom's Emmy, a photo of my dad
Speaker 2: and a drawing that my mother had done of me
Speaker 2: and my son. Melissa shared that the Emmy is Jones'
Speaker 2: Daytime Emmy Statute, which she won on behalf of the
Speaker 2: Joan Rivers Show in nineteen ninety for outstanding Talk slash Service.
Speaker 2: Show host Jean Smart's start of Hacks has called on
Speaker 2: the networks to skip awards season. In her statement, Jean
Speaker 2: Smart said, with all due respect during Hollywood season of celebration,
Speaker 2: I hope any of the network's televising the upcoming awards
Speaker 2: will seriously consider not televising them and donating the revenue
Speaker 2: they would have garnered to the victims of the fires
Speaker 2: and the firefighters. She labeled her post with the word
Speaker 2: attention in all caps at the start a nod at all.
Speaker 2: Convinced that that is something the networks are going to do.
Speaker 2: The Awards shows will happen, in my opinion, shifting gears.
Speaker 2: Jim gaff again was on The Kelly Clarkson Show and
Speaker 2: asked Kelly, what is going on with the feet you see?
Speaker 2: He noticed that Kelly Clarkson was barefoot at the beginning
Speaker 2: of their interview. Kelly explained, I feel more grounded when
Speaker 2: I sing if I'm barefoot. Jim then speculated on why
Speaker 2: she might not have shoes on and did a high
Speaker 2: pitched voice, saying, I feel more grounded when I sing
Speaker 2: if I'm barefoot. I can feel the ground. Nikki Glazer
Speaker 2: tells The Wall Street Journal she regrets her twenty eighteen
Speaker 2: season of Dancing with the Stars. She was the first
Speaker 2: contestant eliminated. Glazer said that was truly a low point
Speaker 2: in my life. I never thought I'd be in first place,
Speaker 2: but I thought it might last longer than the blind
Speaker 2: woman on the show. Roywood Junior has a special coming
Speaker 2: out on January seventeenth. There is a trailer and I'm
Speaker 2: going to go first here. I think this material is hacky.
Speaker 2: I think the material is weak, and to my ears
Speaker 2: it sounds if perhaps possibly maybe conceivably the laughter is
Speaker 2: added in which you know happens in trailers. But this
Speaker 2: whole piece here not good. Let's listen.
Speaker 1: We ain't gonna make it. What happened to the next shit,
Speaker 1: Let's go. I was at the gun range and I
Speaker 1: saw somebody get bad service at the gun range? How
Speaker 1: are you gonna be rude to somebody who showed up
Speaker 1: to practice account security? Questions? Are just us reminiscent about
Speaker 1: when life was better? Remember when you had a home
Speaker 1: field with love?
Speaker 2: What street was that house all?
Speaker 1: Before you get Paddy, got your auntie pregnant, and now
Speaker 1: you got a brother cousin. Retail changed, They locked up everything,
Speaker 1: and then they mad at us because we need to
Speaker 1: keep The only time you see an employee at the
Speaker 1: grocery store is when you do self check out wrong.
Speaker 1: What you've done to the machine?
Speaker 2: Get your way up.
Speaker 1: You evern't seen a couple so happy it ruined the
Speaker 1: date that you own. We get mad if the phone
Speaker 1: ranged double intended for talking. Oh hell dog, you got
Speaker 1: to text me first.
Speaker 2: Hilarious Lonely Flowers. January seventeenth, moa mayor announced a new
Speaker 2: stand up comedy tour beginning in February titled Moha mayor
Speaker 2: also Palestino Spanish for the Palestinian Bear on the tour.
Speaker 2: US life family and his journey as a new dad
Speaker 2: in today's political climate, will also shortly get season two,
Speaker 2: the final season of Netflix's Mo A Good Show. If
Speaker 2: you want to go see Mo, He's really good. February
Speaker 2: thirteenth in Milwaukee is when the tour starts. I'm not
Speaker 2: going to read fifty dates to you, but it goes
Speaker 2: through May sixteenth in Washington, DC, the Kansas City Chiefs
Speaker 2: are getting into comedy for some reason. The Magic Number
Speaker 2: features Pete Holmes and total debut on the Chiefs websites
Speaker 2: on Tuesday. The Magic Number is an original, lighthearted, multi
Speaker 2: episode buddy style comedy series. It'll be on Chiefs YouTube
Speaker 2: and Chief's official social channels three pm Central Time Tuesday.
