Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice
mix in some vodka. Call it a podcast from the
Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by
Victor Chrysler Dods Jeep Ram. It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2: Hello and welcome, Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks
for telling a friend. I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: I'm waiting for this moment. Heaven's here. Hello, Marcus here, ay.
Speaker 2: And look who's back. Laura is here. That's right, and
actually we have a friend of Evan's, Colleen's here as well.
We gotta get in a microphone to get it.
Speaker 4: I mean Laura kind of like, I mean, she should
have been here last week because it kind of wore
off what we want to talk to her about and stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, I did not believe me. I
got I got stuff. Don't don't worry. Don't worry. This
will all come either one of these. Let me say,
just like.
Speaker 3: An erection and we'll come back. But we have to
start off with a text that I got yesterday from
somebody before the game starts, saying uh, I was gonna
say McDermott's McDermott. It was uh Brandon Bean needs to
be fun.
Speaker 4: Guys, because I decided, since I I already had two
bourbons in, I was gonna touch you before the game.
Uh huh, so after the game I didn't have to
bother taxing or during the game.
Speaker 2: All Right. Well, here's the thing. I see a headline
before the game yesterday, Bill's quarterback Josh Allen receives bad
news hours before Chiefs game, and I'm like, why would that?
Msn or somebody got it. I think it was over
the fact that the toilet was plugged. Palm Palmer's out.
Josh Palmer sure was out.
Speaker 5: So I was like, okay, yeah, so that's the bad news.
Speaker 2: That was the bad news that ms NBC. I believe
it was. Yes, well I clicked in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been in.
Speaker 2: I've been in.
Speaker 4: Is Josh Palmer done anything with Josh Palmer?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. He's played a little bit. He's still okay. Yeah,
he got more catches than Kean because I think I
might have more catches than dead. Yeah, it was all right.
He had to be wide open, yep. And I think
it might not even actually be a play. I think
they just threw it to him.
Speaker 3: Just Yeah, Palmer was ruled out leaving Alan without. One
of his top targets was the article basically but but
here here's the thing. The bills win twenty eight, twenty one.
Speaker 2: Six six six seven seven. I was.
Speaker 3: So, it's so funny because that has now gone universe.
I remember kids saying that last year.
Speaker 2: No, it's got universal adults.
Speaker 6: It's like last year round Staries word of the Year
six seven, yeah, six seven.
Speaker 2: Oh. I did not know that. I fucking hate this.
It's got into adults now. The kids all hate it
because the adults are doing it.
Speaker 6: I had, like my kids, I had an epic six
seven in Disney, and then I'm like, I'm done.
Speaker 5: I'm not even gonna wait.
Speaker 2: You did an epic six seven in Disney. Yes, on
Tower of Country seven Countries, six seven countries, Drinking.
Speaker 5: Around the World and the Tower of Terror.
Speaker 6: When we were like going up from the ground level
in between floor six seven, I was like six seven.
Everyone left and I was like, I did it once.
Speaker 2: I'm done, Like, yeah, all you do. And if you
look at the picture from her, kids were.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, but that's it. You got to leave in
the high note. When you do something like that, right,
that's when you walk out speaking leaving on a high note.
So or I'm watching this game and I'm getting really
nervous towards the end of it, and I don't give
a shit when anybody says because I think twenty two seconds. No,
At one point they put up thirteen and then they
added two more than made him fifteen, and I was like, whoa,
And that was still the first half.
Speaker 4: That was still the first Tony Romo has to say
it like three times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I shut the fuck up. Yeah, but how about
when it's a fourth and seventeen? Who the fuck goes
forward on fourth and seventeen? How many chiefs? Because they
went fourth and seventeen all game long and got an
all games? What the hell? I mean, they couldn't get
it on first, second, or third down, but they were
killing it at fourth in seventeen. I mean, I was
that was crazy to me. And then what was it
a twenty nine yard reception that they had after that?
I think it was a twenty nine yard reception. The
offense is in trouble. If you put that team away,
it's over. They never put them away. They had so
many chances to put them away and they didn't. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. I mean was awful. Yes, Kansas City
was awful. They had a couple of guys who were
pretty biged up on ull.
Speaker 4: Let's go back to that. You're talking about the Bills.
Speaker 2: Should have put them all, should have put them away.
Speaker 4: They're playing against their rivals ten times. You're DEA's like
seeing that Atlanta should have put in New England away.
Speaker 2: Yesterday. They were never up, so they can't put them away.
Speaker 4: Neither was it was Kansas.
Speaker 2: City ever up? No, they never That's what I'm saying.
Buffalo should have put him away. Yeah, I don't agree
with that. I think you don't leave. You don't leave
Kansas City a chance. This is you don't leave Tom
Brady a chance. You bury them. It doesn't. Unfortunately, you don't.
Speaker 5: Cook too much. Yesterday, which well ran sixty.
Speaker 2: They couldn't throw they had to.
