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<v Speaker 1>We talked earlier about finding someone's adult toy, and we

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<v Speaker 1>got some text messages in about that. Let's see if

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<v Speaker 1>I can find one. Here's one. My husband is in

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<v Speaker 1>housing maintenance. He recently pulled up somebody's mattress to clean

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<v Speaker 1>a massive water leak while she was standing there and

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<v Speaker 1>accidentally discovered her hiding spot. He said he tried to

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<v Speaker 1>play it off, but said she was very uncomfortable. Suddenly

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<v Speaker 1>I can imagine. Okay, another one. I have a hilarious

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<v Speaker 1>story about finding my mom's dildo when I was a

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<v Speaker 1>high schooler. It goes on for a little while, but

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<v Speaker 1>basically they were looking for the liquor cabinet key, and

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<v Speaker 1>while looking for the key to unlock the storage for

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<v Speaker 1>the liquor cabinet, I found my mom's massive purple and

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<v Speaker 1>pink dildo, which was still vibrating. It's not turned off,

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<v Speaker 1>ex actually vibrating to this point. They haven't been home

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<v Speaker 1>since like yesterday, and I called my brother down. I

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<v Speaker 1>hold it up and I showed it to him and

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<v Speaker 1>we have about died. We were so beside ourselves. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>one of my little up. I guess she picked it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, I want to touch it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know what you mean. Let's see another one, says.

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<v Speaker 1>My little sister found my mom's once and asked her

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<v Speaker 1>about it. My mom said, oh, that's a battery holder,

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<v Speaker 1>which I thought was a really good answer. Battery holder

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<v Speaker 1>in it. Oh, if you have any stories about that,

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<v Speaker 1>then let me know. Send me an email to Ryan

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<v Speaker 1>Show at katiebat dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember the time that I was on the show,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was new to the show, and my dad

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<v Speaker 2>was helping me move The one box that he dropped

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<v Speaker 2>held my vibrator.

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<v Speaker 1>And I knew there was a story about that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Box, and so luckily it was still in its physical

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<v Speaker 2>box that it was held.

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<v Speaker 1>In, didn't come out floor, and it was like.

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<v Speaker 2>A little a little girl like it was anthing wild.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was like, oh my gosh, I watched it

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<v Speaker 2>happen literally like a scene out of a movie in

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<v Speaker 2>slow motion. As I turned around and I set a

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<v Speaker 2>box on and I turn around, I see him drop

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<v Speaker 2>that one and he quickly put the belongings back home

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<v Speaker 2>and we completely ignored it the situation, but yeah, it

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<v Speaker 2>was awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought of a joke and I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and throw this out there. And you tell me

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<v Speaker 1>whether it's funny. What's more uncomfortable than finding your daughter's

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<v Speaker 1>vibrator finding your son's vibrator. Oh, now, see, that's a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>I just made it up off the top of my head. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>of course you would say, well, maybe your son is gay,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it wouldn't be that big of a surprise.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care either way. Finding your son's vibrator would

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<v Speaker 1>be really embarrassing, really uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they are using it though for their partner. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>maybe they have it because of the purpose of their partner.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice. I used to go in Spencer's and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if spencer sells vibrators anymore, but when I was

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<v Speaker 1>a like, you know, junior high kid, Spencer's used to

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<v Speaker 1>be the coolest store in the mall because it always

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<v Speaker 1>smelled a little bit like incense. Way in the back

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<v Speaker 1>were posters of girls in bikinis, and then like the

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<v Speaker 1>optic fiber optic lamps and lava lamps, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>just like that. Is it still like exactly like that?

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<v Speaker 3>I went there like last month.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, okay, and I have been into Spenser's in a

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<v Speaker 1>long time. But when you are, you know, like eleven

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<v Speaker 1>or twelve years old. It is kind of like you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you shouldn't be in there, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. And it was just really cool. And they

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<v Speaker 1>sold vibrators and I remember there was a warning label

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm old, I was old enough to know kind

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<v Speaker 1>of what they're used for. But it said not to

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<v Speaker 1>be used on unexplained calf pain. And I remember that

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<v Speaker 1>label going, why can't you use it on unexplained calf pain?

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<v Speaker 1>Blood slots? Oh, blood clots?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that I mean, that does make sense, Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to release once on in my calf?

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah it.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you use a vibrator on the calf?

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<v Speaker 3>I did not?

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<v Speaker 1>You did not? Okay, gosh, you should not do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I read that on the warning label and Spencers or right.

