Speaker 1: We talked earlier about finding someone's adult toy, and we
Speaker 1: got some text messages in about that. Let's see if
Speaker 1: I can find one. Here's one. My husband is in
Speaker 1: housing maintenance. He recently pulled up somebody's mattress to clean
Speaker 1: a massive water leak while she was standing there and
Speaker 1: accidentally discovered her hiding spot. He said he tried to
Speaker 1: play it off, but said she was very uncomfortable. Suddenly
Speaker 1: I can imagine. Okay, another one. I have a hilarious
Speaker 1: story about finding my mom's dildo when I was a
Speaker 1: high schooler. It goes on for a little while, but
Speaker 1: basically they were looking for the liquor cabinet key, and
Speaker 1: while looking for the key to unlock the storage for
Speaker 1: the liquor cabinet, I found my mom's massive purple and
Speaker 1: pink dildo, which was still vibrating. It's not turned off,
Speaker 1: ex actually vibrating to this point. They haven't been home
Speaker 1: since like yesterday, and I called my brother down. I
Speaker 1: hold it up and I showed it to him and
Speaker 1: we have about died. We were so beside ourselves. Here's
Speaker 1: one of my little up. I guess she picked it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I want to touch it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what you mean. Let's see another one, says.
Speaker 1: My little sister found my mom's once and asked her
Speaker 1: about it. My mom said, oh, that's a battery holder,
Speaker 1: which I thought was a really good answer. Battery holder
Speaker 1: in it. Oh, if you have any stories about that,
Speaker 1: then let me know. Send me an email to Ryan
Speaker 1: Show at katiebat dot com.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the time that I was on the show,
Speaker 2: but I was new to the show, and my dad
Speaker 2: was helping me move The one box that he dropped
Speaker 2: held my vibrator.
Speaker 1: And I knew there was a story about that one.
Speaker 2: Box, and so luckily it was still in its physical
Speaker 2: box that it was held.
Speaker 1: In, didn't come out floor, and it was like.
Speaker 2: A little a little girl like it was anthing wild.
Speaker 2: But I was like, oh my gosh, I watched it
Speaker 2: happen literally like a scene out of a movie in
Speaker 2: slow motion. As I turned around and I set a
Speaker 2: box on and I turn around, I see him drop
Speaker 2: that one and he quickly put the belongings back home
Speaker 2: and we completely ignored it the situation, but yeah, it
Speaker 2: was awkward.
Speaker 1: I just thought of a joke and I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and throw this out there. And you tell me
Speaker 1: whether it's funny. What's more uncomfortable than finding your daughter's
Speaker 1: vibrator finding your son's vibrator. Oh, now, see, that's a joke.
Speaker 1: I just made it up off the top of my head. Now,
Speaker 1: of course you would say, well, maybe your son is gay,
Speaker 1: and then it wouldn't be that big of a surprise.
Speaker 1: I don't care either way. Finding your son's vibrator would
Speaker 1: be really embarrassing, really uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Maybe they are using it though for their partner. Oh
Speaker 2: maybe they have it because of the purpose of their partner.
Speaker 1: Nice. I used to go in Spencer's and I don't
Speaker 1: know if spencer sells vibrators anymore, but when I was
Speaker 1: a like, you know, junior high kid, Spencer's used to
Speaker 1: be the coolest store in the mall because it always
Speaker 1: smelled a little bit like incense. Way in the back
Speaker 1: were posters of girls in bikinis, and then like the
Speaker 1: optic fiber optic lamps and lava lamps, and it was
Speaker 1: just like that. Is it still like exactly like that?
Speaker 3: I went there like last month.
Speaker 1: Yep, okay, and I have been into Spenser's in a
Speaker 1: long time. But when you are, you know, like eleven
Speaker 1: or twelve years old. It is kind of like you
Speaker 1: feel like you shouldn't be in there, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. And it was just really cool. And they
Speaker 1: sold vibrators and I remember there was a warning label
Speaker 1: because I'm old, I was old enough to know kind
Speaker 1: of what they're used for. But it said not to
Speaker 1: be used on unexplained calf pain. And I remember that
Speaker 1: label going, why can't you use it on unexplained calf pain?
Speaker 1: Blood slots? Oh, blood clots?
Speaker 3: Okay, that I mean, that does make sense, Yeah, because
Speaker 3: I don't want to release once on in my calf?
Speaker 3: And yeah it.
Speaker 1: Did you use a vibrator on the calf?
Speaker 3: I did not?
