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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud. We've missed Kinsman and White

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, the good thing about being a nome is

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<v Speaker 2>he didn't have to hurt his knees. Oh hello, welcome

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<v Speaker 2>to Chewing the Cuds. Just know what gnomes are, very convenient.

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<v Speaker 1>They're made of like plaster and plastic and things.

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<v Speaker 2>No real life gnomes. No no, not not an mental gnomes.

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<v Speaker 2>You figure it out anyway. What have you got for

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<v Speaker 2>us this week? Mike therapy lined up for you? But

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<v Speaker 2>I have a story about a map. Sounds exciting, it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we're getting.

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<v Speaker 1>Something just for Daddy's Father's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and then we have a game to play in

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<v Speaker 2>our Game of the week. But on screen now you

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<v Speaker 2>can see our social media contact infolk.

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<v Speaker 3>Just look for at the cut TV.

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Adam oh as names have gon across the button

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<v Speaker 1>the screen. It's time to go over to mist.

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<v Speaker 2>And the.

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<v Speaker 3>Show Biz News Pride Month.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we are in instat instead insta instead. That's in

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<v Speaker 1>the mid in the midst of it, but shortened.

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<v Speaker 2>That's basically my name with added d.

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<v Speaker 3>YEA somebody who is also.

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<v Speaker 2>A bit desperate, maybe because they just completely announced I

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<v Speaker 2>would like some Jonathan Grath that's start of stage and screen,

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<v Speaker 2>film and TV saying a little bit of a fit,

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of a fitty. Have you seen the

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<v Speaker 2>top two episode he's in. What do you think you've

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<v Speaker 2>kind of seen it? L they have more or the

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<v Speaker 2>chemistry is there isn't it between the two of them

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<v Speaker 2>is very very sexy. I won't spoil it if you

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<v Speaker 2>haven't seen it yet. If you haven't seen, it's your

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<v Speaker 2>own fault. We could do spoilers.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you don't mind it when you're giving the man

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<v Speaker 3>no no.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you've already watched it at that point. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>a true Hoovian, you'll have watched it when.

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<v Speaker 3>It came out at midnight.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay, twenty four hours, I say, twenty four hours

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<v Speaker 1>after its first airs. To watch it after that point,

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<v Speaker 1>it's your own fault.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it is very very sexy.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, he's one of ours, and he's at New York

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<v Speaker 2>Pride doing a bit of a announcement, and he's obviously

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<v Speaker 2>up and ready for it because he had something very

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<v Speaker 2>simple to say, Okay, I'm single, I'm feeling full of

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<v Speaker 2>pride and prep Okay, cool, Yeah, he's available.

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<v Speaker 1>Shouldn't be full of prep. That's a lot of prep

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<v Speaker 1>to beavia. Well, he's a handsome guy.

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<v Speaker 2>If he's available, I mean, why not take a microphone

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<v Speaker 2>and announced to absolutely everybody there, which must be hundreds,

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<v Speaker 2>if not thousands of people come and get some exalling.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easier than grinder.

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<v Speaker 3>So much.

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<v Speaker 1>How many away is he? It's behind stage. He's just

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<v Speaker 1>told me where he is. He's there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well if I I'm half tempted to go to

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<v Speaker 2>New York too. Hello, is that where he lives? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if that's where he lives. I suppose that's

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<v Speaker 2>probably wheres mostly based with everything from Broadway and stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>but depends on what you're what project you're working on.

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<v Speaker 2>I suppose anywhere the actual ebar are based.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a phrase at this point where he very

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<v Speaker 1>looks very comfortable.

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<v Speaker 3>Comfortable Do you mean by comfortable it's good to sit on?

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<v Speaker 1>How have you not heard that before? I referred to

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people with comfortable faces, and I've not

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<v Speaker 1>clocked that yet.

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<v Speaker 2>No, okay, no, because I'm innocent and I have such thoughts. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>moving on, that's not the only Broadway news.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you're handed Dolly.

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<v Speaker 1>Parton, Would I be allowed to say no, no, you

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<v Speaker 1>really would.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd have to hand back your gay cards would be

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<v Speaker 2>a lie as well, you love So you know that

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<v Speaker 2>she's got the musical Nine to five, which based on

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<v Speaker 2>the movie, et cetera. So there's a couple of big

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<v Speaker 2>bits of news with this, really one. Dolly Parton's going

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<v Speaker 2>to do a musical of her life and it's not

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<v Speaker 2>just going to have all your big hits, et cetera.

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<v Speaker 3>So there are a.

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<v Speaker 2>Lot of musicals that will take an artists and make

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<v Speaker 2>a lot out of them. Yeah, Mamomia, etc. Andoys and

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<v Speaker 2>all that. Yeah. Yeah, so the Jersey Boys, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>think Jersey Boys? Is is it the Four Seasons?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't remember anyway, There she is, there, she is.

