1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:15,279 Speaker 1: Kalaroga Shark Media. 2 00:00:10,279 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 2: It air Johnny Mack with your daily comedy News. Netflix 3 00:00:13,679 --> 00:00:17,719 has released a trailer from Louisk's upcoming stand up special. 4 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,000 The special is titled Ridiculous, which I feel like he's 5 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:23,280 used at five times already, but I guess not. It'll 6 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,760 be out on Netflix on June thirtieth. It's louis first 7 00:00:26,879 --> 00:00:30,800 special on Netflix in nine years. You may recall that scandal. 8 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:35,000 Louise last Netflix special was in twenty seventeen. Since then, 9 00:00:35,039 --> 00:00:38,320 he has released several albums and specials through his own website. 10 00:00:38,359 --> 00:00:40,840 He also won Best Comedy Album at the Grammys in 11 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,039 twenty twenty two. That was his third The other two 12 00:00:44,079 --> 00:00:46,759 were before the scandals, in twenty twelve and twenty sixteen. 13 00:00:47,439 --> 00:00:49,880 In May, Louis k headlined a show at the Hollywood 14 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,320 Bowl as part of the Netflix As a Joke Comedy Festival, 15 00:00:52,399 --> 00:00:55,560 and the streaming special was announced. Well now it is here. 16 00:00:56,479 --> 00:00:58,560 During that show, CK's all the audience. That was my 17 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,640 last show on the tour, last time tell those jokes, 18 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,159 and I'm really happy I got to tell them to you. 19 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,079 Thank you very much for coming. Thank you to Netflix. 20 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,640 I really appreciate the gig. And there is a trailer. 21 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,760 Let's listen to it. I have edited out one F bomb. 22 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:13,799 Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad's eighty nine and he's in a home. Now, 23 00:01:14,599 --> 00:01:17,120 he's in a home. You know what that means. Right, 24 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,319 there's a pink plastic water pitcher in the room, you 25 00:01:19,359 --> 00:01:23,239 know what I mean. Yeah, he's in a home. My 26 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:26,560 sisters and I put him in a home because he 27 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:30,799 was too old to stop us from putting him in there. 28 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 2: He was just two weeks to resist being forced. 29 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,480 Speaker 3: So we went looking for a home to put our 30 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:46,200 dad in and we went on a tour and not 31 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:49,799 with him. But you don't you don't bring him on 32 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:54,079 the tour now, his first time there is the day 33 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:58,359 that if the last place he'll ever go. 34 00:02:02,439 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 2: You know what this place does? 35 00:02:03,519 --> 00:02:07,879 Speaker 3: You know what they do? You give them money and 36 00:02:07,959 --> 00:02:09,680 they take your father. 37 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,240 Speaker 2: They go this one. 38 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:17,639 Speaker 3: You go, yeah, and they they take him. They just 39 00:02:17,759 --> 00:02:20,479 push him in a chair away from you. 40 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 4: Just say. 41 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,360 Speaker 3: You don't even have to wave, you just watch. And 42 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,199 your father's like. 43 00:02:29,879 --> 00:02:32,719 Speaker 2: I didn't love that clip, And that's the clip you're 44 00:02:32,759 --> 00:02:36,360 choosing to put in the trailer. Maybe I'm sensitive because 45 00:02:36,439 --> 00:02:39,800 I had to put my mother and assisted living towards 46 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,439 the end of her life and I don't know, but 47 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,159 maybe it's not funny. You tell me. Comments are open 48 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,960 on Spotify and in the Facebook group Daily Comedy News 49 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,599 podcast group the Folks on the av Club wrote, based 50 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:53,840 on the material presented in the first clip, the actual 51 00:02:53,879 --> 00:02:56,080 content of the special is unlikely to garner the kind 52 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:59,280 of controversy that has deservedly followed work from Dave Chappelle 53 00:02:59,439 --> 00:03:02,479 or Kevin Hard. It's roast a first glance, c K 54 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:05,879 doesn't address any controversy. It looks like an attempt to 55 00:03:05,879 --> 00:03:08,439 return to business as usual in what Netflix's press material 56 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:11,000 describes as a quintessential set that shows he's still a 57 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,240 legend of the stand up world. Louis c K ridiculous 58 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,759 out on June thirtieth. As I said the other day, 59 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:20,159 he's probably the second best comedian of the twenty first century. 