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and we just talked about it. I was there.
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Speaker 1: All right, Hey, let's get into Monday Night Raw, May
twenty ninth, two thousand and six. Yes, yes, you asked
for it, you will receive it.
Speaker 2: Like I mean, like I feel like I'm being punished,
for the audience's joy of two thousand and six raw, Like,
how often is it that we're this close in proximity
from one date to another. We watched the beginning of May.
Now we're watching the end of May two thousand and six,
all because of fake came Now.
Speaker 1: Don't be confused. The fake Cane thing was a May
nineteenth thing, yes, but fake Caine did not show up
until May twenty ninth on this raw.
Speaker 2: Which is like a very like there was a show
on May nineteenth, there was SmackDown. They could have did
this whole angle there. They could have moved Caane to
SmackDown for this whole deal. But instead fake Cane just
shows up late, which is actually even funnier when you
find out it's this.
Speaker 1: This is a hot raw angle. SmackDown doesn't get to
get this one.
Speaker 2: We're lucky, James, because.
Speaker 1: You have SmackDown John Hide and right now. Since John
Hiding right to smack down, now, go.
Speaker 2: And give that man chocolate? Or is he gone already?
He might already be done.
Speaker 1: He probably is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think John right. Bring John right back now
on SmackDown, right now, dude. January seventeen, two and six,
they released Hide and Reich.
Speaker 1: Wow this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a big year. They make a lot of
changes here as you mentioned, you know, angles on raw here,
I mean, thank god, James, we're smack dab in the
middle of so many hot angles in the WWE at
one time here on this episode.
Speaker 1: We're reaching a boiling point.
Speaker 2: Well before we get into this just fantastic episode of
Monday Night Rowl, let's talk about what was going on
in the wad wrestling at the time with the wrestlingum
Server newsletter. A lot of drama James has been unfolding here.
As we talk about the Observer, May twenty ninth, two
thousand and six, Meltzer writes, things are going crazy in
the WI and this is he's not even talking about
Hyde and Rich getting fired to January, like we're past that.
How much crazy you are gonna get?
Speaker 1: Time moves so fast? Man, Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 2: One day a man with chocolate all over his face
is celebrating God by television screed with Road Warrior Animal
and the next day he's gone, holy man, Well, things
are crazy in the w W right now. James, with
injuries and burnout affecting much of the roster, fights breaking
out SmackDown. Ratings plunging badly because we fired John heyden Rech,
yet House show Business seemingly strong, and EA said to
be about to be launched with almost nothing finalizing plans.
It can only be described as nobody knows what is
going to happen next, major booking plans changed by the minutes,
and nobody knows what is going on and what is
going to happen in the next two paper of events
that are just a few weeks away. Now does this show,
oh James, do you because I feel like this is
very off course here? Did this raw feel just unorganized
to you? Because I don't this felt like a mission
statement this episode?
Speaker 1: Well, I think the biggest thing that caught my eye
on this episode was Vince McMahon, who came out a lot.
I mean, he had a lot of talking on this show, yes,
and it did not ever seem like he gave one
singular fuck about what he was saying. It was almost
like he was just trying to pop himself the entire
time he was out there.
Speaker 2: It definitely felt like somebody was like, dude, Vince, you
got to get back on TV. Like somethings, this is
like I don't know we need you on this episode
a lot, like we don't got anything, and he said,
all right, I'll fucking make it happen, and then he
didn't make it happen, So I guess there was. I'm
sure you've heard about this at one point or another.
I think this gets brought up a lot when wrestling
fights are talked about. But the fight between one Booker
team Batista happened during this time. Here here is a
more detailed eyewitness account of what happened. Meltzer says on
May fifteenth, the filming of the Summerslim commercial between Booker
T and Batista, there was apparently an underlying issue between
the two, and Booker T knock slapped him now aloud.
Speaker 1: Batista is down. Batista is down.
Speaker 2: There was apparently an underlying issue between the two which
neither would talk about. There's been speculation this stems from
the problems with Molina and Sorry, the problems that Malina
had with Charmel on the Australian tour, which led to
the guys giving up their final night in Australia for
Wrestler's Court to sentence Molina for her behavior. Because, of course,
although Booker has told friends it was Batista's attitude that
caused it, as he perceived and still does that Batista
feels like he's superior to the rest of the guys
and perceives the only people who respects our top guys
like Triple H and Rick Flair. I wonder where. I
wonder where that would have come from.
Speaker 1: I think it would come from his time with evolution.
Speaker 2: Hmm, Yes, I imagine that would be the case. Yes.
When Batista came to the commercial shoot, it was said
he only went up to certain guys to shake their hand,
which were top guys and UH which heinrich would have
been one of those guys, by the way, UH and
fit Finley was one of those guys. For better or worse,
given locker room etiquette, the guys that he didn't come
to who went to him. Some of them felt it
was a slight which probably would have meant nothing in
the long run except things quickly compounded. Meltzer says. Anyway,
major rule of thumb if you were in w locker room,
walk up to every person there and introduce yourself the
first time, and every other time shake everyone's hand. Apparently,
Booker was one of those and felt Batista was being
a big shot and had no respect for business and
cut a promo on him. Who do you think do
you think Batista did go up and shake hands with
smack Down two and six Paul London because he was
standing there with a big smile on his face.
Speaker 1: Batista was pissed off. He was pacing back and forth
back stage. He was wondering when John Heinrich was gonna
get there. He didn't even know they took him off
the roster or sent him home.
Speaker 2: Fuck, they stood there for so long. I mean, Paul
London's probably a good shout. Probably uh, Spike Dudley the boss.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's one of the go It's probably uh yeah,
Danny Basham. Oh not Doug though, Doug. Uh Doug had
heat with Batista.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean similar. Look, so they you know, had
big guy heat.
Speaker 1: OVW heat, that's you know what that's for.
Speaker 2: It was probably uh which you know that holds a
lot of weight, the OVW heat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, especially around that time. I mean, don't
even get me started on the two thousand and two
OVW class.
Speaker 2: Oh please, don't get started at the two thousand and
two OVW class. That's the last the guy need.
Speaker 1: A lot of people don't remember, but John Heiderreich was
in the two thousand and two class. He was the
top of the class.
Speaker 2: He actually held the top of the class trophy, which
a lot of good top guys held in many different companies.
Maltso says, the only thing we were told directly is
the two argued. It's crazy. He said that when Batista
told Booker he could take him out any time, Booker
responded by saying, why not try right now and step
into an empty room, close the door behind us, and
go for it. During the argument back and forth, which
Booker was getting the better of U, Batista a only
insinuated he was a draw and pointed to Smackdun's ratings
going down the toilet and since he left, which I mean,
that's a pretty gnarly Uh, that's a gnarly blow to
get somebody. You're in the middle of a fucking argument
and he brings up stats. That's Twitter personified.
Speaker 1: Did he have like a big whiteboard or something? What
do you point, you.
Speaker 2: Know, like the Kevin Nash one in DNA where he
shows like Kevin Nash's run was up here? Batist the
points all right, well, this is when King Booker was
world champion. It's all the way down here, and then
this was the John heinerrech era, and look how high
it was. But then mine was all the way up here. Uh,
and it was. It was unbelievable. The first fight saw
the two actually in a room. Everyone left and they
shut the door, this like prison style. Booker's version was
that he put his hand on the doorknob to close
it and got sucker punched. Booker came back and was
doing some real damage. This is a crazy fucking retelling
of this. People heard the sounds of fist meeting flesh,
and after a very short period of time, maybe thirty seconds,
the door was opened and people saw Booker on top
pounding on Batista, and the wrestlers broke it up. Batista
was screaming to let it continue, so they did, and
Booker was again getting the better of it. Batista in
the second round grabbed Booker's braids and tried to throw
knees from the clinch, like you'd see in a Muay
Thai fight. Well, aside from the fact that you can't
pull someone's hair, but you can drive their head down
and throw knees up. Moltzer's like going into MMA rules
in the middle of.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, I didn't know they were doing a round fight.
Speaker 2: You know, that's part of wrestler's court. They got sanctioned
to a three round, fucking twenty minute fight.
Speaker 1: Undertakers like John McCarthy. Back there, come, guys, let me
see some action. Did the fuck up? Where's the actually? Guys?
Get off the ground.
Speaker 2: Meltzer says, the best you could do is hit Booker's elbow,
or that it was doing Batista was Batista was taunting him, saying,
is that what you've got? And you're hitting my elbows?
One version is Charmel kicked Batista in the balls and
he went down, Which how'd she get into the cage,
which may have been a factor in the later Malina
Charmel incident when it was pulled apart by Angle jb
Well Finley and others. It was said that was when
Batista got a good punch in described as a sucker punch,
which was the punch that swelled Booker's eye. After that,
it was said Booker was really furious and vowing that
sometime in someplace he'd get him back, saying I'm an
og Meltzer notes slang for original gangster, just in case
you did know.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: While Matista claimed Booker was a cancer to the locker room,
Batista said in front of everyone that if anyone thinks
he's a band, influenced the locker room to say it,
and nobody would. While the two did a personal appearance
together and even posed for photos on the company's website
and have agreed to put it past them, the bitterness
definitely still remains. Big fights here, big fight feel with
multi round backstage fights broken up and I can't it
sounds like every from whoever I told this part of
the story, it sound like book T was kicking his ass.
Speaker 1: I mean, you hate to see a bullshit Muytai clench,
you know what I mean. I mean, my guys separate,
let me see some action, let me see. Hey, you're
being a pussy right now.
Speaker 2: The first of many releases from w Film See No
Evil open to largely bad to awful reviews and overall
decent business over its first week. In the movie put
out by famed porn director Gregory dark Fame, Oh like
this guy's like he's over or Meltzer knows him. Meltzers
like really into his films.
Speaker 1: You know, porn was way different back then. You had
to be published and ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. That's true. A whole different world now,
is it not. Yeah. Well, with Kane playing Jacob goodnight
to Herr character based somewhat on his wrestling persona with
the with the Cock closed at four point five million dollars,
you guys got to say.
Speaker 1: There, no, just make sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean no, no, I don't okay, just make
sure you're there. Uh, closed at four point five million dollars,
good for sixth place in its first weekend. At press time,
the movie was at four point nine million, almost five million.
Because it was released in only the twelve hundred theaters,
it's per screen average was third for the weekend. Find
the expected blockbusters the Da Vinji Code, the Da Vinkie
Code yes, otherwise pronounced as the da Viki Code, and
Over the Hedge, which got most of the week in
publicity that would be pushed the third place figure hard
on its TV and did qualify it by saying per
screen average. We talked about this a little bit on
the last episode, but I thought I'd bring it up
here just because it's worth a little further out. But yes,
Seen No Evil, bad reviews, but it's making money. Ewwe.
Speaker 1: Way a May release for a horror movie is interesting.
Would think they want to push for a later release,
But I'm gonna go ahead and guess that they thought
maybe some other horror movies would be released around that time.