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<v Speaker 2>It will include some of her big but she's also

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<v Speaker 2>writing some original music for it too, So it's just

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<v Speaker 2>going to be Dolly Parton's history is done as a thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and we'll have to wait for that to develop, et cetera.

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<v Speaker 2>One other thing that we've got to wait to develop

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<v Speaker 2>Jennifer Annaston Friends Star. She's got a production company and

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<v Speaker 2>they're planning on remaking Nine to five as well.

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<v Speaker 1>That's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So we might get a remake of ninety five,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's also a bit of a pitch because it's

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<v Speaker 2>very early in the days of development that they get

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<v Speaker 2>the original cast in as well.

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be cool and.

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<v Speaker 3>A bit of a revamp, maybe the theme tune to

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<v Speaker 3>go with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be up for watching it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a banging remix of ninety five for the modern days.

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<v Speaker 3>It was awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Oh, there's so many of those. I used to

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<v Speaker 1>go clubbing in the some time ago, and there was

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<v Speaker 1>a nine to five remix that was a good It

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<v Speaker 1>had a good bop to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know the one. I know the one exactly,

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<v Speaker 2>but we could do with a new one that was

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<v Speaker 2>probably be about twenty years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I was enjoying my little self there doing the little

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<v Speaker 1>dance that we used to do at the top of

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<v Speaker 1>a nightclub that Donald resists, right, hasn't existed for fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, I remember doing the dance to around the

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<v Speaker 2>old campfire, remember that the old camp fire.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and also songs you don not allowed to sing

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<v Speaker 1>anymore because of you know, naughty things that the singers did.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Susie is hard, yeah, shake her death. She's been

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<v Speaker 2>in the news recently because obviously we have the election

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<v Speaker 2>coming up? Are we feeling excited about this?

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<v Speaker 1>Excited is not the word I have?

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<v Speaker 3>Go on, what word would you use?

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<v Speaker 1>So I explained that I'm quite excited for the election, right,

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<v Speaker 1>but also a little bit disappointed that it hadn't happened earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because for the past fourteen years I've basically been

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<v Speaker 1>hate on a daily basis, So I'm going to kind

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<v Speaker 2>That we don't have the time or the money for

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<v Speaker 2>the therapy that is required. Wow, Okay, Suzi is for

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<v Speaker 2>a long time actually, Like I remember going to go

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<v Speaker 2>and see her in Manchester to do like what was

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to be her last comedy gig because she's going

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<v Speaker 2>to go off and become an MP, and it did

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<v Speaker 2>not materialize. No, she went off and did more theater

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<v Speaker 2>and lots of shows in doing multiple languages and like that. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 2>like she's a mind blowing person, mind blowing creative.

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<v Speaker 3>But recently, because of.

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<v Speaker 2>This new election and the Green Party candidate standing down

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<v Speaker 2>in Brighton, she's putting herself up for being the candidate

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<v Speaker 2>candidate for.

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<v Speaker 3>Labor down there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, cool, Unfortunately she wasn't chosen and she does attribute

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<v Speaker 2>this to being trans and that maybe there are people

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<v Speaker 2>down there that just don't want a trans person being

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<v Speaker 2>their MP, which is really sad, especially for bright And

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, it did mean that she had a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of an interview on Virgin talking about this Virgin radio

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<v Speaker 2>and apparently she said she knew she was trans from

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<v Speaker 2>the age of five, which which makes sense. I think

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<v Speaker 2>most of us had a little bit of an inkling

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<v Speaker 2>around about that for our gender identity or sexual awakenings

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<v Speaker 2>kind of thing. But fortunate and mother died at six,

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<v Speaker 2>so I never really got to explain that. So she was

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<v Speaker 2>saying in this radio interview, being in nineteen eighty five

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<v Speaker 2>when she came out that she explained to her father

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<v Speaker 2>because she was going to be public, so you might

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<v Speaker 2>as well tell them. Their father said that she would

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<v Speaker 2>have been absolutely fine with it, which is a really

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<v Speaker 2>lovely thing to have affirmed. But yeah, it's there's still

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<v Speaker 2>fights to be and she does acknowledge, Like in nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>eighty five, there wasn't even a conversation. She was like

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<v Speaker 2>a non person the idea of being trans. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>what was it like for you when early on, what

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<v Speaker 2>was your concept of trans in the eighties well, I

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<v Speaker 2>was still very small in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I didn't really have a concept of trans

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<v Speaker 1>in the eighties. It wasn't until the mid nineties when

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<v Speaker 1>I experienced Susie. Right, like watching the show and they're going,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, boy but like doing girl things, so running, jumping,

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<v Speaker 1>climbing trees, pussy on makeup while you're up there. It

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<v Speaker 1>was my first image of someone in the trans community.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why I can still remember it to this day.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that that's my first Oh okay, so I think,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, watching Susan's growth over that time has been epic, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and see other thing that they've done, and they've they've

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<v Speaker 1>brought into their serious acting and their fun acting as well.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think we have Blazer.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a part of that massive, massive, frail Blazer and

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<v Speaker 1>says still got a lot of places to go, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of way to go. But when I look back

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<v Speaker 1>over the past thirty years, we have come so far.

