Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud. We've missed Kinsman and White
Speaker 1: Beaming Room.
Speaker 2: Of course, the good thing about being a nome is
Speaker 2: he didn't have to hurt his knees. Oh hello, welcome
Speaker 2: to Chewing the Cuds. Just know what gnomes are, very convenient.
Speaker 1: They're made of like plaster and plastic and things.
Speaker 2: No real life gnomes. No no, not not an mental gnomes.
Speaker 2: You figure it out anyway. What have you got for
Speaker 2: us this week? Mike therapy lined up for you? But
Speaker 2: I have a story about a map. Sounds exciting, it doesn't.
Speaker 2: And then we're getting.
Speaker 1: Something just for Daddy's Father's Day.
Speaker 2: Oh and then we have a game to play in
Speaker 2: our Game of the week. But on screen now you
Speaker 2: can see our social media contact infolk.
Speaker 3: Just look for at the cut TV.
Speaker 1: Adam Adam oh as names have gon across the button
Speaker 1: the screen. It's time to go over to mist.
Speaker 2: And the.
Speaker 3: Show Biz News Pride Month.
Speaker 1: Yes, we are in instat instead insta instead. That's in
Speaker 1: the mid in the midst of it, but shortened.
Speaker 2: That's basically my name with added d.
Speaker 3: YEA somebody who is also.
Speaker 2: A bit desperate, maybe because they just completely announced I
Speaker 2: would like some Jonathan Grath that's start of stage and screen,
Speaker 2: film and TV saying a little bit of a fit,
Speaker 2: a little bit of a fitty. Have you seen the
Speaker 2: top two episode he's in. What do you think you've
Speaker 2: kind of seen it? L they have more or the
Speaker 2: chemistry is there isn't it between the two of them
Speaker 2: is very very sexy. I won't spoil it if you
Speaker 2: haven't seen it yet. If you haven't seen, it's your
Speaker 2: own fault. We could do spoilers.
Speaker 3: Oh, you don't mind it when you're giving the man
Speaker 3: no no.
Speaker 1: Because you've already watched it at that point. If you're
Speaker 1: a true Hoovian, you'll have watched it when.
Speaker 3: It came out at midnight.
Speaker 1: I'm okay, twenty four hours, I say, twenty four hours
Speaker 1: after its first airs. To watch it after that point,
Speaker 1: it's your own fault.
Speaker 3: Well, it is very very sexy.
Speaker 2: Anyway, he's one of ours, and he's at New York
Speaker 2: Pride doing a bit of a announcement, and he's obviously
Speaker 2: up and ready for it because he had something very
Speaker 2: simple to say, Okay, I'm single, I'm feeling full of
Speaker 2: pride and prep Okay, cool, Yeah, he's available.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't be full of prep. That's a lot of prep
Speaker 1: to beavia. Well, he's a handsome guy.
Speaker 2: If he's available, I mean, why not take a microphone
Speaker 2: and announced to absolutely everybody there, which must be hundreds,
Speaker 2: if not thousands of people come and get some exalling.
Speaker 1: It's easier than grinder.
Speaker 3: So much.
Speaker 1: How many away is he? It's behind stage. He's just
Speaker 1: told me where he is. He's there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well if I I'm half tempted to go to
Speaker 2: New York too. Hello, is that where he lives? I
Speaker 2: don't know if that's where he lives. I suppose that's
Speaker 2: probably wheres mostly based with everything from Broadway and stuff,
Speaker 2: but depends on what you're what project you're working on.
Speaker 2: I suppose anywhere the actual ebar are based.
Speaker 1: I have a phrase at this point where he very
Speaker 1: looks very comfortable.
Speaker 3: Comfortable Do you mean by comfortable it's good to sit on?
Speaker 1: How have you not heard that before? I referred to
Speaker 1: a lot of people with comfortable faces, and I've not
Speaker 1: clocked that yet.
Speaker 2: No, okay, no, because I'm innocent and I have such thoughts. Anyway,
Speaker 2: moving on, that's not the only Broadway news.
Speaker 3: Oh you're handed Dolly.
Speaker 1: Parton, Would I be allowed to say no, no, you
Speaker 1: really would.
Speaker 2: You'd have to hand back your gay cards would be
Speaker 2: a lie as well, you love So you know that
Speaker 2: she's got the musical Nine to five, which based on
Speaker 2: the movie, et cetera. So there's a couple of big
Speaker 2: bits of news with this, really one. Dolly Parton's going
Speaker 2: to do a musical of her life and it's not
Speaker 2: just going to have all your big hits, et cetera.
Speaker 3: So there are a.
