Speaker 1: Sam wise should have been Sam mister.
Speaker 2: Versus I'll be Dumbledore.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Tom riddles the Master start up with the
date Samus versus Damn Tom.
Speaker 3: Dumbledore.
Speaker 2: Al this double Doore Samos versus dumble Doore and double.
Speaker 1: Door is fully like loaded up right, like he's got
the elder one.
Speaker 2: What era though? What era? What era do.
Speaker 1: I think? Head Master? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like final years the creation right, like his introduction was
in Harry Potter's head Master, and he was just legend.
Speaker 2: You don't see him throw down a lot of spells.
But presumably he's got that light things.
Speaker 3: He's got his illuminator. I mean Samus is all lights, right,
so I think she could just suck the lights.
Speaker 2: That are even the scenario. Would he drop in on Samus?
Speaker 3: No, but he might one of the other curses though
with no, I don't think he would. I don't think
he would use any artist Crucio. That's like the torture one,
and then the Cury Artists is that it Crusci artists.
Speaker 1: Cush Cia, Cruscius.
Speaker 2: Fox, So that's interesting. Would would do Samus's armor block
any of these spells? Do you think?
Speaker 3: I don't think they may.
Speaker 2: Make skin contact Hmmm, these spells, I feel like she
could use like a barrier type because she is like
a barrier right in Smash.
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking smash barrier.
Speaker 2: I don't think she really has a shield typically, but
like she I don't know if we're talking about Sam's
at the end of one of her games. You know,
she has like tons of life bars, like tons of
missiles and ship that.
Speaker 4: Skin on the spell thing, that's a that's an interesting.
Speaker 5: Thing I need to know.
Speaker 2: But she's also about the more fall. I feel like
that's really good at dodging any of these spells.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think she could dodge.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm just trying to think if she gets it
in the arm or is she fine.
Speaker 3: Let's say, like even the fact but like Dumbledore doesn't
even need a Wand I mean, remember when Harry was falling,
he was knocked out and he just dumbled, reaches out
with his hand and is like acendo or whatever and
saves him right, so he can that's a moving target.
And so from like two thousand feet away Prisoner of Azkaban,
when the Dementor hits Harry and Harry's falling, Oh.
Speaker 1: That's all you hear? I heard my mother's voice. Let's gip,
how fast is Samus? Like I know she could like
dash and yeah in.
Speaker 2: Your game, she's pretty fast because eventually she'll get like
hyper speed to whatever it's called.
Speaker 3: So like yeah, after she.
Speaker 2: Runs for like two seconds, she starts just like going
to the speed of fucking like looking like the flash.
Speaker 1: And I feel like Albus has to aim even if
he doesn't have a wand like he still has to
be pointing at who he's targeting, right.
Speaker 2: I just okay, So Dumbledore does have he has shield abilities. Yeah,
it's blocking. I think he has the unpredictability factor, not
necessarily in the movements. I think he's pretty I think
that's the his maybe his downfall here is that he's
not especially in his old age. He's not doing He's
not looking like Yoda.
Speaker 6: Do him back no by Salmon's I think it's over.
She didn't need the gun like.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, jaw the ribs.
Speaker 2: But I think he would catch on. He would catch
on very quickly to what Samus is capable of.
Speaker 6: He's like in half.
Speaker 2: I think he I think he would catch on very
quick to what Sam's is capable of. Or do I
think Sam's would never truly know what he's capable.
Speaker 6: Yeah, for me, it's a question that's a good one.
What happens first? Does he hit his spell at first,
or does she block enough to get to him. I
think the classic video game Boss can she roll because
I think one upper cut, it's over.
Speaker 2: But I also think that if she shoots energy blaster,
let's say his shield is power enough to block it,
which I don't know if it would because that's some
powerful ship there. If that happens, she instantly just fires
and missile at his feet. Yeah, that throws him off balance,
and then he's and then one laser and he's like,
he's just so squishy.
Speaker 1: I think he's very squishy.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think he's like he's whipping out about Cadabra, sure,
but otherwise I don't. I think Samus wins.
Speaker 3: In like the war bet, I gotta I gotta defer
to not half flood prints. I order the Phoenix. When
you have Tom versus Dumbledore. Now Tom summons the huge
fire snake and then like the fire snake you can
imagine that's like an energy weapon equivalent comes down and
Dumbledore and Dumbledore just fucking whips it away and then
he traps Baltimore inside this water orb and holds him
in it and only stops because he tom whips out
like a spell to like whip out at him, and
so he has to deflect it because he never get.
Speaker 6: To truly see Dumbledore. I feel doing like peak stuff.
I think he's always holding back for some.
Speaker 1: Does that like torn or fire thing?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 6: Yeah he does. He just turned into a phoenix too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he teleports and turns into his phoenix.
Speaker 1: He claps, sure knows how to make an exit. So
even if he pulls out at like, is that just
an instant kill? Even if someone has armor.
Speaker 6: That would be the point if it's armor of skin.
But if that's it wasn't, then yeah, it's it's a
kill if it were.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so And I don't think he's pulling that out though,
Like even if it's dire straits, I think it's his
code of ethics.
Speaker 6: I think you could put a good fight. I just
I just think he has too much tools.
Speaker 1: She has so many tools too.
Speaker 6: Though.
Speaker 2: If Sam, if Sam's gets a full charge shot in him,
I don't think he's I don't think his shield is
even gonna block that.
Speaker 6: I think he could just tell for way though he
turns into a burden.
Speaker 3: I don't what's stronger charge because if he can block
a vatic cabra and stronger than a charge shot, and
I feel like he could block a charge shot just
it is fine.
Speaker 1: But like is the strongest spell because like he does that, well, no,
he does it to Harry and then Harry counters with
his own right that little whatever you call that, like
the stand up.
Speaker 6: When did double Door have a Harry?
Speaker 3: Well that's because that's because they had like a link together.
Speaker 6: Sorry, yeah, want to share it.
Speaker 1: Okay, but always yeah, and he's got his parents with
him in that scene.
Speaker 5: He's always got his parents.
Speaker 1: Har crab my body by love beats everything.
Speaker 6: He beats everything.
Speaker 1: We can hold him off.
Speaker 2: I would go samus here, but I you know, once
again Deadlya's Warrior. That that thing, I think it's like
a sixty forty, Like it's pretty close.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I give it to ye. I think it's close,
Like I go, I go double doore. I just think
he has a lot of tools, like she does have
a lot of tools, but I think there's like a
certain amount that she has where him. There's so many
books of magic and he's like the fucking headmaster who knows.
Speaker 1: Also has like a ship though, right, can't she just
like fucking orbital drop him from space?
Speaker 3: Doubledore teleports to this phoenix fucking.
Speaker 1: Bird and he's got a clap to do that.
Speaker 6: But I'm sure she has to call something, you know what,
what's the lord on her calling her ship?
Speaker 1: Kirkland, she just you know drops her off at the
start of the smash Ground. I think I'm leaning more
Samus right now actually, because she's got like, she's got
a lot of gadgets and tools, and I think it's
just like the glass canon factor that like Alvis has,
whereas like Samus is pretty tanky as well. I feel
like she can take a lot of damage.
Speaker 2: She has like super bombs that wipe out all enemies
on screen. Yeah, one of those, he's fucking done.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 6: I think, just you just do what you talk about, Taylor.
But like what Baltimore did, he just.
Speaker 2: You think he's sucking up like a mini atomic bomb.
Speaker 6: Baltimore is sending worse than atomic bomb, I.
Speaker 3: Think, except that movie that fire Snake was pretty bad.
Like Baltimore like breaks all the glass of the Ministry
and shoots them. He just integrates, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: No matter what, Here's the thing, no matter what what
samusquets bomb, missile, laser, no matter what. I think it's
a one shot kill. And that's where I just think
it's like she can at least sneak one shot in there.
He if he's standing against her, he does know what
she's about to do. How quickly can he maybe get
a spell up before she can get a laser off
and moves to the speed of light even if a
knee caps and he's at.
Speaker 6: Least let's say, like it's the same reload time. It's
like a word in the middle.
Speaker 3: When he's dueling Baltimore and Baltimore quickly launches an attack
at Harry, Dumbledore quickly moved, graises his hand and deflects
the shot and knocks Harry away like he's really.
Speaker 2: Really like ye send a barrage at once.
Speaker 3: But that's about he's fighting Tom Riddle at the same
time and the shot from Harry, So I mean he's
a pro duellist.
Speaker 6: What's that thing that happens to uh Harry when he
loses all the bones in his body, like when like broken,
he doesn't got my bones left Ron does that, like
she didn't have to do a killing curse. He could
just hit her with that and then she's just like
putty on the ground. So I think the magic just
too much for me to get her to win online side.
Speaker 1: I'm putting science technology over magic in this one.
Speaker 3: So what if he drinks potion, sort of feeds some
gilly weed and chugs backs, chugs back some suit is
just like filling carto or whatever that call is. Underwater
battles just killed.
Speaker 2: For us. Yeah, let us know.
Speaker 1: I think it's like a really close battle, though I'd
like to see it. Put it in the simulator like
Angel links.
Speaker 6: Mister Green, Yeah we are. We are Gandalf.
Speaker 2: The White Specific.
Speaker 1: Okay, suit it up, Saramond, your staff is broken?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I'm in a hard course, but all my
votes on Kandelf here I think so.
Speaker 4: But let's let's just talk about it. In a situation where.
Speaker 6: He's been through a lot.
Speaker 4: He goes to medieval times, he fights a lot of
evil dead.
Speaker 2: He doesn't go to Middle Earth though.
Speaker 1: He's not very tanky though right like he can't. He
goes through a lot, I guess in his movies, but
like I don't know. This is a tough one for me.
I feel like all my votes are on Albus or
not on Elvis.
Speaker 2: It's funny. It's a similar situation where a lot of
Gandolf's power is like imagined almost like we don't see
him do a lot necessarily, but what would be like
give me a couple of spills that he could just use.
Speaker 1: It well, like the example I just did when they
when they meet Saramon in or Thank and he literally
just tells Saramon like your staff is broken because he's
just commanding a word into existence and that's what happens.
Like that's the level of power that he's at. He
could just be like, ash, your head has exploded, and
it just yeah, easily.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like that's where it's like for me, this is like
a really hard one.
Speaker 3: He's ash reading then that Chronomicon in this case, because
then you got a bunch of dead lights, I guess.
Speaker 6: So I would love to see a remake of Evil
Dead too, But that is a good point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd love to see him in that little because
that is a very powerful tool. Yeah, like the Undad book.
Speaker 6: So and unlike Dumbledore, I feel like Gandalf has a
lot more durability in a fight.
Speaker 3: And then he can come back, right, so he's got
at least one k Like he's also capable in melee
as well.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, they brought back for certain reason.
Speaker 3: Oh this is this is getting up the White. So
he's already brought back so he doesn't have Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 1: Some means is like super saying level, like he's so
much stronger as the White versus the Gree.
Speaker 6: I do like the image though, of Ash, like cutting
his hand off and having like Gandalf's staff.
Speaker 2: I don't think you'd be able to do much with
it though.
Speaker 6: No, I don't think so either, But I like that image.
Speaker 2: I love as.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's got the Eagles, he's got shadow Facts,
Lord of Horses.
Speaker 6: Everything, just got those trees.
Speaker 2: He got a chainsaw, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Got Jane saw because that one.
Speaker 1: He's got the boomstick too.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I was trying to think. Even if let's say,
let's say for some he reads his book, Ganoff loses
his magic. I don't even think it's like an easy fight,
where like the Doubler situation where okay, if he gets
punched and it's done, Ganoff puts up. He's older, but
he puts up a really good fight, especially where God
where the minister here. He's fighting like a whole overnight.
Oh yeah, daytime night. So that's the thing where I
think he's just more trained than Ash. But Hash gonna
a couple of throw a little dirt in his eye
and stuff. I think the way Aganof's taking it.
Speaker 2: Ash might get a couple hits him. But I'm not
gonna get a kit ko.
Speaker 6: Yeah, too bad.
Speaker 2: I wanted around, wanted that Ash.
Speaker 6: John wickcom That's what I want because that's two men
that just are durable and who would give out first.
You know, Yeah, I think John Wick, if you could
have a chains are on arm, he would do that.
He would just cut his arm, make a chainsaw.
Speaker 1: Alright, a top rown for Ash off the white White.
Speaker 6: Sorry, Ash, you tried your best, but he better lock
in twenty twenty five, all right, he'll be gone next year.
Speaker 4: The wheel we got there, you go, mister green angel
for own of mine?
