Speaker 1: Cool, Ruth and Simulation Growth and Simulation Weird.
Speaker 2: Sam Trickley, Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Simulations starring
Johnny Woodard. We're in it. This might be the final show. Everybody.
Johnny's coming in Hot Johnny. Johnny's talking about, Oh, you're
stealing my jokes. I just sing so good. I'm like,
I might get copyrighted. And John's like, Oh, you're doing
that joke for me, Johnny, I'm not. I'm not court stenographer. Okay,
I'm not writing.
Speaker 3: Everything's saying it a lot. I just know you're saying
a whole lot.
Speaker 2: Well because I'm so good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just didn't want it to turn into you to
your why don't you marry it? And then and then
I get no credits?
Speaker 2: Oh, Johnny, john Okay, Johnny got you? Got you Johnny.
Speaker 3: Speaking, I got you? Uh, somebody attempted to get you.
Speaker 2: Oh is that our hot topic?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's our.
Speaker 2: Topic out the gay bro Johnny pulling no punches hot.
Speaker 3: So Twitter TikTok is home of Okay, So our community,
what do you call the community. We're a part of, Sam,
what do you call it?
Speaker 2: Well, the fans are the swarm and I would say
we're part of what they call the truth community.
Speaker 3: The truth community, okay, the truth community. The truth community
is a big tent. We you know, there's a lot.
All are welcome, All are welcome, and out to the
fringes of that tent in an area called TikTok Land.
There's some crazy stuff going on. And are you a
TikTok guy? Are you tiktoking? I can't, I don't. I have.
You know how people say they don't have the attention
span for some I have the opposite of whatever. The
opposite of that is, I have too much attention span
for TikTok.
Speaker 2: I just well, it's it's to me if there's just
too many AI videos on there for me, Oh that's
too yeah.
Speaker 3: And it's that same black voice that sounds kind of
like Morgan Freeman, but not enough to get caught.
Speaker 2: It's just too much AI.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And you know, to be honest with you, there's talk
right now, Johnny that Mark Zuckerberg might have to give
up Instagram. I know, we talked about that cash Daddy's
I'm hoping for that, but sometimes it's the devil, you know,
you know, So we'll see what happens. We'll see what happens,
you know. But I didn't get this video from TikTok.
He might have taken it from I.
Speaker 3: Was gonna say what I was getting to this guy's interest.
So he this, this gentleman who has targeted Sam is
one of the more prominent schitzos on TikTok, and he
has come after Sam. You just want to launch into
this video. You retweeted this the other day. What did
you say when you retweeted it or Instagram?
Speaker 2: I just said, the greatest, the best comedy you'll see
all day. I just want to say something. I've seen
this guy a lot, like he gets shoved into my feed. Yes, right,
he's the I don't know, he's like the fittest flat
earther or something like that. He's not like a American
dad chin and he's always going super deep. Right, And
this is the problem we always we always talk about
how the left eats itself alive. That's what we always.
Speaker 3: Be careful with your hands there, buddy, Okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, sorry, this is it.
Speaker 3: He's obviously a crypt you were really close to brand.
Speaker 2: He's part of the secret society of lobster Men.
Speaker 3: For God, people.
Speaker 2: Okay, so look like you know there he's he's uh,
he's just that person that they always say that the
left eats eats themselves alive. They're always like cannibalizing themselves. Well,
the conspiracy side does that as well. Meaning if you
don't believe exactly everything they believe, you're controlled opposition, Johnny.
How many times have I said I'm not controlled that position?
And why am I not controlled opposition?
Speaker 3: A few times? Yeah, fair few?
Speaker 2: Because they drive a Mitsubishi. Yeah that's one of the many, right,
that's one of the many reasons I'm doing it.
Speaker 3: And I got I got, I got I got.
Speaker 2: Clothes over here.
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, man, Yeah, this man has a
two car garage and he is filled with junk.
Speaker 2: He does, Yeah, it's filled with junk, Johnny, Why don't
they realize that I'm controlled off would have somebody, some
servants coming over cleaning his garage weekly, somebody who's called
me a mitsubishie shill, unbelievable.
Speaker 3: And so and tell me now, maybe you tell me
now you're a little more open minded, I will say,
to be generous than I am toward these things. So,
but every time this guy comes across my feed I'm
thinking it's the dumbest ship I've ever seen it all.
Speaker 2: The time, like this guy is he's and it's fine
because there's people think I'm off my rocker.
Speaker 3: But the stuff says like if you if you don't
know this guy what and we're gonna show him in
a second. What he likes to talk about is how
pretty much every celebrity is just another dead celebrity from before, fake.
Speaker 2: The successful more successful than him. And I don't even
know if I'm more successful than him because in everybody's feeds,
so he would be way more successful than me. Johnny,
I'm part of the secret society of the Flamingos right now. Okay,
this is our this is how Hello ah easy easy, Okay,
So I don't know he could be bigger than me.
It's it's to I'm finally I don't care. But it's
like this notion that anybody who has any success is
automatically controlled opposition and they're just people that it just clicks.
You just meet them, you get it. It clicks. And
I mean, I've said this before and I'll say it again.
I can tell you why Joe Rogan blew up and
I can tell you why why eating Carol blew up?
You know, I could just tell you why and like, Okay, Johnny, enough,
I'm just trying to like communicate with you.
Speaker 3: You're kind of getting what he's talking about, Okay, little
bit first, there's.
Speaker 1: Someone seeking truth, but you don't want the full truth.
You just want half truths and just enough truth to
keep you distracted and occupied, and not enough truth to
really figure out who or where we are or have
a full spiritual awakening. Well, foll along. I have just
the perfect three individuals who will always just give you
a little bit of truth and a whole lot of lies.
There are three controlled opposition I mean three individuals that
all have their own shows that supposedly talk about conspiracies
and they try to get to the bottom of many truths.
Joe Rogan everyone knows him and the Joe Rogan Podcast.
Sam Tripley has the Tinfoil Hat podcast. And Ian Carroll.
He is big on the scene now. He was just
on the Joe Rogan podcast. And while these are three individuals,
like I said, that claim to be truth seekers, but
there are anything. But he's so big as part of
the club, as all the celebrities are part of the club.
They're just rolled out on a red carpet for the
people seeking.
Speaker 2: Yes, you can't just stop. I don't know what happened,
so because I want them to see the picture he
put in me. That's why I want.
Speaker 1: Are use someone seeking truth, but you don't want the fold.
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't. It's the way they do video clips.
Speaker 2: Nony's too hot for acts. Just hit on the video,
just hit it, hit the video, tap the video stops it.
Speaker 1: Are use someone seeking truth, but you don't want the
full truth. You just want half truths and just enough
truth to keep you distracted and occupied and.
Speaker 3: Not enough loaded it into into the clips thing on
stream yard and they don't have a pause. Let me
just pull it up here. I got it right.
Speaker 2: It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I'll just do it the old fashioned way.
Speaker 2: It's just so okay.
Speaker 3: But yeah, and he has this, uh, he has this
way of sharing information where he's like, what do I know?
You know, all shucks, I'm just a good guy here,
just asking you know. It's just like, if you're not
as open minded as me to everything ever.
Speaker 2: You you might be if if you're not open minded
to everything I mean, do you might be controlled opposition?
Speaker 3: All right, can't wait? Well, no, that's I'm sorry, that's
a screenshot. Hold on just a second. I had to
do some screenshots earlier to to make our little thumbnail
where respect here there.
Speaker 2: Guys, this is what happens when you go live.
Speaker 3: It gets yeah, yeah, that's all. Yeah, this all gets
cast of of the of the show here.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: You don't want the full you just want half truths
and just enough.
Speaker 2: Dude, the amount of energy this guy expends moving that chin.
Speaker 1: Really figure out who or where we are or have
a full spiritual awakening. Well, foll along. I have just
the perfect three individuals who will always just give you
a little bit of truth and a whole lot of lies.
There are three controlled opposition, I mean three individes. They
supposedly talk about conspiracies and they try to get to
the bottom of many truths. Joe Rogan everyone knows him
and the Joe Rogan Podcast. Sam Tripley has the Tenfoil
Hat podcast. And Ian Carrol he is big on the
scene now he was just the Joe Rogan Podcast. And well,
these are three individuals.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing about He's so controlled. He doesn't he
have his own logo. That's how controlled Carroll is. He
does he have his own logo? Yeah, everybody control. Everybody
knows the CIA does your logo.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows that.
Speaker 2: That's why it's the best logo. Look at that logo.
Joe Rogan's got a great logo, but I thig Daddy's
is the best.
Speaker 3: It is suspicions. Joe Rogan's had that logo since very
early on.
Speaker 2: Very early. Well he's doing a lot of psychedelics very early.
Speaker 3: That professional logo.
Speaker 2: Thank you. By the way, Johnny, I'm thinking about changing
the names of the of our fans from the Broke
into the Secret Society of the Flamingos.
Speaker 3: Give me comments, all right, let's let's see what mister
icewall a nice hat. By the way, ice wall.
Speaker 1: I said that claimed to be truth seekers, but there
anything but that part of.
Speaker 2: The stop it. Now look at the picture he has
to me. Yea, how that's a long time ago, because
I got everys going on, right, I got three Look
at Rogan here, dude, right, get dude, it's so crazy.
But if you even go to my my picture right there, right,
you'll notice the shirt that Joe Rogan is wearing. I
gave him that shirt that day, and Joe was always nice.
If you gave him a shirt that time, he would
put it right on to help promote whatever you're doing. Right,
so he has the Naughty Show. What does that tell
you about the hid period of this picture?
Speaker 3: Very very long ago.
Speaker 2: It happened before ten fall hat Look at what?
Speaker 3: Well, what is ian cars supposed to be? He's just
given the peace sign and with a hot Asian chick, Like,
what is he doing wrong there?
Speaker 2: I don't even know, dude. He's sitting with the Asian
chick and because there's a checkerboard behind him, they must
have put that there. That makes them And that's it.
Joe Rogan's doing the okay, right there, we.
Speaker 3: Got a race, to be honest. I think he's at
some kind of race or something.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's racing, maybe he's racing the knock the bottom
all that Asian.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but he could be his girl or something.
Must be easy. But yeah, she's sexy.
Speaker 2: Okay, look at this, says naughty show. This is pre
Look at the number. Look at what number Joe Rogan's
at right now? I think he's got three thousand. This
is under four hundred episodes, three hundred and ninety eight.
Speaker 3: That's a Rogan episode. Oh I guess okay, that's a
Joe Rogan episode. That's so cool with him to wear
on his show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, dude, it's like so crazy. That's how
long ago this picture's taken from. And yes, I was
in the Conspiracies and I had no clue about hand
signals at that time. This hand signal which is the
devil horns. At that time, I thought it was Ronnie
James dio.
Speaker 3: Dude, every rock and roller on the planet does do
you do? You put a lot? I don't put any
stock in the hand signals, dude, especially.
Speaker 2: When it's it's so stupid. Dude. It's on the.
Speaker 3: Left here that is later, but it's still a long
time ago. On the left there, that's.
Speaker 2: So long ago. It's so effing long ago, and it's
so dumb. It's just a you know, most ninety five
to ninety seven percent of the population thinks that hand
signal means rock and roll exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And I would put that, I would say,
that's like twenty seventeen on the on the one on
the left there.
Speaker 2: It's so long ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so long ago.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I haven't aged at all, but so
long ago.
Speaker 3: All right, this guy's gonna he's gonna wreck you a
little more. Here, Sam, here we go. I can't. Are
you shaking in your boots here?
Speaker 2: Celebrities, My this is my humiliation ritual. That's why I
have to get it in to be the leader of
the Secret Society of the Flamingos.
Speaker 1: Part of the club. They're just rolled out on a
red carpet for the people seeking truth so they can
gate keep the real truth that is going to awaken
you to take your power back. And you can see
they always will tell us Joe with his fingers and
Joe sir looks. We'll get to this, but he sure
looks awful feminine in those pictures.
Speaker 3: Is he gonna say, Joe Rogan is because I didn't
watch this whole video because I have a life and we're.
Speaker 2: Gonna watch it, Johnny, We're to watch the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Does he Is he gonna say that Joe Rogan was
because that's one of his favorite, like Pat Pat hobbies
is to is to pretend hunt Elk with a bow
stapp He's like built like like a Neanderthal dude.
Speaker 2: The guy has gorilla hands. Yeah, guy, he's got black belt,
three different martial arts and hunts.
Speaker 3: ELK, you lost all If he's suggesting that he's lost
all credible.
Speaker 2: Brogan's got some dsls right there. That's all he's saying.
Speaker 1: Okay, And they always tell us what their devila horns
and the duality black and white checkerboard, and even the
peace sign. They let you know, you just got to
be paying attention.