Speaker 2: Lot of musicals that will take an artists and make
Speaker 2: a lot out of them. Yeah, Mamomia, etc. Andoys and
Speaker 2: all that. Yeah. Yeah, so the Jersey Boys, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think Jersey Boys? Is is it the Four Seasons?
Speaker 3: I can't remember anyway, There she is, there, she is.
Speaker 2: It will include some of her big but she's also
Speaker 2: writing some original music for it too, So it's just
Speaker 2: going to be Dolly Parton's history is done as a thing,
Speaker 2: and we'll have to wait for that to develop, et cetera.
Speaker 2: One other thing that we've got to wait to develop
Speaker 2: Jennifer Annaston Friends Star. She's got a production company and
Speaker 2: they're planning on remaking Nine to five as well.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So we might get a remake of ninety five,
Speaker 2: and there's also a bit of a pitch because it's
Speaker 2: very early in the days of development that they get
Speaker 2: the original cast in as well.
Speaker 1: That'd be cool and.
Speaker 3: A bit of a revamp, maybe the theme tune to
Speaker 3: go with it.
Speaker 1: I'd be up for watching it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a banging remix of ninety five for the modern days.
Speaker 3: It was awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, there's so many of those. I used to
Speaker 1: go clubbing in the some time ago, and there was
Speaker 1: a nine to five remix that was a good It
Speaker 1: had a good bop to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know the one. I know the one exactly,
Speaker 2: but we could do with a new one that was
Speaker 2: probably be about twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: I was enjoying my little self there doing the little
Speaker 1: dance that we used to do at the top of
Speaker 1: a nightclub that Donald resists, right, hasn't existed for fifteen years.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I remember doing the dance to around the
Speaker 2: old campfire, remember that the old camp fire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also songs you don not allowed to sing
Speaker 1: anymore because of you know, naughty things that the singers did.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Susie is hard, yeah, shake her death. She's been
Speaker 2: in the news recently because obviously we have the election
Speaker 2: coming up? Are we feeling excited about this?
Speaker 1: Excited is not the word I have?
Speaker 3: Go on, what word would you use?
Speaker 1: So I explained that I'm quite excited for the election, right,
Speaker 1: but also a little bit disappointed that it hadn't happened earlier.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: No, because for the past fourteen years I've basically been
Speaker 1: hate on a daily basis, So I'm going to kind
Speaker 1: of miss.
Speaker 2: That we don't have the time or the money for
Speaker 2: the therapy that is required. Wow, Okay, Suzi is for
Speaker 2: a long time actually, Like I remember going to go
Speaker 2: and see her in Manchester to do like what was
Speaker 2: supposed to be her last comedy gig because she's going
Speaker 2: to go off and become an MP, and it did
Speaker 2: not materialize. No, she went off and did more theater
Speaker 2: and lots of shows in doing multiple languages and like that. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: like she's a mind blowing person, mind blowing creative.
Speaker 3: But recently, because of.
Speaker 2: This new election and the Green Party candidate standing down
Speaker 2: in Brighton, she's putting herself up for being the candidate
Speaker 2: candidate for.
Speaker 3: Labor down there.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, Unfortunately she wasn't chosen and she does attribute
Speaker 2: this to being trans and that maybe there are people
Speaker 2: down there that just don't want a trans person being
Speaker 2: their MP, which is really sad, especially for bright And
Speaker 2: but yeah, it did mean that she had a bit
Speaker 2: of an interview on Virgin talking about this Virgin radio
Speaker 2: and apparently she said she knew she was trans from
Speaker 2: the age of five, which which makes sense. I think
Speaker 2: most of us had a little bit of an inkling
Speaker 2: around about that for our gender identity or sexual awakenings
Speaker 2: kind of thing. But fortunate and mother died at six,
Speaker 2: so I never really got to explain that. So she was
Speaker 2: saying in this radio interview, being in nineteen eighty five
Speaker 2: when she came out that she explained to her father
Speaker 2: because she was going to be public, so you might
Speaker 2: as well tell them. Their father said that she would
Speaker 2: have been absolutely fine with it, which is a really
Speaker 2: lovely thing to have affirmed. But yeah, it's there's still
Speaker 2: fights to be and she does acknowledge, Like in nineteen
Speaker 2: eighty five, there wasn't even a conversation. She was like
Speaker 2: a non person the idea of being trans. I mean,
Speaker 2: what was it like for you when early on, what
Speaker 2: was your concept of trans in the eighties well, I
Speaker 2: was still very small in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I didn't really have a concept of trans
Speaker 1: in the eighties. It wasn't until the mid nineties when
Speaker 1: I experienced Susie. Right, like watching the show and they're going,
Speaker 1: you know, boy but like doing girl things, so running, jumping,
Speaker 1: climbing trees, pussy on makeup while you're up there. It
Speaker 1: was my first image of someone in the trans community.