Speaker 4: I don't know what what you caught talking about. Allen
had over two hundred and fifty yards.
Speaker 2: He was like, is he It was almost it was almost.
Remember when two hundred fifty yards was a bad game
for quarterbacks not too long ago, throwing for three hundred
and three fifty.
Speaker 4: When it was a throat. Yeah, now when they have
running backs running one.
Speaker 2: Hundred and fifteen. When your best receivers Dowsed Knox, you
got issues or Kaid whichever, whichever.
Speaker 4: Seen this is the same it was last year that
went the championship game.
Speaker 2: What do you what do I mean? I don't understand
where this is going.
Speaker 3: Come on, exact seam, Come on.
Speaker 2: Last year. It is the same team as last year,
and they didn't win it last year.
Speaker 4: But according to you, according to you, they should be
burying everybody.
Speaker 2: But they're not going to. You're got to put teams away,
they're not. Don't let teams linger around with that team
with that.
Speaker 4: That's what they did last year. They lingered, let teams
linger around.
Speaker 2: Because they don't have that big that big player.
Speaker 4: But yes, they went to the championship, and yes they lost.
But this is this you're you're knocking on the same
team that we watched last year.
Speaker 2: But the exception they asked their defense has been awful
this year. Yes, and here's you got to put teams
away when your defense is not mine.
Speaker 4: Didn't have a defense last year?
Speaker 2: Well I missed this the fight.
Speaker 4: No, he's a Patriots fan, it's the Patriots.
Speaker 2: Doesn't Bill doesn't have something to do with the Patriots.
I don't know, because I'll tell you this. The Patriots
are seven to two. Here's the way I look at this.
There's a couple of things. A couple points one. The
overall number one seed is still in play in the game,
and the Bills are a half game out of it.
They're a half game out of number one seed, which
would be fantastic. That means you get a buy in
the playoffs. That would be great.
Speaker 3: Josh Allen was extremely humble, to the point where he
looked almost annoyed after the game, which I sort of enjoyed.
When he was talking to Tracy Wolfson is that her
name Wilson? She was asking him questions and stuff and
even said at one point, hey, Grandmaston. So we got
him to smile, I mean, cutsie stuff for TV. But
and Josh is just like, yeah, it's it's you know,
it's just another game. And that wasn't what he said.
I think he said, uh, we're onto the next something
something ridiculous.
Speaker 2: But it was so focused.
Speaker 3: But there is no Hey, look, there wasn't going to
be a congo line down Abbott Street. Over beating Kansas
City in a regular season game. But when they're done
that right, but they needed to do that. They did it,
they needed to do it. But well, here's the thing.
It's like, we know their defense is not spectacular. That
rookie that they drafted who finally got in.
Speaker 4: The one that's playing for h the one in film he.
Speaker 2: Did go step for step with where he was fucking great.
He was great. And I will tell you what happens
to Babbitt, the defensive coordinator.
Speaker 3: I'm going to ask you. I shouldn't say tell you,
ask you what happens to Babbitt.
Speaker 2: I think he's McDermott's fell safe to be like, hey sucks,
I'm the past same weeks. McDermott's been calling the place
for the past two weeks. It just came out he's
been calling the defensive place. So if they foul, that's
the And for the.
Speaker 3: First time I did see him kind of involved in
some offensive stuff. But don't forget, you know, the guy
on the other side defensively is considered one of the
best in the NFL as.
Speaker 2: An age of thirty years. Either he looks the same,
doesn't He looks exactly the same. So but I think
I think the Chiefs are done, I don't five and
the Holmes is injured. I mean he was got the
shit kicked out of Yes he did, and he was
noting and he normally made like those little one he
when he curls out and bootlegs and he passes. He
wasn't throwing everything off his back foot, just air and
stuff out. That one interception was awful. Why even just
launched it like he was playing in the white yard.
That was towards the end of the game. Yeah, I
mean I think at that point there you're almost in desperation.
Was the three seconds left? No, no, before that, But
it was just an awful pass. Like why you look
like you were thrown out in your backyard to like
the neighborhood kids. Yeah, I did. But how about did
anybody now hold their breath going they're gonna suck? I
was for sure we were going to overtime.
Speaker 5: Was terrified.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that they had it. I mean they did.
They beat the ship out of my homes. They have
hit on the sidelines. Yeah, and not. And I don't
think any more than huff at me.
Speaker 6: No, I'm just I'm reliving at because I remember, like
sitting on the couch last night, Lucas and I both
had like towels to our faces, terrified, and Joe's just
laughing at us. Cann was asleep and we're like, I'll.
Speaker 3: Tell you what though, still a marquee matchup for the
NFL home Mahomes and Allen.
Speaker 2: I mean, as soon as he got there, my phones
blow up. Baby going over to the Pittsford pup. That
was Dams.
Speaker 3: I was keeping it real over there, Josh All coming here.