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<v Speaker 1>We just need to not stop or go backwards.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, still got time for a trans MP to come through,

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<v Speaker 2>and we are still waiting beyond that, and hopefully it'll

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<v Speaker 2>be Susie. But this time, no Unfortunately that's all for

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<v Speaker 2>them showbiz this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thanks that missed, and we do hope that Susie

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<v Speaker 1>gets her position as soon as possible.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome now stick around as next it's Mike in

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<v Speaker 2>the Buzz. You're watching Cheering the Card with Mist and Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>Now let's go deep into the dark, dank, disgusting parts

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<v Speaker 2>of the Internet with Mike and the Buzz.

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<v Speaker 1>Dark and disgusting, like your search history. Because before recording

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<v Speaker 1>this they oh no, poured on my laptop on my tablet,

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<v Speaker 1>Born on your tablet. That's the thing you're correcting me on,

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<v Speaker 1>not the fact you're watching Born in that seat moments

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<v Speaker 1>before filming.

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<v Speaker 3>Very convenient medium.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, I don't think it was a medium.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very wide. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going on holiday this year, missed, No.

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<v Speaker 2>No, far far too busy, far too busy, far too busy,

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<v Speaker 2>far too busy, trying to tighten that muscle up a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Constantly doing keegels. What's the chatting exactly here? Please don't

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<v Speaker 1>swallow the chat. Well, I thought you might like to

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<v Speaker 1>go on a cruise. I have been considering going a cruise,

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<v Speaker 1>not cruising a cruise, A big, big, gay cruise. Big

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<v Speaker 1>gay cruise, quite a gay cruise. Lots of people. But

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<v Speaker 1>rules about cruising mm hmm. Okay, And so I thought

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<v Speaker 3>If everybody knows they're they're up for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. So the rule is if you're coming in or

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<v Speaker 3>As well to wipe up you've been sitting down.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been sitting down, not fluids, we've been sitting down, right,

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<v Speaker 1>With a good time anyway, taking towels and things with you, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>But it's a suggestion, brilliant. I mean, I would I

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<v Speaker 1>What I wouldn't They're like barnacles on the side of

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<v Speaker 1>a submarine. Yeah, there's a couple of problems with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Binnacles don't go on submarines, No, because submarines are continually moving.

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<v Speaker 1>lot more, okay, and binacles like something stationary to attach.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like trying to get in a tax at forty

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<v Speaker 1>miles an hour. Right, taxi stops. You can get in

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<v Speaker 1>it if it's going forty miles. Now you just fling

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<v Speaker 2>You depends on these in it.

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<v Speaker 1>You fling yourself at taxes, it's still going to just

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<v Speaker 2>You don't underestimate how desperate I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think anyone can address about that. But moving

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<v Speaker 1>on quite quickly. You're of a certain age now, aren't you.

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<v Speaker 3>I may have just turned forty five, Yes, may.

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<v Speaker 1>Of just turn forty five. There's part of that sentence

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<v Speaker 1>I have an objection to. Just it's over a week ago,

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<v Speaker 1>just saying would you like to live forever?

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes yes? Sometimes no?

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<v Speaker 1>Why no, that's love gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it'd be really nice to just see

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<v Speaker 2>how the world evolves and be there and certainly even

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<v Speaker 2>imagine that just gets more and more and more. But

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<v Speaker 2>then there's also just the waiting room life you need

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<v Speaker 2>to be living if you're going to live, And as

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<v Speaker 1>Think you know, eternal life is good, but only if

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<v Speaker 1>it also comes with eternal youth. I think only having

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<v Speaker 1>one is a problem. Yeah, but yeah, Well, the good

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<v Speaker 1>news is that scientists believe that we could live forever

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<v Speaker 1>quite soon. Okay, yeah, as of twenty thirty. Yeah, humans

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<v Speaker 1>could live forever.

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<v Speaker 2>There's enough of.

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<v Speaker 3>Us though, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Now here's the thing. Here's the kicker. It's not us,

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<v Speaker 1>it's future generations, right right, So generations get older and

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<v Speaker 2>We can see that now, and like if you look

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<v Speaker 2>to the old TV show let's look at the Golden Girls,

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<v Speaker 2>and what age is they're supposed to be and what

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<v Speaker 2>ages they actually were as actresses compared to people who

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<v Speaker 2>are celebrities now of a similar age, and they just don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Well, it's more about life expectancy. Yeah, right, So

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<v Speaker 1>for instance, you're you're expected to live to like seventy Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I'm expected to live for much longer because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm much younger, seventy three, seventy three, My life expectance tears,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. So I'm over halfway there, way all downhill

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<v Speaker 1>from now. It's true, body pieces well to go over this.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, So as people get older, we get further on,

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<v Speaker 1>people will live longer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, so we can already see quite dramatically that now,

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<v Speaker 2>so I can imagine even.