Speaker 6: Okay, and then he should want gonna scan off the
white you know.
Speaker 1: Stuff, because you don't even know what God the Barbarian
like the Mama one. I think it's the Mama one.
Speaker 6: I don't think we ever clarify with the US. I
think it's Cone of the Barbarian. I think it's Barbarian
from the movie.
Speaker 2: I need you guys to remind me of mister Green here.
What's going on with him?
Speaker 6: So he's a drug dealer angel form?
Speaker 2: Tell me what angel form?
Speaker 6: He just his wings and goes to heavens. I just
it's tough because he doesn't like it's just mister Green
that he loves. But it's angel form, right, So it's like,
here's the Barbarian, the Barbarian.
Speaker 2: You watch see him selling some bad drugs. The Barbarian
absolutely as a trick.
Speaker 6: Yeah, a little trick.
Speaker 1: He's so like soft spoken to I feel you could
just convince.
Speaker 6: Her, like to calm down. Ship, like, yeah, I feel
like talk normally a.
Speaker 2: Little something extra in there and kills her and then
he's yeah.
Speaker 6: No, I think like he's a guy's a consoler and
talk her down. Yeah, we could figure this out. You
know it's not right, She's not right. Ship. Give me
twenty dollars the out of here. Listen up, listen up,
give me twenty dollars the funk out of here. Right,
that's just sir.
Speaker 2: What are the argument for Mama here.
Speaker 1: Now what she's done, Like, I feel like very strong,
she is very strong, Like she gets her claws on him.
I think she could rip his wings right off.
Speaker 6: But I think he's gonna be flying around her. He's
mister Green age of form its. I just feel you
can't fly in the tunnels though.
Speaker 5: What if she gets him down in the tunnels under
the house, then he can't fly in there?
Speaker 6: You can't.
Speaker 5: I mean, what's he gonna do? It's all solid, like
he just flies to a door, solid concrete.
Speaker 6: So yeah, I just think there.
Speaker 1: You got Bill Scarr's guard, just like.
Speaker 6: You got you got people like a double door and
again off and have magic where it's okay to the angel.
There's some sort of equaling out. I just don't see
how the dumb barbarian could do anything against an angel.
I don't know what situation would be there. And if anything,
I say that mister Green is winning by a talking down,
being a friend to the barbary, in inviting her to
his great Gatsby party.
Speaker 2: You know gets to me Jesus be reasoned with, even
from mister Green.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if anyone can do it's him.
Speaker 5: I don't think she's meeting Jesus.
Speaker 4: But maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm I don't know what the fuck to do here.
Speaker 6: I'm mister Green, Angel Green.
Speaker 1: I guess my My only like winning situation I think
for Barbarian would be if mister Green like tries for
reason with her and she just like like doesn't listen
or like freaks out, just grabs him and squish his head.
Speaker 2: Could happen down predictability, Yeah, of her movements, Yeah, strange
because like I don't think he's tanking a lot of shots.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I feel like less than a one shot.
Speaker 1: I feel like an Angel character would like try that
option first, right to reason with him over like I
guess killing her, right, Yeah, I don't think it's a killing.
Speaker 2: This one is one that's super depending on the arena, right.
Speaker 6: Yeah. It was in her tunnels not so good.
Speaker 1: She's going in that cage with justemon New York City.
Speaker 6: New York's classic New York City. In New York City,
she's just getting there's two, she's getting distracted about the
lights and oh yeah, yeah, mister Green is gonna just
fly her up a dropper if he has to fight,
you know. I love the version of the movie where
he has to fight. He's trying the whole movie on
to fight, but it's like, all right, he takes it off.
He's like fucking ripped and everything.
Speaker 1: It's like the Legion movie.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm mister.
Speaker 2: Kirkland. They're both mister Green. I think I'm kind of barbarian,
I guess, but like, yeah, I don't really want a
tiebreaker here, so I would easily.
Speaker 1: Falter and just you would follow depend on what I say,
So I don't have.
Speaker 2: The gusto to make this argument.
Speaker 6: It's a weird one.
Speaker 1: I think mister Green for the intelligence factor. I think
intelligence is he's a pretty smart guy because he could
like trap her somewhere right, and she does get outplayed
multiple times, she's been known.
Speaker 6: Yeah all right here, yeah, next one. So thirty seven
people left?
Speaker 1: How's that we're looking?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the same very Keyan's joker. Thank you Hansy
for putting this on it. I laughed at that because
it's like, so far the joker we know, Lisa, just face.
I hope we get someone weak here because he's gonna
just get destroyed. Uh so we got a single minion,
Oh my god. Interesting, So I still think he's getting
destroyed here.
Speaker 1: A single minion like a Despicable Me minion.
Speaker 6: Yes, they can be buying. But my pitch here of
why I think Joker is gonna win and be my
same bias. But if you watch the Minion's movie, they're
always looking for a super villain to follow, So I
think I don't know how good of a talker he is.
We've only got the one scene, but I think he's
going to I suppose I say they are unkillable, and
they are very Really they're very durable. Yeah, they're just
like here's the Flower Romwellings.
Speaker 2: The durable or unkillable both. Then I think they win.
Speaker 1: They're durabil So that's why.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if it's a fight, I'm just saying.
Speaker 2: My only no one can be a minion.
Speaker 6: My only approach is like it's like the Mister Green effect,
where it's a win by talking down, but in an
actual fight, the minion is taking it. Because this guy,
I don't he's a realistic Joker, So I don't think
he has much tools other than like guns and knives,
and I don't see those working.
Speaker 2: Against the characters in this universe of the Batman. Yeah,
I don't see him being.
Speaker 6: No they're not comic.
Speaker 1: But like you're saying, like they do want they want,
he could win in that sense.
Speaker 4: He could.
Speaker 6: I would love to see some fan art of Barry
Keegan's Joker with a couple of minions and see what
they look like after the fact. Yeah, one single minion,
a stray one. So, but if we're saying a fight then.
Speaker 1: And like also, like a fight doesn't necessarily end by
one killing someone, Like he could just capture one and then, right,
because they can't fight.
Speaker 6: Minions aren't minions aren't violent. Creature is per se as
I watched them every day.
Speaker 2: This fight unkillable. Does that mean immortal?
Speaker 6: I don't think immortal.
Speaker 2: Do they live forever? Because if that's the case, I
think this fight ends by eventually the Joker dies of
old agent.
Speaker 5: Like existence the dinosaur time.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they might sing one of them, or they reproduce.
Speaker 6: I think they reproduced as.
Speaker 2: Into existence and that's there.
Speaker 6: The only reason I think they reproduce is just because
there's always it seems like there's more of.
Speaker 5: Them, so there is always the same.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Kevin, Bob, whatever, the guys the way, Yeah, I
think unless Joker talks them down because they do want
someone to follow.
Speaker 2: But then the fight but then just win by old age.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I get, but is it a win if you
joined the whole time and then you're there at their
funeral like that? I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: I know you love Joker, but what are we doing.
Speaker 6: I'm just going by Minyon's lore. As I've seen the
movies many many times, they always.
Speaker 2: Follow a leader who would live longest.
Speaker 6: That's not the battle. It's who wins in a fight.
And I always said, if it's just a fight, then
I guess the minion.
Speaker 2: Guess we didn't determine that because in my opinion, it's
a fight to the death.
Speaker 6: Yeah, his fight to the death. Then I go to
the minions, even though I feel like the minions aren't
really they're not killers per se.
Speaker 1: And like, yeah, it doesn't seem like okay, my goal
is to take out this individual like a Maybe that
doesn't seem I.
Speaker 6: Don't think a minion literally would ever kill anybody, But
I don't think the Joker can kill minions.
Speaker 2: Joker is a pretty good guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah that's true. Even maybe a good film to follow.
Speaker 1: If you're just going off the rules that they are
going to be fighting to the death. I think Minion
takes it. Yeah, because Joker is very vulnerable, right, well this.
Speaker 6: In general he is, but like at least even high
I'm sure he's done something wrong, even like high end
comic Joker. You go like ace chemicals pumping through his body.
With this Joker, I don't think you got much pumping
through his body. Yeah, he's got maybe some express that's.
Speaker 2: Hearing from saltburn you a different story.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just swing that thing around, goddamn club.
Speaker 6: Anon, there's another there's another Minion group from the fallow there,
oh the Ras that's the name of the word. And
here we go. Let's see what we got next to keep.
Speaker 1: Throwing off grabbing that.
Speaker 2: I know it's like the sinister.
Speaker 6: I didn't hit remove on mister Green, so I gotta
do that after. So yeah, Goku dragon Ball.
Speaker 1: Very different, very different character.
Speaker 6: So you got grog gro gokuh Lord Voldemorre Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Sorry, here's the first thing, Goku go coop versus Wild.
Speaker 1: That just dragon Ball in general is what we're saying.
Speaker 6: There's I guess just in general because no Super saying
no no, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Mean he hasn't unlocked coming on me.
Speaker 6: Would of that a cadabra would that? Would they kill him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well there's like Piers of the show where he's dead,
but like still in the show, he's got a halo
over his head, so he just when you die in
that show, you go to an area that you can
just literally travel back to Earth.
Speaker 6: And a big thank you before we continue to h Mike,
who just upped his tier to the phase four tiers.
So we're going for another half an hour, so going
till four forty now, so there we are. Thank you
very much Mike for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you burning through that list.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you want to get through the whole list? You
saw he saw thirty seven.
Speaker 2: Entries, like Mike, Mike probably threw some in here too,
but probably yeah probably so yeah, and you saw thirty
seven forty minutes no way, but yes with that, we'll
keep going.
Speaker 6: So thank you very much, Mike.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, Mike.
Speaker 2: Thank you Mike so much. So the best Yeah you're
not the best.
Speaker 6: They uh oh hey, he had a good He might
have the best pasentage on our team.
Speaker 1: He got a lot, right. I feel like with Cadabra,
like it's the same thing where with Harry able to
just kind of counter it. I guess it is.
Speaker 6: No, it's not. It's Goku, the cousin of Voldemort's wand.
Speaker 1: Wait what not I don't know, probably not, probably not
the cousin of his wand but like he can also
just throw beams that can counter that. I feel like
about is not as ope as you guys are making
out to be because you're judging it on the Harry
Potter usage where it's.
Speaker 6: Just it hits like almost the dragon Ball boys getting upset.
Speaker 2: The way I see it is very fast. Yes, what
is the quickest beam that Goku can shoot? Isn't it
like com has to charge it?
Speaker 1: Well, he doesn't always like it gets to a point
in the show where you can just do it without saying.
And there's also just druggy blast. Yeah so dragon Ball,
I mean yeah, he also has like a spear bomb
that can just like decimate a whole planet.
Speaker 2: So like I'm trying to think of, like what is
the flying thing that does moving around?
Speaker 6: Oh, I know, they like turn into all the smoke, right,
smoke thing I'm trying to think of trying to catch.
Speaker 1: Smoke, trying to catch smoke with your bands.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm trying to think about that relative to
Goku's flying, and I feel like Goku's fine is a
bit stronger.
Speaker 1: I think it's called instant transmission where you just like
blink behind like anyone, like you just move like as
fast as light. Almost.
Speaker 2: I think this one, I think that's once again Deadly's word.
I think there's sometimes you get to the evodicadabor.
Speaker 4: Oh that is true.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all the horror cruxes. You can't just kill Baltimore.
You have to get all his horse cruxes.
Speaker 1: And in the same argument, if you kill Goku will
just come back with a halo, right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's the same thing if it's by you know,
if it's by endurance, like does Goku age? Is Goku
a smart character from what?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 6: My point is it's similar to the pool you.
Speaker 2: Can find the hor cruxes in like six months. I
think Goku.
Speaker 6: Hermione is a stupid kid. I don't think Goku finds.
Speaker 1: Also, the dragon balls multiple times about the show, and
they're just scattered across the world hair perfect, but our
dragon war.
Speaker 3: Crucks is right, and you can connect and see where
Baltimore is placed on his mind because they're linked.
Speaker 1: That's the only way that he can really find them.
Speaker 6: Right, Well, no, Hermione studies as well. That she does
all yeah, she does all that with the dragon balls.
Are they like bright and big and shiny.
Speaker 1: Well, he's he's a dragon ball radar.
Speaker 6: It's the same as Harry thing, you know.
Speaker 1: So he's like he's but like he's not using like friends, right, yeah, but.
Speaker 6: He doesn't know horr crux radars.
Speaker 1: Here's that. Does Baltimore have the hork Cruxes?