Fucking Erny Clement. That guy is unbelievably impressive because he
was a utility player. Uh, he was with Cleveland for
a while, he went up with Oakland, he gets traded
and he was on the Bisons. And he's twenty nine
years old. And when you're twenty nine years old and
in the minor leagues, who knows.
Speaker 2: What's gonna happen to be done? Who knows what's gonna
happen Mexico.
Speaker 3: This is Ernie Clement, who set a Major League Baseball
record for the most hits in the postseason in the
history of baseball.
Speaker 2: He had thirty hits. Thirty hits, a lot of them singles,
a couple of doubles, thirty one Homer. Yeah, yeah, I mean,
I was. I was. I was designed when they hit
the bases loaded, I'm like, he's gets up there. I'm
okay if he's the one that.
Speaker 3: Ends it, and I had so wished he did, because
I don't think he has a contract. But this is
Ernie after the I'm reading between the lines, so I
don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know where his his future is with the
Blue Jays, but this is Ernie Clement after the game.
Speaker 7: I've been crying for like probably an hour, so I
thought I was done with the tears. But I just
love these guys so much. It was so much fun
coming to work every day, and you know, battling with
these guys, and we have so much to be proud of.
Even though you know it didn't go our way. All
I care about is just hanging with these guys for
you know, another couple hours.
Speaker 2: What do you think.
Speaker 4: I think it's great. I think it's great, and I
know what I mean, a lot of good talent from
roch Jus just said, yeah, two broads with big boobs
if for.
Speaker 2: You know, chair fours turn up.
Speaker 4: I got this guy with thirty hits in.
Speaker 2: The place and in the postseason but he was always
a utility player. This year already won the twenty twenty
five Heart and Hustle Award, which.
Speaker 5: He's a good looking guy.
Speaker 3: Ernie hockey player. He was a hockey star in high school.
But this is me alright.
Speaker 2: I don't know, well I thought he was a hockey star.
I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they this is Major League Baseball's Players Association
gives out the Heart and Hustle war. They've done it
now for twenty years and he got it this year.
It's for a player with a lot of grit and
then also is kind of the exemplary baseball player. He
broke his hand, never missed a game, needed ten stitches
in his foot this season, never missed a game, never
missed a game, and he's nominated for a Golden Glove
for third base. And what many people did they announce it? Yeah,
I but just to be nominated, I just go from
where you were to where you are is amazing. And
I mean I think people just fell in love.
Speaker 2: With this kid.
Speaker 3: I really do like that postgame stuff was everywhere. But
here's something that I think a lot of people know.
Baseball gloves. You want to have them broken in, like
there you you really want to, like, you used to
put it under your.
Speaker 2: Mattress if you were a kid, or used to.
Speaker 3: I think they had an ad during the World Series
where they had a kid back in the getting his
dad or mom to back up the car over his
gloves with the ball in it to break in the glove.
Ernie Clement, this is real. Listen to this.
Speaker 2: You bought that on eBay? You really bought it on
e Bay this year? Yeah, why, that's awesome.
Speaker 7: My other one broke so I needed one quick and
that was already broken in and my other ones aren't
broken in the way I like.
Speaker 2: So, uh so, you got no idea whose it is? No,
I wonder if they do. Do you think they have
any clue?
Speaker 5: I tried to look.
Speaker 7: They deleted their eBay account, so I have no idea.
Speaker 2: Who it is.
Speaker 5: Oh way, so they stole that, that's probably someone's stolen glove.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, maybe that's awesome.
Speaker 5: They made some they made some money.
Speaker 2: How funny is that he got it?
Speaker 3: He got exactly And I'm wondering Kevin because it said
the padding was sort of gone in that glove, so
he will or a glove And I don't know if
it was a batting glove or something to give him
a little extra patting, and I wondered if that's why
his handbroke.
Speaker 2: Probably, you know, I have I have no idea that
no one's made that correlation. But I was just like,
that's a little weird because then I was reading about
and I go, but how like, how relatable is that?
How relatable is that I can walk into b TV
like this and no problem. They're acceptinglcoming. Yes, there'd be
a couple of dollars assholes, but you're not BTV. Maybe
you can.
Speaker 4: That's going way too far.
Speaker 2: BTV.
Speaker 3: I look, I I don't know about you guys, but
I can do I can honestly say something that I
don't think either one of you mofos can say what I.
Speaker 2: Had a whole pizza BTV. You got it. I had
a whole pizza BTV. It was so damn good.
Speaker 6: And because you gave up, I was gonna say, you
still can't say that Joey had a slice and I
had a bite.
Speaker 2: Okay, you yelled at Laura when she has for bit.
No I didn't. You didn't yell. You just like looked
at it like.
Speaker 5: I thought it was like that. Bill was like, does
anyone want a slice? And we were all saying, but
you and Joe food.
Speaker 2: He's like you.
Speaker 5: Obviously he's gonna eat a slice of pizza.
Speaker 2: Well, look, if you're gonna.
Speaker 3: Get I mean, you can't go wrong. And we're not
talking to Monday personal pant pizzas.