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<v Speaker 1>More health care and all that sort of thing. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a possibility. And if you want to live forever, whoa, whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>when love is gone, you queen? Why not share that

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<v Speaker 1>with us at the COUD TV? And now it brings

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<v Speaker 1>us to our story of the week. Now. Persulations of

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<v Speaker 1>fun things to do in the bedroom you have a.

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<v Speaker 3>Few are used to yes, yes, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>You still do. They're just or solo active now than

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<v Speaker 1>group ones. Maybe spitting up into the air and catching

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<v Speaker 1>in your mother.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a very nice thing going on with the

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<v Speaker 2>across the guy across the street. Our windows exactly opposite

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<v Speaker 2>each other. Okay, so you're just ranking each other basically.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hello neighbor.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, is it blue bin or brown bin day today? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know one. Have you heard that car alarm

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<v Speaker 1>going off? Yeah, it's been out of that for weeks. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's awful. Anyway, this is there is about a map

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<v Speaker 1>that's been released out of Europe. Okay, and which fetish

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<v Speaker 1>is most prominent in which country? Okay, so you're going

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<v Speaker 1>on it is a sexual awakening tour. You can now

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<v Speaker 1>pick what you want to do depending on where you're going,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're more likely to find that thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we cross relate cross reference this with the map

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<v Speaker 2>that's for the largest penis size as well?

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<v Speaker 1>We can, but we're not going to size quick right,

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<v Speaker 1>So if by the power of TV I make that bigger.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So the dark purple is ball busting, which can see

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<v Speaker 1>very popular in France.

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<v Speaker 2>Busting, treading on people's balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Tickling is very good in It's very popular in Spain

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<v Speaker 1>and in Italy. Yeah, wrestling is very good in Portugal.

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<v Speaker 1>Happens all the way up there and all the way

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<v Speaker 1>up there in the in the in the what I

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<v Speaker 1>like to call the Pubic states. Cocka bowls. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's a cocka balls there as well. Everyone misses the

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<v Speaker 1>negative image of the cock and balls, right, and then

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<v Speaker 1>feet is very very popular in the south of Santios.

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<v Speaker 1>Now here's the interesting bit. Russia pegging very into paining.

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<v Speaker 1>In Russia, you know what they could do, just like

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<v Speaker 1>gaysby gaze, we're all about the sticking things upon albums.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I thought that bondage. Not surprisingly in Germany,

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<v Speaker 1>giant tests. Giant tests. Yeah, we like we like them tall,

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<v Speaker 1>we like them tall and berry.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, snooze snow. I think that's called.

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<v Speaker 1>Snoop snow it is. Yeah, lift and carry up if

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<v Speaker 1>you're up in the cold places.

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<v Speaker 3>Aren't there there's one for our gallery.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that one?

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<v Speaker 2>Diapers?

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<v Speaker 1>Diapers? Yeah, well you see the gallery. Well, Dean doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>wear them for sexy reasons. He wears them for what

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<v Speaker 1>he likes to say, for confidence, just in case. Actually

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<v Speaker 1>what he said he had he had the squits. One

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<v Speaker 1>day he came in with the squits. Well, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay now, I'm just wearing it for confidence. It's

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<v Speaker 1>actually a direct quote. This is what we have to

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<v Speaker 1>put up with in our ears. People talk about shitting

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<v Speaker 1>themselves and hallow. Are you are happy for confidence audience

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<v Speaker 1>at home? You really do not understand the pain we

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<v Speaker 1>have to go with with these guys in our ears. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but then it's quite hot. I'm a little bit intoval

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<v Speaker 1>mouth fetishes, so chewing, eating, spitting, kissing, mock ban mouth stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but mock bangs videos are eating, aren't they.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not people, He's just watching people chew, oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and like tongues and stuff and spitting mouths and it's

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. Yeah, there's an insight into my world.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not all I'm into. Please pride to my only fans.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's all from the buzz this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Mike. And you said your words into the

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<v Speaker 2>deep dark and disgusting tag part of the internet.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a liar, deep dark and disgusting. Well, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to shame me with what I know you

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<v Speaker 1>get into. Wear me like a glove puppet. But stick

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<v Speaker 1>around because coming up we have a game to play

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<v Speaker 1>in our game with the.