Speaker 6: No, but he can't be killed.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Here's the thing. No, because if he first,
here's Goku's game plan, kill Boltemore and then go find
the hork crucks. And while Baldemort is like in a
fucking cauldron turning into a human, I.
Speaker 6: Don't think Goku's going to figure that out.
Speaker 5: You can't though, because yeah, what the hor crucks is said,
and because.
Speaker 3: Of the spell he dead, he's just I mean he's back,
he's impenetrable.
Speaker 1: I feel like he.
Speaker 2: Doesn't instantly respond. It's kind of like years because it's
kind of like it like thirty years and nothing.
Speaker 3: I think with like the.
Speaker 2: Snake I'm saying, while he's in that cauldron is when
Goku can go so, and is Goku.
Speaker 1: Age, I mean not in the show.
Speaker 6: Really, that's a tough THINGA Then, to me, this is
like the watch Battle just talk about that had someone aging. No,
I thought there was one before that's oh yeah, I
guess it was his joker. Yeah. I just don't think
Goku could figure out the horre crucks this thing.
Speaker 3: I don't see him a gring God's getting ball calport
like anywhere.
Speaker 1: He just instant transmissions. I mean he transferent galaxies with
it like it's I also feel like a thing that
would just defeat Baltimore is just like the pure speed
that Goku has where he can just go like as
fast as light.
Speaker 6: He could in that fight, but then we just need
to come back and they're just gonna be doing it.
Speaker 1: How does Baltimore kill Goku in that sense? Because I
want to know argument it's like, Okay, then Goku when
he dies, he just goes to the dragon Bridge and
then he just runs back to Earth. So so it's like,
how does anyone win this?
Speaker 6: Does anyone age? In dragon Ball? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And dragon Ball he's a kid, and dragon Ball Z
he's an adult.
Speaker 6: So you could assume that he will eventually grow old,
where Valdemort has.
Speaker 2: Already grown old and he starts growing young again.
Speaker 6: Maybe, but that's not canon yet in Dragon Ball General
right well after.
Speaker 2: Dragon Ball Z. That's in Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball GT.
Speaker 1: He gets turned back into a kid again.
Speaker 6: So then I'm gonna call a no contest on this
fight here. There's no way if Baltimore can't kill Goku
because he just keeps coming back fine, and I don't
think there's any way Goku by himself if we chuck
out the friends, is gonna find the heart croxis suggestion.
Speaker 2: Then, because both these characters are like kind of immortal,
how about we just say they they fight and n
of thems die. But who wins that fight?
Speaker 6: Goku?
Speaker 3: But the only way to destroy the horse cruxies is
with basilisk Fang.
Speaker 2: Hey, you just ignored everything Basilis Fang or the fucking
sort of ground or or whatever.
Speaker 6: Say that all stripped away and just a regular fight,
even though the only way to make it. But if
it is stripped away, are you saying that works then
on Goku?
Speaker 1: I think it definitely would kill him. Send him to
Dragon yeah or whatever, because the first time Goku actually
dies in Cannon was just like probably a similar beam. Okay,
it just goes right through his heart and he dies.
Speaker 2: How fast is I would I would say, I would
say what he clocked in? It is a very nice move. Yeah,
but I just feel like Baltimore.
Speaker 1: I just feel like Goku is a side step and
he can counter with his own ability can't travel.
Speaker 6: The only reason why two twenty two point three trillion
miles per hour thirty.
Speaker 1: Three point So I love anime logic.
Speaker 6: It's great if you look that they.
Speaker 2: Actually picked in him.
Speaker 6: I will say this arbitrary. If it's just a regular fight,
it's a draw. But if it's like downsaid, where they
all okay, every magic thing, every dragon ball thing has
been stripped away, it's a one hit kill, then it
would be Goku because Baltimore is not gonna be able
to hit the fucking thirty three trillion moment per hour character.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 3: I think I can go draw.
Speaker 1: All the magic is established, So I'm going hard Goku
in like nine percent at the time he wins, he
went or cruxes. You can nuke the whole planet though,
and then it's.
Speaker 3: Just even if you nuke the planet, it doesn't kill
the horse. Cruxes.
Speaker 2: Does it even?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just bounces off the surface of the side.
Speaker 2: Direct Is that a drawer?
Speaker 1: I'm saying Goku wins. In my head canon, he wins.
Speaker 2: Goku, I'll say Goku kind of wins.
Speaker 6: Cliff, oh ship, this is his wife?
Speaker 4: That's easy, fucking like. Oh, this is a good one,
is it?
Speaker 6: Frank Hopkins from Dalgo? Oh this is a really good
I like this too. Yeah, two humans going on at it?
Speaker 2: Who was the first one?
Speaker 7: Name?
Speaker 6: Cliff Booth.
Speaker 1: He beat Bruce Lee.
Speaker 6: He did beat up Bruce Lee. Yeah, and he potentially
killed his wife. He was a war fed as well.
All right.
Speaker 1: You even seen what.
Speaker 2: Upon a Highway?
Speaker 1: You say, oh my god? And you watch ParaNorman today.
Speaker 6: That's what they can call the sequel that Cliff Boof
and Hodg together once upon a high riding down the highway.
I think this would be very exciting hand to hand,
but I think Hodgo has been through so like I
guess it's been through a war.
Speaker 1: But I think hand in combat, Cliff Booth wins.
Speaker 6: I think tis But the note is with Hidalgo. So
he's riding the horse and that's not a regular horse.
Cliff has to get him off the horse to win.
Speaker 1: That's what he has to do.
Speaker 6: Brother, So that's the tough thing. Can he get him
off the horse?
Speaker 2: That is a Mustang? Have I ever seen one?
Speaker 1: So does does Cliff? He wouldn't have his dog, right,
he wouldn't have his dog, Cliff booth.
Speaker 2: That does change? Things would change? And does he have
a like a can of.
Speaker 1: Just dex him in the head. That's what he get.
If he has a kind of suit that would get
him off the doll.
Speaker 2: Gus could knock him out.
Speaker 3: He's very accurate.
Speaker 6: That's five foot eleven, so I'm just trying to think
about how high.
Speaker 2: It's easily seven ft tall.
Speaker 6: He's five, he's five foot eleven. So I'm just trying
to think of like the grass, like thee they live,
that sand storm.
Speaker 1: I don't know, true, this is a pretty close battle.
I find what gadgets would Cliff have at his disposal?
Speaker 6: Disposal? No, he'd have to bring the dog. You have
to bring the can.
Speaker 1: But I have like the harpoon gun.
Speaker 6: No, that's on the boat.
Speaker 2: They're always from the from the shed there, from boilers
to castle.
Speaker 6: What the is his name? RICKD I love Cliff, but
I feel like I gotta give it to Frank.
Speaker 1: I just feel like Dogo is a major factor in factor.
Speaker 6: I just feel like they've been through I very durab
through a war if.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. Cliff Booth has worked with a
lot of horses in his done double days, so I
think he's maneuvering around.
Speaker 1: The horse wrangle it.
Speaker 2: I'm going Cliff Booth here, man. I just think that's
a that's a strong individual, and he's got malice in
his heart. But dog goes filled with love.
Speaker 6: The Mansion family does almost kill I guess he's on drugs. Also,
never mind forgot about that.
Speaker 5: A good shot though, and he has his.
Speaker 6: Gun, yea guns, I take the guns away. Yeah it got.
If he's a gun, then.
Speaker 3: Hundred times if he likes back and the dog like
goes on his hind legs and just fucking trots down.
Speaker 6: I mean I like that.
Speaker 1: He trots down at the front.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the restaurant reference. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: You don't understand clip here like it's not a runaway.
But I'm yeah, I'm just feeling Cliff.
Speaker 1: Hand to hand deaf. Like if he gets if he
gets get Frank, if you get Frank off the horse.
It's Cliff like, pretty damn easily. I think. Yeah, she's
a dangerous man with his hands, very shredded too, very
thick boy department. Yeah, Frank's not He's probably very malnourished
to doing all those endurance races.
Speaker 2: He gets stabbed and then like still wins.
Speaker 1: The fight, Cliff, Yeah, yeah, yeah he does.
Speaker 6: In the end, doesn't he? Yea kind it's one of
the dog that wins up fight for him and then
Rick when he comes with the flame thrower because Cliff
goes to the hospital. Remember that's the movie ends.
Speaker 2: Is who is he without the dog? Yeah? Yeah, but
he's high as fuck.
Speaker 6: He has high as fucked and he still does.
Speaker 2: But he still decks that girl in the face.
Speaker 6: Ye see, don't do my boy Frank dirty. But it's
tough for me. It's just who Yeah, can he get
him off the horse? That's what I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1: If you Tyler, I know, I know you love Frank
and Hidalgo, But like Cliff Booth, how do you like
seen that movie he has and he loves that movie?
Speaker 6: Is right with the poster. Worked with horses enough that
he'll know how they move and maybe he knows a
good weak spot for a horse to take him out.
Speaker 1: So give us your thoughts quick.
Speaker 6: That's what I'm thinking. I'm gonna go with Cliff proof
as well. For the wind. He'll figure out what to do.
Speaker 2: With the horse.
Speaker 6: Maybe there's a couple of.
Speaker 2: Horse calls and think about it in not scene in
Hollywood when he's at the ranch. Yeah, and once his
face shows up with a horse, and you know that
horse didn't do shit for him, you.
Speaker 1: Know that's true.
Speaker 6: Yeah, awesome, Butler is awesome.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of people there. Sidney Swings in there,
that's right. Victoria Pictrey is in there, the girl from
You Love. Oh yeah, she's in the same scene. Marle
Qualley's in there. Yeah, and uhke Win's in there fanning.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Out the other one Dakota.
Speaker 6: So I guess in a fight, Cliff gets the winds.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 6: But if it was a race, well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm for each of these.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in a fist fight.
Speaker 1: You know, Goku is winning in the twenty two trillion.
Speaker 6: He was on foot ash could Babe be Gandolf in
a race, you know, like I think I should.
Speaker 2: Have done the next time we'll like have multiple catgory.
Speaker 6: Specifically bench press. Okay, so the cliff boof taking it
lives to fight another day. So here we go. Still
about thirty entries left. If we want to get them all,
go to Patreon, up your subscription or joined, because I
don't know if we'll silly. Okay, we'll finally remove this
one back for round two. Yeah, the Barbarians. Who's next?
Let's see, Oh boy, mister Jangles from van in two
thousand and five, so you get your worst ass. Well,
this is a movie that I don't know how we
end up watching on after nine.
Speaker 2: Because it wasn't because it wasn't like a Patreon pick right,
it was and.
Speaker 6: It was a movie night and it was some sort
of meme.
Speaker 2: But if you do want us to watch any movie.
Speaker 6: Phase four, which Mike you unless you've done a movie before,
then I think because you're the Phase four tower, you
get us to the movie.
Speaker 4: So just.
Speaker 6: Because he just joined me, he just joined out. So
I can't remember that earlier in time, I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I had the I had the receipts, so I will
love picked a movie in the past.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I swear talking, but I can't remember him.
Speaker 6: So no, we did it because I think we're looking
at something. And then we joked and found oh, there's
a movie called Venom in two thousand and five. So
sole mister Jangles versus Taylor from Planning the Apes.
Speaker 1: Taylor is that he is the largest man.
Speaker 6: Mister Jangle is gonna fuck you. They sound kind of
similar to my impressions of the two great villain.
Speaker 2: Okay, break down both these characters for me, and this
will help the listeners. We haven't seen these movies. What
were they skill sets? What are the pros and collins
for these characters?
Speaker 6: Okay, so Taylor astronaut, very very tall, very tall, very
tall hands. I'd say he is a.
Speaker 1: Big hands.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'd say he's a quick thinker, whenevery the rest
of his people got captured and everything he found when
he got captured, but not le bottomized like he played
dumb when he knew he needed to play dumb bottomized Yeah,
or killed. So I think he's a quick thinker and
he's great with the ladies. So yeah, you got that
going on, mister Jangles. I'm gonna need a Wikipedia. I
can't he like teleport?
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, yeah, there's.
Speaker 3: Something dependent on the arena's curse because he's got like
like snakes inside his body and he can just yet teleport.
Speaker 6: How do you remember that? How do you remember that?
Speaker 2: As attack the launch out?
Speaker 6: Okay, so a few updates, Thank you s pubs guys,
and the guy in the chair, Uh it was. There
was a fake trailer twenty eighteen for Venom. He's thinking
and we watched that after night and we decide we're
gonna watch it for Halloween, and then says, yeah, mister
Jangles can fast travel through swamps and he can drive vehicles.