There's no way this will hold up against anything.
Speaker 2: So no, let's see what came out October two thousand
and six. Saw three came out at the end of
October sixth Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the beginning.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I cannot fucking believe it. The movie
Stay Alive came out in two thousand. Who out there
knows about this fucking movie Stay Alive. This is an instant,
fucking classic, Frank seen as classic fucking movie. Have you
ever seen this?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. No.
Speaker 1: This came on television so fucking much, dude, stays Oh
my god, I was obsessed with this movie, Stay Alive,
Stay Alive.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: The tagline for the movie you die in the game.
You die for real.
Speaker 2: Wait, I might have seen this because I remember that tagline.
Speaker 1: This came out in March, dude, and this movie was
on TV, so fucking my.
Speaker 2: God, dude. Okay, I don't know if I knew the
name of this movie, because I think it was like
during the time where I would just like have a
channel on and it'd play and I'd keep it on.
I've absolutely seen this movie, dude. Yes, and it's awesome. Dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fantastic fucking movie. I mean, come on, guys.
Speaker 2: I legit, like didn't like I've suppressed this memory. That
is fucking unbelievable. Wow, we gotta watch this again.
Speaker 1: Yes, dude, that is that is fantastic. Shout out to
Stay Alive you guys. If you haven't seen that film,
you have to go check that out. Well.
Speaker 2: There was yet another backstage skirmish last week James, stemming
from the one the week before. Oh sorry, this is
from the a different observer, I think. Oh no, we're
still on May twenty nine. I'm fucking lying. There was
so much on this fucking week here. There was a
yet another backsage skirmers last week, stemming from the one
the week before. This time it was Melina and Charmel
who got into an argument that turned into the beginnings
of a fight in the dressing room on May fourteenth,
and al Paso they were arguing about the Batista Booker
t situation. Vince Rickmann had a personal talk with Malina
about all the heat she had on her last two
days in Albuquerque. But both women are considered in trouble
for how it turned out when they did the Wrestler's
Court deal in Australia on Molina on a few months
back in Australia Double Australia, it was over her alleged
attitude towards other women and considering its SmackDown, there were
only two other women who traveled, one of whom is Charmel.
A lot of fucking I mean sloppy shop here, a
lot of people fucking fighting in the SmackDown locker room.
It's like a locker room leader maybe got fired in
January that could have stopped all this, Meltzer says in
the Snucks Through the Censors Award for the Year, Collie
used the term I'm definitely gonna fuck up this term.
Collie used the term it's spelled m A D R
C cho U D met our child, who is how
it is spelled here when talking about Undertaker, which in
Hindu means motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Nice good for him, He called her to take.
Speaker 2: Her motherfucker on TV. That's awesome, that's fucking base. That's
why he's a multi time world champion and.
Speaker 1: He's le about to win the title year.
Speaker 2: Yes, holy shit, you're right. Last couple of things here
from The Observer, June fifth, two thousand and six. Angle Kurt,
of course, was said to have been very unhappy at
the May twenty third tapings in Bakersfield, and this may
have been part of the reason. Upon more thinking, is
probably the worst move possible for Angle. Angle's body has
been broken down badly. This is, of course, in reference
to what we're going to talk about on this show,
where Kurd Angle is drafted to e C dub so
and I believe, I mean, we've talked about Kurt's last
WWE show here, which was on ECW. But we're, you know,
getting I think we're not too far away from Kurt
going to TNA, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is awesome. So yeah, shouts out Paul Haymond
for making this fucking happen. Last thing here, since it's
a very Kane oriented episode. We'll finish off with a
little more Sea No Evil after two weekends and release
See No Evil held up better than expected again in
week two, and it's gross nine point four million dollars
as of May thirtieth, after its first eleven days of
release for a low budget movie. Well certainly not a
home run for w W Films or even a double.
It is a solid single. Hell yeah, Meltzer with the
baseball talk, Goddamn, I'll take that.
Speaker 1: It's some fucking teams in the last couldn't even pay
for a single right now.
Speaker 2: I'm bad with you because my team's hit it falls slightly, But.
Speaker 1: How many games behind are the Phillies right now?
Speaker 2: Doesn't mean that we don't hit singles, at doubles, at
home runs, not the games, but the league leading home
run hitter is on my team.
Speaker 1: Wow. You better hope he doesn't get through a slump
any time soon, buddy.
Speaker 2: I can only hope that they continue to feed him
whatever he would like every week, and he could continue
to eat as much as possible. Well, that is it
for the observer. Now let's talk about we raw in
two thousand and six once again, May twenty ninth to
two thousand and six.
Speaker 1: All right, May twenty ninth, two thousand and six, Raw
on a Monday night. You know, what that means. Yes. Yes.
The show opens with a video package for Memorial Day,
thank you all the Veterans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I mean they do a whole deal here.
I swear, James, I was watching this video. It's a
they do this whole nice thing for the armed forces.
It's you know, they it's a long, it's going long,
and I'm like, this definitely ends with like a Vince
McMahon appreciation bit at the end of this, Like this
has to be something that is gonna get heat, But no,
they didn't. Actually, they just fucking went through whole deal here.
Speaker 1: Yeah. For some reason, it shifts like halfway through this
deal to like real evil. Yeah, it does, like for
some reason. I don't know why, and you guys have
to maybe go watch this and see for yourself. But
it was just, uh, you know, it was just a
basic boilerplate thank you to all the veterans memorial kind
of thing, and then like halfway through the song gets
really dark and they almost start saying like and some
of you guys don't support the veterans, and do you
think that's the right thing to do? And I was like, wow, holy.
Speaker 2: Shit, dude, that's the part where I thought that we're
gonna go from. Like, yeah, you know, sometimes we forget
about the sacrifices that are made. And I thought it
was gonna be like a clip of Vince getting beat up. No, no,
it was like, hey, hey, you bet hey lock in
on this day of remembrance. Else Yeah, wha shit.
Speaker 1: A lot of you guys are off work today. I
want to remember why. So of course we start with
the show here. Yes, sir, we promised you a great
run event tonight. FRED Champions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, nothing gets to be more fired up.
There's probably a couple of things, but that's up there.
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcome us into Raw here
as Vince McMahon makes his way to the ring.
Speaker 2: So Jr's back, right, So we just watched a couple
of weeks ago Joey Styles quit and j R Is here.
Speaker 1: Now yep, they hired back Jim Ross here. Uh and
just a side fact here, they didn't let him do
the fucking skittles read tonight.
Speaker 2: I I mean, I was gonna bring it up once
we get there, but like that felt like a punishment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking bullshit.
Speaker 3: This is.
Speaker 2: So Vince as you said, he's Evince comes down the ring,
he's strutting heavy. And last week, after after what took
place last week, which my brain started pacing, I just said,
what the fuck could have possibly happened to make this happen?
Your Triple h will go one on one with twenty
year old Kenny. And if he hits this line once
and he hits it every single time this is brought
up after this, well he's gonna want to one who
gets twenty year old Kenny. I think I think Triple
A is gonna he's gonna try to kill Kenny.
Speaker 1: Is that is that like a South Bar reference? Oh yeah,
you are a South Park kank.
Speaker 2: You know they were beating us in the merchandise for
a really long time. King, do you think you think
talking about a competitor is gonna help us out here?
Speaker 1: So we had soft art signs here for ten years
and you decided to make the joke.
Speaker 2: Now, well, his name's his name's not Butters Jr.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you know if you were the characters, that's good.
You know tweak aka do you know tweak?
Speaker 2: It's not twenty year old missus jokes on Dick Jr.
Speaker 1: Well, she died. Oh so you wants too, Well, yeah,
I'm a healthy young man.
Speaker 2: Well so it's Kenny or if I die?
Speaker 1: All right, well we'll just stick to the one. Hopefully
you don't do that all night loud? Oh I will
all right, Well I might wit. But anyways, tonight we.
Speaker 2: H mcfoliant Yeah, yeah, mickfolio. He's doing a promo. Yeah,
face to face Mikefoley and Paul Hayman and I fireworks
no doubt tonight and Vince is in the ring and
he says he's super. Vince said at the beginning of this, Well,
Vince says, uh, he wasn't happy because several weeks ago
when I wasn't happy at all, because nothing can be
worse than a family witnessing one of their own actually suffer.
And comments, I don't know what's going on, Commentary Jr.
Is fucking rusty or something here, someone's playing with their
mic for like this whole promo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard it a few times myself.
Speaker 2: Well, Vince says, which is what happened to my son Shane?
Need I remind you? So he shows on the tron
two weeks ago, Shane was holding Sean Michaels so Triple
H could hit him with the sledgehammer. Shawn Michaels moved
and Triple H accidentally hit Shane in the face with
a sledgehammer, which killed him. Because he's not here, I.
Speaker 1: Could have sworn I didn't know where we were at
in the timeline here. I definitely thought he was gonna
pull up on the tron. Shane McMahon's balls getting electrocuted
by Cane. My son, his grapefruits were decimated by Caine.
Speaker 2: OK if, I don't know Vince was a part of
that at all.
Speaker 1: He never had anything to say about that.
Speaker 2: My son, he toombstuffed my wife.
Speaker 1: This guy has fucked with my family before too long.
That's how we're bringing in another candy to replace him.
Speaker 2: You know what, that would have been awesome.
Speaker 1: I hate this kne.
Speaker 2: So vincents. Triple H was able to do a job
on Shawn Michael's and that's not what happened. He's not
chopping you.
Speaker 1: Want me to do the job? Really, no way.
Speaker 2: Triple A stated that it was an accident, and alwaithstanding
the accidents, there's no doubt that in his acts of negligence,
and I'd like to state that even though my son
Shane has had my green headaches, he's doing much better.
Love you Shane, Oh he kind of like beats his heart.
I love you. I love you, big dog. But the
reason for my jubilance this evening is because Sean Michaels
is no more. He like does the like cutthroat taunt
and all Shahn's dead. Uh well, Sean was taken out
last week by something known as the Spirit Squad. I
should have known this wasn't over, so they showed this
on the Toronto too. Oddly enough, it is Shane's balls
getting electrocuted again.
Speaker 1: I don't know, didn't mean to say that again, but
that is important to see. We haven't even done this
angle yet. That was shot weight e that. Sorry about that.
Can you pull up Dolph Ziggler.
Speaker 2: That hasn't happened an either, but it's fine. So last Monday,
Sean went to Sweet Chin Music Nikki, which is Dolf Zigular.
But he hits something, but Nicky swings a chair and
breaks his leg and then they of course started to
get that Pecca dog mentality on him, and then they
go after his leg and hit a bunch of moves
and then Kenny does his leg drop onto a chair
on Sean's knee to pilmanize him.
Speaker 1: I gotta give it to him here the leg drop.
Look fantastic, dude.