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<v Speaker 2>Week welcome back, and yes you are watching Chewing the Cards,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're going to play a little game. And this

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<v Speaker 2>one is for everyone's favorite pop dad. It's Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>You're referring to the dog off for the mask actually

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<v Speaker 1>day all the week.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, then, Mike, let's see what you can do

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<v Speaker 2>with this kazoo.

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<v Speaker 1>What that tune was.

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<v Speaker 3>Chocolate Salty Balls South Park?

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<v Speaker 1>No it wasn't, but okay, that's what the gallery was thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>Abou's not what I was doing. That was Beyonce and Halo. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>you're ready for the next one?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, how does that taste?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>It's delicious? Why it's clean douched?

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<v Speaker 4>Right, have a clue.

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<v Speaker 1>Currently a massive.

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<v Speaker 2>Twink, currently a massive twink kind of person. So we're

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<v Speaker 2>talking to Troy sav.

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<v Speaker 3>Rush.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes it was Rush. You don't want to know what

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<v Speaker 1>the clue was for that next one. I would have

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<v Speaker 1>had to explain what Poppa's are to you, then, miss, because.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't work on me anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I've since so wide.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't work on anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>They work.

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<v Speaker 1>I've already dilated. You have to fit a double decker

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<v Speaker 1>or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to love them so much, and they just

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<v Speaker 2>don't work on me anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Just because you're so wide.

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<v Speaker 2>Next from isopropal nitrate from animal nitrates to iso propel.

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<v Speaker 1>Hm hm hm.

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<v Speaker 2>Anti hero Taylor Swift, because it is it's me. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the problem. It's me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, Not a single person in the studio or

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<v Speaker 1>gallery has then done Oh no, miss no.

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<v Speaker 2>We Sometimes I feel this show is just an intervention

435
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<v Speaker 2>Torn Natalie Brugula. Yes, well done you. Next one, I

436
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<v Speaker 2>think well done you you're doing You're doing a very

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<v Speaker 2>good job. Your performing skills have come along dreadfully. Well

438
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<v Speaker 2>what's that smell?

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<v Speaker 1>Scasm? I'm going to give you a hint before I

440
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<v Speaker 1>play the tune because you might not get it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is this is not what people say about

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<v Speaker 1>your backside, h.

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<v Speaker 2>All the small things. Yeah, you are very very mean

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<v Speaker 2>to me, Yes, but.

445
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<v Speaker 5>It's it's you make it so easy.

446
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<v Speaker 2>Spice girls want to be Yeah, well don't you?

447
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Jack, I.

448
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<v Speaker 2>Think you're doing terribly well.

449
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<v Speaker 3>Practical virtue ASO of this kazoo.

450
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<v Speaker 1>It's because I'm using a different color this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a different it's a different key.

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<v Speaker 2>M m hm hm.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you might have overstretched your talent.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not what we call it.

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<v Speaker 3>Waterfalls t ls there we go.

457
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<v Speaker 1>See, it's just you don't know the words.

458
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<v Speaker 3>I do the words.

459
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<v Speaker 2>Look at a singing right now, because very.

460
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<v Speaker 1>But that's the reason we don always to sing.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, duh, not a clue?

462
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<v Speaker 6>Oh ah, the park Lifel, Yeah, you need visual clues.

463
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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's the thing, because that's the first one I

464
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<v Speaker 1>didn't do a visual clue for and you couldn't get

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<v Speaker 1>it till I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I feel the power of mine is underestimated. Pronounce me,

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<v Speaker 2>oh Cardigans and uh, I can't about anything but love me,

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<v Speaker 2>love me. No, I can't remember that. I can't remember

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<v Speaker 2>the name of the song.

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<v Speaker 1>Love fool by the Cardigans in the game.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, oh, call me maybe Carlie. Carlie something I can't

472
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<v Speaker 2>remember said, call me maybe right bye, Carlie. I'll come on.

473
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<v Speaker 2>I'm halfway there, living on a prayer. It's not Carlie Simon,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Kylie Ray Jepson. So you don't get any points for that.

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<v Speaker 5>M hm.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I have a gallery guest, please, gallery guests please?

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<v Speaker 3>No care we have a gallery guess. Desperate cheeto.

479
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<v Speaker 1>No, it was despasito.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, not, you're going to do the Randy Rainbow version.

481
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<v Speaker 1>Or you could have had in my speed because that's

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<v Speaker 1>the lyrics I always sing.

483
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<v Speaker 2>Ah. Now check out the Randy Rainbow version. Desperate Cheeto

484
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<v Speaker 2>is a parody of Donald Trump. Absolutely brilliant.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just yeah m.

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<v Speaker 3>Hm mm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm.

489
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<v Speaker 3>Oh not a click gallery helped me out.

490
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<v Speaker 1>No, don't help him out.

491
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<v Speaker 2>No, they don't know why either. I think therefore you

492
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<v Speaker 2>lose points for being for poor performance.