To remember, he has a truck. He does have a truck,
so it's it's difficult.
Speaker 2: Because a guy from apes to drive a truck.
Speaker 6: He definitely could.
Speaker 1: He could fly a spaceship.
Speaker 6: Spaceship, I think it's then driving. I think it's interesting
because Taylor he lands on a plant where monkeys can talk,
and he does a pretty good job of figuring it out.
But at the same time they're not. Mister Jangles is
just out to kill so by time if he would
figure it out with mister Janles not kill him now.
At the same point, the characters in that Venom movie
are very, very dumb and they somehow figure that out.
So I have enough faith in an astronaut to figure
out what to do with this swamp man. And he's
already outsmarted a colony of apes. Second talk versus mister Jangles,
because he loses just a really suspicious.
Speaker 5: The apes don't need that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and he's not doing a voodo Charleton has.
Speaker 2: Can you bring it down for me? How do you
beat him?
Speaker 5: Didn't They put salt around the property or on the
door frames, and they.
Speaker 2: Kept mister Okay, fucking Taylor. Can put some salt in
your James.
Speaker 6: That kept him away. But I didn't kill him.
Speaker 1: I don't think he drives right through the salt.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, and then how does he he just kills people? Right,
he's a strong, lumbering guy.
Speaker 1: Got snakes you're talking about.
Speaker 6: Yeah, tall lumbering guy that to know, mister Jangles. I'm
trying to think of the scenario like the arena, right,
because there's strong, are the snakes that.
Speaker 2: He can send out? Uh?
Speaker 5: Well, I believe that the way that ends. They killed Jangles,
but then the snakes just leave the body to go
to another body.
Speaker 6: Or something like that.
Speaker 2: So they are the power source and.
Speaker 3: They're supernatural snakes because they were kept locked up in
this like chest that was protected by Vodu, and then
the chests got open and in fact that the guy
do they.
Speaker 1: Ever like feel like I don't remember this movie.
Speaker 6: I would love to see in this movie though.
Speaker 5: They like lash out of like fight dirt, get sick
and stuff like that. I'm pretty sure that happens.
Speaker 8: Okay, I need to fall offind how tall mister Jangles
is just for the like, just for the power set,
to be honest, but you you are talking of Taylor
in a way that I do enjoy, and I feel
like he might be a little o gunned here.
Speaker 6: Oh that's not the wrong, mister change Jingles.
Speaker 2: Like that's the kind of guy you need like a
bunch of people to die to figure out how he works.
Speaker 6: He does use a chain. Yeah, we made some ghosts
very jokes. Yeah, I feel like we'd have to do
it because I guess at the same time, when Taylor
does land on the planet, he has kind of like
a day to walk around and look around where maybe
I guess he's in the swamp for a day and
he could figure some out. But I just I guess
i'd have to know what his specialty is as an astronaut,
you know maybe and we don't know that. So maybe
if he was, like, uh uh, what would they call it?
If you know the terrain and plants and stuff like that,
what type of no, like it's not bodness, but like
something like that, Like what would be something you take
in college or university, Like you're great at environmental.
Speaker 1: Stuff, like a geologists.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so if he had a doctor in that, maybe
I'd say he get out voo this guy. But I
think sadly mister Jangles has to take it.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, those snakes are too much for snakes
are too much.
Speaker 6: But I do want to see Heston react all that.
Speaker 3: So there you go.
Speaker 6: All right, let's go, and Mike has not picked a movie.
So Mike start thinking about it'll probably be September October
when we record it, but think about a movie you
would like as retro.
Speaker 1: He's a big musical fan. Ah, Travis go, so the
predator enter the stay in the tree or just predator
predator which preduce predator like going from praise the race.
Speaker 6: I've had enough of that, you know, oh eleven? Okay,
So I was excited because I think else it would
have been a very battle.
Speaker 1: But I think.
Speaker 2: I think I've not seen the later seasons of Stranger Things.
What can Eleven do in.
Speaker 6: The later she's really souped up, I think, just that,
but more like the earlier seasons you saw. But she's
just better. Her nose bleeds a little less like it's a.
Speaker 1: Tough one because I feel like if she sees the Predator,
she's able to just like grab them and just do
the powers. But the Predator has stealth and he's a
good hunter, and fucking is show older cannon from across
the other she gets. She can't really stop it, can she.
Speaker 6: She can't move objects and everything she puts the plasma,
but he's an object coming faster than Goku at you.
I think she always oh man, she burns.
Speaker 5: This pain would catch her first though, and then be
too late.
Speaker 6: No, yeah, I think this is a for me, a
pretty clean cut. Just Eleven senses and finds them, but
like blows them up.
Speaker 2: She's predator is not from the.
Speaker 5: Nether world or whatever that she senses, so he's something else.
Speaker 6: But we don't know if you cannot if it's just
like her powers in general to send stuff.
Speaker 5: We can't assume that.
Speaker 6: We can't, but I can say that's the Rotto.
Speaker 1: There's also like incredibly fragile like anything, like the predator
has his fucking glave thing that he threw that fucked
up Jesse a v P two. Yeah, yeah, like I
don't know, so.
Speaker 5: You can just drop the nuke and just kill he's.
Speaker 6: In nukes this. I just think. You look at Vecna,
the person she versed last season, it's like a dream
creature doesn't matter this for that creature I think would
kill predator.
Speaker 2: Well, here's one argument is I think that the predator
they like to play with their food, right, Yeah, they
don't want to just get the quick kill and be
out of there. That they want to like have an
epic fight. They want to rip the spine out their
component and then they want to dismantle them. And I
feel like if you take your time with that, Eleven
doesn't give a shit.
Speaker 6: About She's a smart kid.
Speaker 2: She'll just go for the kill off and so he
and I think that could be his downfall.
Speaker 6: And like that's the thing for me. Eleven's killing movies
usually just getting something and then like like in pieces,
it's not like her bring them down she has to
fight or spells. It's just like finds them evaporates and
that's it. Like it's like her one power is like
a kill move. So yeah, I just I just don't
see the preadtor winning against like a supernatural being in
this opinion, especially she's connected to a strong world. I
just don't see the predator.
Speaker 2: Well, predator would underestimate her as well.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just see a little girl.
Speaker 5: I would give you that.
Speaker 3: The the predator would feel cocky only if she was
fighting criminals and like she had capabilities, then he would
toy with her. But like in most cases we've seen,
like know, if this person is just like a killer,
the predator is just gonna throw like a staff at it.
Speaker 1: And like in this situation where laying out like they're
fighting each other, it's not like he's just coming across
the word. Yeah, that's so like she's gonna know that
this is my opponent. I have to go kill her.
Speaker 6: But insane thing for me, that's the benefit the predator
has is people in jungle don't know that he's there.
She's there. Where the predator is, they're in the forest,
they're using the cloaking. If this is you're put on
one end, you're putting the other eleven knows, Hey, the
Predator is there, I feel I think it's even more
of advantage. It's true she's not getting the whole. He's
not getting the whole. Like, well, I'm gonna take days
to watch her and take a look and sneak and
do some sniffing and everything like that. So if it's
a fight not a race. If it's a fight foot race, yeah,
foot race, then I'm taking the pread. Or he's got
some big quad on, yeah, I take. If it's a
fight and you've been told you have to fight, I
would take eleven.
Speaker 1: If it's New York setting right, like it's always New York,
she's gonna be looking for him. I agree with you that.
Speaker 6: I think.
Speaker 1: I think if she like sees him, I think if
she sees him like Locke's eyes, yeah, it's like a
one shot for her.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But like.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be invisible?
Speaker 6: Does that when they start to fight, they put him
in the arenas, he just starts off invisible movie they
always has he ever been putting arena fight?
Speaker 2: I don't think it's fair for like the Predator to
like have the situation where he gets to fly into earth. Yeah,
they gonna start, you know, even playing.
Speaker 6: Field and the second she he turns invisible, she's making
a hard time fighting. But no, it's okay. He's invisible.
Speaker 1: And like with her sensing powers, that's not really clear.
Speaker 6: No, it's not like I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: Just like yeah, and like with her powers, if he's invisible,
does she like physically have to see him or just
like I think he's in a range, I feel like
she has to like see exactly who she's targeting.
Speaker 6: I think so, I think you have to make some
sort of Yeah, you gotta have some eye contact on the.
Speaker 5: She's trying to lock eyes. That fucking spear comes like.
Speaker 6: Your picture is the net. Remember, I think I.
Speaker 2: Think she's a bit too squishy. So I'm gonna go predator.
I think, there you go.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you're pretty biased.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going ELEVENE. I just feel like I wonder,
even if you started alps and sides of the field
and he just turns invisible, if she just grabs him
at that point is over because like, yeah, she doesn't
see him, but if she can sense he's there, not
in the sense of her upside down. It's some sense
of hey, I just saw a guy invisible right there.
If she grabs him.
Speaker 2: Something, people can beat a predator and just a raw
one v one a regular. They need some people to die,
They need to try and figure them out. They need
to have people who can, like you know, die for them.
Speaker 5: So they can learn the preador's weaknesses.
Speaker 6: You're right, but that's a different situation right where they're
the predator's staking out that person and it's not hey,
I've put Arnold and the predator against each other. I
guess that's just say anything tough for me too, when
it's like multiple humans have killed the predator, so for
me to say like, hey, this girl has Jean Gray powers,
couldn't kill the predator. That's where I can't get to.
Speaker 5: After several people have died and they've been.
Speaker 6: There's there's still human though.
Speaker 3: There's still humans to weakness like blood even blood, all
that kind of stuff thermal.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think there's many battles where eleven wins,
and many battles that predator wins for sure. But what's
that final number though, that's the thing after the five
thousand simulations. Yeah, I think it's more often than not
the Predator. Actually, I just feel like he's got more
tools to like get the upper hand the blues.
Speaker 6: Enough with the Blue enough of those movies. It's just
like you've spoken about it with.
Speaker 2: The Stealth that like her abilities can't really be used
very effectively.
Speaker 6: Yeah, boy, all right, we got Edward colin Twilight.
Speaker 9: Fame, Spider Monkey, and Puss some Boots specifically from Puss.
Speaker 6: Some Boots to.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen Puss some Boots to either.
Speaker 6: Why you guys watched we talked about Golden Geeks.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, why don't we call it the Last Wish?
Speaker 7: That's the second moviemated film before.
Speaker 6: No, I think this is all straight to DV like
one hundred of those movies. Let me find out. But
I think it's Last Week Some Boots because if it's the.
Speaker 5: Second one that had really weird different.
Speaker 6: Animation, that's why I think those are straight to DVD.
Speaker 2: That still counts as the second.
Speaker 6: I guess I don't. I don't count like it's the
second movie, but I don't really think of straight to
DVD as like another.
Speaker 2: Who wrote, who filled this one in? Do we know?
Speaker 6: H I can take a look and see if they're there.
Speaker 2: Someone in the chat if you put put Some Boots?
Which movie?
Speaker 6: Okay, television, let's see, it was supposed to be the
last wish, so Tyler, we got to put it in. Yeah,
because so there you go. There was a television spin off,
The Adventures of Put Some Boots that's funny, and then
concluded in January eighteen sixties. No, so they just did
six seasons of a show. There's only two movies.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you can jump around. He's got a little sword,
he's got boots. Yeah, what else does he do?
Speaker 1: He's got a lot of anxiety in that movie, right, have.
Speaker 4: His last life?
Speaker 2: Yeah, on his lasts, on his last rough.
Speaker 1: So he's not as much of a killer as he
normally is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1: So he's it's pretty compromised.
Speaker 2: He's got like the most skills, but his mind that's
not on the right spot.
Speaker 1: I guess at the end, though, he is better on
the other side, right.
Speaker 2: I guess we're till after he's conquered it takes on death.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's one's tough for me. Can I think put
Some Boots is a better fighter? I don't think the
Colins are great fighters, but at the same time, he's stronger, further, faster,
like you move like a vampire. He can suck bloody,
has hiding senses. I just don't know if Puss some
boots can handle like a non animated kid character, even
though Twilight's are like teen movies. I just feel like,
can he go up against a vampire that I don't know?
I can't.
Speaker 2: I've never how many stabs could he take from that sword?
Speaker 6: Can they? But can they only die the vampire way
where it's like daylight steak garlic?
Speaker 1: They don't die to daily right, they just get sparky.
