WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.679 --> 00:00:03.080 Radio City, New York. 2 00:00:06.120 --> 00:00:09.160 From Radio City, New York, where every day famous stars 3 00:00:09.199 --> 00:00:12.679 of stage, green and radio bring America the greatest and entertainment. 4 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:18.359 The National Broadcasting Company presents Radio City Playhouse Attraction fifty six. 5 00:00:41.399 --> 00:00:44.799 And here is the director of Radio City Playhouse, Harry W. 6 00:00:44.920 --> 00:00:45.320 Jenkins. 7 00:00:45.960 --> 00:00:50.840 Thank you, Fred Collins, and good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Today. 8 00:00:50.920 --> 00:00:52.399 As a change from our. 9 00:00:52.600 --> 00:00:57.759 Usual serious, dramatic fair, we're presenting a comedy now because 10 00:00:57.759 --> 00:00:59.479 we feel that a sense of humor is a rather 11 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:03.280 personal thing, different with each individual. We are leaving it 12 00:01:03.520 --> 00:01:06.400 entirely up to you in your own living room to 13 00:01:06.519 --> 00:01:10.079 laugh or not as you see fit. In our efforts 14 00:01:10.120 --> 00:01:12.799 to amuse you, we have managed to obtain the services 15 00:01:12.799 --> 00:01:15.680 of two of the funniest actors we know, mister Ian 16 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:20.120 Martin and mister Arthur Cole. From this point on, the 17 00:01:20.239 --> 00:01:22.920 laughter or the sense of humor, or whatever you want 18 00:01:22.920 --> 00:01:24.120 to call it, is up to you. 19 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:26.760 Here then, is our show. 20 00:01:27.280 --> 00:01:31.599 Ian Martin as Porter and Arthur Cole as Thurston in 21 00:01:31.719 --> 00:01:50.040 the Plotters Attraction fifty six on Radio City Playoffs. 22 00:01:51.159 --> 00:01:53.640 There comes a point in every married man's life when 23 00:01:53.640 --> 00:01:56.799 the nostalgic memories of being single drive him almost out 24 00:01:56.840 --> 00:02:00.079 of his mind. Usually, this period of emotional disturb and 25 00:02:00.280 --> 00:02:01.680 begins with the coming of spring. 26 00:02:06.840 --> 00:02:09.439 Spring, but spring for Thurston. 27 00:02:09.159 --> 00:02:12.479 Holloway and his friend and neighbor of Port Gordon means nothing, 28 00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:15.520 nothing more than a time to dream about what might 29 00:02:15.560 --> 00:02:15.919 have been. 30 00:02:16.560 --> 00:02:18.080 Just sit on Thurston's front. 31 00:02:17.840 --> 00:02:33.840 Port swing, read travel folders and wish and wish. 32 00:02:28.759 --> 00:02:34.840 Listen to this person Wow, glorious bathing, gala, social life, 33 00:02:35.400 --> 00:02:40.439 the magic of the Caribbean, windblown shinny days and romantic 34 00:02:40.520 --> 00:02:45.319 tropical movement night. And then there's a picture of a 35 00:02:45.360 --> 00:02:47.560 man and a woman standing on a balcony and just 36 00:02:48.159 --> 00:02:51.719 looking away out into the sunset. 37 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:54.599 Oh. 38 00:02:54.680 --> 00:02:58.120 I first think it just breaks my big fat old heart. 39 00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:01.599 Very shit porter. 40 00:03:02.039 --> 00:03:06.759 But all that goes on in Nassau nas not only 41 00:03:06.719 --> 00:03:11.039 the Nassau Porter, many other places, so many other places. 42 00:03:13.199 --> 00:03:18.879 We've missed all of it, all of it, and girls too, 43 00:03:19.800 --> 00:03:24.919 all kind shapes and sizes of girls. 