Speaker 1: You did not? Okay, gosh, you should not do that.
Speaker 1: I read that on the warning label and Spencers or right.
Speaker 1: If you got find the vibrator story, then send it
Speaker 1: to me Ryan Show at KTWB dot com. Here we go.
Speaker 1: Don't say my name, Hello, Crue. I've been a listener
Speaker 1: for years. I've always wondered about a few things regarding
Speaker 1: behind the scenes parts of the show. Number one, you
Speaker 1: guys have a way of communicating while on the air
Speaker 1: that we can't hear. Example, instant messaging on your computers,
Speaker 1: holding up a mini whiteboard, etc. All of the above.
Speaker 1: Will send us a text message and say, hey, there's
Speaker 1: a shout out, and he sent us one this morning
Speaker 1: and I forgot to do it. And then we used
Speaker 1: to I bought for Steve one time, a little it
Speaker 1: was kind of like an etch a sketch and you
Speaker 1: would take a little pen and you would write on
Speaker 1: it and then you could clear it with pushing a button.
Speaker 1: So it's like an led kind of a thing. And
Speaker 1: it used to be here, and then I think Steve
Speaker 1: lost it or something. Jenny and I will like, I'll
Speaker 1: write something on the piece of paper and hold it up,
Speaker 1: and that's Jenny and I communicate. Whenever I want to say,
Speaker 1: play a song, I will make a violin gesture. Yeah, okay, Jenny.
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna make this up. But Jenny, when
Speaker 1: she used to sit in the other room, the sign
Speaker 1: for where's Jenny was to cup two giant boobs. You
Speaker 1: know this right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I do. I'm aware.
Speaker 1: So it'd be like, where's Jenny, And because Jenny has
Speaker 1: giant boobs, it would be like cup giant, you know,
Speaker 1: make the cupping sign. Okay, And Steve Steve had really
Speaker 1: fucked up frizzy hair. So I would put my fingers
Speaker 1: above my head and wave my fingers, and that's a
Speaker 1: where Steve. That was where Steve. Yeah, I thought that.
Speaker 2: Stood for like a moose. For some reason, it stood
Speaker 2: for where Steve. But I was under the impression it
Speaker 2: was like a moose and the moose had something to
Speaker 2: do with it.
Speaker 1: No, because Steve used to have like, you know, he's
Speaker 1: bald now because he buzzed all his hair off, but
Speaker 1: when he was newer here he had really messed up
Speaker 1: frezzy and frizzy thinning hair. Are there any other signals?
Speaker 1: There are ways will be communicating.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'll do like a tee to you sometimes
Speaker 2: if I know we need to give away tickets to
Speaker 2: something and you were, I can tell you're about to
Speaker 2: like go to a commercial break, and I'll hold that up. Gosh,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I used to use so many more
Speaker 2: gestures when I sat in the other studio, but I
Speaker 2: can't think of any of them anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, how do you guys go about potentially cutting
Speaker 1: each other off while talking or knowing when it's who's
Speaker 1: turn to talk? In my head, I imagine day, pointing
Speaker 1: to the person when it's their turn to talk. Aha,
Speaker 1: you know, you just kind of get a feel for it.
Speaker 1: And we still do it sometimes, but I think we're
Speaker 1: better than a lot of shows. I used to make
Speaker 1: fun of the view because the view all would talk.
Speaker 1: The women on the view would all talk over each other,
Speaker 1: and they would try to shout each other down, and
Speaker 1: I found that really annoying. Then we used to do
Speaker 1: a bit where we all talked at the same time,
Speaker 1: and then we would all stop and I would say
Speaker 1: something really appropriate, inappropriate, So let's try that. So we're
Speaker 1: all talking about something at the same time, we're each other,
Speaker 1: and then I would say, Grandma, I love to be fisted,
Speaker 1: so you know what I mean. So, and it was
Speaker 1: just kind of like, yeah, that was a bit bit.
Speaker 2: That was the best you could think of this time.
Speaker 2: Grandma loved to be fisted. Yeah, you are filthy.
Speaker 1: Well, let's try it again. Let's try it again. Okay,
Speaker 1: So walk around and then all of a sudden, I
Speaker 1: look and then Grandma's over there being fisted.
Speaker 3: Okay, the same one, Yeah, the one.