Speaker 2: We're talking this Tuesday, big as Tuesday, big ass pizza.
That's right. Yeah, Look, go to bt B on Facebook
to look him up on Facebook. You'll see all the
specials everything there. The brunch is fantastic. We still have
to do then. I think we should do the brunch cast.
I know we're kicking around dates for that. I think
we should do it sometime closer to the Holwaylet's do.
Speaker 4: It the day before Martin Luther King.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's all the way out in January.
Speaker 5: We've been planning this since.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Here's the thing. Here's the thing here we wants
doing around Martin Luther King because Fay listen. Well yeah,
oh yeah, all right, but why don't we.
Speaker 3: Do it like like somewhere around the middle of December.
Speaker 2: The bTB Beullified Breakfast Holiday. I have a whole holiday party,
all right, what do you think.
Speaker 4: Can we do it like close to like?
Speaker 2: Oh, like was the fifteenth some money? Why don't we
do it like the fourteenth? Yeah, we do that. I'll
call in on Monday the fifteenth. I'm done. I'm done
with school by that. Yeah, everything your what are you
gonna do? Make sure that shit doesn't burn down? No,
I ain't going. If I'm over, I'm definitely not going. Pussy,
I don't even know, but bTB he would fire pizza
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Speaker 5: Oasis Lounge?
Speaker 2: Oh how funny Oasis.
Speaker 5: Aqua Lounge A T shirt.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't go I'd like to read you some
Reddit posts about Oasis that I found, okay, and I.
Speaker 5: Are these going to prove why Joe didn't let me go?
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's no, I don't think so. Oh okay,
I don't think so. These are actually like if you
were looking. Matt has talked about getting reviews and it helps.
People can be.
Speaker 3: Shitty right in some of the reviews, and sometimes it's
written by the competition. It's not even somebody legit it,
whether it be Google or Yelp or whatever.
Speaker 2: This is the kind of review I think any place
would want to get went to Oasis. This person writes
like five years ago on a Saturday, that day was
entry by couples only, but I think they allowed like
two single males in the whole place at a time.
I think it was something like sixty each. Anyway, at
no point did I or my partner feel judged or uncomfortable.
It was quite fun walking around in a bathrobe or naked.
Hanging out in the heated outdoor pool was nice too.
Staff there gives a good orientation on etiquette before you
go in, and safety seems to be a high concern.
Main floor was like the bar area with music first.
There are lockers there also a hot tub in the
locker area next floor. I just I'm just thinking that
hot this coming from lmc web.
Speaker 5: Five years ago, I was so married.
Speaker 2: Let me just say. All I can say is this.
I read about the hot tub, and all I think
is that is a human smoothie. It's a human smoothing.
There's gotta be so many Yeah, and yet and yet, Colleen,
I will say, because I'm a hypocrite. If you ask me, now, go,
if I'm drinking and i'm there, probably I'll probably be
in it. You getting the hot tub with all the
camel's in there, it's going to bleach pubes in your head.
Kill That's right. Uh okay, So main floor bar area
with music first, there are lockers there, also hot tub
and locker next floor had a kink room, swings glory hole.
Yeah yeah, yeah, so that's like no can today.
Speaker 6: Well, I think and by the way, I had some
pipes there to build that.
Speaker 2: I think that you could the glory hole doesn't have
to be single guys, you know what I mean? It
could be right, you can just it could be single ladies.
It's progressive. Twenty twenty five dog cage and some other stuff.
I think there was like a show when you want
to have fun a floor or maybe that was the
showroom I remember correctly. The outdoor pool was on this
floor as well. Top floor was a bunch of small
beds for sex. A whole bunch of sex going on
small bar area too. Would like to go back sometime now.
Do they have dividers like?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I've never been. Oh, I know what
you're saying, Like the really shitty curtains that they hang
over it and you can hear everything the other doctor today,
but you're supposed to because a hypnot pretend you can't
hear anything you like. And they're over there going hello, ma'am.
Speaker 2: Can you hear me? Ma'am?
Speaker 3: Do you know where you are? I just turn off
the tv. Uh, there's another one. There are lots of
threads about M four. Are you familiar with them?
Speaker 2: Four? And I guess it's another sex club and tomorrow. Uh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you wanted to do a little homework in the
art in the reddit swingers. There's a Reddit swingers page.
Are you aware of this?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: I haven't looked into it.
Speaker 2: Well start, because you know you want to how do
you not talk Joean to go into Amsterdam yet?
Speaker 5: I mean, we haven't even.
Speaker 2: Me know. No, I mean, let's keep it. Let's just
try to get him to Let's stay on the same
content first, get him high all the time, Well, get
a little brownie or a window open during the middle
of the day. Related subreddits in there as well. I
have been to both clubs many times. They are among
the most popular and best run sex clubs in North America.
Speaker 5: That's a half mile from their hotel.