44 00:03:25.400 --> 00:03:26.000 Girls. 45 00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:28.400 Girls. 46 00:03:29.719 --> 00:03:34.120 We're old first and that's all. Oh No, we've been 47 00:03:34.199 --> 00:03:38.240 doing this promised fifteen years, talking about travel faraway prices 48 00:03:39.039 --> 00:03:41.360 number when we planned to go around the world, around 49 00:03:41.400 --> 00:03:44.560 the world, save money for five long years. Men than 50 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:48.080 you I know you married l you stopped. 51 00:03:48.319 --> 00:03:50.879 I was infatuated, but you weren't much better. 52 00:03:51.199 --> 00:03:53.000 I know you married baby. 53 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:58.360 I know well on the rebound, first rebound, pure and simple. 54 00:03:59.159 --> 00:04:02.000 It couldn't help. But oh, sir, I don't blame you. 55 00:04:02.120 --> 00:04:03.719 Why don't have a chance. 56 00:04:04.879 --> 00:04:09.919 For fifteen years we've worked and slaved for those two women. 57 00:04:11.120 --> 00:04:18.040 Yeah, fifteen years of nothing that sums up. 58 00:04:17.959 --> 00:04:23.800 Our lives, our miserable, inconsequential, dull, boring lives. 59 00:04:24.439 --> 00:04:28.800 Yeah, hey doesn't know this. 60 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:30.759 It says the yield of francis back. 61 00:04:31.759 --> 00:04:32.439 Where was it? 62 00:04:33.480 --> 00:04:33.600 Oh? 63 00:04:33.639 --> 00:04:38.399 Look, look'st here's one of them. Hawaii, Hawaii. He didn't 64 00:04:38.560 --> 00:04:42.240 like to I'm palm treaties and everything. Hawaii. 65 00:04:43.480 --> 00:04:44.759 The wives are coming back. 66 00:04:45.800 --> 00:04:48.959 Oh look at them revolting. 67 00:04:49.040 --> 00:04:52.959 Isn't it like we were holding and know just what 68 00:04:53.000 --> 00:04:53.720 they're gonna say? 69 00:04:53.959 --> 00:04:56.279 We should We've been listening to them for fifteen years. 70 00:04:56.399 --> 00:04:58.360 Bloody all ask us if we might have walked to 71 00:04:58.439 --> 00:05:01.720 the drug store with them, the drug store. 72 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:04.720 By the naturally, mine was bigger than hers because she. 73 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:06.560 Didn't use any fertilized fertilize. 74 00:05:06.600 --> 00:05:09.319 But that is mean, Letty. After all, everybody knows that 75 00:05:09.399 --> 00:05:11.120 you've got the biggest violence in town. 76 00:05:11.240 --> 00:05:12.399 Biggest violence is. 77 00:05:12.439 --> 00:05:15.560 Right, you boys want to walk to the drug store 78 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:18.199 and we need some toothpaste and I want to sowda. 79 00:05:18.480 --> 00:05:20.079 Oh that sounds like adventure. 80 00:05:20.199 --> 00:05:22.519 Letty looks travel magazines again. 81 00:05:22.720 --> 00:05:25.920 Honestly, you too are some similar Oh never mind, baby, 82 00:05:26.240 --> 00:05:28.800 there's like a couple of school boys playing puffs and robbins. 83 00:05:28.920 --> 00:05:30.199 You think and grow up, wasn't you? 84 00:05:30.279 --> 00:05:31.959 That's a good thing, that that you and that that's 85 00:05:32.040 --> 00:05:32.319 all for. 86 00:05:32.560 --> 00:05:33.639 Going on of shoes in the morning. 87 00:05:34.040 --> 00:05:40.720 Stand you hear what they said? 88 00:05:42.079 --> 00:05:43.600 Yeah, school boys. 89 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:48.120 I sure must have been a schoolboy when I married Letty. 