Speaker 1: You know what just looks like here like a young
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp.
Speaker 2: You don't.
Speaker 1: Right here when they head down right, I.
Speaker 3: Look like a young Johnny Depp in like uh that
Speaker 3: vampire bandies in the Vampires.
Speaker 1: With Joe Perry.
Speaker 4: You're crazy, you think you look like a young Johnny
Speaker 4: Depp with that's hairdoo.
Speaker 1: I should be doing killing that fucking cologne.
Speaker 5: You look stupid.
Speaker 4: You know you look like the no cutchy for old men.
Speaker 6: Fucking Benjamin Franklin both fly.
Speaker 4: You do look like Benjamin Franklin.
Speaker 5: He looks like Johnny Depp.
Speaker 6: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: That's my first fe after you to Ron who doesn't
Speaker 4: obviously doesn't have a mirror in his house, you don't
Speaker 4: look like Johnny Depp.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry man to us for believing that Benjamin Franklin
Speaker 2: tied a key to a kite and found elect prisity.
Speaker 5: He probably did. He was he was an inventor. I'm
Speaker 5: watching a documentary on the Benjamin Franklin. I think he
Speaker 5: might have done that. If you want to know the truth.
Speaker 6: And if you want to know the truth, I think
Speaker 6: you was probably autistic.
Speaker 2: Who kite?
Speaker 1: And wait, wait, hold on, Tony's saying I know everyone
Speaker 1: knows the story.
Speaker 3: He tied the key to a kite, the the lighting
Speaker 3: hit the key, he was holding the kite, and he survived.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is it you can?
Speaker 5: Can?
Speaker 1: You can? You quickly go? Is that a true story
Speaker 1: to AI?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 1: Probably not?
Speaker 5: Of course it's a true story. Of course, it's a
Speaker 5: true story.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what Benjamin Franklin
Speaker 1: was known for. Yeah, he fucking loved the wind.
Speaker 5: He liked the lead.
Speaker 1: Oh, he liked all the collars. He liked all the collars.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: He's like famous for going to Paris and just well
Speaker 3: showing his lightning key.
Speaker 5: He didn't go to Paris. He was living at Paris. Okay,
Speaker 5: he was the difference he went going there, he was,
Speaker 5: he was living.
Speaker 1: Now you're doing smantics with me, Well, I think.
Speaker 2: It was a well Ronnie, what would you have done
Speaker 2: if Benny Franklin pulled up on you and said, hey, Ronnie,
Speaker 2: check my key, let me see your lock.
Speaker 6: What would you say?
Speaker 1: Wait, drink first?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 4: Benjamin Franklin key to the kite to discover electricity? The
Speaker 4: short answer partially true, but mostly a massive pop culture exaggeration.
Speaker 5: Uh did he discover electricity.
Speaker 4: No, electricity was already well known and experimented with by mid.
Speaker 5: Eighteenth century scientists. Was he struck by lightning? Absolutely not.
Speaker 4: Did the experiment actually happen, Probably, but much more carefully
Speaker 4: around June seventeen fifty.
Speaker 5: It's a long winded day.
Speaker 6: Nonsense, This is nonsense. It's a pop culture.
Speaker 2: Pop culture.
Speaker 5: Oh well, look at the Look at Tony he eats.
Speaker 5: Oh it's nonsense, that's nonsense.
Speaker 2: But sense.
Speaker 5: The flat Earth thing is in nonsense.
Speaker 2: Of course. Hold on one second. This is all I
Speaker 2: have to say about that, and then we can move on.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Please, I made you think, and.
Speaker 2: That's all I wanted to do the day you got
Speaker 2: so frustrated with me that you had to go find
Speaker 2: an answer. You thought about it for a second, you said, hey,
Speaker 2: this doesn't make sense to me, and you'll win, and
Speaker 2: you found a solution to something instead of just assuming
Speaker 2: we live on a round planet. To stop you understand,
Speaker 2: it's about provoking thought.
Speaker 5: In your head. No, No, I'm to the point every.
Speaker 4: Time you talk about the Earth possibly being flat, I'm
Speaker 4: just gonna openly laugh at you.
Speaker 5: I'm done, done with the discussion.
Speaker 2: And all I got to say to you is once
Speaker 2: upon a time. People believe that Franklin put a kite
Speaker 2: in the sky with the key. That was the truth
Speaker 2: at one point in time.
Speaker 5: Good for you, that was two hundred years ago or whatever.
Speaker 2: Right, and.
Speaker 4: Somebody's good, good morning. Let's let's get the FU Friday
Speaker 4: show going.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stay it one more time. Is infamous for
Speaker 3: he was a he stalked the ladies. What do you
Speaker 3: think his pickup line was at the taverns having a.
Speaker 1: Brown warm ale. Hey baby, I invented lightnings.
Speaker 4: No, no, I'm sorry, Hey baby, you messed up your
Speaker 4: life line.
Speaker 5: I know it happens. Okay, look, it's a few Friday.
Speaker 4: I want to I want to get the festivities going
Speaker 4: immediately with this, with this jerk.
Speaker 5: This is my first f you and we can discuss.
Speaker 5: It's just on my phone because of copyright ship. But
Speaker 5: few to this jerk.
Speaker 6: The tree, the tree, it's not a tree.
Speaker 5: That's a guy.
Speaker 2: Just he's he's he's in a.
Speaker 5: Tree costume to catch speeders.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 6: Few to this guy, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Look, I'm a big fan of you know, them trying
Speaker 4: to stop speeders in residential neighborhoods.
Speaker 5: Of course, we have a we have a very slow
Speaker 5: moving road out here, and uh they pull off. Uh
Speaker 5: they pull people over all the time for speeding. I
Speaker 5: don't mind that.
Speaker 4: But when you're dressing up like a tree for your job, Oh,
Speaker 4: what did you do wrong in school? That that's what
Speaker 4: you're doing. Now you're dressing as a tree to catch speeders.
Speaker 4: But this is a fashion away or let them seventy
Speaker 4: miles an hour through his school.
Speaker 6: So hold on.
Speaker 2: When he catches him, what does he do run after them?
Speaker 5: Oh? No, because because he knows everyone would laugh at him.
Speaker 4: He's like, he calls ahead, like I got one in
Speaker 4: the mob out Well, he should be humiliated. If he
Speaker 4: was the one that got you for speeding, he should
Speaker 4: have to walk up to your car as a tree
Speaker 4: to give you your speeding ticket.
Speaker 6: Listen, I give it to him. He's not allowing AI
Speaker 6: or a camera to take his job.
Speaker 2: He's like, I found my niche I'm gonna put a
Speaker 2: tree fucking costa on and I'm gonna catch people speeding.
Speaker 5: Look at this idiot. He looks like Bigfoot. He looks
Speaker 5: like Bigfoot. And look he's right next to the trees.
Speaker 5: He's in camouflage. I guess Rob.
Speaker 2: Look, there's a picture of Sasquatch.
Speaker 5: They found him, all right, the Sasquatch thing.
Speaker 4: The Sasquatch is real, but Tony's ridiculous, Fordicular, you're this fly.
Speaker 3: Sasquatch is in every fucking culture, spotted a hut every
Speaker 3: fucking continent.
Speaker 1: There's pictures of it.
Speaker 3: There's also pictures of spaceships and sauces in.
Speaker 5: Tea, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: There's also pictures of mermaids.
Speaker 4: You say, pictures of sauces, sauces, pictures and change.
Speaker 5: What are you talking about today, bro?
Speaker 2: Do you know what else was in every culture before
Speaker 2: nineteen forty eight?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: The flat Earth?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm done.
Speaker 2: I'm done.
Speaker 5: I'm done.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got you to these jackasses, These men who
Speaker 2: call themselves men, right, take their women out to the
Speaker 2: beach or up to a fucking hill somewhere, and they
Speaker 2: have these cameras placed or they have their body hiding
Speaker 2: behind a rock so they can record themselves getting engaged.
Speaker 2: You fucking idiot. It doesn't get better.
Speaker 6: With the years.
Speaker 2: Do you understand, your fucking jackass, who's raising these guys?
Speaker 2: Who's raising men that do this?
Speaker 1: Are you having narratal problems.
Speaker 2: You know, my wife walking around half naked, she dropped
Speaker 2: some weight.
Speaker 6: She's feeling good about herself. I'm feeling good about myself.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 4: Well, let me ask you something. How did you get engaged?
Speaker 4: I think you're jealous that people have figured out how
Speaker 4: to get engaged in a better way, and they used
Speaker 4: drones and their friends to hide the bushes so they
Speaker 4: could capture the moment.
Speaker 6: Hold on, you want to know the damn truth.
Speaker 2: I was probably one of the I was on the
Speaker 2: forefront of this shit because and I could slap myself
Speaker 2: for this. I was in the Bahamas. I was with
Speaker 2: my wife and my now sister in law. We were
Speaker 2: walking around town. We were hammered out of our faces.
Speaker 2: We walked into a jewelry shop. I fucking grabbed the rain.
Speaker 2: I got on one knee and I asked my wife
Speaker 2: to marry me here. My sister in law was there
Speaker 2: and actually captured it, and I put it on social media.
Speaker 2: So Tony, go, fuck yourself. You're an asshole because you
Speaker 2: started this.
Speaker 5: Shit, all right, there you go. I like, I like
Speaker 5: how we figured that out already. You're you're the idiot.
Speaker 3: You realized it turns out you are the idiot. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I feel like, are you also going to say that
Speaker 3: eventually about shit?
Speaker 1: Earth is round?
Speaker 5: Let it go, Let it go, Let it go.
Speaker 4: And I'm trying to be nice to Tony because he
Speaker 4: put his dog down a couple days ago.
Speaker 5: I didn't forget how you do it? Tony?
Speaker 2: There were you?
Speaker 5: How is your wife? They came to the house and
Speaker 5: did it into the house.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was actually a very beautiful ceremony. They came
Speaker 2: to the house. They made a little poor print. They
Speaker 2: gave her the first injection and she kind of just
Speaker 2: nodded out like a crackhead, and her tongue was sticking out,
Speaker 2: and then he gave her a second injection, and that shit,
Speaker 2: she was done after that, and I cried and my
Speaker 2: wife cried.