Speaker 2: Man, that's all the way from Mexico, all the way
up to tippy top of Canada. There are some good
ones in Tijuana. Generally there's donkeys there.
Speaker 3: Generally speaking, the environment is very safe and respectful. Bad
behavior is not tolerated. The staff are quick to correct. Now,
this would be fucking weird. Like if all of a
sudden somebody comes and gives you a choke hold because
you're sucking someone in the ass.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. I'm trying to figure out, like, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey hey, what if that's your thing that what if
you want.
Speaker 5: To be naughty, Well, they'd say that you have to
didn't look at the window.
Speaker 2: I peeked in the window, you have to she's got
her face pressed up against if she leaves the nose print,
Joe's booting, she's looking.
Speaker 5: You have to asked permission to touch anyone. They say, like,
so do you.
Speaker 3: Do you like say may I touch you? What if
your little ineebreathe? I think most people would have to
be smart shoulder to loosen up a little bit.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean I definitely had been drinking anyway.
Speaker 6: But they did say when I read the rules before,
because I have read like the reviews on this, and
I talked to my friend Jaren, and I was interested
in going. But she did say in what I had read,
is that like there's no touching without asking permission, like
you know everyone if a third comes over and they
will be like, may I touch you?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 5: Or are you okay with this?
Speaker 6: Because they did say that they will remove people and
touch you without permission.
Speaker 5: But yeah, what's.
Speaker 2: More interesting the sex club overall or watching people? I'd
like to set the part just watch them, Okay. So
here's what I was just thinking.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, if you were to open a sex club,
could you put in an observation deck?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm saying, and it could it
be like like like prison, I think, although not like prison,
not like sort of the hillmet roof. But but here's
the thing. You would almost you couldn't. You would have
no way of you being able to interact with anybody
you didn't pay to enter. But we do have an
observation deck and for thirty dollars for a couple, if
you want to come in, or maybe we sell you
a thousand dollars package, you get five observation decks and
one party downtown downstairs if you really get enticed. But
Canadian or American Canadian, it's two way glass, just like
you're looking at a lineup a mugshot. Now everybody will
know that there's two way glass, but they don't know
you're over there.
Speaker 5: But that's my whole fantasy.
Speaker 2: I know, that's what I'm saying. You need to open
a sex club first.
Speaker 6: But yeah, they said that, like you can just go
and go to a room by yourself and then maybe
somebody just wopped her to like a different room where
there's more people.
Speaker 5: Go or go on the sex wing.
Speaker 2: Hello, hello, you better that for three hours you go?
Now not that long?
Speaker 3: Sounds like too much work. Bad behavior is not tolerant.
People perhaps eject people who misbehave. There will always be
people who push the limits, but it isn't tolerated. My
wife got groped way more in regular nightclubs than at
m for or oasis because.
Speaker 2: You're not throwing you out a bTB for granted. I
gotta think.
Speaker 3: I gotta think, like, Okay, if you are in a
place and you grope somebody, you're you're potentially asking for trouble,
Like there could be a fist in your face, but
you're also in.
Speaker 2: A way, but there you can get dick in a face.
Well not hang on, you could.
Speaker 3: It's like depending if it's a baseball bat, dude, hey
come there. But I'm thinking that maybe you grope somebody
and you hope if she's singles, she turns around and
she's interested. Right, what percentage of people have been groped
in a bar that turn around and look at the
groper and go oh yeah, However, here, if I say,
can I touch you? I bet there's a ninety percent chance.
Speaker 2: But what happens if you she turns around and she
goes ew, do you have to just you gotta just
turn around you just gotta turn around.
Speaker 6: I feel like if you if you around just being
asked like that, thought like if a guy was like
can I touch you him? Like, oh that's hot, Like
immediately if a guy were to grab me at a bar,
I would punch them. Yes, you know, but I think
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And ferris let me go back, to this because you
kept bringing up the lesbian that you met that was.
Speaker 2: Trying to get you to go to the. Sex, club Yeah.
Speaker 3: And i'm, just wondering like why what was her?
Speaker 2: END game i have.
Speaker 5: No idea she started Talking, To.
Speaker 2: Joe she, Started talking she.
Speaker 6: Started Talking, to joe and then just.
Speaker 4: Because, she's smart she saw her and, she goes that
must be. Your boyfriend i'm gonna go talk. To him.
Speaker 6: Like literally, was, like hey, come here like she Went?
To oasis last did that?
Speaker 2: Come up come Up? With joe, because, like.
Speaker 6: Well we there were four couples that went Up, to
toronto and like the girls were standing in the front
and the guys were standing, behind us and so she
started talking to the GUYS and i, don't know and
then they Were, like laura like she went.
Speaker 5: To oasis and SO then i, was like tell me all, We.
Speaker 2: Know joe let me was there a plate of cheese
fries or? Poutine, involved, no no it's Not, like joe
let me.
Speaker 5: Ask you we did have poutine later on that.
