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three hundred, yes and fifty.

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Speaker 2: Two Tree fifty two, Tree fifty two.

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Speaker 1: Today we are heading over to Monday Night Raw for

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September third, two thousand and one.

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Speaker 2: Of course, an infamous episode, so infamous that I forgot

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about it, but James knew about it, and I saw

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it and I said, wow, let's do that one, and

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we're doing it. It is the episode where kurd Angle

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kidnaps the Texas Rattlesnake, the WF champion, the leader of

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the Alliance, Stone cald Steve Austin.

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Speaker 1: But before we get into that, we have the Deadlock updates.

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Speaker 2: Of course, you can't miss out on the critically acclaimed

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last podcast after show. We played MLB Slugfest two thousand

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and four in a ridiculous game between the Atlanta Braves

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and allegedly the Philadelphia Phillies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Johnny Saw answered a cheat code or something. I

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don't know. He was trying to cheat the whole time.

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Speaker 2: Oh, here we fucking go, here we go. I can't

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get nothing. I was just smashing my controller at first.

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You didn't want my controller to work. That was fucking crazy.

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Speaker 1: Bro was on cheat CC, cheat planet. He was going

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all over the place. He was on game fax forums.

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He was looking up crazy code cheat CC.

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Speaker 2: I used to get so many cheats from dude.

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Speaker 1: Cheat CC was beast. I had the print ready pages

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like that was.

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Speaker 2: Awesome, dude, Yes, that's why I used them. Holy shit,

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those were so sick. Wow. I don't know if that

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still exists or not, but that is awesome. That was

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a huge part of my childhood. Also on the Deadlock

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now it's time to talk about WBF Monday Night. We're

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all Stember third, two thousand and one.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into Monday Night Raw September third,

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two thousand and one. Let's let's do that, James.

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Speaker 2: Of course, this raw is the episode where kurd Angle

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kidnaps him ducks, the WWF champion, the leader of the Alliance,

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Stone Cold, Steve Austin, which is I didn't know this

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even happened. Do you remember this?

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Speaker 1: This is one of the more memorable things for some

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reason in my brain from yeah, okay, yeah, I thought

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this was super fucking funny. It is and uh yeah,

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like it's just I don't know, it's just one of

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those all time things, you know, especially the last bit

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the one shot of Austin blindfolded, and I said, Okay,

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we are watching this, whatever this is. We got to

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see what this is. And uh yeah, it's quite a show.

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what was going on in the world wrestling at the

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time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter. Of course, I have

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two thousand and one and WWF News. It appears at

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this point the company's belief is that RVB has the

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most potential of all the newcomers, even had a Booker

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feel like that has been my thoughts and I'm yours too.

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tickets in Norfolk. Yes, and I had the big RVD side. Yeah,

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that was my boy. Come on, man, the phone fait

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and shit, like, yeah, RVD was my dude, right, he was.

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how they took so long to like really try with

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this guy as a top guy, and then when they

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did it fucking immediately fell apart, Which is that sucks?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you know, at least RVD to me

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it just looks great on him. I always think of

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guys that I think of, especially from this era. Yes,

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and you know, we do get his main event little

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deal there for just a second. It was nice to

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Speaker 2: So and then of course he goes to TNA and

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he wins the title there too, and the best tells

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Speaker 1: Yeah, of course Sting has the Sting mask on.

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isn't it. That's god Wow, that's right. And I mean,

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handedly got that show another TV deal. He was so

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he really was, especially at that point in his career.

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Speaker 2: And we got robbed of him and Mike awesome, Like

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World Champ and then RVD was TV Champ like that's.

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Speaker 1: He was gonna win that title too.

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Speaker 2: Yes, oh my, and dude, it would have been huge.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm yep.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely more WBF News. The original plan regarding going with

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they thought this was gonna do anything good for uh

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it was incredibly stupid then and it's

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incredibly stupid now. It would have been interesting to see

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what DDP could have done otherwise.

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Speaker 2: I mean, think of all the people that could have

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Speaker 1: I think they probably went for DDP because there was

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Speaker 1: No. I do want to say they did have just incredible.

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Speaker 2: They they did, they did, they did, but they had

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bigger plans for him. He was an X factor. Yeah,

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they got everything I have.

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Speaker 1: I mean X factor A hell of a run.

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Speaker 2: They hell of a run is like really nice, You're

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like super nice?

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Speaker 1: I got everything?

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Speaker 2: Dude? How different with their career. But if it was

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read out Jillipepper's do with that song, itainst dead.

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Speaker 1: XPOC made a good fucking choice on that one. What

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you looking at.

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Speaker 2: From The Observer September tenth, two thousand and one and

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w WF News. The WF is making legal threats against

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websites with WWF as part of their name, which has

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its ironies, and WWF lost its court in courts excuse me,

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the rights to use the name as part of the Internet.

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That's a crazy way for Meltzer to put it here.

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But man, that must been rest in peace to a

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lot of classic sites like WWFWCW dot com and WWF

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raja dot com.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, things were changing on the Information super Highway.

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Can you believe we gotta start calling it that again?

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Speaker 2: You know, Okay, that's pretty good. Information super Highway was awesome.

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That's also like what Jim Carrey calls it in Cable

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Guy a lot, well.

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Speaker 1: Because that's what it was. You know, fuck the social

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media shit. We're on that information super Highway.

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Speaker 2: Dude, Sean Stasyach was on the Information Superhighway a lot. Actually,

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can you believe that raja dot com still exists?

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Speaker 1: I can. We looked this up a while back. I mean,

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it was a couple of years ago. I assume nothing

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Speaker 2: So oh, they still report big news like uh these

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shareholder reports and uh, everything I see on Twitter, I wonder, damn,

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I wonder how much these sites have taken a hit now.

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That's like I don't I don't know how many articles

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I even look at. I just read whatever bullshit's on

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Speaker 1: I'm on the Information super Highway, consuming creating.

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Speaker 2: They got good stuff on that Information super Highway.

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Speaker 1: Stuff you couldn't even believe.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I'm excited. I might have to join you.

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Speaker 1: Definitions of words yeah, oh wow. Movies of that nature.

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Speaker 2: Movies and definitions of words.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awesome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, lock in, here's one for you James. Okay, I

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put this here because I don't know if I knew this.

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Maybe you knew this already. Stacy Keebler was in Bubble Boy,

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water Boy. Bubble Boy. Bubble Boy is the movie where

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the kids in the bubble all the time. It's actually

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like water Boy, except the kids in the bubble. Stey

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Griffin Family. Go, No, you said here, here's the here's

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Speaker 1: There's an episode of Family Guy where he's in the bubble.

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Speaker 2: I'm not but it's Stacy Hebler's not on Family Guy.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about that instead.

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Speaker 2: Do you know this movie?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Is this her part of the movie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's on the stage and she's dancing. Yeah, so

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this is what Stacy Keepler's doing at the time. Here

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in O one, she's in Bubble Boy. Last couple of

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things here from The Observer, September seventeenth, two thousand and one.

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Randy Poffo Randy Savage, of course, has followed a lawsuit

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against former girlfriend Stephanie Bellars for using the name Gorgeous

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George in a porn video. Randy Savage, which purchased the

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rights to the Gorgeous George name from the heirs of

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the original Gorgeous George Raymond Wagner, who was the biggest

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crossover television star atist peak in American pro wrestling history

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in the late forties. Originally, he bought the name for

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a w CW gimmick for his brother, Lanny Poffo, but

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she was no longer allowed to use the name. That's uh,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Randy Savage had a whole bunch of

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people named gorgeous George around him.

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Speaker 2: He was just gonna name his brother gorgeous George. He

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gonna just be Lanny Poffo.

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Speaker 1: Well, he also had his friend who helped him make

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the album he was gorgeous George.

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Speaker 2: Fuck, you're right, Oh he shit. He probably had a

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guy at the gym named gorgeoush George.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's like one of those deals where if you

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don't use a trademark, you lose it.

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Speaker 2: You know what that does happen, and it was probably

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hul Cogan's fault.

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Speaker 1: Be a Man Hogan Man Holgan. Last thing here.

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Speaker 2: Billy Silverman, the WCW referee, quit WWF on September tecond

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after a flight from Halifax to Toronto. Billy Silverman had

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been ribbed unmercifully since he upgraded himself to first class

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on a flight, which is considered Yeah, it's considered a

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sign of arrogance to do so, because first class is

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only for people who have made it to the top

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of the WF, like Shan Stasiak, although in WCW they

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had no such unwritten rule of conduct and anyone could

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upgrade themselves and you know how it goes. Silverman didn't

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read that invisible manual they give you when taking the

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WF job. He was told if he bought beers for

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everyone on the flight, everyone would let it go. But

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somehow he didn't buy enough beers and was still getting

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ribbed and when he landed he quit. Many such cases.

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Speaker 1: Huh, yeah, I mean, that's like one of the rules

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that I always read about if you don't buy what

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you have to do is if you buy first class

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and one of the boys sees it like the undertaker

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or something. You got to give your seat.

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Speaker 2: Up and that will make it okay, which Billy Silverman

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did not do. And he didn't buy enough beers like

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for the whole roster.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Quentin Is I mean, I don't blame him.

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Speaker 2: Well, that is it for the Observer for now. We

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have a couple things that I will talk about at

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the end of the show. But now let's talk about

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WWF Monday Night Row for September third, two thousand and one.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into this raw here. We start

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with the code open. Steve Austin attacked Kurt Angle, stole

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his gold medals and threw them off a bridge.

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Speaker 2: Yes this is from SmackDown. I think that just passed here,

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and Austin is whipping his ass j r. Sis Oh,

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come on, Austin his point Kurd Angle's gold medals around

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his neck. He didn't know knows. Stone Cold was not

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in the nineteen ninety six Olympics. He was a jobber

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in ecw He losing a Mikey whipreck in nineteen ninety six.

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Yead hair, he had hair, Look at you, look at you.

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Speaker 1: He was not freestyle wrestling.

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Speaker 2: He was working shitty ECW in a shitty Bengo hall.

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Excuse me, what was that shit? How about I fuck

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up the rest of the show.

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Speaker 1: Weren't you fired from w W? Well, damn weren't you fired?

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Fuck you?

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Speaker 2: So yeah, also ends up a bridge and he uh,

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as you said he will first, Okay, he throws the

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gold medals off the bridge, which is of course agreedious.

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I mean here in those of the Olympics with a

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broken freaking neck, everyone knows this. Uh, why did kred

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Angle have fucking come all over his face?

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Speaker 1: He was milking himself down.

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Speaker 2: A little post backdown, celebratory on.

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Speaker 1: Ain't nothing wrong with the little milk?

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Speaker 2: I mean it was milk Omania all over his fucking face.

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Speaker 1: I mean even later in the evening, Stephanie was like,

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credi Angle had all that fucking milk.

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Speaker 2: They milked us to death.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh shit, yeah, yeah, they milked me crazy.

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Speaker 1: Who's talking about there? They should have this segment later

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where just Incredible walks in the room and they're like, yea,

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oh my god, god, damn it, fuck it wasted surprise

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on just incredible, Oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, that would have been all They should have

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did that all.

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Speaker 1: The time, that would have been funny.

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Speaker 2: Wow, he would have had a longer job. So Austin

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wanted to kurd Angle to beg for him. He didn't

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do it, so he threw the U through the metals

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in the goddamn river.

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Speaker 1: Well it was even crazier, Yeah, because I think he

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attaches the gold medals to a cinder block and then

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throws the cinder block into the river.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't tell if it was a cinder block or

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if it was a stone cold cooler that was weighed down.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that would be even better.

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Speaker 2: I think that might have been what it was. It

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looks it was colorful. Yeah, no, that's awesome. Kurt eventually

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does get the metals back, right because like he has

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them for years after this, So I don't know how

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they explained that.

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Speaker 1: Probably went scuba diving.

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Speaker 2: Ah, you know what easiest way to do it.

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Speaker 1: I will say the very ending of this video is

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pretty funny. The video ends, Steve Austin looks at the camera.

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Speaker 2: What it's like a he like had a bunch of

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built up momentum and he throws it into the river

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and he goes.

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Speaker 1: What that shit was funny as hell? I mean, it

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was the most somber what I've ever heard nowhere?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like it scared me. Actually, I thought the video

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was done. I like that usage of the what that

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was funny.

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Speaker 4: What.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I also love how often things were just thrown

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off a bridge or into the river, or it was

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whatever the case may be. In the WWF. I mean, yeah,

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there are countless moments over the last four years in

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this company where they go to the river and throw

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something in or threaten to throw somebody off or whatever

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the case is.

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Speaker 3: Yes or do yeah right, yeah, like it's and every

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time I remember all of them.

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Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I thought that they were

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all the same bridges. Okay, I did too, dude, Okay,

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I definitely thought there was like the WWF bridge. I

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didn't even like think, oh, this is in a different location,

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this would be a different bridge. I just thought, sure,

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oh they have the bridge they always go to.

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Speaker 2: Well, dude, all of the stuff that they did always

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looked the same, right, so like probably there was a

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good chance. For a long time, I also thought the

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shows always just took place in the same spot. The

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stage looked the same, the backstage, William Regal's office was

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always the same, Like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is all the same deal. Yeah, when you're

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young and dumb, you know, just whatever they take them.

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Speaker 3: They take them to the WWF bridge. That's the place

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you go, dude.

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Speaker 1: I legit thought that when I was young, Dude, like

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the same location that Rock fucking did the Primo. But

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then you take the fish and shingle threatening to thirsty

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of Austin off. I thought that was the same fucking area. Yeah,

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that's like in the video games when you go to

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the same fucking area. Yes, I thought that was what

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it was in real life. Was that was the same area.

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Speaker 2: It should be that way.

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Speaker 1: That would be funny as shit. They have a show

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in Toronto and they go to like New Jersey or something.

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Speaker 2: Well, Kurt loaded them up in the truck. He extit

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drive through the WWF fridge.

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Speaker 1: Well look at this, Steve, We're in New Jersey. Now

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what ship. I don't have a dear fuck. I've been

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a lot of these, dude. The rockway throws them off.

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Speaker 2: Austin is hanging on for dear life and he winds

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it up. Go fuck yourself. You be trag good hell.

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Speaker 1: I mean that one's funny. Man. That was good.

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Speaker 2: He should have he should have did the people's elfaw

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with Austin haging there, I would have have his video game.

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Austin stands on the ledge.

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Speaker 1: The little hands, he said, the little hands just hold

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it all. He's looking up ship Man.

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Speaker 2: And then Austin's back the next week on Raw.

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Speaker 1: Later and it's still funny.

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Speaker 2: It's I mean, it's legendary.

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Speaker 1: We head on over to the intro for the show

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Why am I the thorn in your eye?

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Speaker 2: It's my life in a box, dude.

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Speaker 1: This is legendary to me. Hardcore Holly, trash can lid smashes,

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yes into Scottie two, hotty Face, the rock Eyebrow, Kurt Angles, scream,

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Steve Austin smile. I'm telling you this was like, this

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is the one very important of an era to me

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as a kid. Yeah, legendary intro.

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Speaker 2: Here, Yeah, like this is the one here and one

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The only thing I noted here was wow. They had

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a lot of dudes getting hit in the head with

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weapons in these intros and it was awesome. It was sick.

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I mean, the fucking is the Bob Holly one, the

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trash can lids, the double trash can lids, Yes, where he.

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Speaker 1: Hits them with one and it hits them with the

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other yes, and it goes into the Scotti two hotty face.

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Speaker 2: This intro is fucking awesome, and dude, I mean, good lord,

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the amount of signs I feel like every time we

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watch these is like a bajillion.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, especially this one because they didn't go

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to Canada often. Oh yeasa coming up and like this

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was a big deal. You know, they're doing a raw

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before they do Mania the next year. So yeah, I

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mean there's a lot of people there that are excited.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of RVD signs.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I mean, he's the man.

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Speaker 2: Come on, he's the man, period.

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Speaker 1: He looks awesome here. Yeah, we'll talk about him later

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in the evening, but man, he's awesome. Yeah, he's great.

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Speaker 2: Well, Stone Cold, Chive, Wasshington and Kurd Angle are both

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expected to be here live tonight, and we'd love to

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eric Canada Center in Toronto. Eighteen thy and nineteen sold

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out in ninety minutes and what a main event tonight. Yes,

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it's RVD and Rhino taking on HY two j in

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the returning Jeff Hardy, And I was like, oh the

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fuck happened to Jeff Hardy? We find that out later,

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of course, but it's a very Jeff Hardy reason why

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he's not here. We get a shot at WF New

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York where everyone's fired up. I figured they would have

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done like at least one week where this was like

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Alliance New York or WCW New York or something, but

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I guess not.

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Speaker 1: My favorite part here is that all the fans at

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WWF New York were very excited, specifically for the Rock

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defending the WCW title and it's against Christian.

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Speaker 2: Dude, big fight. Feel he and the Rock cared about

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the WCW title so much that he did not take

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a picture with it, so they had to photoshop at

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all to them.

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Speaker 1: Of course, this isn't even the real big goal. This

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is the replica from the movies.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I always fucking forget that. Wow, that's so weird.

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So wait, who had the real one then?

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Speaker 1: Well, I think at the time Scott Steiner had it

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and he didn't want to take it on the road,

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so he just used one of the replica titles. I'm

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not sure who would have it at the time. I imagine

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Steiner probably still had it at the time, sure, or

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maybe WWF when they got the assets they just didn't

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even care to look. I don't really know how the

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ending of that goes. I just know that WWF always

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used the replica. They never used the real Big Gold

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on TV.

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Speaker 2: They did not fuck with Scott Seiner so much that

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that they were like, oh fuck it, just chalk that

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one up to a loss. We'll just get a new one.

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Speaker 1: I even think about that. Scott Steiner doesn't come to

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this company for a minute.

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Speaker 2: Oh we got a couple of years still. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, we go to the first match of the evening

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here Undertaker versus Test.

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Speaker 2: We just watched this on the Long Way with Macho.

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They did a pay per view match in like two

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SUMMERSLAMO two Undertaker and Test. So this is one of

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many between the two big men.

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Speaker 1: You know what's crazy on this show. Vince McMahon is

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not here.

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Speaker 2: No, Yeah, that is weird. I don't do they explain

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00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:18,599
it either.

468
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I gotta say, we've watched a lot of

469
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,119
this shit. It is nice to have a week where

470
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,640
Vince McMahon is not fucking here.

471
00:22:24,759 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 2: Don't worry, you'll get the other McMahon's though.

472
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,640
Speaker 1: That's fine. Honestly, they don't go into the ring to

473
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,599
start the show and do the same promo every single time.

474
00:22:33,039 --> 00:22:36,000
Speaker 2: That's very true. In this very rig.

475
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 1: Well Taker of course comes out to roll in by

476
00:22:38,559 --> 00:22:41,480
limp biscuit mm hmm, and he is super over. He's

477
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:47,279
got the motorcycle. He's the WWF and WCW tag champ officially. Yeah,

478
00:22:47,319 --> 00:22:49,359
of course, I mean he's got both the bells. Who's

479
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,240
to say otherwise?

480
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,160
Speaker 2: Well, Taker wants to shinn his good wishes to his

481
00:22:53,319 --> 00:22:57,440
Brodac Kane from the injuries he suffered ATCHUMMERSLAMB because I

482
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,039
thought this was gonna be a tag match. I thought

483
00:22:59,039 --> 00:23:00,359
Ca was about to get his own entry, but no,

484
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,720
Kane got his shit rock that uh at SUMMERSLAMO one

485
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:06,880
here and he's not here. He's at home in full

486
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:12,119
gear watching the show with his dad.

487
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, just fathering son. Things. Gotta support the family.

488
00:23:17,839 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 2: Of course, it's the family business, which they all know about.

489
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,680
Speaker 1: I gotta say, also, dude, how fun does this shit

490
00:23:23,799 --> 00:23:28,200
look like? The show kicks off? Fucking Pyro show. Everyone's

491
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,119
having a good time, screaming or whatever.

492
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:30,559
Speaker 2: Yeah.

493
00:23:30,559 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 1: The first dude that comes out here is on a motorcycle,

494
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,960
coming out the limp biscuit, right, I knew nothing about

495
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,759
this fucking show. And two thousand and one, I go

496
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,400
to a sold out arena and the first thing I

497
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,440
fucking see is a motorcycle come out with Pyro and

498
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:50,279
Limp Biscuit. I'm nine beers deep. I'm going fucking nuts,

499
00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:53,000
you know what I mean, Like, if you're twenties, now,

500
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,200
if you're your twenties, this has got to be like

501
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:56,920
the funnest shit ever.

502
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 2: Dude, going to this with the boys had to be

503
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,400
like super equivalents like going to the Boys and seeing

504
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,119
like UFC in like two thousand and six.

505
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just gotta be fucking awesome. I mean, it's

506
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,240
just got to be the coolest shit ever.

507
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,039
Speaker 2: I mean, how how do they funck this up? Is

508
00:24:10,079 --> 00:24:12,000
really what I think of anytime I think of shit

509
00:24:12,079 --> 00:24:15,279
like that, Like they they have all the pieces.

510
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,279
Speaker 1: Also, I was surprised here that we started with the match.

511
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,079
There was not a fucking promo from someone from the

512
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:27,519
McMahon Helmsley regime alliance. Yeah, I'm surprised, Like we started

513
00:24:27,519 --> 00:24:29,720
with a match and they just went straight into the

514
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:32,000
match and it was a match with like a real shine.

515
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,920
I was, I know, kind of thrown off. I was

516
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,400
like Wow, okay, damn.

517
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, and like I gotta give it to him,

518
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,279
like Taker was moving in this one.

519
00:24:41,599 --> 00:24:43,839
Speaker 1: Yeah. Taker actually starts the match off here with some

520
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,440
arm drags, drop toe holdz Test into an STF.

521
00:24:47,599 --> 00:24:50,759
Speaker 2: What the fuck was that? That was insane? I was like, wow,

522
00:24:50,799 --> 00:24:52,960
I don't know if like they were like saying, hey,

523
00:24:53,039 --> 00:24:54,839
let's go out here and work a little or something.

524
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:58,440
But yeah, hip toss, arm drag, dropped to hold STF.

525
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:01,519
These were Undertakes moves. This like a fucked up two

526
00:25:01,599 --> 00:25:03,359
K move. Said, I don't know what's going on here,

527
00:25:03,559 --> 00:25:08,759
trying to learn some MMA, buddy, Tested. Taker just got

528
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,640
done watching Pride and we're really fired up.

529
00:25:11,039 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 1: Taker scares the referee when the ref gets on him

530
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,279
for holding during the rope brak, So the ref literally

531
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:20,599
powders to the outside yes, which allows Tests to get

532
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,400
up and hit a line to take over. I thought

533
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,759
that was very cool the ref, like I was great

534
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,160
backing off and powdering is like, I don't see that

535
00:25:27,279 --> 00:25:28,400
very often, so that was cool.

536
00:25:28,559 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 2: Taker chasing the ref is always great. I feel like that.

537
00:25:31,079 --> 00:25:34,400
The ref's always like slide out on Undertaker looking at

538
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,039
them like we triple hs are they you know, fuck

539
00:25:36,079 --> 00:25:38,359
triple hs but Taker, oh fuck, we're not fucking with

540
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,000
the Undertaker.

541
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 1: Test hits a sidewalk slam in the middle of the

542
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,359
ring and it sounded like the ring was about to

543
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,160
fucking break.

544
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:47,079
Speaker 2: This ring sounds like shit. I don't know if I

545
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:48,160
just got used to it the rest of the night

546
00:25:48,279 --> 00:25:50,400
or if they tighten the ropes or something, but like

547
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,240
he would throw them into the buckle. It sounded like

548
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:56,119
it was about the like everything was stripped, the canvas

549
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:58,759
sound like the board sounded fucked up. I said, what

550
00:25:59,000 --> 00:25:59,720
ring is this?

551
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,279
Speaker 1: Yeah? I liked it because it was so much different

552
00:26:02,319 --> 00:26:05,440
than like the way that WWF at the time usually was.

553
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,200
They would use their own ring. Yeah, I think they.

554
00:26:08,319 --> 00:26:11,000
I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't bring a ring

555
00:26:11,079 --> 00:26:13,000
for this and they just like used a.

