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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga, Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Be there, Trainy mat with the daily comedy views. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>start out in Los Angeles. Some comedy clubs had to

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<v Speaker 2>close as the fires spread. The Comedy Store announced they

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<v Speaker 2>would be closed, saying we prioritize the safety of our staff,

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<v Speaker 2>performers and audience. We're working on rescheduling the shows for

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<v Speaker 2>the dates and will provide an update soon. The Laugh

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<v Speaker 2>Factory similarly closed, announcing on Instagram these shows had been canceled.

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<v Speaker 2>All ticket holders will be refunded. On the TV side,

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy Kimmel Live has shut down production on his Tuesday monologue,

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<v Speaker 2>which was taped at four thirty pm Pacific time, and

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy said he had no power at his house and

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<v Speaker 2>joked that he might have to sleep over at Gillermo's.

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy did get a joke in saying the wind is

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<v Speaker 2>especially scary here in LA because of all the boatos.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not used to seeing things move at all. Also

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<v Speaker 2>shut down. The price is right. I'll mention that because

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<v Speaker 2>comedian Drew Carey HOSTSED and CBS's After Midnight. The late

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<v Speaker 2>night shows did discuss it, they treaded lightly. Seth Meyer

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<v Speaker 2>said before Kick Things off. We just want to send

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<v Speaker 2>our love to everybody in the LA area in California

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<v Speaker 2>right now who are dealing with wildfires. These scenes we're

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<v Speaker 2>seeing on television are obviously harrowing, and there are no

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<v Speaker 2>real words so they can share other than we're thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about you and hoping for your safety. Jimmy Fallon said,

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to say that a heart's got to

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<v Speaker 2>everyone in Los Angeles right now dealing with the massive

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<v Speaker 2>wildfires out there. You just see the footage on TV.

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<v Speaker 2>It's surreal. We have so many friends who've been affected.

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<v Speaker 2>We just hope that everybody stay safe, including all the

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<v Speaker 2>firefighters and everyone else trying to contain it. Stay safe.

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<v Speaker 2>We love you, La. Stephen Gobert said, we know that

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<v Speaker 2>people love Los Angeles are resourceful and kind, and they're

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<v Speaker 2>doing everything they can do to help one another. We

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<v Speaker 2>want to send our love and concern to all the

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<v Speaker 2>residents of Los Angeles who are facing what is being

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<v Speaker 2>described as the most destructive fire in the city's history.

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<v Speaker 2>Joe River's daughter Melissa, shared that she had just a

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<v Speaker 2>few minutes to save a couple items from her house,

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<v Speaker 2>which was destroyed by the fire. She told CNN, I

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<v Speaker 2>kind of had a mental checklist. I made sure that

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<v Speaker 2>we got passports, birth certificates, medication, clothing. I was just

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<v Speaker 2>out shopping for clothes. It started to hit me. We

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<v Speaker 2>literally just had what we had on our backs. I

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<v Speaker 2>grab whatever was there in my personal situation. That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the end of everything that belonged to my family

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<v Speaker 2>and the history of it. To be one hundred percent honest,

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<v Speaker 2>I grabbed my mom's Emmy, a photo of my dad

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<v Speaker 2>and a drawing that my mother had done of me

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<v Speaker 2>and my son. Melissa shared that the Emmy is Jones'

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<v Speaker 2>Daytime Emmy Statute, which she won on behalf of the

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<v Speaker 2>Joan Rivers Show in nineteen ninety for outstanding Talk slash Service.

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<v Speaker 2>Show host Jean Smart's start of Hacks has called on

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<v Speaker 2>the networks to skip awards season. In her statement, Jean

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<v Speaker 2>Smart said, with all due respect during Hollywood season of celebration,

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<v Speaker 2>I hope any of the network's televising the upcoming awards

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<v Speaker 2>will seriously consider not televising them and donating the revenue

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<v Speaker 2>they would have garnered to the victims of the fires

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<v Speaker 2>and the firefighters. She labeled her post with the word

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<v Speaker 2>attention in all caps at the start a nod at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Convinced that that is something the networks are going to do.

