WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:02.439 You know what just looks like here like a young 2 00:00:02.520 --> 00:00:03.200 Johnny Depp. 3 00:00:03.520 --> 00:00:04.000 You don't. 4 00:00:05.519 --> 00:00:08.439 Right here when they head down right, I. 5 00:00:08.359 --> 00:00:10.880 Look like a young Johnny Depp in like uh that 6 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:14.919 vampire bandies in the Vampires. 7 00:00:14.320 --> 00:00:15.320 With Joe Perry. 8 00:00:15.599 --> 00:00:17.839 You're crazy, you think you look like a young Johnny 9 00:00:17.839 --> 00:00:19.519 Depp with that's hairdoo. 10 00:00:19.640 --> 00:00:22.079 I should be doing killing that fucking cologne. 11 00:00:22.719 --> 00:00:23.640 You look stupid. 12 00:00:23.719 --> 00:00:26.800 You know you look like the no cutchy for old men. 13 00:00:27.239 --> 00:00:28.760 Fucking Benjamin Franklin both fly. 14 00:00:29.679 --> 00:00:33.079 You do look like Benjamin Franklin. 15 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:34.520 He looks like Johnny Depp. 16 00:00:35.479 --> 00:00:36.159 That's crazy. 17 00:00:36.439 --> 00:00:38.799 That's my first fe after you to Ron who doesn't 18 00:00:39.119 --> 00:00:41.520 obviously doesn't have a mirror in his house, you don't 19 00:00:41.520 --> 00:00:42.560 look like Johnny Depp. 20 00:00:42.600 --> 00:00:46.719 I'm sorry man to us for believing that Benjamin Franklin 21 00:00:46.799 --> 00:00:49.119 tied a key to a kite and found elect prisity. 22 00:00:49.759 --> 00:00:53.399 He probably did. He was he was an inventor. I'm 23 00:00:53.399 --> 00:00:56.240 watching a documentary on the Benjamin Franklin. I think he 24 00:00:56.320 --> 00:00:58.479 might have done that. If you want to know the truth. 25 00:00:58.320 --> 00:00:59.840 And if you want to know the truth, I think 26 00:00:59.840 --> 00:01:01.039 you was probably autistic. 27 00:01:01.159 --> 00:01:02.479 Who kite? 28 00:01:02.479 --> 00:01:06.359 And wait, wait, hold on, Tony's saying I know everyone 29 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:07.040 knows the story. 30 00:01:07.400 --> 00:01:11.400 He tied the key to a kite, the the lighting 31 00:01:11.480 --> 00:01:14.959 hit the key, he was holding the kite, and he survived. 32 00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:16.799 Yeah, is it you can? 33 00:01:16.920 --> 00:01:17.079 Can? 34 00:01:17.120 --> 00:01:19.359 You can? You quickly go? Is that a true story 35 00:01:19.560 --> 00:01:20.120 to AI? 36 00:01:20.480 --> 00:01:20.519 It? 37 00:01:20.680 --> 00:01:21.200 Probably not? 38 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:26.799 Of course it's a true story. Of course, it's a 39 00:01:26.799 --> 00:01:27.760 true story. 40 00:01:27.799 --> 00:01:29.959 I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what Benjamin Franklin 41 00:01:30.040 --> 00:01:32.879 was known for. Yeah, he fucking loved the wind. 42 00:01:33.719 --> 00:01:34.480 He liked the lead. 43 00:01:35.239 --> 00:01:38.959 Oh, he liked all the collars. He liked all the collars. 44 00:01:40.040 --> 00:01:41.280 Yeah. 45 00:01:41.319 --> 00:01:44.280 He's like famous for going to Paris and just well 46 00:01:45.159 --> 00:01:46.319 showing his lightning key. 47 00:01:47.079 --> 00:01:50.040 He didn't go to Paris. He was living at Paris. Okay, 48 00:01:50.079 --> 00:01:52.560 he was the difference he went going there, he was, 49 00:01:53.079 --> 00:01:53.640 he was living. 50 00:01:54.760 --> 00:01:59.719 Now you're doing smantics with me, Well, I think. 