Speaker 1: Let me finish. This is the first time I committed
Speaker 1: a hate crime.
Speaker 2: Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or you know, like
Speaker 2: something like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Probably we've disgusted. I'm associate Bath. You are rested my ship,
Speaker 1: any trash ship.
Speaker 3: You're worst friend.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know why you're all fucked up?
Speaker 1: Just look at the fucking proms you hang around with.
Speaker 1: You're listening to your Worst Friend with Shane and Matt.
Speaker 1: I'm Matt and I'm joined today by my friend and
Speaker 1: co host, a guy who's feeling accomplished, I think by
Speaker 1: the looks of them.
Speaker 3: Shane. Yeah, dude, could you see my finger? You see that? Yeah? Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's how accomplished I am. I finally stop the.
Speaker 1: Saw I I okay, all right. I also you can't
Speaker 1: see it because it's dark. I also have a black
Speaker 1: fingernail from smashing it. Now. Yours was like a real
Speaker 1: manly thing, I assume, right, Yeah, dude, I a little
Speaker 1: too dear, just a little. Oh by the way, uh
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Speaker 1: have a website. We have a website. I'm actually redoing
Speaker 1: it right now. It's a fucking hassle under construction. I
Speaker 1: had one of those five gallon things of water right
Speaker 1: and I was putting it down and it's along the
Speaker 1: floor and there was a like a doorstop type of
Speaker 1: thing hanging out and my finger smashed between the five
Speaker 1: gallons of water and that like directly on the nail
Speaker 1: that well, I just screamed. I screamed fuck for like
Speaker 1: a minute and a half straight, just as loud as
Speaker 1: just fuck.
Speaker 3: People in the house. Yeah, yeah, good good, So they know,
Speaker 3: so they.
Speaker 1: Know, they know something happened.
Speaker 3: Yes, And you don't want them to ask about it though.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, oh man, at man, did you just
Speaker 1: did you just hit me in a real special spot there? No,
Speaker 1: I'm mad. I don't want you to ask about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. Oh man, Oh.
Speaker 3: It's like you want them to know, but you don't
Speaker 3: want him to know why.
Speaker 1: You want him to know, and you want them to
Speaker 1: acknowledge that you were having it tough right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want them to come and bring you some
Speaker 3: soup in a blanket. But you don't want them to
Speaker 3: say why you're doing it. It's just a silent pass off.
Speaker 1: You may have taken it a step further because for me,
Speaker 1: I want nothing brought at all. I don't want anyone
Speaker 1: to do anything in my life trying to help me
Speaker 1: unless I ask for it. And it really it's we've
Speaker 1: hit tipping points with certain people in my life when
Speaker 1: it comes to that.
Speaker 3: I think what I realized is that part of what
Speaker 3: I get mad at when people come and they're like,
Speaker 3: what's wrong is that I don't have the ability to say,
Speaker 3: I hurt my finger and it's an alley and I
Speaker 3: want you to here's that bad hour, So I say nothing,
Speaker 3: get the fuck out, and that makes it worse. So
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get better about doing the first thing.
Speaker 3: But it's it's usually like there's nothing wrong. Fuck, why
Speaker 3: would you bring me a thermometer?
Speaker 1: You know what I Here's what I like. Here's what
Speaker 1: I like. I like when you scream in frustration or anger,
Speaker 1: whatever it is. I like someone to come down and
Speaker 1: they can even talk, but here's what you gotta say,
Speaker 1: do you need help with anything? And they can only
Speaker 1: say it one time, and you go like this no, no,
Speaker 1: I got it. I got it, and they go, okay,
Speaker 1: let me know if you do, and then they're gone,
Speaker 1: and then they're away. They don't like, they don't try
Speaker 1: and put their hands in the middle of what you're doing.
Speaker 1: They don't like, uh, you know, you masculinely mentioned yeah,
Speaker 1: you casually mention. You're like, oh, I might I might
Speaker 1: want to look into a new hammer. And then you
Speaker 1: come home and there's three of the wrong hammers bought,
Speaker 1: and you're just like, well, these all have to go now.
Speaker 1: I don't need this bullshit now, like what doing here?
Speaker 3: But you know, like another possibility would be like, hey,
Speaker 3: I heard you screaming. Do you want me to suck
Speaker 3: your dick?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That wouldn't work for me, not in rage. I
Speaker 1: don't get rage hard on. I don't.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, I iver tell you about the makeup. The
Speaker 3: makeup would There was this one time when I was
Speaker 3: in the Marines and I was real agro and tough,
Speaker 3: and my wife convinced me, like you know, we'd been
Speaker 3: married like months, and she's like, uh, let me put
Speaker 3: makeup on you. And she did. And then I looked
Speaker 3: at myself in the mirror and I looked like a
Speaker 3: fucking clown, like a really pretty clown, but you know,
Speaker 3: like a boy in makeup is a clown to a
Speaker 3: twenty year old marine. So you know, like I yelled
Speaker 3: at her and then we ended up having like violent
Speaker 3: sex on the floor while I held her down by
Speaker 3: the throat and I was like, oh, look at me,
Speaker 3: don't look at me with this makeup.
Speaker 1: Maybe you did tell that with the last twenty five episodes,
Speaker 1: I know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was good. Now,
Speaker 1: it was very good.
Speaker 3: I got check out the Patreon folks to hear that
Speaker 3: story in its original form.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't, man, when people if you are gonna
Speaker 1: you just hit a nail with that, that really bothers
Speaker 1: me so much because there's so many times I'll just
Speaker 1: it gets to the point where I'm just not gonna
Speaker 1: say anything anymore. If we can't just let me do
Speaker 1: my own thing without trying to insert fucking you know,
Speaker 1: our own opinions and this, and.
Speaker 3: They prefer you not to yell fuck fuck fuck fuck
Speaker 3: for a minute straight, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what's gonna happen is they're gonna hear fuck
Speaker 1: screen for two minutes when they with an interruption in
Speaker 1: the middle where I go. No, I don't need anything.
Speaker 3: Fuck okay, yeah, that's fair, spair. I honestly, I don't
Speaker 3: get why they're not learning the lesson.
Speaker 1: It's their fault. Can we just be honest?
Speaker 3: No, No, we can be honest, But you know, everybody's different.
Speaker 3: For me, I learned that when I'm yelling no, I
Speaker 3: don't need or want anything, what I actually want is
Speaker 3: my booboo kiss and my dick sucked.
Speaker 1: How did you get your injuries to your hand that
Speaker 1: you showed me?
Speaker 3: Oh dude, I ripped out all this carpet while I
Speaker 3: was sick and put in this fucking vinyl floor with
Speaker 3: my father in law. But I did you know? Like
Speaker 3: he told it. He's straight up said, and he's like,
Speaker 3: you know, you're a quick learner. A lot of other
Speaker 3: people wouldn't be like confident doing all this shit, but
Speaker 3: it's like it really is kind of a thing with me,
Speaker 3: where doing physical, hands on stuff that doesn't require more
Speaker 3: than just a know how of just like basic you know,
Speaker 3: structural components. You know that it comes really natural natural
Speaker 3: to me. Like that's why I was a mechanic in
Speaker 3: the Marines. I didn't pick that job. They just gave
Speaker 3: it to me, So I did probably at least half
Speaker 3: of the entire floor, and you know, on my own,
Speaker 3: and you know, he basically just taught me for thirty
Speaker 3: minutes and then we were just working independently. So it
Speaker 3: was cool. It felt good for me as a guy
Speaker 3: who doesn't really do a lot a lot of that
Speaker 3: stuff too. Oh yeah. And to finish up what I
Speaker 3: was saying about the guy who built this house with
Speaker 3: that child molester wife, how bad of a builder he was? Yeah, dude, Okay,
Speaker 3: so not only did he put up that fucked up
Speaker 3: ass Wayne's coating, he was a builder on this housing development. Right.
Speaker 3: These walls are so not straight it's fucking ridiculous. We
Speaker 3: had a fucking mirror guy come because my wife's putting
Speaker 3: a giant mirror in her pole room and he measured
Speaker 3: and he's like, that windowsill is crooked, but that baseboard
Speaker 3: right there, that's perfectly straight. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: well I did the baseboard. It's like, dude, how do
Speaker 3: I with no experience put the baseboard on perfectly straight?
Speaker 3: But the fucking wall and the windowsill are are crooked.
Speaker 3: They're not straight lines, Like, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: You dill holes.
Speaker 1: Uh well, the guy what was married to a pedophile?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Every construction guy I've ever known probably has a giant dick,
Speaker 1: And if you're married to a pedophile, I assume you
Speaker 1: dick sucks. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine a pedophile would all so love huge
Speaker 3: honkin boners, because wait, where are you going to find that?