Speaker 2: Stop. Stop. He even called it the peace sign. It's
like he even called the occult symbolism of whatever represents.
He called it the peace.
Speaker 3: Sign, which what occult thing is it supposed to be
like a pyramid or something.
Speaker 2: He's really he's really doing it, I think. Is the
one where they go over the eye like that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, of course, right.
Speaker 2: That's what he's going. That's what he's saying. And Joe's
just doing the peace sign.
Speaker 3: No, Joe's doing okay, you're.
Speaker 2: Okay, or he's German saying three. We don't know.
Speaker 3: Yet, that's no German three? Is this German three?
Speaker 2: Is that right? Johnny? That is the hand signal of
the secret. So sidey of the Flamingos. Are you guys
in are you part of the secret side of the Flamingos?
Speaker 3: All right, here, let's see what this is.
Speaker 1: Brogan here looking awfully feminine with.
Speaker 2: Broken if feminine, we're all twinks.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's the dumbest thing ever.
Speaker 1: Oh dear sassy little face.
Speaker 3: But like I said, dude, he would rip this guy's
head off if he would choke him out and butt
fuck him.
Speaker 2: We're on YouTube, Yeah, well, I guess that's our one.
Speaker 3: That's our one.
Speaker 1: They're gonna feed you a whole lot of truth, but
they're not gonna get to the topics that are really
gonna wake you up. For example, he has Jimmy Hendrix
sitting right in his background.
Speaker 2: This is the best.
Speaker 3: Wait did you see, dude? His dog came in the
frame there for a second. Wait a minute, I've never
noticed that. Watch for watch right here around Joe Rogan,
like the two between the black and white Joe Rogan
and the ball Joe Rogan on the bottom, watch watch.
Speaker 1: Sitting right in his background. And well, if you are
any type of truth seeker whatsoever.
Speaker 2: This makes me think this guy's AI. This guy isn't
even real it could be he's an AI guy.
Speaker 1: One of the very early things that you realize is
that Jimmy Hendrix faked his death and became Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, this guy puts no effort.
Speaker 2: You can hear. Maybe you got everybody just think what
this guy is saying. You are all controlled ops because
you don't know that Jimmy Hendricks turned into Morgan Freeman.
You don't know it. You don't know it. And if
you don't know it, you are working for the CIA.
Speaker 3: Their voices sounded nothing unlike Morgan Freeman's, like like a Southern.
Speaker 2: Guy that this guy goes. If you don't realize that
black people that look alike are actually the same people,
then you the same exact person. You'll you might be
controlled opposition. If you don't know that any black people
that look exactly alike are the same person, you might
be controlled opposition.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just oh, dear, and and and and
you know, he just you can tell he tosses these
things off. He still has air conditioner going. You can
hear in the background his dogs walking around. Get a
green screen, dude, you're talking. This guy talks to a
lot of people like a lot of people.
Speaker 2: This guy talks.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of people.
Speaker 3: No, no, no investment.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've done a video on it. Oh you're awake
at all. This is something you come across. But he
would never talk about this in a million years because
and it awakens you to the fact that there are
so many fake deaths in Hollywood and the music industry,
and there are so many people playing multiple, multiple roles.
But he would never talk about this type of thing,
just like none of them would ever dare give credence
to Flatter. Yes, Sam talks about it once and a
while right.
Speaker 2: There, that's my favorite part. That's my favorite part. They
would never talk about this. And yes Sam talks about it. Okay, yes, yeah,
will never do it. Yes he did a couple of times. Okay,
I mean Hip is my best friend. I go on
the road with Eddie Bravo.
Speaker 3: Austin was on the show.
Speaker 2: I mean, like what Flatter day? I had a guy
named Flat on the show multiple times.
Speaker 3: Yes, Oh, this guy is just too much.
Speaker 1: So that's what they do is they throw out their
fish hook and they reel you in by telling you
things that you want to hear, so they can make
sure to steer you in the directions they want. And
this guy, I Carroll, he has so many people fooled
because he does. He puts out a lot of truth.
Speaker 2: But the one time that you know what he just
said right there, this guy's controlled opposition. He puts out
a lot of truth and their air gun ere ago.
Because I am a conspiracy logic man, that means you're
controlled opposition. Yes, he puts out a lot of logic,
he puts out a lot a lot of truth, but
that truth is controlled opposition truth. I mean, like, this
is how far we've gone, Johnny. This is how mainstream
the conspiracy theorist community is. Because now if you talk
about the Jays, you're controlled up. And if you don't
go deep enough to talk about how Jimmy Hendrix went
went went from being on Jimmy Hendrix to being on
a kid show a year later, you are you might
be controlled opposition.
Speaker 1: Sure if someone's just a liar and a gatekeeper, is
a mock flatter and they don't give it any credence whatsoever.
And well, he was on the Joe Rogan podcast recently,
and of course he had to get his two punches
in on flat Earth. And I'll let you listen. And
before we even get to that, he has even talked
about it on his ex account and makes one of
the flat earth because it's easy to explain a way
that we live on a globe. Guys, I'm not talking
to anyone out here that isn't fully awake. I'm talking
to people right now who know what I know about
the celebrities, faking desk, you dog, stationary, couple.
Speaker 2: Of voices in your head.
Speaker 3: It's all the people he met in the mental ward
of the hospital, and it's.
Speaker 2: Just like, hey, dude, I'm glad. Dude's great. I know
you're I know how you play. You talk about everybody,
so people like us talk about you and spread your
your insanity around. And that's that's how you do it.
Speaker 3: He's the fisherman.
Speaker 2: You are fishing. You are fisherman. He got a fisherman.
Speaker 1: Okay, flat on rotating world. He knows that, and he
just wants to make sure you don't know that. And
let's get to the clip. I mean you'll see that
he and Joe they always dance around and make sure
to make fun of him.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this, Okay. The reason everybody talks about
flat Earth big Chin Man is because Eddie Bravo went
on Joe Rogan and talked about it. Two things are
everywhere because of Joe Rogan, jiu jitsu and flat Earth.
He is the catalyst to push that out.
Speaker 3: Look into It. That was the whole thing that started.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where that's where look into it, look into it.
That's where it all came from him. When when when
Eddie had to go three on one. But I've said
before and I'll say it again, Joe Rogan is really
great at getting a message out and also pretending like
he's not into it, which allows him not to get
all the fucking he eat from saying it. It's so
it's so insane these people also, And.
Speaker 3: It's funny because that's the exact thing that he's getting
ship from Douglas Murray for you know, is having for
what you just said. So he's getting it from both sides.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: It just proves that when you're that big, you can't
you can't really win.
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's the new every anyone, every one of
my friends who get a new special on Netflix, it
automatically gets annihilated. Because YouTube has become such a negative
hellhole that you have to. Basically, you put some salacious
title blah blah blah bombed, and then people click on
it because they're not happy with their life. How many
times have we said space is faking gay? How many times?
How many times have I said that I think space
is liquid, like it's absolutely insane.
Speaker 3: We'll be saying that later, by the way, the Little
Blue Origin.
Speaker 2: Uh, we'll get into that, Katy Perry. Space is the.
Speaker 1: Key to fully awakening and fully taking your power back
and fully knowing who's lying to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I want you to notice he hasn't given any
proof of anything at all, nothing, okay. His only thing
is that look at these hands signals in which he
openly admits Joe's doing the peace sign and doing the okay.
So he said the okay sign. He he himself has
labeled that the okay sign go on. And I don't
even hate this guy. I don't even hate him. I
would just chuckle at how retarded he got.
Speaker 3: Well, I well, honestly, I don't even think he believes
half the ship guy. And and I think, now, well,
someone said that he said. This guy said somewhere someone
told me this, and I asked him to send it
to me and they haven't yet that he said somewhere
that he's just having a laugh like he's not serious. Uh,
but I I have seen no proof of that, So.
Speaker 2: That you hate when someone gives that disclaimer.
Speaker 3: I do kind of like.
Speaker 2: To shield them from responsibility for their words. What just
what I know, And that's what he does all promise
secret side and the Flamingos.
Speaker 1: They pushed the alien there because that's what if you're
part of the club.
Speaker 4: As to your Elon's answer to your alien question the
other day, which I understand that.
Speaker 5: You can talk about it, and that's how I take
all of his answers about aliens. Yeah, yeah, okay, I try.
I had to try, all right. I don't ask him
about it off air either. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: I mean, like you got to respect a man's like
private like he's got NDA's up to the wazoo for
that kind of so he has top secret military clearance
and he runs SpaceX bingo.
Speaker 2: Yeah I wouldn't.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't say jack ship.
Speaker 4: And that's where flats they're all real, they're they're very
That's what I would say too. He's going to talk
about I think the flat earth a lot of the
evidence that gets cited as flat earth, like, for example,
NASA fakes footage, and if you look into it, it's
fucking obvious that NASA is putting out fake footage.
Speaker 5: They're clearly on wires in some of that footage.
Speaker 4: Clearly some of that footage is underwater and there's bubbles
fucking floating up and shit.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you have half a brain, you could
see stop it, stop it.
Speaker 2: Stop it. What did he say there? What did he
say there? Okay, that that a conspiracy theorist doesn't believe
Let me ask you that he just said they faked
the footage underwater? All bullshit? What what part of that
is not what you enjoy as a as a conspiracy theorist? Totally?
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, yeah, I mean he's the thing. He has
his definition of what is holy. You know, it's just
so narrow that anybody who has any kind of divergent
view on anything, even if it's uh uh, you know,
you just disagree slightly about the nature of where we live, right,
you're thrown out.
Speaker 2: It's more dangerous to talk about flat earth or the Jays.
I never see this guy ever talk. Maybe he does,
but the clips that come into my thing. He's never
talking about the Jays.
Speaker 3: No, He's always talking about people that used to be
women and people that used to be dead. That's all
he's ever, this guy he's obsessed with. I just think
it's entertainment. Honestly, I think he's one of these guys
that's like.
Speaker 2: But wouldn't that be considered a grifter? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course he's a christ.
Speaker 1: That he was just waiting his intro to bring up
flat earth so he can discredit what people think. What's
the rest And.
Speaker 4: If you look into it, it's fucking obvious that NASA
is putting out fake footage.
Speaker 5: They're clearly on wires that.
Speaker 4: Some of that footage, clearly some of that footage is
underwater and there's bubbles fucking floating up and shit, just like.
Speaker 2: What oh oh, okay, okay, because he didn't use the
word he wanted him to use, which is all.
Speaker 4: Yes, NASSA publishes all kinds of footage from like the
ISS do. They have live streams, so they do like videos,
and no one ever watches because like whoever watches.
Speaker 5: Some of the ISS footage is fake.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of footage you can find online that
has come that is coming from NASA where there's like
little slips or like a guy is like they're doing
their floating ship and then the buddy reaches out and
grabs where a wire is to help his buddy get
back into frame, like little slips of the mind where
they're like just trying to orchestrate the other.
Speaker 5: And I've never seen any of that, and who knows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So all I'm saying is that gets sighted by
flat earthers as like NASA is covering up flatter And
what I'm saying is that there's a lot of reasons
why NASA would cover up and produce fake footage from
something like every single one of them rhymes with aliens,
Because if there's any type of aliens going on up here,
it's very possible that they are up there in that
fucking space station or the like. They could be like
I don't know, and I'm not saying I think they
are for sure. I'm just saying that people tend to
look at a piece of evidence and jump too quickly
on the one explanation that they're sure is right, and
sometimes there's other explanations, and aliens apply to so many
parts of our world, like demons sound very much like
the UAP phenomenon to me, right, a lot of these
religious beliefs sound very much like explainable just with different
wording by UAP phenomenon, as in some of these aliens
we seem to be we seem to be being told
that they communicate telepathically, they have energetic ability, right. I
just I'm getting to the point where I'm suspecting that
we're going to have be finding out that religion is
like humans trying to interpret these phenomenon over millennia in
all the human ways we would and telling stories about them.
And I'm not saying that God is not real. I'm
saying God is real and and that does not diminish.
Speaker 2: God at all.
Speaker 4: I almost think.
Speaker 2: So because you don't agree with his take on it.
He's controlled up because he does not see the world
the way you do. I think they're demons. I think
there are angels and demons. That's what I think. Okay,
that's what I think. Is This is why the the
the conspiracy community, just like the Libertarian Party, can never
come because you just have a bunch of wild people
who just refuse to admit to everyone sees the world
a little different yeah, I mean, Johnny, We've had multiple
guests on recently where either you or I didn't agree
with what they were saying. Yeah, the show, the whole
thing is to allow people to say what they want
to say and let God have mercy on their souls
in the comments section. That is the point of tim
fall hat.