556
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,400
Speaker 2: Local maybe yeah, because it's Canada, right, Yeah, so bringing

557
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,039
a ring like over the border or whatever, Yeah, it

558
00:26:18,079 --> 00:26:18,680
might be annoying.

559
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,279
Speaker 1: Test hits a back elbow from the second here, and

560
00:26:21,319 --> 00:26:24,039
then hits two side Russian leg sweeps. He goes for

561
00:26:24,079 --> 00:26:26,720
the third one here, but Taker trips him up and

562
00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:28,880
grabs a leg submission. Holy shit.

563
00:26:29,079 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, rolls through and puts him in like a rolling

564
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,880
leg lock, almost a knee bar, and Test has to

565
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,519
fight for the ropes. I'm like, wow, they are this

566
00:26:37,599 --> 00:26:40,119
is the complete not the match I thought it was

567
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:40,519
going to be.

568
00:26:40,759 --> 00:26:46,640
Speaker 1: Reminded me of a prime Frank Mirror. You want to

569
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,079
do this? Are you trying to do this?

570
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 2: Frank Meer should have came to WWF. But then he

571
00:26:52,519 --> 00:26:54,240
saw Austin get symbolized.

572
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:58,680
Speaker 1: Do you remember that the the brock Lesnar Undertaker UFC deal?

573
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:02,319
Speaker 2: I do remember what it is? Like, you want to

574
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:10,119
do it? Like, yeah, man, give me five years, I'll

575
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:11,640
show up and I'll beat your streak.

576
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,039
Speaker 1: So Taker hits a string of moves here and he

577
00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:17,319
sets up for the last ride. But wait, who is

578
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,480
that on the ramp? Who's running down to the ring?

579
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 2: I was stunned. I was like, super stunned by this.

580
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 5: It's Stephen Richards, the former right just sit and it

581
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,440
said fucking stalker.

582
00:27:30,599 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 1: Look at it.

583
00:27:31,079 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 5: He just stalker, Stephen Richards. Stephen Richards just hit to

584
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,480
Stephen Richards kick.

585
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 2: This is fucking crazy. Okay, one I have to say,

586
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,359
Taker does the big leaping larryt in this. I love

587
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,000
that move. It's one of my favorite moves takeshta kind

588
00:27:47,039 --> 00:27:48,880
of does it now, great fucking.

589
00:27:48,559 --> 00:27:51,079
Speaker 1: Move, Yes, he does do it. Yeah, you're right.

590
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 2: Two, there was a big go Leaf's go chant during this,

591
00:27:54,759 --> 00:27:57,839
which I thought that was yes. Yeah. It took me

592
00:27:57,839 --> 00:27:59,079
a minute to figure it out, but it was go

593
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:05,240
Leaf's go shout out to a team Pride. Then yeah,

594
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:08,960
Taker calls for the last ride. Stephen Goddamn richardson All

595
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,799
black comes out and not only does the Stephen kick,

596
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,599
lays out the Undertaker with the Stephen kick and stomps

597
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:20,119
him out. Stephen Richards gets one up on the Undertaker

598
00:28:20,319 --> 00:28:22,920
because the Undertaker and Kane just killed the Right to Censor,

599
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,400
so he's back for revenge.

600
00:28:24,799 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 1: Dude. The Stephen kick on Undertaker was so funny. I

601
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:28,720
couldn't believe it.

602
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 2: I love it, Like I'm put fuck here, I'm pushing

603
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,599
Stephen Richards, get this man a win over the Undertaker.

604
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,079
Speaker 1: Now, dude, I love that. Stephen Richards also wasn't in

605
00:28:38,119 --> 00:28:40,440
the Right to censor White here. He was in the

606
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,400
funeral of the right to censor Black, Dude. He was

607
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,839
in the all blacked out. This is what Cody Road

608
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:46,960
was trying to do. An ae W.

609
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 2: The dev oft Superman brother. Holy shit, dude, I want

610
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,400
to bring this up too, because I don't know if

611
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,960
we'll have another chance to talk about it, have you,

612
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,519
because Dom just sent me this and I totally forgot

613
00:29:02,519 --> 00:29:04,799
about it. Do you know the story of Stevie Richards

614
00:29:06,039 --> 00:29:08,000
winning a million dollars from MLB?

615
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually have heard about that. It was the

616
00:29:11,079 --> 00:29:14,480
MLB two K eleven game that he plays, that's right,

617
00:29:14,559 --> 00:29:17,160
and he could have won a million dollars, but I

618
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,319
think he did it a little bit too early.

619
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 2: So it was a million dollar giveaway for the first

620
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,440
person who could record himself pitching a perfect game and

621
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,240
MLB two K eleven h and he did it and

622
00:29:29,279 --> 00:29:32,839
recorded and posted it. But so I guess they've done

623
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,000
this contest a few times, so like it usually started

624
00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:38,200
when the game came out, but this time it didn't

625
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:43,480
start till April first. So he does it, and they

626
00:29:43,799 --> 00:29:45,680
did not give him the win because he posted it

627
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:46,200
too early.

628
00:29:46,799 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: And then Steven Richards gets an Undertaker's face here and

629
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,680
I don't know what happened here, so take her like

630
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,680
he like pushes his hand back and it like whiffs

631
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,920
complet Yeah, he was trying to like punch Steven Richards

632
00:30:04,039 --> 00:30:06,200
from the ground or like at least push him out

633
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,440
of the way. Yeah, and he just kind of whiffs.

634
00:30:08,839 --> 00:30:10,839
And of course the camera shot, I mean we're talking

635
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,759
the worst possible shot they could have got on this.

636
00:30:13,839 --> 00:30:16,920
I mean they are right on this shot. And Stephen

637
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,079
Richards sells it like he got punched in the face

638
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,680
and there is just no there is just no contact here,

639
00:30:23,759 --> 00:30:26,599
none at all. Yeah, it was it was rough man,

640
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,759
but uh, I mean, I will not forget the night

641
00:30:28,799 --> 00:30:31,119
that Stephen Richards returned to hit the Stephen kick on

642
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:31,920
the Undertaker.

643
00:30:33,079 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 2: I mean, Stephen Richards, he's got some balls. He gave

644
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,000
it to him, hit him with a Stephen kick and

645
00:30:39,039 --> 00:30:41,440
then he powders and and take her gives up. But

646
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,279
that's not done because Test hits him the running big boot.

647
00:30:46,119 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I mean Test hits the big boot. His

648
00:30:49,359 --> 00:30:54,039
music plays, Test and Stephen Richards stand tall on the Undertaker,

649
00:30:54,799 --> 00:30:57,000
and Stephen Richards is smiling on the ramp.

650
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,759
Speaker 2: The New Brother's a destruction.

651
00:31:00,279 --> 00:31:02,079
Speaker 1: We go to a pre tape in the back here.

652
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,720
Christian is backstage in the Oakley two thousand Glasses and

653
00:31:05,759 --> 00:31:08,559
he's talking to an arena employee about how much he's

654
00:31:08,599 --> 00:31:11,079
a freaking celebrity or in Toronto.

655
00:31:10,799 --> 00:31:13,519
Speaker 2: Dude, it's killing him to be a celebrity here in Toronto.

656
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,720
He says, I know you don't have any idea about this,

657
00:31:15,839 --> 00:31:17,519
but you know, at the hotel earlier I going to

658
00:31:17,599 --> 00:31:19,920
go anywhere, the people were all over me. And it's

659
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,960
escalated because now everyone knows I'm gonna beat the Rock

660
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,880
for the w CITB Championship. And Christian looks over and

661
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,480
a couple of people walk up and Chris is all,

662
00:31:26,519 --> 00:31:28,799
here we go again. And they walk up and say, hey, dude,

663
00:31:28,839 --> 00:31:29,960
can you help us with our seats?

664
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: Hey, you know where we're sitting.

665
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,759
Speaker 2: And the lady looks at Christian and says, oh my god,

666
00:31:37,079 --> 00:31:37,920
it's at his brother.

667
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,359
Speaker 1: Holy shit, dude, Yeah that was good, and.

668
00:31:42,279 --> 00:31:44,839
Speaker 2: He says, that's right. I'm I'm edge. He said, that's right,

669
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,119
I'm Christian. How you did you got some good seats there?

670
00:31:47,359 --> 00:31:50,400
He says, yeah, front row. Chris says, that's well, that's great.

671
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,319
I hope you know you got good seats for uh,

672
00:31:52,359 --> 00:31:53,720
so you can watch me beat the Rock for the

673
00:31:53,799 --> 00:31:55,519
w CITB title and I hope you have a good time.

674
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,920
So they leave and go to their seats, and Christian

675
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,720
looks at the security guy and says, listen, those rikazoids

676
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:01,519
out of the front, right.

677
00:32:01,359 --> 00:32:07,759
Speaker 1: You got it. Ugly people here in Toronto, dude.

678
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:10,839
Speaker 2: He says, I don't want to be my shot of

679
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,319
when I beat the Rock for the title. There's gonna

680
00:32:13,319 --> 00:32:14,400
be a lot of people to taking pictures and I

681
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,160
don't want it to be marred by any ugly people

682
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:21,160
in the background. That's fucking awesome, he says. You know,

683
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,680
I'm proud to be Canadian all but there's a lot

684
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:26,920
of ugly people here in Toronto, man brutal boom. Of course,

685
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,279
you know, no one, no one gets heat on Canada

686
00:32:29,319 --> 00:32:30,680
like Stephanie though on this show.

687
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god, this is Tephany Heat later is

688
00:32:34,279 --> 00:32:36,359
so fucking funny.

689
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 2: It's insane.

690
00:32:37,559 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: So we go to a pre tape here. During the break,

691
00:32:39,799 --> 00:32:43,039
Michael Cole approaches Stephen Richards, who has his bag and

692
00:32:43,079 --> 00:32:43,759
he is leaving.

693
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, Steven, he stops him, Michael Cole and he says,

694
00:32:46,759 --> 00:32:48,640
Stephen Richards, we haven't seen you in months and you're

695
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:53,680
back any attack the Undertaker, and Steven says, hell, yeah, hell,

696
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:57,359
you're goddamn right. What the fuck well, goddamn, he says,

697
00:32:57,359 --> 00:32:59,720
with all the people that were unsuccessful in disbanding the RTC,

698
00:33:00,319 --> 00:33:02,960
only one person was successful. And that person's laying in

699
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,880
the center of the ring. And you know you ax

700
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:09,440
so surprised. Well, here's another surprise for you tomorrow. On smackdowns,

701
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,359
the Undertaker.

702
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,039
Speaker 1: Told one on one match, Oh my.

703
00:33:12,559 --> 00:33:14,079
Speaker 2: Dude, that is nuts.

704
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: You think the Undertaker accepts his challenge.

705
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,039
Speaker 2: The Undertaker doesn't even know this guy exists.

706
00:33:23,119 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 1: Well, Vince Carter from the Toronto Raptors is here. Hooray, dude.

707
00:33:27,759 --> 00:33:30,319
I mean when I was growing up, Vince Carter and

708
00:33:30,359 --> 00:33:34,079
Tracy McGrady, those guys might as well have been superheroes. Dude.

709
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 2: See, I knew, I know the name Vince Carter, but

710
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,720
I know like nothing about basketball.

711
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,319
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think Tracy McGrady had already left the Raptors

712
00:33:41,359 --> 00:33:43,440
by this point, so that's why Vince Carter was there

713
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,519
by himself. Okay, but uh yeah, dude, I mean Vince

714
00:33:47,519 --> 00:33:50,319
Carter and Tracy McGrady were were just I mean, they

715
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:52,160
were just so sick. Vince Carter, I think won the

716
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,559
two thousand Slam dunk contests changed the game. People still

717
00:33:55,559 --> 00:33:59,039
talk about that slam Dunk contest do this day. And

718
00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:01,000
it also didn't hurt that the Toronto Raptors at the

719
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,599
time had the coolest jerseys ever. They were like the

720
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,359
very nineties Dinosaur Raptors jerseys.

721
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,079
Speaker 2: That makes sense.

722
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:11,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have the WrestleMania eighteen press conference. The Rock

723
00:34:11,639 --> 00:34:14,159
is on the stage with his Nochia cell phone attached

724
00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:17,199
to his belt. Moot, who wants to go to WrestleMania

725
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,239
with the rock.

726
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:25,039
Speaker 2: Y'all out here smelling numb? Yeah? Mike Harris, who I

727
00:34:25,079 --> 00:34:27,440
assume has something to do with the city or whatever,

728
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,559
says every other city wanted the hosts wrestleman E eighteen,

729
00:34:30,599 --> 00:34:33,079
and we put the smack down on all those other cities.

730
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,280
Fuck them well, of course, James. Of course, when you

731
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:40,800
introduce something to a new town, the Undertaker has to

732
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,239
be here.

733
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:48,039
Speaker 1: I save wrestling New Jersey, and I did again in Toronto.

734
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:52,719
I saved taxes in New Jersey. Bring t Mac back to.

735
00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 2: And also, while I have the stage.

736
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: That's enough, Jo BRONI off the stage. What the hell?

737
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 2: You can't talk to me like that?

738
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: Rock? These always made the WWE seem so big to

739
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,199
me as a kid. The press conferences, Yeah, like whenever

740
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,639
they would have the wrestlers not on the show, like

741
00:35:19,679 --> 00:35:21,480
when they were out in real life and they would

742
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:26,079
play the press conference. Yeah, yeah, they would always these

743
00:35:26,079 --> 00:35:28,920
shots they would do. I remember like being a kid,

744
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,000
and like they do those shots where everyone's lined up

745
00:35:31,039 --> 00:35:34,280
outside the building and they would shot down the shot. Yeah,

746
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,559
where it's like real blurry and they're running down the shot.

747
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,880
And they'd always talk to the people. They are like, oh,

748
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,840
I love the rock and I'm like, oh my god,

749
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,760
Like these guys are the coolest guys ever. Yeah, Like

750
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:50,199
they would do all this ship right, It's just smooth dude, right.

751
00:35:50,039 --> 00:35:52,079
Speaker 2: And like they would tell you know, oh fuck, all

752
00:35:52,079 --> 00:35:54,719
these people went there to buy tickets just for this show.

753
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,360
Like that's how big of a deal this is. And

754
00:35:56,639 --> 00:35:58,280
I don't even understand the scope of it. Yeah, we

755
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,039
just showed out one hundred thousand in twenty minutes. I

756
00:36:01,079 --> 00:36:03,159
don't know they could have said in twenty days. I'm like, wow,

757
00:36:03,199 --> 00:36:04,360
that's a lot of tickets.

758
00:36:04,679 --> 00:36:07,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Like they were so good at like doing

759
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:11,000
this deal here. I just whenever we look back at this,

760
00:36:11,079 --> 00:36:13,039
it's always just a time capsule part that I like

761
00:36:13,159 --> 00:36:15,840
to experience again because I just remember as a kid

762
00:36:16,079 --> 00:36:18,760
being like, wow, I wish I was there. I know,

763
00:36:19,079 --> 00:36:20,519
I know, that's dude.

764
00:36:20,559 --> 00:36:21,679
Speaker 2: They got you a lot with those I mean you

765
00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:23,639
were talking about the live and men experience too. I mean,

766
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,960
as a kid, goddamn hell y, I want to go there,

767
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,639
and I want to get the goddamn DX foam fingers,

768
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,519
and I want to see them come out, and I

769
00:36:30,559 --> 00:36:31,599
want to see the Undertaker.

770
00:36:32,079 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: We go backstage to Jerry's here with William Regal, Commissioner

771
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,280
Regal in his office.

772
00:36:37,639 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, he uh to Jerry's of course, speaking in Japanese,

773
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,079
and Regal understands them and he uh to. Jerry fires

774
00:36:43,079 --> 00:36:45,679
off a sentence and Regal says, yeah, I feel dreadful

775
00:36:45,679 --> 00:36:45,960
about it.

776
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: What happened to you?

777
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 2: And that match of Landstorm is horrible, and I uh

778
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,679
it was probably boring you shit, that was what the

779
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:53,239
bad part was boring.

780
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: Boring, dude. I gotta say, Man, Regal's face here when

781
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,280
to Jerry is speaking to him in Japanese is so

782
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,239
fucking funny.

783
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 2: It's Mike Tinay esque.

784
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has the most concentrated face ever when he's

785
00:37:06,519 --> 00:37:09,480
speaking Japanese. And I feel dreadful about.

786
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 2: What happened, and I told you you couldn't trust that

787
00:37:14,039 --> 00:37:19,800
bloody tart toy, that slapper, damn, damn. And that's why

788
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,039
he's my influence. Tonight, if you can get a partner,

789
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,000
you could face the Dudley Boys to find out who

790
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,679
the number one contender is for the tag titles, all

791
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,039
of them. And Regal says, so, who have you picked?

792
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:34,559
And the jury speaks Japanese and Regal says who. Then

793
00:37:34,559 --> 00:37:37,760
the door opens very loudly and the jury points over

794
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,760
and he starts rubbing his stomach. Now he doesn't do that.

795
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,719
The jury points over. It's the big show.

796
00:37:43,039 --> 00:37:45,079
Speaker 1: Big show comes through it. He's hyped up.

797
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,760
Speaker 2: He's speaking Japanese and the jury they're firing off. They're

798
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:48,400
going nuts.

799
00:37:49,039 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 1: Backstage, Steve Austin with the WWF title is here with

800
00:37:52,559 --> 00:37:57,559
Deborah and he's talking to her about people from Canada, saying.

801
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, Debra's carrying his bags of course, which I

802
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,000
always thought it was funny. And Austin says, every time,

803
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,559
well of these Canadian people tell you something, they got

804
00:38:05,559 --> 00:38:08,719
to follow it up with, eh, E, what's to do

805
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:09,239
with dad?

806
00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:10,599
Speaker 1: Eh?

807
00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 2: And he's walking backwards to open his locker room door.

808
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 3: For some reason, and the Alliance are on side and

809
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:23,639
that y're surprise. Whoo oh you got me off guard there,

810
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,119
and he should have started throwing bunches.

811
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: What tells? What tells me doing in my room? Dude?

812
00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:36,079
All the stars are here, man, I mean the allot

813
00:38:36,199 --> 00:38:39,000
How did the how did the invasion not work? James?

814
00:38:39,039 --> 00:38:40,280
Speaker 2: Look at this locker room.

815
00:38:40,519 --> 00:38:45,519
Speaker 1: We have Stephanie McMahon, Mike Awesome, Tommy Dreamer, Rhino, Raven,

816
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:51,480
Stacy Keebler, Sean Stasyac Chuck Plombo, Taz Chavo Guerrero, Hugh

817
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:53,280
Morris and just incredible.

818
00:38:53,559 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 2: I mean, this is w CW and ECW as I

819
00:38:56,599 --> 00:38:58,760
finally remember it at the top and.

820
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,599
Speaker 1: Dud this was the company, the two companies that were

821
00:39:01,679 --> 00:39:03,360
kicking WWF's ass.

822
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 2: The WWF still has a problem beating these guys. They

823
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:15,880
can't stop this invasion to this day. Well, Stephanie says,

824
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,360
Stone Cold, we're here to all honor you, and I

825
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,679
said on Austin Appreciation I that you were an inspiration.

826
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:24,360
And then Kurd Angle comes in Dowas's milk all over us.

827
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 1: All of us were milked by Kurt Angle during Stone

828
00:39:28,039 --> 00:39:32,639
Cold Appreciation night. Oh that's that has never been spoken

829
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:33,480
until that moment.

830
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 2: But in act of brilliance, who dows Kurt Angle's hopes

831
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,079
and dreams? When he threw his medals in the bridge

832
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,840
and stone Cold, it wasn't just inspiring, it was life altering.

833
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,199
You lead by example, and I hope any of us

834
00:39:46,199 --> 00:39:49,760
could even come close to following that example. And Austin says, well,

835
00:39:50,119 --> 00:39:53,320
when I took those gold medals from Kurt had chucked

836
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,159
them into that river, I didn't just do it for myself.

837
00:39:56,559 --> 00:39:58,320
I did for each and every member of the Alliance.

838
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:01,320
I did it for you guys. And he points Java's face.

839
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 1: I did it for you right here?

840
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 2: Hey, what the hell is there?

841
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 1: Hey? Son? You spelled your name wrong. You spelled it

842
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,440
with a wah. There's a ah there specially to be

843
00:40:16,519 --> 00:40:18,840
a ah. And there's no team in the alliance?

844
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:23,599
Speaker 3: Didn't you have Pete? What's And look at you? Hey,

845
00:40:23,639 --> 00:40:29,280
Mike awesome? You look fool brother, And I know I

846
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:35,800
know that. Ain't me back there? Just a rib, Tommy dreaming.

847
00:40:35,639 --> 00:40:36,199
Speaker 1: Was just a rib.

848
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 2: It just incredibles face?

849
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:44,079
Speaker 1: Is this a rib? All right? So? Just want you

850
00:40:44,119 --> 00:40:44,639
get up here?

851
00:40:47,079 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 2: No, it's just talk what you're right? Sorry? Steve you're

852
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,840
back in line. I'll be back in line.

853
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Josh, stand right here right in front of me. Yes, Steve,

854
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,000
to ride a little bit there, right right next to you,

855
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:04,360
to right to the right, now to right, I'm going

856
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,920
further right you shuck.

857
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 1: Thank you back in line.

858
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,119
Speaker 2: I'm in your team. Okay, Stephanie, tell me how good

859
00:41:13,119 --> 00:41:17,199
I am. Great, Steve, You're one of the best.

860
00:41:17,559 --> 00:41:23,159
Speaker 1: Thank you, Yes, I am so.

861
00:41:23,199 --> 00:41:26,159
Speaker 2: Austin says, you know, that's all fine at all.

862
00:41:26,599 --> 00:41:28,280
Speaker 1: But Joe, you haven't seen curd, have.

863
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,199
Speaker 2: You, and says, you know, I find a guess he's

864
00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:33,199
probably taking scuba lessons at the bottom of the river

865
00:41:33,679 --> 00:41:36,519
and everyone, I mean they're all laughing. Everyone's having a

866
00:41:36,519 --> 00:41:40,239
good time in Austin. I mean, he winds his whole

867
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:51,840
body Backwards's fucking insane.

868
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:57,760
Speaker 1: That was probably taking scooba lessons at the bottom of

869
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:58,119
a river.

870
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 2: That's the funny he's ever heard of his life.

871
00:42:21,119 --> 00:42:28,760
Speaker 1: Ship. Chevvy fucking dying. I legit had to. Like everyone's

872
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,519
just having a good time.

873
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 2: He's like holding his stomach his head as far back

874
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,239
as possible.

875
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: Man, that's Chevy dying. Man, Like I love heal Steve

876
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,360
Austin I love heal Steve Austin.

877
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,760
Speaker 2: Before dude, Like people point to this as being a

878
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,199
downswing of the like w w F when he turned heel.

879
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:59,239
This is fucking quality.

880
00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, this was very very good.

881
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,760
Speaker 2: He is the most obnoxious man in the world.

882
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,280
Speaker 1: Dude. The ending is super funny too, Like, I love

883
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,840
that Steve Austin's emotions are just one second he's on,

884
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,920
when second he's off, one second he's on, Like, I

885
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,599
love how quickly it switches, Like Stephanie says here at

886
00:43:18,599 --> 00:43:20,559
the end, she says that they have a huge surprise

887
00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:26,480
for Stone Cold. Yeah, stone Coldly, he has this big

888
00:43:26,599 --> 00:43:31,960
smile on his face. I can't wait. I love you guys.

889
00:43:33,159 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 3: And then everyone's standing there, like he starts clapping, so

890
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,920
everyone else starts clapping too, and they're just a roomful

891
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,239
of people clapping at each other.

892
00:43:40,119 --> 00:43:40,760
Speaker 1: Dude, that is.

893
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 3: I love you, guys. I can't wait. Not you, just

894
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,599
not you, just their son. You make me sick. You

895
00:43:49,639 --> 00:43:50,400
look pathetic?

896
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 2: What I look like? You? What you look? You stand

897
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:02,039
back there looking like a jackass. I'm dressed like you Stack.

898
00:44:06,559 --> 00:44:11,079
Speaker 1: I'll just play with your son. I love you, you

899
00:44:11,079 --> 00:44:11,960
love stoy Holds.

900
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 2: I love you.