Speaker 1: You know, you know what, it's not that they love
Speaker 1: giant dicks or small They only like dicks that are
Speaker 1: the appropriate size for the age and structure of the body. Okay,
Speaker 1: whereas the child's dick is on a small child's body
Speaker 1: should have a larger dick, and their husbands are likely
Speaker 1: below average.
Speaker 3: Okay, but here I was thinking, I.
Speaker 1: Like how you made that noise, Like, well, that's an
Speaker 1: indictment on that. Okay, all right, dick.
Speaker 3: I mean because pedophiles could also they could they could
Speaker 3: have a husband with a micro penis, where the penis
Speaker 3: is like a literal kid's penis, and it's like it's
Speaker 3: it's kind of like, I don't like a kid's penis, you.
Speaker 1: Know, See, I think they like it relative to the body.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe, yeah, maybe they like that bear Okay, you know,
Speaker 3: yeah no, Androg's chest Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure, gotcha. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: Speaking of pedophiles intent caps, Oh what's that going to
Speaker 3: turn into?
Speaker 1: Huh? Speaking of pedophiles, Kevin Spacey showed up on Piers Morgan.
Speaker 1: I believe the first big headline was Kevin Spacey is bankrupt?
Speaker 1: Isn't this sad? And he was like I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to sell my home in Calabasas or whatever
Speaker 1: it was, and it's like, oh, it's a twelve million
Speaker 1: dollar home. That's a bummer man.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to move back to that apartment from seven.
Speaker 1: So that was the first big headline, and then the
Speaker 1: second clip that was released was a little bit more like,
Speaker 1: you know, scummy. It really does confirm a lot of
Speaker 1: the stuff that was written though about what previously, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not look, I'm not, I'm just saying names that
Speaker 1: were on there at the same time, on the list,
Speaker 1: on the list that previously we had no confirmation on.
Speaker 1: He almost confirms a couple of them, one being him.
Speaker 1: So it's not a lot, but uh, this is the
Speaker 1: worst acting I've ever seen from Kevin Spacey, Like really
Speaker 1: really bad.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you're saying that now, because we'll talk about
Speaker 3: him on Lex Friedman. I watched him on Lex Friedman
Speaker 3: and I thought to myself, is this what real Kevin
Speaker 3: Spacey is? Because he's so much better in American Beauty?
Speaker 1: You know that scene was improved with the plate?
Speaker 3: Uh, no it was and it was in the script.
Speaker 1: Oh it wasn't.
Speaker 3: Lex Friedman asked him about it.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Lex Friedman was like, was that improved? And Kevin Space's like, no,
Speaker 3: it was in the script.
Speaker 1: All right, let's watch him on Peters Morgan. Then fuck
Speaker 1: up about it.
Speaker 3: You know how Alex is. He's like, he asked the
Speaker 3: questions real somber, like was that improv? And Kevin's like, no, oh,
Speaker 3: you know what, You're right, it was bad acting. Now
Speaker 3: that you mentioned it was a fucking lie, dude, he
Speaker 3: fucking lied.
Speaker 1: I told you. All right, let's play his click in
Speaker 1: twenty fifteen, I started, can you hear it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I can hear it. He sounds like a fucking idiot, Okay, Realfsler,
Speaker 3: he sounds like he's Yeah, he sounds like he's in
Speaker 3: a college theater group, you know, yeah, already, already he's
Speaker 3: a monologue.
Speaker 2: In twenty fifteen, I started seeing reports online, things on
Speaker 2: my Twitter account that I had flown to this guy,
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein's island and I had a bus young girl,
Speaker 2: And I was like, I mean, if you'd asked me
Speaker 2: in twenty fifteen, maybe even if you had asked me
Speaker 2: in two thousand and two, maybe no, a guy named
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein, I probably would have said, no.
Speaker 1: Nobody can fake laugh the right way.
Speaker 3: Nobody. It's true, It's it's hard to fake a real laugh.
Speaker 3: Some people. You know who's got a great fake laugh,
Speaker 3: Tom Sizemore, and he was a heroin addict for years,
Speaker 3: so maybe he was just like in and out of
Speaker 3: a stupor.
Speaker 1: You know, you know who has a great fake laugh?
Speaker 1: Me two hundred and twenty four episodes in counting Who
Speaker 1: are You?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: A guy named Jeffrey Epstein, I probably would have said no. Well,
Speaker 2: of course I have since learned who he is, and
Speaker 2: I have since been able to go back and find
Speaker 2: out that the airplane that we flew on for this
Speaker 2: humanitarian mission was owned by Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 3: What like he was? He was contracted to go and
Speaker 3: do humanitarian work. Kevin, we need you we've got to
Speaker 3: get you to e Opia asap, and then from there
Speaker 3: you're gonna get on a jeep knee and you're gonna
Speaker 3: be taken out the Congo. I know it's six thousand
Speaker 3: miles away from me, the Opia. We gotta do all
Speaker 3: this mission stuff on the way. I'm gonna give out
Speaker 3: vaccines and fucking malaria pills. Oh yeah, and you're gonna
Speaker 3: fox some girls.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, we're gonna drop you off in
Speaker 1: the Congo, Kevin, I was going directly to the Congo.
Speaker 1: They are huge fans of your work in American Beauty
Speaker 1: when Chris Cooper kissed you just before all the Nazi
Speaker 1: shit came out just after. Yeah, they are huge fans
Speaker 1: of that in the Congo, and they want it to
Speaker 1: meet you so they can dig a fucking well or
Speaker 1: whatever they do. I don't know, but his fake laugh
Speaker 1: is so bad.
Speaker 2: Whereas an Atarian mission was owned by Jeffrey Epstein, and
Speaker 2: to then learn, oh, he was actually on some of
Speaker 2: those flights.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I'm sorry where he watched the pick life?
Speaker 1: What I meant he was.
Speaker 3: On the flight, But that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: Look, Oh no, he I know it's this the man's
Speaker 1: own plane. He should be able to ride on it,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. But here's the the interesting thing about it
Speaker 1: is he already confirmed he was on the plane, right,
Speaker 1: and that's bad. But he could just wrap it up
Speaker 1: there and go. You know, it was just I was
Speaker 1: on it for a humanitarian mission. You know, they rent
Speaker 1: these things out to people. There's no way to know,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, who's getting it, who's not da da da.
Speaker 1: So I apologize I was on it, but nothing happened
Speaker 1: while I was and we didn't end up on his island,
Speaker 1: and you know, I mean that would be it. That
Speaker 1: would really kind of put the nail.
Speaker 3: So then he implicated himself, like with the actual little
Speaker 3: fingerer guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the little I was listening back for a clip
Speaker 1: remember last week or the week before, I forget what
Speaker 1: it was, and he went, come here, come here, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of here, real threatening, like just me laugh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that was me at my most fucking yeah menacing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, that's why it's a bit of hile.
Speaker 2: Flew on for this humanitarian mission was owned by Jeffrey
Speaker 2: Epstein and to then learn, oh, he was actually on
Speaker 2: some of those flights and this Maxwell woman was on
Speaker 2: some of those flights. I didn't know him. I've never
Speaker 2: spent any time with him. I was with the Clinton
Speaker 2: Foundation people.
Speaker 1: That's okay, we tie in in, we tie in in
Speaker 1: a whole another big name of people, a dangerous name
Speaker 1: of people.
Speaker 3: If you visit for Chan, okay, yeah, I'd be worried
Speaker 3: about finding Kevin Spacey hanging from the back of the
Speaker 3: Briton cell bar.
Speaker 1: Later he should come out and go, Yeah, I might
Speaker 1: have hung out with Jeffrey Epstein, but is it really
Speaker 1: as bad as the guy that's trying to take away
Speaker 1: democracy in Donald Trump? Can I get a clap from
Speaker 1: Hollywood police if you just went pool as hard left
Speaker 1: as he could? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Remember when he was accused of being a pedophile and
Speaker 3: he's like, that's not true, but I am gay.
Speaker 1: I have I believe the exact quote was I have,
Speaker 1: So I've decided to live my life as an openly
Speaker 1: gay man from now on or something like that.
Speaker 3: It's like, does that mean you fuck little boys?
Speaker 1: Then, well, here's the thing about it that's fucked up
Speaker 1: is well, yeah, that that would be fucked up, that part.
Speaker 1: But like, if you're being accused by men of sexual
Speaker 1: Just go I'm not gay, Like, I'm not gay, What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Sexual assault? I'm kiddings. Basically, look
Speaker 1: fucking love pussy man. When Chris Cooper, when Chris Chris
Speaker 1: Cooper kissed me, I pushed him off. I called him
Speaker 1: the f slur. You know.
Speaker 3: Didn't you see me in seven killing anybody who is
Speaker 3: a sexual deviant?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not into that stuff.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: Just pussy for me, thanks.