90 00:05:50.439 --> 00:05:52.160 I see it, isn't it. 91 00:05:52.240 --> 00:05:52.759 We hate it. 92 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:59.680 It's just that there's such bag bags, is right? Sure? 93 00:06:00.000 --> 00:06:00.920 I start. 94 00:06:02.360 --> 00:06:06.319 And fifty you're fifty one. We've each got about twenty 95 00:06:06.319 --> 00:06:10.480 three years expectancy. Every Sunday we'll sit. 96 00:06:10.399 --> 00:06:14.240 And talk about Hawaiian and that'sa on Indo China and 97 00:06:15.360 --> 00:06:17.199 not do a thing, not a thing. 98 00:06:19.079 --> 00:06:23.040 No, we won't not for another twenty three years. I 99 00:06:23.199 --> 00:06:24.120 just couldn't stand it. 100 00:06:24.480 --> 00:06:25.319 Let's do it. 101 00:06:25.079 --> 00:06:27.639 It's not too late yet. We've got twenty three years 102 00:06:27.639 --> 00:06:30.040 ahead of It's just let's go around the world. 103 00:06:30.120 --> 00:06:34.319 You're crazy. Letty gets sick in the CANONGI who. 104 00:06:34.160 --> 00:06:35.199 Said anything about letty? 105 00:06:35.319 --> 00:06:37.879 Get the porter? Right? What do you mean? 106 00:06:38.240 --> 00:06:40.160 Leave them? Leave the flat? 107 00:06:40.319 --> 00:06:40.879 Leave letty? 108 00:06:40.959 --> 00:06:43.680 Yeah, leave them, both of them with their toothpaste and 109 00:06:43.720 --> 00:06:47.319 their fertilizer and their their African violence. 110 00:06:47.319 --> 00:06:48.680 At the point, fifteen. 111 00:06:48.399 --> 00:06:50.800 Years is all any woman has a right to expect. 112 00:06:51.160 --> 00:06:51.199 Do. 113 00:06:51.600 --> 00:06:53.800 That's the word we've been forgetting all these years. 114 00:06:53.879 --> 00:06:53.920 Do. 115 00:06:54.240 --> 00:06:56.720 Let's just stop talking about it and do it. 116 00:06:58.040 --> 00:06:59.959 You're right, porter, you're so right. 117 00:07:00.079 --> 00:07:01.120 Work, we'll do it. 118 00:07:01.160 --> 00:07:02.160 We'll leave them flat. 119 00:07:02.319 --> 00:07:06.519 Yeah, yeah, don't let them cough at our travel magazine 120 00:07:06.560 --> 00:07:09.480 while we're in the China seeds are. 121 00:07:09.360 --> 00:07:11.240 Sleeping on the steps of the tax man. 122 00:07:13.600 --> 00:07:15.720 Right about money? 123 00:07:17.040 --> 00:07:28.279 Ah, money, money, Yeah, well, I. 124 00:07:24.600 --> 00:07:28.319 Uh, we can work a way around the world, can't 125 00:07:28.319 --> 00:07:29.519 we not made for her. 126 00:07:29.600 --> 00:07:31.360 I couldn't work my way around. 127 00:07:31.040 --> 00:07:36.360 The block o money sometimes I hate it me too. 128 00:07:37.120 --> 00:07:39.839 We we need thousands, thousandsmore. 129 00:07:42.079 --> 00:07:42.399 M hm. 130 00:07:48.079 --> 00:07:49.959 It was great while it lasted. 131 00:07:50.399 --> 00:07:55.399 Yeah, money, I got one hundred and eighty five dollars 132 00:07:55.439 --> 00:07:55.920 in my bank. 133 00:07:56.199 --> 00:07:57.040 That's nice. 134 00:07:57.800 --> 00:08:00.839 I got sixty that's nice. 135 00:08:01.720 --> 00:08:05.160 Fifteen years working, betweens, we can't even waste. 136 00:08:04.800 --> 00:08:11.519 Three hundred dollars all person. Yes, I got ten thousand 137 00:08:11.600 --> 00:08:12.879 dollars worth of insurance. 138 00:08:12.920 --> 00:08:14.480 And baby, that's nice. 139 00:08:14.800 --> 00:08:18.439 Yeah, I've got six thousand, little lady, that's nice. 140 00:08:18.839 --> 00:08:19.800 Yeah. 141 00:08:20.240 --> 00:08:23.160 We could go a long way on sixteen thousand dollars, 142 00:08:23.360 --> 00:08:23.759 couldn't we? 143 00:08:25.279 --> 00:08:28.720 Yeah, yeah we could. 144 00:08:29.680 --> 00:08:32.559 Provocative, isn't it very provocative? 145 00:08:32.639 --> 00:08:32.919 Porter? 