Speaker 2: The Magic Number follows two fans on an adventurous quest
Speaker 2: for their third friend, hoping to bring the team good luck.
Speaker 2: By the way, to hear my voice going, this is
Speaker 2: what happens when you spend fifteen hours on a plane.
Speaker 2: My fellow passengers, Come on, guys, if you're coughing wear
Speaker 2: a mask. I should have worn a mask. That's on me.
Speaker 2: The multi part series promises to deliver a mix of humor,
Speaker 2: heart and playful storytelling. The comedy's voice by Chiefs fan
Speaker 2: Jason Sedakis. Key cast members include Pete Holmes. Pete said,
Speaker 2: I had so much fun with this Chiefs Playoffs campaign.
Speaker 2: The story celebrates the connection and companionship sports spring and
Speaker 2: I'm excited to share this adventure with all the fans.
Speaker 2: The cast and the crew were amazing. Holly, David and
Speaker 2: I ruined a bunch of takes cracking each other up,
Speaker 2: and I love playing a part in this fun take
Speaker 2: on fandom. I've been doing this for a while. That
Speaker 2: was written by somebody in the publicity department and Pete
Speaker 2: signed off on it would be my guest, perhaps possibly maybe,
Speaker 2: And if the Chiefs make the Super Bowl, they might
Speaker 2: want to head over to fifty cents Super bowld Comedy
Speaker 2: block Party. That'll be Saturday, February eighth, Although you know
Speaker 2: you might nitpick what they're doing at a comedy show
Speaker 2: the night before the Super Bowl. Fifty cents super Bold
Speaker 2: Comedy block Party features fifty cent Bill Bellamy, Chico Bean,
Speaker 2: and DC Young Fly Bad Money finally went in on
Speaker 2: Tony Hinchcliff's Puerto Rico joke Bad Money till the New
Speaker 2: York Times. It was a real moment of frustration. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know he's a comedian, blah blah blah, but that
Speaker 2: wasn't a stand up comedy show. Was supposed to be
Speaker 2: a political rally. He was in a suit. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: he's a politician. Then people told me, no, it's a comedian.
Speaker 2: It wasn't funny for a lot of reasons. I have
Speaker 2: a great sense of humor, and I like dark humor.
Speaker 2: But there's places and their circumstances for that. James Acaster
Speaker 2: turned forty yesterday and says it feels wild with the pandemic.
Speaker 2: Suddenly we were two years older. I feel like now
Speaker 2: I'm still thirty seven, or I when I turned thirty.
Speaker 2: I loved it, actually, because in my twenties I thought, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm an adult. Now he really needs to know stuff.
Speaker 2: I need to understand the world. Then when I turned thirty,
Speaker 2: I realized, oh, I'm never going to understand anything, and
Speaker 2: that felt a lot better. Now I'm turning forty, We'll
Speaker 2: see what the revelation is Ultimately, I guess I'm just
Speaker 2: lucky I'm still here. That's good. Just got to focus
Speaker 2: on that. Russell brand busted for speeding. He's been fined
Speaker 2: after pleading guilty to speeding. Apparently, Russell was driving his
Speaker 2: Mini at ninety five miles an hour on the M
Speaker 2: four last June. He also was busted for driving the
Speaker 2: Mini at at thirty seven miles per hour and a
Speaker 2: thirty mile an hour zone. He did not attend the hearing.
Speaker 2: He was handed three penalty points for the thirty seven
Speaker 2: mile per hour breach and five points for the ninety
Speaker 2: five mile an hour speeding, on top of the three
Speaker 2: points he already had on his license. That gives him
Speaker 2: a total of eleven. Drivers who get twelve or more
Speaker 2: points without a three year period face a band. The
Speaker 2: judge find him thirty four hundred and fifty seven pounds
Speaker 2: for the offenses. You know, Russell could probably afford a
Speaker 2: car service. And Jim Norton has joined the exclusive club
Speaker 2: of people who worked at Series XM and got shown
Speaker 2: the door. Welcome to the club, Jim. After twenty years,
Speaker 2: Jim Norton is out. He had been hosting a show
Speaker 2: with Sam Roberts Jim announced his new podcast, Jim Norton
Speaker 2: Can't Save You. On the podcast, he shared that he
Speaker 2: was expecting and received a low ball offered during the holidays.
Speaker 2: Jim is a good guy. I've worked with him a
Speaker 2: few times. Really like Jim a lot. Best of luck
Speaker 2: with your podcast, and that is your comedy news for today.
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