Speaker 1: And that's why I can still remember it to this day.
Speaker 1: It's that that's my first Oh okay, so I think,
Speaker 1: you know, watching Susan's growth over that time has been epic, right,
Speaker 1: and see other thing that they've done, and they've they've
Speaker 1: brought into their serious acting and their fun acting as well.
Speaker 3: So I think we have Blazer.
Speaker 1: She's a part of that massive, massive, frail Blazer and
Speaker 1: says still got a lot of places to go, a
Speaker 1: lot of way to go. But when I look back
Speaker 1: over the past thirty years, we have come so far.
Speaker 1: We just need to not stop or go backwards.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 2: Well, still got time for a trans MP to come through,
Speaker 2: and we are still waiting beyond that, and hopefully it'll
Speaker 2: be Susie. But this time, no Unfortunately that's all for
Speaker 2: them showbiz this week.
Speaker 1: Well, thanks that missed, and we do hope that Susie
Speaker 1: gets her position as soon as possible.
Speaker 2: You're welcome now stick around as next it's Mike in
Speaker 2: the Buzz. You're watching Cheering the Card with Mist and Mike.
Speaker 2: Now let's go deep into the dark, dank, disgusting parts
Speaker 2: of the Internet with Mike and the Buzz.
Speaker 1: Dark and disgusting, like your search history. Because before recording
Speaker 1: this they oh no, poured on my laptop on my tablet,
Speaker 1: Born on your tablet. That's the thing you're correcting me on,
Speaker 1: not the fact you're watching Born in that seat moments
Speaker 1: before filming.
Speaker 3: Very convenient medium.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, I don't think it was a medium.
Speaker 3: It's very wide. Anyway.
Speaker 1: You're going on holiday this year, missed, No.
Speaker 2: No, far far too busy, far too busy, far too busy,
Speaker 2: far too busy, trying to tighten that muscle up a bit.
Speaker 1: Constantly doing keegels. What's the chatting exactly here? Please don't
Speaker 1: swallow the chat. Well, I thought you might like to
Speaker 1: go on a cruise. I have been considering going a cruise,
Speaker 1: not cruising a cruise, A big, big, gay cruise. Big
Speaker 1: gay cruise, quite a gay cruise. Lots of people. But
Speaker 1: rules about cruising mm hmm. Okay, And so I thought
Speaker 1: i'd share with you that you know the rules about
Speaker 1: when you are and aren't supposed to be wearing clothing
Speaker 1: on a new discrude cruise. Okay, new disc cruise, new discruise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: two and a half thousand passengers, right, it's very strict
Speaker 1: rules about when you are and aren't supposed to be
Speaker 1: wearing clothes.
Speaker 3: Well, it's a separated in clothes.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If everybody knows they're they're up for that.
Speaker 1: Yes. So the rule is if you're coming in or
Speaker 1: going out, you're supposed to be dressed going in and
Speaker 1: going out to port. Okay, so dressed when you're getting
Speaker 1: near land or near land or at land, right, but
Speaker 1: the rest of the time may be nude. Rules about
Speaker 1: always have a towel with you, right, and then some
Speaker 1: clean wipes.
Speaker 3: As well to wipe up you've been sitting down.
Speaker 1: We've been sitting down, not fluids, we've been sitting down, right,
Speaker 1: And erections are a big no no, Well, how can
Speaker 1: you control that? Apparently it's not a sexy environment. People
Speaker 1: just walking around naked.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I get that, but there are moments.
Speaker 1: Which points you cub yourself up and go away.
Speaker 3: Okay, just because it's resolved the situation.
Speaker 1: We'll not resolve the situation. Just wait till he goes
Speaker 1: awake and think about model that just stroking and nipples.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll do it.
Speaker 1: Turn me straight. I think she's cremated.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Just snip into a broom closet, start whacking it
Speaker 2: with a hammer.
Speaker 3: I hope it'll go down.
Speaker 1: With a good time anyway, taking towels and things with you, okay,
Speaker 1: to to make sure that not sitting on something because
Speaker 1: you don't want to bump sweat.
Speaker 3: Ye to share absolutely and worse, you're okay to.
Speaker 1: Be naked in the jacuzzi or swimming pool. M h.
Speaker 1: But yeah, in that report and maybe at dinner time,
Speaker 1: it's suggested that you cover up.
Speaker 2: But it's a suggestion, brilliant. I mean, I would I
Speaker 2: never have the body confidence to really about to have
Speaker 2: the balls to do that. They were not maring. They're
Speaker 2: like barnacles on the side of the submarine. But yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I just I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: What I wouldn't They're like barnacles on the side of
Speaker 1: a submarine. Yeah, there's a couple of problems with that.