Speaker 3: And what you know, I don't know what hean is
saying makes a lot of sense. I don't necessarily agree
with his his uh where he falls and it doesn't
seem like he's it doesn't seem like he's committed to
the idea that it's an alien explanation. But what he's
saying makes a lot of sense. Which if that was true,
if NASA was trying to hide something, then flat Earth
would be the most wonderful thing for them because they
could explain that kind of get it all swept and
discredited under that.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: But I don't know. This guy litmus tests for people,
and where we are we're too small a community growing,
but we're too small a community to have litmus tests,
you know, that just rule people out.
Speaker 2: It's about and it's like everyone's welcomed. This guy just
wants to be one group of people who all agree
with him.
Speaker 3: Yes, I want yeah, and I just love that you
got you got sprayed in this drive by here.
Speaker 2: I love it. I love it. Right after we got
named the number four conspiracy podcasts. By the way, whoever
put that together, God bless you, thank you. I think
they're called a million million podcasts dot Com. God bless you.
I don't know why certain shows weren't there that should
be there. You you know, the Unwanted Conspiracy Social Club,
a ripple effect with Ricky Uh. You can go down
the whole list of really great, great great those conspiracy
guys like, where where were any of them? Again? No
list is gonna make anybody happy. And sometimes when you
put out a list, you purposely leave people off or
vote them rank them way lower, so everyone starts yelling
with each other. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, Neffhelum
death Squad not there. They're blowing up. You're welcome.
Speaker 3: My family thinks I'm crazy.
Speaker 2: They're number thirty. He was number thirty dollars on the list.
Speaker 3: Really, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: And he's in the comments section.
Speaker 3: Congratulations make me think of it. So, I mean, are
we done with this idiot? Or should we listen this
more know jumped a little far if he leaves.
Speaker 5: Because agree, I cover up and be more.
Speaker 1: They're covering up when look, these guys couldn't be more
full of dog crap. Dog if you loaded a whole
bunch of dog crap.
Speaker 3: Down their mouth, really created there, bro.
Speaker 1: Guys, they're part of the agenda. They pushed the mainstream
narrative and with a whole lot of truth around it. Johnny,
there's a few things, Johnny.
Speaker 2: We can't upload our own episodes to YouTube because they
strike us. And the person, whoever it is, whether it's
Mark or some fat.
Speaker 3: Mexican guy, Mark says, it swears it's not him.
Speaker 2: Okay, whoever it is. Some people thought it was Mark,
some people thought it was x G. It's neither of them.
Whoever it is, he was complained, he just got a strike.
He was just complaining about getting strike. So even the
guy who's put it up for us is getting strikes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's right.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 3: You couldn't be any dumber if they took your brain
out and made it dumb and then put it it
was dog.
Speaker 2: Shit in a dog shit if they dog shit.
Speaker 1: Boy like celebrities faking their death that they'll never touch
because they can't allow you to know that the people
on the TV are lying to you. They can't can't
do it.
Speaker 3: That's the what all we talk about is how TV
is lying to you. What is he talking about there?
That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: The funny thing I've ever heard in my life is
to make sure that the people on the TV that
you think are being truthful are actually being truthful. The
astronauts go into space, the musicians playing their devil music
in front of you, all.
Speaker 3: That, Sam, You don't think any of that NASA stuff
is real?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? I literally yeah, We've literally talked about over
and over again.
Speaker 1: I mean, what is the actors and celebrities who are
faking deaths and coming back as other people, All the
people that are literally putting the propaganda on the TV.
They can't allow you to know that they're all part
of this little six sixty six and duality and free
Mason clubs. They're all Freemasons being Carol included.
Speaker 2: So let me free Masons free.
Speaker 3: That's so funny.
Speaker 2: Free. Every Freemason I've ever met those talks about being
a Freemason. I've never met a Freemason. That every Freemason
I've ever met, Oh, yeah, I'm a Freemason. Yeah, dude.
Speaker 3: They love talking about it.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 2: They never ever say they're not a Freemason. It's not
that at all. If we were freemason and we're not,
we would talk about if you talk about being a
free Mason, you might be a free Mason.
Speaker 1: All the time, looking for half truth and just enough
to be distracted. Yeah, listen to these guys. But if
you want real truths, find some people that are talking
about flat earth. And unfortunately there are some wires in
the flat earth community too. But the way you can
spot them is because they will also push you away
from the Bible and the truth of God, just like
Ian Carroll's doing here. I'm not saying God's not real, yeah,
but its aliens the truth.
Speaker 2: You went to church early, You came from a family
that was very church focused. I was not. My dad
had a bad experience with the Catholic Church. My mom
brought me to a Protestant church maybe twice three times. Okay.
I found God through my podcast, okay, and people yelled
me all the time, Oh you say you're Christianity. You
do this, dude, I have a dirty sense of humor.
It makes me laugh. Okay, it makes me laugh, all right.
I have Jesus in my heart. I've got above all,
and I try not to take the Lord's name in vain.
That's what I try to do the best of my ability.
I'm not perfect, but I'm also not gonna get a
place where I demonize everybody. God says, not everybody gets
into heaven. God gave us free choice, free choice to
do what we want to do, and then he sent
Jesus down and gave us a cheat code on how
to get through this. And like when I look at
my life, most of my problems except for my dick. Okay,
it's just the truth because I didn't listen to the rules.
And that's just the way it is. And everyone can
get really angry and say whatever they want. I'm not
here to to to lie to you. That's my biggest thing.
I'm gonna be as honest as I possibly can. And
also I'm not here to dance for you either. I'm
not gonna say, oh you what you need to hear
all the time. I'll post some stuff making front of
Trump and I get screamed at in the comment section. Well,
if I think Trump's doing something stupid, I'm gonna call
them out. It's just the way it is. I'll never
lie about that. I'm on nobody's side when it comes
to politics. I can't stand these people. I think they're
all liars. That's why I'm trying to be the best
I can. This guy is just shit talking everybody, and
it literally is for clicks and views. He's just doing
it for click and views. He knows if he puts
Ian Carroll and Joe Rogan in his title in his pictures,
He's gonna get clicks and views. It's just the way
it is.
Speaker 3: Did he miss the the part about uh? He without who?
Without saying cast the first stumb because he's throwing All
he does is throw stones all day. This guy, I mean,
if you go to his feed, it's just it's just
crazy shit like this. And then people he's really he's
he's bizarrely obsessed with this idea that people have faked
their own deaths and come like if you okay, so
if you're celebrity and you fake your own death, do
you come back as another celebrity? Like what? It doesn't
make any sense.
Speaker 2: And even if it was real. It's like, I don't
even give a shit I believe it or not. The
part of this that drives me crazy is like this
notion that you have all the good data and we
have bad data, and we're shielding people from the good data.
That all of his data is the good data. It's
my problem with all these guys who like the Douglas
Murray thing, this notion that like universities and medical schools
have the only good data, the real data, the super
special secret data, and you can't download a PDF or
read the same books or do your own research. Nope,
you gotta have a degree. And we all know, like
it's so funny listening to the Douglas Murray On one hand,
curbstop college liberals. Well, at the same time, college is
the only place that has a good data. It's like,
what's the mental gymnastics of that.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's about the iss and the footage because
of aliens. Okay, and cool story. I just had to
end on this. I mean, I just guys, we're living
in the spiritual realm and the whole point of all
of these people is that they're false titles and you're
meant to worship them. Instead of the heavenly Father.
Speaker 2: What about you? What about you?
Speaker 1: In every everybody?
Speaker 2: You're the truth. That's what you're telling everything.
Speaker 1: Now, and these guys are not the answer. Seek truth,
not through them.
Speaker 3: Seek truth to me.
Speaker 2: I my data, my content. That's exactly what you're saying, dude.
Speaker 3: What a toolbag?
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Speaker 3: That makes you. That's one of those titles. It's like, oh,
what is that about? I want to hear?
Speaker 2: Is that about? Yeah, dude, it's everything stupid, So get
ready for those specials to come out. I'm not I
don't like the CrowdWork only thing that's happening in comedy,
but I'm great at it, so I might as well
just love that.
Speaker 3: I don't like the crowd work only thing.
Speaker 2: I got it, but I don't like that everything's become
crowd work. But if I if I'm great at it,
why would I not do it? It's like it's like
something going. Oh, the NBA is all three pointers. I
don't like it, but I shoot great threes. Should I
not shoot threes? Your battery is exhausted, Johnny, it's so tired.
Speaker 3: You're like a killer that uh you know can't do anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're your battery is tired of crowd work.
Speaker 3: But work for the government. Uh and murder people, Johnny?
Speaker 2: Your source codees, they're no source.
Speaker 3: No, it's okay, it's just it's just from my capture card.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: I wanted to Uh, I wanted to show you a
couple of things. So did you see so Douglas Murray
is just doubling down on dun Oh. Yeah, I mean
he uh posted a column in the Post, uh and
he shared it on Twitter today. And this guy is
just if you don't know who he is, he's the
guy we talked about last week who was on Rogan
with Dave Smith, and it it's really, you know, part
of it is him just kind of doubling down on
the ideas we talked about before. Yeah, but he also
says a couple of other things they kind of give
some window into his soul and just the kind of
wrongheaded thinking that we're facing with this guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I'm just going to show you a little few
little excerpts out of this just so you can kind
of riff on it, because it is it's just what
it's a lot of what you were saying last week.
Speaker 2: Here it is.
Speaker 3: Okay, first of all, look at this is what a
sassy boy. Look at his picture there back guy.
Speaker 2: That guy loves war. But even though he was at
a of age to go fight in the Iraq War,
he didn't want to go.
Speaker 3: What a sassy boy? So sassy Douglas Murray long headline
here boy so called Israel hamas Ukraine war quote experts
spew false info on Joe Rogan's podcast. There has to
be a standard. He goes, last week to break the Internet,
I went back on Joe Road.
Speaker 2: The only thing got broken is your ass. They broke
your ass. They split your ass more than it was
split before.
Speaker 3: Here, he says he's been on Joe's podcast a number
of times and enjoyed it. Now, I'm curious if you
think this next part is true. He said. He gives
credit for Joe being a master of his art, for
being able to talk interestingly. It's interestingly like that, and
then he says, uh that. Uh. He brings up Dave Smith. Here,
he says, claiming some Jewish ancestry. That's weird. Why do
you say it like that? Claiming some Jewish ancestry the only.
Speaker 2: Jewish interest and rest and you got it?
Speaker 3: Come on, come on, ancestry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the only Jewish ancestry that Douglas Murray has in
him is his husband's dick and his ass.
Speaker 3: It took you long enough to get it.
Speaker 2: I got there. It was not there.
Speaker 3: It was worth it, dude, it was so worth it. Okay,
So he goes specifically, Dave Smith has decided to spend
his time going around the podcast world sounding off about Israel.
In the process, he largely cites people like him, people
who have many views but no obvious expertise. He brings
up Darryl Cooper here, who says he is an historian,
yet has been invited onto some of the world's biggest
podcasts as a historian. One of Cooper's many a historical
claims is that Winston Churchill was the chief villain of
World War Two. On these, many and other on these
and many others.
Speaker 2: Say some real quick about Winston Churchill. I said last
week Douglas Murgy said, thinks that two people at the
same level, okay, the same level of this war on
each side, one guy good, one guy bad, and neither
of them can at all mix and be the same
person on each side. Okay, you know my theory on Hitler.
He was a British spy. That's why he's a gay
tweaking bridge spy. Okay. Now, if we take a look
at history, we take a look at the Opium War,
in the British India Opium Wars. Who were the bad
guys there? The British who went into China to curb
something because the the the emperor at the time would
not allow opium sales. Okay, the Revolutionary War? Who is
the bad guy that? So we're told the British Empire.
Where is the war? Where the British are the good guys?
It doesn't exist except except in the Iraq War. You remember,
remember who was the guy? What was the guy the
name that.
Speaker 3: Was in Britain at the time, Tony Blair.
Speaker 2: Tony Blair. Everyone calls him a war criminal. He bad
guy in the Iraq War. But suddenly suddenly in this
one war, they're just pure light. I mean, are you crazy?
It's the British Empire.
Speaker 3: So he go, he starts going in on Cooper and
this is the thing you got him on last week,
which I thought was so funny, he said. When invited
to debate the world's foremost Living expert on Churchill last year,
he declined, saying that he didn't know enough to go
up against such a figure. I just think that's funny.
He really leans into that, that accusation. So here's the part.
I'm curious if you think it is true, because it
sounds to me like probably not true. He says that
Rogan told him he could come on to promote his book,
but only if Dave Smith could be there to kind
of check him. What do you think do you think
that's true? He says, It's definitely possible that that to
me just sounds unlikely. He says, But for my return
to the show, the deal was that I could come
on only if Dave Smith was once again in the studio,
as if Joe.
Speaker 2: Did you know what that says to me? Johnny yes,
that he knows he took an l and now he's
now he's like, oh, I can come on at Dave's
there if they're ah. It sounds to me like he
knows he took it out.
