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Speaker 1: Boys by, Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number three

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hundred and fifty one. That's a lot, and this week

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we are talking about Monday Night RAW for May twenty ninth,

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two thousand and six.

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Speaker 2: How's that you just did we I just had to

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hear you say this. You just said this. You just

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did this whole thing. I fucking lived this. You said

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there was a May to two hundred and six raw,

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and we just talked about it. I was there.

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Speaker 1: It's for the anniversary of May nineteenth. But before we

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get into that, we have the Deadlock updates.

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when this podcast ends. On the last episode, we played

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ourselves some don't it be a backlash? A no Mercy

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mod made by retro Randy Price. We fucking played it.

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Not only did we play it had my mind blown

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because it had a fully functioning hell in a cell

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Speaker 1: It was awesome too, man, It worked great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ran fucking smooth. We had no issues other than

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trying to figure out our controllers, which didn't make it

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to the cut. But damn, that was a fucking annoying Holy.

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Speaker 1: Shit, dude. Yeah, the controller deal and emulators sometimes can

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be so annoying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what a pain of the ass. But what wasn't

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a pain in the ass is that we played that

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So get on over there. It's in the description anywhere

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we post something about Deadlock. Now it's time to talk

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about facin.

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Speaker 1: All right, Hey, let's get into Monday Night Raw, May

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twenty ninth, two thousand and six. Yes, yes, you asked

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for it, you will receive it.

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Speaker 2: Like I mean, like I feel like I'm being punished,

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for the audience's joy of two thousand and six raw, Like,

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how often is it that we're this close in proximity

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from one date to another. We watched the beginning of May.

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Now we're watching the end of May two thousand and six,

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all because of fake came Now.

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Speaker 1: Don't be confused. The fake Cane thing was a May

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nineteenth thing, yes, but fake Caine did not show up

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until May twenty ninth on this raw.

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Speaker 2: Which is like a very like there was a show

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on May nineteenth, there was SmackDown. They could have did

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this whole angle there. They could have moved Caane to

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SmackDown for this whole deal. But instead fake Cane just

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shows up late, which is actually even funnier when you

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find out it's this.

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Speaker 1: This is a hot raw angle. SmackDown doesn't get to

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get this one.

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Speaker 2: We're lucky, James, because.

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Speaker 1: You have SmackDown John Hide and right now. Since John

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Hiding right to smack down, now, go.

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Speaker 2: And give that man chocolate? Or is he gone already?

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He might already be done.

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Speaker 1: He probably is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think John right. Bring John right back now

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on SmackDown, right now, dude. January seventeen, two and six,

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they released Hide and Reich.

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Speaker 1: Wow this year.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a big year. They make a lot of

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changes here as you mentioned, you know, angles on raw here,

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I mean, thank god, James, we're smack dab in the

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middle of so many hot angles in the WWE at

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one time here on this episode.

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Speaker 1: We're reaching a boiling point.

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Speaker 2: Well before we get into this just fantastic episode of

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Monday Night Rowl, let's talk about what was going on

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in the wad wrestling at the time with the wrestlingum

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Server newsletter. A lot of drama James has been unfolding here.

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As we talk about the Observer, May twenty ninth, two

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thousand and six, Meltzer writes, things are going crazy in

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the WI and this is he's not even talking about

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Hyde and Rich getting fired to January, like we're past that.

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How much crazy you are gonna get?

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Speaker 1: Time moves so fast? Man, Oh my god, I know.

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Speaker 2: One day a man with chocolate all over his face

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is celebrating God by television screed with Road Warrior Animal

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and the next day he's gone, holy man, Well, things

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are crazy in the w W right now. James, with

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injuries and burnout affecting much of the roster, fights breaking

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out SmackDown. Ratings plunging badly because we fired John heyden Rech,

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yet House show Business seemingly strong, and EA said to

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be about to be launched with almost nothing finalizing plans.

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It can only be described as nobody knows what is

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going to happen next, major booking plans changed by the minutes,

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and nobody knows what is going on and what is

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going to happen in the next two paper of events

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that are just a few weeks away. Now does this show,

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oh James, do you because I feel like this is

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very off course here? Did this raw feel just unorganized

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to you? Because I don't this felt like a mission

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statement this episode?

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Speaker 1: Well, I think the biggest thing that caught my eye

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on this episode was Vince McMahon, who came out a lot.

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I mean, he had a lot of talking on this show, yes,

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and it did not ever seem like he gave one

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singular fuck about what he was saying. It was almost

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like he was just trying to pop himself the entire

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time he was out there.

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Speaker 2: It definitely felt like somebody was like, dude, Vince, you

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got to get back on TV. Like somethings, this is

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like I don't know we need you on this episode

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a lot, like we don't got anything, and he said,

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all right, I'll fucking make it happen, and then he

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didn't make it happen, So I guess there was. I'm

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sure you've heard about this at one point or another.

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I think this gets brought up a lot when wrestling

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fights are talked about. But the fight between one Booker

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team Batista happened during this time. Here here is a

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more detailed eyewitness account of what happened. Meltzer says on

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May fifteenth, the filming of the Summerslim commercial between Booker

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T and Batista, there was apparently an underlying issue between

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the two, and Booker T knock slapped him now aloud.

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Speaker 1: Batista is down. Batista is down.

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Speaker 2: There was apparently an underlying issue between the two which

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neither would talk about. There's been speculation this stems from

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the problems with Molina and Sorry, the problems that Malina

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had with Charmel on the Australian tour, which led to

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the guys giving up their final night in Australia for

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Wrestler's Court to sentence Molina for her behavior. Because, of course,

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although Booker has told friends it was Batista's attitude that

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caused it, as he perceived and still does that Batista

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feels like he's superior to the rest of the guys

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and perceives the only people who respects our top guys

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like Triple H and Rick Flair. I wonder where. I

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wonder where that would have come from.

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Speaker 1: I think it would come from his time with evolution.

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Speaker 2: Hmm, Yes, I imagine that would be the case. Yes.

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When Batista came to the commercial shoot, it was said

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he only went up to certain guys to shake their hand,

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which were top guys and UH which heinrich would have

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been one of those guys, by the way, UH and

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fit Finley was one of those guys. For better or worse,

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given locker room etiquette, the guys that he didn't come

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to who went to him. Some of them felt it

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was a slight which probably would have meant nothing in

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the long run except things quickly compounded. Meltzer says. Anyway,

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major rule of thumb if you were in w locker room,

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walk up to every person there and introduce yourself the

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first time, and every other time shake everyone's hand. Apparently,

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Booker was one of those and felt Batista was being

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a big shot and had no respect for business and

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cut a promo on him. Who do you think do

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you think Batista did go up and shake hands with

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smack Down two and six Paul London because he was

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standing there with a big smile on his face.

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Speaker 1: Batista was pissed off. He was pacing back and forth

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back stage. He was wondering when John Heinrich was gonna

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get there. He didn't even know they took him off

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the roster or sent him home.

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Speaker 2: Fuck, they stood there for so long. I mean, Paul

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London's probably a good shout. Probably uh, Spike Dudley the boss.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's one of the go It's probably uh yeah,

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Danny Basham. Oh not Doug though, Doug. Uh Doug had

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heat with Batista.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean similar. Look, so they you know, had

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big guy heat.

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Speaker 1: OVW heat, that's you know what that's for.

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Speaker 2: It was probably uh which you know that holds a

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lot of weight, the OVW heat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, especially around that time. I mean, don't

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even get me started on the two thousand and two

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OVW class.

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Speaker 2: Oh please, don't get started at the two thousand and

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two OVW class. That's the last the guy need.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people don't remember, but John Heiderreich was

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in the two thousand and two class. He was the

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top of the class.

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Speaker 2: He actually held the top of the class trophy, which

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a lot of good top guys held in many different companies.

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Maltso says, the only thing we were told directly is

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the two argued. It's crazy. He said that when Batista

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told Booker he could take him out any time, Booker

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responded by saying, why not try right now and step

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into an empty room, close the door behind us, and

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go for it. During the argument back and forth, which

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Booker was getting the better of U, Batista a only

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insinuated he was a draw and pointed to Smackdun's ratings

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going down the toilet and since he left, which I mean,

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that's a pretty gnarly Uh, that's a gnarly blow to

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get somebody. You're in the middle of a fucking argument

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and he brings up stats. That's Twitter personified.

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Speaker 1: Did he have like a big whiteboard or something? What

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do you point, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, like the Kevin Nash one in DNA where he

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shows like Kevin Nash's run was up here? Batist the

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points all right, well, this is when King Booker was

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world champion. It's all the way down here, and then

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this was the John heinerrech era, and look how high

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it was. But then mine was all the way up here. Uh,

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and it was. It was unbelievable. The first fight saw

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the two actually in a room. Everyone left and they

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shut the door, this like prison style. Booker's version was

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that he put his hand on the doorknob to close

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it and got sucker punched. Booker came back and was

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doing some real damage. This is a crazy fucking retelling

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of this. People heard the sounds of fist meeting flesh,

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and after a very short period of time, maybe thirty seconds,

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the door was opened and people saw Booker on top

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pounding on Batista, and the wrestlers broke it up. Batista

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was screaming to let it continue, so they did, and

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Booker was again getting the better of it. Batista in

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the second round grabbed Booker's braids and tried to throw

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knees from the clinch, like you'd see in a Muay

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pull someone's hair, but you can drive their head down

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and throw knees up. Moltzer's like going into MMA rules

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Speaker 2: You know, that's part of wrestler's court. They got sanctioned

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to a three round, fucking twenty minute fight.

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Speaker 1: Undertakers like John McCarthy. Back there, come, guys, let me

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see some action. Did the fuck up? Where's the actually? Guys?

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Get off the ground.

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Speaker 2: Meltzer says, the best you could do is hit Booker's elbow,

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or that it was doing Batista was Batista was taunting him, saying,

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is that what you've got? And you're hitting my elbows?

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he went down, Which how'd she get into the cage,

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which may have been a factor in the later Malina

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Batista got a good punch in described as a sucker punch,

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which was the punch that swelled Booker's eye. After that,

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it was said Booker was really furious and vowing that

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sometime in someplace he'd get him back, saying I'm an

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og Meltzer notes slang for original gangster, just in case

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you did know.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: While Matista claimed Booker was a cancer to the locker room,

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Batista said in front of everyone that if anyone thinks

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he's a band, influenced the locker room to say it,

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and nobody would. While the two did a personal appearance

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together and even posed for photos on the company's website

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and have agreed to put it past them, the bitterness

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definitely still remains. Big fights here, big fight feel with

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multi round backstage fights broken up and I can't it

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sounds like every from whoever I told this part of

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the story, it sound like book T was kicking his ass.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you hate to see a bullshit Muytai clench,

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you know what I mean. I mean, my guys separate,

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let me see some action, let me see. Hey, you're

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being a pussy right now.

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Speaker 2: The first of many releases from w Film See No

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Evil open to largely bad to awful reviews and overall

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decent business over its first week. In the movie put

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out by famed porn director Gregory dark Fame, Oh like

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this guy's like he's over or Meltzer knows him. Meltzers

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like really into his films.

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Speaker 1: You know, porn was way different back then. You had

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to be published and ship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. That's true. A whole different world now,

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is it not. Yeah. Well, with Kane playing Jacob goodnight

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to Herr character based somewhat on his wrestling persona with

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the with the Cock closed at four point five million dollars,

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you guys got to say.

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Speaker 1: There, no, just make sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean no, no, I don't okay, just make

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sure you're there. Uh, closed at four point five million dollars,

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good for sixth place in its first weekend. At press time,

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the movie was at four point nine million, almost five million.

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Because it was released in only the twelve hundred theaters,

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it's per screen average was third for the weekend. Find

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the expected blockbusters the Da Vinji Code, the Da Vinkie

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Code yes, otherwise pronounced as the da Viki Code, and

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Over the Hedge, which got most of the week in

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publicity that would be pushed the third place figure hard

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on its TV and did qualify it by saying per

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screen average. We talked about this a little bit on

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the last episode, but I thought I'd bring it up

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here just because it's worth a little further out. But yes,

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Seen No Evil, bad reviews, but it's making money. Ewwe.

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Speaker 1: Way a May release for a horror movie is interesting.

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Would think they want to push for a later release,

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But I'm gonna go ahead and guess that they thought

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maybe some other horror movies would be released around that time.

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There's no way this will hold up against anything.

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Speaker 2: So no, let's see what came out October two thousand

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and six. Saw three came out at the end of

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October sixth Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the beginning.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I cannot fucking believe it. The movie

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Stay Alive came out in two thousand. Who out there

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knows about this fucking movie Stay Alive. This is an instant,

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fucking classic, Frank seen as classic fucking movie. Have you

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ever seen this?

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Speaker 2: I don't think so. No.

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Speaker 1: This came on television so fucking much, dude, stays Oh

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my god, I was obsessed with this movie, Stay Alive,

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Stay Alive.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: The tagline for the movie you die in the game.

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You die for real.

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Speaker 2: Wait, I might have seen this because I remember that tagline.

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Speaker 1: This came out in March, dude, and this movie was

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on TV, so fucking my.

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Speaker 2: God, dude. Okay, I don't know if I knew the

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name of this movie, because I think it was like

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during the time where I would just like have a

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channel on and it'd play and I'd keep it on.

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I've absolutely seen this movie, dude. Yes, and it's awesome. Dude.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, fantastic fucking movie. I mean, come on, guys.

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Speaker 2: I legit, like didn't like I've suppressed this memory. That

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is fucking unbelievable. Wow, we gotta watch this again.

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Speaker 1: Yes, dude, that is that is fantastic. Shout out to

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Stay Alive you guys. If you haven't seen that film,

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you have to go check that out. Well.

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Speaker 2: There was yet another backstage skirmish last week James, stemming

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from the one the week before. Oh sorry, this is

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from the a different observer, I think. Oh no, we're

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still on May twenty nine. I'm fucking lying. There was

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so much on this fucking week here. There was a

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yet another backsage skirmers last week, stemming from the one

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the week before. This time it was Melina and Charmel

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who got into an argument that turned into the beginnings

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of a fight in the dressing room on May fourteenth,

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and al Paso they were arguing about the Batista Booker

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t situation. Vince Rickmann had a personal talk with Malina

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about all the heat she had on her last two

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days in Albuquerque. But both women are considered in trouble

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for how it turned out when they did the Wrestler's

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Court deal in Australia on Molina on a few months

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back in Australia Double Australia, it was over her alleged

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attitude towards other women and considering its SmackDown, there were

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only two other women who traveled, one of whom is Charmel.

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A lot of fucking I mean sloppy shop here, a

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lot of people fucking fighting in the SmackDown locker room.

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It's like a locker room leader maybe got fired in

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January that could have stopped all this, Meltzer says in

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the Snucks Through the Censors Award for the Year, Collie

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used the term I'm definitely gonna fuck up this term.

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Collie used the term it's spelled m A D R

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C cho U D met our child, who is how

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it is spelled here when talking about Undertaker, which in

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Hindu means motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: Nice good for him, He called her to take.

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Speaker 2: Her motherfucker on TV. That's awesome, that's fucking base. That's

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why he's a multi time world champion and.

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Speaker 1: He's le about to win the title year.

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Speaker 2: Yes, holy shit, you're right. Last couple of things here

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from The Observer, June fifth, two thousand and six. Angle Kurt,

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of course, was said to have been very unhappy at

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the May twenty third tapings in Bakersfield, and this may

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have been part of the reason. Upon more thinking, is

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probably the worst move possible for Angle. Angle's body has

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been broken down badly. This is, of course, in reference

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to what we're going to talk about on this show,

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where Kurd Angle is drafted to e C dub so

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and I believe, I mean, we've talked about Kurt's last

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WWE show here, which was on ECW. But we're, you know,

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getting I think we're not too far away from Kurt

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going to TNA, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, which is awesome. So yeah, shouts out Paul Haymond

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for making this fucking happen. Last thing here, since it's

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a very Kane oriented episode. We'll finish off with a

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little more Sea No Evil after two weekends and release

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See No Evil held up better than expected again in

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week two, and it's gross nine point four million dollars

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as of May thirtieth, after its first eleven days of

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release for a low budget movie. Well certainly not a

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home run for w W Films or even a double.

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It is a solid single. Hell yeah, Meltzer with the

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baseball talk, Goddamn, I'll take that.

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Speaker 1: It's some fucking teams in the last couldn't even pay

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for a single right now.

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Speaker 2: I'm bad with you because my team's hit it falls slightly, But.

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Speaker 1: How many games behind are the Phillies right now?

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Speaker 2: Doesn't mean that we don't hit singles, at doubles, at

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home runs, not the games, but the league leading home

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run hitter is on my team.

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Speaker 1: Wow. You better hope he doesn't get through a slump

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any time soon, buddy.

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Speaker 2: I can only hope that they continue to feed him

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whatever he would like every week, and he could continue

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to eat as much as possible. Well, that is it

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for the observer. Now let's talk about we raw in

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two thousand and six once again, May twenty ninth to

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two thousand and six.

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Speaker 1: All right, May twenty ninth, two thousand and six, Raw

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on a Monday night. You know, what that means. Yes. Yes.

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The show opens with a video package for Memorial Day,

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thank you all the Veterans.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I mean they do a whole deal here.

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I swear, James, I was watching this video. It's a

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they do this whole nice thing for the armed forces.

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It's you know, they it's a long, it's going long,

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and I'm like, this definitely ends with like a Vince

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McMahon appreciation bit at the end of this, Like this

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has to be something that is gonna get heat, But no,

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they didn't. Actually, they just fucking went through whole deal here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. For some reason, it shifts like halfway through this

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deal to like real evil. Yeah, it does, like for

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some reason. I don't know why, and you guys have

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to maybe go watch this and see for yourself. But

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it was just, uh, you know, it was just a

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basic boilerplate thank you to all the veterans memorial kind

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of thing, and then like halfway through the song gets

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really dark and they almost start saying like and some

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of you guys don't support the veterans, and do you

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think that's the right thing to do? And I was like, wow, holy.

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Speaker 2: Shit, dude, that's the part where I thought that we're

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gonna go from. Like, yeah, you know, sometimes we forget

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about the sacrifices that are made. And I thought it

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was gonna be like a clip of Vince getting beat up. No, no,

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it was like, hey, hey, you bet hey lock in

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on this day of remembrance. Else Yeah, wha shit.

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Speaker 1: A lot of you guys are off work today. I

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want to remember why. So of course we start with

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the show here. Yes, sir, we promised you a great

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run event tonight. FRED Champions.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, nothing gets to be more fired up.

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There's probably a couple of things, but that's up there.

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I'll tell you that.

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Speaker 1: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcome us into Raw here

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as Vince McMahon makes his way to the ring.

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Speaker 2: So Jr's back, right, So we just watched a couple

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of weeks ago Joey Styles quit and j R Is here.

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Speaker 1: Now yep, they hired back Jim Ross here. Uh and

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just a side fact here, they didn't let him do

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the fucking skittles read tonight.

