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Although Detective Gubb's experience 31 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,959 with the Oubliet elevator did not lead to the detection 32 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,840 of the Dynamiters, for whom a reward of five thousand 33 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:52,079 dollars was offered, it resulted in the payment to him 34 00:01:52,159 --> 00:01:55,480 of one half of three fines of five hundred dollars 35 00:01:55,959 --> 00:01:59,239 for each of the three stores of whiskey he had unearthed. 36 00:02:00,159 --> 00:02:03,120 With this money amounting to seven hundred and fifty dollars, 37 00:02:03,359 --> 00:02:06,239 mister Gubb went to the home of Jonas Meadowbrook and 38 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:11,479 paid that gentleman the entire amount that their payment, mister 39 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,680 Gubb said, deducted from what I owe on to them 40 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:19,000 shares of perfectly worthless gold mine stock. The name of 41 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,240 the mine, if you please, is utterly hopeless and not 42 00:02:22,479 --> 00:02:28,800 perfectly worthless, said mister Meadowbrook. Severely just so, said mister 43 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:32,960 Gubb apologetically. You must excuse me, mister Meaderbrook. I ain't 44 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:36,639 no expert onto gold mines names, and off hand them 45 00:02:36,719 --> 00:02:39,800 two names seem about the same to me. But my 46 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,280 remark was to be that the indebtedness of the liability 47 00:02:43,319 --> 00:02:46,240 I now owe you is only thirteen thousand, seven hundred 48 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:50,159 and fifty dollars, and the sooner you get it paid up, 49 00:02:50,199 --> 00:02:54,719 the better it will suit me, said mister Meadowbrook. Yes, sir, 50 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:59,000 said mister Gubb, and hesitated, then, assuming an air of 51 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,879 little concern, and he asked, it ain't likely to suppose 52 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:05,960 we've had any word from miss Cyrilla, is it, mister meadobrook. 53 00:03:07,039 --> 00:03:10,000 For answer, mister Meadowbrook went to his desk and brought 54 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,159 mister Gubb a telegram. It was from Cyrilla. It said, 55 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:19,719 eating no potatoes, drinking no water, have lost eight pounds. 56 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:25,479 Kind love to mister Gubb. She's wore herself down to 57 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,759 nine hundred and ninety two pounds. According to that, said 58 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,520 mister Gubb, she has only got to wear off two 59 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,199 hundred and ninety two pounds more before mister Dorkan will 60 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,800 discharge her away from the side show. And at the 61 00:03:37,879 --> 00:03:41,319 rate she's wearing herself away, said mister Meadowbrook, that will 62 00:03:41,319 --> 00:03:45,000 be in about ten years. What interests me more is 63 00:03:45,039 --> 00:03:48,240 that the telegram came collect and cost me forty cents. 64 00:03:48,879 --> 00:03:50,960 If you want to do the square thing, mister Gubb, 65 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,360 you'll pay me twenty cents for your share of that telegram. 66 00:03:55,199 --> 00:03:58,439 Mister Gubb immediately gave mister Meadobrook twenty cents, and mister 67 00:03:58,479 --> 00:04:02,560 Meadowbrook kindly allowed him to keep the telegram. Mister Gubb 68 00:04:02,639 --> 00:04:05,560 placed it in the pocket nearest his heart and proceeded 69 00:04:05,599 --> 00:04:07,759 to a house on Tenth Street, where he had a 70 00:04:07,879 --> 00:04:12,280 job of paper hanging. At about this same time, Smith Whittaker, 71 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:16,160 the Riverbank Marshal or chief of police as he would 72 00:04:16,199 --> 00:04:19,040 have been called in a larger city, knocked the ashes 73 00:04:19,079 --> 00:04:21,800 from his pipe against the edge of his much whittled 74 00:04:21,879 --> 00:04:25,079 desk in the dingy Marshall's room on the ground floor 75 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,360 of the city Hall, and grinned at mister Griscom, one 76 00:04:28,399 --> 00:04:33,240 of Riverbank's citizens. Well, I don't know, he said, with 77 00:04:33,319 --> 00:04:36,240 a grin. I don't know, but what I'd be glad 78 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:39,480 to be unburgled like that. I guess it was just 79 00:04:39,639 --> 00:04:43,160 somebody playing a joke on you, if it was, said 80 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:46,040 mister Griscomb. I am ready to do a little joking myself. 