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<v Speaker 2>The Awards shows will happen, in my opinion, shifting gears.

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<v Speaker 2>Jim gaff again was on The Kelly Clarkson Show and

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<v Speaker 2>asked Kelly, what is going on with the feet you see?

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<v Speaker 2>He noticed that Kelly Clarkson was barefoot at the beginning

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<v Speaker 2>of their interview. Kelly explained, I feel more grounded when

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<v Speaker 2>I sing if I'm barefoot. Jim then speculated on why

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<v Speaker 2>she might not have shoes on and did a high

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<v Speaker 2>pitched voice, saying, I feel more grounded when I sing

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm barefoot. I can feel the ground. Nikki Glazer

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<v Speaker 2>tells The Wall Street Journal she regrets her twenty eighteen

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<v Speaker 2>season of Dancing with the Stars. She was the first

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<v Speaker 2>contestant eliminated. Glazer said that was truly a low point

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<v Speaker 2>in my life. I never thought I'd be in first place,

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<v Speaker 2>but I thought it might last longer than the blind

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<v Speaker 2>woman on the show. Roywood Junior has a special coming

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<v Speaker 2>out on January seventeenth. There is a trailer and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to go first here. I think this material is hacky.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the material is weak, and to my ears

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<v Speaker 2>it sounds if perhaps possibly maybe conceivably the laughter is

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<v Speaker 2>added in which you know happens in trailers. But this

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<v Speaker 2>whole piece here not good. Let's listen.

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<v Speaker 1>We ain't gonna make it. What happened to the next shit,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go. I was at the gun range and I

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<v Speaker 1>saw somebody get bad service at the gun range? How

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<v Speaker 1>are you gonna be rude to somebody who showed up

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<v Speaker 1>to practice account security? Questions? Are just us reminiscent about

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<v Speaker 1>when life was better? Remember when you had a home

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<v Speaker 1>field with love?

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<v Speaker 2>What street was that house all?

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<v Speaker 1>Before you get Paddy, got your auntie pregnant, and now

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<v Speaker 1>you got a brother cousin. Retail changed, They locked up everything,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they mad at us because we need to

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<v Speaker 1>keep The only time you see an employee at the

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<v Speaker 1>grocery store is when you do self check out wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>What you've done to the machine?

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<v Speaker 2>Get your way up.

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<v Speaker 1>You evern't seen a couple so happy it ruined the

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<v Speaker 1>date that you own. We get mad if the phone

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<v Speaker 1>ranged double intended for talking. Oh hell dog, you got

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<v Speaker 1>to text me first.

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<v Speaker 2>Hilarious Lonely Flowers. January seventeenth, moa mayor announced a new

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<v Speaker 2>stand up comedy tour beginning in February titled Moha mayor

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<v Speaker 2>also Palestino Spanish for the Palestinian Bear on the tour.

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<v Speaker 2>US life family and his journey as a new dad

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<v Speaker 2>in today's political climate, will also shortly get season two,

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<v Speaker 2>the final season of Netflix's Mo A Good Show. If

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<v Speaker 2>you want to go see Mo, He's really good. February

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<v Speaker 2>thirteenth in Milwaukee is when the tour starts. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going to read fifty dates to you, but it goes

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<v Speaker 2>through May sixteenth in Washington, DC, the Kansas City Chiefs

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<v Speaker 2>are getting into comedy for some reason. The Magic Number

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<v Speaker 2>features Pete Holmes and total debut on the Chiefs websites

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<v Speaker 2>on Tuesday. The Magic Number is an original, lighthearted, multi

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<v Speaker 2>episode buddy style comedy series. It'll be on Chiefs YouTube

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<v Speaker 2>and Chief's official social channels three pm Central Time Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 2>The Magic Number follows two fans on an adventurous quest

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<v Speaker 2>for their third friend, hoping to bring the team good luck.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, to hear my voice going, this is

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<v Speaker 2>what happens when you spend fifteen hours on a plane.

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<v Speaker 2>My fellow passengers, Come on, guys, if you're coughing wear

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<v Speaker 2>a mask. I should have worn a mask. That's on me.