51 00:01:59.519 --> 00:02:02.159 It was a well Ronnie, what would you have done 52 00:02:02.159 --> 00:02:04.560 if Benny Franklin pulled up on you and said, hey, Ronnie, 53 00:02:05.159 --> 00:02:06.680 check my key, let me see your lock. 54 00:02:06.879 --> 00:02:09.800 What would you say? 55 00:02:09.039 --> 00:02:10.599 Wait, drink first? 56 00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:13.960 Okay? 57 00:02:14.080 --> 00:02:17.039 Benjamin Franklin key to the kite to discover electricity? The 58 00:02:17.080 --> 00:02:20.560 short answer partially true, but mostly a massive pop culture exaggeration. 59 00:02:21.360 --> 00:02:22.879 Uh did he discover electricity. 60 00:02:22.960 --> 00:02:26.560 No, electricity was already well known and experimented with by mid. 61 00:02:26.560 --> 00:02:30.319 Eighteenth century scientists. Was he struck by lightning? Absolutely not. 62 00:02:30.680 --> 00:02:34.199 Did the experiment actually happen, Probably, but much more carefully 63 00:02:34.360 --> 00:02:35.800 around June seventeen fifty. 64 00:02:36.120 --> 00:02:37.520 It's a long winded day. 65 00:02:37.759 --> 00:02:40.240 Nonsense, This is nonsense. It's a pop culture. 66 00:02:40.360 --> 00:02:41.039 Pop culture. 67 00:02:41.479 --> 00:02:43.479 Oh well, look at the Look at Tony he eats. 68 00:02:43.639 --> 00:02:45.759 Oh it's nonsense, that's nonsense. 69 00:02:45.840 --> 00:02:46.360 But sense. 70 00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:48.719 The flat Earth thing is in nonsense. 71 00:02:48.960 --> 00:02:51.560 Of course. Hold on one second. This is all I 72 00:02:51.599 --> 00:02:53.199 have to say about that, and then we can move on. 73 00:02:53.680 --> 00:02:53.919 Yeah. 74 00:02:53.960 --> 00:02:55.919 Please, I made you think, and. 75 00:02:55.840 --> 00:02:57.879 That's all I wanted to do the day you got 76 00:02:57.879 --> 00:03:00.280 so frustrated with me that you had to go find 77 00:03:00.280 --> 00:03:03.319 an answer. You thought about it for a second, you said, hey, 78 00:03:03.479 --> 00:03:05.719 this doesn't make sense to me, and you'll win, and 79 00:03:05.759 --> 00:03:08.439 you found a solution to something instead of just assuming 80 00:03:08.680 --> 00:03:12.840 we live on a round planet. To stop you understand, 81 00:03:13.199 --> 00:03:15.039 it's about provoking thought. 82 00:03:14.800 --> 00:03:16.919 In your head. No, No, I'm to the point every. 83 00:03:16.759 --> 00:03:19.560 Time you talk about the Earth possibly being flat, I'm 84 00:03:19.560 --> 00:03:21.000 just gonna openly laugh at you. 85 00:03:21.039 --> 00:03:24.240 I'm done, done with the discussion. 86 00:03:24.400 --> 00:03:26.080 And all I got to say to you is once 87 00:03:26.159 --> 00:03:28.680 upon a time. People believe that Franklin put a kite 88 00:03:28.719 --> 00:03:31.599 in the sky with the key. That was the truth 89 00:03:31.840 --> 00:03:32.960 at one point in time. 90 00:03:33.080 --> 00:03:37.039 Good for you, that was two hundred years ago or whatever. 91 00:03:37.719 --> 00:03:38.479 Right, and. 92 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:43.719 Somebody's good, good morning. Let's let's get the FU Friday 93 00:03:43.759 --> 00:03:44.360 show going. 94 00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:48.400 I'm gonna stay it one more time. Is infamous for 95 00:03:48.960 --> 00:03:51.439 he was a he stalked the ladies. What do you 96 00:03:51.439 --> 00:03:54.319 think his pickup line was at the taverns having a. 97 00:03:54.319 --> 00:03:57.840 Brown warm ale. Hey baby, I invented lightnings. 98 00:03:58.599 --> 00:04:02.039 No, no, I'm sorry, Hey baby, you messed up your 99 00:04:02.080 --> 00:04:03.599 life line. 100 00:04:03.719 --> 00:04:06.759 I know it happens. Okay, look, it's a few Friday. 