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Speaker 2: I I mean, I was gonna bring it up once

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we get there, but like that felt like a punishment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking bullshit.

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Speaker 3: This is.

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Speaker 2: So Vince as you said, he's Evince comes down the ring,

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he's strutting heavy. And last week, after after what took

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place last week, which my brain started pacing, I just said,

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what the fuck could have possibly happened to make this happen?

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Your Triple h will go one on one with twenty

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year old Kenny. And if he hits this line once

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and he hits it every single time this is brought

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up after this, well he's gonna want to one who

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gets twenty year old Kenny. I think I think Triple

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A is gonna he's gonna try to kill Kenny.

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Speaker 1: Is that is that like a South Bar reference? Oh yeah,

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you are a South Park kank.

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Speaker 2: You know they were beating us in the merchandise for

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00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,480
a really long time. King, do you think you think

472
00:22:33,759 --> 00:22:35,759
talking about a competitor is gonna help us out here?

473
00:22:35,799 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 1: So we had soft art signs here for ten years

474
00:22:39,079 --> 00:22:40,160
and you decided to make the joke.

475
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:44,039
Speaker 2: Now, well, his name's his name's not Butters Jr.

476
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,759
Speaker 1: Okay, so you know if you were the characters, that's good.

477
00:22:48,319 --> 00:22:50,319
You know tweak aka do you know tweak?

478
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,599
Speaker 2: It's not twenty year old missus jokes on Dick Jr.

479
00:22:54,400 --> 00:23:01,119
Speaker 1: Well, she died. Oh so you wants too, Well, yeah,

480
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,359
I'm a healthy young man.

481
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,079
Speaker 2: Well so it's Kenny or if I die?

482
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,079
Speaker 1: All right, well we'll just stick to the one. Hopefully

483
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,880
you don't do that all night loud? Oh I will

484
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,240
all right, Well I might wit. But anyways, tonight we.

485
00:23:16,039 --> 00:23:26,079
Speaker 2: H mcfoliant Yeah, yeah, mickfolio. He's doing a promo. Yeah,

486
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:29,160
face to face Mikefoley and Paul Hayman and I fireworks

487
00:23:29,519 --> 00:23:32,440
no doubt tonight and Vince is in the ring and

488
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:37,480
he says he's super. Vince said at the beginning of this, Well,

489
00:23:37,559 --> 00:23:40,519
Vince says, uh, he wasn't happy because several weeks ago

490
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,599
when I wasn't happy at all, because nothing can be

491
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:47,279
worse than a family witnessing one of their own actually suffer.

492
00:23:47,799 --> 00:23:50,480
And comments, I don't know what's going on, Commentary Jr.

493
00:23:50,599 --> 00:23:53,400
Is fucking rusty or something here, someone's playing with their

494
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:54,799
mic for like this whole promo.

495
00:23:55,079 --> 00:23:56,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard it a few times myself.

496
00:23:57,279 --> 00:24:00,920
Speaker 2: Well, Vince says, which is what happened to my son Shane?

497
00:24:01,519 --> 00:24:03,680
Need I remind you? So he shows on the tron

498
00:24:03,759 --> 00:24:07,319
two weeks ago, Shane was holding Sean Michaels so Triple

499
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,880
H could hit him with the sledgehammer. Shawn Michaels moved

500
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,279
and Triple H accidentally hit Shane in the face with

501
00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:17,200
a sledgehammer, which killed him. Because he's not here, I.

502
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 1: Could have sworn I didn't know where we were at

503
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,759
in the timeline here. I definitely thought he was gonna

504
00:24:22,759 --> 00:24:26,279
pull up on the tron. Shane McMahon's balls getting electrocuted

505
00:24:26,319 --> 00:24:35,200
by Cane. My son, his grapefruits were decimated by Caine.

506
00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 2: OK if, I don't know Vince was a part of

507
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,640
that at all.

508
00:24:39,039 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: He never had anything to say about that.

509
00:24:42,279 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 2: My son, he toombstuffed my wife.

510
00:24:48,079 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 1: This guy has fucked with my family before too long.

511
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,680
That's how we're bringing in another candy to replace him.

512
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 2: You know what, that would have been awesome.

513
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,559
Speaker 1: I hate this kne.

514
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,759
Speaker 2: So vincents. Triple H was able to do a job

515
00:25:04,799 --> 00:25:08,000
on Shawn Michael's and that's not what happened. He's not

516
00:25:08,079 --> 00:25:09,079
chopping you.

517
00:25:09,039 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 1: Want me to do the job? Really, no way.

518
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,640
Speaker 2: Triple A stated that it was an accident, and alwaithstanding

519
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,440
the accidents, there's no doubt that in his acts of negligence,

520
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,319
and I'd like to state that even though my son

521
00:25:22,759 --> 00:25:26,039
Shane has had my green headaches, he's doing much better.

522
00:25:26,519 --> 00:25:28,920
Love you Shane, Oh he kind of like beats his heart.

523
00:25:29,039 --> 00:25:32,319
I love you. I love you, big dog. But the

524
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:35,559
reason for my jubilance this evening is because Sean Michaels

525
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:40,200
is no more. He like does the like cutthroat taunt

526
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:44,279
and all Shahn's dead. Uh well, Sean was taken out

527
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:49,759
last week by something known as the Spirit Squad. I

528
00:25:49,759 --> 00:25:52,599
should have known this wasn't over, so they showed this

529
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,799
on the Toronto too. Oddly enough, it is Shane's balls

530
00:25:54,839 --> 00:25:55,960
getting electrocuted again.

531
00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, didn't mean to say that again, but

532
00:26:02,039 --> 00:26:04,559
that is important to see. We haven't even done this

533
00:26:04,599 --> 00:26:07,799
angle yet. That was shot weight e that. Sorry about that.

534
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:11,680
Can you pull up Dolph Ziggler.

535
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,599
Speaker 2: That hasn't happened an either, but it's fine. So last Monday,

536
00:26:16,599 --> 00:26:20,319
Sean went to Sweet Chin Music Nikki, which is Dolf Zigular.

537
00:26:20,319 --> 00:26:22,400
But he hits something, but Nicky swings a chair and

538
00:26:22,559 --> 00:26:26,359
breaks his leg and then they of course started to

539
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:30,000
get that Pecca dog mentality on him, and then they

540
00:26:30,079 --> 00:26:31,799
go after his leg and hit a bunch of moves

541
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,759
and then Kenny does his leg drop onto a chair

542
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,920
on Sean's knee to pilmanize him.

543
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 1: I gotta give it to him here the leg drop.

544
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,119
Look fantastic, dude.

545
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,839
Speaker 2: They are having Spirit Squad kick everyone's ass like they

546
00:26:45,599 --> 00:26:48,880
it just it just is so insane, Like this is

547
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,440
the most ridiculous group of all time. This also is

548
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,240
a very short period of time, so short that most

549
00:26:56,279 --> 00:26:58,000
of these guys like don't even make it to the

550
00:26:58,079 --> 00:27:01,039
video game and everyone may to the video game.

551
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good shout. I didn't even think.

552
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,759
Speaker 2: Of that, dude yet, none of them the Spirits, But

553
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,039
like that's like kd Kenny Dykster, He's already that Spirit

554
00:27:10,039 --> 00:27:10,839
Squad's done.

555
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you're right.

556
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 2: So Vince says, you know, this is probably rude, but

557
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:17,240
I'd like to have a war with Shawn Michaels because

558
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,200
he's probably watching a night. So the crowd starts channing asshole,

559
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,400
and Vince is looking at the camera and he says, Sean,

560
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,240
you hear that.

561
00:27:23,759 --> 00:27:24,599
Speaker 1: You know what they're calling you?

562
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:29,559
Speaker 2: That was fucking hilarious. He says, I know you're hurt

563
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,680
and you have to go under the knife, so to speak. Oh, oh,

564
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,359
by the way, Sean shoot hurt here he's shoot getting

565
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,519
surgery like this is not an angle.

566
00:27:36,599 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kenny Dykster really fucked him up.

567
00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 2: I think the boys fucking gave it to him. He says,

568
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:44,920
I know you're hurting. You have to go in to

569
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,759
the knife, so to speak. But even though you won't

570
00:27:46,759 --> 00:27:48,200
be back in action, I want you to know there's

571
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,920
a place here in w B for you. You can

572
00:27:50,759 --> 00:27:53,960
set up the ring or be a timekeeper, maybe a

573
00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:57,160
ring announcer, all these shitty shitty jobs that nobody wants

574
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,039
to do. You can do these.

575
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:04,319
Speaker 1: Everyone around the ring looking at him, so like, could.

576
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 2: I get Shawn Michael's money? Then, like you gotta fucking

577
00:28:06,079 --> 00:28:06,799
just replace me here?

578
00:28:06,839 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 1: Fuck no, okay, I mean no.

579
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 2: Vince says, as good as I felt about all that,

580
00:28:13,799 --> 00:28:15,400
there's been an emptiness in my heart. I review the

581
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,000
footage what was supposed to happen to Shaan Michaels, and

582
00:28:17,039 --> 00:28:20,119
let's look at that just fucking recap of mania. Is

583
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,119
you think nobody's would watch him?

584
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,519
Speaker 1: I think this shit is funny as ship. Dude, Like

585
00:28:24,839 --> 00:28:26,559
Vince is just staying in the ring in every like

586
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,920
three minutes he goes and let's look at the.

587
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 2: Tron's Family Guy.

588
00:28:31,519 --> 00:28:35,039
Speaker 1: Yeah.

589
00:28:35,079 --> 00:28:37,279
Speaker 2: So last Monday, Triple H was supposed to hit Shawn

590
00:28:37,279 --> 00:28:41,000
Michael's sledgehammer again as the Spirit Squad held them, but

591
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,880
Kenny thought he took too long, so he took the

592
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,279
sledgehammer from him, and Triple H was offended by this,

593
00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:48,680
so he spinebusted Kenny and then beat the fuck out

594
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,279
of the Spirit Squad. And while this is being shown

595
00:28:51,359 --> 00:28:54,640
on the drawn, Vince is talking over this, saying, what

596
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,039
the what the hell is going on out there? What's

597
00:28:57,039 --> 00:29:02,920
going on in my ring? What's going on my ring?

598
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,640
That's him anytime he sees the Spirit Squad.

599
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 1: What's that twenty twenty six? Ww? What copyrights strike him?

600
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,079
Speaker 2: Vince says, make no mistake about it. Triples will show

601
00:29:16,119 --> 00:29:17,920
his true colors here tonight as he goes one on

602
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,880
one with the twenty year old phenomenal Kenny of the

603
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,920
Spirit Squad. Should I say the Spirit Squad? That's more

604
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,720
like it. I you know, I really don't know what.

605
00:29:27,519 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: This fucking team is called. Dude, I love that. Yeah. Yeah,

606
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,839
Triple H will have his hands full with twenty year

607
00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:39,440
old Kenny of the Spirit Squad. The Spirit Squad over there.

608
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:43,119
It is there. It is, that's more like it. Right.

609
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,319
Speaker 2: Then he says he's supposed to announce. Okay, he says,

610
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,519
I'm supposed to announce. So I'm told a new general

611
00:29:50,559 --> 00:29:52,240
manager who told you?

612
00:29:52,759 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 1: Whoever wrote this show? Now I don't get it all right,

613
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,599
Brian Gerwitz, Yeah, yeah, I don't give a shit.

614
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 2: Honestly, I looked at the candidates and they all suck.

615
00:30:01,319 --> 00:30:06,720
So Johnathan Coachman here at the GM. Congratulations, hard breaking.

616
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:13,279
Speaker 1: Everybody watching me. The world is watching me.

617
00:30:14,359 --> 00:30:17,559
Speaker 2: So Coach comes out here. He's the new executive assistant

618
00:30:17,559 --> 00:30:20,160
to Vincemook Band, so not officially the GM, I don't,

619
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,400
but eventually he does become the GM, because we fucking

620
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,079
watch that too. Coach says he's happy to fucking do this,

621
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,400
of course, and the following matches will be commencing here

622
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:33,200
live on Raw. First of all, John Cena will be

623
00:30:33,279 --> 00:30:36,279
in action, which the crowd's fifty fifty on. Also, he's

624
00:30:36,279 --> 00:30:38,720
the champ. We got a mystery match for John Ceda

625
00:30:38,799 --> 00:30:40,400
here of course, love those.

626
00:30:40,559 --> 00:30:42,839
Speaker 1: I mean we had no matches book period here for

627
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,759
the show started. I mean, other than Triple Ah taking

628
00:30:45,799 --> 00:30:48,319
on Kenny Dykstra. This was a clean slate of a card.

629
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,599
Speaker 2: Well, when you have Triplet's Kenny Dykstra, why do you

630
00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:52,400
need anything else?

631
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:54,039
Speaker 3: Uh?

632
00:30:54,079 --> 00:30:56,079
Speaker 2: He says that, you know, we know that John Cena's

633
00:30:56,079 --> 00:30:58,759
scheduled to defend the title against arbdy at one Night's Standard,

634
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,839
But in four weeks raw a pay per of you guys,

635
00:31:00,839 --> 00:31:03,319
it's vengeance. So we got to have a number one

636
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:09,359
contenders match between two former w champions edgend big show. Okay,

637
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,000
crowds seem kind of okay with that. I was, I

638
00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:14,799
was okay with that. I'll take that. And uh, finally

639
00:31:15,359 --> 00:31:18,920
there will be a championship defended. Shelton Benjamin will put

640
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:23,440
the Intercom title on the line against Kin No, no,

641
00:31:23,559 --> 00:31:25,920
did he just say what he did to my sign?

642
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,599
Oh and one more thing, mister mcmanna, thank you for

643
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:41,440
this incredible opportunity. And then says coach coach Jonathan, Ah, yeah,

644
00:31:41,519 --> 00:31:44,200
you know you are. I don't really want to be here. Uh,

645
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,720
Centri lights to my office please, and let's have that

646
00:31:47,759 --> 00:31:50,680
fucking uh shellon Benjamin match. Let's get this shit going

647
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:51,079
on here.

648
00:31:51,319 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Caine's pyro goes off here and we are

649
00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:57,400
going into our first match. This is kind of rare

650
00:31:57,559 --> 00:31:59,960
that the first thing on the episode is what we

651
00:32:00,039 --> 00:32:00,960
watched the episode four.

652
00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was kind of surprised. I definitely thought this

653
00:32:03,759 --> 00:32:06,119
was gonna be a later deal. But we we get

654
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:10,400
right into it, and of course or Kane Jr. Says Caine,

655
00:32:10,799 --> 00:32:12,640
the star of the movie, she no Evil has a

656
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,519
chance to leave the Tacoma Dome as she and conall champion.

657
00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:19,000
By the way, I don't know it must've because this

658
00:32:19,079 --> 00:32:20,680
is like kind of around the anniversary, and of course,

659
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,839
so people have been posting about it. But Cain went

660
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,440
to the like the fucking red car butt or you know,

661
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,119
the first showing of this as Kane, like he was

662
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:28,559
in gear.

663
00:32:29,839 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was in gear, no shirt. I don't understand

664
00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:35,680
why he's not fucking Kine in the movie.

665
00:32:36,359 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 2: No, and he's he's super not Kane when he's doing

666
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:43,319
these interviews. He's not like immediately freaking out about May nineteenth,

667
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:44,440
like in the middle.

668
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,839
Speaker 1: Of this whole era of Cain. I don't understand any

669
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:47,119
of it.

670
00:32:47,359 --> 00:32:50,559
Speaker 2: No, I don't either. They are super lost.

671
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,319
Speaker 1: Here, Yeah, go ahead and shot Shane McMahon's balls for me,

672
00:32:53,359 --> 00:32:54,000
big man.

673
00:32:57,319 --> 00:33:00,039
Speaker 2: Can do and will.

674
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's Kane with his shirt off and the pants

675
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,799
and the hair cut across the top. Oh hey man, Yeah,

676
00:33:06,839 --> 00:33:08,359
not a great time in the movie. You know, we

677
00:33:08,559 --> 00:33:10,519
had a great director, what can I say? A bunch

678
00:33:10,519 --> 00:33:11,400
of great co workers.

679
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 2: Okay, how can we dress like this?

680
00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: This is my work attire?

681
00:33:15,519 --> 00:33:16,079
Speaker 2: Okay?

682
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: You know I was in this movie. You want to

683
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:20,799
talk about the movie?

684
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:25,559
Speaker 2: That was an absolutely fucking not all right, Well that's great.

685
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,079
I got paid to be here. I don't know about UK,

686
00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:30,519
but I got paid to be here.

687
00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I got the outfit on some they

688
00:33:33,359 --> 00:33:33,880
get paid.

689
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:35,359
Speaker 2: You want a picture or not?

690
00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's some boy.

691
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:47,799
Speaker 4: I don't want to tell you. All right, then move on.

692
00:33:47,839 --> 00:33:48,880
Can I talk to somebody else?

693
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 2: I got?

694
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: I got you here for a few more minutes?

695
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,559
Speaker 2: Thick Man got you for three minutes.

696
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,759
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we have an Interconinal Championship match to kick

697
00:33:58,759 --> 00:34:01,039
off the show here. For some reason, I wrote down

698
00:34:01,079 --> 00:34:04,960
Kane versus RVD. I think because in my head RVD

699
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:08,320
was the Intercondment Champion because last week on the show

700
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,840
he was the inter Contil Champion, and I think that

701
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,000
he beat Shelton for it.

702
00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:13,760
Speaker 2: He did. He beat shtting at the pay per view

703
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,440
we saw that roll a few weeks later he has

704
00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:17,719
lost that title already.

705
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's our opening match for the evening. I

706
00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:22,760
will say I do love Shelton Benjamin with the icy title.

707
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,000
It looks good on him, It.

708
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 2: Does look at him. And of course height no Stop Beat.

709
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:30,639
Speaker 1: That shit is a great theme song. Yeah, it really is.

710
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 2: Fucking fantastic, man. I love that theme. Yeah, and I

711
00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:36,840
like Shelton is fucking awesome here.

712
00:34:37,039 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, he really is. I think he got a pretty

713
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,119
good deal out of Kane here for a match that

714
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,039
seemingly meant nothing because the only thing that mattered was

715
00:34:44,079 --> 00:34:46,480
the postmatch. I still think they had a fun little sprint.

716
00:34:46,599 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 2: I actually was like super surprised, like how good this was? I,

717
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,440
you know, not Shelton's fault. I just didn't think Kane

718
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,079
was gonna give him shitty here because I knew what

719
00:34:56,119 --> 00:34:56,840
angle was coming.

720
00:34:57,079 --> 00:34:59,519
Speaker 1: Well, Shelton comes down to the ring here, he immediately

721
00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:02,719
gets up cut by Cain. Caine shit CANSLM and we

722
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,039
go to commercial. So Shelton hits a kick on Kane here,

723
00:35:06,119 --> 00:35:09,079
but Caine sits up and starts his comeback. Yes, we

724
00:35:09,119 --> 00:35:11,400
got the big baby face Kane run for his movie

725
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,480
see No Evil.

