1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Welcome back to Nikki after Dark, your favorite late night 2 00:00:05,599 --> 00:00:10,599 escape where we deep dive into the wildest, horniest, most 3 00:00:10,679 --> 00:00:15,519 honest confessions. I'm your host, Nikki, and tonight we're celebrating 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:20,120 creativity in all the right places. Here are three steamy 5 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:23,480 stories you'll hear in this episode. A woman who god 6 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:28,920 so unbearably horny one night, built her own thick lego 7 00:00:29,039 --> 00:00:32,560 dildo from spare bricks, wrapped it in the condom, and 8 00:00:32,719 --> 00:00:36,359 rode it until she squirted all over her bedroom. And 9 00:00:36,439 --> 00:00:39,600 a frustrated wife who turned her late night baking session 10 00:00:39,759 --> 00:00:43,439 into something far sweeter when she used a warm, thick 11 00:00:43,719 --> 00:00:47,320 rolling pin and weighs the recipe definitely didn't call for. 12 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:51,399 And an adventurous girl who couldn't wait until she got 13 00:00:51,439 --> 00:00:54,719 home ended up having intercourse in a public par on 14 00:00:54,799 --> 00:00:58,640 the hood of her vehicle under the stars after disappointing date. 15 00:00:59,759 --> 00:01:05,400 That yes, and so so much more. And before we 16 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:09,400 get to those delicious stories I want to hear from you, 17 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:14,719 here's your tonight's question. What's one creative or unusual place 18 00:01:14,719 --> 00:01:18,079 that you've ever masturbated or had sex that still turns 19 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,359 you on when you think about it today. How did 20 00:01:21,359 --> 00:01:25,319 the risk or spontaneity of that location make the experience better. 21 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:28,719 Would you ever try it again? Or has it stayed 22 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:33,239 as one special one night memory? Drop your answer in 23 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:36,239 the comments, or send your own confessions to Nikki and 24 00:01:36,359 --> 00:01:40,640 Ikky at darnicki dot com anonymously through our website at 25 00:01:40,719 --> 00:01:44,000 darnicky dot com under the confessions tab, and join us 26 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:48,079 over on our discord channel Monday through Saturday, eight pm 27 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:52,680 Central Standard time for nanny shenanigans with me, of course, 28 00:01:52,959 --> 00:01:59,799 and others just like yourself. All right, it's time for 29 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,439 my one. This is my favorite part of the show. 30 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:06,640 I gotta admit that, remember this one sounds absolutely filthy, 31 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:10,919 but I promise it's one clean, even though it doesn't 32 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,960 stop the dirty answers that come to me. You can 33 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,719 do me in the bed, or on the couch or 34 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:20,639 on the floor. The bigger I am, the louder you scream, 35 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:32,280 what am I your wife? See? I told you dirty answers? Oh, 36 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:37,000 and again you'll get your clean answer at the very 37 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,960 end of our show. You know what time it is. 38 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:45,479 It's time to sit back, relax. Let's have a whiskey 39 00:02:46,039 --> 00:02:49,879 with some filthy cherries, of course, and explore some erotic 40 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:54,599 fantasies from people just like you and me. Dear Nikki, 41 00:02:55,199 --> 00:02:57,319 I was so horny I made a Lego dildo to 42 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:01,120 masturbate with. Recently I have I really started to enjoy 43 00:03:01,159 --> 00:03:04,039 building Lego sets that look really nice on display in 44 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:08,479 my house. It really relaxes me after a stressful day. Well, 45 00:03:08,599 --> 00:03:11,120 last night, I was sorting through some old Lego that 46 00:03:11,199 --> 00:03:15,199 I found and I noticed a bunch of almost sinslar pieces. 47 00:03:15,759 --> 00:03:19,520 I could not resist myself. My pussy was thinking instead 48 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,879 of my brain. I assembled the shaft originally with no 49 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,520 plan to use it, just to have it as my 50 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:29,639 slutty little gag. But the more I looked at it, 51 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,800 the more my pussy welled up, begging to be filled. 52 00:03:33,439 --> 00:03:36,599 I tried to continue sorting, but my white thong was 53 00:03:36,599 --> 00:03:39,680 starting to get see through with the wetness. I had 54 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,919 to do it. I was turning into a horny mess. 55 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:45,520 I went and grabbed a condemn to put over it, 56 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,319 as I was worried that it might break apart and 57 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:52,719 sigh me or was a bit dirty. I slowly slid 58 00:03:52,759 --> 00:03:56,840 it into my pussy, and oh boy, did it feel 59 00:03:56,879 --> 00:04:00,759 good to have something substantial in there. I was overwhelmed 60 00:04:00,759 --> 00:04:03,759 with pure emotions, started to slide it in and out, 61 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:08,960 Feeling like I was getting railed harder and harder. I 62 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:13,000 went and fuck, it was so good. With my other hand, 63 00:04:13,039 --> 00:04:16,160 I was rubbing my clip with a pure assortment of bliss. 64 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:19,959 It was intense and something I haven't felt since my 65 00:04:20,079 --> 00:04:23,800 dildo broke. Before I knew it, I was orgasming and 66 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:28,319 pounding myself really hard. It was really good, so good, 67 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:32,279 I squirted all over my sheets by like, shaking uncontrollably 68 00:04:32,759 --> 00:04:37,079 as waves of pleasure crashed through me. Afterward, I laid 69 00:04:37,079 --> 00:04:42,160 there breathless, making shift lego toy still blurred deep inside 70 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:45,759 me while my body twitched with half a shocks. The 71 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:49,199 absurdity of it all only bade me hornier, a grown 72 00:04:49,199 --> 00:04:53,000 woman relaxing with legos day by day and secretly turning 73 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:56,279 it into my personal fuck toy by night. I ended 74 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,360 up going for a second round not long after that, 75 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,519 this time riding while sitting on the edge of my bed, 76 00:05:01,959 --> 00:05:06,519 grinding down until I came again even harder. Thanks for 77 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:10,279 reading this. Sorry if it was a bit off. It's 78 00:05:10,319 --> 00:05:12,319 been a long time since I've written to you about 79 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:16,480 my slutty adventures. Also, On a side note, I really 80 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:27,199 do love Lego. I need more signed your secret brickslet Okay, 81 00:05:27,439 --> 00:05:31,920 now I know why Darcy put this in. Can anybody guess? Okay, 82 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:36,519 hello battles, nice to meet you. Okay, if you're not 83 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:44,439 following the bricks and yeah, so go anywhere right now 84 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:47,160 and type in Legos and I guarantee you you're gonna 85 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:50,920 have a watch or go watch Reckless Ben and his 86 00:05:52,079 --> 00:05:57,480 Uh yeah. There are lots of creators covering it, so 87 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,720 I'm sure your favorite one that's in that kind of 88 00:06:01,519 --> 00:06:04,879 world has something on it. We do not, well, apparently 89 00:06:04,879 --> 00:06:09,240 we do now a bit. Maybe I should use hashtags 90 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:15,439 with this, right, I gotta say though this was very creative. 91 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,560 I've never and I don't own any let's say dildos. 92 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,879 I do own dildos. I was about to say legos, 93 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:26,519 So I don't own any legos. So it's a mix 94 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:30,639 of innocent hobby and the raw horniness. Though I have 95 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,000 to say, if I was building legos never in my 96 00:06:33,079 --> 00:06:36,600 wildest years, she must have been extremely horny, That's all 97 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,920 I gotta say. So I'm wondering if people do make 98 00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:47,319 Lego dildos. Hmm, So question for you, my secret bricks slut. 99 00:06:48,319 --> 00:06:52,399 How long was your lego dildo and did you experiment 100 00:06:52,439 --> 00:06:55,600 it with different shapes or thicknesses? Have you used it 101 00:06:55,600 --> 00:07:01,199 again since that night or upgraded your design? For my listeners, 102 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:05,079 what's the most unexpected household item you've used for pleasure? 