101 00:04:06.759 --> 00:04:08.639 I want to I want to get the festivities going 102 00:04:08.680 --> 00:04:11.120 immediately with this, with this jerk. 103 00:04:12.120 --> 00:04:14.879 This is my first f you and we can discuss. 104 00:04:15.319 --> 00:04:17.600 It's just on my phone because of copyright ship. But 105 00:04:18.120 --> 00:04:19.680 few to this jerk. 106 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:23.000 The tree, the tree, it's not a tree. 107 00:04:23.040 --> 00:04:23.759 That's a guy. 108 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:26.079 Just he's he's he's in a. 109 00:04:26.079 --> 00:04:28.600 Tree costume to catch speeders. 110 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:30.199 Man. 111 00:04:31.800 --> 00:04:34.920 Few to this guy, that's ridiculous. 112 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:37.639 Look, I'm a big fan of you know, them trying 113 00:04:37.680 --> 00:04:39.759 to stop speeders in residential neighborhoods. 114 00:04:39.759 --> 00:04:41.839 Of course, we have a we have a very slow 115 00:04:41.920 --> 00:04:45.120 moving road out here, and uh they pull off. Uh 116 00:04:45.199 --> 00:04:47.519 they pull people over all the time for speeding. I 117 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:48.199 don't mind that. 118 00:04:48.600 --> 00:04:52.040 But when you're dressing up like a tree for your job, Oh, 119 00:04:52.439 --> 00:04:54.680 what did you do wrong in school? That that's what 120 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:57.560 you're doing. Now you're dressing as a tree to catch speeders. 121 00:04:57.839 --> 00:05:00.800 But this is a fashion away or let them seventy 122 00:05:00.800 --> 00:05:02.160 miles an hour through his school. 123 00:05:02.199 --> 00:05:03.040 So hold on. 124 00:05:03.279 --> 00:05:05.879 When he catches him, what does he do run after them? 125 00:05:06.160 --> 00:05:09.839 Oh? No, because because he knows everyone would laugh at him. 126 00:05:10.120 --> 00:05:12.759 He's like, he calls ahead, like I got one in 127 00:05:12.800 --> 00:05:18.759 the mob out Well, he should be humiliated. If he 128 00:05:18.839 --> 00:05:20.759 was the one that got you for speeding, he should 129 00:05:20.800 --> 00:05:23.240 have to walk up to your car as a tree 130 00:05:23.279 --> 00:05:24.720 to give you your speeding ticket. 131 00:05:26.560 --> 00:05:28.920 Listen, I give it to him. He's not allowing AI 132 00:05:29.079 --> 00:05:30.279 or a camera to take his job. 133 00:05:30.319 --> 00:05:32.279 He's like, I found my niche I'm gonna put a 134 00:05:32.279 --> 00:05:35.040 tree fucking costa on and I'm gonna catch people speeding. 135 00:05:35.519 --> 00:05:39.199 Look at this idiot. He looks like Bigfoot. He looks 136 00:05:39.199 --> 00:05:41.480 like Bigfoot. And look he's right next to the trees. 137 00:05:41.920 --> 00:05:45.040 He's in camouflage. I guess Rob. 138 00:05:45.160 --> 00:05:46.759 Look, there's a picture of Sasquatch. 139 00:05:46.879 --> 00:05:50.000 They found him, all right, the Sasquatch thing. 140 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:53.439 The Sasquatch is real, but Tony's ridiculous, Fordicular, you're this fly. 141 00:05:53.680 --> 00:05:59.720 Sasquatch is in every fucking culture, spotted a hut every 142 00:05:59.800 --> 00:06:00.839 fucking continent. 143 00:06:01.399 --> 00:06:02.600 There's pictures of it. 144 00:06:02.879 --> 00:06:06.079 There's also pictures of spaceships and sauces in. 145 00:06:06.120 --> 00:06:07.279 Tea, you know what I mean. 146 00:06:07.360 --> 00:06:09.160 There's also pictures of mermaids. 147 00:06:10.480 --> 00:06:15.439 You say, pictures of sauces, sauces, pictures and change. 