Speaker 2: They are having Spirit Squad kick everyone's ass like they
it just it just is so insane, Like this is
the most ridiculous group of all time. This also is
a very short period of time, so short that most
of these guys like don't even make it to the
video game and everyone may to the video game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good shout. I didn't even think.
Speaker 2: Of that, dude yet, none of them the Spirits, But
like that's like kd Kenny Dykster, He's already that Spirit
Squad's done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Speaker 2: So Vince says, you know, this is probably rude, but
I'd like to have a war with Shawn Michaels because
he's probably watching a night. So the crowd starts channing asshole,
and Vince is looking at the camera and he says, Sean,
you hear that.
Speaker 1: You know what they're calling you?
Speaker 2: That was fucking hilarious. He says, I know you're hurt
and you have to go under the knife, so to speak. Oh, oh,
by the way, Sean shoot hurt here he's shoot getting
surgery like this is not an angle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kenny Dykster really fucked him up.
Speaker 2: I think the boys fucking gave it to him. He says,
I know you're hurting. You have to go in to
the knife, so to speak. But even though you won't
be back in action, I want you to know there's
a place here in w B for you. You can
set up the ring or be a timekeeper, maybe a
ring announcer, all these shitty shitty jobs that nobody wants
to do. You can do these.
Speaker 1: Everyone around the ring looking at him, so like, could.
Speaker 2: I get Shawn Michael's money? Then, like you gotta fucking
just replace me here?
Speaker 1: Fuck no, okay, I mean no.
Speaker 2: Vince says, as good as I felt about all that,
there's been an emptiness in my heart. I review the
footage what was supposed to happen to Shaan Michaels, and
let's look at that just fucking recap of mania. Is
you think nobody's would watch him?
Speaker 1: I think this shit is funny as ship. Dude, Like
Vince is just staying in the ring in every like
three minutes he goes and let's look at the.
Speaker 2: Tron's Family Guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So last Monday, Triple H was supposed to hit Shawn
Michael's sledgehammer again as the Spirit Squad held them, but
Kenny thought he took too long, so he took the
sledgehammer from him, and Triple H was offended by this,
so he spinebusted Kenny and then beat the fuck out
of the Spirit Squad. And while this is being shown
on the drawn, Vince is talking over this, saying, what
the what the hell is going on out there? What's
going on in my ring? What's going on my ring?
That's him anytime he sees the Spirit Squad.
Speaker 1: What's that twenty twenty six? Ww? What copyrights strike him?
Speaker 2: Vince says, make no mistake about it. Triples will show
his true colors here tonight as he goes one on
one with the twenty year old phenomenal Kenny of the
Spirit Squad. Should I say the Spirit Squad? That's more
like it. I you know, I really don't know what.
Speaker 1: This fucking team is called. Dude, I love that. Yeah. Yeah,
Triple H will have his hands full with twenty year
old Kenny of the Spirit Squad. The Spirit Squad over there.
It is there. It is, that's more like it. Right.
Speaker 2: Then he says he's supposed to announce. Okay, he says,
I'm supposed to announce. So I'm told a new general
manager who told you?
Speaker 1: Whoever wrote this show? Now I don't get it all right,
Brian Gerwitz, Yeah, yeah, I don't give a shit.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I looked at the candidates and they all suck.
So Johnathan Coachman here at the GM. Congratulations, hard breaking.
Speaker 1: Everybody watching me. The world is watching me.
Speaker 2: So Coach comes out here. He's the new executive assistant
to Vincemook Band, so not officially the GM, I don't,
but eventually he does become the GM, because we fucking
watch that too. Coach says he's happy to fucking do this,
of course, and the following matches will be commencing here
live on Raw. First of all, John Cena will be
in action, which the crowd's fifty fifty on. Also, he's
the champ. We got a mystery match for John Ceda
here of course, love those.
Speaker 1: I mean we had no matches book period here for
the show started. I mean, other than Triple Ah taking
on Kenny Dykstra. This was a clean slate of a card.
Speaker 2: Well, when you have Triplet's Kenny Dykstra, why do you
need anything else?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: He says that, you know, we know that John Cena's
scheduled to defend the title against arbdy at one Night's Standard,
But in four weeks raw a pay per of you guys,
it's vengeance. So we got to have a number one
contenders match between two former w champions edgend big show. Okay,
crowds seem kind of okay with that. I was, I
was okay with that. I'll take that. And uh, finally
there will be a championship defended. Shelton Benjamin will put
the Intercom title on the line against Kin No, no,
did he just say what he did to my sign?
Oh and one more thing, mister mcmanna, thank you for
this incredible opportunity. And then says coach coach Jonathan, Ah, yeah,
you know you are. I don't really want to be here. Uh,
Centri lights to my office please, and let's have that
fucking uh shellon Benjamin match. Let's get this shit going
on here.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Caine's pyro goes off here and we are
going into our first match. This is kind of rare
that the first thing on the episode is what we
watched the episode four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was kind of surprised. I definitely thought this
was gonna be a later deal. But we we get
right into it, and of course or Kane Jr. Says Caine,
the star of the movie, she no Evil has a
chance to leave the Tacoma Dome as she and conall champion.
By the way, I don't know it must've because this
is like kind of around the anniversary, and of course,
so people have been posting about it. But Cain went
to the like the fucking red car butt or you know,
the first showing of this as Kane, like he was
in gear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was in gear, no shirt. I don't understand
why he's not fucking Kine in the movie.
Speaker 2: No, and he's he's super not Kane when he's doing
these interviews. He's not like immediately freaking out about May nineteenth,
like in the middle.
Speaker 1: Of this whole era of Cain. I don't understand any
of it.
Speaker 2: No, I don't either. They are super lost.
Speaker 1: Here, Yeah, go ahead and shot Shane McMahon's balls for me,
big man.
Speaker 2: Can do and will.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's Kane with his shirt off and the pants
and the hair cut across the top. Oh hey man, Yeah,
not a great time in the movie. You know, we
had a great director, what can I say? A bunch
of great co workers.
Speaker 2: Okay, how can we dress like this?
Speaker 1: This is my work attire?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: You know I was in this movie. You want to
talk about the movie?
Speaker 2: That was an absolutely fucking not all right, Well that's great.
I got paid to be here. I don't know about UK,
but I got paid to be here.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I got the outfit on some they
get paid.
Speaker 2: You want a picture or not?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's some boy.
Speaker 4: I don't want to tell you. All right, then move on.
Can I talk to somebody else?
Speaker 2: I got?
Speaker 1: I got you here for a few more minutes?
Speaker 2: Thick Man got you for three minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we have an Interconinal Championship match to kick
off the show here. For some reason, I wrote down
Kane versus RVD. I think because in my head RVD
was the Intercondment Champion because last week on the show
he was the inter Contil Champion, and I think that
he beat Shelton for it.
Speaker 2: He did. He beat shtting at the pay per view
we saw that roll a few weeks later he has
lost that title already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's our opening match for the evening. I
will say I do love Shelton Benjamin with the icy title.
It looks good on him, It.
Speaker 2: Does look at him. And of course height no Stop Beat.
Speaker 1: That shit is a great theme song. Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 2: Fucking fantastic, man. I love that theme. Yeah, and I
like Shelton is fucking awesome here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he really is. I think he got a pretty
good deal out of Kane here for a match that
seemingly meant nothing because the only thing that mattered was
the postmatch. I still think they had a fun little sprint.
Speaker 2: I actually was like super surprised, like how good this was? I,
you know, not Shelton's fault. I just didn't think Kane
was gonna give him shitty here because I knew what
angle was coming.
Speaker 1: Well, Shelton comes down to the ring here, he immediately
gets up cut by Cain. Caine shit CANSLM and we
go to commercial. So Shelton hits a kick on Kane here,
but Caine sits up and starts his comeback. Yes, we
got the big baby face Kane run for his movie
see No Evil.
Speaker 2: So we mentioned this at the top, but I want
to catch everybody up entirely, so May nineteenth is passed.
It happened on fucking SmackDown the May nineteenth thing where
we talked about in the last one, but JBL had
Kane face Raymisterio and Kane beat Raymisterio on May nineteenth.
And then last week on Raw, Cain revealed that May
nineteenth was the date that his family was killed in
a fire. But now he can no longer block on
all that pain, and now he has a movie out
where he kills a lot of people, and he gets
to let out some anger tonight on that raw and
he beats Trevor Murdoch with a bunch of choke slams
in under a minute, and then fire comes out of
the ring posts and Caine's mass shows up on screen,
and then it starts talking about May nineteenth and says
it May nineteenth will never be over. So that was
what happened.
Speaker 1: Like so Kin loads up that goozle, but Shelton arm
drags out of it into a bridge using the ropes.
But it's only a two.
Speaker 2: That was dope. Actually he had a few counters here
that actually made Shelton look fucking sick.
Speaker 1: Cain gets Shelting up for an Oklahoma stampede, but Shelton
reverses it into a DDT.
Speaker 2: He was going for the Tombstone. Watch the damn product,
will you?
Speaker 1: At one point this motherfucker had to do an Oklahoma stampede.
Speaker 2: I mean that's probably right, he aint, you know what,
No knowing the Kane that I know that, but watching
what he probably was just going for the Oklahoma stamp feed,
not the fucking Tombstone.
Speaker 1: Stingers splashing the corner won too many times from Shelton Benjamin,
and Caine catches him. He puts him up, he gets
the goozle locked in and hits the choke slam.
Speaker 2: He hits the choke slam, and of course that would
be all she wrote. But sadly, Caine has some problems
in his life, which show up in the form of
a floating talking mask on the tron.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the lights go out here, the red lights come on,
flashing and Caine's mask comes on the.
Speaker 2: Screen like it's almost like the lips move on it
like in the video games. It's pretty crazy. It says,
this will not be over. That's all the Kane voice.
I got, okay, that's like, that's what you.
Speaker 1: On the screen and the music just going off and
the mouth is moving on the mask. My name so
freaking out.
Speaker 2: I talk, I can talk, my name. Kane is in
the ring, he's confused. The light's all red and I
fucking seriously king og Kinge music starts playing and it's
one of the we've talked about a couple of times,
but it's one of the rare Jerry Lawler moments where
he doesn't have the voice and so kine o G
music starts playing and Lawler goes what he does.
Speaker 1: I was like, who is that?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's Kane with the big ass hair
dude outwalks Caane old attire with the mask hair is
going nuts. I mean, you know, anytime you think of Kane,
you think of the big poofy humidity hair dude.
Speaker 1: There's a funny ass shot as Caine comes down the
ramp here he gets on the apron, he looks at
Kane in the ring. He's about to step over the ropes.
But I got this shot where I paused the show
because I was laughing, and he had his hands on
the top road staring at Kane, and they have his
full frontal shot of Mask Cane. He looks so fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Do you have it? Oh?
Speaker 1: I do have it here. I totally forgot that even
took a picture of the ship. He's just standing there
when this guy looks so sicky. This looks so silly.