103 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:08,399 Would you ever try building your own toy like this? 104 00:07:09,319 --> 00:07:12,519 Send your own confessions to Nikki and Ikky at dear 105 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:16,000 Niki dot com, anonymously through the website at dear Niki 106 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:19,000 dot comment or the confessions tab and join us over 107 00:07:19,079 --> 00:07:23,240 on our discord channel Monday through Saturday, eight pm Central 108 00:07:23,279 --> 00:07:30,519 Standard Time for extremely nony shenanigans with other sexploratives and myself, 109 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:36,199 I legodildo, I am. I'm really trying to wrap my 110 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:40,639 head around that one. I'm sorry, dear Niki. Last weekend 111 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,160 I came about as close on to cheating my wife 112 00:07:43,199 --> 00:07:45,800 as I ever wanted to be. If you read this, 113 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,639 you'll see my wife and I have a great relationship. 114 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,519 Plus I just love to fuck her, fuck the fuck 115 00:07:52,519 --> 00:07:55,120 out of her. That's kind of written weird, but this 116 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:58,959 encounter tested my willpower like nothing else. To paint the 117 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,800 picture I'm looking, I'm looking at a forty and have 118 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:06,040 the bit of a classic dad bod despite efforts to 119 00:08:06,079 --> 00:08:09,240 fight it. I work in software and volunteer with middle 120 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:13,800 school Lego robotics team as an advisor. Really Darcy, one 121 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,360 of the kid's mothers, approached me asking if I could 122 00:08:16,399 --> 00:08:20,120 help her college freshman daughter with a program project. She 123 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:23,199 has no skill in programming, but had to take the 124 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,360 computer science one as part of her major. She would 125 00:08:26,399 --> 00:08:28,600 be home this weekend and hopefully I could swing by. 126 00:08:29,399 --> 00:08:31,680 I thought nothing of it, and we arranged a time. 127 00:08:32,639 --> 00:08:35,519 When I got to the house, I met Ashley and 128 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:38,559 she was wearing the classic outfit of yoga pants in 129 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:42,559 a hoodie. She was about five four, a blonde dye 130 00:08:42,639 --> 00:08:45,720 job and a full face of make up. Very girl 131 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:50,159 next door door. The project was simple, a classic Turtle 132 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:53,639 project of having two lines intersect on the screen. It 133 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:56,159 took ten minutes of me trying to explain and then 134 00:08:56,200 --> 00:09:00,799 twenty minutes of me just riding it. It worked. During 135 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,759 this time, Ashley sitting on the kitchen bench next to me, 136 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:08,480 getting closer and closer. I could smell her shampoo and perfume, 137 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,879 and she giggled whenever I asked her a question and 138 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,759 waited for her to answer. That cute. Oh my god, 139 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:20,240 I'm so embarrassed. I didn't know laugh. Then she put 140 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,600 her hand on my leg and smiled at me. I 141 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:26,080 was just finishing the last procedure and running it when 142 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:29,080 she bounced on the bench in excitement. It was clear 143 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:32,080 she wasn't wearing a brawl and that sweatshirt was hiding 144 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:35,879 some nice sweater puppies and hands slapped and rubbed my 145 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,840 leg When she squealed. I got a big hug as 146 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:42,240 a thank you, and every porn cliche ran through my head. 147 00:09:42,879 --> 00:09:46,000 I mumbled about being happy to help despite the growing 148 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,039 erection of my jeans. I was packing up when she 149 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:53,039 gave me another hug, saying it would help her pass. 150 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,720 Thank you, thank you. The hug lasted a second or 151 00:09:56,759 --> 00:10:01,840 two long. Then she leaned back smiled. Maybe I'm dreaming, 152 00:10:01,879 --> 00:10:03,919 but I swear she wanted me to make a move. 153 00:10:04,679 --> 00:10:07,679 She's leaned in and kissed my cheek again and letting 154 00:10:07,679 --> 00:10:12,360 her lips linger for just awkward second. I was rock 155 00:10:12,399 --> 00:10:15,720 hard now. I bolted out of there, got home and 156 00:10:15,759 --> 00:10:18,840 immediately watched co ed poorn while daydreaming about her little 157 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:21,879 pussy on my face. I jerked off twice that night. 158 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,600 Thinking about what could have happened, bending her over the 159 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:28,159 kitchen counter, pulling those yoga pants down, and bearing myself 160 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,399 inside her while she moaned my name. The guilt hit 161 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:36,039 me hard afterward, but damn, the temptation was real. Signed 162 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:40,279 the loyal but weak dad bod on like a decent 163 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,960 dad bond Like I said, it shows that you're living 164 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:48,039 very sexy. I like this. It's equal parts hot and 165 00:10:48,159 --> 00:10:51,519 very relatable. I mean, who who those of us who 166 00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:56,159 haven't been in a situation where you know, maybe that 167 00:10:56,240 --> 00:11:01,159 temptation was almost much, but something either broke trance and 168 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:04,480 like someone walked in or third party or whatever and 169 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:09,000 it was totally kind of broke the scene. Or are 170 00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:14,679 you like him just scadattled? But very relatable questions from 171 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,879 my author. How long did it take you to calm 172 00:11:16,919 --> 00:11:19,320 down after you got home? And did you tell your 173 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,279 wife anything about that visit? Would you go back to 174 00:11:22,279 --> 00:11:24,879 help Ashley gain a fast or are you keeping your 175 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:29,320 distance for now? And for my listeners, have you ever 176 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:33,159 been in the situation where you're seriously tempted to cheat 177 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,320 but managed to walk away? What's the closest you ever 178 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,679 come to crossing that line? Send your own confessions to 179 00:11:39,759 --> 00:11:44,000 Nikki and Ikky at dearnik dot com, anonymously through our 180 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,480 website at dear Niki dot com under the confessions tab, 181 00:11:47,159 --> 00:11:50,320 and join us over on our Discord channel Monday through 182 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:54,799 Saturday eight pm Central Standard Time for night shenanigans with 183 00:11:55,080 --> 00:12:00,039 other sex lord hops. Have you ever been tempted? And 184 00:12:00,279 --> 00:12:03,240 that's one thing, you know. I got to thinking that 185 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:06,720 I never understand that girls do the happy little oh my, 186 00:12:06,919 --> 00:12:11,200 you know, the over zubrant co ed thing. I never 187 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:16,840 I still can't do it and annoyed me. I found 188 00:12:16,879 --> 00:12:20,600 it so even then it was very mature for my 189 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:25,759 teenage co ede age, and I found it extremely dumb 190 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,559 and annoying. So I would if you're ever picturing me 191 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:33,759 as a co ed, you know you're dreaming, because yeah, 192 00:12:34,039 --> 00:12:36,639 I'm more like to roll my eyes and it'say called bullshit. 