148 00:06:15.439 --> 00:06:17.319 What are you talking about today, bro? 149 00:06:17.439 --> 00:06:19.439 Do you know what else was in every culture before 150 00:06:19.519 --> 00:06:20.399 nineteen forty eight? 151 00:06:20.720 --> 00:06:20.920 Yeah? 152 00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:21.600 The flat Earth? 153 00:06:22.399 --> 00:06:25.240 Oh my god, I'm done. 154 00:06:25.360 --> 00:06:25.800 I'm done. 155 00:06:25.920 --> 00:06:26.600 I'm done. 156 00:06:28.240 --> 00:06:32.759 Okay, I got you to these jackasses, These men who 157 00:06:32.800 --> 00:06:36.279 call themselves men, right, take their women out to the 158 00:06:36.279 --> 00:06:38.920 beach or up to a fucking hill somewhere, and they 159 00:06:38.959 --> 00:06:41.240 have these cameras placed or they have their body hiding 160 00:06:41.279 --> 00:06:44.160 behind a rock so they can record themselves getting engaged. 161 00:06:44.319 --> 00:06:46.759 You fucking idiot. It doesn't get better. 162 00:06:46.680 --> 00:06:47.439 With the years. 163 00:06:47.639 --> 00:06:51.279 Do you understand, your fucking jackass, who's raising these guys? 164 00:06:51.480 --> 00:06:53.600 Who's raising men that do this? 165 00:06:55.079 --> 00:06:59.360 Are you having narratal problems. 166 00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:02.319 You know, my wife walking around half naked, she dropped 167 00:07:02.360 --> 00:07:02.600 some weight. 168 00:07:02.680 --> 00:07:05.199 She's feeling good about herself. I'm feeling good about myself. 169 00:07:05.199 --> 00:07:05.879 It's great. 170 00:07:06.120 --> 00:07:08.759 Well, let me ask you something. How did you get engaged? 171 00:07:08.959 --> 00:07:11.000 I think you're jealous that people have figured out how 172 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:13.199 to get engaged in a better way, and they used 173 00:07:13.240 --> 00:07:15.480 drones and their friends to hide the bushes so they 174 00:07:15.519 --> 00:07:16.800 could capture the moment. 175 00:07:17.079 --> 00:07:18.759 Hold on, you want to know the damn truth. 176 00:07:18.839 --> 00:07:20.839 I was probably one of the I was on the 177 00:07:20.879 --> 00:07:23.560 forefront of this shit because and I could slap myself 178 00:07:23.560 --> 00:07:25.839 for this. I was in the Bahamas. I was with 179 00:07:25.879 --> 00:07:28.199 my wife and my now sister in law. We were 180 00:07:28.279 --> 00:07:30.800 walking around town. We were hammered out of our faces. 181 00:07:31.040 --> 00:07:35.000 We walked into a jewelry shop. I fucking grabbed the rain. 182 00:07:35.120 --> 00:07:36.680 I got on one knee and I asked my wife 183 00:07:36.720 --> 00:07:39.560 to marry me here. My sister in law was there 184 00:07:39.560 --> 00:07:41.600 and actually captured it, and I put it on social media. 185 00:07:41.680 --> 00:07:44.360 So Tony, go, fuck yourself. You're an asshole because you 186 00:07:44.480 --> 00:07:44.920 started this. 187 00:07:44.920 --> 00:07:49.199 Shit, all right, there you go. I like, I like 188 00:07:49.240 --> 00:07:51.600 how we figured that out already. You're you're the idiot. 189 00:07:51.959 --> 00:07:55.879 You realized it turns out you are the idiot. Yeah, 190 00:07:55.920 --> 00:07:58.160 I feel like, are you also going to say that 191 00:07:58.240 --> 00:07:59.720 eventually about shit? 192 00:08:00.040 --> 00:08:01.000 Earth is round? 193 00:08:05.040 --> 00:08:06.759 Let it go, Let it go, Let it go. 194 00:08:08.240 --> 00:08:10.120 And I'm trying to be nice to Tony because he 195 00:08:10.360 --> 00:08:11.839 put his dog down a couple days ago. 196 00:08:11.920 --> 00:08:13.399 I didn't forget how you do it? Tony? 197 00:08:13.879 --> 00:08:14.279 There were you? 198 00:08:14.439 --> 00:08:16.839 How is your wife? They came to the house and 199 00:08:16.920 --> 00:08:17.920 did it into the house. 