726
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 2: So we mentioned this at the top, but I want

727
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:18,840
to catch everybody up entirely, so May nineteenth is passed.

728
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:22,320
It happened on fucking SmackDown the May nineteenth thing where

729
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,039
we talked about in the last one, but JBL had

730
00:35:25,119 --> 00:35:28,840
Kane face Raymisterio and Kane beat Raymisterio on May nineteenth.

731
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,119
And then last week on Raw, Cain revealed that May

732
00:35:32,199 --> 00:35:34,519
nineteenth was the date that his family was killed in

733
00:35:34,559 --> 00:35:37,760
a fire. But now he can no longer block on

734
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,559
all that pain, and now he has a movie out

735
00:35:40,599 --> 00:35:42,719
where he kills a lot of people, and he gets

736
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:45,719
to let out some anger tonight on that raw and

737
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,880
he beats Trevor Murdoch with a bunch of choke slams

738
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,199
in under a minute, and then fire comes out of

739
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,760
the ring posts and Caine's mass shows up on screen,

740
00:35:54,159 --> 00:35:57,239
and then it starts talking about May nineteenth and says

741
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,440
it May nineteenth will never be over. So that was

742
00:35:59,440 --> 00:35:59,880
what happened.

743
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: Like so Kin loads up that goozle, but Shelton arm

744
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,239
drags out of it into a bridge using the ropes.

745
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,119
But it's only a two.

746
00:36:07,559 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 2: That was dope. Actually he had a few counters here

747
00:36:10,039 --> 00:36:12,119
that actually made Shelton look fucking sick.

748
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,519
Speaker 1: Cain gets Shelting up for an Oklahoma stampede, but Shelton

749
00:36:15,559 --> 00:36:16,880
reverses it into a DDT.

750
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 2: He was going for the Tombstone. Watch the damn product,

751
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:20,559
will you?

752
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: At one point this motherfucker had to do an Oklahoma stampede.

753
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,119
Speaker 2: I mean that's probably right, he aint, you know what,

754
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,480
No knowing the Kane that I know that, but watching

755
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,360
what he probably was just going for the Oklahoma stamp feed,

756
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,360
not the fucking Tombstone.

757
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:34,079
Speaker 1: Stingers splashing the corner won too many times from Shelton Benjamin,

758
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,599
and Caine catches him. He puts him up, he gets

759
00:36:37,639 --> 00:36:40,360
the goozle locked in and hits the choke slam.

760
00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 2: He hits the choke slam, and of course that would

761
00:36:43,079 --> 00:36:47,360
be all she wrote. But sadly, Caine has some problems

762
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,119
in his life, which show up in the form of

763
00:36:49,159 --> 00:36:52,320
a floating talking mask on the tron.

764
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, the lights go out here, the red lights come on,

765
00:36:55,599 --> 00:36:58,159
flashing and Caine's mask comes on the.

766
00:36:58,119 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 2: Screen like it's almost like the lips move on it

767
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,039
like in the video games. It's pretty crazy. It says,

768
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,360
this will not be over. That's all the Kane voice.

769
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,760
I got, okay, that's like, that's what you.

770
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 1: On the screen and the music just going off and

771
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:22,920
the mouth is moving on the mask. My name so

772
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,440
freaking out.

773
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:39,599
Speaker 2: I talk, I can talk, my name. Kane is in

774
00:37:39,639 --> 00:37:43,599
the ring, he's confused. The light's all red and I

775
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,519
fucking seriously king og Kinge music starts playing and it's

776
00:37:47,519 --> 00:37:48,920
one of the we've talked about a couple of times,

777
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,719
but it's one of the rare Jerry Lawler moments where

778
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,079
he doesn't have the voice and so kine o G

779
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:57,199
music starts playing and Lawler goes what he does.

780
00:37:57,679 --> 00:37:59,639
Speaker 1: I was like, who is that?

781
00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:06,079
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's Kane with the big ass hair

782
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:11,559
dude outwalks Caane old attire with the mask hair is

783
00:38:11,639 --> 00:38:15,920
going nuts. I mean, you know, anytime you think of Kane,

784
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,119
you think of the big poofy humidity hair dude.

785
00:38:19,119 --> 00:38:22,079
Speaker 1: There's a funny ass shot as Caine comes down the

786
00:38:22,159 --> 00:38:25,079
ramp here he gets on the apron, he looks at

787
00:38:25,159 --> 00:38:27,199
Kane in the ring. He's about to step over the ropes.

788
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,559
But I got this shot where I paused the show

789
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:31,840
because I was laughing, and he had his hands on

790
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,440
the top road staring at Kane, and they have his

791
00:38:35,639 --> 00:38:41,480
full frontal shot of Mask Cane. He looks so fucking crazy.

792
00:38:41,639 --> 00:38:43,159
Speaker 2: Do you have it? Oh?

793
00:38:43,199 --> 00:38:47,599
Speaker 1: I do have it here. I totally forgot that even

794
00:38:47,599 --> 00:38:51,079
took a picture of the ship. He's just standing there

795
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:56,599
when this guy looks so sicky. This looks so silly.

796
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:01,239
Holy fuck, Mask Cane comes down. Here, he gets in

797
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,519
the ring. He stared down the Cane. Here he reaches

798
00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:07,960
into his pocket. His new out has pockets. By the way,

799
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:18,039
the stadium, the stadium goes silent the next he knows

800
00:39:18,079 --> 00:39:19,760
what's coming, normal knows what's coming.

801
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 2: He's holding his head.

802
00:39:21,039 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 1: He's doing it.

803
00:39:21,519 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 2: Mister Anderson styles.

804
00:39:24,679 --> 00:39:29,119
Speaker 1: August swung. Mister Anderson. Kane pulls something out of his pocket.

805
00:39:29,599 --> 00:39:32,519
He raises it into the air. The stadium rrupts. I

806
00:39:32,519 --> 00:39:35,719
mean like the reaction to this is nuclear. Jr. Is

807
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,960
screaming on God, he's gotten the Delsh He's going to talk.

808
00:39:41,159 --> 00:39:42,280
Kane's freaking out out.

809
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:49,079
Speaker 2: Speak that ship Cane. What's on your mind? It's memorial

810
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:50,719
speak your mind.

811
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 1: He's holding this device. Mass k lowers the device to

812
00:39:54,440 --> 00:40:07,400
his neck. Miner the stadium rather hard. I'm dying. All

813
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,960
the wrestlers are on the stage, clapping.

814
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:21,199
Speaker 5: Everybody for the backs up from the back. Yes, the spirits,

815
00:40:21,639 --> 00:40:24,480
the spirits rubbing his ass down the rap he counts

816
00:40:24,599 --> 00:40:25,559
out celebration.

817
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 1: He's running down, slips under the room backstage, big show,

818
00:40:32,079 --> 00:40:35,760
just kurnating off the back and the boogeyman's eating the

819
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:41,239
mole on Jillian Dawson. This is one of the craziest.

820
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 3: Kate is standing mask and is standing in the ring

821
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,360
and now he's just holding up the device and people

822
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:53,639
aren't crying.

823
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,320
Speaker 1: Holy fucking ship Kate's.

824
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:05,599
Speaker 2: He's holding the line on his head.

825
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: This and man who was clapping at the top of

826
00:41:09,039 --> 00:41:12,719
the stage says, all right, everybody, look at the tron,

827
00:41:16,519 --> 00:41:23,400
shaming man giving his balls a lexecuted, thank everybody a

828
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,199
good night tonight.

829
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 2: Wow w we peaked.

830
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 1: Congratulations, fantastic storyline.

831
00:41:43,639 --> 00:41:55,760
Speaker 2: One more kandakle for employ them. So fake Kane gets

832
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,239
in the ring. He's fixing his glove ship as big

833
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,440
as hell. He climbs on the apron. They have a

834
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:08,280
stare down just what it can. Of course, is shocked.

835
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:11,239
He can't believe that this guy looks more of a

836
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,840
smack dance than he does. It's actually super impressive.

837
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: I mean the way Cane reacts, it's like he knew

838
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:16,639
this was a thing.

839
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,039
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, like he that's me, Like.

840
00:42:20,119 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 6: Oh damn it, I knew I would come.

841
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: Oh man, I knew this would happened eventually. I just

842
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,639
didn't know what happened on the week of my movie.

843
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 2: Release escaped this. Holy shit, this happened to my brother.

844
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:52,320
I guess I didn't think it happened to me. That sucks. Damn.

845
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,840
There's a timeline where there's fake Undertaker and Fake Cane

846
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,920
against real Kate and Undertaker. Fuck.

847
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised it wasn't this one.

848
00:42:59,639 --> 00:43:06,280
Speaker 2: They almost got close when Chuck Blombo came around. So

849
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,760
Fake Kane does the cane head tilt both sides, by

850
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,960
the way, I've never seen that. He goes both sides.

851
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Caine's in disbelief, he can't believe it.

852
00:43:15,639 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 2: Then Caine is begging off and Fake Cane gouzles him,

853
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,840
and Fake Kane choke slams Cane and almost blows his

854
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,159
own knees out doing.

855
00:43:23,199 --> 00:43:25,760
Speaker 1: So, inadvertently does the show stopper.

856
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 2: Oh, you're right, he does, And then Fake Kane does

857
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,760
the cane pyro and his hair almost falls off.

858
00:43:33,679 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 3: He does he does the cane piro, he does the

859
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,000
cane hair flip, and the hair fucks up.

860
00:43:41,199 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 2: He always lost his whole head.

861
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: Gosh, now you can correct me if I'm wrong. I

862
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,559
don't know. I have to go back and look at it. Okay,

863
00:43:49,599 --> 00:43:52,280
but I swear to God when Cain and Kine were

864
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:59,840
staring down that real Caine said, choke me. Now Kane

865
00:44:00,079 --> 00:44:06,800
rapped him for the choke. I swear he did. He

866
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,440
was doing like the head turns or whatever, and like

867
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,119
on the second one he said, choke me.

868
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 2: You stop that ship man, Fuck you fucking don't fucking

869
00:44:15,519 --> 00:44:18,440
love do you know what? You might be fucking right.

870
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,480
I think he did do that.

871
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that ship had me dying. I wasn't sure if

872
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,079
it was, if that's what it was or not. It

873
00:44:24,079 --> 00:44:27,400
could not have been just thought he as hell, dude.

874
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:31,039
Speaker 2: I mean, there's a very good chance. I there's a

875
00:44:31,039 --> 00:44:34,079
perfect world, dude, where all that happened and he fucking

876
00:44:34,119 --> 00:44:35,760
does the pirro thing and he does the hair flip

877
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,679
and the mask and the hair both fall off and

878
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:42,360
he's just standing there. But even better as if he's

879
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,159
standing there and it's legit that how he looks his

880
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,880
fastus so it is the fucked up hair. Oh my god,

881
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,760
he is king. Holy fuck, it's really.

882
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:55,800
Speaker 1: He's got the hair.

883
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 2: Because I mean Kane when he first took off the mask,

884
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,519
was the fucking fust's hair.

885
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 1: What I really think should have happened is Mass Cane

886
00:45:04,039 --> 00:45:07,480
choke slams them, does the hair flip, ship funks up.

887
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,159
Everyone in the arena is crying. I mean, what a

888
00:45:10,159 --> 00:45:12,840
beautiful moment. And then I think Chris Master should have

889
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:19,320
came out here and challenged the Master. Yes, yes, holy fuck.

890
00:45:20,039 --> 00:45:22,199
That's the only thing I could think during this fucking

891
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,760
segment was what if Mass Kane did the Master Worm challenge?

892
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:30,679
Speaker 2: Like they end this angle and Fake Kane is just

893
00:45:30,679 --> 00:45:32,719
like a part of the roster normally. So like he

894
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,559
now he's wrestling Carlito, He's taking part of the Master

895
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,960
like challenge. The Spirits Squad do either finished to him.

896
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's doing everyone else is doing. You wrestles Carlito,

897
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,320
he does the Master Lot challenge. Then Triple H buries

898
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:46,239
the funk out of him.

899
00:45:46,679 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a SmackDown Canaan, there's a rack Cane. This

900
00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:51,119
is a normal part of the show.

901
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 1: Now that's a universe. I would like to have been it.

902
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,960
I wouldn't have been watching either way, but I think

903
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,639
that's a univers I would have rather been in.

904
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,760
Speaker 2: That would have been great. Looking at this, fucking Kane

905
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:06,760
is unreal. Man like this had no chance. I don't

906
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,840
know if it had a chance even if he didn't

907
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:12,360
have the hair, but with the hair to fucked up

908
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,960
joke slam and all this like there, this was not

909
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,719
gonna fucking work ever, But uh yeah, So fucking fake

910
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:24,320
Cane leaves up the ramp just looking fucking insane with

911
00:46:24,599 --> 00:46:27,440
the lights. It's so fucking funny. And then if fake

912
00:46:27,519 --> 00:46:29,119
Kane stops at the top of the ramp and he

913
00:46:29,159 --> 00:46:32,519
looks behind him, Caine is dead in the ring and

914
00:46:32,599 --> 00:46:36,800
commentary has nothing to say. Kane should have turned around

915
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,039
a top of the ramp and went back down to

916
00:46:38,079 --> 00:46:39,559
the ring and started kicking his s some more.

917
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:43,519
Speaker 1: Well.

918
00:46:43,559 --> 00:46:44,119
Speaker 2: E c W.

919
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: One night Stand is brought to you by X Men,

920
00:46:46,519 --> 00:46:47,599
the official game.

921
00:46:47,559 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 2: Power the Men or Powers The Power says Power.

922
00:47:00,119 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: Have you ever played any of the X Man games?

923
00:47:02,039 --> 00:47:05,599
Speaker 2: By the way, No, I've seen I've seen one of them.

924
00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:06,960
I don't know if it was around this time or not.

925
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:07,840
Did you play these?

926
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,159
Speaker 1: I played I didn't play this one, I don't think. Okay,

927
00:47:10,199 --> 00:47:12,199
I remember it coming out, sure, but I played one

928
00:47:12,199 --> 00:47:13,719
on the GameCube at my buddy's house.

929
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:14,559
Speaker 2: Yeah.

930
00:47:14,599 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: They were all right, Yeah, I mean they were kind

931
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,079
of in the same vein as the Spider Man games.

932
00:47:18,119 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 2: You know. That's okay, That in my brain, that's what

933
00:47:20,519 --> 00:47:21,800
I remember them as. But I didn't know if I

934
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:21,960
was the.

935
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 1: Spider Man games was right or most of them were.

936
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,039
But we're kind of in the same vein, right. Yeah,

937
00:47:26,039 --> 00:47:28,440
it's hard to it's it's weird to remember, you know.

938
00:47:28,599 --> 00:47:30,599
Like we see ECW one night Stands Brought to you

939
00:47:30,679 --> 00:47:34,559
by X Men. The official game comic books were still

940
00:47:34,599 --> 00:47:36,199
not super popular in two thousand and six.

941
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 2: No, no, that's I mean that shit doesn't come around

942
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,679
for a couple more years.

943
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: We come back to the arena here, Jim Ross and

944
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:46,159
Jerry Lawler go over what just happened to Kane Before

945
00:47:46,159 --> 00:47:47,039
we head backstage.

946
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 2: They're showing Jr. He's like rubbing his hands together like

947
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:53,199
he's fucking just doesn't know. This is the first time

948
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,480
in my life, Kang that I can't do the job.

949
00:47:55,679 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 1: I just can't do it. It's just a rip. You

950
00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:59,440
brought me back for this.

951
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 2: I have no idea quite frankly, what we have just seen.

952
00:48:03,519 --> 00:48:04,039
No idea.

953
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 1: Well, backstage, Jonathan Coachman is here with Carlito in the

954
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,760
apple shirt and he asks him have you seen Triple H?

955
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,760
Speaker 2: So yeah, Coach says, yeah, you don't know where Triple

956
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,920
H is. Carlitos throwing an apple around for the last time.

957
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,440
I have not seen him. I don't know where he is.

958
00:48:18,039 --> 00:48:22,039
Speaker 1: He leaves, Okay, uh, thanks, So Coach says.

959
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:24,760
Speaker 2: All right, and he looks around and he says, hey, Alejandro,

960
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:30,519
which is his middle name. I don't know if that

961
00:48:30,599 --> 00:48:32,599
was my purpose or not. Already fucked it up, but

962
00:48:32,639 --> 00:48:36,840
that was very funny to me. Hey, alansro, Hey, have

963
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,639
you seen Triple H? Vince? Vince wants him in his office,

964
00:48:39,679 --> 00:48:43,320
promto you won't believe what Armando Estrada has to say.

965
00:48:44,559 --> 00:48:48,119
Speaker 1: Dude, I love this. He asks Armando where Triple H is,

966
00:48:48,159 --> 00:48:50,239
and Armando just starts talking.

967
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,679
Speaker 2: He says, actually, have we go ha ha, I haven't

968
00:48:55,679 --> 00:48:59,000
seen Triple H. But there's something you should know about

969
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,800
your new position to the couple, and Coach says, what's that?

970
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:07,519
And Carmando just completely ignores his own question. And says

971
00:49:07,519 --> 00:49:11,800
my name, hey man, this is over.

972
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 1: You have to give me a minute.

973
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta get my shit in. My name is

974
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:26,199
an Armando Aleandro Israda. And if mister McMahon needs anything, haha,

975
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:37,239
I am the homebreak to ask aha. Coach says, all right, dude, Oh,

976
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:42,639
I don't know why did just fucking tell me that?

977
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:44,519
Speaker 1: Then go this whole ship.

978
00:49:45,119 --> 00:49:49,159
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry, ha ha.

979
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,639
Speaker 1: Dude, Armando is such a good character.

980
00:49:53,039 --> 00:49:58,159
Speaker 2: I love this fucking guy, man like goddamn yeah. So

981
00:49:58,199 --> 00:49:59,760
coach says, all right, man, I'll keep that in mind,

982
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:01,639
but I I need to go find triple h all right,

983
00:50:01,679 --> 00:50:08,519
you go and do that to me. Go take it easy, Hahahas. Never,

984
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:12,920
never in a million, billion trillion years could I have

985
00:50:13,039 --> 00:50:15,920
told you what I was about to see unfold before

986
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,800
my eyes next. You could have given me a million

987
00:50:19,079 --> 00:50:21,800
shot like tries at this and I would have not

988
00:50:22,039 --> 00:50:25,320
guessed what I was about to fucking see with my eyes.

989
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:29,719
So Armando's there, and all of a sudden, he's getting

990
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:32,159
pushed up against the wall and I said, whoa, who

991
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,719
just fucking gripped on my man? And it pans out.

992
00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:39,719
Oh my god, oh my godness. The world's largest love machine.

993
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: It's yes, dude, he's in the outfit.

994
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,320
Speaker 2: He's in an outfit, and he's got Armando lined up.