Holy fuck, Mask Cane comes down. Here, he gets in
the ring. He stared down the Cane. Here he reaches
into his pocket. His new out has pockets. By the way,
the stadium, the stadium goes silent the next he knows
what's coming, normal knows what's coming.
Speaker 2: He's holding his head.
Speaker 1: He's doing it.
Speaker 2: Mister Anderson styles.
Speaker 1: August swung. Mister Anderson. Kane pulls something out of his pocket.
He raises it into the air. The stadium rrupts. I
mean like the reaction to this is nuclear. Jr. Is
screaming on God, he's gotten the Delsh He's going to talk.
Kane's freaking out out.
Speaker 2: Speak that ship Cane. What's on your mind? It's memorial
speak your mind.
Speaker 1: He's holding this device. Mass k lowers the device to
his neck. Miner the stadium rather hard. I'm dying. All
the wrestlers are on the stage, clapping.
Speaker 5: Everybody for the backs up from the back. Yes, the spirits,
the spirits rubbing his ass down the rap he counts
out celebration.
Speaker 1: He's running down, slips under the room backstage, big show,
just kurnating off the back and the boogeyman's eating the
mole on Jillian Dawson. This is one of the craziest.
Speaker 3: Kate is standing mask and is standing in the ring
and now he's just holding up the device and people
aren't crying.
Speaker 1: Holy fucking ship Kate's.
Speaker 2: He's holding the line on his head.
Speaker 1: This and man who was clapping at the top of
the stage says, all right, everybody, look at the tron,
shaming man giving his balls a lexecuted, thank everybody a
good night tonight.
Speaker 2: Wow w we peaked.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, fantastic storyline.
Speaker 2: One more kandakle for employ them. So fake Kane gets
in the ring. He's fixing his glove ship as big
as hell. He climbs on the apron. They have a
stare down just what it can. Of course, is shocked.
He can't believe that this guy looks more of a
smack dance than he does. It's actually super impressive.
Speaker 1: I mean the way Cane reacts, it's like he knew
this was a thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, like he that's me, Like.
Speaker 6: Oh damn it, I knew I would come.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I knew this would happened eventually. I just
didn't know what happened on the week of my movie.
Speaker 2: Release escaped this. Holy shit, this happened to my brother.
I guess I didn't think it happened to me. That sucks. Damn.
There's a timeline where there's fake Undertaker and Fake Cane
against real Kate and Undertaker. Fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised it wasn't this one.
Speaker 2: They almost got close when Chuck Blombo came around. So
Fake Kane does the cane head tilt both sides, by
the way, I've never seen that. He goes both sides.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Caine's in disbelief, he can't believe it.
Speaker 2: Then Caine is begging off and Fake Cane gouzles him,
and Fake Kane choke slams Cane and almost blows his
own knees out doing.
Speaker 1: So, inadvertently does the show stopper.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're right, he does, And then Fake Kane does
the cane pyro and his hair almost falls off.
Speaker 3: He does he does the cane piro, he does the
cane hair flip, and the hair fucks up.
Speaker 2: He always lost his whole head.
Speaker 1: Gosh, now you can correct me if I'm wrong. I
don't know. I have to go back and look at it. Okay,
but I swear to God when Cain and Kine were
staring down that real Caine said, choke me. Now Kane
rapped him for the choke. I swear he did. He
was doing like the head turns or whatever, and like
on the second one he said, choke me.
Speaker 2: You stop that ship man, Fuck you fucking don't fucking
love do you know what? You might be fucking right.
I think he did do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that ship had me dying. I wasn't sure if
it was, if that's what it was or not. It
could not have been just thought he as hell, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's a very good chance. I there's a
perfect world, dude, where all that happened and he fucking
does the pirro thing and he does the hair flip
and the mask and the hair both fall off and
he's just standing there. But even better as if he's
standing there and it's legit that how he looks his
fastus so it is the fucked up hair. Oh my god,
he is king. Holy fuck, it's really.
Speaker 1: He's got the hair.
Speaker 2: Because I mean Kane when he first took off the mask,
was the fucking fust's hair.
Speaker 1: What I really think should have happened is Mass Cane
choke slams them, does the hair flip, ship funks up.
Everyone in the arena is crying. I mean, what a
beautiful moment. And then I think Chris Master should have
came out here and challenged the Master. Yes, yes, holy fuck.
That's the only thing I could think during this fucking
segment was what if Mass Kane did the Master Worm challenge?
Speaker 2: Like they end this angle and Fake Kane is just
like a part of the roster normally. So like he
now he's wrestling Carlito, He's taking part of the Master
like challenge. The Spirits Squad do either finished to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's doing everyone else is doing. You wrestles Carlito,
he does the Master Lot challenge. Then Triple H buries
the funk out of him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a SmackDown Canaan, there's a rack Cane. This
is a normal part of the show.
Speaker 1: Now that's a universe. I would like to have been it.
I wouldn't have been watching either way, but I think
that's a univers I would have rather been in.
Speaker 2: That would have been great. Looking at this, fucking Kane
is unreal. Man like this had no chance. I don't
know if it had a chance even if he didn't
have the hair, but with the hair to fucked up
joke slam and all this like there, this was not
gonna fucking work ever, But uh yeah, So fucking fake
Cane leaves up the ramp just looking fucking insane with
the lights. It's so fucking funny. And then if fake
Kane stops at the top of the ramp and he
looks behind him, Caine is dead in the ring and
commentary has nothing to say. Kane should have turned around
a top of the ramp and went back down to
the ring and started kicking his s some more.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: E c W.
Speaker 1: One night Stand is brought to you by X Men,
the official game.
Speaker 2: Power the Men or Powers The Power says Power.
Speaker 1: Have you ever played any of the X Man games?
Speaker 2: By the way, No, I've seen I've seen one of them.
I don't know if it was around this time or not.
Did you play these?
Speaker 1: I played I didn't play this one, I don't think. Okay,
I remember it coming out, sure, but I played one
on the GameCube at my buddy's house.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They were all right, Yeah, I mean they were kind
of in the same vein as the Spider Man games.
Speaker 2: You know. That's okay, That in my brain, that's what
I remember them as. But I didn't know if I
was the.
Speaker 1: Spider Man games was right or most of them were.
But we're kind of in the same vein, right. Yeah,
it's hard to it's it's weird to remember, you know.
Like we see ECW one night Stands Brought to you
by X Men. The official game comic books were still
not super popular in two thousand and six.
Speaker 2: No, no, that's I mean that shit doesn't come around
for a couple more years.
Speaker 1: We come back to the arena here, Jim Ross and
Jerry Lawler go over what just happened to Kane Before
we head backstage.
Speaker 2: They're showing Jr. He's like rubbing his hands together like
he's fucking just doesn't know. This is the first time
in my life, Kang that I can't do the job.
Speaker 1: I just can't do it. It's just a rip. You
brought me back for this.
Speaker 2: I have no idea quite frankly, what we have just seen.
No idea.
Speaker 1: Well, backstage, Jonathan Coachman is here with Carlito in the
apple shirt and he asks him have you seen Triple H?
Speaker 2: So yeah, Coach says, yeah, you don't know where Triple
H is. Carlitos throwing an apple around for the last time.
I have not seen him. I don't know where he is.
Speaker 1: He leaves, Okay, uh, thanks, So Coach says.
Speaker 2: All right, and he looks around and he says, hey, Alejandro,
which is his middle name. I don't know if that
was my purpose or not. Already fucked it up, but
that was very funny to me. Hey, alansro, Hey, have
you seen Triple H? Vince? Vince wants him in his office,
promto you won't believe what Armando Estrada has to say.
Speaker 1: Dude, I love this. He asks Armando where Triple H is,
and Armando just starts talking.
Speaker 2: He says, actually, have we go ha ha, I haven't
seen Triple H. But there's something you should know about
your new position to the couple, and Coach says, what's that?
And Carmando just completely ignores his own question. And says
my name, hey man, this is over.
Speaker 1: You have to give me a minute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta get my shit in. My name is
an Armando Aleandro Israda. And if mister McMahon needs anything, haha,
I am the homebreak to ask aha. Coach says, all right, dude, Oh,
I don't know why did just fucking tell me that?
Speaker 1: Then go this whole ship.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry, ha ha.
Speaker 1: Dude, Armando is such a good character.
Speaker 2: I love this fucking guy, man like goddamn yeah. So
coach says, all right, man, I'll keep that in mind,
but I I need to go find triple h all right,
you go and do that to me. Go take it easy, Hahahas. Never,
never in a million, billion trillion years could I have
told you what I was about to see unfold before
my eyes next. You could have given me a million
shot like tries at this and I would have not
guessed what I was about to fucking see with my eyes.
So Armando's there, and all of a sudden, he's getting
pushed up against the wall and I said, whoa, who
just fucking gripped on my man? And it pans out.
Oh my god, oh my godness. The world's largest love machine.
Speaker 1: It's yes, dude, he's in the outfit.
Speaker 2: He's in an outfit, and he's got Armando lined up.
He's pressed against his back. He's about to give him
vertical visagra, never seen before on television. He's fucking got
him gripped up, and Viscera has talking lines. He says,
last week you had your boy ooh, maga, get into
my business. Big mistake, as Strada, because tonight I seek revenge,
full goldfit Viscera making real threats as he threatens to visagra.
Armando shot against the wall.
Speaker 1: By the way, this is his ring attire.
Speaker 2: That's you're also a great point. I guess he was
ready to work. You're right, yeah, Armando, I mean Viscera
leaves and Armando, I mean he has just an unbelievable
look on his face. This guy had It was a
great promo. His expressions were great. He has three to
four cigars on him at all times, like, look at
my man here, he's devious. Yeah, how is that hat
on his head?
Speaker 1: Yeah? He did a great job with this stuff.
Speaker 2: He is fantastic. H huh, we got it.
Speaker 1: Backstage, Vince McMahon is here and Triple H walks up. Okay,
so I guess that's where he's at.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't have to. I know it wasn't really hard.
We don't find out who told Game the iggy, so
uh yeah. Triple A says we got heat, and Vince says,
I don't know Dewey and Triple A says, oh, you know.
Making sure you're not angry. You know you made Edge
a big show number contender match. Vince says, shit's hot,
ain't He says, I think with Shane was an accident,
and last week I was doing which asked until Kenny
got involved. I took care of Kenny, and I took
care of the rest of the cheerliers and had you know,
if I had to, by the way, I would do
it again. Vince says, all right, uh, well how about this.
You didn't ask for any changes here. But instead of
you and Kenny one on one, why don't hit take
them all out? How about you and Kenny at each corner.
There's a spirit squad. Remember, Okay, that's a fucking I
didn't want. I didn't want that, but well, you're gonna
make this like a lumberjack match. Vince says, it's gonna
be a spirit Jack match, and Triple A says, oh fuck,
that's fabulous.