Speaker 1: Binnacles don't go on submarines, No, because submarines are continually moving.
Speaker 1: It's boats that get barnacles.
Speaker 2: Boats are moving quite a lot.
Speaker 1: No, but they they stay stationary in the water a
Speaker 1: lot more, okay, and binacles like something stationary to attach.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: It's like trying to get in a tax at forty
Speaker 1: miles an hour. Right, taxi stops. You can get in
Speaker 1: it if it's going forty miles. Now you just fling
Speaker 1: yourself at it. You're not going to get in Aye.
Speaker 2: You depends on these in it.
Speaker 1: You fling yourself at taxes, it's still going to just
Speaker 1: hurt yourself on lot.
Speaker 2: You don't underestimate how desperate I am.
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone can address about that. But moving
Speaker 1: on quite quickly. You're of a certain age now, aren't you.
Speaker 3: I may have just turned forty five, Yes, may.
Speaker 1: Of just turn forty five. There's part of that sentence
Speaker 1: I have an objection to. Just it's over a week ago,
Speaker 1: just saying would you like to live forever?
Speaker 3: Sometimes yes? Sometimes no?
Speaker 1: Why no, that's love gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it'd be really nice to just see
Speaker 2: how the world evolves and be there and certainly even
Speaker 2: getting onto this stage, like the level of perspective I've
Speaker 2: got bed to work where I was when I was
Speaker 2: a kid and stuff like that. It's I can only
Speaker 2: imagine that just gets more and more and more. But
Speaker 2: then there's also just the waiting room life you need
Speaker 2: to be living if you're going to live, And as
Speaker 2: you get older, the more sedate you get, and I'd
Speaker 2: hate to be Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Think you know, eternal life is good, but only if
Speaker 1: it also comes with eternal youth. I think only having
Speaker 1: one is a problem. Yeah, but yeah, Well, the good
Speaker 1: news is that scientists believe that we could live forever
Speaker 1: quite soon. Okay, yeah, as of twenty thirty. Yeah, humans
Speaker 1: could live forever.
Speaker 2: There's enough of.
Speaker 3: Us though, I know.
Speaker 1: Now here's the thing. Here's the kicker. It's not us,
Speaker 1: it's future generations, right right, So generations get older and
Speaker 1: older and older. They think that by the time we
Speaker 1: have someone born in twenty thirty, we'll be able to
Speaker 1: help make it so that they can live forever.
Speaker 2: We can see that now, and like if you look
Speaker 2: to the old TV show let's look at the Golden Girls,
Speaker 2: and what age is they're supposed to be and what
Speaker 2: ages they actually were as actresses compared to people who
Speaker 2: are celebrities now of a similar age, and they just don't.
Speaker 1: Like Well, it's more about life expectancy. Yeah, right, So
Speaker 1: for instance, you're you're expected to live to like seventy Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm expected to live for much longer because
Speaker 1: I'm much younger, seventy three, seventy three, My life expectance tears,
Speaker 1: you know. So I'm over halfway there, way all downhill
Speaker 1: from now. It's true, body pieces well to go over this.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So as people get older, we get further on,
Speaker 1: people will live longer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, so we can already see quite dramatically that now,
Speaker 2: so I can imagine even.
Speaker 1: More health care and all that sort of thing. It's
Speaker 1: a possibility. And if you want to live forever, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: when love is gone, you queen? Why not share that
Speaker 1: with us at the COUD TV? And now it brings
Speaker 1: us to our story of the week. Now. Persulations of
Speaker 1: fun things to do in the bedroom you have a.
Speaker 3: Few are used to yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: You still do. They're just or solo active now than
Speaker 1: group ones. Maybe spitting up into the air and catching
Speaker 1: in your mother.
Speaker 2: I have a very nice thing going on with the
Speaker 2: across the guy across the street. Our windows exactly opposite
Speaker 2: each other. Okay, so you're just ranking each other basically.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hello neighbor.
Speaker 1: Hi, is it blue bin or brown bin day today? Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know one. Have you heard that car alarm
Speaker 1: going off? Yeah, it's been out of that for weeks. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's awful. Anyway, this is there is about a map
Speaker 1: that's been released out of Europe. Okay, and which fetish
Speaker 1: is most prominent in which country? Okay, so you're going
Speaker 1: on it is a sexual awakening tour. You can now
Speaker 1: pick what you want to do depending on where you're going,
Speaker 1: and you're more likely to find that thing.
Speaker 2: Can we cross relate cross reference this with the map
Speaker 2: that's for the largest penis size as well?
Speaker 1: We can, but we're not going to size quick right,
Speaker 1: So if by the power of TV I make that bigger.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So the dark purple is ball busting, which can see
Speaker 1: very popular in France.
Speaker 2: Busting, treading on people's balls.