995
00:50:48,559 --> 00:50:51,119
He's pressed against his back. He's about to give him

996
00:50:51,159 --> 00:50:56,079
vertical visagra, never seen before on television. He's fucking got

997
00:50:56,159 --> 00:51:01,039
him gripped up, and Viscera has talking lines. He says,

998
00:51:01,639 --> 00:51:05,440
last week you had your boy ooh, maga, get into

999
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:11,639
my business. Big mistake, as Strada, because tonight I seek revenge,

1000
00:51:12,599 --> 00:51:18,239
full goldfit Viscera making real threats as he threatens to visagra.

1001
00:51:18,679 --> 00:51:20,280
Armando shot against the wall.

1002
00:51:20,519 --> 00:51:22,119
Speaker 1: By the way, this is his ring attire.

1003
00:51:23,159 --> 00:51:25,519
Speaker 2: That's you're also a great point. I guess he was

1004
00:51:25,559 --> 00:51:29,079
ready to work. You're right, yeah, Armando, I mean Viscera

1005
00:51:29,159 --> 00:51:33,039
leaves and Armando, I mean he has just an unbelievable

1006
00:51:33,039 --> 00:51:34,559
look on his face. This guy had It was a

1007
00:51:34,599 --> 00:51:38,960
great promo. His expressions were great. He has three to

1008
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,480
four cigars on him at all times, like, look at

1009
00:51:41,519 --> 00:51:45,559
my man here, he's devious. Yeah, how is that hat

1010
00:51:45,679 --> 00:51:46,400
on his head?

1011
00:51:48,119 --> 00:51:50,039
Speaker 1: Yeah? He did a great job with this stuff.

1012
00:51:50,199 --> 00:51:52,199
Speaker 2: He is fantastic. H huh, we got it.

1013
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 1: Backstage, Vince McMahon is here and Triple H walks up. Okay,

1014
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,119
so I guess that's where he's at.

1015
00:51:59,159 --> 00:52:01,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't have to. I know it wasn't really hard.

1016
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,599
We don't find out who told Game the iggy, so

1017
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,360
uh yeah. Triple A says we got heat, and Vince says,

1018
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,440
I don't know Dewey and Triple A says, oh, you know.

1019
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,039
Making sure you're not angry. You know you made Edge

1020
00:52:12,039 --> 00:52:15,800
a big show number contender match. Vince says, shit's hot,

1021
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:19,599
ain't He says, I think with Shane was an accident,

1022
00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:22,239
and last week I was doing which asked until Kenny

1023
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,599
got involved. I took care of Kenny, and I took

1024
00:52:24,599 --> 00:52:26,199
care of the rest of the cheerliers and had you know,

1025
00:52:26,199 --> 00:52:27,960
if I had to, by the way, I would do

1026
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:32,480
it again. Vince says, all right, uh, well how about this.

1027
00:52:33,079 --> 00:52:35,199
You didn't ask for any changes here. But instead of

1028
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:37,960
you and Kenny one on one, why don't hit take

1029
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,480
them all out? How about you and Kenny at each corner.

1030
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:46,480
There's a spirit squad. Remember, Okay, that's a fucking I

1031
00:52:46,519 --> 00:52:48,880
didn't want. I didn't want that, but well, you're gonna

1032
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,519
make this like a lumberjack match. Vince says, it's gonna

1033
00:52:51,519 --> 00:52:56,519
be a spirit Jack match, and Triple A says, oh fuck,

1034
00:52:56,599 --> 00:52:57,480
that's fabulous.

1035
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: Blaite says, we're just not even trying. We're just not

1036
00:53:01,079 --> 00:53:02,440
even trying. This is crazy.

1037
00:53:04,039 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna destroy Kenny and this is a good yeah,

1038
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,199
And Triple A is as you were saying. He says,

1039
00:53:09,199 --> 00:53:13,840
I'll have this. Rest of the spirit jack Offs decided

1040
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:19,880
they haha, decided they want to get involved. Then he

1041
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,079
pulls a sledgehammer out of his ass. Where the fuck

1042
00:53:22,159 --> 00:53:23,280
did this thing come from?

1043
00:53:23,519 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 1: I mean, even later on in the evening, he pulls

1044
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,039
a sledgehammer out of nowhere.

1045
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 2: He just continuously is doing this, just pulling it out

1046
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,559
of complete thin air. And he says, maybe I'll just

1047
00:53:34,599 --> 00:53:38,079
bring a friend with me, which is of course the sledgehammer.

1048
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,559
Speaker 1: Well, we have Viscera versus Umaga.

1049
00:53:40,639 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 2: I was hoping we would the world's largest love machine Viscera.

1050
00:53:46,559 --> 00:53:50,599
Speaker 1: Woo dude, I love that theme song just says his name.

1051
00:53:52,119 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 2: That's I mean, that's the calling for a fucking over guy.

1052
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 1: Well, Visser tried to propose to Lily and Garcia, but

1053
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,880
Umaga interrupted it, which is what he was talking about earlier.

1054
00:54:02,159 --> 00:54:04,760
Speaker 2: Yes, right, he kicked his ass. H. I also loved

1055
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:08,079
during Visra's entrance he does the razor walk, which is

1056
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:09,039
fucking awesome.

1057
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 1: I do like that. Yeah.

1058
00:54:10,679 --> 00:54:13,119
Speaker 2: Well, Lilian's got that twinkle in her eye because last

1059
00:54:13,119 --> 00:54:15,760
week Ves got down one knee and in Las Vegas,

1060
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,000
we don't even really get the whole, like, we don't

1061
00:54:18,039 --> 00:54:20,039
get a lot more. I guess that was just the angle.

1062
00:54:20,039 --> 00:54:22,239
But Jared has not even done talking before Umaga is

1063
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:25,400
charging down the ramp to attack Viscera as hard as possible.

1064
00:54:25,519 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, Umaga runs down, he attacks Viscera from behind. It

1065
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:29,840
hits a flat liner on the ramp.

1066
00:54:30,039 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 2: That was fucking gnarley made a great sound because I

1067
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:36,199
mean they're huge, man, I gotta say I uh, I

1068
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,760
actually really just wanted to see a singles with these guys,

1069
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:39,840
like I wanted to see what they could do.

1070
00:54:40,079 --> 00:54:42,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, he just beats the fuck out of Viscera.

1071
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 2: Here, dude, he hits them with fucking everything. He hits

1072
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,079
a throat, throws them, and Viscera spits a mile high

1073
00:54:47,079 --> 00:54:47,679
into the sky.

1074
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:48,599
Speaker 7: Uh.

1075
00:54:48,639 --> 00:54:50,760
Speaker 2: And then Umaga sends him in the ring. He's kicking

1076
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:54,760
him in his ass literally repeatedly.

1077
00:54:54,480 --> 00:55:08,039
Speaker 1: Lily on and then the here holy shit, Lily and

1078
00:55:08,039 --> 00:55:11,840
Garcia is looking on with concern, of course, because I mean,

1079
00:55:12,679 --> 00:55:14,679
I guess he can only propose on TV. So the

1080
00:55:14,679 --> 00:55:18,800
week that we had they just didn't do it again.

1081
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:23,039
Speaker 2: They've had no contact otherwise, they can only contact each

1082
00:55:23,039 --> 00:55:24,320
other on the show.

1083
00:55:24,679 --> 00:55:27,360
Speaker 1: Well, Umaga climbs to the top rope, the bell rings,

1084
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:31,000
he hits the splash, Armando breaks the cigar, Umaga hits

1085
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,519
the spike, and Viscer gives it a knockout. Cell did

1086
00:55:34,519 --> 00:55:35,199
not expect that.

1087
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, they recap the finish and Numaga kicking his ass

1088
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,639
and then Omaga just screams for a minute straight into

1089
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:42,920
every direction of the crowd.

1090
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,199
Speaker 1: Well, Tory Wilson, Beth Phoenix and Tris Stratus are on

1091
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:47,199
the way to the ring here.

1092
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were talking. Beth and Tory were talking in

1093
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:51,840
the hallway and then Tris walked up and now they're

1094
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,159
all happy. Now we're going to a match, of course,

1095
00:55:54,199 --> 00:55:57,400
which is Tory Wilson and Beth Phoenix with Trish who

1096
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:01,440
was still injured, versus Victoria and Handess Michelle with Women's

1097
00:56:01,519 --> 00:56:04,119
champion Mickey James w W E.

1098
00:56:04,199 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 1: Raw is brought to you by both Lex Cooper Tires

1099
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:09,599
and skittles.

1100
00:56:10,079 --> 00:56:12,880
Speaker 2: Damn they didn't let fucking JR. Do the Skittles thing like,

1101
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:16,880
that's that's fucked up, man, that is that actually broke

1102
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,400
my heart. And then after the Skittles read, Jara says,

1103
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:25,119
this is fucking the funniest shit. Jared says, you know, King,

1104
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:27,719
I think I'd rather have red anch in my fruit

1105
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:29,480
of the looms than go on a long car trip

1106
00:56:29,519 --> 00:56:37,760
with Mickey James. Really, you'd have to have red ants

1107
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,280
in his underwears then go on a long car trip

1108
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,159
with Mickey James.

1109
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:44,280
Speaker 1: Wow, we have the tag team match here? Sure. Beth

1110
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:46,320
Phoenix to me by the way, I saw her come

1111
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:48,280
out here and it kind of struck me a little

1112
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,199
weird to me, she's always a late twenty early twenty

1113
00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:53,599
ten wrestled me too. I had her here. I was

1114
00:56:53,679 --> 00:56:54,880
kind of a bit shocked, honestly.

1115
00:56:55,039 --> 00:56:57,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, oh fuck, I didn't know we

1116
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:01,079
were already here. Not only that, I think this might

1117
00:57:01,119 --> 00:57:02,400
be her first match on TV.

1118
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:03,360
Speaker 1: Oh really?

1119
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,800
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, like I think she debuted like a week

1120
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,800
or two ago. Obviously it wasn't the one we last watched,

1121
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,920
but somewhere in between there with the Mickey James deal

1122
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:15,119
where they have history that we are uncertain about. And

1123
00:57:15,159 --> 00:57:18,199
then yeah, this is her first match on TV. Here

1124
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:22,039
they have OVW heat that's been going around, that has

1125
00:57:22,119 --> 00:57:23,599
been going around.

1126
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Victoria and Beth Phoenix start off with a

1127
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,280
strike exchange, which you don't see very often. Some great

1128
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:29,880
shots here.

1129
00:57:30,119 --> 00:57:32,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were actually fucking were going for it too,

1130
00:57:32,039 --> 00:57:34,960
which you know, I'm not surprised, but it's it's good

1131
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:35,280
to see.

1132
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: Tory Wilson does a splash in the corner and she

1133
00:57:38,119 --> 00:57:40,239
does the fucking look back.

1134
00:57:40,519 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, dude, you mentioned it the last time.

1135
00:57:46,559 --> 00:57:50,280
I bet somebody in the back said, you gotta do

1136
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:50,840
the look back.

1137
00:57:51,159 --> 00:57:52,079
Speaker 1: You just gotta do it.

1138
00:57:52,639 --> 00:57:56,039
Speaker 2: The look it's a part of the whole deal. She

1139
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,760
wasn't like, it's still in the works right, Like she

1140
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:01,519
still needs to kind of reel it in. There's something

1141
00:58:01,559 --> 00:58:03,480
to dial in here. But she at least did it

1142
00:58:03,519 --> 00:58:05,679
and raised the roof and it got a big pop.

1143
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:09,559
Speaker 1: Tory Wilson then does the stink face to Victoria. Candace

1144
00:58:09,599 --> 00:58:13,119
Michelle then comes in and she does the fucking Vader bomb.

1145
00:58:13,239 --> 00:58:19,039
Speaker 2: Holy shit. Oh yeah, you like that shit Vader? Yeah,

1146
00:58:19,119 --> 00:58:21,519
I like that, you like Vader I like you. Yeah,

1147
00:58:21,599 --> 00:58:23,320
Vader bomb. That was sick as fuck. And then she

1148
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,480
does the go Daddy taunt and it's an alba. She's

1149
00:58:25,519 --> 00:58:26,719
got moves dide.

1150
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 1: She hit that elbow right on Tory's throat.

1151
00:58:29,199 --> 00:58:30,519
Speaker 2: That was fucking gnarly.

1152
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, super brutal. Victoria tags in. She cuts herself off

1153
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,719
with a flipping leg drop that misses.

1154
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 2: That had to hurt, like shit.

1155
00:58:38,239 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 1: She would do that a lot too.

1156
00:58:39,719 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 2: I know that once her cutoff, wasn't.

1157
00:58:41,239 --> 00:58:44,079
Speaker 1: It mm hmm Yeah, Beth and Candace come in. Beth

1158
00:58:44,159 --> 00:58:47,599
hits a gut wrench suplex here she kicks Victoria and

1159
00:58:47,639 --> 00:58:50,199
she falls out of the ring into Mickey James.

1160
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 2: I actually like that. I don't know how many times

1161
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,159
I've seen that kind of variation of like cutting off

1162
00:58:55,159 --> 00:58:56,960
the manager from getting involved so we can go to

1163
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,960
the finish and the partner too. Yeah, and then best finished,

1164
00:59:00,199 --> 00:59:03,280
which we all know is the Falcon Arrow.

1165
00:59:03,639 --> 00:59:05,599
Speaker 1: She had the Falcon Arrow, the Mitchen ocre driver.

1166
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 2: It was Falcon Arrow.

1167
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,679
Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess that makes sense with it being her

1168
00:59:08,679 --> 00:59:10,159
first match. I guess you wouldn't have all that shit

1169
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:10,760
dout in ye.

1170
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, right. Probably it's probably obw finish, which got her heat.

1171
00:59:14,239 --> 00:59:18,599
Speaker 1: Trist Stratus music hits after that. By the way, you're right.

1172
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,519
Speaker 2: I guess you haven't figured out music for Beth yet.

1173
00:59:20,559 --> 00:59:24,119
So she gets the friend theme, which is just who's

1174
00:59:24,119 --> 00:59:25,599
more over? All right? Use that song?

1175
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:27,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought they had a lot of correct pieces here,

1176
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:29,920
and yeah, though it was a pretty all right.

1177
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,159
Speaker 2: I didn't fucking mind this at all. Especially I thought

1178
00:59:32,199 --> 00:59:35,159
Beth looked super impressive, which goes to show she goes

1179
00:59:35,199 --> 00:59:36,519
on to have a goddamn great career.

1180
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: It shows Triple H versus Kenny, and now they have

1181
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,559
a logo for the Spirit Jack Match, and don't.

1182
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 2: Forget, hey, hey, hey, don't forget Triple H's gonna try

1183
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:46,639
to kill Kenny.

1184
00:59:47,159 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 1: We have a screen for John Cena versus a mystery opponent,

1185
00:59:50,679 --> 00:59:52,880
someone that Sena has never wrestled before.

1186
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:55,199
Speaker 2: It was definitely gonna be the Master Lock Challenge, and

1187
00:59:55,199 --> 00:59:56,800
they had to fucking x nay some stuff.

1188
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,239
Speaker 1: They had the Master Lock Challenge playing for twice on

1189
00:59:59,280 --> 00:59:59,800
this evening.

1190
01:00:00,599 --> 01:00:02,480
Speaker 2: I mean, if it works, it works, why not keep

1191
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:02,960
going for it?

1192
01:00:03,039 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 1: Right, nobody's gonna get out of that, god damn. And

1193
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:08,800
now we have the Jerry Lawler town Hall.

1194
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Lawler stands up a commentary. He's on the mic.

1195
01:00:11,679 --> 01:00:15,039
He's in a crazy ass, fucking New Japan Lion Mark shirt.

1196
01:00:15,039 --> 01:00:17,360
I don't know what this fucking thing is. It's nuts looking,

1197
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:20,000
and Lawler says, shoot me.

1198
01:00:20,079 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 7: Hon E number one Sport Center, so ruly in Blue forever.

1199
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:36,239
Speaker 2: Karen, what the fuck? Lolla says, I mean, we've we've

1200
01:00:36,559 --> 01:00:40,519
seen enough of Paul Haven and Saboo Oh speak for

1201
01:00:40,559 --> 01:00:46,119
yourself showing on on now. I love Shaboo, Taz Taz.

1202
01:00:46,639 --> 01:00:49,000
He used to be tough, he was to he went

1203
01:00:49,119 --> 01:00:51,119
suplex machine, but have you seen him lately?

1204
01:00:51,559 --> 01:00:57,639
Speaker 1: He's a bitch? What I mean we booked him like that.

1205
01:00:57,719 --> 01:01:02,079
I mean it was kind of bullshit. It's all right, Kang, he's.

1206
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 2: A joke crack at King Lord wannabe. You don't see

1207
01:01:05,039 --> 01:01:06,480
me crawling around on my hands and knees with an

1208
01:01:06,679 --> 01:01:08,320
orange towel on my head.

1209
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 1: No, you got your stupid crown.

1210
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 2: Lalla says, that's all he said. He is a bunch

1211
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,360
of wannabes who needs ECW And then Rbby's music hits

1212
01:01:18,519 --> 01:01:20,119
and he comes out, and of course he's in a

1213
01:01:20,119 --> 01:01:21,800
one night stand T shirt with the money in the

1214
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,639
bank briefcase and h RBDY comes over and he stares

1215
01:01:24,679 --> 01:01:27,559
down Lawler, and Lawer sits down and he joins commentary.

1216
01:01:27,599 --> 01:01:30,000
Then for the next ten minutes, RVD and fucking Jerry

1217
01:01:30,039 --> 01:01:31,639
Lawler just argue over a match.

1218
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, RVD is sticking up for e c W and

1219
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:35,280
Jerry Lawler is not.

1220
01:01:35,599 --> 01:01:37,719
Speaker 2: Dude, RBDY is super sticking up for He said, hey,

1221
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,880
I heard you talking shit.

1222
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 1: You say somethingbout.

1223
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:46,679
Speaker 2: Yeah I did. He sucks.

1224
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:51,199
Speaker 1: Hey, dude, you suck a lot. You suck. You would

1225
01:01:51,239 --> 01:01:53,440
never cut in e c W. Man, you suck. I

1226
01:01:53,599 --> 01:01:55,360
was there and you sucked.

1227
01:01:59,000 --> 01:01:59,679
Speaker 2: That's the ju.

1228
01:02:01,559 --> 01:02:04,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just all mad. Dude, you were bad.

1229
01:02:04,719 --> 01:02:08,320
It was bad. E c W sucks.

1230
01:02:08,639 --> 01:02:10,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lawler says, I don't understand why you even want

1231
01:02:10,719 --> 01:02:12,760
to be associal with EASV anymore. You're in the big time.

1232
01:02:13,119 --> 01:02:16,239
They're going fucking back and forth here, and JR says,

1233
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:18,920
wait a second, here, Well, you know, John Cena is

1234
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,599
up next, and there's music playing, and it's fucking it's

1235
01:02:21,639 --> 01:02:28,719
Johnny Nitro's music is here. It's Aminem Musico. Dude, JR says,

1236
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:32,559
wait a second, Oh my god, Kang, look at this.

