Speaker 1: Do you realize that Tuesday is Washington's birthday?
Speaker 2: Frankly, I hadn't given it much sauce.
Speaker 3: Would you like me to bake a cake or something?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: How about a cherry tree pie? Isn't it funny? Of
Speaker 1: all the wonderful things Washington did, the first thing that
Speaker 1: comes to your mind is that silly little fable about
Speaker 1: his telling the truth and.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but
Speaker 2: the truth. The solid silver with beauty that lives forever
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Speaker 1: Prevents The Adventures.
Speaker 5: Of Ozzy and Harriet, starring America's favorite young couple, Ozzy
Speaker 5: Nelson and Harry and hid here at eighteen forty seven
Speaker 5: Roches Road. Where the Nelsons live, there's usually an air
Speaker 5: of happiness prevailing. It starts with a big friendly welcome
Speaker 5: Matt on the front porch and continues clear through the
Speaker 5: big friendly house to the big friendly backyard where Nick
Speaker 5: the Family Center lives. He's the big friendly dog with
Speaker 5: a laugh in his bark. But today there's one face
Speaker 5: that doesn't fit in with this happy atmosphere. Young David
Speaker 5: Nelson seems to have something on his mind.
Speaker 2: What's wrong, David? You've hardly said a word all morning.
Speaker 2: It's nothing, Mom, Well, there's something bothering you?
Speaker 3: What is it? It's nothing, really, mom, David.
Speaker 1: Harriet, Please you say it's nothing, David? Is that right?
Speaker 3: That's right?
Speaker 1: All right? If it's nothing, it's nothing, we'll just forget
Speaker 1: it in the paper.
Speaker 6: It is something, Oh, I kind.
Speaker 1: Of thought you'd like to tell us about it, and
Speaker 1: what seems to be the trouble.
Speaker 6: It's nothing, Pop, David.
Speaker 1: We're not trying to pry into your personal affairs, but
Speaker 1: why don't you just tell us about it? Maybe we
Speaker 1: can help you.
Speaker 3: It's kind of silly. I guess see.
Speaker 6: Grace Johnson invited me to her party Friday night, and
Speaker 6: I told her i'd come.
Speaker 3: That sounds very nice, Yeah.
Speaker 6: But our team is supposed to play basketball Friday night,
Speaker 6: so I gotta tell her I can't make it.
Speaker 1: He's gave it a don't pop, Ricky read your comic book.
Speaker 1: In other words, David, you mean you forgot you had
Speaker 1: to play basketball, and that's why you accepted her invitation.
Speaker 3: Oh, No, I remembered it.
Speaker 1: You mean, when you accepted Grace's invitation, you knew you
Speaker 1: couldn't make it, that it was the same night as
Speaker 1: your basketball game.
Speaker 2: Yes, now he gave it a don't pop, Ricky?
Speaker 3: Well, then why did you accept it?
Speaker 7: David?
Speaker 6: Well, golly, mom, she seems so excited about the party.
Speaker 6: I just didn't have the heart to disappoint her.
Speaker 1: Well, I realized how you must have felt, David. But
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to tell her sometime now. It'll be
Speaker 1: a bigger disappointment to find. It's much better to tell
Speaker 1: people the truth right off. Otherwise you wind up in
Speaker 1: an embarrassing situation for everybody.
Speaker 2: Are they gonna have ice cream with the party?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Sure, gallons of it.
Speaker 6: That's another thing, Pop, I'd feel awful silly if I
Speaker 6: turned on the party and then the basketball game was
Speaker 6: called off?
Speaker 2: Do you think that's possible?
Speaker 3: Never call one off yet? Oh, rick you keep quiet?
Speaker 1: Do you think it may be called off? David?
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know. There's always a chance. Lots of
Speaker 6: things could happen, Like what whoa suppose the Kevin of
Speaker 6: the other team gets the measles?
Speaker 1: That sounds to me like a pretty remote possibility.
Speaker 3: Maybe not pop.
Speaker 6: A couple of weeks ago, we were supposed to take
Speaker 6: an arithmetic test and the teacher got the appendicitis.
Speaker 1: Well, that was just a rare coincidence. I think the
Speaker 1: safest thing for you to do is call Grace on
Speaker 1: the phone and tell her you can't make it.