60 00:03:20,599 --> 00:03:23,439 So it's a complicated situation. Now, the story that is 61 00:03:23,479 --> 00:03:26,840 amusing me this week is this Nate Brighatzy thing. Incasion 62 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,599 missed it. Nate went to the UFC fight the other night. 63 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:33,479 He got photographed with Robert F. Kennedy and Cheryl Hines. 64 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:35,439 I believe the Vice president is in the background of 65 00:03:35,439 --> 00:03:38,159 that and people are like, hmm, is Nate Brighatzy a 66 00:03:38,199 --> 00:03:41,439 supporter of the President of the United States. Now, Nate 67 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:44,879 himself did not post a thing about the attendance. A 68 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:48,960 source says Nate discussed his attendance with his team, knowing 69 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,599 that his appearance would be interpreted as a political statement, 70 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:54,360 but decided to attend anyway. We are told that Nate 71 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,039 went because he's a big UFC fan and the appearance 72 00:03:57,159 --> 00:04:00,599 was quote not political. I guess that's why. Well, at 73 00:04:00,599 --> 00:04:02,919 this point, I think the cover up is worse than 74 00:04:02,919 --> 00:04:06,000 the crime. As they say, that's just a phrase I'm using. 75 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,680 Don't read anything into that, but Nate Gates getting a 76 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:10,840 lot of pick up. Yahoo wrote about it. They quoted 77 00:04:10,879 --> 00:04:15,039 some Twitter users, one called the comedian Maganate. That person said, 78 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,079 I used to enjoy Naperghetzy, but then I learned that 79 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:20,160 he thinks fascism is funny. Another person wrote, now I 80 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,120 love that guy, and I generally don't do boycotts, but 81 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,480 I'm done with him. I saw a lot of conversation 82 00:04:24,519 --> 00:04:27,160 on threads that people were done with Nate Brighetzy. One 83 00:04:27,199 --> 00:04:29,240 person wrote, we have tickets to see Nate in July. 84 00:04:29,439 --> 00:04:32,399 Sultan them back at half price this morning. I think, 85 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,759 just own it now. If you listen to the show 86 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,839 every day, I try not to get too political. If 87 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:38,959 you pay close attention to the spin I put on words, 88 00:04:38,959 --> 00:04:40,759 you can probably figure it out. But as I have 89 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,160 said in the past, the President of the United States 90 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:45,480 and I don't agree on all the issues. For example, 91 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:48,639 this week, I don't want to send Iran three hundred 92 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,600 billion dollars. But on the other hand, the President and 93 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,399 I are a line that NBC twelve thirty could be 94 00:04:53,439 --> 00:04:55,759 way better. Make twelve thirty great again. So you know, 95 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:59,680 just own it now. Interesting timing here. Nate's father, steven 96 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,920 sian comedian. He's got a special coming out Thursday. Maybe 97 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:08,519 Nate is a master of promotion. Stephen Burgetzi's debut magic 98 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:12,639 special will be on Nateland's entertainment YouTube page at two 99 00:05:12,639 --> 00:05:15,319 pm Pacific on Thursday. Weird time to put that out. 100 00:05:15,319 --> 00:05:17,720 It's called Out in a Minute taped at the Franklin 101 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,600 Theater in Tennessee. Out in a Minute blends old school illusions, 102 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:23,519 quick witted crowd work, and deeply personal stories from a 103 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:26,360 lifetime in show business from classic tricks he performed during 104 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,079 a Z Opryland days to one final stunt his family, 105 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,160 which is hid retire. Stephen Burgetzi turns the evening into 106 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:35,439 a celebration of comedy, magic and the wonderfully unique journey 107 00:05:35,439 --> 00:05:38,040 that helped shape the Bergazzie family on their way to 108 00:05:38,079 --> 00:05:40,959 attending the UFC event on the White House Lawn. John 109 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,560 Stewart commented on the UFC fight and said Sunday night 110 00:05:43,639 --> 00:05:45,920 gave the President and his acolytes an opportunity to rebut 111 00:05:45,959 --> 00:05:48,519 the joyous communion of teamwork that embodied the New York 112 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:52,319 Knickerbockers for a joyless Vegas style trudge through the People's 113 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:55,439 House and now transformed into a gold plated pummeling center. 