1237
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:35,840
Can you believe who's here? At first, I was like,

1238
01:02:36,679 --> 01:02:39,719
am I fucking going nuts? I thought it was a

1239
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,400
joke at first, like maybe he was like, oh like

1240
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:44,199
ha ha like Johnny Nitro. But no, like they sold

1241
01:02:44,199 --> 01:02:47,199
this as a huge raw acquisition that Johnny Nitro was

1242
01:02:47,239 --> 01:02:50,800
now on Raw because he just got fired from SmackDown. Yeah.

1243
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:52,679
Speaker 1: I was confused by it too. I thought it was

1244
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:53,159
a rib.

1245
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:56,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a lot. I was like, okay, uh

1246
01:02:56,880 --> 01:03:00,639
and yeah, so Johnny Nitro and he and just got

1247
01:03:00,639 --> 01:03:04,880
fired on SmackDown, which leaves Joey Mercury dead to rights

1248
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:05,320
of course.

1249
01:03:05,559 --> 01:03:08,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Molina does the Splits entrance here and Johnny Nitro

1250
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:09,480
gets in front of her ass.

1251
01:03:09,639 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 2: Yeah that was the heat brother.

1252
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:13,599
Speaker 1: And now we enter the raw zone.

1253
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:18,679
Speaker 2: Oh shit, play the fucking intro again, ladies, gentlemen.

1254
01:03:19,679 --> 01:03:24,519
Speaker 1: I was watching they started for the bumper W.

1255
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:29,519
Speaker 2: So yeah, first time ever. Johnny Nitro versus John Cena.

1256
01:03:30,079 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 1: RVD on commentary says John Cena might be the w

1257
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:36,239
W champion, but he's never been at e c W.

1258
01:03:37,679 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, owned.

1259
01:03:40,119 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 1: Jim Ros says, oh, you know, the Hammerstein sold out.

1260
01:03:43,519 --> 01:03:46,480
You got two four hundred and sixty people, and Lalla says,

1261
01:03:48,719 --> 01:03:51,679
I'm sure John Cena will be real nervous in front

1262
01:03:51,719 --> 01:03:57,719
of that anymore. They fuck you, that's fucked up. What

1263
01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:58,119
do you want?

1264
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,719
Speaker 2: I mean, I didn't fucking book the he knows Paul.

1265
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,679
Speaker 1: So we get the match started. Here. John Cena hits

1266
01:04:06,719 --> 01:04:08,880
all his best moves and beats Johnny Nitro.

1267
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 2: I mean that's fucking right, like yeah, Cina kinda he

1268
01:04:19,679 --> 01:04:22,000
early on, by the way, very early, he's calling spots

1269
01:04:22,039 --> 01:04:23,920
loud for Nitro because you know he's got a g

1270
01:04:24,119 --> 01:04:26,280
check him. But then he kind of dials it in

1271
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:26,599
a little.

1272
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:27,119
Speaker 7: Uh.

1273
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:28,920
Speaker 2: Nitro does a couple of his things, you know, he

1274
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,000
does the breakdance leg drop, which is of course signature

1275
01:04:31,079 --> 01:04:33,960
moving into the games, and so he's gotta have that,

1276
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:37,639
and uh yeah, I mean you can't see me five

1277
01:04:37,719 --> 01:04:42,119
knuckles shuffle, he salutes because it's Memorial Day, and he

1278
01:04:42,199 --> 01:04:45,719
hits the F you then this STFU and he did

1279
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:46,920
it for the troops.

1280
01:04:46,639 --> 01:04:49,039
Speaker 1: And RVD says he won't be seeing any of that.

1281
01:04:49,159 --> 01:04:51,119
You can't see me grabby the ECW. You know.

1282
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:54,880
Speaker 2: He's not putting me in that shit.

1283
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 1: Oh shit, So Jim, listen, you're looking at the future

1284
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,440
right here. I'm the whole f the whole bleeping I

1285
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:03,400
can't even say it here. I can't even say my gimmick.

1286
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:07,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we got some fucking you know sick.

1287
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:11,960
Speaker 1: Wait he can he can say fucking wait, I just

1288
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:20,920
said fucking the whole fucking shine gold damn trouble. I'm sorry, Jim,

1289
01:05:21,039 --> 01:05:27,719
Holy fuck. Oh my bad Joe, my bad. Ship. There

1290
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:32,559
you go. No wake up, Jim, We're on live TV.

1291
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:33,920
Speaker 2: Fuck ship.

1292
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:37,800
Speaker 1: We can do all this an easy.

1293
01:05:37,679 --> 01:05:43,280
Speaker 2: W So Sina celebrates. This is funny. As Sina celebrates

1294
01:05:44,039 --> 01:05:46,199
and he like salutes the crowd, and Armity says, well,

1295
01:05:46,239 --> 01:05:52,159
I'm not impressed, Jimmy, that's funny as ship, dude.

1296
01:05:52,239 --> 01:05:54,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, so r v D actually they stared down. He

1297
01:05:54,559 --> 01:05:56,840
goes to the apron, he stares down with John Cena.

1298
01:05:57,079 --> 01:05:59,519
Johnny Nitro tries to attack John Cena from behind, but

1299
01:05:59,559 --> 01:06:02,599
Sena he grabs him, throws him over the ropes into

1300
01:06:02,679 --> 01:06:05,039
RVD and they both crash and burn on the floor.

1301
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:09,400
Speaker 2: Rvady dies into the announced table. Uh, and Sina stops

1302
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,039
and he looks and he says, shit all right, and

1303
01:06:11,079 --> 01:06:13,400
he leaves and then he uh. He gets to the

1304
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,599
top of the ramp and of course, because it's cool

1305
01:06:15,599 --> 01:06:17,480
as fuck, he's got to spin the title.

1306
01:06:17,559 --> 01:06:19,239
Speaker 1: I love when RVD spends the title.

1307
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:22,400
Speaker 2: Dude, Oh my, he does the fucking record scratch on it.

1308
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:25,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't believe RVD beats this dude that.

1309
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:27,079
Speaker 2: I mean, how cool is that.

1310
01:06:27,639 --> 01:06:30,239
Speaker 1: It's the coolest shit ever in a.

1311
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,880
Speaker 2: Venue that has twenty five hundred people. It's an East

1312
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,760
w show. Everyone there just wanted to see that. I

1313
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:39,880
fucking wanted to see that. Like, it was perfect. It

1314
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:43,039
was fucking perfect. And of course, you know it lasts

1315
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,800
really no time at all, and then they is taken

1316
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:49,000
off of RVD. But for a split second there, the

1317
01:06:49,119 --> 01:06:51,400
coolest shit ever was happening on that show.

1318
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 1: So the ww rewind here brought to you by Bowflex.

1319
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:58,159
They of course show us Terry Funk and Tommy Dreamer

1320
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:01,239
attacking Edge and mcfah yeah, Edge.

1321
01:07:01,079 --> 01:07:04,760
Speaker 2: Tells mcfoley, but they're talking to Paul Hayman. He's at

1322
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:06,840
the top of the ramp and Edge says, hey, let's

1323
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:09,679
show this dumb ass what hardcore is all about. And

1324
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,119
they go to beat up Hayman, and Hayman says, well,

1325
01:07:12,119 --> 01:07:14,480
if you want to do this, now meet your opponents

1326
01:07:14,519 --> 01:07:17,480
for one night stand and then fucking Tommy Drumer and

1327
01:07:17,519 --> 01:07:20,960
Terry fun COmON start kicking their ass. Just what a

1328
01:07:21,119 --> 01:07:25,000
crazy fucking time this show, Like, this show is so weird.

1329
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:28,119
Speaker 1: It is weird because Edge and mcfoley are the co

1330
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:29,440
hardcore champions.

1331
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:33,239
Speaker 2: Yeah right, the hell is happening? Well, remember we talked

1332
01:07:33,239 --> 01:07:35,239
about they were supposed to have a Razawoir death match,

1333
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:38,039
but that ended up being fully lying and he was

1334
01:07:38,039 --> 01:07:39,679
on Edge a side, and he gave him the hardcore

1335
01:07:39,719 --> 01:07:41,599
title and they are sharing the hardcore title.

1336
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:42,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, just super weird.

1337
01:07:43,639 --> 01:07:47,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, just I mean this well, I will say it

1338
01:07:47,239 --> 01:07:49,000
ends up being a great fucking match at One night

1339
01:07:49,079 --> 01:07:51,760
Stand and Edge, Yeah, Edge does the pin.

1340
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:54,480
Speaker 1: Well, now it's time for the Paul Hayman and McK

1341
01:07:54,559 --> 01:07:56,559
foley face off town Hall.

1342
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,639
Speaker 2: Yes, so there's two podiums here and he ciw Podham

1343
01:07:59,679 --> 01:08:01,519
in a to be epodium and they're facing each other,

1344
01:08:01,559 --> 01:08:03,960
and Hayman and Folly are here. Fully of course has

1345
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:08,280
the hardcore title, and Folly says, thank you, sure was great,

1346
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:11,760
thank you sure was great to see Molina right here

1347
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:15,119
and to come to Washington cheap pop, and Foley says,

1348
01:08:15,199 --> 01:08:17,159
we're here to have a little face off and I

1349
01:08:17,199 --> 01:08:19,239
want to thank you last week on a row. You

1350
01:08:19,279 --> 01:08:22,520
leveled some pretty heavy charges on me. You called me

1351
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:28,000
a prostitute, charges which I plead he should have said

1352
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,560
guilty is charged, but he just says guilty right home

1353
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:34,800
run if he said guilty is charged. I mean, you know,

1354
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:37,479
I'm kind of let's face it, Paul, Everyone in the

1355
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:39,880
WWE does things they don't want to do to get

1356
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:43,119
to the top, you know, Triple Hster, Russell Kenny.

1357
01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:46,760
Speaker 1: I mean, just look at the whole show.

1358
01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:52,039
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're doing it to see some meta

1359
01:08:52,119 --> 01:08:56,359
principle take extends, you're in the wrong damn place. The

1360
01:08:56,399 --> 01:08:58,680
only difference between E. C. W mcfoley and the current

1361
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,960
W B mcfoley that I traded in a low life,

1362
01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:06,439
nothing happening pimp like you for a billion dollar pimp

1363
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:12,359
like Fittsmick Mahn. He does the thumbs up again, and

1364
01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:14,439
he says, uh, you know he's gonna have to face

1365
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:17,279
Terry Funk and Tommy Dreamer and I don't know where

1366
01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:19,880
you see you begin to get off claiming that they

1367
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:22,520
are what hardcore is all about, not after what Edge

1368
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:25,439
and I did at WrestleMania and said new standards for

1369
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:29,279
hardcore and I wish you luck with your charming little

1370
01:09:29,319 --> 01:09:36,079
band of pot smoking porn addicted jeep second rate mcfully ripoffs.

1371
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:39,800
So was it like which one of the dreamer Terry

1372
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:42,119
Funk guys was the pot smoker and which was the

1373
01:09:42,159 --> 01:09:42,920
porn addict?

1374
01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:48,560
Speaker 1: Wow, I do really miss that locker review described.

1375
01:09:48,239 --> 01:09:55,279
Speaker 2: Miss go on, Terry, I told you I liked Gregory Dark.

1376
01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:04,239
That was a secret Dave traded born, So yeah, he

1377
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:07,960
calls him secondarate mcfoley ripoffs, and Haman says, wow, I

1378
01:10:08,039 --> 01:10:10,199
really did. Yeah, like he said, I missed that locker room.

1379
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,720
I love the porn in the pot.

1380
01:10:14,439 --> 01:10:17,079
Speaker 1: And all the Nick Foley ripoffs.

1381
01:10:19,359 --> 01:10:21,319
Speaker 2: And your your comments would be a lot more biting

1382
01:10:21,319 --> 01:10:22,960
than me if they didn't come from a guy who

1383
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,960
spent his entire career as a Terry Funk ripoff.

1384
01:10:26,159 --> 01:10:28,880
Speaker 1: That is classic Paul Hayman O six shoot.

1385
01:10:29,119 --> 01:10:32,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this is you know, this is the

1386
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:35,399
most Paul Hayman he's ever been in in the fucking

1387
01:10:35,479 --> 01:10:36,600
East Return era.

1388
01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:39,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, he might as well have had the goddamn headset

1389
01:10:39,479 --> 01:10:40,239
around his neck.

1390
01:10:40,479 --> 01:10:44,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, right, Yeah, And Folly says, listen, Terry Funk

1391
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:46,960
was the greatest wrestler I ever saw, and Tommy Drummers

1392
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:48,600
as tough as anyone ever been in a ring with.

1393
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:51,359
But you know they didn't have the guts to do

1394
01:10:51,439 --> 01:10:54,960
what I did. Well, oh wait, pull a sock out

1395
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:59,079
of your crutch, that's what you do and make Vince

1396
01:10:59,119 --> 01:11:01,600
McMahon laugh when he was at the hospital. That's what

1397
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:03,880
they didn't have the guts to do. Tell me, Mick,

1398
01:11:04,279 --> 01:11:06,239
how many shots did you get into the WW title

1399
01:11:06,239 --> 01:11:08,600
before you pulled the sock out of your pants?

1400
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:26,239
Speaker 1: Fuck you? You only money? Money, This is money, a

1401
01:11:26,239 --> 01:11:26,760
lot of it.

1402
01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:31,199
Speaker 2: Pay Doey, Pay Doey.

1403
01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:34,119
Speaker 1: You owe Terry money too.

1404
01:11:37,399 --> 01:11:40,920
Speaker 2: So Foley says, Terry Funk and Tommy Tummer's problem, Paul

1405
01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:48,840
was they had bingal hall balls And what exactly does

1406
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:55,479
that mean? Milly Terry seventeen.

1407
01:11:57,279 --> 01:12:00,640
Speaker 1: And you were carried by Mikey whipwrecks. So let me

1408
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:04,119
tell you another thing, Nick, You didn't pay likey. You

1409
01:12:04,159 --> 01:12:05,039
didn't pay likey.

1410
01:12:05,479 --> 01:12:14,239
Speaker 8: We paid Mikey and crack And to know you will

1411
01:12:14,279 --> 01:12:18,600
be paid the same. Welcome back to ec.

1412
01:12:22,039 --> 01:12:34,840
Speaker 2: No, give it more, that's for Terry f No, or

1413
01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:36,000
we could give you the poop.

1414
01:12:40,199 --> 01:12:43,119
Speaker 1: You talk a lot about E c W. Nick, but

1415
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:47,359
wasn't it Mick Foley that carried dog Ship down into

1416
01:12:47,439 --> 01:12:48,920
the ring or the rock.

1417
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:55,159
Speaker 2: Foley says, they didn't have what it took to do

1418
01:12:55,199 --> 01:12:57,640
what I did. Apply the crack on the maid stage

1419
01:12:57,680 --> 01:13:00,279
a w W E and the gutsiest move I ever

1420
01:13:00,279 --> 01:13:02,680
made was wandering out of my comfort zone and becoming

1421
01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:04,640
one of the biggest stars this business has ever seen.

1422
01:13:05,119 --> 01:13:07,359
And you know why you hate me, Paul. You don't

1423
01:13:07,359 --> 01:13:10,680
hate me because I sold out, because everybody left you eventually.

1424
01:13:11,199 --> 01:13:13,880
You hate me because I had the audacity to realize

1425
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:16,680
what everyone else did sooner or later. The road from

1426
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:20,279
ECW only goes four ways. You either leave there as

1427
01:13:20,319 --> 01:13:25,359
a drug a drug addict, a criminal, or a corpse.

1428
01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:29,479
You resent me because who I am?

1429
01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:43,079
Speaker 1: Fuck you? Well, we can't say that.

1430
01:13:49,159 --> 01:13:53,199
Speaker 2: They fute that long diet tribes and they answer with

1431
01:13:53,359 --> 01:14:15,119
fuck you and then just start talking again. Hayman says, yeah,

1432
01:14:15,359 --> 01:14:21,960
fuck you. So he says that at some point fully

1433
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:25,560
through it all away to become a cheap shot taking lead,

1434
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:28,960
a hand smooching edge, ass kicking whore, and that sets

1435
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:33,880
fully off. He flips the podium fucking and Hayman says,

1436
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,680
at one night stand, do an edgecate experience firsthand that

1437
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:39,520
Tommy Drumer and Terry Funk are more capable of living

1438
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:42,039
up to the standard juice set. That's what's gonna happen

1439
01:14:42,079 --> 01:14:44,000
to you at One night stand. But I want you

1440
01:14:44,039 --> 01:14:46,800
to pay attention edge to the new vision of ECW

1441
01:14:47,159 --> 01:14:50,239
because ECW won't be about barb wire and baseball bats

1442
01:14:50,359 --> 01:14:53,640
and flaming tables and Paul driving women. We'll still have

1443
01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:56,119
some of that. So Hayman says that you know, he

1444
01:14:56,159 --> 01:14:58,520
said he's coming back full time and because of that,

1445
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:01,000
it's open season. Anyone on wrong SmackDown can jump. And

1446
01:15:01,079 --> 01:15:03,960
Vince McMahon has given me two draft picks, one from

1447
01:15:04,039 --> 01:15:07,560
Raw and one from SmackDown. Oh, let me guess your

1448
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:10,119
first row draft pick is is Rob Van Damn.

1449
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:12,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that that. I love that mc foley

1450
01:15:13,319 --> 01:15:14,479
like cut him off.

1451
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:15,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I love it.

1452
01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:17,720
Speaker 1: Mc foy step days that you're gonna pick rv D.

1453
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:22,640
Huh well, yes, yes, I am good good shout because

1454
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:25,520
he likes weed. Huh yes.

1455
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:28,640
Speaker 2: It is the only reason Arready liked the only see

1456
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:30,920
to be so much because he was a high flyer.

1457
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:34,560
And then he uh he says, Harbady will be uh

1458
01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:37,239
on there and he says, well, I hope everybody uh

1459
01:15:37,279 --> 01:15:39,800
you know, watches Raw and smack Down my SmackDown pick

1460
01:15:40,279 --> 01:15:43,039
and fully says, let me guess he's a scart up,

1461
01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:47,840
used up, second rate mcfully reject, I don't know who

1462
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:49,800
who on the roster is like that.

1463
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:52,520
Speaker 1: That's right, Nick, I picked Kurt Angle.

1464
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:57,239
Speaker 2: Dude, Kurt Angle's music hits and j R loser what

1465
01:15:57,239 --> 01:16:01,359
why the hell you're kidding me? Holy shit? Kurt comes

1466
01:16:01,359 --> 01:16:05,000
out and he is gigantic, dude.

1467
01:16:05,199 --> 01:16:07,800
Speaker 1: I've never heard Kurt spamming the yeahs more than this.

1468
01:16:08,279 --> 01:16:15,439
Speaker 9: He is calling nuts, dude. Not only that, I was

1469
01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:24,000
What I didn't understand, James was why did I mean?