901
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,199
Speaker 1: So we have our next match of the evening here,

902
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,360
the Dudley Boys versus to Jerry and Big Show to

903
00:44:22,519 --> 00:44:24,800
Jerry runs down to the ring here and the Dudley

904
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,440
Boys attack him. I love that Big Show and too

905
00:44:27,519 --> 00:44:30,480
Jerry both came out together to Big Show's song and

906
00:44:30,519 --> 00:44:32,119
to Jerry ran down to the ring.

907
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,079
Speaker 2: By himself and Big Show was not running, so like,

908
00:44:35,119 --> 00:44:36,480
you know, I'll get there when I get there.

909
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:40,119
Speaker 1: Yeah. My first thought when I saw this happen was, man,

910
00:44:40,159 --> 00:44:42,159
I hope these guys do the rocket launcher.

911
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:45,599
Speaker 2: Oh. I mean, like there was a litany of things

912
00:44:45,599 --> 00:44:47,599
they could have did that they just don't.

913
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: Do anytime I see like a very huge guy and

914
00:44:50,519 --> 00:44:53,559
then a small guy. I first thought is, man, I

915
00:44:53,599 --> 00:44:55,800
hope they do the rocket launcher and it should be

916
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,880
the finish did Jerry comes in and starts punching the

917
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,559
fuck out of Devon in the corner here, and then

918
00:45:01,599 --> 00:45:04,679
he locks in the tarantula to a massive pop.

919
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 2: It's super over. Hayman loses his mind on commentary over it.

920
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,280
I I mean, I love this move.

921
00:45:09,599 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 1: Bubba's stun guns to Jerry and the Dudley's take over here.

922
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:13,679
Speaker 2: That look good?

923
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: It did? He got him way up there for it.

924
00:45:16,119 --> 00:45:18,679
Speaker 2: He was up there crazy and then Tory Wilson runs

925
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:19,840
down with the stomach ache.

926
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,199
Speaker 1: Jr. Says Tory might have feelings for Tajerry's so I

927
00:45:23,199 --> 00:45:26,199
guess that's kind of where we're at here. He is cheat.

928
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 2: No, don't do that, Tory Wilson, you should have feelings

929
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:29,840
for me.

930
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 1: Paul Haman, I love that Bubba does the falling double

931
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,480
axe to a down. Heyd love that move, dude, me too.

932
00:45:37,559 --> 00:45:40,559
It's so good, Like I don't see anyone else doing that.

933
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,559
It's always just Bubba Ray. He does the double axe

934
00:45:43,559 --> 00:45:46,039
and he just goes belly first and hits it. It's

935
00:45:46,079 --> 00:45:46,719
so sick.

936
00:45:47,079 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 2: It's a couple elbow drops and then the falling double

937
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,599
axe and then it's a pinfall, Like what a great move.

938
00:45:53,079 --> 00:45:56,119
Speaker 1: Devon misses an Alabama jam here and to Jerry hits

939
00:45:56,119 --> 00:45:57,559
a drop kick for a double down.

940
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:01,639
Speaker 3: I thought Devon going for a leg was nuts, and

941
00:46:01,679 --> 00:46:03,920
it didn't look like he was very familiar with it

942
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:05,960
because he lands on his fucking tail.

943
00:46:06,039 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 1: Vote dude, Okay, it looked like he was going for

944
00:46:08,519 --> 00:46:11,519
something else and then decided maybe just leg drop, and

945
00:46:11,679 --> 00:46:14,920
either way that looked like it hurt really bad if.

946
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,039
Speaker 3: I forgot that to Jer was moving, so he said,

947
00:46:17,039 --> 00:46:20,719
oh shit, dude, fuck Big Show hot tag.

948
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 1: He comes in, he does a double line comeback.

949
00:46:24,079 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 2: Holy shit, dude.

950
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,800
Speaker 1: I don't know what I was expecting, but double line

951
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,599
comeback with the double back body drops was not the

952
00:46:30,599 --> 00:46:32,320
Big Show hot tag I expected.

953
00:46:32,639 --> 00:46:35,679
Speaker 2: There was a the road agents are telling everybody to

954
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,000
go back to basics. He told Taker that Big Show's

955
00:46:38,039 --> 00:46:41,800
going back to basic baby face tag shit like we're

956
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:42,679
dialing it in here.

957
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know, Big Show goozl.

958
00:46:47,159 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 2: I think it's hitting the balls.

959
00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:52,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, Big Show goozles Bubbaret Dudley here and Devon Low

960
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:56,199
blows the Big Show to Jerry goes to missed Bubbaret

961
00:46:56,639 --> 00:46:59,679
but misses and he missed the Big Show instead.

962
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,639
Speaker 2: No, he's got that goo all over them. It's green right,

963
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:04,679
was it the green mist?

964
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: It was the green misted?

965
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 2: Yeah?

966
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,039
Speaker 1: What one was that?

967
00:47:07,119 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 2: What does that do.

968
00:47:08,079 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 1: That temporarily disorients you? Oh?

969
00:47:11,559 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 2: Is that that one?

970
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

971
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:16,119
Speaker 2: Also, the camera, the hardcam that they show here, did

972
00:47:16,159 --> 00:47:18,079
not catch this. I had to rewind to figure out

973
00:47:18,119 --> 00:47:19,960
why the crowd reacted so much to the Big Show

974
00:47:20,039 --> 00:47:20,760
hitting the ropes.

975
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 1: Uh.

976
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 2: It turns out he knocks Tory off the apron.

977
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:24,559
Speaker 1: Yeah.

978
00:47:24,559 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 2: At first, dude, it's crazy. He gets missed. Big Show

979
00:47:27,039 --> 00:47:29,599
stumbles into the ropes and the crowd goes, Oh, I'm like,

980
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,400
what did the fuck something just fucking.

981
00:47:32,199 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: Snap, Irish whips are over.

982
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tory gets bumped off the apron.

983
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they pushed Big Show into Tory here on

984
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,280
the apron, she takes a bump, Big Show gets shit canned.

985
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:42,639
Speaker 2: Dude.

986
00:47:42,679 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 1: The crowd yells three, I love this finish Yeah, me too, man.

987
00:47:49,639 --> 00:47:52,599
Uh to Jerry, I love the way to Jerry is

988
00:47:52,639 --> 00:47:54,920
able to work into the three D here instead of

989
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,800
just turning around. My first thought was like, he's gonna

990
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,719
turn around here, but he does. They work it into

991
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,480
a spot here before the dulllies hit the three D

992
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,360
and they end up winning the match.

993
00:48:04,559 --> 00:48:07,639
Speaker 2: Dude, it's so fucking good to Like you said, they

994
00:48:07,639 --> 00:48:10,519
call for the three D to Jerry fucking gets out

995
00:48:10,519 --> 00:48:12,440
of the way that he goes for the handspring back

996
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:14,920
elbow Divon moves out of the way of it. To

997
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,519
Jerry stumbles into the ropes and bounces off the ropes.

998
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:22,119
Three D kill him with it. Oh my god, that

999
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,719
was so hot. I loved it.

1000
00:48:24,079 --> 00:48:26,519
Speaker 1: Big Show carries Tory Wilson out to get some help.

1001
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,559
She took a big bump off the apron there.

1002
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she fucking went apron to the floor.

1003
00:48:31,119 --> 00:48:34,800
She died and the Dudleys were a little confused at

1004
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,840
Big Show leaving. But it left to Jerry all on

1005
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:41,239
his lonesome, which of course means it's time to get

1006
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:44,920
the tables, which is what Devon does. He gets the tables,

1007
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:48,400
he gets a table, sits in the ring. They load

1008
00:48:48,599 --> 00:48:50,880
to Jerry up on Bubba's shoulders in the corner and

1009
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,519
power bomb him directly through the table to Jerry folds

1010
00:48:54,559 --> 00:48:55,760
up fucking crazy.

1011
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,639
Speaker 1: He really does a big show, then runs back down

1012
00:48:58,679 --> 00:49:00,639
after the power bomb and the dove powder.

1013
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 2: I thought that we're gonna try to like recruit to

1014
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,960
Jerry here because like, hey, your boy's gone. We won't

1015
00:49:05,039 --> 00:49:07,119
kill you, just so you know your boy took your girl. Though.

1016
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 1: Fuck that, we gotta pop to get hit the tables,

1017
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,039
and a pop we will get. We got backstage. Christian

1018
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:18,079
is cleaning Edges King of the Ring trophy before Shane

1019
00:49:18,119 --> 00:49:19,800
McMahon and Booker t walk up.

1020
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 2: I love the Christian King of the Ring trophy. Shit,

1021
00:49:22,119 --> 00:49:23,400
that's just awesome.

1022
00:49:23,599 --> 00:49:26,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was a good deal here where Christian was

1023
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:28,320
just being an asshole and saying he also won the

1024
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:28,960
King of the Ring.

1025
00:49:29,159 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 2: So yeah, Shannon Booker walk in and Shan says, Booker,

1026
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,840
check this out, and Chris Sai's up, Christian Nights trophy. Listen,

1027
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,159
we're here to talk about the w CIB Championship. You

1028
00:49:37,199 --> 00:49:40,199
have an opportunity to become WCB champion. And here's Booker T.

1029
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,679
You won that bell five times and you know, no

1030
00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:44,760
one knows the Rock better than the Booker T. And

1031
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,440
the Rock robbed Booker of the WCW title, and we

1032
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,880
want to make sure that doesn't happen to you. So

1033
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,559
we have a proposition tonight, Booker and I and the

1034
00:49:52,559 --> 00:49:54,840
interest of fairness. We'll go down to the ring and

1035
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,079
make sure the whole match is fair. And when you do,

1036
00:49:57,159 --> 00:50:00,920
become WCB champion tomorrow and SmackDown Booker T your first

1037
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:06,159
title defense, and Christian says, I can dig it, and Booker,

1038
00:50:06,199 --> 00:50:08,039
of course says his classic line.

1039
00:50:08,199 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 1: Do you smell what the book is? Cook it? The

1040
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,840
crowd gives him huge booze for that.

1041
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 2: By the way, they do not fuck with that at all, dude. Yeah,

1042
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,360
the Rock is a hero here in Toronto until WrestleMania,

1043
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:23,280
of course, then it's Hogan.

1044
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: I mean that Hogan Rock match is crazy.

1045
00:50:25,519 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 3: Woooo.

1046
00:50:26,599 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 2: I mean that's uh. That might have been the first time,

1047
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,760
as like a kid, that I saw something like that happen.

1048
00:50:32,199 --> 00:50:35,440
So yeah, Christian inhales and says I think that I do,

1049
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:40,639
and chances all, I'm smelling it. And then Christian goes

1050
00:50:40,679 --> 00:50:44,599
back to wiping that thing down and he says, Goldige, Yeah, Goldige,

1051
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:47,719
He's still a fucking dork.

1052
00:50:48,119 --> 00:50:52,039
Speaker 1: We head over to WWF New York where the WCW

1053
00:50:52,199 --> 00:50:54,920
United States Champion Canyon is here.

1054
00:50:55,159 --> 00:50:58,599
Speaker 2: Holy shit, Yeah, he's got the Invasion shirt on a

1055
00:50:58,679 --> 00:51:02,360
Liance MVP. That is so that is so fucking awesome, man,

1056
00:51:02,599 --> 00:51:09,199
it is. Kenyon maximized his minutes any time he was anywhere, Dude, like,

1057
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,480
this guy was a valuable piece to me.

1058
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 1: Well, who better than Kenyon?

1059
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,639
Speaker 2: If you don't mind answering for the worldwide audience, sir?

1060
00:51:18,159 --> 00:51:22,000
Who better than Kenyon? Actually, guys, I didn't want to

1061
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,599
have to correct you. I've renamed the I thought this

1062
00:51:24,639 --> 00:51:26,360
is where he was going to say. He renams of

1063
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:29,119
New York to WCW New York, but he says the

1064
00:51:29,199 --> 00:51:32,440
Alliance New York, which I think they missed the mark Heroldad.

1065
00:51:32,519 --> 00:51:35,480
But that's okay. He says, who better to be here

1066
00:51:35,519 --> 00:51:38,039
on a US holiday Labor Day than you're a US

1067
00:51:38,119 --> 00:51:40,800
champion Canyon? And my only regret is I can't be

1068
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,400
there with the rest of the Alliance to give Stone

1069
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:45,639
Cold his gift. So, Steve, when you finally get your

1070
00:51:45,639 --> 00:51:49,280
gift tonight, please just think who better than?

1071
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 1: That's the first thing you should think anything something good

1072
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:58,239
happens to you. First thing you should think, who better

1073
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:04,559
than Kenyon? WBTK excuse me? Who better? The Canyon?

1074
00:52:05,199 --> 00:52:08,519
Speaker 2: He says, No, No, I think who better than the Alliance? No, Steve,

1075
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,599
I want you to think who better then you? Still,

1076
00:52:12,599 --> 00:52:16,159
because he wasn't Kenyon? This guy is awesome, man.

1077
00:52:16,559 --> 00:52:18,800
Speaker 1: I love that. When it was like panning away from

1078
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,920
the shot, he says, nobody.

1079
00:52:25,679 --> 00:52:27,519
Speaker 2: He is so fucking good man.

1080
00:52:28,119 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: We go backstage. Stone Cold is here with Deborah watching

1081
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,320
the show. Who was that? And I love his I

1082
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,960
love his first response here is you hear what that

1083
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,280
man said about me? That's right?

1084
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 2: Did you hear what that man said about me? At

1085
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:42,400
first I thought it was like, oh, he doesn't know

1086
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,400
who this is, okay.

1087
00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:47,760
Speaker 1: Which was super fucking funny. He's just sitting there with Deba.

1088
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:51,920
Did you hear what that man said? You hear that?

1089
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 2: That's why Kenyon has a future in the Alliance, That's

1090
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,400
why he's the US champion. And you know, someday, shan

1091
00:52:59,519 --> 00:53:03,400
ch ive take him under my wing. That dude, Canyon

1092
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,880
being stone Cold second would have been awesome, by the way.

1093
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 1: It really would have. Yeah, that would have been pretty sweet.

1094
00:53:09,039 --> 00:53:10,599
Speaker 2: It would have been he like, he could have been

1095
00:53:10,679 --> 00:53:13,559
goddamn Austin's like Stevie Richards like, it would have been

1096
00:53:13,599 --> 00:53:16,840
awesome too. And yeah, so he says, shun day, you know,

1097
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,639
since I'd taken him under my wing. He uh, he

1098
00:53:19,679 --> 00:53:22,679
looks at the dome BF title, Well, he ain't taking.

1099
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,199
Speaker 3: This from Stone Cold with the kids out of your shirt.

1100
00:53:26,559 --> 00:53:29,679
That man has a future. And then the door opens

1101
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:32,559
and Austin like shits himself. He jumps to his feet

1102
00:53:33,119 --> 00:53:34,679
and it's Stephanie.

1103
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: What the hell are you doing? Steph? You mind? Didn't you? Steph?

1104
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,639
Barrel rolls through the fucking door here, I mean literally

1105
00:53:42,679 --> 00:53:45,960
like pops it open, Stone What the fuck. Was that?

1106
00:53:46,039 --> 00:53:48,199
What the hell are you doing? I love the way

1107
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:55,280
that he responded here was, what the hell are you doing? Steph?

1108
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,840
Speaker 3: Do you mind knocking? And then he stops for a second.

1109
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,840
He looks over you. You're scared, Deborah.

1110
00:54:02,559 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: I was scared. Yes, yeah, you were. You jump You're

1111
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,679
scared to death? Please knock?

1112
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:15,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, Steph says, I'm sorry, Devorah, Please knock. Somebody says,

1113
00:54:16,039 --> 00:54:18,000
you know, you're surprised. Getting closer. It's almost here.

1114
00:54:18,519 --> 00:54:19,159
Speaker 1: I can't wait.

1115
00:54:20,199 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 2: And Deborah Viben working hard on it. Oh, speaking at Deborah,

1116
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:29,920
I was talking there before you barged in. She's been wondering, Uh,

1117
00:54:30,039 --> 00:54:31,119
you ain't seen kard angle.

1118
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 1: The whole way?

1119
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:31,599
Speaker 2: Have you?

1120
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 1: I did not ask that, Yes she did a while ago.

1121
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:38,800
She said that. No I didn't. You said that. You

1122
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:44,079
absolutely said that you were scared. That was so fucking funny.

1123
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,880
Oh my god, I shit. Have me dying for a minute.

1124
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,719
His delivery here, like you have to listen to the

1125
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:53,239
delivery here. Yeah, the delivery is what makes it man,

1126
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,320
because like the way stone Cold puts this, you ain't

1127
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,039
seen kord angling all the way anywhere? Have you? I

1128
00:54:59,039 --> 00:55:01,599
didn't say anything? Yeah you did? You did.

1129
00:55:03,199 --> 00:55:07,760
Speaker 3: She said that you did a while ago. A while ago,

1130
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:13,760
did you said that he's so nonchalant about he's a dickhead.

1131
00:55:14,119 --> 00:55:17,760
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter at fucking all if or if it's

1132
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,039
not Devera. The only person matters to a stone cold

1133
00:55:21,079 --> 00:55:24,119
And that's what makes it so good. Man. I love

1134
00:55:24,199 --> 00:55:24,880
this character.

1135
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:28,079
Speaker 3: I didn't ask that you did do A while ago

1136
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:30,480
you said you said that.

1137
00:55:30,559 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 2: She said that says no, no, no, do be silly's

1138
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,480
Devera about c There's no chance card shows up to night.

1139
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,800
Every time he goes face to face the stone Cold,

1140
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:44,679
he gets beat down. Yeah, yeah, you heard her, Devera,

1141
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:49,239
he ain't gonna show up. Okay, what the hell was

1142
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:51,920
I don't Maybe you understand. Maybe this is a reference.

1143
00:55:52,199 --> 00:55:54,559
He says he ain't gonna show up. The words she

1144
00:55:54,639 --> 00:55:57,599
speaks now are as true as they were five hundred

1145
00:55:57,679 --> 00:55:58,159
years ago.

1146
00:55:59,199 --> 00:56:04,280
Speaker 1: What I have no idea. I have no idea what

1147
00:56:04,559 --> 00:56:05,480
card I You're gonna do?

1148
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:10,079
Speaker 2: Every time we got a Monday night row, he's gonna

1149
00:56:10,079 --> 00:56:14,679
come get his ass whooped by Stone Cold Steve Austin. No, hello,

1150
00:56:15,639 --> 00:56:19,440
I think he's swearter than that. He's fucking slapping his head.

1151
00:56:20,639 --> 00:56:22,360
He looks at Deborah, he.

1152
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:28,079
Speaker 1: Ain't gonna show up, so stop worrying. I love it.

1153
00:56:28,159 --> 00:56:31,280
He takes like a beat. Stop worrying, Deborah.

1154
00:56:34,039 --> 00:56:36,519
Speaker 2: Watch you run over there and fetch me a beer.

1155
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,800
I feel like celebrate and early. So Deborah gets up

1156
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,599
and goes and gets him a beer, and Austin has

1157
00:56:42,639 --> 00:56:44,760
the beer, and I think this is gonna be a

1158
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:48,360
night for stone cold Steve. Austin is just kicked back

1159
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,800
and he opened. He cracks the beer and it spills

1160
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:56,400
a bit, and he's super awkward about him. Why was

1161
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,280
he fucking so tilted here?

1162
00:56:58,639 --> 00:57:01,599
Speaker 1: So he gets the beer, he cracks it open, it

1163
00:57:01,679 --> 00:57:03,440
makes a noise, he gets.

1164
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 2: A little nervous.

1165
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,079
Speaker 1: Yeah he's nervous. So yeah that was that was that there?

1166
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 2: Right? I mean this is this is fantastic stuff.

1167
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:15,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I mean he plays it super great, like

1168
00:57:15,159 --> 00:57:17,519
he's the man until the other man's in the room,

1169
00:57:17,599 --> 00:57:20,960
you know, and dude, yeah, God plays that great.

1170
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,199
Speaker 2: Because we've been watching you know, some older stuff too,

1171
00:57:23,239 --> 00:57:27,280
and like the fact like this is he he did

1172
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,840
this before, like this is Hollywood blonde Austin.

1173
00:57:30,119 --> 00:57:33,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he thinks that like he's the man, and

1174
00:57:33,639 --> 00:57:36,559
like everyone the alliance is looking to win this right,

1175
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,599
and they think, oh, Steve Austin has got this, and

1176
00:57:39,639 --> 00:57:42,440
Steve Austin has to keep fucking telling himself, yeah I

1177
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:45,960
got this, Yeah I got this. Damn well he does

1178
00:57:46,039 --> 00:57:49,119
not have this, and like, yeah, it just makes for

1179
00:57:49,159 --> 00:57:52,079
a great dynamic and his delivery on everything is so

1180
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:55,360
good and uh, I mean just I mean he nailed

1181
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:56,400
everything here, man.

1182
00:57:56,639 --> 00:57:59,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet this was a fucking ton of fun too.

1183
00:58:00,239 --> 00:58:03,039
Speaker 1: His war is brought to you by Zippo for real.

1184
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, win a trip to a pay per view over

1185
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:09,480
your choice. How about guilty as charge? Dude, He's wearing

1186
00:58:09,519 --> 00:58:10,920
a guilty as Trucks lanyard.

1187
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,519
Speaker 1: That's funny, man. The gimmick will never die.

1188
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:14,519
Speaker 2: No, I love it.

1189
00:58:14,679 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 1: Chef Boyard overstuffed beef Ravioli.

1190
00:58:17,639 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like that. I like getting over stuffed

1191
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:21,599
on Monday night, Raw Paul.

1192
00:58:22,039 --> 00:58:25,239
Speaker 1: Do you remember Jim when mankind was on an island

1193
00:58:25,599 --> 00:58:28,280
and he was sloppy as fuck with the beef aoli?

1194
00:58:30,679 --> 00:58:33,079
Speaker 2: No, but I remember when Caine had it into he

1195
00:58:33,119 --> 00:58:35,000
had it in the kitchen and he did his parro

1196
00:58:35,159 --> 00:58:37,559
and then the beef rony shot out of that thing.

1197
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:43,559
Speaker 1: Out of that thing, the beef shut out of that thing.

1198
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 2: Oh you know that's how we talking. Okie.

1199
00:58:48,159 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: Do you remember Jim in Crush Hour the video game

1200
00:58:51,519 --> 00:58:52,800
Kane had the chef hat?

1201
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,079
Speaker 2: Oh you know what I I do remember that, Paul.

1202
00:58:56,239 --> 00:58:58,599
Do you remember the ECW video games? They did really

1203
00:58:58,639 --> 00:59:00,079
bad business and they shucked.

1204
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:06,559
Speaker 1: A fuck you, fuck you Jim.

1205
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 2: Okay, Paul got it? I mean you like those games.

1206
00:59:10,559 --> 00:59:11,760
I mean you played that ship.

1207
00:59:11,719 --> 00:59:16,599
Speaker 1: Well, they owned a percentage of ECW, So yes, I

1208
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:17,920
enjoyed those games.

1209
00:59:19,159 --> 00:59:22,559
Speaker 2: What about Starbrush Fruit? Joos is in Live Juicy and

1210
00:59:22,599 --> 00:59:25,000
then I don't know what happens here, but Hayman starts

1211
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,400
doing a j R impression like that. I can't hear

1212
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:33,000
over the music, and he's like, I'm from Oklahoma and Juicy.

1213
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:36,679
Speaker 1: Fuck you.

1214
00:59:38,079 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 2: He shun of a fucking bitch I am about he

1215
00:59:40,039 --> 00:59:41,719
takes his hat off. That's beat him with a fuck

1216
00:59:41,800 --> 01:00:03,559
you motherfucker. Well, Sean Stasyaca is a super genius.

1217
01:00:01,719 --> 01:00:06,039
Speaker 1: Just Stays is a super genius.

1218
01:00:08,199 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 2: Okay, I think he's fucking stupid. Well, you're doing a

1219
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:25,519
ship job and we're not looking to push stasiach or.

1220
01:00:25,519 --> 01:00:26,480
You fucking got.

1221
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:27,719
Speaker 1: Your mind the talent guy.

1222
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 5: You signed this guy, aren't you a piece of ship.

1223
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't need to do that.

1224
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:45,559
Speaker 2: He's a mental pigmy and think says you Mecca not Mensalla,

1225
01:00:45,719 --> 01:00:50,599
like a why don't you Mecca licking my ash for hamn?