81 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:48,519 I'm just enough of a joker to want to see 82 00:04:48,519 --> 00:04:52,120 whoever it was in jail. My house is my house. 83 00:04:52,519 --> 00:04:55,160 It is my castle, as the saying is, and I 84 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:57,600 don't want strangers wandering in and out of it, whether 85 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,439 they come to take away my property or leave property 86 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:03,759 that is not mine? Is there or is there not? 87 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:06,879 A law against such things? Has happened at my house? 88 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:12,439 Oh there's a law, all right, said Marshall Whittaker. It's burglary. 89 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,720 Whether the burglar breaks into your house or breaks out 90 00:05:15,759 --> 00:05:20,000 of it. How do you know he broke out? Well, 91 00:05:20,079 --> 00:05:22,800 my wife and I went to the Riverbank theater last night, 92 00:05:23,079 --> 00:05:26,000 said mister Griscom. And when I got home and went 93 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,120 to put the key in the keyhole, there was another 94 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:32,639 key in it. Here are the two keys. Marshall Whittaker 95 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,879 took the two keys and examined them. One was an 96 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:39,759 old door key, much worn, and the other a new key. 97 00:05:39,959 --> 00:05:44,079 Evidently the work of an amateur key maker. All right, 98 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:48,360 said Marshall Whittaker, when he had examined the keys. This 99 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:51,959 new one was made out of an old spoon. Go ahead, 100 00:05:52,959 --> 00:05:55,199 we never had a key like that in the house, 101 00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:58,839 said mister Griscom. But when we reached home last night, 102 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,240 this nicol silver key was sticking in the lock of 103 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,680 the front door on the outside, and the door was 104 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:08,079 unlocked and standing ajar, just as if some one had 105 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,639 gone in at the front door and left it unlocked, 106 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:16,079 said mister Whittaker. Exactly, said mister Griscom. So the first 107 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,920 thing we thought was burglar's. And the first place my 108 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:23,319 wife looked was the sideboard in the dining room. And there, yes, 109 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:27,199 said mister Whittaker. There on the sideboard were a dozen 110 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:31,759 solid silver spoons you had never seen before, and marked 111 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:36,120 with my wife's initials. Understand, said mister Griscom. And the 112 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,720 cellar window, the one on the east side of the house, 113 00:06:38,879 --> 00:06:43,560 had been broken out of Why not broken into, asked 114 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:47,879 the Marshal. Well, I'm not quite a fool, said mister Griscom, 115 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,439 with some heat. I know because of the marks his 116 00:06:50,639 --> 00:06:54,519 jimmy made on the sill. Some one has been playing 117 00:06:54,519 --> 00:06:57,240 a joke on you, said mister Whittaker. You wait and 118 00:06:57,439 --> 00:06:59,839 you'll see you won't be offended if I ask you 119 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:03,600 a question. My wife knows no more about it than 120 00:07:03,639 --> 00:07:09,800 I do, said mister Griscom hotly. Now now, said mister Whittaker, soothingly. 121 00:07:09,879 --> 00:07:14,000 I didn't mean that. What are your own spoons solid 122 00:07:14,279 --> 00:07:20,120 or plaited plated, said mister Griscom. Well, said mister Whittaker, 123 00:07:20,279 --> 00:07:22,800 there's where to look for the joke. Try to think 124 00:07:22,839 --> 00:07:25,279 who would consider it a joke to send you solid 125 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:32,160 silver spoons? Billy gets exclaimed mister Griscom, mentioning the town joker. 