114 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,480 Stuart said, what a gone awful mockery of an event 115 00:05:58,519 --> 00:06:00,319 that somehow managed to find a way to do value 116 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,920 both combat sports and our national dignity. Who even aired 117 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:07,040 this embarrassing stuff? The answer there is Paramount Plus. Who's 118 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,800 his boss? Stewart said, once again, the leaders of Paramount 119 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:13,240 Plus providing us all with incredible content at reasonable prices. 120 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,240 I am proud to stand with the Paramount family and 121 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:18,759 whatever shows they decide to either cancel or put on. 122 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,920 Did you see this thing? With the San Francisco Giants. 123 00:06:22,079 --> 00:06:25,319 They had Pride Night the other night, and some players 124 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,279 wrote some Biblical messages on their Pride hats. Rob Schneider 125 00:06:29,319 --> 00:06:32,160 has entered the discussion because of course he did. Rob 126 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,519 posted on Twitter, I will pay the fines for any 127 00:06:34,639 --> 00:06:37,360 MLB Christian player who wears a Bible verse on their uniform. 128 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:42,000 MLB is anti Christian. The San Francisco Giants said they 129 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,040 are proud to support Pride Night and the LGBTQ plus community. 130 00:06:45,199 --> 00:06:48,000 We also respect that individuals may make personal choices about 131 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,560 participating in team activations. We understand the choices by individual 132 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,639 players has caused pain and anger to many in the 133 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:57,399 LGBTQ plus community, and we are sorry for that. Also 134 00:06:57,519 --> 00:07:01,519 out of San Francisco, comedian Ahmed Ahmed was arrested last 135 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,680 year at San Francisco International Airport during a dispute with 136 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:08,040 airline staff. He says he was assaulted by deputies at 137 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:11,240 San Mateo County Jail. According to a lawsuit filed Monday 138 00:07:11,279 --> 00:07:15,480 in federal court, Ahmed Ahmed issuing the San Mateo County 139 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:19,680 Sheriff's Department for assault, battery, negligence, and other allegations. As 140 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,279 the story goes after missing a flight connection. When returning 141 00:07:22,319 --> 00:07:24,399 to the US from a work trip in Thailand, Ahmed 142 00:07:24,439 --> 00:07:26,959 and other frustrated passengers got into an argument with the 143 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:30,040 United Airlines representative in the early morning hours at SFO. 144 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,000 He was sent to a hotel with no available rooms. 145 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:36,240 He returned to the service desk around one am, exhausted, frustrated, 146 00:07:36,279 --> 00:07:38,720 and in need of help. The complaint said the agent 147 00:07:38,839 --> 00:07:43,079 was dismissive. From there, Ahmed apparently demanded assistance. The employee 148 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:46,480 called San Francisco Airport Police, saying Ahmed was being disorderly. 149 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:50,879 Police arrested him and transported him to the jail. Ahmed 150 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,319 said he sustained a broken wrist, elbow, and rib, as 151 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:56,319 well as bruises and lacerations from being punched, kicked, and 152 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:59,600 beaten by deputies. According to the complaint, He was then 153 00:07:59,639 --> 00:08:02,040 strapped to a chair in an isolation room with a 154 00:08:02,079 --> 00:08:06,120 hood over his head. The complaint also suggests that deputies 155 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,959 tried to remove his pants. I'm at in the statements 156 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,759 that I've spent my life trying to bring people together 157 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,360 through laughter. But what those officers did broke something in me. 158 00:08:13,399 --> 00:08:15,920 I was scared for my life. They tortured, humiliated, beat 159 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,600 and injured me. The trauma has scarred me physically, emotionally, psychologically, 160 00:08:19,639 --> 00:08:22,360 and spiritually. I was released without being charged with any 161 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:26,199 crime because I didn't do anything wrong. Wow, just serious 162 00:08:26,399 --> 00:08:28,680 all the way around there. We'll keep an eye on 163 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:33,120 that story, and awkwardly go to a commercial break. All right. 