WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.000 --> 00:00:08.759 Let me finish. This is the first time I committed 2 00:00:08.800 --> 00:00:09.400 a hate crime. 3 00:00:12.519 --> 00:00:15.279 Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or you know, like 4 00:00:15.759 --> 00:00:16.519 something like that. 5 00:00:19.559 --> 00:00:19.800 Yeah. 6 00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:28.199 Probably we've disgusted. I'm associate Bath. You are rested my ship, 7 00:00:29.160 --> 00:00:30.719 any trash ship. 8 00:00:36.679 --> 00:00:38.079 You're worst friend. 9 00:00:44.719 --> 00:00:46.479 Do you want to know why you're all fucked up? 10 00:00:46.920 --> 00:00:49.039 Just look at the fucking proms you hang around with. 11 00:00:49.759 --> 00:00:51.679 You're listening to your Worst Friend with Shane and Matt. 12 00:00:51.759 --> 00:00:53.840 I'm Matt and I'm joined today by my friend and 13 00:00:53.920 --> 00:00:58.200 co host, a guy who's feeling accomplished, I think by 14 00:00:58.240 --> 00:00:59.719 the looks of them. 15 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:04.799 Shane. Yeah, dude, could you see my finger? You see that? Yeah? Yeah, Yeah, 16 00:01:05.079 --> 00:01:08.640 that's how accomplished I am. I finally stop the. 17 00:01:08.760 --> 00:01:15.079 Saw I I okay, all right. I also you can't 18 00:01:15.079 --> 00:01:17.920 see it because it's dark. I also have a black 19 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:22.519 fingernail from smashing it. Now. Yours was like a real 20 00:01:22.680 --> 00:01:26.359 manly thing, I assume, right, Yeah, dude, I a little 21 00:01:27.120 --> 00:01:31.159 too dear, just a little. Oh by the way, uh 22 00:01:31.239 --> 00:01:34.959 Follow us on Twitter and Instagram at Worst Friend Cast, 23 00:01:35.079 --> 00:01:37.400 go to your Worst Friend dot com to see links 24 00:01:37.400 --> 00:01:39.840 to everything we're doing, and most importantly, check out our 25 00:01:39.879 --> 00:01:44.200 Patreon Patreon dot com slash worst friend cast there. You 26 00:01:44.239 --> 00:01:47.359 have a website. We have a website. I'm actually redoing 27 00:01:47.400 --> 00:01:51.359 it right now. It's a fucking hassle under construction. I 28 00:01:51.599 --> 00:01:54.799 had one of those five gallon things of water right 29 00:01:56.200 --> 00:02:00.760 and I was putting it down and it's along the 30 00:02:00.879 --> 00:02:05.959 floor and there was a like a doorstop type of 31 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:10.599 thing hanging out and my finger smashed between the five 32 00:02:10.639 --> 00:02:13.639 gallons of water and that like directly on the nail 33 00:02:14.759 --> 00:02:19.840 that well, I just screamed. I screamed fuck for like 34 00:02:20.360 --> 00:02:22.800 a minute and a half straight, just as loud as 35 00:02:22.879 --> 00:02:23.759 just fuck. 36 00:02:25.120 --> 00:02:28.439 People in the house. Yeah, yeah, good good, So they know, 37 00:02:28.800 --> 00:02:29.319 so they. 38 00:02:29.199 --> 00:02:32.280 Know, they know something happened. 39 00:02:32.360 --> 00:02:35.120 Yes, And you don't want them to ask about it though. 40 00:02:35.199 --> 00:02:38.919 No, no, no, oh man, at man, did you just 41 00:02:39.599 --> 00:02:43.400 did you just hit me in a real special spot there? No, 42 00:02:43.840 --> 00:02:47.560 I'm mad. I don't want you to ask about it. Yeah, 43 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:55.039 I'll tell you. Oh man, Oh. 44 00:02:54.360 --> 00:02:56.120 It's like you want them to know, but you don't 45 00:02:56.120 --> 00:02:57.439 want him to know why. 46 00:02:57.360 --> 00:02:59.159 You want him to know, and you want them to 47 00:02:59.280 --> 00:03:02.360 acknowledge that you were having it tough right now. 48 00:03:02.879 --> 00:03:04.719 Yeah, you want them to come and bring you some 49 00:03:04.759 --> 00:03:06.840 soup in a blanket. But you don't want them to 50 00:03:06.879 --> 00:03:10.080 say why you're doing it. It's just a silent pass off. 51 00:03:11.240 --> 00:03:15.439 