146 00:08:34.200 --> 00:08:36.879 Yay? 147 00:08:37.759 --> 00:08:41.559 But how Thurst and how they're both as healthy as hogs. 148 00:08:54.679 --> 00:08:57.919 As she goes all the way down the stairs, I 149 00:08:57.919 --> 00:08:59.039 guess I gotta go take a. 150 00:08:59.080 --> 00:09:09.279 Work, baby, mm hmmm mmm. 151 00:09:10.919 --> 00:09:12.399 And I guess I might have phoned the doctor. 152 00:09:12.840 --> 00:09:15.039 No, I'll wait fifteen minutes. Men are phone doctor. 153 00:09:15.559 --> 00:09:20.840 Oh, oh, very very baby, you are right? Oh help me, 154 00:09:22.039 --> 00:09:22.960 you're all right? 155 00:09:24.000 --> 00:09:24.399 Me up? 156 00:09:25.159 --> 00:09:29.039 Oh, I phone the doctor. Baby, you needn't. Oh it's 157 00:09:29.039 --> 00:09:30.639 no father, I do that for anybody. 158 00:09:30.960 --> 00:09:34.080 Help me up the rip that rub at the top 159 00:09:34.120 --> 00:09:34.799 of the stairs, and. 160 00:09:34.759 --> 00:09:38.480 I caught my heel. I could have killed myself. 161 00:09:39.440 --> 00:09:41.039 Yeah, it could have. 162 00:09:53.240 --> 00:09:54.799 Let you ready, of course it's me. 163 00:09:55.159 --> 00:09:56.799 I told your you rubber boots were in the garage, 164 00:09:56.840 --> 00:09:58.559 honestly first, and you just don't look the things. They 165 00:09:58.559 --> 00:10:00.360 were right where I said they were. They want me 166 00:10:00.360 --> 00:10:01.000 to he rubber boots. 167 00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:04.000 Anyway, I thought I might go fishing with Porter. 168 00:10:04.120 --> 00:10:06.200 I got holes all over the bottoms and you know it. 169 00:10:06.720 --> 00:10:12.120 Oh here they are dirty old things. Send me out 170 00:10:12.159 --> 00:10:13.919 to the garage and look for something that stairs. You're 171 00:10:13.960 --> 00:10:15.559 right in the face, say well, write where I said 172 00:10:15.559 --> 00:10:17.919 they were. Oh, I'm going to bed. 173 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:21.519 You're coming thirsty. 174 00:10:21.559 --> 00:10:24.519 When you stopped looking at those travel folders, went on 175 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:26.159 some more with the native girl on the front is 176 00:10:26.399 --> 00:10:30.480 positively Upsetcene all right. And by the way, when I 177 00:10:30.559 --> 00:10:32.240 came out of the garage and closed the door, that 178 00:10:32.320 --> 00:10:34.399 horseshoe right above the entrance fell and almost hit me 179 00:10:34.440 --> 00:10:36.639 on the head. He'd better nail it up again. It 180 00:10:36.720 --> 00:10:37.360 might have killed me. 181 00:10:38.279 --> 00:10:54.639 Yeah, I know, porter, I don't come me first, and 182 00:10:54.679 --> 00:10:58.840 I can seem coming in the face. No locker, Oh 183 00:10:58.919 --> 00:11:02.320 I sure, mister baby fell downstairs all right, but she 184 00:11:02.480 --> 00:11:03.519 wasn't even bruised. 185 00:11:04.559 --> 00:11:05.759 He relaxed her muscles. 186 00:11:05.799 --> 00:11:06.960 I guess sure. 187 00:11:07.080 --> 00:11:14.120 As tough, tough and destructural, iish tiny, no, sir, not 188 00:11:14.399 --> 00:11:16.919 by a long shots. Well, you're coming over to my 189 00:11:17.039 --> 00:11:17.559 place tonight. 190 00:11:17.759 --> 00:11:19.559 We will spend some time at my work bench in 191 00:11:19.559 --> 00:11:20.039 the basement. 192 00:11:20.080 --> 00:11:22.200 He got an idea for what have I got a 193 00:11:22.320 --> 00:11:23.320 night for what? 194 00:11:24.200 --> 00:11:26.720 You'll see you all this time next week we'll be 195 00:11:26.799 --> 00:11:30.080 leaving for some more with sixteen thousand dollars. 