493
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<v Speaker 1>And it's interesting that that's not how this game works.

494
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<v Speaker 1>It was king by years and years. Oh you've got Oh,

495
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<v Speaker 1>actually that sounded like.

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<v Speaker 2>It now, No, no, really it didn't. I think Ali

497
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<v Speaker 2>Alexander is going to come around here and punch hip.

498
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<v Speaker 1>Depends where he's punching me, because if he's punching.

499
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<v Speaker 2>You and he losing on.

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<v Speaker 5>M h.

501
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<v Speaker 3>Are you guys at home getting any of this at all?

502
00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:14.240
<v Speaker 1>Like we're not seeing that the comments session you lay

503
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<v Speaker 1>write in within seconds of me starting and is this

504
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<v Speaker 1>and get it right every single time? Yeah?

505
00:32:18.359 --> 00:32:22.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm absolutely sure we get inundated with letters answering answering.

506
00:32:22.759 --> 00:32:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Your look at the bottom of the YouTube videos and

507
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<v Speaker 1>you see all the comments.

508
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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, that's enough of it's a kazoo. I feel stick

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<v Speaker 2>around as Next it's Mike in the Crafty Queens. Welcome

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<v Speaker 2>back to chewing the cud. And now we make something

511
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<v Speaker 2>that everyone's daddy will enjoy.

512
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<v Speaker 3>It's Crafty Queens.

513
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<v Speaker 1>And I so you just wipe it off afterwards. And

514
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<v Speaker 1>then I said, oh, hello, so this week we're going

515
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<v Speaker 1>to make a present for your daddy or father figure.

516
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<v Speaker 2>M Okay, what was that used to see the daddy?

517
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all that time ago. So what we have here

518
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<v Speaker 1>is we have a wineglass.

519
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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmmm, I like that noise pin.

520
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<v Speaker 1>Don't do it too hard or use a hammer because

521
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<v Speaker 1>that will make it go smash. And what we're going

522
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<v Speaker 1>to do is we're going to decorate this vessel. Okay,

523
00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:38.440
<v Speaker 1>so you'll want to put something inside it.

524
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<v Speaker 2>Okay. We're not making another cheap flash light out of

525
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<v Speaker 2>home main materials, are we.

526
00:33:43.200 --> 00:33:48.079
<v Speaker 1>We've never done that. We have never made a flashlight

527
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<v Speaker 1>because that isn't as a trademark and that would be wrong.

528
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<v Speaker 1>So what I've given you is I've given you a

529
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<v Speaker 1>very selection of a of sparkles and feathers and rubber

530
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<v Speaker 1>just in case you have a particular fetish. Okay, so yes,

531
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<v Speaker 1>So you have scissors to cut up the rubber into

532
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<v Speaker 1>small pieces if you so wish. Okay, you have some

533
00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:12.880
<v Speaker 1>superhero glue, because what we don't want to use is

534
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<v Speaker 1>a glue gen for two reasons. One you burn yourself

535
00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:22.239
<v Speaker 1>and two hot glue and glass might cause a bit smashing, smashing,

536
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<v Speaker 1>cracky cracky.

537
00:34:23.519 --> 00:34:24.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we don't want that.

538
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<v Speaker 1>So before you try and squeeze the glue out of

539
00:34:27.119 --> 00:34:29.840
<v Speaker 1>your your super glue, you do have to pierce it.

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<v Speaker 3>I am aware of. Have you super glue before?

541
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but you also have a habit of doing things incorrectly,

542
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<v Speaker 1>So so get to decorating.

543
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<v Speaker 2>Then, come ons, just decorate the glass. Decorate that's just

544
00:34:46.119 --> 00:34:47.760
<v Speaker 2>decorated the glass, because.

545
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<v Speaker 1>Every time I do something with liquid, oh, you're trying

546
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<v Speaker 1>to kill me.

547
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<v Speaker 3>You're trying to kill me? Is water electric? Right?

548
00:34:53.320 --> 00:34:55.559
<v Speaker 1>So this is contains no water and no electric.

549
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<v Speaker 3>Okay, right, let's decorate the way the.

550
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<v Speaker 1>For your level, right, glowing ship onto other ship. That's

551
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<v Speaker 1>about all we can louing ship onto other ship. Yeah.

552
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<v Speaker 3>You know they have these.

553
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:17.880
<v Speaker 2>These competitions in drag race where you have to like

554
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<v Speaker 2>stick ship on a corset.

555
00:35:20.400 --> 00:35:22.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah exactly that that would be my level.

556
00:35:23.159 --> 00:35:24.719
<v Speaker 1>Well, this is pretty much what you're doing.

557
00:35:24.760 --> 00:35:26.599
<v Speaker 3>You're sticking ship on ship.