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<v Speaker 1>If you got find the vibrator story, then send it

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<v Speaker 1>to me Ryan Show at KTWB dot com. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't say my name, Hello, Crue. I've been a listener

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<v Speaker 1>for years. I've always wondered about a few things regarding

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<v Speaker 1>behind the scenes parts of the show. Number one, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys have a way of communicating while on the air

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<v Speaker 1>that we can't hear. Example, instant messaging on your computers,

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<v Speaker 1>holding up a mini whiteboard, etc. All of the above.

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<v Speaker 1>Will send us a text message and say, hey, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a shout out, and he sent us one this morning

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<v Speaker 1>and I forgot to do it. And then we used

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<v Speaker 1>to I bought for Steve one time, a little it

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of like an etch a sketch and you

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<v Speaker 1>would take a little pen and you would write on

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<v Speaker 1>it and then you could clear it with pushing a button.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like an led kind of a thing. And

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<v Speaker 1>it used to be here, and then I think Steve

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<v Speaker 1>lost it or something. Jenny and I will like, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>write something on the piece of paper and hold it up,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's Jenny and I communicate. Whenever I want to say,

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<v Speaker 1>play a song, I will make a violin gesture. Yeah, okay, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not gonna make this up. But Jenny, when

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<v Speaker 1>she used to sit in the other room, the sign

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<v Speaker 1>for where's Jenny was to cup two giant boobs. You

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<v Speaker 1>know this right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I do. I'm aware.

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<v Speaker 1>So it'd be like, where's Jenny, And because Jenny has

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<v Speaker 1>giant boobs, it would be like cup giant, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>make the cupping sign. Okay, And Steve Steve had really

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<v Speaker 1>fucked up frizzy hair. So I would put my fingers

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<v Speaker 1>above my head and wave my fingers, and that's a

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<v Speaker 1>where Steve. That was where Steve. Yeah, I thought that.

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<v Speaker 2>Stood for like a moose. For some reason, it stood

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<v Speaker 2>for where Steve. But I was under the impression it

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<v Speaker 2>was like a moose and the moose had something to

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<v Speaker 2>do with it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because Steve used to have like, you know, he's

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<v Speaker 1>bald now because he buzzed all his hair off, but

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<v Speaker 1>when he was newer here he had really messed up

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<v Speaker 1>frezzy and frizzy thinning hair. Are there any other signals?

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<v Speaker 1>There are ways will be communicating.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'll do like a tee to you sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>if I know we need to give away tickets to

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<v Speaker 2>something and you were, I can tell you're about to

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<v Speaker 2>like go to a commercial break, and I'll hold that up. Gosh,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I used to use so many more

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<v Speaker 2>gestures when I sat in the other studio, but I

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<v Speaker 2>can't think of any of them anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Uh, how do you guys go about potentially cutting

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<v Speaker 1>each other off while talking or knowing when it's who's

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<v Speaker 1>turn to talk? In my head, I imagine day, pointing

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<v Speaker 1>to the person when it's their turn to talk. Aha,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you just kind of get a feel for it.

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<v Speaker 1>And we still do it sometimes, but I think we're

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<v Speaker 1>better than a lot of shows. I used to make

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<v Speaker 1>fun of the view because the view all would talk.

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<v Speaker 1>The women on the view would all talk over each other,

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<v Speaker 1>and they would try to shout each other down, and

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<v Speaker 1>I found that really annoying. Then we used to do

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<v Speaker 1>a bit where we all talked at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we would all stop and I would say

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<v Speaker 1>something really appropriate, inappropriate, So let's try that. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>all talking about something at the same time, we're each other,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I would say, Grandma, I love to be fisted,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know what I mean. So, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of like, yeah, that was a bit bit.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the best you could think of this time.

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<v Speaker 2>Grandma loved to be fisted. Yeah, you are filthy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's try it again. Let's try it again. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So walk around and then all of a sudden, I

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<v Speaker 1>look and then Grandma's over there being fisted.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, the same one, Yeah, the one.