You may have taken it a step further because for me, 52 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:20.680 I want nothing brought at all. I don't want anyone 53 00:03:20.960 --> 00:03:24.319 to do anything in my life trying to help me 54 00:03:24.759 --> 00:03:28.759 unless I ask for it. And it really it's we've 55 00:03:28.840 --> 00:03:31.719 hit tipping points with certain people in my life when 56 00:03:31.759 --> 00:03:32.439 it comes to that. 57 00:03:33.080 --> 00:03:36.560 I think what I realized is that part of what 58 00:03:37.400 --> 00:03:40.120 I get mad at when people come and they're like, 59 00:03:40.240 --> 00:03:44.319 what's wrong is that I don't have the ability to say, 60 00:03:44.680 --> 00:03:46.919 I hurt my finger and it's an alley and I 61 00:03:46.919 --> 00:03:50.879 want you to here's that bad hour, So I say nothing, 62 00:03:50.960 --> 00:03:56.400 get the fuck out, and that makes it worse. So 63 00:03:56.479 --> 00:03:59.159 I'm trying to get better about doing the first thing. 64 00:03:59.599 --> 00:04:05.240 But it's it's usually like there's nothing wrong. Fuck, why 65 00:04:05.240 --> 00:04:06.680 would you bring me a thermometer? 66 00:04:08.199 --> 00:04:10.800 You know what I Here's what I like. Here's what 67 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:17.519 I like. I like when you scream in frustration or anger, 68 00:04:17.680 --> 00:04:22.160 whatever it is. I like someone to come down and 69 00:04:22.199 --> 00:04:24.240 they can even talk, but here's what you gotta say, 70 00:04:25.360 --> 00:04:27.879 do you need help with anything? And they can only 71 00:04:27.879 --> 00:04:30.199 say it one time, and you go like this no, no, 72 00:04:30.279 --> 00:04:32.199 I got it. I got it, and they go, okay, 73 00:04:32.319 --> 00:04:34.079 let me know if you do, and then they're gone, 74 00:04:34.319 --> 00:04:37.839 and then they're away. They don't like, they don't try 75 00:04:37.879 --> 00:04:40.600 and put their hands in the middle of what you're doing. 76 00:04:41.160 --> 00:04:45.439 They don't like, uh, you know, you masculinely mentioned yeah, 77 00:04:45.439 --> 00:04:48.079 you casually mention. You're like, oh, I might I might 78 00:04:48.160 --> 00:04:50.560 want to look into a new hammer. And then you 79 00:04:50.639 --> 00:04:53.639 come home and there's three of the wrong hammers bought, 80 00:04:53.759 --> 00:04:57.279 and you're just like, well, these all have to go now. 81 00:04:57.560 --> 00:05:00.720 I don't need this bullshit now, like what doing here? 82 00:05:01.199 --> 00:05:05.240 But you know, like another possibility would be like, hey, 83 00:05:05.319 --> 00:05:07.199 I heard you screaming. Do you want me to suck 84 00:05:07.199 --> 00:05:07.600 your dick? 85 00:05:09.199 --> 00:05:13.439 Yeah? That wouldn't work for me, not in rage. I 86 00:05:13.480 --> 00:05:16.199 don't get rage hard on. I don't. 87 00:05:16.279 --> 00:05:19.680 Oh dude, I iver tell you about the makeup. The 88 00:05:19.800 --> 00:05:22.759 makeup would There was this one time when I was 89 00:05:22.759 --> 00:05:25.120 in the Marines and I was real agro and tough, 90 00:05:25.519 --> 00:05:27.680 and my wife convinced me, like you know, we'd been 91 00:05:27.680 --> 00:05:30.800 married like months, and she's like, uh, let me put 92 00:05:30.800 --> 00:05:33.920 makeup on you. And she did. And then I looked 93 00:05:33.959 --> 00:05:35.959 at myself in the mirror and I looked like a 94 00:05:36.000 --> 00:05:39.759 fucking clown, like a really pretty clown, but you know, 95 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:41.720 like a boy in makeup is a clown to a 96 00:05:41.920 --> 00:05:45.199 twenty year old marine. So you know, like I yelled 97 00:05:45.199 --> 00:05:47.959 at her and then we ended up having like violent 98 00:05:48.079 --> 00:05:50.360 sex on the floor while I held her down by 99 00:05:50.399 --> 00:05:52.319 the throat and I was like, oh, look at me, 100 00:05:52.879 --> 00:05:54.519 don't look at me with this makeup. 