Speaker 6: We both cried.
Speaker 2: And then I woke up the next day and I
Speaker 2: said to myself, you know something.
Speaker 6: I don't have to clean hand no more. I don't
Speaker 6: have to clean.
Speaker 2: Doodo no more. I don't have to wake up in
Speaker 2: the rain to walk my dog. I don't have to
Speaker 2: get up in the snow and walk my dog. Bad
Speaker 2: feelings are not going to bring my dog back. So
Speaker 2: I have to continue with my life and saying, baby, Billy,
Speaker 2: I'll see you.
Speaker 6: On the other side.
Speaker 5: So it's all about you. It's all about you. And
Speaker 5: how this dog was a hassle in your household.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she gave me fifteen great years, bro, And
Speaker 2: thank you and everybody.
Speaker 4: You don't want to You don't have to clean up
Speaker 4: puke or the runs anymore.
Speaker 5: And hair, it's all about Tony.
Speaker 1: I have a question. I have a question. I have
Speaker 1: a question.
Speaker 4: Sorry to Tony, I'm actually sorry, Tony.
Speaker 3: I have a question because I know in my tradition
Speaker 3: when there's funerals and there's you know, ceremonies like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the spread is good. How was the spread? What did
Speaker 3: you have to eat?
Speaker 6: There was no spread, bro.
Speaker 3: Bid that's yeah, you're Jewish.
Speaker 5: How it was one of my Larry David moments when
Speaker 5: my agent died.
Speaker 4: I flew out to l a and and I threw
Speaker 4: the dirt on his fucking coffin, which is weird in
Speaker 4: your culture.
Speaker 5: How about you bury the body? Why are we burying
Speaker 5: the body?
Speaker 4: And then we went to an amazing spread and I
Speaker 4: said to the widow, I said, oh my god, the
Speaker 4: food is just terrific. And then I realized why the
Speaker 4: food was so terrific because we were mourning the loss
Speaker 4: of the deer.
Speaker 5: Bob eat man. That's my bit.
Speaker 1: I did it on the pot, not your bit. You're
Speaker 1: not a jew.
Speaker 3: You participated in a Jewish ceremony and you went, fuck,
Speaker 3: did you do it good?
Speaker 1: Did you do it good?
Speaker 5: You guys know how to put the food out?
Speaker 1: You know. That's why I said, was there like, did
Speaker 1: you have something? Did you have something?
Speaker 5: You have something? You're you're you know what you're doing.
Speaker 5: You're trying to get a bit in. That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5: Why would Why would he cater is the death of
Speaker 5: his dog, because.
Speaker 1: Because people are grieving and they need something to eat.
Speaker 5: Here's a few bagels.
Speaker 4: It's some shape fruit salad wing.
Speaker 1: Now shall eat.
Speaker 4: Look look I I hear they come to your house
Speaker 4: now to put the dogs down.
Speaker 5: But now you got it.
Speaker 4: You got a dog ghost in your house. Bro, you
Speaker 4: got a dog ghost in your house. Now you're gonna
Speaker 4: think a dog's licking in the middle of the night.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be a dog ghost. So you don't did
Speaker 4: you do it in a part of your house that
Speaker 4: you don't really give a shit about.
Speaker 5: So when you walk by that part of the house.
Speaker 5: You're all right with it. I did it right.
Speaker 4: Well, she slept man, right a dog ghost in your house.
Speaker 6: I don't have a dog ghost in my house.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 5: It takes time.
Speaker 4: It takes a week or two when no, no, no,
Speaker 4: dog has to realize it's no longer around.
Speaker 2: And then I haven't you iver thold you about the
Speaker 2: old lady who passed away in my basement?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 6: No, yeah, man, I had.
Speaker 2: My next door neighbor, his mother in law slash mother
Speaker 2: to the to the wife over there. She was in
Speaker 2: my basement for the last part of her life and
Speaker 2: I saw we see, you know, I saw her deteriorate
Speaker 2: the ta It was like a hospice, bro.
Speaker 6: And at the end she was just like that by
Speaker 6: the window.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, like a cap like that by the window,
Speaker 3: like a cat's.
Speaker 6: Crazy man to see somebody.
Speaker 2: When I met that lady, bro, she was dancing, she
Speaker 2: was this, she was parting, she was moving around, she
Speaker 2: was taking trips.
Speaker 6: And then I saw her like that.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, no, no, no, how old?
Speaker 1: How old?
Speaker 2: How old she must have been. I would say maybe
Speaker 2: in her eighties, all.
Speaker 6: Right, mide something like that.
Speaker 2: Did you smell her not as No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: She's right.
Speaker 6: That's but that's you know what I mean, Like, I
Speaker 6: don't want to go out like that.
Speaker 2: By the way, let me say something thank you to
Speaker 2: everybody who reached out to me about my dog and
Speaker 2: sent me messages and sent me text and all that
Speaker 2: good stuff.
Speaker 6: Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it just out of curiosity.
Speaker 3: I don't know how they do it, dude, like it
Speaker 3: like a New hamp church.
Speaker 1: Do I hear the echo?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Now fucking bothering? Well you do it?
Speaker 5: That Ryan gave a dollar ninety nine oachster.
Speaker 4: You gotta tell ron less extreme close ups, Less extreme
Speaker 4: close ups. He only gave it a dollar ninety nine rons,
Speaker 4: and you do all the close ups you want.
Speaker 6: Dude, amends.
Speaker 2: What's putting almonds up in this?
Speaker 6: No, wasn't eating bro what.
Speaker 5: I don't get it.
Speaker 3: Anything anything for the anything for the anything for the kids.
Speaker 3: I'm just here to entertained Tony.
Speaker 1: The world is just so the world is so high.
Speaker 1: The world is so flat. You can fall up the
Speaker 1: egg any minute.
Speaker 4: Oh you and Carrot top with with the props for
Speaker 4: your comedy. You're just terrific.
Speaker 3: First of all, Carrot Top. He he look looks like
Speaker 3: he transitioned into it like a have you ever you
Speaker 3: ever met Carrot Top he's been on the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel bad I took a shot at him
Speaker 4: because he's a really nice guy as guy and it's
Speaker 4: not my type of comedy, but he.
Speaker 5: Does a very good job with it. And he's he's
Speaker 5: a multi millionaire, So what am I doing?
Speaker 1: I mean, he must be.
Speaker 3: He must be worth hundreds of millions of dollars at
Speaker 3: this point. But he's such a weird look. He's jack,
Speaker 3: his fucking armed a jack. But he's wearing like almost
Speaker 3: cloud makeup.
Speaker 4: But normally, well some of it is tattooed on at
Speaker 4: this point there or something's tattooed on, so he doesn't
Speaker 4: have to deal with that every day when he's getting
Speaker 4: ready for a show.
Speaker 5: Whatever it's about.
Speaker 4: Tony p though, But all getting aside. You guys are
Speaker 4: doing all right with the dog thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, bro, we're okay, We're okay.
Speaker 5: Now, if you lived in my house growing up, you
Speaker 5: know how we dealt with the death of a pet.
Speaker 1: I no, you fucking buried it. You fucking went up
Speaker 1: back and you got a show.
Speaker 4: No, No, we found dogs frozen in the morning, just frozen,
Speaker 4: and my dad would would just take.
Speaker 5: Off with the thing.
Speaker 4: I don't know where the fuck he brought it, but
Speaker 4: we were always trying to save money, so I don't think.
Speaker 4: I don't think he brought it to the vet. There's
Speaker 4: no fucking way he had a he had a burial
Speaker 4: site for our pets.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you right.
Speaker 4: Now, because we lived in a wooded area, well woods
Speaker 4: around us here and there.
Speaker 5: So I think he had a spot because there's no
Speaker 5: way he brought it to the vet.
Speaker 3: If you live in a rural area, let's blisten I
Speaker 3: by the evil step the evil step mother.
Speaker 1: Who put me in an attic. Right.
Speaker 3: So they had a house in cockin New Hampshire, right
Speaker 3: beside my father's bar. Ironically the house was right beside
Speaker 3: my father's bar.
Speaker 1: There's no coincidence.
Speaker 3: But they had twenty seven acres up behind the house.
Speaker 3: And the stepsister had a horse, a goat, fucking Saint
Speaker 3: Bana chickens. Dude, Nobody like in rural America takes a
Speaker 3: dead animal to a vet.
Speaker 1: They just don't.
Speaker 3: They fucking bury it like a real fucking man, be
Speaker 3: a man, and you know, and you know they're yet and.
Speaker 2: They also used to hunts for that food. So man,
Speaker 2: then don't go to a supermarket.
Speaker 5: What do you carry?
Speaker 1: No, I'm being serious. Nobody fucking breathed a dead animal
Speaker 1: to a vet and new and cocking new hamptire. You
Speaker 1: just fucking bury it.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, I'll tell you.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you this much. They they finally sold my
Speaker 4: childhood home. There's a you know, a new family there
Speaker 4: and they redid the house and everything. I pray they
Speaker 4: don't put a pool in the backyard. Let's just put
Speaker 4: it that way.
Speaker 1: Is the poltergeist.
Speaker 4: There's gonna be some yellow tape as they try to
Speaker 4: figure out if it's a human being or a or
Speaker 4: a black leg.
Speaker 3: I have a question for Tony, how much did this
Speaker 3: procedure cost you? Like they come to your house?
Speaker 6: They used that one thousand dollars? Huh about a thousand dollars?
Speaker 5: All right, Well, thanks for steamrolling over that that thing.
Speaker 4: That could have been a fun bit with the pool
Speaker 4: in the backyard, with them digging it up in fire.
Speaker 4: You set it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you didn't even let the thing breathe. Let it breathe, Tony,
Speaker 5: was it didn't laugh?
Speaker 1: And you're like how much was.
Speaker 6: The fucking dogs will come up.