1226
01:00:53,239 --> 01:00:57,400
Showan Stasi is much smarter than you, you fucking idiot.

1227
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:03,920
He's smart as fuck and you are a dumb ass.

1228
01:01:16,719 --> 01:01:17,920
Why don't you peel my potatoes?

1229
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:18,079
Speaker 1: Fall?

1230
01:01:18,119 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 2: I don't give a fun you're talking about anymore?

1231
01:01:27,119 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 1: Well, Jim, did you know that Sean Staysiac is actually

1232
01:01:30,559 --> 01:01:31,400
smart as fuck?

1233
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 3: Oh?

1234
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:33,880
Speaker 2: I don't give a damn.

1235
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 1: He's super fucking smart. What else? What else do I say?

1236
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 2: There's nothing on the sheet. I'm doing my best.

1237
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:49,559
Speaker 1: How smart is Sean Staysiac? Jim? Fuck? Sean Staysiac can

1238
01:01:49,639 --> 01:01:50,760
solve equations.

1239
01:01:52,519 --> 01:01:55,239
Speaker 2: He is on the information super Highway.

1240
01:01:55,360 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 1: Jim, it's just fucking five business match. Does you wanna

1241
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:01,719
know how smart?

1242
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 2: Shot? That's all we got. That's all we got for

1243
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,679
stands smart.

1244
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 1: It was like, what else you going like? Shot? Stage

1245
01:02:15,599 --> 01:02:40,599
said so good? Yeah, and and his dad stances yet Okay,

1246
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:49,960
just so you know, I cannot even talk about this

1247
01:02:50,039 --> 01:02:56,719
match anymore because all I could think about is smart

1248
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:03,039
Seohn Stasiac starts the match off here. He's the heel.

1249
01:03:03,159 --> 01:03:05,159
He hits a mean power slam here on Spike.

1250
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 2: He looks good.

1251
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:09,039
Speaker 1: So Staziac lifts Spike up into the air here and

1252
01:03:09,159 --> 01:03:10,920
does the dropping military press.

1253
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:13,639
Speaker 2: That's cool. I mean again, he's in great shape here.

1254
01:03:13,719 --> 01:03:15,760
He's got some power moves on him. You know, I

1255
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:17,239
can I can dig it.

1256
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,800
Speaker 1: So Spike gets down from a souplex here. He starts

1257
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:22,480
firing up, but Stacy ends up tripping him. I thought

1258
01:03:22,519 --> 01:03:23,679
that was perfect, by the way.

1259
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:26,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, the timing of Stacey there was was awesome.

1260
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:28,800
Speaker 1: Here, Stacyac sends Spiked to the corner and goes for

1261
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:32,599
a corner clothesline, but he fucking just trips over his

1262
01:03:32,719 --> 01:03:34,039
own feet in the center of the ring.

1263
01:03:34,239 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 2: Dude, Oh my god, Yeah, he's he actually is an idiot.

1264
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:37,880
He's not a super genius.

1265
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:40,119
Speaker 1: That is the gimmick. That's pretty good. I like that.

1266
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:44,039
Speaker 2: That's fantastic, Dude. Even funnier, he trips himself while running

1267
01:03:44,119 --> 01:03:47,079
to Spike in the corner, and Haymon says, oh moll,

1268
01:03:47,199 --> 01:03:48,239
he just trips Stacey.

1269
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 1: She's like on the complete opposite side of the ring.

1270
01:03:52,719 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 2: She couldn't be any further from him and that Spike

1271
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:56,880
hits the Dudley Dog. Great movie.

1272
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:57,920
Speaker 1: He picks up the wind too.

1273
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Dude Jr. Celebrated just like it's wrestling here.

1274
01:04:01,199 --> 01:04:02,199
There's a huge jump shot.

1275
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:09,360
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, Stacy comes in. She confront Spike after

1276
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,719
the match here. Of course, this leads to Molly Holly

1277
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:14,199
coming in and they have a little spot here.

1278
01:04:14,519 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Molly gets in and Stacy goes for the Women's

1279
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:20,480
special slat. Molly ducks in dexer, Molly sends her the buckle,

1280
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:24,440
Molly hits the Razzle Dazzle and Stacy pulls Stacy outher

1281
01:04:24,559 --> 01:04:27,039
ring to make the save, and Hayman says, I told

1282
01:04:27,079 --> 01:04:30,199
you he's a super genius against Stacy away from the

1283
01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:36,920
bully of Dudleyville and is corrupt, mean spirited girlfriend dudley Ville,

1284
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:40,519
the bully of Dudleyville and his corrupt, means spirited girlfriend

1285
01:04:40,559 --> 01:04:41,559
that didn't do anything.

1286
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:47,159
Speaker 1: That's good man. We got backstage. Christian is back here.

1287
01:04:47,239 --> 01:04:50,039
When Edge walks up, he's the Inner Connill Champion and

1288
01:04:50,159 --> 01:04:52,000
he's talking him up for his big match tonight.

1289
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:55,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, he says, hey, big night. Huh. He says, we've

1290
01:04:55,079 --> 01:04:56,920
been through a lot of strange things lately, but it's

1291
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:59,119
still be totally awesome if you walked away with the

1292
01:04:59,159 --> 01:05:01,239
Golden Night in our hometown. Out just said it would

1293
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:03,159
be awesome. I know you want to come out there

1294
01:05:03,239 --> 01:05:05,320
for support, but there's something I gotta do on my own.

1295
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:08,000
It's something I gotta win on my own. And also,

1296
01:05:08,039 --> 01:05:10,599
I've been thinking this trophy belongs to you. And he

1297
01:05:10,679 --> 01:05:13,000
gives them the trophy and he says it says it

1298
01:05:13,119 --> 01:05:14,719
right here, Edge, you're the king of the Ring, not me,

1299
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:16,920
doesn't say Christian, I don't know what I was thinking.

1300
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:20,519
I'm sorry. But after I totally annihilate the Rock and

1301
01:05:20,599 --> 01:05:22,960
become the w CIT champion, you know, just because my

1302
01:05:23,039 --> 01:05:24,880
title might be a little more prestigiuous than Euros, we

1303
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:32,280
can sy'll be brothers and it's Goldish time, and yeah,

1304
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:36,760
it says shiit all right, good luck Edge, it says alrighty.

1305
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:44,360
Then that's yeah. I mean I didn't realize what this

1306
01:05:44,559 --> 01:05:47,079
up like that this was on this episode. No I

1307
01:05:47,199 --> 01:05:49,840
didn't either, Yeah, which is a pretty big deal that

1308
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,760
like kind of changes the trajectory of both their careers.

1309
01:05:53,239 --> 01:05:56,440
Speaker 1: We go backstage here, Perry Saturn is here talking to

1310
01:05:56,559 --> 01:05:57,679
somebody off camera.

1311
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, Perry Saturn has a flyer in his hand that

1312
01:06:00,679 --> 01:06:02,400
looks like it has you know a bunch of letters

1313
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:04,679
that were cut from different magazines to spell out stuff.

1314
01:06:04,679 --> 01:06:06,960
And Perry says, and then Commission to Regal gives me

1315
01:06:07,039 --> 01:06:09,480
this note. It's one hundred thousand dollars or I'll never

1316
01:06:09,519 --> 01:06:11,960
see Mappy again. Mobby's been kidnapped and I don't have

1317
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,719
one hundred thousand dollars. And I know you're with the Alliance,

1318
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,559
and I don't know what to do. I figured it

1319
01:06:16,559 --> 01:06:18,719
would be good at something like this, and please help

1320
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:21,960
me find MOPy. And it pans over and it is

1321
01:06:22,719 --> 01:06:24,159
European Champion Hurricane.

1322
01:06:24,519 --> 01:06:28,159
Speaker 1: This is really early Hurricane too, no mask, he's got

1323
01:06:28,199 --> 01:06:30,880
the face paint and yeah he's the European Champion.

1324
01:06:31,159 --> 01:06:34,119
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And Hurricane says, So the kidnappers want one

1325
01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:36,280
hundred thousand dollars. He kind of talks like the rock

1326
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:40,719
or one hundred grand if I'm not mistaken. Last week

1327
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:43,599
on Raw was in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Seeing as the

1328
01:06:43,679 --> 01:06:46,039
kidnapper didn't leave a name. They want their identity to

1329
01:06:46,079 --> 01:06:49,360
be a secret or a mystery. And if my alphabet

1330
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:52,880
skills are correct. Mystery starts with an M. M is

1331
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:57,079
in mystery, EM is in MAPI m as in Matt Hardy.

1332
01:06:57,159 --> 01:06:57,719
What's up with that?

1333
01:06:59,320 --> 01:06:59,519
Speaker 1: Dude?

1334
01:06:59,559 --> 01:06:59,840
Speaker 2: I love?

1335
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:00,880
Speaker 1: What's up with that?

1336
01:07:03,559 --> 01:07:06,440
Speaker 2: Perry says, are you saying Matt Hardy knows something about MOPy? Well,

1337
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,840
my her senses are telling me that young Matt Hardy

1338
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,159
is not what he seems to be. Good luck Citizen Saturn,

1339
01:07:13,039 --> 01:07:14,400
and then he just, I mean, he doesn't even try

1340
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,519
to fly off screen. He legit just kind of jumps

1341
01:07:16,519 --> 01:07:19,559
to the side. We were super early here and Perry

1342
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:23,039
Saturn in a frenzy, says you're welcome, and he runs off,

1343
01:07:23,519 --> 01:07:25,960
and Jr. Says what the hell was that about?

1344
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:32,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Perry Saturn Mapy has been kidnapped. Yes, the

1345
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:35,599
hurricane tells him it was Matt freaking Hardy. The hurricane

1346
01:07:35,639 --> 01:07:39,320
flies away, and Perry Saturn instantly without hesitation, You're welcome,

1347
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:40,159
and Lee's.

1348
01:07:40,119 --> 01:07:43,239
Speaker 2: Didn't we like, didn't we just see like we watched

1349
01:07:43,239 --> 01:07:45,679
something where Terry stole MOPy.

1350
01:07:45,519 --> 01:07:47,719
Speaker 1: Or something and put it in the Woodschipper. We didn't.

1351
01:07:47,719 --> 01:07:49,719
Speaker 2: Actually, I don't think we've seen the wood Chipper one yet, though,

1352
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:52,280
have we We got to see that that's an important

1353
01:07:52,599 --> 01:07:53,440
moment in wrestling.

1354
01:07:54,079 --> 01:07:57,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it really is. We have the Rock

1355
01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:01,920
versus Christian w c W Championship match up next here.

1356
01:08:02,239 --> 01:08:05,320
Speaker 2: Yes, uh, but a first to Booker T and Shane

1357
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:08,239
come out to the ring and Booker has a mic

1358
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:11,199
and says, ladies and gentlemen, the following contests will be

1359
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:13,760
for the w CW title. Oh oh, now he's a

1360
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:14,480
ring announcer.

1361
01:08:16,119 --> 01:08:17,199
Speaker 1: He's doing a great job too.

1362
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:19,800
Speaker 2: He can be whatever he wants to be. E j

1363
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:25,920
are you bitch? Okay? Damn introduced it first, your special

1364
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:28,359
guest ring announcer. He is none other than the five

1365
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:34,079
time WW champion me Booker T and introducing the special

1366
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:37,279
and then he goes up to the ref and he says,

1367
01:08:37,319 --> 01:08:42,119
what's the guy who times the thing? The ref is timekeeper? Timekeeper? Oh, timekeeper.

1368
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:45,640
Introduced to your special guest timekeeper for the evening. That

1369
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:49,760
will be Shane McMahon. Shane's not here, probably wearing a watch.

1370
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:54,840
And now the challenger. He's none other than your very

1371
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:59,880
own Christian and Christian comes out to Edges theme he

1372
01:09:00,119 --> 01:09:02,760
does all the finger talents. He's got finger tents for

1373
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:03,399
fucking days.

1374
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:05,560
Speaker 1: I mean, good lord, I love that his tron has

1375
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:08,560
him acting as Elvis in it. Dude. It's like, here's Christian,

1376
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:11,000
He's gonna challenge for the world title tonight.

1377
01:09:11,399 --> 01:09:17,880
Speaker 2: Will That's one of the big moments. And then Booker

1378
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:21,439
of course introduces this so called w c W Champion,

1379
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:25,319
the man who wishes he was more talented than the book,

1380
01:09:25,359 --> 01:09:28,880
a man the sucker who's gonna get his ass kicked

1381
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:34,359
all over Toronto if you smel Here comes the Rock.

1382
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:38,520
The Rock comes out and Shanan Booker surround the ring

1383
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:41,079
and Booker jumps on the apron. The Rock goes after

1384
01:09:41,199 --> 01:09:42,640
him and Christian glombs from from behind.

1385
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:45,119
Speaker 1: To start this match, we switch over to the war

1386
01:09:45,279 --> 01:09:48,720
Zone by the way, Oh shit, put the fucking kids

1387
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:51,920
to bed, bitch. Booker distracts the Rock to his entrance,

1388
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,880
Christian glombs and we get things started here. Uh sha

1389
01:09:55,039 --> 01:09:57,680
mcmhan kicks the rocks ass here on the outside. That

1390
01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:58,560
shit was funny.

1391
01:09:59,039 --> 01:10:00,319
Speaker 2: He is a little fucker man.

1392
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:03,039
Speaker 1: The Rock kIPS up and he starts walking down Christian

1393
01:10:03,119 --> 01:10:06,720
until Christian hits a spinning heel kick. Here Booker slams

1394
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:09,319
Rock into the announced table on the outside and Jim

1395
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:11,399
Ross is screaming, hey, ref.

1396
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:16,000
Speaker 2: Look, wait a minute, Raf, what the hey, and Hayman says,

1397
01:10:16,319 --> 01:10:18,399
don't you be going? Hey, ref? You pull that crap

1398
01:10:18,479 --> 01:10:20,600
in school? Hey, ref, this guy's cheating.

1399
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:25,079
Speaker 1: Rock hits a SAMO and drop here for a double down.

1400
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:29,159
Booker slides the belt in for Christian, but Rock ducks.

1401
01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:31,920
He hits the overhead, belly to belly and a DDT

1402
01:10:32,199 --> 01:10:32,680
for a two.

1403
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:34,399
Speaker 2: All the Rocks classics here.

1404
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:37,840
Speaker 1: Man Rock hits a spinebuster. He locks in that sharpshooter.

1405
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,399
Aw booze, Well, I mean you just locked in the

1406
01:10:40,439 --> 01:10:41,840
sharp shooter. That's Brett's shit.

1407
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:45,079
Speaker 2: Ain't Canada, dude, I didn't even fucking put that together?

1408
01:10:45,199 --> 01:10:45,840
All these shit?

1409
01:10:46,239 --> 01:10:49,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, hands off the merchandise. Rock, come on a Shan

1410
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:52,359
McMahon pulls the ref Here, the Rock lets go of

1411
01:10:52,439 --> 01:10:54,359
the sharp shooter. He walks outside the ring and he

1412
01:10:54,439 --> 01:10:57,359
proceeds to kick Shane McMahon's ass. Dude.

1413
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:00,439
Speaker 2: He does. The Rock punches the Shane and Shane legit,

1414
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:02,840
jumps in the air and falls down like a crazy

1415
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:03,479
bump on this.

1416
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:06,640
Speaker 1: Booker distracts the Rock here, which allows Christian to hit

1417
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:09,720
the reverse DDT for a two point nine. The crowd

1418
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:10,840
bit hard here.

1419
01:11:11,279 --> 01:11:13,880
Speaker 2: Super hot crowd for that. Yeah, they want it that

1420
01:11:14,079 --> 01:11:16,119
so bad. I don't know how many matches Christian was

1421
01:11:16,119 --> 01:11:18,079
winning that at the time, but I think they just

1422
01:11:18,159 --> 01:11:19,119
wanted a reason it year.

1423
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:22,840
Speaker 1: Rock hits the Rock bottom here and he beats Christian

1424
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:26,359
and the crowd is neutral. Very cool moment, but also

1425
01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:28,680
fuck you Christian should have won. I know, I know.

1426
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,399
Speaker 2: I mean they hit the Rocks music, so you don't

1427
01:11:30,399 --> 01:11:32,520
get to hear the crowds real reaction. I'm assuming there's

1428
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:35,399
a lot more booze than I heard. H But the

1429
01:11:35,479 --> 01:11:38,159
Rocks tears down Booker who's on the outside, and he

1430
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:42,239
tells him to just bring it, and Booker brings it.

1431
01:11:42,279 --> 01:11:44,319
He gets in the ring, he's fired up. Rock goes

1432
01:11:44,359 --> 01:11:47,800
after him and then Shane jumps Rock from behind and

1433
01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:50,840
they're stomping the Rock out and then the APA hit

1434
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:54,600
the ring and Shane powders in the craziest way I've

1435
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:57,159
ever seen anyone powder before. He runs out of the

1436
01:11:57,279 --> 01:12:00,399
ring and like the APA are so fast, they're about

1437
01:12:00,399 --> 01:12:02,279
to cut him off before he can get to the guardrail.

1438
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:06,319
So Shane runs over the announced table and jumps over

1439
01:12:06,399 --> 01:12:06,800
the rail.

1440
01:12:07,079 --> 01:12:08,199
Speaker 1: It pays to have protection.

1441
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:10,680
Speaker 2: It's fuck I love the APA, dude.

1442
01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're dope, dude. Backstage segment here, Deborah and Stephanie

1443
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:17,479
are outside Stone Cold's office or locker room or whatever

1444
01:12:17,479 --> 01:12:19,079
that's supposed to be on the phone.

1445
01:12:19,479 --> 01:12:23,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, Stephanie is on the phone and says, h mm hmm, great,

1446
01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:25,319
well you know what to do, see you soon, and

1447
01:12:25,399 --> 01:12:27,800
they both jump for joy, and Deborah opens the door

1448
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:29,319
of the locker room and says, don't come out, so

1449
01:12:29,399 --> 01:12:31,760
what we tell you too, and they both leave. Sadly,

1450
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:33,760
they didn't realize that's just incredible sitting in there, and

1451
01:12:34,199 --> 01:12:35,920
he was gonna come out anyway. He was not invited.

1452
01:12:36,479 --> 01:12:42,039
Speaker 1: Hell no, they have snacks here in Milk. We have

1453
01:12:42,159 --> 01:12:46,439
the Stephanie McMahon town Hall. Stephanie comes out to let

1454
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:48,760
dumb bodies at bodies.

1455
01:12:49,279 --> 01:12:51,800
Speaker 2: I actually thought that was cool as fuck. I thought

1456
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:53,760
the whole alliance was coming out. But no, this is

1457
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:54,800
Stephanie's theme.

1458
01:12:55,279 --> 01:12:59,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, it has drowning pool man like drowning. So here's

1459
01:12:59,239 --> 01:13:01,399
the deal, man, this is crazy as fuck. They have

1460
01:13:01,439 --> 01:13:02,680
a lower third here drowning.

1461
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:04,119
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm glad you're saying this.

1462
01:13:04,319 --> 01:13:07,399
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, dude, there's so much here. So Stephanie comes

1463
01:13:07,439 --> 01:13:09,239
out to Let the Bodies at the floor Here it

1464
01:13:09,319 --> 01:13:12,359
has a lower third for Drowning Pool's new album Center.

1465
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:16,279
It has a Drowning Pool Stephanie McMahon music video on

1466
01:13:16,439 --> 01:13:20,800
the trun Yes, oh my fucking god. Uh just you know,

1467
01:13:21,359 --> 01:13:24,039
completely nothing to do with w w F right now. Sure,

1468
01:13:24,159 --> 01:13:28,239
the Drowning Pool Center album is an all time classic album.

1469
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:31,680
Speaker 2: I mean you read my mind. I was bringing this up.

1470
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:35,920
If you weren't, this album is all killers. Like, this

1471
01:13:36,159 --> 01:13:38,319
album is so fucking good. If you haven't listened to

1472
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:40,640
the Center album by Drowning Pool in a long time

1473
01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:43,359
or never heard it, you have to fucking hear this, dude.

1474
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:48,079
Sinner is a great song, Bodies is I mean, that's

1475
01:13:48,319 --> 01:13:52,760
double triple gold tear Away, Come on, man, Kevin Kevin

1476
01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:56,079
Steen came out to terror Away, Dude all over me.

1477
01:13:56,319 --> 01:13:58,920
That's fucking sick as too, Like come on and told

1478
01:13:58,960 --> 01:13:59,239
you so.

1479
01:14:00,039 --> 01:14:01,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's unbelievable.

1480
01:14:01,279 --> 01:14:04,239
Speaker 2: This has all fucking hits on Center and like haming

1481
01:14:04,319 --> 01:14:06,880
on comment deck to put it over on commentary. This album,

1482
01:14:07,079 --> 01:14:10,560
like this is fucking awesome, dude, This is like this

1483
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:11,319
show is hot.

1484
01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:13,920
Speaker 1: So Stephanie comes out here with let the Bodies of

1485
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:16,159
the floor and then tests her stand up routine for

1486
01:14:16,239 --> 01:14:19,960
some reason. Dude, what's the deal with Canadians?

1487
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:21,399
Speaker 2: You Canadians?

1488
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:26,199
Speaker 1: You are? You got the A? You say A? Why

1489
01:14:26,319 --> 01:14:26,720
you do that?

1490
01:14:27,039 --> 01:14:29,720
Speaker 2: Also, you guys celebrate Thanksgiving?

1491
01:14:30,279 --> 01:14:34,359
Speaker 1: What's that about? Where are the Canadian Pilgrims?

1492
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:37,119
Speaker 2: Where are the pilgrims? You could at least celebrate it

1493
01:14:37,159 --> 01:14:37,800
on the right day.

1494
01:14:38,319 --> 01:14:45,000
Speaker 3: And another thing, and the Canadians are the laziest people

1495
01:14:45,119 --> 01:14:47,880
ever in America, is not dude?

1496
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:51,640
Speaker 2: That guy mega heat. Yeah. Wow, that shit was hilarious.

1497
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:54,000
I mean it was the dude, it was legit like

1498
01:14:54,359 --> 01:14:57,119
the easiest thing ever. Yeah, you guys are lazy. America's

1499
01:14:57,159 --> 01:14:59,119
better and you guys are weirdest shit.

1500
01:14:59,279 --> 01:15:03,840
Speaker 1: Uh So, Stephanie introduces stone called Steve Austin here and

1501
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:05,680
he comes out with his Alliance theme song.

1502
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:07,800
Speaker 2: Dude, this song is hard as fuck.

1503
01:15:08,199 --> 01:15:10,800
Speaker 1: I love this theme song. It's got the distorted glass break.

1504
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:15,199
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh it's awesome. And Stephanie said, Steve, this is

1505
01:15:15,239 --> 01:15:17,560
a proud moment for me and is for the Alliance

1506
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:20,000
and your wife Deborah. Without further ado, let me show

1507
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,560
you surprise a brand new truck.

1508
01:15:24,319 --> 01:15:26,439
Speaker 1: I want a truck. Oh my god, A.

1509
01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:30,359
Speaker 2: Truck is outside, and then for the next five whole minutes,

1510
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:34,720
Deborah describes every part of this truck to a very

1511
01:15:35,119 --> 01:15:39,520
quiet audience in like, I would love to know that,

1512
01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:42,560
like the minute by minute of this segment. This had

1513
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:45,399
to fucking make people tune out. This is insane what

1514
01:15:45,479 --> 01:15:46,319
I was watching here.

1515
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,760
Speaker 1: My favorite part here was it kept cutting back to

1516
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:52,000
Steve Austin and he's standing in the ring just smiling huge.

1517
01:15:53,399 --> 01:15:56,039
Speaker 2: Fig Smiley's like trying to find something to say to Stephanie.

1518
01:15:56,319 --> 01:15:58,520
I mean, she goes over every part of this, the mirrors,

1519
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:00,399
the antenna, the fucking the.

1520
01:16:02,239 --> 01:16:05,880
Speaker 1: Paint. Dude, Okay that shit, have me die? And Devera

1521
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,600
points to the bed of the truck and says, and

1522
01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:10,920
we got the six foot pickup truck parts.

1523
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:18,439
Speaker 2: You put all your beer and animals in there. Okay, right, theo.

1524
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:20,920
Speaker 1: Oh that was of you?