101 00:05:55.759 --> 00:06:00.839 Maybe you did tell that with the last twenty five episodes, 102 00:06:01.000 --> 00:06:03.839 I know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was good. Now, 103 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:05.160 it was very good. 104 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:07.240 I got check out the Patreon folks to hear that 105 00:06:07.319 --> 00:06:10.920 story in its original form. 106 00:06:11.720 --> 00:06:17.120 Yeah. I don't, man, when people if you are gonna 107 00:06:17.759 --> 00:06:20.279 you just hit a nail with that, that really bothers 108 00:06:20.399 --> 00:06:25.360 me so much because there's so many times I'll just 109 00:06:25.600 --> 00:06:28.279 it gets to the point where I'm just not gonna 110 00:06:28.319 --> 00:06:31.720 say anything anymore. If we can't just let me do 111 00:06:31.879 --> 00:06:35.759 my own thing without trying to insert fucking you know, 112 00:06:35.879 --> 00:06:38.720 our own opinions and this, and. 113 00:06:40.160 --> 00:06:43.879 They prefer you not to yell fuck fuck fuck fuck 114 00:06:43.920 --> 00:06:45.199 for a minute straight, you know. 115 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:49.279 Yeah, but what's gonna happen is they're gonna hear fuck 116 00:06:49.399 --> 00:06:52.879 screen for two minutes when they with an interruption in 117 00:06:52.920 --> 00:06:55.839 the middle where I go. No, I don't need anything. 118 00:06:55.959 --> 00:07:02.279 Fuck okay, yeah, that's fair, spair. I honestly, I don't 119 00:07:02.279 --> 00:07:03.839 get why they're not learning the lesson. 120 00:07:04.160 --> 00:07:07.160 It's their fault. Can we just be honest? 121 00:07:07.839 --> 00:07:11.160 No, No, we can be honest, But you know, everybody's different. 122 00:07:11.160 --> 00:07:14.720 For me, I learned that when I'm yelling no, I 123 00:07:14.759 --> 00:07:18.040 don't need or want anything, what I actually want is 124 00:07:18.120 --> 00:07:20.079 my booboo kiss and my dick sucked. 125 00:07:23.759 --> 00:07:28.399 How did you get your injuries to your hand that 126 00:07:28.439 --> 00:07:29.040 you showed me? 127 00:07:29.319 --> 00:07:32.480 Oh dude, I ripped out all this carpet while I 128 00:07:32.600 --> 00:07:36.279 was sick and put in this fucking vinyl floor with 129 00:07:36.360 --> 00:07:40.639 my father in law. But I did you know? Like 130 00:07:41.360 --> 00:07:43.319 he told it. He's straight up said, and he's like, 131 00:07:43.399 --> 00:07:48.759 you know, you're a quick learner. A lot of other 132 00:07:48.800 --> 00:07:51.879 people wouldn't be like confident doing all this shit, but 133 00:07:51.920 --> 00:07:54.800 it's like it really is kind of a thing with me, 134 00:07:54.879 --> 00:08:01.360 where doing physical, hands on stuff that doesn't require more 135 00:08:01.439 --> 00:08:05.920 than just a know how of just like basic you know, 136 00:08:06.439 --> 00:08:10.879 structural components. You know that it comes really natural natural 137 00:08:10.920 --> 00:08:13.360 to me. Like that's why I was a mechanic in 138 00:08:13.399 --> 00:08:15.240 the Marines. I didn't pick that job. They just gave 139 00:08:15.279 --> 00:08:20.279 it to me, So I did probably at least half 140 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:24.839 of the entire floor, and you know, on my own, 141 00:08:25.439 --> 00:08:29.000 and you know, he basically just taught me for thirty 142 00:08:29.040 --> 00:08:31.800 minutes and then we were just working independently. So it 143 00:08:31.920 --> 00:08:34.519 was cool. It felt good for me as a guy 144 00:08:34.559 --> 00:08:36.240 who doesn't really do a lot a lot of that 145 00:08:36.279 --> 00:08:41.279 stuff too. Oh yeah. And to finish up what I 146 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:43.600 was saying about the guy who built this house with 147 00:08:43.679 --> 00:08:50.039 that child molester wife, how bad of a builder he was? Yeah, dude, Okay, 148 00:08:50.080 --> 00:08:52.399 so not only did he put up that fucked up 149 00:08:52.440 --> 00:08:57.679 ass Wayne's coating, he was a builder on this housing development. Right. 