196 00:11:30.399 --> 00:11:33.559 It's some more the lens of adventure, rare en. 197 00:11:33.480 --> 00:11:37.639 Gentlemen, traffic lads in the blues, sir, and first, and 198 00:11:37.720 --> 00:11:39.279 I forgot to ask you, when. 199 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:40.960 You and Laddy come over tonight, would you do me 200 00:11:41.000 --> 00:11:45.799 a famous sure reporter? What when you bring along your rips? 201 00:11:45.799 --> 00:12:01.360 Are I want to want? 202 00:12:01.759 --> 00:12:02.519 What kind of want? 203 00:12:02.679 --> 00:12:03.120 Is it? 204 00:12:03.799 --> 00:12:07.600 It's like a steel maybe my saws. Maybe there's a 205 00:12:07.639 --> 00:12:12.360 spike in it. Spike spike to hold a step under 206 00:12:12.360 --> 00:12:13.159 the two places? 207 00:12:13.440 --> 00:12:14.799 Or is that to wait about sellar steps? 208 00:12:14.960 --> 00:12:15.919 I don't know, it could be. 209 00:12:16.320 --> 00:12:18.120 I had to think I spent the last half hours 210 00:12:18.120 --> 00:12:19.000 so on through a spike. 211 00:12:19.399 --> 00:12:21.679 Well, I guess if it was a spike, all the teeth. 212 00:12:21.399 --> 00:12:24.039 Would have been broken, just like there's. 213 00:12:26.120 --> 00:12:26.919 See what you mean? 214 00:12:29.919 --> 00:12:30.279 Well? 215 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:31.080 How about it? 216 00:12:32.559 --> 00:12:34.639 I'm saw on the top three steps on us through. 217 00:12:36.200 --> 00:12:37.879 I mean, I wish we had something besides. 218 00:12:37.559 --> 00:12:38.759 The tape measure to measure it. 219 00:12:40.679 --> 00:12:42.720 How fi do you figure half. 220 00:12:42.480 --> 00:12:44.840 Thousand off front? I figure when they crashed. 221 00:12:44.519 --> 00:12:50.120 Through this step, they'll fall eight feet nine and three 222 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:50.799 quarter inches. 223 00:12:51.200 --> 00:12:51.759 Is that enough? 224 00:12:51.879 --> 00:12:52.759 What's the best we can do? 225 00:12:52.840 --> 00:12:54.600 Unless you want to dig a hole? In the cellar 226 00:12:54.639 --> 00:12:56.360 floor to get an extra footus on me. 227 00:12:57.080 --> 00:12:59.720 I don't think we'll need it eight feet nine and 228 00:12:59.720 --> 00:13:02.360 three quarter inches and the solids are met or to 229 00:13:02.360 --> 00:13:06.440 do the trick, probably bust the cement. 230 00:13:08.399 --> 00:13:12.080 Don't go right through the achina. 231 00:13:13.440 --> 00:13:15.000 Something just occurred to me. 232 00:13:15.840 --> 00:13:18.000 How can you be sure they'll both fall? 233 00:13:19.320 --> 00:13:19.720 Wow? 234 00:13:20.080 --> 00:13:25.960 Uh, I'll say something about how they should take each other's. 235 00:13:25.759 --> 00:13:26.759 Armor or something. 236 00:13:27.399 --> 00:13:30.519 Well, one might see the other fall and have kind 237 00:13:30.559 --> 00:13:30.960 of stop. 238 00:13:31.039 --> 00:13:33.120 Well, now, look that's the risk. We'll have to take it. 239 00:13:33.200 --> 00:13:36.200 At least it's a step in the right direction, if 240 00:13:36.240 --> 00:13:40.720 you get what I mean. I want to take where I'm. 241 00:13:40.600 --> 00:13:46.559 Ready one of the Sis're careful, don't break it. 242 00:13:47.440 --> 00:13:49.879 Maybe I'll go through that like a nice blue brother. 243 00:13:51.559 --> 00:13:54.720 Let's call it sure if it's ready, Oh the lights 244 00:13:54.799 --> 00:13:56.159 turn up like oh. 245 00:13:56.039 --> 00:14:01.960 The light I forgot the person. 