Speaker 1: And Taco shows, the good, the bad, and the games,
Speaker 1: the highlights and unfortunately the low lights that stood out
Speaker 1: this past week in the vast sea we called humanity one.
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Speaker 3: Open bar's no, no, no, no, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying gonna say I drinks, yeah, Pashar, you
Speaker 4: got my attention, man, it's just.
Speaker 3: Ripping, but no GINI contest. They're going to have a bar,
Speaker 3: drink responsibly.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 2: Let me get through the bad stack here, and trust me,
Speaker 2: there could have been more this week. I've paired it
Speaker 2: down a bit. I have at the stop at the
Speaker 2: top of this pile of waste of humanity. Fifty five
Speaker 2: year old Ronald Davis. He's the suspect of the deadly
Speaker 2: home invasion that left the elderly wife of an Orlando
Speaker 2: minister in critical condition, and she ultimately passed away a
Speaker 2: few days ago from the injury sustained in the home invasion.
Speaker 2: So sad man. Names released. In that Claremont incident the
Speaker 2: other night, twenty eight year old Christian Philson was the
Speaker 2: shooter who shot a female resident in that apartment complex,
Speaker 2: then turned a gun on himself but before firing on
Speaker 2: police and hours long standoff. Just bad situation all around. There,
Speaker 2: we've got guy over. In Melbourne, nineteen year old Julian
Speaker 2: Bedo reported that he'd been fighting with his father when
Speaker 2: his dad became unstable. Stated Julian says he was making
Speaker 2: a plate of food and his father got up from
Speaker 2: the couch and told him that he didn't deserve to
Speaker 2: have it because he wasn't working. He then made himself
Speaker 2: a plate anyway, and that's when the two got into
Speaker 2: a tussle and dad's now dead beat to.
Speaker 4: Death over a plate of food.
Speaker 2: Wow, the cosmetics warehouse shooting in Ohio earlier this week.
Speaker 2: Reginald Foster. He's a twenty eight year old. He was
Speaker 2: taken into custody by US Marshalls after being located at
Speaker 2: home about fifteen miles away in Columbus, Ohio from the
Speaker 2: New Albany Warehouse for the shooting unfold twelve hours prior.
Speaker 2: One killed, five others injured. You know, ten deaded an
Speaker 2: adult education center in Sweden. We talked about this god
Speaker 2: man that was Sweden's deadliest mass shooting. Yeah, sounds like
Speaker 2: it was a former student at this adult education center.
Speaker 2: Then we got to the Central Florida music teacher arrested
Speaker 2: for enticing minors in online sex acts. Orange County Public
Speaker 2: Schools confirmed the teacher's identity as a Tallow Benini, who's
Speaker 2: a music teacher at Hunter's Creek Middle School. He's a
Speaker 2: real sick oh documents. In the rest documents, Benini is
Speaker 2: alleged to a make contact with an eight year old
Speaker 2: boy and six year old boy in Maryland and entice
Speaker 2: them to perform sex acts in front of a computer.
Speaker 3: They'll get his in jail, don't you worry. I know
Speaker 3: there's no trying to make it feel good. Did you
Speaker 3: have the one about the the guy that was charged
Speaker 3: in raping the ninety something year old. They were just
Speaker 3: showing it again this morning on it. It's just disgusting
Speaker 3: people out there.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to the Good News Network for
Speaker 4: some good and enlightening news. Have you even opened it
Speaker 4: up yet too? Yes? I did. That's why I had
Speaker 4: to ask.
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, did you do the guy with
Speaker 3: the ninety something because I was just opening Yes, he's
Speaker 3: paying attention to taco.
Speaker 2: In case you're newer to the gathering here, he's big
Speaker 2: on headlines. Details in his world really our secondary. So
Speaker 2: you've heard the term ripped from the headlines. This is
Speaker 2: literally just ripping off the headlines. Yeah, I'll admit it.
Speaker 2: We have the second ever Pat Oh, brace yourself.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you're gonna be able to handle
Speaker 3: this one second.
Speaker 4: I'm waiting on it. You know what that one's going
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 3: Last, we have the ten year old who saved his
Speaker 3: sister's life after the plane crash, which was a horrific situation.
Speaker 3: There's no two ways about that. The plane, the big
Speaker 3: plane crash last week. See, yeah, where stuff was there
Speaker 3: was debris flying around and this kid hovered over ten
Speaker 3: year old boy hovered over his sister and got hit
Speaker 3: in the head of shrap DC one. I don't know
Speaker 3: which one it was, but it was it was one
Speaker 3: of the playing cresses.
Speaker 2: It was probably the Philly one because that hit the
Speaker 2: ground and stuff went flying everywhere.