126 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:37,000 That's the man I had in mind, said mister Whittaker. Now, 127 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:40,480 I guess you can handle this alone, mister Griscom. I 128 00:07:40,639 --> 00:07:43,879 guess I can, agreed mister Griscom, and he went out. 129 00:07:44,639 --> 00:07:49,879 The Marshal chuckled, unburgled. He said to himself, that's a 130 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,839 new one, for sure. That's the sort of burglary to 131 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:58,040 set Filo gubb the undetective on. He was still grinning 132 00:07:58,079 --> 00:08:00,199 as he went out, but he tried to high the 133 00:08:00,199 --> 00:08:02,639 grin When he met Billy Getz on the main street. 134 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:07,000 Billy uttered a hasty can't stop now, Whittaker, but the 135 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:11,279 head of the Riverbank Police grasped his arm. What's your rush. 136 00:08:11,319 --> 00:08:15,199 I've got some fun for you, said Whittaker. Some other time, 137 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,680 said Billy. I just borrow this from Doc Mortimer and 138 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:21,839 promised to take it back quick. What is it, asked 139 00:08:21,839 --> 00:08:24,639 the Marshal, gazing at the curious affair Billy had in 140 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:27,959 his hands. It looked very much like a coffee pot, 141 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,800 and on the lid was a wheel like a small 142 00:08:30,879 --> 00:08:34,440 tin windmill. Just below the lid and above the spout 143 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:38,240 was a hole as large as a dime lung tester, 144 00:08:38,639 --> 00:08:42,159 said Billy, trying to pull away. Let me go, will you, Whittaker, 145 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,240 I'm in a hurry. Just borrowed it to settle a 146 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,440 bet with Sam Simmons. I show two pounds more lung 147 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:52,799 pressure than he does twenty six pounds you, scoffed Whittaker. 148 00:08:53,279 --> 00:08:55,240 I bet I can show twenty eight if you can 149 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:59,840 show twenty six. Oh well, I suppose I can't get 150 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,879 a until Baby tries the new toy. But hurry it up, 151 00:09:02,919 --> 00:09:06,320 will you. The Marshal put his lips to the spout 152 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:09,720 and blew instantly from the hole under the lid a 153 00:09:09,759 --> 00:09:12,919 great cloud of flowers shot out, covering his face and 154 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,720 head and deluging his garments. From up and down the 155 00:09:16,759 --> 00:09:20,120 street came shouts of joy, and the Marshal, brushing at 156 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:25,000 his face, grinned one on me, Billy, he said, good naturedly, 157 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,879 patting the flower out of his hair. And just when 158 00:09:27,879 --> 00:09:30,559 I was coming to put you onto some fun too, 159 00:09:30,799 --> 00:09:35,039 what do you know about the Griscom unburglary? Not a thing, 160 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:39,440 Billy said. Tell me, I didn't expect you would know 161 00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:42,519 anything about it, said the Marshal with a wink. But 162 00:09:42,919 --> 00:09:48,639 how about putting Correspondents School Detective Gub onto the job, fine, 163 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:52,399 said Billy. Tell me what the unburgled Griscom thing is 164 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:56,720 and I'll do the rest. Billy found Filo Gub at 165 00:09:56,759 --> 00:09:59,320 work in the house on tenth Street, hanging paper on 166 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:02,440 the second floor, and the lank detective looked at Billy 167 00:10:02,559 --> 00:10:05,360 solemnly as the story of the Griscom affair was explained 168 00:10:05,399 --> 00:10:09,720 to him. When I started in taking lessons from the 169 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:14,279 Rising Sun Detecative Agencies Correspondence School of Detecating, said mister 170 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:18,519 Gubb solemnly. I aim to do a strictly retail business 171 00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:23,240 in detecating and let the wholesale alone. Seeing that you 172 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:26,240 learned by mail, said Billy Getz, I should think you'd 173 00:10:26,279 --> 00:10:30,120 be better fitted to do a mail order business them 174 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,960 terms of retail in wholesale is my own, said mister Gubb. 175 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:38,759 You don't believe anybody would unburgle a house, I guess, 176 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:43,799 said Billy, Yes, I