246 00:14:02.120 --> 00:14:05.519 Then we go again, second, try again, let's hope. 247 00:14:05.559 --> 00:14:06.679 So shake on it. 248 00:14:07.240 --> 00:14:15.399 Poor old friend, letty baby. 249 00:14:15.960 --> 00:14:20.440 What partner? And I want you girls to come downstairs? 250 00:14:21.000 --> 00:14:23.000 Why should I tell her? 251 00:14:23.480 --> 00:14:23.679 Say? 252 00:14:23.720 --> 00:14:27.200 We got something to show up, and we got something. 253 00:14:26.840 --> 00:14:29.440 To show you, we'll bring it upstairs. 254 00:14:30.200 --> 00:14:32.000 We can't bring it upstairs? 255 00:14:32.559 --> 00:14:35.000 What tied up? 256 00:14:36.200 --> 00:14:38.879 We can't bring it upstairs because it's tied up. 257 00:14:42.879 --> 00:14:45.360 Come on down, seller, baby, we got. 258 00:14:45.159 --> 00:14:53.720 Something really arrested to show you. Why person, turn on 259 00:14:53.759 --> 00:14:54.039 the light. 260 00:14:54.559 --> 00:14:57.200 Oh we can, well, I haven't went. 261 00:14:58.720 --> 00:15:01.320 We can't turn on the light because it glows in 262 00:15:01.399 --> 00:15:03.600 the dark. We can't see the stairs. 263 00:15:05.240 --> 00:15:05.919 Hang on to. 264 00:15:06.000 --> 00:15:09.720 Each other's arms. Oh, my dear, here we come. 265 00:15:23.840 --> 00:15:24.159 Question. 266 00:15:25.519 --> 00:15:27.759 Yes, porter, why do you think we'll getting out of 267 00:15:27.799 --> 00:15:28.440 the hospital? 268 00:15:29.240 --> 00:15:33.559 The nurse said, next Monday. How's your arm all right? 269 00:15:34.559 --> 00:15:36.120 Taking the cast off tomorrow? 270 00:15:36.600 --> 00:15:37.279 That's nice? 271 00:15:38.360 --> 00:15:39.159 How's your head? 272 00:15:40.080 --> 00:15:43.559 Oh, they're taking advantages off today, that's nice. 273 00:15:44.639 --> 00:15:47.080 Oh. It certainly was a surprise, wasn't it. 274 00:15:47.399 --> 00:15:50.039 We'd only known that fall right on top of us, 275 00:15:50.080 --> 00:15:51.519 We could have backed off more. 276 00:15:51.840 --> 00:15:53.399 Yeah, it was. 277 00:15:53.480 --> 00:15:56.120 It was that falling step that broke your arm when. 278 00:15:55.960 --> 00:15:57.919 I clipped it right and two. 279 00:15:58.360 --> 00:16:04.159 Oh terrible past. Thanks. 280 00:16:05.039 --> 00:16:07.440 I'm glad we got a semi private together. 281 00:16:08.120 --> 00:16:09.600 Yeah. 282 00:16:09.720 --> 00:16:12.679 You give me another one of Baby's saltwater kisses. 283 00:16:12.799 --> 00:16:12.960 Oh. 284 00:16:15.240 --> 00:16:16.279 Thanks that. 285 00:16:16.440 --> 00:16:18.320 They're hard to chew, but the taste. 286 00:16:19.720 --> 00:16:20.639 Yeah. 287 00:16:21.799 --> 00:16:23.559 Got a rasper Man in the hospital. 288 00:16:24.600 --> 00:16:26.879 It gives you time to think. 289 00:16:27.399 --> 00:16:32.799 Yeah, I'm planning at this time for Yeah. 290 00:16:32.879 --> 00:16:34.039 Look, don't you like. 291 00:16:34.080 --> 00:16:35.039 You're not weakening? 292 00:16:35.080 --> 00:16:35.360 Are you. 293 00:16:35.679 --> 00:16:39.399 We can't let a little miscalculation deter us, can we? 294 00:16:39.399 --> 00:16:40.960 Well I suppose we shouldn't. 295 00:16:41.080 --> 00:16:43.240 I have thought there's something food. 296 00:16:43.799 --> 00:16:48.240 Yeah, all in good time for our own friends. All 297 00:16:48.320 --> 00:16:49.120 in good time. 298 00:16:50.320 --> 00:16:52.600 Oh, by the way, I sent the nurse out for 299 00:16:52.679 --> 00:16:59.559 the latest copy of Holiday magazine this month. It's Mozanique, Africa. Yeah, 300 00:17:00.600 --> 00:17:05.240 the nine, the pervs, the sink clear patres pnuts. 