1470
01:16:24,039 --> 01:16:27,159
I guess just because it's wrestling. Folly immediately was not

1471
01:16:27,199 --> 01:16:29,520
only ready for a fight, but Kurt Angle gets him

1472
01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:31,319
in double X him and beats the fuck out of him.

1473
01:16:31,319 --> 01:16:32,680
Speaker 2: Why are these two guys fighting?

1474
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:34,399
Speaker 1: He saw a man ready to fight.

1475
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,920
Speaker 2: He said too, I'm gonna take it out.

1476
01:16:37,079 --> 01:16:40,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Kurt Angle comes out here with the

1477
01:16:40,319 --> 01:16:43,159
E CW theme song and he is tweaking. I mean,

1478
01:16:43,199 --> 01:16:46,840
he is legitimately freaking the fuck out on this stage.

1479
01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:51,000
Speaker 2: Dude, He's legit like I've never seen him so fired up,

1480
01:16:51,079 --> 01:16:53,439
like not even when he you know that one entrance

1481
01:16:53,439 --> 01:16:54,920
that goes around where he has the world title and

1482
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:58,720
he's fucking nuts like this is above that. He's fucking

1483
01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:01,359
fired up to Cake mcfoley's ass.

1484
01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:04,439
Speaker 1: He's got the the mouthguard. This says violence too. He

1485
01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:07,960
looks crazy. How awesome is that, dude? I know all

1486
01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:08,880
of this is great.

1487
01:17:09,199 --> 01:17:13,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, I fucking love the violence mouthguard too. Dude. Folly

1488
01:17:13,159 --> 01:17:15,439
rushes him as he gets in angle, double legs them

1489
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:18,960
and starts headbutting him. This is so fucking awesome.

1490
01:17:19,279 --> 01:17:22,039
Speaker 1: He drops the straps and hits him with the Olympic slam.

1491
01:17:22,319 --> 01:17:30,359
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, oh my god, this is this is earth chattering.

1492
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:31,720
This sucks.

1493
01:17:33,439 --> 01:17:36,239
Speaker 1: Kurt. Kurt fucking Mick Foley like falls out of the

1494
01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:38,319
ring and powders and Kurt runs over the ropes.

1495
01:17:38,359 --> 01:17:46,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the words. He's like drooling.

1496
01:17:51,399 --> 01:17:53,159
Speaker 1: Dude. I loved it. I loved it.

1497
01:17:53,159 --> 01:17:56,159
Speaker 2: It was awesome. You want to see Kurt versus MiG.

1498
01:17:56,199 --> 01:17:58,000
Speaker 1: This was a fantastic segment.

1499
01:17:58,479 --> 01:18:01,359
Speaker 2: Okay, it was fucking awesome. I mean, fuck, I you know,

1500
01:18:01,359 --> 01:18:04,520
we gotta get our shitted, but boil boy. I'll listen

1501
01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:06,239
to Paul him and to mc fully argue all day

1502
01:18:06,239 --> 01:18:10,159
and then Kurt angle just bursting out of his skin.

1503
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:14,479
Oh my god, yeah, I'll watch it. If this was

1504
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:17,399
E CW, that would have been fucking sick. I don't

1505
01:18:17,399 --> 01:18:19,039
know if we knew this, James, or if we talk

1506
01:18:19,079 --> 01:18:21,760
about this ever, but you know, because we we talked

1507
01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:26,920
about Kurt's last show in WWE, we reviewed that I

1508
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:31,039
didn't realize Kurt's actual final WWE match was at an

1509
01:18:31,039 --> 01:18:34,399
East w House show on August fourteenth, where he defeated

1510
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:35,640
Danny Doring.

1511
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:41,640
Speaker 1: Yo, w w vall, we gotta see the dude, wbvall.

1512
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:49,680
Speaker 2: You got it, Dude, Kurt should have put Danny Doring

1513
01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:50,520
over on the way out.

1514
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:53,800
Speaker 1: Fuck well, big show and Edge with Lita are on

1515
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:54,600
the way to the ring.

1516
01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:57,520
Speaker 2: Yes, big show? No Pyro in the entrance?

1517
01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:58,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it fell off.

1518
01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:00,800
Speaker 2: Hated that and that's how I knew he was losing.

1519
01:19:01,039 --> 01:19:03,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially for a guy that's still in number one

1520
01:19:03,199 --> 01:19:04,800
contender range, you can give him the pirate.

1521
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:06,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck is going on here?

1522
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:06,920
Speaker 1: Like?

1523
01:19:07,159 --> 01:19:08,520
Speaker 2: Did anyone else have Pyro on the show?

1524
01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:10,279
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think now, I guess Kane had the

1525
01:19:10,279 --> 01:19:11,279
Pyro Oh.

1526
01:19:11,119 --> 01:19:12,720
Speaker 2: In the ring, right, yeah, okay, that's fair.

1527
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they had to take away Big Shows Pyro

1528
01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:15,920
to give it to fake Kane.

1529
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:20,279
Speaker 2: Damn it what they took from us.

1530
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:23,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is a number one contenders match here, Yes,

1531
01:19:23,399 --> 01:19:25,720
And I was surprised here because there just wasn't a

1532
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:26,680
lot of heat on this one.

1533
01:19:27,039 --> 01:19:30,039
Speaker 2: No. I don't know if like I mean, I mean

1534
01:19:30,039 --> 01:19:32,319
Big they were working the roles right, like Big Show's

1535
01:19:32,319 --> 01:19:34,800
playing Baby Edges obviously the heel. They were doing their stuff,

1536
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:37,359
but like no one really cared. I don't know. I

1537
01:19:37,399 --> 01:19:39,960
mean maybe it was like a foregone conclusion in O

1538
01:19:40,079 --> 01:19:42,000
six that Edge would win this or something like.

1539
01:19:42,199 --> 01:19:44,239
Speaker 1: Well, I think one of the big things here was

1540
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:47,000
obviously we know that Big Show goes to E. C. W. Yes,

1541
01:19:47,079 --> 01:19:49,159
and he becomes the champion, correct, and he sort of

1542
01:19:49,199 --> 01:19:51,640
gets reinvented there, Yes, And I think the reason that

1543
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:53,159
they did that in the first place is because they

1544
01:19:53,199 --> 01:19:55,960
had just beat this guy to shit on TV for

1545
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:56,479
so long.

1546
01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:58,479
Speaker 2: Don't worry, they will do it again after. But he

1547
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:00,800
does get the summer a big show of with.

1548
01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:03,800
Speaker 1: The yeah right, Yeah, and like I think that the

1549
01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:07,279
deal here was right that uh, I mean, I don't

1550
01:20:07,279 --> 01:20:09,960
think anyone had any skin in the game with Big

1551
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:12,479
Show at this point. No, he needed to time, he

1552
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:15,439
needed time away. Yes, he needed to reinvent himself to

1553
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:16,600
figure something out out.

1554
01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:19,359
Speaker 2: And Hayman always was like his has been a Big

1555
01:20:19,359 --> 01:20:21,359
Show guy, like cause you know, fucking even when show

1556
01:20:21,720 --> 01:20:23,840
when I don't I think that was it was either

1557
01:20:24,039 --> 01:20:26,319
around when Hayman was booking or whatever. But you know,

1558
01:20:26,439 --> 01:20:28,520
Haman sides a Big Show during the Brock few, he

1559
01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:29,560
give his Big Show the belt.

1560
01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:32,359
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think Haman always saw it as like, well,

1561
01:20:32,359 --> 01:20:35,520
we have this very unique piece. Why wouldn't we try

1562
01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:36,000
to use it?

1563
01:20:36,319 --> 01:20:38,920
Speaker 2: How hard is that? It's very hard? I guess.

1564
01:20:39,159 --> 01:20:41,239
Speaker 1: Well we start the match off here. Edge tries to

1565
01:20:41,359 --> 01:20:45,520
quickly take over here, but Big Show is just too big.

1566
01:20:46,119 --> 01:20:48,800
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like it's his whole deal. And he gives

1567
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:51,760
them the overhand chops in the corner. He does the shush,

1568
01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:54,800
which I mean they do sound crazy, and Jerr says,

1569
01:20:55,199 --> 01:20:56,720
I'm waving a Hawai flag. I'm out.

1570
01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:59,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, he really lays those chops in there. It's fucking awesome. Yeah,

1571
01:21:00,119 --> 01:21:01,760
gimmick great college say give me that.

1572
01:21:02,239 --> 01:21:04,840
Speaker 2: I imagine I mean, obviously I don't know, but I imagined

1573
01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:08,279
Big Show had to have given them a lot of advice.

1574
01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:09,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I imagine.

1575
01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:10,960
Speaker 2: So they never teamed.

1576
01:21:11,239 --> 01:21:12,800
Speaker 1: I mean, did they really even interact?

1577
01:21:13,079 --> 01:21:14,359
Speaker 2: I want to make sure I'm not wrong, because I

1578
01:21:14,359 --> 01:21:15,920
don't feel like they tag. I feel like they face

1579
01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:18,840
each other like for the Oh holy fuck. Okay, there

1580
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:22,840
is a period here where they did have a tag

1581
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:25,399
matche here, this is fuck Okay, there's a couple tag

1582
01:21:25,439 --> 01:21:27,680
here is James. I'll lay these out for you. In

1583
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:31,239
twenty twelve on SmackDown, Big Show and Great Collie beat

1584
01:21:31,239 --> 01:21:32,640
Cody Roads and Wade Barrett.

1585
01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:33,520
Speaker 1: Oh nice.

1586
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:36,600
Speaker 2: And then on Raw in twenty twelve, Big Showing, Great

1587
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:38,600
Collie beat Epico and Primo.

1588
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:40,560
Speaker 1: If you don't mind, by the way, if you could

1589
01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:43,720
go back to that Alberta del Rio and Cody Roads match,

1590
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,079
click on it and then tell me the main event

1591
01:21:45,119 --> 01:21:45,560
of that Raw.

1592
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:48,399
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, yes, yes, all right? Oh well, first of all,

1593
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:50,800
Big Show and Collie versus Del Rio and Cody Roads

1594
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:54,600
going ten minutes is nuts. Second of all, main event

1595
01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:57,119
of this Raw and that can't be right.

1596
01:21:58,199 --> 01:21:59,520
Speaker 1: I'll just go ahead and read that all for me

1597
01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:00,800
and tell me the finished.

1598
01:22:00,439 --> 01:22:02,520
Speaker 2: To You're not talking about the dark main event?

1599
01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:03,760
Speaker 1: No, of course, not.

1600
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:06,439
Speaker 2: So you're talking about this tag team main event. This

1601
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:07,640
can't be fucking right.

1602
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:09,520
Speaker 1: Go ahead and read the time and the finish oft

1603
01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:10,159
to me afterwards.

1604
01:22:10,239 --> 01:22:14,079
Speaker 2: Day So two minute match here, Brotus Clay and Hornswoggle

1605
01:22:14,119 --> 01:22:17,119
defeat Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger with Vicky Guerrero by

1606
01:22:17,159 --> 01:22:18,840
DQ in two minutes there.

1607
01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:20,439
Speaker 1: It is Wow.

1608
01:22:21,319 --> 01:22:25,000
Speaker 2: Wow, that's wow. What was going on in the show?

1609
01:22:25,279 --> 01:22:28,119
Holy fuck? Yeah? Wow? Good god.

1610
01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:30,319
Speaker 1: So Big Show tries to hit the ropes here, but

1611
01:22:30,439 --> 01:22:33,800
Lida grabs his foot. Big Show brings her into the

1612
01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:36,960
ring by pulling his leg and she legit goes from

1613
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:40,079
the floor into the ring. That was awesome. I've never

1614
01:22:40,119 --> 01:22:41,079
seen that. That was great.

1615
01:22:41,159 --> 01:22:43,439
Speaker 2: No, I never saw that either. Very fucking cool.

1616
01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:45,880
Speaker 1: Big Show snake Eye's edge into the corner here and

1617
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:48,119
they get a great camera shot from underneath.

1618
01:22:48,199 --> 01:22:50,199
Speaker 2: Yeah it is. I mean, Big Show looks huge, man

1619
01:22:50,319 --> 01:22:52,680
Like again, all the pieces are there. I understand Big

1620
01:22:52,680 --> 01:22:56,520
Show's been on TV forever, but like, fuck, he's he's

1621
01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:58,760
fucking he's the Big Show. Just fucking make up the

1622
01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:00,800
Big Show. I don't know, man Like fucking hell.

1623
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:02,640
Speaker 1: Big Show pulls edge up from the floor to the

1624
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:06,560
apron by his head, but Edge jaw jacks them. Edge

1625
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,920
goes up here, but Big Show tosses them off into

1626
01:23:08,960 --> 01:23:09,319
the ring.

1627
01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:13,680
Speaker 2: Fuck you, he little mother reffor bomb for the home crowd.

1628
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:16,000
Speaker 1: Edge trips up Big Show as he's going into the

1629
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:18,399
corner for a splash, and that allows him to hit

1630
01:23:18,439 --> 01:23:20,079
a Tornado DT out of the corner.

1631
01:23:20,399 --> 01:23:23,880
Speaker 2: Couldn't fucking believe that, dude, I uh one, because I

1632
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:25,399
saw it setting up for it. I was like, Okay,

1633
01:23:25,399 --> 01:23:28,479
Big Show pancakes him, right, like he just throws them. No,

1634
01:23:28,760 --> 01:23:31,119
Big Show takes a Tornado DT bump.

1635
01:23:30,960 --> 01:23:33,600
Speaker 1: And they have a whole sequence finish here. That was

1636
01:23:33,680 --> 01:23:36,800
kind of Edge's thing at the time, the ultimate opportunist, right, yes,

1637
01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:39,960
so his finishes would be elaborate ways to cheat. So

1638
01:23:40,199 --> 01:23:44,319
Edge hits the tornado DEDT. Big Show goozles Edge, but

1639
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:47,600
Edge grabs the referee to get out of the goozle

1640
01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:50,199
and then tosses the referee on the ground. The refee dies,

1641
01:23:50,239 --> 01:23:51,840
and then he pokes the Big Show in the eyes,

1642
01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:54,239
which is.

1643
01:23:54,359 --> 01:23:56,960
Speaker 2: A fucking funny by the way. Uh I love a

1644
01:23:56,960 --> 01:23:59,840
good ipoke, by the way, Like, if anyone listen out there,

1645
01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:01,920
if if you don't know, if you're a heel and

1646
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:05,880
you need a cutoff. Ipoke works every time. Rake the eyes.

1647
01:24:06,159 --> 01:24:08,079
Something with the eyes always works.

1648
01:24:08,479 --> 01:24:11,399
Speaker 1: Edge grabs a chair from outside since the ref is down.

1649
01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:14,000
He comes into the ring, but Big Show just punches

1650
01:24:14,039 --> 01:24:14,760
the chair.

1651
01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:17,359
Speaker 2: That Seko's fucking flying due.

1652
01:24:17,399 --> 01:24:19,239
Speaker 1: The ref grabs the chair to get it out of

1653
01:24:19,239 --> 01:24:21,720
the ring, and Lida comes in and low blows the

1654
01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:22,319
big shot.

1655
01:24:22,479 --> 01:24:25,920
Speaker 2: Ah come on, but thankfully his balls and cock are

1656
01:24:26,159 --> 01:24:27,920
so big that it doesn't hurt him.

1657
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:31,399
Speaker 1: Big Show then goozles Lida and the referees like, please

1658
01:24:31,479 --> 01:24:34,159
don't do the choke slam. That's mass Cane's thing.

1659
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:40,000
Speaker 2: We just saw Fay can do the show stopper. You

1660
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:41,680
got to figure out something else. It's time to start

1661
01:24:41,680 --> 01:24:42,199
doing the punch.

1662
01:24:42,439 --> 01:24:44,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the ref checks on Lida because Big Show

1663
01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:47,279
just throws her down. Edge comes from behind with the

1664
01:24:47,319 --> 01:24:49,640
steel chair and hits Show right in the neck with it.

1665
01:24:50,039 --> 01:24:52,119
He follows it up with his spear and he gets

1666
01:24:52,279 --> 01:24:52,800
the wind.

1667
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,960
Speaker 2: He does the triple h sledgehammer shot to his neck.

1668
01:24:56,279 --> 01:24:57,600
Speaker 1: I think he didn't want to make a lot of

1669
01:24:57,640 --> 01:25:00,279
noise because the ref was still in the ring. He

1670
01:25:00,439 --> 01:25:02,720
was like, what's the quietest way I can do this?

1671
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:05,560
And still to win work.

1672
01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:07,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take that in an edge immediately powders and

1673
01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:10,239
he celebrates on the outside with Lida. This wasn't an

1674
01:25:10,239 --> 01:25:12,520
offensive match by any means, I don't you know. We

1675
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:13,880
were talking about this, that and the other, but like,

1676
01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:16,359
it wasn't a bad match. It's just very obviously no

1677
01:25:16,439 --> 01:25:20,680
one really cared about it and the outcome.

1678
01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:22,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the biggest problem with it, right is

1679
01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:24,199
that there was no heat on it. But I will

1680
01:25:24,199 --> 01:25:26,439
say I enjoyed the match quite a bit. The finish

1681
01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:30,119
was very elaborate. Yeah, and it all seemed to work

1682
01:25:30,199 --> 01:25:32,960
pretty well there. I love the parts where Big Show

1683
01:25:33,039 --> 01:25:36,079
was on top here. I think they did good shit. Yeah,

1684
01:25:36,119 --> 01:25:38,439
and it really is kind of like a preview of

1685
01:25:38,439 --> 01:25:42,000
what Big Show goes on to do an ECW where

1686
01:25:42,039 --> 01:25:44,359
he has just beating the shit out of dudes. But

1687
01:25:44,439 --> 01:25:46,640
he definitely gets a vicious side to him that he

1688
01:25:46,760 --> 01:25:49,399
does not have here, and he's able to find that

1689
01:25:49,439 --> 01:25:53,079
ECW because he is just legitimately dragging people and beating.

1690
01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:56,760
Speaker 2: Them to death. He is launching them with no regard

1691
01:25:57,199 --> 01:25:58,920
because that's his job.

1692
01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:03,720
Speaker 1: Ww. The SmackDown Magazine presents the SmackDown Rebound.

1693
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:05,760
Speaker 2: Yes of course, by the way, James, I gotta point

1694
01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:07,279
out because I don't want you to miss one of these.

1695
01:26:07,399 --> 01:26:09,399
They did show a shot out here of outside of

1696
01:26:09,439 --> 01:26:12,439
the Tacoma Dome and Jr. Says, well, the game will

1697
01:26:12,439 --> 01:26:16,239
face the lebron James of the Spirit Squad Kenny, and

1698
01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:19,479
you won't. You can't imagine what Jerry Lawler says here.

1699
01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:20,840
Speaker 1: What's he saying he's.

1700
01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:22,079
Speaker 2: Gonna kill Kenny?