do. Filo Gubb said, a fellow 177 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:46,639 can tie a knot, or he can untie it, can't 178 00:10:46,639 --> 00:10:49,519 he He can hitch a horse, or he can unhitch it. 179 00:10:49,879 --> 00:10:53,240 And if a man can burgle, he can unburgle. A 180 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,720 mercenary burglar would naturally burgle things out of a house 181 00:10:56,759 --> 00:10:59,840 after he had burgled himself in. But a generous heart 182 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:04,080 burglar would just as naturally unburgle things into a house 183 00:11:04,159 --> 00:11:09,120 and then unburgle himself out. That stands to reason. Of 184 00:11:09,279 --> 00:11:11,960 course it does, said Billy Getz. And I knew you 185 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:16,600 would see it that way. I see things reasonable, said 186 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:20,000 Filo Gubb. But I guess I won't take up the case. 187 00:11:20,159 --> 00:11:23,799 Unburglar ain't no common crime. It ain't mentioned in the 188 00:11:23,879 --> 00:11:27,000 twelve lessons I got from the Rising Sun Correspondence School. 189 00:11:27,399 --> 00:11:31,200 I wouldn't hardly know how to go about catching an unburglar. 190 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,840 Just do the opposite from what it says to do 191 00:11:34,919 --> 00:11:38,480 to catch a burglar, said Billy Getz. Common sense would 192 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,960 tell you that, wouldn't it. But listen, mister Gubb, I'd 193 00:11:42,039 --> 00:11:44,799 let Whittaker catch his own burglars. The reason I ask 194 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,759 you to take this case is because I know you 195 00:11:46,919 --> 00:11:51,240 have a good heart. It's good, but it's hard, said 196 00:11:51,279 --> 00:11:55,799 Filo Gubb. A detecative has to have a hard heart. 197 00:11:56,399 --> 00:12:00,840 All right, here's this man, unburgling houses. For all we know, 198 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:04,679 he is honest and upright, said Billy gets He continues 199 00:12:04,759 --> 00:12:09,600 unburgling houses. The habit grows. Each house he unburgles tempts 200 00:12:09,639 --> 00:12:12,919 him to unburgle too. Each set of spoons he leaves 201 00:12:12,919 --> 00:12:15,000 in a house tempts him to leave two sets in 202 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:18,000 the next house, or four sets, or a solid silver 203 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:21,159 punch bowl. In a short time, he wipes out his 204 00:12:21,279 --> 00:12:26,559 little fortune. He borrows, he begs, at last, he steals 205 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:30,919 in order to unburgle. One house he burgles another. He 206 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,279 leads a duel life, a sort of Jeckyll hide life. 207 00:12:35,159 --> 00:12:39,039 But what if I caught him, said mister Gubb. Oh 208 00:12:39,399 --> 00:12:42,399 you won't catch I mean, we will leave that to 209 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:46,639 you frighten him out of the unburgling habit. I'll tell 210 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:50,679 Marshal Whittaker you will get on the trail, yes, said 211 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,000 Filo Gub. I feel sorry for the feller. Maybe he's 212 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:57,000 letting his wife and children suffer for food whilst he 213 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:01,879 unburgles away his substance. Then, said Billy Gadds, taking up 214 00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:05,120 his lung tester. Suppose you stop in at the Marshal's 215 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,799 office to night at eight thirty. Whittaker will tell you 216 00:13:07,879 --> 00:13:12,120 all about it. Filo Gubb waited until Billy was well 217 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:15,000 out of the house, and then he said he'd done it. 218 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,720 And I know he'd done it, and he'd done it 219 00:13:17,799 --> 00:13:19,679 to make a fool out of me. But I guess 220 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:22,200 I owe Billy gets a scare, and if I can 221 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:25,759 prove that un burglary onto him, he'll get the scare, 222 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:29,559 all right, Detective Gub when it was time to go 223 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,600 to the Marshal's office, pinned his large nickel plated star 224 00:13:32,799 --> 00:13:36,480 on his vest, put three false beards in his pocket, 225 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:41,720 and went. The Marshal received him cordially. Billy Gatz was there, 226 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:45,399 You understand, said