1525
01:16:21,079 --> 01:16:22,239
Speaker 3: Well, why don't you come out of the ring and

1526
01:16:22,279 --> 01:16:23,840
take your sweet little wife here on a ride and

1527
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:24,560
your new truck.

1528
01:16:25,119 --> 01:16:27,640
Speaker 2: So that's what Austin does. Him and Stephanie leave and

1529
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:30,680
they head to the back, and the crowd is befuddled.

1530
01:16:31,039 --> 01:16:35,079
They cannot understand what is happening. So Debra's wiping the

1531
01:16:35,119 --> 01:16:36,840
truck down. As we get to the back in Austin

1532
01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:37,880
and Stephanie walk up.

1533
01:16:38,279 --> 01:16:42,960
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. I love it. Devra's wiping down the truck

1534
01:16:43,039 --> 01:16:45,760
and she says, I got all those scratches buffed out,

1535
01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:50,640
the new truck with the scratches prey installed, like she

1536
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:53,159
drove us through the woods to get it here, all right,

1537
01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:54,439
sucked it up.

1538
01:16:56,119 --> 01:16:57,079
Speaker 2: How to test it off?

1539
01:16:57,239 --> 01:16:57,479
Speaker 1: Rude?

1540
01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:00,439
Speaker 2: You know, to make sure it was good. You guys

1541
01:17:00,479 --> 01:17:02,880
shouldn't have. I'm glad you did, but you shouldn't have.

1542
01:17:03,199 --> 01:17:05,560
I'm gonna put a stone cold license plate right here

1543
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:08,760
on it. I love the white leather weight letter tires.

1544
01:17:09,319 --> 01:17:12,239
He opens the door, he's filling the interior. He goes

1545
01:17:12,279 --> 01:17:13,880
to the back. He opens up the bed and he

1546
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:16,640
climbs inside and he's jumping around on the back like

1547
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:22,079
a little kid. And he looks at him. Hey, you

1548
01:17:22,359 --> 01:17:23,840
you remember that movie Titanic.

1549
01:17:27,199 --> 01:17:29,880
Speaker 1: Big pot from the crowd too, Hell yeah, yeah, they

1550
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:30,560
know what's coming.

1551
01:17:31,079 --> 01:17:32,960
Speaker 2: So he walks off. He's at the front of the

1552
01:17:33,039 --> 01:17:35,239
bed or the back whatever you described. As he's against

1553
01:17:35,279 --> 01:17:37,359
the car and he puts his arms up.

1554
01:17:38,119 --> 01:17:39,720
Speaker 1: I'm the kick of the world.

1555
01:17:41,119 --> 01:17:44,520
Speaker 2: Kurt Angle jumps out a door busts open, he jumps

1556
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:47,760
out from a fucking side truck, and he smashes Stone

1557
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:49,279
cold in the back of the head with a big

1558
01:17:49,359 --> 01:17:50,039
ass pipe.

1559
01:17:50,439 --> 01:17:54,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, horright, fuck god.

1560
01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:58,319
Speaker 2: That was insane, dude, Like he nailed them with this thing.

1561
01:17:59,199 --> 01:18:03,199
Dude also had this super prepared. He puts a cinderblock

1562
01:18:03,279 --> 01:18:05,399
with chains all on on the back and closes the

1563
01:18:05,479 --> 01:18:08,079
bed and Kurt says, oh, you're going for a ride, Austin,

1564
01:18:08,319 --> 01:18:10,920
but you're going with me. Kurt gets in the truck

1565
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,399
and kidnaps Stone called Steve Austin in the middle of

1566
01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:13,800
the show.

1567
01:18:14,119 --> 01:18:16,640
Speaker 1: Dude, he skids out the fucking parking lot. That shit

1568
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:18,159
had me dying laughing.

1569
01:18:18,279 --> 01:18:18,359
Speaker 2: Bro.

1570
01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:19,920
Speaker 1: Kurt Angle got in the truck.

1571
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:24,479
Speaker 2: Sayde wow, it made that exact fucking sound.

1572
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:26,680
Speaker 1: You're right. Oh yeah, man, yeah, I mean I hear

1573
01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:29,560
that every single night outside my house three am.

1574
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:30,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true.

1575
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:34,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was awesome. Like I said, I remember this

1576
01:18:34,479 --> 01:18:38,560
whole deal very vividly. This was a big part of

1577
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:41,319
wrestling for me when I was a kid. So uh yeah,

1578
01:18:41,319 --> 01:18:44,000
I was super locked in and Kurd Angle kidnapped Steve

1579
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,640
Austin is so fucking funny, and it leads to like

1580
01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:48,960
the funniest thing ever at the end of the show.

1581
01:18:49,079 --> 01:18:51,840
Speaker 2: I'm the King of the World is like fucking unreal.

1582
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:53,359
Austin is such a goofball.

1583
01:18:54,119 --> 01:18:57,560
Speaker 1: So we go to Matt Hardy and Lita versus Ivory

1584
01:18:57,680 --> 01:18:59,079
and the Hurricane up next.

1585
01:18:59,279 --> 01:19:01,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, we get a little recap of I think last

1586
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:04,199
week on Raw it was Ivory attacked Leada's leg with

1587
01:19:04,279 --> 01:19:06,880
a crow bar and then Matt went to grab her

1588
01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:09,279
from inside the ring as she was outside in ivery

1589
01:19:09,439 --> 01:19:11,960
dex Matt with the crowbar, which led to Hurricane hitting

1590
01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:13,359
the eye of the hurricane. I don't think he has

1591
01:19:13,359 --> 01:19:15,800
a name yet, but Hurricane did win the Intercon Intercon

1592
01:19:16,119 --> 01:19:19,560
European title this way. Uh so that's that brings us

1593
01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:22,760
to this and of course James stand up Beck there's

1594
01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:26,039
a hurricane coming through wanmam.

1595
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:30,039
Speaker 1: Remix. What the fuck?

1596
01:19:30,279 --> 01:19:31,920
Speaker 2: This is crazy, dude.

1597
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:33,560
Speaker 1: I actually liked this theme song a lot.

1598
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:36,520
Speaker 2: It's I mean, it's it's ridiculous. His tron is insane.

1599
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:40,399
It's him flying past Statue of Liberty, Dude.

1600
01:19:40,239 --> 01:19:42,359
Speaker 1: That is so funny. I like all of this. Actually

1601
01:19:42,479 --> 01:19:45,000
like this presentation of the Hurricane too, where it's a

1602
01:19:45,039 --> 01:19:47,760
little more low key Yeah, it was awesome. I liked it.

1603
01:19:48,039 --> 01:19:50,079
Speaker 2: The version of the Hurricane that exists when he fucks

1604
01:19:50,159 --> 01:19:52,800
with the rock is like great too. But like I

1605
01:19:53,119 --> 01:19:56,960
love this, like we're not in on the joke yet.

1606
01:19:57,119 --> 01:20:00,479
Speaker 1: Thing, Like he still felt like a wrestler here. Yeah,

1607
01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:02,800
he feels a lot more like a character, which you know.

1608
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:04,560
I mean, it's over and it works, and I have

1609
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,439
a lot of hard memories with the Hurricane when he

1610
01:20:06,479 --> 01:20:08,760
becomes that character, But he still feels like a wrestler

1611
01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:11,279
that would be wrestling on the show here. And yeah,

1612
01:20:11,279 --> 01:20:12,720
I don't know. There was just something to this. I

1613
01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:14,680
was like, wow, I like this. It felt stripped down,

1614
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:15,880
there's a charm. It was dope.

1615
01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:18,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jr. Said how long you think before you guys

1616
01:20:18,399 --> 01:20:21,720
in the line she get this man from counseling what

1617
01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:23,680
he thinks she's a superhero?

1618
01:20:24,079 --> 01:20:25,079
Speaker 1: Well, well he is.

1619
01:20:25,359 --> 01:20:28,520
Speaker 2: He's the European Champion. Oh she'll being a European Champion

1620
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:30,880
makes you a superhero. Well, if Matt Hardy were to

1621
01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:33,600
win the title, beck I would say he's a superhero.

1622
01:20:36,319 --> 01:20:39,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hurricane is already over. He's got signs, he's got chance.

1623
01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:41,680
I mean that's crazy.

1624
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:44,840
Speaker 2: That's very quick, dude, I mean he they they especially

1625
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:47,039
here on this show, like they want him to win

1626
01:20:47,119 --> 01:20:48,359
this match. He's the fucking heel.

1627
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:50,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we get started here. Matt Hardy cuts himself

1628
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:52,800
off with the moon sawt. I love that him and

1629
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:54,119
Hurricane just went for it here.

1630
01:20:54,399 --> 01:20:56,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you know, I imagine these two have

1631
01:20:56,399 --> 01:20:58,720
wrestled each other fifteen hundred times in the backyard, so.

1632
01:20:59,079 --> 01:21:01,079
Speaker 1: Dude, you're right. I mean, like they were doing the

1633
01:21:01,159 --> 01:21:02,399
Omega deal togain.

1634
01:21:02,119 --> 01:21:03,359
Speaker 2: O Mega represent hell.

1635
01:21:03,439 --> 01:21:06,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lida hits a scorpion death drop for a double down. Here,

1636
01:21:07,399 --> 01:21:09,760
Matt comes in off the hot tag, hits his comeback.

1637
01:21:10,399 --> 01:21:13,159
Ivory comes in, but Lida tackles her. Here we go

1638
01:21:13,319 --> 01:21:17,119
back to Matt Hardy and Hurricane. Matt hits the well.

1639
01:21:17,399 --> 01:21:19,880
He goes for the leg drop on Hurricane. Yes, but

1640
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,479
Perry Saturn runs down and pulls him off the top

1641
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:25,039
to talk. I've never seen that pulls him off the

1642
01:21:25,119 --> 01:21:26,239
top to talk, right.

1643
01:21:26,319 --> 01:21:28,119
Speaker 2: I thought he was gonna like jaw jackham right, like

1644
01:21:28,159 --> 01:21:28,760
give him the hangar.

1645
01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:29,880
Speaker 1: But no.

1646
01:21:30,039 --> 01:21:31,880
Speaker 2: The ref was attractive, of course, because Ivory and Lida

1647
01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:34,800
were fighting in the ring and Perry discusses Matt Hardy

1648
01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:38,039
off the ropes and that leads to Hurricane hitting a

1649
01:21:38,119 --> 01:21:40,840
running kne to Matt from behind and bumps Perry off

1650
01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:42,399
the apron, and then he hits the eye the Hurricane

1651
01:21:42,439 --> 01:21:45,279
on Matt once again to get the win. And then

1652
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:48,560
after the match, Perry Saturn wants to talk to the Hurricane,

1653
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:51,199
of course, because he's like, what the fuck what? He literally,

1654
01:21:51,279 --> 01:21:53,640
what's up with that? And he points with Matt and

1655
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:57,159
Hurricane just offers him handshake and Perry goes to Perry

1656
01:21:57,199 --> 01:21:59,800
takes it and then fucking clothes lines the shit out.

1657
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:02,640
Speaker 1: Of the HR. Dude, come on, dude, don't do this, dude.

1658
01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:06,840
Speaker 2: Belly to belly Hurricane Hurricane rolls out and dude, for okay,

1659
01:22:07,119 --> 01:22:10,479
one thing, Perry Saturn is huge, Yes, dude, he is.

1660
01:22:11,319 --> 01:22:14,399
Speaker 1: He's like the King of Souplex is here. Sorry, daz one.

1661
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:16,960
Speaker 2: The belly to belly was cool, and Perry side looks huge. Two.

1662
01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:20,000
Hurricane is selling on the outside, but he's still holding

1663
01:22:20,039 --> 01:22:22,199
his hands on his hips in the superhero pose as

1664
01:22:22,239 --> 01:22:23,279
he leaves. Dude.

1665
01:22:23,359 --> 01:22:25,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think JR. Even mentions it. He's like, look

1666
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:26,199
he's got the pose.

1667
01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:29,399
Speaker 2: Yeah that is I mean, Hurricane he was going for it, dude,

1668
01:22:29,439 --> 01:22:30,760
he wanted to keep his job.

1669
01:22:31,039 --> 01:22:33,840
Speaker 1: Should have hit this motherfucker with the vertebraker. I wonder

1670
01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:36,359
has he ever talked about that, Like did he come

1671
01:22:36,399 --> 01:22:38,439
to WWF and they were just like, no, fuck away,

1672
01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:39,640
no way, dude.

1673
01:22:40,039 --> 01:22:42,079
Speaker 2: He definitely does it, like I don't know if he

1674
01:22:42,119 --> 01:22:44,359
does it on raw or what the deal was. I

1675
01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:47,079
swear he done it. He did it early, but yeah,

1676
01:22:47,159 --> 01:22:47,640
it had.

1677
01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:47,840
Speaker 1: To have been.

1678
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,600
Speaker 2: They were like, oh, fuck that, like if you want it, like, no,

1679
01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:52,520
top guy's taking that, so you might want to fucking

1680
01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:55,000
figure it out. And he was doing the sugar smack

1681
01:22:55,079 --> 01:22:56,760
right the super Cake can't do that here either.

1682
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:58,680
Speaker 1: Sorry, Yeah, that's just Incredibles deal.

1683
01:22:58,840 --> 01:23:02,520
Speaker 2: That's Landstorm's deal, that's Stephen Richard's deal, that's Shawn Michael's deal.

1684
01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:09,600
You can't do it here, that's deal. Just just not you, buddy,

1685
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:10,239
I'm sorry, just not.

1686
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:12,680
Speaker 1: Just not happening.

1687
01:23:14,399 --> 01:23:15,479
Speaker 2: That's funny as ship.

1688
01:23:19,359 --> 01:23:23,319
Speaker 1: We got backstage here, Christian is staring into space as

1689
01:23:23,479 --> 01:23:25,800
Edge walks up and uh, Edge tries to tell him,

1690
01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:26,800
hey man, you did good tonight.

1691
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,880
Speaker 2: Yeah he's sulking, and uh he says, you give your

1692
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:31,800
best Edge says, you give your best shot and maybe

1693
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:35,079
afternight we can and Landstorm walks up and says, nice

1694
01:23:35,119 --> 01:23:36,039
job loser.

1695
01:23:36,199 --> 01:23:39,039
Speaker 1: Dude, that was so funny. Holy shit, hey man, you

1696
01:23:39,119 --> 01:23:40,600
did good Tonight. Landstorm walks up.

1697
01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:44,199
Speaker 2: Great job loser, dude, he's so his voice is like

1698
01:23:44,439 --> 01:23:47,560
so stern. Nice job loser. You're almost as big of

1699
01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:49,840
a loser as this city. At least you're keeping a

1700
01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:52,720
shriek alive. Toronto lost its bit in the Olympics. You

1701
01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:55,560
lost your match edge. You're gonna make it three for

1702
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:58,000
three when you lose the intercindal title. To me later tonight,

1703
01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:03,680
nothing good ever came out of Toronto. Know this place sucks, dude.

1704
01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:05,039
Speaker 1: You have a great Lance Storm.

1705
01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:10,600
Speaker 2: I mean he's super stern dude. Yeah, Like, you're almost

1706
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:14,760
pick of a loser as this city, he says. Tonight

1707
01:24:15,039 --> 01:24:16,560
and show tonight, you're gonn gonna have to worry about

1708
01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:18,560
any off beeat Shenanigans because I'm gonna straight up kick

1709
01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:22,640
your ass. And Lance says, yeah, we'll see about that.

1710
01:24:25,159 --> 01:24:28,439
Speaker 1: That says, yeah, we will. And Christian is.

1711
01:24:28,399 --> 01:24:31,640
Speaker 2: Still staring into space. He's, uh, he's not too sure.

1712
01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:34,520
Speaker 1: What's the next little disassociating man. I mean everyone goes

1713
01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:34,800
through it.

1714
01:24:35,039 --> 01:24:36,680
Speaker 2: He heard that TNA was about to start, and he

1715
01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:38,359
was thinking about all the things he could do there,

1716
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:40,159
like win the title.

1717
01:24:40,399 --> 01:24:42,359
Speaker 1: Face Serotonin.

1718
01:24:42,640 --> 01:24:45,560
Speaker 2: Holy fuck, I mean listen, come on now, give Serotonin

1719
01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:48,520
some credit. They had my main Kaz, they had my man.

1720
01:24:49,199 --> 01:24:57,319
Speaker 3: Uh, Billy Foves, Johnny Divine, Johnny Divine, Havoc.

1721
01:24:57,439 --> 01:24:59,039
Speaker 2: He was just Havoc. It was just Havoc.

1722
01:24:59,119 --> 01:25:01,439
Speaker 1: Yeah. For some reason, Johnny Divine's name to me was

1723
01:25:01,479 --> 01:25:04,760
Billy Five's for like twenty seconds, player like, I couldn't

1724
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:06,600
think of anybody else but Billy Fives.

1725
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:08,920
Speaker 2: That's so funny, what a good idea theory.

1726
01:25:09,319 --> 01:25:11,680
Speaker 1: We go backstage. Deborah is on the phone trying to

1727
01:25:11,720 --> 01:25:14,640
tell the police what happened. So Stephanie grabs the phone

1728
01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:18,600
and says, okay, listen, Canadian police.

1729
01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:21,359
Speaker 2: Which is how you have to address them here.

1730
01:25:22,199 --> 01:25:24,640
Speaker 1: That is so fucking funny. Holy shit.

1731
01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:27,960
Speaker 2: They should have had a Canadian on the other side,

1732
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:30,920
South Park style with the big bubble heads with the.

1733
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:32,000
Speaker 1: Mouth going up and down.

1734
01:25:32,119 --> 01:25:35,800
Speaker 2: Here, not one Terrence and Philip reference on the show

1735
01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:36,079
at all.

1736
01:25:36,439 --> 01:25:38,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, right, I guess we had to wait

1737
01:25:38,239 --> 01:25:40,399
five more years for them to reference Kenny dying.

1738
01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:43,399
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, oh great, that's fucking great. So Stafa, he says,

1739
01:25:43,399 --> 01:25:45,760
you have to listen carefully. It was a black pickup truck.

1740
01:25:46,039 --> 01:25:48,560
It was a gift for stone Cold Steve Austin. She's

1741
01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:51,119
telling the cops this. His name is stolen Cold Steve Austin.

1742
01:25:51,560 --> 01:25:54,279
Krodangle ambushed Austin from behind and drove away. It was

1743
01:25:54,279 --> 01:25:57,880
a kidnapping. Then somebody says, oh my god, look.

1744
01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:01,079
Speaker 1: It was Rhydo it was Ryder. I swear to god

1745
01:26:01,119 --> 01:26:06,119
it was Rhyana. Oh my god, look I swear it

1746
01:26:06,239 --> 01:26:09,359
was Rhino. It could have not been. My first instinct

1747
01:26:09,520 --> 01:26:12,800
was holy fuck Rhino. Definitely, SA should have said motherfucker's Look.

1748
01:26:15,439 --> 01:26:17,159
They all turn and look at the CRT and it's

1749
01:26:17,239 --> 01:26:20,840
kurd Angle pulling up somewhere. So Kurt that we get there.

1750
01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:23,479
Wait wait, wait, wait wait wait what TV?

1751
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:27,920
Speaker 3: Were they watching? What's happening? They just have the Alliance CRT.

1752
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:31,399
That ship is so fucking this feed.

1753
01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:34,199
Speaker 1: They're looking at the TV and Kurt Angles getting out

1754
01:26:34,199 --> 01:26:36,920
the truck with kidnap Steve Austin. As we're watching the show.

1755
01:26:37,680 --> 01:26:38,359
What the hell?

1756
01:26:39,199 --> 01:26:42,159
Speaker 2: They have the kurd Angle surveillance camera that we now

1757
01:26:42,199 --> 01:26:45,159
get to tap into as well directly on the show. Wow,

1758
01:26:45,399 --> 01:26:48,840
thank you for showing us Like WWF camera people found this.

1759
01:26:49,279 --> 01:26:51,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how they played this off, but

1760
01:26:51,319 --> 01:26:53,960
uh whatever, you know, it doesn't matter. Fuck, it's cool.

1761
01:26:54,119 --> 01:26:55,800
Speaker 2: So Kurt goes to the back of the truck and says,

1762
01:26:56,079 --> 01:26:58,359
actually ride Austin. Hope it wasn't too bumpy for you.

1763
01:26:59,039 --> 01:26:59,159
Speaker 1: Now.

1764
01:26:59,319 --> 01:27:02,159
Speaker 2: Also other question, James, on top of how are we

1765
01:27:02,279 --> 01:27:05,199
seeing this? At what point did Kurt angle stop and

1766
01:27:05,239 --> 01:27:08,199
get out of the truck and blindfold and chained Steve Austin?

1767
01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:11,520
Speaker 1: Well that was just about halfway to where they were going.

1768
01:27:12,079 --> 01:27:15,159
Speaker 2: Or did Austin do that to himself or the stuff

1769
01:27:15,239 --> 01:27:17,319
is in the back, like in the bed of the

1770
01:27:17,359 --> 01:27:19,079
truck and he was rolling around so much that it

1771
01:27:19,159 --> 01:27:20,720
just kind of tangled him up that way.

1772
01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:24,680
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, he's trying to play a game. Oh no,

1773
01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:26,439
holy fuck.

1774
01:27:27,239 --> 01:27:28,880
Speaker 2: So Kurt says that little son you pulled last week

1775
01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:31,039
throwing my gold medals over a bridge. You think I

1776
01:27:31,079 --> 01:27:33,600
could ever forgive you for that? And he's dragging Austin

1777
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:36,000
out of his fucking truck says, you know what, asctounts,

1778
01:27:36,039 --> 01:27:38,479
how you what inspired me to do something special for you?

1779
01:27:39,079 --> 01:27:43,000
Speaker 1: It's over, man, Take the change off. Dude. I love

1780
01:27:43,039 --> 01:27:44,920
that he didn't like cover his mouth or anything. He

1781
01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:46,640
just had his mouth open his eyes.

1782
01:27:46,880 --> 01:27:49,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kurt says, I spent two days here in Toronto

1783
01:27:49,359 --> 01:27:54,199
trying to find the perfect location for you. Holy shit, Kurt, Yeah,

1784
01:27:54,319 --> 01:27:57,399
to find a spot to kill stone cold. What are

1785
01:27:57,439 --> 01:27:59,800
you talking about? He said, I'll show you what I'm

1786
01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:01,920
talking about. He grips Austin up and he drags him

1787
01:28:02,079 --> 01:28:04,279
out the truck. He drags him over to a bridge

1788
01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:07,520
and he takes his blindfolt off and Austin immediately starts panicking.

1789
01:28:07,720 --> 01:28:11,119
Speaker 1: Ah gent.

1790
01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:14,000
Speaker 2: And Chrit says, you see that, Austin.

1791
01:28:14,399 --> 01:28:17,560
Speaker 1: Just think about this. You see that, Austin looks like

1792
01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:19,840
my animal crossing saved on at Austin, look at that

1793
01:28:20,079 --> 01:28:23,319
good river. Huh No, I'm playing Pa GOPI.

1794
01:28:25,039 --> 01:28:27,239
Speaker 2: Kurt says, you think it's funny throw my gold batters

1795
01:28:27,279 --> 01:28:31,560
over a bridge. I'm sorry, Kurt says, what, I'm sorry?

1796
01:28:32,319 --> 01:28:36,800
Speaker 1: What I'm sorry? You hurt me? I'm sorry. He slaps

1797
01:28:36,840 --> 01:28:37,640
the back of his head.

1798
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:41,079
Speaker 2: The crowd laughs out loud at that too. Chris says,

1799
01:28:41,079 --> 01:28:42,840
I'm gonna do the same thing to you. I'm gonna

1800
01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:44,239
do the same thing to you. That you did to

1801
01:28:44,279 --> 01:28:47,239
my gold medals. And he fucking grabs Austin. He's gonna

1802
01:28:47,239 --> 01:28:49,680
throw him over the bridge. He's going to kill stone cold,

1803
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:53,640
and stone cold just as he is about to die, yells.

1804
01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:55,359
Speaker 1: You crazy son of a bitch.

1805
01:28:55,479 --> 01:29:03,399
Speaker 2: Ah, God damn it, Gert Card Okay, got you, bitch.

1806
01:29:04,239 --> 01:29:06,159
Speaker 1: Goddamn stop.

1807
01:29:08,239 --> 01:29:09,039
Speaker 2: And Kurt stops.