Speaker 6: Maybe I could go to the park first and then
Speaker 6: played basketball.
Speaker 2: I think you'd be too full of ice cream and
Speaker 2: cake to play much of a game. He could be
Speaker 2: the basketball.
Speaker 6: I guess I'll just think it over.
Speaker 1: Well, it's your problem, David. Did you know the old
Speaker 1: proverb never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Speaker 1: Procrastination is the thief of time. Oh, are you're going
Speaker 1: to say something, Harry?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Did you go downtown and pay the gas bill yesterday?
Speaker 3: You said you would.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you mentioned that, Harriet. Now Here is
Speaker 1: a perfect example of the point I'm trying to make. David.
Speaker 1: Your mother asked me to pay the gas bill yesterday,
Speaker 1: and instead of putting it off until tomorrow, I'm going
Speaker 1: down and pay it today.
Speaker 8: Well just a.
Speaker 2: Minute, please, Hey mom telephone, this is Joe, which missus Jones,
Speaker 2: which missus Jones?
Speaker 3: Now you missus Jones never mind.
Speaker 8: Hello, Hello Harriet, this is Pamela. You haven't forgotten you're
Speaker 8: having dinner with us to night, have you?
Speaker 2: Oh no, Pamela, I'm glad you call, though I'm not
Speaker 2: sure I know.
Speaker 3: How to get out to your house.
Speaker 8: Well that's why iPhone.
Speaker 2: Have you got a pencil right here?
Speaker 8: Well, first of all, you come straight out ball With
Speaker 8: Boulevard and I'll we like it my direction straight. I
Speaker 8: can never remember east from westy north from south. Now
Speaker 8: when I'm facing the radio, the wing chairs east you'll
Speaker 8: come towards the damn horsas north north on ball With
Speaker 8: Boulevard until you get to the corner where Castle Road crosses.
Speaker 8: And when you get there, have your.
Speaker 3: Husband slow down.
Speaker 8: The shop on the corner has a hat and the
Speaker 8: windows that is just perfect for you.
Speaker 3: You save it good, I could use a new hat.
Speaker 3: We go off Baldwin and turn. It's a cute hat
Speaker 3: and that's why I get you turn left and then
Speaker 3: you'll be on Castle Road.
Speaker 8: Then you turn oh no, no, no, no, let me
Speaker 8: say the radio again. You turn to the wing chair
Speaker 8: that's east east east on castled Oak Street and as
Speaker 8: you make the turn, you'll notice a little dress.
Speaker 3: Shop on the corner.
Speaker 2: Should I have Alzie slow down again?
Speaker 3: By all means, dear.
Speaker 8: That little tap of the dress in the windsor is
Speaker 8: out of this world?
Speaker 2: You turn right, all right down bown, turn left at
Speaker 2: the half down castle, turn right at the tap of
Speaker 2: the dress.
Speaker 3: Yes, and I think that's right.
Speaker 9: And I man, I want to be sure I'm right.
Speaker 8: I see you come towards the dag port. You turn
Speaker 8: to the radio, then you head for the bookcase.
Speaker 3: So it's left left on oak left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you live at thirteen forty. Oh, yes, that's right.
Speaker 9: The numerals on.
Speaker 8: The door, I'll say one, three, four.
Speaker 1: The oas missing.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure we'll find it, Tamela.
Speaker 3: About what time should we be there?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: About seven?
Speaker 8: Oh, Harriet, wait a minute, wait here, I'll give you
Speaker 8: the directions over again.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sure I got some straight Tamela. But I
Speaker 2: just remembered I moved all the.
Speaker 9: Furniture around yesterday.
Speaker 1: Oh hi at Thorny. Any sign of the bus yet?
Speaker 3: Oh hi?
Speaker 1: No, not hed lots of buses, but the wrong ones.
Speaker 4: It's kind of chill.
Speaker 3: He's standing here too.
Speaker 1: Well. Hello there, how's the bowling jam? Well, for goodness sakes,
Speaker 1: look who's here? How have you been?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Just fine, and you can't complain. Hey, sure is nice
Speaker 1: to see you again. Well thanks, we've been keeping yourself lately.
Speaker 3: Oh you know.