Speaker 1: Blaite says, we're just not even trying. We're just not
even trying. This is crazy.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna destroy Kenny and this is a good yeah,
And Triple A is as you were saying. He says,
I'll have this. Rest of the spirit jack Offs decided
they haha, decided they want to get involved. Then he
pulls a sledgehammer out of his ass. Where the fuck
did this thing come from?
Speaker 1: I mean, even later on in the evening, he pulls
a sledgehammer out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: He just continuously is doing this, just pulling it out
of complete thin air. And he says, maybe I'll just
bring a friend with me, which is of course the sledgehammer.
Speaker 1: Well, we have Viscera versus Umaga.
Speaker 2: I was hoping we would the world's largest love machine Viscera.
Speaker 1: Woo dude, I love that theme song just says his name.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, that's the calling for a fucking over guy.
Speaker 1: Well, Visser tried to propose to Lily and Garcia, but
Umaga interrupted it, which is what he was talking about earlier.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, he kicked his ass. H. I also loved
during Visra's entrance he does the razor walk, which is
fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: I do like that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, Lilian's got that twinkle in her eye because last
week Ves got down one knee and in Las Vegas,
we don't even really get the whole, like, we don't
get a lot more. I guess that was just the angle.
But Jared has not even done talking before Umaga is
charging down the ramp to attack Viscera as hard as possible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Umaga runs down, he attacks Viscera from behind. It
hits a flat liner on the ramp.
Speaker 2: That was fucking gnarley made a great sound because I
mean they're huge, man, I gotta say I uh, I
actually really just wanted to see a singles with these guys,
like I wanted to see what they could do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, he just beats the fuck out of Viscera.
Speaker 2: Here, dude, he hits them with fucking everything. He hits
a throat, throws them, and Viscera spits a mile high
into the sky.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: And then Umaga sends him in the ring. He's kicking
him in his ass literally repeatedly.
Speaker 1: Lily on and then the here holy shit, Lily and
Garcia is looking on with concern, of course, because I mean,
I guess he can only propose on TV. So the
week that we had they just didn't do it again.
Speaker 2: They've had no contact otherwise, they can only contact each
other on the show.
Speaker 1: Well, Umaga climbs to the top rope, the bell rings,
he hits the splash, Armando breaks the cigar, Umaga hits
the spike, and Viscer gives it a knockout. Cell did
not expect that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they recap the finish and Numaga kicking his ass
and then Omaga just screams for a minute straight into
every direction of the crowd.
Speaker 1: Well, Tory Wilson, Beth Phoenix and Tris Stratus are on
the way to the ring here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were talking. Beth and Tory were talking in
the hallway and then Tris walked up and now they're
all happy. Now we're going to a match, of course,
which is Tory Wilson and Beth Phoenix with Trish who
was still injured, versus Victoria and Handess Michelle with Women's
champion Mickey James w W E.
Speaker 1: Raw is brought to you by both Lex Cooper Tires
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Speaker 2: Damn they didn't let fucking JR. Do the Skittles thing like,
that's that's fucked up, man, that is that actually broke
my heart. And then after the Skittles read, Jara says,
this is fucking the funniest shit. Jared says, you know, King,
I think I'd rather have red anch in my fruit
of the looms than go on a long car trip
with Mickey James. Really, you'd have to have red ants
in his underwears then go on a long car trip
with Mickey James.
Speaker 1: Wow, we have the tag team match here? Sure. Beth
Phoenix to me by the way, I saw her come
out here and it kind of struck me a little
weird to me, she's always a late twenty early twenty
ten wrestled me too. I had her here. I was
kind of a bit shocked, honestly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, oh fuck, I didn't know we
were already here. Not only that, I think this might
be her first match on TV.
Speaker 1: Oh really?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, like I think she debuted like a week
or two ago. Obviously it wasn't the one we last watched,
but somewhere in between there with the Mickey James deal
where they have history that we are uncertain about. And
then yeah, this is her first match on TV. Here
they have OVW heat that's been going around, that has
been going around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Victoria and Beth Phoenix start off with a
strike exchange, which you don't see very often. Some great
shots here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were actually fucking were going for it too,
which you know, I'm not surprised, but it's it's good
to see.
Speaker 1: Tory Wilson does a splash in the corner and she
does the fucking look back.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, dude, you mentioned it the last time.
I bet somebody in the back said, you gotta do
the look back.
Speaker 1: You just gotta do it.
Speaker 2: The look it's a part of the whole deal. She
wasn't like, it's still in the works right, Like she
still needs to kind of reel it in. There's something
to dial in here. But she at least did it
and raised the roof and it got a big pop.
Speaker 1: Tory Wilson then does the stink face to Victoria. Candace
Michelle then comes in and she does the fucking Vader bomb.
Speaker 2: Holy shit. Oh yeah, you like that shit Vader? Yeah,
I like that, you like Vader I like you. Yeah,
Vader bomb. That was sick as fuck. And then she
does the go Daddy taunt and it's an alba. She's
got moves dide.
Speaker 1: She hit that elbow right on Tory's throat.
Speaker 2: That was fucking gnarly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, super brutal. Victoria tags in. She cuts herself off
with a flipping leg drop that misses.
Speaker 2: That had to hurt, like shit.
Speaker 1: She would do that a lot too.
Speaker 2: I know that once her cutoff, wasn't.
Speaker 1: It mm hmm Yeah, Beth and Candace come in. Beth
hits a gut wrench suplex here she kicks Victoria and
she falls out of the ring into Mickey James.
Speaker 2: I actually like that. I don't know how many times
I've seen that kind of variation of like cutting off
the manager from getting involved so we can go to
the finish and the partner too. Yeah, and then best finished,
which we all know is the Falcon Arrow.
Speaker 1: She had the Falcon Arrow, the Mitchen ocre driver.
Speaker 2: It was Falcon Arrow.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess that makes sense with it being her
first match. I guess you wouldn't have all that shit
dout in ye.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right. Probably it's probably obw finish, which got her heat.
Speaker 1: Trist Stratus music hits after that. By the way, you're right.
Speaker 2: I guess you haven't figured out music for Beth yet.
So she gets the friend theme, which is just who's
more over? All right? Use that song?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought they had a lot of correct pieces here,
and yeah, though it was a pretty all right.
Speaker 2: I didn't fucking mind this at all. Especially I thought
Beth looked super impressive, which goes to show she goes
on to have a goddamn great career.
Speaker 1: It shows Triple H versus Kenny, and now they have
a logo for the Spirit Jack Match, and don't.
Speaker 2: Forget, hey, hey, hey, don't forget Triple H's gonna try
to kill Kenny.
Speaker 1: We have a screen for John Cena versus a mystery opponent,
someone that Sena has never wrestled before.
Speaker 2: It was definitely gonna be the Master Lock Challenge, and
they had to fucking x nay some stuff.
Speaker 1: They had the Master Lock Challenge playing for twice on
this evening.
Speaker 2: I mean, if it works, it works, why not keep
going for it?
Speaker 1: Right, nobody's gonna get out of that, god damn. And
now we have the Jerry Lawler town Hall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Lawler stands up a commentary. He's on the mic.
He's in a crazy ass, fucking New Japan Lion Mark shirt.
I don't know what this fucking thing is. It's nuts looking,
and Lawler says, shoot me.
Speaker 7: Hon E number one Sport Center, so ruly in Blue forever.
Speaker 2: Karen, what the fuck? Lolla says, I mean, we've we've
seen enough of Paul Haven and Saboo Oh speak for
yourself showing on on now. I love Shaboo, Taz Taz.
He used to be tough, he was to he went
suplex machine, but have you seen him lately?
Speaker 1: He's a bitch? What I mean we booked him like that.
I mean it was kind of bullshit. It's all right, Kang, he's.
Speaker 2: A joke crack at King Lord wannabe. You don't see
me crawling around on my hands and knees with an
orange towel on my head.
Speaker 1: No, you got your stupid crown.
Speaker 2: Lalla says, that's all he said. He is a bunch
of wannabes who needs ECW And then Rbby's music hits
and he comes out, and of course he's in a
one night stand T shirt with the money in the
bank briefcase and h RBDY comes over and he stares
down Lawler, and Lawer sits down and he joins commentary.
Then for the next ten minutes, RVD and fucking Jerry
Lawler just argue over a match.
Speaker 1: Yeah, RVD is sticking up for e c W and
Jerry Lawler is not.
Speaker 2: Dude, RBDY is super sticking up for He said, hey,
I heard you talking shit.
Speaker 1: You say somethingbout.
Speaker 2: Yeah I did. He sucks.
Speaker 1: Hey, dude, you suck a lot. You suck. You would
never cut in e c W. Man, you suck. I
was there and you sucked.
Speaker 2: That's the ju.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just all mad. Dude, you were bad.
It was bad. E c W sucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lawler says, I don't understand why you even want
to be associal with EASV anymore. You're in the big time.
They're going fucking back and forth here, and JR says,
wait a second, here, Well, you know, John Cena is
up next, and there's music playing, and it's fucking it's
Johnny Nitro's music is here. It's Aminem Musico. Dude, JR says,
wait a second, Oh my god, Kang, look at this.
Can you believe who's here? At first, I was like,
am I fucking going nuts? I thought it was a
joke at first, like maybe he was like, oh like
ha ha like Johnny Nitro. But no, like they sold
this as a huge raw acquisition that Johnny Nitro was
now on Raw because he just got fired from SmackDown. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was confused by it too. I thought it was
a rib.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a lot. I was like, okay, uh
and yeah, so Johnny Nitro and he and just got
fired on SmackDown, which leaves Joey Mercury dead to rights
of course.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Molina does the Splits entrance here and Johnny Nitro
gets in front of her ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was the heat brother.
Speaker 1: And now we enter the raw zone.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, play the fucking intro again, ladies, gentlemen.
Speaker 1: I was watching they started for the bumper W.
Speaker 2: So yeah, first time ever. Johnny Nitro versus John Cena.
Speaker 1: RVD on commentary says John Cena might be the w
W champion, but he's never been at e c W.
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, owned.
Speaker 1: Jim Ros says, oh, you know, the Hammerstein sold out.
You got two four hundred and sixty people, and Lalla says,
I'm sure John Cena will be real nervous in front
of that anymore. They fuck you, that's fucked up. What
do you want?
Speaker 2: I mean, I didn't fucking book the he knows Paul.
Speaker 1: So we get the match started. Here. John Cena hits
all his best moves and beats Johnny Nitro.
Speaker 2: I mean that's fucking right, like yeah, Cina kinda he
early on, by the way, very early, he's calling spots
loud for Nitro because you know he's got a g
check him. But then he kind of dials it in
a little.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: Nitro does a couple of his things, you know, he
does the breakdance leg drop, which is of course signature
moving into the games, and so he's gotta have that,
and uh yeah, I mean you can't see me five
knuckles shuffle, he salutes because it's Memorial Day, and he
hits the F you then this STFU and he did
it for the troops.