Speaker 1: But you get the idea. You say something shocking at
Speaker 1: the end.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: Okay, how do you let the person talking no to
Speaker 1: wrap it up? We actually do have like a wrap
Speaker 1: it up kind of a sign, and I try not
Speaker 1: to use it too much because Jenny uses it a
Speaker 1: lot when we recording we got to take a break
Speaker 1: or whatever, but Jenny will do put her finger in
Speaker 1: the air and spin it in circles like wrap it up,
Speaker 1: like yeah, kind of yeah. And then I'll also point
Speaker 1: out my watch sometimes, like the Daily Bailey's going too
Speaker 1: long or gets long winded, I'll point out my watch.
Speaker 1: I think the wrap it up sign is a little
Speaker 1: bit rude because I had somebody do that to me
Speaker 1: one time and it really annoyed me. They were a
Speaker 1: promotions director and we were doing a show live somewhere
Speaker 1: and he got bored with what we were talking about,
Speaker 1: so he gave us the wrap it up sign, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, who buck are you? I need to give
Speaker 1: us the wrap it up sign? Anyway? Dave, do you
Speaker 1: stand the entire show? Every live stream? I've seen your standing. Yes,
Speaker 1: I do. I'm standing up right now.
Speaker 3: Why do you have a reason Because I.
Speaker 1: Can reach things easier because that way I don't have
Speaker 1: to roll my chair back and forth.
Speaker 2: I feel like you also do it for energy purposes,
Speaker 2: like I dooking and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think that. Somebody once told me they said,
Speaker 1: stand up when you're on an important phone call, because
Speaker 1: you'll sound more energized and alert. And finally, how does
Speaker 1: Jenny know who is on the phone if vont answered
Speaker 1: the call, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, like the computer, I think, yeah a lot
Speaker 2: of times, No, a lot of times I'm the one
Speaker 2: who might have answered the call because Sponn's busy doing
Speaker 2: something else. So then Dave will be like, oh, who's
Speaker 2: on the phone, So I will tell him, or I
Speaker 2: set up all the callers, like when we have someone
Speaker 2: for group therapy, I'm the person who's emailing back and
Speaker 2: forth between me and that person to set them up
Speaker 2: to be on the phone. So Dave will be like, oh,
Speaker 2: who's the caller on for group therapy? And then I
Speaker 2: tell them the name. So that's probably what they're talking about.
Speaker 1: Hey, really interesting questions. Thank you, And I won't say
Speaker 1: your name, but I will send you a staff writer sticker.
Speaker 1: Let's do another one. Morning Homies was listened to the
Speaker 1: pod the other day. Jenny was talking about van life
Speaker 1: and the shower situation. Not sure she knows this, but
Speaker 1: if you fuel at truck stops with their loyalty cards,
Speaker 1: Basically she goes on with some really good information about
Speaker 1: how to get a shower at a truck stop. And
Speaker 1: I'm not going to read the entire email because it
Speaker 1: really only appeals to Jenny, but I will forward that
Speaker 1: to you. And then on another note, I packed up
Speaker 1: my Minnesota roots and moved to the East Coast. And
Speaker 1: I'm so freaking happy that iHeart lets me still listen
Speaker 1: to you while I truck up and down the East Coast.
Speaker 1: I lived in my comfort zone for far too long,
Speaker 1: and it was time for me to take the leap
Speaker 1: and push myself to do the unknown. Also signed up
Speaker 1: to take flying lessons so I can hopefully one day
Speaker 1: buy my own plane and fly home to Minnesota for
Speaker 1: the holidays. That is from Christy. Christy, that is awesome.
Speaker 1: I love that you're taking flying lessons. Yes, it was
Speaker 1: this time of the year that I started taking flying lessons.
Speaker 1: I think late August, around maybe September, and I was
Speaker 1: soloing by like January, I'm sorry November fifth or so.
Speaker 3: Wow, that was fast.
Speaker 1: It was pretty quick. Yeah, And if you want to
Speaker 1: take flying lessons. I will recommend Thunderbird Aviation because I
Speaker 1: was just out there the other day. One thing that's
Speaker 1: on my weekend in five photos, you get a chance
Speaker 1: take a look. My friend nurse Wendy, who's on the
Speaker 1: show once in a while, lives with her boyfriend down
Speaker 1: by red Wing. And I said, send me a Google
Speaker 1: Maps view of your home and I will find it
Speaker 1: and fly over it if you're going to be home
Speaker 1: on Saturday. So she sent me a Google Band's view
Speaker 1: of her home farmhouse, middle of nowhere, red Wing and
Speaker 1: I found it and I flew over it, and she's like,
Speaker 1: and I was texting her and she was in the
Speaker 1: backyard waving a yellow hoodie. And if you go on
Speaker 1: my weekend in five photos, you can actually see a
Speaker 1: teeny teeny tiny little windy waving a yellow hoodie.