1808
01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:11,520
Speaker 1: You don't want to do this. You don't want to

1809
01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:12,960
do this. I promise, I'm.

1810
01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:18,119
Speaker 2: Sorry, and Kurt Kurt stops, and Austin starts to calm down.

1811
01:29:18,199 --> 01:29:19,560
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you.

1812
01:29:20,399 --> 01:29:22,119
Speaker 2: Kurt says, you're absolutely right. I don't want to do this.

1813
01:29:22,199 --> 01:29:25,439
You're right. I don't know what I was thinking. This

1814
01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:29,079
bridge isn't nearly high enough. Let's go for a ride.

1815
01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:35,880
Speaker 4: Whoakurt, you bitch, you fucking motherfucker.

1816
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:43,640
Speaker 2: And he drags him back. You can only hear like

1817
01:29:43,720 --> 01:29:45,520
the clanging of the fucking chains and shit is he

1818
01:29:45,560 --> 01:29:47,039
drags him to the truck because we only look at

1819
01:29:47,079 --> 01:29:49,800
the shot of the bridge, and I guess he is

1820
01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:51,279
taking him somewhere else.

1821
01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:54,560
Speaker 1: Jr. Says, I hope Kurt Angle doesn't do something that

1822
01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:57,680
he will regret for the rest of his natural life.

1823
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:05,399
Speaker 2: What is natural life? Well, Jr. Your friends, stone Cold

1824
01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:06,600
is going to die.

1825
01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:08,800
Speaker 1: Oh no, I hope not.

1826
01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:11,039
Speaker 2: They're going to kill him.

1827
01:30:11,359 --> 01:30:16,079
Speaker 1: Here on raw, we have Lance Storm versus Edge Inner

1828
01:30:16,119 --> 01:30:17,800
Cottineal Championship match here.

1829
01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:19,840
Speaker 2: By the way, just before that they showed the Alliance.

1830
01:30:19,840 --> 01:30:22,920
They were all obviously concerned about Stonecold's kidnapping and what

1831
01:30:23,079 --> 01:30:25,359
was gonna happen to him. And Stephanie's there and she says,

1832
01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:28,359
we are y'all just standing there. Somebody somebody go do

1833
01:30:28,560 --> 01:30:30,560
something and they all rush out of the room. Is

1834
01:30:30,560 --> 01:30:33,399
Stephanie's freaking out? What the fuck are they gonna do? Well,

1835
01:30:33,439 --> 01:30:35,439
they know, I go. You know what, Maybe to your

1836
01:30:35,479 --> 01:30:37,760
point earlier, James, maybe they know where the WF Bridge is.

1837
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:40,279
Speaker 1: Dude, it's the same one. Yeah, they do know where

1838
01:30:40,279 --> 01:30:40,520
it is.

1839
01:30:40,800 --> 01:30:41,439
Speaker 2: They know where to go.

1840
01:30:41,920 --> 01:30:43,960
Speaker 1: So we started this match off here. Edge comes in

1841
01:30:44,039 --> 01:30:46,319
for his entrance. He takes the buckle for his pop

1842
01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:48,760
and lance Storm glombs them from behind.

1843
01:30:49,119 --> 01:30:51,680
Speaker 2: Son of a bitch. This, by the way, good match.

1844
01:30:51,840 --> 01:30:54,359
Speaker 1: I like this match. Lance Storm hits the air pillman

1845
01:30:54,439 --> 01:30:57,000
for a two here. That was good. Storm hits a

1846
01:30:57,079 --> 01:31:00,439
jawbreaker and somebody had like a trumpet or something in

1847
01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:02,399
the crowd. I don't know what that happened, darre I

1848
01:31:02,439 --> 01:31:03,159
don't know what happened.

1849
01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:05,479
Speaker 2: It was the clown under the ring that they squashed.

1850
01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:08,079
Speaker 1: So Edge hits a double line here into a spinning

1851
01:31:08,119 --> 01:31:10,399
heel kick for two. He follows it up with the

1852
01:31:10,479 --> 01:31:11,479
edge of Maatic for a two.

1853
01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:13,119
Speaker 2: The didn't even call it. I don't even I don't

1854
01:31:13,159 --> 01:31:14,319
even know if they called it the edge of Maatic.

1855
01:31:14,319 --> 01:31:15,880
I don't know if that was, like, not an established

1856
01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:18,039
thing yet. But I mean that sticks with them forever.

1857
01:31:18,319 --> 01:31:20,920
Speaker 1: It does, Yeah, it does, And I like the move.

1858
01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:21,359
It's cool.

1859
01:31:21,439 --> 01:31:21,840
Speaker 2: I do too.

1860
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:24,319
Speaker 1: Storm goes for the Stephen kick here, but Edge grabs

1861
01:31:24,399 --> 01:31:24,800
his leg.

1862
01:31:25,359 --> 01:31:27,920
Speaker 2: That's the sugarspack. Fucky, what's the respect over here?

1863
01:31:28,199 --> 01:31:29,039
Speaker 1: That is the Fote kick.

1864
01:31:29,239 --> 01:31:30,840
Speaker 2: That's the goddamn swit shit music.

1865
01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:32,880
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, that's one half of X Marks

1866
01:31:32,920 --> 01:31:33,279
the Spot.

1867
01:31:33,520 --> 01:31:36,079
Speaker 2: Oh my god, nobody knows what that is. Nobody knows

1868
01:31:36,159 --> 01:31:36,560
what that is.

1869
01:31:36,840 --> 01:31:38,560
Speaker 1: Somebody knows the X marks the Spot is.

1870
01:31:38,640 --> 01:31:40,640
Speaker 2: Come on, somehow I knew what it was, which is

1871
01:31:40,720 --> 01:31:41,960
really I mean, that's pathetic.

1872
01:31:42,319 --> 01:31:44,640
Speaker 1: Edge goes for the educution here, but Lance Storm chop

1873
01:31:44,760 --> 01:31:46,600
blocks him and locks in a single leg crab.

1874
01:31:47,039 --> 01:31:50,119
Speaker 2: This combo is a main event combo. This is a

1875
01:31:50,199 --> 01:31:54,159
fucking finished chop block single leg crab. This is where

1876
01:31:54,279 --> 01:31:55,600
champions are fucking made.

1877
01:31:55,840 --> 01:31:57,600
Speaker 1: That'll win you a couple of titles somewhere.

1878
01:31:57,840 --> 01:31:59,920
Speaker 2: God damn yes it will, Yes, it will.

1879
01:32:00,399 --> 01:32:02,359
Speaker 1: Edge makes it to the ropes here he's able to

1880
01:32:02,560 --> 01:32:05,119
roll Lance Storm up quickly and picks up the wind.

1881
01:32:05,479 --> 01:32:08,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean cool pin a little flashpin. I don't

1882
01:32:08,199 --> 01:32:11,439
know because this is actually like the same exact finish

1883
01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:13,199
of the next match as well, So I don't know

1884
01:32:13,399 --> 01:32:15,279
if maybe they didn't talk or one of these got

1885
01:32:15,359 --> 01:32:17,239
cut short and they had to kind of do something,

1886
01:32:17,319 --> 01:32:19,600
but I like this finish. He was sucking his leg up,

1887
01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:22,600
his leg was obviously like shit, and he had to

1888
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:24,319
do what he could to get a pinfall.

1889
01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:28,359
Speaker 1: Storm immediately drop kicks Edges leg and grass chair sick,

1890
01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:30,560
fuck you and Toronto buddy.

1891
01:32:30,479 --> 01:32:33,119
Speaker 2: Yeah get fucked, and he's about to kill him until

1892
01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:36,439
Christian runs down with a chair to save his brudda,

1893
01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:39,600
And you know they just made amends, so Christian is

1894
01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:41,680
here to save him. Edge gets to his feet and

1895
01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:44,720
Christian checks on him, and they hug and Christian goes

1896
01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:47,199
and he grabs a trophy for Edge. And he gives

1897
01:32:47,239 --> 01:32:49,640
it back to him in a nice moment here and Edges,

1898
01:32:49,680 --> 01:32:52,880
you know, obviously hurting with his leg and boy, oh boy,

1899
01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:57,279
Christian hits him so hard in the head with this chair.

1900
01:32:57,880 --> 01:32:59,600
What a goddamn shot.

1901
01:33:00,279 --> 01:33:03,439
Speaker 1: Has betrayed his own flesh and blood. That's his brother.

1902
01:33:03,880 --> 01:33:06,479
What the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with you?

1903
01:33:07,319 --> 01:33:09,920
You're not the kick of the ring. You're a brone.

1904
01:33:14,159 --> 01:33:16,000
What are you doing. You're killing a hot act.

1905
01:33:16,399 --> 01:33:18,600
Speaker 2: You're killing a hot act, you fucking idiot.

1906
01:33:18,960 --> 01:33:21,159
Speaker 1: He's in a SmackDown six and you or not. Get

1907
01:33:21,199 --> 01:33:24,199
out of the ring. Go to Chne, go to GNI.

1908
01:33:24,399 --> 01:33:28,279
Speaker 2: Now, dude, Christian nails him with his chair.

1909
01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:30,640
Speaker 1: He does, man, great shot. I mean you had to

1910
01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:32,840
lay it in there, yes, because it's a big angle

1911
01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:35,439
with a big pivot point here. Had to go for it.

1912
01:33:35,640 --> 01:33:38,520
Speaker 2: Christian grabs a trophy and eels. He says, you did

1913
01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:41,079
this to me. He's already blaming Edge for him, turning

1914
01:33:41,119 --> 01:33:44,000
on Edge. He picks up the trophy, he kisses it,

1915
01:33:44,039 --> 01:33:46,720
and he throws it on Edge's stomach, and then we

1916
01:33:46,920 --> 01:33:52,640
see the one man concerto. Great visual they cut this great,

1917
01:33:53,199 --> 01:33:58,079
made a cool sound. Crowd goes ho shit, he killed

1918
01:33:58,239 --> 01:34:01,439
Edge here. This is awesome, great fucking job here, dude.

1919
01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:04,800
Speaker 1: I love the one man Concerto me too. I'm also

1920
01:34:04,880 --> 01:34:08,000
an advocate here that the one man Concerto should take

1921
01:34:08,079 --> 01:34:10,399
you out for a substantial amount of time.

1922
01:34:10,680 --> 01:34:14,079
Speaker 2: I think I don't know why they didn't. The one

1923
01:34:14,119 --> 01:34:17,000
man Concerto should have been as like you're dead as

1924
01:34:17,079 --> 01:34:17,840
the Orton punt.

1925
01:34:18,039 --> 01:34:21,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, this is like when I saw this growing up,

1926
01:34:21,840 --> 01:34:24,439
I thought he died. I legit thought he killed it.

1927
01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:27,600
Speaker 2: It's insane. It's an insane fucking move. Like the the

1928
01:34:27,680 --> 01:34:31,800
concerto alone is crazy, right, but this you are getting

1929
01:34:32,119 --> 01:34:37,600
your head smashed into smithereens. This is disgusting. This should

1930
01:34:37,680 --> 01:34:38,399
be a kill move.

1931
01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:40,920
Speaker 1: Even if you're not out for a substantial amount of time,

1932
01:34:40,960 --> 01:34:44,520
there should be some like character withdrawal. There should be

1933
01:34:44,640 --> 01:34:47,680
something that happens where like your character now has taken

1934
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:51,039
like a beating and needs time to figure out what's next.

1935
01:34:51,239 --> 01:34:51,920
It's insane.

1936
01:34:52,439 --> 01:34:55,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a killer fucking move, man, I love it.

1937
01:34:56,720 --> 01:34:58,560
I love this whole turn. I was super excited we

1938
01:34:58,640 --> 01:35:00,119
got to see this turn here. Actually I didn't know

1939
01:35:00,199 --> 01:35:02,359
that this was this episode. By the way, I do

1940
01:35:02,479 --> 01:35:04,760
want to know by the way. They kept multiple times

1941
01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:07,840
saying when he was doing stuff, Jr. Was like, well,

1942
01:35:08,079 --> 01:35:11,279
this mestro is a madman. Where did this meistro thing

1943
01:35:11,319 --> 01:35:13,279
come from? Is that from the concerto thing?

1944
01:35:13,680 --> 01:35:14,720
Speaker 1: Oh? I have no idea.

1945
01:35:15,079 --> 01:35:17,279
Speaker 2: And then well I was like, meestro, because then he

1946
01:35:17,359 --> 01:35:19,960
gets the theme that he gets. I didn't know if

1947
01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:22,199
that came from this or like where this whole deal?

1948
01:35:22,279 --> 01:35:23,760
But the Meestro thing, I didn't know if there was

1949
01:35:23,800 --> 01:35:24,600
something I was missing.

1950
01:35:24,880 --> 01:35:27,319
Speaker 1: Well, we know he's got that theme song coming. So

1951
01:35:27,479 --> 01:35:28,439
he's the my stro.

1952
01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:34,319
Speaker 2: Now, oh man, we shine the Maestro. That's the Mystro.

1953
01:35:37,079 --> 01:35:39,319
The Maestro had quite a run in WSW.

1954
01:35:39,560 --> 01:35:42,640
Speaker 1: You know, I don't watch that product. They fired me.

1955
01:35:44,399 --> 01:35:44,560
You know.

1956
01:35:44,680 --> 01:35:48,479
Speaker 2: He was also gorgeous George. Holy fuck, there really was

1957
01:35:48,520 --> 01:35:49,680
a lot of gorgeous George is.

1958
01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:53,079
Speaker 1: What the fuck? And now we have the main event

1959
01:35:53,199 --> 01:35:57,199
of the night, rv D and Rhino versus Jeff Hardy

1960
01:35:57,319 --> 01:36:00,520
and Chris Jericho. So RVD comes up here with the

1961
01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:04,039
hardcore title, Oh my god, looks awesome. He's the man.

1962
01:36:04,119 --> 01:36:05,119
I love this singlet.

1963
01:36:05,279 --> 01:36:07,119
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, he is so fucking cool. Man.

1964
01:36:07,359 --> 01:36:09,279
Speaker 1: It's got the bones on it. Man, This shit is

1965
01:36:09,359 --> 01:36:09,840
so cool.

1966
01:36:10,279 --> 01:36:12,720
Speaker 2: So here we see that two weeks ago, RVD and

1967
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:15,159
Jeff had a return match. That's a term they're using

1968
01:36:15,199 --> 01:36:17,079
a lot here, by the way, return match, which I like.

1969
01:36:17,319 --> 01:36:19,079
I don't know when this stops being used, but I

1970
01:36:19,239 --> 01:36:21,199
did enjoy that. So they had a return match with

1971
01:36:21,199 --> 01:36:25,000
the Hardcore title on SmackDown and Jeff on the top

1972
01:36:25,039 --> 01:36:27,439
of a ladder outside the ring went to Swanton. Rvady

1973
01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:30,600
throw a table. Rready moved and Jeff died, and that's

1974
01:36:30,640 --> 01:36:33,279
why he was gone for two weeks, which I thought

1975
01:36:33,359 --> 01:36:35,239
was cool. I like that, but there's a chance he

1976
01:36:35,319 --> 01:36:38,279
also was like shoot banged up, so you know, uh,

1977
01:36:38,399 --> 01:36:40,840
but this is Jeff's return against doctors' orders.

1978
01:36:40,920 --> 01:36:44,680
Speaker 1: James, dude, he missed the Swan time bomb and like

1979
01:36:45,439 --> 01:36:49,119
the table blew to smithereens it gets obliterated.

1980
01:36:49,239 --> 01:36:51,079
Speaker 2: This like it might as well. He just went right

1981
01:36:51,119 --> 01:36:51,600
to the floor.

1982
01:36:51,800 --> 01:36:54,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, he jumps off the top of this fucking ladder

1983
01:36:54,800 --> 01:36:57,520
and like, no one's hold him the fucking ladder or anything.

1984
01:36:57,560 --> 01:37:00,600
It's shaken all over the place. No, he just takes

1985
01:37:00,760 --> 01:37:03,760
one table and blows it to smitherly. One.

1986
01:37:03,880 --> 01:37:06,239
Speaker 2: It wasn't like a double table setup or anything yet.

1987
01:37:06,359 --> 01:37:10,479
One table and it splits and I'm like, it's insane,

1988
01:37:10,640 --> 01:37:13,560
like it had. I don't know how this guy is alive.

1989
01:37:13,640 --> 01:37:14,399
I'll be honest with you.

1990
01:37:14,720 --> 01:37:16,239
Speaker 1: It was so fucking awesome though.

1991
01:37:16,359 --> 01:37:19,520
Speaker 2: It was cool as fuck, dude, Like it's so fucking sick.

1992
01:37:19,720 --> 01:37:22,359
Speaker 1: Yeah. They have a great shot of Jericho's entrance here

1993
01:37:22,399 --> 01:37:24,159
that goes from him on the tron down to him

1994
01:37:24,199 --> 01:37:26,279
on the stage. They timed that up very well.

1995
01:37:26,479 --> 01:37:28,840
Speaker 2: I love that. I also like Jerco shirt here, the

1996
01:37:29,079 --> 01:37:31,199
Y two J in the barb wire That was cool.

1997
01:37:31,319 --> 01:37:33,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got the purple barbed wire pants on two

1998
01:37:33,960 --> 01:37:36,760
very cool RVD and Jericho start off with the International.

1999
01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:40,359
That leads to an inzigiary from Jericho. Earl Hebner's the

2000
01:37:40,399 --> 01:37:42,239
referee and they're chanting, you screwed Brett.

2001
01:37:42,399 --> 01:37:45,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, see you are way more locked

2002
01:37:45,039 --> 01:37:47,079
in with this Canada shit. Dude, I knew that you

2003
01:37:47,159 --> 01:37:48,760
screwed Brent, and I was like, oh, okay, they just

2004
01:37:48,800 --> 01:37:51,279
want to get their Brett shit off. I wasn't even

2005
01:37:51,319 --> 01:37:52,239
thinking about Earl Hebner.

2006
01:37:52,359 --> 01:37:58,000
Speaker 1: That makes I do it again. Screw your mother too.

2007
01:38:00,199 --> 01:38:01,680
Speaker 2: He should have turned him and gave him a little

2008
01:38:01,720 --> 01:38:05,439
fuck you, cronch chops fucking.

2009
01:38:05,800 --> 01:38:09,800
Speaker 1: Jeff Hardy pulls RVD off the second and screams, tarrone

2010
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:14,520
tone does the leg drop between the legs, big fucking pomp.

2011
01:38:14,840 --> 01:38:20,039
Jeff Hardy hits a swanton on RVD and fucking crushes him.

2012
01:38:20,159 --> 01:38:23,359
I mean, oh my da god, he crunched the shit

2013
01:38:23,439 --> 01:38:23,920
out of him.

2014
01:38:23,960 --> 01:38:24,119
Speaker 3: Here.

2015
01:38:24,359 --> 01:38:26,079
Speaker 2: I mean we're still on the ra where Jeff is,

2016
01:38:26,239 --> 01:38:28,680
you know, full sending that too, and he lands all

2017
01:38:28,800 --> 01:38:31,520
on him and I like that he did like the RVD.

2018
01:38:32,079 --> 01:38:33,079
Oh shit, that hurt me.

2019
01:38:33,279 --> 01:38:36,279
Speaker 1: So yeah, they get a double down out of it, actually.

2020
01:38:36,199 --> 01:38:38,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, wow, this is really early

2021
01:38:38,359 --> 01:38:39,560
on to be doing that. But I was like, okay,

2022
01:38:39,600 --> 01:38:42,479
there is more here. And then Rhino fucking gives him

2023
01:38:42,479 --> 01:38:43,960
the old souplex onto the ropes.

2024
01:38:44,279 --> 01:38:46,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rhino comes in, he hits Jeff with the belly

2025
01:38:46,520 --> 01:38:49,000
to belly. He sets up for the gore. Here he

2026
01:38:49,119 --> 01:38:52,279
goes for the gore, but Jeff Hardy falls and Rhino

2027
01:38:52,439 --> 01:38:55,199
eats the buckle. They have a great camera shoy here.

2028
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:58,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, he eats it crazy. I like Jeff dropping down,

2029
01:38:58,840 --> 01:39:01,239
like the timing list is really well. And then we

2030
01:39:01,279 --> 01:39:04,520
get a double tag out and Jericho house a fire.

2031
01:39:04,840 --> 01:39:07,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. RVD comes in, Jericho rolls him through into the

2032
01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:11,680
walls of Jericho here. I love that. Yeah, every time

2033
01:39:11,760 --> 01:39:13,560
he does it, especially in this area, it's always just

2034
01:39:13,640 --> 01:39:14,039
so cool.

2035
01:39:14,159 --> 01:39:15,760
Speaker 2: It was what like rvdy going for like a kitchen

2036
01:39:15,800 --> 01:39:17,840
sink and he kind of like rolls through as if

2037
01:39:17,880 --> 01:39:20,479
he's going for like a schoolboy, but he gets him

2038
01:39:20,479 --> 01:39:22,359
in the walls. Yeah, that's fucking so awesome.

2039
01:39:22,680 --> 01:39:25,560
Speaker 1: Rhino gets on the apron, Jericho hits the triangle dropkick

2040
01:39:25,640 --> 01:39:28,039
to send him to the floor. Yes, he tells Jeff Hardy,

2041
01:39:28,079 --> 01:39:32,720
come on, so Chris, Jericho shits down on all fours here.

2042
01:39:33,159 --> 01:39:36,960
Jeff Hardy runs, he jumps off Jericho's bag. Oh my god,

2043
01:39:37,039 --> 01:39:39,399
and I swear to god. He almost crashes and burns,

2044
01:39:39,760 --> 01:39:42,119
but he gets over the ropes and he lands on Rhino.

2045
01:39:42,319 --> 01:39:43,439
Fantastic shot.

2046
01:39:43,680 --> 01:39:46,279
Speaker 2: It's like he got too much air and he was

2047
01:39:46,359 --> 01:39:50,239
like getting lost and landed like he lands like he

2048
01:39:50,439 --> 01:39:53,600
jumps forward and lands back first on Rhino. I don't

2049
01:39:53,640 --> 01:39:56,439
know how to explain this. It's a crazy visual RVD.

2050
01:39:56,560 --> 01:39:58,840
Speaker 1: In the ring follows up, he hits the rolling lightning

2051
01:39:59,199 --> 01:39:59,920
the handstand moon.

2052
01:40:00,720 --> 01:40:02,399
Speaker 2: Yes, I forgot that's what that name was called. That

2053
01:40:02,520 --> 01:40:04,319
move is called that is what I want to sick name.

2054
01:40:04,640 --> 01:40:07,319
Speaker 1: Jericho rolls RVD through with a victory roll and he

2055
01:40:07,399 --> 01:40:09,600
picks up the win. Yeah. I this kind of came

2056
01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:11,479
out of nowhere. I don't know if this was again

2057
01:40:11,600 --> 01:40:15,159
like a time thing. They needed more time for Devra

2058
01:40:15,359 --> 01:40:17,720
later in the ending town hall.

2059
01:40:17,920 --> 01:40:21,000
Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, so there might be credence to that, and

2060
01:40:21,119 --> 01:40:23,039
I'll explain once we get to the rest of the

2061
01:40:23,119 --> 01:40:27,399
other because there is an explanation for the events that

2062
01:40:28,199 --> 01:40:30,720
happened there. But yeah, RVDY or sorry, Jericho gets to

2063
01:40:30,760 --> 01:40:33,319
roll through and gets the win. Fun match. I love

2064
01:40:33,520 --> 01:40:36,680
all four of these guys. I can't say enough how

2065
01:40:36,760 --> 01:40:39,640
much I think Rhino also should have got more in

2066
01:40:39,840 --> 01:40:44,920
WWF WWE. I thought he was fucking awesome, But them's

2067
01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:47,199
the breaks I did like him in TNA, so I'll

2068
01:40:47,239 --> 01:40:47,479
take that.

2069
01:40:47,840 --> 01:40:51,439
Speaker 1: We go backstage. Kurt Angle now has Steve Austin on

2070
01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:52,760
a huge bridge.

2071
01:40:54,439 --> 01:40:58,479
Speaker 2: He's walking Austin, who is blindfolded and chained up across

2072
01:40:58,600 --> 01:41:01,600
a sidewalk, and Kurt says, I should have went with

2073
01:41:01,680 --> 01:41:03,840
my gut instincts. You're not so tough now are you.