Speaker 1: Round you fellows know each other, don't you. I don't
Speaker 1: think I've had the pleasure. Oh I'm sorry. This is
Speaker 1: my neighbor, mister Thornberry. This is mister How do you do?
Speaker 1: I'm glad nut aw things going? Oh fine, fine, just fine? Thanks?
Speaker 1: Hard things with you? Oh it's great. See any of
Speaker 1: the old gang lately? How what old gangs that you know?
Speaker 1: The Oh yes, you mean the boys down to Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the boy's down. Oh yeah once in a while. Or
Speaker 1: run into Dick the other day. Oh, swell, who is
Speaker 1: how is he? Oh he's doing fine, said he sees
Speaker 1: Tom occasionally, good old Tom. Other than that, nothing new, No,
Speaker 1: same old grind. How's the white Oh she's fine, and
Speaker 1: it's my wife. Fine. Oh say you never did come
Speaker 1: over for that fried chicken dinner. Oh that's your fault.
Speaker 1: You didn't invite us.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 1: Well we'll remedy that right now. About tonight. Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not tonight. I mean your wife will one of them. Oh,
Speaker 1: it'll be silly.
Speaker 5: We always have plenty to eat, and my wife loves
Speaker 5: the cook.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but I always excuse us. Shall we
Speaker 1: say about seven o'clock?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, that's awfully nicer, but really we could. Oh, oh,
Speaker 1: here's my bus. Well we'll see it's just a minute.
Speaker 1: This is very embarrassing, But to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I'm afraid I don't remember your your address. Where are
Speaker 1: you living now? Same old place it's writ in the
Speaker 1: fall book. We'll see at seven. It looks like you're
Speaker 1: invited out to get it tonight.
Speaker 4: Oz.
Speaker 1: He seems like a nice pot Bronnie. I know you
Speaker 1: won't believe this, but I can't seem to place the guy.
Speaker 1: His face is so dying familiar, but I can't remember
Speaker 1: his name for some reason. How can that be?
Speaker 3: Oz?
Speaker 1: You were carrying on such a brilliant conversation. I don't
Speaker 1: know where we know him from. You mentioned something about bowling,
Speaker 1: didn't he?
Speaker 3: I think he did.
Speaker 1: But he also called you a champ, so I'm sure
Speaker 1: he's never seen your bull. I hope Harriet remembers him.
Speaker 1: She probably will. She has a wonderful memory for names.
Speaker 1: Thank goodness, that's all you're worried about Oz. I know
Speaker 1: his name, you do, well? And why didn't you tell me?
Speaker 1: I was dying to worry about it? How did you
Speaker 1: know his name?
Speaker 3: He told me?
Speaker 1: I told you, you said, very distinctly, mister Thornberry. Meet mister.
Speaker 3: Harriet.
Speaker 1: Oh, I have news for you. We're going out to
Speaker 1: dinner tonight.
Speaker 3: Well, good for you. I didn't think you'd remember it.
Speaker 3: In fact, I don't remember telling you about it.
Speaker 1: Well, how could you tell me about it? We weren't
Speaker 1: invited untilbout an hour ago, and I was the one
Speaker 1: who accepted the invitation.
Speaker 2: You mean you met Pamela downtown?
Speaker 1: Pamela? Who's Pamela?
Speaker 2: Pamela Jones and the Pta.
Speaker 1: I don't even know her, Of course you do.
Speaker 2: She was at the Randolph New Year's Eve party.
Speaker 1: I don't remember it. You sure I met her?
Speaker 3: Well, believe me, Diar you met her. I'm sure you did. Well.
Speaker 1: I wonder why I don't remember it.
Speaker 2: Don't you remember that tall, beautiful, red haired girl with
Speaker 2: a strapless evening gown?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, of course, Well Pamela was sitting right next to her.
Speaker 1: I wonder I didn't remember it or how did she
Speaker 1: get into the conversation anyway?
Speaker 2: I just told you we're going over there for dinner tonight.
Speaker 3: She invited us about two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Harriet, I think we've got one of those little problems
Speaker 1: that make life so interesting.
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 1: I accepted another invitation for us.
Speaker 3: For dinner tonight?
Speaker 1: Yeah? When was it? Just about an hour ago?
Speaker 2: Oh that's a shame after all. What kind of an
Speaker 2: invitation is that? At the last minute, probably somebody else
Speaker 2: couldn't show up.