Whittaker. I have nothing to do with 227 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,279 putting you on this case, but I want to ask 228 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:52,240 you to report to me every evening. I could write 229 00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:55,639 out a docket, said Filo Gub. That's what them French 230 00:13:55,679 --> 00:14:00,600 detectives did. Always, good idea, said Whittaker. Write out a 231 00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:03,919 docket and bring it in every night. Now I'll go 232 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,840 over this Griscom case so you'll understand how to go 233 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:11,240 at it. Here, for instance, is the house. The clock 234 00:14:11,279 --> 00:14:14,080 on the Marshall's desk marked ten. Before they were aware, 235 00:14:14,799 --> 00:14:17,559 Billy had arisen from his chair for he had a 236 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:20,200 poker game waiting for him at the Kidder's Club. When 237 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:25,559 the telephone bell rang, the Marshal drew the phone toward him. Yes, 238 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:30,000 he said into the telephone. Yes, this is Marshall Whittaker. 239 00:14:30,399 --> 00:14:36,159 Mister Millbrook, Yes, I know seven sixty five Locust Avenue 240 00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:42,440 broken into what oh? Broken out of while you were 241 00:14:42,519 --> 00:14:47,759 out at dinner? Yes, opened the front door with a key. Yes, 242 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:53,039 what kind of key, mister Millbrook? Thin nickel silver key, 243 00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:58,960 Nothing taken? What's that left? A dozen solid silver spoons 244 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:03,519 engraved with your wife initials, I see, and broke out 245 00:15:03,519 --> 00:15:08,840 through a cellar window. Yes, I understand. No, it doesn't 246 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:13,000 seem possible, but such things have happened, I'll send. He 247 00:15:13,039 --> 00:15:15,759 looked around, but Filo Gubb, who had heard the name 248 00:15:15,799 --> 00:15:20,080 and address, was already gone. I'll attend to it at once, 249 00:15:20,159 --> 00:15:23,639 he concluded, and hung up the receiver. He turned to 250 00:15:23,759 --> 00:15:28,200 Billy Getz. Billy, he said, severely, is this another of 251 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:32,639 your jokes? Whittaker said, Billy, I give you my word, 252 00:15:32,679 --> 00:15:37,440 I had nothing to do with this. Well, i'll believe you, 253 00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:42,200 said Whittaker, rather reluctantly. I thought it was you. Who 254 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,120 do you suppose is trying to take the honor of 255 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:48,519 town cut up from you? I can't imagine, said Billy. 256 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,080 Are you going to leave the thing in Gubb's hands? 257 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:57,080 That mail order? Detective? Not much, it's getting serious. I'll 258 00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,279 send Purcell up to look the ground over. A man 259 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,039 can't make nickel silver keys and break out of houses 260 00:16:03,039 --> 00:16:06,200 and leave engraved spoons and forks around without leaving plenty 261 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,320 of traces. We'll have the man tomorrow and give him 262 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:13,279 a good scare. Detective Gubb in the meanwhile, had gone 263 00:16:13,279 --> 00:16:17,000 directly to mister Milbrook's unburgled house at seven sixty five 264 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:21,279 Locust Avenue. Mister Millbrook a short, stout man with a 265 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,759 husky voice that gurgled when he was excited opened the door. 266 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:30,759 I'm detecative Gubb of the Rising Sun Detecative Agencies Correspondence 267 00:16:30,799 --> 00:16:35,320 School of Detecating. 