150 00:08:58.840 --> 00:09:05.039 These walls are so not straight it's fucking ridiculous. We 151 00:09:05.399 --> 00:09:09.399 had a fucking mirror guy come because my wife's putting 152 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:12.000 a giant mirror in her pole room and he measured 153 00:09:12.000 --> 00:09:16.919 and he's like, that windowsill is crooked, but that baseboard 154 00:09:17.000 --> 00:09:19.240 right there, that's perfectly straight. And I was like, oh, 155 00:09:19.279 --> 00:09:22.320 well I did the baseboard. It's like, dude, how do 156 00:09:22.519 --> 00:09:27.080 I with no experience put the baseboard on perfectly straight? 157 00:09:27.639 --> 00:09:31.759 But the fucking wall and the windowsill are are crooked. 158 00:09:32.000 --> 00:09:35.000 They're not straight lines, Like, get the fuck out of here. 159 00:09:35.039 --> 00:09:35.919 You dill holes. 160 00:09:38.159 --> 00:09:41.639 Uh well, the guy what was married to a pedophile? 161 00:09:42.519 --> 00:09:43.919 Yeah, yeah, that's true. 162 00:09:45.559 --> 00:09:50.080 Every construction guy I've ever known probably has a giant dick, 163 00:09:50.840 --> 00:09:54.440 And if you're married to a pedophile, I assume you 164 00:09:54.559 --> 00:09:56.279 dick sucks. Yeah. 165 00:09:56.799 --> 00:10:01.360 I can't imagine a pedophile would all so love huge 166 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:05.600 honkin boners, because wait, where are you going to find that? 167 00:10:05.720 --> 00:10:08.799 You know, you know what, it's not that they love 168 00:10:09.320 --> 00:10:12.519 giant dicks or small They only like dicks that are 169 00:10:12.879 --> 00:10:18.000 the appropriate size for the age and structure of the body. Okay, 170 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:22.320 whereas the child's dick is on a small child's body 171 00:10:22.639 --> 00:10:25.279 should have a larger dick, and their husbands are likely 172 00:10:25.320 --> 00:10:26.279 below average. 173 00:10:26.879 --> 00:10:28.879 Okay, but here I was thinking, I. 174 00:10:29.639 --> 00:10:31.639 Like how you made that noise, Like, well, that's an 175 00:10:31.639 --> 00:10:34.639 indictment on that. Okay, all right, dick. 176 00:10:35.159 --> 00:10:38.840 I mean because pedophiles could also they could they could 177 00:10:38.879 --> 00:10:41.279 have a husband with a micro penis, where the penis 178 00:10:41.360 --> 00:10:45.320 is like a literal kid's penis, and it's like it's 179 00:10:45.840 --> 00:10:48.639 it's kind of like, I don't like a kid's penis, you. 180 00:10:48.679 --> 00:10:51.519 Know, See, I think they like it relative to the body. 181 00:10:52.840 --> 00:10:56.960 Oh maybe, yeah, maybe they like that bear Okay, you know, 182 00:10:57.519 --> 00:11:01.480 yeah no, Androg's chest Yeah. 183 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:04.879 Sure, gotcha. Okay, thank you. 184 00:11:05.000 --> 00:11:10.159 Speaking of pedophiles intent caps, Oh what's that going to 185 00:11:10.240 --> 00:11:10.720 turn into? 186 00:11:11.159 --> 00:11:20.080 Huh? Speaking of pedophiles, Kevin Spacey showed up on Piers Morgan. 187 00:11:20.360 --> 00:11:25.039 I believe the first big headline was Kevin Spacey is bankrupt? 188 00:11:25.120 --> 00:11:27.919 Isn't this sad? And he was like I think I'm 189 00:11:27.919 --> 00:11:31.360 gonna have to sell my home in Calabasas or whatever 190 00:11:31.440 --> 00:11:33.840 it was, and it's like, oh, it's a twelve million 191 00:11:33.879 --> 00:11:35.480 dollar home. That's a bummer man. 192 00:11:36.120 --> 00:11:38.639 You're gonna have to move back to that apartment from seven. 