200 00:08:18.000 --> 00:08:20.480 Yes, it was actually a very beautiful ceremony. They came 201 00:08:20.519 --> 00:08:22.639 to the house. They made a little poor print. They 202 00:08:22.680 --> 00:08:25.160 gave her the first injection and she kind of just 203 00:08:25.319 --> 00:08:27.639 nodded out like a crackhead, and her tongue was sticking out, 204 00:08:28.199 --> 00:08:30.040 and then he gave her a second injection, and that shit, 205 00:08:30.160 --> 00:08:32.480 she was done after that, and I cried and my 206 00:08:32.519 --> 00:08:33.240 wife cried. 207 00:08:33.440 --> 00:08:34.240 We both cried. 208 00:08:34.279 --> 00:08:36.840 And then I woke up the next day and I 209 00:08:36.879 --> 00:08:38.159 said to myself, you know something. 210 00:08:38.679 --> 00:08:40.840 I don't have to clean hand no more. I don't 211 00:08:40.840 --> 00:08:41.559 have to clean. 212 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:43.480 Doodo no more. I don't have to wake up in 213 00:08:43.519 --> 00:08:45.159 the rain to walk my dog. I don't have to 214 00:08:45.159 --> 00:08:47.600 get up in the snow and walk my dog. Bad 215 00:08:47.600 --> 00:08:49.519 feelings are not going to bring my dog back. So 216 00:08:49.759 --> 00:08:52.279 I have to continue with my life and saying, baby, Billy, 217 00:08:52.720 --> 00:08:53.320 I'll see you. 218 00:08:53.480 --> 00:08:54.360 On the other side. 219 00:08:54.639 --> 00:08:56.879 So it's all about you. It's all about you. And 220 00:08:56.960 --> 00:08:59.399 how this dog was a hassle in your household. 221 00:08:59.519 --> 00:09:01.960 Yeah, and she gave me fifteen great years, bro, And 222 00:09:02.039 --> 00:09:03.440 thank you and everybody. 223 00:09:03.519 --> 00:09:05.559 You don't want to You don't have to clean up 224 00:09:05.600 --> 00:09:07.559 puke or the runs anymore. 225 00:09:07.639 --> 00:09:09.039 And hair, it's all about Tony. 226 00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:11.720 I have a question. I have a question. I have 227 00:09:11.759 --> 00:09:12.200 a question. 228 00:09:12.799 --> 00:09:16.600 Sorry to Tony, I'm actually sorry, Tony. 229 00:09:16.639 --> 00:09:20.039 I have a question because I know in my tradition 230 00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:24.960 when there's funerals and there's you know, ceremonies like that. Yeah, 231 00:09:25.399 --> 00:09:28.240 the spread is good. How was the spread? What did 232 00:09:28.279 --> 00:09:28.799 you have to eat? 233 00:09:29.240 --> 00:09:30.240 There was no spread, bro. 234 00:09:32.759 --> 00:09:37.360 Bid that's yeah, you're Jewish. 235 00:09:37.360 --> 00:09:39.240 How it was one of my Larry David moments when 236 00:09:39.279 --> 00:09:39.840 my agent died. 237 00:09:39.879 --> 00:09:41.840 I flew out to l a and and I threw 238 00:09:41.879 --> 00:09:44.039 the dirt on his fucking coffin, which is weird in 239 00:09:44.080 --> 00:09:44.600 your culture. 240 00:09:45.039 --> 00:09:47.600 How about you bury the body? Why are we burying 241 00:09:47.639 --> 00:09:48.159 the body? 242 00:09:48.320 --> 00:09:51.039 And then we went to an amazing spread and I 243 00:09:51.440 --> 00:09:54.080 said to the widow, I said, oh my god, the 244 00:09:54.080 --> 00:09:56.360 food is just terrific. And then I realized why the 245 00:09:56.360 --> 00:09:58.960 food was so terrific because we were mourning the loss 246 00:09:59.000 --> 00:09:59.679 of the deer. 247 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:02.039 Bob eat man. That's