Speaker 3: See, it sounds to me like he wanted to give
If he did this, I think he would have wanted
to give Dave a chance to explain himself, because Dave
was getting a lot of crap mainstream about the Churchill
thing from the like with a week or two weeks before.
It almost rings to me like maybe he wanted to
have murray on with Dave to kind of give Dave
a chance to exercise that idea a little bit, you
know what I mean, kind of work through it.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: And he's Here's what he says, Douglas Murray. He says,
I liked a debate as much as the next Scotsman,
but what resulted was more than a debate. It seems
to have led to some kind of podcast world meltdown.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: The first reason was that from the outset, I was challenged.
I challenged Joe on his choice of guests and why
he had been giving a platform only to one side
of a debate, and a very conspiratorial one at that. Yeah,
so immediately defensive.
Speaker 2: So so he he sets off the tone. He sets
this tone for what he's crying about. Right now, we'll
set the tone. Dude. You came in immediately guns ablazing,
and the problem is you got out gunned.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And he even brings it up here. He says that, Uh,
experts have kind of had a bad couple of years.
But he says it does not mean that a comedian
can simply hold himself out as a Middle East expert
and should be listened to anybody as if he has
anybody of work. He's obsessed with this idea of you
having some status and.
Speaker 2: Not go up. You just jumped the most incredible line
I've ever seen. God from the COVID lablague to the
Hunter Biden laptop. We have lived through years and years
after years after which distrust of experts has become inevitable.
But what he's trying to say there is he's trying
to tag podcasters with their laptop with the COVID lab league.
And this is my whole thing when you know, So,
what I think.
Speaker 3: He's saying here is that these experts have been horribly wrong.
But that doesn't mean that we don't need expertise still,
is what he's trying to say.
Speaker 2: But Johnny, here's the issue with that.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I know it's wrong. He's an idiot.
Speaker 2: But here's the issue with that. It's like the mainstream
media where the experts are Okay, yes, he's saying is inevitable.
But listen to me, dude, the left you know, like
my it's my problem with like and I love him
the death Mark Maren going off about THEO and Joe
and Tim Dillon having Trump on. Why had Hunter bide
it on?
Speaker 3: It's so crazy, dude.
Speaker 2: Hunter Biden went on the guy who everyone knows molested
his niece, his dead brother's daughter. Oh dear, I mean, like,
what are you talking about? How are you comparing lies
of the media to Dave Smith, who is right, and
Dave Smith even said it, I was more right about COVID,
which is basically him cleaning that up. In this after
the podcast Douglas Murray, Dave Smith said I was more
right about COVID than the experts, and he's totally truthful.
That's the truth. It's absolutely amazing to me.
Speaker 3: We'll just wrap it up with this part. He says,
it does not mean that someone who says they are
not a historian but who practices false history should be
cited as a historian. This point seemed to rile both
Smith and Rogan. It appears to have riled their audiences
even more.
Speaker 2: Because Zoe felt it. That's what it says to me,
because many po buttholes still steaming.
Speaker 3: Because many people seem to think what I mean is
that they are not allowed to have an opinion. They
are wrong. I think they are. It's just that there
should be a price to pay for spreading bullshit, and
part of that price is that you should be called out.
So yeah, I don't, I'm and I just don't know
what he wants it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't hate I mean the dude, remember when
Matt Tayibe was going through it. Yeah, and there was
a particular debate that happened where these two super liberals
super progressives debated Matt Tayib and the guy that was
debating Matt Tayib always messed up his name. It's a
it's a it's a ploy to unrally you, right to
rally you. And Douglas Murray was on TV side and
kurb stopped the other side, Like got so many roses
for being on the right side of this. And this
is what like Ben Shapiro and this is what we're
gonna see. Charles Kirk is that is as named Charlie.
Speaker 3: Charlie Kirker.
Speaker 2: Charlie kirk just got pressed on nine to eleven and
you just saw, so what really happened, you know. And
then the guy who's a little crazy got some of
the things wrong. But dude, this is a controlled demolition
happening right now now, of him, of of of Douglas Murray,
of Ben Shapiro. And now that guy from what's that
British show with the two the two guys had they
have a really good British show. They're really smart guys.
He's a British comedian is the base of a book
or a website.
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, let's see. It's like a weird
it's weirdly named, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a turn.
Speaker 3: It's like a what what is that?
Speaker 2: Uh is stopping and off for list or something like that.
I don't even know what his name is, Oh something, Uh, freakonomics,
the freakonomics guys.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's not what I was thinking of at all.
I thought you were talking about those two, those two
guys who.
Speaker 2: The old British dudes know, the freakonomics guys. And again,
those guys tend to be on the right side discussion.
Chris something is his name, But there are trigonomics, trigger trigonometry.
Trigonometry is uh is the website triggerometry? Thisrigonometry and not
freakonomics either. Constant kinness K I s I N Thank
you man coon that sounds like and cat, And then
thank you modern mountaineer forgiving us that again, right side
of everything. Always powerful debating. When you're debating blue haired,
purple haired liberals who are so far out in idealism,
they have no nothing, they're they're they're living in a
house of sand. So it's easy to knock it over.
But now they're wading in to waters. Because it's just
weird to me because Douglasburray puts out this what I
consider to be a suicide note, and this this Constantine
guy almost at the exact same time, goes out to
Dave Smith and you have to go, did you get
a call? And here we are are we like the
flat chin guy where we're just thinking so but it's
like it's a really weird thing. And again they are
always on the right side except for when it comes
to this one issue, and it's the issue that they're
gonna die on. Okay, it's gonna die on. They're gonna
die on it. It is a controlled demolition and is
more and more and more and more evidence comes out
that they're completely on the wrong side of it, and
they're doing their version of cultural Marxism, which is to
get you not to believe in your eyes, your ears,
or the wisdom of your experiences and our experiences. Say,
the country that controls the water, the energy, the travel
and is bombing the ship out of children and women
are never the good guys.
Speaker 3: No, obviously obviously not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's where we're at well, and it's
pretty last thing, last thing. Sorry to cut you off,
and then then you can go. Even if you took
out the religion out of it, it was no longer
Jews and Muslims. If it was just Team A and
Team B. If it was care Bears versus Smurfs, if
it was Lakers versus Celtics, Dude, I would still be
calling out Team A. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: What the religion is to me, but in this, in
this case, team the Celtics are yes, slaughtering short, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's just not that would be the Lakers or the
bad guys in.
Speaker 3: The Okay, sorry, sorry, as long.
Speaker 2: As Lebron James and the Lakers are the bad guys. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And and and when Douglas Murray speaks up saying.
Speaker 2: This Mingos versus Wiggers, Okay, well were the Flaminias, Yeah,
but the Whiggers are the bad guys in this we
flipped it.
Speaker 3: They're usually the good guys.
Speaker 2: To be fair, Wiggers are the good guys, but this time.
Speaker 3: Everybody loves the Wiggers, you know. But it's Douglas Murray
has this thing about equal time, but you just don't
give equal equal time to the you know, the people
committing that'sennocided. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, it's also Johnny that when you have like all
these extremely big legacy media brands pushing Israeli propaganda, Okay,
when CNN won't like, if it's Israel killing somebody, it's like,
oh uh, somebody died in Gaza. They'll never say Israel
killed somebody Palestinians. They do the most vague terminology possible.
So what I've always said about Rogan, okay, is it's
something said South Park versus family guy. Well, I've always
said about Rogan is Roan is a counter to the
mainstream media. So when they have Trump on and it's
a it's a joyful interview. And even though we know
what we know about Trump today, I'd still take him
over Biden. That doesn't that doesn't mean much, okay, But
because any everything you hate about Trump just just add
just add trans BLM and ugly feminists. All right. So
so so Joe Rogan tends to give the narrative that
is not being able to be heard an opportunity. That's
how I see it. You didn't miss anything, Shane, We're live.
What do you talk about you missed it. We're in it.
Speaker 3: Don't don't worry about don't you get so sidetracked.
Speaker 2: It's well, I want to let you talk now, have
your thoughts.
Speaker 3: I I think, I mean, I'm pretty much done about that.
I mean, Douglas Murrey is an idiot. I hope he
doesn't talk anymore for a while. It's time for him
to listen a little. I think.
Speaker 2: His brand. Dude, it's gonna double.
Speaker 3: Down on that thing about Dave Smith having not gone
to He's like, I just think you should have visited
these places that you toss off opinions about.
Speaker 2: And I'm like what, And everyone keeps editing together the
interview where he said I don't have to be at
the Holocaust to know what happened in the Holocaust.
Speaker 3: And and what he doesn't ignowls there is that being
too close to something creates bias. That's how bias is created,
by spending time with the people doing the things. You
got brainwashed, bro, That's what happened. That's why yea so blue.
Origin is in what would you say, an alleged space program,
a private space program. I called them a near space
program because they don't actually go to space do they
even if you believe in space, they don't actually go
to space. They go near space. They kind of tap
space a little. Uh So there was just a really
difficult even the real the real bezos, jock Jock Sniffers
had a tough time explaining this footage that came out,
uh over over the week was it the weekend? Maybe
they sent up all of the America's uh maybe all
of the world's strong women.
Speaker 2: How many people do they got, know from that gal
King gets there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Really yeah, just a bunch of strong women got sent
the space.
Speaker 2: How many w n b A players turned it down?
You know how many female rappers turned it down? And
they're like, well, what about Oprah? It's like, oh, we
got a weight limit on this thing. How about the
who cleans her taco.
Speaker 3: It depends on where Oprah is in her binging and
purging cycle, whether she's.
Speaker 2: Well, she's been going down on ozembek uh Oprah. So
it might be a little bit. I wonder what that
does your taste?
Speaker 3: Jeez, oh god, horrible, horrible. I have this thing whenever
we watch reality TV, me and my girl, I say
that anytime a woman says that they have to reiterate
that they're a strong woman, that they're an idiot and
not a strong woman.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: And they've every one of these women on this thing
here we're talking about how strong they were going to
near suh. So, boy, this is just strange. So this
is the I guess you call it the capsule. Uh,
it's it's landed here in on this movie. I'm sorry,
on this in the desert.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: And and watch what happens here? So what is what's
gonna come out of out of out of her?
Speaker 2: Her? Look?
Speaker 3: Funny is open the door there from.
Speaker 2: The end of somebody, just open it from the end
of Hey, and now ready there lunch is over, like, no,
what the hell you doing? Are you? She's like, I'm sorry,
I'm just I'm a cum dumpster. I don't This isn't
my job.
Speaker 3: Sorry, we were just being strong women in here were
my job is to melk the sack. Jeff Bezos out
there right by the capsule kind of hard that body language.
This guy's like, oh, oh, I'm not watching this little
thing he does right here. He wipes the sweat off
his hands. He's like, oh boy, what Jeff Bezos out
there right by the capsule kind of hard to see.
So then Bezos comes over later when they have the
camera set up and they're ready for this big moment.
Speaker 2: This might be the funniest thing you've ever seen in
life with.
Speaker 3: This big wrench style device attaches it to the Jeff
Bezos to open the hatch.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, how was the sky?
Speaker 3: Did you hear what he said? She didn't really close
it again, that's listen, that's what he says. Uh, so
he knew that.
Speaker 2: They got here. He goes, she didn't money? Did they
pay for this? That they just one person? Just ship
the bad.
Speaker 6: Listen, Like he's gonna, by the way, he's gonna kill
somebody with that ranch later, one of whoever screwed that up.
Speaker 2: I feel bad for the children, Like.
Speaker 3: They just went through some ordeal on a desert island
or something. Uh yeah, was his whole flight like on
a half hour or something?
Speaker 2: It was yeah. Uh.
Speaker 3: And then you're so right about the shape of this,
uh of this? What would you It's not really a
space vehicle, is it. It's a more of just a
a dick shaped rocket. I guess you would say, like
here we go.
Speaker 2: It's so fake. It looks nobody believed that something said
they were there, you know, go on.
Speaker 3: There it is. Look at that. I mean, dude, it does.
It just does like some you know, a self pleasure device.
Speaker 2: My favor is like the diversity. They got one Asian,
one black, one white, two blacks, they got two blacks,
they got one trans Yeah, it's just hilarious.
Speaker 3: If you want to look at some of the footage here,
does that? Did that open? Hold on? Let me, I
gotta share the other screen here, so they let's just
I'll go to YouTube with it. So they Yeah, so
they went up there and they just kind of do
I if you watch anybody who's serious about space talk
about it, they kind of do this thing where they
just kind of do a loop and just come back down. Uh,
if you believe that's what happened.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, said something really smart. Yeah said six women
in no bathroom. Yeah right, you know right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Here's the official Blue Origin footage of them, uh faking
this whole thing. NS thirty one. What's the flight and
look at these lovely ladies just bouncing around in space. Space.
Speaker 2: By the way, I love it.