Speaker 1: Tickling is very good in It's very popular in Spain
Speaker 1: and in Italy. Yeah, wrestling is very good in Portugal.
Speaker 1: Happens all the way up there and all the way
Speaker 1: up there in the in the in the what I
Speaker 1: like to call the Pubic states. Cocka bowls. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: there's a cocka balls there as well. Everyone misses the
Speaker 1: negative image of the cock and balls, right, and then
Speaker 1: feet is very very popular in the south of Santios.
Speaker 1: Now here's the interesting bit. Russia pegging very into paining.
Speaker 1: In Russia, you know what they could do, just like
Speaker 1: gaysby gaze, we're all about the sticking things upon albums.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I thought that bondage. Not surprisingly in Germany,
Speaker 1: giant tests. Giant tests. Yeah, we like we like them tall,
Speaker 1: we like them tall and berry.
Speaker 3: Yes, snooze snow. I think that's called.
Speaker 1: Snoop snow it is. Yeah, lift and carry up if
Speaker 1: you're up in the cold places.
Speaker 3: Aren't there there's one for our gallery.
Speaker 1: What's that one?
Speaker 2: Diapers?
Speaker 1: Diapers? Yeah, well you see the gallery. Well, Dean doesn't
Speaker 1: wear them for sexy reasons. He wears them for what
Speaker 1: he likes to say, for confidence, just in case. Actually
Speaker 1: what he said he had he had the squits. One
Speaker 1: day he came in with the squits. Well, I think
Speaker 1: I'm okay now, I'm just wearing it for confidence. It's
Speaker 1: actually a direct quote. This is what we have to
Speaker 1: put up with in our ears. People talk about shitting
Speaker 1: themselves and hallow. Are you are happy for confidence audience
Speaker 1: at home? You really do not understand the pain we
Speaker 1: have to go with with these guys in our ears. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then it's quite hot. I'm a little bit intoval
Speaker 1: mouth fetishes, so chewing, eating, spitting, kissing, mock ban mouth stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but mock bangs videos are eating, aren't they.
Speaker 1: No, not people, He's just watching people chew, oh okay,
Speaker 1: and like tongues and stuff and spitting mouths and it's
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, there's an insight into my world.
Speaker 1: It's not all I'm into. Please pride to my only fans.
Speaker 1: But that's all from the buzz this week.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Mike. And you said your words into the
Speaker 2: deep dark and disgusting tag part of the internet.
Speaker 1: You're a liar, deep dark and disgusting. Well, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to shame me with what I know you
Speaker 1: get into. Wear me like a glove puppet. But stick
Speaker 1: around because coming up we have a game to play
Speaker 1: in our game with the.
Speaker 2: Week welcome back, and yes you are watching Chewing the Cards,
Speaker 2: and we're going to play a little game. And this
Speaker 2: one is for everyone's favorite pop dad. It's Mike.
Speaker 1: You're referring to the dog off for the mask actually
Speaker 1: day all the week.
Speaker 2: All right, then, Mike, let's see what you can do
Speaker 2: with this kazoo.
Speaker 1: What that tune was.
Speaker 3: Chocolate Salty Balls South Park?
Speaker 1: No it wasn't, but okay, that's what the gallery was thinking.
Speaker 1: Abou's not what I was doing. That was Beyonce and Halo. Right,
Speaker 1: you're ready for the next one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, how does that taste?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: It's delicious? Why it's clean douched?
Speaker 4: Right, have a clue.
Speaker 1: Currently a massive.
Speaker 2: Twink, currently a massive twink kind of person. So we're
Speaker 2: talking to Troy sav.
Speaker 3: Rush.
Speaker 1: Yes it was Rush. You don't want to know what
Speaker 1: the clue was for that next one. I would have
Speaker 1: had to explain what Poppa's are to you, then, miss, because.
Speaker 2: It doesn't work on me anymore.
Speaker 3: I think I've since so wide.
Speaker 1: They don't work on anymore.
Speaker 2: They work.
Speaker 1: I've already dilated. You have to fit a double decker
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: I used to love them so much, and they just
Speaker 2: don't work on me anymore.
Speaker 1: Just because you're so wide.
Speaker 2: Next from isopropal nitrate from animal nitrates to iso propel.
Speaker 1: Hm hm hm.
Speaker 2: Anti hero Taylor Swift, because it is it's me. I'm
Speaker 2: the problem. It's me.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, Not a single person in the studio or
Speaker 1: gallery has then done Oh no, miss no.
Speaker 2: We Sometimes I feel this show is just an intervention
Speaker 2: Torn Natalie Brugula. Yes, well done you. Next one, I
Speaker 2: think well done you you're doing You're doing a very
Speaker 2: good job. Your performing skills have come along dreadfully. Well
Speaker 2: what's that smell?