193 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:44,320 Dear Nikki, my very nerdy, shy friend has the biggest 194 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:47,480 dick I've seen funny. I laughed so hard writing this. 195 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,639 I went to law school, so I'm no stranger or 196 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:54,159 nerdy men. There are my people. They speak I speak 197 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:58,799 their language. They were my favorite people to drunkenly make 198 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:02,960 out with. One of my friends was particularly awkward, but 199 00:13:03,279 --> 00:13:06,159 eight shades of adorable. He was a late bloomer who 200 00:13:06,279 --> 00:13:09,399 hadn't figured out he was attractive. He could never quite 201 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,840 work up the nerve to ask me out. I found 202 00:13:11,879 --> 00:13:15,279 out he was a virgin about halfway through second year 203 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,200 of law school and assumed it was because he was 204 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:24,360 so shy. Now I have other theories, but y'all, he 205 00:13:24,399 --> 00:13:27,519 went into a patent law and married a little model. 206 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,159 I just went way up front to say this guy intok, 207 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,480 because the story gets rough. He lived with eight of 208 00:13:34,519 --> 00:13:37,799 our classmates and a huge group house just off campus. 209 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,879 I went to a party one night at his place 210 00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:43,200 and the two of us ended up flirting. Actually, I 211 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,919 attempted to flirt with him, as he remained mostly oblivious 212 00:13:46,919 --> 00:13:50,600 to my advances. I was desperately trying to turn this 213 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:54,159 conversation spicy. When he was going off about how his 214 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:57,240 ivy leagued alma mater cut him from the robotics club 215 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,480 or something. It was some serious nerd shit, and I 216 00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:03,720 wasn't really following. I don't mean to come across as 217 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:06,039 an ass. I was drunk and kind of bored, so 218 00:14:06,159 --> 00:14:09,840 sue me. Finally, I kiss the dude. He tenses up, 219 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:13,759 looks at me with absolute terror, and then apologizes. I 220 00:14:13,799 --> 00:14:16,399 ask him for what, and he says that was wrong 221 00:14:16,879 --> 00:14:20,120 A thing to say, huh? I just shrugged, and he 222 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:24,039 adorably puts his drink down, grabs my shoulders, and very 223 00:14:24,159 --> 00:14:28,360 awkwardly kisses me back. He was noticeably nervous, but it 224 00:14:28,399 --> 00:14:31,799 was really sweet. He pulls back, grabs a bottle of wine, 225 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,399 and suggest we go to his room to talk. I 226 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,559 asked if he's trying to get me drunk and alone, 227 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:41,799 and this poor dude is mortified and apologizes profusely. Obviously 228 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:45,559 I'm kidding, So I take his hand and drag him upstairs. 229 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:49,399 I merely sit on his bed, and he awkwardly paces 230 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:53,000 around the room and tells me about his legos, sensing 231 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:57,960 a theme here his legos. Then, completely unprompted, he tells 232 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,759 me he's a virgin. I strugglings by that. I already 233 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:04,120 knew that. It's law school. We all know everything about 234 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,600 each other. I also tell him we're not about to 235 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,080 have sex. I really just wanted to get a little 236 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,960 tipsy and make out with someone. He loves this plan. 237 00:15:13,759 --> 00:15:15,919 He explains that he's had a crush on me for 238 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,080 a while, and I tell him I've always thought he 239 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:22,200 was really attractive. This is the confidence boost he needs 240 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,159 to hear for himself. To take him away from his legos, 241 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,000 tear off his glasses and come make out with me. 242 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,039 He gets on top and we start to very lightly 243 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:35,919 dry humping. That's when I feel it. He's very hard 244 00:15:35,919 --> 00:15:39,840 through his pants and he is large, large as in 245 00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:44,600 damn undermistatement. Sometimes it's difficult to get an accurate size 246 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:48,840 estimate through genes, but there was no mistakingly how abnormally 247 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:52,799 large his bulte was. He falls back and apparently sees 248 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:56,279 my shock and gets really nervous, asking me if something 249 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,960 is wrong. I just shake my head and we go 250 00:15:59,039 --> 00:16:02,559 back to making out. But damn, I have to see it. 251 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:06,879 I very gently work my head down his back, around 252 00:16:06,879 --> 00:16:11,919 his belt, and finally reach for his crotch. Holy fucking shit, 253 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:17,200 I'm trying to calculate how this poor man walks straight. Meanwhile, 254 00:16:17,279 --> 00:16:19,320 he thinks I'm just giving him a hand job over 255 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,879 his pants and is muttering between kisses how good it feels. 256 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:27,080 In reality, there's more of an exploration mission for the 257 00:16:27,159 --> 00:16:30,840 sake of my gender. I slip my hand in his pants. 258 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,320 And kind of touch him for all two seconds until 259 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,480 he leans back and says he needs a minute. I'm 260 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:41,559 fine with that, because I'm legitimately still processing the fact 261 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:45,600 that my fingers couldn't even fit around it. Is something 262 00:16:45,639 --> 00:16:48,320 wrong with you? He asks, as he reads the confusion 263 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,600 on my face. How does one explain to someone who 264 00:16:51,639 --> 00:16:55,360 is seemingly oblivious? No one even sits you down and 265 00:16:55,559 --> 00:16:57,879 educates you on how to tell you someone that their 266 00:16:57,919 --> 00:17:03,519 dick is abnormally huge. I dive in. Okay, dude, I 267 00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:06,880 just have to ask, has anyone ever told you that 268 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,079 you have a massive penis? He turns bright red and 269 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:13,519 can't look me in the eyes, sort of what do 270 00:17:13,559 --> 00:17:16,519 you mean? I mean a girl once told me it 271 00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:20,400 was above average. I'm shook. This has never come up 272 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,240 in conversation to this day. I'm not sure if he's 273 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:25,440 just being shy or if I'm the first person he 274 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:29,839 has this realization with, but he has genuinely taken back. 275 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,680 Do you watch porn? I ask? He kind of shrugs 276 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:37,240 and gives a small nod. Okay, I go on, have 277 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:41,000 you ever noticed that you have a significantly larger dick 278 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:45,079 than most men in porn? Who all have above average dicks. 279 00:17:45,759 --> 00:17:48,799 I promise I'm not trying to embarrass the poor shy man, 280 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:53,480 but I'm also fucking shocked that I'm being awkward as fuck. 281 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,039 I don't know how to respond to this either. He 282 00:17:57,079 --> 00:17:59,599 starts laughing and says I might just have a small 283 00:17:59,839 --> 00:18:04,079 sample size. I promise him that's not the issue at 284 00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:07,079 this We both start giggling, and the tingon finally breaks. 285 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,160 He asks if I want to see it, and I'm 286 00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:15,000 very enthusiastically saying yes. If I'm already in Paris, I'm 287 00:18:15,039 --> 00:18:18,680 not gonna skip the Hippel Tower. He pulls down his 288 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,440 pants without hesitation and lets me just stare for a 289 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:26,039 couple seconds. I don't know whether to be impressed or terrified. 