Speaker 3: Just pussy for procreation, but not me because I got
Speaker 3: a mission to kill the seventh. But did you see
Speaker 3: him on Lex Friedman?
Speaker 1: Though? No, you asked that because.
Speaker 3: He did seem disingenuous with a lot of the ship
Speaker 3: he was saying. But he he basically said, I mean
Speaker 3: Lex Friedman sucked his cock a lot. He was like,
Speaker 3: you're one of the greatest actors of all time, and.
Speaker 1: He's not wrong.
Speaker 3: He is, I know, but he's just sucking a stick,
Speaker 3: you know. And then he was He went on to say,
Speaker 3: how like.
Speaker 5: I just want to put it out there that all
Speaker 5: the charges against you have been dropped, you have been
Speaker 5: exonerated or whatever. The fucking not exonerated because he he
Speaker 5: was found he was never convicted. What's the word acquitted.
Speaker 5: You were acquitted in every single case.
Speaker 1: Well, oh, you're right, you're right. Sorry, exonerated. He's going
Speaker 1: through his exoneration through the media exactly. The media crucified
Speaker 1: him to begin with, as either way has all good pedophiles,
Speaker 1: he was crucified. Uh, I'm just kidding. I was trying
Speaker 1: to make a Christian joke for you there, and I
Speaker 1: just couldn't find it. Well, I mean Jesus was a pedophile,
Speaker 1: was he? I mean he hung out with a bunch
Speaker 1: of fucking dudes. That makes day.
Speaker 3: But anyway, yeah, so Kevin Spacey was saying, how oh yeah,
Speaker 3: all these fucking charges got dropped, so therefore I'm definitely
Speaker 3: not guilty, and then his bad acting with all this
Speaker 3: other shit he was saying, it just made it seem
Speaker 3: like he probably did douce.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah that that's your opinion, that's my opinion.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, there's no evidence.
Speaker 1: I know they're not. It's just when you got to
Speaker 1: throw in the allegedly in there.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's just that Keaven Spacey the man sucks and
Speaker 3: Kenvy's Spacey the actor is just phenomenal. You know.
Speaker 1: It's just's such a.
Speaker 3: Divide between the two levels of person that the real
Speaker 3: Kevin Spacey could fucking die for all I care as
Speaker 3: long as we have the version that's on screen. If
Speaker 3: there was only a way, like a technology that we
Speaker 3: could use to recreate Kevin Spacey's appearance, mannerisms, voice, uh,
Speaker 3: you know, like everything about Kevin Spacey on screen for
Speaker 3: future projects without having to have the real Kevin Spacey
Speaker 3: be alive anymore. Okay, okay, A thing that.
Speaker 1: Could do that, maybe, though, All right, let's watch.
Speaker 2: That's who I was with.
Speaker 1: No wait, did you see that look at his face
Speaker 1: as much as malf No? No, ye, old girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just slide that out of there. Yeah, you gotta.
Speaker 3: I just need that fucking the trombone sound, you know,
Speaker 3: than the nineteen thirties faunogram with a wind up spindle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, he's really he lost his edge when it
Speaker 1: comes to acting or this is the top. Oh you
Speaker 1: have to play improv, Yeah, you have to play sincere
Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey the only role he's never been able to do, right, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: That is the only elusive role he's ever had. That's
Speaker 3: how you know that plate scene was in the script
Speaker 3: because it was so believable. You know, but improv of
Speaker 3: Kevin Spacey's fucking hack.
Speaker 2: What I understand is that he didn't start to be
Speaker 2: investigated until two thousand and five by authorities in Florida.
Speaker 1: Before then, yes, so I was fine, like I shouldn't
Speaker 1: even be in trouble. They should give me the plane.
Speaker 3: And Jeffrey was probably not doing anything then either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jeffrey, it wasn't his fault. It was the goddamn Clintons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, two thousand and five. Look at when this started.
Speaker 1: Tell you.
Speaker 2: This, Maxwell Owan, she was one of many people that's
Speaker 2: had done next to me in that throne room. I
Speaker 2: have no relationship with her. I had no relationship with him.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's not my friend. I'm not a confidant.
Speaker 2: I've never spent time with him. And interestingly, I will say.
Speaker 1: That, yeah, this guy speaks professionally, not not not just
Speaker 1: to you know a few people on Patreon watch I
Speaker 1: did theater, Yeah, a lot of it.
Speaker 3: I said, yeah, oh no, tons, Yeah, he was fucking
Speaker 3: Jack and Lex off too, like you know, regaling him
Speaker 3: with tails of oh I worked with fucking who was
Speaker 3: who was this guy?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Jack Lemon? He was doing all these fucking impressions of
Speaker 3: all these fucking actors like Jack Lemon and Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 3: It's like, dude, jack him off some more. Jack and
Speaker 3: and and Lex is just lapping it up, you know, like,
Speaker 3: oh John Doe, Yeah, he called him, He called him
Speaker 3: the characters from the fucking movie. It was a real tugfest, dude.
Speaker 3: I had to watch it at a two and a
Speaker 3: or two time speed, and I only watched until Kevin
Speaker 3: got done, you know, like, oh, I didn't do anything.
Speaker 3: They're all fucking liars and they weren't kids. I think.
Speaker 1: They're oh fucking liars.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I shut it off after that. It was bullshit.
Speaker 1: Uh real. Two second question your new room. Do you
Speaker 1: find yourself getting less Wi Fi where you are now
Speaker 1: or is this the same? Oh?
Speaker 3: Because the Wi Fi is in the other room for
Speaker 3: the time being. The what is that machine router? Is
Speaker 3: that that black box that like the motor router?
Speaker 1: Yeah, picks up the five G Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that thing it It normally is in this room,
Speaker 3: but it's not in this room today.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's okay, it's fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The wire, Oh yeah, the wire's not in here.
Speaker 3: I'm not plugged into the with the wire. Sorry.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't care. You just sound like fucking bullshit.
Speaker 1: You know that's okay, Let's watch this pedophile again. Wait,
Speaker 1: who is who is? Who are you talking to? I
Speaker 1: want to watch his facial reactions through this entire thing.
Speaker 3: Another one.
Speaker 2: Okay, he's not my friend, I'm not a confidant. I've
Speaker 2: never spent time with him. And interestingly, I will say
Speaker 2: that I was very fortunate that President Clinton introduced me
Speaker 2: a lot of business leaders in London because he knew
Speaker 2: I was coming to the Old VIC, and I developed
Speaker 2: relationships with Robert Earl Puladobovich. The Robert Earl a lot
Speaker 2: of one.
Speaker 1: Bunched over like an old ass man, the same guy twice.
Speaker 1: He says, I got a crazy conspirat.
Speaker 2: Honderful people, Sir Richard, caring people who supported the work
Speaker 2: that we did at the Old VIC.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is all very hell was the old VIC?
Speaker 1: I think the old Michael Vick ranter or something storing
Speaker 1: the dog cages?
Speaker 3: Oh, man, I missed the old VIC.
Speaker 1: Man, man, man, I laughed so hard and in the
Speaker 1: wrong direction, I thought my eye was gonna pop out
Speaker 1: of my fucking head. I was picturing him and a
Speaker 1: bunch of old British guys powerwash and dog shit off
Speaker 1: at cages in Atlanta.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I was picturing him, Michael, Jelaine and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: fucking throwing dice and watching the pipples rip each other's
Speaker 3: hearts out.
Speaker 1: Uh, I'm all right, let's finish this and then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you okay, So that's already bad enough. He
Speaker 1: may have tried to get credibility at the end by
Speaker 1: like you know, and he could have wrapped it there
Speaker 1: and said, no, look, it was just I was trying
Speaker 1: to do the thing with the old vic I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Just trying to restore the farm. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But then he does it again. It's like he falls
Speaker 1: down steps and he gets to the landing and he goes,
Speaker 1: all right, cool, all I gotta do is stand up straight,
Speaker 1: and I won't do anything. And then he fucking tries
Speaker 1: to like stand and the forward and he just falls
Speaker 1: down another flight of fucking stairs. Big trombone noise, whoo.
Speaker 1: That's a slide whistle too, by the way.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah it didn't. It sounded like a bent trombone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was fucking bend your trombone, all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tug your fucking luthor and gave money to us.
Speaker 2: Do you know who I never asked for anything was
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein. I didn't want to be around this guy
Speaker 2: because I felt he put the president at risk.
Speaker 1: Wait, he doesn't know who he is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't remember.
Speaker 1: He was like, if you told me.
Speaker 3: Plane, I didn't know he was. Yeah, if you.