Speaker 1: Scasm? I'm going to give you a hint before I
Speaker 1: play the tune because you might not get it. Okay,
Speaker 1: but this is this is not what people say about
Speaker 1: your backside, h.
Speaker 2: All the small things. Yeah, you are very very mean
Speaker 2: to me, Yes, but.
Speaker 5: It's it's you make it so easy.
Speaker 2: Spice girls want to be Yeah, well don't you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jack, I.
Speaker 2: Think you're doing terribly well.
Speaker 3: Practical virtue ASO of this kazoo.
Speaker 1: It's because I'm using a different color this week.
Speaker 2: Oh that's it.
Speaker 1: It's a different it's a different key.
Speaker 2: M m hm hm.
Speaker 3: I think you might have overstretched your talent.
Speaker 1: That's not what we call it.
Speaker 3: Waterfalls t ls there we go.
Speaker 1: See, it's just you don't know the words.
Speaker 3: I do the words.
Speaker 2: Look at a singing right now, because very.
Speaker 1: But that's the reason we don always to sing.
Speaker 3: Okay, duh, not a clue?
Speaker 6: Oh ah, the park Lifel, Yeah, you need visual clues.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the thing, because that's the first one I
Speaker 1: didn't do a visual clue for and you couldn't get
Speaker 1: it till I did.
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel the power of mine is underestimated. Pronounce me,
Speaker 2: oh Cardigans and uh, I can't about anything but love me,
Speaker 2: love me. No, I can't remember that. I can't remember
Speaker 2: the name of the song.
Speaker 1: Love fool by the Cardigans in the game.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh, call me maybe Carlie. Carlie something I can't
Speaker 2: remember said, call me maybe right bye, Carlie. I'll come on.
Speaker 2: I'm halfway there, living on a prayer. It's not Carlie Simon,
Speaker 2: you know, it's.
Speaker 1: Kylie Ray Jepson. So you don't get any points for that.
Speaker 5: M hm.
Speaker 2: Can I have a gallery guest, please, gallery guests please?
Speaker 3: No care we have a gallery guess. Desperate cheeto.
Speaker 1: No, it was despasito.
Speaker 2: Ah, not, you're going to do the Randy Rainbow version.
Speaker 1: Or you could have had in my speed because that's
Speaker 1: the lyrics I always sing.
Speaker 2: Ah. Now check out the Randy Rainbow version. Desperate Cheeto
Speaker 2: is a parody of Donald Trump. Absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: It's just yeah m.
Speaker 3: Hm mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: Oh not a click gallery helped me out.
Speaker 1: No, don't help him out.
Speaker 2: No, they don't know why either. I think therefore you
Speaker 2: lose points for being for poor performance.
Speaker 1: And it's interesting that that's not how this game works.
Speaker 1: It was king by years and years. Oh you've got Oh,
Speaker 1: actually that sounded like.
Speaker 2: It now, No, no, really it didn't. I think Ali
Speaker 2: Alexander is going to come around here and punch hip.
Speaker 1: Depends where he's punching me, because if he's punching.
Speaker 2: You and he losing on.
Speaker 5: M h.
Speaker 3: Are you guys at home getting any of this at all?
Speaker 1: Like we're not seeing that the comments session you lay
Speaker 1: write in within seconds of me starting and is this
Speaker 1: and get it right every single time? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm absolutely sure we get inundated with letters answering answering.
Speaker 1: Your look at the bottom of the YouTube videos and
Speaker 1: you see all the comments.
Speaker 2: Anyway, that's enough of it's a kazoo. I feel stick
Speaker 2: around as Next it's Mike in the Crafty Queens. Welcome
Speaker 2: back to chewing the cud. And now we make something
Speaker 2: that everyone's daddy will enjoy.
Speaker 3: It's Crafty Queens.
Speaker 1: And I so you just wipe it off afterwards. And
Speaker 1: then I said, oh, hello, so this week we're going
Speaker 1: to make a present for your daddy or father figure.
Speaker 2: M Okay, what was that used to see the daddy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all that time ago. So what we have here
Speaker 1: is we have a wineglass.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, I like that noise pin.
Speaker 1: Don't do it too hard or use a hammer because
Speaker 1: that will make it go smash. And what we're going
Speaker 1: to do is we're going to decorate this vessel. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you'll want to put something inside it.
Speaker 2: Okay. We're not making another cheap flash light out of
Speaker 2: home main materials, are we.
Speaker 1: We've never done that. We have never made a flashlight
Speaker 1: because that isn't as a trademark and that would be wrong.