Speaker 1: Well, Harrid, I don't think that's a very nice way
Speaker 1: to talk about a good friend of mine.
Speaker 2: But it's such a strange thing to do.
Speaker 3: I mean, at the last minute like that. Who was it?
Speaker 1: You know that fellow we know from the bowling? No,
Speaker 1: what's his name?
Speaker 3: You don't know his name?
Speaker 1: Oh? Sure that is? I think I know if I
Speaker 1: heard it. His face was very familiar.
Speaker 3: Let me get this straight.
Speaker 2: Now, you accepted a dinner invitation for tonight and you
Speaker 2: don't even know the man's name.
Speaker 1: Frankly, Hart, I was counting on you. You're always so
Speaker 1: good at remembering names.
Speaker 3: What does he look like?
Speaker 1: He's about average height, average weight, a very pleasant, average face.
Speaker 1: Does that sound like anybody we know.
Speaker 3: It sounds like everybody we know.
Speaker 2: Where did you say we know.
Speaker 1: Him from the bowling club? I'm sure of that much,
Speaker 1: because he said so. I wish you'd think a little
Speaker 1: because I know you know him. Kind of a disappointment, dear,
Speaker 1: I was counting on you, But.
Speaker 3: I never go to your bowling clothes. Well, sure you do.
Speaker 1: You over there Ladies' night, the big tournament a few
Speaker 1: weeks ago, wasn't it?
Speaker 2: That was last fourth of July.
Speaker 1: See, I'm sure it was Labor Day.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe you can think of it while I'm making
Speaker 2: the sandwiches.
Speaker 1: What sandwiches?
Speaker 3: The ones you always eat before we go out to dinner?
Speaker 1: Oh, don't father a dreadful mess? We are with two
Speaker 1: dinner dates, and one of them we don't even know
Speaker 1: who the people are.
Speaker 2: Are you sure you don't want the sandwiches?
Speaker 3: I haven't practically made.
Speaker 1: No, no thanks, I'm so worried. I've completely lost my appetite.
Speaker 1: What kind of sandwiches?
Speaker 2: Taking a tomato and whole wheat with thousand island dressing.
Speaker 1: Well, as long as you've gone to all the trouble,
Speaker 1: I'll just have one or two, and I'm I wish
Speaker 1: I could remember who this guy is. His face is
Speaker 1: so darned from me.
Speaker 2: Why in the world didn't you just tell him man,
Speaker 2: you couldn't remember his name.
Speaker 3: There's no crime in.
Speaker 1: This, Harriet. You know very well you can't do a
Speaker 1: thing like that hurt a person's feelings. It's just like
Speaker 1: I was telling David this morning, it's always better to
Speaker 1: come height out. David's was an entirely different case. Come on, Harry,
Speaker 1: help me with this. Will you not try and remember?
Speaker 7: Man about average height average.
Speaker 1: Guys. Now there's a situation.
Speaker 5: I bet there's nothing that beats it for confusion unless, oh,
Speaker 5: wait a minute, I forgot about the subject of today's prices.
Speaker 5: Now that's something it makes your head spin. But there
Speaker 5: is one exception to that, a really glorious exception, and
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Speaker 1: This loveliest of solid silvers, this.
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Speaker 5: what it did five years. Other leading silver people have
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Speaker 5: nineteen forty four. So by getting eight place settings in
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Speaker 5: you save about twenty dollars, enough to buy eight additional teaspoons.
Speaker 5: And remember this is International Sterling. You can own nothing
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Speaker 5: your dollars in the way that will reward you most
Speaker 5: richly by choosing International Sterling. See that man making his
Speaker 5: way laboriously up the street. That man is Ozzie Nelson,
Speaker 5: a man with a problem.
Speaker 1: H Wilson Benson Nelson. Oh hello em you no, no,
Speaker 1: just to help yourself, Simpson Carson, your pardon. And I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think of a man's name. William Johnson. William Johnson,
Speaker 1: William Johnson. Yes, that sounds familiar.
Speaker 3: Cars that's my father's name.
Speaker 1: It's terrible.
Speaker 3: Who is this man you can't think of?
Speaker 1: He's a good friend of mine. I bumped into him downtown.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe I can help you.
Speaker 1: What's his name's That's what I've forgotten.