558
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<v Speaker 1>I found your level. We're doing it right, So I'm

559
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<v Speaker 1>using using goodly eyes because I'm blowing up the balloon.

560
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<v Speaker 2>There was a time I used to There was a

561
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<v Speaker 2>time I used to make blue animals for small.

562
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<v Speaker 1>Children, and then the police asked us to stop.

563
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<v Speaker 3>I think it was more of a court order.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh hmmm, I don't know.

565
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<v Speaker 3>Is there a particular theme we're supposed.

566
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<v Speaker 2>To be going.

567
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<v Speaker 1>It's Father's Day soon, Father's Day, so we're doing something

568
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<v Speaker 1>nice for your dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice for daddy. Now with sequins, I have no father.

570
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<v Speaker 2>You're recently bereft, of course, well.

571
00:36:11.800 --> 00:36:14.920
<v Speaker 1>Not recently anymore. Can't use that phrase anymore. Well, okay,

572
00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:15.639
<v Speaker 1>because it's been.

573
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<v Speaker 2>For a while.

574
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<v Speaker 3>It has to be fair. But you do keep going

575
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<v Speaker 3>on about it.

576
00:36:18.920 --> 00:36:19.199
<v Speaker 1>I do.

577
00:36:19.840 --> 00:36:22.079
<v Speaker 3>This is this is not for your for your actual.

578
00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:23.840
<v Speaker 1>This isn't for my homophobic father who turned out to

579
00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:27.880
<v Speaker 1>have many many gentlemen's aids and knickers and things. No,

580
00:36:28.239 --> 00:36:30.960
<v Speaker 1>this is just just some fun things for the person

581
00:36:31.000 --> 00:36:32.960
<v Speaker 1>in your life to whom you refer to as daddy.

582
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<v Speaker 1>So for you, it's for no one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it's it's not. It's not really going to

584
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<v Speaker 2>be a problem for it being ship, then, is it?

585
00:36:41.480 --> 00:36:42.000
<v Speaker 3>No, it's not.

586
00:36:45.039 --> 00:36:46.800
<v Speaker 1>What I've done is on the Great Glover. I've ribbled

587
00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:49.920
<v Speaker 1>some blue dwandi outside of the glass and I'm sticking onto.

588
00:36:49.639 --> 00:36:54.039
<v Speaker 2>It, trying to think you're something clever to do with

589
00:36:54.199 --> 00:36:55.679
<v Speaker 2>a bit of global rubber.

590
00:36:57.920 --> 00:36:58.880
<v Speaker 1>So how far have you got one?

591
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<v Speaker 3>So far? Absolutely nowhere.

592
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<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm I'm I'm not very good at this either.

593
00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:13.840
<v Speaker 2>I am considering, I'm creating my my, my juices are

594
00:37:13.960 --> 00:37:14.880
<v Speaker 2>starting to blow.

595
00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:17.079
<v Speaker 1>Well will you clean them up afterwards?

596
00:37:17.079 --> 00:37:17.360
<v Speaker 3>Please?

597
00:37:19.159 --> 00:37:23.719
<v Speaker 1>Time to get that cherry upholstered. Every two weeks was

598
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<v Speaker 1>rejuices flowing, mic Austick, that's what the word ive.

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00:37:28.519 --> 00:37:30.760
<v Speaker 2>See. I have to make these things up on the spot.

600
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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what he's coming up with every week.

601
00:37:33.480 --> 00:37:35.360
<v Speaker 2>It just just flings the ship at me.

602
00:37:35.719 --> 00:37:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Which you quite appreciate from what I've seen on your

603
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<v Speaker 1>Internet history.

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<v Speaker 2>Me enjoying photos of the monkeys in the zoo is

605
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<v Speaker 2>not porn.

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<v Speaker 1>No, when you wank to them, it is. Everything is

607
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<v Speaker 1>porn if you're wanked. Wasn't a whore looking at there?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it?

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<v Speaker 3>Poor Gorilla, Big Red bummers.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, gorilla's nice, big muscular guys, but not you know,

611
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<v Speaker 2>not very.

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<v Speaker 3>Endowed. That's the only way to say it. Really, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never inspected to grinillas.

615
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<v Speaker 3>Have you never inspected to gorillas?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>When I go to the zoo, I like to learn

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<v Speaker 1>about what the animals do, rather go.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh is it whole?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's not that that's what monkeys do. They're either

621
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<v Speaker 2>flinging ship are you eating a banana? Or cracking off?

622
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<v Speaker 2>Okay allegedly, Well, you know, it's a long way from

623
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<v Speaker 2>when they used to do the PG tips adverts. This this,

624
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<v Speaker 2>this little thing I'm trying to attempt here is not working.