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But I guess maybe you can 309 00:18:50,559 --> 00:18:52,920 tell me the names of some of the folks you've 310 00:18:52,920 --> 00:19:00,480 had to dinner dinner, gurgled mister Millbrook. Dinner when since 311 00:19:00,519 --> 00:19:05,519 you were married, said mister Gubb. My dear man, exclaimed 312 00:19:05,559 --> 00:19:09,599 mister Milbrook, We've had thousands to dinner, dining out and 313 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,480 giving dinners as our favorite amusement. I can't see what 314 00:19:12,559 --> 00:19:17,319 you mean. I can't understand you. Well, you got plated 315 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:21,880 spoons and forks, ain't you, asked Filo Gubb. What if 316 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:26,720 we have, gurgled mister Milbrook. That's our affair, ain't it? 317 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:31,640 It's my affair too, said Detective Gubb. Mister Griskm's house 318 00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:35,480 was unburgled last night, and he had plated spoons. The 319 00:19:35,599 --> 00:19:40,000 unburglar left solid ones on him like he did on you. Now, 320 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:45,720 I reason inducatively, like Sherlock Holmes, you both got plated spoons, 321 00:19:46,079 --> 00:19:49,079 and unburglar leaves you solid ones. So He must have 322 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,160 known you had plated ones and needed solid ones. So 323 00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:54,640 it must be someone who has had dinner with you, 324 00:19:55,880 --> 00:20:00,559 My dear man, gurgled mister Milbrook, we ever have had 325 00:20:00,559 --> 00:20:03,680 a plated spoon in this house? Who sent you here? Anyway? 326 00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:09,400 Nobody said Filo Gub. I come of myself. Well you 327 00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:14,160 can go of yourself, gurgled mister Milbrook angrily. There's the door. 328 00:20:14,519 --> 00:20:18,640 Get out. On his way out, mister Gubb met Patrolman 329 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:23,240 Purcell coming in. Detective Gub outside the house examined the 330 00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:26,359 cellar window as well as he could. There was not 331 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,799 a mark to be seen from the outside, but a 332 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:33,000 pansy bed bore the marks of the unburglar's exit. To 333 00:20:33,039 --> 00:20:35,319 get out of the cellar, the unburglar had to wiggle 334 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,640 himself out of the small window and had crushed the 335 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:43,200 pansy's flat. Detective Gub felt carefully among the crushed pansies, 336 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,640 and his hand found something hard and round. It was 337 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:50,839 the drumstick bone of a chicken's leg. Detective Gub threw 338 00:20:50,839 --> 00:20:54,240 it away. Even an unburglar would not have chosen a 339 00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:58,279 chicken's leg bone as a weapon. Evidently, Billy Gattz had 340 00:20:58,319 --> 00:21:02,559 not left any clue in the pan bed. Filo Gubb 341 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,119 had no doubt that Billy was putting up a joke 342 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,519 on him. The detective decided that his best method would 343 00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:12,119 be to shadow Billy Gattz from sundown each day until 344 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:15,880 he caught him unburgling another house or found something to 345 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:20,000 connect him with the unburglaries. So he went home. It 346 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:23,440 was eleven when he began to undress. It was then 347 00:21:23,559 --> 00:21:26,880 he first realized that the knees of his light trousers 348 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,680 were damp from kneeling in the pansy bed, and he 349 00:21:29,759 --> 00:21:33,440 looked at them ruefully. The knees were stained like Joseph's 350 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,519 coat of many colors, and they were his best trousers. 351 00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:39,759 He hung them carefully over the back of his chair 352 00:21:40,079 --> 00:21:43,160 and went to bed. The next morning, he rolled the 353 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,920 trousers into a bundle and took them with him on 354 00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:49,480 his way to his paper hanging job on Main Street. 355 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:53,079 He stopped at Frank the tailer's pants cleaned and pressed 356 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:56,680 thirty five cents. He unrolled the trousers and laid them 357 00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:01,039 across the counter. Can you remove those stains, he asked? 