Speaker 3: They put him in the skin tight like star Trek
style jumpsuits like there's nothing. There's nothing but fashion there.
There's no practicality to that at all. Wait, what did
they say taking up space? Is that like a holding
space kind of thing like women were taking space? We're
doing today. We're going to learn everything that you need
to know to fly. Astronaut training. Astronaut training d Yeah,
you just sit here until you get to space and
then you say a bunch of catchphrases and you come
back down. That's astronaut training done.
Speaker 1: Look at.
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 2: Why do billion did you hear that? That?
Speaker 3: That was some kind of test and they passed?
Speaker 2: Bro guys, I to tell you something. You all pass.
Speaker 3: Does that make you feel good? It starts to feel
even more real. What is the vibe of the new
Shepherd crew this morning? And now that the morning is
finally there is so much energy here.
Speaker 2: It's not about going to space, it's about what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not about going to space because you didn't
go to space, to be clear. That's why it's a
lot about going to space. Bring back and I get
to go with five incredible women.
Speaker 8: Look at that thing, right, shiny faces?
Speaker 3: You think about it. We go from Neil Armstrong, you know,
one small step from from man one giant leap from
mankind to this ship right here. Listen to her. She
had all she was.
Speaker 2: Doing weather in La. Now she's begging one of the
most richest guys ever. She had a snap. She must
have a snapper.
Speaker 3: Gael King had like a year to think of what
she was going to say.
Speaker 2: Just think about how many chicks are in there just
because they bangs, buddy, think about that.
Speaker 3: This is what she comes up with. She knows, she's
probably known she was gonna do this for a year,
and this is what she comes up with.
Speaker 1: In our places, bright shiny faces.
Speaker 2: I love you so much, love you Grandpa, I love you.
Speaker 3: Leddy Perry like she had dipped into the xanax a
little bit memory. Probably They're like, I can't do it,
by the can we just say they have the ugliest
of the rockets, Like of all the rockets, Blue Origins
is by far the ugliest of the rocket.
Speaker 2: And there's a lot of other stuff that makes no sense.
Speaker 3: Of all the fake rockets, Blue Origins is the ugliest.
Look at Katy Perry. They're looking at you know what?
You know what that looks like. It looks like the
cover of one of those nineties porno tapes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. You know what Katy Perry's old face
looks like when you're just hitting it right?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's the one where she's looking at
a giant peanis like.
Speaker 2: That black he is so big.
Speaker 3: That's not going.
Speaker 2: Away, buddy. You're in a giant dick and you're like,
look how big that dick is. By the way, that's
the biggest white dick. That's Kay Perry's ever been with.
Speaker 3: I love it. Do you think it's any coincidence that
she realized she was in space first and got out. Look,
everybody else is like, wait, can we can get out?
And then look She's like, we're floating and they're like,
oh we are floating. Stupid? Are you a stupid flower? Down?
Speaker 1: Look at the moon, we'll see that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this simulation is amazing. Wow, I got you, Flynn gotcha?
Oh mohammas in space? Yeah, there comes in the rocket
down is going to relight its engine.
Speaker 2: That never looks real, doesn't It doesn't real at all.
John Colin is the only one who believes that ship.
Speaker 3: They have almost no words. It was the most incredible
experience in my life. If I hadn't had so much
plastic surgery. You could tell I was really I am smiling.
Speaker 2: I know it doesn't look like that. I know I
looked like a haunted Jack of Lander, But I am smiling.
She has skeletor face cause.
Speaker 1: She never know how much love is inside.
Speaker 3: Any perry's getting there by the way, never be the same.
And there's no boundaries, there's no border, there's just don't
think about that for a second. What is that even
there's no boundaries, there's no border.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny, it just means one world, one love.
Speaker 3: Remember that when people used to say that one love,
one one world. Anything, no dream is too wild. If
it's going to say no dream is too wild, you know,
except uh being able to do any anything like weightlifting
or any athletic pursuits like a man.
Speaker 2: But other than that, beat no, no dreams too wild
except the beata trans in sports.
Speaker 3: We make it through and it can absolutely be possible.
Speaker 2: I don't think you can describe it.
Speaker 3: You look at it and you're like, we're all in
this together. Oh my, we're all in this giant dildo together.
Speaker 2: Do that giant Look at that giant upside down?
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Oh it is, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Oh? It is all right, Yeah, bath men, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Damn, dude, I didn't even notice that until it looks
like the bulls logo upside down to.
Speaker 2: Look at that. Yeah, that's that's robot robot bath.
Speaker 3: Meint Damn, you're so right, bro h right anyway?
Speaker 2: Does just?
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, that's it just so stupid.
Speaker 2: I think you're dumb.
Speaker 3: Do you know if any of them are paying for that? Like,
are these people that are is.
Speaker 2: This just or they perry to go back? How much
do you think that costs them?
Speaker 3: Well, it's supposed to be. I remember they were talking
let me see, okay Blue Origin cost. They were talking
about the cost. At one point, could you take a
ride to space? What we know about Blue Origin? After
celebrity space foot? Okay, when will be my turn? Is
what people are asking.
Speaker 2: Ah, you can go, I'll be good here.
Speaker 3: Among those who have boarded the new Shepherd's Crew capsule
since its first ticket sold for twenty eight million, you
count celebrities, entrepreneurs, and research scientists. It sounds like they're
trying to get the cost down though, But yeah, don't.
I don't see an answer to that. But yeah, the
first person paid twenty eight mili, which is just stupid.
Speaker 2: Can you?
Speaker 3: I mean, you gotta have silly money to.
Speaker 2: Be likes John and John. You remember EFTs where everybody
paid bazillion dollars for them and now they're worth like nothing.
Speaker 3: Oh hey, guy, should you can reserve a seat for
one hundred and fifty thousand dollars right now on Blue
Origin's website.
Speaker 2: You think about it, Let me think about it.
Speaker 3: What else do we have you guys read?
Speaker 2: Do we have any reads?
Speaker 3: Well, we can talk about our official crypto partner, that
is the ten hat cat coin. Uh. To be clear, Uh,
they're paying us to say this. This is not Uh
what would you say. We're not trying to say that
you should take all your money and put it in
the ten hat cat coin. I just know the guy
who created it, the founder, He's a chill dude.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: They have a community that overlaps a lot with the
truth community. I think we called it earlier. Uh, it's
the it's th HC, the ten hat cat coin. You
can find them at what is it? Ten hat cat
dot com? Not shit, I don't remember. Hold on. The
guy has the uh. The address here will also give
you uh at the end of the audio version of this,
we'll have some instructions on how you can get into
the coin if you want to. Uh, what I recommend
is you just check them out on Twitter or x
at tenfoil reborn. Uh, tenfoil reborn. There's a ton of
great art around this community. Again ten hat cat. I
know Sam has enjoyed all the pink cats that end
up in his timeline now cats. Yeah, and e n
f T S n f T s yeah. Yeah, you
were thinking of exchange traded funds ETFs probably, yeah, yeah,
and we we you know, we just had We've had
a good time since we've been since we've kind of
been welcomed into that community, we've had a good time. Ideologically,
they are they are aligned with us. They're all just
conspiracy people. I did a Twitter space with the guy
one time, a fun The guy's name is Kyle, by
the way, who who Kyle? He's uh, we love you
and every thing you need there if you go to
exly Kyle tenfoil Reborn and yeah, yeah, wait until the
end of this episode to get a little instruction on that.
They are the official uh crypto of Broken Simulations. We
love those guys.
Speaker 2: We love you. You got don't don't okay, you little support
the man there.
Speaker 3: Don't put anything in that you can't afford to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, guys, Uh.
Speaker 3: Johnny is a lame dog murderer. Dog murderer, john I
would never heart of dog. I love dogs. I would
I put I value dogs over makes love to dogs.
Speaker 2: That's how much he loves that.
Speaker 3: I mean I didn't want that. I didn't want that
dog to be out of the back, but you did it.
Speaker 2: So Hey, Johnny, I still love you.
Speaker 3: I don't know why my video so choppy? What else,
john are you saving? Are you saving stories for when
we're in studio?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, all right for the studio.
Speaker 3: I got a few more.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: So Bill Gates this week came out with an interesting
uh comment about AI. He said that it's going to
be uh actually in a uh, it's going to be
threatening a few careers that we didn't foresee. One is doctors,
which there you know, he's always going on about doctors shortages.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: He thinks AI is going to replace doctors and also teachers,
which that's the part that scared scares me. I mean,
we already have a problem with these liberal robots in
higher education. Can you imagine how if AI is handling
a lot of education? Uh, how how that does that?
Speaker 2: I think it's that's the dumbest idea ever. I think
children aren't going to be able to to interact and
they need they need interaction with adults. I'm sorry, dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it'll all I assume unless they come
out with these avatars like uh, you know that Elon
is working on these what are these what does he
call it?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: What the hell is that thing called? Starts it like
a you remember the what was it? The real life
robot he called UHD. There was Optimist, Optimus Optimist, the
Optimius robot after Optimius Prime, and Transformers robots in disguise.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I mean, I guess you could have like an avatar,
but again that's not just it's just not gonna feel real,
at least not for a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I just thought that was more dystopian futurism stuff
that's kind of creepy and scary. We also saw well
I don't want to talk about that. I'll show you
something funny first. You know, Mike Leach is a football coach,
remember him. He's dead. I was a big fan of
Mike Leach. Uh, and a story came out this week
that he had.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: You know he was a guy who was famous for
thinking outside the box. Well, this may be his most
outside the box idea.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: This is from Bleach a barstool rather.
Speaker 2: Bleach but hold dot com.
Speaker 3: Bleacher Barstool Sports, contrary to the reputation of where. Well, no,
this is the block. Okay, so I'm just gonna read it, Okay.
Mike Leach had to be talked down from bringing a midget,
a little person onto the football team and in short
yardage situations, lining them up and then throwing.
Speaker 2: Dude, that might be the greatest headline of all times.
Speaker 3: Over the life of script. They had to talk him
out of that.
Speaker 2: Bro, Like you.
Speaker 8: Said on this he's like, dude, I figured it out.
Where you forget the O. I love that story. That
is the greatest story you've ever told on here. It's
the greatest. It is the greatest.
Speaker 3: Because midget tossing is a thing. You know, you just
find the best midget tosser in the world, You find
the littlest little person and you just have him shot
put his ass about ten.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is so good, dude, that is how's.
Speaker 3: You battle with the ends going? By the way, not going?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: Are you zenning right now?
Speaker 2: No? I got done Zinny. Okay, Johnny, don't judge me, dude,
once in a day and then he says, no, I'm
done with Zend's and then he's like, I'm killing Zen's dude,
and then I'm done with him again. Uh, what is it?
Speaker 3: What would you say? It's just giving you energy? Like,
what's the struggle there?
Speaker 2: I just love them, I just just love them. I'm
a addict, Johnny.
Speaker 3: Well, it's nicotine. I don't know what you thought you
were playing with. It's nicotine.
Speaker 2: People have been playing with the lord, dude.
Speaker 3: People have been addicted to cancers causing sticks for hundreds
of years or you know whatever. Cigarettes came out because
of how addictive nicotine is. What did you think was
gonna happen?
Speaker 2: Well? I think I was gonna enjoy it. And I
just need something to feel.
Speaker 3: I need to feel, you need to feel.
Speaker 2: I need to feel live, Johnny. That's why I need it.
Speaker 3: Have you been following this four chan stuff? Oh?
Speaker 2: I love it, dude. I gotta be honest with you.
I absolutely love it.
Speaker 3: It's best four Chan got hacked and it outed a
lot of just everything about four Chan, who their anonymous
admin are, where their servers are based, all of this stuff.
And it was done by a rival board. By the way,
what does that mean, like another board that they have
a rival with called soyjack Party, soyyak Party.
Speaker 2: I don't hold on arrival to four Chan. Yes, yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
damn dude, that's cold blooded.
Speaker 3: Its four Chan gone for good. The notorious online platform
is believe they have suffered a hack so severe that
some are speculating it may never return. However, the details
of about what happened and the potential consequences are still
becoming clear. The forum went down earlier this week, and
reports of the hack soon surface. Wired has linked it
to the arrival forum called soyjack dot Party. One celebratory
post bragg that a hacker had been inside four chan
system for more than a year. That's from tech Crunch.
The hack goes far beyond merely taking down the site.
Hackers appear to have gained access to its back end
systems and obtained information about four Chan's anonymous moderators and
quote janitors. The latter raises the possibility which would be
devastating the four Chan that they could be exposed, notes
tech Crunch. Information about the site's premium users has also
been exposed. It might be hard, or at least painfully
slow and costly for four chan to recover from this.
There's some also some talk about have you seen this
stuff about four chan being linked to certain nation states? Ah?