Speaker 1: Told me in two thousand and two, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: who the fuck is this guy? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And then you know, if you I told President Clinton, like,
Speaker 1: don't be around that guy. He's obviously a fucking pedophile.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy's getting his fucking presidential moves from the
Speaker 3: Donald Trump playbook. Didn't he play the president Kevin Spacey?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Movie House of Cards. Oh, it's the show, that's right,
Speaker 1: he played he played he played Bill Clinton. That's a
Speaker 1: Southern Democrat. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I've never watched that show because I heard it was
Speaker 3: fucking like a lot of talking.
Speaker 1: It is, but it's good. No, there's more action. It
Speaker 1: gets a little silly at some point. And then at
Speaker 1: the very end when they had the show pussy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: who's hot? The fucking the Mara girl, Kate Mara, Kate
Speaker 1: Mara the Facebook movie The Girl. No, No, that's the
Speaker 1: other one. That's Rooney. That's Rooney Mara Ruoney Mara's dragon tattoo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's kind of weird looking.
Speaker 1: I fucking love dragon tattoo.
Speaker 3: Man. I like when she kicks the dildo out the
Speaker 3: guy's asshole. I don't remember the rest of the movie. Really,
Speaker 3: all right, let's watch this pedophile.
Speaker 2: Do you know who I never asked for anything was
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein. I didn't want to be around this guy
Speaker 2: because I felt he put the president at risk on
Speaker 2: that trip to South Africa, because there were these young
Speaker 2: girls and we were like, what, who's this guy?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait there were young girls as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess well, you know, it's Africa.
Speaker 1: I mean it's like it's like he's just pulling out
Speaker 1: new evidence out of his trunk every time he goes
Speaker 1: back into it, you know, for something else he's now
Speaker 1: he's implicated children on the plane.
Speaker 3: When in Congo do as the Congans do in.
Speaker 1: The Conga Leese kids. That sounds like an alien race
Speaker 1: that comes from within the earth ungins.
Speaker 3: I thought it sounded like, yeah, something from Middle Earth.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, wait, I just I want to the kids.
Speaker 1: There's kids on the flight, he said.
Speaker 2: On that trip to South Africa, because there were these
Speaker 2: young girls and we were like, who's this guy?
Speaker 1: How is the worst acting? Why just fas munch girls?
Speaker 2: And we were like, who's this guy?
Speaker 1: We were like what? No?
Speaker 3: I like how his eyebrows are real arched and all
Speaker 3: the muscles are contracted, and then everything just goes dead.
Speaker 3: It's like an interview with Ted Bundy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it really, man, he he's a real bad actor.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, well, I mean he was so fucking good
Speaker 3: in American Beauty when he was about to fuck that
Speaker 3: seventeen year old girl. Huh And then he.
Speaker 1: Was like, wouldn't have known she was he was a pedophile.
Speaker 3: We wouldn't because he stopped himself. He's like, oh, even
Speaker 3: though I'm already committing a crime by have you know,
Speaker 3: like giving you alcohol, I kissed you and now I'm
Speaker 3: staring at your tits and pussy in my face. I
Speaker 3: can't do this. I'm the good guy.
Speaker 1: Her tits were awesome in that movie.
Speaker 3: Those look fucking and like, you know, their chest like yeah,
Speaker 3: a baby type tis yeah, but they are going to
Speaker 3: be but.
Speaker 1: Her nipples were larger than I would normally like, but
Speaker 1: she pulled it off when I was like thirteen or fourteen,
Speaker 1: however old we were when that movie came out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got weird fucking nipple requirements, like them to
Speaker 3: be not yeah kind of yeah. You like them to
Speaker 3: be like the dots from a sniper scope.
Speaker 1: No, no, not that small, a little bigger than that.
Speaker 3: You like them to be like a poor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what a What does that mean?
Speaker 3: A single? A single poor like a single follic single? Uh?
Speaker 3: You know, a little crevice where a bead of sweat
Speaker 3: would would pour out of. That's what you like your
Speaker 3: nipples to be.
Speaker 1: Let's watch this, pedophile.
Speaker 2: So I will say that. So young girls on those
Speaker 2: young girls on those slides.
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's the end. Huh. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have a crazy conspiracy theory that I'm saying right off.
Speaker 1: I'm making this up. Okay, okay, here's my source on this,
Speaker 1: my fucking brain that is just pouring this out right now. Ready.
Speaker 3: Hey dude, it works for Alex Jones one out of
Speaker 3: six thousand times. Give it a shot, really.
Speaker 1: Well, when he's right, goddamn.
Speaker 3: It, Oh dude, when he's right, Goddamn they are spot
Speaker 3: on takes, aren't they.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't you don't care about basketball? Right there?
Speaker 1: The NBA draft is coming up, and what you get
Speaker 1: out there is people going like, I'm going to do
Speaker 1: research on this player, and what the watch is a
Speaker 1: highlight reel. Okay, they don't see all his bad shit, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's Alex Jones. If you could take his whole career,
Speaker 1: he would look like no stra damis if you tag
Speaker 1: stuff and whatever and just took his hits and what
Speaker 1: you would miss is the other you know, fucking ninety
Speaker 1: five percent of the shows every week and he only
Speaker 1: hits one every six months or something.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Well, I mean we've done like four
Speaker 3: hundred episodes or something, right.
Speaker 1: Like, no, there, we have done almost three hundred when
Speaker 1: you include going deeper.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we've done almost three hundred, and we make
Speaker 3: predictions like once every one hundred episodes.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you get there. You're all right up to
Speaker 1: here's my crazy conspiracy theory. The first main quote unquote
Speaker 1: mainstream even though this is not quite mainstream, first mainstream
Speaker 1: interview he did was Tucker Carlson, right, Kevin Spacey or
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epstein, Kevin Spacey. I think, okay, conspiracy me making
Speaker 1: it up? Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. What if he's pushing right,
Speaker 1: and that interview was so bad and so perfectly tied
Speaker 1: up the bow. What if that's what he was doing,
Speaker 1: signaling names, you know. Okay, he could have said he
Speaker 1: was on a humanitarian mission. He didn't have to say
Speaker 1: he was on the Clinton humanitarian mission.
Speaker 3: No, you're right.
Speaker 1: You're then named all those old rich British guys, you know,
Speaker 1: the ones fixing up the VIC. You may have read
Speaker 1: about that they were fixing up the VIC.
Speaker 3: It was a project. No, but I'm glad you're saying this.
Speaker 3: And it's like, when did you think of this?
Speaker 1: Right now? Now?
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, I's been working on it because okay, this
Speaker 3: is the.
Speaker 1: First time I watched that video all the way through, honestly.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you're getting the same vibe as me. I
Speaker 3: guess because when I was watching Kevin Spacey, his demeanor,
Speaker 3: his posture, his mannerism, mannerisms, his hand gestures, all of
Speaker 3: it said politics to me. And the fact that you're
Speaker 3: bringing up this like conspiracy theory makes me think, like, you're.
Speaker 1: Right, here's my thing. It's it's not a crazy thing.
Speaker 1: There's nothing in there that's physically impossible. There's no lizard people,
Speaker 1: there's no time portals. You know, yet everything is within
Speaker 1: the realm of physics. Now you then have to take
Speaker 1: it a step even further and go, are these people scumbags?
Speaker 1: Some of them know some of them we unfairly call scumbags,
Speaker 1: and they're not lizard people and whatever else. Some of
Speaker 1: them are, though, and some of them have been confirmed
Speaker 1: to be scumbags Epstein, Okay, it's confirmed now, Spacey, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Is he exonerate? I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Dude, he got to quit it.
Speaker 1: You're right, I gotta see the tapes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, once we get a tape of him beating up
Speaker 3: some little kid and dragging him up and down in
Speaker 3: a hotel hallway, and we'll talk.
Speaker 1: Well, look, I just want to say I made that
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory up. But if you'd like to go spread that,
Speaker 1: be my guest. I think it would be so funny
Speaker 1: if that came out of Marjorie Taylor Green's fucking mouth
Speaker 1: in Congress and I was like, oh shit, I wrote that.
Speaker 3: I have five thousand Russian body accounts that I bought
Speaker 3: off some Indian kid her two hundred World of Warcraft
Speaker 3: credits that expired. So yeah, I could totally totally make
Speaker 3: that happen for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. Uh, we have an update kind of.
Speaker 1: There was an update on the lady who said the
Speaker 1: N word last week. They only clipped that one part out.
Speaker 1: There was a lot in there, a lot more.
Speaker 3: She said more stuff like she explained why she had
Speaker 3: said that word. No.
Speaker 1: See, that's the thing. She's not apologizing, and now she's
Speaker 1: attempting to go the far right conservative wife route.