358 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:05,720 Oh sure, I could, said Frank, I make me no 359 00:22:05,839 --> 00:22:09,799 troubles by DoD. Mister Coupe, shoot this morning, already, I 360 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,720 did it their same ding? You fall over der Vire too, Yes, 361 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:18,599 certainly I expect it was the same wire into a 362 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:24,680 flower bed chess, said Frank, like mister Dervescott, Yes, cooting 363 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:28,880 across their corner. Yes, didn't see der Vire, that's so, 364 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:34,680 said Detective Gub. You don't mean old mister Westcoat to you. Sure, yes, 365 00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:38,400 said Frank. He falls by der flower bed and un 366 00:22:38,559 --> 00:22:42,400 stands his knees. Already shoot like that. Well, I have 367 00:22:42,519 --> 00:22:46,319 met these pants ready by you dese evenings. You vontempressed 368 00:22:46,319 --> 00:22:50,000 to press them and clean them and make them nice, 369 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:55,599 said Filo Gub, and went out Old John Westcoat and 370 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,559 pansy stains on his trouser knees. Was it? The thing 371 00:22:59,599 --> 00:23:03,680 seemed to possible, But so did Unburglary. For that matter, 372 00:23:04,599 --> 00:23:07,400 Old John Westcote was one of the richest men in Riverbank. 373 00:23:07,839 --> 00:23:10,920 He was a retired merchant and as mean as sin. 374 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,319 He was the last man in Riverbank anyone would suspect 375 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:18,119 of leaving spoons and forks in other people's houses. But 376 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,079 how did it come that he had pansy stains on 377 00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:24,920 the knees of his trousers. Filo Gubb thought of Old 378 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,920 John Westcote all day, and toward night he hit on 379 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,559 a solution wedding presence. From what he had heard, Old 380 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,279 John was or had been, the sort of man to 381 00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:38,480 accept a wedding invitation, go to the reception and eat 382 00:23:38,519 --> 00:23:40,920 his fill, and never send the bride so much as 383 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:45,720 a black wire hairpin. And now grown old, his conscience 384 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:48,880 might be hurting him. He might be in that semi 385 00:23:49,039 --> 00:23:53,359 senile state when restitution becomes a craze, and the ungiven 386 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,920 wedding presence might press upon his conscience. It was not 387 00:23:57,039 --> 00:24:00,000 at all unlikely that he had chosen the unburglary man 388 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,279 method of giving the presents at this late date. The 389 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:06,880 form of the unburgled goods, forks and spoons, and the 390 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:11,359 initials engraved upon them made this more likely. That night, 391 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,559 Detective Gub did not report in person or by docket 392 00:24:14,559 --> 00:24:17,920 to Marshall Whittaker. At seven o'clock he was hiding in 393 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:21,000 the hazel brush opposite Old John Westcote's lonely house on 394 00:24:21,079 --> 00:24:25,000 Poddock's Lane. At seven fifteen, the old man tottered from 395 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,759 his gate and tottered down the lane toward the more 396 00:24:27,839 --> 00:24:31,519 thickly settled part of town. Under his arm, he carried 397 00:24:31,519 --> 00:24:37,440 a small bundle, a bundle wrapped in newspaper. Detective Gub 398 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,279 waited until the old man was well in advance, and 399 00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:43,799 then slipped from the hazel brush and followed him, observing 400 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,319 all the rules foreshadowing and trailing as taught by the 401 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:52,519 Rising Sun Detective Agencies Correspondent School of Detecting. For three hours, 402 00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:56,119 the old man wandered the streets. Now he walked along 403 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,319 Main Street, peering anxiously into the faces of the pedestrians 404 00:24:59,319 --> 00:25:04,079 with purblind dies, and now walking the residence streets. Detective 405 00:25:04,079 --> 00:25:07,920 Gub kept close behind. As ten o'clock struck from the 406 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,079 clock in the high School tower, Old John Westcote quickened 407 00:25:11,079 --> 00:25:13,759 his steps a little and walked toward the opposite end 408 00:25:13,759 --> 00:25:17,480 of the