Speaker 2: Ah, that's the one that cracks me off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's setting A few people have tweeted. This is
from someone that says, uh, four chan got hacked and
they got the stats from their political form, and most
of the posts originate where would you guess there?
Speaker 2: No, no, you got to set it up. Most of
the anti semitic post original from.
Speaker 3: Most of the posts in well, well, I'll say it
this way. Four chan is famously anti Semitic, and the
politic the politics form, and most of the posts there,
according to this, originate from inside Israel.
Speaker 2: Ah. That's crazy, dude.
Speaker 3: And here's the source of that.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it. It hasn't been community noted. I
haven't seen it confirmed by a mainstream outlet. But what
are we Douglas Murray. This is from someone called Ivan
Ivanovitch Chernoff. It's got a Palestinian flag inness photo by
the way, but look at that, dude. That's so real,
funny dude, Great Britain, Canada.
Speaker 2: That's so funny, dude. He's real post ship. That makes
me raf.
Speaker 3: Ah. But anyway, So yeah, there's four chan is reeling now.
Four Chan, which is famously kind of like a wild
West of Internet forms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my friend, the ship stain of the Internet.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean there's just anything goes there, anything
goes like I bet this guy made major underbyte is
really really popular on four Chune. I thought major Underbyte.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: So did you watch White Lotus? Do you watch that?
Speaker 2: I do not, I need to. I'm gonna watch it
with Dana my Jewish handler. Have you heard that Dana
is my Jewish handler.
Speaker 3: I've heard that. Yeah, I've heard that from the people
that talk to me.
Speaker 2: Watch tell Sam Jewish handler to stop handling.
Speaker 3: Mike White, the creator, uh, talked about how he actually
after Trump got elected, and this is kind of encouraged
me a little bit knocked down some storyline, like eliminated
some storylines that were Now it does have incest in
the show, so take it for what it's worth. But
one of the Daughters was going to be trans They
killed that storyline because Trump got elected, apparently, and they
were going to have the cute young white girl there
getting an interracial uh sexual situation and loser virginity to
the black guy who was there. They cut that out
too because of Trump. It just tells you, dudn't they
have no loyalty to anything, but whatever gets the show
on the air.
Speaker 2: Well, let's just say in imagine Fantasyland. I used to
take count the fantasyland all the time because that's where
you live. But let's say we're gonna visit Fantasyland, right,
doo doo doo doo. Right, we get there, and in
Fantasyland you can put out those stupid storylines because you
knew USA AID was gonna come in and bail you
out on everything. Yes, and if and if that is
shut down temporarily before a new form, a new organization's
form you got. You can't do that. You can't just
make up dog shit like I own some Disney stock.
It's doing like crap right now. It's not doing well.
And if I sold, which I would love to do,
and I'll never get into Disney again, I would take
such a loss on it right now. I'm just gonna
hope that God something turns around, you know. But it's
it's what you do. It's what you do when you
don't have to worry about money.
Speaker 3: Hold it what you got a hold Disney, Yeah, don't
don't sell that, hold it long term.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm ready to follow everybody I.
Speaker 3: Wanted to talk. This is about a week overdue. But uh,
we know that Bill Maher, at Kid Rock's invitation, went
to the White House and had some nice things to
say about Donald Trump. He said that, you know, he
had a sense of humor. He was completely different than
you see him on TV.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 3: Remember mar was or Trump was getting credit for kind
of crushing I think I saw one that said like
he destroyed Bill Maher by signing the list of insults
that Bill Maher printed out and brought to him. Turns
out that was Bill Maher's idea. Bill Maher printed them
out so he would sign them. That's what we learned
that from. So that whole that story was just completely
made up, total fantasy.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: And and and people were.
Speaker 2: Kind of.
Speaker 3: I don't know, kind of giving mar shit uh in
a way for this, like especially the left, and I
I just don't. I don't understand it. I mean, if
you can't give him credit for this, I mean, who
wouldn't want to go see the president? You know what
I'm saying?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, I mean it does come on on
the heels of Trump's extreme Zionism.
Speaker 3: But which Bill Maher, Yeah, it's interesting Bill Bill Maher is. Yeah,
he definitely defends Israel. People think he's Jewish. He's not Jewish.
His mother was Jewish, but he wasn't raised. Yeah, he
does because he well he's half I mean by jeans Jewish,
but he was raised Catholic.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: And that's why he's so you know, anti religious growing
up because of all you know, he was right there
in that area where all that stuff was going on,
uh with the Catholic Church. But yeah, I just wanted
to show a little bit about what he said, uh
after after the first you know, the first episode back
on real time, we.
Speaker 10: Were walking through his amazing, amazing tour of the whole house,
and I don't remember exactly what we were talking about,
but it must have been something with the twenty twenty election,
because I know he used the word lost, and I
distinctly remember saying, wow, I never thought i'd hear you
say that he didn't.
Speaker 3: Get tat what an amazing twat. No, but he's given
him credit here listening.
Speaker 2: I never thought I would see you say that got
got got got got cock.
Speaker 3: Because he's never said it publicly. He's given him credit.
Speaker 2: I never thought I didn't lose.
Speaker 3: Say that, you know, you know, you know what's happening.
Speaker 9: He didn't get mad. He's much more self aware, and
he lets on in public.
Speaker 2: Look, I get it.
Speaker 9: It doesn't matter who he is at a private dinner
with a comedian. It matters who he is on the
world stage. I'm just taking as a positive that this
person exists, because everything I've ever not liked about him
was I swear to God, absent, at least on this
night with this guy. Bob kid Rock told me the
night before, he said, if you want to get a
word in edgewise, you can have to cut him off.
Speaker 2: He'll just go not at all.
Speaker 9: I've had so many conversations with prominent people who were
much less connected, people who don't look you in the eye,
People don't really listen because they just want to get
to their next thing. People whose response to things you
say just doesn't track, like what none of that with him,
and he mostly steered the conversation. Dude, what do you
think about this? I know your mind is blown, so
was mine.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 3: So the part that I thought was funny about that
was that it's like he's like he expected him to
be a monster, you know what I mean. He expected
that he was going to sit down with Hitler or.
Speaker 2: Something to the office. He's punching orphans. Oh hey, Bill,
let me finish up on this lifeless bag. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I just thought that was funny. And he's getting
it mar Really, he can't win because he's getting it
from both sides.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: The Liberals are pissed.
Speaker 2: Just ahead of it, because they're all going to get
this to this point eventually. And it's just like every
day there's someone else talking about how there is no
production going on in LA and the governor and everybody's
desperately trying to figure out how to keep it here.
It's not gonna happen. And it's just like the numbers
are nuts. The amount of like movies being made way down,
the amount of television way down, the amount of reality
television basically down like thirty forty percent. It's YouTube. Dude.
Speaker 3: I know the people I know, they're in the industry.
Half of them are working on YouTube stuff now, bro
like set design and stuff like that. It's all on YouTube.
Mister Beast is a major employer of these of like
union workers from LA now and he's got huge productions
going on all around the country.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, some people said LA is a new Detroit.
It's not even close, dude. We have great weather. It's
I was just in Detroit. It's not even close. There
will always be a central command and of the industry always,
because even if you blow up somewhere else, you're gonna
be like, let's just move to LA where the weather's better.
It's just always gonna happen. The problem is you have
to shake off the middle. And again, I've talked about
it a bunch of times. I can't remember the word,
but it's basically a communist term. It's like Korean zafia
or something like that, where I'm.
Speaker 3: Sure that's right. I'm sure that's right, Sam.
Speaker 2: It starts with Korean you piece of shit.
Speaker 3: Korean zafia, Okay, it's something like that.
Speaker 2: It's hard to find the word, and it's basically where
you where the party installs party loyalists at every position.
And that's what d I's done over the last fifteen years.
And that's why you're still getting stupid productions out. That's
why you're still getting them saying all the dumb shit.
The dumb shit that they say out. Molly Ringwall and
her Dennis Rocky Chin. Do you see her, dude, Yes,
hotly cow.
Speaker 3: Molly was doing some kind of panel, right, She was
on panel at something, and she said that they were
asking her like, hey, would you ever do a sequel
to sixteen Candles or not sixteen cantls? What was the
other one?
Speaker 2: She was in h.
Speaker 3: Braktist Club, right, and and she was like, yeah, I
just I don't think that's a movie of this time
and it's way too white, and like, what what are
you talking about? I mean, first of all, it wasn't
a movie of its own time. Nobody lived like that.
You know, it's an idealized version of what high school
is like. But I mean, who cares a sunshine?
Speaker 2: If they had diversity back then, you probably wouldn't have
a career totally.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at yourself. And she does have a big chin, bro,
She's like, I mean, she was like a boxer, I
mean credit if she looks like honestly, she looks like
she's related to that guy from earlier in the show
the you know, the incredulous guys like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody founded Johnny ship Bag Korean Zafia. It's Korean
Zati Zia k O r E and I z A
t as I I A.
Speaker 3: This says Koran, not Korean. It says that says Korean. No,
it doesn't gout up. What they sent says Koran is
they didn't spell it perfect Koran and Zatsia, but.
Speaker 2: They did better than anybody else since then.
Speaker 3: Guy, it is Korean.
Speaker 2: No, there's no a in there.
Speaker 3: But so it's not Korean.
Speaker 2: That's it right there.
Speaker 3: So this is a funny story. Think about Johnny the
band of who now famously rowdy rowdy.
Speaker 2: Guys, rowdy rowdy piper going back.
Speaker 3: To when Keith Moon was in the band. Uh, you know,
they famously would destroy hotel rooms and stuff. Well, they
have apparently fired Zach Starkey Ringo Star's son who's been
with the band for like thirty years.
Speaker 2: What's the name of the band? One more time? The
who oh, the who? Okay heard of him?
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, the Who one of the greatest rock bands of
all time?
Speaker 2: Are they one who love Katie Pourn No, we're.
Speaker 3: On YouTube, dude.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: If they fired Zach Starkey Ringo Son for playing too
loud uh And this story goes back to they played
some teenage They are a lot. A lot of what
they raise money for is the Teenage Cancer Trust. That's
kind of their big gig every year, and they do
it at Royal Royal, Albert Hall. I actually went to
that show last year. Was great.
Speaker 2: I loved that show.
Speaker 3: And they had this show the show this year Roger Dawtry.
In the middle of show, the lead singer at one
point threw up his hands and said, this all I've
got is drums going boom boom boom. I can't sing
to that. To sing that song, I do need to
hear the key and I can't. It was going so well.
I can't sing any fn key. I can sing in
any fn key you want, but I need to hear
which one. According to an insider, it was the final straw.
It was the final straw for the band and they
had to pull the plug. It's a shame, but that's
what they had to do. Zach Starkey of course earlier
this year had blood clots in his leg and couldn't
even couldn't even play the drums for a while. And
he says now though he's totally fine, and it has
not he has no idea. He's supposed to the rumors
that he's going to play with Oasis on tour, on
their big tour, which I don't wonder if that's threatened now.
But yeah, I thought that was funny. The the who
playing Too Loud, who had Keith Moon in their band,
one of the most you know guys, most famous for
overplaying love Keith Moon by Yeah, Johnny, please, that's what
it is. No, you're totally right. That's everybody gets old
and they're gonna come in with some jazz guy now
or something. I'm sure the White House posted, uh, or
has created like a website, a little micro website about
lab leak. Have you seen this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I saw that.
Speaker 3: Carol shared it on Twitter and we'll just look through
his the unreliable Ian Carroll who's trying to mislead you
on flat Earth. Uh he posted this, so it's just
very serious. Look at this, dude, lab leak, and it's
got Donald Trump in the middle. They're looking very serious
the true origins of kurd nineteen. Uh, and then it's
you know, just got some facts here.
Speaker 2: Uh, show me where they isolate the virus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and I mean it's the virus. Hey, they've
kind of created like a point by point thing here
for our listeners. Once as the virus possesses a biological
care characteristic that is not found in nature. Data point
two data shows that all COVID nineteen cases stem from
a single introduction into humans. This runs contrary to previous
pandemics three. Wuhan is home to China's foremost SARS research lab,
which has a history of conducting GAINA function research. They
also had inadequate biosafety levels for the Wuhan Institute.
Speaker 2: Of Virology Institute.
Speaker 3: We're sick with COVID like symptoms in the fall of
twenty nineteen, months before COVID nineteen was discovered at the
web market and five by nearly all measures of science.
If there was evidence of a natural origin, it would
have already surfaced. But it hasn't kind of weird right
that they would do this.
Speaker 2: Monic Press is one of the best researchers in the business.
She came on a long time ago and talked about
sparse pandemic simulation and this is all part of this.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that.