Speaker 1: So what I've given you is I've given you a
Speaker 1: very selection of a of sparkles and feathers and rubber
Speaker 1: just in case you have a particular fetish. Okay, so yes,
Speaker 1: So you have scissors to cut up the rubber into
Speaker 1: small pieces if you so wish. Okay, you have some
Speaker 1: superhero glue, because what we don't want to use is
Speaker 1: a glue gen for two reasons. One you burn yourself
Speaker 1: and two hot glue and glass might cause a bit smashing, smashing,
Speaker 1: cracky cracky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't want that.
Speaker 1: So before you try and squeeze the glue out of
Speaker 1: your your super glue, you do have to pierce it.
Speaker 3: I am aware of. Have you super glue before?
Speaker 1: Okay, but you also have a habit of doing things incorrectly,
Speaker 1: So so get to decorating.
Speaker 2: Then, come ons, just decorate the glass. Decorate that's just
Speaker 2: decorated the glass, because.
Speaker 1: Every time I do something with liquid, oh, you're trying
Speaker 1: to kill me.
Speaker 3: You're trying to kill me? Is water electric? Right?
Speaker 1: So this is contains no water and no electric.
Speaker 3: Okay, right, let's decorate the way the.
Speaker 1: For your level, right, glowing ship onto other ship. That's
Speaker 1: about all we can louing ship onto other ship. Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know they have these.
Speaker 2: These competitions in drag race where you have to like
Speaker 2: stick ship on a corset.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly that that would be my level.
Speaker 1: Well, this is pretty much what you're doing.
Speaker 3: You're sticking ship on ship.
Speaker 1: I found your level. We're doing it right, So I'm
Speaker 1: using using goodly eyes because I'm blowing up the balloon.
Speaker 2: There was a time I used to There was a
Speaker 2: time I used to make blue animals for small.
Speaker 1: Children, and then the police asked us to stop.
Speaker 3: I think it was more of a court order.
Speaker 2: Uh huh hmmm, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Is there a particular theme we're supposed.
Speaker 2: To be going.
Speaker 1: It's Father's Day soon, Father's Day, so we're doing something
Speaker 1: nice for your dad.
Speaker 2: Nice for daddy. Now with sequins, I have no father.
Speaker 2: You're recently bereft, of course, well.
Speaker 1: Not recently anymore. Can't use that phrase anymore. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: because it's been.
Speaker 2: For a while.
Speaker 3: It has to be fair. But you do keep going
Speaker 3: on about it.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: This is this is not for your for your actual.
Speaker 1: This isn't for my homophobic father who turned out to
Speaker 1: have many many gentlemen's aids and knickers and things. No,
Speaker 1: this is just just some fun things for the person
Speaker 1: in your life to whom you refer to as daddy.
Speaker 1: So for you, it's for no one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's it's not. It's not really going to
Speaker 2: be a problem for it being ship, then, is it?
Speaker 3: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: What I've done is on the Great Glover. I've ribbled
Speaker 1: some blue dwandi outside of the glass and I'm sticking onto.
Speaker 2: It, trying to think you're something clever to do with
Speaker 2: a bit of global rubber.
Speaker 1: So how far have you got one?
Speaker 3: So far? Absolutely nowhere.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm I'm I'm not very good at this either.
Speaker 2: I am considering, I'm creating my my, my juices are
Speaker 2: starting to blow.
Speaker 1: Well will you clean them up afterwards?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 1: Time to get that cherry upholstered. Every two weeks was
Speaker 1: rejuices flowing, mic Austick, that's what the word ive.
Speaker 2: See. I have to make these things up on the spot.
Speaker 2: I don't know what he's coming up with every week.
Speaker 2: It just just flings the ship at me.
Speaker 1: Which you quite appreciate from what I've seen on your
Speaker 1: Internet history.
Speaker 2: Me enjoying photos of the monkeys in the zoo is
Speaker 2: not porn.
Speaker 1: No, when you wank to them, it is. Everything is
Speaker 1: porn if you're wanked. Wasn't a whore looking at there?
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 3: Poor Gorilla, Big Red bummers.
Speaker 2: Uh, gorilla's nice, big muscular guys, but not you know,
Speaker 2: not very.
Speaker 3: Endowed. That's the only way to say it. Really, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: I've never inspected to grinillas.
Speaker 3: Have you never inspected to gorillas?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: When I go to the zoo, I like to learn
Speaker 1: about what the animals do, rather go.
Speaker 3: Oh is it whole?
Speaker 2: Well, it's not that that's what monkeys do. They're either
Speaker 2: flinging ship are you eating a banana? Or cracking off?
Speaker 2: Okay allegedly, Well, you know, it's a long way from
Speaker 2: when they used to do the PG tips adverts. This this,
Speaker 2: this little thing I'm trying to attempt here is not working.