Speaker 1: And RVD says he won't be seeing any of that.
You can't see me grabby the ECW. You know.
Speaker 2: He's not putting me in that shit.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, So Jim, listen, you're looking at the future
right here. I'm the whole f the whole bleeping I
can't even say it here. I can't even say my gimmick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we got some fucking you know sick.
Speaker 1: Wait he can he can say fucking wait, I just
said fucking the whole fucking shine gold damn trouble. I'm sorry, Jim,
Holy fuck. Oh my bad Joe, my bad. Ship. There
you go. No wake up, Jim, We're on live TV.
Speaker 2: Fuck ship.
Speaker 1: We can do all this an easy.
Speaker 2: W So Sina celebrates. This is funny. As Sina celebrates
and he like salutes the crowd, and Armity says, well,
I'm not impressed, Jimmy, that's funny as ship, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so r v D actually they stared down. He
goes to the apron, he stares down with John Cena.
Johnny Nitro tries to attack John Cena from behind, but
Sena he grabs him, throws him over the ropes into
RVD and they both crash and burn on the floor.
Speaker 2: Rvady dies into the announced table. Uh, and Sina stops
and he looks and he says, shit all right, and
he leaves and then he uh. He gets to the
top of the ramp and of course, because it's cool
as fuck, he's got to spin the title.
Speaker 1: I love when RVD spends the title.
Speaker 2: Dude, Oh my, he does the fucking record scratch on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't believe RVD beats this dude that.
Speaker 2: I mean, how cool is that.
Speaker 1: It's the coolest shit ever in a.
Speaker 2: Venue that has twenty five hundred people. It's an East
w show. Everyone there just wanted to see that. I
fucking wanted to see that. Like, it was perfect. It
was fucking perfect. And of course, you know it lasts
really no time at all, and then they is taken
off of RVD. But for a split second there, the
coolest shit ever was happening on that show.
Speaker 1: So the ww rewind here brought to you by Bowflex.
They of course show us Terry Funk and Tommy Dreamer
attacking Edge and mcfah yeah, Edge.
Speaker 2: Tells mcfoley, but they're talking to Paul Hayman. He's at
the top of the ramp and Edge says, hey, let's
show this dumb ass what hardcore is all about. And
they go to beat up Hayman, and Hayman says, well,
if you want to do this, now meet your opponents
for one night stand and then fucking Tommy Drumer and
Terry fun COmON start kicking their ass. Just what a
crazy fucking time this show, Like, this show is so weird.
Speaker 1: It is weird because Edge and mcfoley are the co
hardcore champions.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, the hell is happening? Well, remember we talked
about they were supposed to have a Razawoir death match,
but that ended up being fully lying and he was
on Edge a side, and he gave him the hardcore
title and they are sharing the hardcore title.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just super weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just I mean this well, I will say it
ends up being a great fucking match at One night
Stand and Edge, Yeah, Edge does the pin.
Speaker 1: Well, now it's time for the Paul Hayman and McK
foley face off town Hall.
Speaker 2: Yes, so there's two podiums here and he ciw Podham
in a to be epodium and they're facing each other,
and Hayman and Folly are here. Fully of course has
the hardcore title, and Folly says, thank you, sure was great,
thank you sure was great to see Molina right here
and to come to Washington cheap pop, and Foley says,
we're here to have a little face off and I
want to thank you last week on a row. You
leveled some pretty heavy charges on me. You called me
a prostitute, charges which I plead he should have said
guilty is charged, but he just says guilty right home
run if he said guilty is charged. I mean, you know,
I'm kind of let's face it, Paul, Everyone in the
WWE does things they don't want to do to get
to the top, you know, Triple Hster, Russell Kenny.
Speaker 1: I mean, just look at the whole show.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're doing it to see some meta
principle take extends, you're in the wrong damn place. The
only difference between E. C. W mcfoley and the current
W B mcfoley that I traded in a low life,
nothing happening pimp like you for a billion dollar pimp
like Fittsmick Mahn. He does the thumbs up again, and
he says, uh, you know he's gonna have to face
Terry Funk and Tommy Dreamer and I don't know where
you see you begin to get off claiming that they
are what hardcore is all about, not after what Edge
and I did at WrestleMania and said new standards for
hardcore and I wish you luck with your charming little
band of pot smoking porn addicted jeep second rate mcfully ripoffs.
So was it like which one of the dreamer Terry
Funk guys was the pot smoker and which was the
porn addict?
Speaker 1: Wow, I do really miss that locker review described.
Speaker 2: Miss go on, Terry, I told you I liked Gregory Dark.
That was a secret Dave traded born, So yeah, he
calls him secondarate mcfoley ripoffs, and Haman says, wow, I
really did. Yeah, like he said, I missed that locker room.
I love the porn in the pot.
Speaker 1: And all the Nick Foley ripoffs.
Speaker 2: And your your comments would be a lot more biting
than me if they didn't come from a guy who
spent his entire career as a Terry Funk ripoff.
Speaker 1: That is classic Paul Hayman O six shoot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this is you know, this is the
most Paul Hayman he's ever been in in the fucking
East Return era.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he might as well have had the goddamn headset
around his neck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, right, Yeah, And Folly says, listen, Terry Funk
was the greatest wrestler I ever saw, and Tommy Drummers
as tough as anyone ever been in a ring with.
But you know they didn't have the guts to do
what I did. Well, oh wait, pull a sock out
of your crutch, that's what you do and make Vince
McMahon laugh when he was at the hospital. That's what
they didn't have the guts to do. Tell me, Mick,
how many shots did you get into the WW title
before you pulled the sock out of your pants?
Speaker 1: Fuck you? You only money? Money, This is money, a
lot of it.
Speaker 2: Pay Doey, Pay Doey.
Speaker 1: You owe Terry money too.
Speaker 2: So Foley says, Terry Funk and Tommy Tummer's problem, Paul
was they had bingal hall balls And what exactly does
that mean? Milly Terry seventeen.
Speaker 1: And you were carried by Mikey whipwrecks. So let me
tell you another thing, Nick, You didn't pay likey. You
didn't pay likey.
Speaker 8: We paid Mikey and crack And to know you will
be paid the same. Welcome back to ec.
Speaker 2: No, give it more, that's for Terry f No, or
we could give you the poop.
Speaker 1: You talk a lot about E c W. Nick, but
wasn't it Mick Foley that carried dog Ship down into
the ring or the rock.
Speaker 2: Foley says, they didn't have what it took to do
what I did. Apply the crack on the maid stage
a w W E and the gutsiest move I ever
made was wandering out of my comfort zone and becoming
one of the biggest stars this business has ever seen.
And you know why you hate me, Paul. You don't
hate me because I sold out, because everybody left you eventually.
You hate me because I had the audacity to realize
what everyone else did sooner or later. The road from
ECW only goes four ways. You either leave there as
a drug a drug addict, a criminal, or a corpse.
You resent me because who I am?
Speaker 1: Fuck you? Well, we can't say that.
Speaker 2: They fute that long diet tribes and they answer with
fuck you and then just start talking again. Hayman says, yeah,
fuck you. So he says that at some point fully
through it all away to become a cheap shot taking lead,
a hand smooching edge, ass kicking whore, and that sets
fully off. He flips the podium fucking and Hayman says,
at one night stand, do an edgecate experience firsthand that
Tommy Drumer and Terry Funk are more capable of living
up to the standard juice set. That's what's gonna happen
to you at One night stand. But I want you
to pay attention edge to the new vision of ECW
because ECW won't be about barb wire and baseball bats
and flaming tables and Paul driving women. We'll still have
some of that. So Hayman says that you know, he
said he's coming back full time and because of that,
it's open season. Anyone on wrong SmackDown can jump. And
Vince McMahon has given me two draft picks, one from
Raw and one from SmackDown. Oh, let me guess your
first row draft pick is is Rob Van Damn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that that. I love that mc foley
like cut him off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: Mc foy step days that you're gonna pick rv D.
Huh well, yes, yes, I am good good shout because
he likes weed. Huh yes.
Speaker 2: It is the only reason Arready liked the only see
to be so much because he was a high flyer.
And then he uh he says, Harbady will be uh
on there and he says, well, I hope everybody uh
you know, watches Raw and smack Down my SmackDown pick
and fully says, let me guess he's a scart up,
used up, second rate mcfully reject, I don't know who
who on the roster is like that.
Speaker 1: That's right, Nick, I picked Kurt Angle.
Speaker 2: Dude, Kurt Angle's music hits and j R loser what
why the hell you're kidding me? Holy shit? Kurt comes
out and he is gigantic, dude.
Speaker 1: I've never heard Kurt spamming the yeahs more than this.
Speaker 9: He is calling nuts, dude. Not only that, I was
What I didn't understand, James was why did I mean?
I guess just because it's wrestling. Folly immediately was not
only ready for a fight, but Kurt Angle gets him
in double X him and beats the fuck out of him.
Speaker 2: Why are these two guys fighting?
Speaker 1: He saw a man ready to fight.
Speaker 2: He said too, I'm gonna take it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Kurt Angle comes out here with the
E CW theme song and he is tweaking. I mean,
he is legitimately freaking the fuck out on this stage.
Speaker 2: Dude, He's legit like I've never seen him so fired up,
like not even when he you know that one entrance
that goes around where he has the world title and
he's fucking nuts like this is above that. He's fucking
fired up to Cake mcfoley's ass.
Speaker 1: He's got the the mouthguard. This says violence too. He
looks crazy. How awesome is that, dude? I know all
of this is great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I fucking love the violence mouthguard too. Dude. Folly
rushes him as he gets in angle, double legs them
and starts headbutting him. This is so fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: He drops the straps and hits him with the Olympic slam.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, oh my god, this is this is earth chattering.
This sucks.
Speaker 1: Kurt. Kurt fucking Mick Foley like falls out of the
ring and powders and Kurt runs over the ropes.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the words. He's like drooling.
Speaker 1: Dude. I loved it. I loved it.
Speaker 2: It was awesome. You want to see Kurt versus MiG.
Speaker 1: This was a fantastic segment.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was fucking awesome. I mean, fuck, I you know,
we gotta get our shitted, but boil boy. I'll listen
to Paul him and to mc fully argue all day
and then Kurt angle just bursting out of his skin.
Oh my god, yeah, I'll watch it. If this was
E CW, that would have been fucking sick. I don't
know if we knew this, James, or if we talk
about this ever, but you know, because we we talked
about Kurt's last show in WWE, we reviewed that I
didn't realize Kurt's actual final WWE match was at an
East w House show on August fourteenth, where he defeated
Danny Doring.
Speaker 1: Yo, w w vall, we gotta see the dude, wbvall.
Speaker 2: You got it, Dude, Kurt should have put Danny Doring
over on the way out.
Speaker 1: Fuck well, big show and Edge with Lita are on
the way to the ring.
Speaker 2: Yes, big show? No Pyro in the entrance?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it fell off.