my bit. 248 00:10:02.120 --> 00:10:04.240 I did it on the pot, not your bit. You're 249 00:10:04.279 --> 00:10:04.879 not a jew. 250 00:10:05.720 --> 00:10:09.360 You participated in a Jewish ceremony and you went, fuck, 251 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:10.279 did you do it good? 252 00:10:10.440 --> 00:10:11.279 Did you do it good? 253 00:10:11.679 --> 00:10:13.639 You guys know how to put the food out? 254 00:10:13.840 --> 00:10:16.080 You know. That's why I said, was there like, did 255 00:10:16.080 --> 00:10:17.600 you have something? Did you have something? 256 00:10:17.960 --> 00:10:20.360 You have something? You're you're you know what you're doing. 257 00:10:20.399 --> 00:10:22.679 You're trying to get a bit in. That doesn't make sense. 258 00:10:22.679 --> 00:10:25.240 Why would Why would he cater is the death of 259 00:10:25.279 --> 00:10:26.840 his dog, because. 260 00:10:26.919 --> 00:10:29.159 Because people are grieving and they need something to eat. 261 00:10:29.480 --> 00:10:30.519 Here's a few bagels. 262 00:10:30.519 --> 00:10:35.080 It's some shape fruit salad wing. 263 00:10:35.159 --> 00:10:36.000 Now shall eat. 264 00:10:36.600 --> 00:10:39.320 Look look I I hear they come to your house 265 00:10:39.360 --> 00:10:40.559 now to put the dogs down. 266 00:10:40.600 --> 00:10:41.240 But now you got it. 267 00:10:41.279 --> 00:10:43.039 You got a dog ghost in your house. Bro, you 268 00:10:43.080 --> 00:10:46.240 got a dog ghost in your house. Now you're gonna 269 00:10:46.240 --> 00:10:47.960 think a dog's licking in the middle of the night. 270 00:10:48.000 --> 00:10:51.600 It's gonna be a dog ghost. So you don't did 271 00:10:51.600 --> 00:10:52.759 you do it in a part of your house that 272 00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:53.960 you don't really give a shit about. 273 00:10:54.000 --> 00:10:55.720 So when you walk by that part of the house. 274 00:10:55.960 --> 00:10:57.320 You're all right with it. I did it right. 275 00:10:57.360 --> 00:11:01.720 Well, she slept man, right a dog ghost in your house. 276 00:11:01.799 --> 00:11:03.360 I don't have a dog ghost in my house. 277 00:11:03.399 --> 00:11:03.639 Bro. 278 00:11:04.000 --> 00:11:04.679 It takes time. 279 00:11:04.759 --> 00:11:06.840 It takes a week or two when no, no, no, 280 00:11:06.840 --> 00:11:08.440 dog has to realize it's no longer around. 281 00:11:08.480 --> 00:11:11.120 And then I haven't you iver thold you about the 282 00:11:11.120 --> 00:11:12.679 old lady who passed away in my basement? 283 00:11:13.840 --> 00:11:14.440 Oh my god? 284 00:11:14.519 --> 00:11:16.840 No, yeah, man, I had. 285 00:11:16.639 --> 00:11:19.519 My next door neighbor, his mother in law slash mother 286 00:11:20.000 --> 00:11:22.720 to the to the wife over there. She was in 287 00:11:22.720 --> 00:11:24.919 my basement for the last part of her life and 288 00:11:24.960 --> 00:11:26.799 I saw we see, you know, I saw her deteriorate 289 00:11:26.840 --> 00:11:27.919 the ta It was like a hospice, bro. 290 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:29.360 And at the end she was just like that by 291 00:11:29.399 --> 00:11:29.799 the window. 292 00:11:30.360 --> 00:11:37.639 Oh my god, like a cap like that by the window, 293 00:11:37.720 --> 00:11:39.519 like a cat's. 294 00:11:38.879 --> 00:11:40.080 Crazy man to see somebody. 295 00:11:40.399 --> 00:11:42.279 When I met that lady, bro, she was dancing, she 296 00:11:42.360 --> 00:11:44.159 was this, she was parting, she was moving around, she 297 00:11:44.240 --> 00:11:44.799 was taking trips. 