Speaker 2: Fauci will be thrown under the bus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they kind of start laying into Fauci. Now
they have a quote from his pardon, Biden's pardon of
him a full and unconditional pardon for any offenses. That
part is highlighted for any offenses against the United States
which may have been committed or taken part in from
January first, twenty fourteen, Anthony Fauci pardon. It's very dramatic,
by the way, the way they the font the typefaces
and everything, they're like shadowed, shaded to look super dramatic.
The Biden administrations hs engaged in a multi year campaign
of delay, confusion, and non responsiveness in an attempt this
is on the White House website, by the way, to
obstruct the Select Subcommittee's investigation and hide evidence that could
incriminate or embarrass senior public health officials. And yeah, I
mean this thing goes on on and on on and
on and on. That's what I was gonna ask. Does
it have people talked about or does it seem like
to you that this is laying the groundwork for maybe
going after them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, but that's all part of the plan.
That's always been part of the plan.
Speaker 3: They talked about how like social distancing, was b asked
to talk about the mask mandates, et cetera.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The funniest thing about this whole thing is that
Trump is still pushing measles. I mean, it's like, dude,
they lied to you before, Now you're gonna go after it.
Now You're gonna do the same thing with measles. What
do you mean they?
Speaker 3: What do you mean they lied to you before? He
is he calls himself the father of dude.
Speaker 2: He is included in that they That means that people
put out this website.
Speaker 3: Well, it's on the white he put out this website.
It's a guy exactly.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Johnny, Well, well saying, Johnny, you're
saying he's saying they were doing this, but he is they?
So why we Yes, That's what I'm saying. And while
he's doing this, they's calling out them when it includes him,
He's also pushing this.
Speaker 3: Like it's like it's like tropic thunder.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Okay, the Trump administration is according to the AP, taking
aim at Harvard's international students and tax exempt status. UH,
they have asked Harvard for a list of all of
their international students and any kind of protest demonstration stuff
they may have been involved in. A lot of international
students around the country have seen their visas canceled UH
and fear that they may be at risk for deportation.
According to AP, these are people who just have like
traffic tickets and stuff like that. Now, Steve Kerr, your
favorite was wearing a Harvard basketball t shirt at his
press conference today for UH, for the game.
Speaker 2: What do you what do you remember Tommy Ammicker? You
remember that guy who played for like Duke.
Speaker 3: They played for Duke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been the coach at Harvard forever because he's
smart and he's like, I'm just gonna stay here and
let my kids go here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I remember talking.
Speaker 2: Smartest thing ever, it's the smartest thing. You've changed your
family's trajectory by coaching at this hollowed institution, which has
been hollowed out because it's gotten so lost.
Speaker 3: Commented Johnny thinks that Trump champions the shot today. He
has talked about it recently.
Speaker 2: Everybody talks about how he still talks about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you're just in denial. You're gonna have
to figure out how way to rationalize that because he
he does say that. So Johnny is every person in Weezer.
I love Weezer. That was the craziest story, by the way.
Speaker 2: Doom scroll that guy. Dude, I want to dude, you
want to interview someone, interview the guy who got in
the crash, ran around, took his shirt off and acted
like he's just watering the plants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then got and then ended up getting kind
of kind of just off the hook because of because
of what she did. She and and she blamed it
on having some health problems, which I think is hilarious, Like, yeah,
I went out and brandished a gun at cops because
I had some uh you know, recent diagnosis. Like what
are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Sounds like a box wine drunk.
Speaker 3: Scott Schwinder is a great guy, by the way, uh famously.
Speaker 2: Like now, the question is how much does he love
his wife?
Speaker 7: Is he?
Speaker 3: He was with her in the hospital, dude, like hugging
her and smiling with her and everything. So yeah, So
so I'm curious where you fall in this Harvard thing
because uh, I mean I do generally support cleaning up immigration,
and these colleges famously have really picked kind of picked
their their places where they choose to defend free speech.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, they suck.
Speaker 3: But the government here just shouldn't be involved in this.
Speaker 2: I don't. I mean, I agree, dude, and I am
for free speech even when I think it's they're stupid. Yeah,
you know, and you know, nobody was crying about free
speech when they were going after Christians and white people.
That's my whole thing. I've said a thousand times. I'm
not picking on anybody. I just think everyone should be
treated equal, same rules for different fools. Okay.
Speaker 9: And and.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna talk about Islamic jihadis, or you're gonna
talk about pedophile Christians or Christian nationalists or Hindus taking
dumps on the street they were talking about any of
that stuff, you should be able to talk about Tomud Zionists.
Speaker 3: Oh Talmud. I gotta write that down.
Speaker 2: I have I have a talmu tomum tom.
Speaker 3: An extra syllable in there.
Speaker 2: Those are Can we go short walk?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna do the superchats you used to do
three syllables. Used to say telemud and then you went
to tell mood, tell mood. All right, so we'll do
the super chats and then we will go go here. Uh,
hey you, says uh. Celebrity faking deaths and flat earth
are not at the top of my list of the
most important conspiracies. There's some serious ship happening, like the
n w O, global pandemics, weather manipulation, and the little hats.
The little hats are the problem.
Speaker 2: Tiny little tiny hat.
Speaker 3: Hey you against says the space quotes. He's got space
in quotes like I do. Also, hey you, the space
trip was played by bezos and elites to fuel the
gender divide. He picked lady celebs and spun the narrative,
knowing how people would react. I believe that completely.
Speaker 2: Hey you, you're crushing it. Thank you for all your
super chap money. You are number one Flamingo.
Speaker 3: Gotta do the hand thing, Number one Flamingo, Number on
Orthodox Church Bankstown says boys. Be good, Sam. I still
love you and I'm still praying for you here in Sydney, Australia,
Johnny nice hat.
Speaker 2: Thank The problem of going to Australia right now is
that my daughters are so young and they need me
there for two or three weeks, and I just don't
want to leave my kids that long.
Speaker 3: Also, if the earth is flat, it'll take you like
eight years to get to Australia.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it will take me eight years. I won't see
my kids for eight years.
Speaker 3: Tony Fat Hands says, Toddy Fat Hands, Sam and Johnny,
let's hang out in Austin soon. Thank you for helping me.
Redpill my girlfriend one that was like, you're a smoke
show in the ranks.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go, Tony Fat Hands.
Speaker 3: Sharley Dominge says, sorry, can you spot me a few
rocks so I can buy Katie Perry's authentic Worn in
Space spandex.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, that's got a smell like death.
Speaker 3: God is love with the seven dollars seventy seven cent
super chans. Oh danger Yo yo yo, hanging in banging
two nights in a row.
Speaker 2: God is a local celebrity who is well. I did
a live stream yesterday. I was supposed to do with
one of the guys that've been on the show, John
Weiber Weber Wyber, and he was trying to live stream
from McDonald's in Canada.
Speaker 3: And he couldn't get in. Why do you get it
from McDonald's.
Speaker 2: I don't know, because he's traveling to pick up some
hot chick who got deported.
Speaker 3: When I really yeah, when I worked in journalism when
I was young, boy, I started out in sports because
I just thought I would like that.
Speaker 2: I hated it.
Speaker 3: And what we would do, you know, to get our
gamers in. We'd often, especially in high school, they don't
have internet in the press box, so we'd have to
stop at like a McDonald's. McDonald's was famous for having
good internet, and we, boy, we filed so many stories
from like shitty McDonald's where people were crapping in the
bathrooms and just, oh horrible, I'm losing my voice here, Sam, All.
Speaker 2: Right, Johnny, we're gonna go. Last thing. I want to
say this. All these Tesla idiots that are like a
king and trying to blow up Tesla's, they're so dumb
because they're all like super feminine men and they're all
gonna go to prison and just they're gonna have to
put a car pool lane in their b hole to
handle all the man travel going in and out.
Speaker 3: It's weird. It's like they found a way to make
Tesla right wing somehow, which is I don't know if
it's not the plan.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's just funny to be me, you know.
Speaker 3: You know, no, it's funny to me too, uh that.
I will say. Last thing, I saw that movie Warfare.
Have you seen the trailer for that? It's yeah, it's
you would recognize the actors, but I can't call their names.
Speaker 2: It's but the.
Speaker 3: Director is like an ex military guy and it's all
based on observations of people in Iraq, and dude, it's
like a horror movie version of like what it's like
to be in a war, and uh, boy, it really is.
I mean it should be like Lindsey Graham should just
be strapped to a chair clockwork on my watch because
it's just it's horrible. I mean, people getting their legs
blown off and stuff and just screaming for like thirty minutes.
The movie is just a guy screaming. It's a great film,
but it is difficult. I recommend it if you want
to kind of be sobered up a little bit. You know,
maybe you feel yourself getting a little too hard about
going into a Raq or Iran rather, uh, maybe check
out Warfare. While it's still in theater.
Speaker 2: I'm with you, dude. Yeah, yeah, I'm with you, dude.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. Coming about Silver Surfer, do you see Silver
Surfer as a woman now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 3: They just put which I think Silver Surfer can be anybody.
It's like like the Herald of Galactus or whatever.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's a it's a it's a flat gray woman.
As you said, not even that shiny.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I love that. Your problem is with it being shiny,
because yeah, you're right, not that shiny. But it did
the fantasy for it looks like it's gonna be okay.
Did you see that new Superman trailer they put out,
which is just like a long clip from the film.
That's gonna be interesting. I'm not sure if that's gonna
be good. Which one the new Superman? Uh, that's coming out.
Speaker 2: I didn't mind it. I brought my daughter. We went
watched Johnny, We went and watched Jack.
Speaker 3: Black's new Minecraft. Yeahcraft, and uh was it good.
Speaker 2: There's it was. It was exactly what I was supposed
to be for kids. It was the it's the it's
it's a funny movie. I laughed out loud a bunch
of times. Uh, but it is dumb and a leterally.
The first five minutes is like, here's the plot, we're
running with it. But for kids it was great. My
daughter loved it. My daughter loved it. We went and
watched it. My other daughter, Ninja, doesn't like the same movie,
so she didn't go. So Ghost Swim. We just enjoyed
the movie and she, uh, ghosts acts like acts like
she's had a black movie theater and she just wants
to talk through the whole thing. And you gotta teach them.
These are wild, wild creatures, so we have to go, hey,
you can't talk in the movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I teach my nephew that too.
Speaker 2: Can't talk in the movie.
Speaker 3: You gotta turn to me full volume, like this is
really good.
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, gotta be.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 2: It was so funny because I was going to go
to you know, because I've been seeing this stuff in
the news about kids going to minecraft and throwing popcorn everywhere?
Why And I was doing math on how many ten
year olds I could take it one time, and I
think it's about thirty five.
Speaker 3: I could see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, take about thirty five of them, and then
what will happen? My hands will get hurt from punching them,
and then they'll just swore me.
Speaker 3: Are you fantasizing about punching Johnny.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to fight my way out with these kids,
these these unruly kids throwing popcorn at my kid. I'm
gonna have to go. I'm have to go. I'm gonna
fight my way out. If they're throwing popcorn everywhere, I'm
gonna have to start clocking people.
Speaker 3: By the way, movie theater. Popcorn is, when it's done well,
is one of the great pleasures of life. I have
figured out the key to that flavor. You'd make popcorn
at home, it's never as good. If you want to know,
this is a big secret. It's called flaviacol f L
A v O c O L or no, no, f
l A v A c O L flavacol.
Speaker 2: Look it up.
Speaker 3: It's like salt and some kind of chemicals and ship. Dude,
I don't really, it's just like neon. Aren't like nuclear orange.
It's a powder. You mix it in with the oil
or coconut oil, pop the kernels and brilliant, just brilliant.
Speaker 2: Yeah dude, uh uh yeah, I mean I love it too.
My daughter ate the whole thing.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 3: Dub Bubbler just put in a comment says, I'll rough
up the RB guy for Sam any day of the week.
I love you guys. What is the RB guy?
Speaker 2: Who is that? Yeah? I don't want to get into it.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know what that is. Uh, dub Bubbler,
Thank you, Dub Bubble.
Speaker 2: Thank you, dub Bubbler, thank you for having my my
my back.
Speaker 3: We got the Wuhan Institute of Virology and the comments,
oh are.
Speaker 2: They depending there was a virus. I always like to
put out the uh the scene in Indiana Jones where
the the the come out of the chest and I
always say, this is UH security footage from the Muhan
lab on how COVID got out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's funny, John, you've been lifting. Yeah, I just
started back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, boy, I gotta get dude. You lift, bro so sorely.
Speaker 3: Those funny those videos, by the way, were just the
funniest when those came, Bro, you even lift, and people
got so offended. Dude, those guys that are in the
gym that spend a lot take that so seriously that
uh that Yeah, it's a major insult to.
Speaker 2: Do a lot of people are talking that there's a
lot of feds in the comments section right now.
Speaker 3: We got feds in this ohting. Someone brought up creatine.
There was a study this week they kind of creatine.