Speaker 6: They get sparkly and uh well, I guess they don't
look at their heads ripped off and killed in the
last one. They can die just a regular brutality way, right,
I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna continue on that retro.
Speaker 6: There's a last fight where I think they can get killed.
But just like but again, it's put some boots gonna
be able to like body rip and stuff. I don't know.
He's quick, he's nimble, he's got that little sword.
Speaker 1: But I feel like Puss some boots could get under
Edward's skin like really easy.
Speaker 6: That's true. I put some boots is a great trash talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I feel like it's pretty weak emotionally, yeah,
mentally just generally speaking exactly.
Speaker 6: That's true. He could outsmart them what way?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but you think in his uh, in
his days as a vampire, because he's old, right, he's
like old as f Yeah he is. He's never encountered
like anthromorphic cat.
Speaker 6: Do you think he would have had to?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, not like bump to wear wool.
Speaker 2: So you dogs, yeah, yeah, wow, Tyler in the chat,
since it's your pick, I'm curious who you think.
Speaker 1: I feel like also go Puss, though I'm leaning Puss.
I think Edward would also fall for Puss's classic like
like cute eyes things. Oh and you like kind of
hold back and then.
Speaker 3: You know what do you know?
Speaker 6: I think he just is a bad dialogue because like
some insult. I just like, how does Puss bad? How
so how does Puss and Boots kill him just right by.
Speaker 3: Sword him garlic?
Speaker 2: One of their weaknesses is like silver ship right right,
called his sword silver? Okay for the second the target.
Speaker 6: Mike says, get easily, I'll live Puss. Yes, he could
ease that for sure. In a Long and Minions versus
Joker battle Edward Colin haf foot race.
Speaker 1: Edward wins there, he has that for sure. Baseball he
wins there, he wins baseball.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he wins baseball.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I think the one on one
because quick quick, I just say, like, once Puss gets
caught though, it's over for him, Like Edward just rips
them up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I gotta go Edward.
Speaker 2: I just yeah, that's if Puss does not have his
sword in his hands. Yeah, then he's kind of useless.
Speaker 6: Okay, let me see how fast the Twilight vampires are.
That was my design factor with Goku.
Speaker 1: Twenty two trillion miles pro.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just say, like that might that's a good questions.
Oh yeah, Edward is too fast, Tyler.
Speaker 6: They are able to run an excess of one hundred
miles per hour, substantially faster than the human. I can
see vamp hires run. They become all but invisible. I'm
going with Colin.
Speaker 2: There, who's faster ever? Culin her Hidalgo, I.
Speaker 6: Think the Colin's still right. I think it's probably the horse,
but I'd love to see him running up against the
like beside the horse.
Speaker 1: Like in the desert. Yeah, I think they're much slower
in that sense.
Speaker 6: Yeah, plus a lot of sun. I guess it only
becomes sparkles.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I speed factors.
Speaker 6: I think it's similar to like the Goku Baltimore thing
where Baltimore won't be able to see him before you.
Speaker 2: Can give spats are very close. Yes, surprisingly, Yeah, I
thought there'd be more runaways.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I'm going personally ever calling because the speed
long ticson long distance it doll go wins. Probably Colin's
gonna need some lady action everything like that. So I'm
I'm edver Collin. I guess we'll wait till Taylor and
then you guys are put some boots.
Speaker 1: I mean you're kind of winning me over on Culin now.
Speaker 6: I think hundreds of miles bro, not just on hundred
hundreds of miles pro.
Speaker 1: That's pretty fast.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ollen beats Puss.
Speaker 1: And like you know, put in the simular pus wins
sometimes yeah.
Speaker 6: Sometimes yeah, get some cocky or put some boots. Is
you know, uh trash talk and everything, the trash talk factor, I.
Speaker 1: Think it's huge.
Speaker 6: You agree with that statement, Travis, that Kurkling semi looks
like Hue. Yeah, a little, but he has some jackquadisms
for sure. Oh Jack Wade, I look like Cwett from
the Boys, Bryson and the chest Seas. Watch the boy says,
you remind him of him.
Speaker 1: So we got Darth's handsome guy.
Speaker 6: Oh we really need Taylor come back to lay in
on this. We got Darth for that character. Yeah, Maldar,
So we got fifty minutes left, so we want to
get through all these.
Speaker 1: Just that Darth Mall with the metal legs subscribe shuts
out to us. Was it Falco? Was that that original
key versus?
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 1: Was it Fox or Falco? We're talking about the metal
legs in the early days of the podcast.
Speaker 3: Was it Fox?
Speaker 6: Yeah, one of them? So it's Elsa versus Darth.
Speaker 2: Mall, Elsa versus Darth Maul. I mean else is fucked right?
I mean I haven't seen Frozen. What's their power saying?
Break it down?
Speaker 3: Ice?
Speaker 2: Whitch you can shoot ice?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she did turn.
Speaker 6: A whole city into ice, so like her Ice pirates
can be pretty ope bigger than that though, that's just
like kind of like a block. This is like she
Aaron Delle's like a kingdom and she turned.
Speaker 10: It all the ice and what drove her to do
that emotionally unstable, so very similar to a scyth, funny
enough that she gets more worked up her powers grow,
much like Darth mauls would.
Speaker 2: I don't think Darth Maul would be good at bouncing
on ice personally, even though he's well trained.
Speaker 6: I think Darth Molton he's kind of an idiot because
he's never been on. Thank he's Taylor. You can weigh
in first on we did call him and put some boots,
but give you a quick opinion and a win. We
won't tell you they picked.
Speaker 3: And then after my quick opinion on putting boots versus Cirk,
who's the other guy, Edward Collen? I mean the Last
Life definitely is a little bit. That's a little yank
you there, But I think you would beat Edward Cullen.
He could quickly just like cut his head off and
then I mean, that's it. You got to burn the
You gotta burn the head off. When you see him
he puts his little thing into the he can put
the P and the B into the tree and then
he's just fucking done right. The peanut butter in the dree. Yeah,
So I think I think he would take every culing
down no problem.
Speaker 1: Interesting Colin one really, oh my goodness, pretty decisively New
York in New York. Yeah, because Colin can go hundreds
of miles per hour.
Speaker 2: I thought it was one hundred.
Speaker 3: I think it was hundreds, oh twenty two trillion miles.
Speaker 1: Not quite that much.
Speaker 2: But okay versus Darth Darth maul, I still need more
description on what because now Mike's saying the chef she
can create life. What kind of life? Were we talking about?
Your snow monsters?
Speaker 3: Yeah, snow monster like all off all creatures of snow
that she's.
Speaker 1: Made like a like an ice giant.
Speaker 2: That sounds pretty fair.
Speaker 3: But then you got the force, which you can just
like force, crush, force, push, you can throw his lightsaber
which just.
Speaker 1: Cut through it. What if he's like really cold?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's a big thing with the force
is that you can actually use the force to mediate
your temperature. And actually, like with stands where the light
would still.
Speaker 2: Work, does it take to just immediate his temperature?
Speaker 3: I know, but he was trained. He was trained by Palpatine,
and I know that, like Palpatine was subject to those
kind of things where he had to actually survive in
the club without like warmth suits, so Darth Maul would
have all of that and more.
Speaker 2: Who kills Darth Maul again?
Speaker 3: But we wan Kenobe, that's a paddle on. There's a Paddwan. Yeah,
he's like in his weakest era and he kills This
is after Darth Maul had to fight a Jedi master
Qui Gon and kill Qui Gon. So he was already
like he was take Qui Gon took Darth Maul took
on two Jedi at the same time.
Speaker 1: And Obi Wan also kind of got like it was
like a quick move to take him out, like it
wasn't really.
Speaker 3: And he did lose his saber and had to take
Qui Gon's saber to actually execute the kill. So but
I mean, when you look at Darth Maul and the
way he moves, he practically just glides. He rarely ever
touches the ground. He's got a double ended light saber.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking the ground real quick.
Speaker 3: But he could use the force. He could use the
force to like break the ice, right.
Speaker 2: See what do we see Darth Maul do with the
force though? Push ever, force chokingny one, no lightning, nothing
and also not even in Clone Wars and Ship. He
doesn't do any cool stuff nothing.
Speaker 3: I don't even think he did force slighting the Clone Wars.
But correct me if I'm wrong, Chad. But I'm I
just based off his phantom Menace. No, no, I'm just
basing this spite off of his phantom menace version.
Speaker 6: Well, I think that for me, Uh, I think if
he can get close enough, it's over. He's very fast,
he has those leaves. Maybe you'll throw lightsaber. But I
think it's similar almost to me with Uh eleven versus Predder.
They're putting on opposite sides. He has to get to her,
and I feel like she'd be popping off the ice.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna start singing though in the middle of that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, while she's throwing the ice and kicking his ass.
And this has gone from But I fucking do not
like the Frozen movies. I love Darth Maul and Star Wars,
but I just don't think he is that good of
he's good when it's a If it's a hand to
hand fighter, then I okay, You're rescrewed a lot of
people because he's very fast. He's very It's the same
thing as call and they explained like, oh, he moves
so quick, it's hard to see him. But I think
with her having projectiles, very tough. I know he has
the force, so I'm not saying it's just an insta
Elsa gets him, but I think that eventually she will
find a way to freeze him the ground and then
decapitation and game over.
Speaker 3: You know, this is a guy that did lose his legs,
like not even legs, but he's cut in half here
and he still survived. Yeah, he died, he didn't know,
didn't come back till solo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's only survived by retcon then that's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he's pretty it's pretty powerful when you
think about retcon power recon.
Speaker 2: I'm everyone else here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'll Actually, he doesn't have the full
arsenal of like electricity and force choking stuff that the
other seth have. So yeah, he's got a speeder bike.
Speaker 1: But I mean I think, yeah, if he gets to her,
it's over. But it's that's a tough task, says.
Speaker 6: She can create a castle in less than a minute,
could trap him a minute.
Speaker 2: It's a long time.
Speaker 1: While just dropping bars and singing her heart out.
Speaker 5: It is a long time because he'd get over there.
I would love to see.
Speaker 6: Moll of ice maids and he's just so mad. He's
like cutting his way out of it and make it stop.
Speaker 3: Did she fly?
Speaker 1: And so I think she can, like like Frozone do
things so she.
Speaker 2: Could get higher than he could reach her and then
she could.
Speaker 3: Well maybe because he could force jump right.
Speaker 2: Ice. You know he's slipping.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's slipping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just getting angry and he'd get angry.
Speaker 4: Up kids, which is ak death tel from Monkey Man?
Speaker 2: What do yeah before your ends versus Oh that seems
like a really balanced battle.
Speaker 3: This is uh not affleck stair double right, just contron.
Speaker 2: Charlie Cox Cox. Let's go cox stared. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Sure.
Speaker 1: De hotel is extremely durable.
Speaker 3: That's another thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I think the tough thing this is this would be
a great fight the watch and see go down. I
think that New York in a hallway. Yeah, I think
the tough thing is And I can't say too much
with spoilers, but I think on the daredevil side, like
at the end of the he steals heidened senses, right,
that's the thing where it's like take those away boxer
versus kid. But I think when he has the he
can close his eyes and hear stuff. Yeah, he gets
outside and rain going on. Yeah, billy clubs, which I
think any tools, I just kind of what's around He's
like throw a chair, yeah, like I don't know, whatever
game you could think.
Speaker 2: Of, like.
Speaker 1: Just mask yeah, yeah, intimidation factor, Oh yeah, I can't see. Yeah,
this is a tricky one. I feel like it would
be a very stylistic battle and I would love to
see it. But like at the end of the day,
you know, you run the simulations, I just feel like
Daredevil just comes out on top because he's they're both, Yeah,
they're both super capable of like melee fighters, but then
you have the heightened senses, and that's just that's hard
to be. There's even yeah, without spoilers, there's a couple
of moments where I feel like even like, yeah, yeah,
he makes some mistakes because he's also as like i'd say,
he's not John Wick.
Speaker 6: He's not John Wicked. He's not as trained as a
like I guess, like a crying fighter, right, Like he's
not he's a fighter, but he's not doing but he
is very durable. There's one where shows how durable he is.
So I think it would be a very good fight.
I think even Matt Murdoch on purpose with trying not
to use them of his senses if it's like a
joust or a duel, but if it's a fight to
the death, then he's gonna have to. You know what.
One thing, I guess Kid would be a bit more
violent because Matt Murrock sometimes like Batman where he's trying
not to kill people, where Kid, I don't think Kid cares.
Speaker 2: Knock him out quickly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so win in my book. Yeah, So I think,
uh I leaned towards Matt Murdoch with the tightened senses.