193 00:11:42.960 --> 00:11:44.879 So that was the first big headline, and then the 194 00:11:44.919 --> 00:11:48.720 second clip that was released was a little bit more like, 195 00:11:48.879 --> 00:11:56.519 you know, scummy. It really does confirm a lot of 196 00:11:57.240 --> 00:12:02.159 the stuff that was written though about what previously, Like 197 00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:06.440 I'm not look, I'm not, I'm just saying names that 198 00:12:06.480 --> 00:12:09.639 were on there at the same time, on the list, 199 00:12:10.120 --> 00:12:13.039 on the list that previously we had no confirmation on. 200 00:12:13.159 --> 00:12:16.000 He almost confirms a couple of them, one being him. 201 00:12:16.200 --> 00:12:19.279 So it's not a lot, but uh, this is the 202 00:12:19.320 --> 00:12:23.240 worst acting I've ever seen from Kevin Spacey, Like really 203 00:12:23.679 --> 00:12:24.519 really bad. 204 00:12:24.879 --> 00:12:28.639 I'm glad you're saying that now, because we'll talk about 205 00:12:28.679 --> 00:12:31.200 him on Lex Friedman. I watched him on Lex Friedman 206 00:12:31.759 --> 00:12:35.360 and I thought to myself, is this what real Kevin 207 00:12:35.440 --> 00:12:39.759 Spacey is? Because he's so much better in American Beauty? 208 00:12:41.679 --> 00:12:44.679 You know that scene was improved with the plate? 209 00:12:46.200 --> 00:12:48.360 Uh, no it was and it was in the script. 210 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:49.799 Oh it wasn't. 211 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:52.039 Lex Friedman asked him about it. 212 00:12:52.399 --> 00:12:53.559 What are you talking about? 213 00:12:54.000 --> 00:12:58.519 Lex Friedman was like, was that improved? And Kevin Space's like, no, 214 00:12:58.559 --> 00:12:59.600 it was in the script. 215 00:13:02.480 --> 00:13:05.480 All right, let's watch him on Peters Morgan. Then fuck 216 00:13:05.600 --> 00:13:06.200 up about it. 217 00:13:06.279 --> 00:13:08.200 You know how Alex is. He's like, he asked the 218 00:13:08.279 --> 00:13:12.840 questions real somber, like was that improv? And Kevin's like, no, oh, 219 00:13:12.879 --> 00:13:14.919 you know what, You're right, it was bad acting. Now 220 00:13:14.919 --> 00:13:17.200 that you mentioned it was a fucking lie, dude, he 221 00:13:17.360 --> 00:13:18.200 fucking lied. 222 00:13:19.480 --> 00:13:23.440 I told you. All right, let's play his click in 223 00:13:23.519 --> 00:13:27.360 twenty fifteen, I started, can you hear it? 224 00:13:27.919 --> 00:13:33.120 Yeah? I can hear it. He sounds like a fucking idiot, Okay, Realfsler, 225 00:13:34.039 --> 00:13:37.480 he sounds like he's Yeah, he sounds like he's in 226 00:13:37.519 --> 00:13:41.799 a college theater group, you know, yeah, already, already he's 227 00:13:41.799 --> 00:13:44.120 a monologue. 228 00:13:44.000 --> 00:13:50.360 In twenty fifteen, I started seeing reports online, things on 229 00:13:50.440 --> 00:13:54.519 my Twitter account that I had flown to this guy, 230 00:13:54.600 --> 00:13:57.360 Jeffrey Epstein's island and I had a bus young girl, 231 00:13:58.039 --> 00:14:00.559 And I was like, I mean, if you'd asked me 232 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:03.120 in twenty fifteen, maybe even if you had asked me 233 00:14:03.120 --> 00:14:05.200 in two thousand and two, maybe no, a guy named 234 00:14:05.240 --> 00:14:07.840 Jeffrey Epstein, I probably would have said, no. 235 00:14:07.840 --> 00:14:10.320 Nobody can fake laugh the right way. 236 00:14:11.039 --> 00:14:14.960 Nobody. It's true, It's it's hard to fake a real laugh. 237 00:14:15.039 --> 00:14:17.399 Some people. You know who's got a great fake laugh, 238 00:14:19.080 --> 00:14:22.039 Tom Sizemore, and he was a heroin addict for years, 239 00:14:22.039 --> 00:14:24.679 so maybe he was just like in and out of 240 00:14:24.720 --> 00:14:25.320 a stupor. 241 00:14:25.399 --> 00:14:28.200 You know, you know who has a great fake laugh? 242 00:14:30.080 --> 00:14:34.840 Me two hundred and twenty four episodes in counting Who 243 00:14:34.799 --> 00:14:35.039 are You? 244 00:14:35.120 --> 00:14:35.240 Oh? 245 00:14:35.240 --> 00:14:39.159 A guy named Jeffrey Epstein, I probably would have said no. Well, 246 00:14:39.200 --> 00:14:41.840 of course I have since learned who he is, and 247 00:14:41.879 --> 00:14:43.840 I have since been able to go back and find 248 00:14:43.840 --> 00:14:48.000 out that the airplane that we flew on for this 249 00:14:48.120 --> 00:14:51.200 humanitarian mission was owned by Jeffrey Epstein. 