1701
01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:25,920
Speaker 1: We go backstage Triple Ah just walking with his sledgehammer,

1702
01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:29,079
and Vince McMann says, give me that.

1703
01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:36,439
Speaker 2: Hey, hey man, you're got your friend there. I want

1704
01:26:36,479 --> 01:26:39,079
to wish you the best luck, a good gar. Look

1705
01:26:39,119 --> 01:26:42,319
at the size of your friend. Can I let me

1706
01:26:42,359 --> 01:26:42,600
get that?

1707
01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:46,439
Speaker 1: Does this segment really have to be on the show? Yeah,

1708
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:48,960
I mean, I just I don't know. Like I was

1709
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,319
just I didn't want to see I didn't need to

1710
01:26:50,359 --> 01:26:52,319
see any more backstage segments of Triple Age and Vince

1711
01:26:52,359 --> 01:26:54,039
I didn't need to see anything. They do it a lot.

1712
01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:56,520
You could have just took the sledgehammer from him and

1713
01:26:56,600 --> 01:26:58,520
like he didn't come out with it and you could

1714
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:00,880
just sound commentary. O. I guess my tuck it or

1715
01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:02,199
events took it. What I don't need to see.

1716
01:27:02,279 --> 01:27:04,680
Speaker 2: We're built into the big d X versus Shane and

1717
01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:05,359
Vince feud.

1718
01:27:05,399 --> 01:27:07,039
Speaker 1: Here all the ship butt alls.

1719
01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:11,720
Speaker 2: What was that, jar?

1720
01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:15,720
Speaker 1: I think he should all these ship bub balls.

1721
01:27:19,800 --> 01:27:22,680
Speaker 2: So Vince takes a sledgehammer from him and says, this

1722
01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:25,920
is Sam Freddy hit you accidentally hit my son Shane

1723
01:27:26,079 --> 01:27:29,079
with You know what, I got so much confidence in

1724
01:27:29,119 --> 01:27:30,439
you in this match. I don't think you need this.

1725
01:27:31,159 --> 01:27:33,720
He just leaves. He just walks off with it. Yep,

1726
01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:36,000
there it does, and Triple H doesn't follow him. He's

1727
01:27:36,039 --> 01:27:37,680
just cool. He just accepts that that that's what the

1728
01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:39,479
deal is here, okay.

1729
01:27:39,199 --> 01:27:41,800
Speaker 1: Because he knew he had already planned another sledgehammer.

1730
01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:45,079
Speaker 2: Ah, because he knew Vince would do this right right.

1731
01:27:45,479 --> 01:27:47,880
Speaker 1: So now it's time for the main event, Triple H

1732
01:27:48,039 --> 01:27:53,159
versus Kenny Dykstra Spirit Jack Match. Spirit Jack Match. Here

1733
01:27:53,279 --> 01:27:55,680
Spirit Squad are already in the ring with the airhorn

1734
01:27:56,279 --> 01:27:59,119
and they're doing a cheer here to introduce Kenny to

1735
01:27:59,159 --> 01:27:59,520
the ring.

1736
01:28:00,039 --> 01:28:02,079
Speaker 2: They do the whole deal. They spell his name out,

1737
01:28:02,720 --> 01:28:04,800
Kenny Kenny, He's our man. If he can't do it,

1738
01:28:05,199 --> 01:28:12,199
no one can. Yeah. Dude, once again, though, didn't rub

1739
01:28:12,239 --> 01:28:14,279
his ass on the ground. Didn't do the dance, Like,

1740
01:28:14,319 --> 01:28:15,800
what the fuck is going on here?

1741
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,560
Speaker 1: Yeah? That was safe for RVD only.

1742
01:28:20,119 --> 01:28:21,720
Speaker 2: I mean, they're going to town on RB. One of

1743
01:28:21,720 --> 01:28:22,880
them turns onto Michael Jackson.

1744
01:28:24,119 --> 01:28:25,600
Speaker 1: That's nuts, Like, holy shit.

1745
01:28:26,119 --> 01:28:28,479
Speaker 2: Kenny makes his entrance. The boys are fired up in

1746
01:28:28,520 --> 01:28:30,760
the ring and Kenny does the sin car entrance into

1747
01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:31,840
the ring with the trample leade.

1748
01:28:32,039 --> 01:28:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, little trampoline.

1749
01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:37,520
Speaker 2: They recap Spirit Squad fucking up HBK and Jared says, well,

1750
01:28:37,520 --> 01:28:40,840
the mr results on Michael's kneeage, well was not good.

1751
01:28:41,079 --> 01:28:43,680
Speaker 1: So Mike Mondo is just laying on this airhorn the

1752
01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:46,800
whole time. He's going to TA just making his entrance here,

1753
01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:49,039
everyone powders. Mike Mondo's out there.

1754
01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:55,840
Speaker 2: I gotta give it to the Spirit Squad they I mean, listen,

1755
01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:58,840
I don't know. The run is not very long, but

1756
01:28:59,039 --> 01:29:02,119
these dudes had some balls on them. They are fucking

1757
01:29:02,159 --> 01:29:04,319
around during Triple H's entrance, and when they get the

1758
01:29:04,399 --> 01:29:08,880
chance to fucking kick Triple H's ass, they are him crazy.

1759
01:29:09,119 --> 01:29:10,119
Speaker 1: They lay the boots in.

1760
01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:13,039
Speaker 2: Dude, they slapped this ship at it like.

1761
01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:18,319
Speaker 1: Taking liberties. He said, I'm getting over tonight. I'm getting

1762
01:29:18,359 --> 01:29:20,119
over tonight, I'm gonna show them what.

1763
01:29:20,159 --> 01:29:25,520
Speaker 2: I'm about, motherfuckers. I'm taking it. I like, I'm not joking.

1764
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:28,600
Seeing them fucking fuck around with Triple H, I was like,

1765
01:29:29,399 --> 01:29:34,680
they might have something, They might have something. Dude, do

1766
01:29:34,880 --> 01:29:38,159
you know how this angle, like the spirit squad thing ends, right?

1767
01:29:38,359 --> 01:29:39,439
You know this? Or no?

1768
01:29:39,439 --> 01:29:40,199
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.

1769
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:42,680
Speaker 2: D X put them in a box and slap an

1770
01:29:42,680 --> 01:29:45,279
ov W sticker on it and then they go away forever.

1771
01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:46,960
Speaker 1: Okay, that's kind of funny.

1772
01:29:47,199 --> 01:29:50,800
Speaker 2: I like, it's fucking we have Like it's unreal. We

1773
01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:51,600
have to watch that.

1774
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:53,039
Speaker 1: Too, Like that's.

1775
01:30:01,079 --> 01:30:02,560
Speaker 2: And then they've never seen again.

1776
01:30:04,159 --> 01:30:06,479
Speaker 1: So we start things off here Kenny tries to run

1777
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:09,079
down Triple H, but Triple H turns around and punches him.

1778
01:30:09,159 --> 01:30:11,560
Of course, Kenny tries to take advantage here of the

1779
01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:15,600
Spirit jacks, and of course he jaw jacks Triple H.

1780
01:30:15,640 --> 01:30:18,800
And I gotta say, man, like, they gave this way

1781
01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:20,840
more time than I had ever imagined for this one.

1782
01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:23,279
Speaker 2: Wow, they gave this a lot of time. This was

1783
01:30:23,399 --> 01:30:24,920
way longer than the scene of match.

1784
01:30:25,239 --> 01:30:26,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was a lot. Like I think

1785
01:30:26,960 --> 01:30:29,359
there was like when the entrances started. I think there

1786
01:30:29,399 --> 01:30:31,079
was twenty minutes left on the show. It's like, wow,

1787
01:30:31,119 --> 01:30:33,039
where is the whole show? This match? Dude?

1788
01:30:33,039 --> 01:30:35,079
Speaker 2: Okay, I had the same thought, but I was like, okay,

1789
01:30:35,199 --> 01:30:37,840
short match. And then there's like a post seg that

1790
01:30:38,079 --> 01:30:41,640
something happens that I don't remember that we're gonna see here.

1791
01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:45,000
But no, it's like all match, which couldn't believe it.

1792
01:30:45,079 --> 01:30:46,920
Speaker 1: So Kenny comes back into the ring. Here he gives

1793
01:30:46,920 --> 01:30:49,640
Triple H a nasty shot, I mean right on the

1794
01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:50,760
top of his neck, like.

1795
01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:53,359
Speaker 2: They're giving it to him, dude, they are fucking giving

1796
01:30:53,359 --> 01:30:54,159
it to this dude.

1797
01:30:54,279 --> 01:30:57,159
Speaker 1: After the nasty shot from Kenny, Triple H gives him

1798
01:30:57,159 --> 01:31:05,359
a receipt in the corner, lighting up Jack, Triple H

1799
01:31:05,399 --> 01:31:08,279
throws Mitch into the steps On the outside, Mike Mondo

1800
01:31:08,359 --> 01:31:10,640
tries to jump off the trampoline, but Triple As just

1801
01:31:10,680 --> 01:31:11,960
sends him into the barricade.

1802
01:31:12,119 --> 01:31:16,840
Speaker 2: Dude, Mikey fucking dies. He hits that thing so hard.

1803
01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:19,479
And when, uh when, when they were fucking doing the

1804
01:31:19,520 --> 01:31:22,000
show on the outside, Mitch had grabbed Tripleg's leg and

1805
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:25,279
Loss says, I think that's I think it's Mikey and Jess. No,

1806
01:31:25,359 --> 01:31:28,199
that's you, Mitch, and he rhymes with he rhymes with

1807
01:31:28,359 --> 01:31:36,479
son of a Hey, fuck you, Holy go.

1808
01:31:40,279 --> 01:31:43,319
Speaker 1: So Triple A shit cans Kenny. Here we go to commercial.

1809
01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:46,800
We come back. Triple As chases Kenny to the outside

1810
01:31:47,039 --> 01:31:49,479
and Mitch jumps off the trampoline into Triple A.

1811
01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:52,840
Speaker 2: Mitch springboards off the trampline. I cannot tell you what

1812
01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:56,720
move he does to hit Triple Cheer Canniball. It was

1813
01:31:56,760 --> 01:31:59,199
fucking He just kind of collides with them kind of,

1814
01:31:59,359 --> 01:32:03,279
and he lays him out, and it's enough for the

1815
01:32:03,319 --> 01:32:05,359
Spirit Squad to stomp his ass out.

1816
01:32:05,560 --> 01:32:07,920
Speaker 1: They all jump Triple H and I swear to god,

1817
01:32:07,920 --> 01:32:10,119
they are yelling kill him, kill him.

1818
01:32:10,159 --> 01:32:12,880
Speaker 2: They fucking are they are. I thought I was going nuts.

1819
01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:14,920
I'm so glad you fucking said something because I was like,

1820
01:32:14,920 --> 01:32:16,279
I'm not gonna bring it up because I think I

1821
01:32:16,279 --> 01:32:18,720
didn't hear that right. They are legit yelling just.

1822
01:32:18,720 --> 01:32:22,399
Speaker 1: Kill him, kill him, dude. Doph Ziggler gets in his

1823
01:32:22,479 --> 01:32:26,760
face and says, you're trash, You're trash. I mean they're

1824
01:32:26,760 --> 01:32:28,000
taking liberties here.

1825
01:32:28,319 --> 01:32:30,920
Speaker 2: I'm on board, dude, I'm on the fucking team.

1826
01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:32,880
Speaker 1: Kenny gets in the ring here, he gets a two

1827
01:32:32,880 --> 01:32:33,920
on Triple H.

1828
01:32:33,960 --> 01:32:37,159
Speaker 2: He does, dude, Yeah, like, because they fucking kicked his ass,

1829
01:32:37,159 --> 01:32:39,920
and uh he does. Of course the leaping back elbow.

1830
01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:40,760
That must be patting it.

1831
01:32:40,840 --> 01:32:44,159
Speaker 1: Kenny, the ref gets distracted by his Spirit Squad. Johnny

1832
01:32:44,199 --> 01:32:46,319
comes in the ring and he hits Triple H with

1833
01:32:46,319 --> 01:32:47,920
the Johnny Go round kick for it too.

1834
01:32:48,159 --> 01:32:50,279
Speaker 2: At Triple H bumps off of it. Yeah, I thought, wow,

1835
01:32:50,319 --> 01:32:52,279
I thought it was gonna be Duc pedigree or something

1836
01:32:52,319 --> 01:32:55,960
like that, but no, Triple H. He's getting these strokes

1837
01:32:55,960 --> 01:32:56,880
from the Spirit Squad.

1838
01:32:57,119 --> 01:32:59,840
Speaker 1: Kenny goes for sweet Chin music with the atricks he hear,

1839
01:33:00,680 --> 01:33:03,359
but Triple H ducks and hits a DDT and then

1840
01:33:03,399 --> 01:33:12,800
Spirit Squad lay on the air horn.

1841
01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:12,760
Speaker 2: And of course, yeah, dude, like they it's the packet

1842
01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:15,079
dog mentality. I mean, it'll catch you every fucking time,

1843
01:33:15,359 --> 01:33:18,560
every single time, really pack a dog. That's why I'll

1844
01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:19,359
pushing these guys.

1845
01:33:19,600 --> 01:33:22,279
Speaker 1: Spirits Squad then crots Triple H on the post and

1846
01:33:22,279 --> 01:33:25,319
they attack his leg and that's where the match turns here,

1847
01:33:25,359 --> 01:33:28,479
as Kenny chot blocks Triple H, gets a two and

1848
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:30,560
they really just start going to town on his leg.

1849
01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:34,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's working the leg. Mitch's slamming triple he's legging

1850
01:33:34,199 --> 01:33:37,399
the apron getting two. Kenny's hitting Needy T's nuts. They're

1851
01:33:37,399 --> 01:33:40,119
taking off his knee pad like they're going to town

1852
01:33:40,159 --> 01:33:42,640
here on this fucking leg, because that's of course what

1853
01:33:42,720 --> 01:33:43,640
they did to Sean Michael.

1854
01:33:43,840 --> 01:33:46,159
Speaker 1: Kenny goes to jump on a Triple H's leg here,

1855
01:33:46,520 --> 01:33:48,920
but Triple H pushes dolfh Ziggler into the ropes and

1856
01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:52,319
it crotches Kenny on the top rope. Triple H that

1857
01:33:52,439 --> 01:33:56,600
hits the spinebuster loads up the pedigree, but Spirit squad interferes,

1858
01:33:56,920 --> 01:33:59,720
and then Triple H kicks all their asses, dude, and

1859
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:01,760
then he hits the pedigree and then he wins.

1860
01:34:05,479 --> 01:34:08,680
Speaker 2: Okay, the fucking s fine muster hit with Kenny was awesome,

1861
01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:12,279
and his fire up after it was awesome too. Uh yeah, dude,

1862
01:34:12,399 --> 01:34:14,800
I mean he fucking kicks this shit out of all

1863
01:34:14,920 --> 01:34:22,720
them pedigree to the twenty year old, and uh yeah,

1864
01:34:22,760 --> 01:34:26,159
Triplex gets the win. But of course you can't stop

1865
01:34:26,199 --> 01:34:27,680
the pack of dog no way.

1866
01:34:27,760 --> 01:34:30,560
Speaker 1: They jump his ass immediately and start kicking his ass.

1867
01:34:30,840 --> 01:34:33,199
Speaker 2: They stomp this shit out of five onhe one.

1868
01:34:33,239 --> 01:34:37,000
Speaker 1: Come on, fuck, and they are taking their time here.

1869
01:34:37,039 --> 01:34:39,079
I mean they take Triple AH to the announce table.

1870
01:34:39,399 --> 01:34:41,560
They're throwing his head off the table. Mike Mondo is

1871
01:34:41,680 --> 01:34:44,359
legitimately trying to make a career right now. He is

1872
01:34:44,439 --> 01:34:47,119
going nuts on Triple H in this segment.

1873
01:34:47,439 --> 01:34:50,880
Speaker 2: Dude, he is slapping them in. Dude, Okay, this is

1874
01:34:51,159 --> 01:34:54,520
so fucking funny. Like I would have gave him a

1875
01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:57,279
fun I would have gave Mikey Mondo a fucking title

1876
01:34:57,279 --> 01:35:00,359
because of this. Triple Ah just crawling to like he's

1877
01:35:00,399 --> 01:35:03,880
at the apron. Mikey looks at him. Then he crouches

1878
01:35:03,920 --> 01:35:06,399
down and picks up the apron, looks under the ring

1879
01:35:06,920 --> 01:35:10,039
so fucking crazy for the sledgehammer, and mocks Triple H

1880
01:35:10,359 --> 01:35:12,760
and then slaps his head around a bunch of times.

1881
01:35:12,920 --> 01:35:14,439
It's unfucking believable.

1882
01:35:14,760 --> 01:35:16,520
Speaker 1: He wants it, man, he wants it.

1883
01:35:16,840 --> 01:35:20,159
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, this like they are giving it to him.

1884
01:35:20,319 --> 01:35:22,159
Someone had to tell him, like, hey, you guys, gotta

1885
01:35:22,239 --> 01:35:24,479
you can't be pussy's out there man, like fucking get

1886
01:35:24,520 --> 01:35:25,439
him Triple edge.

1887
01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:28,560
Speaker 1: Then crawls over to the timekeeper area and picks up

1888
01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:30,199
a sledgehammer.

1889
01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:33,159
Speaker 2: Because that's of course the old area for the sledgehammer.

1890
01:35:33,199 --> 01:35:35,199
You know, it's either on the ring or it's fucking

1891
01:35:35,279 --> 01:35:38,079
over here, and the squad are all. They're all. They

1892
01:35:38,079 --> 01:35:40,800
stop in the tracks in the shock because Triple hg

1893
01:35:40,840 --> 01:35:42,000
is about to kill him with the sledgehammer.

1894
01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:45,279
Speaker 1: Of course, he played the sledgehammer earlier and now it's

1895
01:35:45,279 --> 01:35:47,600
time for him to check everybody's ass.

1896
01:35:48,880 --> 01:35:50,960
Speaker 2: I mean, Johnny tries to stow a chairt on me, misses,

1897
01:35:51,119 --> 01:35:53,159
Triple Ah starts hitting him all with a sledgehammer. He

1898
01:35:53,600 --> 01:35:55,600
swings at the fucking ring post and misses, and it

1899
01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:58,079
makes a crazy sound and he chases Mikey in the

1900
01:35:58,119 --> 01:36:00,000
ring with it, and they all run away and Triple

1901
01:36:00,199 --> 01:36:02,640
H stands tall with the sledgehammer.

1902
01:36:02,920 --> 01:36:06,239
Speaker 1: Vince mcmahondin comes out and says, let's look at the tron.

1903
01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:17,239
Oh wait, all right, did that? Let me just sayradulation.