Speaker 2: Hated that and that's how I knew he was losing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially for a guy that's still in number one
contender range, you can give him the pirate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck is going on here?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Did anyone else have Pyro on the show?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think now, I guess Kane had the
Pyro Oh.
Speaker 2: In the ring, right, yeah, okay, that's fair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they had to take away Big Shows Pyro
to give it to fake Kane.
Speaker 2: Damn it what they took from us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is a number one contenders match here, Yes,
And I was surprised here because there just wasn't a
lot of heat on this one.
Speaker 2: No. I don't know if like I mean, I mean
Big they were working the roles right, like Big Show's
playing Baby Edges obviously the heel. They were doing their stuff,
but like no one really cared. I don't know. I
mean maybe it was like a foregone conclusion in O
six that Edge would win this or something like.
Speaker 1: Well, I think one of the big things here was
obviously we know that Big Show goes to E. C. W. Yes,
and he becomes the champion, correct, and he sort of
gets reinvented there, Yes, And I think the reason that
they did that in the first place is because they
had just beat this guy to shit on TV for
so long.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, they will do it again after. But he
does get the summer a big show of with.
Speaker 1: The yeah right, Yeah, and like I think that the
deal here was right that uh, I mean, I don't
think anyone had any skin in the game with Big
Show at this point. No, he needed to time, he
needed time away. Yes, he needed to reinvent himself to
figure something out out.
Speaker 2: And Hayman always was like his has been a Big
Show guy, like cause you know, fucking even when show
when I don't I think that was it was either
around when Hayman was booking or whatever. But you know,
Haman sides a Big Show during the Brock few, he
give his Big Show the belt.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think Haman always saw it as like, well,
we have this very unique piece. Why wouldn't we try
to use it?
Speaker 2: How hard is that? It's very hard? I guess.
Speaker 1: Well we start the match off here. Edge tries to
quickly take over here, but Big Show is just too big.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like it's his whole deal. And he gives
them the overhand chops in the corner. He does the shush,
which I mean they do sound crazy, and Jerr says,
I'm waving a Hawai flag. I'm out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he really lays those chops in there. It's fucking awesome. Yeah,
gimmick great college say give me that.
Speaker 2: I imagine I mean, obviously I don't know, but I imagined
Big Show had to have given them a lot of advice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I imagine.
Speaker 2: So they never teamed.
Speaker 1: I mean, did they really even interact?
Speaker 2: I want to make sure I'm not wrong, because I
don't feel like they tag. I feel like they face
each other like for the Oh holy fuck. Okay, there
is a period here where they did have a tag
matche here, this is fuck Okay, there's a couple tag
here is James. I'll lay these out for you. In
twenty twelve on SmackDown, Big Show and Great Collie beat
Cody Roads and Wade Barrett.
Speaker 1: Oh nice.
Speaker 2: And then on Raw in twenty twelve, Big Showing, Great
Collie beat Epico and Primo.
Speaker 1: If you don't mind, by the way, if you could
go back to that Alberta del Rio and Cody Roads match,
click on it and then tell me the main event
of that Raw.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, yes, yes, all right? Oh well, first of all,
Big Show and Collie versus Del Rio and Cody Roads
going ten minutes is nuts. Second of all, main event
of this Raw and that can't be right.
Speaker 1: I'll just go ahead and read that all for me
and tell me the finished.
Speaker 2: To You're not talking about the dark main event?
Speaker 1: No, of course, not.
Speaker 2: So you're talking about this tag team main event. This
can't be fucking right.
Speaker 1: Go ahead and read the time and the finish oft
to me afterwards.
Speaker 2: Day So two minute match here, Brotus Clay and Hornswoggle
defeat Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger with Vicky Guerrero by
DQ in two minutes there.
Speaker 1: It is Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's wow. What was going on in the show?
Holy fuck? Yeah? Wow? Good god.
Speaker 1: So Big Show tries to hit the ropes here, but
Lida grabs his foot. Big Show brings her into the
ring by pulling his leg and she legit goes from
the floor into the ring. That was awesome. I've never
seen that. That was great.
Speaker 2: No, I never saw that either. Very fucking cool.
Speaker 1: Big Show snake Eye's edge into the corner here and
they get a great camera shot from underneath.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is. I mean, Big Show looks huge, man
Like again, all the pieces are there. I understand Big
Show's been on TV forever, but like, fuck, he's he's
fucking he's the Big Show. Just fucking make up the
Big Show. I don't know, man Like fucking hell.
Speaker 1: Big Show pulls edge up from the floor to the
apron by his head, but Edge jaw jacks them. Edge
goes up here, but Big Show tosses them off into
the ring.
Speaker 2: Fuck you, he little mother reffor bomb for the home crowd.
Speaker 1: Edge trips up Big Show as he's going into the
corner for a splash, and that allows him to hit
a Tornado DT out of the corner.
Speaker 2: Couldn't fucking believe that, dude, I uh one, because I
saw it setting up for it. I was like, Okay,
Big Show pancakes him, right, like he just throws them. No,
Big Show takes a Tornado DT bump.
Speaker 1: And they have a whole sequence finish here. That was
kind of Edge's thing at the time, the ultimate opportunist, right, yes,
so his finishes would be elaborate ways to cheat. So
Edge hits the tornado DEDT. Big Show goozles Edge, but
Edge grabs the referee to get out of the goozle
and then tosses the referee on the ground. The refee dies,
and then he pokes the Big Show in the eyes,
which is.
Speaker 2: A fucking funny by the way. Uh I love a
good ipoke, by the way, Like, if anyone listen out there,
if if you don't know, if you're a heel and
you need a cutoff. Ipoke works every time. Rake the eyes.
Something with the eyes always works.
Speaker 1: Edge grabs a chair from outside since the ref is down.
He comes into the ring, but Big Show just punches
the chair.
Speaker 2: That Seko's fucking flying due.
Speaker 1: The ref grabs the chair to get it out of
the ring, and Lida comes in and low blows the
big shot.
Speaker 2: Ah come on, but thankfully his balls and cock are
so big that it doesn't hurt him.
Speaker 1: Big Show then goozles Lida and the referees like, please
don't do the choke slam. That's mass Cane's thing.
Speaker 2: We just saw Fay can do the show stopper. You
got to figure out something else. It's time to start
doing the punch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the ref checks on Lida because Big Show
just throws her down. Edge comes from behind with the
steel chair and hits Show right in the neck with it.
He follows it up with his spear and he gets
the wind.
Speaker 2: He does the triple h sledgehammer shot to his neck.
Speaker 1: I think he didn't want to make a lot of
noise because the ref was still in the ring. He
was like, what's the quietest way I can do this?
And still to win work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take that in an edge immediately powders and
he celebrates on the outside with Lida. This wasn't an
offensive match by any means, I don't you know. We
were talking about this, that and the other, but like,
it wasn't a bad match. It's just very obviously no
one really cared about it and the outcome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the biggest problem with it, right is
that there was no heat on it. But I will
say I enjoyed the match quite a bit. The finish
was very elaborate. Yeah, and it all seemed to work
pretty well there. I love the parts where Big Show
was on top here. I think they did good shit. Yeah,
and it really is kind of like a preview of
what Big Show goes on to do an ECW where
he has just beating the shit out of dudes. But
he definitely gets a vicious side to him that he
does not have here, and he's able to find that
ECW because he is just legitimately dragging people and beating.
Speaker 2: Them to death. He is launching them with no regard
because that's his job.
Speaker 1: Ww. The SmackDown Magazine presents the SmackDown Rebound.
Speaker 2: Yes of course, by the way, James, I gotta point
out because I don't want you to miss one of these.
They did show a shot out here of outside of
the Tacoma Dome and Jr. Says, well, the game will
face the lebron James of the Spirit Squad Kenny, and
you won't. You can't imagine what Jerry Lawler says here.
Speaker 1: What's he saying he's.
Speaker 2: Gonna kill Kenny?
Speaker 1: We go backstage Triple Ah just walking with his sledgehammer,
and Vince McMann says, give me that.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey man, you're got your friend there. I want
to wish you the best luck, a good gar. Look
at the size of your friend. Can I let me
get that?
Speaker 1: Does this segment really have to be on the show? Yeah,
I mean, I just I don't know. Like I was
just I didn't want to see I didn't need to
see any more backstage segments of Triple Age and Vince
I didn't need to see anything. They do it a lot.
You could have just took the sledgehammer from him and
like he didn't come out with it and you could
just sound commentary. O. I guess my tuck it or
events took it. What I don't need to see.
Speaker 2: We're built into the big d X versus Shane and
Vince feud.
Speaker 1: Here all the ship butt alls.
Speaker 2: What was that, jar?
Speaker 1: I think he should all these ship bub balls.
Speaker 2: So Vince takes a sledgehammer from him and says, this
is Sam Freddy hit you accidentally hit my son Shane
with You know what, I got so much confidence in
you in this match. I don't think you need this.
He just leaves. He just walks off with it. Yep,
there it does, and Triple H doesn't follow him. He's
just cool. He just accepts that that that's what the
deal is here, okay.
Speaker 1: Because he knew he had already planned another sledgehammer.
Speaker 2: Ah, because he knew Vince would do this right right.
Speaker 1: So now it's time for the main event, Triple H
versus Kenny Dykstra Spirit Jack Match. Spirit Jack Match. Here
Spirit Squad are already in the ring with the airhorn
and they're doing a cheer here to introduce Kenny to
the ring.
Speaker 2: They do the whole deal. They spell his name out,
Kenny Kenny, He's our man. If he can't do it,
no one can. Yeah. Dude, once again, though, didn't rub
his ass on the ground. Didn't do the dance, Like,
what the fuck is going on here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That was safe for RVD only.
Speaker 2: I mean, they're going to town on RB. One of
them turns onto Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: That's nuts, Like, holy shit.
Speaker 2: Kenny makes his entrance. The boys are fired up in
the ring and Kenny does the sin car entrance into
the ring with the trample leade.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, little trampoline.
Speaker 2: They recap Spirit Squad fucking up HBK and Jared says, well,
the mr results on Michael's kneeage, well was not good.
Speaker 1: So Mike Mondo is just laying on this airhorn the
whole time. He's going to TA just making his entrance here,
everyone powders. Mike Mondo's out there.
Speaker 2: I gotta give it to the Spirit Squad they I mean, listen,
I don't know. The run is not very long, but
these dudes had some balls on them. They are fucking
around during Triple H's entrance, and when they get the
chance to fucking kick Triple H's ass, they are him crazy.
Speaker 1: They lay the boots in.
Speaker 2: Dude, they slapped this ship at it like.
Speaker 1: Taking liberties. He said, I'm getting over tonight. I'm getting
over tonight, I'm gonna show them what.
Speaker 2: I'm about, motherfuckers. I'm taking it. I like, I'm not joking.