164 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,080 The rest of the show was pretty much a victory 165 00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:37,480 lap for the world champion New York Knicks. If that 166 00:08:37,519 --> 00:08:40,080 doesn't interest you, especially through the lens of Jimmy Fallon, 167 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:42,320 you are excused and I'll see you tomorrow. But for 168 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:45,279 everybody else, Tracy Morgan says he doesn't have a favorite 169 00:08:45,279 --> 00:08:48,360 New York Knicks player, but has crowned MVP Jalen Brunson 170 00:08:48,799 --> 00:08:51,919 the king of New York. Tracy Morgan told The Post, 171 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,080 I can't pick anyone out because everyone had a part 172 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,879 in it, the coaching staff, everyone had a part in it. 173 00:08:55,919 --> 00:08:57,879 So I won't do that. I won't single anyone out. 174 00:08:57,919 --> 00:08:59,799 But Brunson is the king of New York right now. 175 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:03,039 People have spoken. The New York Knicks were the guests 176 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:07,519 on the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. Now, normally I 177 00:09:07,639 --> 00:09:10,120 defend Jimmy fallon. But this first thing I'm gonna play 178 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:13,600 for you is so lame. It just it's not funny. 179 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:16,279 It's not entertaining. Jimmy, who is this? 180 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:20,360 Speaker 5: For Game one in Texas, New York brought it, y'all. 181 00:09:20,759 --> 00:09:24,559 Brunson put up thirty points, then shouted yeehaw. For Game two, 182 00:09:24,919 --> 00:09:28,519 much closer, Gay fans a heart attack. Thank god, Wemby 183 00:09:28,559 --> 00:09:31,919 passed the ball into his teammates' backs. Game three in 184 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:35,840 New York MSG was packed. New York City took an 185 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,360 l while one guy took a nap sweat. Game four 186 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:42,720 historic down by twenty nine. It's the reason I now 187 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:46,639 have an Annoby Shrine s. Game five the Spurs. We're 188 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,799 leading at the starts, but we believed because we all 189 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:55,080 have hearts and bridges and kat They all played really great, 190 00:09:54,799 --> 00:09:58,879 so now we'll all get turn it. That's forage New 191 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,600 York Knicks run starting five so much fun. Here's to 192 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:05,200 you time this year. How about at the same time 193 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:05,759 next year. 194 00:10:07,639 --> 00:10:09,159 Speaker 2: I mean, that was so bad that makes me want 195 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,399 to listen to Nicki Glazer sing. But by the way, 196 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,960 by the way, by the way, I did myself in 197 00:10:14,159 --> 00:10:15,399 I woke up in the middle of the night the 198 00:10:15,399 --> 00:10:18,519 other night last night actually with the Nicky Glazer song 199 00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:20,159 stuck in my head. So as much as I'm trying 200 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:23,120 to torture you, I wound up torturing myself. Just share 201 00:10:23,159 --> 00:10:26,639 the show anyway. Fortunately the actual Nicks came out. Here's 202 00:10:26,639 --> 00:10:28,960 their introduction. I have scoped this down for piecing. 203 00:10:32,039 --> 00:10:37,759 Speaker 4: Wow, MVP right here, Come on, my gosh, thank you 204 00:10:37,799 --> 00:10:42,519 for being here, and thank you, thank you for being here, 205 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,200 and thank you for bringing a championship to New York. 206 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:51,200 Speaker 2: On the coush with Jimmy Fallon, it's coach Mike Brown, 207 00:10:51,639 --> 00:10:53,759 Karl Anthony Towns, you know him as Cat, and the 208 00:10:53,799 --> 00:10:56,840 captain Jalen Brunson. Jimmy felln loses control of his own 209 00:10:56,879 --> 00:10:59,559 show for a little bit before asking Jalen Brunson about 210 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:00,960 his pre music routine. 