Speaker 2: Night though that would have, smelled GREAT and i got
a cream that clear that up. For you you get a.
Booth team that's, poon team. All right THE question i
have is most WOMEN and I don't i. Don't know
i'll even go a little.
Speaker 3: Bit here Uh, to kevin you're a, social, Worker, correct
okay so you get a little mental health stuff. IN
here i think that when a woman starts talking to
a guy about something of, sex related like a, sex
club it's sort of a way of hitting. On them
now depends on who brings. It UP but i could
tell YOU that i can THINK of i would that
would be a CONVERSATION if i were married or STILL
with i would be out of in like.
Speaker 2: Twenty, Seconds, really no, You, wouldn't no you wouldn't because,
YOU well i would find a way to try to
dance all my. Way out but you're you're, like me
you would be involved in that conversation just because you
got a line.
Speaker 3: Somewhere AST but i know also what's, Coming right like,
you know THAT'S all. I, do no it wasn't gonna,
be uh but she wanted you. To, go yeah and
so you come over and you find out what happens then.
Speaker 6: When, they UNFORTUNATELY then i texted, you GUYS and i, was,
LIKE look i just met My. Friend angel she's a
lesbian and wants.
Speaker 4: To go to story kind of when waited too long
because now it's kind of.
Speaker 2: Length, whatever well, so interesting it's kind of that part of.
It is but the sex club itself.
Speaker 5: We just, you, know.
Speaker 6: Well and when we met her as right When like
dermott was about to come up on STAGE and, i,
was yeah locked in for? My concerto Was There, Dermot
kennedy that's THE concert i. Went to we, were like
so as MUCH as i wanted to think about the, sex,
club like as soon as he came, on stage he
had my full attention for.
Speaker 8: TWO hours a couple of times ninety ten you can
see my favorite performer ten.
Speaker 2: In the back of, my mind HOW am i gonna
get show to The sex.
Speaker 4: If someone said TO them i had, CHEESE fries i
should have and wis someone said, to me, are fantastic
you can. Watch this BUT then i Go To keith
urban and that's gonna be in the back of, my
head the Whole Thing keith.
Speaker 2: Urban show, all right you wanted to call me out.
Speaker 6: On, SOMETHING oh, i, was uh, YOU know i was
with one of our female friends and she, Was like
bill hasn't.
Speaker 5: Had hold on by our.
Speaker 2: Female friends you mean yours or yours.
Speaker 6: Mine And bill's, and no we think that maybe he
is Under an.
Speaker 2: Ellie.
Speaker 5: Influence, wow yeah that's the conclusion we. Came, to Wow
maybe ellie is cutting your hair or told you to go.
Speaker 2: Somewhere else, I'll, Say ellie ellie would do nothing of.
THE show i.
Speaker 5: Don't Know but randy's, little butt.
Speaker 2: Her issue but. Her club so here's. What happened uh.
Speaker 3: Huh Uh and i'll, be HONEST and i Do old
randy a. Phone call she sent me a text and
saying so last time that went over. So well she
so around all this stuff with. MY dad i needed
to get, a HAIRCUT and I knew i DIDN'T have
I knew i wasn't gonna get, in there not, with
her so and all my entire existence now has stayed
on this side, of town like. Everything's HERE so I
just i went. Next door AND when i walked in
THERE and, i go is there? A chance and they go?
Speaker 2: You whoa We? Know RANDY.
Speaker 3: And, i, go YEAH but i got to get this cut,
like quick BECAUSE so.
Speaker 2: I did AND then i went there two. MORE time
i know, WHAT well, i mean it's it's like it's
out of the, way NOW and i don't know it
is not.
Speaker 5: That fucking out of the. Way here.
Speaker 2: There's a, bridge out there's. A bridge it takes. A
minute they freak her out that.
Speaker 4: You freak didn't He freak grandy out by texting her
like a?
Speaker 6: HUNDRED times i mean he only called her nine times
in like twenty.
Speaker 5: Five minutes he. Doesn't count he doesn't count two of
the times because it was on.
Speaker 2: My phone it's a counter.
Speaker 4: After one so she's a creepy and all of a
sudden you just don't. Show up then, she's, like oh where?
Speaker 6: Is he you know cut his hair for like eight,
years before.
Speaker 2: Not. Eight, definitely well you KNOW what i think it
might have been like for eight back hair. For, six
well you know that's.
Speaker 5: Why, she's like what the fuck is Up? With bell,
I'M like i. Don't know IT'S like i don't pay
attention to. HIS hair. I can't, you know it's not
SOMETHING that i.
Speaker 2: Focus on, She's, lower yeah the best.
Speaker 6: To the to the chest yeast and the.
Speaker 2: Facial HAIR now i, TOLD her.
Speaker 6: I, was like, you know NEXT time i, See him
i'm going to. Ask it and that was told her a.
Few times so.
Speaker 2: Now we didn't have him write down his guests and
he now that's. Spot, ON yeah i KNEW what i
knew because once you brought it UP and. I, DO
ohone i just it's like WHEN am i gonna get?