Speaker 2: Would be good.
Speaker 3: He'd beat him in the legal sense too, as a
lawyer by there, so.
Speaker 1: He defends himself and he's got in his back pocket too,
that's his prize.
Speaker 3: Here you go, Kirkling.
Speaker 1: Oh Ship have it like damn. That's really a tough opponent. Yeah.
I mean he's an he's a water Benders.
Speaker 5: Versus so what.
Speaker 3: Comico. So you have a woman that was basically genetically
turned into a superhero bybont International, and she's got healing powers. Yeah,
she can get cut in half everything like that, and
she's yeah, her generation. Yeah, and she's got like her
she basically can just slash and she's super strength driven
people apart. Uh yeah, Wolverine, Deadpool Okay without the clause.
Speaker 2: So she's strong and.
Speaker 3: She smart, she's not the smartest, she's not dumb. I
get like a six and a half and just his
ang So he's now the avatar this point.
Speaker 1: Give me give me a well for avatar ag I
would say it's at the point where he's mastered all
four elements. And yeah, he can min plate really anything
in that sense with like firewater, earth, air, Like what
what is she? She's just like a ground fighter though,
because like a could like literally just pull her into
the ground and then she's just in concrete.
Speaker 6: She could be alive the whole time, healing, but she's
just stuck in the ground for millennia.
Speaker 1: And I feel like he does underestimate or like it's
like the classic good guy wrote where like you just
said with their devil or batman, like they don't want
to kill their opponent, and like he really wouldn't want
to kill his opponent trying to win them over, so
that could be a downfall of him, for sure. He
would be vulnerable, like if she got to him, she
would probably just rip him apart.
Speaker 6: And he has she does a super string where she
can literally like break a yeah, a skull like that. Yeah,
and he like.
Speaker 1: He's that's one of her powers, kid killer, he would
be like next to impossible to catch though, that's my thing.
Speaker 6: It's like it's a kind of the elsa dark Malting
projectile is he can just spam and like, right, he.
Speaker 1: Can just go Avatar mode and he just like flies
in the air and it's just like a tornado of
air fire earth Like. It's just it's kind of tough for.
Speaker 6: Those handhand characters, like I said, when it's a projectile character,
because then you would have to have a to me
like a tank, like a juggernaut. They can just like
run through some water. But she's not that. She's still
a regular human. She's just super strong, good heal, but
she's still like.
Speaker 1: Technically he could do the dumble Doore thing where he
just like has a sphere of water and just freezes
it and then she's just like stuck there forever.
Speaker 3: I think he has a like so limited and she's
only close quarters and yeah, yeah, and I mean there's
Metal Bending two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no exactly, And like if it's early ports of
the show where he's only an airbender, yeah, that's probably
would be her kicking his ass.
Speaker 5: But yeah, put me down for Mike, says Peak season
three finale.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, exactly. He's taking bending powers away from people
at that point, so he's popping off.
Speaker 2: All right, what's your name? What's your name?
Speaker 6: All right, so we have people left. We got half
an hour or so. We probably won't get through these all,
but if you guys want us to go anyone, like
I said, up your tiar or join Patren and we'll
keep going and then do how much because it was yeah,
forty minutes because uh, Dalton did the phase two and
then Mike did the phase four. So we're at four forty.
So we got half an hour left here, so let's
see what we got coming up. Eighteen left. Fuck yes,
I wanted this. At least we got Gabriel versus or
Gabriel from Malignant, so hell yeah this.
Speaker 1: Is what with his chair?
Speaker 6: Yeah with the chair for sure. Check out the wrestling match.
Taylor busted out some malignant chair moves in that. Yeah
all right versus Oh fucking hey, this is a good one.
I think malignant zero from malignit versus Mario. Okay, man,
what imagine that next next ether no more threes, guess
next next direct like you won't believe who Mario's up
against this time. He'd be a great smash fighter man, Like,
imagine the movements he does.
Speaker 2: For people who haven't seen malignant.
Speaker 6: No, I haven't seen malignant power the pros and con
super strength not. So that sends like hebody's stronger, he's fast,
he's a crawling ability and I think that's and he
has precise accuracy. I guess. So I think he's very
equivalent to Mario versus a hammer bro, but higher twas
the hammer bros are like, because he's throwing some more
sinister yes, and he can movies on one spot.
Speaker 2: But how is how's he defeated again in the end?
Speaker 6: It's meant it's Emily because it's Emily Madison, which everyone
Emily or Madison No remember they both they that's her name,
Remember Emily Madison because one when she was before she
was adopted. Oh I yeah, yeah, because Emi Madison. She
just does it by doing the whole like I'm stronger
than you and you can't take over me. And then
Gabriel gets locked in like a mental prison. So he
is a mental type of combatant, which I don't think
Mario is a mental combatant. But I think Mario is
pretty tough because he gets thrown around a lot.
Speaker 2: Mario one of those durable guys out there.
Speaker 6: I think he would grab Gabriel by his hair and
swing him like bowser, fireballs, fireballs. Does he though or
does he need a flower power?
Speaker 2: I think he can do fireball because it just always.
Speaker 6: It's kind of like clipped with his can because it's
always flower powers.
Speaker 1: He can he's got the cap.
Speaker 5: I mean, then he can't do the fireballs anymore. Everything
like which Mario we're talking about. There's so many Like
he gets the mushroom and he gets bigger so he
can take a hit. Then he gets a power that
like a fireflower.
Speaker 2: No, I mean I think he's just like he's just
like a guy, you know, yeah, take more than one
hit unless Gabriel like just has a really strong punch. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I didn't think of the flower power. I just thought
of like Mario the dude. I'm thinking like Mario's sixty four,
That's what I'm thinking of, And that angle mettle metal
mode from then Gabriel's mode. I still think Mario's taking it.
I think Mario would not know what to do in
the first bit of the fight because he'd be very
caught off guard by this this individual. Yeah, yeah, this this,
and I do actually, I guess if you give Hi fireballs,
I do want a stage battle or Mario's once I
throw fireballs and Gabriel's throwing chairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think I go to mosbat or fire
beats wooden chairs.
Speaker 6: Though, because as much as I love Gabriel, I feel
like beating Bowser is a pretty big task. You though
Bles was kind of a dummy, right, But.
Speaker 2: Gabriel, I'm just thinking, like, you know, if we're in
this simulation and each time our opponent they're learning from
each other, I think Mario eventually becomes better. Yeah, wins,
But I think just given the question mark factor of it,
and maybe like the tankiness of it, I kind of
I kind of go Gabriel this.
Speaker 6: Honestly, I think Gabriel. Yeah, that's because the Gabriel could
get to him. He's just snapping.
Speaker 2: Was the kind of guy like he dies quickly, but
he can just die a lot. That's in this situation.
You die once and you're just done.
Speaker 6: But all those years that smash fighting, they don't they
don't help him.
Speaker 2: That's a good point. He's fought many types of combat, yes,
so he's trained against many way.
Speaker 6: If you can fight against uh against uh oh god
h am, I I'm confusing their names Ridley Ridley or
can you not take on Gabriel.
Speaker 2: Pallatinas a literal goddess?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like, I think Gabriel could win some, but I
leaned towards Mario because he said, well, I guess it depends.
I just feel like he has a lot of experience
with weird individuals.
Speaker 2: Yeah hmm, I'm really spelling.
Speaker 3: So what do you think titther If it's a smash Mario,
I think he could take it over Gabriel, just because
he's got that huge roster experience.
Speaker 1: He's got a big leap, he's got the water gun too,
he's got a cart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got he's he's got experiencing every single one
of these other opponents and some of their pretty crazy characters.
Speaker 1: It's true. I think it's tough because, like you're saying,
the simulation where if they're learning from the other opponent.
I think Mario scales so much better than the Gabriel
in this situation.
Speaker 6: And Gabriel vers like cops, right, that's I think he's
the first some regular people, regular man Mario man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like yeah, it is. It is tricky because
Mars Mario also has a lot of tools as disposal.
Speaker 2: But it also is on like we're kind of just
kind of the mental factor of malignant and how incapable
Mario would be against a mental foe. He only ever
fights like yopas you know what, and like even in Smash,
it's like you know that kind of everyone to just
their physical prowess, you know, right.
Speaker 6: And Bowser is not the smartest guy again in his
ultimate definitely an enemy, so.
Speaker 2: One of the dumbest guys.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I would start like both sides of
the field. Mars starts there and starts there.
Speaker 1: Gabriel has it's like the electric power, right, he can
like he can fuck with lights.
Speaker 6: I think I don't think that is. I don't think
he's like shooting shot like he could just damn light.
I mean, Luigi wouldn't be good on no, oh, this
is a tough.
Speaker 2: Things kind of like he can you can throw down
on his own, but he's like power friendship kind of guy.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like he needs a needs a Yoshi
needs to be fighting for Peach. If it's just him,
like against Miligan, I don't know if he's got the
I don't know if he's got the gusto to go
for it.
Speaker 1: I feel like he I feel like he's really mentally
strong though, where like Gabriel would just be getting frustrated
trying to stab Mario and he's jumping around just doing
his like oh just laughing.
Speaker 2: True. And then Mario was also a doctor. I think
that actually is a big factor, so Gabriel backup, like
I feel like with his pills, think of of a
compound Gabriel.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, he knows that the chemical formula to Gabriel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's pretty split. But I think I
lean Mario just for versatility.
Speaker 2: Ali, Mario a lean Mario as well, just done a few.
Speaker 6: More things in his life, so.
Speaker 2: He's done a little bit more.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, well, I'll just take on.
Speaker 2: There's a little bit more like Mario games than there
is Malignant movies.
Speaker 6: Yeah, unfortunately they should be the same amount. I hope
in ten years from now there's the same amount of
malignant movies as there's Mario games.
Speaker 2: You know, that'd be sweet.
Speaker 6: Let's see what happens there. So let's see here, see
what's gonna be up next? We got okay, it will
be one Kenobi uh huh o'be wan Canoba that's fired
up as usual versus Batman. That's a fun battle there.
Let's see. So with prep time, you know Batman and.
Speaker 2: Even with prep time, what would his strategy be against
Obi Wan?
Speaker 6: Just he just knows everything. He's gonna have a picture
of Anakin ready, he's gonna he's gonna have a picture
of Annie. He's gonna emotional, He's gonna emotionally compromise obi Wan.
If you see the one show could even kill Kenobi
or couldn't even kill dar Fate or had him down rights.
But with no prep time, But.
Speaker 2: Will they even kill each other?
Speaker 6: Then? Because Batman doesn't go they both they both really
wouldn't kill But if it's just like who can knock
the other one? O? Yeah, because he has a force.
But the good thing is with the jedis they don't
have like the force lightning or choke. So it's a
lot of pushes and high jumps. So for me, it
all comes down to the lightsofs we got Kirk and
we got Obi Wan Kenobe versus Batman right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what what kind of Batman are we talking
about here? He's talking about Batison.
Speaker 6: We're talking about Batison, not Badison. The bat who laughs,
Kate Crusader. Batman just knows everything like that. Yeah, I definitely.
I feel like it couldn't be like the Moo. Yeah,
it couldn't be the West. Oh, he's gonna have a
Jedi spray bat Jedi spray repell and he's good to go.
You know, like if you have to pick a movie
and just a tank version, you just pick Athletic because
then if you go, okay, if they're both not killing
and you just pick ben Affleck, then Etholic would just
fucking kill him, him and his family. So for me,
it comes down to how do you how do you
think everyone can always gonna do when that one throws
a smoke bomb down to dissipate.
Speaker 1: We could just send them, now, yeah, you could.
Speaker 6: Just send them, right, he should well as we saw that,
Like we never know what Jedi is nowadays, right, Like we're.
Speaker 5: Talking about smoke bomb. It's like when he was in
Phantom Menace QUI Gone and the first time in Mordians
do is tre Federation like starts putting.
Speaker 3: Out smoke gas and they immediately close his lightsaber and
uses the force and like controls his breathing and stops
and like weights. And then in the smoke the droid
starts shooting and he's you can't even see it, but
he's deflecting the shots and fighting in the smoke.
Speaker 6: So he I think that happens, He's okay, or just
a simpler version, wouldn't he just force push the when
he throws the smoke down?
Speaker 1: He just force pushed and a good point.
Speaker 6: I don't know why they never did that. That's the
simpler version.
Speaker 2: What the hell was I gonna say? Batman's usually like
he'll take shots like bullets, punches whatever. Yeah, and he
just kind of perseveres. Yeah, he ain't persevering against a
fucking lightsaber. That's instakill.