Speaker 3: Now, oh boy, she mentioned tough path to trot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she mentions one. I think here's the thing
Speaker 1: I don't think she actually is. I think, newsflash, I
Speaker 1: think she's a grifter whoa crazy crazy thought here. Well,
Speaker 1: the stuff she was saying in the first video didn't
Speaker 1: really feel very conservative or anything like that. But now
Speaker 1: I think she sees money in like Maga blah blah.
Speaker 1: By the way, Jen and I were thinking about, yes
Speaker 1: he has anyone sold Maga red lipstick?
Speaker 3: Yet I think that's the new Rihanna line by Fenti.
Speaker 1: No, but I mean, how much could you clean up.
Speaker 1: You could sell that to twenty five percent of the
Speaker 1: country that votes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did Rihanna's cleaning it up? Man, Maga Magenta and
Speaker 3: Biden Blue. She's getting it.
Speaker 1: That's pretty that's pretty good. Did you just come up
Speaker 1: with that of her? Have you been thinking about it?
Speaker 3: Oh? Dude, I fucking watched her makeup tutorial. Hey it's Robin.
Speaker 3: This is my new line of Mega Magenta and Biden Blue.
Speaker 3: I'm going to going to try them on for you now,
Speaker 3: all right, such a sexy Island voice. God, I can't
Speaker 3: believe she married that dope idiot asap Rocky, get the
Speaker 3: fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: Was she ever married to that?
Speaker 3: Shekh No, No, she just fucked him for years and
Speaker 3: watched him torture people. I guess, and I.
Speaker 1: Ran, hey, hey, hey, is it crazy to say she
Speaker 1: may have seen that?
Speaker 3: Oh? No, is it crazy to think that she may
Speaker 3: have been the because I mean, like, you've seen her
Speaker 3: her public persona, and you know that she got beat
Speaker 3: up by Chris Brown, So it's like you know that
Speaker 3: there is like a balance for her in her personal
Speaker 3: life between like the actual dominant female she portrays and
Speaker 3: you know, a whooping but she you know, she did
Speaker 3: that cheek thing after Chris Brown, so she wasn't about
Speaker 3: to take no more bullshit, even going as far as
Speaker 3: going over to the Middle East. You know, like she
Speaker 3: wasn't having no more shit, like she was in charge
Speaker 3: of that. So what I think was going on is
Speaker 3: that she was thinking about becoming sultan or what is
Speaker 3: a female assaultant, It's still a sultan, right. She was
Speaker 3: gonna be the queen of the Middle East, is what
Speaker 3: she was gonna do. But then she started witnessing like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, dude, if I live here, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: have to be at all these torture parties and it's
Speaker 3: just so fucking exhausting. And I want to get back
Speaker 3: into music and I want to have kids, and if
Speaker 3: I have to live here, it's just constant torture, torture, torture.
Speaker 3: That's all these people want to do is have a
Speaker 3: torture in the court, torture in the court. And I
Speaker 3: play Rihanna, I'm gonna go back to the US and
Speaker 3: marry this idiot with no fucking real career. You know,
Speaker 3: he's only piggybacking off my success.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, the lady last week who used the
Speaker 1: n word, she said, broke ass whatever, I know the word.
Speaker 1: I wanted you to know that I do know the word.
Speaker 1: I just say whatever there because I didn't want to
Speaker 1: say the word. You know you can, it's your show,
Speaker 1: technically I could sure. Uh this was the full video.
Speaker 1: Now she, like I said, has come out and is
Speaker 1: full maga grifter now far right. I don't even know
Speaker 1: if it's maga, it's just far It might be like
Speaker 1: conservative wife shit or some bullshit. But all right, check
Speaker 1: out the full video.
Speaker 6: Okay, this time, I have a beef with the mail community.
Speaker 6: I give my criticisms to all because we were all
Speaker 6: about equity and inclusion here, right, So I'm sick and
Speaker 6: tired of all girls getting blamed or like guys, certain
Speaker 6: guys thinking that all girls are gold diggers. I don't
Speaker 6: know if it's because you get your information from those
Speaker 6: streets interviews.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how much fucking garlic are you putting in this?
Speaker 1: And what is that a meat loaf?
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is. But she's not even
Speaker 3: measuring any of these seasonings. This is gonna be a disaster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see what it is. Yeah, I can't tell it.
Speaker 1: It might be beef it might be pork something like that.
Speaker 3: It might just be her chopped up tits. Look at
Speaker 3: her chest. She's got one of those chests where it's
Speaker 3: just a stern them and two flat little caps like we're, oh,
Speaker 3: what's that gonna turn into?
Speaker 1: You know, get well soon after your double misectomy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she kind of looks like Emily Blunt with no tits,
Speaker 3: so kind of like Emily Blunt. I would fuck her though,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dude, and the girl on the train, No,
Speaker 3: I do it somewhere and I'm so fucking broken and
Speaker 3: shaid I'm not a mess and drunk fuck me all right, you.
Speaker 1: Know it's fucked up. I was reading that book like
Speaker 1: it was gonna be the first novel I read in
Speaker 1: a while. I just picked like whatever the biggest mystery
Speaker 1: blah blah blah book is. And the movie came out
Speaker 1: and I had to downloaded the movie and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep reading this. It should just take a day.
Speaker 1: It took me a month to get halfway through it.
Speaker 3: Sometimes that take take two too long with books. But whatever,
Speaker 3: it's just time, you know.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I don't want the ending spoiled. I
Speaker 1: don't want the ending spoiled. And then I got real, real,
Speaker 1: real drunk one night, but not drunk enough to forget
Speaker 1: the entire night, and I went, we're gonna watch the movie,
Speaker 1: and I spoiled the movie from it. I never finished
Speaker 1: the book.
Speaker 3: I just said, what happened? She didn't kill him? Huh uh?
Speaker 1: Her husband did it? I think, right, Yeah, dude, No,
Speaker 1: it was justin Threau.
Speaker 3: I thought it was John Krasinski she married.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's who she married in real life. In the movie,
Speaker 1: she was just just let's watch this racist.
Speaker 3: Lady with too much party.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe she's signaling as well. She's like, I
Speaker 1: am Italian. That's why I'm allowed to say that words
Speaker 1: at all. The Garland guy.
Speaker 3: Eat, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: It's because you hear your information.
Speaker 3: They can because the Moors, let me tell you, and
Speaker 3: just because of I mean little Italy. Have you walked
Speaker 3: through there. It's a lot like Congo, a lot of
Speaker 3: Congolese Italians walking around there. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Hey, you sound like my dad. Now stop.
Speaker 6: Mission from those street interviews in like Miami at three am,
Speaker 6: outside of a nightclub, you're getting the opinion of some
Speaker 6: dumbhores and immigrants fresh off the boat looking for a
Speaker 6: green car. Yes, they are probably gold diggers.
Speaker 1: But that's exception.
Speaker 2: I'm the rule.
Speaker 6: Everybody I know who's married right now, they're married to
Speaker 6: brokass niggas.
Speaker 1: I think, is she is she considering there? Like, hmm,
Speaker 1: was that a mistake? I gonna keep going. I can't tell.
Speaker 1: Her face kind of feels like it.
Speaker 3: Let's say, yeah, it does.
Speaker 6: See and they don't care. We don't give a fuck
Speaker 6: like money, I couldn't care.
Speaker 3: And yeah that was her doubling down ryeah right, yeah.
Speaker 1: But almost doubling down to make it seem natural, like yeah,
Speaker 1: I use this word. It's mine, Mike, It's fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Queen Latifa.
Speaker 1: I fucked Queen Latifa.
Speaker 3: Oh god, No one should have to fuck Queen Latifa
Speaker 3: unless you're the king up the congo.
Speaker 1: All right, let's watch this prophile.
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay. My type is broke mechanics and surfer hippie
Speaker 6: dudes who just want to live in a shack and
Speaker 6: surf and have babies all it.
Speaker 1: See like that to me doesn't sound like traditional conservative
Speaker 1: wife thing. I think she jumped on it after she
Speaker 1: said a racist shit, and she's like Now it's an
Speaker 1: indictment of that community when you say this one will
Speaker 1: have me and then they do.
Speaker 3: But wait a minute. Is she saying that her type
Speaker 3: or this community of men she's describing is.
Speaker 1: Broke mechanics or surfer hippie dudes?
Speaker 3: Right? Is she's saying that they are the white equivalent
Speaker 3: of broke and words?
Speaker 1: No, she's saying that's her type of guy. Oh and
Speaker 1: how is.
Speaker 3: A broke mechanic better than a broken word? If it's
Speaker 3: a broke mechanic en word, you're stuck going broke.
Speaker 1: They were talking about gold diggers, she's saying she's not
Speaker 1: a gold digger because those are her types of guys.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's okay, Sorry we stopped it there.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean she's also a fucking.