Broke up it? Broke up. Move.
Speaker 6: On yeah they say that one of the, hardest breakups like,
a woman oh woman goes through is with their hair
dresser because they stick with. A hairdresser but women normally
stick with. Their, hairdresser like put a guy go to
at least come to TWELVE years.
Speaker 2: Mvp cuts if you go to, super cuts.
Speaker 5: You're going to look like you go to fucking.
Speaker 2: Super, Cuts yes i'm just saying go anywhere. He wants.
I'm not. I'm not that's a bullshit thing.
Speaker 4: To, SAY no i have.
Speaker 2: A barber.
Speaker 6: Barber even, my kids my boys thirty dollars. A, cut
yeah it's tripped off and they have to go.
Speaker 5: Every month.
Speaker 2: By, THE way i get a. Building discount, oh.
Speaker 5: So so just tell her.
Speaker 6: That you're cheap and then, under no and, she's like honest,
to god.
Speaker 3: It was it was because, Of that AND then i
would FORGET and i would just poke my head over, and, go,
hey yeah that.
Speaker 2: Was it If only randy answered, the phone that wasn't
he could be getting her free now now now, she did.
Speaker 5: She should be getting her hair Munch for, oh.
Speaker 2: God where did? THAT go i don't Know if i'm
more concerned about the comment of the she Knows that
randy has full. ON bush i have.
Speaker 6: No, Idea really randy see, me NAKED but i haven't seen.
Her naked she does, Spray tands.
Speaker 2: Randy, does yeah there was some hair in one of those.
Snowboarding pictures.
Speaker 5: You know she's happy and. In, love yeah, you see it's.
Speaker 2: All good and So. Is, Bill yeah, Bill's yeah. Bill's
fine bill love. With college bill is college college AND
guinnesss i bet you next time you, get really, really
drunk you'll Be texting, Randy going i'm. NOT sorry i don't.
Speaker 3: Drink anymore he's QUEER now. I don't i don't drink.
As MUCH and I know.
Speaker 2: I had nothing to do. WITH that i don't even think.
About it they mentioned IT then i even. Forgot it
and then she Called and, I'M like i or texted
ME and i order a text and it's rude now
it's it's gone from a call to. A, text no
it was a TEXT that i got that id.
Speaker 6: She did she told me it's like back in the
day when you could actually back door into somebody's don't know.
Speaker 4: Her anything by, the way if you want to switch to,
somebody else you switch to. Somebody else don't courtesy.
Speaker 2: Someone for, i've, known yes and you know you guys
are really looking or you just don't get a? Cleaning?
Hairdresser right that needs? A.
Speaker 5: Breakup kevin where do you get your?
Speaker 2: HAIR cut i have, a friend high school friend that.
Cuts IT actually. I, DON'T yeah i guess that's bad.
Speaker 4: On me They've been harrison's, high, School, right no, she.
Speaker 2: Could what does? She care she doesn't it's got a million.
Other people she.
Speaker 5: Doesn't, CARE no, i KNOW but i think she was,
just like what The?
Speaker 2: Fuck, bill well the phone works. Two ways, She texted
she texted AND text i did well to, be fair
she ever listened to the Show because bill doesn't Answer,
text ever that's. Not true i'm better. At that i'm better.
At that. I'M better.
Speaker 3: I see this Is why i'm not going to. Go
now you See what. I'm saying i'm not going.
Speaker 4: When you're, TEXTED me i text something really, fucked up
because then he'll reply.
Speaker 2: RIGHT away i, But no bill's better at. Phone calls
i'm better at. Phone calls i'm it's probably true talk about,
what HAPPENS because i think that's really RELATABLE and.
Speaker 5: I don't want to get out.
Speaker 2: Of, bad really it's, so amazing, you know here's here's
here's what, we SEE or i would think most.
Speaker 3: People see here comes this bubbly blonde with a lot,
of energy, great ideas good, at organizing has, a job balances.
Speaker 2: Are kids the kids, are, Great, RIGHT yeah i mean
you're a divorced parent who seems to co parent really
well on. THE outside i. CAN'T say i. Don't know
i'm not.
Speaker 3: Even Lasking but i'm, just saying like the kids seemed
and you've brought someone new into your life that seems
to have adapted really well with, your kids they're all
they treat them like a fucking.
Speaker 2: JUNGLE gym. I watched kids don't do that if they
don't like. The Person so, i'm like that's.
Speaker 3: All cool and but you've, Got THIS like i think that's,
Really RELATABLE and i wonder if it's more relatable, to
women because there's so much fucking pressure SOMETIMES where, I
mean i'm amazed at the amount of work, it takes
just sometimes with just a fifteen, year, old yeah who
is not, that, needy right and it's a little as closer.
TO adulthood i can't imagine trying to balance, a career run,
a home get home like.