Speaker 6: No, it's not anymore. Now we've seen why not, Well,
we've seen the forces. The thing about Sabine, remember she
got she's a right up person, just got stabbed and
then she was fine.
Speaker 2: But if he swings and chops him in half, your
selling drops the half.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought you meant with a stab there lately
a lot more now.
Speaker 2: People and then you just move it around a little bit.
Speaker 6: You know, they still survive some of all these stabs lately,
it's kind of annoying.
Speaker 5: But technology and the galaxy so.
Speaker 6: Does go off them. You know, Alfred, he's still with
many lightsabers. So I think Kenobi can win.
Speaker 2: Think a lot of the like bad batter rangs, another
bat sucking utensils, like I feel like the lightsaber would
crisp them up. You know, I do want to see
he doesn't just like blocks it and then just evaporates
in his.
Speaker 6: I do want to see a movie of just Batman
slinging batter rings and then Obi wan Kenobi blocking and
stuff like that. So here's the saying I think in
the for myself the majority meter, I think Kenobi wins.
Obviously without the prep time, we're just saying they're just
dropped right prep time. Batman beats everybody, so that that's
the case there. But with that, I think Kenobi wins.
But I think if Batman can ever batgrapple or batterrang
the lightsaber out of his hand. If it comes to
one on one, I think Kenobi's pretty fucked. He's not
like he's trained, but he's not like what with the force, Yeah,
because that's just pushed. We're talking about jenz it just
really have the pushes right, they're not force choking or
lightning and like lift.
Speaker 7: Up all the rocks and like rock Anakin, right, oh
yeah you did rock an Kids saw video tob and
guess what, he didn't kill him then, and he couldn't
bring himself to do it.
Speaker 6: So they wrote it that after Revengeles Sith, he could
have killed them as Darthader, but he just chose not
to and let him kill billions more people. It's terrible ending.
Yeah he could there. I'm just saying, if you can
get to a situation where Batman's always grappling, he has
his tricks, he has his ninja skills, he's great like Predator,
where he's in the stuff. So that's why I'm still
saying Kenobe, if I had to pick, would win. But
I'm saying if he could ever get to the hand
hand situation, because there's times where like even I think everyone.
Speaker 2: Will get some kills, but overall he's losing.
Speaker 6: And he wouldn't kill because I can't do this and killing. Yeah,
I know what you mean. But even like Grievous, when
Grievous took away his lightsaber, he wasn't just like using
the force on Grievas, he was like kicking them and
he had a gun out, So like, I don't know
if it's like we always similar, but I don't know
if he can just keep spamming it all the time
on him, right, So I think the percentage for me
is Kenobi gets more, but Batman would definitely get a
couple because I think once the lightsaber has gone, I
think Batman's gonna like he's gonna bat grapple his feet,
hold them and that be it. So Plus, if Kenobi
is a fraid of bats, then you never know right
away it's a big fear, so turns his fear against him. Yeah, yeah,
I think.
Speaker 1: I think the prep time thing, you know, putting that
to the side. Prep it's tough for me to like
just see, especially if they just start a battle in
an arena and they just go at it, Like, I
don't know how Batman really can defeat a Jedi even
without his lightsaber, Like, I feel like he'll just be
able to like just like I know, I guess you're
pretty limited with the New York.
Speaker 6: Put him in New York.
Speaker 1: You can just force pull buildings down or something, maybe
not full buildings.
Speaker 6: She's no star Killer, but yeah killed the people in
the building.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, exactly, he's off from this planet. He doesn't
care because yeah, like, how does Batman really stop the
lightsaber too?
Speaker 6: Like swinging out his hand, right? I think if people
like Grievous can like knock it out of Kenobi's hand.
Speaker 2: On back of the lizard and lizards, Yeah, ain't Obi
wan riding fair enough?
Speaker 6: I guess he has no lizard. But I think Batman's
tackle and train enough because remember he also versus like
as you just see from the show, he versus fucking
goes see versus like Poison Ivy who just like uses
like trees and everything, versus mister Freeze like he first
he fucking beats Superman like he preps for those he
preps time. But I mean still on the ground. He
usually doesn't like just give up and die, so get
the situation. So I still feel like there's enough where
he would he's gonna know. What's any different from Obi
Knobi doing a force push to mister Freeze using a
freeze gun on him. You know that's my things.
Speaker 1: I do think too, the jedis oftentimes underestimate their opponents.
Speaker 6: Yes, they're very cocky. Yeah yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Think more often not though. Obi Wan wins.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I agree Obi. All right, my name is Obi,
that's my name.
Speaker 2: Where she gotta do this list pretty well? But we
only have twenty minutes left.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's probably got two more fights less. Oh that's
your last call there, John Wick, John Wick Gaya, Oh god,
peak k fave super Sena. So it's John Cena at
his very uh cancel est degree, where a storyline just
could not lose.
Speaker 2: And he would be what happened to him eventually.
Speaker 6: He just would never lose. You could do anything you
get he did. You want to go make movies? Yeah,
now he's not lost. He has but he's talking about
peak k Fabe Sina. So that's a certain era that's
like Avatar aang so like.
Speaker 2: We can win, but only when it's scripted.
Speaker 6: Have you ever seen well, all these are scripted. John
Wick's not a real character. He wins script He wins
and it's scripted. Have you ever seen Shauny turn into
the super say on like the Goku meme? Maybe that's
kind of what that's based on. So I think john
Wick wins this because John Wick has second john Wick
has guns, So that's who I think would win.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even hand and hand combat the gun.
Speaker 6: What's gonna happen is John Wick is gonna have to
fight him all night long and uh just hurt him
and heard him because of his peak super Sena. Because
they do things like they could get thrown an electronics
and still be like yeah, electrocuted and be back like
the next day.
Speaker 5: So said Dragon's best shotgun is man.
Speaker 6: I didn't even think it's John versus John, but yeah,
it has to be. I think it has to be.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: I feel like he also wouldn't be like he wouldn't
fall for like any of the gimmicky stuff too that
like John Cena do. It's just he's the Bubba Yaga.
Speaker 2: The gimmick.
Speaker 6: Yeah, be a new episode, Well, it'll be an episode soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got mister vic.
Speaker 6: I think wicked on the landslide there. Yeah, I don't
think Johnson is stoping him.
Speaker 1: Is that the guy from the first one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, we got mister.
Speaker 6: It's different and scrappy Do. Yeah. Scrappy Do is like
his cousin or brother or something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the villain at the first Live a Monster's Islander.
Speaker 3: I don't know much about mister gamon Watch, but now
I do know that he has that like is it
one out of nine chance to just land that a KO?
Is that how it works?
Speaker 1: It's not a.
Speaker 2: Guaranteed KO, but it's very very powerful. I Mean, here's
the thing. So we're talking with mister gamon Watch here,
like that character only exists in Smash. Other than that's
just like there's game and watches and stuff, but like
the actual character of mister gamon Watch. So we're talking
about the Smash version. So at least you guys kind
of Yeah.
Speaker 1: There, he's got some bacon or whatever.
Speaker 3: He's got some chicken nuggets that he can fish tank.
Speaker 2: He's got like an umbrella, you know, he's got like
big hammers and stuff.
Speaker 1: They're very effective.
Speaker 2: But the thing is, the biggest question mark with him
is that he's he's two dimensional. Yeah, like, like that's
just part of his being, is that he's two dimensional.
Speaker 1: So does he have two dimensional attacks? They can only
hit you from the two dimension plane.
Speaker 2: I guess so, just thankfully Smash Bros. Is a two
dimensional fighting.
Speaker 1: True two point five.
Speaker 3: But I mean, if you're in New York, you're in
a three dimensional world. I mean, game Watch could use
that to his vantage. If he's like this, he could
go like this and then you just see like a
black line, you know, but like not even yeah no,
but we we but.
Speaker 1: We would see him in the two D realm and
he wouldn't see us for like the like the third plane,
Like he wouldn't be able to interact with that dimension, right,
but he.
Speaker 3: Reacts like can it?
Speaker 2: Well, that's you're a new physicist on board.
Speaker 3: Because he fights like uh sideways like this right, that's
two D perspective. He fights this way, so you look
at him this way.
Speaker 1: But if I go this way, he can't interact with
me because he's only a two D guy.
Speaker 3: But he could I don't know, because he's got to
be four D.
Speaker 1: Ban I lose one hundred times out of ten.
Speaker 3: But he's because the way I see, he's got to
be like this, right, and you you're you're there three
D looking at me. But he's just that.
Speaker 6: I go here, I go here.
Speaker 3: This you like, and you can't see him with the nine.
Speaker 1: Because if you because if.
Speaker 3: You turn, you're gonna be in the three D realm,
which you can't be because you're a two D. But yeah,
but I mean he could turn and you would still
see that flat. He can't turn because.
Speaker 6: He's a two D.
Speaker 2: Be you can't exist in the scrappy Yeah, it was unkillable.
Speaker 3: Another minion here.
Speaker 1: I'm more shocked. He watched the Velma show. I don't
know anyone did I think.
Speaker 2: That's scrappy Do.
Speaker 1: What does scrappy Doo do other than just a dog?
Speaker 6: He asked me, like a scrap I put it in
I don't know scrappy.
Speaker 1: Single live action movie. But when he gets all hulked, like,
is that a part of his cannon or is it
just for that specific movie canon.
Speaker 6: No, he's just annoying as it is. Usually he's just
usually he's just an annoying little dog. So like I think,
I guess, yeah, I just don't like he can like,
I don't know if scrappy Do is a fighting character.
Scrappy Do took me by guard here like it does
like scrappy does don't scrappy to me. Usually it sounds
like the person that loses the fight, like, oh, they
you know you'll win, but they're scrappy, Like they're gonna.
Speaker 2: Strong matchup against duck on dogs, so you know, against dogs,
and like what.
Speaker 6: Does game watch breakout for weapons? He just has like
a bunch of random shitty throws.
Speaker 2: Well, he has like hammers and stuff.
Speaker 6: Yeah, hammer versus a dog.
Speaker 1: I would put my money on game and watch. I guess.
Scrappy Do also has two D versions, so that would
be a two D fight, right, Like if you're thinking
about the animated show.
Speaker 6: Yeah he does. Yeah, he's a two D smash.
Speaker 2: That's a three D character.
Speaker 6: It's it's just shaggy, right, Scooby is not in verses
Shaggy Shaggy. Scooby is not it by the way around.
Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, they have Shaky be Oh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they get Scoob in there.
Speaker 2: I know, it's kind of weird. They don't have Scooby.
Speaker 6: They don't have that.
Speaker 2: Tell you they don't have.
Speaker 1: A Scrappy Doe and they never will.
Speaker 2: Okay, so sorry, we determined that scrappy.
Speaker 3: Do lost.
Speaker 1: Not scrappy enough.
Speaker 4: Alright, got dead.
Speaker 1: Oh, that would have been a good one. Versus your
Comiko chick, whatever.
Speaker 2: Your name is, Deadpool versus.
Speaker 1: What does it say.
Speaker 3: The wonderful.
Speaker 1: No, that's a tough one for Caesar to win. I think.
I think like across the board, he just loscrap.
Speaker 2: Is a serial killer science experiment in ship that's crazy
watch it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's something where Caesar very strong, very powerful,
very fast, like if you take in the no, definitely
not he es, but faster than Deadpool. I'd say Deadpool,
especially if he doesn't have his teleporter, which they haven't
really done in the movies. He's just like can heal right,
he's a good fighter, but I but I feel like
he just wins by necessity.
Speaker 1: Because and gadgets swords. Gun, yeah, gun and regeneration.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's That's the main thing though, I think is
I could still see a version where Caesar gets on
top of him. He's doing that you know, fucking monkey.
Well he just crushes Deadpool's head and chest in, but
then he just slowly so it's kind of tough for
him to go against. And even then, I guess Deadpool
most versions he's a trained fighter, So I think I
think you take on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think dead Pool would annoy him too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's another thing to make him. He loves you many,
but he'd hate you many.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, I love this guy through somehow. I think
that was taking that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: Just got out of the Coba meme that we came
up when he sees that guy Coba.
Speaker 2: Honey, we're getting down to it here, Jason.
Speaker 11: So we're having a bunch of quick matchups, but now
we are having quite a few. One just one and
guns that boy together twice and he's back.
Speaker 6: We might have have an.
Speaker 1: Uneven number, So okay, we'll do one B one v
one at the end.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, three three v three from not from Breaking Bad?