298 00:11:44.799 --> 00:11:45.759 And then I saw her like that. 299 00:11:46.120 --> 00:11:49.840 Oh my god, no, no, no, how old? 300 00:11:50.080 --> 00:11:50.600 How old? 301 00:11:50.639 --> 00:11:53.720 How old she must have been. I would say maybe 302 00:11:53.720 --> 00:11:55.639 in her eighties, all. 303 00:11:55.600 --> 00:11:57.360 Right, mide something like that. 304 00:11:57.480 --> 00:12:01.279 Did you smell her not as No, no, no, no, no, 305 00:12:01.440 --> 00:12:02.039 She's right. 306 00:12:02.519 --> 00:12:04.080 That's but that's you know what I mean, Like, I 307 00:12:04.080 --> 00:12:05.080 don't want to go out like that. 308 00:12:05.159 --> 00:12:06.600 By the way, let me say something thank you to 309 00:12:06.639 --> 00:12:08.720 everybody who reached out to me about my dog and 310 00:12:08.799 --> 00:12:10.519 sent me messages and sent me text and all that 311 00:12:10.559 --> 00:12:11.000 good stuff. 312 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:11.559 Thank you guys. 313 00:12:11.840 --> 00:12:13.559 Yeah, you know it just out of curiosity. 314 00:12:13.559 --> 00:12:15.879 I don't know how they do it, dude, like it 315 00:12:16.000 --> 00:12:16.840 like a New hamp church. 316 00:12:17.720 --> 00:12:18.519 Do I hear the echo? 317 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:18.720 Now? 318 00:12:18.840 --> 00:12:21.879 Now fucking bothering? Well you do it? 319 00:12:21.960 --> 00:12:24.639 That Ryan gave a dollar ninety nine oachster. 320 00:12:24.679 --> 00:12:27.720 You gotta tell ron less extreme close ups, Less extreme 321 00:12:27.799 --> 00:12:32.080 close ups. He only gave it a dollar ninety nine rons, 322 00:12:32.080 --> 00:12:33.799 and you do all the close ups you want. 323 00:12:34.159 --> 00:12:35.840 Dude, amends. 324 00:12:36.519 --> 00:12:38.000 What's putting almonds up in this? 325 00:12:38.279 --> 00:12:39.240 No, wasn't eating bro what. 326 00:12:40.519 --> 00:12:41.120 I don't get it. 327 00:12:41.360 --> 00:12:44.919 Anything anything for the anything for the anything for the kids. 328 00:12:45.159 --> 00:12:46.679 I'm just here to entertained Tony. 329 00:12:47.120 --> 00:12:49.600 The world is just so the world is so high. 330 00:12:49.759 --> 00:12:52.240 The world is so flat. You can fall up the 331 00:12:52.320 --> 00:12:53.120 egg any minute. 332 00:12:53.159 --> 00:12:55.519 Oh you and Carrot top with with the props for 333 00:12:55.600 --> 00:12:57.200 your comedy. You're just terrific. 334 00:12:57.360 --> 00:13:00.279 First of all, Carrot Top. He he look looks like 335 00:13:00.360 --> 00:13:06.000 he transitioned into it like a have you ever you 336 00:13:06.039 --> 00:13:07.600 ever met Carrot Top he's been on the show. 337 00:13:08.039 --> 00:13:09.559 Yeah, I feel bad I took a shot at him 338 00:13:09.559 --> 00:13:13.840 because he's a really nice guy as guy and it's 339 00:13:13.879 --> 00:13:15.200 not my type of comedy, but he. 340 00:13:15.240 --> 00:13:17.440 Does a very good job with it. And he's he's 341 00:13:17.480 --> 00:13:19.759 a multi millionaire, So what am I doing? 342 00:13:20.240 --> 00:13:20.919 I mean, he must be. 343 00:13:21.159 --> 00:13:23.879 He must be worth hundreds of millions of dollars at 344 00:13:23.919 --> 00:13:26.960 this point. But he's such a weird look. He's jack, 345 00:13:27.360 --> 00:13:31.120 his fucking armed a jack. But he's wearing like almost 346 00:13:31.240 --> 00:13:32.000 cloud makeup. 347 00:13:32.080 --> 00:13:35.600 But normally, well some of it is tattooed on at 348 00:13:35.639 --> 00:13:38.600 this point there or something's tattooed on, so he doesn't 349 00:13:38.600 --> 00:13:39.840 have to deal with that every day when he's getting 350 00:13:39.840 --> 00:13:40.440 ready for a show. 351 00:13:40.600 --> 00:13:41.840 Whatever it's about. 