Speaker 2: We don't know what you're trying to attempt. So I
Speaker 2: was thinking of some kind of kinky rubber bass, but no, remember,
Speaker 2: we have to pierce it. It's not like somebody needs
Speaker 2: to remind me five minutes ago.
Speaker 1: But I've used super glue before. You think the gallery
Speaker 1: could investigate getting a oh dear, because you know what,
Speaker 1: at least then we'd have something shagging instead of me.
Speaker 3: Well, what do you go? Talk me through your process?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 1: Process for what?
Speaker 3: For the artistic genius that you're coming up with.
Speaker 1: I go, oh, what have I got it? Let's stick
Speaker 1: that on it last? See what happens? Does this for
Speaker 1: eleven minutes? Yes, let's do that. Then I that's my
Speaker 1: artistic process. And the fact I'm getting more super glue
Speaker 1: on my actual thumb now means I've got that satisfying
Speaker 1: moment later where I get to peel the super glue
Speaker 1: off my thumb.
Speaker 2: That looks like some kind of artistic version of a
Speaker 2: super germ. It is.
Speaker 1: It's actually COVID.
Speaker 2: You've got there, Lovely, lovely. I could do with more
Speaker 2: of that. As you can tell the sound of my voice.
Speaker 1: You don't have COVID, you have a cold.
Speaker 3: It's all the same thing.
Speaker 1: It really isn't do you know how?
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: We didn't go into lockdown because someone had a cold
Speaker 1: in an office. The year of my life wasted not
Speaker 1: getting laid.
Speaker 3: Did you really go without sex? The entirety of.
Speaker 1: Yes, because I'm a good boy and because my housemate
Speaker 1: was awful? All right, every time I've thought about the well,
Speaker 1: I'm getting a bit desperate. It's been a while, right,
Speaker 1: I was going on websites and things and they're going,
Speaker 1: don't forget it's a lockdown. I'll have to tell the police.
Speaker 3: Oh so they were going to shop you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not too sure this is something because I've
Speaker 2: ever considered doing no.
Speaker 3: Do you know why?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Casa was a brilliant artist. What I'm moving is the
Speaker 1: domestic happening in the gallery two minutes left? Sorry, who's directing?
Speaker 1: That was more fun than that?
Speaker 2: This is really not going very well, is it not?
Speaker 2: It's really not crafty. Quid is not going very well?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Can we hear the surprise? And everyone? Why is it
Speaker 1: not going wrong?
Speaker 3: Very very ill?
Speaker 2: And that's what I'm going to blame it on too.
Speaker 2: I have to just free range. I don't know what
Speaker 2: to do with free range.
Speaker 1: I've not got a good egg. Well free range.
Speaker 2: I'm basically doing the same thing I did with the egg.
Speaker 2: I'm turning it into a Las Vegas dancer.
Speaker 1: You turned an egg into Las Vegas dancer.
Speaker 2: I did turn the egg into a Las Vegas dancer,
Speaker 2: and he looked very pretty until you destroyed them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was fun.
Speaker 3: So you're not going to smash this glass.
Speaker 1: I'm actually going to leave that as it is, because
Speaker 1: I think that that works as a glass. It's got
Speaker 1: some some some decoration on. It's in a bit of
Speaker 1: a theme shipped up to the side of it. It's
Speaker 1: got googly eyes on it. The garage not very excited
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 3: But yeah.
Speaker 1: Remember if you can't get any peen, any virgien or
Speaker 1: anything in between, you probably missed. But it could be
Speaker 1: a crafty queen.
Speaker 3: See, not so bad.
Speaker 2: Every daddy wants the Las Vegas Show girl wine glass.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not sure how well that's going to go
Speaker 1: through a wash cycle.
Speaker 3: It's it's for decoration, not use.
Speaker 1: Okay, you see, I want to put wine in mine.
Speaker 2: That is usually what you'd choose, the wine glass.
Speaker 1: There's wine in your cupboard.
Speaker 3: They're fruit jellies.
Speaker 1: No they're not, but are.
Speaker 7: They They're supposed to be wine gums, well, wine gums
Speaker 7: because someone wines whenever give them liquid near electric So
Speaker 7: I brought wine.
Speaker 1: Gums, but for some reason someone put fruit and the things.
Speaker 1: Oh well, that's almost the end of the show for now.
Speaker 1: Remember showings on our social media at the TV, on
Speaker 1: all the usual places we're on TikTok as well, where
Speaker 1: you can watch this one get up to all sorts
Speaker 1: of things. The jokes about fisting.
Speaker 3: Thank you for watching and we'll see you soon.
Speaker 1: Bye bye, would you like one?
Speaker 2: Oh? Go on?
Speaker 1: Don't takes weeks from strange bed. Nope, don't let it