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<v Speaker 1>But you get the idea. You say something shocking at

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, how do you let the person talking no to

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<v Speaker 1>wrap it up? We actually do have like a wrap

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<v Speaker 1>it up kind of a sign, and I try not

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<v Speaker 1>to use it too much because Jenny uses it a

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<v Speaker 1>lot when we recording we got to take a break

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, but Jenny will do put her finger in

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<v Speaker 1>the air and spin it in circles like wrap it up,

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah, kind of yeah. And then I'll also point

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<v Speaker 1>out my watch sometimes, like the Daily Bailey's going too

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<v Speaker 1>long or gets long winded, I'll point out my watch.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the wrap it up sign is a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit rude because I had somebody do that to me

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<v Speaker 1>one time and it really annoyed me. They were a

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<v Speaker 1>promotions director and we were doing a show live somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>and he got bored with what we were talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>so he gave us the wrap it up sign, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, who buck are you? I need to give

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<v Speaker 1>us the wrap it up sign? Anyway? Dave, do you

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<v Speaker 1>stand the entire show? Every live stream? I've seen your standing. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I do. I'm standing up right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you have a reason Because I.

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<v Speaker 1>Can reach things easier because that way I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you also do it for energy purposes,

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<v Speaker 2>like I dooking and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just think that. Somebody once told me they said,

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<v Speaker 1>stand up when you're on an important phone call, because

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<v Speaker 1>you'll sound more energized and alert. And finally, how does

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny know who is on the phone if vont answered

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<v Speaker 1>the call, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know, like the computer, I think, yeah a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of times, No, a lot of times I'm the one

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<v Speaker 2>who might have answered the call because Sponn's busy doing

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<v Speaker 2>something else. So then Dave will be like, oh, who's

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<v Speaker 2>on the phone, So I will tell him, or I

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<v Speaker 2>set up all the callers, like when we have someone

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<v Speaker 2>for group therapy, I'm the person who's emailing back and

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<v Speaker 2>forth between me and that person to set them up

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<v Speaker 2>to be on the phone. So Dave will be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>who's the caller on for group therapy? And then I

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<v Speaker 2>tell them the name. So that's probably what they're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, really interesting questions. Thank you, And I won't say

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<v Speaker 1>your name, but I will send you a staff writer sticker.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do another one. Morning Homies was listened to the

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<v Speaker 1>pod the other day. Jenny was talking about van life

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<v Speaker 1>and the shower situation. Not sure she knows this, but

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<v Speaker 1>if you fuel at truck stops with their loyalty cards,

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<v Speaker 1>Basically she goes on with some really good information about

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<v Speaker 1>how to get a shower at a truck stop. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to read the entire email because it

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<v Speaker 1>really only appeals to Jenny, but I will forward that

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<v Speaker 1>to you. And then on another note, I packed up

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<v Speaker 1>my Minnesota roots and moved to the East Coast. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so freaking happy that iHeart lets me still listen

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<v Speaker 1>to you while I truck up and down the East Coast.

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<v Speaker 1>I lived in my comfort zone for far too long,

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<v Speaker 1>I love that you're taking flying lessons. Yes, it was

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<v Speaker 1>It was pretty quick. Yeah, And if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>I found it and I flew over it, and she's like,

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, so I'm gonna go.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I did it.

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<v Speaker 3>I did message you, Eric, texted you and I said

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<v Speaker 1>I love to take you up. Okay, all right, on

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<v Speaker 1>of the emails, let's click the right tab. The best

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<v Speaker 3>That's my favorite party.

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<v Speaker 1>I really like it, but I might save it for

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<v Speaker 1>the radio. Why don't you go ahead and read it

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<v Speaker 1>to you now too, Okay. Scary thing that happened to

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<v Speaker 1>and needed to ride to the gas station. He's very

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<v Speaker 1>and my friend, a mail over six feet tall, offered cash.

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<v Speaker 1>The man with a gas can said he just needed

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<v Speaker 1>to ride to get to the gas station. We looked

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<v Speaker 1>was three minutes away. Now I am way more trusting

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<v Speaker 1>than with my friend, way more trusting than my friend,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, so I thought we should just give him

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<v Speaker 1>and said no. We decided to call an uber to

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<v Speaker 1>my Spidey sense went up and I said we should

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<v Speaker 1>roll up the windows and lock the door. Once we

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<v Speaker 1>texted the uber driver to let him know the situation.

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<v Speaker 1>The gas can guy was so gracious and thankful and

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<v Speaker 1>luck and finished our drive to the brewery. We ride

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<v Speaker 1>to the brewery and as we're walking in, my friend's

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<v Speaker 1>phone beep with a notification from the uber that the

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<v Speaker 1>driver the rider the rider had refused the ride. So,

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<v Speaker 1>in other words, the uber gets there, yeah, the passenger's like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want it. My husband was waiting at the

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<v Speaker 1>brewery and was like, yeah, you guys avoided being carjacked. WHOA.