Speaker 4: I do want to say this though, if you were
Speaker 4: living in my house growing up and you lost one
Speaker 4: of your pets, my mom's philosophy was, let's let's forget
Speaker 4: the bad feelings right away. The next day there was
Speaker 4: a puppy in the house, which creeped me on. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 4: we got a mourned frescot for a little bit before
Speaker 4: you bring in sprite Ye.
Speaker 5: Dogs were named after SODA's and so that's a true story.
Speaker 4: But it was like the dog, just the dog just
Speaker 4: died yesterday, and now we're supposed to be excited about
Speaker 4: a new puppy.
Speaker 5: It was creepy when my cat got run over.
Speaker 4: When I moved home from Buffalo for a little while,
Speaker 4: I took a pit stop and moved back in with
Speaker 4: my parents after my my radio stint in Buffalo, and
Speaker 4: I brought a.
Speaker 5: Feral cat home named Velcro, and it got fucking cooshed
Speaker 5: outside my house. We lived in a house of horror.
Speaker 4: We lost a lot of pets right in front of
Speaker 4: our house, and uh, and I'm like mourning the death
Speaker 4: of this thing.
Speaker 5: I went for a bike ride and my dad I
Speaker 5: come home, and uh, he's in tears.
Speaker 4: And he told me the story that the cat just
Speaker 4: got crushed and then he buried it under the apple tree.
Speaker 4: So man, I hope they don't. I hope they don't
Speaker 4: dig around the apple tree either, matter of fact. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then uh, and then I'm in my room just
Speaker 4: fucking balling and sad because I kind of felt for
Speaker 4: this stupid cat that gave me the fleas by the
Speaker 4: way to bring all the stories together. And as I'm
Speaker 4: in a midnap, my mom plunks a fucking evil cat
Speaker 4: on my back.
Speaker 5: I don't want a new cat.
Speaker 2: Back.
Speaker 6: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That doesn't sound like a woman who wants to kill you.
Speaker 3: That sounds like a woman who loves you and wanted
Speaker 3: to take away.
Speaker 4: And then this this cat was just evil. It would
Speaker 4: claw at me and hiss in the middle of the night.
Speaker 4: I'm like, ah, what did you get?
Speaker 2: You just gave me a demon.
Speaker 6: She pulled, she pulled the pet cemetery.
Speaker 2: That cat that was the same cat. Man, She just
Speaker 2: pulled it out of the ground and gave it back
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 4: I mean, my cat was cool, it was cool, and
Speaker 4: then it was replaced by this evil, evil cat. Because
Speaker 4: my mom wanted all the sadness to go away, immediately
Speaker 4: get him.
Speaker 3: Did you ever have like a short, fat psychic woman
Speaker 3: come to your house like in Potageist and warn.
Speaker 5: You, dude, we got pets buried all over that property.
Speaker 4: The big one is the black lab that I buried
Speaker 4: with my brother in the middle of the night at
Speaker 4: a cold winter night where the ground was.
Speaker 5: So frozen we couldn't even we couldn't even dig the
Speaker 5: hole properly. It took forever. Oh, I still have go ahead.
Speaker 2: I still have the other dog, so I can't get
Speaker 2: over it. I can't get over it for the other dog.
Speaker 2: But she's old two, she's gone, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: she's twelve. She's a twelve year old friend.
Speaker 6: She shouldn't. She shouldn't be around.
Speaker 5: You should have done it two for one.
Speaker 6: I wonder within six months, I'll show receipt.
Speaker 1: You could have said to the guy, hey, listen to
Speaker 1: the other dog twelve years old. I mean, I really can't.
Speaker 3: I can't swing another fucking grand a couple of months
Speaker 3: from now.
Speaker 1: What can you do for me? What can you do
Speaker 1: for me?
Speaker 5: Hey? Ron?
Speaker 4: My next few is to your culture. You brought up
Speaker 4: food and it reminded me of something the filter sit. Well,
Speaker 4: no you got you got crappy food. You can you
Speaker 4: can do whatever you want with it, but you're.
Speaker 5: The Jewish food stinks. It's diggs man.
Speaker 4: Then to make it even look sadder, like, why do
Speaker 4: you guys say schmeer when you're when you're getting a bagel,
Speaker 4: it's a bagel and cream cheese when you like a
Speaker 4: little shmear?
Speaker 5: I hate when they say smear, No around, don't do that.
Speaker 1: What just happened? What the fuck did you have to say?
Speaker 1: Breakfast was mandani?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 5: Like, why do you guys have to say smear?
Speaker 2: Why do you put capers on fish and then take
Speaker 2: that fish and put it into fucking cream cheese? That's
Speaker 2: no good.
Speaker 5: Slow, I love the capers and the cream cheese. I
Speaker 5: don't like that down.
Speaker 4: There's only a right, all right, let me back up
Speaker 4: my few a little bit. There's one thing I love
Speaker 4: that the Jewish Jewish people did, right. It's the everything bagel,
Speaker 4: thinly sliced salmon.
Speaker 5: But you guys called something else that.
Speaker 4: Salmon. It's locks No, it's not novack salmon, a little
Speaker 4: red onion.
Speaker 5: Cream cheese, not a but you well, you like a well,
Speaker 5: you like a spear on your but no, I would
Speaker 5: like some cream cheese.
Speaker 4: And then you top it off with the capers that
Speaker 4: you gotta plunk into the cream cheese so they don't
Speaker 4: move around.
Speaker 5: That is a bite and a half. So cheers to
Speaker 5: that ron.
Speaker 1: Here here, here's a few things like this is This
Speaker 1: is how I know you're a gentile.
Speaker 3: This is how I know you're a gent How are
Speaker 3: you gonna walk around with You said that you said
Speaker 3: they put a thin.
Speaker 1: Piece of salmon, looks it's smoked salmon. When we do it,
Speaker 1: it's like this. It's fucking no.
Speaker 3: You don't need that much, y' know, your fucking boy,
Speaker 3: you're That's how I know you're not Jewish. One slice
Speaker 3: of locked on a bagel to a jew there'd be
Speaker 3: a fucking riot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because you guys are greedy. You only need this much.
Speaker 1: If you are greedy, let.
Speaker 6: Me let me both of you guys. The Japanese. The
Speaker 6: Japanese took the salmon and they did it right in
Speaker 6: their sushi. They know how to make. That's what it's
Speaker 6: supposed to be.
Speaker 2: Not not not in breakfast. You're not supposed to be
Speaker 2: eating ross Simon for breakfast.
Speaker 4: Bro, Why why are you setting me up for my fews?
Speaker 4: Now you say Japanese, that's my next f you is it?
Speaker 7: I had no idea where people so few, the Jews now,
Speaker 7: the Japanese people just your just your food and saying, well,
Speaker 7: you are greedy if you need this much stupid salmon
Speaker 7: on a bagel, that's greed.
Speaker 2: It's not even them, you understand, they stole that.
Speaker 6: That's Nova Scotian locks.
Speaker 2: They didn't they didn't create enough.
Speaker 3: By the way, and by the way, that's not the
Speaker 3: best fish on a bagel for Jews.
Speaker 1: It's it's smoked fish. You know those smoke white fish
Speaker 1: you can get in the supermarkets.
Speaker 3: And it's like and it's it's it's like, what do
Speaker 3: you call the they pressure, It's it's a sealed with
Speaker 3: the pressure.
Speaker 5: I think I think Thomas Hamm. I think Thomas has
Speaker 5: a point.
Speaker 1: Summits ohammas.
Speaker 5: Noms, let's go amas.
Speaker 3: The greatest sandwich, one of the greatest I've ever had
Speaker 3: in my life, is a toasted plain bagel, plain cream teas. Yeah,
Speaker 3: red onion, we're good so far, A couple of slices
Speaker 3: of like red tomato.
Speaker 5: We're good. So far, keep going.
Speaker 1: And then you take a whole.
Speaker 3: Smoked white fist and you open it up and you
Speaker 3: take out that flaky white and you put it on top,
Speaker 3: and it's one of the greatest things. It's it's orgasmic.
Speaker 3: You know what you think lucks on a bagel with cream?
Speaker 3: It is good white fish.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 3: I got it.
Speaker 4: I honestly, you guys are saying, you're setting me up
Speaker 4: nice today because I got it. I got a fish story,
Speaker 4: rotting fish, rotting fish sauce.
Speaker 5: There was a town.
Speaker 4: They had a twenty year rotting fish smell in the town.
Speaker 4: Twenty years. It was in Saint Mary's, Eastern Canada. One
Speaker 4: hundred and ten abandoned industrial tanks holding three hundred thousand
Speaker 4: gallons of rotting twenty year old fermented fish sauce, abandon
Speaker 4: seafood plan left it behind, so they go out of business, like,
Speaker 4: screw all, y'all, we're leaving everything behind. Okay, For two decades,
Speaker 4: every time the wind blew, the whole town smelled like
Speaker 4: a boiling dumpster of dead anchovies.
Speaker 5: Oh by god.
Speaker 4: But they're finally draining and cleaning it out today, so
Speaker 4: that town is very happy. They're getting out of the
Speaker 4: fish smell after twenty years.
Speaker 6: They didn't know about it.
Speaker 2: They couldn't. They just like they couldn't figure it out
Speaker 2: why they're sitting for twenty fucking years.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I didn't read that far in the article.
Speaker 5: Why would I read that far in the article.
Speaker 4: People are stupid, bro, They probably couldn't figure out where
Speaker 4: the smell was coming from. Though the Canadians are dumb,
Speaker 4: Let's be honest, we could all be on the same page.
Speaker 5: Canada is dumb, their song is dumb. We stand on
Speaker 5: guard for thee What.
Speaker 2: Does that mean?
Speaker 4: That means you're waiting for us to save you, you know,
Speaker 4: and the only thing you give us is your stupid smoke.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I have a nice segue. I have a few food
Speaker 3: related one. If you want to do a nice segue, yo,
Speaker 3: let's go all right. A few to turkey bacon. I've
Speaker 3: had it with fucking turkey bacon. Uh.