250 00:14:51.559 --> 00:14:54.600 What like he was? He was contracted to go and 251 00:14:54.639 --> 00:14:58.960 do humanitarian work. Kevin, we need you we've got to 252 00:14:59.039 --> 00:15:02.519 get you to e Opia asap, and then from there 253 00:15:02.600 --> 00:15:05.039 you're gonna get on a jeep knee and you're gonna 254 00:15:05.080 --> 00:15:08.279 be taken out the Congo. I know it's six thousand 255 00:15:08.320 --> 00:15:11.679 miles away from me, the Opia. We gotta do all 256 00:15:11.679 --> 00:15:14.480 this mission stuff on the way. I'm gonna give out 257 00:15:14.559 --> 00:15:18.840 vaccines and fucking malaria pills. Oh yeah, and you're gonna 258 00:15:18.840 --> 00:15:19.879 fox some girls. 259 00:15:21.039 --> 00:15:23.360 I was gonna say, we're gonna drop you off in 260 00:15:23.399 --> 00:15:26.279 the Congo, Kevin, I was going directly to the Congo. 261 00:15:26.600 --> 00:15:29.600 They are huge fans of your work in American Beauty 262 00:15:30.240 --> 00:15:33.120 when Chris Cooper kissed you just before all the Nazi 263 00:15:33.120 --> 00:15:37.879 shit came out just after. Yeah, they are huge fans 264 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:39.679 of that in the Congo, and they want it to 265 00:15:39.759 --> 00:15:42.679 meet you so they can dig a fucking well or 266 00:15:42.720 --> 00:15:45.320 whatever they do. I don't know, but his fake laugh 267 00:15:45.720 --> 00:15:46.639 is so bad. 268 00:15:47.399 --> 00:15:50.960 Whereas an Atarian mission was owned by Jeffrey Epstein, and 269 00:15:51.000 --> 00:15:53.200 to then learn, oh, he was actually on some of 270 00:15:53.200 --> 00:15:53.799 those flights. 271 00:15:53.960 --> 00:15:55.919 Oh wait, I'm sorry where he watched the pick life? 272 00:15:55.919 --> 00:15:57.360 What I meant he was. 273 00:15:57.440 --> 00:15:59.080 On the flight, But that's what I mean. 274 00:15:59.120 --> 00:16:03.600 Look, Oh no, he I know it's this the man's 275 00:16:03.639 --> 00:16:05.639 own plane. He should be able to ride on it, 276 00:16:05.759 --> 00:16:11.080 Jesus Christ. But here's the the interesting thing about it 277 00:16:11.120 --> 00:16:14.120 is he already confirmed he was on the plane, right, 278 00:16:14.159 --> 00:16:17.360 and that's bad. But he could just wrap it up 279 00:16:17.399 --> 00:16:19.240 there and go. You know, it was just I was 280 00:16:19.279 --> 00:16:21.519 on it for a humanitarian mission. You know, they rent 281 00:16:21.559 --> 00:16:23.759 these things out to people. There's no way to know, 282 00:16:24.039 --> 00:16:26.840 blah blah blah, who's getting it, who's not da da da. 283 00:16:26.919 --> 00:16:30.399 So I apologize I was on it, but nothing happened 284 00:16:30.480 --> 00:16:34.399 while I was and we didn't end up on his island, 285 00:16:34.519 --> 00:16:36.759 and you know, I mean that would be it. That 286 00:16:36.799 --> 00:16:39.440 would really kind of put the nail. 287 00:16:39.720 --> 00:16:44.240 So then he implicated himself, like with the actual little 288 00:16:44.320 --> 00:16:45.080 fingerer guy. 289 00:16:45.600 --> 00:16:51.039 Yeah, the little I was listening back for a clip 290 00:16:51.759 --> 00:16:54.519 remember last week or the week before, I forget what 291 00:16:54.600 --> 00:17:00.879 it was, and he went, come here, come here, yeah yeah, 292 00:17:01.360 --> 00:17:05.559 kind of here, real threatening, like just me laugh. 293 00:17:06.359 --> 00:17:12.200 Yeah, dude, that was me at my most fucking yeah menacing. 294 00:17:12.279 --> 00:17:15.680 Yeah, all right, that's why it's a bit of hile. 295 00:17:16.759 --> 00:17:20.880 Flew on for this humanitarian mission was owned by Jeffrey 296 00:17:20.880 --> 00:17:23.519 Epstein and to then learn, oh, he was actually on 297 00:17:23.559 --> 00:17:26.599 some of those flights and this Maxwell woman was on 298 00:17:26.640 --> 00:17:31.599 some of those flights. I didn't know him. I've never 299 00:17:31.599 --> 00:17:33.799 spent any time with him. I was with the Clinton 300 00:17:33.799 --> 00:17:34.599 Foundation people. 