Speaker 1: Bitch. I bet she likes to get fucked real hard though.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. She kind of reminds me of a few
Speaker 3: porn stars we interviewed absolutely with where they're like a
Speaker 3: total bitch and it's like, oh my god, you're only
Speaker 3: here because I asked you, you know, you could at
Speaker 3: least be nice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I ask of a man, is that you're competent,
Speaker 6: You're you're at a pussy. If somebody broke into our
Speaker 6: house at three am, you would know how to grab
Speaker 6: a gun and shoot a motherfucker?
Speaker 3: Oh help would That's that's pretty much all.
Speaker 6: The asks, Like, that's most all. That's pretty much like
Speaker 6: all girls. I know, I don't know one girl who's
Speaker 6: a gold digger, So stop throwing us all under the
Speaker 6: bus as if we're all gold diggers, because we don't
Speaker 6: give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I want to know what she was responding to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know why that word had to get
Speaker 3: thrown in there. It seemed like maybe she was a
Speaker 3: mistake because it was I mean, and then she just
Speaker 3: decided to roll with it because it's like it really
Speaker 3: doesn't have anything to do with what she's talking about.
Speaker 3: She's saying, how like, uh, women deserve respect or whatever,
Speaker 3: like you know, cool, you know, Lizo says the same thing,
Speaker 3: you know, and she doesn't have to go around saying
Speaker 3: n word. She's allowed.
Speaker 1: Uh. You know. Here's the thing about it, though, is
Speaker 1: she's kind of fuckable though, you know. I keep going
Speaker 1: back to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like at a work setting, Yeah okay, all right, yeah,
Speaker 3: like at a like at a mandatory barbecue on a
Speaker 3: Friday from two to six takes place off site, I
Speaker 3: can close the center down so everybody could take play
Speaker 3: place in the event.
Speaker 1: I remember what I was gonna say.
Speaker 3: It was a second bathroom that nobody really seems to
Speaker 3: know about on the other side of the baseball diamond.
Speaker 1: You see. I was shed by her eyes. That was good.
Speaker 1: That was good. I was captivated by her eyes and
Speaker 1: the thought of her performing acts of race play, as
Speaker 1: we've talked about on the Interview Show many times, many
Speaker 1: many times.
Speaker 3: That'd be dope.
Speaker 1: Yes, I recently got a lecture about it, by the way.
Speaker 3: Oh really, that sucks. I hate getting lectures me too.
Speaker 1: They're gay.
Speaker 3: That's why I don't fucking talk to girls anymore, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I always lecture in.
Speaker 1: Me for people who don't know. Shane's not ongoing deeper
Speaker 1: because his wife said she'll hit him and she'll go
Speaker 1: back to fucking. I don't want to say the word
Speaker 1: she used, but let's put it this way. They'd be
Speaker 1: congo Lee's I think, gentlemen, if Shane didn't stop doing
Speaker 1: the Interview Show. But I have between thirty and thirty
Speaker 1: five episodes that I am currently editing to put out,
Speaker 1: so that's a lot of episodes. I know, Joe, somebody's
Speaker 1: gonna comment I don't listen to them. That's fine. I
Speaker 1: love you, Joe, you know that's fine.
Speaker 3: You get the want a week of this, that's that's
Speaker 3: what you need. That's on you get. That's anymore would
Speaker 3: hurts you, Joe. Yeah, and and the precious days off
Speaker 3: your life.
Speaker 1: And plus maybe Shane will be appearing on the Going
Speaker 1: Deeper show in a different realm.
Speaker 3: You know, he's still not going to listen. He's gonna
Speaker 3: he'll only listen if you if you play my like
Speaker 3: if they find an audio recording of me from a
Speaker 3: crashed airliner, it washes up and on a on a beach.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I would relate that back to
Speaker 1: these women in their careers. But no, no, you would
Speaker 1: box audio.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, Oh no no, you would play it like, oh,
Speaker 4: we're gonna interview this huge porn star, like, oh, it's
Speaker 4: the return of jess what's that bitch Jessica and Jamison.
Speaker 1: Oh it's just say Jenna Jamison.
Speaker 3: Jenna Jamison. Yeah, it's the return of Jenna Jamison. We
Speaker 3: got her. It's her day, you've seen, it's her dating,
Speaker 3: it's Shane's last recording. Hear what he's gotta say to
Speaker 3: his son, but live, I forgot.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how we got to black box audio.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't know, man, but that that's oh, that's
Speaker 3: how you can advertise the show with me on it.
Speaker 3: My last recording of audio. It's like, oh, hear this
Speaker 3: man's dying words to his son who he hadn't seen
Speaker 3: for years. All right, let's wut.
Speaker 1: Just racist pedophile.
Speaker 6: I don't give a fuck about your money. My dating
Speaker 6: history consists of all broke guys. I actually don't even
Speaker 6: like rich guys. They have an attitude. They're spoiled brats.
Speaker 6: They don't know anything about real life. I was raised
Speaker 6: on a farm with face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what isn't Worcester.
Speaker 3: Maybe it looks like cheap hot sauce. He did look
Speaker 3: like Loisiana hot sauce.
Speaker 1: Trash, just garbage person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't even look great value. It's like, you know,
Speaker 3: it's the it's you go to the grocery store. That's
Speaker 3: like the you know, the the local grocery store. But
Speaker 3: then instead of buying the fancy expensive groceries, you just
Speaker 3: buy the Kroger brand. You just buy the shit. It's like, dude,
Speaker 3: this is a fancy, expensive store that is trying to
Speaker 3: compete with Walmart. Give them more money. Buy the expensive stuff,
Speaker 3: you know, yeah, exactly. Now I'm jump kidding. I buy
Speaker 3: the cheap sauce. It's all the same shit.
Speaker 1: Nay, I'm selective on certain things. I always try the
Speaker 1: cheaper one, but if it's significantly worse to me, I
Speaker 1: gotta suck it up and get the more expensive one.
Speaker 3: You know where it's really noticeable where catchup?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, ketchup is very distinct.
Speaker 3: Yep, yeah, it's delicate. Man Hunt's ketchup is like right
Speaker 3: off the bat, I'm like, what the fuck's wrong with this?
Speaker 1: I've been buying the no sugar added ketchup. It's like
Speaker 1: that pet butter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little fucking like swizzle stick in there and
Speaker 3: stir it through the squirter.
Speaker 1: We might have to move this because I think I
Speaker 1: want to talk about this on the Patreon.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's a patreon though?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, okay, So Jen surgery.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, your girl she had a surgery. How
Speaker 3: is she? Okay?
Speaker 1: It's not as crazy long of a story as I
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be. So we have to be
Speaker 1: there an hour and a half away at before eight
Speaker 1: am by seven forty five in the morning, So we
Speaker 1: get up at like five thirty and then fall asleep
Speaker 1: till about two and we fucking drive up there. It
Speaker 1: felt like it felt like the lyrics from a ben
Speaker 1: Folds video Getting on the our song, like getting on
Speaker 1: the New Jersey Turnpike to go drive for a neck
Speaker 1: surgery paid for by a lawsuit. Two crazy kids, all
Speaker 1: grown up. I don't know some ben Folds bullshit?
Speaker 3: What you know?
Speaker 1: Did I just crack the formula to ben Folds?
Speaker 3: No, it's it's like you did. I know you're not.
Speaker 3: I know you're not supposed to explain the joke, but
Speaker 3: when you said the joke, I had no idea what
Speaker 3: a ben Fold song sounded like. But then after you
Speaker 3: said those lyrics, I picked out a lot of ben
Speaker 3: Folds songs that I've heard before.
Speaker 1: You really don't know ben Folds, dude.
Speaker 3: I don't listen to shit music. That's like being like, dude,
Speaker 3: you don't know any other hoot E than Blowfish except
Speaker 3: for the what's that one? Song?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: I only want to poopy.
Speaker 1: Ju It's hold on, Hold On, Hold On, what do
Speaker 1: you know this ben Folds song?
Speaker 3: Oh us Darius Rocker, Yes, ye, country as black.
Speaker 1: Boy, All right, this ben Folds you know.
Speaker 3: Ben Folds Brick. Is this from the movie Brick?
Speaker 1: No, it's not from the movie Brick. Ready hold on
Speaker 1: at the beginning, so just let it play. You'll see.
Speaker 3: This is so fun. Why do you Why don't you
Speaker 3: just skip to the nose of the party. This could
Speaker 3: bear here?
Speaker 1: You go right here, right here.
Speaker 2: Damn dafter Christmas, throw some clothes on in the dark.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: I was thinking that this is what I I know,
Speaker 3: I've heard this song before, but I don't like. But
Speaker 3: it's only the slightest little blip of a memory, you know.