Speaker 1: A few to turkey bacon for making me think it's healthier.
Speaker 5: Okay, I like you.
Speaker 3: To turkey bacon for making me think it's a healthier
Speaker 3: version of pig bacon.
Speaker 1: I like that it's really not.
Speaker 3: By the way, both are incredibly high sodium, and both
Speaker 3: are incredibly highly processed with nitrates and nitrites.
Speaker 1: Right, the one the one benefit.
Speaker 3: Of turkey bacon, it's it's got some less fat less calories,
Speaker 3: but it's really not.
Speaker 1: You're not getting a fucking health benefit. What you're getting
Speaker 1: is a.
Speaker 3: Benefit of fucking bland flavor regular bacon.
Speaker 1: There's no fucking something to go for the flavor. You're
Speaker 1: not getting healthier.
Speaker 4: I kind of like this because technically turkey bacon is healthier.
Speaker 4: They will say that to you, but they're both so
Speaker 4: bad for you it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter that
Speaker 4: turkey bacon is slightly healthier than regular bacon.
Speaker 5: So at that point, yeah, you should just have bacon.
Speaker 3: It's as it's as, it's as whatever you want to
Speaker 3: call it. Same amount of sodium, same amoniitia. Those are
Speaker 3: the two things that make it not healthy for you.
Speaker 3: So go for the fucking flavor.
Speaker 6: Eat as much bacon as you have.
Speaker 3: You ever, have you ever had a proper elt like
Speaker 3: like like homemade bread, like thick sour dough bread toasted
Speaker 3: with like heirloom garden tomatoes. Yes, keep twick with like
Speaker 3: with like the the romaine lettuce, the fucking real, the fresh,
Speaker 3: real mayonnaise, black pepper.
Speaker 4: With the milk.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's the ken.
Speaker 1: And you got just you know, thick, homemade crispy bacon.
Speaker 5: It has to be crisp.
Speaker 1: You want that run and bite it to that belt.
Speaker 2: You want the crunch.
Speaker 1: Here's the key.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's almost even more important than the bread. The
Speaker 3: tomatoes have to be right like, the tomatoes have to
Speaker 3: be juice and red, have to be like from the garden.
Speaker 3: And it has to be that artisanal bread. Oh, it
Speaker 3: has to be that artigical bread. That's one of the
Speaker 3: greatest sandwiches. That sandwich is almost up there with the
Speaker 3: smoked white fish on cream.
Speaker 5: The fuck is otriginal bread? It's just bread and just
Speaker 5: get some bread and toasted.
Speaker 2: Is this artician?
Speaker 5: How do you say that word octisinal?
Speaker 6: I heard, I heard you were trying to be optisinal.
Speaker 3: The salad boy, I have a This leads into my
Speaker 3: next few, because bacon tastes so fucking good.
Speaker 4: It really does.
Speaker 3: Even like even it makes salads better. You're like, you
Speaker 3: get homemade like bacon bits, it makes a salad better.
Speaker 1: Here's my next few.
Speaker 5: Oh, thank you Einstein at few to.
Speaker 1: A f you for bacon not being Kocher.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say about bacon.
Speaker 6: You shouldn't even be what I'm saying for bacon.
Speaker 1: But not being coacher.
Speaker 4: So you guys got a magic man that makes your
Speaker 4: food good. That's on you guys that that when we
Speaker 4: have the Christmas parties at are building. First of all,
Speaker 4: your your fold out table with the Jewish food looks
Speaker 4: sad as ship.
Speaker 5: And then these people in my building will go, what
Speaker 5: what's the turkey blast? They take douchier and supposedly they
Speaker 5: have to hire a guy to go in the back
Speaker 5: room and do this food and magically you can eat it.
Speaker 1: Now you people are weird, and he makes a quick
Speaker 1: five hundred.
Speaker 5: The magic man that taking care of your food.
Speaker 6: What's on the Jewish table? A couple of crackers, a
Speaker 6: piece of fucking driv.
Speaker 5: Dude, you'll ever see.
Speaker 4: I will take a picture that Christmas party is will
Speaker 4: be here before we know it, and I will take
Speaker 4: a picture of the table that's filled with the Jewish
Speaker 4: food where all the old Jewish people are like, what
Speaker 4: is this cousier And they're like, oh.
Speaker 5: We got whatever the guy's name is, we got the
Speaker 5: blank in the back. He's doing this ship so you
Speaker 5: can eat it.
Speaker 6: Raby smeltsky.
Speaker 1: In the back that I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know your religion. I don't need to know
Speaker 5: any of that.
Speaker 4: I just know it's ridiculous, like pretty much any religion
Speaker 4: and their and their traditions.
Speaker 3: You know a lot about our country. You've been talking
Speaker 3: about the whole day with the food.
Speaker 5: Dude, it's a scam. You guys have scams left and right. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I love that job. Hey you're the kosher guy. Oh cool,
Speaker 5: where do I go today? And you just then all
Speaker 5: you have to do is tell people, well, it's good
Speaker 5: to eat.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: I did my my my ding, I did my dang,
Speaker 4: I did this and that, and I said a little
Speaker 4: prayer thing and then now you can eat it.
Speaker 1: What a scam, man, Jesus, Yeah, you're not getting radicalized.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Bro?
Speaker 4: You've every religion as they're scams, So relats people, go ahead, Tony.
Speaker 2: I got an F you. I got an f you
Speaker 2: to the guy who's on the side of the road
Speaker 2: with a broken down car and they wave you down.
Speaker 6: They wave you down.
Speaker 2: Hey I need help, I need help. Right you pull over,
Speaker 2: you say, okay, what do you need? Oh, can you
Speaker 2: give me a jump stuck? Yeah, I'll give you a
Speaker 2: jump start. And then they asked you if you have cables.
Speaker 2: They're sitting there like assholes.
Speaker 5: What that battle?
Speaker 6: You're no cables?
Speaker 5: You gotta do all the work, dude.
Speaker 4: My philosophy on what is that? My philosophy on that
Speaker 4: is I I think about being a good Samaritan. So
Speaker 4: it makes me feel I'm like, oh, I got in
Speaker 4: my soul to be a good Samaritan, but I'm just
Speaker 4: a step behind because I know someone else will get
Speaker 4: there before me.
Speaker 5: It happened, no, But I feel good because I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: you know what. I was gonna help old people.
Speaker 4: Fall down in New York all the time, and I'm thinking,
Speaker 4: oh my god, this is at least an hour.
Speaker 5: She's like, I don't know, can you call Harry. What's
Speaker 5: Harry's number? But I don't know. Let me let me
Speaker 5: look at my and then now you're in it. Now
Speaker 5: you're in it.
Speaker 4: So what I do is I do a little stutter
Speaker 4: stuff for I see the old lady fall down right,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, all right, oh, this fine woman got
Speaker 4: to her first.
Speaker 5: She's good. I feel good about myself because I was
Speaker 5: thinking of helping perfect everyone wins.
Speaker 3: Should be staying to yourself. Why didn't people help you
Speaker 3: when you fell down?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they hugged me.
Speaker 1: It was on the sidewalk and stayed with you and
Speaker 1: cray you like a fucking insignt.
Speaker 4: You should n woman giving me that motherly hug when
Speaker 4: I had the broken broken shin, the the the shoulder.
Speaker 1: You can be of shame yourself.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, an old woman falls in front of Opie, breaks
Speaker 3: her hip, her fucking her cafeter bladder bag breaks open.
Speaker 3: There's yerine all over the sidewalk and Opie does a
Speaker 3: two step.
Speaker 1: No like you, Bockley, I know I do what everyone
Speaker 1: else does.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, By the beauty of living in New York,
Speaker 4: there's so many people around, so I will help.
Speaker 5: I feel it in my bones. I will be the
Speaker 5: hero here.
Speaker 4: And as I'm thinking I'm gonna be the hero here,
Speaker 4: there's always someone that gets to her before me. That's
Speaker 4: all I'm saying.
Speaker 5: That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Do you think people were doing that when you were
Speaker 3: laying there on the sidewalk close to death sta with
Speaker 3: your head split open?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I mean I heard them scream like,
Speaker 5: oh my.
Speaker 1: God, is he dead, or like oh my god, don't
Speaker 1: don't make eye contact. We don't have time to help him.
Speaker 4: I guarantee run and I was half out of it.
Speaker 4: I guarantee there was a person just like me going,
Speaker 4: you know, I'll help this guy. Oh, but that lady
Speaker 4: got to him first. I'm good now because you do
Speaker 4: the math.
Speaker 5: You're like, do I have an hour right now? I
Speaker 5: don't know if I have an hour. You start thinking like,
Speaker 5: all right, how much can I help?
Speaker 4: And then next thing you know, someone else is there,
Speaker 4: and then they're stuck with the old lady and you're like,
Speaker 4: you know, going down the subway stairs.
Speaker 3: So instead of helping, you're doing like the perfect mind
Speaker 3: rain man calculations in your head.
Speaker 4: Bro, don't forget you're looking at a hero. It was
Speaker 4: only last summer, right around now that I say, two
Speaker 4: kids and a riptide. So don't think I'm not the
Speaker 4: guy that actually just jumps into action.
Speaker 2: Well, last summer, this summer, this summer, you handed a
Speaker 2: guy a fucking you, thank you, thank.
Speaker 5: You, Tony.
Speaker 1: He did know that was the problem he handed him.
Speaker 1: It was supposed to be seeing of medicine.
Speaker 5: It wassed to be the technicalityalities of being a hero.
Speaker 6: Did you replace the aspirin, by the way, in case
Speaker 6: it happens again?
Speaker 5: Uh no, Now they're should out of lock if someone
Speaker 5: else knocks at our door.
Speaker 3: So I agree you said to me, Yeah, after that incident,
Speaker 3: like that day or the next day, you're like coming up,
Speaker 3: go into town.
Speaker 1: We're getting a bottle of We're getting a bottle of
Speaker 1: as you literally said that, and you never did it.