Speaker 6: No it's not, No, it's White, Walter White.
Speaker 2: Oh what is that guy's name in Breaking Bad?
Speaker 3: Walter White and saw good Man. Okay, well you can
see him holy Ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's Ben Ben Ben Stiller.
Speaker 2: Ben Stiller.
Speaker 1: Got some nipple clamps in the back. Just kidding here.
Speaker 2: I got him like a little air pump thing. He's
got a lot of dog balls, but he's not the best.
Speaker 1: He's really fit, very physically fit.
Speaker 2: All different points in his career's.
Speaker 1: Sequel, So he is the opposite side of the spectrum
multiple times his life. Sorry, who's the other opponent.
Speaker 6: Martian man Hunter? Oh okay, shape shifter very powerful like
has the strength and flight of Superman.
Speaker 1: Is he mentally strong like? Could White get under his.
Speaker 6: No, marsh Man is very stoic. Just hello, only could
just bully him Martin? Yeah, Martian Man hunters like one
of the weakness is fire. But I don't think White
good Man is going to be able to figure that out,
as he's a big idiot. It but we did have
some idiots already win with the fucking Napoleon Dyamite guy.
So you guys, this.
Speaker 1: Isn't working for White I don't think.
Speaker 6: And yeah, he's also a shape shifter.
Speaker 1: This is the only simulator that has zero wins for
one of the characters.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, I don't think there's anyway, even though I do
want to see I want to see the visual of
Marsha Manhunter flying and White Goman with dodgeballs just trying
to hit him. Yes, I also would like it if,
like if Marsha Manhunter decided to be a gentleman and
say let's not fight till death. But let's have like
a dodgeball activity and maybe that way so that no,
I'm saying he's giving him the opportunity. He's like, I
would just crush. Yeah, I would destroy you in a second.
So let's play dodgeball. But then I think that's super
strength and everything. White Goodman is.
Speaker 2: Going to be our third thing. We said, win in
a race, win in a fight, win dodgeball. Yeah, and
one be one dogball, Yes he chose.
Speaker 1: I feel like he would need to have his buddies
with him, like Blazer and Taser and all those guys.
Maybe he gets one win out of the five thousand simulators. Yeah,
all right, that you're the Eastern European lady with the
crazy name.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, so we'll call it. This will be our
unless it's a really easy one. This will be our
last fight here with nine minutes lefting debate this and Sarah,
thank you, let's see. Okay, good legoleis. I was hoping
we get the Elvin's son. Here's a legless. We got
a couple of people. We got Ethan Hunt and drivers,
Kip is, five cradles and more okay versus legs.
Speaker 1: Wow, ship that stuff.
Speaker 2: Is good with the bow. Ye see him do it?
See him get a shot.
Speaker 5: I mean he's good with uh, he's got dual swords.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's very gile, very agile as well.
Speaker 5: Walk on snow.
Speaker 2: He's got good eyes, good eyes, alf eyes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a good I feel like there's lots of
times Crados is in snow, so that's a good thing.
When Leglis has like run like he's you know, he's
not gonna be Yeah, he's on top of that. He's
I definitely has a speed on cradles, but cradles is
like a fucking.
Speaker 2: Hole on a shield down a set of stairs.
Speaker 1: He says, those the chains right as well, So like
he's got range in that sense.
Speaker 2: He's got the chains of Olympus. Yeah he has that.
He throws and then like instantly appears in his hand again.
Ship he's also got to ax.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I's gonna say that as acts versus
bone arrow.
Speaker 1: That's that's that's like one hit on Legliss, he's done for. Yeah,
but like Legolos could also just like Achilles, like with
his bow, like just fucking kneecap him.
Speaker 6: Oh yeahs is pretty thick skinned.
Speaker 1: Will bounce off of his flesh.
Speaker 6: It's not gonna pierce him though. It's not gonna like
I don't think it's good like his because he's so
much muscle. It's gonna it's gonna hurt him. But like
it's not gonna be like we were standing there like that,
like Lady.
Speaker 2: Resilient.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he'd be able to get through his skin.
Speaker 6: I don't even if it did, it's gonna like he'll
just like off and he's gonna kill Legolis with it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, so you just went like if.
Speaker 5: We're looking at battle helm, step leg Last.
Speaker 6: Up on the wall, you're a ki are Like he's
got walls now five hundred yards away.
Speaker 3: Lego Last, with his eyes can see where the weaknesses
in their armor, so he could just see like, oh
I can see this, his skin is thin under his
armpits or something.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I just think the gadlike characters that Crados has
fought don't stand anyone any chance against legalists and Legos.
We don't even see you do that much. We see
some sword fighting, but if they lose those swords to
get hand in hand, oh man, Cratos is gonna rip
his eyes.
Speaker 2: Even if he has the God of war Ragnardos by
the way, because he did submit that. So I think
that what that means essentially is that he is way
less mobile. Yeah, you don't even have a freaking jump
button in that game, and he takes forever to climb
fucking ledges and stuff. So I think he I think
Legos has like a big advantage there in terms of
just being to outrun him and outpace him. Cratis does
have ranged weapons which helps like that acts, I mean,
if he throws it in the foot, like, yeah, Legos
is done for I think this would be really be
a war of attrition and Legos would just be having
a runaway fire offrons of arrows. I just don't know
how many arrows would take for him to actually kill Krados.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he'd have to be looking like.
Speaker 2: Like what is that does have that spear and Ragnarrock
as well, which is pretty powerful stuff, so you.
Speaker 6: Have to look like an acupuncture uhad him Like I'm
not okay, So I guess, like I'm not saying it's
impossible for legolists because I guess it's like the Johns
who we fight. We had john Stone and the early Right.
It's tough because most of the Legolist fights are always
in a big group, so we never got to see
him like Ragon and we got to see have multiple
one v ones and see how he plays and fights Leglis.
He's always with a group people. I'm not saying that's
a weakness, but it's like with Credos, I've seen lots
of examples of him versus big, you know, very tanky guy.
Where Legos maybe he could, but even like the Cave
Troll and Fellowship, he has a bunch of help, right,
I know that's a good thing about Cave Trull. Though
he's like flipping around him, he's sliding on him. So
I'm not saying it's impossible he could kill Crados. Well,
I just think Crados same thing. If he can get
his hands on him, it's he's gonna snap him like
a twig.
Speaker 1: Legless also like single Handley takes down a hole all
the fun right in the Battle of Return of the Cave.
Speaker 6: Yeah, guys on the right, very small brain, right, and.
Speaker 2: This is Krados. This is the most recent Crados. Mean,
he's fought like, yeah, tens or hundreds of Greek gods
and ship a lot.
Speaker 1: He's like is that the canon of those games is
like it's after the events of the original. Yes, oh
that's crazy, and so then okay, I got cradles like.
Speaker 2: The agility that he did in the Yeah, he has
the experience.
Speaker 3: Yeah, experience ranks everything in my mind.
Speaker 6: So I think this is pretty old though as well, though.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean he's not going to gods.
Speaker 5: I means, yeah he's got that. Yeah, yeah, a lot
of bars.
Speaker 2: If the best thing like his kill is a freaking
old font, then I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, taking him, Yeah, I would agree, Yeah, cradles for sure.
Speaker 2: You know what the thing is with Leglis If we're
doing this battle and it's not like Lord of the
Rings like fake battle, he's gonna run out of arrows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, true, Yeah he does those cool arrows can
just like the like the Mulenier things. Yeah, he has a.
Speaker 2: Shield in that game too, right, I love those legs swords.
Speaker 1: Though he has a shield, they're like toothpicks though, No,
he does in the game.
Speaker 2: Like I think he's a shield that he can like
like come out of his arm or something.
Speaker 1: I forget that's like a gauntlet thing, isn't.
Speaker 2: It sounds.
Speaker 3: That he kills?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I like those braces. You're not supposed to be
with an Alvin woman. That's mine.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I love those little toys or those swords because they
came with the legless lower rings.
Speaker 1: I have that one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's when he had like the big cape. It
was like the two tiers one specifically big shoulder pads. Yeah,
there's a shield.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't picture walking around with the shield, but
I think it's what Kirk said, like, I think it's
like on his kind of like he does like Perry
essentually you could you could eat as Yeah, I mean
we only had one battle left, right, I think we
should just do last battles.
Speaker 6: I mean we're not spears a really good we have
it just one because we have an uneven number one
between so more even hunt than Adam Driver's character from
six five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've adham reminder of that movie.
Speaker 2: Who's Ethan hunting him?
Speaker 6: Mission impossible, Tom Cruise. So thank you to the people
that have joined on Patron to get us to this
point where we're gonna talk about these rivers.
Speaker 2: He's probably just a mark right without a mouth, just
a mark.
Speaker 6: Yeah, didn't watch the five? Who know? Oh he's an
he's an astronaut, right.
Speaker 1: He's got a gun, and then.
Speaker 2: And then his ship crashes.
Speaker 6: Well, so it's all human people. Morph sucks at fighting,
but depends the morph because if you got the original series,
he just turns into people. But now in seven ninety seven,
seems like he has their powers. So if he can
be that morph, then I feel like they have a
really good chance because they can just turn into someone's powers.
Then Ethan Hunt's not gonna Adam Driver's character is not
He's He's pretty much just Taylor from planting the apes,
but like a lesser version. So I don't think he's
winning us a question.
Speaker 2: Who is Ethan Hunt's like fiercest competitor.
Speaker 1: Phillips Seymour Hoffman's random mission.
Speaker 2: Foster's played by a new actor morphin just morph into
these crazy terrorists. Yeah, and then when he needs to
switch into some one of the laser beam and.
Speaker 1: But couldn't morph just turn into like Jean Gray to morph.
Speaker 2: Could turn into Ethan hunt Morph ex wife, And.
Speaker 6: So that's is long. So what's the plan? He turns
into his ex wife? They kill Adham Driver, and then
they go back to make love in the arena and
they pulls a.
Speaker 1: Ship after after they have sex that he.
Speaker 2: Turns into his zenim.
Speaker 6: Grab the one from a v P two right in
the Okay, so for argument.
Speaker 1: Goes down on Ethan Hunt just.
Speaker 6: Oh for this, they'll turn and they'll turn on the character.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So I think if it's more from ninety seven more
and I think that's what we're going with Morph Winds.
It was more from the original series, no, because Morph
did not have any powers and very like mentally weak
mentally Week and he's very squishy. He would constantly just
get punched and that'd be over. So if it is
the original Wharph, I think Ethan Hunt the Master Spy
finds a way to disarm Adam Driver and ko Morph.
But if it's more with powers worth all day and
just you know, you turn into I don't know. I
still like him being able to turn like Storm. I
think that's like a he should not be able to do,
like a mega level power like I think there should
be this section lunch. Yeah, I'm fine with Juggernaut him
turning out, but I don't like him like turning into
like that or Exavier. I think the physical attributes and
fine when it's something mental or worldly. I don't like. Uh,
this is me ranting on Morph now, I don't like that,
but yeah, I think more. I think Warph would take
it somehow.
Speaker 1: I think Morph would take it nine maybe like the
hundred times.
Speaker 6: You know, even I think Even gets one. Really yeah,
I think you think gets one. He gets a gun
and he shoots something. That's because Morph's not like he
can't get the healing of wolverine. So Morph is like
a you stab them, you shoot them, they're dead.
Speaker 2: Well, then morphs, like, uh, mister Gamon watch goes two
dimensional for a second.
Speaker 6: I'm not going you guys debate all that time. I'm
not going down that route.
Speaker 1: So I mean, yeah, okay, I guess you're right, like
Morph is fragile that they can't get shot, Yes, but
I just feel like again, just a deelious warrior simulation.
Speaker 2: If Morph morphs into the even Hunt's wife, he's not gonna.
Speaker 3: The ultimate cow.
Speaker 6: Maybe, but Even might pick up and be like, yeah,
not mine.
Speaker 3: Do you ever have a kid?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, we could turn into an imagined version little.
Speaker 6: It's like Tom makes the size of comic book actorate wol.
Speaker 2: Morph can morph into the fucking pool from Night Night
Swim and he can win that one.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh right, yeah, curse, the Curse and La Rona.
Speaker 2: You think you're not a deadpool.
Speaker 3: I just think morph has it in the bag. I
think that, Yeah, I think you can change into anybody.
So that opens up a whole can of worms.
Speaker 6: Dad, we did all the verses.
Speaker 2: I'm driver from sixty. I can bore them to death.
Speaker 1: Like you might comment, well
Speaker 6: That's a good placed it there