290 00:18:26,759 --> 00:18:29,839 I've tried to write this a million ways, and the 291 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:34,359 only word that comes to mind is monstrous. I really 292 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:38,480 can't emphasize this enough, but you have the largest dick 293 00:18:38,519 --> 00:18:42,960 that I've ever seen. Ever. He's smiling so big now 294 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,920 and looks pretty pleased with himself. He asked if I'd 295 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,440 ever want to see what it felt like, and I 296 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:53,400 tell him I don't think it's even possible. Like, Bro, 297 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:57,119 I've deep throated some large dicks before. But I'm pretty 298 00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:00,160 sure this dude would not even fit halfway toy in 299 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:04,400 my mouth, much less in other places. You're going to 300 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,200 make some girl very happy one day, I tell him, 301 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:12,680 possibly a little sore for a while, but very very happy. 302 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,640 He keeps trying to kiss me after that, but the 303 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,200 magic is kind of gone. We make out for a bit, 304 00:19:18,519 --> 00:19:20,400 and then I tell him it's getting late and no 305 00:19:20,599 --> 00:19:23,200 need to get a home. I also need a google 306 00:19:23,279 --> 00:19:26,240 if he's had some kind of medical condition, because I 307 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:30,400 was not aware that this could occur naturally. While I 308 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,480 did not tell anyone about this encounter, he imparely let 309 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,599 it slip to one of his roommates and that he 310 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:38,880 did indeed have the biggest dick I've ever seen. I 311 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,400 didn't even mind that the rumors spread through our law 312 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:45,359 school like wildflower. This dude fucking slayed the rest of 313 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,039 our time in school. He hooked up with more girls 314 00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:51,240 than a movie star. I graduated with this dude did 315 00:19:51,279 --> 00:19:54,480 not graduate a virgin. I was invited to his wedding 316 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,160 a while back. The bride gave a speech about how 317 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:02,000 he fills the surprises. She's the real hero of this story. 318 00:20:02,839 --> 00:20:07,799 Signed the Curious Law school clocking specter. I have never 319 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:11,839 had like that experience. I mean not in the way 320 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,279 she's describing it. I mean I've never pulled back and 321 00:20:14,319 --> 00:20:18,039 go like you're bigger than born. Now I have pulled 322 00:20:18,039 --> 00:20:21,599 back on one gun. Oh my, we're gonna need a 323 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:26,640 five minutes because I'm I have a smallmouth and a 324 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:30,920 time pussy. And but by god, if like they said, 325 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:34,640 if I'm in Paris, I'm not skipping the high full tower, 326 00:20:35,279 --> 00:20:38,279 so I would have been down to try it. I mean, 327 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,640 I don't know. Here's the question. Is it better to 328 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,200 try and it didn't fit, or no, it's not gonna 329 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,319 fit and not try. It's kind of like I'm gonna 330 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:52,720 use a spaceball analogy. I'm sorry, So would you rather 331 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:57,680 lose like one like like one to nothing or lose 332 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,599 by five runs? Kind of thing. I don't know why 333 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,519 I'm comparing it to that, but it popped in my head. 334 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:06,000 How it works, it works? Wh I'm going with it? 335 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:10,480 In question for my author? How big are we actually 336 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:15,400 talking here? Any inches estimates or comparisons that still blow 337 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:20,200 your mind? I'm wondering, like, is it bigger than oh 338 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:24,640 the really creepy little guy Amili's kiss? Me the Willies. 339 00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:28,720 I think he's in jail. John knows, not John Holmes, 340 00:21:28,759 --> 00:21:31,640 he's past. I don't know my peorn stars people, but 341 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,559 you've probably yelled at it at least three times. To 342 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,599 me now and for my listeners, what's the biggest or 343 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,279 smallest surprise you've ever had when getting intimate with someone? 344 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,359 Would you try to handle a monstrous situation like that? 345 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000 Would you tap out like I wrider? Like I said, 346 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,920 and I'm stealing this. If you're in Paris, You're not 347 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:55,440 gonna you shouldn't really skip the Eiffel Tower, That's all 348 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,680 I should say. It's just like bluring being on the ground, 349 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,319 wishing you were up there. Instead being up there, you're 350 00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:05,599 wishing you for down on the ground exactly. So I'm 351 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:09,680 gonna I'm still gonna say I would try. If not 352 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:13,200 my pussy, definitely my mouth, but my pussy can stretch better, 353 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:18,960 so yeah, But I think if I gave it head, 354 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:23,480 I really really get turned on giving head, So I 355 00:22:23,599 --> 00:22:27,000 think it would lubricate me enough to at least try. 356 00:22:27,559 --> 00:22:30,160 Because I'm gonna see the Eiffel Tower from in Paris. 357 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:36,279 Just say, dear Nikki. The summer was unbearably hot. As 358 00:22:36,319 --> 00:22:38,519 I hopped out of the car and my flip flops 359 00:22:38,559 --> 00:22:41,640 and slapped the pavement, I could feel the prickling heat 360 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,599 rating off the black top. I beat a sweat formed 361 00:22:44,599 --> 00:22:47,880 on my clavicle and traced down a slow path between 362 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:52,319 my pectoral muscles. We better get in right away. I'm 363 00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:54,960 already melting, I cried out to Matthew on the other 364 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,279 side of the car way ahead of you. He shouted 365 00:22:58,319 --> 00:23:02,079 back and started running toward the pool. I chased after him, 366 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,480 playfully slapping his ass on the way into the locker 367 00:23:04,559 --> 00:23:07,400 room to slip into our swim trunks while the family 368 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:11,039 dawdled behind. Usually when we went swimming, we would use 369 00:23:11,079 --> 00:23:13,799 the pool at his house, where we wouldn't be bothered 370 00:23:13,839 --> 00:23:17,440 by strangers and splashing kids. But since he had stayed 371 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,200 at my house the night before, we just tagged along 372 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,640 with my family to the community pool. Since our moms 373 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,000 work together, I spent a lot of time with Matthew. 374 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,680 We were friends of convenience, not having very much in common. 375 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,039 I've always been into music and art, while Matthew fell 376 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:37,079 squarely into the preppy nerdish camp. He would rather be 377 00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:41,039 building a Lego set and are playing video games well. 378 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:45,720 I tinkered with pianos and paint sets. Despite not having 379 00:23:45,839 --> 00:23:48,559 very much in common, we actually got along great with 380 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:52,559 the Bonus family. In a filthy, rich we always got 381 00:23:52,559 --> 00:23:55,599 to do fun things. It's one hundred and two degrees 382 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,759 out and the pool was crowded today. I guess we 383 00:23:58,759 --> 00:24:01,680 weren't the only ones trying to beat the heat. As 384 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,880 we raced into the locker room, we stopped in our 385 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,039 tracks when we realized how crowded it was. There were 386 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:11,079 showers running and every changing stall was full. As I 387 00:24:11,079 --> 00:24:13,880 glanced around, I saw some guys changing in open area, 388 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,240 most of them older men walking around with their business 389 00:24:17,319 --> 00:24:20,640 on proud display. There were a few around our age, 390 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:24,000 but they were more modest, changing in corners and to 391 00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:27,960 quick slip their trunks over their exposed