Speaker 5: No, we'll get there eventually.
Speaker 2: Come on, solid bod boy, solid o boy.
Speaker 5: Sour de boy. All right, So you said Japanese in there,
Speaker 5: and I haven't a few.
Speaker 4: But it's not really great because I can't show the
Speaker 4: picture because I get scared that the social media will
Speaker 4: have a problem with it.
Speaker 5: But there's a there's an album.
Speaker 4: With John and Yoko where they're like naked and they're
Speaker 4: looking over their shoulders, and uh, the picture of their
Speaker 4: asses are horrendous. I'm obsessed with how bad of an
Speaker 4: ass Yoko has. I'm obsessed with how bad John Lennon's
Speaker 4: ass is. Man, I think they have the worst shitters
Speaker 4: in rock and roll history.
Speaker 6: Curious right now, Well, I have a terrible ass. My
Speaker 6: ass is the worst thing on my body. Well, I'm
Speaker 6: curious to see if.
Speaker 5: I mean it's an album cover. But I don't, I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't trust the social media with half this shit.
Speaker 1: I thought we were gonna show our toes.
Speaker 5: Oh, we'll show that. Oh I just got an email
Speaker 5: find a co host for your podcast. Oh, just sounds
Speaker 5: like something worth looking into. Man, find a co host
Speaker 5: helps podcast hosts connect with guests.
Speaker 4: Co hosts and other podcasters were actively looking to collaborate. Nice,
Speaker 4: but he can ill ahad No, I'm just saying, like
Speaker 4: I think everyone has seen that album cover. Take a
Speaker 4: real good look at the album cover, like Yoko Ono's ass.
Speaker 4: First of all, doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, it's an album cover.
Speaker 5: I believe that's why I.
Speaker 3: Thought you were talking to Remember they had that, Remember
Speaker 3: they remember they did that, like.
Speaker 1: Sit in in their apartment where they were in their bed. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not what he's
Speaker 2: talking about. They're looking back. I'm looking at the album
Speaker 2: cover right now, and yes, I believe that my a
Speaker 2: is worse than John Lennon's.
Speaker 5: You don't know, can't show it.
Speaker 2: I don't get I can't show it.
Speaker 5: I don't trust social media. I would love to show it,
Speaker 5: but I don't trust it.
Speaker 4: Like all sudden, what they find over the line is
Speaker 4: insane to me, so I have to play it as
Speaker 4: safe as possible.
Speaker 5: So, but then it got me to thinking, who has
Speaker 5: the worst shitter in rock and roll history? Is it
Speaker 5: meat Loaf? Who else has a shitty ass out there?
Speaker 5: Excuse me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forget his name? The big fat.
Speaker 3: Motherfucker who played the harmonica, John Poppa, John Poppa.
Speaker 1: There's no way can There's no way he can clean
Speaker 1: his ass properly. He can't.
Speaker 3: There's no way he can reach that fucking massive crack
Speaker 3: behind him.
Speaker 1: He's a rock guy.
Speaker 3: He probably has wipers like fucking Eddie Murphy and uh
Speaker 3: coming to America.
Speaker 5: No, he's not, No, he wasn't Rod he was. He's
Speaker 5: considered a one hit wonder.
Speaker 1: What was the name of the band?
Speaker 5: I forgot.
Speaker 7: You big?
Speaker 1: I know, it's driving me crazy. What was the name
Speaker 1: of the band? They they were big for like a minute.
Speaker 6: It wasn't County Crows.
Speaker 5: It was not a band. No traveler, blues traveler, Jesus.
Speaker 1: I learned that I can't believe you were a DJ
Speaker 1: huh ah, I mean.
Speaker 4: Fair brave, fair enough, uh, blues traveler, and I think
Speaker 4: they're considered like one, like a one hit wonder.
Speaker 1: I think I think they were one album wonder. I
Speaker 1: think that had a good album.
Speaker 2: That guy's all skinny now, really he's all cracked out?
Speaker 5: Or did he have the diarrhea lettuce?
Speaker 3: I think, oh, hey, do you know that the lettuce
Speaker 3: diar year parasitic explosion lettuces.
Speaker 1: So bad in Michigan, it's it's spreading.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right now, one and every thousand residents in Michigan
Speaker 3: has caught explosive diarrhea letto.
Speaker 1: That's a lot.
Speaker 5: Well, I have an update, ron.
Speaker 4: All roads are back open in this household. All roads
Speaker 4: are back open. Take away the codes. Your traffic is
Speaker 4: moving smoothly now. All lay closures are now open.
Speaker 5: Was it huge?
Speaker 4: Did it like breach the water? Was it a massive
Speaker 4: well in the and the color looks more normal now?
Speaker 4: So I think I had the salmonella like you said.
Speaker 4: I think I had the salmonella and I didn't have
Speaker 4: the I didn't have the diarrhea lettuce thing.
Speaker 2: So what you eat?
Speaker 6: You eating fucking rotten strawberries?
Speaker 1: You said no, eggs. There's a recalling eggs.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 4: Well, I was cutting around some bad strawberries. There could
Speaker 4: have been the strawberries. I cut around a bad pepper.
Speaker 4: It could have been the pepper, or it could have
Speaker 4: been the eggs. But something something hit me for about
Speaker 4: two two and a half days. But all roads are open, bitches.
Speaker 5: Game on, Game on.
Speaker 4: You know when you yell car and everything stops. When
Speaker 4: you were playing street hockey or is it just me
Speaker 4: long Alan? We were playing in the car everyone had
Speaker 4: of waight car went by?
Speaker 5: Game on. Well, I'm here to say, Game on. What
Speaker 5: that say?
Speaker 1: Two jews jewelers?
Speaker 5: Two jewels not to jews.
Speaker 3: Equal to a silver stars?
Speaker 5: All right, listen, anyone else happen after you? Because I
Speaker 5: got others?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, hold on, let me pull up my list today.
Speaker 5: You gotta why are you prepared? That's weird? Right go ahead,
Speaker 5: go ahead?
Speaker 2: Off the person who invented those little fucking stickers that
Speaker 2: they stick on what the fruit is?
Speaker 5: Wait? The stick is on the fruit.
Speaker 2: The little stick is on the fruit. Why does every
Speaker 2: piece of fruit have to have a little stick up?
Speaker 2: And who's putting the stickers on the fruit? And then
Speaker 2: sometimes they get stunk to the fruit and you can't
Speaker 2: feel the wall, so you gotta jewel ball and the
Speaker 2: plastic get off fucking lungs.
Speaker 1: I like that one.
Speaker 5: Actually, it's the stupidest thing. What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Shop?
Speaker 5: Is it to put the tiny little stickers on every apple? Like?
Speaker 5: What are you doing?
Speaker 6: Crazy?
Speaker 2: I know what the stickers are for.
Speaker 6: They're for the Jewish people to say, hey, eat this fruit,
Speaker 6: not that fruit. Let the body this fruit, the number.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's a sticky to tell them that this ain't kosher.
Speaker 4: You're gonna have to get the magic man before you
Speaker 4: eat your apples.
Speaker 1: We have our fucking fingers and everything, all my.
Speaker 6: All, my celzal water. Now I look for the you,
Speaker 6: the you on the celtial water. Did you know that
Speaker 6: you look for you? Kosher?
Speaker 2: You see you?
Speaker 1: Or a k that means jew eyes?
Speaker 5: I see case case, I see the case. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 5: the letter k What do you got, roddy babes?
Speaker 4: If you know what I got when I got on,
Speaker 4: I don't want to let this thing to go by
Speaker 4: what fucking sea through lettuce?
Speaker 5: Enough enough, not our burgers.
Speaker 4: If you don't know how to do it properly, I
Speaker 4: don't want your seat through wet lettuce on my god
Speaker 4: darn hamburger.
Speaker 2: Thank you slice let swice.
Speaker 5: Well, you know you gotta serve the thing like this.
Speaker 5: You don't put it together that the hot burger that
Speaker 5: will ting the lettuce that makes it see through. Everyone
Speaker 5: knows that.
Speaker 6: Stop burging it.
Speaker 5: Don't give me lettuce, then.
Speaker 2: Burger Deluxe, give your cheese burger de Lux. You put
Speaker 2: the lettuce on the side. You know who invented putting
Speaker 2: the lettuce on the side. The Greeks, may my loca.
Speaker 1: The Greeks invented putting lettuce on the side.
Speaker 3: Stop taking I think one of the greatest achievements in
Speaker 3: the history of mankind.
Speaker 4: Hold on, I got I got a problem with the Greeks.
Speaker 4: Stop taking credit for the alien technology. You didn't You
Speaker 4: didn't build the pyramids.
Speaker 5: Stop it. It wasn't your people.
Speaker 6: I'm aliens. How it wasn't your people either.
Speaker 4: Bro, Knock it off, it was the aliens. Stopped taking
Speaker 4: credit for what the Aliens did. Wait before we were here.
Speaker 5: Knock it off. Thank you, because if you, if you Greeks.
Speaker 4: Did build the pyramids, wouldn't Greece be amazing everywhere?
Speaker 2: Bro, you're named after a Greek will stop? Yeah it
Speaker 2: technically you might not be here. Technically you might not.
Speaker 6: Be here if it wasn't for a Greek.
Speaker 4: It's a little weird that I'm named after my mom's
Speaker 4: friend's husband, A little weird in a story where it
Speaker 4: was a lot of Greek people.
Speaker 5: So you got me on that.
Speaker 1: And the Greeks invented gay orgies of.
Speaker 5: Course your favorite ron of course you went there.
Speaker 1: Rod, Oh, God, to God, to God, to go.
Speaker 5: Are you gonna make me do another fu or you
Speaker 5: got one?
Speaker 6: Rock?
Speaker 3: I keep crying, but you bet you guys keep interrupting me.
Speaker 3: Oh there's gonna be no top to this show about
Speaker 3: all the interrupted.
Speaker 5: I know, man and Tony got a little thing going right,
Speaker 5: we got we got the chemistry today.