352 00:13:41.879 --> 00:13:44.200 Tony p though, But all getting aside. You guys are 353 00:13:44.240 --> 00:13:45.320 doing all right with the dog thing. 354 00:13:45.600 --> 00:13:47.200 Yeah, bro, we're okay, We're okay. 355 00:13:47.279 --> 00:13:49.799 Now, if you lived in my house growing up, you 356 00:13:49.919 --> 00:13:51.720 know how we dealt with the death of a pet. 357 00:13:52.799 --> 00:13:56.600 I no, you fucking buried it. You fucking went up 358 00:13:56.639 --> 00:13:57.519 back and you got a show. 359 00:13:57.840 --> 00:14:02.000 No, No, we found dogs frozen in the morning, just frozen, 360 00:14:02.080 --> 00:14:04.000 and my dad would would just take. 361 00:14:03.919 --> 00:14:04.559 Off with the thing. 362 00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:06.799 I don't know where the fuck he brought it, but 363 00:14:06.919 --> 00:14:08.600 we were always trying to save money, so I don't think. 364 00:14:08.759 --> 00:14:10.360 I don't think he brought it to the vet. There's 365 00:14:10.399 --> 00:14:12.519 no fucking way he had a he had a burial 366 00:14:12.639 --> 00:14:13.519 site for our pets. 367 00:14:13.840 --> 00:14:14.720 I'm telling you right. 368 00:14:14.639 --> 00:14:17.840 Now, because we lived in a wooded area, well woods 369 00:14:17.879 --> 00:14:18.679 around us here and there. 370 00:14:18.720 --> 00:14:20.320 So I think he had a spot because there's no 371 00:14:20.720 --> 00:14:22.039 way he brought it to the vet. 372 00:14:22.919 --> 00:14:25.000 If you live in a rural area, let's blisten I 373 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:28.360 by the evil step the evil step mother. 374 00:14:28.240 --> 00:14:29.879 Who put me in an attic. Right. 375 00:14:31.159 --> 00:14:33.480 So they had a house in cockin New Hampshire, right 376 00:14:33.519 --> 00:14:37.120 beside my father's bar. Ironically the house was right beside 377 00:14:37.159 --> 00:14:37.799 my father's bar. 378 00:14:38.120 --> 00:14:38.879 There's no coincidence. 379 00:14:39.159 --> 00:14:41.120 But they had twenty seven acres up behind the house. 380 00:14:41.200 --> 00:14:43.799 And the stepsister had a horse, a goat, fucking Saint 381 00:14:43.840 --> 00:14:49.080 Bana chickens. Dude, Nobody like in rural America takes a 382 00:14:49.200 --> 00:14:50.360 dead animal to a vet. 383 00:14:50.639 --> 00:14:51.399 They just don't. 384 00:14:51.960 --> 00:14:54.600 They fucking bury it like a real fucking man, be 385 00:14:54.720 --> 00:14:57.919 a man, and you know, and you know they're yet and. 386 00:14:58.240 --> 00:15:00.320 They also used to hunts for that food. So man, 387 00:15:00.360 --> 00:15:01.440 then don't go to a supermarket. 388 00:15:01.480 --> 00:15:02.000 What do you carry? 389 00:15:02.679 --> 00:15:06.039 No, I'm being serious. Nobody fucking breathed a dead animal 390 00:15:06.120 --> 00:15:08.720 to a vet and new and cocking new hamptire. You 391 00:15:08.840 --> 00:15:09.679 just fucking bury it. 392 00:15:10.080 --> 00:15:10.960 Well, you know, I'll tell you. 393 00:15:11.080 --> 00:15:15.799 I'll tell you this much. They they finally sold my 394 00:15:15.879 --> 00:15:18.159 childhood home. There's a you know, a new family there 395 00:15:18.200 --> 00:15:21.200 and they redid the house and everything. I pray they 396 00:15:21.200 --> 00:15:23.360 don't put a pool in the backyard. Let's just put 397 00:15:23.399 --> 00:15:23.919 it that way. 398 00:15:25.240 --> 00:15:27.519 Is the poltergeist. 399 00:15:27.799 --> 00:15:29.960 There's gonna be some yellow tape as they try to 400 00:15:30.000 --> 00:15:31.919 figure out if it's a human being or a or 401 00:15:32.000 --> 00:15:32.679