peckers. As soon 392 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,200 as I took the scene in, I noticed a guy 393 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,160 coming out of a changing stall, and I quickly pulled 394 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,079 Matthew into it and locked the door. I guess we 395 00:24:36,079 --> 00:24:38,440 can both just change in here. It's never been this 396 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:42,000 crowded before. The cubicle was small, with a bench and 397 00:24:42,039 --> 00:24:45,160 a mirror across from the door. It was obviously made 398 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,880 for one, but we could hardly move around without bumping 399 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,960 into each other. I dropped her bag and towels and 400 00:24:51,039 --> 00:24:53,480 trunks on the bench and pulled my shirt over the head. 401 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,400 As I dropped my discarded shirt on the bench, I 402 00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,759 could see Matthew just as his shorts underwear hit the 403 00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:04,559 ground as around his ankles. I knew we were changing 404 00:25:04,599 --> 00:25:07,039 into our bathing suits, but I haven't given it much 405 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,200 fopped to the fact that we were about to see 406 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,079 each other naked for the first time since we were little. 407 00:25:12,759 --> 00:25:14,680 Before I could think about it, I was scanning his 408 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,559 body with my eyes, up from the crumpled clothes to 409 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,480 around his feet, and up his divine legs to a 410 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:24,400 soft cut dick hanging maybe three inches. It's a lot 411 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:29,599 smaller than mine soft, but it was somehow pretty perfectly straight, 412 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,480 with a thin shaft and a long, pronounced pink head. 413 00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:36,960 Elongated glands almost came to paint it at his pistslet 414 00:25:37,759 --> 00:25:40,200 all framed by a small taint and a set of balls, 415 00:25:40,519 --> 00:25:42,920 and a short patch of dark hair growing above it. 416 00:25:43,799 --> 00:25:47,559 My eyes kept grazing upward, following the sparse trail of 417 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,720 hair up to his audy belly button and up to 418 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:55,119 the little pink nipples. He wasn't very muscular, but he 419 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,599 had a definition that comes with playing soccer and having 420 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,000 less than ten percent body feet. He was very skinny, 421 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,160 and I could see the faint outline of four abdominal 422 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,720 muscles glistening with a layer of sweat under the lines 423 00:26:08,759 --> 00:26:12,359 of his ribs cut jutting out. My eyes finally closed 424 00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,720 the gap to meet his gaze, and I felt my 425 00:26:14,799 --> 00:26:17,599 cheeks gip pink as I realized I had just drank 426 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,519 my friend in with my eyes and he had watched 427 00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:23,559 me do it. He hadn't seen me naked since we 428 00:26:23,559 --> 00:26:27,079 were kids and bathed together. We finally grown up. Since 429 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,720 then an thought about him now, I felt a burst 430 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,799 of excitement. I usually associate with girls. I'd never really 431 00:26:33,839 --> 00:26:37,839 thought about it before, but he was good looking, standing 432 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,519 six feet tall, and he was four inches shorter than me, 433 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,920 but probably two thirds of my weight. His short black 434 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:48,079 hair was prematurely messy looking, and he had just rolled 435 00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,720 out of bed. His green eyes with a hint of brown, 436 00:26:50,799 --> 00:26:54,160 were staring back at mine. I had never noticed how 437 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,640 cute the little mole of his upper lip was, and 438 00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:00,119 how it went perfect with his soft buttoned nose. It 439 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,200 was confusing to say the least, pass me my trunks 440 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,440 behind you, he said, breaking me on my spell. Yeah. 441 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,279 I turned a fishish suit out of the bag on 442 00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,880 the bench behind me, But as I spun, my left 443 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,200 hand accidentally grazed across his shaft and I felt his 444 00:27:15,279 --> 00:27:19,200 soft pubes tickle my wrist. Sorry, dude, it's tighten here, 445 00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:22,519 I apologized, as I handed him his trunks. All good, 446 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,799 he laughed it off as he stepped into his trunks. 447 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,680 As he pulled him up and tucked his business down 448 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,799 the front, I swear it looked a little bigger than 449 00:27:30,839 --> 00:27:34,759 I had first watch, which gave me butterflies. The butterflies 450 00:27:34,759 --> 00:27:38,039 of my stomach quickly turned into dingling in my balls 451 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,960 and a rush of blood to my dick. I had 452 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,960 to get changed quick before I popped a boner. I 453 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,559 slipped in my shorts and briefs off, excited to show 454 00:27:46,599 --> 00:27:50,119 him in return, and with the added confidence of knowing 455 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,839 that I was bigger. As they hit the ground, I 456 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,880 watched Matthew for a reaction. His eyes went straight to 457 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,839 my dick and went wide, expression contorted with surprise for 458 00:27:59,839 --> 00:28:04,559 frustration for seconds before he looked away. I'm not ridiculously 459 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,480 well endowed or anything. I'm proud of what I've got. 460 00:28:08,079 --> 00:28:11,319 Soft it and naturally hangs at five inches, but it's 461 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,960 more than twice as thick as Matthew's. So it's also 462 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:18,759 slightly fluffed up to around six inches from excitement. So 463 00:28:19,039 --> 00:28:21,359 half of my head is poking out of my foreskin. 464 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,559 I slipped out of my trunks and stowed on my 465 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,759 hanging meat down the right leg as I heard Matthew 466 00:28:27,799 --> 00:28:31,359 speak up. Must be a shower and not a grower. Huh, 467 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,400 what you know? Some people are growers and some people 468 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:39,079 are showers. What do you mean? Blood rushed to his 469 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,880 cheeks and I could tell he wished he hadn't said anything. Well, 470 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,039 your dick is big when you're soft, and I assume 471 00:28:46,079 --> 00:28:49,039 it doesn't get much bigger when you're hard. He stumbled 472 00:28:49,039 --> 00:28:52,599 over his words, and his face got even redder. I'm 473 00:28:52,759 --> 00:28:56,839 a grower, so mine is small soft, but it, excuse me, 474 00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,279 grows a lot when he gets hard. Oh didn't know 475 00:29:00,319 --> 00:29:03,279 there were words for that. Yeah, I guess mine only 476 00:29:03,279 --> 00:29:06,400 grows a couple inches. Both red in the face, we 477 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,960 held eye contact for a few moments before he broke 478 00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:13,200 the awkwardness let's get in the water. I'm sweating my 479 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:17,799 balls off right behind you, and with that we ran out, 480 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,880 jumped into the deep water. Any remnants of excitement in 481 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:24,759 my dick quenched by shrinking cold of the pool. But 482 00:29:24,839 --> 00:29:27,880 even as the water cooled me down, my mind stayed hot. 483 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,519 I kept stealing glances at Matthew the rest of the afternoon, 484 00:29:31,759 --> 00:29:35,839 wondering how big he actually got, went hard, imagining what 485 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,200 would look like, and feeling like that strange new thrill 486 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:42,160 every time our eyes would meet. The tension between us 487 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:46,519 felt different after that charged, secret and kind of addictive. 