301 00:17:34.640 --> 00:17:39.559 That's okay, we tie in in, we tie in in 302 00:17:39.880 --> 00:17:43.079 a whole another big name of people, a dangerous name 303 00:17:43.160 --> 00:17:43.559 of people. 304 00:17:43.640 --> 00:17:46.920 If you visit for Chan, okay, yeah, I'd be worried 305 00:17:46.920 --> 00:17:49.720 about finding Kevin Spacey hanging from the back of the 306 00:17:50.039 --> 00:17:51.319 Briton cell bar. 307 00:17:51.880 --> 00:17:55.519 Later he should come out and go, Yeah, I might 308 00:17:55.519 --> 00:17:58.599 have hung out with Jeffrey Epstein, but is it really 309 00:17:58.640 --> 00:18:02.039 as bad as the guy that's trying to take away 310 00:18:02.119 --> 00:18:05.319 democracy in Donald Trump? Can I get a clap from 311 00:18:05.319 --> 00:18:10.039 Hollywood police if you just went pool as hard left 312 00:18:10.039 --> 00:18:11.599 as he could? Yeah? 313 00:18:11.839 --> 00:18:15.400 Remember when he was accused of being a pedophile and 314 00:18:15.440 --> 00:18:21.200 he's like, that's not true, but I am gay. 315 00:18:21.759 --> 00:18:24.240 I have I believe the exact quote was I have, 316 00:18:25.000 --> 00:18:28.200 So I've decided to live my life as an openly 317 00:18:28.359 --> 00:18:30.960 gay man from now on or something like that. 318 00:18:31.599 --> 00:18:35.079 It's like, does that mean you fuck little boys? 319 00:18:35.200 --> 00:18:38.480 Then, well, here's the thing about it that's fucked up 320 00:18:38.960 --> 00:18:42.759 is well, yeah, that that would be fucked up, that part. 321 00:18:43.279 --> 00:18:46.319 But like, if you're being accused by men of sexual 322 00:18:46.680 --> 00:18:52.440 Just go I'm not gay, Like, I'm not gay, What 323 00:18:52.480 --> 00:18:56.599 are you talking about? Sexual assault? I'm kiddings. Basically, look 324 00:18:56.880 --> 00:19:02.480 fucking love pussy man. When Chris Cooper, when Chris Chris 325 00:19:02.519 --> 00:19:04.519 Cooper kissed me, I pushed him off. I called him 326 00:19:04.519 --> 00:19:05.519 the f slur. You know. 327 00:19:06.039 --> 00:19:08.839 Didn't you see me in seven killing anybody who is 328 00:19:08.880 --> 00:19:10.000 a sexual deviant? 329 00:19:10.279 --> 00:19:11.960 Yeah, I'm not into that stuff. 330 00:19:11.960 --> 00:19:12.119 Man. 331 00:19:12.279 --> 00:19:14.079 Just pussy for me, thanks. 332 00:19:14.200 --> 00:19:17.279 Just pussy for procreation, but not me because I got 333 00:19:17.279 --> 00:19:22.319 a mission to kill the seventh. But did you see 334 00:19:22.400 --> 00:19:23.279 him on Lex Friedman? 335 00:19:23.319 --> 00:19:26.720 Though? No, you asked that because. 336 00:19:27.720 --> 00:19:30.079 He did seem disingenuous with a lot of the ship 337 00:19:30.119 --> 00:19:35.559 he was saying. But he he basically said, I mean 338 00:19:35.640 --> 00:19:38.599 Lex Friedman sucked his cock a lot. He was like, 339 00:19:38.640 --> 00:19:42.160 you're one of the greatest actors of all time, and. 340 00:19:42.200 --> 00:19:42.880 He's not wrong. 341 00:19:42.960 --> 00:19:45.559 He is, I know, but he's just sucking a stick, 342 00:19:45.839 --> 00:19:48.359 you know. And then he was He went on to say, 343 00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:48.839 how like. 344 00:19:49.359 --> 00:19:52.559 I just want to put it out there that all 345 00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:55.920 the charges against you have been dropped, you have been 346 00:19:56.720 --> 00:20:00.119 exonerated or whatever. The fucking not exonerated because he he 347 00:20:00.400 --> 00:20:03.400 was found he was never convicted. What's the word acquitted. 