Speaker 3: Ah, so I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: Look, I did it.
Speaker 3: I did message you, Eric, texted you and I said
Speaker 3: when can we go find and he never responded to me.
Speaker 1: I think it was one of those where I got
Speaker 1: it and then mental respond you want you would go, oh, absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love to take you up. Okay, all right, on
Speaker 1: of the emails, let's click the right tab. The best
Speaker 1: part of the Minnesota Goodbye is when Dave is trying
Speaker 1: to find the right tab.
Speaker 3: That's my favorite party.
Speaker 1: Okay, they're there, there, there, and let's try this one.
Speaker 1: I really like it, but I might save it for
Speaker 1: the radio. Why don't you go ahead and read it
Speaker 1: to you now too, Okay. Scary thing that happened to
Speaker 1: me this weekend driving through a neighborhood north of downtown
Speaker 1: Saint Paul to go to a birthday party. My friend
Speaker 1: was driving and said ninety four was closed, so we
Speaker 1: were diverted north of the downtown area. The neighborhood we
Speaker 1: drove through it was no means full of mansions, but
Speaker 1: it remind to me of like working class neighborhoods I
Speaker 1: lived in myself. And it's broad daylight. So we drive
Speaker 1: by a car on the side of the road, the
Speaker 1: driver standing outside of the vehicle waving us down with
Speaker 1: a gas can. My friend the driver rolled down the
Speaker 1: window and the driver said he ran out of gas
Speaker 1: and needed to ride to the gas station. He's very
Speaker 1: friendly and nice and looked like there was a kid
Speaker 1: in the sedan waiting. We'd only see the top of
Speaker 1: the head the mom and me wanted to help immediately,
Speaker 1: and my friend, a mail over six feet tall, offered cash.
Speaker 1: The man with a gas can said he just needed
Speaker 1: to ride to get to the gas station. We looked
Speaker 1: up the closest station on my phone and saw it
Speaker 1: was three minutes away. Now I am way more trusting
Speaker 1: than with my friend, way more trusting than my friend,
Speaker 1: I think, so I thought we should just give him
Speaker 1: and the kid a ride, but my friend was smart
Speaker 1: and said no. We decided to call an uber to
Speaker 1: pick him up. While we were waiting for the uber,
Speaker 1: my Spidey sense went up and I said we should
Speaker 1: roll up the windows and lock the door. Once we
Speaker 1: had the uber settled, we told them coming and we
Speaker 1: texted the uber driver to let him know the situation.
Speaker 1: The gas can guy was so gracious and thankful and
Speaker 1: made me feel silly for feeling unsafe. We wished him
Speaker 1: luck and finished our drive to the brewery. We ride
Speaker 1: to the brewery and as we're walking in, my friend's
Speaker 1: phone beep with a notification from the uber that the
Speaker 1: driver the rider the rider had refused the ride. So,
Speaker 1: in other words, the uber gets there, yeah, the passenger's like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want it. My husband was waiting at the
Speaker 1: brewery and was like, yeah, you guys avoided being carjacked. WHOA.
Speaker 1: Thinking back, I think I just assumed the person in
Speaker 1: the car to be a child, but was likely someone
Speaker 1: waiting to help him out. More than anything, the situation
Speaker 1: made me sad. I am not a Karen. I lived
Speaker 1: much in my life in neighborhoods like this, when you
Speaker 1: minor ow business and people mind theirs. I never felt
Speaker 1: unsafe and didn't this day, except when my spidey sense
Speaker 1: went up. All this is to say, I wish we
Speaker 1: could be more trusted me want to make sure what
Speaker 1: the people are safe. I still believe the world is
Speaker 1: a good place and people are mostly doing their best.
Speaker 1: I hate that we live in a world while people
Speaker 1: do end up in desperate situations and take advantage of others.
Speaker 1: But this was a good reminder it's okay to keep
Speaker 1: yourself safe and be kind and help make the world
Speaker 1: a safe place for everyone. Just wanted to share this
Speaker 1: story in case it is something you want to share
Speaker 1: with your readers. That's funny, we're listeners, but I know
Speaker 1: what you mean. I always appreciate when you alert us
Speaker 1: to scams. And things. Thanks for making a daze. It
Speaker 1: is so fun to have a full house in the studio. Again,
Speaker 1: I would say, always there on the side of caution.