2074
01:41:04,239 --> 01:41:06,079
Let me show you what I'm talking about. Austin, and

2075
01:41:06,199 --> 01:41:08,039
of course, once again, he takes a blind hole off,

2076
01:41:08,239 --> 01:41:10,319
and now Stone Cold is staring over an even higher

2077
01:41:10,359 --> 01:41:11,560
bridge and he's going to die.

2078
01:41:13,079 --> 01:41:14,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, this reminds him of the Rock. Throw him over,

2079
01:41:15,800 --> 01:41:18,560
go to Hell. I've been here before. Cart I don't

2080
01:41:18,560 --> 01:41:20,319
want to go to hell. I don't want to. Why

2081
01:41:20,399 --> 01:41:23,560
he was so scared like this is like the only

2082
01:41:23,720 --> 01:41:25,800
person that would be super scared of this, because like

2083
01:41:25,920 --> 01:41:27,640
other people would be like, no way, Kerdigle was gonna

2084
01:41:27,680 --> 01:41:29,960
do this, but I'm sure Stone Cold felt the Rock

2085
01:41:30,039 --> 01:41:30,640
wasn't gonna do it.

2086
01:41:30,680 --> 01:41:34,560
Speaker 3: Either, TSD Yeah right, yeah shit. So he takes the

2087
01:41:34,600 --> 01:41:36,159
blindfold off and all that shit, and Kurt says, I

2088
01:41:36,199 --> 01:41:37,520
got you. You ain't going anywhere.

2089
01:41:37,680 --> 01:41:37,960
Speaker 1: Wooh.

2090
01:41:38,760 --> 01:41:41,399
Speaker 2: He's like teasing throwing him over, and he says, don't worry,

2091
01:41:41,399 --> 01:41:43,479
You're not going over, not just yet. Look at that

2092
01:41:43,600 --> 01:41:46,640
two hundred feet I imagine what that's gonna feel like.

2093
01:41:47,279 --> 01:41:50,680
And Austin says, cart Card, if that's just about the

2094
01:41:50,720 --> 01:41:52,640
gold medals, I'll go back and get him.

2095
01:41:54,640 --> 01:41:57,000
Speaker 1: Take the change off. I'll go and get him. I'm

2096
01:41:57,039 --> 01:41:57,600
so sorry.

2097
01:41:57,920 --> 01:41:59,520
Speaker 2: I didn't want to do it in the first place.

2098
01:42:00,119 --> 01:42:02,720
And Kurt throws a fake throwing him over, and also going, oh,

2099
01:42:02,760 --> 01:42:08,199
I got your metals back, I'll get him back. Kurtz says,

2100
01:42:08,239 --> 01:42:09,720
you know what, Austin, I think it's too late for that.

2101
01:42:10,479 --> 01:42:12,680
They say, your life flashes before your eyes the second

2102
01:42:12,720 --> 01:42:16,640
before you die. And you know what, Austin, You're You're

2103
01:42:16,680 --> 01:42:19,239
not gonna throw me. Oh no, I'm not gonna throw

2104
01:42:19,319 --> 01:42:21,800
you over. But I'll tell you what. I'm gonna give

2105
01:42:21,800 --> 01:42:23,640
you a couple of minutes to think about it. And

2106
01:42:23,760 --> 01:42:26,119
he puts the blindfold back on. I want you to

2107
01:42:26,199 --> 01:42:29,039
think about begging. I want you to beg you know what.

2108
01:42:29,159 --> 01:42:31,479
I want you to think about crying. Oh yeah, I

2109
01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:34,199
want you to think about crying, Austin. And if you don't,

2110
01:42:34,920 --> 01:42:37,319
I'm gonna throw you over faster then you threw my

2111
01:42:37,439 --> 01:42:41,119
gold medals went over last week. Oh it's true. This time,

2112
01:42:41,960 --> 01:42:46,239
the truth's gonna hurt. So we're watching a man live

2113
01:42:46,319 --> 01:42:49,960
on TV threatened to kill another man via throwing him

2114
01:42:49,960 --> 01:42:53,039
over the bridge. No cops called the well, I guess

2115
01:42:53,079 --> 01:42:55,960
the cops were called. The cops don't care. The cops

2116
01:42:56,039 --> 01:42:57,600
do not give a fuck about the situation.

2117
01:42:58,239 --> 01:43:00,600
Speaker 1: We got back to the ring. Oh my god, and

2118
01:43:00,760 --> 01:43:04,000
now it's time oh my god, for the Deborah town hall.

2119
01:43:04,479 --> 01:43:06,640
Speaker 2: You know how I was talking earlier about how the

2120
01:43:06,720 --> 01:43:10,319
truck thing was weird. I thought they were trying to

2121
01:43:10,520 --> 01:43:13,720
just do that again because this is bad.

2122
01:43:14,199 --> 01:43:17,520
Speaker 1: Okay, let me talk about this real quickly. So my

2123
01:43:17,640 --> 01:43:20,960
first thought was, Wow, they did not give her any

2124
01:43:21,000 --> 01:43:23,600
fucking lines here. This is crazy, dude, Like they didn't

2125
01:43:23,640 --> 01:43:25,840
tell her to do anything. They had no idea what

2126
01:43:25,960 --> 01:43:27,960
to tell her. I thought it was a rib or

2127
01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:28,680
something like a rib.

2128
01:43:28,880 --> 01:43:31,319
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, like they threw her to the wolves, like

2129
01:43:31,399 --> 01:43:34,880
Austin is not there or whatever, and they're like fucking

2130
01:43:35,000 --> 01:43:36,479
They're like, oh, that's like rib Deborah.

2131
01:43:36,800 --> 01:43:39,960
Speaker 1: My second thought here was Okay, they're trying to eat

2132
01:43:40,039 --> 01:43:42,680
up as much time as possible so people will tune

2133
01:43:42,720 --> 01:43:44,199
in to see what happens here.

2134
01:43:44,520 --> 01:43:48,319
Speaker 2: I thought, okay, So my third list of things here

2135
01:43:48,439 --> 01:43:51,439
I was like, Okay, whatever they're doing with Kurt and Austin,

2136
01:43:52,079 --> 01:43:54,760
they have not set up yet, Like something went wrong

2137
01:43:55,239 --> 01:43:57,720
and they are stalling for time because Austin and Kurt

2138
01:43:57,760 --> 01:43:58,279
aren't ready.

2139
01:43:58,359 --> 01:43:59,399
Speaker 1: They don't have enough water.

2140
01:44:02,520 --> 01:44:04,760
Speaker 2: They are trying to figure out the kiddie pool and

2141
01:44:04,840 --> 01:44:07,199
they just can't figure it out. That's what I was

2142
01:44:07,239 --> 01:44:10,760
thinking so, and I will explain what happens as well

2143
01:44:10,960 --> 01:44:12,800
once we'll get to the end here. So we're in

2144
01:44:12,880 --> 01:44:15,800
the arena. Debra's in the ring and she's pleading. She says, Kurt,

2145
01:44:16,239 --> 01:44:18,960
if you can hear me, I'm bagging you. Please, please

2146
01:44:18,960 --> 01:44:21,479
don't throw Steve over that two hundred foot bridge. And

2147
01:44:21,560 --> 01:44:24,760
I know Steve hasn't been nice to you. He just

2148
01:44:24,840 --> 01:44:27,479
threw your medals over the bridge. They could be replaced,

2149
01:44:27,520 --> 01:44:30,640
but Steve can't be which is a great line, by

2150
01:44:30,680 --> 01:44:32,079
the way, I will give her that this is a

2151
01:44:32,119 --> 01:44:34,000
great line. And this actually wouldn't have been so bad

2152
01:44:34,359 --> 01:44:38,680
if they didn't fuck this up. Please, she's pleading, and

2153
01:44:38,800 --> 01:44:42,800
then there's like you can hear rustling on the headset

2154
01:44:42,800 --> 01:44:46,840
and jarishs, oh, well, I guess Paul's going up there. Okay,

2155
01:44:47,479 --> 01:44:49,840
Haymon goes onto the apron and he's telling her to

2156
01:44:49,920 --> 01:44:52,520
calm down, and he tells her to calm down for

2157
01:44:52,640 --> 01:44:57,439
a really long time, and I'm like, Okay, Hayman's gonna

2158
01:44:57,479 --> 01:45:01,000
do like a pep talk for Deborah. And he has

2159
01:45:01,079 --> 01:45:03,479
a phone, because of course he does. He's poly dangerously

2160
01:45:04,920 --> 01:45:08,359
and it's a it's like a really awkward amount of time,

2161
01:45:08,399 --> 01:45:10,520
and I'm like, Okay, whatever the fuck is going on here?

2162
01:45:10,520 --> 01:45:13,319
They're trying to figure something out. Hayman now has a mic.

2163
01:45:13,399 --> 01:45:15,359
He takes the mic from Deborah and he says, do

2164
01:45:15,479 --> 01:45:20,279
you see the mic stops working? We're a wide shot

2165
01:45:20,720 --> 01:45:26,920
facing the tron forever, like for a super long, like

2166
01:45:27,239 --> 01:45:32,239
for so long that Jr. Explains the entire arc of

2167
01:45:32,439 --> 01:45:36,720
this angle and what's happened tonight on commentary.

2168
01:45:36,479 --> 01:45:38,720
Speaker 1: The long angle shot caught me off guard.

2169
01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:43,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's forever, dude, like one still shot forever,

2170
01:45:44,119 --> 01:45:44,920
no one talking.

2171
01:45:45,399 --> 01:45:48,399
Speaker 1: JR. Trying to fucking get through this angle. On the mic.

2172
01:45:49,159 --> 01:45:52,760
Speaker 2: You can now see Lillian Lillian Garcia, the ring anouncer,

2173
01:45:52,840 --> 01:45:55,960
go over to Hayman and give him another mic, which

2174
01:45:56,199 --> 01:46:00,479
isn't working. Then a producer walks up up to them

2175
01:46:01,119 --> 01:46:04,359
and they're just all talking, and the crowd's like, what

2176
01:46:04,560 --> 01:46:09,960
the fuck boo boo? Right, Yeah, I don't have I've

2177
01:46:10,039 --> 01:46:11,840
never seen something like this on WWF.

2178
01:46:12,119 --> 01:46:14,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, it goes to the commercial and comes back

2179
01:46:14,039 --> 01:46:16,279
and they do the segment over again entirely, So I

2180
01:46:16,439 --> 01:46:20,600
wonder like, yeah, I wonder like if they were just like, oh,

2181
01:46:20,720 --> 01:46:22,920
we fuck that up, let's try it again, or oh,

2182
01:46:23,000 --> 01:46:24,800
we have more time than we thought something like that.

2183
01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:28,039
Speaker 2: You know, right, So dude, yeah, you're right. So Hayman

2184
01:46:28,119 --> 01:46:30,239
does have a new mic here before the commercial break,

2185
01:46:30,520 --> 01:46:32,880
and he starts going off. He says, first of all,

2186
01:46:32,960 --> 01:46:38,840
shut the hell off, you sick Canadians. This woman is

2187
01:46:38,920 --> 01:46:42,680
distraught and you're standing there chanting. Now, each and every

2188
01:46:42,720 --> 01:46:46,119
one of you are gonna show Deborah the respect she deserves.

2189
01:46:46,520 --> 01:46:48,960
Or I'm personally gonna teach each and every one of

2190
01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:51,640
you a lesson. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kick

2191
01:46:51,680 --> 01:46:56,119
the fucking shit out of all you. And if one

2192
01:46:56,239 --> 01:46:59,479
more person shows sympathy for turd Angle, you're gonna have

2193
01:46:59,560 --> 01:47:04,800
a problem with the Alliance. Shut up, shut up now.

2194
01:47:07,000 --> 01:47:09,840
Speaker 3: And then we go to commercial and yes, James says,

2195
01:47:10,359 --> 01:47:14,399
we come back. Deborah legit does the entire promo over.

2196
01:47:14,920 --> 01:47:17,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she does do the whole promo over like,

2197
01:47:17,239 --> 01:47:19,720
she literally does it almost word for a word. Yeah,

2198
01:47:19,840 --> 01:47:22,359
please don't throw Steve off that two hundred foot cliff.

2199
01:47:22,640 --> 01:47:26,079
Speaker 2: Yeah you can't replace him, Yeah right, he's he's you know,

2200
01:47:26,119 --> 01:47:28,359
you can replace your metals and you can't replace him.

2201
01:47:29,039 --> 01:47:29,079
Speaker 3: No.

2202
01:47:29,239 --> 01:47:32,079
Speaker 2: Yo, Yeah, I heard this, Deborah, What the fuck, Kurt,

2203
01:47:32,199 --> 01:47:32,439
I know.

2204
01:47:32,520 --> 01:47:35,000
Speaker 1: You think he's a piece of trash. Wait a minute

2205
01:47:35,119 --> 01:47:38,079
on on what what what she said about me?

2206
01:47:40,840 --> 01:47:42,800
Speaker 2: I know everyone hates stone Cold and they want him

2207
01:47:42,840 --> 01:47:46,479
to die. Hey, what is a real second? What the

2208
01:47:46,520 --> 01:47:46,880
hell's on?

2209
01:47:47,159 --> 01:47:48,760
Speaker 1: Heeople really think that?

2210
01:47:52,399 --> 01:47:55,399
Speaker 2: So then the show on the tron, Kurt is standing

2211
01:47:55,680 --> 01:47:58,359
so close to Austin's face, He is so close to

2212
01:47:58,479 --> 01:48:02,039
his face with Austin unfolded, and then we just shut

2213
01:48:02,199 --> 01:48:05,279
Devra's feed off. We don't even hear her anymore.

2214
01:48:05,640 --> 01:48:09,279
Speaker 1: No, all yeah, So.

2215
01:48:09,439 --> 01:48:11,439
Speaker 2: Kurt is standing there in front of Austin. He says,

2216
01:48:11,439 --> 01:48:14,159
all right, you had enough time to think about it. Now,

2217
01:48:14,239 --> 01:48:16,880
let's hear it. Beg for me, and Austin kind of

2218
01:48:16,880 --> 01:48:21,760
slowly shakes his head. Come on, Austin, beg. I'm sorry,

2219
01:48:22,159 --> 01:48:26,760
I'm sorry, it's all it's all big misunderstanding. I didn't

2220
01:48:26,760 --> 01:48:30,640
mean to steal what. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to

2221
01:48:30,720 --> 01:48:33,760
take your gold medals. I know they mean more to you.

2222
01:48:34,520 --> 01:48:36,720
What I know they mean more to you than anything

2223
01:48:36,720 --> 01:48:39,680
to Worre. I'm so sorry, Kurt says, since you're being

2224
01:48:39,800 --> 01:48:42,600
so pathetic, you're so pathetic and begging, I want you

2225
01:48:42,680 --> 01:48:49,800
to cry, cry for me, Austin, come on, I can't cry. Cry, Austin,

2226
01:48:50,079 --> 01:48:55,279
I can't cry. Kurt grabs his face and Austin says,

2227
01:48:55,279 --> 01:49:05,079
A right, I'll cry. H curtis.

2228
01:49:06,600 --> 01:49:13,640
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, go on and cry. I'm sorry he is

2229
01:49:13,760 --> 01:49:14,079
a person.

2230
01:49:14,199 --> 01:49:15,079
Speaker 2: Fucking cry like this?

2231
01:49:17,039 --> 01:49:21,640
Speaker 1: A jackass the best one. Holy shit, I didn't need

2232
01:49:21,680 --> 01:49:23,920
a fish off I should have done.

2233
01:49:23,960 --> 01:49:33,520
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm such a jacks what Ritzay, hey, listen,

2234
01:49:33,560 --> 01:49:37,119
I'll tell you what Austin. You are really pathetic. But

2235
01:49:37,199 --> 01:49:39,359
there's one thing I want more than anything, even more

2236
01:49:39,399 --> 01:49:42,319
than my Olympic gold medals. I want a return match

2237
01:49:42,600 --> 01:49:44,680
for the WBF title. There it is again, return match.

2238
01:49:44,680 --> 01:49:45,039
I like that.

2239
01:49:46,159 --> 01:49:47,600
Speaker 1: You got it, you got it?

2240
01:49:48,439 --> 01:49:49,600
Speaker 2: What you want?

2241
01:49:49,640 --> 01:49:50,560
Speaker 1: Ever tourn he got it?

2242
01:49:51,119 --> 01:49:52,600
Speaker 2: So Chrit says, I want more than I don't want

2243
01:49:52,640 --> 01:49:55,760
to date and I want to place just David?

2244
01:49:56,640 --> 01:49:59,439
Speaker 1: What David? What do you want me to beg A

2245
01:49:59,520 --> 01:50:01,079
cry agains you got it.

2246
01:50:03,920 --> 01:50:09,239
Speaker 2: I want Pittsburgh, Pa, my hometown. We talked about this

2247
01:50:09,520 --> 01:50:10,039
last time.

2248
01:50:10,479 --> 01:50:11,640
Speaker 1: You can't do this.

2249
01:50:11,880 --> 01:50:14,560
Speaker 2: You can't do this, so Austin.

2250
01:50:14,279 --> 01:50:19,520
Speaker 1: Says, Okay, you got it. Don't title Pittsburgh, Pa unforgiven.

2251
01:50:19,760 --> 01:50:20,840
Speaker 2: I give it you what you want.

2252
01:50:21,279 --> 01:50:25,880
Speaker 4: D James off me and let me go. Let me go,

2253
01:50:27,600 --> 01:50:30,520
let me go, I can if you want, you want.

2254
01:50:32,640 --> 01:50:34,039
Oh no, you're still going in the water.

2255
01:50:38,920 --> 01:50:42,960
Speaker 2: So Kurt shoves him backwards and Austin falls into a

2256
01:50:43,079 --> 01:50:44,960
kiddie pool. I don't know where this came from. It

2257
01:50:45,039 --> 01:50:47,239
wasn't in the bed of the truck. How he got

2258
01:50:47,279 --> 01:50:50,279
the fucking water, Like Kurt really put this together well,

2259
01:50:50,720 --> 01:50:53,880
and Austin falls into this He's crawling around in it.

2260
01:50:54,199 --> 01:50:57,000
You son up a bitch, You stupid son of a bitch.

2261
01:50:57,039 --> 01:50:59,439
I'm gonna get you. He's like falling out of the

2262
01:50:59,479 --> 01:51:01,399
fucking He's soaked.

2263
01:51:01,680 --> 01:51:08,399
Speaker 1: Austin is chained up. What he is waddling around in

2264
01:51:08,520 --> 01:51:14,000
the Toronto Street bridge. Goddamnit, Card, son of a bitch.

2265
01:51:14,319 --> 01:51:15,159
Speaker 2: What the hell?

2266
01:51:15,399 --> 01:51:18,520
Speaker 1: Card, Give me the case, Give me the case, Cart,

2267
01:51:19,439 --> 01:51:21,239
I dave you what you want to. Let me go.

2268
01:51:22,039 --> 01:51:23,960
Speaker 2: Eventually he rolls out of the pool and he's just

2269
01:51:24,119 --> 01:51:26,479
rolling around in a puddle on the bridge.

2270
01:51:26,800 --> 01:51:32,039
Speaker 1: He's just waddling around, just water everywhere. Fuck, what do

2271
01:51:32,159 --> 01:51:33,319
I do? What do I do?

2272
01:51:33,560 --> 01:51:36,159
Speaker 2: Cart? Give me the case, Give me the case, you

2273
01:51:36,319 --> 01:51:40,560
son of a bitch. It's so fucking funny this visual.

2274
01:51:40,640 --> 01:51:44,039
Kurt sorry, Austin rolling around the water, Kurt drives up

2275
01:51:44,079 --> 01:51:50,760
with the truck, he slows down, he stops, and he's son.

2276
01:51:50,680 --> 01:51:57,520
Speaker 1: Of a bitch. I at jud It's like one of

2277
01:51:57,560 --> 01:51:59,760
the end of Hoffman's traps where you can't smike. God,

2278
01:52:00,159 --> 01:52:04,760
I did what you wanted, and it's doing like the

2279
01:52:04,840 --> 01:52:14,359
slow head turn pan up. Holy holy shit, Oh my.

2280
01:52:14,439 --> 01:52:17,479
Speaker 2: God, someone needs to fucking do that. Put the end

2281
01:52:17,520 --> 01:52:19,880
of this with Kurt pulling up and leaving and put

2282
01:52:20,279 --> 01:52:25,319
game over and he drives off and oh my god,

2283
01:52:25,399 --> 01:52:26,000
please do that.

2284
01:52:26,159 --> 01:52:26,800
Speaker 1: Holy ship.

2285
01:52:27,520 --> 01:52:30,960
Speaker 2: This version of stone Cold, like Kurt was already kind

2286
01:52:30,960 --> 01:52:32,640
of you know, made like he was a main eventor

2287
01:52:33,039 --> 01:52:35,600
but this made Kurt angle like top baby.

2288
01:52:35,960 --> 01:52:36,840
Speaker 1: Yes, yes it did.

2289
01:52:37,079 --> 01:52:40,760
Speaker 2: This is fucking fantastic. It's so fucking funny. Austin is

2290
01:52:40,960 --> 01:52:44,760
super down to look like a complete idiot. Uh, this

2291
01:52:45,000 --> 01:52:48,319
is this is great. This is great work man. I listen,

2292
01:52:48,680 --> 01:52:52,159
the more we watch of Invasion stone Cold, the more

2293
01:52:52,239 --> 01:52:56,279
I think everyone else was the problem. It wasn't Stone Cold,

2294
01:52:56,600 --> 01:53:00,840
it was everything else. Yeah, step up, you gotta fucking

2295
01:53:00,880 --> 01:53:03,159
step up. The rest of the show is the problem.

2296
01:53:03,479 --> 01:53:06,560
Heel stone Cold did not kill this company. It was

2297
01:53:06,680 --> 01:53:08,720
everybody else. It was me.

2298
01:53:09,760 --> 01:53:13,199
Speaker 1: It was me, Austin. It was me the whole time, Austin.

2299
01:53:16,800 --> 01:53:18,600
Speaker 2: So I do want to say this part here, James,

2300
01:53:18,600 --> 01:53:21,399
before we wrap this up. From The Observer, September tenth,

2301
01:53:21,479 --> 01:53:23,800
two thousand and one, Meltzer says at this point in

2302
01:53:23,800 --> 01:53:26,680
the show, the show went to hell. They went to

2303
01:53:26,760 --> 01:53:30,159
a commercial break at ten fifty seven pm, although clearly

2304
01:53:30,239 --> 01:53:33,239
teasing Angle and Austin on another bridge, this time over

2305
01:53:33,359 --> 01:53:37,399
the Don River, the guy handling the satellite apparently figuring

2306
01:53:37,439 --> 01:53:40,720
the show ended. At eleven pm, cut off transmission and

2307
01:53:40,840 --> 01:53:44,359
a TVPG rating flashed on the screen, likely for another

2308
01:53:44,399 --> 01:53:48,239
Star Trek episode. Then the screen went blank, then a

2309
01:53:48,359 --> 01:53:51,359
bunch of commercials until eight minutes or so later in

2310
01:53:51,479 --> 01:53:54,279
the building, it was bad because fans started leaving in drove,

2311
01:53:54,399 --> 01:53:57,239
certing the show was over. Lily and Garcia had to

2312
01:53:57,319 --> 01:54:00,760
tell the fans to stay and that there was more so. Actually,

2313
01:54:00,840 --> 01:54:02,600
that transmission being out was a good thing for a

2314
01:54:02,640 --> 01:54:05,479
few seconds, since people were leaving and coming back. Debor

2315
01:54:05,600 --> 01:54:07,960
came out to do her plan speech, but the floor

2316
01:54:08,039 --> 01:54:10,960
director gave her the signal to stall. She wasn't good

2317
01:54:11,000 --> 01:54:12,840
at it and was dying out there trying to keep

2318
01:54:12,880 --> 01:54:15,960
the crowd before the signal came back. Finally, in a panic,

2319
01:54:16,000 --> 01:54:18,479
they signaled for Haymon to do an interview since he's

2320
01:54:18,479 --> 01:54:21,960
good under pressure. Well he probably is, but his mic

2321
01:54:22,039 --> 01:54:25,159
didn't work. Garcia eventually figured out to give him her mic,

2322
01:54:25,199 --> 01:54:26,680
and he yeld at how sick the fans were for

2323
01:54:26,760 --> 01:54:29,439
wanting to see Austin thrown over a bridge. Finally, the

2324
01:54:29,479 --> 01:54:32,560
signal came back on, with Debora in mid speech about

2325
01:54:32,720 --> 01:54:35,640
doing some of the worst acting even by raw standards,

2326
01:54:35,720 --> 01:54:38,359
crying and begging Angle not to throw Austin over the

2327
01:54:38,399 --> 01:54:41,000
bridge since he's her husband. Should be noted that there

2328
01:54:41,079 --> 01:54:43,840
was a major rainstorm in Toronto Live, but because this

2329
01:54:44,000 --> 01:54:46,760
was pre taped, no such problem. But it confused the

2330
01:54:46,800 --> 01:54:49,680
hell out of the people leaving the acc not figuring

2331
01:54:49,720 --> 01:54:51,880
out why it was pouring and it wasn't where Austin

2332
01:54:51,880 --> 01:54:54,960
and Angle were. Somehow, in all of the physical comedy,

2333
01:54:54,960 --> 01:54:57,680
Austin either jammed or broke his left thumb, but was

2334
01:54:57,680 --> 01:55:01,920
still able to work the next night. Wait really, yeah,

2335
01:55:02,039 --> 01:55:04,439
so I think either in like the pool part or

2336
01:55:04,560 --> 01:55:06,720
something here, Austin broke his thumb.