211 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,200 Speaker 5: Jell and you scored a forty five points in a 212 00:11:04,279 --> 00:11:05,519 championship winning game. 213 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:24,039 Speaker 6: Right but Michael, same time? All right, right, I can't talk. 214 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,360 Michael Jordan is. 215 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:32,399 Speaker 5: The only other player in history to do that. What 216 00:11:32,639 --> 00:11:34,399 does it feel like when you go down the street 217 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:37,080 or you see this billboard in New York City of 218 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,919 Clyde Fraser passing the ball. 219 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,600 Speaker 6: That's the John. 220 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,159 Speaker 2: That's cool. 221 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,879 Speaker 5: That's crazy, that's it's pretty cool. 222 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:49,759 Speaker 7: That's really cool. I mean getting getting being able to 223 00:11:50,399 --> 00:11:52,600 know him and talked to him over the last couple 224 00:11:52,639 --> 00:11:54,960 of years. You just see the joy he has watching us, 225 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,759 and I'm just ready to thank for the relationship that 226 00:11:56,799 --> 00:12:00,039 we have. He means a lot to this community, the 227 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:03,000 next community in US and just uh, he's a pleasure 228 00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:03,399 to be around. 229 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:05,879 Speaker 5: Yeah, he's always there for you guys. And we talked 230 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,240 before when you're on the show before the game, you 231 00:12:08,279 --> 00:12:11,759 told me listening to Justin Bieber, and I was wondering 232 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,679 if that's still the case. And during the playoffs, do 233 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,559 you switch out the playlist or is it still Bieber? 234 00:12:16,639 --> 00:12:20,159 Speaker 7: Before the games? I switched it up every now and then, 235 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:26,120 but right before after Mike does his pregame talk has 236 00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:29,440 to be Beber, right before I run out. 237 00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:31,559 Speaker 4: I love you loyal. 238 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,159 Speaker 5: I can verify this, Yeah, right, y, Yeah, I can 239 00:12:35,279 --> 00:12:35,720 verify it. 240 00:12:35,919 --> 00:12:38,399 Speaker 2: Speaking of music, you may have noticed coach Mike Brown 241 00:12:38,519 --> 00:12:41,360 singing who Let the Dogs Out? During the ceremonies after 242 00:12:41,399 --> 00:12:44,919 the Knicks won the championship. Mike Brown tells the story 243 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,360 who let the Dogs Out? 244 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:48,600 Speaker 5: By the Baha Man. What is that song. 245 00:12:49,639 --> 00:12:50,600 Speaker 7: We got to put that to bed. 246 00:12:50,879 --> 00:12:56,120 Speaker 5: Yeah, where did that come from? Was that something you. 247 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:58,559 Speaker 7: Listen? 248 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,200 Speaker 1: Story? So I got too, He. 249 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,679 Speaker 5: Said, know what, we need the story as well. 250 00:13:02,759 --> 00:13:03,720 Speaker 7: We won't need this. 251 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,720 Speaker 1: I was an assistant San Antonio many moons ago. The 252 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:10,200 reporter that asked me the question, he said, what did 253 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,240 you learn during your time here when you coach the 254 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:17,200 seven year old dog's flag football team? And so I said, 255 00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:19,720 I said, I learned to cheer because we used to 256 00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:21,519 have all the parents come into the huddle, all the 257 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,000 kids come in the huddle before every game. We put 258 00:13:24,159 --> 00:13:26,919 everybody put their hands in, right, all right, we're gonna practice, 259 00:13:26,919 --> 00:13:28,799 and everybody to do this. Put your hands in, put 260 00:13:28,799 --> 00:13:31,480 your hands in. And then I'd go one, two, three, 261 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:48,759 I go loot the dogs. Not to walk out, to 262 00:13:48,879 --> 00:13:51,960 walk out, stop doing it. No, I won't do it anymore. 263 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,440 Speaker 2: So not to walk after that. 264 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,720 Speaker 1: After that day, I'm going back to the hotel thinking 265 00:13:55,759 --> 00:14:00,440 everything is good, right okay, And the players walk off 266 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,480 the bus first, every one of them that walked by me, 267 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,879 tap me on my shoulder and killed He was the 268 00:14:05,919 --> 00:14:08,759 toughest on me. He was to they killed me. And 269 00:14:08,799 --> 00:14:11,679 I will say one player, one player, on our team. Yes, 270 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,039 he tap my back, rubbed my shoulder. He looked down 271 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,600 at me, gave me the just just a sorry, just 272 00:14:18,639 --> 00:14:21,519 a sorry felt look, and he said, don't worry about 273 00:14:21,519 --> 00:14:23,480 a coach. It was Mikail Bridges. 274 00:14:24,039 --> 00:14:25,080 Speaker 7: Mikil mckis. 275 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:26,519 Speaker 4: He got your baddies. 276 00:14:26,639 --> 00:14:28,679 Speaker 2: Yes, he got kill Bridges. 