Speaker 2: Have you tried scratching your hand?
Speaker 1: Yes, I tried. That just made a lot of noise
Speaker 1: in my ears. I got a lot of grease in
Speaker 1: my hands. I tried every way I've ever heard of,
Speaker 1: even stood on my head in the corner. That's that's
Speaker 1: supposed to help. But no names can only the ones.
Speaker 1: Missus Nelson called me for getting footprints on the wallpaper.
Speaker 2: I wish I could.
Speaker 3: Help you, mister Nelson. Have you tried the psychology of association?
Speaker 2: You associate what you're trying to remember with some other thing.
Speaker 1: And try and connect the two. Well, I met him
Speaker 1: in the bowling alley.
Speaker 5: Bowling alley.
Speaker 2: Try and picture the bowling alley.
Speaker 3: In your mind.
Speaker 1: Bowling alley, Yes, I can see it.
Speaker 3: No, try and picture the man's face.
Speaker 1: His face. I say, he's got a hole in his head. No,
Speaker 1: not the bowling.
Speaker 4: Picture of Alton.
Speaker 1: His face, bowling, the bowling alley. It's face, bowling, his face,
Speaker 1: the bowling alley.
Speaker 10: It's face has a bowling alley.
Speaker 2: It's face, the bowling alley.
Speaker 10: How you got the picture?
Speaker 3: I've got it.
Speaker 1: His face, the bowling alley, his face, the bowling alley,
Speaker 1: our bowling face.
Speaker 2: You're gonna start getting ready. We have to leave pretty soon.
Speaker 1: I wish you wouldn't do that, harryt. You just disturbed
Speaker 1: my whole train of thought and this guy's name right
Speaker 1: on the tip of my tongue.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry, dear. I thought you'd given up.
Speaker 1: I can't give up. I've got to think of it somehow.
Speaker 1: Emmy lou just reminded me of something, the association of ideas.
Speaker 1: I'm working on that now.
Speaker 2: Well, don't forget. We're supposed to be a tamil Is
Speaker 2: at seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: As much I'm sure of, it must be a very
Speaker 1: average name.
Speaker 3: Why do you say that.
Speaker 1: Well, if it were an unusual, difficult name, i'd concentrate
Speaker 1: on it, remember it by association of ideas.
Speaker 3: I don't think i'd count on that too much.
Speaker 1: Well, you know it's true. You take George Trout down
Speaker 1: the block. The Trout is a pretty unusual name, but
Speaker 1: it's easy to remember by the process of association. All
Speaker 1: you have to do is think of fish and you've
Speaker 1: got it. Never I see George, I immediately think of
Speaker 1: fish and right away I know his name. Ozzy.
Speaker 3: I was there the day you said hello, mister mackerel.
Speaker 1: I don't remember any such thing I think of a
Speaker 1: man's name. At least you can do is help me.
Speaker 1: It's as much your fault as it is mine my fault.
Speaker 3: How do you figure that?
Speaker 1: Well, you know how I depend on you to remember
Speaker 1: things for me. Your memory is so fine. That's why
Speaker 1: my memory isn't too good anymore.
Speaker 3: How does that follow?
Speaker 1: Well, before we were married, I had a wonderful memory,
Speaker 1: But after we got married, I figured your memory was
Speaker 1: so good I wouldn't need mine anymore.
Speaker 4: So I.
Speaker 3: Don't see how I can be of any hills.
Speaker 2: You haven't given me anything to go on.
Speaker 1: It's not my fault. He just happens to be about
Speaker 1: average height and average weight, sort of an average looking fellow.
Speaker 2: Why don't you start to get dressed? Maybe you'll think
Speaker 2: of it later on?
Speaker 1: Seems so unfair. Somewhere in this town, an average man
Speaker 1: and his wife are expecting us for dinner. I just
Speaker 1: picture the poor guy sitting there wondering. He says to
Speaker 1: his wife, what's happened to us? Looks over at her,
Speaker 1: and he shrugs his shoulders. She's medium build and about
Speaker 1: average height. Does that help you on the description of her?
Speaker 3: How do you know what she looks like?
Speaker 1: Well, it follows, doesn't that an average man with an
Speaker 1: average name would be married to an average girl. A shame.