488 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:54,119 Signed your locker room curious. I'm wondering this sounds like 489 00:29:54,319 --> 00:29:57,559 a confession, nor a story that would end up where 490 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,200 later when they have their next I mean, it's not 491 00:30:02,559 --> 00:30:04,119 do you guys? I mean, I don't know what guys 492 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,119 call it sleepover, like when you go over and stay 493 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,119 with someone's house. I guess that just stay over somebody's house, right. 494 00:30:10,119 --> 00:30:12,799 I'm wondering if this turns into one of those we 495 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,400 jacked each other off or we watched each other jack 496 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:21,519 off kind of thing that I'd always seem to hear about. Hmmm, 497 00:30:21,839 --> 00:30:23,440 that sort of kind of feels like it's going to me. 498 00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:27,400 I don't know nothing wrong with it, just feels like 499 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:32,240 a natural next step, you know, because it both kind 500 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:36,559 of curious here seems like for my author, did anything 501 00:30:36,599 --> 00:30:39,440 ever get awkward or interesting with the two the two 502 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,279 of you that day or did you both just pretend 503 00:30:42,279 --> 00:30:45,000 it did happen the next day? Have you thought about 504 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,519 what might have occurred if the changing room moment had 505 00:30:47,599 --> 00:30:51,200 lasted a little longer? And for my listeners, have you 506 00:30:51,319 --> 00:30:54,640 ever had an unexpected locker room moment that shifted how 507 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,880 you saw your friend? What's your take? And how are 508 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:01,720 you a shower or a shower or grower? Send your 509 00:31:01,799 --> 00:31:05,119 own confessions to Nikki and ikk Y at dear Niky 510 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,480 dot com anonymously through our website at dear Niki dot 511 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,480 com into the Confession stab and join us over on 512 00:31:11,519 --> 00:31:15,759 our discord channel Monday through Saturday, eight pm Central Standard 513 00:31:15,759 --> 00:31:21,119 Time for nanny Shenanigans. I don't know somebody else wants 514 00:31:21,119 --> 00:31:24,920 me If I for a grower shower, I'm gonna have 515 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:29,880 to lean a grower just because it's like kind of magical. 516 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:36,160 It's like a magic hat keeps giving, especially if I 517 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:41,839 sound like a thork, especially if it's not circumcised, and 518 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,920 then you can use the extra skin to to apply 519 00:31:45,079 --> 00:31:47,720 with it. It's like, oh, look, it's like a sleeve, 520 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:55,880 you know, just saying dear Nikki. I met him on 521 00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:59,279 as CNZ connect. I never knew his name, but I 522 00:31:59,279 --> 00:32:02,720 got one or two mass pics of him. This was 523 00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:05,960 during COVID. I didn't mind the denominity of it. It 524 00:32:06,079 --> 00:32:09,039 was exciting from what I could see. He was handsome 525 00:32:09,319 --> 00:32:12,440 even without seeing his face. Over the course of about 526 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,920 a month, we chatted a lot and went over what 527 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,039 the encounter would be like. We went over limits and 528 00:32:18,119 --> 00:32:22,319 safe words. I felt confident and excited. I was ready. 529 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,960 I revealed to him where I work, but I was 530 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,880 a cashier at one of the busiest gas stations in town, 531 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,119 with about sixteen gas pumps. He would be a needle 532 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,920 in the haystack to pick out. I spent every day 533 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,440 getting prettied up before work for him. It wasn't long 534 00:32:38,559 --> 00:32:42,599 until he finally made a visit. I knew he knew 535 00:32:42,599 --> 00:32:45,079 I liked Lego, so he bought me two sets that 536 00:32:45,119 --> 00:32:47,880 I mentioned I'm interested in. He left him in my 537 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,920 car for me to find after work that night. I 538 00:32:51,039 --> 00:32:54,000 was so excited and flustered. I'd never been given a 539 00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:58,519 gift like that. At some point he started coming by regularly, 540 00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:02,039 despite leaving thirty to five forty minutes away. I knew 541 00:33:02,079 --> 00:33:04,400 because he would send pictures to me of my car, 542 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,720 and any time I went to see who it was, 543 00:33:07,359 --> 00:33:10,880 he was already gone. He was patient and dedicated to 544 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,559 stalk me. He took his time and waited for the 545 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:17,839 right moment, not rushing into anything. The night finally came. 546 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,400 It was my day off, so I was just lounging 547 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,480 in my apartment. He texted me, telling me to go 548 00:33:23,599 --> 00:33:27,160 for a drive with him. My heart fluttered immediately, the 549 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,720 hairs on my arm raised. I thought about it for 550 00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:33,200 a moment, wondering how crazy I must be to get 551 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,400 in the stranger's car. I shrugged away the anxiety and 552 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:40,000 said bucket. I threw on my slippers and headed downstairs. 553 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:43,839 A truck was waiting. It was a big with tinted windows. 554 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,240 I almost thought i'd recognized it from the parking lot. 555 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,359 I got on the truck with no protest, and off 556 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,559 I went into the night with a complete stranger. Once 557 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:56,160 I got into the truck and sat down, I finally 558 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,519 got a good look at him. He was so handsome 559 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,839 and almost took my breath away. I couldn't believe I 560 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,640 was sitting in his truck. He had music playing, but 561 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,239 turned it down after I got in. He was looking 562 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,000 to me, his eyes hung with lust, and I was nervous, 563 00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:15,119 fidgeting with my hands in my lap. I stuttered when 564 00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:17,840 I said hello. He clearly enjoyed seeing me like this, 565 00:34:18,079 --> 00:34:22,559 because he chuckled and said hello, little slut, and I 566 00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:25,679 melted at the words. We made some small talk as 567 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,599 we drove to the short dive bar. I asked him 568 00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:31,079 what we were doing there. I mean, I was only 569 00:34:31,079 --> 00:34:33,519 wearing a hoodie and leggings. I wasn't dressed to be 570 00:34:33,559 --> 00:34:36,760 going out. But as soon as I started to protest it, 571 00:34:37,119 --> 00:34:39,119 he shot me a look that made my heart skip 572 00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:41,599 a beat. He told me to go inside with him, 573 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,360 and I did. We went in and sat at a 574 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:47,760 booth in the corner. He ordered me like four shots. 575 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,360 With each shot, my shell slowly fell away and I 576 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,599 became less nervous. I was getting pretty tipsy, which is 577 00:34:55,639 --> 00:34:59,039 where he wanted me to be, because after the fourth shot, 578 00:34:59,159 --> 00:35:02,360 we were heading back truck to go somewhere else. I 579 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,840 got in and asked where we were going next, but 580 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:09,480 he said nothing and instead locked his doors. He turned 581 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,920 his gaze to me, my heart thumping out of my chest. 