348 00:20:03.640 --> 00:20:05.960 You were acquitted in every single case. 349 00:20:06.119 --> 00:20:11.000 Well, oh, you're right, you're right. Sorry, exonerated. He's going 350 00:20:11.039 --> 00:20:15.880 through his exoneration through the media exactly. The media crucified 351 00:20:15.960 --> 00:20:19.920 him to begin with, as either way has all good pedophiles, 352 00:20:19.960 --> 00:20:23.079 he was crucified. Uh, I'm just kidding. I was trying 353 00:20:23.119 --> 00:20:24.960 to make a Christian joke for you there, and I 354 00:20:25.079 --> 00:20:28.440 just couldn't find it. Well, I mean Jesus was a pedophile, 355 00:20:29.039 --> 00:20:32.480 was he? I mean he hung out with a bunch 356 00:20:32.559 --> 00:20:35.519 of fucking dudes. That makes day. 357 00:20:37.920 --> 00:20:43.960 But anyway, yeah, so Kevin Spacey was saying, how oh yeah, 358 00:20:43.960 --> 00:20:48.319 all these fucking charges got dropped, so therefore I'm definitely 359 00:20:48.359 --> 00:20:52.200 not guilty, and then his bad acting with all this 360 00:20:52.279 --> 00:20:55.319 other shit he was saying, it just made it seem 361 00:20:55.480 --> 00:20:58.880 like he probably did douce. 362 00:21:00.599 --> 00:21:04.759 You know, yeah that that's your opinion, that's my opinion. 363 00:21:04.960 --> 00:21:06.279 Oh, I know, there's no evidence. 364 00:21:06.680 --> 00:21:08.759 I know they're not. It's just when you got to 365 00:21:08.799 --> 00:21:10.400 throw in the allegedly in there. 366 00:21:10.559 --> 00:21:15.960 Maybe it's just that Keaven Spacey the man sucks and 367 00:21:16.079 --> 00:21:19.839 Kenvy's Spacey the actor is just phenomenal. You know. 368 00:21:19.880 --> 00:21:21.920 It's just's such a. 369 00:21:24.079 --> 00:21:28.279 Divide between the two levels of person that the real 370 00:21:28.359 --> 00:21:31.400 Kevin Spacey could fucking die for all I care as 371 00:21:31.400 --> 00:21:35.319 long as we have the version that's on screen. If 372 00:21:35.359 --> 00:21:38.000 there was only a way, like a technology that we 373 00:21:38.039 --> 00:21:45.480 could use to recreate Kevin Spacey's appearance, mannerisms, voice, uh, 374 00:21:46.440 --> 00:21:51.039 you know, like everything about Kevin Spacey on screen for 375 00:21:51.240 --> 00:21:55.079 future projects without having to have the real Kevin Spacey 376 00:21:55.200 --> 00:22:04.720 be alive anymore. Okay, okay, A thing that. 377 00:22:04.799 --> 00:22:09.680 Could do that, maybe, though, All right, let's watch. 378 00:22:10.519 --> 00:22:11.359 That's who I was with. 379 00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:16.720 No wait, did you see that look at his face 380 00:22:17.079 --> 00:22:27.440 as much as malf No? No, ye, old girl. 381 00:22:28.839 --> 00:22:33.160 Yeah, just slide that out of there. Yeah, you gotta. 382 00:22:33.319 --> 00:22:37.400 I just need that fucking the trombone sound, you know, 383 00:22:38.519 --> 00:22:42.960 than the nineteen thirties faunogram with a wind up spindle. 384 00:22:48.000 --> 00:22:50.920 Yeah, dude, he's really he lost his edge when it 385 00:22:50.960 --> 00:22:54.319 comes to acting or this is the top. Oh you 386 00:22:54.400 --> 00:22:57.920 have to play improv, Yeah, you have to play sincere 387 00:22:58.119 --> 00:23:04.440 Kevin Spacey the only role he's never been able to do, right, Yeah, yeah. 388 00:23:04.200 --> 00:23:07.079 That is the only elusive role he's ever had. That's 389 00:23:07.079 --> 00:23:09.200 how you know that plate scene was in the script 390 00:23:09.240 --> 00:23:12.400 because it was so believable. You know, but improv of 391 00:23:12.480 --> 00:23:14.000 Kevin Spacey's fucking hack. 392 00:23:15.920 --> 00:23:18.039 What I understand is that he didn't start to be 393 00:23:18.119 --> 00:23:21.440 investigated until two thousand and five by authorities in Florida. 394 00:23:24.200 --> 00:23:28.160 Before then, yes, so I was fine, like I shouldn't 395 00:23:28.200 --> 00:23:30.519 even be in trouble. They should give me the plane. 396 00:23:30.920 --> 00:23:33.440 And Jeffrey was probably not doing anything then either. 397 00:23:34.119 --> 00:23:40.200 Yeah, Jeffrey, it wasn't his fault. It was the goddamn Clintons. 398 00:23:40.960 --> 00:23:43.680 Yeah, two thousand and five. Look at when this started. 399 00:23:45.119 --> 00:23:45.680 Tell you. 400 00:23:48.880 --> 00:23:50.960 This, Maxwell Owan, she was one of many people that's 401 00:23:51.000 --> 00:23:53.279