Speaker 1: There they sit in their average little home.
Speaker 3: Are they're one and a half children?
Speaker 1: One and a half.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the average family, one and a half children.
Speaker 1: Wait ante, I remember something else he mentioned two friends, Uh,
Speaker 1: Tom and Dick.
Speaker 3: What happened to Harry?
Speaker 1: He's back in I don't know that, se This is terrible.
Speaker 1: An average man and his average wife sitting waiting somewhere,
Speaker 1: the average food growing cold on their average tape. Average man,
Speaker 1: an average name, Brown Smith.
Speaker 2: It's in the middle of this block.
Speaker 1: Block Blink blue.
Speaker 3: Blee is just up ahead, head.
Speaker 4: Head Kilroy, doctor Kildare, doctor Gillespie, doctor Barrymore, just a
Speaker 4: little father, father, father, Crosby.
Speaker 3: Ozzy.
Speaker 2: We're going to the Jones.
Speaker 3: Think of the Joneses for just a minute.
Speaker 1: Jones, Harriet, Please, I'm trying to think of an average name.
Speaker 3: Oh this is where we stop.
Speaker 1: Oh why didn't you say so?
Speaker 3: Oh what a cute little house.
Speaker 1: House. It's a pretty average name.
Speaker 2: He has lots of homes, have it homes.
Speaker 1: Holmes, Burton, Holmes, Burton, Button, Baton.
Speaker 3: Durston, and Osborne. Come on, Belle, Hello, Harry, Hello Famela.
Speaker 3: Well we finally made it. This is Ozzy. Do come
Speaker 3: on in. I'm sorry, I'm fraid we're a little late. Oh,
Speaker 3: as matter of fact, Harry, it really doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: There's another couple coming to dinner, but they haven't shown
Speaker 2: up yet.
Speaker 3: Oh, anybody we know?
Speaker 2: No, I don't think there's some friend of my husband's
Speaker 2: Maddy met at the bowling club.
Speaker 1: Bowling club. Maybe I know him.
Speaker 3: Now, this is the ridiculous part.
Speaker 2: My husband doesn't even remember his name. Mommy knows about
Speaker 2: the man is that he's average height, average weight, average face.
Speaker 9: Can you imagine anything so silly?
Speaker 3: Yes, as a matter of fact, I can. Oh, yes,
Speaker 3: you're the dolphins are here.
Speaker 1: This is my husband. Hello, whoa Jonesy? Why Nelly?
Speaker 5: I was telling the.
Speaker 8: Dolphins the story when you came in?
Speaker 3: Oliver?
Speaker 1: Oliver, Well that's a twist. You know my old friend, Oliver.
Speaker 3: You're interrupting Ozzie and Ozzie Hold pal, Do you two
Speaker 3: know each other?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 1: Of course we know each other. Why do you think
Speaker 1: they hit for dinner? Because I invited them? You invited them.
Speaker 1: I invited Ozzie today, you invited them. This is all
Speaker 1: very easily explained, isn't it, Harriet.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Let's hear you do it.
Speaker 1: Well, Oliver. You see, you invited us for dinner tonight,
Speaker 1: and your your wife invited us for dinner. And when
Speaker 1: we found out we'd both been invited to the same house,
Speaker 1: we left left. It was the funniest thing we'd ever heard.
Speaker 3: Marvel Riot, You mean Ozzie is the man whose name
Speaker 3: you couldn't remember.
Speaker 1: What's this, Oh, Pamela, why did you have to tell
Speaker 1: on me? Well, tell you the truth, OSSI. I didn't
Speaker 1: remember your name. So embarrassing too. You knew me so well,
Speaker 1: and we've been introduced me to your neighbor. Mister. I
Speaker 1: wondered if you knew who I was. Oh, I recognized
Speaker 1: you immediately, but I just couldn't place your name. I
Speaker 1: hope you aren't offended. Why don't we just forget the
Speaker 1: whole thing? Some of us remember and some of you don't.
Speaker 2: Oh, poor Oliver, he's always forgetting people's names.
Speaker 9: I'll bet Ozzie.
Speaker 3: Never does that, does he, Harriet?
Speaker 2: Ozzie's got a wonderful memory. What was the name of
Speaker 2: that dress shop we saw coming over here?
Speaker 1: A dress shop?