Seeing them fucking fuck around with Triple H, I was like,
they might have something, They might have something. Dude, do
you know how this angle, like the spirit squad thing ends, right?
You know this? Or no?
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: D X put them in a box and slap an
ov W sticker on it and then they go away forever.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's kind of funny.
Speaker 2: I like, it's fucking we have Like it's unreal. We
have to watch that.
Speaker 1: Too, Like that's.
Speaker 2: And then they've never seen again.
Speaker 1: So we start things off here Kenny tries to run
down Triple H, but Triple H turns around and punches him.
Of course, Kenny tries to take advantage here of the
Spirit jacks, and of course he jaw jacks Triple H.
And I gotta say, man, like, they gave this way
more time than I had ever imagined for this one.
Speaker 2: Wow, they gave this a lot of time. This was
way longer than the scene of match.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was a lot. Like I think
there was like when the entrances started. I think there
was twenty minutes left on the show. It's like, wow,
where is the whole show? This match? Dude?
Speaker 2: Okay, I had the same thought, but I was like, okay,
short match. And then there's like a post seg that
something happens that I don't remember that we're gonna see here.
But no, it's like all match, which couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: So Kenny comes back into the ring. Here he gives
Triple H a nasty shot, I mean right on the
top of his neck, like.
Speaker 2: They're giving it to him, dude, they are fucking giving
it to this dude.
Speaker 1: After the nasty shot from Kenny, Triple H gives him
a receipt in the corner, lighting up Jack, Triple H
throws Mitch into the steps On the outside, Mike Mondo
tries to jump off the trampoline, but Triple As just
sends him into the barricade.
Speaker 2: Dude, Mikey fucking dies. He hits that thing so hard.
And when, uh when, when they were fucking doing the
show on the outside, Mitch had grabbed Tripleg's leg and
Loss says, I think that's I think it's Mikey and Jess. No,
that's you, Mitch, and he rhymes with he rhymes with
son of a Hey, fuck you, Holy go.
Speaker 1: So Triple A shit cans Kenny. Here we go to commercial.
We come back. Triple As chases Kenny to the outside
and Mitch jumps off the trampoline into Triple A.
Speaker 2: Mitch springboards off the trampline. I cannot tell you what
move he does to hit Triple Cheer Canniball. It was
fucking He just kind of collides with them kind of,
and he lays him out, and it's enough for the
Spirit Squad to stomp his ass out.
Speaker 1: They all jump Triple H and I swear to god,
they are yelling kill him, kill him.
Speaker 2: They fucking are they are. I thought I was going nuts.
I'm so glad you fucking said something because I was like,
I'm not gonna bring it up because I think I
didn't hear that right. They are legit yelling just.
Speaker 1: Kill him, kill him, dude. Doph Ziggler gets in his
face and says, you're trash, You're trash. I mean they're
taking liberties here.
Speaker 2: I'm on board, dude, I'm on the fucking team.
Speaker 1: Kenny gets in the ring here, he gets a two
on Triple H.
Speaker 2: He does, dude, Yeah, like, because they fucking kicked his ass,
and uh he does. Of course the leaping back elbow.
That must be patting it.
Speaker 1: Kenny, the ref gets distracted by his Spirit Squad. Johnny
comes in the ring and he hits Triple H with
the Johnny Go round kick for it too.
Speaker 2: At Triple H bumps off of it. Yeah, I thought, wow,
I thought it was gonna be Duc pedigree or something
like that, but no, Triple H. He's getting these strokes
from the Spirit Squad.
Speaker 1: Kenny goes for sweet Chin music with the atricks he hear,
but Triple H ducks and hits a DDT and then
Spirit Squad lay on the air horn.
Speaker 2: And of course, yeah, dude, like they it's the packet
dog mentality. I mean, it'll catch you every fucking time,
every single time, really pack a dog. That's why I'll
pushing these guys.
Speaker 1: Spirits Squad then crots Triple H on the post and
they attack his leg and that's where the match turns here,
as Kenny chot blocks Triple H, gets a two and
they really just start going to town on his leg.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's working the leg. Mitch's slamming triple he's legging
the apron getting two. Kenny's hitting Needy T's nuts. They're
taking off his knee pad like they're going to town
here on this fucking leg, because that's of course what
they did to Sean Michael.
Speaker 1: Kenny goes to jump on a Triple H's leg here,
but Triple H pushes dolfh Ziggler into the ropes and
it crotches Kenny on the top rope. Triple H that
hits the spinebuster loads up the pedigree, but Spirit squad interferes,
and then Triple H kicks all their asses, dude, and
then he hits the pedigree and then he wins.
Speaker 2: Okay, the fucking s fine muster hit with Kenny was awesome,
and his fire up after it was awesome too. Uh yeah, dude,
I mean he fucking kicks this shit out of all
them pedigree to the twenty year old, and uh yeah,
Triplex gets the win. But of course you can't stop
the pack of dog no way.
Speaker 1: They jump his ass immediately and start kicking his ass.
Speaker 2: They stomp this shit out of five onhe one.
Speaker 1: Come on, fuck, and they are taking their time here.
I mean they take Triple AH to the announce table.
They're throwing his head off the table. Mike Mondo is
legitimately trying to make a career right now. He is
going nuts on Triple H in this segment.
Speaker 2: Dude, he is slapping them in. Dude, Okay, this is
so fucking funny. Like I would have gave him a
fun I would have gave Mikey Mondo a fucking title
because of this. Triple Ah just crawling to like he's
at the apron. Mikey looks at him. Then he crouches
down and picks up the apron, looks under the ring
so fucking crazy for the sledgehammer, and mocks Triple H
and then slaps his head around a bunch of times.
It's unfucking believable.
Speaker 1: He wants it, man, he wants it.
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, this like they are giving it to him.
Someone had to tell him, like, hey, you guys, gotta
you can't be pussy's out there man, like fucking get
him Triple edge.
Speaker 1: Then crawls over to the timekeeper area and picks up
a sledgehammer.
Speaker 2: Because that's of course the old area for the sledgehammer.
You know, it's either on the ring or it's fucking
over here, and the squad are all. They're all. They
stop in the tracks in the shock because Triple hg
is about to kill him with the sledgehammer.
Speaker 1: Of course, he played the sledgehammer earlier and now it's
time for him to check everybody's ass.
Speaker 2: I mean, Johnny tries to stow a chairt on me, misses,
Triple Ah starts hitting him all with a sledgehammer. He
swings at the fucking ring post and misses, and it
makes a crazy sound and he chases Mikey in the
ring with it, and they all run away and Triple
H stands tall with the sledgehammer.
Speaker 1: Vince mcmahondin comes out and says, let's look at the tron.
Oh wait, all right, did that? Let me just sayradulation.
Speaker 2: Hooray uh, and then he goes to leave. He says,
I have I don't know a challenge for you next week,
though I see you joining a certain club. How about
next week on Raw? Triple H joins messed deic Man
kiss my ass club, and Triple H is obviously not happy.
Vince's music hits as he does the Brian Myers taunt,
and then it shows Triple H in the ring. Then
it comes back to Vince, who is now dancing to
his song.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, I mean just he gives no fucks at all,
like none at all. I don't know. How about next
week on RAW? You just kiss my ass?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: Good bye? Everybody? Like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: That's the main amount of ramis this week?
Speaker 1: Guess? Holy shit?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: All right, blow the limo up now.
Speaker 2: I'll go over this real quick. I did it last time,
so I thought i'd give it a go this time too.
The rating for this show, just in case you're curious,
was a three point six to eight, and I do
have the segment by segments, so from the Observer June twelfth,
sixth and the segment by segment. Shelton versus Kane gained
four hundred and forty two thousand new viewers. Meltzer says
again because of the week open, the games early were
stronger than usual. Viscerari versus Zumaga gained two hundred and
eleven thousand viewers. Phoenix Sorry, Beth and Tory against Victoria
and Candice game two hundred and eighty two thousand viewers.
Scenea versus Nitro with the RV d angle and the
beginning of the Fully Hyman Debate Game two hundred and
thirty eight thousand, uh and then the ending of the
Fully Hayman Deal with Angles running plus this week in
w history. In the beginning of Edge and Show lost
thirty five five thousand viewers, the finish of Addresses Show
plus a See No Evil package and a Triple H
Winch Backstage Game three hundred and sixty three thousand viewers,
and then Triple H versus Kemy gained eight hundred and
eighty four thousand viewers, and it peaked at a four
point five year rating. And Meltzer said, you sure can't
argue that the Spirit Squad isn't over, because even though
they are put in the best point of the show
and work the show's top draws, they are still pulling
new reviewers at far more than usual closing of the
show rate. So the Spirit Squad may be a draw.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean never even second guessed it.
Speaker 2: Well, that is it for WWE Monday Night Raw, May
twenty ninth, two thousand and six. And now it's time
for the main event.
Speaker 1: Let's read some fucking names, all right, Welcome to the
main event.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, we made yes or no Yes.
Speaker 1: It's time to read those names. Yeah, names name five
dollars tier hitting the six seven the long way. Now
I'm on the Lloyd's of London.
Speaker 2: Oh that's that sounds good right, Like you're getting paid.
Speaker 1: She chased my Richard Son. I went modest to the top,
modest at the top.
Speaker 2: Push you off the top, you fall very far.
Speaker 1: Josh Alfonso, Ryan Durfy Nelson. Fuck the Braves, Fuck the Phillies,
Fuck the Dodgers. Damn fuck the Giants. From a Giants fan.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's yeah.
Speaker 1: You guys can go ahead and keep Devers over there too, man.
Speaker 2: No, no, I think that's your boy.
Speaker 1: That's your boy.
Speaker 2: I think they the Braves would really love to have
a Rockie Devers on their team.
Speaker 1: No, that's your way. You keep him in San Francisco.
It's the weather's good.
Speaker 2: You know what. This guy was smart too. He threw
a fuck the Giants in there as a Giants fan
because he knew we were about to go stat looking.
Speaker 1: I mean I had to look already know they're playing
like shit. We talk to Scott all the time.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, West Coast Scott, we have to
hear what the transit tribulations of the Giants very frequently,
so I you know, I agree. I'm on your side
with the the Giants, bart.
Speaker 1: Though and the Braves beat the Dodgers. By the way,
I heard Terrence Ward whoa Dick Johnson pussy galore style?
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Speaker 2: That's such a that's such a long time ago part
of my life, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, it is so so long ago.
Speaker 2: That's fucked up. Part is that there's people that only
know roadkilling Danny dor from that.
Speaker 1: Like I don't even know if I was thirty, like
when you said that joke. Also on sherek cout fuck you,
Michael Rushing Junior. The he is Michael Rulo, he is
pity yo, fuck you beat one Jay ten dollars tier Hey, Johnny,
I'm an eighty seven year old grandma and Philly. Where
can I go to hide from people trying to kick
my ass?
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an eighty seven year old old man that makes coke
the old way. I promise you ain't find him in
Philly Well he makes coke.
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