town, where the lumber yards are. Down the 409 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,680 hill into the lumber district, he walked, and Detective Gub 410 00:25:20,759 --> 00:25:24,160 dodged from tree to tree. Half way down the hill, 411 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:28,240 the old man hesitated. He glanced around. At his side 412 00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:31,799 was a mass of lilac bushes, seemingly strangely out of 413 00:25:31,799 --> 00:25:35,680 place among the huge piles of lumber without stopping. The 414 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,119 old man with the bundle slide from under his arm 415 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,359 and fall on the walk. For a moment, it lay 416 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,839 like a white spot on the walk, and then it 417 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:48,079 moved rapidly out of sight into the bushes. Bundles do 418 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,799 not move thus unless assisted, But Philo Gub was too 419 00:25:52,839 --> 00:25:54,880 far away to see the hand he knew must have 420 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,759 reached out for the bundle. He ran rapidly, keeping in 421 00:25:58,839 --> 00:26:02,400 the sawdust that formed the unfitful soil of the lumber yard, 422 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:06,079 until he dared come no nearer, and then he climbed 423 00:26:06,079 --> 00:26:08,759 to the top of the tallest lumber pile and lay flat. 424 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,160 He commanded every side of the hillside lumberyard, and he 425 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,119 did not have long to wait. 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It came from Car seventy eight 437 00:26:50,839 --> 00:26:55,039 eighty seven C B and Q. Run all the breath 438 00:26:55,039 --> 00:26:58,720 out of me, said the voice in a wheeze. Well 439 00:26:59,079 --> 00:27:03,880 did you get it? Whispered another voice. Sure, I got it. 440 00:27:04,079 --> 00:27:07,279 Got something anyway, Strike a match bill and let's see 441 00:27:07,319 --> 00:27:09,839 if he put up a job on us. If he did, 442 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,880 we'll blow him up tomorrow night. Hey, that's right, we 443 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,000 got a can of powder left under the pile by 444 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,000 the laylacks. How much is it? We told him one thousand, 445 00:27:20,079 --> 00:27:22,279 didn't we same as he'd give the law in order 446 00:27:22,319 --> 00:27:25,759 to help grab us. Now, listen, you take half of 447 00:27:25,799 --> 00:27:28,359 this and go one way, and I'll take half and 448 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,359 go the other. We can get away with five hundred apiece. 449 00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:34,480 And we got the five hundred a piece we got 450 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,079 for doin the dynamite job too. Say, I never thought 451 00:27:38,079 --> 00:27:40,480 to have a thousand dollars at once and be life. 452 00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:45,000 What's that? It was Filo Gubb slipping the car door 453 00:27:45,079 --> 00:27:47,640 latch over the stable and hammering home the hasp with 454 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,279 a rock. It was the engine backing against a long 455 00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,160 row of cars to make a coupling, and then moving 456 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:58,160 slowly forward toward Durlingport. As the heavy train got under way, 457 00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,640 the two rascals hammered on the side of the car 458 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,359 with their fists they swore they kicked against the doors. 459 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,960 Philo Gubb drew himself into the next open car as 460 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,640 the train moved away. About the same time, Officer Purcell 461 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,839 entered the Marshal's office, where Whittaker and Billy Guett sat 462 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:21,359 awaiting the coming of Philo Gubb. Purcell led John Gutman, 463 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,559 the town half wit. I got him, he said, proudly 464 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,119 caught him comin out of sam Whence's cellar window says. 465 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,759 He didn't mean no harm. Had a dream he was 466 00:28:31,799 --> 00:28:34,640 to leave spoons on all the society folks and he'd 467 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,839 be invited to all their parties. 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