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<v Speaker 1>Thinking back, I think I just assumed the person in

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<v Speaker 1>the car to be a child, but was likely someone

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<v Speaker 1>waiting to help him out. More than anything, the situation

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<v Speaker 1>made me sad. I am not a Karen. I lived

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<v Speaker 1>much in my life in neighborhoods like this, when you

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<v Speaker 1>minor ow business and people mind theirs. I never felt

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<v Speaker 1>went up. All this is to say, I wish we

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<v Speaker 1>could be more trusted me want to make sure what

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<v Speaker 1>the people are safe. I still believe the world is

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<v Speaker 1>I hate that we live in a world while people

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<v Speaker 1>do end up in desperate situations and take advantage of others.

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<v Speaker 1>But this was a good reminder it's okay to keep

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<v Speaker 1>yourself safe and be kind and help make the world

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<v Speaker 1>a safe place for everyone. Just wanted to share this

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<v Speaker 1>story in case it is something you want to share

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<v Speaker 1>with your readers. That's funny, we're listeners, but I know

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<v Speaker 1>what you mean. I always appreciate when you alert us

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<v Speaker 1>to scams. And things. Thanks for making a daze. It

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<v Speaker 1>is so fun to have a full house in the studio. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, always there on the side of caution.

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<v Speaker 1>Always never stop for people like that. Don't just always

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<v Speaker 1>assume it's a scam. It's kind of like when you

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<v Speaker 1>get a suspicious email that says click here, always assume

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<v Speaker 1>it's a scam. If he's stuck by the side of

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<v Speaker 1>the road and he doesn't have gas, tough shit. Ye,

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't mean it sound he can walk to

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<v Speaker 1>get gas, he can wait for somebody else, but it

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<v Speaker 1>ain't going to be me. I don't want it to

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<v Speaker 1>be my son, my daughter, Bailey, Jenny vond for Susan.

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<v Speaker 1>Tough shit.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like two in that situation. Like I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>have stopped anyway, But like if if I was in

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<v Speaker 3>the same exact situation, instead of calling an uber, I

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<v Speaker 3>would have taken the gas can, gone to fill it

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<v Speaker 3>up with like, you know, three dollars worth of gas,

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<v Speaker 3>and then come back and give him the gas versus

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<v Speaker 3>ordering an uber, because then I feel like I would

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I didn't really think about that either, because.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it's a good thing. They refused the uber because

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<v Speaker 3>they could have just carjacked the uber.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, right, right, we're just subbing.

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<v Speaker 3>One car for another car. So like I where I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not saying that like this person was a carjacker, because

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<v Speaker 3>then they could have just carjacked the uber. But they

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<v Speaker 3>didn't carjack the Uber. Maybe they were just like, you

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<v Speaker 3>know what, I don't need the Uber. I'll just walk

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<v Speaker 3>or something, because I mean, you could still potentially give

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<v Speaker 3>have just taken the gas can, filled it up with gas,

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<v Speaker 3>and then brought it back and be like, here you

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what, I think you're nicer than I

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<v Speaker 1>would have been. I would. It's kind of like with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give money to people begging at street corners.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't because I figure, you know, somebody told

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<v Speaker 1>they make about one thousand dollars a day. Well, they

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<v Speaker 1>a day, and you can't stay in the same place,

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<v Speaker 3>Run Their sign says something specific like I need seventeen

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<v Speaker 3>dollars and fifty three cents for insulin, but it says

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<v Speaker 1>Right. I never just never do. The last one I

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<v Speaker 1>and there was a woman who just looked disheveled. She

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<v Speaker 1>reminded me and my sister Donna. She didn't look like,

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<v Speaker 3>I give them food.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like, where do you have food in your car?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Sometimes I go to like Costco and get like

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<v Speaker 3>just a box of granola bars and I'm like, you

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<v Speaker 3>guys want a granola bar? If they say no, then

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be like okay, then bye, But I give them food.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do, Jenny, I don't do anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that. Andrews tried to give people food before too,

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<v Speaker 2>and they've been like, no, I want cash and then

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, you know what, then screw you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Then if you don't want the food, then you're

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<v Speaker 3>really not anything helps. Or if it says hungry, anything

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<v Speaker 3>helps and I offer you food and you say no,

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<v Speaker 3>then clearly you're not hungry.

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<v Speaker 1>And that is all the time we have for today's

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota Goodbye. I got to clean out the email box.

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<v Speaker 1>The email boxes a jumble of shit. It is awful.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got to clean that out. And so uh

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<v Speaker 1>because I think I'm missing emails that people send because

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<v Speaker 1>to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.