Speaker 3: It was the Philly one because the kid had on
Speaker 3: his Phillies jersey.
Speaker 4: And when he came out of brain surgery, he's like, man,
Speaker 4: I missed the Super Bowl? Did we win?
Speaker 3: And the dad said, don't worry, it's next week and
Speaker 3: it and the second question out of his mouth did
Speaker 3: I save my sister?
Speaker 4: Said, yes, you did. You're a hero. And it was
Speaker 4: a Phillies jersey. Yeah, have the Eagles jersey? Eagles that's
Speaker 4: what I met. Yeah, it was an Eagles jersey.
Speaker 3: And he'll be going to that game anyway. Details I
Speaker 3: didn't have that headline in front of me. We have
Speaker 3: a world records jump roper, pal, little ten year old
Speaker 3: we have a world record jump roper uses his double
Speaker 3: Dutch jump ropes. Right, you're thinking, okay, Neat, you're a
Speaker 3: grown man who jump ropes and you got double Dutch
Speaker 3: jump ropes. He used him to save it teen and
Speaker 3: an icy pond. Pow.
Speaker 4: Uh, it's some bird sanctuary in England. Okay.
Speaker 3: Oh, how about this lottery ticket hidden in a woman's bible?
Speaker 3: It urt a million dollars pow, Virginia Lottery their lovers there.
Speaker 4: I've heard it's seen bumper stickers.
Speaker 3: Prisons across the world are a shaving days off sentences
Speaker 3: for every book read by the great.
Speaker 4: These guys could be reading crime books. Ye know, I'm
Speaker 4: not powing that that is unpalable.
Speaker 3: Uh, just like this segment's becoming unpalatable. We had a
Speaker 3: miracle in the Persian Gulf. Good Smardan's helped find a
Speaker 3: lost wedding ring that a dude lost. Uh, he hasn't
Speaker 3: taken off in fifty one years.
Speaker 4: Then how did he lose it?
Speaker 3: No, it slipped off his finger, probably, uh Powell, But
Speaker 3: that's cool. They went and helped him. Oh the Dutch
Speaker 3: look at that. This made the Good News Network. Remember
Speaker 3: the playgrounds having these kids not be wimpy anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bringing back some of the uh roll the
Speaker 2: dice type stuff.
Speaker 4: He saw there.
Speaker 3: Little Junior bust his chin open on that circle thing
Speaker 3: that you spin around at eight hundred miles an hour,
Speaker 3: good old monkey bars.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we give them that A pal who hasn't
Speaker 2: who hasn't enjoyed a trip to the emergency room with
Speaker 2: a busted chin.
Speaker 3: Oh look at this character. It's a cool score too,
Speaker 3: they explained to the ladies.
Speaker 4: Oh I was you busted on a seesaw pussy? Uh?
Speaker 3: This DJ, you know, like a house spinning DJ, like
Speaker 3: wiggedy wiggy whack dude.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: He teaches his parents how to use decks. I guess
Speaker 3: that's what you call, you know, turntables. Anyway, Now they
Speaker 3: host kitchen raves whenever they want.
Speaker 4: So this is a douche store. Sorry, Oh you ready,
Speaker 4: aren't you?
Speaker 2: I've been bracing for a while now for the one
Speaker 2: that was still opening.
Speaker 3: Cats with all arthritis are wearing caps in ground baking
Speaker 3: breaking research to understand and relieve their pain.
Speaker 4: Look at this little cat man. It's a cat and
Speaker 4: a cap. It's helping. It's an authritic cat.
Speaker 2: Why is it wearing something on its head?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I must trigger some nerves up there to make the
Speaker 4: brain warmer and see this is where we Uh.
Speaker 2: Some additional information would be nice, which I'm sure there's
Speaker 2: more than a few listeners and myself.
Speaker 4: Who would you know?
Speaker 3: A cat and a cap is not a bad thing.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to the groundbreaking one. You're ready
Speaker 3: for this, people, Yes we are, of course. The second
Speaker 3: ever elusive night parrot So second ever, only two elusive
Speaker 3: night parrot egg.
Speaker 4: Oh so the egg's elusive anyway.
Speaker 3: Second ever elusive night parrot egg discovered in Australia, where
Speaker 3: it had been exceedin for one hundred years. I know
Speaker 3: why it's extinct because if there's parrotsk squawking all night
Speaker 3: and talking to you, going, she's got a big fat
Speaker 3: aye keeping you up all night, I'd make them extinct too.
Speaker 4: I'd let the authoritic cats go to go get all
Speaker 4: those parrots. But they have an egg. Pow. Thank you Taco.
Speaker 4: It was enlightening. God, I got energy now.
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