Speaker 6: All the ship and so Like what joe even says is,
he's like you work so much because Even though i'm
only physically at work maybe six hours, a DAY when i,
Come home i'm doing so much behind the. Scenes Work
like i'm constantly on my phone on, my email figuring out,
my calendar talking, to clients talking to the woman who
now works, For me just so much BACKLOG when i am.
HIGH anxiety i get HOME and i am like frozen
and paralyzed by HOW much i have to DO that
i don't do, anything right and That's that's it's NOT
like i sit and lounge on. The couch IT'S like
i like just curl up in my office and can't
move And can't it'll take me four hours to write
an EMAIL because I, just, i yeah.
Speaker 2: That's INTERESTING because i would say that to take it back.
To me but let's make. ABOUT me, i mean it's.
Speaker 3: Bified PODCAST what i was gonna SAY is i THINK
that i always refer to it as the one legged
duck syndrome, for me NOT that i had that. Crippling
Thing and i've felt that for other reasons at times in,
my LIFE but i don't have that on.
Speaker 2: A first cut marriage. Consistent basis That's what. I'm. Calling
UH but i, would say like one like, a duck
WHERE oh i don't know where. To begin there's a lot,
to DO so i just squarkreck rack, wrack CRACK and
i pick a little bit up. With this, it's, like
no you got to do, this now and you, do
this and if you need to set a timer and
only do an hour. On this, that's fine do that
and then go.
Speaker 3: Over it and for, WHATEVER reason i feel like it's
given me that level.
Speaker 6: Of clarity So it's I'M sorry I. BEING adhd i
think that it helps ME because i bounce even at
like organizing jobs or working. WITH clients i bounce to
so many different things back, and FORTH like i don't
hyper focus. As, much yeah and even, at home, It's,
LIKE okay i have to, DO this i have to, DO.
Speaker 5: That i have to.
Speaker 6: Do that LIKE in i sort of have turned the
tables EFFORT because i got diagnosed as, an adult as
well as using, it beneficially but there are THINGS that
i hate sitting at, my computer and SO when i
have to sit down and do, you know once a
month all, my invoices all my like quick books of
everything like that IS when i need to take. A
pill but also it is really helps me UNDERSTAND because
i have a lot of clients WHO have adhd that,
hire ME and i HAVE done adhd certify courses to work,
with CLIENTS and i sort of have created like my
own method because there's always, that oh set a fifteen.
MINUTE timer i hate that method for SOMEONE of adhd
because they can freeze for those fifteen minutes actually not.
Do ANYTHING so i try and talk to people about a.
Touch method, i'm, like say you're going to touch five
things and put those five. Things away do an action
with those. Five things don't just place that on the
staircase and, be, Like oh i'm going to take. This
upstairs actually actively put those five items where they, should
go and then. You're done so whether it takes you
five minutes or, twenty, minutes like but once you go through.
Five things, BUT anyways i think that's.
Speaker 5: Why add anxiety ghosts are hand, In.
Speaker 6: Hand yeah because you have that like you need to
constantly get, done right but you have This anxiety i'm
going to.
Speaker 5: Miss something, yeah's trauma right.
Speaker 2: It is, it's yeah it comes back, to That and
i'm just, seeing like and it's only been two three weeks, for,
me okay but i feel like it's like.
Speaker 3: Light, years yeah to the point where, You know i'm
reading This Book living better about emotions and all this
stuff and how they're.
Speaker 2: Your Guidance and i've always, Thought that i've always. Believed
it there's STUFF that i read about From a, buddhist
monk Tikn, on han but what whatever, this is it's
more to. User friendly, all right what's. The matter what
the hell are you two. FUCKS doing i have no
idea what you're texting back. And forth you're making fun.
Speaker 4: Of Us what i'm, Just saying i'm concerned. For you you,
know why because it's an. ADDICTIVE drug i just Said,
to kevin it's a.
Speaker 2: Ten milligrams she's taking a hundred offs.
Speaker 4: Are, All DIFFERENT and, i SAID and i Said, TO kevin,
I said, I go i will be the Only way
i'll be really nervous.
Speaker 2: For YOU if i hear you doing mid DAYS.
Speaker 4: At cmm i'm not even all of, A sudden i'm
hearing the grease bill doing.
Speaker 6: THE grease i want to say that MY whatever i
take FOR, my ADHD and i can't even think of what,
it is is like four and a.
Speaker 5: Half milligrams yeah.
Speaker 2: That sounds you have to.
Speaker 3: Size, him yeah, All right well we'll take him. On
with kevin's got, a game and, he says this. ONE'S
challenging i lost, last month he lost. Last week finally once,
One on hey there's a. Blue moon once a matter, of.
Speaker 5: Fact it's because it.
Speaker 2: Is coming we gotta we gotta talk about full beaver
moon is Coming.
Speaker 3: On, WEDNESDAY yeah i think It's. This wednesday kevin sent
me something on the full beaver moon.
Speaker 2: Is coming totally forgot. About that we will get to
all that right after this