582 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,039 I might have been tipsy, but I knew what this 583 00:35:15,159 --> 00:35:18,800 feeling was and wasn't it was about to happen. I 584 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,039 remember realizing how empty and dark the parking lot was. 585 00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:24,599 His truck was parked in the corner of the lot, 586 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,760 but it was also night time and his windows were 587 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:32,039 extremely tinted. I was fucked. He put a hand on 588 00:35:32,079 --> 00:35:35,079 my thigh and started squeezing. He squeezed it so hard 589 00:35:35,119 --> 00:35:38,039 it made me whimper and pull away, which only made 590 00:35:38,119 --> 00:35:41,239 him close his hand even harder. I cried out in 591 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,280 pain and shoved his hand off my thigh. He swiftly 592 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,280 reacted by slapping me really hard and grabbing my arm 593 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,440 and twisting it. My cheek was stinging and my eyes 594 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,920 were starting to water. He grabbed a hold of the 595 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,400 base of my head and pushed me into the corner, 596 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,599 with my face pressed into hard glass. I had goose 597 00:35:58,639 --> 00:36:01,440 bumps all over my body. My eyes were filling with tears, 598 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,800 and yet my body couldn't deny how horny I was getting. 599 00:36:05,559 --> 00:36:07,760 I was so wet, I might as well have sat 600 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,000 in a puddle. He didn't budge when I whimpered and 601 00:36:11,119 --> 00:36:14,239 asked me to let go, nor when I cried begging 602 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,239 him not to hurt me. He leaned in and whispered 603 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,239 in my ear, that depends on you, little whore. Now 604 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,719 shut the fuck up before I break you. His breath 605 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,480 was hot and he was breathing heavy. He let go 606 00:36:27,559 --> 00:36:29,719 of my arm and started kissing and binding my neck. 607 00:36:30,559 --> 00:36:34,079 I felt him start groping my tits hard, really hard, 608 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,000 and tried to hold still and take it. But I 609 00:36:37,039 --> 00:36:41,320 cried out again, and this time instinctively reached the door handle. 610 00:36:42,079 --> 00:36:44,079 I knew I didn't want to leave. I was having 611 00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:47,800 fun and had no real intention of actually trying to escape. 612 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,920 But when the door didn't open, even though I was 613 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,760 frantically hitting the unlocked button, my heart completely sank to 614 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,559 the pits of my stomach. I looked at him with 615 00:36:57,679 --> 00:37:00,519 the ear, and a huge lump in my throat started deform. 616 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,079 He was leaning over me, breath heavy like an animal, 617 00:37:04,119 --> 00:37:06,719 as I sat there, tugging at the door handle repeatedly 618 00:37:07,679 --> 00:37:11,880 tiss disk. I knew you were stupid, but this brainless 619 00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:16,280 What the fuck did I just say? He finished his 620 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,000 question with an incredibly hard blow on to my face. 621 00:37:19,599 --> 00:37:22,239 He slapped me with what felt like full strength. My 622 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,000 ear was ringing and I started sobbing. He smacked me 623 00:37:25,039 --> 00:37:28,440 again and then again. After the third blow, I was quiet. 624 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,719 He called me dumb horror, but my world was moving 625 00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,599 in slow motion. The next thing I knew, he was 626 00:37:34,639 --> 00:37:36,920 moving to the back seat of his truck. He and 627 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,159 buckled me and dragged me up to the back with 628 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,840 him while I was stunned in haze. He laid me 629 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,920 on the back and started unbuckling his jeans and pulled 630 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,400 out his big cock. I slowly started coming back to 631 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:51,760 reality and gulped hard when I saw his cock. My 632 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,280 face was stinging so bad my cheeks hot from several blows. 633 00:37:56,039 --> 00:37:59,199 He started tearing off my leggings, leaving scratches on my 634 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,719 thighs lay in the process. He put one hand around 635 00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:05,039 my neck in a very kept a very firm hold 636 00:38:05,039 --> 00:38:07,679 on it as he started feeling my exposed pussy with 637 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,360 the other. I shut my legs hard as I could 638 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,239 and started kicking him off of me, which resulted in 639 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,960 him slapping me once more. My hand started spitting and 640 00:38:17,039 --> 00:38:21,280 ey as I tiptoed around unconsciousness. Open your legs or 641 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,360 I won't let go, he whispered, squeezing my neck a 642 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,320 little harder. I was gasping for air and trying to 643 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,679 get him off, but eventually my legs went limp. He 644 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:34,440 let up. Good. Whar that wasn't so hard, was it? 645 00:38:35,159 --> 00:38:37,800 He asked me, while getting my thighs and rubbing my client. 646 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,679 My cunt was drenched. I begged him not to do it, 647 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,039 that I wasn't ready and I didn't want to do 648 00:38:44,079 --> 00:38:47,039 it in the bar parking lot. He raised his arm 649 00:38:47,159 --> 00:38:49,599 enough to make me cower and shut my mouth. Him 650 00:38:49,639 --> 00:38:52,000 pension twisted my nipple and made me cry and whimper 651 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,119 and pain. Good. I like seeing your struggle. He rubbed 652 00:38:56,119 --> 00:38:58,280 the head of his clock between my soak pussy lips. 653 00:38:58,639 --> 00:39:01,039 I remember the way he felt when my pussy stretched 654 00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:04,440 and hugged his foot coock. I lit out a moan unintentionally, 655 00:39:04,599 --> 00:39:07,360 and I swore I wouldn't be break character, but I 656 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,960 couldn't deny how good the abuse felt. Let alone his cock. 657 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,840 He fucked me with no mercy, groping and twisting my nipples, 658 00:39:15,159 --> 00:39:18,039 And when it hurt too much, I protested he didn't 659 00:39:18,039 --> 00:39:20,760 hesitate to choke me as hard as he could. I 660 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,159 remember telling him how good I was doing and what 661 00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,880 I was being a good fucked meat. He flipped me 662 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,840 over and pulled my ass toward him, ass up, face down, 663 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,920 and slid his cock back into my pussy, ramming it 664 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:36,079 in balls deep. I cried out, but he just huffed 665 00:39:36,079 --> 00:39:37,920 and told me to take it like I meant to. 666 00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,320 He started getting rougher and lean me over and bit 667 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,159 my shoulder really hard. I cried out it again, so 668 00:39:44,199 --> 00:39:46,880 he finally shoved my face down into the seat. The 669 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,800 sounds were muffled low, I could hear him grunting as 670 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,480 he fucked me hard. He spanked my ass and grabbed 671 00:39:53,519 --> 00:39:56,159 my face with his fingers in my mouth. I felt 672 00:39:56,199 --> 00:39:59,760 him stop pushing deeper with each thrust until he came 673 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,960 to even my pussy. My legs were shaking so bad 674 00:40:03,119 --> 00:40:05,920 my body went limp and I just laid there. Did 675 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,480 I break my new toil ready? He said with a chuckle, 676 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,119 and sat me up and brushed my hair on my face. 677 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:15,559 You did so good, sweetheart. The way those words echoed 678 00:40:15,559 --> 00:40:18,840 in my empty subspace brain made my heart throb with happiness. 679 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,480 He handed me my clothes and started drying off the 680 00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:24,199 sweat off his face with his shirt. He helped me 681 00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,119 get my clothes back on, and then got me back 682 00:40:26,159 --> 00:40:28,840 in the front seat of his truck. I was just 683 00:40:29,199 --> 00:40:31,559 absolutely out of it. I felt like I was on 684 00:40:31,599 --> 00:40:34,480 cloud nine, or high, or drunk, or all the above. 685 00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:38,239 I kept thinking to myself it finally happened. I was 686 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,000 so happy. It felt like a dream come true. I 687 00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:43,519 looked at myself in the passenger mirror and noticed how 688 00:40:43,559 --> 00:40:46,559 red my cheeks were from being slapped around that hard. 689 00:40:47,079 --> 00:40:49,199 My mes scare had run down my cheeks all the 690 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:52,599 way down my neck, leaving black tracks. I started blushing. 