625
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<v Speaker 2>We don't know what you're trying to attempt. So I

626
00:38:50.760 --> 00:39:00.400
<v Speaker 2>was thinking of some kind of kinky rubber bass, but no, remember,

627
00:39:00.519 --> 00:39:02.719
<v Speaker 2>we have to pierce it. It's not like somebody needs

628
00:39:02.760 --> 00:39:04.079
<v Speaker 2>to remind me five minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've used super glue before. You think the gallery

630
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<v Speaker 1>could investigate getting a oh dear, because you know what,

631
00:39:17.320 --> 00:39:20.280
<v Speaker 1>at least then we'd have something shagging instead of me.

632
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<v Speaker 3>Well, what do you go? Talk me through your process?

633
00:39:25.000 --> 00:39:25.199
<v Speaker 2>Then?

634
00:39:25.559 --> 00:39:26.199
<v Speaker 1>Process for what?

635
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<v Speaker 3>For the artistic genius that you're coming up with.

636
00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:32.039
<v Speaker 1>I go, oh, what have I got it? Let's stick

637
00:39:32.039 --> 00:39:33.920
<v Speaker 1>that on it last? See what happens? Does this for

638
00:39:34.000 --> 00:39:40.079
<v Speaker 1>eleven minutes? Yes, let's do that. Then I that's my

639
00:39:40.440 --> 00:39:42.960
<v Speaker 1>artistic process. And the fact I'm getting more super glue

640
00:39:42.960 --> 00:39:45.920
<v Speaker 1>on my actual thumb now means I've got that satisfying

641
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:48.400
<v Speaker 1>moment later where I get to peel the super glue

642
00:39:48.400 --> 00:39:49.159
<v Speaker 1>off my thumb.

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<v Speaker 2>That looks like some kind of artistic version of a

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<v Speaker 2>super germ. It is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually COVID.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got there, Lovely, lovely. I could do with more

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<v Speaker 2>of that. As you can tell the sound of my voice.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have COVID, you have a cold.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It really isn't do you know how?

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't go into lockdown because someone had a cold

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<v Speaker 1>in an office. The year of my life wasted not

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<v Speaker 1>getting laid.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you really go without sex? The entirety of.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, because I'm a good boy and because my housemate

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<v Speaker 1>was awful? All right, every time I've thought about the well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting a bit desperate. It's been a while, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I was going on websites and things and they're going,

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<v Speaker 1>don't forget it's a lockdown. I'll have to tell the police.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so they were going to shop you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not too sure this is something because I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever considered doing no.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know why?

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Casa was a brilliant artist. What I'm moving is the

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<v Speaker 1>domestic happening in the gallery two minutes left? Sorry, who's directing?

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<v Speaker 1>That was more fun than that?

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<v Speaker 2>This is really not going very well, is it not?

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<v Speaker 2>It's really not crafty. Quid is not going very well?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we hear the surprise? And everyone? Why is it

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<v Speaker 1>not going wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>Very very ill?

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<v Speaker 2>And that's what I'm going to blame it on too.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to just free range. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>to do with free range.

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<v Speaker 1>I've not got a good egg. Well free range.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm basically doing the same thing I did with the egg.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm turning it into a Las Vegas dancer.

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<v Speaker 1>You turned an egg into Las Vegas dancer.

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<v Speaker 2>I did turn the egg into a Las Vegas dancer,

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<v Speaker 2>and he looked very pretty until you destroyed them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that was fun.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're not going to smash this glass.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually going to leave that as it is, because

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<v Speaker 1>I think that that works as a glass. It's got

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<v Speaker 1>some some some decoration on. It's in a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a theme shipped up to the side of it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>got googly eyes on it. The garage not very excited

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<v Speaker 1>about that.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember if you can't get any peen, any virgien or

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<v Speaker 1>anything in between, you probably missed. But it could be

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<v Speaker 1>a crafty queen.

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<v Speaker 3>See, not so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Every daddy wants the Las Vegas Show girl wine glass.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm not sure how well that's going to go

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<v Speaker 1>through a wash cycle.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's for decoration, not use.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you see, I want to put wine in mine.

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<v Speaker 2>That is usually what you'd choose, the wine glass.

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<v Speaker 1>There's wine in your cupboard.

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<v Speaker 3>They're fruit jellies.

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<v Speaker 1>No they're not, but are.

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<v Speaker 7>They They're supposed to be wine gums, well, wine gums

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<v Speaker 7>because someone wines whenever give them liquid near electric So

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<v Speaker 7>I brought wine.

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<v Speaker 1>Gums, but for some reason someone put fruit and the things.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, that's almost the end of the show for now.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember showings on our social media at the TV, on

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<v Speaker 1>all the usual places we're on TikTok as well, where

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<v Speaker 1>you can watch this one get up to all sorts

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<v Speaker 1>of things. The jokes about fisting.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for watching and we'll see you soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye bye, would you like one?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Go on?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't takes weeks from strange bed. Nope, don't let it