Speaker 3: Me and Tony are like this every time you go
Speaker 3: run two and few and then you literally Tony interrupts
Speaker 3: me with a little stick around the apple again, and
Speaker 3: then you have to say you have a problem with
Speaker 3: Greek people.
Speaker 2: I'm giving you the light.
Speaker 1: All right, Christ what are you like doing stand up
Speaker 1: in Boston?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 3: Have it?
Speaker 4: I have a problem with Italians too, all right? Can
Speaker 4: I do this after you and then I'll move on
Speaker 4: to you because you because you set me up. I
Speaker 4: have a problem with lazagna. Lazagna noodles drive me insane.
Speaker 4: I don't want a knife to fucking eat my lasagnia.
Speaker 4: So you take your little plastic fork. If you're at
Speaker 4: a backyard party and you try to cut through the
Speaker 4: beautiful lazania, it's beautiful, Oh my god, a paper lasagna
Speaker 4: looks beautiful, But the noodles are too long and too thick,
Speaker 4: and you can't get a proper bite.
Speaker 6: Understood. I don't like stuffed shells. That's disgusting to me.
Speaker 5: Stop shells.
Speaker 6: I'm popping a pimple and eating it. Terrible, terrible.
Speaker 1: Let me Tony, you're not a fan of deviled.
Speaker 6: Eggs, stop it up and put it back in.
Speaker 3: No, a devil legg is like they scoop it out
Speaker 3: so you have the uh called the white pot, and.
Speaker 1: Then they refill it with nannaise and mustard.
Speaker 5: And all that. Well, I I'm with I'm with Tony.
Speaker 5: When someone serves stuff shells, I I take two helpings.
Speaker 4: Because I know I'm gonna have a pile of cheese
Speaker 4: on the side that I'm not gonna get to I
Speaker 4: scoop out the stuff shells, I leave a little rikata.
Speaker 3: Dude, if you've ever had homemade stuff shells, fuck you,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't say that.
Speaker 6: Terrible I've had. I've had homemade stuff shells.
Speaker 5: And you know what I do.
Speaker 2: If I go to a person's house and they put
Speaker 2: stuff shells in front of me, I tell them you're
Speaker 2: a lazy bastard. I get up and I go to McDonald's.
Speaker 4: I got it.
Speaker 5: I got another few to Italians, now that you brought
Speaker 5: it up.
Speaker 4: If you all your dishes that don't have a red sauce,
Speaker 4: now now I'm here for the red sauce.
Speaker 6: No no, no, no, no, no no, no. Chicken pecata?
Speaker 5: Well wait, is that is that Italian? You're actually making
Speaker 5: that tonight? We're making the chicken. Oh no, we're not
Speaker 5: making tonight because because all the all the blanks took
Speaker 5: the capers out of this town. We can't find capers
Speaker 5: because of the blanks.
Speaker 1: If you're making frantaise, that means you have to use eggs.
Speaker 5: I'm not doing French. Say a chicken pecada.
Speaker 1: Excuse me.
Speaker 3: If you're doing jipatati, you also have to use eggs,
Speaker 3: because that's the that's the bat batter.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, you have to put eggs in it could
Speaker 1: get batter with that.
Speaker 5: Well, we already looked up our eggs. They weren't recalled.
Speaker 5: I'm good, all right.
Speaker 2: I hope you can go to the farm and say, hey,
Speaker 2: give me some of your eggs.
Speaker 6: Yeah, hey, you're a foam.
Speaker 5: Country who goes to a farm for eggs. That's so good.
Speaker 5: I could. All right, Ryan, what's your reput.
Speaker 1: I got two?
Speaker 5: Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1: I don't know which one to do first. One of them,
Speaker 1: one of them I got to be careful with.
Speaker 5: Oh no, don't do the careful ones. You're you're not
Speaker 5: good at being careful.
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, I'm gonna do the careful one first.
Speaker 5: You're you're not good at being careful. Every time you go.
Speaker 5: This is what I get for Ron some days. Trust
Speaker 5: me on this and next thing, you know, I trust
Speaker 5: me on go blank and I get yanked off.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be careful. Trust me with this.
Speaker 3: Trust because I actually did it, and I know a
Speaker 3: lot of people did it. Matter of fact, I did
Speaker 3: it because someone else told me about it. And I
Speaker 3: bet your tony, and I bet your tony, and you
Speaker 3: are gonna go oh shit, I remember this.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be careful how you say it? Oh no, Ron, Ron, relax,
Speaker 1: Oh be relaxed.
Speaker 5: The last time you said that.
Speaker 3: Here's here's my few to being duped, to being fooled
Speaker 3: by a so oh no, now listen to this.
Speaker 5: Oh no, oh god.
Speaker 1: There was a there was a fake story, a fake article.
Speaker 3: In the Berkeley Barb which is a counterculture newspaper in Berkeley, California.
Speaker 3: And they did like this social experiment, and they said
Speaker 3: you could scrape the inside of banana peels, you know
Speaker 3: those strings, dry them out, roll them up with tobacco
Speaker 3: and smoke it, okay.
Speaker 5: And get high okay.
Speaker 1: And it and it had psychedelic properties like mushroom. Okay,
Speaker 1: I did it. All it did was give me a
Speaker 1: fucking raging headache. Did you guys remember this? So they did,
Speaker 1: so they were shocked they did this.
Speaker 3: Is this Controversially, it had me on the edge of
Speaker 3: my sale because I'm bringing up, like, you know, trying
Speaker 3: to get out that's all.
Speaker 1: It wasn't about sex.
Speaker 3: It's just I got to be careful when you talk
Speaker 3: about because I don't want people to think like I
Speaker 3: don't want people.
Speaker 1: From this to try it.
Speaker 4: This was a real This was a you're referring to
Speaker 4: an article where people try this, and let's move on.
Speaker 5: I don't trust you. Let's move on.
Speaker 1: No, did you guys ever do that? Do you have
Speaker 1: a try know.
Speaker 2: About that?
Speaker 4: I had I had siblings. I wasn't bored enough to
Speaker 4: try weird ship like that.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: He was like, dude, you can scrape off the stops,
Speaker 1: all right, that.
Speaker 2: Was it stops crazy.
Speaker 1: You never heard of that? That one I have never
Speaker 1: heard of for real, dude. We all tried it. We
Speaker 1: all got headaches.
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course you know something that stupid. Do not
Speaker 5: try that at home, kids.
Speaker 6: You know something, the more I learned about this world
Speaker 6: and the more older.
Speaker 2: I get and all of that stuff, the more I
Speaker 2: think my mom was just trying to save me.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 5: All right, well, no, Ron, he stacked away from the time.
Speaker 5: He might have loved me.
Speaker 2: She might have loved me for real.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 4: What makes Tony's statement insanely crazy is the fact that
Speaker 4: his mom didn't want them, and she tried to uh
Speaker 4: do the right thing.
Speaker 5: If you want to know the.
Speaker 4: Truth, she tried to do the right thing, Tony.
Speaker 5: She was trying to do the right thing and it
Speaker 5: and it didn't take. Let's just put it that way,
Speaker 5: and that's why Pony's here. So what you just said
Speaker 5: is insane.
Speaker 4: You don't get You don't come back from that when
Speaker 4: you realize your mom didn't want you and and actually
Speaker 4: went through the process of making sure you weren't around.
Speaker 2: And then you said what I said, Maybe she was
Speaker 2: trying to save me the heartache world.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, that part makes sense.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 6: Maybe she really did love me by saying, you know something,
Speaker 6: this world's fucked up.
Speaker 2: I can't I don't know how much more fucked up
Speaker 2: it can get. This guy don't need to be here.
Speaker 5: All right, Well she Uh, I think in the end
Speaker 5: she loved you. You've told enough stories.
Speaker 4: But I think she came around after that initial holy
Speaker 4: shit moment and and said, all right, if he's gonna
Speaker 4: be here, I might as well love him.
Speaker 6: It was tough luck. She gave me tough love. I'm
Speaker 6: better rough for it, I think, right.
Speaker 5: All right, Wow, Well that's gonna make my f you
Speaker 5: a little weird.
Speaker 1: Because it's just uh, I said, I had to fews.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but all right, go ahead, tag, I want to
Speaker 8: tag Tony's insane statement with U, I don't like uh
Speaker 8: charcuterie boards, interrupted.
Speaker 1: Me for yes, Rod, because that's where the comedy is.
Speaker 4: He he goes down an insane road, and then I
Speaker 4: come back with well, I don't like charcuterie boards, and
Speaker 4: then everyone lofts and lofts at how ridiculous that is.
Speaker 4: You got a tray of stupid meats and cheese, Stop
Speaker 4: and stop at the fancy game. Stop you're cutting up
Speaker 4: a block of uh of fucking cheedda and putting some
Speaker 4: grapes and maybe a little pepperoni on a tray.
Speaker 5: Stop calling it a charcouterie board.
Speaker 2: Man, I feel like few Friday is kind of like
Speaker 2: the ride home from a relative's house.
Speaker 1: No can you?
Speaker 2: Can you believe board?
Speaker 5: This is my favorite part of the live stream when
Speaker 5: Ron starts pouting your tell you.
Speaker 3: Waiting my turn patially because I don't interrupt and I
Speaker 3: let people talk.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, all right, go ahead, brother with the
Speaker 4: hair hanging down, you gotta go ponytail.
Speaker 5: Watch what's Ron? I'm gonna go, all right, what's your few?
Speaker 5: He's gonna get them now?
Speaker 1: No, you know, at the moment, I'm not really in
Speaker 1: the mood.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I got one actually after you a f you
Speaker 2: to to the baby alarms that we wake up to?
Speaker 5: Baby alarms?
Speaker 2: What along do you wake up?
Speaker 5: Do?
Speaker 2: Do you wake up to an alarm in the morning?
Speaker 5: Nope, wake alarm in the morning.
Speaker 1: Ron, Well, I get up the flour in the morning.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I wake up, but I don't wake up to
Speaker 6: an alarm. I wake up to normal. I'm saying the
Speaker 6: alarms that we wake up to.