Speaker 3: It is such a faint wreck election that if you
Speaker 3: hadn't primed me, it could have played, you know, at
Speaker 3: ninety nine percent of my fool awareness, like while I
Speaker 3: was doing anything else, and I could have been listening
Speaker 3: to it and not realized I've heard it before. But
Speaker 3: here's the thing that's the essence of the ben Folds song,
Speaker 3: And you hit that on the head with those lyrics. Man,
Speaker 3: this is the most elevator ass music ever. Not elevator.
Speaker 3: Elevator is not the right word, because elevator implies like
Speaker 3: a sort of like feel good sensibility. But this is
Speaker 3: the most like background music ever. It is just like
Speaker 3: so dull. To me, I fucking hate this shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well this is how my life felt. That's just
Speaker 1: the point. I was trying to make this a gloomy morning.
Speaker 3: You know. Damn sorry man, your life was fucking going
Speaker 3: wrong that day.
Speaker 1: Here's the chorus, here's you know, the chorus, and then
Speaker 1: I'm fucking done with Ben Folds five. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, oh wait, that's not it. It is wait
Speaker 1: up the stairs.
Speaker 7: Somehow this sounds like this sounds like the songs they
Speaker 7: play every single season when one of the couples breaks up.
Speaker 3: On ninety eight.
Speaker 8: This is this is I bet you, this is all
Speaker 8: all that music is produced that year by some fucking
Speaker 8: way underpaid.
Speaker 3: You know. It's like that. It's like that right above
Speaker 3: public domain ship that you can just get. It's one
Speaker 3: tier above public domain music that's been Folds five.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you you're gonna know the chorus.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, let's see, I'm.
Speaker 1: I'm breaking out, okay, I.
Speaker 3: God damn yeah, what a dull, fucking just an empty song.
Speaker 3: That says, huh, just a nothing track.
Speaker 1: Oh so it felt like it's been folks five zone
Speaker 1: driven there, jumping on the turn. But wow, dude, I
Speaker 1: laughed so hard at the top of my cheeks hurt
Speaker 1: right now. And I don't know if I gave myself
Speaker 1: a stroke. Do I sound like a mumbling worse than
Speaker 1: I normally am?
Speaker 3: Or no, not really, but just let me know if
Speaker 3: your vision is blurred, okay? Uh?
Speaker 1: And we drove up there and then she went in
Speaker 1: for surgery. I dropped her off at eight and my
Speaker 1: plan was like, Okay, I'm going to go to the
Speaker 1: American Dream mall right, it's the what buck is that.
Speaker 3: It's the second biggest where they make the American dollph
Speaker 3: actor girls.
Speaker 1: No, this is the second biggest mall in the country.
Speaker 3: I believe, behind them all of America.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so, or this might be bigger than
Speaker 1: all of America. But this is it.
Speaker 3: Holy shit. It looks like a fucking trunck.
Speaker 1: Resort, indoor water park, indoor ski resort, indoor fucking nice
Speaker 1: ski hill, yeah, ice rink, fucking six different types of
Speaker 1: mini golf statue, statue.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, they got shrubbery too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So if I was gonna go Vegas, no I
Speaker 1: have not.
Speaker 3: Okay, well one day you'll go there when you're you know, Oh,
Speaker 3: Vegas is a different a different thing, like honestly, it's
Speaker 3: really meant for single guys and people with crippling gambling addictions.
Speaker 3: Oh and horse but uh, the so the appeal, a
Speaker 3: lot of the allure of it is gonna wear off
Speaker 3: by the time you go at seventy eight or whenever,
Speaker 3: you know, you get around to it. But there is
Speaker 3: a there's a couple of hotels. I think it's like
Speaker 3: the Venetian and the Caesar's Palace, or maybe it's the
Speaker 3: Bellagio and the Venetian. I know the Venetian is one
Speaker 3: of them. But it's like they're connected by this huge
Speaker 3: shopping plaza where it's like a bunch of like niche stores,
Speaker 3: like they have like a Hollywood memorabilia shop, and then
Speaker 3: they have like an Fao Schwartz, which might be closed now,
Speaker 3: but either way, it always reminded me. It always had
Speaker 3: the essence of the Mall of America, you know, with
Speaker 3: how big and expansive it was, but it's still not
Speaker 3: as big. So it makes me like just I'm it's
Speaker 3: a really kind of a bucket list kind of like
Speaker 3: a fantasy of mine is to visit the Mall of
Speaker 3: America or something close to it.
Speaker 1: You know, well, you know it's fucked up. I never
Speaker 1: realized this King of Prussia Mall is the third biggest
Speaker 1: mall in the country.
Speaker 3: I think I've only been there once and it's for
Speaker 3: like a half hour so my dad could get a
Speaker 3: new cell phone because they didn't have it at Oxford Valley.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think I also went there once and never
Speaker 1: went to the mall. I think I just went to
Speaker 1: King of Prussia with my ex and my friend Nicole
Speaker 1: and her girlfriend.
Speaker 3: Ooh dude, a fourth No, not even fucked those three
Speaker 3: girls with their fucking Sternham indentation and their flat little
Speaker 3: snow caps. What's that going to turn into?
Speaker 1: Right? My jen Jen went in and got the surgery.
Speaker 1: It was all good. She what did she have done?
Speaker 1: She had her C six neck vertebrae removed and replaced.
Speaker 1: Yeah sounds serious, Yeah it was. Yeah, it was pressing
Speaker 1: on her spinal cord for a while. Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So what is she like now? Like? Does she talk like? Ass?
Speaker 3: Is your red eyes a couple of things.
Speaker 1: I thought she was gonna be basically comatose for the
Speaker 1: first week. Everyone has been like, the first week's brutal.
Speaker 1: It's brutal. It's brutal. Take your pain meds, it's brutal.
Speaker 1: Jen's been out since when do we go Friday? So, Saturday, Sunday, Monday,
Speaker 1: three days, four days if you count today. She could
Speaker 1: have taken six pills a day. She got some hydrocodone.
Speaker 1: She could have taken it every four hours, I think,
Speaker 1: or every six hours, so she could have been up
Speaker 1: the four She's taken two totals so far. I'm splitting
Speaker 1: them in half four and in quarters.
Speaker 3: Oh, she's saving them. I think I would.
Speaker 1: That would if she just got mad at me one
Speaker 1: day because I've been encouraged. I'm like, hey, if you're
Speaker 1: in pain, like, no, don't load up on these, but
Speaker 1: don't be afraid to take them if you're in pain either,
Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm fine. I'm like, she's dealing with it.
Speaker 1: She's probably it's great. I was so much more of
Speaker 1: a pussy when it came to my wisdom teeth. I
Speaker 1: cannot tell you. I think we just talked about it recently.
Speaker 3: But I was.
Speaker 1: I was like crying as an adult for to get percoset.
Speaker 1: And then when I was done, I was done. Oh yeah, but.
Speaker 3: Well see that's the thing is like, so you and
Speaker 3: your so, you and your so, is she saving them
Speaker 3: or not to party with?
Speaker 1: No, No, we're gonna trash them at the end.
Speaker 3: What do you mean that's the thing you you and
Speaker 3: your girl don't have understand like your yeah, yeah, sure
Speaker 3: you don't have that kind of like party mindset with
Speaker 3: your your prescriptions to you.
Speaker 1: No, well, my prescriptions are like cholesterol meds.
Speaker 3: So no, I'm sure you can find a way to
Speaker 3: party with it.
Speaker 1: You know how you can party. I have antidepressants. I
Speaker 1: could take a few of those and get like a
Speaker 1: serotonin overdose or whatever it is. I a buzz Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I know what those words are. It's something where you know,
Speaker 1: your body starts pumping too much serotonin.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: Bl Andrew had it once. He had a freak out.
Speaker 3: What a freak out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that happens.
Speaker 3: Sometimes when you take drugs, Like you just deal with it, like, well,
Speaker 3: yeah you can't. Just you just don't be a pussy,
Speaker 3: you know, Like you I got to tell yourself, like
Speaker 3: I'm having a freak out. Hopefully this doesn't last more
Speaker 3: than like twenty minutes, because then I'm gonna run out
Speaker 3: of sweat. I need to go to the hospital and
Speaker 3: get rehydrated intravenously. But the uh, yeah, that's the thing
Speaker 3: about me and my wife and prescription is like we
Speaker 3: we we just have Like so, my wife just got
Speaker 3: a tooth for feelings like broke or fell out or something,
Speaker 3: and she had to go have like I think they like,
Speaker 3: did they take the tooth out and replace?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: They did. What are those things an implant or something
Speaker 3: or a crown.
Speaker 1: Brown maybe maybe something like yeah, okay, all right, she
Speaker 1: had a bad tooth. They put tooth on top, got it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And they gave her they gave her what's it
Speaker 3: called the percocet whatever that is oxy or hydro and
Speaker 3: you know, she took one the day of the procedure,
Speaker 3: and then she had like eleven left in the bottle.