You know, it has been thought of, uh for a
long time. It's it's harmless, which the study doesn't deny
that completely. Couldn't do you any harm really as long
as you have healthy kiddies. But there was a study
that most of the games you get are actually just
water weight that you're gonna lose.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: Now, a lot of people, you know, it kind of
goes against years of other studies. So take it for
what it's worth. But yeah, there's a big creatine study
this this week that kind of uh suggested that maybe
maybe it was all in your head.
Speaker 2: The gains, Well, it's a it's a it's what is
it a opt collusion?
Speaker 3: Well no, because it does it does pull water into
the muscle, and so you'll get a swell from creatine.
But they're suggesting that it's temporary, uh, you know, because
it was a uh you know, they had a control
in the trial, uh and and they had the same gains.
So uh, Moses says Johnny tries not to be a
twink so he won't get smashed. I'm just me, man,
I'm just me.
Speaker 2: Johnny loved getting smashed. All right, guys, this is the
best show we've ever done. We're going to do another
one very soon. Yes, that's why we didn't do any
Sam Super Stories.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll have stories next week.
Speaker 2: Sam Super Stories. We're gonna have a couple of gas
come out. It's good.
Speaker 3: Well, dude, you remember those uh carnivore snacks that we
were addicted to.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I saw you what you put? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well, they're like forty dollars of back, like legit, like
thirty nine dollars. I figured out how to make them
at Homeman. Dude, I'll bring you some, like for five bucks.
They're so cheap.
Speaker 2: You're gonna charge me five bucks? No, No, I mean
like it.
Speaker 3: Cost me like five bucks to make what they charged
forty dollars for, So it's a no.
Speaker 2: I'll bring you some.
Speaker 3: Uh they're delicious stuff. Look up carnival snacks, guys, you
remember us talking about those. They're amazing. Google carnival snacks recipe.
Speaker 2: Johnny, let's make some tinfull hack carnivals carnivorous snacks.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you don't do that because you get sued
for Hey, I am getting a UV printer though. Uh
UFI just came out with this UV printer so we
can print on anything. We can have our own water bottles,
now coasters, stuff like that. Merch here pretty soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Somebody says we have Katy Perry on next week
to talk about going to space.
Speaker 3: I would love to have her on.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, great show, go to sam tivy dot com.
Grab your tickets. Big show tomorrow night.
Speaker 3: Is that the Gavin McKenna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, I just want to wish everybody
a happy Easter. I hope you have a great easter. Yeah,
there's broken SIM.
Speaker 3: Merch bs merch dot com. We had to bs merch
dot com.
Speaker 2: Now what do we got for them?
Speaker 3: I'll take you there people every now and then I'll
tweet at me at broken sim on Twitter.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: By the way, I heard from Twitter. You know what
they told me. They said, I I messaged them the
only way to get to support because I can't send
messages from my account is to DM them from the
broken simaccount. And they said, we can't talk to you
about this because you're not dming from the account that
was banned from dming. How does that make any sense?
Here's a yeah, we got our sounds.
Speaker 2: Gay, I'm in Yeah, he sold one. I'm so upset
that nobody's buying I survived Run fifty five.
Speaker 3: Nobody knows what it means.
Speaker 2: It means a boner pill. You you.
Speaker 3: No, but not saying nobody knows that. That's what I'm saying. Okay, Well,
our most popular item back during COVID was this what
is it? Neck gator? It's a it was thing you
could put around your face, you know, to go, oh manies,
Pope Tripoli. That's a good one, right there, Pope Tripoli.
These are just old jokes. This is your greatest quote.
If you ask me, dude, their plants. Without them, we
have no oxygen. Profound. We're kind of a big deal
in Turks and cacos, our turks and kkos shirt.
Speaker 2: Yes, are we still ranked?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 3: Each on the pavement is what that is?
Speaker 2: Oh? I missed pay each other pavement. There's such a
great time.
Speaker 3: And then look at Sam just in his chair down there.
Speaker 2: I miss it, dude. We had there's so many great
moments on the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the old days, back when we really tried.
Speaker 2: Well back when like there was everything was shut down.
I was just walking the streets of Hollywood looking for danger.
Speaker 3: And all the wrong way in Hollywood.
Speaker 2: That was the big deal. Yeah. I would still drive
there and just walk around. Yeah, I just walk around.
But the problem is is that I think Hollywood is dead. Dude,
It's just dead. There's just no way do people go
to party in this town.
Speaker 3: Well you got it. I mean I think you go
up the strip, you can still find some like the
other end of the strip, you can still find some action.
But uh yeah, down that way it's just sketch city.
I mean it's just dangerous. It's the land of gate
disturbance is what I call it, because one of the
great ways to tell someone's mentally ill is how they walk,
and they call that gate disturbance, like the gate is
how you walk. And uh yeah, everybody down there has
got like weird like one of these things where they're
kind of hunchbacked and kind of jigging all over the place. Yeah,
it's a weird area. Hollywood Boulevard life is a weird area.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, all right, guys, was this the best
get in the comments section? Was this the best episode
ever or the greatest episode ever, best ever, greatest ever?
Vote Now free x G Yeah, free x G. Dude. Yeah,
I met an autistic robot in uh Tacoma. He might
take XG spot. Oh I saw that video. Yeah, that
was funny. That was funny. Yeah, I'm pretty funny, dude,
I'm pretty funny. That's the word on the street. Someone
said the best always.
Speaker 3: Oh, can you talk about the Comedy Store? Is that
kind of under wraps?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: You know it's they have a new booker, Rose and
Emily is no longer there, so there's a lot of there's.
Speaker 3: A lot of optimism.
Speaker 2: Would you say, Well, I don't know if it's optimism.
I think that the people that didn't get spots are optimistic.
Here's the thing, dude, you know, I'm sad that my
friend lost her job. I will say that I see
comedy completely different than her. And what will what happened,
and everything will move on and everyone will get on
with their life. Is you know it wasn't all her
fault because comedy in la is dead right now. There's
a lot of things going on.
Speaker 3: She didn't exactly help.
Speaker 2: Well, that's my whole thing. It's like it's like, comedy
is dead, nobody's got money. Okay, so you can't also
have an economy that's struggling, a comedy scene struggling, and
put out lineups that people did enjoy. And I disagreed
with her on some of the people she picked up
because some of those people were known as before they
got picked up as comedy store haters. They were just
hate tweeting the store, and you know, and not only
are they getting picked up, but their names are on
the marquee and you're like the market listen, two kinds
of people should be on the marquee, the big names
and sell tickets and the name we're going, Hey, dude,
I'm doing some of my life. I've seen my name
on the marquee, right and you rotated it. That wasn't happening, Yeah,
And it was just it's like, Bud, I say this
about the situation with Emily, and I like Emily. I
like Emily as a friend. I've known her for almost
twenty years, but like she had a different view of
comedy and I did not fit into it well.
Speaker 3: It also was not that place used to when I
first moved out here, and it was only like this
for even a couple of years, but it used to
feel kind of dangerous, like you could see something, yes,
maybe you're not supposed to see, Yes, a little dirty, something,
a little outrageous, and yes, there was no chance of that.
Speaker 2: By the I totally agree, Johnny, I won one hundred
percent agree. And here's the situation, dude, And you know
he can't book for feelings. Yeah, but you also can't
just book. Like there's this notion that the people get
the biggest, last of the best comics, and that's not true.
Mitzi Shore has had a view. She understood when you
were different. What I hear and what I saw people
get picked up as regulars, bombing in their in their showcases.
She just saw it, and that's it. You have to
see it.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 2: Rose is the new the new booker, and I must
say something. Rose is crazy enough to make the position
mold to her because that job changes people. It's a
lot of power and it's a lot of pressure.
Speaker 3: Also probably one of the most beautiful people.
Speaker 2: Oh, just like I used to say, she was like
third world dictator gorgeous, Like she could date third world dictators.
That's how hot she was. You know, still very attractive, yes,
so so it's a combination you can't have by all accounts,
not exciting lineups because you have a vision, okay, and
being a bad economy. Right, you can't do both a
bad comedy economy and have both. Now I would I
love Emily. She would not allow you to engage her
in any kind of like talk or criticism, and if
she knew that you weren't happy with her, she would
avoid you.
Speaker 3: And that sucks.
Speaker 2: You can't do that because you should be able, Yeah,
Rose the bartender, Yeah, you should be able to state
your case. And I'm sorry. I understand out with the
old in with the new. I get that. I get that.
But when I when I was doing spots and I'm
getting multiple standing o's in the oar okay, like that
means something. But I'm also not afraid to fucking burn
everything to the ground, which is what that place was
built on. And I understand the only change in the universe,
the only the only consistence, see, the only the only
constant in the universe is change. I understand that, Okay,
But this has and always will be an indie studio.
It's the most artistic out of all the all the clubs.
And you know, there's a lot of female bookers right
now in La and Mitzie Shore, Cammy Bronson. You know,
there's so many women out there. There are great bookers,
but when you catch the wrong one, they tend to
book on feeling how everybody should how everybody should have
a chance. And at the end of the day, stand
up comedy is the close thing to sports. You're either
you're either doing it or not. And the young comics
at the Comedy Store are great comics. They're great writers.
I would say that they are probably better writers than
the guys coming up with me at the time. But
we are better comics. We it was the art. It's
too much showbiz now and that's maybe that's old man Sam.
They're great, they're really great comics, but there's too much
safe going on. There's not enough danger. There's like two
guys out there just really pressing it, and that's what
the Comedy Store has always been a place to press.
So I'm sad that my friend lost her job. I'm
but I think it was time for something new, and
I think she's going to land on her feet in
something in comedy because being a booker at the Comedy
Store carries a lot of weight and she probably got,
you know, saddled with things that were out of her control.
Speaker 3: Do you think a woman gives you an advantage in
that job, Like maybe people don't go at you because
you're a woman.
Speaker 2: Ny, That's why I think we have female sideline reporters. Interesting.
It's hard, it's really hard to lay into a chick
on television, so you have to be on your best manners.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, dude, dude. Coaches would ignore sideline reports way
more if they weren't hot chicks. They would just right
past them. If you saw a T shirt, by the way,
we saw a T.
Speaker 2: Shirt, thank you guys. Which one was it?
Speaker 3: The logo the broken sim logo?
Speaker 2: I prefer sounds gamming. So that's my opinion. Said a
friend lost their job, excited, you know, and who knows. Man,
there's a lot more things at work. But I think Rose,
there's three people that I thought would be perfect for
the new if they got a new booker, and it
would be Rose, Eleanor, and Dana Marshall. Those would be
the three perfect bookers. At one point, Comedy Story had
asked Dana if she wanted to be a manager, and
I'm like, you're you're gonna go nuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you don't know you're asking for that for you.
Speaker 2: But I'll tell you something, if Dana got in there,
she wouldn't put up with anybody's ship.
Speaker 3: No, dude, No, she doesn't know. She would be perfect,
always friends and enemies just the same.
Speaker 2: Rose is perfect because she's just the right amount of
crazy and she's just the right amount of conservative, meaning
she's she's a. She's a She's an old school liberal
slash moderate conservative. That's what you need. You can't get
someone deep into to a aggressivism.
Speaker 3: She's done, she's podcasting there. I mean, she's funny, she's
done all the stuff to kill her.
Speaker 2: She's cool. Her husband, her boyfriend is great. Fiance. Maybe
at this point, I fucking love her, dude, and I
have zero expectations because you know what I mean, if
I if I got a bunch of spots, I'd be
happy if I get one spot. I'm cool now. I'm
in a great place. I'm happy with where I am.
I'm churning out a lot of comedy clips. I'm happy
about it. You know, I've I'm uh do you know
I'm gonna put out two crawwork specials if it works
out the way I want to. You know, my special
hasn't even been out a year yet. I think it
came out in March. No, it came out in October.
So I have so much time to fine tune the
rest of this hour. If I want you another hour.
Speaker 3: Oh there's a conspiracy, Amanda says, XG isn't Mexican.
Speaker 2: Oh what what is he?
Speaker 3: That's what I'm wondering. If he ain't Mexican?
Speaker 2: Who the weekend? Oh you're saying Carlo Spincilla.
Speaker 3: So he's faking this whole Uh, this whole Mexican bit.
Huh the food? Yeah, curious, Yeah, well that's it. Everybody.
Speaker 2: Uncle Drone thinks actually is fine. He thinks he's fine,
getting a lot of gay lovey.
Speaker 3: I think he means like he's everybody's talking about m
being deported.
Speaker 2: In the okay, so he might be gone. Guys, we
didn't want to say anything. It might be gone. Always go,
We're gonna go short. Then Johnny goes for fucking ever.
Speaker 3: Brother, did you not just spend the last twenty minutes
talking about you?
Speaker 2: Asked about it, Johnny dot com slash Events, Let's get
in it We'll see you guys soon. Take care. Bye Ah.
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