Speaker 1: Always never stop for people like that. Don't just always
Speaker 1: assume it's a scam. It's kind of like when you
Speaker 1: get a suspicious email that says click here, always assume
Speaker 1: it's a scam. If he's stuck by the side of
Speaker 1: the road and he doesn't have gas, tough shit. Ye,
Speaker 1: And I don't mean it sound he can walk to
Speaker 1: get gas, he can wait for somebody else, but it
Speaker 1: ain't going to be me. I don't want it to
Speaker 1: be my son, my daughter, Bailey, Jenny vond for Susan.
Speaker 1: Tough shit.
Speaker 3: I feel like two in that situation. Like I wouldn't
Speaker 3: have stopped anyway, But like if if I was in
Speaker 3: the same exact situation, instead of calling an uber, I
Speaker 3: would have taken the gas can, gone to fill it
Speaker 3: up with like, you know, three dollars worth of gas,
Speaker 3: and then come back and give him the gas versus
Speaker 3: ordering an uber, because then I feel like I would
Speaker 3: be putting the uber in a bad situation.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I didn't really think about that either, because.
Speaker 3: Like it's a good thing. They refused the uber because
Speaker 3: they could have just carjacked the uber.
Speaker 1: Well, right, right, we're just subbing.
Speaker 3: One car for another car. So like I where I'm
Speaker 3: not saying that like this person was a carjacker, because
Speaker 3: then they could have just carjacked the uber. But they
Speaker 3: didn't carjack the Uber. Maybe they were just like, you
Speaker 3: know what, I don't need the Uber. I'll just walk
Speaker 3: or something, because I mean, you could still potentially give
Speaker 3: them the benefit of doubt either way. But I would
Speaker 3: have just taken the gas can, filled it up with gas,
Speaker 3: and then brought it back and be like, here you
Speaker 3: go by.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, I think you're nicer than I
Speaker 1: would have been. I would. It's kind of like with me.
Speaker 1: I don't give money to people begging at street corners.
Speaker 1: I don't give money to people holding the sign that
Speaker 1: says anything helps at the end of the exit ramp.
Speaker 1: I just don't because I figure, you know, somebody told
Speaker 1: me that there is somebody who does that. In chan Hassen,
Speaker 1: they make about one thousand dollars a day. Well, they
Speaker 1: stand at a street corner. They make a thousand dollars
Speaker 1: a day, and you can't stay in the same place,
Speaker 1: because if Helen comes by in her range rover, and
Speaker 1: Helen rolls down the window and gives you a five
Speaker 1: dollar bill and sees you there the next day, she's
Speaker 1: not going to give you five dollars every day.
Speaker 3: Run Their sign says something specific like I need seventeen
Speaker 3: dollars and fifty three cents for insulin, but it says
Speaker 3: that again the next day.
Speaker 1: Right. I never just never do. The last one I
Speaker 1: did was probably three years ago. I was getting off
Speaker 1: a highway fifty five up in Plymouth from four ninety four,
Speaker 1: and there was a woman who just looked disheveled. She
Speaker 1: reminded me and my sister Donna. She didn't look like,
Speaker 1: you know, somebody who put on a pair of old
Speaker 1: sweatpants and dirty shoes. She really looked disheveled and like
Speaker 1: not a lot going good for. So I gave her
Speaker 1: twenty bucks because I thought, you know what, even if
Speaker 1: she is a scammer, she really looks like she could
Speaker 1: use it. But I just don't.
Speaker 3: I give them food.
Speaker 1: Do you like, where do you have food in your car?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sometimes I go to like Costco and get like
Speaker 3: just a box of granola bars and I'm like, you
Speaker 3: guys want a granola bar? If they say no, then
Speaker 3: I'll be like okay, then bye, But I give them food.
Speaker 1: What do you do, Jenny, I don't do anything.
Speaker 2: I know that. Andrews tried to give people food before too,
Speaker 2: and they've been like, no, I want cash and then
Speaker 2: he's like, you know what, then screw you.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Then if you don't want the food, then you're
Speaker 3: really not anything helps. Or if it says hungry, anything
Speaker 3: helps and I offer you food and you say no,
Speaker 3: then clearly you're not hungry.
Speaker 1: And that is all the time we have for today's
Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye. I got to clean out the email box.
Speaker 1: The email boxes a jumble of shit. It is awful.
Speaker 1: So I got to clean that out. And so uh
Speaker 1: because I think I'm missing emails that people send because
Speaker 1: there's such a cacophony of emails in there. Send those
Speaker 1: to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.