691 00:40:53,039 --> 00:40:56,920 I thought I looked so beautiful right now. We sat 692 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,760 in silence for a while. As I came down from 693 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,639 the intense high. He gently rubbed my thigh and told 694 00:41:01,639 --> 00:41:04,480 me how perfect I was for him. The drive back 695 00:41:04,519 --> 00:41:06,880 to my apartment was quiet, but the air between us 696 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,840 felt electric. When he dropped me off, he kissed my 697 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,159 forehead and reminded me that this was only the beginning. 698 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:17,440 I went inside, floating sore in the best way, already 699 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:21,199 replaying every slap, every choke, and every thrust in mind. 700 00:41:22,119 --> 00:41:25,639 Signed your mask, little sa and seahor and by the way, 701 00:41:25,639 --> 00:41:30,320 it's consent on consent there and kind of wondering. This 702 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:35,239 is definitely no for me. It's not even on my miles, 703 00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,960 are not even on this planet on this one. But 704 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,519 we do have some people that like it, So there 705 00:41:41,559 --> 00:41:46,280 you go for my listeners. Have you ever explored in 706 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,519 C and C or stalking fantasy in your life? It's 707 00:41:49,559 --> 00:41:52,320 not something I want to know. It's a no for me. 708 00:41:54,519 --> 00:41:59,079 We won a couple well doing was it during BDSM 709 00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:02,239 week that wasn't nearly like this? And I was like, 710 00:42:03,119 --> 00:42:05,440 maybe it was like the catch and release one, you know, 711 00:42:05,519 --> 00:42:08,639 that was pretty hot. This not so much. And what's 712 00:42:08,679 --> 00:42:12,400 the hottest part of this story for you? The build up, 713 00:42:12,599 --> 00:42:15,719 the violence or the tender aftercare. You can send your 714 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:19,360 own confessions to Nikki and Ikky at darniky dot com 715 00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,239 anonymously through our website at darniky dot com under the 716 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,239 confessions tab and join us when we're on Discord Channel 717 00:42:25,679 --> 00:42:30,000 Monday through Saturday eight pm Central Standard Time for all 718 00:42:30,039 --> 00:42:33,679 our shenanigans. You know, I do have to say if 719 00:42:33,679 --> 00:42:38,639 you're going to dive into this realm, just be safe, 720 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,400 you know, I mean, be safe if you ever meet 721 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,920 a stranger and go have sex with But definitely if 722 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,559 you're looking for something like this, because you never know 723 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,880 who lurks and the shadows to use this type of 724 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,880 thing for something. Just saying, what can we learn from 725 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:59,119 tonight's stories? Creativity and horniness are dangerous but beautiful in combination. 726 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:03,119 These confessions remind us that when desire hits hard, the 727 00:43:03,159 --> 00:43:06,599 most unexpected things around us can suddenly become tools of 728 00:43:06,639 --> 00:43:10,760 pure pleasure. Our lego lover turned into innocent building blocks 729 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,400 into a thick, throbbing, homemade dildo that left her squirting 730 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:18,639 and shaking. Our midnight baker transferred a simple rolling pin. 731 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,719 We didn't get that one from the personal kitchen counter 732 00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:25,119 and our starry night adventure. See we didn't get those 733 00:43:25,159 --> 00:43:29,079 where were those? Darcy lesson is clear, Sometimes the best 734 00:43:29,119 --> 00:43:32,480 pleasures come from using what's already around you. You don't 735 00:43:32,519 --> 00:43:35,840 always need fancy toys or perfect timing. You just need 736 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,920 that spark of impulsive flust and courage to act on it. 737 00:43:39,519 --> 00:43:43,039 Lean into your own raw, animalistic desire and let your 738 00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:46,280 body lead where your mind starts. At the same time, 739 00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:51,639 exploration should always be balanced with the smart choices. Use protection, 740 00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:55,159 when improvising, listen to your body and make sure you're 741 00:43:55,199 --> 00:43:57,599 in a space where you feel safe enough to let 742 00:43:57,639 --> 00:44:02,159 go completely. So don't be afraid to get creative. Turn 743 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:06,760 everyday moments into filthy adventures. Stay curious, stay bold, and 744 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:10,360 most importantly, stay safe and had fun while you're doing it. 745 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:17,000 And here's your reddle. Okay, you can do me in 746 00:44:17,039 --> 00:44:20,960 the bed, on the couch, or on the floor. The 747 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,960 bigger I am, the louder you scream when am I No, 748 00:44:26,079 --> 00:44:27,480 But that's a good one. It's not the answer I have. 749 00:44:27,559 --> 00:44:31,119 But a puzzle would work in this so plausible, I'll 750 00:44:31,119 --> 00:44:33,280 give you a half one on that one. You'll read 751 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:37,800 it again. It's a spider or a scary movie. But 752 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,639 I you know I'll accept puzzle, so you can call 753 00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:48,400 it a win. All right, it's time you're naughty tucking. 754 00:44:49,599 --> 00:44:52,679 The room was dim, with the top glow a single 755 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:56,719 candle flickering on my night stand. I followed my own 756 00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:00,440 advice from the recording of Comfy Pillow under my head window. 757 00:45:00,519 --> 00:45:03,719 Cracks of the cool air brushed my skin. But this 758 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:08,039 wasn't for the listeners anymore. This was for me and 759 00:45:08,119 --> 00:45:10,400 for the fantasy that had been burning in my belly 760 00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:15,280 all day. Yesterday's plug was still teasing my mind. I'd 761 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:19,519 worn it for hours, that thick, smooth bulb, stretching my 762 00:45:19,599 --> 00:45:22,639 ass while I smiled and chatted at the party like 763 00:45:22,679 --> 00:45:27,519 a good girl. Every step made it press deeper. Every 764 00:45:27,639 --> 00:45:30,760 time I sat. It reminded me how full I felt, 765 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:35,599 how slutty and secret I was. Tonight I wanted more. 766 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,039 I slipped out of the white frall at first, letting 767 00:45:39,039 --> 00:45:43,119 my breasts spill frey. My nipples were already tight, aching 768 00:45:43,159 --> 00:45:47,079 from the cool air. In anticipation. I cut them, rolling 769 00:45:47,159 --> 00:45:52,039 sensitive peaks between my fingers, tugging until I gasped. A 770 00:45:52,079 --> 00:45:55,480 low moan escaped me as I pinched harder, the sharp 771 00:45:55,639 --> 00:46:00,519 little sparks shooting straight to my pussy. White panties were soaked. 772 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,960 I peeled them down my thighs, slowly, feeling the fabric 773 00:46:05,039 --> 00:46:09,880 drag over my smooth skin. Oh wait, you were not 774 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:14,239 a Patreon member yet. If you were, you'd get this 775 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:20,840 episode ad free plus up to full ten minutes delicious 776 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:25,639 tuck in audio, or my soft voice whispers all the 777 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:29,559 filthy things you've been dying to hear at night. Just 778 00:46:29,599 --> 00:46:32,920 imagine me tucking you in like that, and that's just 779 00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:37,079 one of the perks. So tell me you gotta slip 780 00:46:37,119 --> 00:46:40,559 behind the velvet rope with me or keep missing out. 781 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:45,280 Go on over to Patreon dot com port slash Dear 782 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:50,480 Nikki for more details telinks in the show notes. Thank 783 00:46:50,559 --> 00:46:53,679 you again for listening to this episode of Nikki after Dark. 784 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,840 If you have your own naughty confessions, send him in 785 00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,880 to Nikki and Ikky at Dearniki dot com, anonymously through 786 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,639 our website at dear Nikki dot com under the confussions tab, 787 00:47:04,199 --> 00:47:08,039 and join us over on our discord channel Monday through 788 00:47:08,079 --> 00:47:13,199 Saturday eight pm Central Standard Time for naughty shenanigans with 789 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:19,400 other sexploratives just like yourself, and remember the hotter competitor. 790 00:47:20,159 --> 00:47:26,320 This is Nikki signing off, good night and sexy dreams.