Speaker 3: She saved them all. She took them, you know, five
Speaker 3: in the morning, six at night. It's like, when I
Speaker 3: heard that, I was like, well, yeah, if I didn't
Speaker 3: have such a big problem with those in the past,
Speaker 3: I'd be doing the same thing.
Speaker 1: I held on the hydro No, why do you make scissor.
Speaker 3: Promethazine? Coach?
Speaker 1: It was, I had one promethazine or one whatever. I
Speaker 1: had two bottles of it for real severe cough. I
Speaker 1: held that for a while. I eventually tossed it. I
Speaker 1: was like, did you it was bad? I was cool, Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, you were delayed that. I was like, was
Speaker 1: it bad?
Speaker 3: You want?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, I That's the thing. I experimented with a lot
Speaker 3: of drugs. I'm willing to experiment with a lot of
Speaker 3: shit that I'm not like intimidated by. So for instance,
Speaker 3: like I experienced prescription opiates and how they really do?
Speaker 3: They just hook you so quick once you're given them
Speaker 3: and you're allowed to keep getting them, you want to
Speaker 3: just you want to just your body's like, oh no, no, no,
Speaker 3: it's not enough anymore.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: It's like it's even if the pain might be less,
Speaker 3: like your mind is telling you, like, nah, I think
Speaker 3: I could use a lotle more. It's just like this
Speaker 3: itch for it. You know, it really is quick. It
Speaker 3: was for me at least. So I don't fuck with
Speaker 3: that stuff. But I'm willing to fuck or like I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna do heroin, you know, because of that similar
Speaker 3: chemical substance. But it's like, you know, people are afraid
Speaker 3: of doing acid or something because they're going to hallucinate.
Speaker 3: It's like, motherfucker, I want to hallucinate. Life is terrible.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get away. Yeah, I mean, yes, well,
Speaker 3: I mean, what's the worst it's going to happen. It's
Speaker 3: you know, you're not going to build an addiction to it.
Speaker 3: It's not happen for me. The worst you can do
Speaker 3: is have a twenty minute freak out which lasts a
Speaker 3: thousand years.
Speaker 1: Maybe you could give yourself a heart attack if.
Speaker 3: You have like pre existing conditions. The only thing to
Speaker 3: really be worried about. And I just watched a video
Speaker 3: about this today, which is so like coincidentally. Maybe that's
Speaker 3: why I'm talking about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you brought it up.
Speaker 3: I think I watched a video about that kid. He
Speaker 3: was like eighteen or twenty or something. That kid, he
Speaker 3: was experiencing these religious delusions for a pretty prolonged period,
Speaker 3: for maybe like six months or so, and then he
Speaker 3: killed that guy and his wife in a garage and
Speaker 3: ate their faces.
Speaker 1: Remember that, No, I mean, give me a time period.
Speaker 3: It was thinking it was Florida, like twenty ten or something.
Speaker 3: People were saying it was like it was drugs or something.
Speaker 1: Well, the guy on the side of the highway had
Speaker 1: weed in his system. Well this guy was found in
Speaker 1: a garage, okay, and the guy on the side of
Speaker 1: the highway. Everyone said bath salts. They found no bath salts.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I think bath salts might have been implicated
Speaker 3: in this case as well. But either way, he had
Speaker 3: been smoking marijuana and he might have done some other
Speaker 3: like hallucinogenic stuff. And that's that's the only thing to
Speaker 3: really worry about what those drugs is if you have
Speaker 3: a predisposition to one of those delusional disorders like schizofrenier
Speaker 3: or schizo effective disorder, there's a couple others, then using
Speaker 3: those drugs can actually like activate your symptoms potentially. I
Speaker 3: don't know how how true that is, because I think
Speaker 3: that's like an old finding, but it seems like Sid
Speaker 3: Barrett from Pink Floyd. It seems pretty evident that he
Speaker 3: was already a little weird and eccentric and like showing
Speaker 3: signs of being schizophrenic. Then he got really into acid
Speaker 3: and then like it just it fucked him up so
Speaker 3: bad that even after he was off the acid, he
Speaker 3: was always like hearing shit and seeing shit that wasn't there.
Speaker 3: And that's the only thing to worry about, you know.
Speaker 3: So just like ask your mom, like, hey, the schizophrenia
Speaker 3: run in our family.
Speaker 1: Because I'm gonna do this and I might freak the
Speaker 1: fuck out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm willing to take that risk, even though I
Speaker 3: don't know who my biological data is.
Speaker 1: So I went to the American Dream Mall.
Speaker 3: What did would you ride? The roller coaster?
Speaker 1: So again, I dropped Jen off at eight and she
Speaker 1: goes in the back room the preoperaom.
Speaker 3: Right, that's what they're calling it.
Speaker 1: Now I now have fucking oh, I missed the whole thing.
Speaker 1: We're supposed to talk about something else anyway, I now
Speaker 1: have an endless amount of hours. Who knows how many hours?
Speaker 1: How many until she gets into surgery, how many until recovery?
Speaker 1: Who knows? So I go, all right, cool, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go over to the American Dream Mall. And I drive
Speaker 1: over there and it's eight fifteen and I look and
Speaker 1: they don't open until eleven am.
Speaker 3: Oh balls, dude, that's fucked. What day the week is
Speaker 3: this Friday, Yeah, Friday, oh man. But sometimes J C.
Speaker 3: Penny will open at ten. You can go look at
Speaker 3: the washer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the one washer, the washer. Fucking so yeah, I like,
Speaker 1: I parked in the first parking spot there, and I
Speaker 1: just looked in my car for about three hours before
Speaker 1: I heard more cars coming in and then I.
Speaker 3: That's you're describing prime sleep time though deserted parking lot hot.
Speaker 1: Though it was hot, it's still one problem.
Speaker 3: Got that humidity.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I did have the air on and cooking,
Speaker 1: like I wasn't sweating the whole time. But I don't know,
Speaker 1: it might have looked like I was trying to kill
Speaker 1: myself in the worst parking garage, funneling your exhaust back
Speaker 1: into your car.
Speaker 3: Oh man. Ever, parking Russias are normally cool, you know,
Speaker 3: because they're like concrete and shaded.
Speaker 1: Sure so uh J made of hay. The fucking the
Speaker 1: mall was cool, though it was cool. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of cool stuff. I played some arcade games. They have
Speaker 1: a lot of cool food places. I didn't eat anything.
Speaker 3: Oh man, You didn't make it a cheat day just
Speaker 3: because you're at this special place.
Speaker 1: I would have. I wasn't. I was gonna get some cookies. Uh,
Speaker 1: there was a bang cookies. I'd never heard of them before.
Speaker 3: We have one here. They're so fucking good. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I love that place.
Speaker 1: So I was gonna get that, but I didn't look
Speaker 1: the look of the guy that was touching them. He
Speaker 1: was like this grawny kind of Middle Eastern kid, and
Speaker 1: he looked like angry, but not at the cookies, rather America.
Speaker 1: So I'm just didn't.
Speaker 3: Having the gluttonous, fucking cookie lust that we have. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 3: eat your fuck cookie American.
Speaker 1: So she she got finished, she came out. It was
Speaker 1: I don't even remember five o'clock or something like five pm.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I hung out in the mall for a while, something
Speaker 1: in the car, some more just bullshit. I went to
Speaker 1: Walmart at one point. That was cool.
Speaker 3: That's pathetic, dude, I would have stayed in the mall.
Speaker 1: Uh. To be honest, I hit the Walmart before the mall,
Speaker 1: so I, oh, there you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah so so oh wait, wait, we took the
Speaker 1: rural route home now in New Jersey. That makes an
Speaker 1: hour and a half trip two and a half to
Speaker 1: three hours, yeah double, And we drew We just drove home.
Speaker 1: We drove slow the whole time. I watched her neck,
Speaker 1: and she's actually ten thousand times better than I thought
Speaker 1: she'd be. I thought she was gonna be like I said, basically,
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, we could do like Jordan
Speaker 1: Peterson and just have someone put you in a coma
Speaker 1: until your neck is all recovered. She's got a gnarly
Speaker 1: black and blue mark where the incision is. We just
Speaker 1: took the bandage off today and it's like it looks
Speaker 1: like someone cut her throat.
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, dude. That's so cool though, that when
Speaker 3: you know, like in public, you can you can point
Speaker 3: at that and be like, look how you do that?
Speaker 1: Okay, good, all right, we're gonna wrap this one up.
Speaker 3: Geez mine's smart.
Speaker 1: Where did you decide to cut your wife?
Speaker 3: Oh? She's got to burn? Show me her breasts.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna wrap this one up. Uh your
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Speaker 3: I'm out of here, bimbo.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, you know, always always, you know, I'm
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