301 00:17:05.960 --> 00:17:11.359 Nothing. Tell me, Thurston, what is your plan this time? 302 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:13.839 All right? Quarter, I'll tell you now. 303 00:17:13.920 --> 00:17:16.079 As soon as we get out of the hospital, we 304 00:17:16.160 --> 00:17:18.559 will suggest to the girls that we take holiday. 305 00:17:18.640 --> 00:17:19.839 See just a week. 306 00:17:20.079 --> 00:17:22.359 But if we've both been shacking up and the doctor 307 00:17:22.400 --> 00:17:24.839 says we've got to have a rest, see now, the 308 00:17:24.839 --> 00:17:26.839 girls will say where are we going? 309 00:17:27.119 --> 00:17:28.920 And that's what we fool them? 310 00:17:38.680 --> 00:17:39.720 But why I had? 311 00:17:39.799 --> 00:17:43.359 The follow wants to go by me and so, but 312 00:17:43.559 --> 00:17:46.440 why I had before? So we just got out of 313 00:17:46.480 --> 00:17:49.000 the hospital. I think you'd showed me some consideration. 314 00:17:49.279 --> 00:17:51.359 Well it's so nice as wick an Angsy lawn. 315 00:17:51.599 --> 00:17:53.759 Or we can go to Wicked Angley some other time. 316 00:17:53.880 --> 00:17:56.839 But why you'll love it, baby. 317 00:17:56.920 --> 00:17:59.240 We can take pictures and watch it war onto the 318 00:17:59.319 --> 00:18:02.440 line after all, dear, it isn't often one has the 319 00:18:02.559 --> 00:18:05.480 chance to stand on a cliff and looks straight down 320 00:18:05.680 --> 00:18:17.200 for three hundred and twenty six feet. 321 00:18:19.759 --> 00:18:21.559 All right, first man, we better be getting back to 322 00:18:21.599 --> 00:18:23.599 the gards. We can't stand as talking on five. 323 00:18:23.640 --> 00:18:26.480 But I've got suspicion in a minute for your old friend. 324 00:18:26.559 --> 00:18:28.880 In a minute. I was just figuring out how far 325 00:18:29.000 --> 00:18:32.519 that insurance will go. Yeah, but lay yeah, see how 326 00:18:32.640 --> 00:18:37.200 much we spent getting into Japan and seen it's sixteen thousand. 327 00:18:37.519 --> 00:18:42.000 Let's certain, well we still have thirteen thousand, five hundred. 328 00:18:41.680 --> 00:18:43.880 Only got the hon alula tat you said Japan. 329 00:18:44.200 --> 00:18:48.240 H Oh, yeah, that's right, fifteen thousand, five hundred left 330 00:18:48.279 --> 00:18:48.920 in Japan. 331 00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:52.279 I hope there's sixteen thousand and last dollarway around the world. 332 00:18:53.400 --> 00:18:56.000 Like it might be fun to get standed eh in 333 00:18:56.200 --> 00:19:00.200 a warm country, maybe Egypt, Egypt, make friends with some 334 00:19:00.359 --> 00:19:02.039 slow eided Egyptian. 335 00:19:01.599 --> 00:19:06.359 Princesship, Egyptian Egyptian John slow eye, only the Johnny. 336 00:19:06.599 --> 00:19:10.200 Oh well, anyway, it'd be fun very fast. I'd like 337 00:19:10.279 --> 00:19:11.960 to see us living in Cassup. 338 00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:13.720 Can't you just see us? 339 00:19:13.799 --> 00:19:16.440 I'm riding a camel into the French quarters. 340 00:19:17.119 --> 00:19:20.319 Yeah, Thurston, but right now we're riding a day coaching 341 00:19:20.400 --> 00:19:22.960 to the American quarter of Niagara Falls. 342 00:19:33.319 --> 00:19:34.599 I was at the falls. 343 00:19:34.640 --> 00:19:36.920 Now, why don't you talented with this far? 344 00:19:37.759 --> 00:19:38.359 Don't flop. 345 00:19:38.440 --> 00:19:40.799 Oh, it's going to be done before we get there, Potter, 346 00:19:40.880 --> 00:19:42.519 Why don't you talented with this far? 347 00:19:43.160 --> 00:19:46.559 It was this far a porter letty, Baby, please be patient. 