2337
01:55:07,000 --> 01:55:10,239
Speaker 1: Dude, Wow, holy shit, he went for it. Yeah, man,

2338
01:55:10,279 --> 01:55:11,239
you got to give it your all.

2339
01:55:11,479 --> 01:55:13,760
Speaker 2: So that's what happened there. So, like what we saw,

2340
01:55:14,000 --> 01:55:16,199
I don't know if that was like the version that

2341
01:55:16,399 --> 01:55:19,479
like ended up on the network I'm assuming, which wasn't

2342
01:55:19,600 --> 01:55:21,800
cut with the commercial shit or stuff like that, you

2343
01:55:21,840 --> 01:55:25,840
know what I mean? So like this in person, I

2344
01:55:25,880 --> 01:55:28,119
don't know, and maybe someone can find like the someone

2345
01:55:28,319 --> 01:55:31,479
va like tape this on VHS or something. What how

2346
01:55:31,520 --> 01:55:34,520
this actually aired? I'd like to see that actually, But yeah,

2347
01:55:34,640 --> 01:55:38,039
so like this was they got fucked, they got fucked

2348
01:55:38,079 --> 01:55:41,680
by the show going off air early or or they

2349
01:55:41,760 --> 01:55:43,199
went over. Is really what happened?

2350
01:55:43,359 --> 01:55:45,039
Speaker 1: Damn, dude, that's not what I expected.

2351
01:55:45,279 --> 01:55:47,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. It is actually crazy that

2352
01:55:48,319 --> 01:55:51,159
it was super fucking awkward though. Man, good lord. Well

2353
01:55:51,199 --> 01:55:53,880
that is it for WWF Monday Night, Raw, September third,

2354
01:55:54,159 --> 01:55:58,760
two thousand and one, And now it's time for the May.

2355
01:56:00,520 --> 01:56:07,880
Speaker 1: Event. Let's read some fucking names, all right, Now it's

2356
01:56:08,000 --> 01:56:09,520
time for the main event.

2357
01:56:10,119 --> 01:56:14,439
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's see what fucking name you on this

2358
01:56:14,720 --> 01:56:16,399
fucking listy week.

2359
01:56:16,760 --> 01:56:20,039
Speaker 1: Starting in the five dollars tier. If you're reading this,

2360
01:56:20,560 --> 01:56:23,479
shout out to Billy Joel and Ryan.

2361
01:56:23,920 --> 01:56:26,439
Speaker 2: Maybe it's Billy Joel and Ryan.

2362
01:56:26,640 --> 01:56:28,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess it could be someone made a

2363
01:56:28,960 --> 01:56:35,319
song about that Billy Joel and Ryan. Oh wait, it

2364
01:56:35,399 --> 01:56:36,359
was Michael Jackson.

2365
01:56:38,760 --> 01:56:41,479
Speaker 2: No, that's just another guy that sings that tune and

2366
01:56:41,680 --> 01:56:43,840
goes he Garth Brooks.

2367
01:56:48,239 --> 01:56:55,760
Speaker 1: Gore, Fluzzy, oh r j Lowell, Yeah, Jonah Murphy Cam

2368
01:56:56,439 --> 01:57:01,000
Flannel to bear Ah to bear Ah, all my pucker

2369
01:57:01,159 --> 01:57:02,920
Monday Night. The way it's raw.

2370
01:57:03,239 --> 01:57:06,479
Speaker 2: Oh, that's disgusting. Rafael, I don't like that it's called

2371
01:57:06,479 --> 01:57:08,079
a pucker. We're going back to this one. I don't

2372
01:57:08,159 --> 01:57:08,960
like this name at all.

2373
01:57:09,840 --> 01:57:12,239
Speaker 1: As Azara, y asshole.

2374
01:57:12,279 --> 01:57:13,319
Speaker 2: I think you're saying, no, not.

2375
01:57:13,399 --> 01:57:15,720
Speaker 1: The balls, Rafaelriguez.

2376
01:57:15,880 --> 01:57:16,520
Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on?

2377
01:57:16,640 --> 01:57:20,079
Speaker 1: Hard Tech? James? I just got done talking to coach

2378
01:57:20,319 --> 01:57:25,119
Richard Man and you're in sweet and sour depth bats

2379
01:57:25,199 --> 01:57:31,560
with Chase's son. He like got nervous typing now he's

2380
01:57:31,640 --> 01:57:34,359
in says some fuck fuck? What do I do? Big

2381
01:57:34,680 --> 01:57:43,159
Underscore Warlord Underscore g Yeah, Jim Jim Jim Jim Cornett's

2382
01:57:43,239 --> 01:57:48,199
bedroom chair on Facebook Marketplace. Oh okay, hey boys Orioles

2383
01:57:48,279 --> 01:57:51,279
fan here, let's go Felly's, let's go braves.

2384
01:57:51,600 --> 01:57:54,479
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine, we accept you. We won't look further into.

2385
01:57:54,399 --> 01:57:58,119
Speaker 1: You Orioles fan. Okay, you got Pete Alonzo. Oh, he's

2386
01:57:58,159 --> 01:58:00,359
got Gunnar hindors On. Dude.

2387
01:58:00,680 --> 01:58:03,239
Speaker 2: Wow, the goat of MLB, the show.

2388
01:58:03,560 --> 01:58:07,680
Speaker 1: J Dog Hell in a cinema. Oh, the Dudley Boys

2389
01:58:07,760 --> 01:58:10,239
hitting the three d on burritoed up, big show through

2390
01:58:10,319 --> 01:58:15,079
Jimmy Valiant's glass table. Wow, there's a lot went on there.

2391
01:58:15,239 --> 01:58:20,279
Jesus Christ, Kylie Denton Hello, Amazed balls see you a

2392
01:58:20,319 --> 01:58:24,760
fourth wall baloney Fudge and Jesus Divas.

2393
01:58:25,119 --> 01:58:26,840
Speaker 2: Holy fucking shit, what happened to here?

2394
01:58:27,119 --> 01:58:30,840
Speaker 1: Sebastian x al Hello, this pod has gotten me through

2395
01:58:30,960 --> 01:58:32,720
such hard times. Thank you so much.

2396
01:58:33,119 --> 01:58:35,880
Speaker 2: Aw Hey, thank you for sticking with us, buddy, that's

2397
01:58:35,960 --> 01:58:36,800
very much appreciated.

2398
01:58:36,920 --> 01:58:38,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad you got throw them dude, of course.

2399
01:58:38,880 --> 01:58:41,199
And you're still here and you're kicking ass. Ten dollars

2400
01:58:41,239 --> 01:58:46,960
Tier Douglas Blount Crunch just sat on my balls. Chase

2401
01:58:48,159 --> 01:58:50,840
Shard's sun Style What does that mean?

2402
01:58:51,000 --> 01:58:52,079
Speaker 2: What does that fucking mean?

2403
01:58:52,479 --> 01:58:58,399
Speaker 1: It's Jess Trenton dominic A Rage Hello, Zach Pittman, m

2404
01:58:58,920 --> 01:59:06,920
h Abe, McMillian, Brett Stevens Hello, Gecker's Eli Bennett The

2405
01:59:07,119 --> 01:59:12,000
Mister K Show Invited somewhere in my collection.

2406
01:59:12,720 --> 01:59:14,199
Speaker 2: That's fucking my answer to everything.

2407
01:59:14,520 --> 01:59:21,640
Speaker 1: Chris Overbee run down, Terry Bronk voice. Terry Bronk saboo,

2408
01:59:24,520 --> 01:59:25,439
Oh I just won't to read.

2409
01:59:25,319 --> 01:59:31,520
Speaker 2: It then, Yeah, no promo jonesy got no words here.

2410
01:59:31,680 --> 01:59:36,520
Speaker 1: Terry Bronk voice. You guys want to buy some elevated lizard? Lizard, lizard?

2411
01:59:36,920 --> 01:59:38,760
Speaker 2: You want to buy an elevated lizard. You want to

2412
01:59:38,760 --> 01:59:40,840
get OnCore, you want to get extreme?

2413
01:59:43,800 --> 01:59:48,039
Speaker 1: You want a lizard? Shit? Yeah?

2414
01:59:48,439 --> 01:59:49,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, did a lizard?

2415
01:59:51,640 --> 01:59:57,319
Speaker 1: That's an elevated lizard. Terry Bronk voice. You guys want

2416
01:59:57,359 --> 01:59:59,399
to buy some lizard? Yeah?

2417
02:00:00,479 --> 02:00:03,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, did I say lizard? I'm a champion? Yeah.

2418
02:00:03,960 --> 02:00:08,479
Speaker 1: The Velociraptor in Jurassic Park three, yelling Ellen, Tim Hammill

2419
02:00:09,039 --> 02:00:13,279
scugs love, Darth Vader hitting a mother e fin bomb

2420
02:00:13,319 --> 02:00:14,279
in Soul Caliber four?

2421
02:00:14,560 --> 02:00:15,199
Speaker 2: Is that a thing?

2422
02:00:15,800 --> 02:00:20,800
Speaker 1: Zach Merriman, Jeffrey Hamilton, Hello, she g on my gleap

2423
02:00:20,920 --> 02:00:23,920
till I ejaculate loving with eye contact?

2424
02:00:24,119 --> 02:00:25,520
Speaker 2: All right, man, all right?

2425
02:00:26,560 --> 02:00:35,039
Speaker 1: Vince Case Richard's son, Yeah die? Did somebody say Chase Richard.

2426
02:00:36,600 --> 02:00:36,840
Speaker 2: Die?

2427
02:00:37,319 --> 02:00:41,079
Speaker 1: We stomped Nana out Austin style to celebrate her eighty

2428
02:00:41,159 --> 02:00:45,880
seventh Birthday after Dark Philly Trip God three out of

2429
02:00:45,960 --> 02:00:47,119
five stars? Would it?

2430
02:00:49,000 --> 02:01:02,439
Speaker 3: Jonah Murphy, Holy shit, he's back. Die he was upgraded?

2431
02:01:02,880 --> 02:01:09,760
Speaker 1: Fuck you Ranger Underscore boon, Michael Odell.

2432
02:01:16,159 --> 02:01:16,960
Speaker 2: Boped him up.

2433
02:01:17,359 --> 02:01:26,960
Speaker 1: Michael Oudell, Goober, John Stella, Knox Eclaire Yeah, Eh, Skyler, Humphrey, J.

2434
02:01:27,279 --> 02:01:28,840
Nolder two thousand and seven.

2435
02:01:29,159 --> 02:01:31,479
Speaker 2: Oh you like this fucking retro then that we've been

2436
02:01:31,520 --> 02:01:33,359
doing lately. You're in the two thousand and seven? Was

2437
02:01:33,399 --> 02:01:35,319
that when you were born? Holy fuck?

2438
02:01:35,840 --> 02:01:37,920
Speaker 1: No, no way, that was the first time he drove

2439
02:01:38,000 --> 02:01:40,159
a car. It cannot be any Okay.

2440
02:01:40,680 --> 02:01:42,840
Speaker 2: How often do people add years that it wasn't their

2441
02:01:42,880 --> 02:01:43,359
birth year?

2442
02:01:43,920 --> 02:01:48,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. Wow, man, you are man

2443
02:01:49,000 --> 02:01:56,039
old Day. M J. Mobley, Yeah, cool manh Drace Wilson.

2444
02:01:56,720 --> 02:01:59,520
You're telling me they got la roach pusse at target

2445
02:02:02,760 --> 02:02:07,000
what I don't know? I don't know Street Giraffe.

2446
02:02:07,119 --> 02:02:08,359
Speaker 2: Wow, that's fucking scary.

2447
02:02:09,479 --> 02:02:17,479
Speaker 1: Johnnre Than Smith, Yeah, yeah, d J Yeah, Joel Myers,

2448
02:02:18,119 --> 02:02:19,399
sugar quatraton.

2449
02:02:19,920 --> 02:02:21,479
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like a Chakara character.

2450
02:02:21,840 --> 02:02:24,840
Speaker 1: Two hundred and thirtieth pick in the twenty twenty six

2451
02:02:25,039 --> 02:02:31,920
NFL Draft, Eli Hide and Reich yeah, yeah, Hi, Nate Corkle,

2452
02:02:32,520 --> 02:02:38,840
Lonely Bagel, the shandy Man, Josh number one, Nya Jacks Hater,

2453
02:02:39,359 --> 02:02:44,319
Oh we found them, piss boy Jake, Oh, cucumber into bum.

2454
02:02:47,319 --> 02:02:48,039
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.

2455
02:02:49,079 --> 02:02:50,600
Speaker 1: Oh oh, that's pretty good.

2456
02:02:50,600 --> 02:03:00,600
Speaker 2: I like that. That's hard, but Hooper, you can hear me.

2457
02:03:00,880 --> 02:03:07,680
Speaker 1: Hell, Jake Fernaro's Cody Murshan.

2458
02:03:08,319 --> 02:03:10,359
Speaker 2: Oh what's his name? What's his name?

2459
02:03:11,600 --> 02:03:17,600
Speaker 1: Kurn I'm surprised we don't see that more off to here, honestly.

2460
02:03:18,079 --> 02:03:18,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're right.

2461
02:03:19,520 --> 02:03:21,960
Speaker 1: John Zandig singing down with the sickness.

2462
02:03:22,800 --> 02:03:23,600
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about it.

2463
02:03:23,800 --> 02:03:27,399
Speaker 1: That's fun. I like that. Salva zero nine one zero,

2464
02:03:28,359 --> 02:03:31,680
whoa whoa is he wild? Hook me up to the

2465
02:03:31,760 --> 02:03:37,680
goon device. No, Johnny de la Rosa Oak Tree, Terry

2466
02:03:38,720 --> 02:03:40,880
Jack and her Son.

2467
02:03:45,000 --> 02:03:48,039
Speaker 2: He fucking gets me every time. He gets it every time.

2468
02:03:48,319 --> 02:03:51,920
Speaker 1: It's jose No, not that one, the one that will

2469
02:03:51,960 --> 02:03:56,760
send seventy thousand Mexicans from Mexico to watch Sean lose

2470
02:03:56,760 --> 02:04:01,600
at the Rumble while playing Oh okay, Josey No, not

2471
02:04:01,800 --> 02:04:05,840
that one, the one summoning seventy k Mexicans from Mexico

2472
02:04:05,960 --> 02:04:08,880
to watch Sean LuSE de sid As I play Resident

2473
02:04:08,960 --> 02:04:09,600
Evil CV.

2474
02:04:10,159 --> 02:04:16,119
Speaker 2: Oh wow, the commitment there is unprecedented. I mean I

2475
02:04:16,439 --> 02:04:18,960
got to give that guy a nod, not a tip

2476
02:04:19,039 --> 02:04:21,359
of the cap, for re signing up just because he

2477
02:04:21,399 --> 02:04:22,640
fucked the name up the first time.

2478
02:04:23,119 --> 02:04:33,279
Speaker 1: Zetta Nilocticus, nice nice, Zetta nil Looctacus, Winston Taylor, Gravy Train,

2479
02:04:33,479 --> 02:04:36,880
Oh small man, Chuck Lttel for Most fucked Fucker twenty

2480
02:04:36,960 --> 02:04:41,159
twenty six. Already making a campaign here. Okay, Scott Hall

2481
02:04:41,279 --> 02:04:51,239
talking to James be like, you want to watch Stubor starring? Really?

2482
02:04:54,520 --> 02:04:56,840
Speaker 2: I mean that's I can read that very easily. I mean,

2483
02:04:56,880 --> 02:04:57,960
you see who the day is.

2484
02:04:58,359 --> 02:05:01,960
Speaker 1: Scott halland talking to James be like you want to

2485
02:05:02,039 --> 02:05:05,600
watch Stuber Storry dab Bastius.

2486
02:05:10,359 --> 02:05:13,079
Speaker 2: That is I've never seen the one name was spelled

2487
02:05:13,159 --> 02:05:14,039
so many different ways.

2488
02:05:14,119 --> 02:05:15,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I swear to God has not been spelled

2489
02:05:15,880 --> 02:05:21,079
the same one time, tearing my shirt off and shouting

2490
02:05:21,159 --> 02:05:25,560
every time Sinka Koski goes for a pin oh ungraded

2491
02:05:26,079 --> 02:05:30,319
PSA ten reverse foil arbit sandwich.

2492
02:05:30,720 --> 02:05:33,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a chance one of the Army

2493
02:05:33,760 --> 02:05:35,880
reverse foil armed sandwiches you have is a ten.

2494
02:05:36,159 --> 02:05:40,159
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean that's true. I mean in Yeah, it's

2495
02:05:40,199 --> 02:05:41,960
in the whole binder in you know, you.

2496
02:05:41,960 --> 02:05:44,039
Speaker 2: Should find out what the price to do that is

2497
02:05:44,520 --> 02:05:46,520
and then like we should figure it out because like

2498
02:05:46,680 --> 02:05:48,199
I'm super interested.

2499
02:05:48,520 --> 02:05:52,680
Speaker 1: S Dog fifty C. Yeah, please skip this name. It

2500
02:05:52,840 --> 02:05:55,079
fucking sucks, just like the Phillies.

2501
02:05:55,600 --> 02:05:58,239
Speaker 2: Holy fuck, shoot this guy, shoot this guy dead.

2502
02:05:58,560 --> 02:06:00,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it does suck. The we're catching up

2503
02:06:00,880 --> 02:06:02,439
for a minute, so they blew their games and we

2504
02:06:02,520 --> 02:06:03,359
beat the Marlins. Three.

2505
02:06:03,359 --> 02:06:06,880
Speaker 2: There's plenty of games left. You lost twelve. Oh, can

2506
02:06:06,920 --> 02:06:09,239
we can we talk with the zero to twelve loss?

2507
02:06:09,680 --> 02:06:12,239
Speaker 1: Can we talk about that differentially?

2508
02:06:12,279 --> 02:06:14,239
Speaker 2: Can we just but like just I mean, can we.

2509
02:06:14,279 --> 02:06:14,880
Speaker 1: Just look at it?

2510
02:06:15,239 --> 02:06:18,279
Speaker 2: How important that one game was to like your your

2511
02:06:18,359 --> 02:06:21,800
team's are I mean, like you got annihilated by the Marlins.

2512
02:06:22,079 --> 02:06:25,279
Speaker 1: Actually, that game actually saved our season because we fucking

2513
02:06:25,359 --> 02:06:29,199
fired Aaron Bummer, So that was a blessing in disguise.

2514
02:06:29,279 --> 02:06:33,000
Buddy dead Locked in update started at two forty down

2515
02:06:33,079 --> 02:06:36,880
to two twelve. Who are doing good too? Great pod,

2516
02:06:37,239 --> 02:06:41,680
very good pod. Holy shit, that's first off. Yeah, congratulations, dude,

2517
02:06:41,720 --> 02:06:42,279
that is awesome.

2518
02:06:42,560 --> 02:06:46,359
Speaker 2: Fantastic amount of fucking weight there, I mean, you locked

2519
02:06:46,399 --> 02:06:49,000
in crazy their congrats buddy, keep it up. I don't

2520
02:06:49,000 --> 02:06:50,600
know what your goals are or how like you know

2521
02:06:50,720 --> 02:06:53,159
where you want to be at. Uh, that one nine

2522
02:06:53,680 --> 02:06:57,000
is eluding me. That's what I'm chasing, that one ninety nine. So,

2523
02:06:57,479 --> 02:06:59,880
but James and I are working, We're working hard.

2524
02:07:00,199 --> 02:07:02,319
Speaker 1: Adam Priest is like a lot boo boo to me,

2525
02:07:02,800 --> 02:07:07,560
with all due respect. Johnny is suffering from He's suffering

2526
02:07:07,760 --> 02:07:17,159
from anal blooding. What the panties drop when they see

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my binder of reverse hollow Arvin Sandwiches.

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Speaker 2: Dude, that's true. When I was there, I just fucking

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started pulling my underwears down.

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Speaker 1: Eric Fernandez, big cat, Fuck the Phillies, go Orioles. Yeah,

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oh wait, this guy changed teams. He said, fuck the Phillies.

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That's funny.

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Speaker 2: Think the same guy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he definitely the same guy for sure, for sure.

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Speaker 2: No multiple.

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Speaker 1: Investigate underscore three one one on my big gold oneun

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til I'm screaming. I love movies. Willie Boogie t m A.

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Yeah is night. An overly excited bell ringer, ringing the

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bell crazy style, like he just won't stop ringing the

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bell even though the match has been Roy's McCormick Saints

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fan p L Johnny's number one fan, Aaron.

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Speaker 2: Holy shit, that sucks. I just like shit on all errands,

2543
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like two minutes ago. Aaron, hold on, I take it back, buddy.

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We don't have to like. It's not you, Kayden.

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Speaker 1: She contribute to my tip until I fill her dark side.

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Speaker 2: Wow, this is good. That name is good.

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Speaker 1: Nick Waddock, Yes, Oh, what's up, dude, Dude, I've done

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this dude forever og Virtual Angel Brandon Broderick.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: The preceding podcast was brought to you by Richard ja.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, throwback. Richard Sandwich is old now, by

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the way, Damn.

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Speaker 1: We're old. Damn Download Killing Upload pain Oh instant thousand

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fifteen dollars tier Nick's avatar Panthers Kicker Chase, Richard's son,

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Whin's it in Philly?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Hell, well we know this. I mean, that's just

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let's a look into the future. Live in a fantasy

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world for sure.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Johnny, I'm in the Magic school bus, all shrunk

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down style, visiting your ass. Any recommendations on what to

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do while I'm here?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's you're driving it yourself or like, what's the

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deal there?

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Speaker 2: No, he's got the what's the name? Missus? Jokes on

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Dick who was driving that thing?

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Speaker 1: Joey Wrestling eighty six Boot the Cats. Bunky three thirty

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six says nothing, you idiots. Funky three thirty six is

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dead and compromised by Chase Fast Starts on his deadbeat dad.

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Speaker 2: Wow, there was a lot of layers there. I enjoyed that.

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Speaker 1: Hugh Penis, Hugh Penis sixty annual, the guy on the

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TV twenty seven, Oh Kenny one hundred and twenty our

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annual WWF, No.

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Speaker 2: Mercy whoa dig diggity dog Big.

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Speaker 1: Dog DSG ninety seven?

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Speaker 2: Yea ninety seven. That's got to be when he was born.

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Speaker 1: And still the champion of the Patreon Holy shit Bungus

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at thirty five.

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Speaker 2: Fifty three A nice amount, big Dick Bungus. Yeah, yeah,

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I mean we like Dick Bungus. Thank you, Dick Bungus

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for continuing to be our champion. You are the wind

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beneath our ring.

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Speaker 1: And that is it for her names. It's thank you

2585
02:10:51,760 --> 02:10:55,640
guys so much for watching the tell Up podcast. Everything

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win as planned and everything will go as planned.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't do I don't do you worry everybody.

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I'm a good time. That's good, that's good. Goodbye.