Speaker 2: Everybody's got their alarm on their phone and they're playing
Speaker 2: these little fucking song thing right, and you wake up
Speaker 2: to that and you coddle. You know what we need?
Speaker 6: We need those bells. We need to bring back the
Speaker 6: fucking bells. So the bell wakes you up in the
Speaker 6: fucking morning and you get angry and you go.
Speaker 2: To a fucking job that you don't want.
Speaker 6: To go to because you're next to a woman that
Speaker 6: you don't like anymore.
Speaker 5: Oh damn, you understand.
Speaker 6: That's what we need to bring back bells. Yeah, those bells, Like.
Speaker 2: You take it and you throw it against the fucking wall.
Speaker 2: That's how you need to start your day with almost
Speaker 2: a heart attack.
Speaker 1: Are watching Jerry Cartoon?
Speaker 2: No, bro, that's how you need to start your fucking day.
Speaker 2: Who wants to wake up? I?
Speaker 5: Uh, oh, you don't want. Today was a rare morning.
Speaker 4: So I set my alarm every morning for five and
Speaker 4: I'm up way before that every time, naturally, but today,
Speaker 4: to be fair, yes, my phone did wake me up,
Speaker 4: and this only happens maybe five times a year. But
Speaker 4: I don't need the alarm clock. What I get is
Speaker 4: you need something unachies because this world sucks. Correct, not
Speaker 4: to get up, asshole type of alarm.
Speaker 2: Look, I understand.
Speaker 6: Hold on second, Ron, I understand how you and I
Speaker 6: understand you don't.
Speaker 2: Get what I'm saying because Ron works in the afternoons
Speaker 2: and you'll get up when you want to.
Speaker 6: You go fucking swim my fish.
Speaker 2: I gotta get up five days a week, you understand,
Speaker 2: So there used to be motivation behind that. You need
Speaker 2: to get the fuck out of bed, you cocksucker.
Speaker 4: All right, I kind of like it, Brian to you, buddy,
Speaker 4: he's still pounding. All right, let me move on to
Speaker 4: my last few. I'm not I'm just trying to your few.
Speaker 2: Mhmm.
Speaker 1: Here's an few?
Speaker 5: All right? Wait, hold up, you got the light, six
Speaker 5: jews and chili. It's jewels. It looks like thank your Collins.
Speaker 1: Cola probably not around anymore. Here's my few This fucking
Speaker 1: what do you call it?
Speaker 3: This high Blulu and Prick just ruining movies for me,
Speaker 3: having the having the fucking break in science and break
Speaker 3: the illusion.
Speaker 1: My view is to kneel the grass. Tyson for ruining
Speaker 1: mood v magic for me.
Speaker 5: Oh, when he goes and says that's not possible. The
Speaker 5: science does.
Speaker 3: One scene, one scene from Taka Maverick right, was so hundrealistic.
Speaker 3: He actually had to chime in and just fucking ruin
Speaker 3: it for everybody. He ruined it, Tyson said, when Maverick
Speaker 3: aka Tommy Cruise, mister scientology, when Maverick ejected at So
Speaker 3: there's a scene of the movie. This is the scene
Speaker 3: right when Maverick ejected at mock ten point five. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he was going seven thoughts and miles per hour. What
Speaker 3: he just nerves out was going seven thousand miles per hour,
Speaker 3: giving him four hundred million jewels of kinetic energy.
Speaker 1: The explosive power of one hundred kilograms of TNT.
Speaker 3: At that air speed, his body would splatter like a
Speaker 3: chain maaw glove swatting a worm.
Speaker 1: Well, thanks, Neil the Grass Tyson, thanks thanks for ruining
Speaker 1: movie magic.
Speaker 4: I was like, that's seeing a beautiful mind trying to
Speaker 4: keep up with you. I had all sorts of equations
Speaker 4: on a fucking wall. Try to keep up with you there.
Speaker 2: Ron, Can I get a little controversial right now?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Why don't you ask your friend mister Kneel the Grass
Speaker 2: Ti No, no, no, no, no no. It has nothing
Speaker 2: to do with that. When Katy Perry, when Katy Perry
Speaker 2: came flying down through out of space right at thirty
Speaker 2: thousand miles an hour, why don't you ask mister Tyson
Speaker 2: why everything was cool to the touch and when the
Speaker 2: thirty thousand dollars there was no friction on nothing, because
Speaker 2: when it landed there was no steam, there was no nothing.
Speaker 2: It never cooled off.
Speaker 5: I don't get it all right, Thanks Tony? Moving on?
Speaker 5: Can't I just can't. Cheers to you, Tony. I want
Speaker 5: to go with the movie.
Speaker 1: Doesn't give up? He listen.
Speaker 3: I I give credit to Tony. He's he's ticking to
Speaker 3: his guns, he's doubling down.
Speaker 2: I have to you gotta listen to the guy who look,
Speaker 2: this was ice coffee and it's still buck. You gotta
Speaker 2: listen to the guy.
Speaker 5: Did you just scoop that out of my toilet?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, I came in the middle of the night,
Speaker 3: the fucking water that come down the steps of the
Speaker 3: subway and arrange story.
Speaker 6: Pulling almonds out of your nose.
Speaker 4: Brot Ron, I'm gonna tag your movie thing because there's
Speaker 4: a huge movie opening today and that would be Spider Man.
Speaker 1: Oh before you go, can I can say this? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's already breaking all the records. It's gonna be like
Speaker 1: the biggest I don't get it.
Speaker 5: I'm going we already bought tickets.
Speaker 4: Uh really, my son's got one of his friends com
Speaker 4: and it's gonna be a whole thing.
Speaker 5: But this is my thing.
Speaker 6: Thanks for the invite.
Speaker 4: And Spider Man's gonna be a it's it's gonna crush,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be a good movie.
Speaker 5: But the local news we're doing all these stories with
Speaker 5: people chanting up like Spider Man go to the movie.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, will you tell these people they're weirdos?
Speaker 4: But the news, Oh my god, this is so No,
Speaker 4: it's not adorable, it's fucking weird.
Speaker 5: I don't give a shit about your fandom or fandom
Speaker 5: fan do well by the way.
Speaker 1: This is interesting.
Speaker 3: The number one movie is The Odyssey, right, and the
Speaker 3: Odyssey is going to be overtaken.
Speaker 1: By Spider Man and the same actors in both movies, right,
Speaker 1: Tom Holland.
Speaker 5: Tom Holland is in both movies. I didn't know that,
Speaker 5: all right, he's in the Odyssey, dude.
Speaker 4: All right, but the local news you're at the theaters
Speaker 4: as people look at all right, a pass to the
Speaker 4: kid dressed up as Spider Man?
Speaker 5: Fair enough?
Speaker 1: Are you talking about the adults?
Speaker 4: Adults are going to these stressed as Spider Man. That's
Speaker 4: you're a weirdo.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, so what about Wait a minute?
Speaker 5: Difficult?
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on?
Speaker 3: What the difference if you're going, like to the Rocky
Speaker 3: Horror Picture show people dress up?
Speaker 2: Well, that was people will dress up to go watch
Speaker 2: Stuffs first Ball.
Speaker 5: I never went, but that was like that turned it
Speaker 5: to a thing that I give a pass to. That
Speaker 5: I can't be unreasonable all the time.
Speaker 4: But this fandom of dressing up like the character to
Speaker 4: go see the movie, that is creepy.
Speaker 5: It's weird, and the local news knows it, but they
Speaker 5: can't say it, so we.
Speaker 1: Will they Apparently it's already showing in some theaters. Opie
Speaker 1: are right. They were interviewing like the family.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the mother, the father, the kids.
Speaker 1: The parents also are in head to toe spider Man.
Speaker 4: Right, I have to I have an update on what's
Speaker 4: that show called Kelly and Mark my new favorite thing.
Speaker 4: After I did the live stream, I put it up
Speaker 4: on all the podcast apps and that's where we make
Speaker 4: a few bucks.
Speaker 5: So please subscribe to the podcast.
Speaker 4: Opie Radio also being uh yeah, just just subscribe and
Speaker 4: download some of these whatever.
Speaker 5: I don't know what I'm trying to.
Speaker 4: Say, but after I'm done, I go downstairs and I
Speaker 4: leave Channel seven on and my daughter gets up. She
Speaker 4: sits on the couch, she's waking up, and Kelly and
Speaker 4: Mark comes on. She has something to say every day
Speaker 4: now and I leave it on just to hear what
Speaker 4: she has to say. Yesterday she said, not this shit again,
Speaker 4: and she goes they have absolutely nothing to talk about.
Speaker 5: Why is this on TV? She's thirty against it.
Speaker 1: Malcolm Twelers is a dream boat, but she's like, why.
Speaker 5: Is this even on TV? They have nothing to talk about?
Speaker 3: Okay, And you know what's funny, They're the number one
Speaker 3: rated show for that time slot by father.
Speaker 4: Though I know the world's full of dummies and lonely housewives.
Speaker 4: That's what that's that's that's the only possibility.
Speaker 5: They stink, and my daughter knows they stink, and it
Speaker 5: makes me so happy, it's so proud.
Speaker 1: All Right, I have a nice segue to another fu
Speaker 1: involving Batman. All right, go ahead, you ready, Yeah, here's
Speaker 1: my f you.
Speaker 3: Here's my fe you and it does involve Batman. My
Speaker 3: other view and we've all seen it, Okay. A pregnant
Speaker 3: woman walks on the subway and there's no seat available,
Speaker 3: and a lot of times people will not get up right,
Speaker 3: So they did a social experiment a female.
Speaker 1: By the way, this was done, I believe this was
Speaker 1: done in London.
Speaker 3: A female researcher wearing a prosthetic belly to appear pregnant
Speaker 3: went on the subway and only thirty seven percent of
Speaker 3: the passengers offered the pregnant woman their seat. Now, they
Speaker 3: did this the next time she went on the subway.