348 00:19:47.039 --> 00:19:49.400 I know it's around here somewhere, but after all, I 349 00:19:49.440 --> 00:19:52.599 haven't been here for years. I'm just about ten much 350 00:19:52.880 --> 00:19:55.640 as I know it's right around here somewhere. Now it's 351 00:19:55.680 --> 00:19:59.079 a flat led your rock about fifteen feet square, and. 352 00:19:59.119 --> 00:20:02.200 You get the most marvelous it'll be dark by the 353 00:20:02.240 --> 00:20:03.200 time we find it. 354 00:20:03.240 --> 00:20:08.440 Impatient, baby, always there right over there? 355 00:20:11.960 --> 00:20:14.920 Right, come on, girls, that much longer? Now, just a 356 00:20:15.039 --> 00:20:18.839 few Dorothy, hold this branch now, go ahead. 357 00:20:18.640 --> 00:20:20.559 Lady, thank baby. 358 00:20:20.720 --> 00:20:24.680 I wan't just tell us it was this Go ahead, baby. 359 00:20:24.839 --> 00:20:26.680 Don't you get away behind us. 360 00:20:27.000 --> 00:20:27.519 We won't. 361 00:20:28.079 --> 00:20:28.480 This is it? 362 00:20:28.559 --> 00:20:29.880 Hey, this is it. 363 00:20:31.200 --> 00:20:33.519 Girls in there, I want to put your smile out 364 00:20:33.519 --> 00:20:34.440 of there. Just smell it. 365 00:20:35.119 --> 00:20:35.480 Geez. 366 00:20:39.960 --> 00:20:43.480 There isn't that a magnificent you know, isn't it? 367 00:20:43.680 --> 00:20:44.440 It's too dark? 368 00:20:44.640 --> 00:20:45.839 Oh, it's just right. 369 00:20:46.200 --> 00:20:48.839 What do you think We're too far away from the falls? 370 00:20:48.880 --> 00:20:50.200 I thought they'd make a big roar. 371 00:20:50.960 --> 00:20:53.960 I think it's perfectly, just perfectly. 372 00:20:54.200 --> 00:20:56.920 Now those are the Canadian falls to the right. We're 373 00:20:56.920 --> 00:20:58.480 closest to the American Fall. 374 00:20:58.559 --> 00:20:59.839 And how can you tell right? 375 00:21:00.559 --> 00:21:00.839 Berby? 376 00:21:00.920 --> 00:21:02.960 Can't be sarcastic with Ford Thurston. 377 00:21:03.559 --> 00:21:05.079 Well, why ain't you tell us over this? 378 00:21:05.359 --> 00:21:08.039 Par versus gone to a lot of trouble, haven't you? 379 00:21:08.160 --> 00:21:08.519 Thirston? 380 00:21:08.640 --> 00:21:10.920 Oh it was worth it, partner, it was worth it. 381 00:21:10.960 --> 00:21:12.319 Now I wish we could have seen all this in 382 00:21:12.400 --> 00:21:13.279 daylight or there. 383 00:21:13.359 --> 00:21:16.240 I wouldn't have done a tall but come out closer 384 00:21:16.279 --> 00:21:18.960 to the edge now, leady it it's thrilling. 385 00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:20.400 That looks straight down. 386 00:21:20.599 --> 00:21:23.599 No, thanks, don't go and look over the edge. 387 00:21:23.680 --> 00:21:24.519 No, this is fine. 388 00:21:24.559 --> 00:21:28.160 Back here is just fine. How about you, Berby, come 389 00:21:28.200 --> 00:21:28.880 on and look down? 390 00:21:28.920 --> 00:21:30.680 I asked you feel as if you were looking into 391 00:21:30.720 --> 00:21:35.119 another world. He's three hundred and twenty six feet straight. 392 00:21:35.240 --> 00:21:37.440 Now make me daisy, she's fast. 393 00:21:37.480 --> 00:21:40.240 It's flight, all right. So we've seen the view. 394 00:21:40.279 --> 00:21:41.440 So let's get out of here and go back to 395 00:21:41.519 --> 00:21:41.960 the hotel. 396 00:21:42.039 --> 00:21:42.559 Over we can. 397 00:21:43.519 --> 00:21:46.720 Oh, look, they've turned on the search flights. They've turned 398 00:21:46.720 --> 00:21:49.319 on the search lights on the Canadian Fall. Let me 399 00:21:49.400 --> 00:21:52.079 not move over this, sure, hit, Partner, get. 400 00:21:52.039 --> 00:21:52.759 Letty more rooms. 401 00:21:52.799 --> 00:21:54.680