1904
01:36:17,840 --> 01:36:21,119
Speaker 2: Hooray uh, and then he goes to leave. He says,

1905
01:36:21,439 --> 01:36:23,640
I have I don't know a challenge for you next week,

1906
01:36:23,680 --> 01:36:28,279
though I see you joining a certain club. How about

1907
01:36:28,279 --> 01:36:31,800
next week on Raw? Triple H joins messed deic Man

1908
01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:35,840
kiss my ass club, and Triple H is obviously not happy.

1909
01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:38,720
Vince's music hits as he does the Brian Myers taunt,

1910
01:36:39,239 --> 01:36:42,119
and then it shows Triple H in the ring. Then

1911
01:36:42,159 --> 01:36:44,159
it comes back to Vince, who is now dancing to

1912
01:36:44,199 --> 01:36:44,720
his song.

1913
01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:47,880
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, I mean just he gives no fucks at all,

1914
01:36:48,079 --> 01:36:50,520
like none at all. I don't know. How about next

1915
01:36:50,520 --> 01:36:52,479
week on RAW? You just kiss my ass?

1916
01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:53,000
Speaker 6: All right?

1917
01:36:53,279 --> 01:36:57,640
Speaker 1: Good bye? Everybody? Like, what the fuck?

1918
01:36:58,079 --> 01:37:00,399
Speaker 2: That's the main amount of ramis this week?

1919
01:37:00,840 --> 01:37:05,039
Speaker 1: Guess? Holy shit?

1920
01:37:05,800 --> 01:37:06,079
Speaker 2: Wow?

1921
01:37:06,159 --> 01:37:09,560
Speaker 1: All right, blow the limo up now.

1922
01:37:13,600 --> 01:37:15,720
Speaker 2: I'll go over this real quick. I did it last time,

1923
01:37:15,760 --> 01:37:17,439
so I thought i'd give it a go this time too.

1924
01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:19,640
The rating for this show, just in case you're curious,

1925
01:37:19,640 --> 01:37:21,119
was a three point six to eight, and I do

1926
01:37:21,239 --> 01:37:26,000
have the segment by segments, so from the Observer June twelfth,

1927
01:37:26,359 --> 01:37:29,520
sixth and the segment by segment. Shelton versus Kane gained

1928
01:37:29,680 --> 01:37:33,640
four hundred and forty two thousand new viewers. Meltzer says

1929
01:37:33,640 --> 01:37:35,600
again because of the week open, the games early were

1930
01:37:35,640 --> 01:37:39,000
stronger than usual. Viscerari versus Zumaga gained two hundred and

1931
01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:44,000
eleven thousand viewers. Phoenix Sorry, Beth and Tory against Victoria

1932
01:37:44,039 --> 01:37:46,159
and Candice game two hundred and eighty two thousand viewers.

1933
01:37:46,520 --> 01:37:49,000
Scenea versus Nitro with the RV d angle and the

1934
01:37:49,039 --> 01:37:50,880
beginning of the Fully Hyman Debate Game two hundred and

1935
01:37:50,920 --> 01:37:54,640
thirty eight thousand, uh and then the ending of the

1936
01:37:54,640 --> 01:37:57,039
Fully Hayman Deal with Angles running plus this week in

1937
01:37:57,119 --> 01:37:59,640
w history. In the beginning of Edge and Show lost

1938
01:37:59,680 --> 01:38:03,880
thirty five five thousand viewers, the finish of Addresses Show

1939
01:38:03,880 --> 01:38:06,359
plus a See No Evil package and a Triple H

1940
01:38:06,399 --> 01:38:09,319
Winch Backstage Game three hundred and sixty three thousand viewers,

1941
01:38:10,159 --> 01:38:12,600
and then Triple H versus Kemy gained eight hundred and

1942
01:38:12,600 --> 01:38:15,199
eighty four thousand viewers, and it peaked at a four

1943
01:38:15,239 --> 01:38:17,720
point five year rating. And Meltzer said, you sure can't

1944
01:38:17,760 --> 01:38:20,159
argue that the Spirit Squad isn't over, because even though

1945
01:38:20,159 --> 01:38:21,720
they are put in the best point of the show

1946
01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:23,880
and work the show's top draws, they are still pulling

1947
01:38:23,880 --> 01:38:26,800
new reviewers at far more than usual closing of the

1948
01:38:26,840 --> 01:38:31,039
show rate. So the Spirit Squad may be a draw.

1949
01:38:32,760 --> 01:38:35,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean never even second guessed it.

1950
01:38:42,079 --> 01:38:45,000
Speaker 2: Well, that is it for WWE Monday Night Raw, May

1951
01:38:45,039 --> 01:38:48,760
twenty ninth, two thousand and six. And now it's time

1952
01:38:49,279 --> 01:38:51,159
for the main event.

1953
01:38:51,880 --> 01:38:59,039
Speaker 1: Let's read some fucking names, all right, Welcome to the

1954
01:38:59,079 --> 01:38:59,920
main event.

1955
01:39:00,640 --> 01:39:03,520
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, we made yes or no Yes.

1956
01:39:03,640 --> 01:39:09,520
Speaker 1: It's time to read those names. Yeah, names name five

1957
01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:13,840
dollars tier hitting the six seven the long way. Now

1958
01:39:13,880 --> 01:39:15,399
I'm on the Lloyd's of London.

1959
01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:21,479
Speaker 2: Oh that's that sounds good right, Like you're getting paid.

1960
01:39:21,680 --> 01:39:26,560
Speaker 1: She chased my Richard Son. I went modest to the top,

1961
01:39:27,119 --> 01:39:28,720
modest at the top.

1962
01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:31,359
Speaker 2: Push you off the top, you fall very far.

1963
01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:39,159
Speaker 1: Josh Alfonso, Ryan Durfy Nelson. Fuck the Braves, Fuck the Phillies,

1964
01:39:39,359 --> 01:39:44,159
Fuck the Dodgers. Damn fuck the Giants. From a Giants fan.

1965
01:39:44,479 --> 01:39:46,319
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's yeah.

1966
01:39:46,359 --> 01:39:49,159
Speaker 1: You guys can go ahead and keep Devers over there too, man.

1967
01:39:49,720 --> 01:39:51,760
Speaker 2: No, no, I think that's your boy.

1968
01:39:52,079 --> 01:39:52,960
Speaker 1: That's your boy.

1969
01:39:53,359 --> 01:39:57,079
Speaker 2: I think they the Braves would really love to have

1970
01:39:57,079 --> 01:39:58,439
a Rockie Devers on their team.

1971
01:39:58,680 --> 01:40:01,279
Speaker 1: No, that's your way. You keep him in San Francisco.

1972
01:40:01,399 --> 01:40:03,479
It's the weather's good.

1973
01:40:03,800 --> 01:40:08,399
Speaker 2: You know what. This guy was smart too. He threw

1974
01:40:08,399 --> 01:40:09,960
a fuck the Giants in there as a Giants fan

1975
01:40:09,960 --> 01:40:11,720
because he knew we were about to go stat looking.

1976
01:40:11,880 --> 01:40:13,760
Speaker 1: I mean I had to look already know they're playing

1977
01:40:13,800 --> 01:40:15,359
like shit. We talk to Scott all the time.

1978
01:40:15,520 --> 01:40:17,760
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, West Coast Scott, we have to

1979
01:40:18,199 --> 01:40:21,000
hear what the transit tribulations of the Giants very frequently,

1980
01:40:21,079 --> 01:40:23,600
so I you know, I agree. I'm on your side

1981
01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:24,680
with the the Giants, bart.

1982
01:40:24,560 --> 01:40:30,560
Speaker 1: Though and the Braves beat the Dodgers. By the way,

1983
01:40:31,479 --> 01:40:38,000
I heard Terrence Ward whoa Dick Johnson pussy galore style?

1984
01:40:38,199 --> 01:40:38,399
Speaker 2: Yes?

1985
01:40:38,439 --> 01:40:41,600
Speaker 1: Style for mother el fuck Yes.

1986
01:40:41,760 --> 01:40:43,199
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm on board with that one.

1987
01:40:43,439 --> 01:40:47,640
Speaker 1: Johnny Ace roadkill Danny Doring joint account.

1988
01:40:49,119 --> 01:40:52,199
Speaker 2: That's such a that's such a long time ago part

1989
01:40:52,199 --> 01:40:53,439
of my life, dude.

1990
01:40:53,479 --> 01:40:55,520
Speaker 1: I mean, it is so so long ago.

1991
01:40:56,399 --> 01:40:58,640
Speaker 2: That's fucked up. Part is that there's people that only

1992
01:40:58,680 --> 01:41:00,640
know roadkilling Danny dor from that.

1993
01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:02,720
Speaker 1: Like I don't even know if I was thirty, like

1994
01:41:02,840 --> 01:41:07,359
when you said that joke. Also on sherek cout fuck you,

1995
01:41:07,520 --> 01:41:11,560
Michael Rushing Junior. The he is Michael Rulo, he is

1996
01:41:11,640 --> 01:41:20,279
pity yo, fuck you beat one Jay ten dollars tier Hey, Johnny,

1997
01:41:20,439 --> 01:41:23,079
I'm an eighty seven year old grandma and Philly. Where

1998
01:41:23,079 --> 01:41:25,079
can I go to hide from people trying to kick

1999
01:41:25,319 --> 01:41:26,279
my ass?

2000
01:41:26,760 --> 01:41:29,439
Speaker 2: There's no hiding, there's no running unless you could find

2001
01:41:29,439 --> 01:41:31,720
an eighty seven year old old man that makes coke

2002
01:41:31,760 --> 01:41:34,239
the old way. I promise you ain't find him in

2003
01:41:34,279 --> 01:41:37,760
Philly Well he makes coke.

2004
01:41:38,039 --> 01:41:46,119
Speaker 1: But Fay's funhouse Lazin w Allen, Yeah yeah, Sir Duckland

2005
01:41:46,720 --> 01:41:55,000
Kendall Byrd, Matt Knight, Josh Alfonso, Chase chard Son, God

2006
01:41:56,000 --> 01:42:01,399
the King of Kings, Pepe McMichael with his little cowboy hat.

2007
01:42:01,840 --> 01:42:09,119
Yay Adam Hembrey, Max Arsenal Yay, Matt Man, Natalie Monroe

2008
01:42:09,199 --> 01:42:13,399
kicking that shiz, Knit Diz Augies, Desiles Ski Woo Ski

2009
01:42:13,760 --> 01:42:17,960
you brother d Island, talk about your dick, talk about

2010
01:42:18,000 --> 01:42:22,159
your cock three sixteen. Johnson three sixteen says I just

2011
01:42:22,199 --> 01:42:23,960
beat up an eighty seven year old grandma.

2012
01:42:25,039 --> 01:42:27,000
Speaker 2: Sorry, Now where to hide?

2013
01:42:27,119 --> 01:42:34,319
Speaker 1: Reggie Riobi Yes, Keanna Young Incognito two eight six Yeah,

2014
01:42:34,399 --> 01:42:42,399
Yeah yeah, Q Nelson, Jay Hustig Realize, real eyes, real lies.

2015
01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:48,319
Speaker 2: Dude. Wow, that was heavy on every aim fucking away message.

2016
01:42:48,439 --> 01:42:51,800
Speaker 1: Listening to Trouble by Liv Morgan while I drink my Prime,

2017
01:42:52,079 --> 01:42:53,520
I love double double E.

2018
01:42:53,680 --> 01:42:55,359
Speaker 2: There's a special place in hell for you, buddy.

2019
01:42:55,600 --> 01:43:02,600
Speaker 1: Four strings is fine, hm Blizzy Splizzy quack Storminator zero

2020
01:43:02,720 --> 01:43:07,199
one Animal I have become by three days Grace would

2021
01:43:07,199 --> 01:43:10,199
have been a fantastic song for a heel Dolf Ziggler

2022
01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:13,359
you think so. We've been watching a heel Dolf Ziggler

2023
01:43:15,399 --> 01:43:24,880
and I like the song now Kenny Bill Daniel Double,

2024
01:43:25,479 --> 01:43:27,840
I call him hack Saw Jim Duggan, the way he

2025
01:43:27,880 --> 01:43:29,119
gives me long Wood.

2026
01:43:29,560 --> 01:43:31,439
Speaker 2: No, I don't like that. I don't like that.

2027
01:43:31,600 --> 01:43:33,560
Speaker 1: Your content gives me life.

2028
01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:38,439
Speaker 2: Oh nice, Hey, congrats or thanks or you're welcome one

2029
01:43:38,479 --> 01:43:38,800
of those.

2030
01:43:38,920 --> 01:43:44,479
Speaker 1: Hey, thank you, dude. Riley Holloway, Hey, sorry I'm late.

2031
01:43:44,720 --> 01:43:48,000
Here are my picks for the Deadies. My biggest nominee

2032
01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:52,000
for biggest Jarboni Mark with a tiny peanuts from.

2033
01:43:51,760 --> 01:43:57,159
Speaker 2: Billy is us fun Oh he didn't give an answer.

2034
01:43:57,279 --> 01:44:02,640
Speaker 1: Deadlock Boys, Johnny and James Games, Batman Forever for s

2035
01:44:02,760 --> 01:44:05,279
g H because of the story of Tommy Lee Jones

2036
01:44:05,319 --> 01:44:06,680
aka two Face.

2037
01:44:06,520 --> 01:44:11,279
Speaker 2: And and what funk I gotta watch it now?

2038
01:44:11,560 --> 01:44:15,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Batman Forever. That's the classic one. Brandon Brand,

2039
01:44:15,920 --> 01:44:23,239
Cameron Zach Gowan's leg She banged oh ship. That's not

2040
01:44:23,960 --> 01:44:25,800
what I read.

2041
01:44:28,079 --> 01:44:31,319
Speaker 2: Like that that was.

2042
01:44:32,840 --> 01:44:37,359
Speaker 1: That's funny. She banged bang into Isosa Sosa.

2043
01:44:39,920 --> 01:44:45,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh baby, wow, that's awesome. That's not even a

2044
01:44:45,279 --> 01:44:49,720
ricking fucking Martin song anymore, to be no way that

2045
01:44:49,800 --> 01:44:53,279
gotta take it over, dude, that was that swept the nation? Yeah? Man,

2046
01:44:53,319 --> 01:44:55,079
I mean people talk about songs that, like, you know,

2047
01:44:55,119 --> 01:44:57,199
like hurt by Ninas Nails, Like everyone's like, Okay, that's

2048
01:44:57,199 --> 01:44:59,640
a Johnny Cash song. Now. I mean, she Bag is

2049
01:44:59,640 --> 01:45:01,119
a god William hug song to be.

2050
01:45:03,000 --> 01:45:06,960
Speaker 1: Little Willie hung That guy was a demon.

2051
01:45:06,720 --> 01:45:14,479
Speaker 10: Man, Mikey, Mikey, Mitch.

2052
01:45:16,880 --> 01:45:23,439
Speaker 1: Jake, the Photo g Nice, Matthew Heidinger, Ruan Coetzy t

2053
01:45:23,720 --> 01:45:33,600
Swaggy Sloppy, Oh Ben, Tommy Fucking Pickles Yeah, Unlucky Chloe,

2054
01:45:34,319 --> 01:45:41,520
Jacob Sigley, Raymond Rice, Jacob Pulse's WCW Universe mode got

2055
01:45:41,520 --> 01:45:47,239
me through my flu? Yeah, Jalen Zach, Mick Kracken, I

2056
01:45:47,319 --> 01:45:52,880
like that one. Stewart Dominic Ash b ashb Debbie de

2057
01:45:53,159 --> 01:46:02,600
veto right, Trip Hensley, Josh James, Oh, Josh James. Eighty

2058
01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:05,760
seven year old grandmother calls police because she is hungry

2059
01:46:05,840 --> 01:46:15,319
and lonely. Oh, Dobby Bostius her eyes. It gives her

2060
01:46:15,319 --> 01:46:15,880
a copy of.

2061
01:46:15,880 --> 01:46:19,600
Speaker 2: Steward Holy fuck Why I love him? I love him

2062
01:46:19,600 --> 01:46:23,239
and I love that movie, as does James. Holy shit, man,

2063
01:46:26,520 --> 01:46:27,760
is that not like what's wrong?

2064
01:46:28,039 --> 01:46:35,279
Speaker 1: Dobby Bostias, John Blood smells like shit. What the fuck

2065
01:46:35,279 --> 01:46:39,680
as boo alone? Just kidding love you.

2066
01:46:39,960 --> 01:46:41,920
Speaker 2: Oh hooray, this had a good ending.

2067
01:46:42,279 --> 01:46:45,479
Speaker 1: It's Corvid shouting out the discord. We have trans Girl's

2068
01:46:45,520 --> 01:46:49,520
word and less Chase Richard's son than you think.

2069
01:46:51,119 --> 01:46:53,239
Speaker 2: Oh wow, double discord shout out on this.

2070
01:46:53,560 --> 01:46:56,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just talking about the discord. Come joy shout out.

2071
01:46:56,720 --> 01:47:02,000
She risen up my scibbity whoa Fortnite Victory Royale shield

2072
01:47:02,039 --> 01:47:08,920
style long style, Deef stroke it off style. Bret Hayes

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Andrew Garza. Oh naya. Oh love the podcast, love the

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YouTube channel, I love the boys. Lets fucking go and

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comm justin vert zero it matthewew fifteen dollars Tier Notorious

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rugg oh Taylor Lee, Oh Venus fly chap oh I

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kick John Blood's ass? Nah on on, No, you don't,

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Chris Alan Craven, Yo Beefy, slow and reverb the boys

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while Sexual Chocolate plays in the background. Dim the lights

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while you're at it, Broke Dot.

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Speaker 2: Joe Beefy call this guy an idiot?

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Speaker 1: Russell my Jimmy's oh my sixty dollars annual. Wait, this

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isn't an e fed.

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Speaker 2: It could be. We got Dolph Ziggler coming out of

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here and pick his music.

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Speaker 1: One hundred and tweet our annual flee Poorsoftmond aka the

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opposite of Chase, Richard's son.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck? What does that mean? The opposite of

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like I like this?

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Speaker 10: And the new Patreon Champion thirty five fifty three not vacant,

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Dick Bungus, Welcome the old champions.

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Speaker 1: Dick Bungus. Wow, he's done it again for the first times. Congratulations.

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Speaker 2: That's fucking super exciting. Vacant for only one week. And

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Dick Bungus, what was it fu? Wow, Dick Bungus, you're

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fucked up in your head with the day Bungus. But

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that's the that's our champion. That is the champion of

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the Patreon.

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Speaker 1: We sent him out to all the interviews and do all.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he does the yeah right, he does the that's

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us Yeah, there he is Richard Fungus. Well, that is

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it for the main event, and that is it for

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our show. Thank you so much for joining us. Everybody.

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Make sure to check us out on Patreon. That's patreon

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dot com, Slaze Deadlock, PW. Don't miss out on any

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of the content over there, including the Deadlock Podcast after

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show that goes up of course, after the show, join

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us Patreon dot com, saze Deadlock PW, and join us

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next week for another edition of the Deadlock Podcast