Speaker 3: A second researcher, dressed in a full Batman costume, the cake,
Speaker 3: the cowl, and the iconic logo, entered from another door
Speaker 3: on the opposite end of the subway, cap with Batman present,
Speaker 3: just standing at the other end, not doing anything.
Speaker 1: The number jumped from thirty seven percent to sixty eight.
Speaker 1: It doubled just the fact that fucking.
Speaker 3: A fake, made up character was in full costume human nature.
Speaker 1: People went, well, Batman's here, you know that a social
Speaker 1: experiment that my view is to fuck you people? Why
Speaker 1: are you doing it when Batman's there?
Speaker 4: And then when he's not right and there's no surprise
Speaker 4: people believe the earth is flat When you got stories
Speaker 4: like this, people are just stupid and dumb.
Speaker 5: One second, this.
Speaker 2: Is the masses, you understand. This is the majority of
Speaker 2: the people that are believing in Batman and all that shit.
Speaker 2: I'm not part of the masses, so don't put those
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 1: You are the every day man. What do you mean it?
Speaker 2: You got it? You can't fucking jump back and forth
Speaker 2: if you want me up the grass dison in your corner.
Speaker 2: You gotta keep these fucking.
Speaker 5: People all right, Listen.
Speaker 4: I looked like uh, I looked like more of an
Speaker 4: asshole than usual today of the live stream.
Speaker 5: So I do want to say this, Ron, I'm the guy.
Speaker 5: I do get up in the subways. I do get up.
Speaker 4: I get up pretty much for any female. They don't
Speaker 4: have to be old or or something wrong with them,
Speaker 4: you know, pregnant.
Speaker 5: I get up or I offer.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, yeah, I'm gonna say this.
Speaker 3: If no one's like I I I do the uh,
Speaker 3: I do the Greg Hughes method. If no one gets
Speaker 3: up right away.
Speaker 1: I will get up because I'm thinking Silen's probably ate up.
Speaker 3: And sometimes no one gets up, and I'm like, fuck it, man,
Speaker 3: I get I get embarrassed. I'm like Ron, like it's embarrassing, Like,
Speaker 3: how can you So there's been a few times pregnant
Speaker 3: old woman, Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5: You know who.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll the one.
Speaker 3: The one group where people are not are more willing
Speaker 3: not to give their seat up to are elderly Asian people.
Speaker 1: They know you, They're more willing to do it to
Speaker 1: other people.
Speaker 3: Most of the times, if I have to give my
Speaker 3: seat up as to an elderly Asian man or woman
Speaker 3: because no one else is doing it, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, all right, I got to do it now.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean I have I have a thought on that,
Speaker 5: but maybe I shouldn't.
Speaker 6: No, they got I got the Asian squat.
Speaker 2: You can you can Asian squat for three four hours.
Speaker 5: You could sit like that and it's a patris On
Speaker 5: Neil bit.
Speaker 1: So I'll leave. I want to hear it now, well,
Speaker 1: basically sanitize it.
Speaker 4: Patrise talks about the Asian restaurants and you go their
Speaker 4: day after day after day, and you're giving them the
Speaker 4: business and blah blah blah. After years agoing to this
Speaker 4: Asian restaurant, they still don't know who the fuck you
Speaker 4: are and can't even give you one piece of dessert
Speaker 4: for free for all the years that you gave them
Speaker 4: going to their restaurant. So maybe that triggers people when
Speaker 4: they see them on the subway.
Speaker 6: Listen, man, I don't take the subway.
Speaker 5: But that's my version of this great Patrisal Neil bit.
Speaker 5: But you know I listen. I do want to say
Speaker 5: this because remember I said I get up for people
Speaker 5: on the subway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's because when I'm on the subway, I'm two stops.
Speaker 4: I'm the two stop kids, So I could stand for
Speaker 4: two stops. But if I'm going like the Queen's or something, there's.
Speaker 1: A lot of variables. There has a lot of varrables involved.
Speaker 5: Do I feel good? Do I have energy?
Speaker 1: Am I a bad mood is the train delayed.
Speaker 4: I'm usually the two stop kids, so I can stand
Speaker 4: for two stops, but if it's a if it's a
Speaker 4: ten stopper and a lady needs my seat.
Speaker 1: I'm looking telling me the seventy eight year old woman
Speaker 1: with a walker is standing.
Speaker 4: I still have good intentions because I'm like, I think
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get this lad. I'm thinking about it, and
Speaker 4: then al sudden someone else gives her the seat, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, I had the thought. I feel good about
Speaker 4: myself again.
Speaker 3: And I'll tell you what though, It's like, you know,
Speaker 3: you're supposed to give up your seat to the you know,
Speaker 3: the seats right beside the doors, right you're supposed to
Speaker 3: And a lot of those times it's young kids sitting there,
Speaker 3: and the young kids they're not even paid. They won't
Speaker 3: they don't get up. But I don't think they're even
Speaker 3: paying attentions because they're fucking heads, are in their.
Speaker 1: Phone, they got their feet on the chair. But young children,
Speaker 1: young kids these days, don't do it like it's a
Speaker 1: different culture, all right.
Speaker 3: I didn't grow up like that. It's bad, like you
Speaker 3: get you would get golded in trouble if you didn't
Speaker 3: give your seat up to a to some and older
Speaker 3: than you.
Speaker 5: All right, let me uh, let's start wrap it up. Uh,
Speaker 5: and this is Importantdabbler Dan Man. Dabbler Dan was against
Speaker 5: especially me, because.
Speaker 4: I said, Amy Schumer only gave us one good story
Speaker 4: on the Opien Anthony Show. And he's like, come on, man,
Speaker 4: she killed for you guys whatever. And I said she
Speaker 4: had one story. And I even said, dabbler Dan, give
Speaker 4: me another story she did on the Opien Anthony Show.
Speaker 5: And he couldn't come up with it.
Speaker 4: And he comes back to me today and he goes
Speaker 4: Opie apologizes for the Amy Schumer comments.
Speaker 5: I looked, and she is bad. Bro, you were right,
Speaker 5: thank you, dabbler Dan. We worked it out. We worked
Speaker 5: it out.
Speaker 1: Dabbler Dan did his homework.
Speaker 5: He did his homework. I appreciate someone that does. I mean,
Speaker 5: she was all right when she came on the show,
Speaker 5: but she wasn't great. She was just okay. And she
Speaker 5: gave us one amazing story about.
Speaker 4: A ride home with a Cabby, and I couldn't give
Speaker 4: you a second story that she crushed.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 1: Was she fat?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: She was sexy back then, but she she always had
Speaker 5: a tidy little sure, sure, a little tardy broufold. Her
Speaker 5: tiny mouth always drove me nuts.
Speaker 6: Do you want to hear something funny?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys were talking about Amy Schuler and I
Speaker 2: was thinking about her name is I was thinking about
Speaker 2: Amy Polar.
Speaker 6: Is there, Polar?
Speaker 1: Dude, she's got a good podcast.
Speaker 2: I know she's number one, he's number one. You see
Speaker 2: that's a that's a round earth thing. By the way,
Speaker 2: Amy Polar being number one in the podcast is a
Speaker 2: round earth thing.
Speaker 6: That's what I'm gonna stop posting.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stop posting all the round Earth, all the
Speaker 2: things that round Arthur is doing.
Speaker 6: That's what I'm gonna do, all the good stuff around Arthurs.
Speaker 5: I know it's crazy to think the Earth is round.
Speaker 5: I'm with you, tone now, I'm with you. I'm out
Speaker 5: of here like these guys a lot.
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Speaker 5: I know, ton that's crazy to think that there's round
Speaker 5: things in the air.
Speaker 3: It's crazy to think that Tony knows more than Albert Einstein.
Speaker 1: That's that's insane. Albert Einstein.
Speaker 5: Albert I was he?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: Was he a uh?
Speaker 1: Was he a member of a member of the Chosen People? Yeah? God,
Speaker 1: they are ready?
Speaker 5: Was all right?
Speaker 4: So Albert Einstein's ridiculous too, because he was out of
Speaker 4: luncheon somewhere and had to go. The magic Man blessed
Speaker 4: the food so I could eat because I need to
Speaker 4: get back to my lab.
Speaker 3: You so now I can what you guys have been radicalized?
Speaker 3: Telling you you've been on the dark Web. You're fucking radicalized, dude,
Speaker 3: you just kidd you gotta get it.
Speaker 5: I saw it in my own building. I saw the guy.
Speaker 5: I'm like, that's just a regular idiot and he's in
Speaker 5: the back plassic food. So these Jewish people can eat
Speaker 5: it a holiday.
Speaker 3: That is a highly trained religious man who goes through
Speaker 3: years and years of rigorous religious training.
Speaker 5: All right, all right, guys, I'm out. I'm out, Thank you, Ron.
Speaker 1: And by the way, it's Friday, so good job. It's everybody.
Speaker 1: It's about your.
Speaker 5: Loan, all right. Respect, respect for whatever that is. Respect.
Speaker 5: You don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: You know what that is.
Speaker 3: You live in New York City. If you live in
Speaker 3: New York City, you know what. You know what Friday
Speaker 3: night means what.
Speaker 5: I really don't know what.
Speaker 1: You don't know about the Sabbath.
Speaker 5: Oh that's your Sunday or something. But why is your son.
Speaker 4: Like that?
Speaker 5: Why is your Sunday on a Friday? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: No, it's a well Friday night. It starts.
Speaker 2: You can't turn the lights on. You got to get
Speaker 2: somebody to turn the lights on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to hire Christians to turn the lights way.
Speaker 3: That was a career for like people on weekends, Like, uh, Christians,
Speaker 3: would you the hire Christian too?
Speaker 1: Like turn the oven on, turn the lights off, turn
Speaker 1: the water on.
Speaker 5: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go to the cross on my door, on
Speaker 6: my front door.
Speaker 1: That's what we're playing people.
Speaker 4: All right, Respect Tony, good luck with the ghost dog
Speaker 4: and uh, you know, have a great weekend everyone.
Speaker 5: We're out, so thank you.