277 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,320 Speaker 5: Can we talk about how he just compared me at 278 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,559 thirty to a seven year old? 279 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:34,759 Speaker 7: Yeah? 280 00:14:34,799 --> 00:14:36,840 Speaker 2: Yeah. By the way, on that that last boys, you're 281 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,159 hearing there, that's cat. You can just tell he's got 282 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,480 a quote unquote it. Jalen Brnson's a little tight still 283 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,039 with the media, but Cat's in natural paying attention to that. 284 00:14:45,559 --> 00:14:48,519 On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Jimmy Kimmel called it the best 285 00:14:48,519 --> 00:14:52,240 five game NBA Final Series ever. He then rattled off 286 00:14:52,279 --> 00:14:54,639 all the post game five stabbings, injuries and arrests in 287 00:14:54,679 --> 00:14:56,879 the aftermath and the Knicks win. Yes, some idiots in 288 00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:59,240 New York don't know how to behave. Kim joked that 289 00:14:59,279 --> 00:15:01,960 people worried that mayor Mum Donnie was going to destroy 290 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,639 New York. No one would have guessed it would be 291 00:15:03,639 --> 00:15:06,639 fans of the Knicks. Kimmel then showed some clips of 292 00:15:06,679 --> 00:15:10,080 Knicks fans getting routy, including destroying school buses and putting 293 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,080 Elmo's head on a spike. I'll come back to that, 294 00:15:12,639 --> 00:15:14,879 Kimo said, you know you're in a festive mood when 295 00:15:14,919 --> 00:15:16,720 you set fire to a school bus and nobody has 296 00:15:16,759 --> 00:15:19,159 a problem at all. So the Elmo thing was pretty funny. 297 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,559 The Elmo social media account posted something like let's have 298 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,639 a good game, rooting for both sides, and people pointed 299 00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:28,200 out that Sesame Street takes place in New York City 300 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:32,679 and called Elmo a treader. It was very, very funny 301 00:15:32,919 --> 00:15:36,000 reading the reactions to Elmo trying to both sides the 302 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,919 NBA Finals. No, you're from New York, you're a Knicks fan. 303 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,879 Elmo seth Meyer still has a show at twelve thirty. 304 00:15:41,879 --> 00:15:45,080 For some reason, he dedicated his Closer Look segment to 305 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,159 the Knicks. He said, I don't know where you're watching tonight, 306 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,000 but wherever you are, I guarantee it's not as much 307 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,799 fun as New York City is right now. That is true. 308 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,440 New York City is a lot of fun right now, 309 00:15:52,639 --> 00:15:54,799 no offense. But New York City is currently a cross 310 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,399 between Mardy grac Corichella and the Ray from the matrix. 311 00:15:57,679 --> 00:16:00,639 We got Nixon five World Cup, Fever, the Portteryay Parade, 312 00:16:00,679 --> 00:16:03,000 we got block parties, watch parties. We even got guys 313 00:16:03,039 --> 00:16:05,799 balancing trash cans on their heads. It all feels bigger 314 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,600 than sports. If you're in New York City right now, 315 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,279 whether you live here or you're just visiting, you could 316 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,159 jump on the f train and at any moment be 317 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,679 surrounded by people in Nick's gear, or Brazil gear, or 318 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,840 Morocco gear, or even Mets gear. And if you're from 319 00:16:16,879 --> 00:16:18,600 abroad and you don't know what the Mets logo is, 320 00:16:18,879 --> 00:16:21,600 it's the one on the hats of the sad people. Well, 321 00:16:21,799 --> 00:16:24,320 Seth Meyers actually made me laugh. I should just wrap 322 00:16:24,399 --> 00:16:25,679 up the show now, but I have to tell you 323 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,279 about New York Laughs is happening in New York City tonight, 324 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,000 and it's pretty cool. New York Laughs is a comedy 325 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:36,279 arts nonprofit that does world class stand up in public spaces. Tonight. 326 00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:41,159 James Austin Johnson is your headliner, joined by Jordan Fisher, 327 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:45,000 Charlene Kay and Olivia Carter. Lineups are subject to change, 328 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,360 but you'll find this at Lincoln Center tonight. Free limit 329 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,399 advanced tickets are free seating is first come, first served. 330 00:16:51,519 --> 00:16:54,080 So what you want to google there is ny laughs 331 00:16:54,159 --> 00:16:57,159 one word and that is your comedy news for today. 332 00:16:57,279 --> 00:16:59,600 Don't forget follow a show on Spotify or I'll play 333 00:16:59,679 --> 00:17:03,039 Nikki Laser saying turn notifications on so you never miss 334 00:17:03,039 --> 00:17:04,839 a show. 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