Speaker 3: Marshalls? Wasn't that the name? Yes, Marshall's, And remember that
Speaker 3: dress in the window.
Speaker 2: You said you were going to buy.
Speaker 1: It for me. I did. You should remember, I guess
Speaker 1: if I don't that this is blackmail.
Speaker 2: And there was an alligator bag just dress.
Speaker 1: Yes, I remember saying you could have that too.
Speaker 2: You can bring the things in here here, I'll be
Speaker 2: right there.
Speaker 1: Ay, your wife's very attractive, Ozzie. Is she from around
Speaker 1: here originally? No, she's descended from a very well known
Speaker 1: Midwestern family. Perhaps you've heard of them, the James Boys,
Speaker 1: jesse Ja. Well, now, what do you know?
Speaker 5: If I can just keep the conversation kind of general,
Speaker 5: maybe it's.
Speaker 10: Quite a situation, mister Smith. And you know, it reminds
Speaker 10: me of the new clerk from the silverware store whom
Speaker 10: I met yesterday on the street, or another victim of confusion.
Speaker 10: Decidedly he thought I was somebody else entirely, but he
Speaker 10: seemed to be sure of one thing that both I
Speaker 10: and the woman he thought I was had just recently
Speaker 10: bought a set of International Sterling.
Speaker 3: He even named the pattern it was Prelude. And he
Speaker 3: was right too, at least about.
Speaker 5: Me, and about the other woman too, I'll bet, because
Speaker 5: you know, Prelude is one of International Sterling's best love designs,
Speaker 5: and not without reason either. Prelude is a love story
Speaker 5: translated into gleaming solid silver by the famous International Sterling
Speaker 5: silver smith's comfleet to.
Speaker 10: The delicate flowers that look like a bride bouquet on
Speaker 10: the tip of the handle, Prelude is perfect.
Speaker 5: For me, mister Smith, say, did you notice how perfect
Speaker 5: the price of Prelude is?
Speaker 1: By any chance? Did I? Why?
Speaker 10: I say, just about twenty dollars by getting eight place
Speaker 10: settings of International Sterling's Prelude patterns rather than some other
Speaker 10: Sterling Uh huh.
Speaker 5: International Sterling gives you real value for your money. Its
Speaker 5: prices haven't gone up in five years, and every piece
Speaker 5: reveals the quality and craftsmanship that have made the name
Speaker 5: International famous for generations.
Speaker 3: Could you ask for anything better than that?
Speaker 5: The answer to that is no, So see International Sterling tomorrow,
Speaker 5: won't you?
Speaker 1: Folks?
Speaker 5: It's the solid silver with beauty that lives forever. And
Speaker 5: by the way, there's a very interesting article and some
Speaker 5: color pictures of the entire Nelson family in the March
Speaker 5: issue of Radio Stars and Television Magazine.
Speaker 1: Aren't you ashamed of yourself telling those FIBs tonight?
Speaker 3: I just told that one little one you.
Speaker 1: Told two, one about the dress and the other about
Speaker 1: the alligator bag.
Speaker 2: Oh those, I was figuring you'd bail me out of those,
Speaker 2: you see, if you really do buy me the dressing bag,
Speaker 2: then I was telling the truth retroactively.
Speaker 3: Is that the right word.
Speaker 1: It seems to be doing the job. What fib did
Speaker 1: you have in mind?
Speaker 3: Someone? Where I said you don't forget names, Well, I
Speaker 3: don't usually, Oh, Izie, there's.
Speaker 2: One girlfriend of mine you've known for five years.
Speaker 3: Part of the time you call her Julie, and the
Speaker 3: rest of the time you call her Judy.
Speaker 1: What is her name?
Speaker 3: Mary Peterson?
Speaker 2: Good night, Martha, Good night, George.
Speaker 10: Ni.
Speaker 5: Next get to another adventure of Augrey and Harriet starring
Speaker 5: Augrey Nelson and Harriet.
Speaker 2: Who you're remember If dog silver with beauty that Lives Forever,
Speaker 2: it is international Scarley.
Speaker 1: Yes, Harriet, the solid silver with beauty that Lives Forever
Speaker 1: is international, Scairy. This is Burnsmith speaking.
Speaker 5: This is NBC, the National Broadcasting Company.