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<v Speaker 2>The multi part series promises to deliver a mix of humor,

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<v Speaker 2>heart and playful storytelling. The comedy's voice by Chiefs fan

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<v Speaker 2>Jason Sedakis. Key cast members include Pete Holmes. Pete said,

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<v Speaker 2>I had so much fun with this Chiefs Playoffs campaign.

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<v Speaker 2>The story celebrates the connection and companionship sports spring and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm excited to share this adventure with all the fans.

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<v Speaker 2>The cast and the crew were amazing. Holly, David and

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<v Speaker 2>I ruined a bunch of takes cracking each other up,

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<v Speaker 2>and I love playing a part in this fun take

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<v Speaker 2>on fandom. I've been doing this for a while. That

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<v Speaker 2>was written by somebody in the publicity department and Pete

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<v Speaker 2>signed off on it would be my guest, perhaps possibly maybe,

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<v Speaker 2>And if the Chiefs make the Super Bowl, they might

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<v Speaker 2>want to head over to fifty cents Super bowld Comedy

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<v Speaker 2>block Party. That'll be Saturday, February eighth, Although you know

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<v Speaker 2>you might nitpick what they're doing at a comedy show

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<v Speaker 2>the night before the Super Bowl. Fifty cents super Bold

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy block Party features fifty cent Bill Bellamy, Chico Bean,

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<v Speaker 2>and DC Young Fly Bad Money finally went in on

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<v Speaker 2>Tony Hinchcliff's Puerto Rico joke Bad Money till the New

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<v Speaker 2>York Times. It was a real moment of frustration. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I know he's a comedian, blah blah blah, but that

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't a stand up comedy show. Was supposed to be

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<v Speaker 2>a political rally. He was in a suit. I was like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>he's a politician. Then people told me, no, it's a comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't funny for a lot of reasons. I have

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<v Speaker 2>a great sense of humor, and I like dark humor.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's places and their circumstances for that. James Acaster

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<v Speaker 2>turned forty yesterday and says it feels wild with the pandemic.

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<v Speaker 2>Suddenly we were two years older. I feel like now

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still thirty seven, or I when I turned thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>I loved it, actually, because in my twenties I thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm an adult. Now he really needs to know stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to understand the world. Then when I turned thirty,

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<v Speaker 2>I realized, oh, I'm never going to understand anything, and

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<v Speaker 2>that felt a lot better. Now I'm turning forty, We'll

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<v Speaker 2>see what the revelation is Ultimately, I guess I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>lucky I'm still here. That's good. Just got to focus

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<v Speaker 2>on that. Russell brand busted for speeding. He's been fined

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<v Speaker 2>after pleading guilty to speeding. Apparently, Russell was driving his

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<v Speaker 2>Mini at ninety five miles an hour on the M

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<v Speaker 2>four last June. He also was busted for driving the

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<v Speaker 2>Mini at at thirty seven miles per hour and a

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<v Speaker 2>thirty mile an hour zone. He did not attend the hearing.

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<v Speaker 2>He was handed three penalty points for the thirty seven

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<v Speaker 2>five mile an hour speeding, on top of the three

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<v Speaker 2>points he already had on his license. That gives him

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<v Speaker 2>a total of eleven. Drivers who get twelve or more

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<v Speaker 2>points without a three year period face a band. The

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<v Speaker 2>judge find him thirty four hundred and fifty seven pounds

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<v Speaker 2>for the offenses. You know, Russell could probably afford a

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<v Speaker 2>car service. And Jim Norton has joined the exclusive club

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<v Speaker 2>of people who worked at Series XM and got shown

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<v Speaker 2>the door. Welcome to the club, Jim. After twenty years,

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<v Speaker 2>Jim Norton is out. He had been hosting a show

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<v Speaker 2>with Sam Roberts Jim announced his new podcast, Jim Norton

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<v Speaker 2>Can't Save You. On the podcast, he shared that he

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<v Speaker 2>was expecting and received a low ball offered during the holidays.

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<v Speaker 2>Jim is a good guy. I've worked with him a

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<v Speaker 2>few times. Really like Jim a lot. Best of luck

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<v Speaker 2>with your podcast, and that is your comedy news for today.

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